A Bunyoro A&M Fan Community
Hello everyone! For those who haven't been here before, welcome to the Waterbuck's Watering Hole! We're a fan community around Bunyoro A&M's sports teams, and boy, is this a great one.
First of all- HOLY F@&@(* S&@! We're the only Banijan team left in the NSCAA?? Take a bow and take your victory lap, Waterbucks fans, because this is the greatest thing you've ever seen. Is this the greatest moment in the history of A&M basketball? By golly, I sure think it is. Man, all the big name brand schools, none of them came. The massive schools in Northern Moravica/Loyola-Istria/Kizza I College, all lost in the first two rounds. The University of Moravica, with a growing fanbase thanks to back to back NSCAA championship game appearances, did not make it. Hell, NMU didn't even make this tournament.
Sankt Adelheid- those bastards. This paragraph goes out to SAU fans, and fans of any other school in Banija. Who likes SAU? They're out there whining about their seed, and then lost in the first round by, like, 35? They can have a seat. The only school standing is us. The best school in Bunyoro. Dare I say it- the best school in Banija. Say something! Refute me! I triple dog dare you! That's right, all I hear is crickets. We're playing with house money just being in the tournament, but now that we're in the Sweet 16... Anything is possible, right?
The worst teams are left in this region. Not literally, but- if you ranked the teams according to their overall seeds, 1-16, in this region, all four teams left would be double digit seeds. It's insane. Nothing can be taken for granted when the theoretical lowest seeded team in the region(Richmond Racing School) is out here taking names and kicking ass.
How have they gotten here? Well, the most cinderella of Cinderella teams is the Richmond Racing School, and they are scaring everyone. They really smashed Sadeg State by 30 right here in Drawk City. Just flat out disrespectful at that point tbh. And then, had a close, 5 point victory against Karnavati College to get to the Round of 16.
So how do we match up against them? What are the keys to victory?
Key #1- don't let them get on the break
Our lineup has a freshman point guard from Equestria, and four upperclassmen, including three seniors. Outside of Kristian Lane, we're pretty damn big at each position. A 6'4 point guard, and a 7 footer at center- we've got plenty of size, and Kabula's boys play some rock solid man to man defense. So where is our advantage? Our size and strength. What we cannot do, under any circumstances, is allow them to break consistently. Obong'o is one of the game's elite centers, and he can be absolutely dominant on the back end.
But we can't take advantage of that if Obong'o is chasing. We cannot let them get on the break. That means cutting down on turnovers. Don't let them steal the ball, and challenge them if they get a long rebound. If we slow the pace down, that's advantage to the Waterbucks.
Key #2- Go to town down low
This team is experienced. We saw them last season get to the national semifinals- a lot of those guys were here. And now, with Lane running the show at point, we're able to really get into the paint. Lane is extremely small, but quick enough to blitz towards the basket. His ability to knife his way through a defense allows us to put defenders on their heels, and allows us to play the alley-oop game so very effectively. But the post-up game works. Sometimes it looks like we're playing so very old school. But it's brought us success- and we have a chance at the Elite 8.
So there you have it, the keys to the game. First? Don't let them run. Second? Play the paint game. It's not about all the three point shooting, it's about high percentage shots in the paint.
Pinch yourselves Waterbucks fans- you're not dreaming. Your eyes are not deceiving you. You are witnessing history- our school, the very best basketball team in the country. And making a name for ourselves on an international stage as well. This is real, and we are surely alive. Let's get one more, eh?
Comments
ByakadoBoy8728, 11:13 AM
Man I just got to Metropolon for the Sweet 16 and I'M SO HYPED! Let's blast Richmond Racing School to Kingdom Come.
WaterBuckLadyFan8181, 11:47 AM
Tbh we should be the Cinderella but... Richmond Racing is the ultimate Cinderella? That is scary in an opponent- they have absolutely nothing to lose. Hell, nobody on our side of the bracket has anything left to lose.
BeatSAU8382, 12:03 PM
Loool there was nothing more funny than watching SAU get wrecked in the first round.
Wolverine(She/Her), 12:14 PM
Hopefully they can ink our coach to an extension as soon as this tournament ends! I would absolutely lose my damn mind if Northern Moravica swooped in and snagged him after the season.