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by The Kingdom of Glitter » Sat Feb 06, 2021 11:25 am
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by Norcandy » Sat Feb 06, 2021 11:30 am
James Calick wrote:18:30 - Welcome to the live coverage of the second of two semi-finals for the Rugby World Cup this year! This is Garambura vs Caldia on what is an unsually and exceptionally hot evening. Caldia are the favourites to win, but one should never underestimate the Garamburan Zebras. I'm James Calick, in Port Hope, for the SBC.
James Calick wrote:18:30 - Garambura have won the toss and elected to receive. It's a good short kick from Caldia, giving Garambura no time to respond with it's own kick. They're entering contact.
James Calick wrote:18:32 - Entering another breakdown at the halfway line. Caldia and Garambura are two very different teams, so it'll be interesting to see how this goes.
James Calick wrote:18:33 - Garambura not releasing at the ruck. Penalty awarded to Caldia
James Calick wrote:18:33 - They've opted for a scrum. Caldia have a much heavier pack than Garambura.
James Calick wrote:18:34 - Caldia won that scrum convincingly. They're making some more gains.
James Calick wrote:18:36 - Garambura need to shorten Caldia's attacking line. Currently Caldia are making four to five meters per breakdown.
James Calick wrote:18:37 - It's a break threw by Eoin Ó Raghallaigh of Caldia. Elegantly side stepping good portions of the Garamburan team, he's managed to make about fifteen meters.
James Calick wrote:18:38 - Caldia haven't yet managed to jump on that opportunity. They need to be quicker off the mark in future, they only narrowly won that ruck.
James Calick wrote:18:41 - Garambura have got their act together now, although some surprisingly sloppy handling by Dupuy.
James Calick wrote:18:43 - It's a perfect kick by Pádraig Mac Maol Eoin. He's nailed the ball down to the Garamburan posts. That's a Caldish line out.
James Calick wrote:18:44 - That lineout's been one by Caldia, they'll be hoping to utilise this.
James Calick wrote:18:44 - Oh! Eoin Ó Faoláin dived for the try line... it looks like a try? Garambura adamant it's not, going to TMO.
Try Bot wrote:TRY!
18:44
Caldia - Ó Faoláin has scored a try and it's been converted! Score: 0-7
James Calick wrote:18:47 - Solid try and conversion. Some impressive play from Caldia, and some small mistakes that have cost Garambura dearly in this opening quarter.
James Calick wrote:18:49 - Play is now stuck around the halfway line. Caldia are really pushing but Garambura is holding strong for now.
James Calick wrote:18:51 - Some good defence from Garambura there. They're playing with some strategy, which is something that Caldia lacks.
James Calick wrote:18:53 - Some really clever play from Garambura. They're letting Caldia in and then smashing them with two men in a tackle.
James Calick wrote:18:55 - Forward pass there from Caldia. It was an impossible position, to be fair. Garambura are going for a kick from the halfway line.
Try Bot wrote:DROP GOAL!
18:56
Garambura - Dupuy has scored a Drop Goal! Score: 3-7
James Calick wrote:18:56 - That could very well possibly be the first accidental drop goal of all time. I don't think Dupuy meant to score, but he has!
James Calick wrote:18:57 - Going back to halfway. There's ten minutes left of this half.
James Calick wrote:18:58 - Nice kick, Caldia with possession. They're bigger and stronger so will no doubt be hoping to blast their way through any defences.
James Calick wrote:19:00 - Sorry Caldia, not happening. Garambura may not be the strongest in physical strength but they're up their with Gapolania when it comes to determination.
James Calick wrote:19:01 - Some nice play, but still ground down around the halfway line.
James Calick wrote:19:06 - Garambura have possession after the breakdown.
James Calick wrote:19:06 - Some graceful play by Vavi there, he's not being stopped.
James Calick wrote:19:06 - That's four failed attempts on him, he's weaving through a forrest of Caldishmen.
James Calick wrote:19:07 - He's through! Vavi is making his way forwards! Bolting towards the try line now!
Try Bot wrote:TRY!
19:08
Garambura - Vavi has scored a Try and it's not been converted! Score: 8-7
James Calick wrote:19:10 - Half Time Break
James Calick wrote:19:20 - Hard Ground, 28 degrees Celsius and a linesman who's fainted from the heat. Yeah, conditions are bad. They were bad yesterday as it hadn't rained for nearly six days, and now it's a week. If you're just joining us, this is Garambura leading Caldia 8-7.
James Calick wrote:19:21 - Caldia has already given away a penalty. How they could have used Aonghas Mag Uidhir right now, who will most likely never play rugby again following his injury in his match against Halland.
James Calick wrote:19:24 - Caldia slipping up more now following that Garamburan kick. Another try is possible at this point.
James Calick wrote:19:26 - Another unenforced error by Caldia there. Overheard a Garamburan player saying "Squeaky Clean" - no fouls on the Caldish try line, please.
James Calick wrote:19:27 - If you were a gambling man and bet money on Garambura scoring a try in the next five minutes, you'd be rich. It's not possible to not score at this point. Just Caldia keeping them away for as long as possible.
James Calick wrote:19:29 - Oh... nearly...
Try Bot wrote:TRY!
19:29
Garambura - Salomon has scored a Try and it's been converted! Score: 15-7
James Calick wrote:19:33 - Caldia on the back foot again. Maybe some Ghallish magic could be used about now? Where are those wizards everyone talks about? C'mon. Where are they?
James Calick wrote:19:35 - Dupuy going for a cheeky drop kick...
Try Bot wrote:DROP KICK!
19:35
Garambura - Dupuy has scored a drop kick! Score: 18-7
James Calick wrote:19:37 - Caldia just basically substituted out their entire team. Drastic Times call for Drastic Measures
James Calick wrote:19:39 - Caldia's new team already playing better. They are in the Gamburan half for the first time in what feels like months.
James Calick wrote:19:41 - Garambura weren't prepared for this kind of comeback. They're doing it again. The Caldish Comeback!
James Calick wrote:19:41 - Caldia's Mánus Ó Cadhla, one of the few players not taken off the pitch, in possession and weaving his way through players like traffic.
James Calick wrote:19:43 - Mánus Ó Cadhla, nearly taken down, not yet. On track for a try, I'd imagine
Try Bot wrote:TRY!
19:44
Caldia - Ó Cadhla has scored a try and it has been converted! Score: 18-14
James Calick wrote:19:48 - Garambura again on the back foot. Caldia's advance now viscous and with ruthless efficiency.
James Calick wrote:19:52 - Garambura still defending their '22. They don't plan on losing it.
James Calick wrote:19:57 - Garambura managing to push back Caldia as they make a desperate grab for the finals.
James Calick wrote:19:59 - Still stemming the tide. Caldia are going to want to kick now. As they say it's now or never.
James Calick wrote:20:00 - It's too late for Caldia. Garambura are going to the finals against Satavia, whilst Caldia will rematch Halland in the bronze final.
by Eskaeba » Sun Feb 07, 2021 5:44 am

Garamburan captain and kicker Jean-Loup Dupuy scores a vital drop goal to put Les Zèbres up 18-7 against Caldia.

by Norcandy » Sat Feb 13, 2021 10:30 am

by Norcandy » Tue Feb 16, 2021 10:36 am
James Calick wrote:17:30 - Hello and welcome, to the Grand Final of this year's Rugby World Cup. Contested by Garambura, the favourites to win after their string of victories in the knockout stages, will face hosts Satavia. Coverage will be brought to you by the SBC and Unposhi TV of Garambura. Garambura's captain, and possible Player of the Tournament, Dupuy, told reporters in a pre-match interview that he was confident that they could beat Satavia. At the same time, Jonty Warwick, the Dolphin's captain, was less optimistic simply saying that the match would be tightly contested.
I'm James Calick, bringing you a live feed and bad puns from the DePex Stadium in Port Hope, Satavia, for the SBC.
James Calick wrote:17:55 - Hello, welcome back. Both teams are coming out into the stadium and preparing to sing their national anthem for the last time. Garambura will sing first; "Peuple de Garamboure, lève-toi" or, in Estmerish, "People of Garambura, arise" followed by Satavia's "All Earthly Things Above".
James Calick wrote:18:01 - And that's kick off! Garambura have received, and a good solid run back to the halfway line was welcomed with delight by Garamburan fans!
James Calick wrote:18:03 - Solid hits by the Satavian Team as they hold Garambura at bay. Some good defensive strategies, but Garambura are more effective at the breakdown and clearly much better at rucking than the Satavian side.
James Calick wrote:18:06 - Some sloppy defending by Satavia there, Garambura gaining some ground.
James Calick wrote:18:06 - That's a breakthrough by Dandala of Garambura. Lowe is in hot pursuit.
James Calick wrote:18:07 - It's a beautiful run! Lowe's tackled him though and he's pulled off a blinder of an offload! No look straight into the hands of Dupuy who's on the move! This could be an early try for Garambura!
James Calick wrote:18:07 - Dupuy... and out of no where comes Warwick but it's too late! Dupuy has scored in the seventh minute for Garambura! And it's an amazing piece of play, particularly from Dandala!
Try Bot wrote:TRY!
18:07
Garambura - Dupuy has scored a try and it has been converted! Score: 7-0
James Calick wrote:18:08 - That's a costly mistake by Satavia. Warwick is in disbelief. It was a nice effort but the 6'4 player couldn't quite knock the ball out of the hands from the tiny Dupuy.
James Calick wrote:18:09 - Kick off, Satavia electing to receive this time. Garamburan fans are elated at this!
James Calick wrote:18:13 - Satavia treading on thin ice here as Garambura are just so close every time to getting a turnover.
James Calick wrote:18:14 - There it is, turnover after a breakdown. Ref might want to look at that though, it looks as if Vavi might have come in from the side there.
James Calick wrote:18:15 - Despite Goodwin's protests, the Ref isn't going to look at it. Garambura electing not to go for a scrum, despite having the heavier pack.
James Calick wrote:18:18 - Garambura pushing Satavia back further and further. Satavia weren't expecting this, Clearly.
James Calick wrote:18:19 - Garambura now in the Satavian '22. This game is not going well for Satavia, although it could be worse.
James Calick wrote:18:21 - Garambura breaking through on the Satavia's left wing, very close to touch though.
James Calick wrote:18:23 - Jabavu has scored! Satavia complaining that he went into touch, appealing for a TMO.
James Calick wrote:18:23 - Try hasn't been given yet, and from the slo-mo he does indeed look to be in touch, only just, but still in touch.
James Calick wrote:18:23 - The ref's just said he isn't going to TMO which is a very strange decision. He's awarded the try.
Try Bot wrote:TRY!
18:24
Garambura - Jabavu has scored a try and it has been converted! Score: 14-0
James Calick wrote:18:24 - Satavia's Goodwin is absolutely fuming. He needs to be careful though, he has been sent off for berating the ref in a previous match for Northport RFC.
James Calick wrote:18:24 - The ref is being berated by the crowd now for that decision which will no doubt dominate headlines tomorrow.
James Calick wrote:18:26 - Ref just dealing with some of the Dolphins. He's told Warwick to "grow up and get your team together" which has only riled the fans more.
James Calick wrote:18:29 - Continuing now, Satavia receiving again.
James Calick wrote:18:29 - Oh and it's a steal! d'Amaritz tackling Warwick as soon as he received it! Amazing speed and play, he's now rucking over all by himself.
James Calick wrote:18:30 - Satavia slow to respond, Garamburan ball. Passing out to the wings.
James Calick wrote:18:30 - And it's a steal! Warwick desperately tackling to the end but it's too late! This is unbelievable! What has Garambura eaten, this is nuts!
Try Bot wrote:TRY!
18:31
Garambura - Blanc has scored a try and it has been converted! Score: 21-0
James Calick wrote:18:31 - A punch up now, it's unclear who exactly started it but it's escalating!
James Calick wrote:18:31 - The ref just got a right hook to the face by a Satavian player! There's a mass of bodies as all thirty players on the pitch (and some subs) are getting involved. This is ridiculous.
James Calick wrote:18:33 - Jonty Warwick pulling his players away as Blanc is on the floor.
James Calick wrote:18:33 - The fight's been broken up but has left two players, Blanc and Peters on the floor. Blanc looks to have had a beating to his eye, which has quite a lot of blood coming out. They're refusing to broadcast that because it's quite graphic.
James Calick wrote:18:39 - The ref is fine, but Peters and Blanc are both hurt pretty badly. Peters got a punch in the face and he might have broken his jaw, whilst Blanc is injured even worse. Thuggery like this ruins the game if you ask me.
James Calick wrote:18:39 - Both players coming off now. TMO is looking at it, but it seems this was more or less "a group effort" and consequently the TMO is advising a continuation with some harsh words and maybe later actions against the teams.
James Calick wrote:18:40 - Play will continue into half time to make up for the lost time. It's a shame that this match has been marred like this.
James Calick wrote:18:42 - Playing around the half way line as both teams are taking it easy. Half Time with the coaches is going to be dramatic, to say the least.
James Calick wrote:18:44 - Just a minute left, Satavia in possession, Warwick might as well go for one of his infamous drop goals just to get on the score board.
James Calick wrote:18:44 - And he's got it!
Try Bot wrote:DROP GOAL!
18:44
Satavia - Warwick has scored a drop goal! Score: 21-3
James Calick wrote:18:55 - And so begins the second half! Satavia are being whipped by Garambura so far, and it'll be interesting to see wether their play improves now that they've been lectured by their coach.
James Calick wrote:19:02 - Satavia are still making ground, although they will want to try and draw as many Garamburans into the centre before passing out to the wings, where they shine.
James Calick wrote:19:04 - Satavia passed out wide, van der Beek to Hathaway to Wikie and Wilkie is running with it!.
James Calick wrote:19:04 - Good sidestep, and he's diving for the try line!
Try Bot wrote:TRY!
19:05
Satavia - Wikie has scored a try and it has been converted! Score: 21-10
James Calick wrote:19:07 - Garambura have possession, on their side of the halfway.
James Calick wrote:19:11 - Garambura and Satavia are both good at phase play, but this match Garambura have been better at the breakdowns so they're retaining possession for now.
James Calick wrote:19:17 - Still locked in phase play, Garambura inching towards the Satavian try line. Satavia are playing well when it comes to defending though.
James Calick wrote:19:21 - Garambura made some more significant progress with a good run by Salomon.
James Calick wrote:19:24 - Oh and a good break by Nombembe, not someone you'd expect it from, but he's put the pedal to the metal!
James Calick wrote:19:24 - Stopped by Warwick, but he's made good distance that's for sure! Dandala in support!
James Calick wrote:19:29 - Dupuy to Dandala and he's scored! Amazing!
Try Bot wrote:TRY!
19:29
Garambura - Dandala has scored a try and it has been converted! Score: 28-10
James Calick wrote:19:31 - Adding insult to injury! With a whole twenty minutes left, Garambura have left Satavia in the dust.
James Calick wrote:19:39 - Satavia and Garambura once again locking horns around the halfway line. Basically all of Garambura's tries have been due to errors by the Satavian team.
James Calick wrote:19:41 - Just minutes left and a turnover for Satavia!
James Calick wrote:19:44 - We have had extra time for the ruckus and Satavia have a break! Can they do it!
James Calick wrote:19:44 - YES THEY CAN!
Try Bot wrote:TRY!
19:44
Satavia - Warwick has scored a try and it has been converted! Score: 21-17
James Calick wrote:19:44 - That was incredibly lucky! Regardless, Garambura are 2021's Champions! They have bested the best the world had to offer and will be presented with the prestigious cup!

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