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Postby Huayramarca » Thu Jun 25, 2020 3:59 pm

OOC: Rewinding a past event, from ÑÑ Group perspective - Happens prior Part 9.

Part 1.
Part 2.
Part 3.
Part 4.
Part 5.
Part 6.
Part 7.
Part 8.
Part 9.

Rewind.

Part 10.
Part 11.
Part 12.
Part 13.

Ñucanchi Ñan - Part 14-A.

Llacuabamba, Parcoy Department - 04/04/1980 - 11:30 A.M.

Hugo Mina had approved the so dreadful and undesired bill that was compromising the Illimani Natural Park some days ago, Marta took the newspaper while receiving a message from the National Pediatric Hospital at E-Quipu “Good Morning, your son Juan is now recovered, tomorrow will be released, since he’ll be on close monitoring for the next 24 hours to see if his health remains consistent with the healing process.” Marta had a huge victory with said news, she had been busy during the last weeks organizing multiple ÑÑ rallies across Huayramarca, but this meeting would be quite special, hence, there was a lot of secretive attitude on her, friends and the persons invited for the meeting. The location chosen for said meeting said how “private” was going to be, Huancaspata is, perhaps, one of the remotest villages on all of Huayramarca, the Parcoy Department is one of the less populated and difficult ones to access due to the fact of being incrusted on the Andes, it was a 10 hours trip from Sopocachi to there, where she was prepared to meet with… Hotel owners.

It was a bit weird to see a social movement with communist orientation meeting with oligarchs, hotel owners trying to earn more capital for their ideas, still, Mina was pushing hard with his plan, to the point that it mattered only to have Serranos on your side, your region-mates in order to struggle against the disgruntled Costeño trying to perturb their peace up in the highlands. They had, at least, 8 hours on the road, they were reaching the village of Llacuabamba to eat while travelling the last 60 kilometers to Huancaspata, the harshest road was now gone, being on Llacuabamba was a victory for those cars who were thirsty for water, for resting their engines after strong efforts made, lots of combustion and lack of oxygen for said process due to the Huayramarcan heights. Kevin and Walter spotted the bodyguards of Buendía, the major of Tulcán and then a convoy of 30 4x4 SUV’s arriving to the village, Llacuabambans were surprised by the sudden influx of people, children screamed “Tourists, tourists are arriving!” Their parents were out, preparing food to sell for a couple of Intis and use that chance to earn some extra income for their daily needs.

Llacuabamba is one of those remote villages that barely has any information on the encyclopedias or GPS systems, according to the last ones, Llacuabamba is only a village with one street, but the reality is that said city has at least 10 streets and a skyscraper, which holds a rural cooperative which decided to build a megalomaniac building to show the prosperity on said place, indeed, a prosper place where children are driving their own vans, going to neighboring Cajamarca in order to buy stuff for their families or some others. The major of Llacuabamba was surprised while seeing Buendía walking through the dusty streets of his village, Pancracio Quispe rushed towards Buendía and shook his hands “It’s a pleasure to have you here with us.” Said while Buendía patted his shoulder “Nice looking building.” Said Buendía while pointing to the Manco Cápac Indigenous Cooperative building “A surprise to have a 350 meters tall building in the middle of the Andes” Quispe inflated his chest with pride and said “That’s the best proof that we, Serranos, can do a lot of big things and turn dreams into reality if we cooperate between us.” Buendía said “It’s right, and that’s why we are here, driving to Huancaspata, we need to gather with those other brothers, so we defend what belongs us.” Quispe’s mind was fast enough to interrupt and say “Illimani, right. We need to save our legacy, we need to protect our beliefs, we need to show them (Costeño oligarchy) that Serranos does matter as much as they think they matter, we all are Huayramarcans.” Both majors walked down to Quispe’s house, his son was preparing lamb and potatoes, one of the best dishes out there and an Andean specialty.

Marta decided to talk with some of the landowners, the hotel owners, in order to build some ground for the talks, since they were trying to get something decent to talk for when they arrive to the ranch located on Huancaspata. “So, which ones are your concerns?” Said Marta while asking Walter to take his “Note Phablet” to get some ideas on what they were going to talk for that moment. “Well, we take advantage of the environment near Illimani, we only make money from the spot, hence we need to keep it lush and as virgin as possible in order to attract tourists, to keep it clean and well-balanced for more tourism.” Said one of the hotel owners while Walter said “But you want to keep our sacred mountain well protected, do you?” “Of course, we take benefit from keeping ‘him’ (Illimani’s known as the Guardian Angel of Huayramarca’s Metropolitan District) protected, also, some of us are Serranos who still believes and respects the condition of the mountain, hence, it’s our first and foremost priority to protect him.” Marta was somewhat surprised, since she expected that they would exploit to some extent the place, a method of exploitation such as water reservoir drilling or more of the like of it, but she was proved wrong.

One of the hotel owners took out a folder with some future projects that were thought for the area, which included mostly the construction of signals for paths crossing the mountain from its base towards the summit, alpinism was a common sight for people across Huayramarca for the weekends and holidays; also, some of those included some sight-seeing spots across the paths, made with concrete and wood protection to keep people away from the potentially mortal gorges near the spots. They reviewed the information with complete detail, they founded it as environmentally sustainable, hence, something that the ‘Pachamama’ would love to see, since the tourists would contemplate her creation, would compromise themselves to protect and take care of it for the future generations of Huayramarcan and tourists that decide to visit it. Consensus was clear, stopping Mina wasn’t a should, was a must for the group gathered there.
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Chapter 5c: Port Ember.

Postby PotatoFarmers » Thu Jun 25, 2020 4:07 pm

"Tied on 3rd place with only a point after 2 out of 5 matchdays." "Excellent result for a second seed team."
Both sentences make absolutely 0 correlation, in fact they contradict each other. Not to Danzik Hoboson, who believes that they make absolute sense and do not contradict each other. The results of Matchday 2 have proven to be reasonable and favourable for the team. Port Ember's opening day loss to Astograth did not hinder the team as they took home 3 points in a 1-0 win against Torisakia. Meanwhile, Astograth drew Huayramarca 0-0 to take the lead at the top with 4 points. While this means Poafmersia is just 3 and 2 points away from 1st and 2nd respectively, this could only show the competitiveness of the competition thus far. And this has been a trend not only in our Cup of Harmony group, but also in this cycle. Among top teams in the competition, we have South Covello, Darmen, and Chromatika, all of which are in the top 30 of the rankings. With Poafmersia being second seeds, you know the competition is no joke. Just look at the bigger competition in Mriin and Farfadillis. Thus far, there are only 3 teams guaranteed a Round of 16 position and 1 eliminated team after 2 rounds of fixtures.
Meanwhile, Poafmersia, as second seeds, play top seeds Port Ember. The last meeting between the two sides was...well it depends who you ask. If we go back around 1.5 years ago, back to that night in HUElavia where Poafmersia played Port Ember in the 3rd/4th place match of the 9th Independents Association Cup, you would see how difficult Port Ember is as a team. It took 120 minutes for Poafmersia to attempt to grab a winning goal, but it never materialised and eventually Poafmersia would miss the Bronze Medal on penalties. Danzik said that the opposition was very difficult, and the team did relatively well especially towards the end, but was unlucky not to find the 4th goal to end the match. Shakira said that failure to defend the corner towards the end of the 2nd half (a recurring trend in Red Panjias' losses, if you notice) cost the team as Port Ember gained even more confidence after salvaging the match and heading into extra time. Adnan commented that the team tried their best, but defence was still a pressing headache especially with the players not playing out the gameplan to keep passing and hold possession. Regardless of what happened then, Adnan made it clear that the team needs to be at their best, going all out to take this match seriously. Anything less than a win would surely spell doom for the Red Panjias, as they need other results to go their way to squeeze themselves into the knockout stages. The match wouldn't be easy, and it would be a real test of whether Poafmersia did improve since then in trying to get their "fast-paced" playing style.

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Postby Zwangzug » Thu Jun 25, 2020 4:10 pm

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Group 7
Torisakia 4–4 Huayramarca
Poafmersia 2–1 Port Ember

* Group 7                             Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
1 Astograth 2 1 1 0 1 0 +1 4
Poafmersia 2 1 1 0 5 4 +1 4
3 Port Ember 3 1 0 2 2 3 −1 3
4 Huayramarca 2 0 2 0 4 4 0 2
5 Torisakia 3 0 2 1 7 8 −1 2


Group 8
Balqia 0–0 Riena
Cheergirls 0–1 Darmen

* Group 8                             Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
1 Darmen 3 3 0 0 6 3 +3 9
2 Riena 2 1 1 0 2 0 +2 4
3 Cheergirls 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3
4 Balqia 3 0 1 2 0 2 −2 1
5 Jeckland 2 0 0 2 3 6 −3 0


Group 9
Baggieland 2–4 Twicetagria
Trolleborg 0–1 Omerica

* Group 9                             Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
1 Omerica 3 2 1 0 6 4 +2 7
2 Twicetagria 2 2 0 0 6 3 +3 6
3 Squornshelan Remnant States 2 0 1 1 4 5 −1 1
Trolleborg 2 0 1 1 2 3 −1 1
5 Baggieland 3 0 1 2 5 8 −3 1


Group 10
Independent Athletes from Quebec 3–4 Sylestone
Busoga Islands 3–2 Mavinet

* Group 10                            Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
1 Busoga Islands 2 2 0 0 6 3 +3 6
2 Xanneria 2 1 0 1 5 5 0 3
3 Sylestone 2 1 0 1 6 6 0 3
4 Mavinet 3 1 0 2 6 7 −1 3
5 Independent Athletes from Quebec 3 1 0 2 6 8 −2 3


Group 11
Electrum 1–0 Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom
Timuria 2–1 Savojarna

* Group 11                            Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
1 Timuria 2 2 0 0 4 1 +3 6
2 South Newlandia 2 1 1 0 1 0 +1 4
3 Savojarna 3 1 1 1 2 2 0 4
4 Electrum 3 1 0 2 1 3 −2 3
5 Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom 2 0 0 2 0 2 −2 0


Group 12
West Pocono 3–1 Barunia
Geektopia 1–2 Newmanistan

* Group 12                            Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
1 West Pocono 3 2 0 1 4 4 0 6
2 Valladares 2 1 1 0 8 6 +2 4
3 Newmanistan 3 1 1 1 7 7 0 4
4 Geektopia 2 1 0 1 4 2 +2 3
5 Barunia 2 0 0 2 2 6 −4 0


Kelssek will have a ranking of the current third-place teams across all groups with the groups 1-6 scores.
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Postby New Lusitania and the Algarves » Thu Jun 25, 2020 5:03 pm

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EASTFIELD - WHERE THE SELECÇÃO GOES SOUTH
New Lusitania 0-2 Eastfield Lodge
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Following what had been a very interesting first game, the following match against historic Eastfield Lodge was intrinsic to the continuation of the Selecção in the prestigious Cup of Harmony. A few changes with Vinagrete and Azinheira coming on as well as Paciente for Veiga, experimenting with a brand new 4-3-3 type formation with three actual attackers. Eastfield Lodge would start the same people as usual, a spur of new talents that would seek to bring the team back to its place and rise from the ashes and this was very clear in this game. For the first time in many, many games, New Lusitania were clearly played off the park. Not due to incompetence or lack of trying but from the sheer play by the Eastfieldians – an impenetrable fortress at the back as the forwards made their way up to pitch constantly to test goalkeeper Patríce. The first goal coming in just before halftime left everyone with plenty to think about in the dressing rooms following a beautiful slot in to the goal by the Lusitanians’ opposition and the way of the game would not change in the second half with a great lesson on how to work the counter-attack efficiently, leading Paciente to be subbed for an extra defender in the name of Ferradura, following that second goal around the hour mark – a shot which was volleyed in and counted despite the goalie just laying claims to it. The goal would be the final scoring moment of a match which Lusitanian players and fans alike just wanted to end. By the end of the match, journalists were all over coach Victor Santa Cruz which has admitted freely that he has some thinking to do if the situation doesn’t change, but that in New Lusitanian fashion there will still be a fight to resolve, despite not scoring a goal in two games…
In fact, favourites already seem to rise with the possibility of appointing someone like Marco Saraiva to the team or even get someone in the top teams of the domestic league. With the match against Celtics Alba and Cymru coming up next, it really is make or break for the team which just haven’t seemed to be in it for these past two matches and since they’ve been in Kelssek. As Horta recovers from problems in training, Mário might make his first appearance in the finals of the Cup during this edition and Ferradura’s show during Eastfield Lodge impressed some in the prospects of his national team career. Tablewise things are extremely hard for New Lusitania who find themselves virtually out even if they win their last two as Kohnhead still have three games left to play, meaning a point tonight could’ve made all the difference. Flavovespia still lead following a victory in Alba and Cymru’s first match.
The celtic team only have a loss for the time being and the win for New Lusitania would certainly the remaining teams in a race for qualification in a cycle which just keeps producing excellent football and great surprises as the team now travels to their next destination in the town of Arivka where the Community Stadium shall set the stage for yet another impressive battle of twenty-two men over the green grass pitch.
FULL TIME: 0-2
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Postby Eraman » Thu Jun 25, 2020 5:15 pm

CHAPTER 19
JERUSELEM


The squad travelled to Burnaby to play Jeruselem for their second Cup of Harmony match. It is the first time the two teams met. On paper, Jeruselem is the favourite to qualify from the group but they lost their opening match to TJUN-ia.

Eraman came into the match with the hope of doing what TJUN-ia did and upset the group favourite. Jeruselem, though, was determined to not let that happen. Two early goals from Reece Banister reminded everyone watching the match why Jeruselem is the group favourite.

Eraman tried to siege the wall of Jeruselem a few times but failed. Their only goal of the game came from a long-range free-kick by Mano Bosa. It was not more than a consolation as Jeruselem has scored another 2 before that.

With just 1 point from 2 games, Eraman's chance to qualify from the group is very slim. Their next match is against TJUN-ia who impressed everyone in the opening match by beating Jeruselem.

It's going to be an uphill battle for the Tun Sengalang Petara boys. Another defeat will send them out of the competition.
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Postby Oberour Ar Moro » Thu Jun 25, 2020 5:41 pm

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Imperium In Command
Oberours can't break through in loss

By Venec de Grant-Moulin

A match with all the potential in the world to become a high-scoring affair turned into a defensive slugfest, as Oberour Ar Moro fell to Squornshelous 1-2. The Dragoons remain without a point as they head into a must-win match against Legalese if they want any chance of qualifying for the Cup of Harmony Round of 32.

While Taran Bele found the back of the net for the first time in the tournament in the 19th minute, Lucia Krupin scored twice for Squornshelous over the next 15. The remaining match more resembled trench warfare than the normal free-flowing offense both teams are more than capable of.

The defensive struggle was costly, as Annaeg Chaumeeur and Laou de Sablonneieres earned their second yellow cards of the tournament. Phelippon de Gentilli and Peterne de Courbueil will take starting roles as the two regular starters are forced to sit.

Cup of Harmony 77 Schedule
WIN DRAW LOSS

MD1 The Sarian 3-2 Oberour Ar Moro
MD2 Oberour Ar Moro 1-2 Squornshelous
MD3 Legalese (0-0-1) v Oberour Ar Moro (0-0-2)
MD4 BYE
MD5 Oberour Ar Moro (0-0-2) v South Covello (0-1-0)
_The Dominion of_Oberour Ar Moro_

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Postby Euran Oceania Territories » Thu Jun 25, 2020 6:14 pm

OOC: Technically EOFL has already had a couple of seasons IC, so this guide is a couple of years old IC.

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Clubs of the Euran Oceania Territories

The Big Six


Fligsive FC - Play at the Flynn Arena (96,500, Fligsive). Formerly one of the biggest clubs in old Mertagne, Fligsive FC are by far the biggest club in EOT and start the first season with an enormous advantage. Thanks to the Euran government funded rebuild of the iconic Flynn Arena (and Euran investment in the city in general), the club was able to survive the period of the newly formed and growing Territories having no professional league. They claim a lot of the heritage of the original Fligsive FC, including the same stadium, same kit and a strikingly similar badge with a small Euran flourish to it. But the Flynn Arena now has blue and gold seats as opposed to its old green and black design, so some things have changed.

Bakermouth - Play at the New Frontier stadium (60,000, Bakermouth). A new club, Bakermouth are the main club of the eponymous city, the biggest “new city” in the Territories founded by the new regime and growing quickly to a population of one million on the east coast. For the purpose of nation building a hugely impressive new 60,000 seater stadium was built, complete with all the latest facilities and technology, and a giant single tier stand behind one of the goals. They play in a striking red kit similar to Directus, however the real inspiration comes from Lord Baker (where “Bakermouth” comes from), a historic Euran national hero commonly associated with the red and gold colour scheme sometimes used by Euran sporting institutions, most notably the national football team.

New Bastion - Play at the Memorial Stadium (35,000, New Bastion). New Bastion is another “new city” and one with less ambition than Bakermouth. It was set up with nakedly political intentions as you can guess from the name of the city, headquartering the Territorial Administration during the reconstruction of Fligsive. It was decided with the future in mind that a football team should be set up with a standard mid-sized modern stadium, which is how New Bastion FC were born. Their kit and stadium colour scheme is white and black, a subtle inversion of the famous Bastion from who they take their name.

Blades ex Magnaeus - Play at The Bird Cage (54,750, Magnaeus). When the Eurans arrived in Magnaeus it was a city in desolate chaos, having fallen into disrepair under the light touch governance of Runtenbach and the Sunrisians. Surprisingly little though was given to saving the famous Blades. Then came along Mary Hadlee, a Euran billionaire steel magnate and massive football fan who saw an opportunity to reanimate a classic Mertagne club with her own money. She got started quickly pulling together this phoenix club and rebuilding their iconic Bird Cage stadium and its innovative arching metal bar roof supports, with a slightly lower capacity than previously.

Burgess FC - Play at Sunrise Park (45,000, Burgess). Burgess are another revived club, one of the “Big Three” of the old Mertagne/Calanian Union clubs that remain in any shape or form. Their heavy Sunrisian influence is obvious with their early commitment to a Sunrisian inspired exciting style of play (their stadium is coincidentally called Sunrise Park), but there’s also the hallmarks of Euran football present with an increased pitch size for possession play being a hallmark of Sunrise Park’s redevelopment. The originally Kytlerian-designed stadium has a lower capacity than previously due to damage sustained during the Collapse, lower by 7,000 seats. However it retains its relative charm for a modern stadium, and a gorgeous view of the Calanian coast over the top of the low and uncovered East Stand.

Oslograd Academy - Play at 66 Park (20,000, Fligsive). One of these clubs is not like the others. Possibly the biggest impact Skorji Oslograd has had on football in the Territories, aside from massively boosting its profile at home and abroad, is his leading role in constructing a major national academy inspired by overseas projects like the Sunrisian Project 90+ and the Apoxian Centre for Excellence. What’s possibly unique about the Skorji Oslograd National Footballing Academy (SONFA) is that it will run as an actual football club as well as a pool for national youth talent to develop. Playing under the name Oslograd Academy at the newly constructed 66 Park (named after the iconic World Cup final Oslograd played in), they will feature a uniquely young squad and are likely to be a hot destination for loanees from leagues around the world.

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Group 1
Tequilo 2–1 Ethane
Mercedini 3–0 Euran Oceania Territories
  Group 1                   Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
1 Tequilo 3 2 1 0 7 3 +4 7
2 Mercedini 2 1 1 0 3 0 +3 4
3 Ethane 2 1 0 1 4 3 +1 3
4 The Jovannic 2 1 0 1 3 4 −1 3
5 Euran Oceania Territories 3 0 0 3 3 10 −7 0

Group 2
Northwest Kalactin 1–1 Talamia
Krytenia 5–2 Blouman Empire
  Group 2                   Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
1 Krytenia 2 2 0 0 7 3 +4 6
2 Northwest Kalactin 3 1 1 1 6 4 +2 4
3 Talamia 2 1 1 0 4 3 +1 4
4 Chromatika 2 1 0 1 6 6 0 3
5 Blouman Empire 3 0 0 3 6 13 −7 0

Group 3
Squornshelous 2–5 South Covello
Legalese 3–2 Oberour Ar Moro
  Group 3                   Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
1 Squornshelous 3 2 0 1 10 8 +2 6
2 South Covello 2 1 1 0 5 2 +3 4
3 The Sarian 2 1 1 0 3 2 +1 4
4 Legalese 2 1 0 1 5 8 −3 3
5 Oberour Ar Moro 3 0 0 3 5 8 −3 0

Group 4
Vdara 5–1 Filindostan
Maccian 2–2 Delaclava
  Group 4                   Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
1 Vdara 3 2 0 1 12 9 +3 6
2 Maccian 2 1 1 0 7 5 +2 4
3 Kandorith 2 1 1 0 8 7 +1 4
4 Delaclava 3 0 1 2 10 12 −2 1
5 Filindostan 2 0 1 1 3 7 −4 1

Group 5
New Lusitania 0–0 Alba and Cymru
Kohnhead 5–2 Eastfield Lodge
  Group 5                   Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
1 Flavovespia 2 2 0 0 6 1 +5 6
2 Kohnhead 2 2 0 0 6 2 +4 6
3 Eastfield Lodge 3 1 0 2 5 9 −4 3
4 Alba and Cymru 2 0 1 1 0 2 −2 1
5 New Lusitania 3 0 1 2 0 3 −3 1

Group 6
Jeruselem 1–0 Garifunya
TJUN-ia 0–2 Eraman
  Group 6                   Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts
1 Jeruselem 3 2 0 1 5 3 +2 6
2 Sharktail 2 1 1 0 6 5 +1 4
3 Eraman 3 1 1 1 8 9 −1 4
4 TJUN-ia 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
5 Garifunya 2 0 0 2 0 2 −2 0


Third-place teams
                         Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
Talamia 2 1 1 0 4 3 +1 4
Kandorith 2 1 1 0 8 7 +1 4
The Sarian 2 1 1 0 3 2 +1 4
Savojarna 3 1 1 1 2 2 0 4
Newmanistan 3 1 1 1 7 7 0 4
Eraman 3 1 1 1 8 9 −1 4
Ethane 2 1 0 1 4 3 +1 3
Port Ember 3 1 0 2 2 3 −1 3

Cheergirls 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3
Sylestone 2 1 0 1 6 6 0 3
Eastfield Lodge 3 1 0 2 5 9 −4 3
Squornshelan Remn. States 2 0 1 1 4 5 −1 1
Trolleborg 2 0 1 1 2 3 −1 1

Note: Standings tiebreakers beyond goal difference have not been applied.
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Postby South Covello » Thu Jun 25, 2020 6:44 pm

As they so epically did in the last election, the hit South Covellan late night comedy show Friday Night Live did a cold open satirizing the recent Consul debate in the Free Republics. Samuel Izmailov was portrayed by the episode’s host, film star Harold Flower, who had recently appeared in the award-winning comedy film Help, A Goat Has Eaten My Trousers!. Nova Hellstrom-Hancock was played by Busty Daniels, the porn star who previously portrayed Scarlett Nicholls on FNL and wrote several libelous books claiming to have performed numerous lewd acts with various world leaders including claiming to have performed a three-way with Sebastian Trudeau and Scarlett Nicholls on the eve of the last election, been the recipient of an extremely lewd act King Paulus of Saintland performed with his scepter, had sex with Samuel Izmailov on the floor of the Senate chamber, and snuck into prison in an ice cream container to have sex with Lord Almighty Gregory himself, but could never be convicted of anything due to the public figure exemption. Valentin Svensson was portrayed by Angelina Georgina, Harold Flower’s wife, wearing reverse drag. FNL was known for portraying sexist politicians by women in reverse drag, and had given the same treatment to both Sebastian Trudeau and Carter Redwin in the past. Tsukihiko Fukuhara was played by Wei Bong, and the moderator, Thierry Trottier, was played by Jeremiah Lucas.

Transcript of FNL Skit:

Thierry Trottier: Hi, I’m Thierry Trottier, and to the billions watching around the Multiverse, good evening and welcome to the Republican Consul candidate debate for the second round. We’ll begin with opening statements. First up, Tsukihiko Fukuhara.

Tsukihiho Fukuhara: Hello, I’m Tsukihiko Fukuhara.

Samuel Izmailov: Your time is up, Tsukihiko-chan!

Thierry Trottier:: He’s right. Next up, Valentin Svensson.

Valentine Svensson: Together, we will move into the Common Good. We will promote the lower class and good old-fashioned values. We will move into the future fighting for the Common Good. We will rebuild families, unless those families are gay or have gay children, because gay people aren’t real. We are the Common Good!

Thierry Trottier: Next up, Nova Hellstrom-Hancock.

Nova Hellstrom Hancock: We need women’s equality! Women should be free to have sex with anyone they want, or no one at all! Mr. Svensson really likes the last kind! But only if they want to! Rape is bad! I shouldn’t have to say that but apparently Republicans don’t get that! Rape is bad!

Samuel Izmailov: How many men did you have sex with, you slut?

Nova Hellstrom-Hancock: 519. Pause In the past 24 hours. Why, I had sex with Mr. Fukuhara backstage.

Tsukihko Fukuhara: That did not happen.

Samuel Izmailov: Now now, Tsuki-wuki-sushi, you’ll have plenty of time to respond after the debate when you’re eating your dinner of soy and more soy!

Thierry Trottier: He’s right, again. But Mr. Izmailov, please let Ms. Hellstrom-Hancock answer the question.

Nova Hellstrom Hancock: Also, I would abolish pants, because my husband does not wear them in my marriage.That is all.

Thierry Trottier: Finally, Senator Izmailov.

Samuel Izmailov: Together, we will make the Mutltiverse Great Again! We will Invade the World and Destroy the World! We will turn all the talking ponies in Equestria into humans. We will give South Covello laws even though they already have laws. We will make Sherpa Land or whatever they call themselves flu-free because the Sherpa cold is fake news. How will I do this? I do not know. But I will, because I say I will, and anything I say is true.

Thierry Trottier: OK, now it’s time for questions. Mr. Fukuhara, would you like the first question?

Tsukihiko Fukuhara: Finally, I get to speak! It’s been what, eight hours?

Thierry Trottier: OK, thank you for your answer. Mr. Svensson, the next question is yours.

Fukuhara tries to speak but his mic has been turned off

Thierry Trottier: We’ve turned off your mic, you’re done for the night. Anyway, Mr. Svensson, what are your views on the issue of Republlican values? Your statements have been quite controversial.

Valentine Svensson: I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am pro-life, which naturally means abortion should be punishable by death. I believe sex outside of marriage is morally wrong, and families are important, unless those families are gay, or Muslim, or Jewish. Also, I believe we should worship the One True Lord Iesus Christus or else! Oh no, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet! Forgive me, Iesus! I still love you!

Thierry Trottier: Well then. Next up, is Nova Hellstrom-Hancock. Ms. Hellstrom-Hancock, who is the President of South Covello?

Nova Hellstrom-Hancock: What the hell is this, Trivia Night at the Stinky Drinky Bar? Because I’m not drunk enough for that. It’s Luisa Benitez.

Samuel Izmailov: Lies! Lies! Lies! Slut lies! It’s Tim Scott!

Nova Hellstrom-Hancock: No, he lost!

Samuel Izmailov: Only because assassination is legal there! And to prove assassination is wrong, I will assassinate Luisa Benitez and installl Tim Scott as President of South Covello! Better yet, myself as World Emperor! Wouldn’t that be lovely!

Nova Hellstrom-Hancock: As Mr. Svensson would say, I think you said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.

Samuel Izmailov: No, I didn’t. What do you think will happen after I invade the world, idiot? Of course we’ll have a world empire!

Thierry Trottier: And now our final question of the night, for Samuel Izmailov. Mr. Izmailov, are there any countries you will not invade?

Samuel Izmailov: Well this one, obviously. I will not invade Free Republics because I will already be King… oops, I mean Consul. And no, Supernova, I did not say the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet. I said them both loud. Moving on, what other countries will I not invade? Well, I did say Invade the World, right? Not Invade All the Worlds? So I guess all the countries on Sonnel won’t get to experience Republican Greatness - sorry, Drawkies. And the Dreamed Realm won’t get to realize that National Greatness is far superior to magic either. Their loss. But all the countries on this world, the only world that should exist, I WILL INVADE THEM, I WILL DESTROY THEM, THERE WILL JUST BE ONE COUNTRY, THAT ONE COUNTRY WILL BE THE FREE REPUBLICS, AND LIVE FROM SOUTH COVELLO IT’S FRIDAY NIGHT!




The skit aired the day before the Second Round election and quickly went viral around the Multiverse, with Georgina's performance in particular drawing rave reviews. The "I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet!" line in particular was replayed over and over on talk shows and late night specials in South Covello and beyond. After the results of the election were announced and Svnesson and Fukuhara were eliminated, Georgina sent out a Twii taking personal credit for the former's defeat, writing "So proud to have engineered the defeat of yet another sexist Republican politician. Sammy, we're coming for you next! #InvadeNobody"
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Postby Northwest Kalactin » Thu Jun 25, 2020 6:45 pm

Northwest Kalactanian Presidential Election: Libertarian Party
It’s that time of year in Northwest Kalactin folks, it’s election time. With the votes coming in just 6 months from now, it’s time to look at who will be running for the Presidential position of the nation.

Current Sitting President: Vincent Montiel
State of Origin: Kolmer
Age: 41
Education: Akers State Law
Party: Libertarian
History: Vincent is the current sitting president of Northwest Kalactin. He has had one of the highest approval rates in the nations history at 65%. He is the definite favorite to win the election this year. Before he was a president, he was the attorney general for the state of Kolmer.

Policies
Taxes: Socialist
Gun Control: Supports background checks and license requirements
Fascism in Kyater: Anti
Military Spending: No opinion
More Police Control: Pro

States Expected to Win in Primaries: All except Glenshire and Jarrbergen Municipality
Vice President: None yet

2nd Libertarian Candidate: Johnny Garcia
State of Origin: Glenshire
Age: 63
Education: Priterscat State Law
Party: Libertarian
History: Representing Glenshire in the Parliament for over 15 years, Garcia has been a frequent supporter of the policies of sitting president Vincient Montiel. He has advocated for military control over the Kyater Autonomous state. He plans to possibly run with Vincient if he fails to win a large number of States.

Policies
Taxes: Wants to lower on the poor, higher on the wealthy
Gun Control: supports control of sales of Assault Rifles and Pistols
Fascism in Kyater: Strongly Against
Military Spending: Less
More Police Control: No opinion, except for the states of Kyater.

States expected to win in primaries: Glenshire and Jarrbergen Municipality
Vice President: Could pair up with Vincient later, not known yet.

Libertarian Primaries, Week One
States Voting: Kolmer, Gold Coast Capital Territories, Skoggins and Kyater

Kolmer
Montiel: 87%
Garcia: 11%
Write In: 2%

Gold Coast Capital Territories
Montiel: 64%
Garcia: 42%
Write In: 4%

Skoggins
Montiel: 51%
Garcia: 40%
Write In: 9%

Kyater:
Montiel: 61%
Write In: 34%
Garcia: 5%

Summary
Montiel takes a large early lead, already 4-0. There are still 14 states left to go, and Garcia’s 2 best states are coming up next week. The most likely outcome is Garcia drops out by week e and becomes the VP for Montiel.

Northwest Kalactin 1-1 Talamia
Goals: Anderson 37’
Assist: McCarthy 37’
Cards: Dakota 58’

Luke Dillan: 8
Jimmy McCarthy: 9
Jack Flemister: 8
Steve Gilbert: 6
Frank Owens: 7
Will Sanders: 8
Matt Hall: 7
Hue Grebv: 7
Joseph Anderson: 10
Jack Dakota: 6
Mark Romero: 8
AO Lacrosse Invitational 2 Champions
World Twenty20 Championship X Champion
Cup of Harmony 78 Host
RP population: 23 million
AOHC 7
All India Cup 1
MAC 5&6
Gold Coast Basketball Tournament 1
World Lacrosse Championships XXXV
NSCF Mineral Conference
Coffs 7’s I


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Legalese
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Postby Legalese » Thu Jun 25, 2020 9:57 pm

He was fired up, and it was no surprise why. The final score told the story -- Legalese 3, Oberour Ar Moro 2. A close result, but that was wasn’t going to dampen Myles’ spirit.

“YEAH!!” He shouted, walking onto the pitch and alternating hand claps with high fives as the Legalese national team headed off the pitch. “Way to finish the full 90!”

He reached Tim Ermintano. “Young Tim! Hell of a super sub! Looked like you’ve been doing this for years! Nice goal to seal the deal!”

The last player off reached his assistant coach, slightly sheepish grin. “Sorry to let one in late.”

“Don’t worry about it Karter, still got the three. We’re right where we need to be.”

“Right where we need to be?” A familiar voice called from across the sideline. “How do you figure?”

Myles turned to see Francis City Journal writer Brandy Brocado, recorder in hand. He smiled.

“I’m not the one you want to talk to, Brandy. Hardy’s right over there.”

“You’re the one that said it, Myles -- you think Legalese is right where they need to be. Care to elaborate?”

Myles turned to his Manager. Bolder gave him a inscrutable look before turning towards the tunnel.

Well, shit. Miles paused a second before deciding to just go for it.

“Of course. We’re one back of a top two or three spot, and three back with a game in hand on first. The two teams we need to climb over to get that top two spot -- or at least a shot in the round of 32 with third -- are exactly who we have left to play. First, South Covello, then finishing up with The Sarian. This group is still up for grabs, and we’re in the spot to control our destiny and take it.”

“You have South Covello, the #15 team in the world, next. What do you expect?”

“Well, I expect the team that has more heart, the team that cares more about being here, to be the team that comes out on top.”

Brandy sputtered “D-d-did you just suggest that the odds-on favorites to win the Cup of Harmony don’t care about being here?”

“Damn right I did. They know the people at home don’t give a damn about them -- their news stories are all about fantastical lawsuits and parodies of other countries’ political debates. They know this team should have made the World Cup, and they didn’t make it. The bottom line is that their country just doesn’t care about this, and you can see it in the way they are playing.”

Myles turned away, “Jonathan Lee Moneybags, the King of Legalese! You think that’s more important than the Cup of Harmony, huh!”
Host/Co-Host of:
World Cup XXII and LXVIII
Cup of Harmony XI and XIII
Baptism of Fire IX, XIV, XV, XVI, XLII, LII
The Inaugural CAFA Cup
AOCAF Cup V and XXXIV

Winner of Cup of Harmony 55 and Jeremy Jaffacake Jamboree II
Anaia: Like all the best ideas, this is moving from "lampoon" to
"take seriously" rather quickly

(H/T to Mertagne)

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Postby The Jovannic » Thu Jun 25, 2020 10:14 pm

The Varla Crlak United's team of 68, the Aristocratic Artists.

Season 68 was one of the most memorable for Varla Crlak fans. Under the leadership of the late Marcus Vehlit, the team blossomed for a few years reaching its peak at season 68, another 2 more good seasons before Marcus died of a brain hemorrhage. The team had the experienced goalkeeper John Hawr, 29, with the defence anchored by the quick yet deadly defender Tufuc Milibell, 28, whom is considered the first modern Jovannic Style Defender, with unsually quick speed and good tackling abilities. The midfield had the likes of Suisui Gai, 22, Lishen Bastarwo, 27, Jiggara McKinnon, 26, and Sullifar Eng, 31. The attack was led by the current manager of the Jovannic National Team Gothal Mathee, 26 and the deadly finisher Chang Mo Zhai, 28, who is revered as the best attacking player ever in Varla Crlak United. The only arguably not so good player in the lineup is the rightback, Dylan Lipu, 22, who was erratic and not very good at marking nor tackling, but became much better later in life as a veteran.

The season started off with a memorable 5-0 win over the Dustilez Bulls, who were overwhelmed by Gothal and Mo Zhai, who scored a brace apiece. they shot to the top of the leaderboard, and stayed there for some time. There was some good competition, with Nationale Jovannica, West Juxe United and Chutiman United hot on their tails. An important 3-1 win over Nationale Jovannica pushed Varla Crlak to a 5 point lead. They had commanding victories over Horimat and Chan City, 2-0 and 3-0 respectively, and Mo Zhai Smashed the record for quickest push to 20 goals in one season. They faltered a bit with a draw to Haladay FC 1-1, but got back on track with what would be the goal of the season from Suisui Gai to defeat a strong Inzen FC 1-0. Their first loss happened against West Juxe, after 2 late goals downed them and closed the difference between the two teams to 4 points, but it was in vain as Varla Crlak then cruised to the title with 9 points to spare.

Style of Play
"They look like painters on a canvas, graceful and clean." These were the words of former pundit Charli Mrakseon, who described them best. very smooth play, very fluid like, the midfield could exchange with the attack and vice versa. They were effective and clinical, and their passing is quite orthodox, and teams often could not predict their play.

I really need the points tequilo.... I must win!!


Phew my 2nd RP for this match...
ALL HAIL THE JOVANNIC!!!

Sporting Achievements:
1st:
2nd:
3rd: 3rd Jenna Raven Cup, Mike Sarzo Memorial Trophy
4th: NS World Cup of Masters I
Semi-finals: IFC1
Honourable Mentions: Olympic Sliver Medal in Football (XIV Olympiad)

Charging forward to return to glory! (II)
Cricket ranking: ??
Football Ranking: 202

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Postby Jeruselem » Thu Jun 25, 2020 10:34 pm

Daisy Cutter and Jeruselem manager coach Boris Lancaster after Jeruselem beat Garifunya in Kelssek

Boris: Hey, how do you use this?
Daisy: Why you asking me?
Boris: The secretary is gone off shopping
Daisy: You don't know how to turn a bloody tablet on?
Boris: I can't login
Daisy: Well just put in the passcode

Boris: I can't remember the passcode
Daisy: Well use the fingerprint reader then
Boris: I can't, the fingerprint is registered to my secretary
Daisy: So you can't remember the passcode
Boris: It's eight numbers
Daisy: Abby said she made it really easy to remember

Boris: Well, numbers more than four digits I have trouble remembering
Daisy: I'll give you a clue, sex
Boris: I like sex but we're at work at the moment.
Daisy: It rhymes with sex
Boris: Oh six ... I remember now!

Daisy: Why you need to use the tablet? I'm the one who needs all the scores for the TV report anyway
Boris: I need to check some emails from the Jeruselem FA about pay
Daisy: You expecting a bonus for not qualifying for the World Cup then?
Boris: Err, no ... something else
Daisy: I have no idea anyway
Boris: Oh yes, I just realised I've seen some of your movies

Daisy: Yeah thanks ...
Boris: Say you're a dirty little bitch when you're going
Daisy: No sex for you though. Ask someone else.
Boris: No time for that these days
Daisy: What you mean, how many kids you got?
Boris: Oh that yes

Daisy: Well keep that sausage to yourself
Boris: So how you finding the new job?
Daisy: I'm not used to all this travel ...
Boris: But you aren't always in the studio at home anyway
Daisy: Yeah but this is a foreign country, it's easy to get lost.
Boris: That's we have local help

Daisy: Hey, I'm barely literate as it is - let alone other languages.
Boris: Heh hey, you don't sound illiterate.
Daisy: Eh, I'm more glorified parrot than a journalist. Well a good looking parrot.
Boris: You're doing great.
Daisy: Err thanks.
Boris: I'll be nice to you.

Daisy: That's because look like a schoolgirl sometimes
Boris: Nothing wrong with that.
Daisy: Doesn't help I'm short and look stupid
Boris: Believe me, you're not stupid.
Daisy: Compared to Princess Kate. I just bumble my way though things.
Boris: Same here

Daisy: I know ...

OOC
Jeruselem 1–0 Garifunya
TJUN-ia 0–2 Eraman
Sharktail bye
Jeruselem's sports achievements
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Baggieland
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Postby Baggieland » Fri Jun 26, 2020 12:16 am

The Daily Boing

Baggieland 2 – 4 Twicetagria FT (0 – 2 HT)

For a post-match controversy, click on the link below. :)

https://youtu.be/IbE6AIqdtgY

Baggieland stats:

Scorers:
Jeff Richardson: (56').
Bomber Robson: (60’).

Possession: 44%.
Corners: 3.

Tournament scorers:
Jeff Richardson: 2.
Bomber Robson: 2.
Ginger Astle: 1.

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Postby Talamia » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:18 am

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Northwest Kalactin 1–1 Talamia
J. Anderson ⚽ 37’‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎ ‎‏‏‎
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"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages! Here is Auxe Aggelia, accompanied as always by Gian Gianvilipendio and George the Butterfly. As the 2020 NAFT resumed yesterday, we discovered the team we will face in the semi-finals of the tournament. Imperial Terra Australis defeated Global Earth 2-1 and advanced. The team of Quicky Jones and Pisces Hominis will be a tough challenge, maybe the toughest we have ever faced"

"What about Chromatika?"

"We defeated Chromatika 3-2 in our first match in the Cup of Harmony qualifiers!"

"What? But George predicted..."

"The butterfly was wrong"

"And what about Northwest Kalactin?"

"We tied 1-1. Stern A'apt scored the definitive goal, after we were losing, at the 61st minute"

"That's awesome"

"It's amazing, yes. Sanisla Pedalisismi is doing an excellent job with our national team. Talamia is now third in the group, with our next opponents, Krytenia, on top, but having played only two matches. We can do it, Gian! Now let's take a look at the line-up for our next match. Pedalisismi has some surprises in store! Our top players need to rest"

STARTING XI
4-2-3-1
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#1 Psal Arpaz
#16 Para Eidoschema
#23 Stizo Stiba Stroma
#18 Eletheu Atele
#26 Hyakinthos Fakelos
#15 Timo Theosbes
#21 Kof Vottetheis
#17 Mesacro Diodos
#28 Xaner Rupalon
#10 Kata Dioiiké
#19 Neaniaõ

SUBS:
#22 Nicipp Lamàn
#3 Eter Katek
#24 Neodom Zekelos
#25 Arees Stiba Stroma
#27 Polemiste Sukon
#29 Afobos Mumps
#11 Ptirn Enripto
The Elothera Dapeda of Talamia

A Socialist Republic, located on the east coast of the Romaxia continent, in the south-west of the Democratic Socialist Assembly


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Blouman Empire
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Ex-Nation

Postby Blouman Empire » Fri Jun 26, 2020 5:46 am

THE EMPIRE TIMES



Embarrassing Performance Casts Further Doubt Over Parry



Krytenia pushed Blouman manager Lewis Parry closer to the sack and went top of the group three points clear with a crushing win at Stade Outineau which kept the Eagles at the bottom of the group.

Krytenia boss Jerome Phillips, felt able to rest key players Ross Green, Cormac O’Neill and Rafael Mendoca and still able to win against the struggling side. Krytenia effectively won the game with four goals in the first half - Phillip Eaton creating two early strikes for Selaphiel Kennedy and Neil Smith. Luke Cousins pulled one back for the shambolic Eagles but Krytenia were soon back in control when Kennedy controlled a James Aitken pass for a brilliant third and David Horrocks got the goal he deserved when he crowned a sweeping counter-attack from Stephen Mariner’s inviting delivery. Issac Cupstran took advantage of Krytenia's own vulnerable defending to make it 4-2 just before half time but in reality the Blouman side were never seriously in contention at any point.

Both sides missed chances in the second half, with the brilliant Kennedy and Blouman substitute Lincoln Zilva the main culprits, but Krytenia completed the humiliation for Parry and his team with Joshua Kelnic’s low shot for the fifth in the final minute of normal time. The question now, as the Eagles lie at the bottom of the table with zero points and only one game left for the side. Parry has been receiving criticism from elements of the media and certain areas of the fans and this dismal showing is only likely to add pressure to his exit.

This was a Krytenia side nowhere near full strength but the game was up for Parry and the Blouman Empire once they were two down inside 17 minutes. Their defensive system was ripped to shreds, by the Krytenia forwards. The Eagles were a team in chaos at times in the first half, with Jason Potts, David Parson, Michael Relstron and John Miller all arguing among themselves after Kennedy’s goal then Potts and Rhys Lornet also in animated discussion after Kennedy’s second put Krytenia 3-1 up. The Eagles did create some chances but never looked like ending Krytenia’s strong showing. It is also the first time the Eagles have ever conceded four goals in the first half of an international match. Many will believe Parry now faces an uncertain future and the Eagles face what increasingly looks like a pointless Cup of Harmony campaign.

Parry did not beat around the bush in the post match interview "We cannot concede goals in the way we conceded. We knew everything about them before the match and how they like to play, we know how they would play. There was a lot of mistakes. I am not the right person to answer questions about the situation of my position, this question is for different people back home in FFB headquarters. We were making some mistakes which put us under big, big pressure. The type of mistakes we are making is because the players are playing under pressure to look for a win and we just didn’t cope with it today”.

The Eagles will sit out on the next match day with a bye before facing their final match against a so far unbeaten Talamia. While the Eagles cannot move past the group stage Parry and his players will be looking to salvage something from their final game and not be the first Blouman side to fail to win a match in a Cup of Harmony campaign
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The Jovannic
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Postby The Jovannic » Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:20 am

The Euran Blessings. The Jovannic always seem to win against Euran teams. Josad Kicoli finds out if there is any science behind this phonemenon.

2-0, 2-1, 2-1. These scores are phonemenal, important good results that shaped the Jovannic National Team. I travel to the institute of Sport and Nutrition in Horimat City, to find out more about this interesting phonemenon.

"Good morning professor. I'm here to find out about the Euran Phonemenon."

"Yes. It seems that the there were more supporters at the actual stadium supporting the Jovannic. This doesn't seem important, but support can go a long way to helping a team."

"Interesting professor, are they any other factors that may come into play?"

"It says here that The Jovannic had a better passing ratio and much more control over the passing methods. This could have allowed them to relax and play The Jovannic style of game, which may have contributed to their win."

"So you are saying that the Euran style may have aided The Jovannic style of play to thrive? Very fascinating!"

"Many factors can affect the result of a football match. It may be just luck."

"Good words."


very short but this is my 3rd RP for this.....yay?
ALL HAIL THE JOVANNIC!!!

Sporting Achievements:
1st:
2nd:
3rd: 3rd Jenna Raven Cup, Mike Sarzo Memorial Trophy
4th: NS World Cup of Masters I
Semi-finals: IFC1
Honourable Mentions: Olympic Sliver Medal in Football (XIV Olympiad)

Charging forward to return to glory! (II)
Cricket ranking: ??
Football Ranking: 202

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Sharktail
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sharktail » Fri Jun 26, 2020 7:36 am

Hello, welcome back to Nazri TV with me your host Nazri. How do I look today? Is it good? Guys like me who always being chased by women have to look good. Hahaha. You know when I meet a girl, I cannot forget their face, their appearance, such a perfect one. When they go, no, what I have to do?

(Singing)

When can I see you again?
Oh, I miss you. Please never leave me alone.
You are the only one I love.
for right now.
(end)

Haha, how is it? My song is good, right? (comment: If you sing this in front of your wife or girlfriend, they will hit you until half death and leave you). (comment: I may be dead now try to sing this lyric for my wife). Haha, I think so too. (look surrounding) safe Fira not here. (comment: she may watching your stream now). Don't worry, I can just say it a joke. (comment: you know, you just said that now). (comment: rest in peace bro). Ah shit, I forgot. Do you know how can I cut it? Fira doesn't know how to watch live but she always watch it later. (comment: you are dead man. I once make that kind of joke and you know I have to sleep outside). (comment: really, lucky you. I have locked into the store room and don't get any food. How frightening). Really. I think I have to demolish my storeroom. Why don't you guys try to sing it now? (comment: hell I want. I nearly get divorced last time. Don't make me really divorce). Hahaha, if you divorce, just go find the replacement. We have a lot of girls you can try. Enjoy life. (comment: Nazri you really dead now). (comment: Now I really really understand why Fira call this guys playboy. In his mind only have girls). Relax guys, you know we are men, you know, men. We are more strong, brave than a woman. Why we should afraid of them. (Phone ring) Oh no, its Fira. What now? Come on, come on. No no, I have to relax, maybe she just calls to talk about Sharktail NT performance.

Nazri: Hello Darling.

Fira: (Angry voice) What darling. Oh, Fira doesn't know how to watch live, Fira doesn't know this Fira don't know that. Oh, this what you are when you stream?

Nazri: No, no it just misunderstanding. It just a joke.

Fira: What joke? Playboy joke? Guys chased by women, the heck.

Nazri: Fira relax. The girl I mean is you, yeah it's you.

Fira: Me? Oh, now you talk bout me. From start, you not even talk anything about me other than badmouthing me.

Nazri: (sweat), haha I not badmouthing you, sweetheart.

Fira: Just you wait, once I have done with my job and back to Sharktail, you are done for.

tutt...tuttt...tutt..

(Sitting back in front of the camera)

What i gonna do now? What I have to do? (comment: Accept your fate man). (comment: You dig your own grave hahaha). (comment: Hope you will have a chance to still alive after she back. Good luck). You all really want me to die or what. Arghh how do I do now? (comment: I will make sure you regret what you did today). Ow man she comments to me. I better not watch comment anymore. Let stop now. Bye.



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Postby Krytenia » Fri Jun 26, 2020 8:05 am

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Blouman Goop
By Rami Niblick in Outineau, Kelssek

WHOEVER came up with the adage "there's no easy games in football" could probably have a decent debate with Jerome Jaffacake-Phillips right now. Resting the spine of the team with an eye on later games could be seen as arrogant, and could have backfired horribly; as it was, JJP was proved absolutely right in his decision as the Blouman Empire were played off the park in a one-sided encounter.

It was clear early on that the shambolic Blouman defence had absolutely no idea how to deal with the threats from the flanks; this was absolutely a day for Phil Eaton and Josh Kelnic to fill their boots. Eaton duly obliged in the seventh minute, floating in a cross for Selly Kennedy to ghost between two defenders and nod home a simple chance. Whilst the Eagles were busy passing the buck at the back, Eaton again asked questions they couldn't answer, cutting into the box before laying off a pass for a Neil Smith tap-in.

This, at least, seemed to spark some life into the Blouman team. They took advantage of Elliot Schumann's aerial ability and the lack of dedicated full-backs to ask some wide questions of their own, with Damien Carpenter having to rush out and punch away crosses on more than one occasion. Inevitably, one would slip by, Luke Cousins meeting a header with Carpenter out of position. Thankfully, though, Krytenia were not about to collapse any time soon. Krytenia's defence may have looked a little wobbly off the ball, but there's no denying James Aitken's comfort on it. A nice overlap with Kelnic led to the Ashton defender being in the perfect position to lay in a teasing ball for Kennedy on the edge of the box. The Stanton striker's first touch was audacious, flicking the ball over his marker; his second was a sublime volley that the blameless Henry Polinoir had no chance of saving. Despite another defensive blip leading to a Blouman second, Issac Cupstran chasing a ball that Schumann missed entirely in the air before sliding the ball past Carpenter, Krytenia finished the first half on a high, with Stephen Mariner's quick thinking leading to a breakaway goal for David Horrocks.

The second half was somewhat of a damp squib. With Schumann proving a liability, he was replaced by the calming influence of Rodolfo Marquez. This seemed to be just the duct tape the Krytenian defence needed, and with the Eagles' midfield concentrating more on bailing out the defence, the match ground to a halt. Joshua Kelnic's daisy-cutter provided a late cherry, but the match had been won long prior.

Six out of six, then, for the Dragons, and they can look forward to a game against Talamia which could seal their progress. What their next opponents lack in outright skill, however, they make up for in the single-minded devotion to the cause; that's reflected in their fanbase too. This one's going to be loud - you have been warned. Onward!

KRYTENIA - 5
Kennedy 7, 32
Smith 16
Horrocks 40
Kelnic 90


BLOUMAN EMPIRE - 2
Cousins 25
Cupstran 36
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Boot It!: Mr Eraman Shoots Down The Jags

Postby TJUN-ia » Fri Jun 26, 2020 8:17 am

By Peter Davis
Canada Stadium in Neorvins, Kelssek was filled to the brim as TJUN-ia returned to action to take on Eraman in a 2nd vs 4th match-up. The Jags had 3 points, Eraman had 1. TJUN-ia, as the home team, would be playing in the blue and orange while our opponents would be in black.

Many expected Tun Sengalang Petara and his team to come out fighting and they certainly did. They struck first in 34th, a nice strike by Kudrat Saputra. They were certainly a team with all the skills needed to win, they just needed to be better at defence. They certainly were in this game, as no one from the Jaguars got close to putting the ball past Dundang Bayan. The game sealer would be in the 84th as Kilat Saputra joined his twin brother on the scoresheet.

We told you international football wasn't easy. With Jeruselem beating Garifunya 1-0 in the other game, the Jagusr have slipped to 4th. With two games left to play, points are a must. Garifunya is next in Arvika, where we hope that this team can get back on track. GO JAGS!


SCHEDULE
MD1: vs Jeruselem (42) - Griffin Park, Novonaya (39,200) W 2-0 (1st)
MD2: BYE (2nd)
MD3: vs Eraman (60) - Canada Stadium, Neorvins (66,300) L 0-2 (4th)
MD4: vs Garifunya (157) - Community Stadium, Arvika (34,700)
MD5: vs Sharktail (109) - Macquarie Docklands, Latrobe (cap. 55,700)
1st: ECC4/5, NSSCRA13, RLWC22, IBS20, EBT3, EIHT2
2nd: NSCF24/26, ARWC4, WC:TOTS, IBC34, IBS17, RUWC33/35, ECC6
3rd: ARWC3, IBC32, ECC3/7, ARWC6, ET20IV
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T1: #07 Michael Stefan (S13 T1 Champ/9W)/#64 Alfonso Mercado (3W)/#03 Maddison Riley-Jones (S10 T2 Champ/2W-T1/3W-T2)
T2: #96 Alice Jepkosgei (3W)/#70 Gongming Gao [NCR] (5W)/#79 Axel Chase

WGPO: #11 Lane Carter (2W)/ #9 Batu Tüvshinbayar (WGP2 S5 Champion/1W)
NSTT: 4 S-Titles (3 RU)/2 D-Titles (6 RU)

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TJUN-ia (Ta-Jun-ee-a) - The testing grounds of TJUN members, but operates as an independent nation. (U3)

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Postby Vdara » Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:21 am

How has that happened?!

Following the tight 4-3 win over Delaclava on matchday 2, hopes weren’t exactly high for the game against Filindostan. After all, they’re the highest ranked in the group, and Vdara are only 77th and had just lost to Maccian in their first game in the Cup of Harmony. All this was to be wiped from memory, however, as a memorable performance was about to begin. However, said performance would only begin after one of Væñøœrëñbérghüïś’ team talks.

”Well, here we are. We’re going up against one of the best sides in the group, and we just edged past arguably the worst. I can already feel that this match is going to be a shambles... oh, sorry, was I thinking out loud? Heh, disregard all that, lads. You’re a great squad, and I’m sure we can come back with a point from this game, no? After all, we just got a decent win last time around, why not do it again? Let’s get out there and get some stuff done!”

The match report is as follows:

1: Well, the match has kicked off here at Stadium Konoha, and the fans are certainly excited for this matchup!
2: San Lupe has got past the Vdaran defence quite early on here, he’s got himself into the box... and he’s blasted it into the top right corner, with no chance for Moustakakos to reach it! It’s 1-0 to Filindostan, very early in this match!
7: Athanas has got the ball over in his third of the pitch, and he’s moving forward with pace. He’s put the ball over to Kimon Karalas, who’s getting into a good position. He hits it from range... and it hits off the crossbar and into the goal! Vdara have equalised, and in stunning fashion too!
13: Vdara are going forward with pace, as Vlahiades lobs the ball all the way to Fotellis. Fotellis squares it to Lazelis... who taps it into the net! It’s 2-1, Vdara have gone ahead, and all credit to Tryfon Vlahiades for that lovely pass!
16: Ina Teterissa is moving forward here, and with great speed, too. Teterissa’s got into a wonderful position to score... but Teterissa’s been dispossessed by David Xeniadis. Good tackle, too!
24: Ouch! That’s a bit of a rubbish tackle from Kartio Weici, who’s earned himself a yellow card.
30: H. E. Tisang has been dispossessed in the middle of the park by Stamatelis, who’s put the ball forward to Lazelis. Lazelis is making a lovely run forward, he’s left Darmali in the dust, he’s one on one with Vera... and he’s slotted it home! Lazelis scores his second and Vdara’s third, and Vdara seem shocked to be this far ahead! It’s 3-1 at Stadium Konoha, and only half of the stadium is loving this game to bits!
37: Vlahiades has got the ball, and he’s moving forward with it. He’s made it to the opposition’s box, he’s cut inside, he takes a shot... which ricochets off of the crossbar and into the hands of Vera, who looks quite relieved.
45: Well, it’s halftime, and who could have expected this result? Vdara are 3-1 up at the break, and it doesn’t look like they’ll be stopping with the goals any time soon!

In the dressing room, Væñøœrëñbérghüïś looked more than pleased with his players’ performance so far.

”Wow... just... wow. How on EARTH are we 3-1 up?! How have you boys done that? I mean, I’m not complaining, I’m just utterly gobsmacked at how well you’ve done this game! All I can really say for now is, well, keep it up! Fuck them up! We’re doing great, lads!”

46: The game has restarted here in Burnaby, and Vdara look raring to go!
52: Mavroglou has the ball in the middle of the park, and he’s moving forward. He’s passed it out wide to Vlahiades, who continues the move forward. Mavroglou gets into space in the box, Vlahiades puts the cross in and... oh my word! It’s a bicycle kick goal from Vangelis Mavroglou, and the Vdaran fans are in a fanatical mood now! Mavroglou has made it 4-1 to Vdara, and in wonderful fashion! They’ll be showing that goal over and over again!
61: San Lupe looks like he’s trying to make a move that might help Filindostan get out of this mess, but he’s been dispossessed by Xeniadis, who rolls the ball back to Moustakakos, who picks it up.
62: Moustakakos has tossed the ball up and booted it across the field, where it’s been received by Lazelis! The linesman hasn’t raised his flag, he’s not offside! He’s one on one with Vera... and it’s 5-1! Chirstoforos Lazelis gets his third and Vdara’s fifth! It’s a day he’ll never forget, especially when he takes that match ball home at the end of the tournament!
70: Vdara seem to have taken their foot off the gas, as the saying goes. They’ve been playing passes around the back and the middle of the park for a while now, and the away fans are getting quite frustrated.
76: Stamatelis passes the ball to Karalas, who passes it back to Xeniadis. He punts the ball up the pitch, but this time there’s a defender waiting to dispossess him. Filindostan gain possession.
82: Well, we’re this late in the game, and with this score line, I think the game is well and truly over. Vdara have effectively sealed victory in good fashion, unless Red Garuda score a goal every two minutes.
90: To the delight of all Filindostan fans, the game is finally over! Vdara claim victory, and this result sends them TOP of Group 4 on six points, however both Maccian and Kandorith have a game in hand over Vdara, so this next game will most likely determine if Vdara are destined to make it out of the group. Nevertheless, there’ll be partying in the streets of Vdara tonight, as Væñøœrëñbérghüïś has engineered a special result!

Final Score:
Vdara - 5
Kimon Karalas 7’
Chirstoforos Lazelis 13’, 30’, 62’
Vangelis Mavroglou 52’

Filindostan - 1
Boris Choel San Lupe 2’

In the dressing room, the players and Væñøœrëñbérghüïś were truly ecstatic. This win had given them immense happiness, and more importantly, hope.

”You know what? You’ve all impressed me tonight. Every single one of you. Your passing was incredible, your goal scoring ability was incredible, and overall, your performance was incredible. If you can keep that going against Kandorith, we might just qualify from this group. That would be incredible, considering our woes against Maccian. Keep your hopes up, and keep this run going!”

With this result, Vdara would only need a win in their next game against Kandorith to seal qualification, as victory would put Kandorith 5 points behind with a game in hand, and they would be either second or third depending on Maccian’s result.
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Postby Maccian » Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:28 pm

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Maccian 2-2 Delaclava: The Idiot
Maccian drew 2-2 in Delaclava which was a welcome result. Kriessman and Kiyle scored for Maccian, with Lukas Meyer and Keaton Durbridge netting the goals for Delaclava, who is only slightly lower than us in international rankings. Angelo Gelinas was livid with the idiot Swisse Kadune who almost cost us the match and berated the team in a press conference. Kiyle saved the team from losing with a goal in the final seconds of the match to share points with Delaclava.

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By the way, why has no one noticed the front three's initials? Very unsettling to say the least, whether intentional on Gelinas' part or not is unknown. Kizerain playing winger gave mixed reactions, with some fans claiming he would end up losing the game for us as he is poor at creating chances. He certainly impressed in this draw against Delclava, who have had an extensive legacy that predates both Maccian and South Toronto as nations combined. Maccian was well-rested coming into the match as they sat out last matchday, while Delaclava were looking to gain some points after a 4-3 loss to Vdara.

Their misfortune looked like it would continue as in the early on in the 16th minute, Kizerain was a man on a mission to disprove his critics. Although Kizerain is certainly not the fastest player in the team, he just about managed to beat Valentin Gusev and was in a 3v1 situation with Kiyle, Kizerain and Kriessmann against Pavel Cicak. Kizerain squared the ball to Kriessman who quickly fired the ball into the net to make it 1-0 for Maccian. Maccian was becoming increasingly threatening on the counter-attack as Eztelle Zeyla took a shot at goal from around 30 yards and narrowly missed.

Just after her shot going wide in the 28th minute George Ross quickly got the ball from the ball-boy and punted the ball high up the field, catching the Riflemen's defence off-guard. Lukas Meyer chased after the ball with Swisse Kadune closely behind him. Kadune had no choice but to drag Meyer down just outside the box because if Meyer got on the end of the ball, it would have been a certain goal. The referee gave Kadune a yellow card which was deserved but it stopped a surefire goal. Looking back, was it worth it? As people say (I hope), hindsight is only 20/20.

The first half featured 3 legitimate chances from both teams but other than that, the game so far had been uneventful. Our reporters in the stands went around and interviewed fans in the Macquarie Docklands stadium. Here's what they had to say:

"Where the hell is Kiyle, she's been missing for the past two games? Well actually, if you take into consideration her age, of course, she's going to struggle against teams which have had years of experience ahead of her. But you see Kiyle, she is an illuminating beacon of hope in a world of darkness. To be honest, I think that we should experiment next game and play someone like Aurellix or Luftboltzen in the striker position while Kiyle has a break. After carrying this team on her back from the World Cup 85 Qualifiers, we should cut her some slack!" said Anna Morris, a fan who came from Ruitawaden just before the MRA or communists came in and seized the city, lucky her!

"Get ya fuckin' arse out of the way! I want to get a nice beer and a sausage roll, and currently, you're in the way of that! Move!" shouted a man who we tried interviewing. He's definitely an easterner, from Bisonua no doubt.

"Technically speaking, football is a communist sport. Think about it: you work as a team. There's the manager and staff who are the government and claim everything as the team's success rather than the individual. Sort of like seizing the means or production communists like to bang on about, no? Then you have the players who all have the same role on the team, to score and not concede goals. Like the workers who are equal and rising up against the Bourgeois! So you mean to tell me the Cup of Harmony isn't secretly a communist tournament for communist nations? And all this isn't linked to what's happening back home with the civil war? I've cracked the secret world order I've been reading about. EVERYONE IS COMMUNIST GUYS, SO WE MIGHT AS WELL GET WITH THE PROGRAM!" rambled Paul Mierce. We decided we would have to do with just one fan providing their opinion on the game, as listening to a tinfoil hat conspiracist with a rudimentary understanding of both communism and association football was unbearable.

The second half was just a continuation of the second half and was the most boring game of football we have ever played up until the 76th minute. Youngster Artem Kohut received the ball out wide and dribbled at Sasirein before he spun around him and was looking for a fellow teammate in the box. Then the idiotic Swisse Kadune came and viciously stamped on Kohut as he promptly fell to the floor, writhing in pain while clutching his ankle. He was shown a yellow and then red card because of his earlier challenge on Lukas Meyer. Keaton Durbridge went up to take the penalty and coolly slide it into the bottom corner to draw the game at 1-1

Shortly after the penalty, Lukas Meyer exacted revenge for his stolen chance when just outside the box he hammered the ball past Yimello who could only stand and watch the ball blaze past him. It was now 2-1 to Delaclava in the 85th minute, and it seemed as though they would certainly win the match.

Literally in the last 30 seconds, a save by Yimello went out for a corner as Dathan Ingram wildly overhit the ball. Kizerain tried to bring it under control but was fouled by Donato Giradi. He quickly took the free-kick and launched the ball away in the direction of the sprinting Kiyle, who was now all alone with only the goalkeeper ahead of her. George Ross came rushing out of his box in an attempt to dispossess or intimidate Kiyle into making a shot off-target. She remained composed and slotted the ball around Ross to steal the almost certain Delaclavan victory away from them and level it up at 2-2 in the dying moments of the game. The Phoenixes tried to do a quick kickoff but the referee blew for full time almost immediately after.

The Riflemen gunned down the Phoenixes who were flying off with the victory. Angelo Gelinas was absolutely fuming in his press conference.

"It was an idiotic challenge that would have sent off Swisse Kadune either way, so I'm asking why the fucktard would make such a daft decision? Thank fucking god for Amiennsha Kiyle scoring that last gasp goal to keep our chances at progressing in the Cup of Harmony alive! I'm so pissed off right now with these shitty and ridiculous players, as soon as the MFL season starts after that damn civil war is over, a lot of players will be out of this national team, I'm telling you right now!" bellowed Gelinas as he stormed out of the room with his face red in anger.

Kadune is unavailable for the match against the second most hated nation by Maccians, Filidostan. Yes, they supplied us these beautiful kits but that's beside the point. South Torontons here in Maccian are still salty about that Baptism of 66 Final where they embarrassed them by a scoreline of 5-3. Konhead is the first by the way, we too are salty of being kicked out of the Baptism of Fire in the Round of 32. Angelo Gelinas has released the teamsheet ahead of the match against the top-ranked team in Group 4:

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It will certainly be interesting to see how Aurellix gets on in the striker position. Let's just hope we don't capitulate to Filindostan and can at least put on a good performance for the fans to distract from the horrifying civil war where over 48,481 Maccians have died fighting on either side of the civil war. These are troubling times indeed, but football is the one escape from that.


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SYLESTONE WINS WOOHOO

Postby Sylestone » Fri Jun 26, 2020 3:25 pm

Sylestone went into their game against the Independent Athletes from Quebec knowing that they had to get a point in order to stay alive in the Cup of Harmony. Whether they did? Read on!

Inspired by their coach's speech before the game, the Appliances went out all guns blazing and was rewarded when the Mixer produced a brilliant piece of dribbling and slotted the ball into the goal in the second minute. However, they couldn't seem to score any more goals and when one of the Quebec midfielders scored in the 32nd minute, all hope was down, despite the score being 1-1. Knowing this, the Independent Athletes pushed on to score in the 35th and 40th minutes, making the score 3-1 at half-time.

"What the fuck happened out there? We were doing so well, and then we let in three fucking goals in eight minutes? We've got to do better. We can still win this game, but to do so we must play well. We are certainly not out of it, so c'mon. We can do this. Let's get back out there and score three more goals! They did it, so why can't we?"

Sylestone went out with higher hopes and backed their coach to score in the 53rd minute when the bar stool hit a header in from a corner. Once again, in the 67th minute, the exact same thing happened, almost exactly. With the scores equal, the Stove managed to break through the defence line and score. With the score 4-3, Sylestone went on the defence for the final five minutes, and although the Independent Athletes had two good shots a goal, Sylestone hung on for their fourth ever win. It was a time to celebrate and Sylestone went into third place in their group. With Group 10 very clustered and close, Sylestone's final two games against Busoga Islands and Mavinet will be very important if they are to progress.

Sylestone's lineup against Busoga Islands:
See roster, main eleven will be playing.
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Postby Busoga Islands » Fri Jun 26, 2020 4:12 pm

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Another late winner in Arlington as the Busoga Islands make it 2 wins from 2 games at the Cup of Harmony

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Players celebrate Hassan Thiaw's(#3) late winner in an exhilarating 3-2 victory over Mavinet


ARLINGTON, ZWANGZUG- Bethany Donnell was signed by the Busoga Islands Soccer Association with one goal in mind- raising the standards of national team football in our small country. Despite our country's size, a small fish in the big pond of the Glorious Southwest, where world champions Equestria, Farfadillis and Valanora lie, alongside other big fish like Banija, Siovanija & Teusland, as well as Qasden, there are ambitions beyond what we have achieved. BISA felt they were underachieving. To have never once achieved the knockout stages of the AOCAFs or the Cup of Harmony? Not having qualified for the World Cup is one thing, but to not compete even in the related competitions, well- it was disappointing.

Starfire's last game as manager was at Cup of Harmony 76. Just across the way in Banija, at the Stadium of the Restoration. The edict was simple- get to the knockout stages, or her job would be lost. Those "win this game or you're fired" edicts tend to not work for a managerial staff, of course. They're already trying their best to win, all it generally does is add unnecessary pressure to an already high-pressure situation. The Islanders proceeded to lose in spectacular fashion, by a score of 4-0 to Newmanistan, and finishing fifth out of six teams in that group. BISA thanked Starfire, but the point was clear- simply being a 'tough out' was not the goal for the Busoga Islands Soccer Association. They wanted to do better, they wanted to be more, and felt that Starfire, while making great progress for a nation with all of Busoga's challenges, had taken them as far as she could.

So they went out and looked, and found Bethany Donnell. It was a match made in heaven. A job where the Busoga Islands were looking to get to the next level. And a manager looking to redeem herself on the international stage. She was experienced, having spent a few cycles in the Squornshelous Remnant States. She knew how to work a pressure packed situation, having managed at Northern Union, one of the biggest clubs in the multiverse, in Brenecia. And she knew how to work a situation with lesser resources and be less successful, taking her first club in Brenecia to the big leagues, and establishing them as a fixture in their top flight. A perfect fit for the Busoga Islands. And although we didn't qualify for the World Cup, simply being strongly in the running all the way through the final matchday was a good first campaign.

AOCAF LX was disastrous, of course- but that barely counts, considering her lack of opportunity to really change the squad. And now the squad seems to really be putting their foot on the gas. Give all the asteriks you want about the Cup of Harmony, but this must be said- this is a major tournament for this country. And it's a highly competitive tournament. And who has shown the most competitiveness in this group? Clearly, the Busoga Islands. The art of the late goal can make some games an emotional roller coaster, and this game against Mavinet most certainly was.

Coming off of a win against Quebec and then their bye, they faced a challenge from Mavinet. Mavinet had challenged some of the big boys in this group- upsetting Pot 1 side Xanneria, and then being down by the Independent Athletes. But remember their explosion onto the international scene. Let's go to the U21 World Cup. Mavinet, a national team nobody had ever heard of. They come onto the scene, explosively, and start defeating strong side after strong side. Their miracle run out of nowhere at the U21 World Cup ended at the hands of the Vijana Kadongo Kamu, with a late, tragic own goal. Their senior team then came onto the scene and picked up where the kids had left off, winning the Baptism of Fire.

And now, they find themselves here. Don't overlook them because they haven't been here long- they're certainly going to make the World Cup pretty quickly. So it was no surprise when they came out on the front foot, looking to get another win and climb to the top of Group 10. And it would be the Baptism of Fire champions that would score first, as VU Tien Linh scored in the 16th minute to make the score 1-0. But Bethany Donnell thrives in that situation. She's done a wondrous job improving the attack of this defensive minded Islander team, and they put the pressure upon Mavinet. The Baptism of Fire winners could not withstand the pressure from the Islanders, and in the 29th minute, longtime defensive midfielder Channeh Jarju, the woman who rarely scores, hit a rocket from about 20 yards away, stunning everybody.

The celebration were wild. But Bethany Donnell's side kept pushing. THey wanted more- she has instilled the expectation in this team to always chase for more. You can certainly tell that the team has no motivation problems for this CUp of Harmony. The energy they play with, the energy that comes from the sideline, they way the work- they are happy to be here, and yet, not satisfied with just showing up. They want to leave a mark on Zwangzug. And the second goal was coming, the way the buildup was happening. The question was, could Mavinet hold out until halftime? But in the 43rd minute, a cross on a free kick found the head of Ikshu Amitabh, who headed into the back of the net. 2-1 to the Busoga Islands, at the half.

Mavinet has not risen this quickly though by not knowing how to deal with adversity. It is the ability to quickly learn how to deal with adversity that allows a young nation like Mavinet to rise through the ranks quickly. And Mavinet came out on the front foot, once again, in the second half. The Busoga Islands held firm in the back- we are not the easiest side to break down. But Mavinet kept pushing, and getting closer. A crazy foot save from al-Shareef in the 57th. Another save at full stretch in the 64th. The crossbar in the 72nd. We would hold and hold, and then, the Water Buffaloes would score. VO Thanh Hai was able to beat Govind Nigam on the dribble, and bury it into the back of the net in the 81st.

The Water Buffaloes raced back with the ball. They were dominating the half, and wanted the winner. Bethany Donnell made a change in the back- Nigam had a poor second half. She put on Hassan Thiaw to play the other center back spot. Was she going for the win, or just trying to save a point? We may never know because of what happened next. The Busoga Islands would earn a corner in the 87th minute. Defenders came forward. Thiaw was marked by NGUYEN Huu Nghia, a mismatch. Thiaw beat him to the near post on the corner, and blasted the header. The goalkeeper did not have a chance.

The stunning winner set off wild scenes in Arlington. The Islanders did hold on for the 3-2 win, not allowing Mavinet really to get close to the goal in the final moments. Islanders partying on the streets. Bethany Donnell spoke to reporters after the match. "That was Thiaw's first career goal for the national team- what a moment to have it in!" She exclaimed. "This squad is a tough one. We are built to weather the storm. We can take punches, and deliver them right back. Mavinet played an excellent game, and they will continue to be a high rising squad going forward. But on this day, we got full value, and then some, for our performance. No apologies here- three points are valuable in a tournament such as this one, and we will look for three more against Sylestone."

The Sylestone matchup will be a tough one for this team. Sylestone is ranked 228th, in Pot 5- but they are better than their rank suggests. They had a great comeback win against the Independent Athletes from Quebec, going from 2 goals down to win, 4-3, and put themselves right back into the conversation for the knockout stages. A win for the Busoga Islands will clinch a spot in the top two in this group, and our first ever appearance in the knockout stages of the Cup of Harmony. A draw won't clinch it, but it will increase our chances. A loss? Well, prepare for a lot of chaos on Matchday 5.

Considering our Matchday 5 opponent is Pot 1 Xanneria, this has to be considered a big game for the Islanders to win. If we can clinch a berth before facing the only groupmate ranked ahead of us, then that will put us in a much better position than desperately needing points against a team that can get forward as well as Xanneria does. Expect a good, competitive game against Sylestone as the venue switches from Arlington to the Zwangzug capitol city of Zwischen.

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Postby Twicetagram and JYPe » Fri Jun 26, 2020 10:44 pm

Ban Carrots
a proposal by the Anti-Carrots Association

Carrots are bad,
carrots aren't good,
carrots taste bad,
carrots aren't food.

I hate carrot cake,
carrot-flavoured milkshake,
carrot tofu
and carrot pie too!

Ban all the carrots,
burn them in hell.
Carrot-lovers are demons,
I don't think they mean well.

Carrot-lovers can die,
carrots should rot.
Rabbits can go bye-bye,
carrot cake is snot.

Carrots are bad,
carrots aren't good.
So why don't you join me,
and stop eating wood.

Carrot farmers,
exiled to Bigtopia.
Then will Twice Square become
truly an utopia!

based on a true story, Peter and the Carrot, 3 Peter 69:4-20
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