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Hey guys! Welcome back to my corner of the internet for everything college football! I, of course, usually cover the NSCF, especially the two Banijan schools, as well as domestic college football here in Banija. But I'm a U of M grad, aren't I? The University of Moravica are the dictionary definition of a basketball school, especially these days. 32-2, conference champions, two championship game appearances in the past, and the tournament's #1 overall seed. Fun times, right? All 8 Banijan schools are in the NSCAA tournament, and it's going to be a blast. Three #1 seeds(including U of M baby LET"S FUCKING GO!!), three more #2 seeds, a #4 seed, and a #6 seed. We're winning it all- obviously. Everyone else is there as just an addendum to the great story of the Golden Bears
Of course, at this point in the NSCAAs, this is when Banijans get some national pride and all start rooting for one another. It's hard to do when it comes to college sports in this country- these collegiate rivalries run hard and deep. But, after spending an entire season all shit talking each other, they'll now root for each other for the greater good.
Mostly.Some rivalries simply run too deep. You'll see me try to fight a Farf kraken before you see me root for NMU basketball, for example. And so I'm here to give our foreign readers the rooting chart. Which groups of Banijans are rooting against certain Banijan schools? Where does bragging rights matter more than national pride? And, of course, a miniature tournament preview for each team.
You'll see- right here.
Banijan Ultra 64 Rooting Chart- who is rooting for who?
Northern Moravica University CougarsFinal Record: 30-4
Berth: Big Seven Nine Regular Season Champions
Silverware: Big Seven Nine Regular Season Champions
Seeding: #2 Seed in the Independent Region; #7 Overall Seed
First Round Opponent: University of Raikennax(DRK),
Fanbases rooting against NMU: Loyola-Istria, University of Moravica (as well as Elephant Valley, Richardson U, Cold Hill, and Ratzupalfu)
Some things change, some stay the same. And that's certainly true for NMU. A hell of season gets them the exact same tournament berth as last time out- #2 seed in the Independent Region, and the #7 overall ranked team for the tournament, as the team flies out to Drawkland. 30-4, B79 regular season conference champions- a hell of a season. Elephant Valley beat them in the conference tournament title, otherwise this team had a legitimate shot of being a #1 seed. Still, they're sitting pretty, with confidence. "We truly believe that we've got a lot to prove. People have said a lot about NMU basketball over the years- the tournament is a chance to shut our haters all the way up." Said their head coach.
But the path is a brutal one. NMU is playing Raikennax- in their city. Suckers. Hope the home crowd intimidates them and they lose by 50 so the entire country can root against them. The path to winning this thing is absolutely brutal, and it starts poorly. "Starting the tournament with a virtual road game is not exactly the greatest reward from the Committee for going 30-4." Said a TV analyst about the Cougars. "They're going to have to prove themselves early and often. Raikennax will have all the energy with none of the pressure- if you want to put a game on upset watch, for any of the Banijan teams in the first round- that's absolutely the game to pick." They're a team smarting after an early, first round KO out of the conference tournament, so expect NMU's opponents to come out swinging.
As one would expect, U of M fans, as well as ULI fans, are out here rooting hard against the Cougars. I mentioned their foreign haters as well, because why the heck not? All the homies hate on NMU. There's a reason why they've never won shit in this tournament- they don't have the clutch gene. In any sport. You did see them go down 30-0 at half in a NSCF quarterfinal, at home, right?? They're gonna have early exits to lower seeds from this tournament every year until the Second Coming.
Loyola-Istria Blue ThunderFinal Record: 30-4
Berth: Flying Drawk Conference Champion
Silverware: Flying Drawk Regular Season Conference Champion; Flying Drawk Conference Tournament champion
Seeding: #1 Seed in the Independents Region; #2 Overall Seed
First Round Opponent: Drawk Corps University(DRK)
Fanbases rooting against the Blue Thunder: Loyola-Jinja, Loyola-Busukuma, Northern Moravica, University of Moravica (as well as Richardson, Cold HIll, and RUoN)
Hell of a season, unfortunately, for Blue Thunder basketball. The highest ranked Banijan team in this tournament- #2 overall. Top seeded team in the Independents Region. This is extremely unlikely(mostly because of the NMU tendency to choke out at the biggest moments), but there's technically potential for a Loyola-Istria v. Northern Moravica Elite 8 matchup- which would surely be the game to end all games(at least on the hardwood between these two schools). While any idiot knows that there's 0 chance NMU gets there, Loyola-Istria actually is a team that can win this damn thing.
Obviously, consistency. Plus resiliency- winning in OT against an archrival, to be conference tournament champion, it shows heart. It shows strength. It shows the power of bonding. They can blow anybody out. But they can do much more than that. They can win close games. They can win high scoring, low scoring, pacey, slow, any kind of game. But of course, a program as historically successful has them has all sorts of haters. Some of them, naturally, are obvious. The Loyola campuses have huge rivalries with each other. I don't even need to go into the
North v. South Showdown.You might ask then, a bunch of gridiron rivalries, same uni rivalries... Why is U of Moravica on here? Simple- NSCAA 13. Any U of Moravica fan will tell you that we should have been the first Banijan school to win this tournament. Two NSCAA championship games, actually a basketball school, etc... To see ULI not only do it, but to beat our #1 overall seed Golden Bears last time out... Just too much to handle. They're not as bad as NMU- nobody is- but if they go back to back? Then I'm giving this shit up and not coming back.
University of Moravica Golden BearsFinal Record: 30-4
Berth: Salamantica Regular Season Conference Champions
Silverware: Salamantica Regular Season Conference Champions
Seeding: #1 Seed in the Anaia Region; #3 Overall Seed
First Round Opponent: Sabinal State(VAL)
Fanbases rooting against the University of Moravica: Northern Moravica
Everybody likes us, eh? But for the second straight season, we've secured a #1 seed- this time, in the Anaia Region. So we're off to Quebec. We probably had an inside track on not only a #1 seed, but THE #1 overall seed, until the conference tournament title game. Then, Mar Sara Tech simply sonned us- a 56 point beatdown that was probably the worst experience I've ever had watching Golden Bears Athletics. Of any kind. But we had 33 other games to throw on our resume, and simply could not be ignored- the Committee ensured that we were still on the #1 seed line, which is ultimately what matters the most.
Nothing easy though. Since when did these bottom seeded teams get so good? All from blue blood nations. Playing a Valanora school in the first round isn't exactly what I had in mind, so we'll have to be ready. This is not your normal 1v16 matchup- this is what we have to consider as a blue blood v. blue blood matchup. We gotta go the whole 9 yards if we want to take down a team like this. As for rooting against us, everybody likes us! U of M is the most likeable university in Banija- ask Richardson. Of course, NMU fans will root against us, but honestly, who gives a flying ()#)! what they think?? Get to an Elite 8 before they talk.
Bunyoro A&M WaterbucksFinal Record: 27-7
Berth: Eternal Conference Regular Season Champions
Silverware: Eternal Conference Regular Season Champions
Seeding: #6 seed in the Atlantian Oceania Region; #24 overall team
First Round Opponent: Crimson Royal(SHM)
Fanbases rooting against A&M: Sankt Adelheid, University of Bunyoro
It's the Waterbucks! Of NSCAA 12 fame. They've been to a Final Four- and a buzzer beater from an opponent away from playing for a NSCAA Championship. It's tough- four Banijan schools have been to a NSCAA Final Four all-time, and they are one of them. But all that history did not mean a ton. They had to slog to a conference title, although they did it. The Eternal Conference was deep. They couldn't exactly put together a glittering resume like the other Banijan schools- 24-6, while good enough to win the Eternal, was not as good as the other conference champs, and put them behind the 8 ball.
And of course, losing by 19 in your conference tournament title game doesn't help things either. But look at where the Waterbucks. They are the lowest seeded team in Banija- a 6 seed, ranked just #24 overall by the Committee. They've been the butt of jokes in the country for that reason. "Look- everyone wants to talk about the Waterbucks, about how we're not 'up to scruff' or some twisted BS." Said the team's HC. "But this team is one of the best in the competition, helped by playing in what was by far the deepest conference of the competition." While some may disagree, A&M is maintaining their confidence. Plus, of course, a fun note- they open in Banija.
That's right. The lowest seeded Banijan team- gets to play a minimum of two, and up to four, rounds of this tournament on home soil. Expect A&M fans to pack Shango Airlines Arena, and then Caribou if it comes to that. Now, let's think of the haters. SAU makes sense- their archrival. But A&M isn't rivals of U of Bunyoro. But this makes perfect sense too- jealousy. U of Bunyoro has never played in the NSCAAs, but yet, the poorer, more rural school in Bunyoro is an internationally known basketball success story? They're fuming. They would want nothing more than for A&M to faceplant in the first round.
Kizza I College CubsFinal Record: 28-5
Berth: Pink 16 Regular Season Conference Champions
Silverware: Pink 16 Regular Season Conference Champions
Seeding: #4 Seed in Atlantian Oceania; #16 Overall seed
First Round Opponent: University of Rouyoutte(RAN)
Fanbases rooting against Banijan Star and Crescent: Loyola-Busukuma, University of Ankole
Of course, a fascinating trend continues. The two lowest ranked Banijan teams are the two who got assigned to play in the AO Region- where we are hosting the regionals. A coincidence, right? Let's start with the relatively short list of haters for the Cubs. Their two main rivals, basically. Loyola-Busukuma is obvious- the two historic schools in Banija's capitol have rarely gotten along sports wise, so it's no surprise that Crusaders fans would hate on the Cubs. Of course, that rivalry is about as one sided as they come. Much more interesting, is U of Ankole. Remember, they've played in the NSCAAs twice before- furthest Ankole's ever gone is the Sweet 16. Kizza I College has been to a Final Four.
Of course, the path back is not easy. Rouyoutte is extremely talented- just ask Bunyoro A&M, whom they just beat by 19 for the conference tournament autobid. But it's a short flight to Valanora. Expect Kizza I College fans to take over Raynor City, as they go on to root for their team. But the road is brutal. If they beat Rouyouatte(and that game is a tossup at best!), then they'd have to take on the winner of Hondo v. Sadeg State- both schools who sit here as former NSCAA champions. "It's rare to get a first round matchup of former champs in this tournament- yet here they are." Said a TV analyst. "The Cubs got no business looking ahead to round 2, however- they've gotta get there first."
Hangaza Tech River RatsFinal Record: 32-2
Berth: Woodlands Conference Champions
Silverware: Woodlands Regular Season Conference Champions, Woodlands Conference Tournament Chammpions
Seeding: #2 Seed in the Rushmore Region; #5 Overall seed
First Round Opponent: Rinaldi Naval Academy(VAL)
Fanbases rooting against Mamari: University of Bunyoro, University of Hangaza
The team that came the closest to going undefeated this year probably can legitimately feel they've been hard done by the committee. They started 27-0, and then, of course, lost 2 of their last three to 'fall' to 28-2. But they recovered from that- dominant in their conference tournament, blowing the doors off of their Woodlands Conference mates to earn, what many thought, or assumed, would be one of the four #1 seeds- potentially even the #1 overall seed. While not getting the #1 overall seed won't really hurt, not getting any #1 seed at all, has to bring frustration to River Rats fans- especially after seeing Loyola and Moravica both get 1 seeds.
"Once again, there's bias in favor of the big brands. Sky is blue, water is wet." Said the Hangaza Tech Athletic Director after the Selection Show released their bracket. "To say, after the season we've had, being double conference champions, being one of only two teams in the entire competition to win 32 games, and to say that we aren't a top 4 team... Well, it's ridiculous. But don't worry- we'll show 'em on the court exactly what River Rats basketball is made out of." It's the exact same seeding they got last time out. But like the other Banijan schools, there is no kind path for them simply because they got a high seed- they've got Rinaldi Naval Academy directly in front of them, who are dreaming of an upset.
Now, of course, who are their haters? We don't have to look further than their rivals. Hangaza v. Tech- a legendary in-state rivalry, the two major schools of the country's second biggest state. And then, of course, there's the University of Bunyoro. Geography dictates that these two are rivals, even if they are in different states- there's not that many miles between the campuses. It's tough to be a Bunyoro fan right now. A&M is killing the game in the NSCAAs, Tech is killing the game in the NSCAAs... And you're at home. Watching on the couch. Pour one out, eh?
Zakuta State CrocodilesFinal Record: 28-6
Berth: Calania Conference Tournament Champions
Silverware: Calania Conference Tournament Champions
Seeding: #2 seed in the Anaia Region; #6 overall seed
First Round Opponent: Brattleboro U(CDG)
Fanbases rooting against Loyola-Jinja: University of Ankole, Ankole Tech
Zakuta State was the only Banijan school to not win their regular season conference title- but clearly, it did not hurt them in the eyes of the committee. They stormed through and won their conference tournament anyways, and were rewarded. Sometimes, it's not about how you start- it's about how you finish. And Zakuta State has had a ridiculously strong finish to the season. Despite finishing 'just' third in their conference, they won 13 of their last 14, including all four conference tournament games, to end their season. The Committee clearly sees that talent in them- rewarding them with a #2 seed.
They've got that strong belief that they are capable of a run, and are intent on making one. The other big Ankole schools really do not like them- and naturally, are jealous. But the Crocs could care less. It's a great time to be a Zakuta State fan right now- huge hopes for the Ultra 64, reaching the national semifinals in gridiron, etc... Everybody seems to be doing well at the same damn time. Their fans are going to flood to Quebec to watch their team. They're playing another blue blood team, however, in Brattleboro U. None of these first round games are easy for these Banijan fans- and the Crocs have no exception.
University of Kitara HippogriffsFinal Record: 31-3
Berth: Five Star Conference Champions
Silverware: Five Star Regular Season Conference Champion, Five Star Conference Tournament Champion
Seeding: #1 Seed in the Rushmore Region; #4 Overall seed
First Round Opponent: University of Wisdom-Wollongmatta Bay (TJU)
Fanbases rooting against KItara: Mamari U
They're double conference champions- so unlike their friends at Hangaza Tech, they are a #1 seed, and believe that they are the best team placed in the Rushmore Region. It's tough out there- but this is a team that went on a ridiculous run to end the season, winning something like 24 of their last 25, including a 19 game winning streak during the season. It's an elite team with big-time title dreams. A lot of Banijan teams feel that way- and obviously, quite a few are going to be left disappointed. But it's already tough enough to be a #1 seed in your first year in this competition- to then reach the FInal Four? Near impossible.
Near. Mamari U had a great run last season, and yet, did not get anywhere near the final four. So Kitara desperately want to outdo their local archrivals. It would be a huge talking point, wouldn't it? The Hippogriffs, low-key, might be the Banijan school best positioned to win a title. They're playing out of their minds at the moment, they've got elite playmakers all over the board, defenders, shooters, etc.. A well-balanced roster, with veterans who are huge in crunch time, that is seemingly purpose built for tournament basketball.
Welp, that's everyone! Everyone's got haters this year- you know who's hating who. As always, go Golden Bears! And down with NMU!