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by Saint Kanye » Fri Jul 03, 2020 7:46 pm
by The Royal Kingdom of Quebec » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:04 pm
by Delaclava » Fri Jul 03, 2020 8:12 pm
Group A Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Drawkland 5 5 0 118 35 +83
2 Transmondian Commonwealth of New England 5 3 2 95 74 +21
3 Delaclava 5 3 2 115 81 +34
4 Royal Kingdom of Quebec 5 2 3 61 88 −27
5 Drunk People at the Local Tavern 5 1 4 41 114 −73
6 Equestria 5 1 4 43 81 −38
Group B Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Xanneria 5 4 1 118 35 +83
2 Taeshan 5 4 1 81 36 +45
3 Saint Kanye 5 3 2 80 91 −11
4 Jeckland 5 3 2 113 74 +39
5 Lisander 5 1 4 64 74 −10
6 Silver Beach 5 0 5 10 156 −146
Group C Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Main Nation Ministry 5 5 0 145 75 +70
2 Geektopia 5 4 1 104 45 +59
3 Velstrania 5 3 2 89 85 +4
4 Krytenia 5 1 4 82 107 −25
5 Squidroidia 5 1 4 60 89 −29
6 Martune 5 1 4 46 125 −79
Group D Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Ko-oren 5 4 1 98 23 +75
2 Cassadaigua 5 4 1 99 56 +43
3 TJUN-ia 5 4 1 105 41 +64
4 The Sarian 5 2 3 64 96 −32
5 The Jovannic 5 1 4 62 116 −54
6 Nagore 5 0 5 43 139 −96
Group E Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Terre Septentrionale 5 4 1 98 54 +44
2 Vangaziland 5 4 1 114 46 +68
3 Banija 5 3 2 126 88 +38
4 Western Fardelshufflestein 5 2 3 67 123 −56
5 HUElavia 5 2 3 93 77 +16
6 Alba and Cymru 5 0 5 36 146 −110
Group F Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Ranoria 5 5 0 143 40 +103
2 Newmanistan 5 4 1 108 44 +64
3 Inner AginanaUsordia 5 3 2 113 76 +37
4 Lovisa 5 2 3 79 137 −58
5 Bongo Johnson 5 1 4 51 105 −54
6 Damukuni 5 0 5 61 153 −92
Group G Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Free Republics 5 5 0 166 36 +130
2 The Greater Nordics 5 3 2 72 65 +7
3 Torisakia 5 3 2 121 114 +7
4 Northwest Kalactin 5 2 3 81 123 −42
5 Kohnhead 5 1 4 70 83 −13
6 Sarzonia 5 1 4 56 145 −89
Group H Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Allamunnic States 5 4 1 130 6 +124
2 Abanhfleft 5 4 1 45 32 +13
3 South Covello 5 4 1 74 50 +24
4 Karditan 5 2 3 55 50 +5
5 Mathuvan Union 5 1 4 36 74 −38
6 United Civil Republic 5 0 5 14 142 −128
by Squidroidia » Sat Jul 04, 2020 6:49 am
Box Score
Regulation
7-0 Squidroidia TD (Soseki), extra point good
7-7 Velstrania TD, extra point good
14-7 Squidroidia TD (Hanshiro), extra point good
14-10 Velstrania FG
14-17 Velstrania TD, extra point good
20-17 Squidroidia TD (Tomoyuki), extra point no good
20-20 Velstrania FG
20-23 Velstrania FG
The Schedule
All home games are at Inkopolis City Stadium
Matchday 1 - Vs. Martune L, 3-9 OT
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Matchday 2 - @ Geektopia L, 13-26
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Matchday 3 - Vs. Main Nation Ministry L, 0-19
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Matchday 4 - @ Krytenia W, 24-12
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Matchday 5 - Vs. Velstrania L, 20-23
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Matchday 6 - @ Martune
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Matchday 7 - Vs. Geektopia
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Matchday 8 - @ Main Nation Ministry
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Matchday 9 - Vs. Krytenia
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Matchday 10 - @ Velstrania
by Banija » Sat Jul 04, 2020 2:14 pm
by Terre Septentrionale » Sat Jul 04, 2020 2:27 pm
by Sarzonia » Sat Jul 04, 2020 3:03 pm
by Main Nation Ministry » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:02 am
This note has been addressed to top government officials, where any non top-government officials are to be given amnestics immediately. Truly that this memo is being read by those that I trust. You may continue reading.
To explain my abnormal absence, figuring that several conditions might have tipped you off. I am to not disclose my current whereabouts, as I have put myself on
a private mission. Due to the nature of this mission, if there is any direct interference, it might prove to have disastrous consquences. That's why I trust myself in doing this mission. There is a lot of things I wish to address to Princess Keller Harrington. Private things. But the thing I want to say is that I'm dependent on surviving on my own. I can't explain why for the safety of others. As usual, I know I have placed heavy work in other people's hands. Some are probably already backtalking me for doing so.
What's important is that I will return. Don't know when, but due to the conditions I'm in, travel might be limited. Under no circumstances, should you disrupt my office. I have already set a protocol to prevent entry into my private residence. Moreso, knowing that the government will not be run into the ground while I'm gone, I asked that things go smoothly for the World Bowl this season with the help of General Emmanuel Jones. The other ministries should be doing fine without my help, though the heads should know what they are doing.
And for good measure, Jessica Madden is still to be treated with disclipine.
I promise that I can explain some things from after my return to the nation. For now, my own conquest that I have embarked is to be ignored. Also, I didn't know if Keller likes coconut, though I ask that you give them to her.
Sincerely,
The Leader
by TJUN-ia » Sun Jul 05, 2020 8:03 am
by Ranoria » Sun Jul 05, 2020 11:21 am
Ranoria Remains Unbeaten, Newmanistan Nipping at Heels
Lovisa never stood a chance against this dynamic attack, and Derek McNair made sure to bury them early by leading his offense to a pair of first quarter touchdowns. Ranoria almost certainly knocked them out of the playoff hunt by bringing their record to 2-3, while our own remained spotless.
In the win, the defense notched an interception and four sacks, providing a playmaking spark that is necessary to secure such a standout performance on that side. The team's top corner, Darnell Sleight, also notched a safety late in the fourth quarter. In doing so, he ended a streak of two scoring drives in a row by Lovisa, and any hope they had at coming back.
As usual though, the offense garnered most of the attention. McNair provided 267 passing yards on 23 attempts and 20 completions, while Vice Jackson III carried the ball twenty eight times for 111 yards. Katterfield, the team's second runner, notched eight carries of his own today, and the ground game continued to be a lethal weapon for this team, especially with McNair passing just six times in the second half. When you go into halftime up 21-0, it's bound to happen.
However, Newmanistan refuses to go away. After a tight loss to our own national team earlier in the season, they are 4-1. A win against the Ranorian team in this coming second portion of the round robin could result in their winning of the group if this continues, which would be catastrophic for seeding purposes.
by Newmanistan » Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:09 pm
by Nagore » Sun Jul 05, 2020 2:18 pm
Out of Our League
by Allamunnic States » Sun Jul 05, 2020 3:53 pm
by Kohnhead » Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:18 pm
Group G Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Free Republics 5 5 0 166 36 +130
2 The Greater Nordics 5 3 2 72 65 +7
3 Torisakia 5 3 2 121 114 +7
4 Northwest Kalactin 5 2 3 81 123 −42
5 Kohnhead 5 1 4 70 83 −13
6 Sarzonia 5 1 4 56 145 −89
by Delaclava » Sun Jul 05, 2020 5:43 pm
Drawkland 27–16 Delaclava
1st Quarter
DRK, Jack Hoy 42 yard run (Dustin Beck pass to Riley Hoyt), 5:18
DRK, Beck 31 yard pass to Trey Council (Sammy Wilkins run), 0:32
2nd Quarter
DRK, Matthew Watts 26 yard FG, 9:41
3rd Quarter
DEL, Sequoyah Cooper 52 yard run (Brian Mathis run) 10:06
DRK, Lenox Daley 15 yard interception return (Beck pass to Toby Miller) 4:23
4th Quarter
DEL, Mathis 70 yard pass to Mateus Eldridge (Mathis pass to Matthew Plank) 2:31
by Saint Kanye » Sun Jul 05, 2020 6:44 pm
by The Royal Kingdom of Quebec » Sun Jul 05, 2020 7:35 pm
by Drawkland » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:08 pm
United Dalaran wrote:Goddammit, comrade. I just knew that someday some wild, capitalist, imperialist interstellar empire will swallow our country.CN on the RMB wrote:drawkland's leader has survived so many assassination attempts that I am fairly certain he is fidel castro in disguise
by Delaclava » Sun Jul 05, 2020 9:10 pm
Group A Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Drawkland 6 6 0 152 42 +110
2 Transmondian Commonwealth of New England 6 4 2 118 74 +44
3 Delaclava 6 4 2 132 95 +37
4 Royal Kingdom of Quebec 6 2 4 75 105 −30
5 Drunk People at the Local Tavern 6 1 5 41 137 −96
6 Equestria 6 1 5 50 115 −65
Group B Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Taeshan 6 5 1 98 49 +49
2 Jeckland 6 4 2 134 90 +44
3 Xanneria 6 4 2 131 52 +79
4 Saint Kanye 6 3 3 96 112 −16
5 Lisander 6 2 4 81 80 +1
6 Silver Beach 6 0 6 16 173 −157 E
Group C Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Main Nation Ministry 6 6 0 180 99 +81
2 Geektopia 6 5 1 136 58 +78
3 Velstrania 6 3 3 113 120 −7
4 Squidroidia 6 2 4 67 89 −22
5 Krytenia 6 1 5 95 139 −44 E
6 Martune 6 1 5 46 132 −86
Group D Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Cassadaigua 6 5 1 116 56 +60
2 Ko-oren 6 5 1 123 37 +86
3 TJUN-ia 6 4 2 105 58 +47
4 The Sarian 6 2 4 78 121 −43
5 The Jovannic 6 2 4 88 133 −45
6 Nagore 6 0 6 60 165 −105 E
Group E Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Terre Septentrionale 6 5 1 111 54 +57
2 Vangaziland 6 5 1 145 49 +96
3 Banija 6 4 2 159 109 +50
4 Western Fardelshufflestein 6 2 4 67 136 −69
5 HUElavia 6 2 4 114 110 +4
6 Alba and Cymru 6 0 6 39 177 −138 E
Group F Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Ranoria 6 6 0 187 54 +133
2 Newmanistan 6 5 1 131 53 +78
3 Inner AginanaUsordia 6 4 2 130 91 +39
4 Lovisa 6 2 4 88 160 −72
5 Bongo Johnson 6 1 5 66 122 −56
6 Damukuni 6 0 6 75 197 −122 E
Group G Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Free Republics 6 6 0 196 50 +146
2 The Greater Nordics 6 4 2 97 68 +29
3 Torisakia 6 4 2 140 123 +17
4 Northwest Kalactin 6 2 4 84 148 −64
5 Kohnhead 6 1 5 84 113 −29
6 Sarzonia 6 1 5 65 164 −99
Group H Pld W L PF PA PD
1 Allamunnic States 6 5 1 150 6 +144
2 Abanhfleft 6 5 1 76 46 +30
3 South Covello 6 4 2 84 62 +22
4 Karditan 6 3 3 67 60 +7
5 Mathuvan Union 6 1 5 50 105 −55
6 United Civil Republic 6 0 6 14 162 −148 E
by Ranoria » Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:48 pm
A Clean Slate: Cornerback Renders Damukini Top WR Helpless
Darnell Sleight was the focus of our last piece, and that will continue here. The corner, a fourth round draft pick in 2019 who was cut in his third season, has beens sensational the last two games. After an interception and a safety in week 5, his man was targeted just three times today, all resulting in pass deflections. Sleight is emerging as a young speedster after playing sub par football early in the year. That said, the coaches have allowed him to play more man coverage in the last couple of games, and he has thrived in that system.
If he keeps this up, he'll be put in an interesting position. The entirety of the Ranorian Football League is scooping up pass rushers and defensive backs with a fervor. And, after being drafted by the Illinois Farmers, he'll have his pick of a football team more than ready to pay him top money for a cornerback.
But of course, we have other news! The offense finally turned in a 40 plus point game, and McNair led the entire way. The quarterback turned in 4 touchdowns passing and two rushing, thoroughly dominating his competition with 471 total yards. He has been hard to stop so far, and has only turned the ball over twice, both in the same game. Which, of course, was a victory for the 6-0 squad.
With this standout job by the offense, they are the second highest scoring team in the World Bowl qualifier rounds, sitting just 9 points behind the Free Republics in that category with 186 in 6 games, good for an average of exactly 31.
QB Derek McNair:
-115/138, 1,708, 12.3 P/A, 14 TD, 2 INT
-30 rush, 172 yards, 5.73 yp/a, 4 TD, 1 fumble/1 lost
HB Vice Jackson III:
-140 carries, 624 yards, 4.45 yp/a, 2 TD
-16 receptions, 110 yards, 1 TD
HB Carlson Katterfield:
-22 rushes, 95 yards, 4.32 yp/a
-13 receptions, 92 yards, 1 TD
TE Johnny Farmer:
-31 receptions, 381 yards, 6 TD
WR Ricardo Jackson:
-32 receptions, 501 yards, 3 TD
DE William Teller: 18 tackles, 4.5 sacks, 2 TFL
DT Kevin Gerhart: 12 tackles, 2.5 sack
CB Darnell Sleight: 17 tackles, 2 sack, 5 PDef, 2 INT, 1 safety
by TJUN-ia » Mon Jul 06, 2020 6:19 am
by Squidroidia » Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:52 am
Box Score
Regulation
0-7 Squidroidia TD (Hideyoshi), extra point good
The Schedule
All home games are at Inkopolis City Stadium
Matchday 1 - Vs. Martune L, 3-9 OT
-
Matchday 2 - @ Geektopia L, 13-26
-
Matchday 3 - Vs. Main Nation Ministry L, 0-19
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Matchday 4 - @ Krytenia W, 24-12
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Matchday 5 - Vs. Velstrania L, 20-23
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Matchday 6 - @ Martune W, 7-0
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Matchday 7 - Vs. Geektopia
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Matchday 8 - @ Main Nation Ministry
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Matchday 9 - Vs. Krytenia
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Matchday 10 - @ Velstrania
by Terre Septentrionale » Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:30 pm
by Sarzonia » Mon Jul 06, 2020 2:47 pm
by Jeckland » Mon Jul 06, 2020 2:52 pm
"It had been a good start to the St. Kanye Surge national gridiron team's World Bowl XXXIX campaign, as they got back to back wins against the Jeckland Spuds, 24-12, and the team from Lisander, 20-15.. They also picked up the win in their home opener against the Michigan Spuds, 20-15. They would have scored in that contest had it not been for an interception by the team from Springfield, 15-13.
"The team will have a chance to play again during the national season's final round on the road against the University of Minnesota, who beat the Spuds in the national semifinals."
"The game will be played on Friday, January 12, at 8:00 PM CST. For more information on how to watch the St. Kanye Surge national football game, please click here."
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