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Postby Banija » Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:16 pm

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Serpent Eagles fly to Vangaziland for massive World Bowl tilt against Pot 1 side Vangaziland

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Banijan defenders celebrate a score at home against HUElavia


VANGAZILAND- As we talked about in our last article, the Banijan World Bowl campaign has been resurrected. After an 0-2 start, Alastair Jobs has gotten everybody focused and turned the campaign around. In Busukuma, the team avenged their Matchday 1 overtime loss in HUElavia, by turning around and beating the HUelavians in a closely contested game at home, 33-21. Isaka Jawara was the focal point for the offense, and the star quarterback did not disappoint. Three touchdowns through the air, as Okparro and Alan Saba both added a touchdown carry on the ground. Five touchdowns scored, even if a PAT was missed and a separate two point conversion was missed. The offense is rolling right now, the team is carrying momentum.

But we are still not in the position we want to be in. Take a look at the table- we are one game behind the joint group leaders, Terre Septentrionale and Vangaziland. Those teams are both 5-1, and Terre Septentrionale holds the tiebreakers, having beaten Vangaziland. It is a tough scenario- a joint game behind both the group's leaders, as we desperately try and chase for a spot in the knockout stages. But not all is lost. The Banijans still control their own destiny. We have games remaining against both Vangaziland and Terre Septentrionale- we will travel to Vangaziland here for Matchday 7, and then turn around and play the Nordiques in Busukuma on Matchday 8.

There we no thoughts in their heads about Terre Septentrionale, however- everyone's minds were on the task at hand- Vangaziland. "Vangaziland is in Pot 1 for a reason." Said Alastair Jobs, the Head Coach. "They're a strong, well-coached program with a bunch of talent. They are disciplined, fundamentally sound, and there's a reason they are ranked in the top 10. Their ranking is fully deserved, and their 5-1 record is deserved as well. However, knowing all of their strengths, we still come in with plenty of confidence. We have always believed that we are better than the #19 ranking. We believe that we have the talent level to be elite in this sport once again. It wasn't on display in the past couple of World Bowls. But it has been these last few games."

"But you know what wins mean. By themselves, they mean very little. When you string together wins consistently, create a winning tradition, winning mentality, winning expectations- well, everything and anything is possible. Even pulling off what would surely be an incredible upset over Vangaziland. The firm belief, the self-confidence, is there. We're going to have to execute. The fans in Vangaziland are great- we're going to have to keep our heads. But we can do it."

What are the keys for the Serpent Eagles as they look for their fifth victory in a row, to take them one massive step closer to the knockout stages of World Bowl XXXIX? The first key, of course, is the line of scrimmage. This team will spread it out and air it out, on the back of their all-world quarterback Isaka Jawara, proud alumnus of The Loyola University, most commonly known as Loyola-Istria. They need to give Jawara time. There will already be plenty of pressures- he'll likely have to run a silent count, for one. There will be crowd noise. But we give this player enough time, and he'll torch any defense in the multiverse.

Another key is physicality at the point of attack. Now, this goes to the defensive side of the football. Vangaziland is not the easiest side to stop- they've got talent on that side of the ball too. While we lead the group averaging 26.5 points per game, they are not far behind us at all, averaging somewhere around 24 points per game. WE have to be physical at the line of scrimmage when we don't have the ball. That means with their recievers. We have a couple of yards of cushion- we need to disrupt that timing. Our corners, Saihou Fadika and Dembo Guissé, are capable of being physical. We imagine the coach will emphasize that, give our D-Linemen the extra half second to throw the play off beat and get to the quarterback.

It's a big game. It's on the road. We're the underdogs. But who are we? We are Banija. This nation has the talent to be elite in this sport- all we gotta do is show it on the field. We need to reverse the free fall we've had, and lay a foundation for the future. This is one of those pivotal games as we work to move up the ranks. Will those four wins in a row end up being nice, but meaningless as we drop out in group play for the second tournament in a row? Or will this Vangaziland game validate those performances, and put a message to the rest of the group that we mean business?

We'll find out, tomorrow night, in Vangaziland. Go Serpent Eagles!
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Postby Torisakia » Mon Jul 06, 2020 5:45 pm

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And welcome to another edition of the Sports With Bort blog, I'm your always humble host Bort Stevens. We're continuing our special report on Torisakia's World Bowl 39 campaign that we earlier in the week. We're going to look at Torisakia's second match against Sarzonia, which kickstarted the second leg of the World Bowl last night.

Eh, it could've been better. I'm never going to complain about a win, but I would have liked to have seen more. Granted our defense held Sarzonia to only 3 field goals, our offense was the thing that was lacking. We did indeed manage a touchdown in the first quarter, but all our momentum fell apart afterwards. Four possessions inside the red zone, one of which got all the way down to the 2, and we ended up with 4 field goals. Sure that's 100% efficiency, but we need to be scoring touchdowns, not kicking field goals. Other than that, the offense just look out of sync and wasn't the same offense we've been used to seeing. It felt like the defense was keeping us in the game the whole time, even though it was mostly Sarzonia's own fault they couldn't score with 3 turnovers.



Box Score1Q2Q3Q4QFinal
Sarzonia (1-5)03339
Torisakia (4-2)736319


The Ice Birds' first and only touchdown of the night came on a 24 yard run by Michael Prickett midway through the first quarter. The running game was really the only thing working, as Aaron Spady was having a tough time getting the ball to his receivers. It was a mixture of bad reads (uncharacteristic for someone like Spady), receivers dropping the ball, and good coverage by the Sarzonia defense. Still, Spady went 11/23 for 143 yards with no interceptions. He also managed 58 yards on the ground as well, so I have to applaud him on that. Torisakia extended their lead early in the second quarter with a 29 yard field goal by Matthew DeBerry to go up 10-0. A long, mighty snoozefest followed for the next 13 minutes and 54 seconds until Sarzonia notched a field goal right before halftime to get them on the board. There were times where Sarzonia began to drive, but the defense took the wheel with sacks, tackles for losses, and interceptions. The first interception came with 8 minutes in the second quarter as Sarzonia entered the red zone. QB Sam Rosen didn't see Armell Paul behind his receiver and Paul was able to jump the pass to turn Sarzonia away. Now you understand what I mean by "it felt like the defense was keeping us in the game the whole time".

The second half was a complete snoozefest. If both teams weren't kicking field goals, they were either punting or turning the ball over. Torisakia got on the board first out of the half on a 35 yard field goal by DeBerry to go up by 10. Sarzonia would answer on their next drive with a field goal of their own, a 40 yarder by Adam Novak. Torisakia went three-and-out on their next drive with around 3 minutes remaining in the quarter, but Sarzonia returner Steve Swain lost the ball in the lights and it hit off his facemask, right into the hands of Asim Hawkins to set the Ice Birds up in great field position. Torisakia managed to drive all the way down to the 2 yard line before having to settle for yet another field goal due to poor playcalling and dropped passes. Torisakia led 16-6 at the end of the quarter. The fourth quarter was the most boring and anticlimactic of all. Midway through, Sarzonia scored another field goal to only be down by 7. Trying to be cute, they attempted an onside kick similar to the one they successfully did in their first match against us. Unfortunately for them, we were ready for it and recovered the kick. Torisakia mainly chewed clock on the ensuing possession and the final score of the night came with 3 minutes left by way of a 26 yard field goal by DeBerry. Sarzonia tried to muster up something but failed in the end as Sam Rosen threw another pick late in the fourth that fully sealed the game, allowing Torisakia to walk away with a 19-9 victory.

GAME SUMMARY OF SARZONIA VS. TORISAKIA
1st QUARTER
7:14 TOR - 24 yard run by M. Prickett (DeBerry PAT)
END OF 1ST Sarzonia: 14 Torisakia: 3

2nd QUARTER
13:57 TOR- 29 yard field goal by M. DeBerry
0:00 SRZ - 38 yard field goal by A. Novak
END OF 2ND Torisakia: 10 Sarzonia: 3

3rd QUARTER
9:45 TOR- 35 yard field goal by M. DeBerry
5:14 SRZ - 40 yard field goal by A. Novak
1:33 TOR- 19 yard field goal by M. DeBerry
END OF 3RD Sarzonia: 6 Torisakia: 16

4th QUARTER
7:19 SRZ - 39 yard field goal by A. Novak
3:02 TOR- 26 yard field goal by M. DeBerry
END OF 4TH Sarzonia: 9 Torisakia: 19


Torisakia's next match is against Northwest Kalactin, who lost to Greater Nordics last night by a score of 25-3. We blew out Northwest Kalactin in our first meeting 51-14 behind good offense and strong defense. We can hope that that same team shows up for this game. We can't afford to drop too many games if we hope to make it to the playoffs. We'll be playing on the road so hopefully that doesn't shake things in Northwest Kalactin's direction. We haven't particularly played well on the road this time around, mainly against Greater Nordics. This is one of those "can't play away from home" type of deals, which may come back to bite us if we do make the playoffs as every match will be played neutral site in Delaclava. Either we get our shit together and start playing like I know we can on the road, or risk not making the playoffs or being a first round exit. The choice is ours.

Welp, that's all I have for today. I'll be back with another edition of Sports with Bort soon to discuss the Torisakia-Northwest Kalactin matchup as well as take a look at other happenings around the tournament in other groups and preview the next matchday. Take care and I'm making progress on teaching Jules how to spin. So far he can turn his body a full 360 degrees, but can't do it at a fast enough speed to really spin. I've thought about making one of those big spinning top toys and putting him on it so he can experience spinning for himself and hopefully encourage him to spin on his own. He should be a pro at it by the end of the month. I'll keep you all updated.
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Postby Free Republics » Mon Jul 06, 2020 6:36 pm

Official Statement from Consul Scarlett Nicholls on Sarzonia World Bowl Team's visit to Republica

Tonight, Sarzonia will play at Gem of the Oceans Stadium in Republica. I wish to welcome them to Republica. While their government and Senator Izmailov continues to create unnecessary tensions between our nations, I wish to assure them that the current government of the Free Republics bears them no ill will. Due to the possibility that supporters of Senator Izmailov may engage in criminal acts motivated by hatred against Sarzonian nationals, we will be providing each Sarzonian athlete, coach or other official with protection in the form of a law enforcement escort. These escorts are optional and were chosen for their integrity and willingness to put public safety above their own personal feelings towards those they're tasked with protecting. However, should any Sarzonian wish to eschew their personal protector, they may do so. Furthermore, any Sarzonian who wishes to do so is, per our laws, permitted to carry a firearm and, if they do not already own one, to purchase a firearm.

The ongoing third round of the election has been extended due to a series of strong storms in parts of the Federation that interfered with voting in some areas and with vote counting in others. As we permit anybody lawfully present in the Free Republics to vote in our elections, Sarzonian players, coaches and officials are welcome to visit a polling place to cast a ballot for either of our candidates for consul. We do encourage them, however, to refrain from voting multiple times as we can and will arrest anybody who votes multiple times for voter fraud, as a certain former President of South Covello discovered 4 years ago when he attempted to vote for me multiple times.

Most of all, I want to encourage the Sarzonians visiting our great capital city to explore the city and to talk to people who actually live here instead of just believing whatever you've been told about our nation. Furthermore, I want to assure the people of Sarzonia that I will veto any attempt to order an attack on their nation as long as I am consul of the Free Republics. I unequivocally oppose the "Invade the World" policy advocated by one of the politicians in this nation and should he win the election, I will do everything in my power to stop him from pursuing his megalomaniacal fantasies.

Finally, I will personally be in attendance at the World Bowl game to see if our reigning World Bowl champions can continue their winning streak for the 14th World Bowl game in a row. May the best team win!

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Postby Allamunnic States » Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:25 pm

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One Year of Andrsunnian Leadership
In first year, Premier has broken with his predecessor and sought a more active role on the world stage.
Primary Writer: Abygael Shraedur --- Research Support: Andrik Piotrsunn
Published: 7/1/2020


Part I - Background

It's difficult to imagine that Junn Andrsunn, at first glance, would be the one to signal such a major shift in Ottonian foreign policy. The sandy-haired, seemingly prematurely-aged 46-year old is the very image of a prefectural bureaucrat, not one of the would-be-leaders of an international tide of democracy. Yet with his Premiership still in its infancy, that is precisely what the Andrsunn seems to be aiming for.

To understand why the soft-spoken head of state's actions, such as selling weapons to the Aligonian government of Leuter Sion or the embrace of the Kiso Pact, are considered so significant, it is necessary to review the foreign policy of Andrsunn's predecessor.

While harsher rhetoric was not alien to Sofya Rudulf, the former Governor-General of Jormundea's style was much more to seek consensus and to please as many people as possible. A skilled administrator, after all, needs many favors and many friends, and Rudulf was often willing, to an extent that sometimes distressed her political allies, to talk and negotiate with less-democratic regimes to the South. Border security with the Southern Monarchist State was relaxed and overtures regarding the potential restoration of Ottonia's whole territory to its people were floated toward the end of Rudulf's tenure, and she was often seen laughing and chatting amiably with royals and their allies when diplomacy called for it. It was hard to argue with the results: Premier Rudulf's efforts saw the proliferation of Ottonian goods into markets that had previously been difficult to access, and exchange programs between students accelerated, part of an effort to show the Ottonian model of folks' rule as a guiding star for the people of the world.

Even the leaders of nations with which Ottonia has frequently found itself at odds spoke highly of her. Eitan Herzog, Yisrael’s president from 2004 to 2012, recalled:

"Sofya [Rudulf] was always a delight to deal with. Even when we had disagreements - as happens between countries with distinct cultural and political traditions like North Ottonia and Yisrael - I never felt she took it personally, and she always gave me the benefit of the doubt. We cooperated strongly on rescuing Jews from Keuland and enforcing international sanctions against the regime in Mutul [...] She displayed an unexpected side of Ottonian culture I had rarely encountered: that small-town neighborly warmth."


And yet, Rudulf had her critics. Often enough, nominal allies in the Ottonian Labor Front (OLF) would side with their usual rivals among National Unity Front (NUF) to criticize Rudulf. Torren Vogler, now the head of the OLF, was just a Folksmoot representative whose star was on the rise in 2014 when he said:

“I don’t doubt the Premier’s motives, but I wonder sometimes if she’s too eager to make friends with people who would love nothing more than to crush our friends and see us fail.”


The disputes over how much detente was appropriate with the Southerners led to tension in the ruling coalition between the OLF, Radical Liberal Party (RLP), and Union of Federalist Parties (UFP). And it was by listening to those critics that helped Andrsunn snag the nomination for the Premiership as a united front candidate between the OLF, UFP, and NUF, who in July 2019 rode their new alliance to the Premiership and a majority in the Folksmoot for their coalition.

Part of what won Andrsunn allies among the OLF and NUF, two parties that can be hard-pressed to agree on what to have for lunch, nevermind anything of national significance, was a conviction that Ottonia owed people struggling for freedom around the world their aid. Although the two parties have generally disagreed on how best to pursue foreign intervention, the notion that the OFR should be taking a leading role in spreading its ideals abroad is shared.

While Andrsunn’s ascent was well-received among many Ottonian political commentators, as well as prompting enthusiasm among members of the international left in more conservative nations. It also caused some consternation abroad. Per Ariel Goldblatt, the Yisraeli Feldman administration’s ambassador to Ghant at the time (and current foreign minister):

"Our government is concerned, to say the least, of Andrsunn's election to the North Ottonian premiership. President Feldman enjoyed the cordiality of [Sofya] Rudulf, but she was at least sensible and tried to meet us half-way. Andrsunn's hard-left campaign promises do not bode well for our diplomatic relationship. We shall see how extreme or aggressive he tries to be on the geopolitical stage and President Feldman will react accordingly."


Early on, the young Federalist Premier seemed poised to mostly follow the OLF’s vision of foreign intervention, pushing the Folksmoot to increase funding assistance to chapters of the Universal Labor Front (ULF) around the world, as well as making strong overtures to other Kiso Pact nations. A meeting with Ostrozavan Primar Dominik Moravec seemed to move the needle toward closer, more cooperative relations between the two North Belisarian leftist nations, which have often been somewhat distant due to Ostrozava’s long-standing policy of neutrality.

A little more than four months into his premiership, Andrsunn’s commitment to that would be put to the test when protests swept Gran Aligonia. Initially voicing cautious support to the protestors, Andrsunn’s public stance, with the support of the ruling coalition, shifted towards enthusiastic support. Those protests would ultimately force the abdication of Prince Veremundo in favor of an elected government in January of this year. The new government, under the leadership of Leuter Sion, almost immediately began to run afoul of imperialist powers in the Periclean as the Aligonian people sought to reestablish sovereign control over their home, which had become crowded with foreign troops.

To assist in the solidification of the new government, Andrsunn and his allies in the Folksmoot offered the aid of Ottonian advisors to help retrain the Aligonian Xendarmeria along more defense force-like lines. This was accompanied, over the following months, by a substantial arms deal which simultaneously helped provide appreciated business to Ottonian manufacturers as well as improving the capabilities of the nascent republic’s self-defense forces.

In addition to the closer ties with the nations forming the new “Kiso Pact”, Andrsunn has caused some controversy among the “Southern” nations by also seeking closer ties with what is perceived as a more radical socialist regime in Jhengtsang. Attempts at even brokering a proper in-person meeting between Andrsunn and Premier Sonam Wangchuk, when had previously praised Andrsunn, saying:

“It is to be commended that Premier Andrsunn seems intent on breaking Ottonia’s turn away from the international struggle of the proletariat. We look forward to further cooperation with our Ottonian comrades as the fight for liberation continues.”


To further discuss this context and what he envisions for the future, Premier Andrsunn was able to meet with us for an interview.


Part II - An Interview with the Premier


What follows is a transcript of an interview FPAN's Abygael Shraedur conducted with Ottonian Premier Junn Andrsunn at the FPAN Bureau in Innsboro. The transcript has been edited for length and relevance. The full interview can be viewed here.

AS: Thank you for joining us, Premier.
PJA: Oh it's my pleasure. Always glad to be able to shed some light on how the government runs. Where would you like to start?

AS: I wanted to ask you about your government's thoughts on the recent revelations about the International Democratic Revolution, and its relationship with the Ostrozavan PRCO, as Chronicled in The Optimist. Some foreign governments have suggested that the link between the PRCO & IDR cast doubt on the legitimacy of movements like those in Aligonia, which your administration has supported. What response, if any, do you have to that assertion?
PJA: I would say that those saying that have a vested interest in dismissing the Aligonian Revolution and like-minded movements around the world. It's a fair question about whether the IDR's tactics are as effective or worth the trade-offs in perception they require, but the idea that the IDR and PRCO by extension are somehow planting the seeds of revolution in otherwise peaceful countries is, frankly, absurd.

AS: So you disagree with the idea, advanced by some pundits, especially further south, that IDR and PRCO involvement means that movements like the Aligonian Revolution are not organic?
PJA: [i]Absolutely. Movements like that do not take root without fertile ground. It's very convenient for a foreign leader to claim dissent is being created by a foreign adversary; it lets their citizens fixate on a threatening other, and ignore the implications that the people trying to fight for freedom are, often enough, their own friends, family, or neighbors, trying to build a better life and not foreign terrorists looking to destroy all that is good. And it lets elites around the world delude themselves into thinking that people fighting for their freedom are part of some nefarious conspiracy, when the reality is that the people in power are laying the groundwork in their own nations more often than not. It is absolutely a perception encouraged by those with an agenda to quash the advancement of global freedom.


AS: You said a moment ago that the IDR's tactics might be less-than-ideal. Could you elaborate on that, a bit?
PJA: What I mean is that the use of violence, especially as a first resort, is polarizing. It can run the risk of alienating necessary allies to a true mass movement. That's not to say violence does not have its place in effecting political change, but too much overt militancy can risk steepening the hill that a movement has to climb up. Ultimately, what tactics are necessary is what local leaders have to decide, when they need to defend themselves and their countrymen against tyranny versus when they're best served by adhering to nonviolence. And to that end, I think that the PRCO, insofar as it's seemingly transformed the IDR from a loose network that lets organizations talk to each other globally, into something more centralized, is doing the cause of worldwide liberty a disservice.

AS: So this information has not caused any discussions within your coalition about revising this government's position regarding Aligonia?
PJA: Correct, it has not. As far as we are concerned, this in no way undermines the legitimacy of the Aligonian Republic, and so it does not in any way affect our duty to help support it. Even if certain entities elsewhere in the world might use this as an opportunity to... what was it? Oh yes, "strike at the global left-republican bloc".

I cannot stress enough that our coalition, Federalists, Nationalists, and Labor alike, all hold self-determination to be one of the keys to a better world, and it needs to be upheld wherever needed.


AS: To switch gears a little bit, there have been reports of recent, increased immigration to Ottonia from Yisrael as a result of political developments in the Kingdom. Has your administration done anything to encourage this trend, or otherwise affect it?
PJA: We have not. We do not see any need to. Our immigration laws are working as intended, and these are frequently well-educated, hardworking nationals, often enough with Ottonians in their family tries, who are coming here for a better life. They are as included in the Ottonian dream as any others, and they are welcome to come here and make this Republic stronger. If their former home country is so uninterested in keeping them, well then their loss will be our gain.



Abygael Shraedur is a member of FPAN's Innsboro Office and primarily is concerned with coverage of the federal government. For this piece, she was assisted by Andrik Piotrsunn, another member of FPAN's Innsboro Office, and also an adjunct professor of Library Sciences at Innsboro College.
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XANNERIA - Well the Maroons home rebuttal ended with hopes of a sweep against the Purple Tae's dashed after a 17-3 lead was deemed insurmountable to the god's of gridiron. The Maroons with their defence stalled the Taeshani team to 17 points but the run first offense of the maroons and their elite college and XGL rookie level talent couldn't take control over the game. After the 21-7 thudding of Taeshan, it was clear that the Taeshani team figured out the Maroons offense. When it came down to it the QB play of the Xannerians was no where near that of Alexandre Forrest who carved up the Maroons defense for 307 yards and thankfully one solo TD in the first quarter. Kwame Marks did well but was overall not on the level of Forrest. Also hurting the Maroons chances were the lack of the traditional run game. Perez could only muster out 72 yards but on 28 attempts Marks got 40 yards on 8 runs and a TD but his job being more that of a game manager. In the end though Marks passing performence of 12-24 for 170 yards did put in the Maroons as the Taeshani defense really did a great job in all aspects. Next up for the Maroons is Jeckland, the Chicken people are tied with Xanneria for second but have the 1-0 edge, so now with Xanneria keeping the Points Differential edge a victory is super key if second place or first is to be obtained.

FIRST QUARTER
Patrick Wantanabe 37yrd pass from Alexandre Forrest (Stephens XP) 7-0 (9:44)

SECOND QUARTER
Stankowitz 42 yrd FG 7-3 (8:33)
Stephens 39 yrd FG 10-3 (7:21)
Forrest 3yrd run (Stephens Kick good) 17-3 (2:17)


THIRD QUARTER
Marks 12 yrd run (Stankowtiz kick Good) 17-10(2:09)

FOURTH QUARTER
Stankowitz 37 yrd FG 17-13(10:09)

STAT LEADERS
PASSING: Alexandre Forrest (TAE) 20-25 307 1TD
RUSHING: Karl Huyett (TAE) 18 attempts 79 yards 1 catch 3 yrds
RECEIVING: Isaac Smallwood (TAE) 8 catches 110 yards
DEFENSE: A.J. Axlerod 12 tckls 2.0 scks
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Delaclava's impressive 67-13 victory over northern neighbors Sarzonia in a non-competition friendly has reignited recent debate over the role that various Delaclav sporting teams play in their homeland's diplomatic mission.

For those who are more committed to watching the gridiron for any other sport, the blowout perhaps seemed like a game where a superior team had simply gotten carried away in a massive victory. But for fans of a wider variety of sports, particularly members of older generations and social media "keyboard warriors", the match was the latest in a trend of Delaclav athletes lacking the proper appreciation of diplomatic bonds that were created and strengthened in a pre-isolation era.

Kevin Hoyce, president of the Delaclava Gridiron Association, personally issued an apology in a press conference the morning after the game. His prepared statement read, in part: "On behalf of the DGA, I offer my sincerest apologies that our representative gridiron team put on a performance that had the effect of needlessly embarrassing our gracious opponents and neighbors, the Sarzonia Stars, in an agreed friendly game that carried no competitive significance... We hope that this unfortunate situation will not dissuade the Sarzonian team from taking part in future goodwill matches, as a Cyanea Classic or otherwise."

A statement issued on behalf of the Delaclava Olympic Committee echoed similar sentiments, professed "shock at the disrespect that took place," and concluded, "It is our hope that the DGA will continue to look into this matter internally and re-educate any iteration of the national team on their responsibility to compete with fairness and promote diplomacy with any allied nation."

Until the Cyanea Classic at Royster Field, the most prominent controversy regarding the topic was generated by Delaclav football captain Keaton Durbridge after his comments regarding a 6-4 loss in their World Cup qualification opener, including, "I don't really give a shit about this being a feel good match," which some regarded as tasteless when the pregame ceremony featured a celebration of Delaclav scientists and Sarzonian health care workers at the front lines of a viral outbreak. Durbridge wasn't done generating controversy - many weeks later, he left the field of play without shaking hands following a 5-3 home defeat to the Stars. It was the Phoenixes' third straight close defeat to their allies - and the second crucial loss to them in their World Cup qualifying campaign.

The national hockey team also garnered minor criticism for what was perceived as excessive celebration following a 3-1 victory in the semifinals of the Atlantian Oceania Hockey Championships in Northwest Kalactin. These previous occurrences were somewhat excused given the competitive significance of the contests in question. But the latest result - an exceedingly large margin of victory with nothing on the line - has generated the most uproar thus far.

To their credit, the gridiron Phoenixes seemed genuinely merciful in their romp to victory. Gorka Bielsa and his coaching staff did everything a team is "supposed" to do in a blowout - give playing time to the reserves, employ a run-heavy game, try out new and untested tactics - while still giving full effort in respect to the opponent. Quarterback and captain Brian Mathis, who was removed from the game halfway through the third quarter, explained a few days after the fact, "Sometimes you just get those games where you try to pump the brakes, and the points just keep coming. It even happens with two evenly matched teams like we had that night. Whatever offensive lineup or plan we put in just kept rolling along."

"The shoe could just as easily have been on the other foot, so we're glad we were on the right side of things."

Mathis rejected the notion that his team had any further responsibility to let the foot off the gas: "We were just the better team that night, on both sides of the ball. We've taken our lumps some games, we've given them out other times. You go with whatever happens, regardless of who's on the other end of the field."

Offering a valuable outside perspective on the situation in a recent op-ed posted on UNC.com was Jim Levins, coach of the St. James University men's basketball dynasty and of the Delaclava national basketball team. Notably, his first match with the national squad was a 70-66 warmup loss to the Stars, played in an empty arena in the midst of the aforementioned pandemic.

"I deeply admire the endeavor of our governing bodies to continue to foster matchups against a number of allies and friendly nations off the court or field," Levins wrote. "Not only is it a great opportunity to bring athletes and spectators together, and develop diplomatic relations in a recreational venue, it is often an opportunity for the two sides to hone their skills in an evenly matched contest and improve as a result.

"After the Sarzonia-Delaclava game, both of our squads exceeded expectations in the subsequent International Basketball Championships - our squad went 5-5 in our international re-debut and defeated the eventual silver medalists, while the Stars went 7-3 and advanced to the round of 16."

Cutting to the heart of the matter, Levins later wrote, "I can understand why this game was so frustrating for so many involved. As I previously wrote, we play these friendly matches to get valuable repetitions, and to bring people together. When we have one gridiron team beating another by 54 points and there seems to be no reason it, that doesn't accomplish either goal - quite the opposite."

"Ultimately, we agree to play these contests thinking that there will be some value to it, that the two squads will be evenly matched, and the reality is, that doesn't always happen. Sometimes one team is better on the day. Sometimes it's a lot better. The best I can advise is that when we agree to a match against anybody, we anticipate and prepare for the skill level of the two teams, the possible range of outcomes, and whether we need a certain course of action when a contest begins to head lopsided."

Levins' response, while more measured, highlights the shift in attitude of Delaclav sporting personnel compared to pre-isolation competition. Decades ago, diplomacy seemed to be the priority, and the results did not matter as much. The new guard seems out to take no prisoners, regardless of the names on the front of the jerseys. Perhaps they'd point to numerous significant defeats to friendly nations - final losses to the Stars in World Bowl XI, World Lacrosse Championships 16, the first World Indoor Soccer Championship, and many Scott Cups; the World Cup qualifying defeats this past cycle, the Pacitalian Superscorigami in AOCAF XXXI. They - and especially Keaton Durbridge - might offer that while respect is mandatory, even a hint of friendliness can show vulnerability, a dangerous trait in games of inches.

It's a welcome competitive perspective at a time where all the Delaclav national teams are starting anew, trying to create a following, wanting to prove to their fans that if they come along for the ride, they'll journey somewhere special. But surely there's still room for understanding the nuances of the situation - both for the circumstances of the game and within the game itself. The Delaclav athletes want to be heroes to their country and to the world, but villains and bullies keep going when the fight's over, or when there's not any fight to begin with. Heroes fight until they've vanquished their enemies, and not a moment longer.

One thing's for certain: when it's all on the line, there will be no holds barred. Perhaps it's a harsh and cruel attitude - or perhaps it's finally a championship mentality.

Credit to Jim Levins and to Universal News Company for allowing us to re-publish, in part, Levins' writing. The opinions stated in this piece are that of the writer, and not of DSGN as an organization, or any other individual employed by or associated with the network.
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Postby Saint Kanye » Mon Jul 06, 2020 7:57 pm

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SPUDS GET REVENGE ON SURGE IN ST. KANYE, 21-16

by Adam Murphy

KARDASHIA - The St. Kanye Surge national gridiron team came into Pencurve Electronics Field gunning for a repeat of their World Bowl XXXIX opening day win against the Jeckland Spuds. However, it was the revenge-minded Spuds who would show their muscle early, taking a commanding 21-2 halftime lead. The Surge came alive in the second half, but the visitors did just enough to keep them at bay and hold on to a 21-16 win.

Shel Brooke (no relation to Kanyean stock car racer Jeremiah) returned the opening kickoff 103 yards for a quick score. The home team would get on the board some minutes later, but only on a safety caused by Spuds QB Toby Fishman being sacked in his own endzone. In the second quarter, the Spuds tripled their score by getting two more touchdowns, leaving the Yeezies in too deep a hole.

The Surge made some adjustments to their plays and got their offensive groove back, with Landon Klein finding lead receiver Bruce Dobler for a score twice in the third quarter. The Jeckish defense held their ground in the fourth, though. Three times St. Kanye had the opportunity to score, but ended up getting three and outs. As the final buzzer sounded, it became official - they would fall to 0.500 once again with their third loss in six games.

"That first half was disastrous", said Klein, who despite throwing for 17/31 for 290 yards and two touchdowns (108.27 QBR) was unable to lead his team to victory. "The second half was better, but it didn't really matter as we got so far behind." Added Surge head coach Jeff Delphine, "We gotta get out of being a middle of the pack team in this competition. We're not mediocre every game, but our big wins are getting overshadowed by the big losses. We ought to put in more effort, especially as we're facing the ranked teams once more." The Kanyeans may not have gone 2-0 against their Jeckish counterparts, but they'll get another opportunity at a sweep by going to Lisander (2-4) next. The Lisanderians kept Silver Beach winless in six games with a 17-6 win. Jeckland (4-2), on the other hand, visits the Xanneria Maroons (also 4-2), recent losers by a 13-17 margin against the Taeshan Fitin' Falcons (5-1)
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Scoring Information:

JEC - Brooke 103 kickoff return (Royceston kick) JEC 7-0
STK - Safety, Carver tackled Fishman in end zone JEC 7-2

JEC - Peterson 31 run (Royceston kick) JEC 14-2
JEC - Booth 45 pass from Fishman (Royceston kick) JEC 21-2

STK - Dobler 28 pass from Klein (Rasputin kick) JEC 21-9
STK - Dobler 58 pass from Klein (Rasputin kick) JEC 21-16

(no scoring in 4th)

Schedule:

Matchday 1: W 24-12 @ Jeckland (UR*)
Matchday 2: W 20-15 vs. Lisander (30)
Matchday 3: L 7-34 @ Xanneria (14)
Matchday 4: L 9-30 vs. Taeshan (7)
Matchday 5: W 20-0 @ Silver Beach (UR)
BREAK
Matchday 6: L 16-21 vs. Jeckland (UR)
Matchday 7: White/White @ Lisander (30)
Matchday 8: Purple/Black vs. Xanneria (14)
Matchday 9: White/Purple @ Taeshan (7)
Matchday 10: Purple/Purple vs. Silver Beach (UR)

*Unranked.
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18 Jeremiah Brooke (S9 Champ, S13 Runner-up) | 27 Stacie Houston (S7 Champ, S12 Runner-up) | 46 Thea Alvarez (S10 Runner-up)

Skip Stiller Speedworks (NSSCRA Second Tier)
20 Sage Caldwell | 22 Pyotr Lavrentiev (S13 Champion) | 30 Lexi Patterson

Champion:
IBC 20, 22, 23, 24 (Basketball)
NSCAA 11 (College Basketball)
IC7 II, VI (7ball)
Arena Bowl VI (Arena Gridiron)
NSSCRA 9 (Stock Car Racing)

Runner-up:
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NSSCRA 10, 12, 13

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IBC 19

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Postby Drawkland » Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:20 pm

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WORLD BOWL XXXIX GROUP STAGE HALFWAY REVIEW.... 2
Written By: Hayley Powell and Chuck Paul

Well, it's a new day, and now I can continue talking about our World Bowl campaign thus far! As you may know, we're currently still undefeated, and looking to keep it that way going into the playoffs. It's a race between the top teams to secure favorable seeds for the playoff, so no game can be ignored for its value. Every win counts. Let's look at this trio of wins to see how they came to be.

@ ROYAL KINGDOM of QUEBEC
The Royal Kingdom of Quebec is a team that's been knocking around the gridiron world for a fair amount of time, especially in the collegiate spheres of the NSCF. However, they are no longer the contender they used to be. This isn't a knock against them or anything, it's just the facts of the situation. They made it into Pot 3 as the 32nd ranked nation. Not ideal for our strength of schedule, but definitely good for our overall record.

Anyway, this was our away match against the collegiate all-star squad of Team Quebec. Their philosophy is to be aggressive with reckless abandon, taking all the chances if it means they can get points or takeaways from it. This is a great philosophy in our eyes, and one that the Corps nearly employs to a T. Unfortunately, this strategy is only really effective when you're playing equal or inferior opponents. Against a much higher-level opponent, like we are to Quebec at this time, it's all risk and no reward, because the chances rarely turn out in your favor.

This was the name of the game against Quebec. The Drawkian offense was having little trouble. Even with the blitzes and aggressive pass coverage, Beck and the offense managed to get the slip on Quebec nearly every time. The first half resulted in two touchdowns (a Beck pass to Madison and a Jack Hoy run), both with two point conversions (one a read option keeper with Beck, and the other a read option handoff to Hoy). Quebec's offense, on the other hand, had a lot of trouble dealing with the large and stifling Drawkian scheme.

The first Drawkian drive to start the second half resulted in a short field goal from Matthew Watts, as Quebec had managed a sack on Beck on third and goal. Things seemed to be looking up for Quebec, finally managing to hold off the Grid Corps attack. This momentum wouldn't last long, however, as a lurking William Peers intercepted Joseph Nam's first pass of the ensuing Quebecois drive, and returned it for a pick six. Six become eight thanks to a spot pass from Beck to Covington, and the score was 0-27. Despite their best efforts, Quebec couldn't get into the end zone, though they did get into field goal range in the third and fourth quarters, they elected to go for it on fourth down three times, and couldn't convert any of them. Drawkland rotated in the second team by the fourth quarter, and Zac Gold got a touchdown pass to Bobby Bennett late in the fourth. The two point conversion was a handoff to Wilkins, who couldn't convert.

The Grid Corps came home with yet another win in their pockets, thanks to the solid 0-33 showing. Things wouldn't be this easy forever though, and this was no time to become complacent.

vs DELACLAVA
Now here was a marquee matchup. Sure, Delaclava were currently unranked, but they're the hosts of this Bowl, as well as historical powerhouses and fellow two-time champs. This was gonna be one of the bigger home matches for Drawkland, at least from a marketing standpoint. And seeing how Delaclava managed to nearly compete with the Kick Corps in a pair of soccer friendlies, it wasn't unrealistic to think Drawkland could actually be upset here.

After a half of play, however, it was pretty certain that Drawkland was definitely the bigger dog in the match. The scoreline was 19-0 at the end of the first half, thanks to a pair of touchdowns at the end of the first quarter and a field goal midway through the second quarter. Delaclava weren't ready to go down just yet though, and they made the best from their first possession of the second half. Running back Sequoyah Cooper got the ball on an option play near midfield, and exploited a gap in the defense to take it all the way to the end zone. A QB sneak two pointer, a defensive stop on the Corps, and suddenly the Phoenixes looked liable to get back into the game. Unfortunately, their QB Mathis made a really bad read at the start of their drive, and Lenox Daley hawked the ball, and broke a few tackles to get into the end zone to score again.

By now things were clearly out of reach for the Phoenixes, and the Corps switched to conservative playcalling with their second team on the field to ice the game. Credit where it's due though, as Delaclava's squad didn't stop trying until the clock hit zero, as evidenced by a shock 70-yard touchdown to Eldridge in the closing minutes. Too little too late aside, the hosts went home 27-16 losers, and once again the Corps machine marched on, a perfect 5-0 after the first half of play.

vs EQUESTRIA
The away match against Equestria was an easy blowout, and it was expected the home tilt would follow suit. This was exactly the case, as the offense took care of business and scored three 8-point touchdowns in the first half, all Dustin Beck passes from various yardage (50-yard screen to Hoy, 5-yard slant to Hoyt, and a 77-yard bomb to Madison). The two-point conversions were all runs, from Beck once and Hoy twice. Equestria's offense once again wasn't getting off the ground (both literally and figuratively), so Averfel rotated the second team in starting at the second half.

The second team also did decently, scoring on their first possession thanks to a Wilkins run from 8 yards out. Knowing their shoddy record with two-pointers so far, Averfel elected to just have Watts boot the PAT to make the score 31-0. Equestria's offense matched them on the very next drive, with their running back finding a big hole for the first time all game and exploiting it to get the Equestrians to the goalline. A few runs later, and they finally got points on the board. Zac Gold threw an interception late in the next Drawkian drive, and Equestria's next possession went nowhere. By now time was waning in the fourth, and the Corps was only able to get into field goal range for Watts to boot a 45-yarder as time expired, bringing the final score to 34-7.

THE SECOND HALF
Now, here's the key for this group stage. At this point, it'd take a spectacular collapse for Drawkland to miss the playoffs, so I think it's "safe" to assume we'll be going on to the next stage, especially with a win tonight. So now the eyes furtively glance at the playoffs. Sure, they're double elimination, but only if you win the first round ... it's one-and-done for nations that lose the first playoff match, so it's integral we at least come out strong in our first game in Delaclava. Otherwise, it'll also be our last game in Delaclava, which is not our goal whatsoever.

Once we're in double elimination, we'll at least have a little lee-way ... but that's also what we said LAST World Bowl. And we're not gonna talk about what happened there. To be fair, this time, I don't expect any home cooking, as Delaclava's current squad is too green to be making a deep playoff run anyhow. If they do, though, it'll be quite obvious that they're rigging it. At least the Free Republics had some lee-way since their team is "good" anyway. It's too early to tell at this point though - obviously when Delaclava makes a shock undefeated run into the winner's final we'll start raising red flags. Those bastards. I can totally see them doing that. They're totally untrustworthy, and anybody who'd want to associate with them as hosts are FOOLS!

Oh wait, I'm just getting a note from my editor. Shit, we actually bid to host with the Delaclavan association like last cycle? For the Cup of Harmony? That's what I get for not paying attention to that stupid-ass OTHER football. Okay, let me just say that Delaclava are great, trustworthy people, and it's a great idea to bid for things with them as hosts. I'm sure this hosting job will be absolutely great and awesome! Yeah! For now though, let's just hope that the Grid Corps get out of this group unscathed so we can be set for a great playoff run. On Corps!
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Postby Delaclava » Mon Jul 06, 2020 8:26 pm

The playoff race is heating up. Yesterday, the first six teams were eliminated, and many more are coming. Some teams are in control of their destiny, and are looking forward to the knockout rounds after wrapping up the next few games. But you can always get caught from behind, so keep playing until the final whistle.

Gameday 7 cutoff!


Group A
Drunk People at the Local Tavern 13–37 Royal Kingdom of Quebec
Transmondian Commonwealth of New England 20–17 Drawkland
Equestria 17–34 Delaclava

  Group A                                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Drawkland 7 6 1 169 62 +107
2 Transmondian Commonwealth of New England 7 5 2 138 91 +47
3 Delaclava 7 5 2 166 112 +54
4 Royal Kingdom of Quebec 7 3 4 112 118 −6
5 Drunk People at the Local Tavern 7 1 6 54 174 −120 E
6 Equestria 7 1 6 67 149 −82 E


Neither Drunk People of the Local Tavern nor Equestria can surpass Transmondian Commonwealth of New England on record.

Group B
Lisander 15–6 Saint Kanye
Silver Beach 0–13 Taeshan
Xanneria 20–14 Jeckland

  Group B                                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Taeshan 7 6 1 111 49 +62
2 Xanneria 7 5 2 151 66 +85
3 Jeckland 7 4 3 148 110 +38
4 Lisander 7 3 4 96 86 +10
5 Saint Kanye 7 3 4 102 127 −25
6 Silver Beach 7 0 7 16 186 −170 E


Group C
Martune 0–27 Velstrania
Squidroidia 14–19 Geektopia
Krytenia 0–14 Main Nation Ministry

  Group C                                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Main Nation Ministry 7 7 0 194 99 +95 Q
2 Geektopia 7 6 1 155 72 +83
3 Velstrania 7 4 3 140 120 +20
4 Squidroidia 7 2 5 81 108 −27 E
5 Krytenia 7 1 6 95 153 −58 E
6 Martune 7 1 6 46 159 −113 E


Main Nation Ministry has qualified because they hold the H2H advantage over Velstrania (2-0) as well as the H2H advantage in a possible three-way tie between MNM, Geektopia, and Velstrania (3-0 total).

Group D
The Sarian 23–16 Nagore
Ko-oren 7–0 Cassadaigua
TJUN-ia 48–7 The Jovannic

  Group D                                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Ko-oren 7 6 1 130 37 +93
2 Cassadaigua 7 5 2 116 63 +53
3 TJUN-ia 7 5 2 153 65 +88
4 The Sarian 7 3 4 101 137 −36
5 The Jovannic 7 2 5 95 181 −86
6 Nagore 7 0 7 76 188 −112 E


Group E
Vangaziland 21–13 Banija
Alba and Cymru 7–23 Western Fardelshufflestein
Terre Septentrionale 6–0 HUElavia

  Group E                                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Terre Septentrionale 7 6 1 117 54 +63
2 Vangaziland 7 6 1 166 62 +104
3 Banija 7 4 3 172 130 +42
4 Western Fardelshufflestein 7 3 4 90 143 −53
5 HUElavia 7 2 5 114 116 −2 E
6 Alba and Cymru 7 0 7 46 200 −154 E


HUElavia cannot surpass second-placed Vangaziland on record.

Group F
Bongo Johnson 9–15 Newmanistan
Inner AginanaUsordia 7–18 Ranoria
Damukuni 24–47 Lovisa

  Group F                                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Ranoria 7 7 0 205 61 +144 Q
2 Newmanistan 7 6 1 146 62 +84
3 Inner AginanaUsordia 7 4 3 137 109 +28
4 Lovisa 7 3 4 135 184 −49 E
5 Bongo Johnson 7 1 6 75 137 −62 E
6 Damukuni 7 0 7 99 244 −145 E


Ranoria has qualified because they hold the H2H advantage over Inner AgininaUsordia (2-0) as well as in the possible three-way tie between Ranoria, Newmanistan, and InnerAgininaUsordia (3-0 total).
Lovisa is eliminated because they lose the H2H advantage to Newmanistan (0-2) as well as in the possible three-way tie between Newmanistan, InnerAgininaUsordia, and Lovisa (0-3 total).
Bongo Johnson and Damukuni are eliminated on record.

Group G
Free Republics 13–16 Sarzonia
Kohnhead 20–6 The Greater Nordics
Northwest Kalactin 16–26 Torisakia

  Group G                                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Free Republics 7 6 1 209 66 +143
2 Torisakia 7 5 2 166 139 +27
3 The Greater Nordics 7 4 3 103 88 +15
4 Northwest Kalactin 7 2 5 100 174 −74
5 Kohnhead 7 2 5 104 119 −15
6 Sarzonia 7 2 5 81 177 −96


(I'm sure someone's eliminated here but it would come down to some pretty complicated H2H situations. Let's give it another day, shall we?

Group H
Karditan 29–0 United Civil Republic
South Covello 26–13 Abanhfleft
Mathuvan Union 3–13 Allamunnic States

  Group H                                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Allamunnic States 7 6 1 163 9 +154
2 Abanhfleft 7 5 2 89 72 +17
3 South Covello 7 5 2 110 75 +35
4 Karditan 7 4 3 96 60 +36
5 Mathuvan Union 7 1 6 53 118 −65 E
6 United Civil Republic 7 0 7 14 191 −177 E


Mathuvan Union and United Civil Republic are eliminated on record.
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Postby Northwest Kalactin » Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:25 pm

Dynasty Report
Guys! Today we are back with another dynasty report. We have another team that had a hiatus from the World Bowl, but had a great dynasty before that.

Sarzonia 7-15
Alright, we have another team from this era, quite possibly one of the best also. The Sarzonia dynasty came quickly after the Dancougar dynasty, and overlapped quite a bit with the Delaclava dynasty, two other powerful teams from their time. The team started their run out in the Babbage Islands, and put on a impressive finish- third to start up the beginnings on the dynasty. They would not return to the medal podium until the tenth edition of the tournament, which was hosted in Dancougar. They would end up coming short against The Bluth Corporation, in a 20-10 game. Not bad for their first finals appearance. The next world bowl though, would be the real showing that this team was looking for. They traveled to Delaclava, and would end up beating the hosts, 23-19 in a nail biter game that would also be the start of the Delaclav dynasty. After that, Sarzonia would not return to world stage for a while, they did not grab a top 3 finish during the 12th and 13th world bowls. They would however, return, and this time they would win another one. During world bowl 14 they hosted the tournament. They played their rival, the Bluth Corporation, in the finals. This time though, Sarzonia would come out on time. In a 23-22 game, they would finish first in the tournament, and cement themselves as one of the best teams to ever play in the tournament. In their final tournament from the “dynasty”, they would go back to Delaclava again. Again, they would play them in the finals, but this time they wouldn’t end up winning it, they lost in a 34-25 game, and it would end up marking the end of the dynasty.

Northwest Kalactin 2-5?
Well, here we are folks. We are a 2-5 team, that is a pot 4 team in the group. Bad? Not necessarily, we have both of out games against the unranked team, that we beat last time, coming up, and we think we should be able to pull off another win against them. We are however, tied for 4th place, both unranked teams have been able to pull a few wins against teams that are better than them, and have been punching above their weight for quite a bit of the tournament. The Kalactanians though, have only been able to pull wins against the unranked teams from their group, and haven’t been able to pull any upsets yet. Could this be troubling for the Kalactanian team? Or will the wins against the URs give them momentum? Come back next time on sporting news Kalactin to find out.
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Postby Sarzonia » Mon Jul 06, 2020 9:25 pm

The match Woodstock Mayor Claudia Alta had to fight to even get played ended up becoming a win for the ages.

Not only that, but Sarzonia national gridball team kicker Adam Novak added another memorable clutch kick with a match-winning 43-yard field goal as time expired to give Sarzonia a shocking 16-13 victory over world No. 1 and defending champion Free Republics at Gem Of The Oceans Stadium in Republicana.

The victory may have only given the Stars (2-5) a temporary hold on the so-called Golden Bowl as lineal world champion and it certainly won't propel the Stars to the knockouts. But a team in massive disarray after a coaching change, a change at quarterback, and a 1-5 record in games that count will certainly celebrate a victory that came out of nowhere.

Les Steckhall admitted in private that he felt overwhelmed by the gridball elements of being a first time head coach and having to put the pieces of a broken team's psyche back together. Add to it the political intrigue between Sarzonia and Free Republics that resulted in heightened diplomatic tensions between the two nations and Steckhall began to wonder whether he would be asked back.

Even with the 67-13 shellacking against Delaclava being a friendly, it still weighed on the team in a way that it took dealing Free Republics their first loss of this World Bowl to begin to soothe.

So how did a previously hapless Stars team pull off the massive upset? Ty'Relle Clinton, that's how. He rushed 26 times for 114 yards and Sarzonia's only touchdown, a 46-yard burst that caught most everyone in the stadium flatfooted. He also caught a key 14-yard screen pass on third and eight for a first down at midfield, setting up Sarzonia for a 29-yard field goal to get the Stars on the scoreboard.

Sam Rosen completed just 13-of-27 passes for 179 yards, but he was able to avoid turnovers and was only sacked once. The Stars only led once the entire match, but they led the only time they needed to.

And, instead of their initial plans to immediately leave Republicana for Woodstock, the team stayed long enough to cast their votes, and to a person, all of them were against Samuel Izmailov. They figured if they helped keep him from power, they would claim a far more important victory for Sarzonia than a mere gridball match.
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Postby Ranoria » Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:27 pm

Field Goals Don't Win Games...Or Something Like That

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Ranorian kickers are notoriously poor, but Trevor Wheeler was heroic today. He Missed a PAT, but made a pair of 45+ yard field goals.

The Ranorian offense sputtered often in this one, a much tighter game than anyone would have expected. The team was held to a total of 101 yards on the ground between two running backs and Derek McNair, and that passer produced just 237 yards passing, with one touchdown and one interception.

However, it was more than enough. With just one offensive touchdown, kicker Trevor Wheeler came up huge, going 4/6 on field goals, two of them coming from 47 and 48 yards out while the others were chip shots. He also missed his lone PAT, but with his production today, no one can fault him for that. Without his efforts, Ranoria would have dropped its first game, and possibly fallen behind the ever-chasing Newmanistan in the standings.

As it is, Ranoria is 7-0, and hoping to maintain that undefeated record throughout the remainder of the group stage and beyond. Newmanistan is still their main opposition, a matchup that will come two weeks from now to decide the fate of the group stage for both nations, who are each almost doubtlessly going to enter the knockout stage.

The team's emerging star, Darnell Sleight, performed admirably once again. On three targets, he allowed just one catch for four yards and notched himself yet another pass deflection for the stat sheet. Elite wideout Vincent Legault, whom 123 catches, 16 scores, and more than 1,700 yards in his domestic season, became a non factor. Sleight has played a dominant three game stretch after starting the season as the team's top, if mediocre, corner.

His performance today was even more impressive considering that the team provided him little to no help up front. A normally productive pass rush was silent yesterday, something that will likely not persist next week.
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Postby Ko-oren » Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:32 am

The first few results are in!

Ko-oren 30–7 The Sarian @ Surbourneshire Square, Greencaster

Starting out 1-0, the Dragonflies have at least done better than last World Bowl already. With the hindsight from halfway through the group stage, the Dragonflies are already far better than in World Bowl 38 - not a high bar to clear at all. With a 23-point win, that's a good start. It was good to see our offence control the ball for a good 35 minutes out of 60, with Reeman (possibly in his last season?) spreading the ball around to eight different receivers in the first half alone. Ending up at 317 yards through the air, aided by a combined 143 yards by Galway and Thorebourne along the ground, the offence was well out of the Sarian's class. The defence forced two turnovers in crucial moments - in the redzone both times. Casey stripped the ball from Kindvanstefan (loving the last name, by the way) as he crossed the 5-yard line, and in the fourth quarter Dutertre intercepted the ball before it found Alveurynk in the end zone. On the other hand, Junstarin torched a cornerback with safety help for a thirty-yard touchdown, Antonsen was impossible to bring down on his four yard run for the second touchdown (14-0 lead going into half time), with a final touchdown added as time ran out on a 50-yard completion to Aidivan. It's good to see this team enjoying itself out there...

Cassadaigua 13–3 Ko-oren @ Cassadaigua

... Because tougher times are always around the corner. Cassadaigua would never go down easily, in fact, they're the most likely team to topple us. And they did. Arerira was brought in to run an even more conservative offence, fighting for every first down, unlikely to score but never to give the ball away. And yet, the Dagans did. Gibbons had one interception on one of Arerira's just 17 passing attempts on the day, with McMurray snatching another one out of the air. Ko-oren only managed a single field goal, at half time, while Cassadaigua had already scored on a 3-yard throw set up by two consecutive 10+ yard runs, courtesy of Carlson and Moyer. The team in pink then ran out the clock as much as possible, while the Dragonflies could never put together a drive quickly enough to save enough time to overcome the 10-point deficit. Whitlock had a few good 50-50 catches, poor placement by Arerira but well spotted, caught, and protected by the slot receiver.

Ko-oren 33–0 The Jovannic @ Stade sur la Baie, Aminey

Testing the team's mental stability, a home game in the nation's largest stadium followed right after a painful loss to the group's biggest threats. The Jovannic showed up with the best intentions, but ultimately amounted to nothing. Six takeaways on the day limited the visitors to zero points at the end of the day. Ahern took the ball away from an ill-protected carry, then Holmgroen intercepted the ball on an underneath throw, Barrows fumbled a snap which was scooped up by Gérald, then Mesjathaunden added two deep interceptions on subsequent third-and-longs, and lastly Dujardin wrestled the ball free from running back Saoer as he fell to the ground. That all contributed to six short fields for Reeman, scoring six touchdowns on throws to Junstarin, Whitlock, Fineman (2), Voorhorst, and Porden. Two missed two-point attempts didn't bring the team down much, though.

TJUN-ia 0–17 Ko-oren @ Field of Dreams in The Gardens, New Washington

Two consecutive clean sheets - this is Dragonflies football! Another flawless outing for the defence, notching another five takeaways (four interceptions). Mind you, the hosts were without defeat until so far. Ranindhen appeared in his first snaps for the national team and came down with a touchdown pass in the second quarter, putting the Dragonflies on a 14-0 lead. The entire second half featured just the one field goal, with the TJUN-ians figuring out how to keep the Dragonflies off of their half, yet the Jaguars could only rarely cross the halfway line themselves. On-Ma wasn't given the best of attempts with two 55-yard misses, though.

Ko-oren 15–3 Nagore @ Orange Bowl, Schemerdrecht

Finishing a 4-1 start to the World Bow, the Dragonflies hold all the cards to reach the next round. Never conceding more than 7 points in a game, Nagore was no different a victim to the relentless defence. Four takeaways and an indomitable secondary meant that the Green and Blue defence was breached for the first time in three games, with only a 33-yard field goal by Domingues to ease the pain. The offence just recorded its second giveaway of the campaign, Whitlock failed to secure the ball properly, then bobbled it on his third step, only for Vole to get a hand on it - the ball rolled out, finally dived on by Anderson. The short field led to the only Nagore points of the day - while meanwhile the Ko-orenites notched two touchdowns, one extra point, and a safety. There it is! The first safety in quite a while, though it happens occasionally with us.

The final home venues: Cassadaigua will be received at the Willowbowl, in Willowbourne. TJUN-ia will play in the Exhibition Centre in Mayara.
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Postby TJUN-ia » Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:34 am

Back to The Gardens of New Washington for TJUN-ian Gridiron, as the 4-2 Jags hosted The Jovannic - unranked and 2-4 heading into the game. With Ko-oren vs Cassadiagua being the main event for this Matchday, many in TJUN-ia would be watching 2 games at once. Gus McKerrin knew that the focus would be off of the Field of Dreams, but he also knew that slipping up would be fatal to the team's chances of qualifying no matter who won in Willowbourne.

It would actually be our opponents who struck first, Dustyie Barrows throwing to Marleir Ditton for 8-yards. The extra point was converted Neoren Safalar, but that would turn out be the only time The Jovannic added points to the scoreboard in New Washington. After that TD, Jake Griffin woke up and found his mojo. The first 3 quarters saw him score 5 TDs: 2 via Hubert Valois, 1 from Jack Davidson, another from brother Chris and 1 where he just ran the ball in himself. Ch On-Ma was also having a good day, kicking 5-for-5 on PATs.

For the 4th, personnel changes. Allister Ghoulson came in at QB while Joseph Samuel was given the task of kicking if required. A few other backups also got involved on both sides of the ball. Ghoulson would score 2 TDs of his own (1 via Peter von Gothenburg and another from Valois). Samuel went 1-for-2 on PATs, but it was certainly not bad for his first 2 attempts for the team.

And so, we are now 5-2. Ko-oren beat Cassadiagua in the Willowbowl 7-0 and took control of the group with 3 games yet to play. TJUN-ia now travels to face the Sharks of Nagore, without a win thus far, looking to keep pressure on both Dagan and Dragonfly. GO JAGS!


SCHEDULE (Group D)
MD1: vs Cassadiagua (11) - Field of Dreams in The Gardens, New Washington W 21-14 (3rd/1-0)
MD2: @The Jovannic (UR) - De Stadium Le Buile, Buile W 21-0 (1st/2-0)
MD3: vs Nagore (UR) - Field of Dreams in The Gardens, New Washington W 44-3 (1st/3-0)
MD4: vs Ko-oren (3) - Field of Dreams in The Gardens, New Washington L 0-17 (3rd/3-1)
MD5: @The Sarian (49) W 20-7 (3rd/4-1)
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MD6: @Cassadiagua (11) L 0-17 (3rd/4-2)
MD7: vs The Jovannic (UR) - Field of Dreams in The Gardens, New Washington W 48-7 (3rd/5-2)
MD8: @Nagore (UR)
MD9: @Ko-oren (3) - Exhibition Centre, Mayara
MD10: vs The Sarian (49) - Field of Dreams in The Gardens, New Washington
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Terre Septentrionale wins a defensive game


Kukljica, Dalmatia - On matchday 6, Terre Septentrionale received HUElavia at Stadion Vjekoslav Špoljarić in Kukljica. HUElavia played their best game of the tournament on matchday one when they beat Banija 27-20 in overtime but since then, their only win is against Alba and Cymru. In this game against HUElavia, the Nordiques overused the running game: they controlled the ball for 43 minutes, with a total of 64 rushes in the game. Montavious McBryde (33 times) and Keyonte Roberts-Whitaker (20 times) are the two rushing attempts leaders for the team. Neither team scored in the 1st half and the score was 0-0 at the halftime.

Neither scored in the 3rd quarter, and early in the 4th quarter, Terre Septentrionale's 9 minutes drive ended with a 21 yards field goal by Nick DeLuca, a drive that started in the 3rd quarter. With less than 4 minutes remaining in the 4th quarter, HUElavia had a 2nd and 10 at their own 28 yards line when Rodrigo Gomez threw the ball in direction of Eric Martinez but it was intercepted by Kevin McGinnis who returned the ball to the 16 yards line in HUElavia territory. Montavious McBryde ran for 2 and 4 yards, then Keyonte Roberts-Whitaker ran for 2 yards on a 3rd and 4. The Reprezentacja Nordycki brings the field goal unit and makes a 25 yards field goal. The score was 6-0 and this is the final score, Terre Septentrionale beat HUElavia without scoring a touchdown.

BOXSCORE

1ST QUARTER
No score

2ND QUARTER
No score

3RD QUARTER
No score

4TH QUARTER
14:21 - Field Goal by Nick deLuca (21 yards).
2:44 - Field Goal by Nick deLuca (25 yards).


Banija

Terre Septentrionale is still first in the standings tied with Vangaziland with 6 wins in 7 games and Banija is third with 4 wins in 7 games. It's not over for the Serpent Eagles, if they beat us next week and wins their easy games against the two unranked teams and we lose next week, we beat Alba and Cymru and we lose against Vangaziland, then there's a tie between us and Banija for the 2nd place, but they would be ahead of us on head to head record. That would be a very catastrophic scenario for the Northmen. However if we beat Banija, we're in the playoffs cuz we would have 7 wins and the best they can do is a 6-4 record, and I think they would be eliminated if we beat them cuz the best they can do is tie with Vangaziland but they lost two times against them. So, if we win we're qualified but if we lose it's not over, we still would have to beat Vangaziland on the final matchday to be qualified, assuming we also beat Alba and Cymru on matchday 9. Next week, the Nordiques will travel to Busukuma, the capital city of Banija for a very important game for both teams. Sheldrick Ferguson-McCloud is still out for two weeks and Kentre'vious McCullum and Louis-Philip Laframboise-Deschamps will both replace him. Eldrick McLeod is doubtful against Banija and if he can't play, it's Brock Wickenheiser who will take his spot in the lineup.

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Kukljica, Dalmacia - You may think it's too early for a LSF preview but it's not! The season starts right after the World Bowl so here's a preview of the top 5 teams, those most likely to win the Bol Septentrional (Northern Bowl).

1. Wloszczowa Blue Bombers

The Blue Bombers, the best team in Terre Septentrionale, are led by their quarterback Haylie Woo and their wide receivers Lamarcus McGee and Przemyslaw Kozlowski. Their defense is as much better than their offense. They have ones of the best defensive backs in the league, including strong safety Roderick McShepard, and one of the best defensive line with Fernando Peña and Donavaughn Fournette. Their weakness on defense is their two interior linemen and their nose tackle. But Haylie Woo is the main reason why they're first in our rankings.

2. Vukosavljevica Dolphins

The Fins are a young and upcoming team. They were drafting early not a long time ago but things have changed and their young studs now plays a big part on the team. They're lead by their quarterback Wyatt Schulze-Lichtenberg, a first overall pick in 2021, and wide receiver Demetrius Thomas-Jackson. Their running back, Za'Niyah McCullers, is one of the best in the league and almost made the nationa team. She will however be on the women's team at the olympics. Vukosavljevica's offensive line is also one of the best. Left tackle Emilio Sanchez and center Evan Pokrzywinski are on the national team. Defensively, their strenght is their linebackers: Zach Luc and Jorge Ramirez on the outside and 2024's first overall pick Julianna Olszewska-Kacperczyk and Ryan Schimmelpfennig on the inside. Their corner backs could be better, Kerryon Williams-McQueen is a really good strong safety but the other defensive backs are average. Their defensive line is also average.

3. Szentgyörgyvölgy 49ers

Another young and upcoming team. Offensively they're more found on the running game with their running backs Quinlan Breaux and 21 years old Mieczysław Zborowski, drafted 7th overall last year. Wide receiver Louis-Philip Laframboise-Deschamps, drafted 2nd overall in 2024, could become the best wide receiver in the league but he has no good quarterback to throw to him. Szentgyörgyvölgy's starting quarterback is Riley Cacciarelli, considered to be an average quarterback. Defensively, Szentgyörgyvölgy is considered to be one of the best team in the league. Their strenght is their defensive line led by tackle Nick Wrzuszczak and right end Keyshawn Woodcock-Hunter, the 2nd overall pick in 2023. Their interior linebacker, Stanislaw Strzelczyk is one of the best in the league.

4. Beach City Lions

The BC Lions are an exciting team to watch with scrambling quarterback Tyquavious Wilderbralthwait. The 1st overall pick in the 2023 draft set the record for the most rushing yards by a quarterback last season. They also have one of the best running backs in the league in Quintavious Puckett, who'se actually the 4th running back on the national team depth chart. Their left tackle Connor Zagzebski makes sure both Wilderbralthwait and Puckett runs as much as they wants. Defensively, they're average. Cornerback Kennisha Hawkins-Henderson, strongside linebacker Kingsley Thompson-Clarke and defensive tackle Eugeniusz Wasilewski are the best defensive players on the team.

5. Baie-Verte Packers

Last in our top 5 are the Packers. When you think of the Packers, the one word that comes to everyone's mind is: DEFENSE. Offensively they're led by their running back Jhavon Diggs but they has the worst quarterback in the league. What will make the Packers win is their defense, especially their outside linebackers Jaxton McFolley and Nehemiah Charles, respectively the best and 2nd best linebackers in the nation, but on the interior they're relatively weak. Their cornerbacks Ja'Kevious O'Reilly and Kevin McGinnis
are the top of the league but they lacks a good strong safety. Their defensive line is also one of the best in the league.

So, that concludes my top 5 LSF teams for the upcoming 2026 season.

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The eliminations are coming fast and hard in the dogs days of this World Bowl. Everyone's jostling for their spot in Delaclava and there's only so many that'll be booking those flights. Our Ironworker's are on the razor's edge, and pretty much need to win out to have much hope of breaking through. A win behind both Abanhfleft and South Covello, two behind the Regulars who're predictably in first, and arguably the two most difficult games still to play: visiting Abanhfleft and hosting the Allamunnae. It's an uphill battle, but it's possible. Technically.

It's been a good home stand for the Ironworkers. Three in row in Indianeighpolis, featuring mopping up no-shows Mathuvan Union and United Civil Republic--the latter lit up to nearly the same degree as our first leg against them, scoring an uncharacteristically high 29 points. Without a doubt the bullet in the homestand was the narrow 12-10 win over South Covello! But we talked about that last week, and I can only milk it for long. Thus, a summary of the game against the United Civil Republicians.

The Republician quarterback had an absolutely terrible game, sporting an unhealthy six sacks received and forking over three interceptions--one directly returned for a pick six, the other so deep in their territory it was a spiritual pick six. Sprinkle in Asha Krenkov going for an attempted arm punt but somehow finding Marcus Ballero instead of a Republician defender, and that's the Ironworkers up 20-0 before halftime. Yeah, Jeremiah Bull missed an extra point. We were all shocked too. But he'd make it up by dunking a 30, a 45, and a 48-yarder in the second half to save Krenkov's arm and Zing Zap's legs during the extended garbagetime.
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And welcome to another edition of the Sports With Bort blog, I'm your always humble host Bort Stevens. We're continuing our special report on Torisakia's World Bowl 39 campaign that we earlier in the week. We're going to look at Torisakia's match against Northwest Kalactin, the second meeting between the two this World Bowl.

I still expected more. A win is a win, but some wins are better than others. This one was better than that match against Sarzonia, but wasn't anything to write home about. The offense did better at least. Spady went 15/24 for 215 yards and a touchdown, while Michael Prickett had 27 carries for 203 yards and a touchdown. The rest of the scoring came from field goals, imagine that. The defense played well enough, I guess. We did give up two touchdowns and a two point conversion though. But we managed an interception and a fumble recovery, so we got that going for us, which is nice. Overall I can't be too mad. We won on the road, after all. And we won. That's all that matters



Box Score1Q2Q3Q4QFinal
Northwest Kalactin (2-5)070816
Torisakia (5-2)0146626


The first quarter was a whole bunch of nothing. Neither team got further than the opposite 40 yard line, and it was just punt after punt after punt. Neither team made a first down until about 4 minutes left in the quarter The second quarter is when things finally started to open up. Not long in, Aaron Spady connected with Cliff Bolden on a middle screen that went 56 yards for a touchdown and put Torisakia up 7-0. I thought this would fire up our defense, but it didn't. The ensuing drive, Northwest Kalactin drove 85 yards in 13 plays that resulted in RB James Gilbert plunging into the endzone from a yard out to tie that game up midway through the quarter. The Ice Birds would manage to answer back with a lengthy drive of their own that culminated in a 7 yard touchdown run by Michael Prickett to put Torisakia back ahead before halftime. It looked like we were headed for a shootout as Northwest Kalactin started driving again on their final possession of the half, but a pick by Rodney McFarlane stopped them short. The Ice Birds went into the locker room with a touchdown lead, although had they been more efficient in the first quarter they could have already had this game put away like we did in our last match against Northwest Kalactin.

The second half was much less eventful. Torisakia got the ball to start the half and got all the way to the Northwest Kalactin 32 yard line before having to kick a field goal, but DeBerry's kick would sail wide left and the score remained 14-7. A series of three-and-outs followed, but eventually Torisakia managed to drive down to the Northwest Kalactin 8 yard line. As has happened multiple times this World Bowl however, the drive stalled due to poor playcalling and the Ice Birds were forced to kick a field goal, which DeBerry successfully made to put us up 17-7. Northwest Kalactin had a chance to cut the lead to 3 when James Gilbert broke off a big run down the sideline, seemingly running free, when Darrell Hyden chased him down and knocked the ball out from behind, causing it to bounce backwards and Asim Hawkins to recover it. Torisakia again drove deep into Northwest Kalactin territory before again having to kick another field goal, this time from 41 yards out, to go up 20-7 entering the fourth quarter. Torisakia spent the final quarter just trying to keep Northwest Kalactin from cutting into the lead, rather than trying to increase theirs. We got ultra conservative on offense bar two drives into Northwest Kalactin territory that both resulted in field goals of 35 and 38 yards to increase our lead to 26-7. Northwest Kalactin finally scored again with 5 minutes to go on a 39 yard pass by QB Jack Nelson to WR Devin Reece. Northwest Kalactin decided to go for 2 to make it a 10 point game and give themselves a chance, and they were successful in converting the 2 points on a toss play to James Gilbert to make the score 26-16. Northwest Kalactin would attempt an onside kick but would fail to recover, and Torisakia was able to kill the remaining time on the clock to preserve a victory.

GAME SUMMARY OF NORTHWEST KALACTIN VS. TORISAKIA
1st QUARTER
No scoring
END OF 1ST Northwest Kalactin: 0 Torisakia: 0

2nd QUARTER
12:22 TOR - 56 yard pass from A. Spady to C. Bolden (DeBerry PAT)
7:45 NWK - 1 yard run by J. Gilbert (Sanders PAT)
2:31 TOR- 7 yard run by M. Prickett (DeBerry PAT)
END OF 2ND Northwest Kalactin: 7 Torisakia: 14

3rd QUARTER
5:48 TOR - 26 yard field goal by M. DeBerry
0:14 TOR - 41 yard field goal by M. DeBerry
END OF 3RD Northwest Kalactin: 7 Torisakia: 20

4th QUARTER
11:19 TOR - 35 yard field goal by M. DeBerry
8:24 TOR - 38 yard field goal by M. DeBerry
5:01 NWK - 39 yard pass from J. Nelson to D. Reece (2-pt conversion successful)
END OF 4TH Northwest Kalactin: 16 Torisakia: 26


Torisakia's next match is against Kohnhead, who defeated Greater Nordics last night 20-6 to give Torisakia sole possession of second place in Group G. Torisakia needs to win at least 2 of their next 3 games in order to advance. I don't know if that's true or not because it comes down to complicated head-to-head situations and I don't want to have to go through all of that, but it sounds right. We'll get this game at home at Kirk & Hilton Heights in Presidents City. A win and a Free Republics loss would still keep Torisakia in 2nd based on head-to-head record, but Torisakia plays Free Republics the match after next so we're setting ourselves up nicely to make the playoffs. As long as we don't do anything stupid, we should be in good hands. A win is a win, as I always say.

Welp, that's all I have for today. I'll be back with another edition of Sports with Bort soon to discuss the Torisakia-Kohnhead matchup as well as take a look at other happenings around the tournament in other groups and preview the next matchday. Take care and I made one of those big spinning top toys and let Jules take a ride on it hoping it would give him the experience of spinning and encourage his learning but all it did was teach him the vomit reflex of mammals. But fun fact, cat litter is good for cleaning up chimp vomit.
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Postby Saint Kanye » Tue Jul 07, 2020 7:57 pm

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SURGE STRUGGLES CONTINUE, DROP LISANDER GAME 15-6

by Castiel Mugabe

LISANDER - "'This is horrible. We can't go on being a 'you win some, you lose some' kind of team if we want to get into the playoffs. We need to play with intensity and not get our past losses and the rank of our opponents get into our heads. It's a tough stretch coming up, and we gotta do all we can to survive." Those were Kanyean head coach Jeff Delphine's words after his gridiron team, the Surge, fell yet again, this time by a 15-6 margin on the road against the Lisanderians in World Bowl XXXIX.

The Kanyean offense did nothing of note all game long. Kicker James Rasputin was the lone bright spot, scoring two field goals, both beyond 40 yards. He remains perfect all tournament long, whether on field goals or extra points.

Rasputin's first strike, a 51-yarder, put the visitors on the board first, before the Lisanderians responded back with a short touchdown pass. Neither team would score again until the fourth quarter, when the home team visited the endzone on a run and added two points after. Their defense would then hold the Surge to another field goal, this time from 47 yards.

Kanyean quarterback Landon Klein had a troublesome time behind center, only completing 13 of 31 passes for 161 yards, no touchdowns, two interceptions and a fumble (QBR 31.79). The decision has been made to replace him with R.J. Linetti as starter beginning with St. Kanye's next match, at home versus the Xanneria Maroons. Linetti can't throw as far as Klein can, but he is a much better scrambler. "That was disappointing. But if that's what it takes for us to get better, I'll learn to deal with it", said Klein.

The loss put St. Kanye at 3-4 with three games left to play, tied with Lisander and behind Taeshan (6-1), Xanneria (5-2) and Jeckland (4-3). "Playoffs are still possible, so we can't lose hope just yet", said safety and defensive captain Gary Bradman.




Scoring Information:

STK - field goal Rasputin 51 STK 3-0
LIS - WR1 12 pass from QB1 (K kick) LIS 7-3

(no scoring in 2nd)

(no scoring in 3rd)

LIS - RB1 23 run (RB2 run) LIS 15-3
STK - field goal Rasputin 47 LIS 15-6

Schedule:

Matchday 1: W 24-12 @ Jeckland (UR*)
Matchday 2: W 20-15 vs. Lisander (30)
Matchday 3: L 7-34 @ Xanneria (14)
Matchday 4: L 9-30 vs. Taeshan (7)
Matchday 5: W 20-0 @ Silver Beach (UR)
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Matchday 6: L 16-21 vs. Jeckland (UR)
Matchday 7: L 6-15 @ Lisander (30)
Matchday 8: Purple/Black vs. Xanneria (14)
Matchday 9: White/Purple @ Taeshan (7)
Matchday 10: Purple/Purple vs. Silver Beach (UR)

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Top 5 Sporting moments in the last World Cup cycle for Banijans

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Sight from Loyola-Istria v. Cold Hill University in the NSCF XXI Championship Game


BUSUKUMA, NATIONAL CAPITOL REGION- With sporting cycles and calendars all out of sync with each other, each organization scheduling their events however and whenever they want to, if you want to talk about them as if they were all on the similar calendar, it's easiest to use the biggest sport. And the biggest sport, in Banija anyways, is the World Cup. Using the World Cup cycle to compare various sporting feats to one another is a good idea. It's the biggest event on the calendar. It's the freaking World Cup.

But just because it's the World Cup, doesn't mean that it's the only event. As World Bowl XXXIX rounds out towards the end of the group stage, the Banijans are in an elimination game, as they'll be mathematically eliminated with two games remaining unless they can pull off an upset victory over the Terre Septentrionale Nordiques at home. And following a tough road loss to Vangaziland, that may be the most likely outcome for the Serpent Eagles.

You can read all about our preview of the match on pages 35-39 of this magazine. But this article? The World Cup cycle in review. Not for the Kadongo Kamu, but for all Banijan sports. What were the top 5 moments of the World Cup 85 cycle, defined as the day after the World Cup 84 Final to the World Cup 85 cycle, in sports for this country?

#5 Loyola-Istria wins the NSCF XXI Championship Game

Well, if you're a fan of Northern Moravica, this would probably be in the worst moments section. But in stunning fashion, the Blue Thunder earned their third NSCF title, tied for the most ever with the University of Utica from Osarius, in a shocking 41-35 victory. Now, there's no need to go through it in detail- we all remember the game. An energetic first half to take a 24-7 lead into the break for the Blue Thunder. A furious comeback by Deondre 'Diamond' Rhine to give Cold Hill a 35-27 lead. And then a comeback by the Blue Thunder to retake the lead. And then, of course, as Cold Hill is about to take the lead, fumbling the game away with under 30 seconds on the clock at the Blue Thunder 5 yard line.

It's a game that will be remembered for a long time. And of course, it has to land on this list. Banijans winning an international title in one of our top sports? Cannot be beaten.

#4 Banija performs up to standard in NSCAA, puts two schools in NSCAA Final Four

Sticking with the college sports theme. The NSCAA has generally not been kind for Banijan schools. NSCAA 10 we put a school in the title game, yes, but that was more of a cinderella run by the University of Moravica. Banijan schools, on the by and large, have never been considered 'elite' college basketball schools internationally, despite our success on the gridiron. But that all changed with NSCAA 11. Banijan schools started to wave the standard, and all six of them earned automatic bids to the Ultra 64, either through winning their conference tournaments or regular seasons.

It followed then the Banijan schools had a record amount of success. All six of them got to the Sweet 16. The Final Four was held at Liberty Stadium, the final major event at the domed stadium as it is now torn down, and the outdoor Istria Olympic Stadium is being built in its place. The University of Moravica made its second straight NSCAA championship game. It shows the strength of Banijan men's basketball at this time.

#3 Banijans make first ever IBC Final

Banijans had a theme in basketball this World Cup cycle- second place. The University of Moravica got second place in the NSCAA tournament. The national team got second place in the IBCs. But it was the first time we had ever gotten there. In the past six tournaments, we've gotten to the knockouts every time, and have basically been a fixture in the top 5. But we never made it to the championship game- until this past tournament. We won three tough knockout games- against Abanhfleft at the last second, then defeating the undefeated, #1 Free Republics, and then dropping the defending champions Drawkland in the semifinals.

Unfortunately, we couldn't beat Newmanistan, as they dropped us in the final, hitting a four point play with seconds remaining in a game that was at 82-82, and that caused it to go to 86-82. But it was a big moment regardless- finally winning a semifinal. Banijans take after Krytenia in semifinals in some sports. 0-2 in basketball semifinals up to that point. We know our World Cup and World Bowl semifinal records. But third time's the charm, actually winning a semifinal in the IBCs. We didn't win a title- but the team is so so close.

#2 Success of the national soccer teams

It was a wildly successful World Cup 85 cycle for the actual teams that define the time period we are looking at. Now, of course, we don't talk about AOCAF LX- it was a disaster, losing in the Round of 16 and failing to win our group from Pot 1. But aside from that, things were going well. We won the U21 World Cup for the first time ever, as the newest generation nets their second trophy, having won a previous edition of the U18 Sporting World Cup. A number of players were on both squads, which only piles expectation onto the senior national team as those players graduate from youth roles onto the real squad.

And, of course, the senior side was successful too. WE won the Eagle's Cup, making ourselves permanent members of the prestigious Eagle's Club. We dropped regional rivals Farfadillis in the final of that tournament to boot. Not everybody brought their A-squad, of course, but we did- and we still won that tournament. Beyond that, we used that as a springboard for success in the World Cup. WE finished 22-1-1 in World Cup Qualifying, the best record out of anyone, and then had our second bronze medal in three tournaments.

A strong performance in soccer. Hopefully more success on the way in Cycle 86?

#1 Banija successfully bidding to co-host the Olympics

We're sure, over the coming days and weeks, we'll hear more details about how this was put together. There are rumors that there was fierce competition between Herzegovina City, Busukuma, and Istria to be the host city, although Istria was ultimately chosen. But joining as the junior partner in their bid with Orean of Liventia is a genius stroke by the Olympic Committee of Banija. Banija has quickly risen up the hosting ladder, making the Olympiad one of the final events that we have not hosted.

It's undoubtedly the biggest sporting moment of the cycle. Of course, we will be hosting it soon. But all the people who will flock to Istria, the chance for Istria to really make itself heard as a major city not only within the Glorious Southwest, but a premier city in Atlantian Oceania. The hopes are high- that it will drive international investment for the long-term, big-time tourism dollars for the short-term.

Honorable Mention- Alastair Jobs announcing his retirement

It isn't a joyous moment. But a major one it is- the legendary Alastair Jobs walking away from the game altogether, although after the Olympics. He's meant so much to the sport in Banija. Revolutionized the offensive game at the college level. Quickly brought up Loyola-Istria from elite in Banija, to elite in the multiverse with instant success in the NSCF. He brought the Serpent Eagles back to the World Bowl semifinals, although we've fallen on hard times since.

As memories fade of World Bowl 38 and 39, he'll be remembered for his best moments- a NSCF 14 championship victory in Istria, and winning the NSCF upon their return from the BCSG's exile of the Moravica Big 2. There won't be another like him.
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Postby Delaclava » Tue Jul 07, 2020 8:25 pm

More and more teams are forced to surrender their Delaclava dreams, while two of the best squads in the world have stamped their ticket with three games to spare. Many more squads are in great position to lock up a final-16 bid in the next few games, but some teams will need a last-ditch desperate effort. Time to throw that Hail Mary.

Gameday 8 cutoff!


Group A
Royal Kingdom of Quebec 26–7 Equestria
Delaclava 18–12 Transmondian Commonwealth of New England
Drawkland 23–14 Drunk People at the Local Tavern

  Group A                                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Drawkland 8 7 1 192 76 +116
2 Delaclava 8 6 2 184 124 +60
3 Transmondian Commonwealth of New England 8 5 3 150 109 +41
4 Royal Kingdom of Quebec 8 4 4 138 125 +13 E
5 Drunk People at the Local Tavern 8 1 7 68 197 −129 E
6 Equestria 8 1 7 74 175 −101 E


Drawkland qualifies with a win. They have the H2H advantage over Transmondian Commonwealth of New England (1-1, +8 PD) but could still be eliminated if the top three teams finish at 7-3 and Drawkland loses to Delaclava by a wide margin.
Royal Kingdom of Quebec is eliminated with an 0-2 H2H against Delaclava and an 0-3 H2H combined against Delaclava and TCNE combined.

Group B
Saint Kanye 31–30 Xanneria
Jeckland 33–0 Silver Beach
Taeshan 37–3 Lisander

  Group B                                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Taeshan 8 7 1 148 52 +96
2 Xanneria 8 5 3 181 97 +84
3 Jeckland 8 5 3 181 110 +71
4 Saint Kanye 8 4 4 133 157 −24
5 Lisander 8 3 5 99 123 −24
6 Silver Beach 8 0 8 16 219 −203 E


Taeshan qualifies with a win. They could still be eliminated if the top three finish at 7-3, which would include a Jeckland victory over Taeshan, and depending on the margin of victory in that result.
Lisander can still qualify with favorable margins of victory in the next two games, provided no team besides Taeshan finishes better than 5-5.

Group C
Velstrania 20–7 Krytenia
Main Nation Ministry 24–14 Squidroidia
Geektopia 23–7 Martune

  Group C                                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Main Nation Ministry 8 8 0 218 113 +105 Q
2 Geektopia 8 7 1 178 79 +99
3 Velstrania 8 5 3 160 127 +33
4 Squidroidia 8 2 6 95 132 −37 E
5 Krytenia 8 1 7 102 173 −71 E
6 Martune 8 1 7 53 182 −129 E


Geektopia qualifies with a win.
Velstrania qualifies with two wins, two Geektopia losses, and a winning margin of at least 11 on Gameday 9 over Geektopia.

Group D
Nagore 3–16 TJUN-ia
The Jovannic 7–0 Ko-oren
Cassadaigua 36–9 The Sarian

  Group D                                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Cassadaigua 8 6 2 152 72 +80
2 Ko-oren 8 6 2 130 44 +86
3 TJUN-ia 8 6 2 169 68 +101
4 The Sarian 8 3 5 110 173 −63 E
5 The Jovannic 8 3 5 102 181 −79 E
6 Nagore 8 0 8 79 204 −125 E


Current H2H standings: Cassadaigua 1-1 and +11 over TJUN-ia; Cassadaigua 1-1 and +3 over Ko-oren; Ko-oren 1-0 and +17 over TJUN-ia (will play on GD9)

Group E
Banija 7–7 Terre Septentrionale (22–24 OT)
HUElavia 30–17 Alba and Cymru
Western Fardelshufflestein 0–32 Vangaziland

  Group E                                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Terre Septentrionale 8 7 1 141 76 +65 Q
2 Vangaziland 8 7 1 198 62 +136 Q

3 Banija 8 4 4 194 154 +40 E
4 Western Fardelshufflestein 8 3 5 90 175 −85 E
5 HUElavia 8 3 5 144 133 +11 E
6 Alba and Cymru 8 0 8 63 230 −167 E


Group F
Newmanistan 16–3 Damukuni
Lovisa 13–40 Inner AginanaUsordia
Ranoria 25–10 Bongo Johnson

  Group F                                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Ranoria 8 8 0 230 71 +159
2 Newmanistan 8 7 1 162 65 +97
3 Inner AginanaUsordia 8 5 3 177 122 +55
4 Lovisa 8 3 5 148 224 −76
5 Bongo Johnson 8 1 7 85 162 −77
6 Damukuni 8 0 8 102 260 −158


Newmanistan qualifies with a win.
Inner AgininaUsordia qualifies with two wins, two Newmanistan losses, and a margin of victory of at least 7 over Newmanistan on GD10.

Group G
Sarzonia 23–19 Northwest Kalactin
Torisakia 26–13 Kohnhead
The Greater Nordics 9–10 Free Republics

  Group G                                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Free Republics 8 7 1 219 75 +144 Q
2 Torisakia 8 6 2 192 152 +40
3 The Greater Nordics 8 4 4 112 98 +14
4 Sarzonia 8 3 5 104 196 −92 E
5 Northwest Kalactin 8 2 6 119 197 −78 E
6 Kohnhead 8 2 6 117 145 −28 E


Torisakia qualifies with a win.
The Greater Nordics already defeated Torisakia on GD5, so they will qualify with two wins and two Torisakia losses (including their matchup on GD10).

Group H
United Civil Republic 9–17 Mathuvan Union
Allamunnic States 40–3 South Covello
Abanhfleft 6–3 Karditan

  Group H                                      Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Allamunnic States 8 7 1 203 12 +191
2 Abanhfleft 8 6 2 95 75 +20
3 South Covello 8 5 3 113 115 −2
4 Karditan 8 4 4 99 66 +33 E
5 Mathuvan Union 8 2 6 70 127 −57 E
6 United Civil Republic 8 0 8 23 208 −185 E


Allamunnic States qualifies with a win. They can still be eliminated if the top three teams finish at 7-3, including a large margin of victory for Abanhfleft over Allamunnic States on GD10.
Karditan is eliminated with an 0-2 H2H to Abanhfleft and a 1-3 combined H2H to Abanhfleft and South Covello.
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Postby TJUN-ia » Wed Jul 08, 2020 4:11 am

The final 2 games on the road may, in fact, decide the fate of the TJUN-ia Jaguars in WB49. The 5-2 Jags were certainly trying their best to keep up with the top 2, but many people knew that we needed to continue this run of form while also hoping for favours from other teams in the group. TJUN-ia looked to do its job in Nagore against a Sharks team yet to win thus far in the competition. Head Coach Gus McKerrin knew that his team would be the favourites in this game, but that didn't mean they could just play like that. Every game counts in this competition, and Gus made sure that message was delivered before the game.

This game would turn out to be a low-scoring affair. Nagore took the lead in the first half Robert Morris throwing to Horrace Harkness for 10 yards, but kicker Diego Domingues missed the extra point. TJUN-ia would respond immediately with Jake Griffin throwing a 35-yard bomb to Hubert Valois but Chi On-Ma missed the PAT too. 6-6 was not what many expected entering halftime.

But TJUN-ia would prevail eventually, but via only 1 other TD. 3rd quarter, Jake Griffin threw it to Chris Davidson on his own 40. He managed to navigate his way around the Sharks defence to score a 60-yard TD by the skin of his teeth. Chi hit the PAT and the rest of the game was spent trying to keep the score that way.

But as TJUN-ia went 6-2, word of events in Buile had reached the team. The Jovannic had, somehow, beaten group-leaders Ko-oren 7-0. The top 3 are, once again, level on record and only being split by H2H. Cassie is 1-1 against us and 1-1 over Ko-oren while the Dragonflies are 1-0 over us. The first teams mentioned have the advantage on point differential.

And so, that is the scene as the Jaguars head to Mayara for what is essentially a deciding game. Whoever wins will go to 7-2 and will have one foot in Delaclava while the loser goes 6-3 and will be hoping for miracles outside of their control. Whatever happens at the Exhibition Centre will be watched with intent across the multiverse and we hope that you will do too. One game to rule them all, one chance for potential glory. GO JAGS!


SCHEDULE (Group D)
MD1: vs Cassadiagua (11) - Field of Dreams in The Gardens, New Washington W 21-14 (3rd/1-0)
MD2: @The Jovannic (UR) - De Stadium Le Buile, Buile W 21-0 (1st/2-0)
MD3: vs Nagore (UR) - Field of Dreams in The Gardens, New Washington W 44-3 (1st/3-0)
MD4: vs Ko-oren (3) - Field of Dreams in The Gardens, New Washington L 0-17 (3rd/3-1)
MD5: @The Sarian (49) W 20-7 (3rd/4-1)
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MD6: @Cassadiagua (11) L 0-17 (3rd/4-2)
MD7: vs The Jovannic (UR) - Field of Dreams in The Gardens, New Washington W 48-7 (3rd/5-2)
MD8: @Nagore (UR) W 13-6 (3rd/6-2)
MD9: @Ko-oren (3) - Exhibition Centre, Mayara
MD10: vs The Sarian (49) - Field of Dreams in The Gardens, New Washington
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3rd: ARWC3, IBC32, ECC3/7, ARWC6, ET20IV
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T2: #96 Alice Jepkosgei (3W)/#70 Gongming Gao [NCR] (5W)/#79 Axel Chase

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NSTT: 4 S-Titles (3 RU)/2 D-Titles (6 RU)

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McNair's Offense Continues Success, Takes Lead as Best Unit in Tournament
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Derek McNair looking to hit Johnny Farmer before one of three touchdown passes on the day

The group stage has been brutal for some squads. Even Banija's Serpent Eagles have stumbled to a record of 4-4, and it's well known in Ranoria how much talent that nation churns out. But for Ranoria, it's been smooth sailing. Derek McNair has led his team to a World Bowl best 28.75 points per game, just a hair above the Free Republics's total of 27.38 per game. In all reality, it's hard to keep up with a team that just piles on the points. Because of that, Ranoria was one of the first two teams in the tournament to secure a knock out stage bid. And our defense hasn't been slouching, either.

After allowing an above average 10 points against Bongo Johnson, that unit has done surprisingly well, despite talent holes in some key positions. They have let up just 71 points by week 8, a stingy 8.88 per contest, good for 6th best in the tournament in their own right. Defensive linemen William Teller, Kevin Gerhart, and Emmanuel Miller have been key in that regard. With fifteen sacks between the three of them, and two from corner Darnell Sleight and Johnny Farmer each, the team is consistently managing to pressure and hit opposing quarterbacks.

Speaking of Darnell Sleight, the young back has been phenomenal this past month, emerging as a true number one corner with the ability to lock down any wide receiver, sometimes for an entire game. He secured a pair of pass deflections today, and was targeted four times, allowing two catches for eleven yards. Fifty percent completion may not seem great, but that's a passer rating of just about 56.25, ladies and gentlemen.

Today though, tight end Johnny Farmer was the star. He racked up a whopping 8 catches for 123 yards and touchdown receptions. Better yet, he pulled the first hat trick of any skill player this season for Ranoria. Ricardo Jackson has been the number one target, but Farmer stepped in when Bongo Johnson's squad negated that wideout for the most part.

Kicker Trevor Wheeler, who has been effective this season, missed one extra point and one field goal, but made another. He ended up 3/5 kicking on the day, with a solid 5 points to his name. And for the final two points, the corner we all love raving about, Darnell Sleight, nailed Bongo Johnson's quarterback in the end zone to secure third quarter safety, and his third sack of the season.
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Derek McNair looking to pass against the scout team in practice

Next week: Ranoria takes on one of the top teams in this tournament, the 10th ranked Newmanistan Rockets. They've allowed just over 8 points per game, and scored more than 20. For reference, Ranoria is scoring about three times as many points as we're allowing. Newmanistan is scoring 2.5 times more than they're allowing. Taking away their 14-10 loss to Ranoria, they've allowed 51 points in seven games, and are scoring just under 3 times more than they're allowing.

And that 14-10 loss is a worrisome figure. Derek McNair was rendered completely ineffective passing against them, going 11/21 for 141 yards, a touchdown, and two picks. Remember when we mentioned Darnell Sleight allowed a meager passer rating of 56.25 yesterday? Well, McNair has a rating of just 50, flat, against Newmanistan. The offense will have to do something differently, otherwise the Rockets will simply wait and take the ball away at their leisure. Defensively, Newmanistan did well to score ten against our unit, but you can expect their quarterback, Brian Scanlon, to come back with a vengeance.

If Ranoria loses by more than 4, their 8-0 start will have been for absolutely nothing. We will have lost our group title and be placed lower in the bracket come the knock out stages. However, technically with a home field advantage, Ranoria has an edge...this team will have to take advantage.
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Postby Sarzonia » Wed Jul 08, 2020 2:57 pm

Sarzonia may have already been mathematically eliminated from a chance to play in the knockout rounds in Delaclava, but they will at least have something to build on.

The Stars earned a small measure of revenge against Northwest Kalactin for the beatdown the 55th ranked team in the multiverse laid on Sarzonia with a 23-19 win at Joe Gibbs Stadium that only resembled the glory days of Sarzonia's gridball past by the final score being the same as Sarzonia's victory over Delaclava in the World Bowl XI final.

Ty'Relle Clinton rushed 21 times for 97 yards and a touchdown and Sam Rosen completed 11 passes in 18 attempts for 172 yards and one score and kicker Adam Novak booted field goals of 39, 47, and 26 yards and gave coach Les Steckhall a 3-2 record in matches that count after he took over for Tim Gates following a 0-3 start.

"I've been getting a little more comfortable with the rest of the lads," Rosen said. "We've been improving our timing in training and it's helping out."

Sarzonia got on the scoreboard first when they forced a three and out on Northwest Kalactin's first possession and Clinton rushed six times for 44 yards. Rosen completed a 22-yard strike on third and seven to Steve Swain to set up the 47-yarder from Novak.

The defence coughed up a quick strike touchdown pass of 78 yards on the second play of Northwest Kalactin's second possession as Jack Nelson found Jordan Williams on a seam route and caught Will Donnelly in a corner blitz. Defensive coordinator Kyle Hanley gave Donnelly encouragement after the play, telling him, "you're lur top cornerback and that play doesn't change shit!"

The Stars (3-5) turned things over to Clinton again and he rushed nine times for 41 yards, leading to a one-yard touchdown run from Clinton that put the Stars ahead 10-7 as the first quarter drew to a close. The Stars then recovered a fumble deep in Sarzonia territory to keep Northwest Kalactin off the scoreboard before Novak extended the Stars lead with a 39-yarder.

Sarzonia play their final away match against The Greater Nordics before closing out their return to the World Bowl with the home finale against Kohnhead. They may have a one-game lead over Kohnhead and Northwest Kalactin for last place, but Steckhall quickly reminded the team that Kohnhead already had a victory in the away match.

"We've been showing progress, but our work isn't done yet," he said.
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Allamunnae start second half strong
Regulars post 20-0 road shutout win to eliminate UCR
by Aldyn Wyrnur

The pressure was on with the resumption of qualifying games for World Bowl XXXIX, which saw the Regulars continue a three-game road-trip with an away game against unranked United Civil Republic, who the Regulars had defeated 41-0 at home on MD1. The rematch, this time in the UCR, was not as decisive of a blow-out, but the Regulars were able to grind out a 20-0 victory for the team's fifth shutout of the tournament and improve their record to 5-1.

This time, the Regulars won the coin-toss and deferred, leaving the UCR team to attempt to gain an early lead on the first possession of the game. That hope was short-lived, as an interception by CB#19 Piotr Skellig cut the drive short on the Allamunnic 28 on a poorly-conceived deep pass. The team was able to capitalize on the turnover with a 26-yard field goal by K#15 Sofya Torrus several minutes later after a long drive that primarily moved the ball on the ground. The next UCR drive managed to reach just beyond mid-field before the ball was yanked free of their tailback's hands. The ensuing 52-yard drive by the Regulars culminated in a 2nd-quarter, 4-yard touchdown run by HB#24 Derrik Staalburg on a read-option play. The rest of the first-half would be spent with the teams trading punts, leaving the Regulars with a 10-0 lead going into the half, far from comfortable.

To start the second-half, the Regulars would develop a long drive from their own 20, 75 yards before stalling in the red-zone required them to settle for another Torrus chip-shot, this one from 22 yards, for a 13-0 lead. Another trade of punts, followed by a second interception by the Allamunnic secondary (this one by SS#34 Fausteno Pelayes) on a promising UCR drive set the Regulars up for a 84-yard drive that would eat up the remainder of the third quarter and inaugurate the fourth quarter. That drive ended when HB#22 Fredrik Eriksunn took a handoff out of the Power-I and followed Staalburg and Jordsunn into the endzone on a 2-yard run to give the Regulars their final 20-0 margin of victory.

The win eliminates UCR from playoff contention, although for all practical purposes they were essentially out of the running even before this. The Regulars will complete their three-game road trip on MD7 with a rubber match against Mathuvan Union, the slightly-more threatening of Group H's unranked teams, who will also be playing for their lives in terms of contention; another win for the Regulars will definitively eliminate the Mathuvans' hopes of a playoff berth.

Statistical Leaders:

Passing:
QB#12 Ed Kaarlsunn - 7/12, 102 yds, INT
Total: 7/12, 102 yds, INT

Rushing:
HB#22 Fredrik Eriksunn - 16 rush, 81 yds, 2 TDs
FB#24 Derrik Staalburg - 13 rush, 48 yds
HB#31 Piotr Sfynsunn - 8 rush, 37 yds
QB#12 Ed Kaarlsunn - 7 rush, 33 yds
Total: 44 rush, 199 yds, 2 TDs





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Despite a tough road environment, Regulars prevail
13-3 road win over Mathuvan Union tightens Regulars' control on Group H
by Aldyn Wyrnur

The Regulars escaped a scare in the Mathuvan Union; for only the second time in World Bowl XXXIX, the Regulars trailed in a game. Mercifully, that deficit only lasted through the first quarter, and the team rallied to a 13-3 victory. Still, the time spent in unfamiliar territory for Allamunnic fans has some worried heading into the Regulars' rematch against South Covello in Aldhuld, the only other team that's managed to build a lead on the Regulars. The Covelloans held that lead en route to the only Allamunnic defeat of this World Bowl thus far.

The Mathuvans won the coin toss and elected to receive. Their offense came out focused on their opening drive, starting off of a strong return by Eric Elect who brought P#40 Harald Flack's deep boot back to the Mathuvan 32. They were able to, with some difficulty, move the ball against the Regulars, driving the defense back yard by yard into their own redzone. There, Theo Laansur's unit stiffened its spine, and a sack by DE#59 Theodur Waalturs, a tackle-for-loss by DT#66 Odyn Grahulm, and a pass deflection by CB#26 Fredrik Junnsunn halted that drive at the Allamunnic 18. Leif Luden was able to drill the 35-yard field goal to give the Mathuvans the 3-0 lead in the first quarter.

The Regulars' troubles did not immediately go away. Using the formula that has shown the most signs of slowing the Regulars, the Mathuvans loaded the tackle box and dared QB#12 Ed Kaarlsunn to beat them through the air, with somewhat mixed results. A 27-yard strike to SE#83 Harlyn Wyrnur punished the Mathuvans' enthusiasm for the run, but even as the Mathuvans dropped back to only 8 in the box instead of 9, the Allamunnic ground game sputtered and generally churned out less yardage than Regulars fans are accustomed to. The Regulars were twice faced with fourth down. The first was converted by using a hard count to trick an overeager defensive end, Cory Alap, into jumping offsides and giving the Allamunnae five free yards. The second came at the Mathuvan 23 yard-line, and there, K#15 Sofya Torrus took the field to knock through a 40-yard field goal to tie the game at 3-3.

The second quarter was mostly a punting war. Here, Flack's tutelage under former Regulars punter Wyatt Skode showed, and the Regulars steadily improved their field position over the course of the quarter. Slowly backing the Mathuvans towards their endzone payed off when, at the Mathuvan 9 yard line, SLB#44 Kaarl Vogyl managed to jar the ball loose as QB Cam Newstone attempted to scramble for extra yardage on a broken play. The Regulars recovered at the 10, and, with time in the quarter expiring, trusted Torrus to take a 6-3 lead on a 27-yard field goal.

The third quarter opened with another exchange of punts. On the quarter's third drive, the Mathuvans seemed like they might be making progress; they once again managed to drive down into the Allamunnic red zone, reaching the Regulars' 6-yard line. Here, the defense showed its mettle once again, this time with MLB#23 Claetus U'Daanyl making a one-handed leaping grab of a pass intended for Mathuvan tight end Christian Mountain in the endzone. The touchback gave the Regulars the ball back at their own 20, and this time, working mostly out of the wishbone, the Regulars were able to move the ball slowly down the field. The quarter would end before they found the endzone, but find it they did, as Ed Kaarlsunn kept the ball on a veer for an 8-yard touchdown for the final 13-3 margin of victory. A final desperate drive by the Mathuvans was cut short at midfield when Waalturs strip-sacked Newstone and WLB#54 Graagur Lukas was able to recover the loose ball, allowing the Allamunnae to run the clock out.

The game was a much closer call than many expected, and the Regulars were unusually sullen after the win.

"Look, a win is a win, but we're going to need to look hard at the tape after this," head coach Rik Olafsunn said after the game. "The simple fact is if we execute like this against any our next three opponents, we could still miss the playoffs. We haven't clinched the group, or even a playoff spot, yet."

While the Regulars have mathematically not clinched, they are in the driver's seat of Group H after Abahnfleft fell 26-13 against South Covello, the Regulars' next opponents. The Regulars did also successfully eliminate the Mathuvan Union from playoff contention, and Karditan (who the Regulars will face in Indianeighpolis on MD9)'s chances are rapidly dwindling.

Statistical Leaders:

Passing:
QB#12 Ed Kaarlsunn - 6/11, 85 yds, INT
Total: 6/11, 85 yds, INT

Rushing:
HB#22 Fredrik Eriksunn - 14 rush, 68 yds
FB#24 Derrik Staalburg - 14 rush, 60 yds
HB#31 Piotr Sfynsunn - 10 rush 38 yds
QB#12 Ed Kaarlsunn - 6 rush, 31 yds, TD
Total: 44 rush, 197 yds, TD





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Blowout win puts Allamunnae on cusp of clinching
40-3 rout of South Covello puts Regulars one win away from a playoff berth
by Aldyn Wyrnur

The hand-wringing about the Regulars performance against the Mathuvan Union proved to be for naught. The Allamunnic national side came out focused and prepared for South Covello on a blustery day in Aldhuld. Where the Regulars had fallen in a soggy, slippery bout on MD3, this time the dry, crisp winds provided the perfect opportunity for the Regulars to switch to a largely option-based attack to grind out yardage, time, and the South Covelloans chances of qualifying. To reduce turnover risk, QB#12 Ed Kaarlsunn only threw the ball five times all game, going 3/5 for 26 yards.

The scoring started early; the South Covelloans, perhaps looking to ensure they could jumpstart second-half momentum, won the toss and deferred, leaving the Regulars to take the opening drive from their 26. On the second play from scrimmage, the Regulars ran the veer out of the Wishbone, with HB#22 Fredrik Eriksunn taking the pitch and picking up a block from HB#31 Piotr Sfynsunn before streaking down the sideline for a 71-yard touchdown run. A turnover on the Covelloan possession gave the Regulars the chance to follow it up, this time with Kaarlsunn taking advantage of a whiffed tackle and a missed read on a similar veer to bust through a seam in the defense 24 yards for a second touchdown and a 14-0 lead.

The teams traded field goals in the second quarter to make the score 17-3. Before the quarter was out, another touchdown would be added, this time on a long, methodical drive that ended only moments before the half did, on a 3-yard dive by FB#24 Derrik Staalburg to send the teams to halftime with a score of 24-3. The third quarter did not go much better for South Covello; although their defense kept the Regulars out of the endzone, K#15 Sofya Torrus was able to boot field goals of 29 and 33 yards to widen the lead, sandwiched around a 42-yard pick-six by FS#05 Anke Baenty that widened the lead to 37-3.

The back-ups came out in the fourth quarter, and here the scoring slowed down, with the Allamunnic back-ups adding a single 40-yard field goal courtesy of Torrus to the final tally. The final margin of victory gives the Regulars, despite a 7-1 record, the best point differential in World Bowl XXXIX to this point, with the fewest points allowed by a wide margin (12 points over 8 games; the next closest being Ko-oren's 44 points in 8 games). The win, alongside a 6-3 loss by Karditan to Abahnfleft, eliminated Karditan from contention, leaving Group H as a three-way race between the Allamunnic States, South Covello (who the Regulars now own the head-to-head tie-breaker over by virtue of H2H point differential) and Abahnfleft, who the Regulars still have to play. The Regulars will face now-eliminated Karditan in Indianeighpolis, now a dangerous match-up against a rival that has nothing left to play for but pride. Still, if the Allamunnic team can come through against the Ironworkers for a second time, they will clinch a playoff spot and, depending on Abahnfleft and South Covello's results on MD9, possibly the group as well.

Statistical Leaders:

Passing:
QB#12 Ed Kaarlsunn - 3/5, 26 yds
QB#14 Olevyr Ward - 1/1, 6 yds
Total: 4/6, 32 yds

Rushing:
FB#24 Derrik Staalburg - 15 rush, 82 yds, TD
HB#22 Fredrik Eriksunn - 14 rush, 137 yds, TD
HB#31 Piotr Sfynsunn - 12 rush, 55 yds
QB#12 Ed Kaarlsunn - 9 rush, 46 yds, TD
Total: 50 rush, 320 yds, 3 TDs
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And welcome to another edition of the Sports With Bort blog, I'm your always humble host Bort Stevens. We're continuing our special report on Torisakia's World Bowl 39 campaign that we earlier in the week. We're going to look at Torisakia's match against Kohnhead midway through the second leg of the competition.

I guess this was a little better? We pretty much dominated the whole game, and Kohnhead only scored double digits in garbage time. So that's an improvement. We managed to score more touchdowns than field goals this game as well. We even managed a safety, believe it or not. Spady did fairly well, going 16/23 for 238 yards and 2 touchdowns. He seemed to have sprained something on his non-throwing hand sometime in the second quarter, and played the rest of the way with it heavily taped. As far as I know this won't hinder his performance any, nor will it keep him sidelined. We've managed to avoid injuries this time around. Probably the benefit of that sports scientist we hired in the offseason. We're also not taking as many risks as we did in World Bowl 37. And the few injuries we have had so far have been to second and third string guys, so we're not losing out on a bunch of talent.



Box Score1Q2Q3Q4QFinal
Torisakia (6-2)9107026
Kohnhead (2-6)007613


The first quarter started off a doozy. Kohnhead received the opening kickoff, and WR Kenneth Bradson fielded it 5 yards deep. He began to come out of the endzone, but was coerced by one of his upmen to just kneel the ball for a touchback. Apparently Bradson didn't know where he was and stepped back into the endzone to take the knee after he had already left it, which results in a safety. Pretty big blunder for such a veteran player, but it happens from time to time. So Torisakia technically got the ball first on a free kick. The drive resulted in nothing and we were forced to give it back to Kohnhead. Thankfully they didn't do much of anything either, as it was three plays and out. Punting from their own 34, Kohnhead attempted to kick it outside the numbers so Darrell Hyden wouldn't have a lot of room for a big return. But sadly for them, Hyden could still manage. Hyden fielded the punt and took it 65 yards to the house to increase the Ice Birds' lead to 9-0. The rest of the first quarter was uneventful, mostly punts. The second quarter was all Torisakia. Spady connected with Jay Abaroa on the first play of the quarter for an 87 yard touchdown to put Torisakia up by three scores. The Ice Birds contemplated going for 2 to get to an even 17 points, but ultimately just kicked the extra point. Most of the quarter would go by in a similar fashion to the first: very uneventful. Kohnhead never had an opportunity to really score, never getting past the Torisakia 40 yard line. The Ice Birds notched a 40 yard field goal as time expired in the half to go up 19-0, one of the more lopsided scores this World Bowl.

Unlike our previous few games, the second half was competitive. After exchanging punts, Torisakia got on the board again with a 35 yard pass from Spady to TE A.J. Bryce to increase their lead to 26. This would be Torisakia's final score of the night, however. More exchanging of punts ensured until Kohnhead finally scored on a 43 yard pass from QB Jackson Watford to WR Marco Polisson. Kohnhead had the idea to go for 2 to cut the deficit to 18, but utterly failed as the snap was too high and went over Watford's head and was fallen on by his RB Georgette Butler, so the score remained 26-6. The rest of the quarter went by fairly quickly, with a lot of running being done by Torisakia. The fourth quarter was mainly spent by Torisakia just trying to kill clock and keep Kohnhead's offense off the field. The Ice Birds dominate time of possession as they held the ball for over 35 minutes of game time. Kohnhead managed one more score in the waning minutes on a 15 yard scramble by Watford, this time with an extra point instead of a 2 point conversion, to make the score 26-13. They tried an onside kick but failed to recover as Torisakia ran the clock out and emerged victorious.

GAME SUMMARY OF TORISAKIA VS. KOHNHEAD
1st QUARTER
14:57 TOR - Safety
9:17 TOR - 65 yard punt return by D. Hyden (DeBerry PAT)
END OF 1ST Torisakia: 9 Kohnhead: 0

2nd QUARTER
14:51 TOR - 87 yard pass from A. Spady to J. Abaroa (DeBerry PAT)
00:00 TOR - 40 yard field goal by M. DeBerry
END OF 2ND Torisakia: 19 Kohnhead: 0

3rd QUARTER
9:43 TOR - 35 yard pass from A. Spady to A. Bryce (DeBerry PAT)
3:35 KND - 43 yard pass from J. Watford to M. Polisson (2-pt conversion failed)
END OF 3RD Torisakia: 26 Kohnhead: 6

4th QUARTER
1:20 KND - 15 yard run by J. Watford (Parkinson PAT)
END OF 4TH Torisakia: 26 Kohnhead: 13


Torisakia's next match is against Free Republics, who barely defeated Greater Nordics 10-9 and clinched a spot in the playoffs last night. Torisakia needs just one win to clinch a spot of their own in the playoffs. They can also qualify with a Greater Nordics loss against Sarzonia. But the best possible scenario is Torisakia winning 1 of their next 2 games. I would prefer that we win both, but I'll take one or the other. It's more likely for us to defeat Greater Nordics since we get them at home and they aren't the defending World Bowl champions like Free Republics is. I just hope we don't get embarrassed like we did against them the first time. We could at least hold them to under 50 points this time and may the offense can muster up more than a measly 10 points. A 47-13 loss is easier to take than a 50-10 one.

Welp, that's all I have for today. I'll be back with another edition of Sports with Bort soon to discuss the Torisakia-Free Republics matchup as well as take a look at other happenings around the tournament in other groups and preview the next matchday. Take care and I've given up on trying to teach Jules how to spin. He's gotten better at it, but a spinning chimpanzee doesn't have the same charm as a spinning gorilla. Unfortunately, owning a gorilla is illegal in Torisakia so I'll never get to experience that charm. Maybe I should have chosen the gay son after all.
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