Korsbach 2–2 Estdal
Steinaux 1–1 Fliserboding
Lammedal 4–2 Hofvinger
Altendalur 3–1 Folte
Mühlrich 2–1 Maigburg
Molding 2–2 Gunzlach
Fjölvar was a lot less excited about a second half comeback this week, as his beloved Sabres were on the end of a spirited Estdal rally capped by a Rato Guðmannsson header that cost the home team two points (and Fjölvar himself even more points, continuing as he did to soldier on with half the Korsbach defence in his fantasy team). Svanfríð, ice in her veins as ever, had been cheered by Kleveir’s goal last week but subbed him out for Quîrîjá all the same, seeing the writing on the wall that the Farf striker was to be the go-to 9 for Steinaux in Erlingsson’s continued absence, and was rewarded with a goal. Fliserboding’s goal spoiled a clean sheet for Marietta Briggs, though, whom she’d also picked. Steinaux’s injury worries continued, with Cail Coghlan limping off early, which was bad news for Einar, who’d picked the dependable winger in his team. Vrona Adamska was another injury hit, this time for the Locusts, which was less of a fantasy concern as no one in the office had picked any Fliserboding defenders against the mighty Sausages’ offence.
Poor Arnfast regretted not playing his wild card after last week proved his instincts about Hofvinger’s defensive prowess wrong: this week confirmed his error as Lammedal spanked four goals past the unfortunate Thörnqvist (still in Arnfast’s team, still racking up negative fantasy points that his offensive picks didn’t offset as Gainsbourg let Anderson Pill and Mateus Kujan take over the scoring load for Molding). One of the goals came from defender Salmar Sigbjörnsson, a blind impulse pick for the lucky Julian. Lyngar Rögnvaldursson’s double was scant consolation for worried Northern Wolves’ fans, but good news for Larissa who’d decided to transfer for the dependable striker. She had a great week, soaring to the top of the table as perennial fantasy great Tyler Prentice proved worth the points she’d gambled on him, scoring twice. The only fly in the ointment was Gunzlach being held to a draw, and yet another Wakabayashi goal taunting Larissa’s reluctant decision not to pick her.
Arnfast’s week went from bad to worse as Natasja Hólmarsdóttir picked up two yellow cards. Not only did the sending off cost him points it meant she’d be suspended next match so he’d need to transfer her out of his fantasy team, which meant in the (he insists, not completely unlikely) event he ran into her mid-week, he’d lose his sure-fire chat-up line.
MD3
Gunzlach 0–0 Korsbach
Maigburg 4–3 Molding
Folte 4–3 Mühlrich
Hofvinger 3–2 Altendalur
Fliserboding 2–1 Lammedal
Estdal 3–0 Steinaux
Come Monday morning, Fjölvar spent fifteen minutes leaning on Larissa’s reception desk recounting the way his Sabres had valiantly held her Gunners to a 0 – 0 draw; the only reason she didn’t grind her teeth down in frustration was that she’d stuck with Jorgesson in goal, who had rewarded her with a clean sheet, and continued to risk not picking Wakabayashi, who had had a rare game without a goal or assist. McCabe also continued to be a strong pick for Fjölvar in the fantasy stakes, his captain scoring twice against the Turtles.
At last some good fortune for Arnfast, who’d made Eiríka Jonathansdóttir his captain. She scored a hat-trick (including a penalty that Hólmarsdóttir would probably have taken); the fourth goal was reassigned away from after the Order’s chanting and burning of black candles, but it was still a fantastic points haul for struggling AFC Arnfast (and enough to leave Molding, wannabe title contenders, bottom of the table). Not such good news for Einar: Gainsbourg, his captain, scored a goal, but his tactic of picking whomever played against Estdal ran seriously aground in their shock win over stumbling defending champions Steinaux. After the game, Svanfríð decided to swap out Quîrîjá for the potent Rato Guðmannsson, who’d scored twice, but it was a case of shutting the harpoon enclosure after the whale has bolted.
Even worse for Einar, he’d picked up through the grapevine that Altendalur were considering some changes to their ageing defence, and gambled on young Lau Sifong to play ahead of Thorn Tristram. Lau did play – and got sent off, as Altendalur continued their tradition of having the worst disciplinary record in the GPL (evidence of their uncouth Western brutishness, or of a systemic anti-Western bias among the referees?). And he’d picked Pedro Roâ: the young Tequiloan phenom wasn’t, thus far, continuing last season’s goal scoring spree, and managed another fat null points this week as the Chessmen’s goals came through Prentice (of course) and Pistor.
Julian had picked Sara Aðalsteinnsdóttir having noticed a really good Fliserboding midfielder called Sara. Of course, he was thinking of a player who left the club two seasons ago, but no matter, this Sara scored anyway, in the battle of the newly promoted sides. Festering rivalries from last season’s Division 1 scraps left it a messy game with 10 yellow cards handed out, and each of our fantasy players were affected, Einar – to put a miserable cap on his week – with two from each team, having chosen a number of budget options to give himself room in the budget for Wakabayashi. Who went goalless. Oh, Einar…
Week 3 Fantasy Standings
Larissa's Warriors 77
SwagBois69 71
121_weasels_in_11_trenchcoats 62
The Meteors 61
AFC Arnfast 60
enter team name here 42