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Postby Hapilopper » Tue Apr 19, 2022 8:20 pm

H-SPORTS PRESENTS: LIVE FROM HAPEX!
(The night before the Super Skychief 500)

OLIVER MARLIN RACING TO RUN NSSCRA NEXT YEAR, HARRIS COMMUNITY MEDIA TO RUN EVERLONG
Two top HASCAR teams announced plans to run in NSSCRA series next season during Saturday’s sessions at the Hapilopper Automotive Fair.

The most surprising of these announcements involved Oliver Marlin Racing, which has announced it will run a two-car team in next year’s NSSCRA Multiversal Cup Series. Tyson Hoyt and Ray Harding, two of the team’s mainstays, will drive Stevens/SAM Sentry Mk.IIs full-time in next season’s series. A third car is expected to be driven by Hapilopper City driver Arnold Milburn Jr. on a part-time basis, likely using the NSSCRA Open Charter in a handful of races.

It is believed that the team will officially represent Wreckeria in next year’s Multiversal Cup Series. Marlin, the team owner, was born in Halsted, Wreckeria, and his family fled that nation during the Wreckerian Civil War.

“For all intents and purposes, this is a shot across the bow,” Marlin said. “We’ve always been as good at this game as Team Blue, and we’re gonna prove it to the world next season. To the rest of the NSSCRA grid, you all are on notice. We are coming to race and we are coming to win.”

“I think we can win next season,” Hoyt said. “We’ve got a great team, and we’ve got a great base that we can build off of. We were going to do this a few years, and we’re going out to show the world that we can’t be stopped. This time next year, when we’re back at HapEx, watch out for us. We’re gonna be unstoppable.”

Sponsorship will likely come from Southside Bank, a longtime benefactor of the OMR team, as well as Seaside Seafood, a longtime benefactor of Milburn and his family.
Due to an interesting agreement, the cars will be known as SAM Sentries in international events, and Stevens Sentries in Hapiloppian events. According to Bob Stevens, head of motorsport operation for Stevens Automotive Manufacturing, this is to respect another manufacturer also known as Stevens that competes in the NSSCRA.

“They got here first,” Stevens said. “We don’t want to confuse race fans.”

Harris Community Media, an owner of local newspapers in the Pinkerton area that has run a HASCAR team for about 15 years now, will run a two-car team in the NSSCRA Everlong Contenders Series with longtime drivers Colin Meredith and Alex Remington. The team will field Preston Super Skychief Mk.II models in the NSSCRA Everlong Contenders Series.

“We feel as if it is time for us to move on to an international racing series,” said Michael Harris, Chief Publisher of Harris Community Media. “We have had a tremendous amount of success in the HASCAR Challenge Cup, and we are excited to see how we can do in the Everlong series. Colin and Alex are fantastic drivers and we are looking forward to seeing how we can do against competition from across the multiverse.”

Harris Community Media owns the Pinkerton Daily Times, which publishes seven days a week, the Sparks Observer, the Bolton Picayune, the Statenville Herald, the Greenville News and the Lakefront Times, which all publish on Wednesdays and Saturdays.


HAPILOPPER EXHIBITION BOARD VOTES UNANIMOUSLY TO DROP “SUPER SKYCHIEF” NAME
In a vote of the members of the Hapilopper National Exhibition board, and upon request from four of the five major automakers in Hapilopper, the Super Skychief 500 will have its name changed to the Exhibition 500 effective with next year’s race.

According to a release from the HNE Board, the move was made to avoid the illusion of bias among any particular automaker.

Instead, the race will be sponsored by each of Hapilopper’s big five automakers – Preston Autos, Major Motors, Stevens Automotive Manufacturing, Primetime Motorcar Company and Hamilton Car Company, all of which have an involvement in Hapiloppian stock car racing.

“We understand and respect the HNE Board’s decision,” said Shawn Hammer, head of Preston Performance Products, the automaker’s racing arm. “We’d prefer to keep the sponsorship, but the HNE Board has to respect the wishes of the other four carmakers here, and they’d like a piece of the pie too.”

A piece of the pie indeed. According to the HNE Board, there will be trophies given out to the leaders at the 100, 200, 300, 400 and 450 lap marks. The trophies will be awarded by each of Hapilopper’s big five automakers, and will be decided at random.

Tickets for the 6th Annual Exhibition 500 will officially go on sale on Monday morning at 9 a.m., the morning after the Super Skychief 500.


HUMPHREY TO STAND BY FOR HOLMES
Gord Humphrey, who drives for Team Blue in the AOCAR Stock Car Series, will stand by for Chris Holmes on Sunday for the Super Skychief 500.

Holmes is expecting the birth of his first child, a baby boy named Zachary Rinzi Holmes, any day now. Holmes reported on twii.tur that his due date is the day of the Super Skychief 500, and has indicated that he will hand the car over to Humphrey if needed, “regardless of what’s going on.”

“The fact is, I have priorities, and I’m looking forward more to seeing little Zachary than anything else,” Holmes told reporters. “I need to be with Angela and Zachary when he comes into the world, and that’s more important. We’ve got a capable driver that can take over.”

Humphrey, who finished 7th in the crash-filled Good Oil 200 on the HNE Half-Mile, said he is excited about possibly making his NSSCRA debut.

“I wish Chris and Angela all the best, and I hope it all goes smoothly,” Humphrey said. “Selfishly, I hope he has to duck out right before the start, but honestly, what matters more is that everyone is OK.”

Amanda McAlister, team principal for Team Blue, confirmed that Frank Bronson had been lined up to stand in for Holmes for the race, but Bronson, driving a Team Blue research and development car in the Super Skychief 500, will be unable to replace Holmes.


HAPEX CONFIRMS THREE FANS TREATED FOR INJURIES AFTER BRUCE INCIDENT
Three fans were treated for minor injuries this week during the Berman Bros. Classic, a representative with the Hapilopper/Wreckeria Exhibition confirmed to H-Sports.

The injuries, which a HapEx representative confirmed were no more severe than a twisted ankle, came at the end of the G-Main during the Berman Bros. Classic when Buckridge driver Anton Bruce hit a rut in turn three, sending his car flipping upside down. The car flipped into a catch fence, sending fans scattering for cover.
Bruce was uninjured in the accident, while the three fans were treated on the scene and remained at the HNE Half-Mile after treatment.

In response, Exhibition officials have announced that changes will be made to the seating structure of the HNE Half-Mile to prevent any further similar incidents.
“Any fan getting hurt is too much,” said an Exhibition representative.

Other news: HTN CONSIDERING SITCOM BASED ON MEMEWATCH; PROPOSED NATIONAL STADIUM ON HAPEX GROUNDS TO TAKE PRECEDENT OVER MILE OVAL UPGRADES; HAP CITY POLICE PUT WARRANT OUT FOR CHET BYRD’S ARREST; TRAFFIC REPORT: ROADS TO RACEWAY ALREADY ‘HOPELESSLY’ BACKED UP
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Postby New Northwesteros » Wed Apr 20, 2022 2:18 pm

There used to be a time when the average Hapiloppian NSSCRA fan, if asked to describe Sage Caldwell, would say nothing more than "Oh, that dude with the dreads?" or "You mean the one who had a beef with Hendo?" However, that all changed after last year's Berman Bros. Classic. He only decided to join the dirt race because "all the other Yeezies are doing it", but went on perhaps the most impressive run of the day, surviving the H-Main, G-Main, and so on, nearly winning the A-Main with only Michael Stefan ahead of him in the end. The Haps love a good "soup run", and so they loved Sage. His fanbase in the country grew exponentially, and when he returned this season for the Sharpe's Battleship 250, he received perhaps the loudest applause among all the foreign drivers during the introductions.

If crowd noise was a factor in determining how well NSSCRA cars ran, Sage probably would have won the 250 and punched his ticket to the Chase, but unfortunately, despite getting a big boost in his morale from all the "SAGE SOUP!" chants, poor Caldwell would only end up 28th. A string of mediocre finishes, including this one, saw him enter desperation mode, as drivers both above and below him in the standings got themselves into the win column. Only two races remain before the Chase - the Super Skychief 500 (the second part of the Hap doubleheader) and the Pencurve Electronics 500 (the regular season finale in Jalton, St. Kanye), and Sage can't afford to mess up in either of them.

Sage saw the Valentian water festival as a way to escape the stress of thinking about (and working on a way to boost) his playoff chances, while teammate Ricky Lee just wanted to have fun and explore a culture he isn't really familiar with. "Weird. How come you two aren't trying to pick up chicks this time?" asked a curious Thea Alvarez.

"Valentians aren't really my type, you know? Sure, some of them are really beautiful, but I wouldn't want to look like a dwarf when I'm with my girl," Ricky admitted. "Yeah, I'm also not keen on having a partner that would yeet me across the room if we ever had a quarrel," Sage added. "Here in Valentine Z, you don't pick up chicks; it's the chicks that pick you up."




Ricky continues to embrace the moniker given by Ilya Tsunopin to his fanfic counterpart. Upon arriving back to Hapilopper from Valentine Z, he went on Twii.tur and posted this:

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@SlickRick100000


New username, who dis


#NSSCRA : #SuperSkychief500
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The Final Skychief Will Certainly Be Fun!

Postby TJUN-ia » Wed Apr 20, 2022 3:53 pm

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This blog was written by Derrick Carlisle, Jaguar Racing's Social Media Manager


Hapilopper is certainly a fun nation to be in, isn't it? A place where everything we both love and hate about the sport can all come out in an instant...and that was certainly seen in the HNE Half Mile qualifying in , the great win of Hendo and the great form of LCC contrasting the blabbermouth of Drake and the fist of Wilma von Cärinthen against Andre Massena (Beruhige dich, beruhige dich, du bist auf der Liste, beruhige dich). The news from this nation is also pretty interesting as we prepare for this weekend of the Everlong 300 and the Super Skychief 500 - Wreckeria will return to the sport through the Hap-based Oliver Marlin Racing next season, the Cup Race will be known as the "Exhibition 500" too, Chet Byrd is apparently in trouble with the law for some reason and apparently, HTN want to make a sitcom based on...MemeWatch? My thing? Really? I mean sure thing, go ahead but...really?

Anyway, onto qualifying at the still pretty impressive Hapilopper City Raceway and for our sake, JR will start more towards the midfield for one of the big money races of the year with Maddison Riley-Jones (@MaddyRJ03) starting from 14th, Alfonso Mercado (@AM64) in 16th and Michael Stefan (@Stefan07) down in 22nd. HM would do well once more too, with Lam Chow-Cheung starting from 8th and Aurélia Karvonen in 29th. In the end, the Top 5 all ended up being women with Hendo herself claiming home pole over Stacie Houston and Thea Alvarez while Anna Star Joy was far in away the best non-charter in 17th. Two open-charters as always, though rumours of a change to the system have been gaining momentum in recent days, with Bismillah Untas qualifying in 30th and good ol' Frank Bronson in 36th. One driver to note is Chris Holmes in 25th, who will certainly be keeping an ear to his radio as the due date for his newborn son Zachary Rinzi Holmes is tomorrow. If Holmes needs to go then he will go, no matter what, and Team Blue have put AOCAR driver Gord Humphrey on standby just in case. We at JR hope everything goes well tomorrow if labour is initiated and if isn't tomorrow then still, we wish for the best.

Now then, onto the Everlong in the Everlong 300 and the only Hap in the T2 field, one Edmund Flanders, got a great reception to putting his car on pole over Agata Kosaryova and Lexi Patterson while the drivers we follow were not that far behind - Alice Jepkosgei (@AJ96) in 4th, Robin Dragonovic (@RD97SNL) 5th, Gongming Gao (@GG70) in 11th and the HMs directly behind, Kaarina Salo in 12th and Ilmari Pëkannen 13th. The race itself saw 7 retirements but in the end, it would be Marcus Alan Ariel Reynolds who claimed their first win of the year over AJ and VVSC in another JR podium in the 2nd Tier. Robin ended up 5th, Ilmari in 10th, Gao in 13th and Salo in 17th and right now, it is still anyone's game as to who will make the playoffs with one race left to play out.

Tomorrow's gonna be a big day...and always in Hap City. See y'all tomorrow!


Current MCS Standings: #07 - 16th (431pts)/#64 - 8th (467pts/1 Win)/#03 - 4th (478pts)/#96 - 54th (15pts)
Current ECS Standings: #97 - 10th (375pts+PS)/#96 - 6th (390pts/1 Win)/#70 - 9th (376pts/1 Win)
Next MCS Race: Super Skychief 500, Hapilopper City Raceway, Hapilopper
Next ECS Race: Everlong 300, Hapilopper City Raceway, Hapilopper City, Hapilopper
Music of the Round II: Travis Scott - SICKO MODE ft. Drake (PAN/KOR)
MemeWatch II
1) "You're BOTH In The Wrong!" Lloyd Clarence (HTN) and Taylor Henderson (#73) - Casual Sexism And Weaponised Basketballs
2) Chaos In The Bay The Race of Oceania (Cup Series Round 3) - For Being Chaotic And Then Some...14 Retirements And All.
3) Abuse Of Your Power Drake Stevenson (#81) - Taylor's Not Queen Regnant Just Yet In This Realm...
4) "Ah Shit, Here We Go Again" Derrick Carlisle (Yep, That's Me) - Team Blue Shut Me Up. That Is All.
5) Time To Bring The Mayhem! Mayhem (STK) - Ilya And Murat, Eh? Two Men Of The Mayhem Indeed.
6) #WeStanKaiQiang Ilya Tsunopin (#45) - We Like This Guy, But He Certainly Belongs Here.
7) It Had To Be Done The Tunnel Truck Fiasco (#73) - Chaos. Pure Unfiltered Chaos.
8 ) Angry, But Still... Taylor Henderson (#73) - Thou Shall Not Kick Thine Significant Other's Crown Jewels.
9) I Don't Need To Explain This Kai Qiang (#44) - For Crossing The Hongxai Line.
10) I'm So Sorry Chris Holmes (#8) - For Allowing Us To FEEL THE MAYHEM At 7AM!
11) You Asked For This Anyone Who Wears A BRS MemeWatch Shirt - Y'all Are Brilliant, Thanks For The Support!
12) Party Pooper Drake Stevenson (#81) - For Blowing Up A Miss Understanding Because Of Course He Did - He's Drake!
13) Sorry About This... Wilma von Cärinthen (#98) - Fighting Ain't Right, Alles Klar?
1st: ECC4/5, NSSCRA13, RLWC22, IBS20, EBT3, EIHT2
2nd: NSCF24/26, ARWC4, WC:TOTS, IBC34, IBS17, RUWC33/35, ECC6
3rd: ARWC3, IBC32, ECC3/7, ARWC6, ET20IV
NSSCRA - JR
T1: #07 Michael Stefan (S13 T1 Champ/9W)/#64 Alfonso Mercado (3W)/#03 Maddison Riley-Jones (S10 T2 Champ/2W-T1/3W-T2)
T2: #96 Alice Jepkosgei (3W)/#70 Gongming Gao [NCR] (5W)/#79 Axel Chase

WGPO: #11 Lane Carter (2W)/ #9 Batu Tüvshinbayar (WGP2 S5 Champion/1W)
NSTT: 4 S-Titles (3 RU)/2 D-Titles (6 RU)

UN - U1
TJUN (Ta-Jun) - An organ of the UN that focuses on "international role-play" (i.e. USA = Fang the Sniper) (U2)
TJUN-ia (Ta-Jun-ee-a) - The testing grounds of TJUN members, but operates as an independent nation. (U3)

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Postby The Sherpa Empire » Wed Apr 20, 2022 4:03 pm

It had been too long since Shuzhen Zhu had been on the international racing scene -- or any racing scene for that matter. She had missed the start of the IRACT season because she was attempting to help stop the SARS 2 epidemic that was ravaging her native China, both the Territories and the North. During her stint as a rally driver, Zhu had raced in Ribovia, the largest city in Orthornavirae in the Taxonomic Kingdoms, an otherworldly place inhabited by gods of the natural world. Orthornavirae in particular was home to the gods of RNA viruses, and they had been kind enough to vaccinate all of their guests.

The Sherpa clergy were very interested in studying Zhu's blood to see if the vaccine had given it magical properties that could be used to fight SARS 2. Some of the Empire's most accomplished magicians confirmed that Zhu's blood had magical properties they had never seen before, and they believed the Orthornaviraean vaccine was made using divine magic.

While they experimented with the blood samples she had given them, Zhu herself had returned to Orthornavirae and attempted to negotiate with the gods. Ribovia had been the highlight of her rally career, and one of her prizes was a ceremonial key to the city.

Zhu would have rather been racing in IRACT, but her previous contact with the viral gods had put her in a unique position, and she felt she had a responsibility to leverage it. Other people who had not been vaccinated by the Orthornaviraean government could not travel safely between Earth and the RNA kingdom -- but Zhu could. The family elders of the Coronavirus family did not live in Ribovia, but a few miles up the road in the Orthornaviraean capital Torpenhaubergstein. And in this case, "a few miles up the road" really does mean up. Torpenhaubergstein was on top of a ridge that towered above Ribovia, high in the clouds.

Zhu made the trek up the mountain and succeeded in gaining an audience at the royal court of Orthornavirae. The viral gods offered her delicate teas and delicious custard cakes and they listened patiently to her pleas on behalf of humanity -- but in the end they refused to stop the spread of SARS 2. They said it should be allowed to run its natural course. They did not order Zhu to leave. In fact, they offered her an apartment in Torpenhaubergstein where she could stay as long as she liked, but after a while, Zhu realized her expedition had failed and there was no reason to stay.

She returned home to Suzhou to regroup, and not too long after going home, she got a call from Papchung -- a ride-sharing service that had sponsored her in IRACT before -- asking if she wanted to race in the Berman Bros. Classic. She said yes immediately.

The hustle and bustle of Hapilopper was such a nice change from the dreary gray desolation of the RNA Kingdom. There was life and color everywhere, and it was wonderful.

A couple of Hapiloppian racing fans, unfamiliar with Zhu, thought she looked like a female version of Ricky Lee and they assumed she was a fan who came to cheer him on. Zhu gently explained that no, she was there to race against him, and the Hapiloppians got very excited as it dawned on them that they were talking to a driver and not just a fellow fan. (Zhu has a blue streak in her hair, a little like Lee's.)

She wasn't expecting much from the Classic. She was excited to even make it to the main event, especially after seeing how some of NSSCRA's biggest names were knocked out in the heats.


Kai Qiang had been in a slump lately. Some people -- fans, media personalities looking for gossip to fill air time, and that sort of people -- speculated that it was related to the controversy about him pulling Lam's mask off. Qiang himself thought it had more to do with Mendok rediscovering her penchant for smacking him around. For the past couple of weeks, he had had to remind her practically every night about what he was okay with and what was off-limits. Qiang's rules had been the same since before they got married, he was annoyed that he still had to keep reminding her, and frankly it was exhausting.

The night before qualifying for the Super Skychief 500, Qiang had worn a suit and tie for a guest appearance on a foreign TV channel, and he got in an argument with Mendok at dinner that night because she kept pulling on his tie. "Mendok, stop!" he hissed at her. "First of all, I told you not to choke me with anything except your hands, and secondly we're in the middle of a restaurant! There are people around!"

"Yeah, sure," said Mendok. "Telling me not to choke you with anything except my hands WHEN WE'RE SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT is really keeping things private! HEY, EVERYONE, DID YOU HEAR--mff!"

Qiang clapped his hand over her mouth before she could draw any more attention than she already had. They were speaking Sherpa, which the average Hapiloppian probably didn't understand, but still...

"Can you just pretend to be normal until we get back to our room?" said Qiang.

At this point, Tsering pulled Mendok aside and began "yelling" at her in sign language. Even if you didn't recognize all the hand signs, you could still Tsering was pissed off and she was giving Mendok an angry lecture.


Qualifying was another disappointing day at the track. Qiang returned to his lodgings feeling frustrated.

And then to top it all off, Kami was running around absolutely berserk, completely ignoring her parents when they told her to tie her shoes or not to run with scissors.

Qiang, Mendok, and Tsering all told Kami to settle down -- but she was still bouncing off the walls. In fact, she tried to literally run up the wall, imitating a character she had seen running up walls and jumping across rooftops in a kung-fu movie. Since real life physics are not the same as kung-fu movie physics, Kami fell off the wall and stumbled into the side of a dresser, scraping her knee and knocking over a lamp in the process. Mendok caught the lamp before it fell to the floor, but she still told Kami that was enough kung-fu wall-climbing for one night.

Kami bawled her eyes out about her scraped knee for a few minutes, then quieted down, picked up her scissors and started playing with them again. "Kami, be careful with those scissors!" Mendok said. For a monent it looked like Kami might have settled down enough not to do any further damage, but then she got up, waddled over to the bed, and started pulling out the sheets like she was planning to cut shapes out of them for some kind of impromptu craft project.

"Kami, don't cut the sheets!" Qiang admonished her, but Kami ignored him. He went over and grabbed her hand to stop her from cutting the sheets. "Give me the scissors!"

Kami pulled her hand out of his grip and cried, "No!"

"Kami!"

"No!" Kami stabbed Qiang with the scissors, surprisingly hard. She took after her mother in her total lack of self-restraint.

Qiang cried out, "Argh! What the fuck!" -- completely forgetting any ideas he'd ever had about sparing the girls from his foul language. Tsering rushed over to make sure he was okay, while Mendok snatched Kami off her feet and gave her a swift decisive spanking.

"DON'T DO THAT!" Mendok scolded Kami. "YOU CAN'T STAB PEOPLE!"


When Qiang came limping out to the track the next day, Chang immediately noticed that something was wrong. "Why are you walking like that?" he asked.

"I messed up my leg," Qiang said, not wanting to give Chang all the gory details of what had actually happened.

Chang was suspicious. "Is it something Mendok did?"

Well, now Qiang had to explain what happened so Chang wouldn't blame Mendok. "No, it was Kami. I was trying to take a pair of scissors away from her and she stabbed me in the leg."

"Ha! She takes after her mother!" said Chang.
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Postby Kimi-Suomi » Wed Apr 20, 2022 5:05 pm

With two races to go, they felt as though the world was at their feet...and it certainly felt good. For Lam Chow-Cheung, there were many different words to describe the pure bliss they felt whenever they got out onto the track...but of their favourites would have to be 天使般的 - angelic. Ever since LCC broke through on Tropicoast, the mask-wearing enby hasn't had many opportunities to not feel happy at all...and it was certainly having an effect. HM seemed in a better mood and standing over, they were starting to get more and more vocal on the radio and in interviews, they were expressing more and more emotion in their speech and in their actions and talking to other people was getting easier and easier. Lam may have entered this series as a hermit crab, or "suljettu" to their Finnish friends, but now? They feel...alive, 活着, elossa, whatever you wanted to call it. Lam felt like they were living and breathing NSSCRA...and that certainly wasn't the case not that long ago.

Today would be another good day in the #38 car, qualifying for the Skychief in 8th and continuing a good run of form that got underway with that P12 in Tropicoast...the 2 weeks after Brisbane happened. It felt both recent and far away in their mind now, the mask coming off almost mythical in their brain. It almost felt weird to remember that that actually happened, that Qiang did what he did...and now, LCC would be meeting up with Kai next week in Jalton. Lam will go "incognito" - sans mask and with a bit of eye shadow, but dressed like a Yeezie (or what they think a Yeezie would dress like - jeans, t-shirt, jacket) in order to not stick out like a sore thumb - but now, the thoughts about what may happen in Jalton were starting to flow inside the mind. What if things turned sour? What if Lam or Qiang said the wrong thing and it struck a nerve with the other? Could Lam actually hold a coherent conversation sans mask, something they hadn't done to anyone for a long time? They knew that forgiveness for what happened in Brisbane may be too much...but Lam didn't want what happened to get in the way of this. Kai Qiang was still Kai Qiang, the guy that they virtually leaned on during the dark times, and even holding a conversation with him would've been a pipedream a few years ago.

But even in those thoughts of uncertainty, Lam could still turn to a moment of pure happiness from the recent past that would put them at peace. They and the rest of HM went through Valentine Z's portal the day after the Classic in order to enjoy သင်္ကြန် or Thingyan, the Burmese equivalent to the Water Festival and the start of the New Year of, in this case, 2093. The theme was certainly water and the spraying of it certainly made it a fun time for all, as was the spiritual reflection that a Buddhist festival would obviously imply. The Pwè were fun too, a celebration of the culture of the area and of the beliefs many in the giant-filled held dear. But it was during all this fun and games that a tap would be felt on Lam's shoulder, delivered by a peculiar man with an all-too-distinctive beard. The one, and only, Ilya Tsunopin.

Lam had met the rest of the GFR gang, but this was the first time they had any interaction with one of the weirder characters on the NSSCRA grid...and they were going to take every opportunity given to get to know this wacky guy. Lam asked if they had gotten the chocolate bar meant for him and just got about trying to figure out why Ilya wanted to talk with them of all people. Ilya responded with a statement that Lam did not see coming: Ilya wanted to meet NSSCRA's first nonbinary driver, a "legend in the making", and...he even wanted their autograph.

They could feel themselves turning red behind the mask. Sure, they knew they were improving and they knew how good of a driver they could be, but to hear someone else say that? It still felt like a compliment, despite all this time, and to hear a fellow driver say that in particular was something else entirely. Of course, they would accept this invitation and while signing the thing Ilya brought to get the LCC marking, Lam even through in a cheeky comment that, upon further reflection, could be taken in so many different ways: "Make sure you don't get this wet unlike everything else".

Despite that, everything ran very smoothly. Ilya was very fun to talk to and that interaction was a perfect encapsulation of the Water Festival - bringing people together to start anew. Lam felt that Ilya helped them start anew...but helping them realise that people actually like them for who they are. Lam was here and Lam was...liked.
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Postby Saint Kanye » Wed Apr 20, 2022 5:12 pm

The three full-time drivers of Gale Force Racing all qualified in the top ten for the Super Skychief 500, but they aren't celebrating just yet. If previous editions of the race were anything to go by, the forecast for Sunday is a high chance of mayhem, and not the sweet-smelling kind either. Crashing is an inevitable part of racing, and they all know that, which is why their simulator practice included having them put in scenarios where the goal is to avoid being caught or collected in a pileup. Usually they manage to do it, but during the times they don't, they set for themselves another objective: avoid the "They Crash, You Win" target painted on one of the walls, at all costs.

When the Hapilopper Television Network announced that their controversial promotion will be back for this season's edition of the SS500, the GFR trio were quick to voice their disapproval. Thea Alvarez went as far as to tell reporters, "They Crash, You Win disgusts me. I can't believe someone thought that turning someone's misfortune into another person's fortune would be such a great idea. Jalton or Kardashia would never. SKYNET would never. I'd call it a joke, but jokes are funny."




After DNFing at the Sharpe's Battleship 250 last week, Ilya Tsunopin and the #45 GFR R&D team decided to refocus their efforts into next week's Pencurve Electronics 500. Hence, this week's race will be one of the few in this season's schedule thus far without him, Cocoabo #28, or both. Instead, it will feature Oontaznik prince Bismillah Untas, and Hapiloppian veteran racer Frank Bronson, back on track for the first time since he quit from full-time competition two seasons ago.

"Sup, Frank?" said Jeremiah Brooke when they met after the quals. "Still feeling the need for speed, huh? Is that why you decided to climb back into a Cup car?"

"Yeah, I mean, that's why Meg did it," spoke Stacie Houston, referring to her former teammate Meghan Sharpe, who similarly came out of retirement to make a one-off appearance for GFR at the Vilaye Clash. "Oh, and by the way Frank, if you see Chris, please tell him that Brooky and I congratulate him and his wife for the upcoming birth of their child."

"The NSSCRA's gonna be so lit in twenty years or so...." Jeremiah said, once again fantasizing about the children of the current field forming the next generation of stock car stars. "Zach Holmes! Sima Qiang! Jericho Houston-Brooke!"

"Cocoabo #100!" added Stacie, causing her husband to laugh.




Later that day, Jeremiah and Stacie were already thinking of what kind of gift to give Chris Holmes and his family when an overly excited Thea interrupted them. "Guys! You gotta take a look at this! Quick!" she said with the enthusiasm of a child trying to show her parents a crafts project she made or a new trick she taught the dog.

"Fine.... what is it anyway?" Stacie asked, playing the part of the tired mom perfectly.

"A new chapter of Shark Tale just came out," Thea explained. "I know fanfics aren't you guys' thing, but check out the new characters!"

The other two went over to Thea's laptop and started skimming through the latest installment of Ilya's story. The garage fell silent for some time, until Stacie finally exclaimed "WHAT THE HECK?!"

"ILYA!" Jeremiah shouted. "GET OVER HERE!"

The team's fourth driver hit pause on the simulator, then came rushing over. "What came into your mind that made you write this?" Stacie asked.

"Are you mad?" Ilya asked. "I'll remove it, if you want."

"Don't," Jeremiah told him. "This is some real funny stuff, bro! We ain't mad. Mad as in crazy from trying not to die laughing, maybe." "I suggest - no, I demand you develop these new characters further," Stacie added.

SHARK TALE: HOW RIVER SUZGAR FOUND LOVE AT THE GARAGE
By: BeardedPoleDancer
Chapter 17: River attends the Big Ass Bash and gets up close and personal with the Cup Series' power couple, Yeezie Stevie Houston and Dagan Jennifer Brooke.





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BATTLE FOR ROTY

None of our rookies are in Chase contention as we enter the last two races of the regular season. It seems that, unless someone pulls off a surprise victory either in Hap City or Jalton, this battle will stretch on until the return to the Proving Grounds.

1. #4 Islago Tizilna (VNT) - 406
2. #39 Rustam Ilyich Yudin (AFT) - 391
3. #58 Koshiro Kawai (AFT) - 339
4. #38 Lam Chow-Cheung (KIM) - 302
5. #71 Aurelia Karvonen (KIM) - 258
6. #61 Joachim Murat (TFA) - 243
7. #24 Chelsea Taylor (NEW) - 218
8. #10 Anna Thanda (GSM) - 188
9. #63 Jean Lannes (TFA) - 183
10. #0 Ezekiel Rodger (ESM) - 180
11. #62 Andre Massena (TFA) - 170
12. #16 Laura McKenzie (SAJ) - 112
13. #37 Yageny Qabaliq (QQZ) - 100
14. #17 Timo Szaba (QQZ) - 56
15. #12 Daniel Wynfor (KAN) - 36
16. #88 Al Jak (STR) - 31
17. #74 Yuro Kiuba (STR) - 11
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Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II, VI (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19

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Postby Hapilopper » Wed Apr 20, 2022 5:57 pm

Hapilopper City Raceway, the grounds of the Hapilopper National Exhibition
The morning of the Super Skychief 500
Since about 11 p.m. the night before, fans had started congregating at the entrances to the Hapilopper City Raceway, even as fans partied wildly around the grounds of the exhibition. It was just before five in the morning now, and fans were waiting patiently, camping around in line, waiting to get in. There were still a large amount of drunks enjoying themselves, watching cars roll around past the entrance, some louder and more obnoxious than others, but many of them had either gone home for the night or passed out around the area. The track was about to open.

Chris Holmes, meanwhile, was wide awake. He hadn’t gotten a wink of sleep all night. His fiancée, on the other hand, Angela, had. The day before, as the racing world paid attention to the Everlong 300 and the crashfest that was the HASCAR HTN 500, Chris and Angela had slipped away to the maternity ward of the nearby David C. Allison Memorial Hospital, and she was given a nice room, away from everyone else, especially any kind of prying eyes that might disturb them. Angela was put under an epidural to dull any labor pains, and she was sleeping very well in her bed. Chris, on the other hand, was nervous, and all sorts of thoughts raced through his mind.

What if it happened during the race?
What if it happens and they don’t tell me?
What if I miss little Zachary coming into the world?
Will I ever forgive myself?


Chris had so many thoughts racing through his mind, and as the clock prepared to hit five in the morning, he looked out the window. The window showed a glimpse of downtown Hapilopper City, including the Exhibition grounds. He thought about sending Amanda McAlister, his boss, a text message telling her that he wasn’t coming, and that he’d take a few races off to be with Angela and Zachary. But it gave him a glimpse of something he had never seen before in his life.

*BOOM!* *BOOM!* *BOOM!*


At that same time, exhibition crews set off three aerial bombs to inform the surrounding area that the Hapilopper City Raceway was open. That fans could enter the track. That music lovers wanting to go to the second day of Race Day in the Super Pit could make their way to the stage. That NSSCRA personnel could make their way inside the track, although some had already made it already.

Chris went into the bathroom, showered up, and changed into his corporate gear – a white button-down shirt with the word “Mel’s” on the left breast, black dress pants, and black shoes, about as shiny as ever. He sent a text to his public relations rep, asking that no media interview him before he got in his race car, as he was a little too nervous to be taking a media interview. He stepped outside and waited for 7 a.m., when a police escort would arrive to take him to the track.

As that was happening, fans tailgating outside were in the middle of picking their winning drivers in their pools. Fans picking names such as Drake Stevenson, Michael Stefan, Kai Qiang, Jeremiah Brooke, Stacie Houston and Taylor Henderson were overjoyed. Other fans were offering big money to take those names. Fans that had pulled names like Lam Chow-Cheung, Sage Caldwell and Liangmei Li were also pleased with what they had gotten.

“You got Lamb Chow?” one fan asked another, still gathered around the back of a minivan.

“Yeah, I think they’re gonna do well today,” the fan said as they cracked open their second beer of the day. “Damn well.”

“…I’ll give you 50 bucks for Lamb Chow.”

“No way.”

One unlucky fan, seeing it was his turn to pick, reached through the hat and looked at the name he picked. Al Jak from StrayaRoos.

“Aw, god damn it, I got Jak’d,” the fan moaned. “Y’all got Hendo or Brooke or Chu or Drake or one of the Valentians, I got Jak'd again1. I got him last week!”

“I think I got him in that ‘They Crash, You Win’ deal,” one wiseass fan quipped.

“Hey, fuck you, man!” the unlucky fan shot back. “Wiseass.”

It was just about 7 a.m. Drake Stevenson and Taylor Henderson were up, dressed, and having just enjoyed breakfast. The two were saying very little to each other as they went through the motions. Not that the two were mad at each other or there were issues between the two – they knew what needed to be done and there wasn’t much that needed to belabor the point. The two nodded at each other, silently communicating between each other that today was a huge day, and could wind up being the biggest day of either of their lives. And that’s when a Hapilopper City police officer knocked on the door. It was the police escort. Time to go. The two grabbed their gear, jumped into the back of a police cruiser, and headed off to the track.

After what seemed like an interminable silence, silence that, in most instances, would have been awkward, Drake looked at Taylor and asked her a simple question.
“Think we’ll see Holmes?” Drake asked.

“I don’t know.”

“Hey, I don’t mean to intrude,” the officer said, “but you talking about Chris Holmes?”

“Yeah,” Drake said.

“The officer escorting Holmes was asked to wait about 45 minutes to an hour,” the officer said. “Apparently something about a baby being delivered right now. They came over the radio about 10 minutes ago to tell the officer to wait.”

“WHAT?!” both Drake and Taylor shouted.

About an hour later, as they were killing time in the garage, their phones both buzzed. It was a twii from Chris Holmes.

Image  CHRIS HOLMES
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@CHolmes


Welcome to the world Zachary Rinzi Holmes, born at 7:42 AM this morning. Mom and son are doing great. I'm not getting to the track until 11, but I will be competing today.


#NSSCRA


At that time, one hour before the start of the race, the Hapilopper Television Network went live, as well as the HASCAR Radio Network, to billions of viewers and listeners the multiverse over. HTN went live showing a police helicopter making its way into the track itself. Chris was inside the helicopter, offered by the Hapilopper City Police as “we’ve got the worst traffic jam we’ve ever had going into the track, and if you leave now, you might get there for halfway.”

When asked later, Chris told his teammates “Angie told me that if I stayed, she’d get out of that bed and hit me in the head with a hammer. But seriously, she told me she wanted little Zachary to see me race for the first thing he ever did.”

Then HTN went into their normal intro of the Super Skychief 500, making it look for all the world like the biggest sporting event in the country, and one of the biggest cultural events in the whole country. And on this day, it was a perfect late-summer afternoon. High temperature nearing the low-70s. Not a cloud in the sky, which allowed the opening ceremonies to go exactly as planned. The national anthems for all competing nations were played, starting with Abanhfleft and ending with Xanneria, before “The Sun Always Shines on Hapilopper,” the Hapiloppian National Anthem, was played, the final few notes coinciding with one hell of a flyover from the Hapiloppian Air Force of its most advanced fighter jets.

“DRIVERS, TO YOUR MACHINES!” shouted Tom Petree, the longtime voice of the Hapilopper National Exhibition, to an even louder cheer from the fans.

It was now time for the best part of the week. People had enjoyed a Water Festival. There had been parties, celebrations, other races, and different events where the Team Blue drivers, and the other 42 in the field, were in demand among everyone in Hapilopper City. But now it was time to get in the car and get ready to race.

The intensity had reached a fever pitch. For a brief moment, Drake, Taylor, Chris and Frank Bronson had a moment of peace and quiet. Nobody was pulling at them. There were no social occasions. No autograph sessions. No police escorts. No masses of crowds screaming their names. It was just them inside the cars, with nothing to do but wait.

“And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the moment all of Hapilopper and the multiverse has awaited. The President of Hapilopper, William Mathis!”

“Ladies and Gentlemennnnnnn…. START YOURRRRR ENGINNNES!!!!”

That peace and quiet was soon replaced by the roar of 46 engines, coming to life like thunder gods. The Super Skychief 500 was about to begin.



OOC Notes:
1 - This joke is based on a song done by the Bob and Tom show about a woman who pulled Dick Simon in her office pool for the Indianapolis 500. Simon, who was not DB Cooper, was much more known for being a great businessman than a great racing driver.
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Race: Super Skychief 500, Hapilopper City Raceway, Hapilopper (Speedway)
Lap Record: 23.783 sec.
Minimum Time To Avoid DNF: 26.400 sec.

Segment 1:
NSSCRA Multiversal Series
1 #15- Anastasia Freya Yadana Aye (Valentine Z) 24.086
2 #73- Taylor Henderson (Hapilopper) 24.115
3 #1- Maddie Alexander (Tropicorp) 24.140
4 #4- Islago Tizilna (Vilita & Turori) 24.144
5 #31- Gwen Tracer Allison Oxton (Valentine Z) 24.189
6 #43- Tsering Chu (The Sherpa Empire) 24.200
7 #14- River ‘Shark’ Suzgar (Vilita & Turori) 24.207
8 #39- Rustam Ilyich Yudin (Abanhfleft) 24.297
9 #58- Koshiro Kawai (Abanhfleft) 24.305
10 #3- Jenna Logan (Tropicorp) 24.377
11 #44- Kai Qiang (The Sherpa Empire) 24.399
12 #06- Rinzi Aogar Zakhilwal (The Sherpa Empire) 24.431
13 #13- Sage Caldwell (New Northwesteros) 24.479
14 #27- Stacie Houston (Saint Kanye) 24.497
15 #46- Thea Alvarez (Saint Kanye) 24.539
16 #99- Ricky Lee (New Northwesteros) *Q* 24.549
17 #10- Anna Star Joy Thanda Pwint Thinzar Nwe (G6MR) *Q* 24.563
18 #64- Alfonso Mercado (TJUN-ia) 24.577
19 #7- Clarissa Alanis Star Samantha (Valentine Z) 24.615
20 #98- Wilma von Cärinthen (Abanhfleft) 24.620
21 #71- Aurélia Karvonen (Kimi-Suomi) 24.691
22 #41- Yraaga Gilli’i (Vilita & Turori) 24.779
23 #48- Ashley Matthews (Newmanistan) 24.800
24 #03- Maddison Riley-Jones (TJUN-ia) 24.815
25 #08- Frank Bronson (Hapilopper) 24.857
26 #76- Jolyn Maxine Caulfield Ceeta (G6MR) 24.966
27 #8- Chris Holmes (Hapilopper) 24.969
28 #07- Michael Stefan (TJUN-ia) 24.993
29 #61- Joachim Murat (The French Army) 25.089
30 #18- Jeremiah Brooke (Saint Kanye) 25.200
31 #81- Drake Stevenson (Hapilopper) 25.217
32 #90- Lexie Shelby (Sword Island) *Q* 25.264
33 #0- Ezekiel Rodger (Esmerel) 25.340
34 #5- Liangmei Li (Newmanistan) 25.406
35 #38- Lam Chow-Cheung (Kimi-Suomi) 25.699
36 #05- Chris Gordon (Sword Island) 25.958
37 #2- Centur Tiones (Tropicorp) 25.961
38 #50- Bismillah Untas (Sultanate of Oontas) 25.984
39 #24- Chelsea Taylor (Newmanistan) 26.086
40 #16- Laura McKenzie (Sajnur) 26.338
41 #37- Yageny Qabaliq (Qzvarkian Qaz) 26.377
42 #35- Kassie Collins (Sword Island) *Q* 26.387
43 #56- Kelly Monroe (Xanneria) 26.427 DNF
44 #55- Holly Aurora Lapia Starlight (G6MR) 26.559 DNF
45 #88- Al Jak (StrayaRoos) *Q* 26.913 DNF
46 #62- Andre Massena (The French Army) 27.070 DNF


Segment 2:
NSSCRA Multiversal Series
1 #15- Anastasia Freya Yadana Aye (Valentine Z) 24.122
2 #39- Rustam Ilyich Yudin (Abanhfleft) 24.213
3 #58- Koshiro Kawai (Abanhfleft) 24.269
4 #38- Lam Chow-Cheung (Kimi-Suomi) 24.288
5 #27- Stacie Houston (Saint Kanye) 24.302
6 #4- Islago Tizilna (Vilita & Turori) 24.329
7 #46- Thea Alvarez (Saint Kanye) 24.334
8 #07- Michael Stefan (TJUN-ia) 24.339
9 #64- Alfonso Mercado (TJUN-ia) 24.339
10 #99- Ricky Lee (New Northwesteros) *Q* 24.561
11 #18- Jeremiah Brooke (Saint Kanye) 24.609
12 #1- Maddie Alexander (Tropicorp) 24.647
13 #43- Tsering Chu (The Sherpa Empire) 24.666
14 #61- Joachim Murat (The French Army) 24.669
15 #7- Clarissa Alanis Star Samantha (Valentine Z) 24.693
16 #08- Frank Bronson (Hapilopper) 24.697
17 #41- Yraaga Gilli’i (Vilita & Turori) 24.726
18 #8- Chris Holmes (Hapilopper) 24.735
19 #48- Ashley Matthews (Newmanistan) 24.808
20 #2- Centur Tiones (Tropicorp) 24.824
21 #44- Kai Qiang (The Sherpa Empire) 24.850
22 #50- Bismillah Untas (Sultanate of Oontas) 24.856
23 #5- Liangmei Li (Newmanistan) 24.862
24 #10- Anna Star Joy Thanda Pwint Thinzar Nwe (G6MR) *Q* 24.895
25 #76- Jolyn Maxine Caulfield Ceeta (G6MR) 24.908
26 #06- Rinzi Aogar Zakhilwal (The Sherpa Empire) 24.927
27 #71- Aurélia Karvonen (Kimi-Suomi) 24.976
28 #0- Ezekiel Rodger (Esmerel) 25.001
29 #13- Sage Caldwell (New Northwesteros) 25.032
30 #31- Gwen Tracer Allison Oxton (Valentine Z) 25.063
31 #14- River ‘Shark’ Suzgar (Vilita & Turori) 25.192
32 #98- Wilma von Cärinthen (Abanhfleft) 25.324
33 #81- Drake Stevenson (Hapilopper) 25.413
34 #16- Laura McKenzie (Sajnur) 25.532
35 #24- Chelsea Taylor (Newmanistan) 25.754
36 #35- Kassie Collins (Sword Island) *Q* 25.884
37 #90- Lexie Shelby (Sword Island) *Q* 25.951
38 #73- Taylor Henderson (Hapilopper) 26.228
39 #05- Chris Gordon (Sword Island) 26.280
40 #37- Yageny Qabaliq (Qzvarkian Qaz) 26.398
41 #3- Jenna Logan (Tropicorp) 26.542 DNF
42 #03- Maddison Riley-Jones (TJUN-ia) 27.214 DNF


Segment 3:
NSSCRA Multiversal Series
1 #46- Thea Alvarez (Saint Kanye) 24.083
2 #15- Anastasia Freya Yadana Aye (Valentine Z) 24.090
3 #41- Yraaga Gilli’i (Vilita & Turori) 24.094
4 #7- Clarissa Alanis Star Samantha (Valentine Z) 24.109
5 #73- Taylor Henderson (Hapilopper) 24.118
6 #81- Drake Stevenson (Hapilopper) 24.134
7 #43- Tsering Chu (The Sherpa Empire) 24.139
8 #31- Gwen Tracer Allison Oxton (Valentine Z) 24.148
9 #14- River ‘Shark’ Suzgar (Vilita & Turori) 24.184
10 #06- Rinzi Aogar Zakhilwal (The Sherpa Empire) 24.190
11 #8- Chris Holmes (Hapilopper) 24.286
12 #38- Lam Chow-Cheung (Kimi-Suomi) 24.290
13 #44- Kai Qiang (The Sherpa Empire) 24.304
14 #2- Centur Tiones (Tropicorp) 24.358
15 #4- Islago Tizilna (Vilita & Turori) 24.390
16 #98- Wilma von Cärinthen (Abanhfleft) 24.483
17 #5- Liangmei Li (Newmanistan) 24.490
18 #18- Jeremiah Brooke (Saint Kanye) 24.518
19 #1- Maddie Alexander (Tropicorp) 24.529
20 #61- Joachim Murat (The French Army) 24.651
21 #39- Rustam Ilyich Yudin (Abanhfleft) 24.677
22 #99- Ricky Lee (New Northwesteros) *Q* 24.679
23 #71- Aurélia Karvonen (Kimi-Suomi) 24.733
24 #50- Bismillah Untas (Sultanate of Oontas) 24.754
25 #64- Alfonso Mercado (TJUN-ia) 24.790
26 #27- Stacie Houston (Saint Kanye) 24.812
27 #0- Ezekiel Rodger (Esmerel) 24.851
28 #07- Michael Stefan (TJUN-ia) 24.905
29 #58- Koshiro Kawai (Abanhfleft) 25.023
30 #08- Frank Bronson (Hapilopper) 25.130
31 #90- Lexie Shelby (Sword Island) *Q* 25.260
32 #10- Anna Star Joy Thanda Pwint Thinzar Nwe (G6MR) *Q* 25.325
33 #48- Ashley Matthews (Newmanistan) 25.352
34 #24- Chelsea Taylor (Newmanistan) 25.634
35 #05- Chris Gordon (Sword Island) 25.952
36 #35- Kassie Collins (Sword Island) *Q* 26.127
37 #76- Jolyn Maxine Caulfield Ceeta (G6MR) 26.141
38 #16- Laura McKenzie (Sajnur) 26.235
39 #37- Yageny Qabaliq (Qzvarkian Qaz) 26.302
40 #13- Sage Caldwell (New Northwesteros) 26.417 DNF


Segment 4:
NSSCRA Multiversal Series
1 #41- Yraaga Gilli’i (Vilita & Turori) 24.173
2 #81- Drake Stevenson (Hapilopper) 24.226
3 #15- Anastasia Freya Yadana Aye (Valentine Z) 24.273
4 #43- Tsering Chu (The Sherpa Empire) 24.274
5 #18- Jeremiah Brooke (Saint Kanye) 24.279
6 #1- Maddie Alexander (Tropicorp) 24.281
7 #06- Rinzi Aogar Zakhilwal (The Sherpa Empire) 24.281
8 #98- Wilma von Cärinthen (Abanhfleft) 24.330
9 #76- Jolyn Maxine Caulfield Ceeta (G6MR) 24.332
10 #99- Ricky Lee (New Northwesteros) *Q* 24.403
11 #38- Lam Chow-Cheung (Kimi-Suomi) 24.434
12 #46- Thea Alvarez (Saint Kanye) 24.456
13 #07- Michael Stefan (TJUN-ia) 24.500
14 #39- Rustam Ilyich Yudin (Abanhfleft) 24.529
15 #61- Joachim Murat (The French Army) 24.553
16 #73- Taylor Henderson (Hapilopper) 24.561
17 #27- Stacie Houston (Saint Kanye) 24.567
18 #4- Islago Tizilna (Vilita & Turori) 24.575
19 #58- Koshiro Kawai (Abanhfleft) 24.599
20 #8- Chris Holmes (Hapilopper) 24.605
21 #50- Bismillah Untas (Sultanate of Oontas) 24.672
22 #10- Anna Star Joy Thanda Pwint Thinzar Nwe (G6MR) *Q* 24.673
23 #0- Ezekiel Rodger (Esmerel) 24.679
24 #44- Kai Qiang (The Sherpa Empire) 24.877
25 #08- Frank Bronson (Hapilopper) 24.902
26 #24- Chelsea Taylor (Newmanistan) 24.931
27 #14- River ‘Shark’ Suzgar (Vilita & Turori) 24.983
28 #31- Gwen Tracer Allison Oxton (Valentine Z) 25.044
29 #2- Centur Tiones (Tropicorp) 25.052
30 #90- Lexie Shelby (Sword Island) *Q* 25.298
31 #64- Alfonso Mercado (TJUN-ia) 25.313
32 #71- Aurélia Karvonen (Kimi-Suomi) 25.330
33 #7- Clarissa Alanis Star Samantha (Valentine Z) 25.596
34 #16- Laura McKenzie (Sajnur) 25.896
35 #05- Chris Gordon (Sword Island) 25.963
36 #35- Kassie Collins (Sword Island) *Q* 26.018
37 #48- Ashley Matthews (Newmanistan) 26.115
38 #5- Liangmei Li (Newmanistan) 26.146
39 #37- Yageny Qabaliq (Qzvarkian Qaz) 26.473 DNF


Segment 5:
NSSCRA Multiversal Series
1 #43- Tsering Chu (The Sherpa Empire) 24.114
2 #18- Jeremiah Brooke (Saint Kanye) 24.124
3 #06- Rinzi Aogar Zakhilwal (The Sherpa Empire) 24.190
4 #46- Thea Alvarez (Saint Kanye) 24.203
5 #15- Anastasia Freya Yadana Aye (Valentine Z) 24.214
6 #98- Wilma von Cärinthen (Abanhfleft) 24.230
7 #64- Alfonso Mercado (TJUN-ia) 24.270
8 #14- River ‘Shark’ Suzgar (Vilita & Turori) 24.282
9 #58- Koshiro Kawai (Abanhfleft) 24.298
10 #8- Chris Holmes (Hapilopper) 24.310
11 #81- Drake Stevenson (Hapilopper) 24.365
12 #7- Clarissa Alanis Star Samantha (Valentine Z) 24.416
13 #31- Gwen Tracer Allison Oxton (Valentine Z) 24.431
14 #76- Jolyn Maxine Caulfield Ceeta (G6MR) 24.471
15 #1- Maddie Alexander (Tropicorp) 24.514
16 #41- Yraaga Gilli’i (Vilita & Turori) 24.527
17 #4- Islago Tizilna (Vilita & Turori) 24.578
18 #08- Frank Bronson (Hapilopper) 24.619
19 #61- Joachim Murat (The French Army) 24.693
20 #5- Liangmei Li (Newmanistan) 24.755
21 #38- Lam Chow-Cheung (Kimi-Suomi) 24.805
22 #71- Aurélia Karvonen (Kimi-Suomi) 24.837
23 #48- Ashley Matthews (Newmanistan) 24.924
24 #50- Bismillah Untas (Sultanate of Oontas) 24.950
25 #27- Stacie Houston (Saint Kanye) 25.061
26 #10- Anna Star Joy Thanda Pwint Thinzar Nwe (G6MR) *Q* 25.076
27 #24- Chelsea Taylor (Newmanistan) 25.129
28 #90- Lexie Shelby (Sword Island) *Q* 25.236
29 #2- Centur Tiones (Tropicorp) 25.251
30 #44- Kai Qiang (The Sherpa Empire) 25.464
31 #0- Ezekiel Rodger (Esmerel) 25.554
32 #16- Laura McKenzie (Sajnur) 25.557
33 #99- Ricky Lee (New Northwesteros) *Q* 25.673
34 #07- Michael Stefan (TJUN-ia) 25.720
35 #35- Kassie Collins (Sword Island) *Q* 25.956
36 #73- Taylor Henderson (Hapilopper) 26.198
37 #39- Rustam Ilyich Yudin (Abanhfleft) 27.032 DNF
38 #05- Chris Gordon (Sword Island) 27.047 DNF


Race Results:
+-----+--------------------------------------------------------+--------+
| Pos | Driver | Avg. |
+-----+--------------------------------------------------------+--------+
| 1 | #15- Anastasia Freya Yadana Aye (Valentine Z) | 24.157 | WINNER
| 2 | #43- Tsering Chu (The Sherpa Empire) | 24.279 |
| 3 | #46- Thea Alvarez (Saint Kanye) | 24.323 |
| 4 | #4- Islago Tizilna (Vilita & Turori) | 24.403 |
| 5 | #06- Rinzi Aogar Zakhilwal (The Sherpa Empire) | 24.404 |
| 6 | #1- Maddie Alexander (Tropicorp) | 24.422 |
| 7 | #41- Yraaga Gilli’i (Vilita & Turori) | 24.460 |
| 8 | #58- Koshiro Kawai (Abanhfleft) | 24.499 |
| 9 | #18- Jeremiah Brooke (Saint Kanye) | 24.546 |
| 10 | #14- River ‘Shark’ Suzgar (Vilita & Turori) | 24.570 |
| 11 | #31- Gwen Tracer Allison Oxton (Valentine Z) | 24.575 |
| 12 | #8- Chris Holmes (Hapilopper) | 24.581 |
| 13 | #98- Wilma von Cärinthen (Abanhfleft) | 24.597 |
| 14 | #27- Stacie Houston (Saint Kanye) | 24.648 |
| 15 | #64- Alfonso Mercado (TJUN-ia) | 24.658 |
| 16 | #81- Drake Stevenson (Hapilopper) | 24.671 |
| 17 | #7- Clarissa Alanis Star Samantha (Valentine Z) | 24.686 |
| 18 | #38- Lam Chow-Cheung (Kimi-Suomi) | 24.703 |
| 19 | #61- Joachim Murat (The French Army) | 24.731 |
| 20 | #99- Ricky Lee (New Northwesteros) *Q* | 24.773 |
| 21 | #44- Kai Qiang (The Sherpa Empire) | 24.779 |
| 22 | #08- Frank Bronson (Hapilopper) | 24.841 |
| 23 | #07- Michael Stefan (TJUN-ia) | 24.891 |
| 24 | #10- Anna Star Joy Thanda Pwint Thinzar Nwe (G6MR) *Q* | 24.906 |
| 25 | #71- Aurélia Karvonen (Kimi-Suomi) | 24.913 |
| 26 | #76- Jolyn Maxine Caulfield Ceeta (G6MR) | 24.964 |
| 27 | #50- Bismillah Untas (Sultanate of Oontaz) | 25.043 |
| 28 | #73- Taylor Henderson (Hapilopper) | 25.044 |
| 29 | #0- Ezekiel Rodger (Esmerel) | 25.085 |
| 30 | #2- Centur Tiones (Tropicorp) | 25.089 |
| 31 | #5- Liangmei Li (Newmanistan) | 25.132 |
| 32 | #48- Ashley Matthews (Newmanistan) | 25.200 |
| 33 | #90- Lexie Shelby (Sword Island) *Q* | 25.402 |
| 34 | #24- Chelsea Taylor (Newmanistan) | 25.507 |
| 35 | #16- Laura McKenzie (Sajnur) | 25.912 |
| 36 | #35- Kassie Collins (Sword Island) *Q* | 26.074 |
| 37 | #39- Rustam Ilyich Yudin (Abanhfleft) | DNF |
| 38 | #05- Chris Gordon (Sword Island) | DNF |
| 39 | #37- Yageny Qabaliq (Qzvarkian Qaz) | DNF |
| 40 | #13- Sage Caldwell (New Northwesteros) | DNF |
| 41 | #3- Jenna Logan (Tropicorp) | DNF |
| 42 | #03- Maddison Riley-Jones (TJUN-ia) | DNF |
| 43 | #56- Kelly Monroe (Xanneria) | DNF |
| 44 | #55- Holly Aurora Lapia Starlight (G6MR) | DNF |
| 45 | #88- Al Jak (StrayaRoos) | DNF |
| 46 | #62- Andre Massena (The French Army) | DNF |
+-----+--------------------------------------------------------+--------+


Point Standings (After 15 Races):
+-----+--------------------------------------------------------+--------+
| Pos | Driver | Points |
+-----+--------------------------------------------------------+--------+
| 1 | #18- Jeremiah Brooke (Saint Kanye)* | 552 |
| 2 | #31- Gwen Tracer Allison Oxton (Valentine Z) | 534 |
| 3 | #43- Tsering Chu (The Sherpa Empire) | 527 |
| 4 | #15- Anastasia Freya Yadana Aye (Valentine Z)* | 520 |
| 5 | #14- River ‘Shark’ Suzgar (Vilita & Turori)* | 508 |
| 6 | #27- Stacie Houston (Saint Kanye)* | 507 |
| 7 | #64- Alfonso Mercado (TJUN-ia)* | 499 |
| 8 | #06- Rinzi Aogar Zakhilwal (The Sherpa Empire)* | 499 |
| 9 | #41- Yraaga Gilli’i (Vilita & Turori)* | 494 |
| 10 | #1- Maddie Alexander (Tropicorp) | 491 |
| 11 | #44- Kai Qiang (The Sherpa Empire)* | 484 |
| 12 | #73- Taylor Henderson (Hapilopper)* | 484 |
| 13 | #03- Maddison Riley-Jones (TJUN-ia) | 483 |
| 14 | #46- Thea Alvarez (Saint Kanye)* | 476 |
| 15 | #81- Drake Stevenson (Hapilopper)** | 471 |
| 16 | #07- Michael Stefan (TJUN-ia) | 455 |
| 17 | #98- Wilma von Cärinthen (Abanhfleft)* | 451 |
| 18 | #4- Islago Tizilna (Vilita & Turori) | 449 |
| 19 | #7- Clarissa Alanis Star Samantha (Valentine Z) | 439 |
| 20 | #8- Chris Holmes (Hapilopper)* | 437 |
| 21 | #3- Jenna Logan (Tropicorp)* | 430 |
| 22 | #13- Sage Caldwell (New Northwesteros) | 417 |
| 23 | #39- Rustam Ilyich Yudin (Abanhfleft) | 401 |
| 24 | #2- Centur Tiones (Tropicorp) | 390 |
| 25 | #58- Koshiro Kawai (Abanhfleft) | 378 |
| 26 | #76- Jolyn Maxine Caulfield Ceeta (G6MR) | 362 |
| 27 | #38- Lam Chow-Cheung (Kimi-Suomi) | 331 |
| 28 | #5- Liangmei Li (Newmanistan) | 320 |
| 29 | #55- Holly Aurora Lapia Starlight (G6MR) | 319 |
| 30 | #99- Ricky Lee (New Northwesteros) *Q* | 314 |
| 31 | #71- Aurélia Karvonen (Kimi-Suomi) *Q* | 280 |
| 32 | #61- Joachim Murat (The French Army) | 271 |
| 33 | #48- Ashley Matthews (Newmanistan) | 256 |
| 34 | #24- Chelsea Taylor (Newmanistan) | 231 |
| 35 | #10- Anna Star Joy Thanda Pwint Thinzar Nwe (G6MR) *Q* | 211 |
| 36 | #0- Ezekiel Rodger (Esmerel) | 198 |
| 37 | #63- Jean Lannes (The French Army) *Q* | 183 |
| 38 | #62- Andre Massena (The French Army) *Q* | 171 |
| 39 | #28- Cocoabo #28 (Tropicorp) | 139 |
| 40 | #16- Laura McKenzie (Sajnur) | 124 |
| 41 | #37- Yageny Qabaliq (Qzvarkian Qaz) | 108 |
| 42 | #45- Ilya Tsunopin (Saint Kanye) | 95 |
| 43 | #56- Kelly Monroe (Xanneria) | 91 |
| 44 | #05- Chris Gordon (Sword Island) | 78 |
| 45 | #90- Lexie Shelby (Sword Island) *Q* | 73 |
| 46 | #17- Timo Szaba (Qzvarkian Qaz) *Q* | 56 |
| 47 | #50- Bismillah Untas (Sultanate of Oontaz) | 46 |
| 48 | #35- Kassie Collins (Sword Island) *Q* | 42 |
| 49 | #12- Daniel Wynfor (Kannapian Sports Federation) | 36 |
| 50 | #88- Al Jak (StrayaRoos) | 33 |
| 51 | #59- Derek Harwood (Newmanistan) | 30 |
| 52 | #08- Frank Bronson (Hapilopper) | 25 |
| 53 | #40- Ongmu Yeti (The Sherpa Empire) | 20 |
| 54 | #84- Jamie Izabella Astrid Eirian (Valentine Z) | 17 |
| 55 | #96- Alice Jepkosgei (TJUN-ia) | 15 |
| 56 | #49- Lotara Novorali (Vilita & Turori) | 12 |
| 57 | #74- Yuro Kiuba (StrayaRoos) *Q* | 11 |
| 58 | #60- Rockii Ezis (Vilita & Turori) | 6 |
+-----+--------------------------------------------------------+--------+


Next Races:
Multiversal- (Apr. 26/27)- Pencurve Electronics 500, Jalton Superspeedway, Jalton, Saint Kanye (Superspeedway)
EverLong- (Apr 26)- GGtech 450, Jalton Superspeedway, Jalton, Saint Kanye (Superspeedway)
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NEWMANISTAN SPORTING ACHIEVEMENTS:
CHAMPIONSHIPS: DBC 4; 27th BoF; CoH 34, 36, & 37; Oxen Cup 12; WBC 10, 12, 15, 17, 41, & 43; IBC 4, 5, & 29; CE 26; WLC 1
Runner Up: DBC 5 & 6; Oxen Cup 6; WBC 7,9 11, 14, & 45; IBC 1; WB 4, 6 & 34; WLC 2 & 3
World Cups qualified for: 46, 48 (R of 16), 49, 50, 54
Hosted: WORLD CUP 49, WB 1, 2, 5, & 35; WBC 8, 11, 14, 19, 38, 44, & 46; CoH 33, 35, & 39; CE 25, WLC 2, 4 & 5; WCoH 10, IBC 24, NSSCRA, Multiple NSCAA Basketball Tournaments, and a horse racing series

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Margaret Certainly Loves Hap City Chaos!

Postby TJUN-ia » Sat Apr 23, 2022 2:36 pm

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This blog was written by Derrick Carlisle, Jaguar Racing's Social Media Manager


Today was Super Skychief 500 Day. Don't need to add much to that, to be honest. The race here in Hapilopper City Raceway is always a fun one and always produces a winner that tells a story that will be remembered once the season is over. In Season 9, it was Liangmei Li who won here on route to beating then-teammate Kai Qiang to the Championship 4. In Season 10, it was Drake Stevenson who got the mammoth home win that was certainly celebrated across the Dominion in full voice. Last season, it was a bit of controversy after Gil Archer took the flag one week after that racist incident with Gongming Gao. The question is, who would follow suit and claim this big money race?

First things first, a huge congratulations have to go out to both Chris and Angela Holmes for the successful arrival of young Zachary Rinzi Holmes. We all knew that the due date would be on race day, but clearly the child subconsciously wanted Daddy to race today and so, Zachary came into this world just before 8 am local time. I hope he enjoyed his first NSSCRA race, it certainly was a chaotic one, and despite finishing 12th today, Chris Holmes was certainly the winner of the say no matter what. The rest of Team Blue meanwhile ended up behind the new dad with Drake Stevenson in 16th, Frank Bronson doing well as an open-charter in 22nd and Taylor Henderson falling from pole position to 28th.

Now then, what about us? Well, our drivers all had interesting races that would certainly define their roles in the Regular Season Finale to come. Alfonso Mercado (@AM64) was already in the Chase but he could only improve 1 position on his starting place to finish in 15th - setting up a final day all about preparation for the trails to come. Michael Stefan (@Stefan07) started down in 22nd but fell down one spot to 23rd come the flag...meaning that he will be gunning for the win to make the cut next week. And there's poor Maddison Riley-Jones (@MaddyRJ03), in the middle of her best Cup season ever, who qualified in 14th but would not make the end due to a fuel pump issue - meaning that her standing position has tanked and, like Stefan, will essentially be gunning for the win next week. Lam Chow-Cheung started 8th and ended up 18th while Aurélia Karvonen climbed from 29th to 25th.

If this weekend belonged to anyone, it might belong to Valentine Z. The Valentians are quite popular around these parts and with that sort of support, they managed to pull off the double this weekend - with Marcus Alan Ariel Reynolds yesterday and today belonging to Anastasia Freya Yadana Aye over Tsering Chu and Thea Alvarez. One week on from the Big Ass Tantrum, Val Z had won the big Hapiloppan race - and there is our storyline for this Super Skycheif, the final one under that name. With one round to go, 14 drivers have now secured a ticket...meaning at least one non-winner will make it in.

Of course, Jalton shall hold the Regular Season finale - the GGTech 450 and the Pencurve Electronics 500. Our fields shall be set soon enough...but who will make it in? Who will miss out? Only time shall tell...see y'all in Saint Kanye!


Current MCS Standings: #07 - 16th (455pts)/#64 - 7th (499pts/1 Win)/#03 - 13th (483pts)/#96 - 55th (15pts)
Current ECS Standings: #97 - 8th (408pts+PS)/#96 - 5th (426pts/1 Win)/#70 - 10th (376pts/1 Win)
Next MCS Race: Pencurve Electronics 500, Jalton Superspeedway, Jalton, Saint Kanye
Next ECS Race: GGtech 450, Jalton Superspeedway, Jalton, Saint Kanye
Music of the Round II: Coldplay X BTS - My Universe (PTC/ESP/KOR/INA/PNG/MNL/TOG/SMR/BIH)
MemeWatch II
1) "You're BOTH In The Wrong!" Lloyd Clarence (HTN) and Taylor Henderson (#73) - Casual Sexism And Weaponised Basketballs
2) Chaos In The Bay The Race of Oceania (Cup Series Round 3) - For Being Chaotic And Then Some...14 Retirements And All.
3) Abuse Of Your Power Drake Stevenson (#81) - Taylor's Not Queen Regnant Just Yet In This Realm...
4) "Ah Shit, Here We Go Again" Derrick Carlisle (Yep, That's Me) - Team Blue Shut Me Up. That Is All.
5) Time To Bring The Mayhem! Mayhem (STK) - Ilya And Murat, Eh? Two Men Of The Mayhem Indeed.
6) #WeStanKaiQiang Ilya Tsunopin (#45) - We Like This Guy, But He Certainly Belongs Here.
7) It Had To Be Done The Tunnel Truck Fiasco (#73) - Chaos. Pure Unfiltered Chaos.
8 ) Angry, But Still... Taylor Henderson (#73) - Thou Shall Not Kick Thine Significant Other's Crown Jewels.
9) I Don't Need To Explain This Kai Qiang (#44) - For Crossing The Hongxai Line.
10) I'm So Sorry Chris Holmes (#8) - For Allowing Us To FEEL THE MAYHEM At 7AM!
11) You Asked For This Anyone Who Wears A BRS MemeWatch Shirt - Y'all Are Brilliant, Thanks For The Support!
12) Party Pooper Drake Stevenson (#81) - For Blowing Up A Miss Understanding Because Of Course He Did - He's Drake!
13) Sorry About This... Wilma von Cärinthen (#98) - Fighting Ain't Right, Alles Klar?



(OOC: The following is a collaboration between me and South Newlandia, and should be graded as such. Thanks go to SNL for collaberating with me once more!)

She certainly needed this…some time to get the pressure out of her thoughts. Maddison Riley-Jones didn’t particularly enjoy her time in the Super Skychief 500, qualifying in 14th before an issue for the fuel pump in her Dart caused her to DNF from proceedings and tumble away from Chase contention. She now knows she will be in the same boat as Michael Stefan by the time next week runs around, having to win in Jalton in order to make the cut at all…and she could already feel the stress begin to build.

But fortunately for her, she had an extra day in Hapilopper to unwind before all of Jaguar Racing departs for Saint Kanye and so, she decided to use the extra time to her advantage with the best way she knew to enjoy herself - in the company of one Robin Dragonovic. Robby still hadn’t made the T2 Chase himself as of yet but found himself in a stronger position to make it in. But no matter the situation, Maddy knew she could rely on Robin to be her anchor in her time of need…and then came the baseball game.

*TV is turned on. Top 5th, TJU 6 SNL 2*
MRJ: …and, well, I’m starting to feel a bit…stressed, you know?
RD: “Yeah, I get that. You know, it doesn’t matter that much. It’s not your fault, after all.”
MRJ: Yeah, I know that but…I’ve come so far and I feel like that…the pressure is on both me and Micky to win and get in, you know?
RD: “Sure, the Chase is the goal of course; but you still had a great season, and sometimes things are just not in your control. I know, it’s hard, I struggle with it too.”
MRJ: Yeah…I get that. I guess Alfonso winning his first race made me put pressure on myself to do the same, you know? Not his fault, of course, and he certainly deserved it, but…when one person does it, others want to follow in their stead.
RD: “Sure. I know you’ve got the skills to do it, too, and I can certainly see you still pulling it off.”
MRJ: I knew you’d say that…it’s like we’ve swapped places.
RD: “The more things change, the more they stay the same.”

TV Broadcast: “Deep drive into right-center by Pedro Moires, that will score a run, Ventura goes to fetch it, Moires thinks about three, but has to hold up at second. Two-out RBI double for the TJUN-ian, that’ll make it 7-2!”

MRJ: Huh? 7-2…in the top of the 5th? What happened?
RD: “Yeah, that is Maike Bookmer on the mound there, she wasn’t supposed to start today? What’s going on here?”
MRJ: I’ll check the box score…OK yeah, that explains it. It was 6-2 after the 1st, so they must’ve called the bullpen very early.
RD: “Disaster for Gonzalo, he’d been pitching well. Oh well, this was never going to be a second consecutive sweep for the Elephants.”
MRJ: Yeah, I get that. The Battin’ Jags are battling for pride before most of them retire at the end of this WBC - so they’ve got nothing to lose. Very dangerous. I can’t believe I’m getting this engrossed in a baseball game.
RD: “Baseball’s fun, and this is TJUN-ia against South Newlandia, what more could you need (smiling), that’s always fun to watch!”
MRJ: Yeah…certainly (smiles back)...plus as well, I’m watching it with you, so that multiplies the fun factor by at least 5. ;)
RD: “I love you, too”

TV Broadcast: “Daryl Dunlop will lead off for the Elephants in the fifth. He’s gonna attack the first pitch, and that one’s lined into Right Field for a base hit!”

RD: “Did I ever tell you that Dunlop grew up in my neighbourhood? He lives in Masmow now, but he went to high school in Trunkst. I know his family.”
MRJ: Wow. That is neat! Is it cool to see him on the TV?
RD: “Honestly, I know a lot of famous South Newlandian people. It’s a small country, and my father has all kinds of connections everywhere. You don’t become minister of the interior by just sitting on your couch, and he brought me along all the time when I was younger.”
MRJ: Wow…that must’ve been so cool! I wasn’t as lucky, the closest I could think of is when I was racing Alfonso and AJ and even LCC before they became NSSCRA drivers…but that's about it.
RD: “Yeah, I’m lucky to have had that opportunity. But I tell you, having to tag along as a teen to all kinds of boring adult events was fairly boring most of the time, at least it was for me at the time.”

TV Broadcast: “2-2 count, Bains has the bases loaded with just one out. Here’s the pitch by Davis Johnson, swung on, and just out of reach of Steven Fulmer! Runs will score! Bains is wheeling around the bases, one run scores, two runs score, Drum is coming home! Throw to the plate, he’s safe! Bains ends up with a bases-clearing three-bagger, and this is a two-run ballgame!”

MRJ: Welp…that is baseball. The game can change dramatically with a single swing. Just like motorsports and…most other sports, actually.
RD: “That’s true.”
MRJ: To be honest, I’m starting to get a little bit nervous that Lam could end up winning a race before me…but I’m worried in a good way. They’ve been on fire recently, you know? And they’re only 18 and all!
RD: “Talent is timeless, yeah. It’s always great when you can watch a future star blossom, you don’t get the opportunity all that often.”
MRJ: Yeah…I guess Gao coming here and Lam going to HM was the best thing that could’ve happened to both of them.
RD: “Yup.”
MRJ: And of course, both pale in comparison to the best thing of all: this guy! (points at Robin)
RD: “(laughing) Stop it, I’m getting red again already!”
MRJ: Mate, I’m your girlfriend - that’s kinda in the job description. The same works both ways.
RD: “Still feels surreal to me, but you’re the best thing that could’ve happened to me.”
MRJ: Feeling’s mutual. :D

TV Broadcast: “Top of the sixth, one out, man on second. Jags still lead by two. Killian O'Mally is at the plate, with Maike Bookmer still pitching. 1-2 count, fouled back. We’re gonna see another 1-2, and that slider is crushed, that one is way gone, second deck, see you later! 9-5 Jags!”

RD: “Wow, that one was way gone.”
MRJ: Yep, that’s the Battin’ Jags for you - they aim for the wall most of the time. It’s kinda the TJUN-ian Baseball way, even down in the Cubs.
RD: “It’s fun when the balls get hit that far. That looked like it might’ve been 450 feet. Probably not quite. Did I ever tell you the story of me playing little league as a young boy?”
MRJ: Uh…no, I don’t think you have. Were you alright at it?
RD: “Not really. It was never a sport for me - way too slow. But you know who was good on my little league team? A boy named Leif. He used to be teammates with Dunlop in Masmow.”
MRJ: Huh…it seems that talent is obvious even at that young of an age.
RD: “It wasn’t really obvious then. There were a couple of decent pitchers around, I couldn’t have predicted which of them would make it and which one’s wouldn’t. Did you ever play other sports when you were younger?”
MRJ: Well, I used to love to play cricket when I was younger…it was one of my favourites down in PE. I grew out of the sport when I dedicated myself to racing, but it still holds a soft spot in my heart…right next to you, of course.
RD: “Aww, that’s sweet. TJUN-ia really has a big variety of sports, don’t they? Far less limited than South Newlandia.”
MRJ: Yeah, but that’s more a symptom of the whole “International Community” thing. When you have so many different cultures and peoples under that same flag, you get so many different sports where you can find people who play it.
RD: “True! And TJUN-ia also has way more people, so you can probably find someone for every sport. Also, hold on, since when are the Elephants up 11-9? You don’t pay attention for half a minute and they bat around, typical.”
MRJ: Wait, what? What the hell?!
RD: “Crazy, right. Wouldn’t have seen that coming.”
MRJ: Neither I…but that’s baseball for you, I guess. But hey…that’s actually given me something, you know?
RD: “What?”
MRJ: Well…it made me remember the beauty of sport, you know? Football teams can come back from 3-0 down, Basketball teams can come back from 26 down and race car drivers can come back from a lap down if things go their way. Nothing is for certain until the very end and I…lost sight of that for a little while. I can still do this…I can’t give up at all, that wouldn’t feel right at all. I know the Battin’ Jags are losing….but SNL was 7-2 down and now, look where they are. I can do that if I truly believe in myself.
RD: “I know you’ll give it your all in Saint Kanye, and I know you’re good enough to pull it off if the stars align for you to get a chance to prove it.”
MRJ: I know Robby…I know. Thank you for being my light once more. I don’t know where I’d be without you, you know?
RD: Well, I know where I’d be without you, and it’s nowhere near a racetrack. Your talent was always going to make you one of the best of the multiverse.”
MRJ: Yeah…I know…but it was you who made me fully realise that. And I will always be grateful for that.
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1st: ECC4/5, NSSCRA13, RLWC22, IBS20, EBT3, EIHT2
2nd: NSCF24/26, ARWC4, WC:TOTS, IBC34, IBS17, RUWC33/35, ECC6
3rd: ARWC3, IBC32, ECC3/7, ARWC6, ET20IV
NSSCRA - JR
T1: #07 Michael Stefan (S13 T1 Champ/9W)/#64 Alfonso Mercado (3W)/#03 Maddison Riley-Jones (S10 T2 Champ/2W-T1/3W-T2)
T2: #96 Alice Jepkosgei (3W)/#70 Gongming Gao [NCR] (5W)/#79 Axel Chase

WGPO: #11 Lane Carter (2W)/ #9 Batu Tüvshinbayar (WGP2 S5 Champion/1W)
NSTT: 4 S-Titles (3 RU)/2 D-Titles (6 RU)

UN - U1
TJUN (Ta-Jun) - An organ of the UN that focuses on "international role-play" (i.e. USA = Fang the Sniper) (U2)
TJUN-ia (Ta-Jun-ee-a) - The testing grounds of TJUN members, but operates as an independent nation. (U3)

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Postby The Sherpa Empire » Sat Apr 23, 2022 3:16 pm

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@CHolmes Congratulations to you and Angela. Rinzi says he feels very honored that you named your son after him, and he is happy to share the honor with the prophet Zachariah.


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VTM - Suzgar Sponsor Preview - Toys '4' All New Scheme & Log

Postby Vilita and Turori » Sun Apr 24, 2022 5:08 pm

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Suzgar Prepares for Chase as Toys '4' All takes on Increased Playoffs Role


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Pencurve Electronics 500, Jalton Superspeedway, Jalton, Saint Kanye :: After a slow start to their debut season in the NSSCRA Multiversal Cup Series, Coleman and Thorne Rookie of the Season contender Islago Tizilna scored their first ever Top 10 Finish at the Chieujeau Raceway in Jouoangquoi. Since then, Tizilna has posted five top ten finishes including three top five finishes in the last four races. Tizilna's most recent was the best performance of their career thus far - a 4th place run at the Super Skychief 500 at the Hapilopper City Raceway in Hapilopper. With the main event as part of the Hapilopper-Wreckeria Exposition also taking over from the Pencurve Electronics 500 as a Five Star Combo Event for NSSCRA Season 12, it would also mean that Tizilna would be the only Vilita and Turori Motorsports Driver eligible for the Five Star Combo bonus when the NSSCRA Multiversal Cup Series arrives at the Vilitan Mountain Challenge Course to kick off the NSSCRA Playoff Chase. With much of Tizilna's funding coming from the Vilisorma Beverage Company - makers of Vilaye Energy Drink, it has also resulted in a sponsorship shift on the car of NSSCRA Season 6 Champion River 'Shark' Suzgar II. The Vilaye Energy Drink Brand has been a long time presence on the #14 of Suzgar dating back beyond NSSCRA Season 6 when the brand was just an associate sponsor on the #14. As Suzgar advanced through to the NSSCRA Playoffs they would also pick up a bigger commitment from the Vilisorma Beverage Company as well as a new partner - Toys '4' All. For a number of seasons, the three main sponsors would share an equal balance of races though the funds have shifted in recent seasons. With the Vilisorma Beverage Company branching out into all forms of motorsports including fielding their own team on the World Grand Prix 2 Circuit and in the AOCAR Atlantian Oceania Regional Stock Car Series - it has resulted in a diversification of the brands Sponsorship presence. For the 26 Races NSSCRA Season, Vilaye Energy Drink is only signed on as the primary sponsor for River 'Shark' Suzgar II and the #14 team for five races - three during the regular season and two in the playoffs. The three regular season events were the Holly's True Delights 500 in the Garden of Radiance, the Kimi-Suomen Sprintii at the Kimi Circuit and the Tropicorp 500 at the Tropicoast Beach Course.

Of course, the brand have already gotten more than their inputs worth with Suzgar having taken the checkered flag in the Tropicorp 500 and put the Vilaye Energy Drink brand back in the NSSCRA Multiversal Cup Series Victory Lane. In the playoffs, the Vilaye Energy Drink will be the primary sponsor for the team in just two events - the Vilaye Energy Drink 314 at the Vilitan Mountain Challenge Course and the Tyrrhenian Heavens 500 in Valentine Z. The Dart Group has stepped up to takeover a primary sponsor role in five races of their own - also with a 3 regular season / 2 playoffs breakdown similar to that of the Vilaye Energy Drink Brand. As per tradition, there are also three races on the schedule where Suzgar's #14 Dart will feature all of the teams primary sponsors prominently in a special multi-primary design - A move made to ensure if the "Shark" ever won one of the NSSCRA's season opening or ending events again no sponsor would be left out of the pictures in either the Tundra Falls 500, Pencurve Electronics 500 or NSSCRA Championship 4 deciding Proving Grounds 500.

The distribution leaves Toys '4' All as the sponsor with the largest number of primary races on the #14 Dart taking on the primary role in one additional race compared with that of the Vilitan Tourism Bureau who will continue to fund Suzgar's popular "Flag of Vilita" scheme throughout the campaign. Two-Thirds of the season will be represented by the Toys '4' All, Vilitan Tourism or Co-Primary Schemes.

Toys '4' All have also brought a fresh new look to their #14 Hybrid Dart for NSSCRA Season 12 unveiling more color and more 'fun' to the scheme which includes the new Toys '4' All "Splash" logo and theme. The car silhouettes a diorama of various Toys and Games available for purchase at Toys '4' All locations throughout the multiverse and also includes River 'Shark' Suzgar II's personal branded Shark on the front fenders and through to the nose of the car.

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The Dart Group is the maker of the best selling personal vehicle transportation in the Tropics of Vilita with options including fully electric, fuel injected and self-piloting available. The Vilitan Hybrid Dart is also the vehicle of choice for Vilita & Turori Motorsports in the Nationstates Stock Car Racing Association.

After an initial back-log of pre-orders The Dart is now available on demand at special Dart Dealers throughout the Tropics and elsewhere in the multiverse including TJUN-ia where the model has a strong following. Electric Darts can be charged free at any Arcticala branded Charging Station through a special agreement between Arcticala Electric and the Dart group.

The Dart Group has been the official manufacturer used in competition for Vilita and Turori Motorsports since NSSCRA Season 4 and have since added Team Tropicorp, Jaguar Racing and Kimi Racing official on-track partners. The Dart Group also has a presence in IRACT as they traditionally bring prior-model year chassis to compete in the Rumble in the Ricefields race at the Li River Speedway, then sell off the cars after the race to local drivers and teams running on the IRACT circuit also saving on the cost of shipping the cars back to Atlantian Oceania.

The Dart Group became a co-primary sponsor for the first time with Lotara Novorali and River 'Shark' Suzgar II during NSSCRA Season 9 in select races due to the expanded season schedule. The Dart Group has retained select primary sponsorship races expanding to five events in NSSCRA Season 12.

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The leading distributor and retailer of Toys and Games in the Tropics, Toys '4' All prides itself in providing a positive experience for children and adults alike when visiting its stores. Customers enjoy a wide selection of otherwise hard-to-find Toys and Games with Toys '4' All bringing to market toys from independent toy makers and innovators. The future of the Toys '4' All brand likely depends on being able to retain the market share from the independent toy makers using Toys '4' All as a storefront for their goods.

Toys '4' All re-invigorated their brand with the release of their collectors box series representing popular character from many Tivaliwood hit films as well as featuring mascots of the National Footsport Teams qualified or the 80th World Cup. As a result of their internationstatal growth, Toys '4' All has become one of the leading Toy & Collectible production, distribution and retailers in the multiverse and has leveraged sporting relationships to continue to build their brand. During the 7th NSSCRA Season, Toys '4' All introduced its Racing Collectors product line producing small scale replicas of both NSSCRA and World Grand Prix Championship racing cars into a Toy form to be enjoyed by both Children and Collectors across the multiverse and bringing their collection trackside at merchandise booths and dedicated Toy Outlets.

Toys '4' All signed a personal services contract with River 'Shark' Suzgar II during the NSSCRA Season 6 Playoffs and became a partial-season primary sponsor for Suzgar and Vilita and Turori Motorsports starting in NSSCRA Season 7 in addition to becoming the title sponsor for the Toys '4' All 500 held at the Lonngeylin Ring for the first time during the NSSCRA's 7th season. Toys '4' All has invested heavily in its NSSCRA partnerships by producing dedicated NSSCRA product lines including its unique line of Racing Collectors die-cast collectible NSSCRA replicas.


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Tyrrhenian Floating Stadium (Valentine Z)
Vilaye Energy Drink, supposedly made from natural extracts and minimal artificial processing - but always reluctant to reveal the true ingredients - has long been a supporter of Vilitan sporting ventures. Vilaye stepped up their involvement in Vilitan sport after the restart of the Vilitan league by taking a place as sponsors of the seasonal Tropical Trophy match up as well as kit sponsorships. Vilaye funded much of the development work for the stand up of the Vilita & Turori Motorsports team prior to WGPC 11 and has been a personal services sponsor for Vilitan drivers R.L. Cruisin and Jama'obo Pegasii throughout their racing careers. The Vilisorma Beverage Company expanded their influence particularly in motorsports backing NSSCRA Season 6 Champion River 'Shark' Suzgar II and taking the brand new Vilaye EnergySport moniker to the track with Jama'obo Pegasii and Skiia Vialiv, first at standalone special events and then into full time competition on the World Grand Prix 2 and the AOCAR Stock Car Series with Vilaye EnergySport. Parent entity Vilisorma Beverage Company doubled down on the NSSCRA by becoming the official sponsor of the weekly Pole Award to the top qualifying driver at each NSSCRA event as well as becoming the title sponsor for the Challenge at the Rocks in Rockii Coast, Vilita. During NSSCRA Season 8, Vilisorma Beverage Company also sponsored the Vilaye Clash - an event to reward Vilaye Energy Drink Pole Award winners.

The Vilisorma Beverage Company is a long-standing partner of Vilita and Turori Motorsports having served as an associate sponsor for the team since NSSCRA Season 4. With the departure of Tiones Lumber from the team at the end of NSSCRA Season 11, it makes Vilaye Energy Drink the longest running sponsor with a single team in the NSSCRA along with the Vilitan Tourism Board who have also sponsored Vilita and Turori Motorsports since NSSCRA Season 4. VilBev's leading brand, the Vilaye Energy Drink serves as a the primary sponsor on Islago Tizilna's #4 Vilita and Turori Motorsports Dart in most events when it is not serving as the advertised primary sponsor on River 'Shark' Suzgar II's #14 Dart.


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Darjengo Speedway (Sajnur)
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The Vilitan Tourism Bureau is the longest running primary sponsor / team relationship in the NSSCRA, having sponsored the #14 Vilita and Turori Motorsports team continuously since NSSCRA Season 4. The Tourism Bureau was the sole primary sponsor for River 'Shark' Suzgar II's championship season during NSSCRA Season 6 and the team continues to run the same paint scheme in tribute of that championship campaign. The design effectively portrays a large Vilitan flag as the entire livery. With the flag being the focus of the design, River 'Shark' Suzgar II has not taken on the recent trend of NSSCRA drivers carrying their national flag in the place of traditional contingency decals. As part of the agreement with the Vilitan Tourism Bureau, the #14 car's base colors retain the color scheme of the Vilitan Tourism Bureau throughout the season emphasizing the Bureau's primary role. It is also written into the teams contract that the driver of the #14 must always be a Vilitan national.

For NSSCRA Season 12, the TV Panel of the #14 Vilitan Tourism Bureau Hybrid Dart features the current marketing slogan utilized in tourism brochures "Experience Vilita" or "Experience the Tropics".



Vilita and Turori Motorsports heads into the Pencurve Electronics 500 Race Weekend with plenty to fight for on the track. In the Everlong Contenders Series, the teams three affiliated drivers Lotara Novorali, Rockii Ezis and Turakki Mayelli are currently placed 14th, 15th and 16th in the Everlong Contenders Series standings. With none of the trio having a race victory on the season, they will all need to race their way in on points if they are to advance to the Everlong Contenders Series Playoffs. There is just a four point gap from Mayelli back to Cocoabo #37 in 17th but - more critically, the race victory by Marcus Alan Ariel Reynolds of Vaelntine Z at the Everlong 300 in Hapilopper City means now that even if the three Vilita and Turori Motorsports affiliated drivers are able to keep their place in the Top 16 one is still likely to miss out as Reynolds will take up a spot in the playoffs from Outside the Top 16. Rockii Ezis, the veteran Multiversal Cup Series driver who got off to a slow start adapting to the Everlong Contenders Series - had put together a string of strong runs including a Runner-Up finish before a 21st place finish in Hapilopper City has put the CoCoCo backed driver on the Playoff Bubble heading into Saint Kanye.

In the Multiversal Cup Series, River 'Shark' Suzgar II remains mathematically in the hunt for the NSSCRA Regular Season Points Title though sits 44 points behind Jeremiah Brooke and could only finish atop the Regular Season standings with a second career victory in the Pencurve Electronics 500 coupled with a DNF for the Gale Force Racing driver. There is little more than pride on the line for Yraaga Gilli'i and the #41 Tropicorp Racing Supply team who can not challenge for the Regular Season Title but are already locked into the Playoffs by virtue of their victory in the Toys '4' All 500 at the Lonngeylin Ring. Gilli'i is just 3 points ahead of another Tropicorp Sponsored driver, Maddie Alexander, but the sophomore driver for Team Tropicorp is not in position to make the playoffs unless she can win the Pencurve Electronics 500 due to the fact that three drivers outside the Top 16 in the Multiversal Cup Series standings have been victorious this season - including teammate #3 Jenna Logan. Vilita and Turori Motorsports driver Islago Tizilna has pulled to just 6 points out of the Top 16 mark in the Multiversal Cup Series standings by virtue of a fantastic string of finishes to close out the season but will need an even better one at the Pencurve as like Alexander, Tizilna can only advance to the Playoff Chase with a victory at the Jalton Superspeedway.

River 'Shark' Suzgar II will be piloting the Vilitan Tourism / Vilaye Energy Drink / Toys '4' All Hybrid Dart for the second time this season in the Regular Season closing race.

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Postby Hapilopper » Sun Apr 24, 2022 8:45 pm

Schmuckwatch

With the Hapilopper City Herald’s resident racing driver, Drake Stevenson

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Eventually, all of us have breaking points. The pressure of a difficult season, trying to live up to expectations, trying to be the best on and off-track we can be, it all gets to us. Add that to the pressure of dating one of your rivals, and it can almost become unbearable. So that’s why Taylor and I ducked out of town during the Hapilopper National Exhibition and spent a few days on Lake Eclipse.

And, to our disappointment, it seems like it hasn’t done a lot of good for either of us. As of the moment that you’re reading this in your Hapilopper City Herald this morning, Taylor and I have decided it was in our best interest to go our separate ways. We’re still friends, don’t get me wrong, but both of us decided that maybe being in a relationship with someone you compete with just wasn’t the best of ideas.

To those that make it work, good for you. I wish you all nothing but the best. But it wasn’t for the two of us. Oh well.

Moving on to other topics, I feel like I need to address an issue that came up last week concerning a get-together that was proposed for my house the week of the Super Skychief 500.

Yes, I cancelled it because of the Valentians’ Water Festival. No, there are no hard feelings between myself and the Valentians. They were more than apologetic and offered me both a cash payment and an opportunity to hold the event in Valentine Z. I declined both offers for my own reasons.

First off, the Valentians, engrossed in their own deal, not realizing what was on the schedule, offered all the NSSCRA drivers a chance to get in one of their portals and go there, in the middle of Super Skychief 500 week. Since it looked like a much bigger deal than what I put on, I figured I didn’t want to compete with the Valentians and put on something that would have paled to what they put on.

What I have is a simple event in my back yard, catered by a friend who owns a restaurant in Hapilopper City, and beer offered from a local distributor. That’s it. I invite all the NSSCRA personnel over, we have a great time, and that’s that.

Was it disrespectful of the Valentians? No, because it wasn’t done intentionally. The events just converged on that time frame, and while they were planning their event, nobody went up to tell them that it was in the middle of race weekend in Hapilopper City. More to the point, I’ve never heard of a Water Festival. If you told me we were going to have a Water Festival in my back yard, I’d figured I’d be getting out a garden hose and dousing everyone. Or maybe Rinzi Zakhilwal could play in the sprinklers with the neighborhood kids. Who knows.

Either way, I consider the matter closed. What’s done is done.

The fellow I have the biggest issue with right now is Derrick Carlisle, who might be the single best person in all of the NSSCRA at dropping full tilt boogie into a situation without knowing what the situation is, then dropping his own wildly-incorrect take on it.

Derrick has no frame of reference here with my deal with the Valentians. He is like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know what’s going on. All he figures is that since I’m involved, or since a Hapiloppian is involved, they’re automatically to blame. Whatever. So why he’s so popular with those of us here in Hapilopper – when it looks for all the world like they’re laughing at us, not with us, who the hell knows why.

The most recent example of this came when he accused me of throwing a temper tantrum over the conflicting events held by both myself and the Valentians. Like the complete idiot that he is, Derrick accused me of "blowing up a misunderstanding because of course I did," because after all, I'm Drake Stevenson. That's real rich coming from Derrick Carlisle. If he actually knew what he was writing about, he'd know it was a little bit more nuanced than that, but any form of nuance typically goes over his head.

All I can say is that he’s run out of chances with me because I'll take care of this behind the trailers if this keeps up.
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Postby New Northwesteros » Sun Apr 24, 2022 10:17 pm

One of the forgotten NSSCRA feuds from seasons past was the one between Paul Nystrom and Jeff Shreeves. Sure, they're not exactly championship contenders like Chris Holmes or Kai Qiang (another not exactly friendly duo), but the physical and verbal jabs between the two still got people talking. Nowadays, Nystrom enjoys his semi-retirement from professional racing (only making the occasional AOCAR start), while Shreeves went back to his home country of Central Shaneville. There has not been a formal apology from either side, but since they haven't actually communicated since leaving the sport, it's safe to say that this feud is dead.

That doesn't mean it can't have a spiritual successor, though.

Sage Caldwell started the current season collecting as many points as possible, with the intent of making a return trip to the Chase, but he was soon faced with the harsh reality of "win and you're in". As drivers far below him in the standings visited victory lane one by one, Sage felt that playoff ticket slip further and further away from his grasp. He doubled, even tripled up on the effort, but to no avail, as his own results started taking a dip. And now, entering the Super Skychief 500, only three spots remain up for grabs. And since he was more than a race's worth of points behind the third best winless driver, Sage's mission became painfully clear: win. Now.

Being well aware of the chaotic nature of the Hapilopper City Raceway, Sage did all he could to stay out of trouble. This is an important race for him, the first of just two remaining chances to keep his title hopes alive. Some of his fellow winless drivers, like Anastasia Aye and Michael Stefan, likely thought the same. But there are others that, in his mind, had already written their season off as a lost cause and were thus racing with nothing to lose. Like Yageny Qabaliq, for instance.

Yageny was being an asshole on purpose, refusing to budge whenever the leaders put him more and more laps down, or at least that's what Sage thinks. One couldn't blame him though, as he himself encountered a fair bit of resistance from the Qzvarkian, finally resorting to moving him out of the way with a bump and run. And then several laps later, Sage did it a second time, as Yageny seems to not have learned his lesson. And then after several more laps, a third time. "Surely he got the message now," Sage said to himself. "Hopefully there won't be a fourth time, or I'd be convinced he's been dropped on his head as a baby." Indeed, there wasn't, and Yageny himself made sure of that.

Sage was trying to make up positions and climb back into the top twenty when he both felt and heard a sharp thud on the rear of his #13 Chadwick. One moment, he was trying to squeeze through a gap between the two open charters Frank Bronson and Bismillah Untas, and the other, he was trying (and failing) to take control of his car as it slid along the track.

"Yo, the hell's going on?!" he frantically screamed on the radio to his crew.

"37 just nailed you in the rear, bud," crew chief Jackson Cohen replied. "Looks like a bump and run gone wrong."

"37?"

"Yep, Yege- Yage- whatever he's called."

"Oh, that motherfu-"

The damaged Chad looked like it was going to hit the wall, and as luck would have it, at the exact portion where the "They Crash, You Win" target was painted. The crowd looked on in anticipation, but Sage was able to slam on the brakes and come to a complete stop, three or so feet short of the target. He then climbed out, threw his helmet in the car, and waited for the towtruck to arrive. The reaction from the fans was a mixture of cheers and boos, some pleased that he was unhurt during the crash, while others didn't like being denied of a huge payday due to Sage wanting to preserve his vehicle's front end. Sage himself was furious. To be taken out of a crucial race was bad enough, but for the suspect to not even be fighting for the win or a Chase spot stung even more. Oh yeah, and the bastard even lasted several more laps and got classified 39th, one spot above him.

At the end of the race, Sage went rushing over to Yageny's hauler, resisting all efforts by his crew members to stop him. For much of the previous and current seasons, he had done a good job of keeping his temper in check, even as he was denied of a win one way or another. Today, however, he failed, and Yageny became witness to what happens when the dreadhead's emotions get the better of him. Yes, it appeared that a driver from a New Northwesteros-based team and one from a team in the Xannerian sphere of influence will be beefing once again, years after Paul Nystrom and Jeff Shreeves both decided to call it quits.

"YOU PUNK!"

Yageny turned around to see a very angry Sage, but before he could open his mouth to speak, the Yeezie gave him a sharp blow to the stomach, knocking the wind out of him and causing him to fall to the ground. "You're a waste of a spot in the grid, you know that? YOUR ASS IS MINE, BOY!" Sage continued. He picked up a wrench left by the #37 crew on the floor and was thinking about beating Yageny with it, when the #13 crew caught up with him, as did teammate Ricky Lee and his #99 crew.

"Settle down, bud! You do not want to do this," spoke Jackson the crew chief.

"Yeah, man, chill out, this isn't you," said Ricky.

Sage stopped to think, though he didn't look away from the downed Yageny. Would this solve the problem? If he managed to proceed with what he was about to do, would he be able to undo the crash? Would it help him get a win next week or in any other race? Or would he just find himself as another entry in MemeWatch and forever be known as the driver who beat another driver with a wrench? People might still be talking about that even if he wins a ring, or seven - if the league doesn't kick him out first, that is.

Finally he dropped the wrench, spat at Yageny, and walked away with Ricky and their crew members. "Nah, it ain't worth it anyway," Sage said. "Living in Qzvarkian Qaz is a way worse punishment than any beatdown anyway." And then later, at the garage, he added, "I'd ask for that place to be nuked, but it seems their government is doing worse damage to it already."
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Postby The Sherpa Empire » Mon Apr 25, 2022 12:59 am

Tsering was planning to go to Nanjing to visit her family for a few days, and Qiang and Mendok had gone to the airport to see her off before catching their own plane to Jalton. Sima was going to Nanjing with her mom, and Kami was complaining loudly asking why she could not go along too.

"Because you are coming to Jalton with us," Qiang answered. The real reason why Kami was not going to Nanjing was because she wasn't related to any of the Chu family -- but Qiang did not want to drive that point home too forcefully. He did not want discourage her from being close with Tsering. And he did not want to fill her head with toxic ideas attaching too much importance to bloodlines.

"But I want to go with Ama!"

"Mendok is your ama," Qiang told her.

"I want to go with Ama Tsering!"

"You'll see her again this weekend."

Kami clung to Tsering's leg like she planned to stop her from leaving by physically holding her back. Tsering affectionately stroked her hair and signed, "I will see you again in a few days, and I'll bring you some good tea for your tea parties."

Tsering's flight was half an hour late because someone had tried to play a prank on airport security earlier in the day, airport security was not amused, some planes were held up while the "threat" was contained, and that had started a domino effect that messed up the schedule for the whole day. Kai Qiang and his wives did not know all the details of what happened, but they had seen some silly string in the potted plants that decorated the terminal and a janitor mopping up something that looked like cheese whiz. In other words, it was evident that they were still in Hapilopper.

Qiang used the extra time to catch up on the news and his twii.tur feed. He was casually reading on his tablet when he suddenly sat upright and said sarcastically, "Holy Mother, the End of Days is here -- Drake Stevenson said something I agree with!"

"What'd he say?" Mendok asked through a mouthful of Fat Chuck's fried chicken. (She had decided to pass the time by munching on local junk food.)

"He says Derrick Carlisle 'might be the single best person in all of the NSSCRA at dropping full tilt boogie into a situation without knowing what the situation is, then dropping his own wildly-incorrect take on it'," Qiang said.

"No shit Sherlock!" said Mendok. "Next you're going to tell me Ilya Tsunopin is raunchy and Rinzi is a Muslim!"


Tsering sat at the breakfast table with her parents. The TV was playing the morning news with closed captioning turned on, Mr. Chu had cooked omelets for the whole family, and Sima and Xiaozhong were happily playing on the floor. Tsering's mother commented on how big Sima was getting and how pretty she was.

Thousands of miles away in Jalton, thanks to the difference of time zones, it was still the previous evening. The sun was sinking in the western sky, and the city lights were beginning to come on for the night. Mendok and Kami were wandering around a shopping mall, looking at shiny dresses and toy guns.

And Kai Qiang was sitting at a sidewalk cafe, sipping tea and waiting for Lam Chow-Cheung. Qiang sat with his back to the sun, so that Lam would be facing toward it. He thought Lam was an absolute moron for asking if he could wear sunglasses as a substitute for the mask, but Qiang had still arranged the table and chairs so Lam could use the sun's glare as an excuse for wearing sunglasses.
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Postby Saint Kanye » Mon Apr 25, 2022 10:39 am

Fifteen races have gone by in the NSSCRA regular season, with only the Jalton Superspeedway in St. Kanye left to visit before the Chase begins. The Gale Force Racing trio are in a very good mood as they head back to their home country, as not only did they survive the chaos that was the Super Skychief 500, they were all able to finish in the top fifteen as well.

Thea Alvarez was the top performer for GFR, having led 103 of 500 laps (including 16 of the last 30) on the way to a third place finish, behind Tsering Chu in second and Anastasia Aye in first. Despite falling short of the dub, Thea was still happy, thinking to herself that the two probably fought a little harder since they're still winless heading into the race. She gave Anastasia (or at least her leg) a congratulatory hug before shaking the hand of Tsering (Thea's sign language was rather rusty, and she didn't want to embarrass herself). That podium was just what the young Yeezie needed to boost her morale as she prepared not only to compete at one of her home tracks, but also start chasing (heh) the title that had eluded her for several seasons now.

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A few places behind Thea at ninth was Jeremiah Brooke. Despite leading 65 laps early on, he found himself in the low teens with less than twenty laps to go, only to make a late charge (as GFR drivers are known for) in order to salvage a top ten. Sure enough, he had some tough competition in the form of locals Drake Stevenson and Chris Holmes, as well as one of his old rivals, River Suzgar. But the one Jeremiah had the most trouble with was he who ultimately finished just ahead of him, Koshiro Kawai.

"Bump and run is my middle name," said an article about the Fleftic rookie at the start of the season. And they were not wrong, with him pulling that move on the GFR driver with just five to go. "Damn it, Ren!" Jeremiah muttered, using the name of the fanfic author he swore was Koshiro's secret identity. He would catch up with him though, and the two kept making contact with each other all the way until the end.

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Stacie Houston also put up a decent effort, leading 34 laps and finishing 14th. Like her husband Jeremiah, she figured in a late battle with another Fleftic, that being Wilma von Cärinthen. The two ladies swapped paint (but it didn't really matter, as they both drove black and pink cars), and it was Wilma who would come out on top.

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After the race, the presser, and Thea's celebration at the podium, the trio went over to the Team Blue Center to talk with Chris. "Congrats on joining the list of drivers who are parents," Stacie spoke, referring to the recent birth of Chris and his fiance's son. "Zachary Rinzi? Man, that opens up some more throwback possibilities once he enters the league," Jeremiah joked. "We could see an homage to the Blue Iguana car in season thirty, or perhaps a Mayhem throwback." "Aww, a new baby!" Thea gushed. "You'll show us pictures once you have them, won't you?" she asked Chris.

The trio spent the next half hour chatting with Chris and the returning Frank Bronson (Taylor Henderson and Drake were either somewhere else or not in the mood to talk - they didn't check). They were just about to head back to their own garage when Naomi Hoff, Thea's spotter, ran over to them. "Come quick! There's something going on at the 37 hauler!"

"Ooh, I wonder what it is?" Thea asked before noticing that she was the only one following Naomi to the scene. "Guys?" she asked Jeremiah and Stacie.

"Nah, we're good, just tell us about it later," spoke the former.

Thea and Naomi rushed back to the hauler just in time to see Sage Caldwell drop a wrench, spit at what appeared to be Yageny Qabaliq lying on the floor, and walk away; back at the GFR garage a few minutes later, the two then told the Stacemiah pair and their respective crew members about what they just witnessed.

"Wow, the craziness doesn't stop with the end of the two Hap races, does it?" Stacie had to ask.

"Thankfully we don't get such incidents in Jalton," Thea said.

"Uh.... remember when Chet Byrd wore that silly chicken costume to the race and got fined for it? He also got into a fist fight, though I can't exactly recall who with. I wanna say Chris, but don't quote me on that - I ain't a hundred percent sure."

"Fine," was Thea's reply. "I stand corrected. Must they carry over their shenanigans to other countries though?"

"You can take Team Blue out of Hapilopper, but you can't take Hapilopper out of Team Blue," Jeremiah told her.
Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II, VI (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19

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Postby Hapilopper » Mon Apr 25, 2022 11:18 am

HAPILOPPER CITY MAN ARRESTED FOR AIRPORT DISTURBANCE
By Andrew Taylor, the Hapilopper City Herald


CONYERS – A Hapilopper City man is in police custody Tuesday after an incident at Hapilopper City International Airport in Conyers.

Gord Chester, 23, was arrested by Conyers City Police on charges of disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, aggravated assault and unlawful interference with a government entity, according to a report from the CCP.

A report from the Conyers City Police reported that Chester “was visibly intoxicated as he ran around the north security sector.”

The report states that when police arrived on the scene, Chester sprayed some form of stringy substance around various areas of the area, including all over several potted plants located near a security checkpoint. According to police, Chester told them that he “was taking a leak” and could not stop until he was “finished.”

Police report that Chester then took off on foot, spraying both police and bystanders with what appeared to be some sort of liquid cheese product. After a short chase, Chester was apprehended by both Conyers City Police and security guards with the Hapilopper City Airport, and then transferred to the Hapilopper City Jail, where he is being held on a $15,000 bond.

Police reported that, upon arrival to the Hapilopper City Jail, Chester was tested for a number of psychostimulants, but the results of those tests were not available as of press time.

The incident severely impacted operations at Hapilopper City International Airport on Tuesday, one of the busiest travel days for the airport all year, as international guests were leaving the city following Sunday’s Super Skychief 500 NSSCRA race.

Dawn Alexander, general manager of Hapilopper City International Airport, estimated that around 650,000 passengers would travel through HCIA on Tuesday. Many flights both in and out of HCIA were delayed as both the Conyers City Police and security cleaned up and investigated the disturbance.
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Postby The French Army » Mon Apr 25, 2022 11:29 am

Andre Massena didn't finish the Super Skychief 500 because of mechanical problems. Mike Green said Massena had messed up the car because he was clumsy shifting gears, Massena said he had not done anything out of the ordinary and Green should not make the car so finicky, and they argued about it a bit. Compared to some of the other drama this weekend, it wasn't much of an argument. Massena closed the door behind him before letting Green have it, and unless you were eavesdropping with your ear to the door, you wouldn't have really noticed that anything was going on.

Meanwhile Sage Caldwell, usually a calm and laid back driver, had gotten in a fist fight with Yageny Qabaliq because Yageny had caused him some trouble during the race.

And Jean Lannes had made the rather questionable decision to walk up behind Lam Chow-Cheung, casually slap them across the back of the head, and tease them about their recent expressions of pride, saying, "Where's your bathrobe, Princess Lamb Chow?"

He laughed at Lam's startled reaction and added, "What's the matter? Are you afraid we're going to send you to the guillotine for being a freak? Haha, what a coward!"

Murat had seen the whole thing, but he wasn't troubled by it. They laughed again and began to saunter away, making more derisive comments as they went. When they had gone a couple of steps, Murat said jokingly, "You should be careful Lannes. If you keep acting like that they will put you on Meme Watch."

Lannes looked confused. "What's Meme Watch?"

The whole incident was caught on camera, and it wasn't long before someone posted it online.

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Postby Kimi-Suomi » Mon Apr 25, 2022 12:39 pm

Kello tikittää, ja he saattoivat varmasti tuntea sen. For Kaarina Salo, her debut season in NSSCRA's Everlong Contenders Series had blown by so quickly and while she would have 11 more races before things truly rapped up (just under halfway, mind you), there was only 1 race to go before the real drama of the season got underway - Pudotuspelit. The Playoffs. The race winners from the first 16 plus any next best drivers to fill the gaps will duke it out in a 16-way duel for the Everlong Crown...a process they also use in the elusive Cup Series. As she watched Lam come home in 18th and Karvonen in 25th, she pondered her own position in the Toinentaso and the fact that could well rear its head after Saturday in Jalton.

There was a very good chance that while #7 makes it into the Chase, #07 may not. Her teammate, Ilmari Pëkannen, has been the more consistent of the two across the season and sits in 12th compared to her 19th, currently making it into the Top 16 unless he DNFs out in Jalton next week. Kaarina isn't going to make it in on points alone, she's too far back for that, so like so many across the grid, the only way she'll make it in will be via winning her and HM's first race in the NSSCRA. It seemed too far out of reach for Salo to do just that...but älä koskaan sano ei koskaan, eikö?

Now earlier this season, if you would've told Kaarina that this would be the case heading into the race in Jalton, then she would've been visibly distraught. Angry, pissed even. Ilmari beating that far ahead would've been unacceptable to her, a disgrace and a blemish on her very soul. She would've rejected the concept as an entirety and would've wanted to rub away the inevitable look of smugness on his face away from her mind before she snapped and did something she would certainly regret. But now...it wasn't like that at all. Sure, she was annoyed to be behind Ilmari...but enough to want to punch him in the face. She now saw that as too cruel for someone like him...someone who just wanted to be themselves. Eavesdropping on that phone call he had with his father, Jyri, changed things and it changed them big time...Salo trying to act more respectful to her teammate and Ilmari seemingly doing the same on his end for unrelated reasons. Sota on jäähtynyt.

But that didn't mean this process was complete. She needed to talk to Ilmari...not with a sentence, but with many because she needed him to realise that she understood what he was going through above all else...plus, it would give her a great opportunity to figure out why he has changed tact over the past few weeks, even though she had her suspicions as to why. She would get her chance after the debrief to set the plan in motion...in a lonely part of the paddock here in Hap City.

KS: Hei Ilmari, voitko hyvin?
IP: Joo...kai.
KS: What's the matter? C'mon Ilmari, you can tell me.
IP: I...guess it's just the stress, you know? About maybe making the Chase. It would be a big deal to someone like me, to see a driver flying sinisestä rististä in a battle for an NSSCRA title...and that driver being myself. I wanted to make the Chase when this season started, I'm sure you wanted the same, but...now that I'm this close to getting in, it's starting to feel a bit...todellinen, tiedätkö? It's starting to feel real that I could be in contention for the Everlong crown and...the gravity is starting to weigh down on me, you know? Can you understand, Kaarina?
KS: Of course, Ilmari...it's only natural to feel that the pressure is on you in this business. I've felt the same across this season but now, not as much.
IP: Mikä muuttui? If you don't mind me asking, of course.
KS: Well...to be frank, it was you.
IP: ...What do you mean?
KS: Sinä muuttuit, Ilmari. You really did. We used to be at each other's throats, in a rivalry and war for domination that could go on until the end of time itself but...you calmed down. I don't know why, but you did. And so, I did the same.
IP: Vau...was I really that different from...no, I said too much.
KS: No...you did not. You had changed Ilmari, and I saw it with my own eyes. And...I can understand why...maybe more than you realise.
IP: Ok...what do you mean?
KS: Ok, Ilmari...I would like to apologise in advance for what I am about to say. I don't know if you will be angry with me after this, I'd imagine you would, but...I feel that if you knew then...everything would make more sense.
IP: You apologising is...weirding me out, but go ahead.
KS: Ok...it was...in Kota Nibabalu...you know, Oontazin Sulttaanikunta. It was post-race and I...made it back to Päämaja and...I...overheard you...talking with your father, Jyri.
IP: How...much did you hear?
KS: Tarpeeksi. Enough to understand...everything.
IP: ............I see. I........I see...I.....I'm sorry, OK?! I.....I'm so sorry.....
KS: No, Ilmari...this isn't your fault. Don't make it out to be your fault...it's Jyri's, not Ilmari's.
IP: But I...still followed his order? I still treated you like a fucking shithead for weeks, practically bearing down on you with as much contempt and vileness as an exterminator to a rat. And it was wrong...so, so wrong.
KS: But you realised that...didn't you? You realised that, not Jyri...
IP: Yes...but it was through him that I started to question. I had a call with him after a race early in the season, Wollongmattan Lahti I think, and I got a call that was...similar to the one you heard. That made me start to wonder why he wanted me to psyche you out and why that should be the main focus of my first year and not...trying to reach the Chase. What you heard was...his response to me questioning his way of thinking. It was after I stormed out that I...decided that keeping it his way wasn't going to be best for me and so...I am currently living two careers. I tell my father that I am treating you like crap...when in reality, I am not. It hurts to lie to him but...I have to, you know?
KS: Yeah...I can get that. So...mitä olemme nyt? Are we still...rivals or not?
IP: What do you think Kaarina?
KS: .....Aselepo?
IP: Aselepo. I'll see you around.
KS: Same here, jackass.
IP: Hahaha...that's the Salo I know.



And there they were, feeling...great actually. Fabulous, almost. And in this bliss, they...felt weird too. This may be a simple day in Jalton, but today was going to be a big day for Lam Chow-Cheung...but why?

Let's start back at the beginning...back in Hapilopper City and the Super Skychief 500, a race Lam started up in 8th but would end up finishing in 18th. It was certainly a little bit tough out there for #38, the chaotic nature of Hap City Raceway certainly befitting of a nation such as Hapilopper but certainly a track that Lam struggled with against drivers committed to winning it all. Simple as that, they couldn't do much and while P18 is certainly fine...they exited their car wondering if they could've done more.

But that, in effect, is the best mindset to have in a sport such as this - "I did well, but I can still improve". The quiet confidence was now flowing through their veins, the facts that LCC was a future racing star and that they were good enough to actually compete one day were certainly hitting home now. Lam Chow-Cheung can be a good driver and they certainly knew that now, even if basically everyone at HM and JR and even in the media in both TJUN-ia and Kimi-Suomi. The fans here in Hap City were certainly behind their back, which Lam certainly took to heart throughout the many days here in the Dominion, and that certainly made them take stock of where they were entering Jalton. 27th in the overall standings, they know that they won't make the Chase 16 unless something miraculous happens in Saint Kanye, but that was the never the goal - development is above all and in this regard, Lam certainly has developed in a big way, both on and off the track.

But that didn't mean that everyone agreed with what the mask-wearing non-binary TJUN-ian from Tiankong (TJUN-ia's answer to Hong Kong) stood for. One of those who didn't, as would become evident in a now much-publicised incident after the race, would be French Army General Jean Lannes, who didn't even make the Skychief this weekend. Now, Lam could understand why someone like Lannes wouldn't approve of LCC - he came from a different time, one where gender norms and what was expected of men were very strict and still instilled by Catholic doctrine - especially in France. Sure, men did wear makeup back in those days but that was just normal back then - everything else Lam stood for, the concept of an in-between of both masculinity and femininity, would have been seen as abhorrent back in Paris and clearly, Lannes followed that same viewpoint.

But that still didn't mean what happened didn't hurt, both physically and mentally of course. One moment, they were walking down the paddock and the next thing they knew, they felt a whack at the back of their head. They turned to see Lannes with a smug look upon le visage français and then they just said some rude things that just weren't nice at all. "Where's your bathrobe, Princess Lamb Chow?", in relation to the genderfluid-coloured Beizi they wore at the HNE Half Mile, "What's the matter? Are you afraid we're going to send you to the guillotine for being a freak? Haha, what a coward!" Then Joachim Murat came along and added a bit of fuel to the fire before they both left, laughing at the #38 driver as if they were a joke. Of course, they told Daniel Marx about it all, but unlike what happened in Brisbane, Lam didn't want to push it any further with the Frenchmen. They did want to get the swords branded against them and Lam felt that it wasn't a battle weren't fighting - they were from a different time, a time very much different to the usual hive of modernity off the track in Hap City.

And speaking of off the track, today they were out and about on the streets of Jalton on the week of the Pencurve Electronics 500...without the mask. Wearing clothes some may consider "Yeezie": blue jeans, a bold white and blue t-shirt depicting a wave, a purple and green jacket and a pair of red sunglasses that can be used as a supplement to the mask, just in case. It certainly wasn't something they would usually wear outside of the race suit, the bodysuits and the gender-neutral style that defines them, but this outfit was as close to their style as they could find that they would be comfortable wearing - bold, lots of colours and, with the red and yellow sparkly eye shadow they opted to wear, a bit of pizazz that induced a silent wink and a smile.

When they first saw themselves in the mirror, they couldn't believe they were the same person that wore a mask all the time and his in the shadows. They tested out a wink and a smile and found themselves feeling joyous in how they looked without the mask for the first time since...well, since the very bad time. It felt strange to see them so naked...yet also liberating at the same time. Marx didn't even recognise LCC at first and they had to tell him that "It's me, Lam", the shock on his face was something that would certainly stick with them throughout the rest of that day. Once they confirmed who they were at the hotel desk (they had arrived in the mask, of course, only a few days prior), they were out in Jalton town...and they certainly made the most of it.

They spent that morning exploring the host city of the Regular Season Finale, a place that perfectly embodied the spirit and general vibe of the land of the Yeezies known as Saint Kanye. Jalton was certainly a magical place, one where people of many ideals can come together and have a good time, and Lam certainly felt like one of the locals despite the flamboyant dress code. Some took notice of just how colourful this Chinese person really was, a few deciding to take photos, but for the first time in a long time...Lam didn't care. They were absolutely slaying the streets of Jalton with a flick of the wrist and a hop in their step and here, right there and then, Lam felt truly alive. Free. Liberated.

But there was still business to address in the sunshine of Jalton and that involved their final stop of this tour...a sidewalk cafe, where Kai Qiang would be waiting. Lam knew this meetup with Kai, the first since that day in Brisbane, could get nervy and could get a bit uncomfortable...but if they entered the scene in a happy mood, then the sky was the limit. They knew they had to tread their words carefully with the one who got them through a lot back home, obviously avoiding a Tsunopin-like devotion towards the NSSCRA 8 Champion...but still treat him with some sort of respect, even after what happened in Sword Island not that long ago. What Qiang did, as scary as it was, woke Lam up to what they had to prove to themself...and now, they would take on this chat with enough confidence to not act like an idiot in front of the Sherpa.

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Postby Saint Kanye » Tue Apr 26, 2022 7:57 am

And now, the moment every Yeezie racing fan have been waiting for. Three days, three different racing series, three regular season finales, all at one venue - the Jalton Superspeedway in the bright and bustling city of, well, Jalton. On Friday, it's Atlantian Oceania Competitive Auto Racing time, as the second annual Coleman & Thorne 400 takes place. Saturday will see the NSSCRA Everlong Contenders Series take to the track for the second edition of the GGtech 450 (third if you include two seasons ago, when it was fifty miles shorter), while Sunday is reserved for the biggest spectacle of them all - the seventh running of the NSSCRA Multiversal Cup Series' Pencurve Electronics 500.

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Let's take a look at how the St. Kanye-based drivers and teams are doing as they head into the Jalton race weekend, starting with Gale Force Racing's AOCAR branch. Jill Singletary currently sits 19th in points with zero wins, and would need nothing short of a miracle in order to claim a playoff spot. Way above her are Gavin Ogden in fifth and Glen Reid leading the driver standings, but neither of them have won a points race this season either. Needless to say, they will all be hoping for the "home track advantage" to give them a big boost. Compare with Skip Stiller Speedworks, who have been tearing up the Everlong with five wins among its three members. Defending champion Daryl Calhoun and newcomer Lexi Patterson have two each, while points leader Pyotr Lavrentiev has one.

On the Cup side of things, there's Direwolf Auto Team, which while based in New Northwesteros is composed of a pair of Yeezie drivers. Ricky Lee leads all unchartered drivers at 30th in points, making a strong case for inclusion in the next charter shuffle after being unjustly (in his words) snubbed during the midway point of the regular season. Sage Caldwell is 22nd and in desperation mode - last week's Super Skychief 500 in Hapilopper City ended in him crashing out and later giving Yageny Qabaliq, the driver responsible, a punch to the stomach. Finally, we have GFR's Multiversal branch. Thea Alvarez and the power couple of Stacie Houston and Jeremiah Brooke all have won, and thus reserved their seat in the Chase. Joining them for the Pencurve are R&D driver Ilya Tsunopin and his close friend Swell Kirby, who will also be his teammate in their own GFR-backed team next season. (Swell's brother and third team member, Curtis, will make his debut later in the season, at the Kardashia Chadwick Dealers 400 in, you guessed it, Kardashia.)

In true GFR fashion, Jeremiah, Stacie, Thea, Ilya and Swell will all have special paint schemes on their cars. The main trio will run "fauxbacks" (inspired not by any existing scheme, but by old school designs in general), Ilya's main sponsor will be men's hygiene brand Mayhem's Dark Desire line, while Swell (and later Curtis) will be repping their alma mater, the Upper Westside University in Kardashia.

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Several companies, including the title sponsors, have also announced the bonuses to be given to the best finishers of the three events. Note that these are on top of the existing race winnings.

Pencurve will give out:

NS$1,000,000 (ℂ500,000) to the winner and the regular season champion (Pencurve 500)
NS$800,000 (ℂ400,000) to the winner and the regular season champion (GGtech 450)

NS$500,000 (ℂ250,000) to second place (Pencurve 500)
NS$400,000 (ℂ200,000) to second place (GGtech 450)

NS$250,000 (ℂ125,000) to third place (Pencurve 500)
NS$200,000 (ℂ100,000) to third place (GGtech 450)

NS$125,000 (ℂ62,500) to fourth and fifth place (Pencurve 500)
NS$100,000 (ℂ50,000) to fourth and fifth place (GGtech 450)

NS$62,500 (ℂ31,250) to sixth through tenth place (Pencurve 500)
NS$50,000 (ℂ25,000) to sixth through tenth place (GGtech 450)

NS$25,000 (ℂ12,500) to eleventh through twentieth place (Pencurve 500)

NS$25,000 (ℂ12,500) to the top Yeezie driver (Pencurve 500)
NS$20,000 (ℂ10,000) to the top Yeezie driver (GGtech 450)

NS$25,000 (ℂ12,500) to the polesitter (Pencurve 500)
NS$20,000 (ℂ10,000) to the polesitter (GGtech 450)

NS$25,000 (ℂ12,500) to the top rookie (Pencurve 500)

NS$25,000 (ℂ12,500) to the top unchartered driver (Pencurve 500)

NS$25,000 (ℂ12,500) to the highest climber (qualifying vs. end of race) (Pencurve 500)

Pencurve SX17 laptop, Pencurve Apex VII Noire Edition smartphone and GGtech GG450 Mk. II gaming headset to all mentioned

Pencurve Penny virtual assistant to every racer making an attempt (yes, including DNQs)




Coleman & Thorne will give out:

NS$500,000 (ℂ250,000) to the winner and the regular season champion (C&T 400)
NS$250,000 (ℂ125,000) to the winner and the regular season champion (Pencurve 500)

NS$400,000 (ℂ200,000) to second place (C&T 400)
NS$300,000 (ℂ150,000) to third place (C&T 400)
NS$200,000 (ℂ100,000) to fourth place (C&T 400)
NS$100,000 (ℂ50,000) to fifth place (C&T 400)
NS$50,000 (ℂ25,000) to sixth through tenth place (C&T 400)

NS$50,000 (ℂ25,000) to the top Yeezie driver (C&T 400)
NS$25,000 (ℂ12,500) to the top Yeezie driver (Pencurve 500)

NS$50,000 (ℂ25,000) to the polesitter (C&T 400)

Vylet will give out:

18 months free VyFlix, 18 months free VyTunes Premium, NS$20,000 (ℂ10,000) in VyPlay wallet to top five (Pencurve 500, GGtech 450, and C&T 400)
12 months free VyFlix, 12 months free VyTunes Premium, NS$15,000 (ℂ7,500) in VyPlay wallet to sixth through tenth place (Pencurve 500 and GGtech 450)
6 months free VyFlix, 6 months free VyTunes Premium, NS$10,000 (ℂ5,000) in VyPlay wallet to eleventh through fifteenth place (Pencurve 500 only)




Blood Moon Beer will give out:

(Pencurve 500, GGtech 450, and C&T 400)
50 12-packs of Blood Moon Beer to every racer making an attempt (yes, including DNQs)





Charisma Cosmetics will give out:

10 gift bags to every racer making an attempt (yes, including the men)




Mayhem will give out:

10 gift bags to every racer making an attempt (yes, including the women)
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Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II, VI (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19

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Postby Saint Kanye » Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:08 am

The Thursday before the races was Media Day, with three different sessions for AOCAR, NECS and then NMCS drivers. Here are some of the questions that SKYNET Sports reporters have prepared for some of the Cup drivers, especially the Chasers (other members of the press were also invited to ask their own questions, of course):

Jenna Logan - This is your second season driving for Team Tropicorp. How does it compare with your time in Team Cassadaigua? Better, worse? If they return next season and offer you a seat, are you willing to accept it?

Chris Holmes - Your NSSCRA career thus far, while relatively short, had been very eventful. You've risen and fallen, been fired from Team Blue, rehired by Team Blue, turned your life around, and now you're a father (congrats, by the way). If you had a chance to do it all over again, would you?

Alfonso Mercado - You won your first race early in the season, and are now heading to your first Chase. Any expectations? Is the pressure real?

Drake Stevenson - We've heard about your recent breakup with Taylor Henderson. How would it affect your performance and hers at the track, now that you're exes instead of a couple?

Wilma von Cärinthen - GFR has Jeremiah Brooke. Team Blue has Drake Stevenson. UrGa had Guillermo Archer, but now he's gone, and now you're in the role of the "team leader" like those other drivers we've mentioned. How are you feeling about this?

Drivers not yet locked into the Chase - Why do you deserve one of the two remaining Chase spots?

Rookies - What are your opinions on how your first NSSCRA season has gone so far? Is it any different from what you're used to? If so, how?

The Valentians - You were part of the news once again, this time over the recent Big Ass Bash/Water Festival conflict. While it has been all but resolved now, how do you plan to prevent such a thing from happening again in the seasons to come?

Ilya Tsunopin - You write a lot of stories about other drivers finding love at the garage. But what about you yourself? Have you?
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Gale Force Racing (NSSCRA Main Tier)
18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II, VI (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
World Bowl 42 (Gridiron)
NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

Bronze:
IBC 19

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!


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Postby Garden at 6th Mile Road » Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:15 am

The Gardeners – Race 14 – Multiversal: Sharpe's Battleship 250, The HNE Half Mile, Hapilopper City, Hapilopper (Short Track - DIRT TRACK); Everlong: Preston Tough Trucks 200, The HNE Half Mile, Hapilopper City, Hapilopper (Short Track - DIRT TRACK)

For the rest of the Valentians, they have been scrambling left and right, only after with Valentijn realising that she has caused the cancellation of the Big Ass Bash at the Hapilopper City. For Holly, however, while she felt for and understood the plight and lament that Valentijn was getting herself into, it was not exactly one about her concern, not with the way she isolated herself from the rest of the world for the most parts. That, of course, did not mean that she was able to perform the very best at the race in Hapilopper City, not with the short dirt track that she was presented with. On the simulations that she has tried and played with, it was relatively simple – a lot of dirt and dust and everything else would be stirred up and caused a lot of obscurity to the drivers, but it was something that she could shrug off. On the track, however, things were certainly a lot different. Being unable to control her own car, as well as with the cloud of dust and the crowd of cars, she decided that enough was enough, and that she was not going to drive long enough to hit anyone by accident. Finding a safe distance and a clearing away from the rest of the drivers, Holly then slowed down and then simply left her car, radioing in to her crew. "I am so sorry, guys. I am not able to do this, not in these conditions and the course. I just, I just don’t want to hurt anyone, that's all."

The rest of the race, she simply watched from the sidelines, perhaps cheering for the Valentians while trying her best not to pay attention to any of the camera crew or the reporters who might be itching to ask her a few questions. She did not crash in a spectacular way or knocked anyone out, so that was already going to be less of a drama than it is, which is exactly what she was going for. With little to nothing for others to go for, Holly took a reclining seat and positioned it right beside her crew, perhaps a little apologetic but also just not wanting to deal with the pain of racing on a track that was more or less uncontrollable. She wasn't that worried about the race in the first place – after all, she doesn't have a lot of commitments and stakes involved in it. It was not to say that she was carefree, since she already got herself a podium finish beforehand; it was just something that she would not bother herself too much with, and when the risks and problems get a little too much for her, she would just give up. Still, this might have been the very first time that she did that. As Clarissa went past the finish line placing 2nd, it was time for the Valentians to reel it in, though the obvious happened – the one where they realised that they have accidentally cancelled the Big Ass Bash. Valentijn took the blunt of it all, fairly because she was the one who invited the others for the event. Holly quietly walked off, with Gwen following up and walking towards her, "Heyyy, Holly! Ahh," she started before trailing off immediately, "Sorry your race today didn't go so well. I know you just left from what I have saw but wow, must have been quite a decision." Holly simply nodded shyly, and then trying to hold Gwen's hands, "Yes, I know. I couldn't do it, it was a bit too rough out there. I cannot wait for the next event though! The Berman?"

"Oh yes, that!" Gwen exclaimed, sharing the same amount of excitement as Holly. The news came to them a while back before the race in Hapilopper, perhaps before the whole total screw-up has happened. Handful of Valentians joined the Berman Bros. Classic race – Clarissa, Gwen, Valentijn, Marcus, and Holly herself. Out of the five, Clarissa got knocked out fairly quickly, while Holly and Gwen made it all the way to the finals, and Valentijn and Marcus, the two friends, made it only to the Consolation Race and did not manage to get high enough to advance to A-Main. Come the final results, it was a surprise perhaps for Valentians and everyone else involved as they saw Holly placing 6th, right in front of one Ashley Milton from Hapilopper City who is in a #55 car as well. The #55H (Holly) and #55 – the 2 #55s – were in 6th and 7th respectively with Gwen ending up at 12th, out of the starting line-up of 30 cars. "I know she could do it!" Gwen remarked on her teammate and nation-mate, "I mean, she already showed her prowess on that race where she got a podium finish. I do feel bad about her DNFing, but again, she made it!"

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Congrats 2 u & Angela on d birth of lil Zachary Rinzi. D future of d sport is in safe hands w/ all d new kids coming n2 d world


#NSSCRA : #HelloZacharyRinzi


To many people, Guillermo Archer must seem like a walking contradiction. It was no secret that he wasn’t afraid to both speak his mind and stick his nose in places where it didn’t belong. Throughout his racing career, he had done a lot of things that had earned him the ire of both his fellow drivers and the viewing public. Up until the last season of his racing career, Archer had pursued controversy. Or it might have been the other way around. What was undeniable though was that Archer and controversy went almost hand in hand. One couldn’t exist without the other and all that jazz. But what people also couldn’t deny about Archer was that he was very much a family man. Nothing was more important to Gil Archer than his family, and he made sure that people knew that. It had gotten to the point where Archer went into a twii.tur war with a Hodoran blogging site over what he saw or interpreted as their desire to see his son William crash into a wall after the honestly distasteful “They Crash, You Win!” promo managed to make its way into the WGPC circuit thanks to Hapilopper getting a date on the calendar. At least he didn’t see any point in extending that feud beyond the 18th season of WGPC.

But when Archer wasn’t busy stirring up the pot on social media, he was usually one of the first ones to congratulate fellow drivers on their engagements, marriages, or the birth of their children. Thus it was no surprise to many people that Archer was one of the first to congratulate Chris Holmes on the birth of his first child, Zachary Rinzi Holmes. Archer and Holmes hadn't always seen eye to eye on or off the track, but then again few people could really claim to be able to do that. That didn't stop Gil from wishing nothing but the best for Chris and his newborn son. Gil truly believed that having a family was one of the greatest things, if not the greatest thing, that could happen to a person. Yes, even Kai Qiang and his two wives and their kids. Gil had long accepted that he was never going to understand Qiang and Tsering Chu and Mendok’s polygamous arrangement, and he was still miffed at Qiang for not playing along with his mind games, but like everyone else, Gil wished nothing but good health and long life to Qiang’s kids Kami and Sima.

And Gil also genuinely believed that he was witnessing the next generation of NSSCRA drivers, what with all the children being born to the current grid. There was of course Zachary Rinzi Holmes, and then last year Jeremiah and Stacie's kid Jericho Houston-Brooke. And, closer to home, Leo Baxter was already beginning to boast about his son Leo Junior's growing interest in his daddy's car collection. Even Gil’s younger son Allen was beginning to pay more attention to both ARTS and NSSCRA races when they were on TV. Of course, it was very much possible that none of the aforementioned kids would actually want to become a stock car driver and join NSSCRA though. At least that was how Gil was raising his children. He let them watch the races, but he didn’t try to force the idea that they should follow his footsteps and become racers themselves. His eldest son William would eventually end up becoming a driver, but for open-wheelers, and Gil was all right with William’s decision. If that was what William wanted to do then Gil knew that he was in no position to get in his son’s way. And the signs were there that Allen could be on the same path as Gil himself. Again, Gil wasn’t going to force anything on Allen, but if the kid wanted to become a racer too…

But as it turned out, NSSCRA wouldn't leave Hapilopper without one more surprise, and that surprise was the announcement that Drake Stevenson and Taylor Henderson had broken up. Gil was actually saddened when he learned about it as he was rooting for the Drendo pairing (as it had been called before they separated) to stick together through all of their troubles. Then again, Gil was always rooting for the couples on the grid to stick together. He was that kind of outdated romantic. And, for some reason, he wanted to have a little chat with Drake about this. Or just about anything else in general, if Drake wasn't in the mood to talk about Hendo. So a few days before the NSSCRA circus arrived at Jalton for the final race of the regular season, Gil sent out a tweet asking Drake if he wanted to chat over some drinks.

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Sorry 2 hear abt u & @THendo73. Wanna talk abt it in Jalton? Or talk abt anything u want. U pick d place & I pay


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At some point, Rustam Yudin knew that he was going to have to pick up the slack for UrGa and start challenging for wins and supporting his new teammate Wilma von Cärinthen, but so far it seemed as if the team was still content to let him do his own thing out on track. This was his first full season back in the Multiversal Series after all, his first season in a car that could be described as competitive. As such, he had been allowed to get away with some stuff that would have put him under a microscope had he done it in the Everlong Series. But so far, he hadn't gotten himself into too much trouble, his crash at Adelaide with Liangmei Li notwithstanding. But that had come to an end here in Hapilopper City, as Rustam was hooked by Chris Gordon and sent into the wall, thus ending both of their races earlier than they both would have wanted.

Perhaps it was the fact that Rustam was distracted. He was distracted by the prospect of reuniting with his Ceroatian friends Taras Lakrov and Pyotr Lavrentiev in Jalton. The three of them had always wanted to see that famous Kanyean city of dazzling purple and lime neon lights as soon as they joined NSSCRA, but that dream had fallen apart when the government funding dried up and their team Motorsports Ceroat had been forced to pull out of the competition. All three of them had gone their separate ways since, and only recently were the three of them able to get back in contact with each other again. Last season, when Taras had resurfaced, he had said that he was going to see Rustam and Pyotr in Jalton, but he had been forced to cancel that trip to Saint Kanye after he had caught the flu just a few days before he was supposed to go to Jalton. But this season, Taras had promised that he was going to make it to Jalton no matter what. "I'm going to be taking the necessary health precautions to make sure that I'm actually healthy enough to go," Taras had joked in their last video conversation with him. "But seriously, I expect you boys to make it to Jalton unharmed. So be careful out there on the track, okay?"

Well, Rustam hadn't been able to do that last bit. He certainly tried, but as soon as he felt the grip leave his rear tires thanks to Chris Gordon's attempt at a bump and run and the outside wall rushed to meet him and his car, Rustam knew that the jig was up. That was the end of his Super Skychief 500, not that he had been doing particularly well in the second half of the race. The impact with the wall certainly knocked the wind out of him, but Rustam was quick to pull down the netting on the window to confirm to everyone that he was still okay and unhurt. Within minutes of the arrival of the paramedics, Rustam had slid out of his car and had received the required medical attention on the track. Once the medics were done with him and had moved on to Gordon, Rustam walked up to the other driver involved in the wreck. Some of the paramedics and nurses braced themselves for the possibility that they would have to break up a fight, but a fight was the last thing in Rustam's mind at the moment. He held out his hand and put it on Chris Gordon's shoulder, and Rustam said, "I'm sorry that you crashed on your son's birthday." Gordon gave Rustam a weird look, a look of confusion and noncomprehension.

“Hey, what did you just say to the other guy?” one of Rustam’s pit crew asked him once he had returned to the garage.

“I told him that I was sorry that he crashed on the day that his son was born,” Rustam replied. “Why? Is there anything wrong with what I said?”

“No, not really, but…” the crewman trailed off. “That was the wrong Chris, man.”

“Huh? What are you talking about?”

"The guy who crashed into you is Chris Gordon," the crewman told Rustam. "The guy you're thinking of is Chris Holmes. You got the wrong guy."

"Wait, what? Really?" Rustam scratched his head as he tried to reconcile this fact with his actions earlier in the day. “Really?” he repeated.

“Really, man,” the crewman nodded. “At least it was an understandable mistake. They’ve got the same first names. It’s not like you went to Caldwell or Massena or Qabaliq or Tsunopin and congratulated them about their kid.”

"Huh," Rustam muttered again. It now made sense to him. He now understood why Chris Gordon had looked so confused when Rustam had apologized to the other driver. It had seemed weird to Rustam at the time that Chris Gordon did not appreciate the sentiment about his child witnessing his own father crashing out of his first ever race. As it turned out, it was Chris Holmes who had had a newborn son, and not Gordon. Oh well. It was just a mixup, a misunderstanding. Rustam wasn’t going to lose too much sleep over having consoled Gordon for the “wrong” reasons. He still had that reunion in Jalton to look forward to anyway.



The man known to the Internet only as “Ren Mazenoda” had to admit that he was finding it funny that people were losing their minds trying to figure out who he was. He hadn’t expected his popularity to blow up all of a sudden when he posted that story about the Princess of the Paddock. He was also having fun looking at all the wrong guesses people were making. Many people were thinking that he was actually just an alt of Ilya Tsunopin, using the Mazenoda username to try to branch out into more PG-friendly works. Others thought that he was a driver currently on the grid. Most people seemed to think that he was actually Koshiro Kawai, with the reasoning that both Kawai and Mazenoda had Ajian names. Ren had to laugh at that one. Even Jeremiah Brooke seemed to think that Kawai and Mazenoda were one and the same, at least according to the Yeezie driver’s radio comms. And then there were those who thought that Mazenoda was really Ricky Lee, inspired by The One Hundred Thousand Love Lives of Ricky Lee to finally declare his love for one of the female drivers on the grid. They were all so far off the mark that Ren almost felt sympathetic for them. Almost.

Ren Mazenoda was busy putting the finishing touches to the second chapter of Princess. It had taken him some time to write this second chapter because of everything else that had happened in NSSCRA since then, and also because he was trying to find the perfect song to describe his continuing admiration, adoration, and attraction to his Princess. He had also been inspired by the rumors that he’d heard about interactions between Thea Alvarez, Lam Chow-Cheung, and Ilya Tsunopin. Ren’s mind had just exploded with ideas and possibilities when he had heard about those three, and he could definitely see the potential love triangle forming between them. Ren had had to write down all of those ideas lest he forget about them and he find himself staring at a massive wall of writer’s block. But, now that his inspiration for those tales had been exhausted, he could now focus on the Princess story.

Ren saved the document one last time on his laptop, and then he uploaded the file onto Archive 4 The Fans and clicked PUBLISH NEW CHAPTER. Mazenoda then sat back and waited for the update to appear on the website and for his followers to post their reviews, comments, and reactions. Right on cue, a new review popped up on the page.

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It’s exactly how I imagined this would go. I love it Ren! Keep up the good work!

"Of course you're gonna like it, man," Ren said to himself. "You all asked for it."

And then, right at that moment, the door to Mazenoda's room opened, and the person who had opened the door said, "So it's you!"
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Postby Valentine Z » Tue Apr 26, 2022 10:54 am

The Valentians – Race 15 – Multiversal: Super Skychief 500, Hapilopper City Raceway, Hapilopper (Speedway); Everlong: Everlong 300, Hapilopper City Raceway, Hapilopper (Speedway)

Foresittend Marcus Alan Ariel Maximillian “Unendlichkeit Jäger” Swifty Felix Maverick Prometheus Revlin Lynx Artyom Lichtenstein Baptiste C. Talon Haydn Lincoln Taal Reynolds Fang Wu Ying thought today would be just yet another race – get placed 15th in Qualifications, finish average, or maybe get a Top 10. A routine race in Hapilopper was what he expected. As he got out of 15th, he would slowly push his way towards the front lines, Valentijn right in front of him this time. "Marcus, how are you holding up?" Valentijn asked through the radio, her voice confident. "Doing great, actually! Gaining a few more places, I think we can go and pit together later and then push together again. Might work this time." Valentijn acknowledged and nodded to herself, with the two making a few more laps before going into the pits and repeating this for a while before they hit their last few laps of the race.

Fast forward to the last lap of the race, it would be Marcus who would be leading the pack, with Valentijn right behind him. However, the latter would have a bit of trouble with one Alice Jepkosgei from TJUN-ia, with Valentijn at 3rd after losing out to the small skirmish. "You're on your own now!" Valentijn exclaimed into the radio, warning her friend that she was no longer behind her, "Alice is behind you, you got this! Good luck, man!" With a quiet nod of his own, Marcus gently stepped harder onto the accelerator, slowly turning and making his way to the finish line. He got a slightly more comfortable lead in front of Alice, so he wasn't that worried about getting tackled; it was just the matter of making sure that he did not fumble at the very last second and losing it all. As he approached the finish line, it was a clear victory for him, so long as there was no one behind him doing anything funny. And that day, for the history books, none of them did. Marcus did it, as everyone saw it – he went past the finish line first. The crowd went crazy, especially considering the strings of events with the Valentians that lead to Big Ass Party getting canned. Valentijn was shouting her heart out in the car, her voice filled with excitement and joyous. "You did it! Woo-hoo! Go on, do a victory lap!" And so Marcus did, swaying left and right around the speedway then going back to the finish line and getting out of the car. Still in his suit of armour – the one that he chose to wear over the typical firesuit, he then walked up towards Valentijn and then towards the podium, gently pushing away the cameras and news reporters and journalists all over the place. "Congratulations, Valentians!" was more or less something that was commonly heard, followed by every cheers and congratulatory messages drowning each other like raging sea.

Marcus stood behind the podium, one foot up the first place platform, as he was afraid of breaking the podium from the sheer weight of his living armour. Valentijn stood on the third position spot, then Alice on the second. The three congratulated each other and cheered for one another, with Marcus and Valentijn giving each other a fist bump and then the handshake. The living armour gave a low hum of its own, cheering and congratulating Marcus. "Very nicely done," they communicated with him telepathically, "We never expected this day to come, but here we are. Perhaps there will be more to come?" Marcus simply shrugged, and then projected back his thought back, "I mean, we will have to see, I suppose. Anything can happen on the next few races. But hey, let's just enjoy this for now! And congratulate and pat Valentijn a bit too, she did amazing today as well!" And that was it for the Everlong.

Anastasia “De Sierlijke en Vrij High Valkyrie ov Valentine Z” Freya Valentina Ada. Jolin Annelijn Caitlin Trijntje Crystal Clarice Constance Judy Voi. D. Nexitros Annile Teresa Thida Myat Yadana Aye made her own story in the scene of the main Multiversal race. Until this very race, her along with Clarissa and Gwen (and to extension, the Gardeners) have not won a single race, and it was getting worrying. With the second race at Hapilopper being the 15th race of the season, they only have these two races to get those winning finishes before they have a possibility of getting eliminated from the Chase / Top 16. This was especially bad for Anastasia, since NSSCRA 10 had her winning 5 races and then ending up as the Champion of the season. And yet, here she is so far, being unable to break though the bubble that is 1st. Of course, all of that changed today when she placed 4th in the qualifications. Normally, the Valentians would not care so much about the qualifications anymore, since the opposite effects have happened way too many times before. For instance, a good qualification that ended up badly for a Valentian, while a bad one would give them a chance to be in Top 10, or perhaps even winning the race. For Anastasia, however, she was on a mission. Throughout the entire race, she knew that she had something entirely when she was 1st for the first few segments. Even with the pitstop, she only dropped as far as 5th before going back to 4th, 3rd, 2nd, and then back to first. For Anastasia, this was going to be more than just yet another race; for her, this is going to be the first race where a Valentian won the race in Multiversal. As other news outlets have written and published after the race, the Hapilopper City Raceway was the one for the Valentians – first Marcus at Everlong, then Anastasia at Multiversal.

She held her trophy high up in the air, her golden hair shining against the sunset. She was going to eat heavily and nicely tonight, perhaps even spoiling herself a little bit to eat from Lhotse Love back in Valentine Z. "Well, I could use a bit of good food tonight, haha! I am thinking Lhotse Love, some fried food, yeah! I would also like to thank everyone for this amazing and challenging race, and Tsering Chu and Thea Alvarez for their amazing performance! You guys did amazing today as well!" An hour passed, with the Valentians slowly making their way back into the dropship. The problems regarding the Big Ass Bash has been more or less settled down for the time being, as it is.

Valentijn “De Sierlijke en Vrij Valkyrie General ov Valentine Z” Samantha Maxwell Delta Weston Stijn Angelus Tracey Mitchell Tristian Marnix Basilisk Lewis Hyatt X. Constantine Sein Lin Zaw Naing was reading the social network on the big screen, reading through the Twii.tur posts and responses amongst the drivers as well as many other outlets. "Well, seems to be okay… for now. Drake seemed to have cleared most of the things. It's a bit of a shame that he turned it down, but that's okay, I am not against that. I'm just glad that this is more than done with, and that, well, I didn't mean it, you know?" the rest of the Valentians nodded, a few of them still a bit uneasy though mixed with a bit of relief on their faces. Valentijn continued on, "Anyway, it would seem that the news happening right now is of Chris Holmes and Angela Holmes having a baby. Give them a post congratulating them, and to wish them best!"

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A very great and heartwarming congratulations to Chris and Angela Holmes with the birth of Zachary Rinzi. May you all live long and prosper, and all the best in everything you do! ♥


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Postby Garden at 6th Mile Road » Tue Apr 26, 2022 10:54 am

The Gardeners – Race 15 – Multiversal: Super Skychief 500, Hapilopper City Raceway, Hapilopper (Speedway); Everlong: Everlong 300, Hapilopper City Raceway, Hapilopper (Speedway)

Vice Foresittend Jolyn Maxine Caulfield Moira “Неуловимая, Женщина-шпион” Marlene Wendy Lucille Lapis Jill Khorosheva Vin. Zolina łnt. Natasha Vasilisa Helen Ceeta Tescelyn Maximovna finished 26th, just 2 places behind Anna. For Jolyn, it was especially a miracle given how she started off at 47th, at the absolute bottom. She jumped back at 26th right after the first segment, and even going up to 9th at one point at the race. Perhaps she might win for another race, but for the time being, and perhaps for this season, there was little to no chance that she would be able to make it to the Chase. Maybe she might try again the next season but for this time, Jolyn was still happy with the position she was in. Trying her best to be around Anna paid dividends for the race, that has already been established. Holly, however, did not make it once again. With the Hapilopper City Raceway marking the 4th DNF, Holly had quite a polarizing performance for this season. On one hand, having been through 4 DNFs in a single season for someone who has already experienced it before was rather unsatisfactory. On the other hand, she got her first podium finish, which was followed by her top 10 finish – 8th at Chieujeau Raceway. She has had her moments, both good and bad, but for the time being, it would seem that Holly has been down in the dumps lately. Jolyn immediately took notice of that, watching her poor friend sulk about and simply sitting down alone in the room that was given to her in the dropship. Jolyn slowly walked towards her, putting a hand on her hand, "Hey, Holly. I saw what happened today, I am sorry to see that." Holly looked up at Jolyn longingly, her face not exactly showing the most expressions. Jolyn nodded, with Holly extending her own arms out and wanted a bit of a hug from her friends, "Oh, Jolyn, I don't know what's happening. I mean, I did my best. I know the last race I left voluntarily. Here? I don't know anymore." Holly stood up, looking down and around, then back to lying back on her bed, "I thought I got it."

Jolyn replied back with a bit of confidence back in her voice, perhaps simply to reassure her friend, "Don't worry about it. You are doing pretty good, actually. I mean, you got a podium placement amongst the Gardeners! These things happen a bit too often, trust me on that. Now, let me tell you a bit of a story," she sat down beside Holly, giving care not to touch her on the body, "Back in the days of NSSCRA 8, there were three of us. Me, Clarissa, Gwen. We had little to no idea of what we were doing. I mean, we do know what NSSCRA and stock car racing is, but we have never been there, not ever. That was our first time. Gwen didn't even get the guaranteed charter. Oh, and we performed terrible, averaging the bottom 10. Oh, and to add on, I fainted on the first race because the heat was too much for me. And of course, come the end of the season, let's not forget the stunt that we did as a team, and it was embarrassing, to say the least. Embarrassing, and offensive. In all aspects and purposes, we were done for after NSSCRA 8, our very first season. However, we tried. And goodness gracious, we tried. I mean yeah, I left for F2 racing, so Anastasia took over, but Clarissa and Gwen, they never gave up. Gwen worked pretty hard and she eventually got a guaranteed charter. Do you know how the likes of Clarissa, Gwen, and Anastasia got their names now? They tried their best, just like you. They have had their DNFs, their crashes, their moments of both the good and bad," she took a sip of water before continuing on, "My point, perhaps, is that you are as good as them, and you must not give up hope that easily. I know it is a bit clichéd of me to say this, but that's just the truth of it. None of us hopped into the car and won race after race. We DNFed, crashed, bumped into each other, nearly got DNFed from a wrong pit. And yet, here are the Valentians, with two separate teams in Multiverse, and two drivers in Everlong. Other than the Big- Bottom Event disaster, we are quite a name now. This may sound egoistic, but yes, it's because I want to say this to you, my dear friend Holly. You are part of the Valentians even if you are in the second team, and at the end of it, you are capable! If NSSCRA 12 is not your best story, then NSSCRA 13 most likely will. Go and get them!" with her speech finished, Holly let out a happy clap and maybe a little bit of a relieved sigh, "Can I give you hug, Jolyn? Please!" she pleaded, to which Jolyn laughed and put a thick blanket on herself, "Sure, but be careful!"

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Postby Hapilopper » Tue Apr 26, 2022 1:47 pm

Jalton Superspeedway, Jalton, Saint Kanye
Media Day for the Pencurve 500

DRAKE STEVENSON, #81 GOOD PRESTON
Q: We've heard about your recent breakup with Taylor Henderson. How would it affect your performance and hers at the track, now that you're exes instead of a couple?
Drake Stevenson: I think, first and foremost, people need to understand that this was an amicable split. There was no arguing, there was no clothes being thrown out of a second floor window, there was no cops being called because of loud noises at the Stevenson house. The two of us spent a few days on my boat and it seemed like it just wasn’t working. We got back from HapEx on Sunday night and we talked for two or three hours and both of us agreed that we just weren’t working. Our personalities clashed too much.

So I say that to say this. We’ll be fine. Taylor and I are still best of friends. The two of us need our own space, and I think we’ll be better off. And for what it’s worth, I feel like a weight’s been lifted off me.

Q: In your recent column in the Hapilopper City Herald, you made a very thinly-veiled threat towards Derrick Carlisle, the social media manager for Jaguar Racing. First off, what did you mean by that and second, do you feel it’s necessary to be feuding with a social media manager?
DS: It says what it says. You can interpret it any way you want. Derrick can interpret it any way he wants. I don’t care. If he wants to talk to me about it, I’m easy to find. He knows where the Team Blue Center is. But if we’re going to talk about it, we’re going to talk about it one-on-one.

Q: What about the situation with the Valentians? Will this be a distraction?
DS: No. The matter with the Valentians is closed. They said their piece, I said my piece, I’m not interested in dragging the matter out further. They’re good folks. They’re not going to do something malicious. When we go there, it’ll be business as usual and we’ll try to win that one like we try to win every other race.

Q: Last season, you finished second to Taylor Henderson in the championship. Do you think it’ll be easy to duplicate that feat?
DS: I’m not interested in duplicating that feat. I want to win the title. I think it’s more than doable, too. You know, we have to be at the top of our game and I think this year, if we can avoid any of the drama and distractions that inevitably come in this series, we can repeat as champs. We’re a late-season team. We hit our stride as the season winds down. You saw that last year and it’s going to happen again this year.

Q: Oliver Marlin Racing will be making its NSSCRA debut next season along with your old rival Tyson Hoyt. Are you concerned with how they’ll do?
DS: I welcome the challenge. Tyson is one of the best drivers Hapilopper has to offer and I think he’ll be a tough challenge to face next year. I think he’s going to be a lot of fun to watch out there in the NSSCRA.

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TAYLOR HENDERSON, #73 SHARPE’S PRESTON
Q: As we get ready to go here in Jalton this weekend, the biggest question concerns your breakup with Drake Stevenson. Are you OK? And will this impact your performance on the track?
Taylor Henderson: I’m fine. Drake and I are still friends. We sat around the dining room table right after the race last weekend and we tried to figure us out. I think we talked for two hours straight, and I just said, flat-out, that it wasn’t working, that I didn’t think it had worked for weeks and I was afraid of telling him. And he said he felt the same way. So the two of us decided we needed to go our separate ways and that’s that. I think we’ll be more than alright. In fact, I feel relieved. Have you ever been in a room with someone and you felt really uneasy around them? That’s how I felt, and I think Drake felt the same way. Our personalities just clashed. That’s all.

Q: There were recent posts from Jaguar Racing that seemed to imply that Drake was trying to steal your thunder after you won on the dirt. Was that the case?
TS: No. That’s not what I felt. Drake had a legitimate gripe with the Valentians. That’s just another example of some social media punk sticking his nose where it doesn’t belong. When he doesn’t know what he’s talking about, it shows. One day he's gonna cross the wrong person.

Q: Any advice for any racing driver in a relationship with one of their fellow drivers?
TS: Don’t. I mean, some make it work, I know Brooke and Houston have made it work and I think the Jaguar teammates have made it work, and I think Qiang and Tsering Chu have made it work too, but that’s such a huge aberration it isn’t even funny. I mean, what if you wreck each other? But yeah, any racing driver falling in love with someone you compete with, do yourselves a favor and become uninvolved. There’s so much bad that can come from it, and the personalities Drake and I have, it just won’t work. If Drake was a barista at a coffee shop, maybe it’d work like Chris (Holmes) and Angela but the two of us were just too competitive.

Q: As the defending champion, you’ve probably got as big a target on your back as anyone else. With that, can you repeat as champion?
TS: Yes. I know I can. You’ve got to understand something, Team Blue is the best team in this entire series. We’ve got the best crew, the best drivers and the best cars. I can win my second title, Drake can win his first and Chris can win his first because we have the best crew in this whole series. They’ve put so many long hours in the shop working to get these cars ready – hell, I’ll tell you, back on Wednesday before we loaded up to get here, I came in at four in the morning and there were guys that hadn’t left the shop. They were there when the sun came up and they were there until we loaded the cars in the trucks and took them to the airport. These are guys that don’t know how to quit, guys that don’t know how to accept defeat. We’re in here to win, period.

Q: Taylor, have you read any of Ilya Tsunopin’s fanfiction? Would you consider taking any of it to heart?
TS: I’ve made it a point not to. I don’t need to read that trash.

CHRIS HOLMES, #8 MEL’S ULTRA-MART PRESTON
Q: Your NSSCRA career thus far, while relatively short, had been very eventful. You've risen and fallen, been fired from Team Blue, rehired by Team Blue, turned your life around, and now you're a father (congrats, by the way). If you had a chance to do it all over again, would you?
Chris Holmes: That’s a hell of a question. One thing led to another, and if one thing didn’t happen the way it happened, I wouldn’t be here right now, with my life in the best place it’s ever been. I think if I would have had a chance to do it all over again, I’d try to be easier with people. I wouldn’t have tried to be that stupid idiot I was. And I wouldn’t have stuck that blue iguana in Kai Qiang’s car. I would have done it again, sure, but there’s things I would have not done, like the deal with the blue iguana. But if I did things differently, I don’t know if I’d be in the great position I’m in now.

Q: Congrats on the new addition to your family. Have you gotten any sleep in this past week?
CH: (laughs) No. See, the thing about little Zack Holmes is that he has great lungs. And the thing about little Zack is that he’s not sleeping through the night. So it’ll be three in the morning, Angela and I will be asleep and then we’re not, because he needs something. He needs food. He needs to be changed. It’ll get to the point where he’s sleeping through the night but he’s not there yet. But he’ll get there.

Q: Do you see him as a future NSSCRA champ?
CH: Man, I don’t know. Part of me hopes not because somebody’s got to pay for that racing equipment. Another part of me hopes he becomes a soccer player or a baseball player instead. But if he wants to become a racing driver, I’m going to support him all the way. But, I mean, he turns a week old Sunday, so we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. I know though that whatever he does, he’ll be great at it.

Q: Will this impact your chances at a championship this year?
CH: If it does, it does. Frankly, I’ve already won. I’ve got the most wonderful little buddy in the world.
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