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Found in every stadium on every floor. Sales end 5 days after the soccer league season. On order you are provided with SuperWeld1 for fixing the item.
1: Did somebody say SuperWeld? Try SuperWeld, Minskievian’s favorite repair corporation! SuperWeld is compatible with all your fixing needs, whether it’s sewing fabrics back together, welding metal together, fixing a pothole, or gluing a snapped item back together! SuperWeld does it all! All you need to do is place SuperWeld on the edge of what needs to be fixed. Snapped toothbrush? Place SuperWeld between the two edges where the snap happened and bam! Broken wall? Fill it in with SuperWeld! Ripped blanket? Fill it in with SuperWeld! Buy 10 L for $10 today!
$1 = 1L of SuperWeld. To turn SuperWeld into a liquid or solid depending on your need, you must press the button on the container to choose its form. Once you finished the job, you can change the form of the remaining SuperWeld. Use responsibly.
Note: $ is dollar, although it should be Minskievian Ruble, but sadly there is no symbol for it.