Yarkovo International Racing Circuit, Savojarna
“Damn you, Krister”, Ivar Mortensson sighed as he put down his Andersson tablet and closed the twii.tur app. He didn’t know if the strategist was behind the leaks, but it had to be someone, and he wasn’t sure who else would have this kind of contact to media. Well, aside from PR, obviously, but he made sure not to tell PR what had happened. On the day prior, the team had invited a certain Nephar of internet fame for a test drive. Ivar was sceptical about Kitti Armbruster, but he had to admit she did a damn good job at Yarkovo. Came within three tenths of a second of Sigur’s time and actually beat Roman narrowly, even though both of them were a lot more familiar with the track and car. And she didn’t do it just once, she managed that sort of time repeatedly - until she clipped the wall at Turn 9 and hobbled back to the pit without a front wing, that was. Nonetheless, Ivar couldn’t quite see a Nephar whose claim to fame was stealing a pace car and twiiting inflammatory things behind one of his precious WGPC cars. He wanted to politely decline her, take a long look at the Cocoabo trials, and then sign, who knows, probably Kowalski or Cruisin or someone who could be relied on to show up to a race sober.
Krister, or whoever else was behind what happened, destroyed that plan by running straight at the three biggest racing magazines in the country and telling them how Armbruster had done, when nobody was even supposed to know she was here. Now, overnight, twii.tur with its constant love for the wacky, weird, and sensationalist had blown up. The SVJ Racing account was swamped with messages from fans demanding she’d be taken on. Interview requests from two Nepharan online sources (yeah, right, as if he’d talk to them). And all that off a rumour. The worst part was that the higher ups in the ministry had of course heard of that storm. The phone in his hand now rang, and he knew the number.
“Hi, Poul”, he said, sounding about as defeated as he felt, as he greeted his phone partner Poul Alsebakken from the Sports Committee. “Good morning, Ivar! I have seen you have made some waves last night; let me tell you, we’ve heard of your test at the Committee and Ingemar was very happy with you guys. Create some buzz, get the name out there, that is exactly how we convinced the guys from Finance to commit. Good job, comrade!”, he said. Ivar was always taken aback by how the government people involved with SVJ seemed to take everything. “It’s not really that”, he said, before being cut off by Alsebakken straight away. “Come on, Ivar, tell me more! Have you signed her already? Is she really that fast?”. Ivar sighed again. “Wait a second, Poul. Nobody is signed yet. Armbruster is an interesting prospect, but -”. Again, he was cut off. “Ivar, spare me the details, is she fast? We’re getting the PR, now we need the speed!”. “If you’d only let me speak, Poul. Yes, the times you read are correct. Yes, she’s quicker than Arjenko and almost at the level of Bjarnason. The woman is a talent, no doubt, but she has no control, she clipped her wing, she pushes the limit ridiculously, you know what she did with that safety car -”. Poul did not let his team principal speak. “I know, it was fantastic! Imagine the internet blowing up like that over an SVJ car! Look, the Finance guys want PR, I want success, you want speed, why are we not signing? Just some antics? Gimme a break, Ivar, you can’t let that go!”, he said. Ivar sighed again. It was that kind of day. “We’ll have a talk about that today, Poul”, he responded as calmly as he could and hung up the phone.
When Ivar came to the SVJ Headquarters, he was beaten to the punch yet again. Krister Arlund greeted him in the main offices. “Morning Ivar! Poul Alsebakken called me about ten minutes ago; so we’re signing her?”, he greeted his team principal. Ivar Mortensson smiled painfully. “Okay, Krister, what has Poul told you and to whom have you told what?”, he asked in a voice that screamed “I’m admitting defeat”. “I haven’t told anything to anyone, Ivar; we have agreed on this beforehand. But for Poul, he said he called you about Armbruster and that you said she was quick on the track, and that her PR value was at least as good as the Committee had hoped. Is there anything wrong with them?”, Krister asked, now a bit worried. So at least Poul didn’t lie, Ivar thought by himself. “Well, it’s not that done a deal yet. We’ve talked about it, yes, but look, Poul isn’t a racing man himself. I’m just not sure what sort of driver we need, she’s quick on that lap, yes, but she’s been reckless, clipped a wing on an empty track, didn’t really seem very reliable in the beginning, took corners at such high risks and everything…”, he trailed off as Krister was turning back to his coffee.
“Look, Ivar, I know, I’ve seen the session too. But she is quick. And all those things, Sigur had that too early on, it’s a new car. It’s hard to control, and she was under pressure. Who do you want to sign? You tried for Erica fucking Okumura, she’s the face of her own nation’s team, by your pace we don’t have a driver for the Kauralahti test. We need someone with that killer instinct, she’s been fast, and most importantly she’s here. We’re not Nexus, we can’t just go sign whomever we want!”, he exclaimed now raising his voice. “Why, though, why now? We can sign Goita again -” he was interrupted yet another time this day, this time by Krister. “Goita hasn’t been our focus, you said, if you wanted him you should fucking have signed him earlier on so that we could have tested with him! He’s with Schkeska now!”, Krister said increasingly annoyed with his opposite’s constant reluctance.
Ivar let his hands sink and looked now thoroughly defeated. “Okay, we’ll talk to her. But all of you, please, hold your horses a little bit. All I’m saying is we should be careful. We don’t even know if she wants to join us yet”, he said as he turned over to the coffee machine. Before the coffee was completely out of the machine, a blue and white LA Dvergar arrived on the trackside parking, and out of the SVJ company car climbed Kitti Armbruster and her manager. Ivar’s heart fell to the bottom. “Morning”, he grumbled towards the door, sensing from the Nephar’s mood that she was not going to turn down his offer. He signalled Krister to come to the room next door, hissing:
“Fine. We’ll offer Armbruster a spot at SVJ. But it’s gonna be a second driver spot, and just for a year”.