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by Valanora » Tue Jun 09, 2020 4:32 pm
by Eastfield Lodge » Tue Jun 09, 2020 4:41 pm
by Kita-Hinode » Tue Jun 09, 2020 4:51 pm
by Oberour Ar Moro » Tue Jun 09, 2020 4:55 pm
by Pasarga » Tue Jun 09, 2020 4:57 pm
by Alba and Cymru » Tue Jun 09, 2020 5:07 pm
Group rank: 11th
Shots: 7
Goals: 0
Possession: 42'
Saves: 12
Fouls: 9
Yellow: 1 (Not Lionel Messi, 36')
Red: 0
No notable injuries
by Vdara » Tue Jun 09, 2020 5:10 pm
by Kelssek » Tue Jun 09, 2020 5:13 pm
by Timuria » Tue Jun 09, 2020 5:13 pm
by Newmanistan » Tue Jun 09, 2020 5:14 pm
by Independent Athletes from Quebec » Tue Jun 09, 2020 5:43 pm
by Mriin » Tue Jun 09, 2020 5:57 pm
by Taeshan » Tue Jun 09, 2020 6:06 pm
A Flock of Seagulls 0-0 Taeshan
Somewhere, A Flock of Seagulls
by Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom » Tue Jun 09, 2020 6:07 pm
by Chromatika » Tue Jun 09, 2020 7:27 pm
by Jeruselem » Tue Jun 09, 2020 7:44 pm
by Sarzonia » Tue Jun 09, 2020 7:49 pm
Group 7 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Nephara 17 15 1 1 62 10 +52 46
2 Sarzonia 18 11 3 4 46 32 +14 36
3 Jeruselem 17 11 2 4 47 27 +20 35
4 Darmen 17 9 5 3 42 28 +14 32
5 Acronius 18 9 1 8 32 34 −2 28
6 Delaclava 18 7 5 6 45 43 +2 26
7 Simpralia 18 6 6 6 26 30 −4 24
8 Welzat 18 6 6 6 22 29 −7 24
9 Huayramarca 17 4 5 8 31 39 −8 17
10 Aimena 17 5 2 10 18 36 −18 17
11 Great Lausitz 17 3 3 11 19 36 −17 12 X
12 South Charlia 18 3 3 12 17 35 −18 12 X
13 Competitive Solitaire 18 3 2 13 16 44 −28 11 X
SCHEDULE:
MD 1: @ Delaclava^ W, 6-4
MD 2: v. Acronius L, 0-2
MD 3: @ Simpralia (Glory Park, capacity 122,000) W, 5-3
MD 4: v. Welzat L, 2-4
MD 5: @ Nephara L, 1-4 (Farham Arena, Sabrefell, capacity 88,046)
MD 6: v. Great Lausitz W, 1-0
MD 7: @ Huayamarca (Estadio Olímpico del Oriente, Sechura, capacity 26,000) W, 4-2
MD 8: BYE
MD 9: v. Competitive Solitaire W, 1-0
MD 10: @ South Charlia W, 2-0
MD 11: v. Darmen D, 2-2
MD 12: @ Aimena W, 2-0
MD 13: v. Jeruselem D, 2-2
OFF DAY
MD 14: v. Delaclava W, 5-3 (game played at Pride of Manchester, capacity 110,000)
MD 15: @ Acronius L, 1-3
MD 16: v. Simpralia D, 3-3
MD 17: @ Welzat W, 3-0 (Sir James Tretol Memorial Stadium, capacity 19,595)
MD 18: v. Nephara W, 1-0
MD 19: @ Great Lausitz W, 5-0
MD 20: v. Huayramarca
MD 21: BYE
MD 22: @ Competitive Solitaire
MD 23: v. South Charlia
MD 24: @ Darmen (Stadio Rushmore, Johnho, capacity 70,000)
MD 25: v. Aimena
MD 26: @ Jeruselem (Dazza Dallas Stadium)
^Match was played at Dave Wilson Stadium in Woodstock.
Note: Except for the match in Manchester, Delaclava, all of Sarzonia's home matches will be played at Dave Wilson Stadium in Woodstock, capacity 105,900.
by Eraman » Tue Jun 09, 2020 9:18 pm
by Baggieland » Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:20 pm
by Geektopia » Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:25 pm
95X 0-1 Geektopia
A game to end many things - more importantly 95X's terrifying stretch of wins in campaign
Goals: 42' (Osorto | Geektopia)
95X fell to a one-nil defeat at theirselves this Tuesday, not dropping off the board in terms of standings, but deepening personal problems gave the Greens their own heart attack of joy, and a chance to knock Osarius off of their fourth place perch which is still settled on 28 after a knackering fellage to up-and-comers Zeta Reka and Hugeltaldom. Same scoreline, one nothing.
Geektopia have been proving themselves in both ways this qualifying cycle, losing to the first XI to have been confirmed eliminated from qualifying in Group Twelve Jerauuk in a jarring game just before the comeback to sixth, but contradictingly possessing a 1-1-0 record against top dogs and top seeds Starblaydia, who seems to be most dedicated in terms of international football, having the first confirmed roster for qualifying out of, well, really any participating nation.
This is a game the Greenheads didn't deserve even more than the upsets, the goods and the bads. The scoreline looked like it came from a Geektopian propaganda newspaper, but let's get into the game.
GKTA's one-name defender Osorto won the game from the first half with an unstoppable strike to boot his awesome auger, flummoxing the 95Xer goalkeeper Lauren Hills by blasting a first time shot inside the near post from a tight vantage point.
The Green and Blues would score two more in the middle of post-break, from the seventy-seventh and eighty-third minutes, which is what normal living being would like to call the second half, but a Video Assistant Referee would thwart 95X at every which way. The official was lambasted for allegiance to Geektopia post-game, but went home to his family safely after an exhausting way out past the two nation's fans.
Player Ratings (top 3 as everyone else in this horrible editor's book got a third quarter of 100 (also, "match winner, enough said?!" The fuck is that supposed to mean?! You give me a good report next time Cuperton, and a damn good one, or you're partitioned to not conjure up association football articles from then on. Aren't those the only articles you're good at writing anyways? I'd be effectively firing you then which would be a good riddance.)
Osorto: 9.5
Match winner, enough said.
Leabo: 8.3
Conceded two potential goals that were riddled with offside calls like a certain bullet hell game, but all things considered, was the saving grace to peter out multiple chances where the defense opened up like a balloon to orange juice.
Loui: 7.6
Didn't do much throughout the game and throughin it, conceded a cringe-worthy multitude of corners, the final straw being I don't like the structural quality of his face. Talk about being prejudiced for the right reason, huh? He doesn't even have a good chemistry with the guy he coallegiated with to score the winning goal against Starblaydia.
Rugby: Rugby Sevens Bowl (2nd), Rugby World Cup 28 (R16)
Assoc. Football: CoH 77 (2nd), Di Bradini Cup 48 (Ro16), World Cup 86 (Qualifying), CoH 78 (Group Stage), World Cup 87 (Ro16), World Cup 88 (Qualifying), Di Bradini Cup 50 (Group Stage), The National in Xanneria (1st), World Cup 89 (Qualifying), CoH 81 (Ro16), World Cup 90 (Qualifying), CoH 82 (Group Stage)
Lacrosse: World Championships 28 (Group Stage), World Championships 33 (Group Stage), World Championships 34 (Group Stage)
Kosovo is Kosovo and they play pretty good football to boot :)
by Independent Athletes from Quebec » Tue Jun 09, 2020 11:09 pm
by Tequilo » Wed Jun 10, 2020 12:04 am
TUMBLERS TUMBLED IN CHEERGIRLS RUMBLE
Cheergirls 0-1 TEQUILO HT: 0-1
Location: Hazel City High School Field Att: 23 proud mothers and 132 lecherous high school jocks
SCORERS: Tutayan 11’
If ever Los Pitxileros needed a win it was now, after four defeats in five games and the campaign for mid-table mediocrity on the rails - and it was never going to be easy over an unpredictable and spell-binding Cheergirls team who has already spanked Tequilo back in Tapalupé in game six. But this time the agave-blues were not to be distracted by all the stunts and tumbles, playing hard and pressing high to prevent the home team from building up any momentum or getting into their sometimes formidable shapes. The match was not loaded with excitement, and the one-goal margin probably reflected the lack of gilt-edged chances for either side - but it is the points that count, and Tequilo came away with all three in determined style.
Coach Isaac Martí will be looking to build on the win in High School County with the upcoming home tie over Vlasistan, and thereby to break a poor run of form at home. He will stick with largely the same side that rolled over Cheergirls, only goal-scorer Tutayan missing after a strain, to be replaced by young prodigy Masango Sukè. That means Onorato Claver retains his place at the head of the diamond even with another young star, Niño Pinto, now available for selection.
Starting Line-Up for TEQUILO vs. Vlasistan:
Bienvenida | Zambo, Apeiztegui (Capitan), Huracán, Chicchan | Huachalla | Artechevarria, Claver, Sukè | Tlacolotl & Toran
VENUE:
Estadio Florentzio Mesperuza, Iragartze, Puezan. Capacity: 72,400
The home of Tequilo’s most successful club of all time, CF Frantxizko-A; this will be a rowdy night in the state’s second city of Iragartze, where fans will be hoping to break a wretched run of three consecutive home defeats on the stadium tour around the country for World Cup qualifying.
RÚI de Los ROVAS
Rúi Raza & the family company are back!
Read on as we catch up with the youngest member of the Raza family, Rodi Raza-Shearer, trainee at Blackburn Rovers. The Rovers youth team boss Lofty Crouch is not impressed with Rodi’s start at the club, and while his place in the youth team hangs in the balance, things aren’t much better in his digs where Rodi has strayed out of bounds with the landlady’s daughter Tina; could there be a Generation 6 on the way? As life looks dangerously close to caving in for the silly boy, there’s only one thing he can think to do, and that is call his sensible Great Uncle Alan, on the Shearer side of the family. But if Rúi finds out the young whippersnapper who replaced him at Rovers is now the kids’ go to relative, he’ll be furios. Meanwhile grandfather Ronaldo (Roni) and mother Rita Raza are busy globetrotting for the family agency, looking to get a transfer over the line in Milan, with Inter’s Lautaro Martinez minimum release clause about to expire and Barcelona waiting in the wings. But where does this leave the Agency’s cash cow Neymar, who is always good for a world record transfer and wants to return to his modest cottage in Barcelona? He’s tired of life as a big fish in a really rather small pond in France, and PSG are tired of him too, the big show-off.
by Sylestone » Wed Jun 10, 2020 12:31 am
by The Jovannic » Wed Jun 10, 2020 2:04 am
Starting Eleven
Mavin Tsuniki, Huhigal Sliversti, Raye Eng, Kallin Yustat, Nivario Wesh, Jin Tze, Stockain Lelop, Rivilia Yunsala, Sami Ning, Ianu Fathe, Jovan Ilohil
by Twicetagram and JYPe » Wed Jun 10, 2020 2:12 am
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