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by Starblaydia » Thu Jul 08, 2021 9:54 pm
by Chromatika » Thu Jul 08, 2021 10:11 pm
by Yesopalitha » Thu Jul 08, 2021 11:10 pm
by Kotzellach » Fri Jul 09, 2021 6:20 am
Cocoabo Forest 1-0 Kotzellach
KTZ (4-5-1): 1 - Zeidler, 2 - Knauer, 20 - Bolz, 5 - Engels, 19 - Ries; 14 - Kruger (7 - Heine, 80'), 6 - Preuß, 8 - Foster (15 - Brauer, 45'), 17 - Gerhardt, 9 - Winter (21 - Trautmann, 74'); 11 - Weller
KTZ scorers: nil
COF scorers: Cocoabo #86 (29')
Player of the Match: Cocoabo #86 (COF)
XUOIS vs KOTZELLACH @ CAERANGELION, NUMALIA
Starters: 1 - Zeidler, 2 - Knauer, 4 - Starke, 5 - Engels, 19 - Ries; 14 - Kruger, 6 - Preuß, 13 - Eberle, 15 - Brauer, 9 - Winter; 11 - Weller
Subs 12 - Kirschner, 23 - Vogel; 3 - Balzer, 20 - Bolz, 18 - Höhn, 16 - Koller, 19 - Ries; 7 - Heine, 8 - Foster, 17 - Gerhardt, 10 - Borchert, 21 - Trautmann; 22 - Heinemann
Gleikinger SV
Roster
Pos No Name Age Sex Nationality
MG Wernher Baumgärtner 49 M Kotzellach
Starters
GK 1 Leonard Kirschner 34 M Kotzellach
LB 2 Martin Kurz 25 M Kotzellach
CB 6 Pascal Wolff 24 M Kotzellach
CB 3 Harold Wüst 28 M Kotzellach
RB 5 Otmar Grabowski 22 M Kotzellach
CDM 4 Yvonne Kühne 22 F Kotzellach
LM 14 Sabine Krüger 27 F Kotzellach
CM 8 Nils Schön 29 M Kotzellach
CM 10 Corinna Bachmann 21 F Kotzellach
RM 9 Catrin Heckmann 18 F Kotzellach
ST 11 Heinz-Hermann Hagen 23 M Kotzellach
Reserves
GK 12 Jan Klostermann 24 M Kotzellach
LB 15 Paweł Kobus 18 M Kotzellach
CB 18 Edgar Fritz 31 M Kotzellach
CB 16 Karl-Josef Dörr 32 M Kotzellach
RB 22 Alexandra Jürgens 26 F Kotzellach
CM 21 Theodor Kreuzer 25 M Kotzellach
CM 19 Sophie Thiemann 26 F Kotzellach
LW 31 Kirsten Sprenger 19 F Kotzellach
RW 24 Wolfgang Schlüter 30 M Kotzellach
ST 17 Sabina Schiffer 32 F Kotzellach
Bold indicates players in the national team.
Quick Facts
Location: Gleiking, Gr. Kotzellach
Last Season: 1.Liga, 7th
Stadium: Silberpark-Stadion, 27,500 capacity
Nickname: die Tiefe, die Könige
Manager: Wernher Baumgärtner, 49
Style of Play: Midfield domination and steady possession.
Prediction: Midfield battlers
Support them if...: Dark green's your thing, or if you live on the peninsula of Greater Kotzellach but simply cannot be arsed to support any teams from the city itself.
by Mertagne » Fri Jul 09, 2021 8:00 am
by Ko-oren » Fri Jul 09, 2021 8:44 am
by Flavovespia » Fri Jul 09, 2021 8:51 am
by Ochre Islands » Fri Jul 09, 2021 8:59 am
Ochre Islands 4 – 3 Xannerian Sunbelt Islands
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GK - Walters.
Defence - Lambert, Gordon, Davey (Sub. Hart 45'), Burke (Sub. Moore 73').
Midfield – Walters (Sub. Read 82'), Thomas, Cummings, Watkins.
Strikers - Wilkinson, Holland.
Goals – Wilkinson 11', 65'. Holland 29'. Watkins 79'
by Grande Cucina » Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:24 am
Grande Cucina 4-5 Northwest Kalactin
GCU (3-5-2): 1 - Pappardelle; 21 - Pizzoccheri, 4 - Struncatura, 5 - Fiori, 16 - Stringozzi, 3 - Ditali (19 - Cappelli, 78'); 6 - Calamaranta, 8 - Chifferi, 18 - Linguine (15 - Festoni, 84'); 7 - Tagliatelle, 9 - Gramigne (11 - Tortellini, 53')
GCU scorers: Enrico Tagliatelle (3', 64', 71'), Rosa Gramigne (7')
Player of the Match: Enrico Tagliatelle (GCU)
GRANDE CUCINA STARTING XI vs PERLASILANGAN @ CITY GROUNDS, MAINSAIL
Starters: 1 - Pappardelle; 21 - Pizzoccheri, 4 - Struncatura, 5 - Fiori, 16 - Stringozzi, 3 - Ditali; 6 - Calamaranta, 8 - Chifferi, 18 - Linguine; 7 - Tagliatelle, 11 - Tortellini
Bench: 12 - Mafaldine, 13 - Cencioni; 17 - Taglierini, 20 - Cavatappi, 19 - Cappelli; 13 - Bavette, 14 - Boccoli, 15 - Festoni, 21 - Ricciolini; 9 - Gramigne, 22 - Canederli
Injured - Unavailable: 2 - Farfalline
by Krytenia » Fri Jul 09, 2021 2:24 pm
by Avorago » Fri Jul 09, 2021 2:36 pm
AVORAGO - 6
Ibeamaka 7’, 38’
Onwuamaeze 9’
Chiazagomekpele 26’ (p)
Chiemela 56’
Achebe 79’
PYAZHNAYA - 4
Parshikova 18’
Ananyeva 65’, 87’
Annenkov 68’
by Mont Vert » Fri Jul 09, 2021 2:55 pm
by Saltstead » Fri Jul 09, 2021 3:04 pm
STN Radio 2 transcript
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The Royal Saltsteadish Football Association
Saltstead : Ochre Islands
Starting XI: Äsħes; Aurelius, Åudenberg, Van Tilborg, Rothöüf; Aħterop, Sħåul, Felicianus, Le Duc; Åubreħtssen; Haråudssen
Substitute bench: Van Daal, Kåler; Josefssen, Van Middelkamp, De Vriħt, Handel; Van Bleck, Van den Slåp, Ratmaker, Joxepħssen, Pascal; Withöüf
TLA: SAL(T)
iTLD: .zs
Demonym: Saltsteader
Adjectival: SaltsteadishThis nation does not necessarily reflect my actual political views
Discontinue use if rash develops
Don’t ⬋ play ⬋ with ⬋ fire
This space intentionally left
We are and shall be
Saltstead
Nothing more, nothing less
by Pyazhnaya » Fri Jul 09, 2021 3:06 pm
by Vdara » Fri Jul 09, 2021 6:11 pm
The match against the Cocoabo was one last final straw,
And now, folk wish to banish every thing that goes “ca-caw!”
So, very soon the President announced the fateful words,
“We’re going to war with birds!”
We’re Vdarans and we hate birds!
We’re Vdarans and we hate birds!
Hang on, I’ve forgot the damn words!
Ach, fuck it, we hate birds!
Despite our flag, we know fine well that birds are evil sods.
As humans, we shall fight them, for the avians are not gods!
We’re running out of bird insults, you should now have the gist -
We’ll turn birds into mist!
We’re Vdarans and we hate birds!
We’re Vdarans and we hate birds!
Pigeons, sparrows, all the same - birds!
(Do penguins count as birds?)
And so, we sing this chant as we are marching out to war
The birds, they can’t halt us nor our unreasonable uproar
Our armoury provides us with a large amount of guns,
And ammunition - tonnes!
We’re Vdarans and we hate birds!
We’re Vdarans and we hate birds!
BIRDS, BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS BIRDS, BIRDS
WE’RE STRONGER THAN THE BIRDS!
by Quebec and Shingoryeo » Fri Jul 09, 2021 6:20 pm
by Xuois » Fri Jul 09, 2021 6:34 pm
by Legalese » Fri Jul 09, 2021 6:35 pm
Group A | W | D | L | Pts | GF | GA | GD |
Savigliane | 2 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 10 | 7 | 3 |
Flavovespia | 2 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 8 | 5 | 3 |
Osarius | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 9 | 7 | 2 |
Cobrio | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 10 | -4 |
Austailia | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 4 | 6 | -2 |
Legalese | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 11 | -2 |
Group B | W | D | L | Pts | GF | GA | GD |
Cocoabo Forest | 3 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 10 | 5 | 5 |
Avorago | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 12 | 9 | 3 |
Xuois | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 8 | 5 | 3 |
Vdara | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 9 | 9 | 0 |
Pyazhnaya | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 10 | 13 | -3 |
Kotzellach | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 8 | -8 |
Group C | W | D | L | Pts | GF | GA | GD |
Krytenia | 1 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 5 | 2 |
Aut-Ves-Nat | 1 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 7 | 5 | 2 |
Ko-oren | 1 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
Huayramarca | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
Starblaydia | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 7 | 9 | -2 |
Audioslavia | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 | -4 |
Group D | W | D | L | Pts | GF | GA | GD |
Mont Vert | 2 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
Chromatika | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
Northwest Kalactin | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 12 | 12 | 0 |
Perlasilangan | 0 | 3 | 0 | 3 | 12 | 12 | 0 |
Mertagne | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 3 | -1 |
Grande Cucina | 0 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 11 | 12 | -1 |
Group E | W | D | L | Pts | GF | GA | GD |
Ochre Islands | 3 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 8 | 5 | 3 |
Saltstead | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
Independent Athletes from Quebec | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 1 |
Xannerian Sunbelt Islands | 1 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 7 | 9 | -2 |
Iskandervale | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5 | -2 |
Yesopalitha | 0 | 1 | 2 | 1 | 1 | 3 | -2 |
by Audioslavia » Fri Jul 09, 2021 7:05 pm
Who can I beat? It’s not Huayramarca. It’s not Huayramarca, they all saw to that
Who can I beat? I can’t beat a boat, I can’t beat a boat, at least not Aut-Ves-Nat
When bulls play Starblaydia, all of the steaks are so high
And if it weren’t for Stroud we might’ve lost to Kry
Who can I beat? I can’t beat Vdara, I can’t beat Vdara, they act far too wide
Who can I beat? I can’t beat Plough Islands, our offer to play them was politely declined
I can’t beat the Cocoabos, they use their talons to twiit
And Cobres put me off, they always jerk their meat
Where’s the first cup going to go? There’s a champion to anoint
It won’t be Audioslavia with just one point (x2)
Who can I beat? I won’t defeat Legal, I won’t defeat Legal, they’re only the host.
Who can I beat? It’s not Avorago, it’s not Avorago, they’re too good on toast
Non battiamo Osarius, loro fanno troppi gol
Anche Savigliane, i cigni, odio
Who can I beat? Not Perlasilangan, not Perlasilangan, it’s not 2014
Who can I beat? I can’t beat Mertagne, their shirts are too shiny, their flag is too green
We can’t beat Chromatika, we’re scared of Amélie Ju
And Grande Cucina would serve us with ragú
Where’s the first cup going to go? Who will wear the maiden crown
Anaia has a circus, but who’s the clown? (x2)
Maybe we could beat the Ko-orenites. Like us, they often choke
Maybe we could beat the Ko-orenites. Ze verslaan is erg leuk.
I hope that we’re more entertaining playing Ko-orenites. Even if our games are always dull.
I hope that we can spend the evening eating dragonflies. It's a diet for a starving bull.
Ko-orenites..
Ko-orenites..
Ko-or-or-en-ites
by Cocoabo Forest » Fri Jul 09, 2021 10:13 pm
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