The 1st Annual President's Birthday Cup!
Are you a cricket fan? Are you a football fan? Are you a fan of the President? If you answered YES to all three of those questions, this cup is for you! In honour of the President turning older by yet another yes, a grand festival will be held in his honour, in addition to various sports tournament!
The Schedule:
- Day 1: A giant carnival will be hosted outside the MegaOval MegaMall, with bouncy castles, burger stands and troubadours all around for entertainment. Big prizes to be won, especially a Jamborzhini 4500, which you can wind by keeping your hand on it the longest! Check out a football match at 7pm between the West Barack and East Obama National Team and a secret guest!
- Day 2: The carnival will still go on, and this time a great concert with rapper 'The Obamasaurus' making her solo debut! Check out the T20 match between Lozho and a special guest, in addition to a football match between the Lozho national team and - you guessed it - another special guest!
- Day 3: The carnival reaches its last official day, with prizes being auctioned off if not claimed at the end of it all! A thrilling T20 match between the West Barack and East Obama national cricket team and a secret guest will be hosted, and the third place playoff between the losers of the previous two football matches will be occurring right here in Ghezhan!
- Day 4: It's the birthday! Enjoy a Birthday Sweepstakes sponsored by Lozho's Premium Huts and Shacks Inc., with the top prize being a classy shack in downtown Shezhen. A massive military parade will be hosted right in the MegaOval, where the President will be making his VVVIP appearance! The final match between the two winners of first two football matches will take place right afterwards at the oval! We swear we can work out the logistics of this.
- Day 5: It's the final day. Check out a thrilling T20 cricket match between the winners of the two previous games, right at the oval with a hundred thousand fans roaring in support! Or they'll be jeering. Also, a scavenger hunt sponsored by NordVPN will be hosted in Ghezhan, with the winner being rewarded a subscription for one month!