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Postby Kelssek » Sat Nov 26, 2022 5:28 pm

Matchweek 22
“Welcome back to the studio where we’re rounding up the action from this Sunday afternoon in the Kelssek Football League. We start where we left off at Maillardville Park as Coquitlam United ran off 3-0 winners against Latrobe. Coquitlam’s manager Obey Chidibere was certainly in a jubilant mood with some nice combinations of Luo Dan and Pierre-Louis Laishram for the first goal and then the Elizabeth Blanc show as the striker from Savigliane bagged a brace and probably should have had a hat-trick too. A lot of the attention is on the other bench however, and after a result like this how much rope does Warner Dranz have, and is he going to get strung up with it? How much of an excuse is an injury crisis when Latrobe are on a losing run this bad?”

MATT LISTER | Former Kelssek international: “It seems to me there’s the start of a divide in the fanbase where some people want him out but there’s a lot of fans who look at what he’s achieved in Latrobe and want to back him to the hilt. It’d be really unfortunate, what you don’t want to see is the kind of Kirkenes situation they had where the debate around Natalia Rossi got really internally toxic and kind of was a self-fulfilling disaster situation. If they are, in their heart of hearts, going to back him then they really have to back him, no half measures out here.”

TALIA SHEPPERD: “I think it was really interesting that on the other side of town yesterday, at Burnaby SC, you had the players going out of their way to praise the manager for what was a pretty textbook win, in normal circumstances. I don’t think we saw that during the whole Kirkenes saga, probably has to do with different club cultures, because Natalia Rossi, too, could say she’d taken that club to a level they’d never been... Obviously it’s not the players who can or should decide who the coach is, but if he still has the dressing room like Seth Harrison clearly does, it’d count very strongly in his favour.”

Saintsport Heath 1–0 Assn Ariddienne
Champions League round of 16 leg 1
La Nueva Avenida (FFD) 3-1 Shearwater
Associations Trophy round of 32 leg 1
Outineau 2-1 Jiangdong (YZH)

Burnaby SC 3–0 Passerine
Star of Confederation 1–4 Clayquot City
Kirkenes FC 2–0 Shearwater FC
CS Saint-Rémy 0–0 Wynleth Flyers
Strathcona Intls 3–0 Torbay Thunder
Coquitlam United 3–0 Latrobe Athletic
Union Lachaîne 1–2 CF Outineau
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–1 Hamiltonian Cambria
Langlois Océanic 4–0 FC Novonaya


Matchweek 23
SPORTinfo latest
Former Kelssek captain Ruslan Demetriev has been unveiled as the new FC Novonaya manager and will take charge of next week’s league match against Mazinaw Vanorian. In words that are sure to inspire the fanbase, the club’s executive board said that retaining Championship status “is vital for the club’s business model”. Sunday’s 3-1 loss to Hamiltonian Cambria leaves Novonaya one place above the relegation zone – on goal difference.

Shearwater FC 4–0 Star of Confederation
Champions League round of 16 leg 2
Shearwater 3-1 La Nueva Avenida (4-4 agg.)
La Nueva Avenida wins 4-2 on penalties
Associations Trophy round of 32 leg 2
Jiangdong 3-0 Outineau (4-2 agg.)

Clayquot City 0–1 Burnaby SC
Passerine 0–2 Saintsport Heath
Union Lachaîne 1–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
CF Outineau 1–1 CS Saint-Rémy
Wynleth Flyers 1–2 Kirkenes FC
Assn Ariddienne 1–1 Coquitlam United
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Strathcona Intls
Torbay Thunder 0–3 Langlois Océanic
FC Novonaya 1–3 Hamiltonian Cambria


“This is absolutely incredible! Shearwater has pulled it back! And the crowd are going insane! Can you believe this amazing comeback! Xena Allste has tied it up on aggregate!”

PATRICE LANGELIER, NSN: “...this own goal is a killer. They came into this match with a great position, thrown it all away with just 15 minutes of hideous disarray. Outineau were getting results in the league with poor performances, but a team at this level they can’t get away with that. They have to reset and get their heads straight because this is getting to the time of year when the pressure is on, this is when the teams that cope with that the best separate from the pack and come out on top...”

“...and that’s a cruel way to end this match. After witnessing a big comeback in the aggregate scoreline the dream ends in a nightmare. It’s La Nueva Avenida who go through on penalties as Manda Iara had to score and hit the post.”

OLAF JURTANEN | Manager, Shearwater
“We have a lot still to fight for. (long pause) I think it’s very tight in the league and we’re not where we want to be. There, we can be better. We are still in the Patriotes Cup and this is a trophy the club has never won. The players are always playing to stay in the team. So they have to fight for that.”

Matchweek 24
saturday soccer on //12
“The War of the Crowns is the headline match of this week as Kirkenes look to keep the heat on the league leaders. They’ve closed the gap to one point and they need to keep the pressure on Strathcona, who’ve been top of the table since matchweek 5. Outineau meanwhile are fighting to stay in the hunt for Champions League football, and come into this match at Waterfront Dome off a frustrating and bruising encounter against St-Rémy last week...”
Kirkenes [1] – 0 Outineau (Nyquist 12’) GREAT GOAL
Anywhere will do for Auiloquet... Nyquist is first to it!!... WHAT A STRIKE! What a goal! It’s Kirkenes who have the lead!
Kirkenes 1 – [1] Outineau (Gerô 31’)
“Tudor’s got nowhere to go... Or does he! Gero with the finish! Outineau are level!... Tudor slid it through Warwick’s legs and across the six-yard box and Vanda Gerô with a ”
“They’ve handled going a goal down really well, Outineau. Easy to let the crowd get in your head in a match like this. This is just the response they deserve.”
Kirkenes 1 – [2] Outineau (Makatsch 47’)
“...and it’s just a poor decision. Shinra wants to set off the counter attack for Kirkenes but just doesn’t look! And the throw goes straight to Makatsch! Shinra is well out of position but from that distance there’s still lots to do, but Makatsch keeps cool, picks the target and just hits it! Outineau go ahead and it’s all thanks to a rush of blood to the head for Areke Shinra....”
#KIRCFO Elzokari foul on Tesla + Seanclair penalty save + VAR
“Pushing back for the equalizer, Tesla comes in challenge for the loose ball, she’s there first and Elzokari goes right through. Clear penalty for me.
“...and they’re checking to see, does Seanclair come off the line before the ball is kicked?... Wow. That’s close. It’s going to count I reckon because if it’s not conclusive, the call on the field was a good goal.”
Kirkenes 1 – [3] Outineau (Lavoie 87’)
“...What a moment for the 19-year old!”
Jean-Phillippe Auiloquet red card vs Kirkenes (90+7’)
“...absolutely takes out Quinten van der Ven. You like some spice in a rivalry but that is well over the line and you just hope the youngster isn’t too badly hurt. At this stage in the match, you’ve got it won, I don’t know... I suppose he’s a local lad, Beaulac player, that’s gone to his head a bit and he might not be playing for a while because of that.”

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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
An emphatic win and third straight for @BurnabySC! Player of the Match
Andreas Bjerk is regaled with a rendition of “Andreas Bjerk, Superstar” by the
Creek Stand support.
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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
RACE FOR SECOND! After 24 matches goal difference separates second from fourth #DeadlockDay
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Langlois Océanic 2–2 Latrobe Athletic
Coquitlam United 5–0 Passerine
Kirkenes FC 1–3 CF Outineau
Saintsport Heath 0–4 Clayquot City
Strathcona Intls 3–0 Assn Ariddienne
Star of Confederation 4–1 Wynleth Flyers
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–2 FC Novonaya
Hamiltonian Cambria 4–0 Torbay Thunder
CS Saint-Rémy 1–0 Union Lachaîne
Burnaby SC 4–1 Shearwater FC


Matchweek 25
Shearwater FC 1–1 Saintsport Heath
Clayquot City 2–1 Coquitlam United
Passerine 0–2 Strathcona Intls
CS Saint-Rémy 4–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Union Lachaîne 2–1 Kirkenes FC
CF Outineau 2–0 Star of Confederation
Wynleth Flyers 0–4 Burnaby SC
Assn Ariddienne 1–2 Langlois Océanic
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Hamiltonian Cambria
Torbay Thunder 2–0 FC Novonaya


Matchweek 26
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GREAT SAVE by Dimitrije Azar to make sure Clayquot takes all three points against STRATHCONA!
BIG win for Saintsport against FLYERS! They move out of the relegation zone with Novonaya set for a tough encounter against Latrobe tomorrow!
Galharretborde and Weiram with some great link up play to put Océanic ahead! A vital win that vaults them back into Champions League contention
Burnaby 1-0 Outineau - Tim Sapping burns past Sonya Lau and scores! The chase is ON and they can get one point behind the leaders today!
Exhibition Place ERUPTS as HANNAH DEVORE gets on the end of van der Ven’s corner and steals the win for Kirkenes in stoppage time!
Preston Treadwell SCORES AGAIN! The Dagan star has now got goals in five straight matches as he POWERS Strathcona’s grip on the top of the table!


Langlois Océanic 3–0 Passerine
Coupe des Patriotes fifth round
Strathcona Intls 2–0 Latrobe Athletic
Watermeet 0–2 Saintsport Heath
CF Saint-Richard 1–1 Coquitlam United (1–1 AET) (4–2 pen.)
CF Outineau 5–0 Delta Sorthern
Colwynian Vale 1–1 Torbay Thunder (2–3 AET)
Clayquot City 2–2 Passerine (2–2 AET) (0–3 pen.)
Shearwater 2–0 CF Mirabelle
Kirkenes FC 4–1 Redswyth Red Stars

Strathcona Intls 2–3 Clayquot City
Coquitlam United 0–3 Shearwater FC
Saintsport Heath 3–0 Wynleth Flyers
Burnaby SC 1–0 CF Outineau
Star of Confederation 2–0 Union Lachaîne
Kirkenes FC 1–0 CS Saint-Rémy
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–3 Torbay Thunder
FC Novonaya 1–0 Latrobe Athletic
Hamiltonian Cambria 0–0 Assn Ariddienne


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KBC Sport - @KBC_Sport
Duclair sends Cannon the wrong way and St-Richard have bumped off the cup holders Coquitlam on
penalties! This technically counts as a giant-killing but Les Navigateurs won’t accept that being the
case for long as they’re on the road back to the first division.
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KBC Sport - @KBC_Sport
Lynne Crossley firing crosses from everywhere – 2 assists for Strathcona’s 2-0 win to move into the
quarterfinals past Latrobe.
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KBC Sport - @KBC_Sport
Brigitte Coppinger fist pumps on the sidelines as Nat Williams saves ALL THREE PENALTIES in
the shootout! Passerine into the final eight!


Matchweek 27
“And that’s an incredible scoreline here at Allée des Écluses-Noires! Union Lachaîne have beaten the 15-time champions and broken their run of seven straight victories! This is a match that will be spoken of in legends among the football fans of southwestern Outineau... and it could be a vital three points in the relegation battle...”
“It’s a big result too with huge significance at the top of the table because it denies the Centurions a chance to go first. Everyone at Burnaby surely saw this match as something to cap off their revival in the second half of the season... All that anticipation after Strathcona lost against Shearwater, instead, they hold on to the lead in the title race by one point. And it is tight with three points between first and fifth. This is going to be a nail-biter.”

Latrobe Athletic 1–1 Torbay Thunder
CF Outineau 4–0 Saintsport Heath
Wynleth Flyers 0–0 Coquitlam United
Shearwater FC 1–0 Strathcona Intls
Clayquot City 0–4 Langlois Océanic
Passerine 3–0 Hamiltonian Cambria
Assn Ariddienne 2–3 FC Novonaya
Kirkenes FC 1–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
CS Saint-Rémy 1–0 Star of Confederation
Union Lachaîne 1–0 Burnaby SC


                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Strathcona Intls 27 17 3 7 57 31 +26 54
2 Kirkenes FC 27 16 5 6 56 29 +27 53
3 Burnaby SC 27 16 5 6 43 23 +20 53
4 Langlois Océanic 27 15 7 5 52 27 +25 52
5 CF Outineau 27 15 7 5 43 19 +24 52
6 CS Saint-Rémy 27 14 9 4 40 23 +17 51


Matchweek 28
Hamiltonian Cambria 4–0 Clayquot City
Langlois Océanic 2–2 Shearwater FC
Strathcona Intls 3–0 Wynleth Flyers
Coquitlam United 0–0 CF Outineau
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–2 Latrobe Athletic
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Assn Ariddienne
FC Novonaya 0–0 Passerine
Saintsport Heath 2–2 Union Lachaîne
Burnaby SC 0–1 CS Saint-Rémy
Star of Confederation 0–2 Kirkenes FC


Matchweek 29
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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
C H A O S #KFL-C
93:02 | CFO 0-1 STR | +4
“Referee’s still trying to get the Strathcona players out of the penalty area. It’s been looked at, VAR’s happy, nothing more to be argued. Although I’m sure we’ll still be chewing on that decision after this one’s done.”
“You can understand with... it wasn’t a clear cut penalty, you know, and the situation, and just the tight race for the championship. But the decision’s been made and they have to live with that.”
“But now Ego Giles has the chance to grab a point for Outineau, and deny two to Strathcona.”
“They’re watching closely in Kirkenes, I can tell you that. Big match for them tomorrow, too.”
“Giles... off the crossbar!! Scramble for the ball and... Berton-Fleury thumps it into row Z, that’s the final whistle!! Strathcona take the three points! Joe Schlosser is mobbed by his teammates, Outineau can’t believe it! It finishes Outineau nil, Strathcona one!”


04:44 | KIR 0-0 BUR
“Matthias gets swarmed there and Burnaby comes away with it. Bjerk... Sapping... OH WHAT A STRIKE BY ANDREAS BJERK!! Burnaby draw first blood! And they take the lead in this edition of the Anglian Derby!”
68:32 | KIR 0-2 BUR
“...this is just brilliant team play. It’s from a goal kick, they break the press, five, six passes and it’s in the back of the net. Burnaby are a young team, a hungry team, and they were the ones who’ve showed the cool heads and maturity today. Don’t count them out of the title chase just yet.”
“Timothy Sapping with the finishing touch, and you have to think this will be Burnaby’s match with just over 20 minutes to go... St-Remy are still to play against relegation scrappers Saintsport Heath, which is coming up next on NSN 5, but this could put Burnaby fourth and just four points off the leaders at the end of this matchweek.”
Union Lachaîne @UnionLachaine
THREE MATCHES UNDEFEATED! Out of the relegation zone!! #OnReste


Wynleth Flyers 0–1 Langlois Océanic
Coupe des Patriotes quarterfinals
CF Saint-Richard 1–1 Saintsport Heath (1–1 AET) (3–1 pen.)
Shearwater 2–1 Kirkenes FC
CF Outineau 2–2 Strathcona Intls (2–2 AET) (5–3 pen.)
Passerine 3–0 Torbay Thunder

Shearwater FC 1–1 Hamiltonian Cambria
Clayquot City 3–1 FC Novonaya
Union Lachaîne 2–1 Coquitlam United
CF Outineau 0–1 Strathcona Intls
Passerine 1–0 Torbay Thunder
Assn Ariddienne 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Star of Confederation 1–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Kirkenes FC 0–2 Burnaby SC
CS Saint-Rémy 2–1 Saintsport Heath


St-Richard’s Cup run continues as they bumped off Saintsport Heath to reach the semifinals. Chatter about them getting an “easy” run aside, this keeps them in the hunt for a most unusual Double – Patriotes Cup plus second division title. You’ll never sing that.

Matchweek 30
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Clayquot City
FC Novonaya 1–2 Shearwater FC
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–0 Assn Ariddienne
Latrobe Athletic 1–0 Passerine
Hamiltonian Cambria 1–2 Wynleth Flyers
Langlois Océanic 1–1 CF Outineau
Strathcona Intls 2–1 Union Lachaîne
Coquitlam United 1–3 CS Saint-Rémy
Saintsport Heath 0–1 Kirkenes FC
Burnaby SC 2–0 Star of Confederation


Matchweek 31
Clayquot City 0–0 Latrobe Athletic
Passerine 3–0 Assn Ariddienne
Burnaby SC 0–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Star of Confederation 0–0 Saintsport Heath
Kirkenes FC 1–1 Coquitlam United
CS Saint-Rémy 0–4 Strathcona Intls
Union Lachaîne 0–2 Langlois Océanic
CF Outineau 2–1 Hamiltonian Cambria
Wynleth Flyers 1–2 FC Novonaya
Shearwater FC 0–1 Torbay Thunder


Matchweek 32
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OCÉANIC captain KIERA WEIRAM after a win for her team means everything’s up for grabs with six points between the top six.
We’re not out of anything yet. It’s all really close and if we keep pushing for everything, we’e got a lot of confidence that down this end of the season we can finish strong.”

A match marked by a QUICK STRIKE for Océanic! Two goals in five minutes and they’ll finish the week second in the table
Final whistle at Bowreach: STR 1-2 KIR
STAY TUNED! This title race isn’t over! Strathcona loses to Kirkenes and sees their lead drop to three points!
BRIDGET COOMBE might finally be finding her way in the KFL as she put in a dominant midfield show in Latrobe’s 4-0 win over Shearwater.
Check out Solveig VEDMARK’s late winner for Kirkenes that’s opened up the title race again


Coquitlam United 0–1 Star of Confederation
Saintsport Heath 0–1 Burnaby SC
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–0 Passerine
Strathcona Intls 1–2 Kirkenes FC
Assn Ariddienne 1–1 Clayquot City
Latrobe Athletic 4–0 Shearwater FC
Torbay Thunder 0–0 Wynleth Flyers
FC Novonaya 1–2 CF Outineau
Hamiltonian Cambria 5–0 Union Lachaîne
Langlois Océanic 2–0 CS Saint-Rémy


Matchweek 33
CF Outineau 4–2 Torbay Thunder
Wynleth Flyers 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Saintsport Heath 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Burnaby SC 2–1 Coquitlam United
Star of Confederation 1–0 Strathcona Intls
Kirkenes FC 2–1 Langlois Océanic
CS Saint-Rémy 1–0 Hamiltonian Cambria
Union Lachaîne 1–1 FC Novonaya
Shearwater FC 3–1 Assn Ariddienne
Clayquot City 2–0 Passerine


Matchweek 34
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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
TOP BINS? NO! Huge save from Oliver Crossley to keep the scores 0-0 in injury time!!
It’s FRUSTRATION for STRATHCONA! They just can’t make their chances pay! #BURvSTR
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KBC Sport - @KBC_Sport
Lynne Crossley can’t believe that Oliver Crossley got to that (no relation,
they are from completely different countries)

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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
BIG CHANCE FOR KIRKENES tomorrow. Hamiltonian won’t make it easy but @KirkenesFC have a
chance to go top of the league if they win!


71:24 | HAM 0-1 KIR
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“And there you see it! As it stands, Kirkenes are the league leaders... What a massive goal from van der Ven!”
“What an intelligent run it was by Nurullah Arslan. Ren Fang’s left for dead and the only chance he’s got is to take Arslan down. It’s a professional foul, no doubt, could have made a case for a red really. And Quinten van der Ven steps up to take the free kick... the keeper knows where it’s going, Hamiltonian knows where it’s going, there’s nothing they can do about it! It’s beautifully struck, right into the elbow of the goal, what a future this kid has ahead of-”
“AND HAMILTONIAN ARE LEVEL!! It’s an instant response! The B.A. Johnston crowd is going nuts! Straight from the kickoff... Guisao down the wing, put it on a plate for Roksana Koroleva! Just like that! Not even 60 seconds after Kirkenes took the lead, Cambria have equalized!!”
“It was there just for a moment but that live table will now show Kirkenes in second place on goal difference...”

Latrobe Athletic 2–1 CF Outineau
Coupe des Patriotes semifinals
CF Outineau 2–0 Passerine
Shearwater 2–0 CF Saint-Richard

Torbay Thunder 4–0 Union Lachaîne
FC Novonaya 0–2 CS Saint-Rémy
Langlois Océanic 0–1 Star of Confederation
Strathcona Intls 0–0 Burnaby SC
Coquitlam United 4–1 Saintsport Heath
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–1 Clayquot City
Hamiltonian Cambria 1–1 Kirkenes FC
Passerine 2–3 Shearwater FC
Assn Ariddienne 2–1 Wynleth Flyers


“Full time here at Kingswharf in Breton and there’s no surprises in the semifinals, then. Shearwater brushed aside Saint-Richard who gave a good account of themselves but were outmatched for sheer quality. And they’ll face CF Outineau in the final, who breezed past Passerine despite early signs of a possible upset. We’ll see you in one month’s time for the final at the Waterfront Dome in Kirkenes.”

Matchweek 35
On this week’s Podcast FC...
  • Stalemate at the top. Strathcona wins, Kirkenes wins. Strathcona with a goal difference of 34, Kirkenes at 31. St-Remy also wins to sit one point back but they’re not going to come out on top on any tiebreakers here.
  • Association Ariddienne have been relegated to KFL National. A team with lots of raw talent, but emphasis on the raw – they just haven’t been able to put out that extra cutting edge this time around. They return to the second division a year after winning it.
  • A veteran performance from Kysheon Nagy and a well-placed strike by Puxjodaskar Lohánares gave Oceanic a crucial win and dealt Burnaby a vital defeat. It’s a cutthroat race to the finish as the IFCF spots are up for grabs. All the top six are likely to make it at this point, but who goes where is still much to be decided.

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Romaine Fabricator - @HereWeGo
Burnaby manager Seth Harrison has AGREED to CONTRACT TERMINATION at end of season! Official
announcement tomorrow. They’re CLOSE to agreement with Ryan Potter to be the NEW BOSS!

Burnaby SC 0–2 Langlois Océanic
Star of Confederation 2–0 Hamiltonian Cambria
Kirkenes FC 1–0 FC Novonaya
Coquitlam United 2–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saintsport Heath 0–1 Strathcona Intls
CS Saint-Rémy 4–3 Torbay Thunder
Union Lachaîne 0–3 Latrobe Athletic
CF Outineau 3–0 Assn Ariddienne
Wynleth Flyers 1–0 Passerine
Shearwater FC 1–1 Clayquot City


Matchweek 36
87:12 | TOR 0-0 KIR
“...as Kirkenes try again to get that crucial goal here in Torbay. Kilcullen. Van der Ven. Rolls it to Arslan, and a brilliant through ball!... Matthias surely!... And it’s over the bar! Catheline Matthias slips at the vital moment and skies that shot! That’s the best chance Kirkenes have had and I don’t know if they’ll get another one at this stage in the match...”

FT | TOR 0-0 KIR
“Highlights and analysis coming up as we wrap up our coverage. We start of course with the implications for the title race. With Strathcona’s win today that opens up a two-point gap with two matches to go. Strathcona are at home in the Conryia debry next week followed by a tough final matchday away to Langlois Océanic. Kirkenes are home to Latrobe and then away to Association Ariddienne, who are already relegated, on the final day. On paper, you have to think Strathcona is the likelier to drop points? Or is this the crucial slip?”
“The important point is that it is all in Strathcona’s hands from this point on. If they win their last two, they are champions. Simple as that. But yeah, that really makes the derby even more interesting doesn’t it?”

AROUND THE GROUNDS: Burnaby were lucky to draw against Hamiltonian Cambria, as Olaf Haabjörn stuck it in from a corner to cancel out Anke Waechter’s early goal. With Saint-Rémy in third also dropping points this week, the Champions League spots are very much up for grabs, and Océanic, Outineau, and Burnaby all have plenty of momentum as the league season enters its final fortnight.

Langlois Océanic 3–1 Saintsport Heath
Strathcona Intls 3–2 Coquitlam United
Passerine 1–4 CF Outineau
Assn Ariddienne 4–2 Union Lachaîne
Latrobe Athletic 0–0 CS Saint-Rémy
Torbay Thunder 0–0 Kirkenes FC
FC Novonaya 0–2 Star of Confederation
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–3 Shearwater FC
Clayquot City 1–1 Wynleth Flyers
Hamiltonian Cambria 1–1 Burnaby SC


Matchweek 37
STRATHCONA (ALMOST) WINS THE KFL CHAMPIONSHIP!
Fans at Bowreach celebrated a thumping win for Strathcona against their regional rivals in a result that effectively gives the club its second league title. Preston Treadwell was an irresistable force as Mazinaw suffered something of a collapse of will at the hour mark, allowing the Dagan to register a hat trick in the space of 19 minutes. That means something truly catastrophic would have to happen next week for Saint-Rémy to be awarded the trophy instead, which is still mathematically possible if Strathcona were to lose and Saint-Rémy win by a combined margin of 17 goals.

A similar story can be found at the bottom of the table where a thrilling back-and-forth match at Admiralty Terrace left the Saintsport players and fans in tears. Here the goal difference to be made up is an even unlikelier 19 goals. It also denied fans what could have been the pick of the fixtures as Saintsport are due to face FC Novonaya next week – had Saintsport won this one it’d have set up a loser-gets-relegated thriller. There’s still an edge to that match because Novonaya aren’t safe yet, and Ruslan Demetriev’s side will need to match or better Union Lachîne’s result to stay up.

Saintsport Heath 3–3 Hamiltonian Cambria
Burnaby SC 3–2 FC Novonaya
Star of Confederation 1–1 Torbay Thunder
Strathcona Intls 3–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Coquitlam United 1–3 Langlois Océanic
Kirkenes FC 0–1 Latrobe Athletic
CS Saint-Rémy 3–0 Assn Ariddienne
Union Lachaîne 3–3 Passerine
CF Outineau 0–1 Clayquot City
Wynleth Flyers 1–2 Shearwater FC


Matchweek 38
CSSR can take something from their surprise title tilt by reaching the Champions League for the first time since they actually won the league ten years ago. Kirkenes, Océanic and Burnaby all have a chance to take their place if they win and the others slip up...
1 Strathcona Intls        37   24   4   9    75   37  +38    76
2 CS Saint-Rémy 37 21 10 6 56 34 +22 73
3 Langlois Océanic 37 21 9 7 69 35 +34 72
4 Kirkenes FC 37 21 8 8 66 36 +30 71
5 Burnaby SC 37 21 7 9 54 31 +23 70
6 CF Outineau 37 20 9 8 60 29 +31 69
Goal difference dictates that Union Lachaîne must do better than whatever Novonaya does in the final struggle for top flight survival. Saintsport and Ariddienne are already relegated.
17 FC Novonaya             37    6  10  21    37   59  −22    28
18 Union Lachaîne 37 7 7 23 33 72 −39 28
19 Saintsport Heath 37 6 7 24 34 77 −43 25
Other intrigue: Cambria manager Ryan Potter could really stick one in the eye of his former club by finishing above them in the table.
9 Shearwater FC           37   17   9  11    50   38  +12    60
10 Hamiltonian Cambria 37 16 10 11 62 48 +14 58


FULL TIME - TOR 1-0 BUR – An insipid end to the Seth Harrison era, a painful defeat that leaves them out of the IFCF spots. But that’s ultimately not what they’ll remember him for at Stadium Konueira.
CLA 0-2 LAC - Union Lachaîne wins 2-0 but that is the end of their Championship journey! A big victory against Clayquot that in other circumstances would be reason to cheer. Novonaya just aren’t going to concede five in the next 60 seconds, so it’s back to the National division for l’Union.
AAR 0-1 KIR - Full time at PEPSUO and Kirkenes takes all three points! Could and should have scored more but the victory’s what matters today. But with Langlois leading and two more minutes of injury time left over there, Kirkenes will finish fourth. Still, a credit to Daniel Archer and a stepping stone to bigger things, they’ll hope.
OCE 2-1 STR - Hollis-Park sends Hartpoach racing through the lines but he’s stopped with a brilliant tackle by Timo Thomsen!
HAM 1-1 COQ – Cambria just didn’t have that bit of luck today. Ryan Potter had them dreaming in the early part of the season but this team just couldn’t keep that consistency down the final stretch.
SHE 1-3 OUT – Food for thought as these two teams look forward to their rematch to decide the Patriotes Cup next week. Outineau were out to ensure a Challengers Cup spot and hit hard early, Shearwater didn’t have much to play for here and it showed.
PAS 0-2 CSR – Florian Berkut with the brace as St-Rémy simply had too much quality for Passerine to cope with. They confirm their place in the Champions League next season.
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Mazinaw Vanorian 2–1 Wynleth Flyers
Shearwater FC 1–3 CF Outineau
Clayquot City 0–2 Union Lachaîne
Passerine 0–2 CS Saint-Rémy
Assn Ariddienne 0–1 Kirkenes FC
Latrobe Athletic 1–0 Star of Confederation
Torbay Thunder 1–0 Burnaby SC
FC Novonaya 5–0 Saintsport Heath
Hamiltonian Cambria 1–1 Coquitlam United
Langlois Océanic 2–1 Strathcona Intls


                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Strathcona Intls 38 24 4 10 76 39 +37 76 -
2 CS Saint-Rémy 38 22 10 6 58 34 +24 76 -
3 Langlois Océanic 38 22 9 7 71 36 +35 75 -
4 Kirkenes FC 38 22 8 8 67 36 +31 74 -
5 CF Outineau 38 21 9 8 63 30 +33 72 -
6 Burnaby SC 38 21 7 10 54 32 +22 70
7 Latrobe Athletic 38 19 8 11 55 38 +17 65
8 Clayquot City 38 17 10 11 52 38 +14 61
9 Shearwater FC 38 17 9 12 51 41 +10 60
10 Hamiltonian Cambria 38 16 11 11 63 49 +14 59
11 Torbay Thunder 38 15 7 16 46 50 −4 52
12 Coquitlam United 38 12 12 14 56 48 +8 48
13 Star of Confederation 38 13 7 18 42 59 −17 46
14 Mazinaw Vanorian 38 12 9 17 41 60 −19 45
15 Wynleth Flyers 38 9 8 21 36 60 −24 35
16 Passerine 38 9 8 21 35 69 −34 35
17 FC Novonaya 38 7 10 21 42 59 −17 31
18 Union Lachaîne 38 8 7 23 35 72 −37 31 -
19 Saintsport Heath 38 6 7 25 34 82 −48 25 -
20 Assn Ariddienne 38 5 6 27 29 74 −45 21 -


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KELSSEK FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS
SEASON 72


Team of the Year
GK – Liam Wallace (Saint-Rémy)
DF – Zaur-Luka Igorić (Océanic)
DF – Jean-Phillippe Auiloquet (Outineau)
DF – Trifonas Tolakis (Strathcona)
DF – Waleeda Hollis-Park (Strathcona)
MF – Kiera Weiram (Océanic)
MF – Bryan Hartpoach (Strathcona)
MF – Lynne Crossley (Strathcona)
FW – Florian Berkut (Saint-Rémy)
FW – Preston Treadwell (Strathcona)
FW – Bratislav Rukavina (Strathcona)

GK – Oliver Crossley (Burnaby)
DF – Olaf Haabjörn (Burnaby)
DF – Marietta Tesla (Kirkenes)
MF – Milan Linden (Saint-Rémy)
MF – Doner Grrhonomó (Strathcona)
FW – Kaja Hekkert (Saint-Rémy)
FW – Wang Yuan (Océanic)

Player of the Year: Lynne Crossley (Strathcona)
Nominees: Preston Treadwell (Strathcona), Zilar Galharretborde (Océanic), Florian Berkut (Saint-Rémy)
Air Kelssek Foreign Player of the Year: Preston Treadwell (Strathcona)
Nominees: Bratislav Rukavina (Strathcona), Florian Berkut (Saint-Rémy), Waleeda Hollis-Park (Strathcona)
Young Player of the Year: Quinten van der Ven (Kirkenes)
Nominees: Honorio Menez (Strathcona), Stéphanie Desharnais (Océanic), Brian Kilcullen (Kirkenes)

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   National                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 ASC Arvika 42 30 7 5 87 31 +56 97 -
2 CF Saint-Richard 42 28 7 7 90 35 +55 91 -
3 Kawarthas District 42 27 8 7 72 34 +38 89 -
4 St. David Wanderers 42 25 8 9 81 52 +29 83 -
5 Sitka Valley 42 25 7 10 84 43 +41 82 -
6 Pembina City 42 21 11 10 65 40 +25 74 -
7 Colwynian Vale 42 20 8 14 66 45 +21 68
8 CF Mirabelle 42 20 7 15 68 68 0 67
9 Les Castors 42 18 9 15 58 50 +8 63
10 Port City 42 16 14 12 71 60 +11 62
11 Kingstown Athletic 42 18 7 17 62 55 +7 61
12 West Haligonia Spartan 42 15 13 14 62 58 +4 58
13 Sudbury Rangers 42 14 8 20 48 61 −13 50
14 Jeunesse Lunaire 42 15 5 22 52 68 −16 50
15 Wickham Warriors 42 12 13 17 55 74 −19 49
16 CS Rivière-du-Nord 42 10 13 19 53 74 −21 43
17 Natanel Royals 42 10 10 22 47 71 −24 40
18 Gagliano Mariners 42 10 10 22 42 82 −40 40
19 Southbank Mariners 42 9 12 21 41 65 −24 39 -
20 Franche-Contamine 42 7 8 27 40 79 −39 29 -
21 Miramichi Lakers 42 5 9 28 34 82 −48 24 -
22 AS Grands-Sources 42 4 12 26 37 88 −51 24 -

KFL National Playoffs
Semifinals
Kawarthas District 3–0 Pembina City
St. David Wanderers 5–0 Sitka Valley
Final
Kawarthas District 1–2 St. David Wanderers
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   Association North       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 NGSA Ulyanof 30 24 3 3 76 20 +56 75 -
2 Parracuttis 30 21 7 2 71 28 +43 70 -
3 Redswyth Red Stars 30 19 5 6 51 21 +30 62 -
4 St. Kildera FC 30 18 5 7 61 38 +23 59 -
5 Fretscray FC 30 17 6 7 57 37 +20 57 -
6 Vinterhagen 30 15 3 12 47 34 +13 48
7 Bramerlee Bulldogs 30 13 6 11 42 37 +5 45
8 Delta Sorthern 30 12 8 10 44 34 +10 44
9 Racing Mistwygn 30 11 5 14 35 41 −6 38
10 Lancaster Hill 30 10 7 13 46 47 −1 37
11 Ealesgreen United 30 8 9 13 35 47 −12 33
12 Hawthorn Elms 30 9 6 15 32 56 −24 33
13 New Scarborough 30 8 4 18 40 50 −10 28
14 Keeleford County 30 5 8 17 32 72 −40 23
15 Rockecliffe & Eatons 30 4 4 22 19 73 −54 16
16 Cache-Crambery 30 1 4 25 22 75 −53 7

Association South Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Arlingsdale City 30 24 3 3 66 20 +46 75 -
2 Delta Sorthern 30 21 2 7 56 25 +31 65 -
3 Ayushirda 30 20 4 6 59 26 +33 64 -
4 Stade Laneux 30 20 4 6 54 25 +29 64 -
5 Châteaufroid 30 15 8 7 59 25 +34 53
6 Watermeet 30 15 8 7 54 32 +22 53
7 Sunrise Coast 30 15 8 7 48 27 +21 53
8 Breton Pacifica 30 15 6 9 51 35 +16 51
9 Kananzawai 30 14 8 8 47 34 +13 50
10 AS Lac-Abitargnais 30 14 6 10 46 35 +11 48
11 Stade Montagnards 30 9 4 17 31 57 −26 31
12 Valeartha 30 6 4 20 26 54 −28 22
13 White Rose 30 5 2 23 24 67 −43 17
14 Hell's Gate 30 3 4 23 21 70 −49 13
15 Kisloups 30 3 3 24 27 80 −53 12
16 Neíra Alavaria 30 3 2 25 15 72 −57 11

KFL Association Playoffs
North semifinals
Parracuttis 1–0 Fretscray FC
Redswyth Red Stars 3–1 St. Kildera FC
North final
Parracuttis 1–0 Redswyth Red Stars
South semifinals
Delta Sorthern 1–1 Châteaufroid (1–2 AET)
Ayushirda 1–2 Stade Laneux
South final
Châteaufroid 0–2 Stade Laneux

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21ST COUPE DES PATRIOTES FINAL
Waterfront Dome, Kirkenes – attendance 67,553

Outineau got the better of the league matchup one week ago, but the predictive value of that has got to be tempered by the fact that the fixture meant a lot more to Outineau than Shearwater. The Breton club’s downturn this year wasn’t totally unexpected, although to have been out of even Challengers Cup contention and plodding around in mid-table was probably a bit more than you’d expect out of a club that had won both the league and world championships the year before. The Rouge-et-bleu are this tournament’s most successful club and on their league form are favourites to lift a sixth Patriotes Cup. Shearwater’s inconsistency hides some real quality, however, and they go into this final determined to finish an indifferent season on a high – winning this trophy would drastically change the narrative of this year. They’ve never won the national cup.
Kickoff The starting lineups – Outineau (3-5-2): Rhys le Besco, Afrim Degirmen, Jean-Phillippe Auiloquet, Joris Elzokari, Tobert Usher, Molly Taylor, János rue Belois, Drystan Tudor, Götz Makatsch, Ego Giles, Radomir Primakov
Vanda Gerô is on the bench and that’s the only change from last week, the Pasargan striker having apparently tweaked something last time out.
Shearwater (4-3-2-1): Cathal Gallagher, Tzevaada Muur, Tara Kriedel, Nikolai Seabury, Russell McDougal, Eamon Breault, Rémond Leste, Aaron Lyybeck, Xena Allste, Manda Iara, Brion Steinno
Rémond Leste and Eamon Breault, apparently kept in reserve for the bigger match, start instead of Cory Grossman and Coalan O’Reilly.
6 min: Already a yellow card as Outineau’s Drystan Tudor clatters Xena Allste. The Chromatik winger had a clear path to goal and after a bit of probing that was the first real chance.
11 min: A big chance missed for Shearwater. Xena Allste was in a great position but scuffed her shot at the vital moment. Outineau have started poorly and are being overrun in midfield.
18 min: GOAL! Shearwater takes the lead! Brion Steinno will claim that, but the wicked deflection it took off Torbert Usher is probably going to have it count as an own goal. A deserved reward for their early pressure.
22 min: Outineau have responded well to going behind and nearly get an equalizer as Radomir Primakov evades the backline but fires his shot straight at Cathal Gallagher. TV cameras immediately find Vanda Gerô on the Outineau bench, who is surely thinking “I’d have put that one away”.
36 min: Injury issues for Shearwater. Rémond Leste has been hobbling around for the last five minutes and is now being substituted for Coalan O’Reilly.
40 min: GOAL! 2-0 to Shearwater. No doubt it’s Brion Steinno’s goal this time as the veteran chests down an absolute missile of a pass out the back from Tara Kriedel and howitzers it in from 25 yards!
43 min: The goal stands after lengthy VAR check for offside. Apparently Molly Taylor on the other side of the pitch had played Steinno on, but Auiloquet must be culpable for losing track of Steinno.
Half time: Shearwater are cruising with a 2-0 lead!
48 min: Outineau got into the box from the restart and immediately are demanding a penalty when János rue Belois is floored by Tara Kriedel. But the referee and VAR says no.
52 min: Radomir Primakov was evidently given some kind of ultimatum that he’s failed to meet and Romain Dupuis subs him out for Vanda Gerô.
59 min: Shearwater subs: Kai Fukushima on for Xena Allste, Peter Marsh for Aaron Lyybeck
62 min: Ashley Douglass on for Outineau along with Mint Leaf, Afrim Degirmen and Torbert Usher off. They have had a better second half and now a bit of caution to the wind.
70 min: Douglass rattles the crossbar with a free kick! Outineau are trying to outflank Shearwater and it’s been paying off.
76 min: GOAL! Outineau pulls one back with a lovely team move! This will make the last quarter hour really interesting. They knock it around on the left flank, Ego Giles sends a great switch of play over to the right wing, rue Belois one-times a cross for Götz Makatsch who zips into the box and applies the finish. More of that please!
79 min: Outineau are appealing for a handball in the box after Ashley Douglass’s cross was blocked at point blank range! Not given, it’d have been a real long shot.
81 min: Brion Steinno gets a massive reception from the Shearwater support as he’s taken off for Timurdogan Yerli. They’re adopting a more defensive shape to protect the lead.
86 min: Outineau are down to ten as Drystan Tudor is sent off! He picks up a second yellow card for flinging himself at Yerli to stop him cutting inside.
89 min: Tatjana Pistor on for Manda Iara, Shane Reilly for Tzevaada Muur. Shearwater really just eating time with their final change.
90+2 min: Two more minutes of added time will be had and you can’t see Shearwater letting this slip. They’ve put in a very professional bolt-the-doors performance to see this one out.
FULL TIME! Final: CF Outineau 1–2 Shearwater. It’s a deserved win that signals they are no spent force despite the rumours and their poor form in the league.

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Season 26


KHL preview: Youth movement challenges old guard
Alavarian, Neorvins, and Ad Astra are three clubs grooming an exciting new generation of hockey players, many of whom are emerging onto the scene and helped propel themselves up the league tables in recent years. Or at least, provide some entertainment in losing efforts. Of course, the bigger clubs aren’t sitting idle and the questions are all about how far these clubs can go, whether the big clubs can lure the youngsters over with big contracts. But that’s looking far ahead: this year, it’s exciting to see what all these teams of youngsters who’ve been playing together since U12s can do at the senior level.

At this point it’s the clubs one step below the giants who seem in the best position. Indeed they’ve already done some poaching themselves. Last season Neorvins Wolves surged on the back of its assemblage from the Val d’Argent U20s, only to falter against Beaujoire in a high-pressure Desjardins Cup series. This year, the ability to learn from that experience will determine whether they can take a big step forward.

Pennant favourites: Olympique Langlois. It’s hard to look past the defending Cup winners. Faucons remain a strong contender but probably peaked midway through the last Desjardins Cup tournament. Outineau and Internationale are the dark horses and will be snapping at their heels waiting for them to falter.

Southwestern League    Pld   W   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
1 Alavarian 73 45 19 246 178 68 99 Q 5
2 CH Outineau 73 43 21 253 187 66 95 Q 7
3 Ad Astra 73 43 26 247 200 47 90 Q 9
4 Vickery Vikings 73 40 25 243 203 40 88 Q 10
5 Novanaya Rangers 73 39 27 228 202 26 85 Q 11
6 Dinamo Lupinissia 73 39 29 218 202 16 83 Q 12
7 Olympique Laneux 73 37 33 211 199 12 77 q 18
8 Burnaby Ravens 73 34 30 199 194 5 77 q 19
9 Breton Emeralds 73 33 32 217 210 7 74
10 Mazinaw Knights 73 33 36 222 213 9 70
11 AS Dieppe 73 29 33 217 233 -16 69
12 Dartmoor Armada 73 27 38 196 202 -6 62
13 Pembina Thistle 73 25 39 193 238 -45 59
14 Anciens-Baillages 73 27 44 190 246 -56 56
15 Crystal Mountains 73 24 43 179 242 -63 54
16 Kalista Renegades 73 20 44 178 237 -59 49
17 Escadron de Dorval 73 20 46 188 256 -68 47
18 Grand Falls Haligon. 73 17 48 163 252 -89 42
19 Natanel Rangers 73 17 49 189 265 -76 41

Northern League Pld W L GF GA GD Pts
1 Olympique Langlois 73 49 19 263 188 75 103 Q 1
2 Faucons St-Rémy 73 46 17 258 167 91 102 Q 2
3 Internationale 73 46 19 253 166 87 100 Q 3
4 Kirkenes Dragons 73 46 20 258 191 67 99 Q 4
5 Neorvins Wolves 73 45 23 250 179 71 95 Q 6
6 Beaujoire 73 42 24 239 191 48 91 Q 8
7 Clayquot Partisans 73 41 26 253 194 59 88 q 13
8 Redswyth Union 73 38 28 228 198 30 83 q 14
9 Wynleth Gaels 73 37 27 230 196 34 83 q 15
10 CS Val d'Argent 73 37 30 216 208 8 80 q 16
11 Colwyn Thunder 73 38 32 234 209 25 79 q 17
12 Red Star Clayquot 73 34 30 215 213 2 77 q 20
13 Kirkenes Rangers 73 32 37 201 222 -21 68
14 Pingouins de Lescure 73 29 40 194 234 -40 62
15 Kingsharbour Royals 73 28 40 196 231 -35 61
16 Chev. Champjaune 73 28 40 207 255 -48 61
17 Cantons-de-l'Ouest 73 24 36 194 246 -52 61
18 Torbay Storm 73 15 50 156 263 -107 38
19 Kardinia Cats 73 8 55 159 271 -112 26


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KHL PREMIERS
SEASON 26


133rd Desjardins Cup
First round
Partisans         3  5  4
Red Star 2 1 1

Redswyth 1 4 3*
Burnaby 2* 3 2

Wynleth 5 2 1 2
Laneux 4 3 4 3*

Val d'Argent 4 0 1
Colwyn 5 6 5

Second round
Langlois          5  2  3  5  6
Laneux 0 3 0 2 1

Beaujoire 2 5 4 4 2 2
Ad Astra 4 0 2 5 3 6

Alavarian 3 3* 2 9 2 3 3
Dinamo Lupiniss. 2 2 3 4 3 5 4

Neorvins 4 2 1 6 2 4 3
Novanaya 1 3 3 3 3 1 2

Kirkenes Drgns 4 3 6 1 3 4
Partisans 0 2 4 2 5 3

Internationale 3* 2* 5 6 2 1 2
Redswyth 2 1 7 4 3 2* 0

Outineau 3* 4 2 3 4* 4
Vickery 2 5* 5 2 3 1

St-Rémy 5 2 6* 3 3
Colwyn 4 0 5 4* 2

Quarterfinals
Langlois         1  3* 3* 2  2  4  5
Ad Astra 2* 2 2 3* 3* 1 1

Dinamo 1 4 3 3 5
Neorvins 4 5* 2 4 4*

Kirkenes Drgns 3 2 2 2 5 3 2
Internationale 2 4 4 7 2 2 3*

Outineau 7 3 4 3 2 1
St-Rémy 3 4 2 1 5 2

Semifinals
Langlois         5  3  4  3  3  3  3
Neorvins 1 2 0 4 4 4 0

Internationale 4 3 2 7 3 2 3
St-Rémy 3 4 3 4 2 3 1

Final
Langlois         0  4  3  4  2  5* 1
Internationale 1 1 4* 2 4 4 3


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DESJARDINS CUP WINNERS


Inter certainly took the longest and most hair-raising route to a Desjardins Cup triumph as possible. Olympique were not at their best either, barely squeaking through into the final against an energetic Neorvins Wolves side who'll be bitterly disappointed to have lost in Match Seven. In a see-saw of a series Inter led 4-2 with 105 seconds to the Desjardins Cup only to let let slip their chance in overtime. This could've been a devastating blow to morale but they found it in themselves to put on a gutsy show away in Langlois to steal away the dreams of fans hoping for a historic double and take the glory for themselves. As Riley Hesselboe settles into the management suite, Inter's former captain will also take some satisfaction in his role bringing back the glory days of his early playing career.

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SEASON 26


                            Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts
1 Vickery 30 22 0 8 1041 707 +334 88
2 Nordiques 30 21 1 8 1110 633 +477 86
3 Wynleth Cambria 30 21 0 9 1102 717 +385 84
4 Redswyth Rebels 30 20 2 8 1220 857 +363 84
5 Latrobe Ath 30 19 2 9 1080 849 +231 80
6 Burnaby Lions 30 19 0 11 862 764 +98 76
7 Rotor Novonaya 30 16 2 12 1006 814 +192 68
8 Mazinaw Stallions 30 16 1 13 1083 752 +331 66
9 Neorvins Armada 30 16 0 14 1065 962 +103 64
10 Kirkenes Crusaders 30 15 0 15 1036 902 +134 60
11 Bretonnia 30 14 1 15 779 829 −50 58
12 Hamilton Highlanders 30 12 1 17 837 951 −114 50
13 Alouettes de Champjaune 30 10 1 19 711 1056 −345 42
14 Clayquot Reds 30 9 0 21 698 1040 −342 36
15 AS Laneux 30 3 1 26 493 1277 −784 14
16 Wenerdere 30 1 0 29 359 1372 −1013 4

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SEASON 44


                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Burnaby Thunderbirds 36 24 8 4 350 257 +93 56
2 Kraken d'Outineau 36 25 4 7 334 262 +72 54
3 Daudard-des-Oiseaux 36 26 1 9 337 254 +83 53
4 Lakeland Storm 36 24 5 7 328 265 +63 53
5 Redswyth Marlins 36 24 3 9 313 264 +49 51
6 CA Langlois 36 19 4 13 296 259 +37 42
7 Kirkenes Jets 36 17 6 13 300 289 +11 40
8 Clayquot Neptunes 36 15 7 14 312 325 −13 37
9 Latrobe Dolphins 36 15 4 17 304 289 +15 34
10 Kirkenes Blues 36 14 5 17 289 290 −1 33
11 Breton Mooseheads 36 14 5 17 275 303 −28 33
12 Neorvins Sharks 36 11 8 17 270 293 −23 30
13 Wynleth Avengers 36 13 4 19 262 302 −40 30
14 Fjordlands 36 12 5 19 272 327 −55 29
15 Laneux Natation 1874 36 13 2 21 269 303 −34 28
16 Natanel SC 36 11 4 21 276 302 −26 26
17 Colywn Aquatics 36 7 6 23 273 336 −63 20
18 Dynamo Lupinissia 36 8 3 25 266 324 −58 19
19 Vickery Tsunami 36 6 4 26 243 325 −82 16

Preliminary finals
Burnaby Thunderbirds 1-2 Lakeland Storm 5-10 12-7 5-6
Kraken d'Outineau 0-2 Daudard-des-Oiseaux 8-9* 2-6
Elimination finals
Redswyth Marlins 2-1 Clayquot Neptunes 8-9 11-8 5-4
CA Langlois 2-0 Kirkenes Jets 10-4 9-7

Qualifying finals
Burnaby Thunderbirds 1-2 CA Langlois 10-6 6-10 6-11
Kraken d'Outineau 1-2 Redswyth Marlins 10-5 5-7 5-6

Semifinals
Lakeland Storm 2-0 Redswyth Marlins 10-7 8-6
Daudard-des-Oiseaux 2-1 CA Langlois 9-6 9-10 5-4

Championship final
Lakeland Storm 1-2 Daudard-des-Oiseaux 6-14 8-7 6-8


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WATER POLO PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS
SEASON 44

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KFL CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON 73 PREVIEW


Kelly Riflund [GK], age 26 (KSK)
Ismail Husar [LB], age 31 (KSK)
Gestur Torsteinsson [RB], age 35 (GRF)
Bryan Ianokis [D C], age 32 (KSK)
Casey Lindner [D C], age 33 (KSK)
Harold Adelkune [LB/LM], age 25 (KSK)
Felar Katadfass* [CM], age 23 (EFK)
Thomas Phillips [M R], age 32 (KSK)
Atlas Vasiliadis* [M L], age 34 (NPH) C
Tetsuya Watanabe [ST], age 32 (HIN)
Maelle Sarada [CF], age 21 (KSK)

Khoidod Bavgainykhu [GK], age 32 (HIN)
Sarah Pritchard [CB], age 17 (KSK)
Keith Leung [D/M C], age 31 (KSK)
Leonie MacGhoill [RB], age 30 (KSK)
Lucius Akaayar [M C], age 32 (KSK)
Hayden Roberts [M C], age 29 (KSK)
Sam Miller [AM C], age 26 (KSK)
Martí Calderon [CF], age 36 (TEQ)
Sasha Philbert [CF], age 18 (KSK)
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All Sports Club of Arvika
Home ground: Community Stadium (34,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Rivals: NGSA Ulyanof
Honours: KFL Championship (1): 49
KFL National (1): 72; runners-up: 64, 69
Fanzines: North Star

Based in Surono's provincial capital 350 km from the northern polar circle, ASC are the northernmost professional club in the country. Other than a brief spell of success two decades ago, ASC were a solid mid-table team before suffering a shock relegation which marked the club’s fall into yo-yo club status as they find themselves scrabbling in an increasingly competitive second tier to gain promotion to Championship.

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“It was a great run to the National title and a good way for some of the long-time backbone of the team to go out on a high. We all know that a big injection of new talent is the best chance of staying up. Annabel Curtis has shown some capability and it turned out to be a great idea despite everyone wanting to get rid of her after relegation. It's time to stop the short-term survival thing and really get a group that can build something. One thing I wanna see is Maelle Sarada take on the first division. I reckon she's got some real talent.”

Manager: Annabel Curtis, age 43 Assistant manager: Logan Ragno [AUD], age 40
Last three seasons: 1st (Nat'l), 17th, 2nd (Nat’l), 4th (Nat’l), 19th
Players in: Casey Lindner (Coquitlam Utd, τ0.25m), Sarah Pritchard (Southbank Mariners, τ0.3m), Keith Leung (Burnaby, free)
Players out: Damian Mill (retired), Alex Fisher (retired), Nick Carter (retired), Norris Vlietsen (retired), Yamato Oshiro (retired)

Oliver Crossley [GK], age 26 (TKT)
Nacuémiró Buené* [LB], age 28 (KSK/FFD) C
Olaf Haabjörn [D C], age 30 (SVJ)
Ingrid Lambert* [D C], age 27 (KSK)
Gianni Esposito [RB], age 25 (SVG)
Stian Haukland [CM], age 25 (KOR)
Deni Cowler [CM/AM], age 25 (NPH)
Ikra Yonte [RM], age 31 (SRS)
Andreas Bjerk* [AM LR], age 25 (VAL)
Minerva Emond [AM], age 28 (EFL)
Timothy Sapping [AM/CF], age 25 (KOR)

Mia Hinam [GK], age 26 (KSK)
Iain Vergland [CB], age 19 (KSK)
Melissa Gaudreault [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Ashleigh Coles [D R], age 35 (ETN)
Emerald Loudain [RB], age 17 (KSK)
Ciaran Black [LB], age 25 (KSK)
Lori Garland [LB/LM], age 30 (CDG)
Rory Joseph [RM], age 23 (KSK)
Tanner Malvin [M C], age 31 (KSK)
Shaun Bradwell [CM], age 21 (KSK)
Tios Pórmel Mufes [AM], age 31 (TIO)
Nicole Gillam [CM/LM], age 20 (KSK)
Samir Petrovic [F C], age 35 (KSK)
Xek Sunsaber [ST], age 17 (CEN)
Ketsia Ventura [AM/CF], age 18 (KSK)
Phillip Johnson [RB], age 22 (KSK)
Eilwen Loew [RB/LB], age 21 (KSK)
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Burnaby Sport Club
Home ground: Stadium Konueira (60,200)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training facilities ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★★
Main rivals: Coquitlam United, Kirkenes FC
Honours: KFL Championship (15): 4, 13, 16, 25, 29, 44, 47, 48, 50, 52, 54, 58, 64, 65, 68; runners-up: 56, 63, 67
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 14; finalists: 8, 11
Fanzines: Altitude Sickness, Two O'Clock Gun, Blue Patch Boys
Notable former players: Phillip Lozic, Thamior Liadon, Bernard Despatie, Maiev Feidhlim, Pierre Vasseur
Manager: Ryan Potter, age 54 Asst. manager: Adrian Tremblay-Fillon, age 38

Ryan Potter takes the reins and it's a new era for the most successful club in Kelssek as they chase a return to glory. Previously known as the guy who took Shearwater to the cusp of success (before they shoved him out for Olaf Jurtanen), hopes are high for Potter at a club with the resources to really let him go for it. These players are a talented group who just couldn't find their way under Seth Harrison - will a fresh approach from the bench boss be the missing catalyst?

Some have to go out before more can come in, and while Burnaby’s failure to qualify for IFCFs means they’ve got a lighter schedule than usual, fans can only hope this clearout doesn’t leave the team too short of depth. There is one big signing, as midfielder Deni Cowler will likely slot right into the first eleven. There is also good quality on the bench and without a lot else on their plate, this is a squad that should on paper be title contenders. The problem in recent years has been consistency over the length of a season, and that remains the key missing ingredient for this team that the new manager must instill.

Do sing:
Oh Burnaby is wonderful, oh Burnaby is wonderful / It's got the best team in the nation / Oh Burnaby is wonderful
Oh Coquitlam is full of shit, oh Coquitlam is full of shit / It's ten klicks of SUV parking / Oh Coquitlam is full of shit
Oh Kirkenes is full of shit, oh Kirkenes is full of shit / They can stick their tower up their own ass / Oh Kirkenes is full of shit

Last five seasons: 6th, 3rd, 8th, 13th, 1st
Players in: Emerald Loudain (youth), Deni Cowler (Vermillion Wanderers, $2.5m)
Players out: Simon Boulechemin (retired), Turok van Halen (Ipheburn, $2m), Keith Leung (ASC Arvika, free), Josh Wallin (Wickham Warriors, free), Jason McGwire (St-Richard, free)

Dimitrije Azar [GK], age 34 (MRC)
Cephas Lidston [D L], age 31 (SRS)
Teyo Echehun [D C], age 29 (ASG)
Joanna Rigby [DF], age 32 (QAD)
Imke Diskin [RB/LB], age 33 (NPH)
Inga-Lisa Jansson [RM], age 25 (NRH)
Karl Kagawa [CM], age 24 (KSK)
Alessandro Bella* [CM/AM], age 29 (SVG)
Donatien Csokonai [AM], age 28 (KSK/FFD)
Raizen Saikyomono* [RM/ST], age 32 (HIN) C
Millie McGowan* [CF], age 31 (TLI)

Olette Coleyn [GK], age 33 (BRE)
Kari Bardiche [LB], age 37 (NPH)
Erling Bolander [D R], age 34 (NRH)
Charles Favre [CB], age 18 (KSK)
Alex Morrison [D C], age 32 (KSK)
Nishant Gilam [M C], age 30 (KSK)
Artem Vaukhonen [CM], age 17 (KSK)
Luke Johnson [AM LC], age 31 (KSK)
Rika Abganerova [LM], age 25 (SRS)
Rosalie Bourke [RW], age 23 (KSK)
Emre Massinen [AM/CF], age 17 (KSK)
John Polito [ST], age 23 (KSK)
Sigrun Holgersdottir [ST], age 30 (SVJ)
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Clayquot City Football Club
Home ground: Kanard Park (32,600)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: KFL Championship (2): 10, 26; runners-up: 53
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 10, 11; runners-up: 16
Notable former players: Seamus Wylten, Victor Clinton, Fabio Coimbra
Fanzine: Gold Star Republic
Manager: Margerie Pax [CMT] Coaches: Odveig Wheeler [STL], age 39

Last season was a pretty standard one for Clayquot: win a few, lose a few, finish in the top half, and experience the gnawing feeling that it’s not quite enough yet who can complain about eighth place? Their key off-season move was to make a key signing and then make a managerial change. Common sense says that’s not really ideal sequence but it’s how Clayquot City operate, apparently, as Darach Salthill found himself transferred to the employment office on deadline day.

Margerie Pax brings a solid resume, having brought Star of Confederation up from the second division to the lower-mid table heights they enjoy today as well as a good history at Lhor back in Chromatika. Both she and Clayquot are looking at the glorious possibilities of an IFCF berth. It all reflects the belief that a team with players like Bella, Saikyomono and McGowan has been wasting its potential and just needs the right manager to unlock it. Whether that untapped ability is real or simply a fantasy is about to be tested.

Last 5 seasons: 8th, 10th, 6th, 5th, 9th
Players in: Artem Vaukhonen (youth), Emre Massinen (youth), Rika Abganerova (Damogran, τ0.89m/$2m)
Players out:

Kevin Cannon [GK], age 33 (KSK) C
Wilsrë Quelausé* [LB], age 29 (FFD)
Mikko Violette [CB], age 23 (KSK)
Stephanie Grübling [D C], age 36 (KSK)
Kâyetá Jírraósôás [D R], age 28 (KSK/FFD)
Nithya Hoang [CM], age 29 (SRS)
Joni Lindegaard* [CM], age 27 (NRH)
Alpár rue Pfáreliele [AM], age 27 (FFD)
Pierre-Louis Laishram [AM/FW], age 32 (KSK)
Luo Dan [RW/ST], age 32 (YZH)
Elizabeth Blanc* [ST], age 27 (SVG)

Destry Lefranc [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Piotr Lukowitz [GK], age 37 (KSK)
Maude-Louise Welsh [RB], age 20 (KSK)
Dimitri Thomas [RB], age 23 (KSK)
Milan Okumura [CB], age 18 (KSK)
Heidi Hopkins [M RC], age 30 (KSK)
Carl Gaudreault [CM], age 22 (KSK)
Callie Powell [CM], age 20 (KSK)
John Parker [M L], age 31 (KSK)
Simon Barisstan [M R], age 30 (KSK)
Adon Johnson [LM/CM], age 26 (KSK)
Dusty Clement [F C], age 33 (BRE)
Mariano Lucio [AMC], age 35 (TEQ)
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Coquitlam United
Home ground: Maillardville Park (20,300)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Main rivals: Burnaby SC
Honours: KFL Championship (1): 28; runners-up: 51, 52, 66
Patriotes Cup (1): 21; finalists: 14
Fanzine: Bear-Proof Bins
Manager: Obey Chidiebere (BNJ), age 45
While bearing the name of only one of them, the club represents metropolitan Burnaby's eastern suburbs, and so are often nicknamed the Easties. Their ambitions of matching Burnaby SC have generally exceeded their actual ability to do so. There was also the time in season 66 when they lost twice to Burnaby in the space of 3 weeks, one in a decisive match that allowed Burnaby to overtake them and win the league title, and then in the Patriotes Cup final, which was also current manager Obey Chidibere’s last professional match as a player.

In recent years the club has been capable of short bursts of magic, yielding a Patriotes Cup trophy, along with long spells of meh. It feels like a decisive point in Chidibere’s tenure, and he’d be rightly aggrieved by the club’s failure to land any of his transfer targets. Given that it’s hard to see how Coquitlam will meet the target of a top-half finish, but if so they will rely on Elizabeth Blanc to supply offensive spark and hope to get something out of Pierre-Louis Laishram as well.

Last five seasons: 12th, 14th + Cup winners, 11th, 12th, 17th
Players in: Destry Lefranc (Lachaîne, τ0.3m), Milan Okamura (youth)
Players out: Neil Lych (Heart of Saugenay, free)

Liam Wallace [GK], age 27 (MUR)
Richie Muguerza [LB], age 23 (MRT)
Lio Turnau [CB], age 30 (STL)
Megan Walker* [CB], age 24 (CBP)
Hipolito Cegarra [D R], age 27 (KSK/FFD)
Cherita Sheikh-Renard [DM], age 30 (EFL)
Charles Linton-Arbour* [M C], age 29 (KSK) C
Aneurin Wakering [RW], age 22 (BRE)
Maiev Feidhlim [LM], age 32 (SRS)
Florian Berkut* [ST], age 26 (NPH)
Kaja Hekkert [ST], age 33 (KOR)

Cale Shaughlin [GK], age 37 (KSK)
Ruslan Fermier [GK], age 19 (KSK)
Terrance Foley [D L], age 36 (KSK)
Osman Bennouna [D C], age 30 (KSK)
Tenmu Tsu'umutapoa [CB/DM], age 34 (HIN)
Jérémie Chasseur-Ardenne [D R], age 32 (KSK)
Milan Linden [DM], age 22 (KSK)
Kristian Mashtian [M C], age 35 (KSK)
Marie-Louise Boisclair [CM], age 26 (KSK)
Denig Regnault [LW], age 37 (OAM)
Alain Chan [RM], age 24 (KSK)
Faragó Aranya [AM LC], age 25 (KSK/FFD)
Arsène de Saintyon [ST], age 33 (OAM)
Bruno Silva [RW], age 31 (DRP/HIN)
Avril Lapierre [ST], age 20 (KSK)
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Club sportif de Saint-Rémy
Home ground: Stade Intersat (36,900)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: KFL Championship (5): 8, 23, 55, 61, 62; runners-up: 57, 58
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 3
Rivals: CF Outineau
Fanzine: Ceux qui mange tous les pogos, Carte-cadeaux de Dieu
Notable former players: Ian Sinclair, Brayden Custworth, Adrian Tremblay-Fillon, Greta Enger
Manager: Calen Reamsey, age 60 Asst. manager: Bryce Graughan, age 39

The club of a large industrial city that fancies itself as more down-to-earth and friendly in contrast to their self-conceived stereotype of people from Outineau. The club's motto "ferai valoir" roughly translates as "put it to good use" though its meaning has several religious and historical layers, such as referencing a famous pre-Revolution battleship and obscure Catholic religious allusions (hence the title of an unauthorized fanzine, "God's gift card"). Among the club legends is Ian Sinclair, who played for Kelssek at six World Cups (37-42) and was the first Kelssekian footballer to play abroad when he signed for A.F.F. in Cafundéu. More recently, the transfer of star full-back Greta Enger is blamed for the club’s fall from title contender to mediocre IFCF-qualification scrapping.

Last season was a pleasant surprise, and fans themselves could hardly believe it when they went on a late run that ended in CSSR missing out on the title by goal difference. Quite far back on goal difference, mind you, and that helps to explain why this club’s mood is so buoyant when in a different context that result could have meant a lot of angst.

Now, can CSSR make this stick? With ten years gone by since the “deux glorieuses” league wins now fading into history, CSSR had just about resigned themselves to the idea that making the Challengers Cup occasionally was the best they could hope for. Now they’re dreaming again. Although the transfer market ambition was certainly on show, with Megan Walker a key defensive addition and excitement at Aneurin Wakering’s DRIBBLES and SKILLZ high, it’s Florian Berkut’s goalscoring form that will be crucial to the team’s success. Charles Linton-Arbour is also gunning for a national team spot and continuing last season’s form will likely see him force himself onto the agenda. “This team is an absolute wild card,” says St-Remy fantuber Marc Boudoin, “they will either be champions or sixth.”

Last five seasons: 2nd, 8th, 10th, 8th, 6th
Players in: Megan Walker (Greenlea Ladies, $2m), Aneurin Wakering (Lotus Park, τ1.1m/$2.5m)
Players out:

Maiya Ovidinjus [GK], age 29 (KSK)
George Nelson [LB], age 27 (EUR)
Joris Elzokari [D C], age 32 (SRS)
Dragan Djejić [D C], age 31 (ZRH)
Wen West* [RB], age 27 (DEL)
Derrick Bosch [DM], age 23 (KSK)
Ludovicus Dagnesses* [AM], age 30 (FFD) C
Andrew Liew [M LR], age 26 (KSK)
Anna Porter [CM/LM], age 34 (CBP)
Anna Krug [AM/FW], age 25 (KSK)
John Vandaele [ST], age 30 (DEL)

Nathan Meeks [GK], age 37 (KSK)
Ovidijus Stubbs [LWB], age 37 (BRE)
Ross St.-Pierre [CB], age 19 (KSK)
Naira Akhatova [CB], age 18 (PYA)
Marius Gunder [D R], age 35 (KSK)
Genzo Tawari [DM], age 32 (HIN)
Sven Gillard [DM/CM], age 33 (NPH)
Sasha Corbeth [CM], age 21 (KSK)
Carthi Oskar [LM], age 24 (NPH)
Ciorstaidh Flegkas [CF], age 27 (KSK)
Alain Germain [ST], age 22 (TFS)
Sean Thompson [FW], age 19 (KSK)
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Football Club of Novonaya
Home ground: Griffin Park (39,200)
Honours: KFL National runners-up: 61
Rivals: NGSA Ulyanof
Fanzine(s): The Grand Gallop
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Notable former players: Anne-Marie Roux
Manager: Ruslan Demetriev

After years of bouncing between second and third division, FC Novonaya enjoyed a rise in attention, attendances, and ambitions after the refurbishment and expansion of their home stadium for the 12th Summer Olympics. The club have been putting in the investment and it’s shown some return in cementing their first-division status. Whether they can do much more is a real question: the ambition is to qualify for IFCF, but things seem to have hit a ceiling, and they’ve ended up torn between trying to step forward and falling into being a develop-and-sell club that takes profit on transfer fees as its prize money.

It’s much debated how much of last season’s debacle was Hannah Wilton’s fault and how much rests on locker room dysfunction, unrealistic expectations, and office politics between member delegates and the executives in the front office. What’s undeniable is how close things got to disaster last season as Novonaya ended up with a terrifyingly close brush with relegation, staying above the line on goal difference. Hannah Wilton got the sack as team couldn’t get a win for love or money, and it was sheer blood and guts survival football as former Kelssek captain Ruslan Demetriev channelled all his energy into the players in his first managerial job.

Demetriev must now accomplish something quite different to get this club moving up the table and back on track with a prospect pipeline. They’ve already lost two quite promising ones - Starcutter and Galloway – who both got big club offers and noped out of this situation for much less than the financial spreadsheets had hoped. On this note it’s a veteran signing that could be the important one, as Joris Elzokari comes in to plug up a leaky defence.

Last five seasons: 17th, 15th, 13th, 11th, 14th
Players in: Joris Elzokari (Outineau, τ0.45m/$1m), Naira Akhatova (Pyazhnyy Futbolni Akademiya, free), Sven Gillard (Newrook City, free), Carthi Oskar (New Oakstone Phoenix, free)
Players out: Carson Hill (retired), Stefan Galloway (Océanic, τ0.9m/$2m), Lor Starcutter (Kirkenes, τ0.45m/$1m), Gregor Lacan (retired)

Megan Woodwell [GK], age 21 (KSK)
Silvi Amathir* [RB], age 20 (SRS)
Ian Paquin [CB], age 19 (KSK)
Anette Faure [CB], age 32 (CMT)
Kaelyn Ianokis [LB], age 23 (KSK)
Aja Achilles* [D R/M RC], age 24 (EFL)
Ashton Moore [M C], age 33 (EUR) C
Abdur Rahmaan Heather [CM], age 28 (EFL)
Anke Waechter [LW], age 22 (VAL)
Artyom Gradovic* [RM], age 28 (SRS)
Oakleigh Carpenter [CF], age 25 (EFL)

Brian Pool [GK], age 32 (KSK)
Erica Perez [GK], age 20 (KSK)
Revan Gotte [LB], age 19 (AHR)
Colm Lumsden [CB], age 17 (KSK)
Richard MacEwan [M C], age 28 (KSK)
Anni Phelps [CM], age 17 (KSK)
Pauline Chupryna [RB/RM], age 24 (KSK)
Mesi Klarlmas [LW], age 24 (CMT)
İlham Kazimov [ST], age 28 (TMR)
Rashid Habeeb [M L], age 28 (HTK)
Joncis Pataiere [M L], age 33 (OAM)
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Hamiltonian Cambria Football Club
Home ground: B.A. Johnston Field (24,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Honours: KFL National Northern (1): 58
Rivals: Kirkenes FC
Fanzines: Dragon's Breath Mints
Notable former players: Dario Tule
Manager: Hannah Wilton [QUE], age 45 Asst. manager: Odveig Wheeler [STL], age 41, Coach: Ren Fang [YZH], age 37

Like its post-industrial home city, Cambria clings to its blue-collar identity as a club even as its present-day reality is globalized, cosmopolitan, and services-oriented, down to the highly foreign coaching staff. And like its city, it has ambitions of proving itself against the bigger clubs while resenting its place in the global football player supply chain as a place where up-and-coming stars come to get final assembly for a few years before being sold on to a bigger, richer team. Such as the one made up of effete big-city folk from Kirkenes. Ugh.

Few begrudge Ryan Potter moving on to Burnaby after just a couple of seasons, and many fans will remember last season’s blistering start and the belief they could really make the Champions League for a lot longer than the late come-down that saw them finish just in the bottom half. New manager Hannah Wilton brings a good reputation and a blemished recent record, so whether she’s an upgrade or a gamble is an ongoing argument that will colour whatever results she gets in this first season. A top-half finish is good, a decent tilt at making the Challengers Cup would be excellent. The SRS pair of Silvi Amathir and Artyom Gradovic both expected to lead the way, making up for the departures of Erik Enerstad, Tomás Guisao and Roksana Koroleva. Expectations are mixed – this is shaping up to be a transition season which could go many ways.

Last five seasons: 11th, 14th, 10th, 13th, 12th
Players in: Silvi Amathir (Sporting Jaglan, τ0.9m/$2m), Revan Gotte (free), Colm Lumsden (youth), Anni Phelps (Kingstown Ath, τ0.25m)
Players out:Russ Jenkins (retired), David McGrath (retired), Tuomas Nordstrom (Matov-Uri, τ0.9m/$2m), Tomás Guisao (Outineau, τ0.7m), Erik Enerstad (Fiana Cove, τ0.9m/$2m)

Kendra Millaerl [GK], age 31 (KSK)
Sêvêr Fâerçâlenh [LB], age 26 (FFD)
Brian Kilcullen [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Bors Warwick [CB], age 30 (NPH)
Hannah Devore [CB/RB], age 33 (CDG)
Nurullah Arslan [CM], age 32 (SRS)
Victor Nyquist [CM], age 32 (VAL) C
Quinten van der Ven* [CM], age 24 (TLI)
Cory Ferguson [RM/CM], age 30 (KSK)
Catheline Matthias* [ST], age 31 (NPH)
Ceferino Audiol* [ST], age 23 (JUE)

Areke Shinra [GK], age 32 (HIN)
Jenas Mariapu [GK], age 23 (KSK/ARI)
Allison Tucker [D LC], age 30 (KSK)
Marietta Tesla [LM/LB/CM], age 32 (HIN)
Patrice Boudreau [D C], age 37 (KSK)
Bleke Durocher [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Michael Cabrallo [D R], age 35 (KSK)
Monica St.-Pierre [RB], age 20 (KSK)
Rodney Bright [D RL], age 28 (KSK)
Lor Starcutter [DM], age 17 (QAD)
Marek Fifield [CM], age 32 (NPH)
Bastian Wolff [LW], age 29 (STL)
Peter Markov [LM/AM], age 19 (KSK)
Sophie Hildebrand [AM/F C], age 31 (KSK)
Solveig Vedmark [ST], age 27 (SVJ)
Darnell Owen [F C], age 34 (KSK)
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Kirkenes Football Club
Home ground: Exhibition Place (38,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Honours: KFL Championship (4): 9, 18, 37, 42; runners-up: 60, 70
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 19
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 14
Rivals: CF Outineau, Burnaby SC, Passerine
Fanzines: Rubber Pellets Digest, Centre of the Universe
Manager: Daniel Archer (NPH), age 54; Assistant manager: Analor Avalor (KOR), age 44

The biggest club in Kelssek’s biggest city, KFC has tended to hover near the top without getting the trophies they so desperately crave. As a study in contradictions it oozes old money and the liberal cosmopolitan outlook of its city, but harbours ultras with links to organized crime known mostly for fascist salutes and indiscriminate thuggery. If there’s one Kelssek club to base the villains of a sports movie for kids on, it’s this one. During the winter months, home matches are played at Waterfront Dome with only the lower tier seats sold.

People won't fail to note that they sacked a trophy-winning manager for a gain in league position of one, but those are just Kirkenes’s endless supply of haters am I right? What matters is finishing above Outineau and Burnaby in the table, for some. Enough of that – the bottom line is that this club always feels far behind in the number of trophies they hypothetically should have.

And to change that, there’s pressure on the manager, of course, but above all on Catheline Matthias, who arrived as the league’s record signing and hasn’t produced that kind of impact in her two years here. As unfair as this is, if she doesn’t move from Team of the Season bench form into Player of the Year-type form, Kirkenes may well decide to cut their losses. New signing Ceferino Audiol is clearly where the club sees the future going, but maybe this competition is just the kick in the butt some players need. Victor Nyquist, too, needs to better shoulder the burden of the captaincy if this team are to meet their expectations of a serious title challenge fans here have heard so much about. On the other hand Quinten van der Ven has been the golden boy of the fans, taking little blame and lots of kudos.

Last five seasons: 4th, 5th, 2nd, 8th, 4th + Cup winner
Players in: Monique St-Pierre (youth), Sêvêr Fâerçâlenh (Occidental Olympique, τ0.22m/$0.5m), Lor Starcutter (Novonaya, τ0.44m/$1m), Peter Markov (youth), Ceferino Audiol (Perce Town, τ1.36m/$3m), Cory Ferguson (Latrobe, τ0.3m/$0.7m)
Players out: Christophe Violette (Mazinaw)

Cassie Mrythe [GK], age 33 (KSK)
Brette Hackett [LB], age 28 (EFL)
Irinia Wassef [CB], age 32 (SRS)
Marc Westond [D C], age 26 (SNL)
Curtis Holman [RB/CB], age 30 (KSK)
Bridget Coombe* [CDM], age 26 (EXT)
Raïf Ducharne [CM], age 33 (KSK) C
Émîróînó Üjíkân* [OM], age 27 (FFD)
Enyinnaya Udegbunam [RW/LW], age 25 (QUE)
Dennon Lewis [FW], age 30 (TKT)
Zizi Britton* [ST], age 29 (NPH)

Alison Troczynski [GK], age 21 (KSK)
Iroha Irei [GK], age 32 (HIN)
Karon Murell [LB], age 20 (MRT)
Taylor Stasiak [LB], age 25 (KSK)
Emma Henderson [RB], age 26 (PFA)
Cormac Ó Conneely [RB], age 33 (KSK)
Nicole Boudrias [RB], age 26 (KSK)
Hela Isarghie [LB/LM], age 34 (SAJ)
Neil Ferry [CM], age 19 (KSK)
Kieran McCurdy [CM], age 19 (KSK)
Christine Hill [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Dominic Lee [LM], age 30 (KSK)
Chike Obident [RW/AM], age 18 (KSK)
Lubruose Prape [LM], age 32 (TIO)
Erland Stromby [ST], age 34 (SVJ)
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Latrobe Athletic and Football Club
Home ground: Macquarie Docklands (55,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Clayquot City
Honours:IFCF Champions League runners-up: 10
IFCF Challengers Cup runners-up: 6
KFL Championship (7): 2, 14, 21, 24, 34, 53, 69; runners-up: 55, 64, 65
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 4, runners-up: 12
Fanzines: That's Not the Try Line, Jamie Toohey's Pension Plan
Notable ex-players: Ruslan Demetriev, Aleksander Lukonov, Raïf Ducharne
Manager: Warner Dranz (Image NPH, age 63); Assistant manager: Azmi (Image SHT, age 45)

The soccer section of a multi-football club which also has a successful rugby union team. Indeed, many people who are primarily rugby fans do come to the soccer matches and vice versa. Fans of Latrobe’s 11-player round ball on grass team have gotten used to having high hopes dashed and turned into another slow march to 5th or 6th place, followed by promises that next year will bring a glorious future. That did, actually, nearly come true as they made the final of the Challengers Cup to become the first Kelssek club to get to a major international final, only to be swatted aside by SRS outfit Yassaca. Then they made the final of the Champions League and got swatted aside by Fontvielle Impact. Long known as Latrobe AFC, the club made an identity tweak (in KFL65) to use only the first letter of the rest of its name.

They're all in with Warner Dranz, but for how long if they miss the IFCF places again? No one player can be held responsible for the shocker of the start to last season, however, defensive errors and miscommunications were a serious problem all last year. Bridget Coombe was a real liability to start but they kept faith and she markedly improved towards the end of the season. Up front, if Zizi Britton is going to show her quality in this league, it's gotta be now or never. Several issues have been addressed through the transfer market: competition for the number one shirt after Iroha Irei’s not very good time last year, a better left-back, should make the defence less leaky and error-prone. More trouble there and blame will likely shift to the coaching staff.

Last five seasons: 7th, 4th, 1st, 7th
Players in: Cassie Mrythe (Star of Confederation, τ0.5m), Brette Hackett (Barossia Utd, τ0.9m/$2m), Kieran McCurdy (youth), Chike Obident (youth)
Players out: Christophe Violette (Kirkenes, τ0.4m/$0.9m), Damien Holloway (retired)

Slaven Bajalica* [GK], age 27 (KSK/FFD)
Laura Adler [RB], age 22 (VAL)
Sahwen Chao [CB/LB], age 22 (SNL)
Julian Hendrick [D C], age 31 (KSK) C
Kristie Fortnier [LB/CB], age 33 (CDG)
Clodio Noya [DMC], age 29 (TEQ)
Kyra Mijancas [CM], age 21 (MRT)
Klaus Larsson [OM], age 30 (FFD)
Alice Sauvage* [MF], age 23 (QAD)
Danil Lanziego* [AM/CF], age 24 (AUD)
Larissa Wijk [ST], age 33 (COR)

Doug Magennis [GK], age 33 (KSK)
Max Loganach [LB/RB], age 27 (KSK)
Bertrand Paré [D RC], age 30 (KSK)
Natalia Konarik [CB/LB], age 22 (KSK)
Ronnie Burton [M R], age 35 (KSK)
Ewan Vespertine [CM], age 19 (CEN)
Jordan Normand [AM C], age 31 (KSK)
Pherem Mutsuga [M L], age 33 (HIN)
Padraig Sielski [LM], age 18 (KSK)
Sandrine McLeod [LW], age 22 (KSK)
Amber Docherty [RM/RW], age 32 (KSK)
Christophe Violette [AM/F C], age 29 (KSK)
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Mazinaw Vanorian Football Club
Home ground: Crowchilds (18,100)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Strathcona Internationals
Honours: Patriotes Cup (1): 19; runners-up: 66
KFL National South (1): 59
KFL National runners-up: 68
Fanzines: Tricky Trees
Manager: Tomás Fierro, age 40 [CEN/KSK]

There is no evidence of any historical link between Valanora and this club in the high plains city of Mazinaw. This club’s name instead certainly reflects the long-time popularity of that country’s league and national team among fans in Kelssek in the era when football was a niche sport and real fans watched the games on satellite from Atlantian Oceania. Vanorian climbed into the top flight around the same time as their provincial rivals Strathcona, but their fortunes have diverged somewhat as Mazinaw haven’t been able to crack the top tier and settled into a groove as a mid-table talent farm, while blacking out that recent year they got relegated from their collective memories.

It can be a gamble when you bring in a lot of new players and changing out three new first team players seemed to have an impact last season – in the wrong way, as Mazinaw slumped towards the relegation zone and Davis Quintin got the sack halfway through the season. After all that a familiar name returns to the club as former player Tomás Fierro comes in to take the reins. While it’s his first manager job, fans will hope something has rubbed off from his successful spell as the assistant at Shearwater. It’ll be his task to instill squad cohesion and get this motley crew working together, all after losing a key defensive asset when Kira Dormann moved on. The exciting part of this team is its young talent, with Alice Sauvage and Danil Lanziego coming into their own as first team players being one bright spot of last season.

Last five seasons: 14th, 13th, 12th + Cup winner, 2nd (Nat'l), 18th
Players in: Amber Docherty (AC Olarria, undisclosed), Sahwen Chao (Chromia Central College Univ., free), Christophe Violette (Kirkenes, free)
Players out: Cassie Silverton (retired), Kira Dormann (Kingsbury Utd τ2.7m/$6m)

Michael Sveyn [GK], age 29 (KRY)
Zaur-Luka Igorić* [RB], age 29 (ZRH)
Timo Thomsen [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Norue Busokhu [CB], age 31 (TIO)
Lance Atkinson [D L], age 30 (KSK)
Kiera Weiram [M C], age 38 (MRN) C
Stefan Galloway [CM], age 24 (NPH)
Zilar Galharretborde* [RM], age 32 (ASG)
Sara Violette [LW], age 26 (KSK)
Denis Sjavopalov [ST], age 25 (SVJ)
Roksana Koroleva* [ST], age 25 (CMT)

Scotia MacDonald [GK], age 31 (KSK)
Putu Satria Wibawa [CB], age 18 (PCU)
Jacques Peele [RB/CB], age 34 (KSK)
Ella Moore [LM], age 24 (KSK)
Kathy Eowins [DM C], age 34 (KSK)
Tyrone Russell [M C], age 35 (KSK)
Tyler Hodgson [LM], age 27 (PFA)
Oskari Yamamoto [LM], age 19 (KSK)
Fioniann Baalbaki [RM], age 29 (KSK)
Stéphanie Desharnais [RW], age 23 (KSK)
Jourdain Dupuis [F C], age 32 (KSK)
Chevalier Bay [AMF], age 29 (EFL)
Wang Yuan [ST], age 33 (CMT)
James Kagawa [ST], age 18 (KSK)
Cory Browning [F C], age 35 (KSK)
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Océanic club de football Langlois
Home ground: Stade de la Pacifique (34,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Main rivals: CF Saint-Richard, CF Outineau
Honours: KFL Championship (8): 5, 11, 17, 19, 30, 56, 57, 66; runners-up: 49, 71
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 2, 15; runners-up: 13
Fanzines: Coach-marde, Aux larmes salés
Manager: Danny Flint, age 58 (Image VLD) Asst. manager

The oldest club in the KFL, and claims to be the oldest football club in the federation. Pioneered a fluid tactical style that has been highly influential in the sport’s tactical development within the country, leading to an emphasis on players with versatility and a range of skills rather than specialization. Their stadium is also one of the most scenic in the country. All in all a grand old club to play for and a grand old club to see, if you know your history.

Something has seemed to click with this group in the last two years; having been written off as challengers they're now back into the title conversation and have shown transfer market ambition to match that. With some support around Kiera Weiram in the midfield and a deeper squad, the hope is real that this could be a championship window opening up for Océanic. Zaur-Luka Igorić had an excellent first season in the league and will clearly be a big part of any charge they can mount this year. Roksana Koroleva is experienced in the KFL and should be an upgrade at striker, and likewise Stefan Galloway is expected to hit the ground running. Consider them title favourites by a nose.

Last five seasons: 3rd, 2nd, 9th, 7th, 4th
Players in: Putu Satria Wibawa (Teruna Titih, free), Stefan Galloway (Novonaya, τ0.9m/$2m), Roksana Koroleva (Hamiltonian τ1.8m/$4m), Denis Sjavopalov (CASK Thorsborg τ0.45m/$1m)
Players out: Kyshoen Nagy (contract expiry), Cory Browning (retired), Tyrone Russell (Union Lachaîne, free), Huseyn Turunc (Colwynian Vale), Puxjodaskar Lohánares (La Nueva Avenida, undisclosed)

Rhys le Besco [GK], age 25 (MRT)
Alain-Elric Sauve [LB], age 21 (KSK)
Jean-Phillippe Auiloquet [CB], age 34 (KSK)
Afrim Degirmen [CB], age 30 (SRS)
Emmett Thackary [D R], age 32 (KSK)
János rue Belois [RM/LM], age 28 (KSK/FFD)
Götz Makatsch* [CM/AM], age 28 (VAL)
Drystan Tudor* [CM/AM], age 26 (DEL)
Molly Taylor [LWB/LW], age 24 (EUR)
Pierre van der Winkel [AM], age 24 (KSK)
Vanda Gerô* [ST], age 30 (PAS)

Thimiscles Seanclair [GK], age 33 (YSP)
Nicolas Michel [D LC], age 29 (KSK)
Sonya Lau [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Errol Tellier [CB], age 19 (KSK)
Melanie Fowler [D RC], age 29 (KSK)
Ashley Douglass [D/WB R], age 36 (KSK)
Tobert Usher [RB], age 22 (KSK)
Calum Kirkpatrick [M LC], age 31 (AUD)
Gilles Bray [M C], age 26 (KSK)
Mint Leaf [RW/AM], age 27 (CRY)
Tomás Guisao [RW], age 28 (KSK/FFD)
Saori Takahata [AM/F C], age 32 (HIN)
Ego Giles [LW/RW], age 29 (TKT)
Scott Davies [F C], age 36 (KSK)
Radomir Primakov [F C], age 31 (PDN)
Phillippe Lavoie [ST], age 20 (KSK)
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Club de football Outineau
Home ground: Stade Olympique (58,600)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Rivals: Kirkenes FC, Les Castors, Langlois Océanic, CS Saint-Rémy
Honours: KFL Championship (9): 12, 15, 27, 33, 41, 50, 60, 63, 67; runners-up: 59
Coupe des Patriotes (4): 5, 13, 16, 17; runners-up: 21
Ad'ihan Challenge Trophy (1): 18
Notable former players: Blake McDonagh, Gabriel Lapierre, James McDonald, Loïc Maçon-Petrault, Brigitte Coppinger, Adam Corvin
Fan channels: Tourtière congelé, Ignoble, Latte-Sipping Cock Muncher's Quarterly
Manager: Romain Dupuis, age 55 Coaches: Jean-Marc Arndeau, age 40; Sean Clarke, age 39

One of Kelssek football’s traditional powers, they hold the record for the most Patriotes Cup wins. The club’s Anglian fanzine references an infamous hot-mic incident when a KBC pundit dismissed the passion of the club’s supporters with a colourful reference to the city’s pretentious coffee preferences and social liberalism. A big part of the matchday experience is the singing and banners of its long-standing supporters group Les Ignobles.

An indifferent season ended with defeat in the Coupe des Patriotes final, and the choice seems to have been to rebuild from within. The club's reached into its well-stocked youth ranks as well and there could be some fireworks as the kids seize their chance in the spotlight. It’s been a while since Outineau were in the championship conversation, however, and that’s not a state of affairs fans are pleased with. Rumblings are starting that something more needs to change for the club to seriously challenge for titles, and Romain Dupuis could be under pressure if league position isn’t promising by the first third or so of the season.

Last 5 seasons: 5th, 6th, 3rd, 4th + Cup winners, 5th
Players in: Errol Tellier (Lachaîne, 0.25m), Tomás Guisao (Hamiltonian, τ0.44m/$1m)
Players out: Joris Elzokari (Novonaya)

Malone Newport [GK], age 33 (GTK)
Lewis Brockton* [D LR], age 29 (KSK)
Justine Bixby [D C], age 32 (KSK)
Sang-Hun Noel [DF], age 24 (QAD)
Sandy Fisher [LB], age 21 (KSK)
Roy Jenkins [M C], age 31 (KSK) C
Ronin Otero [CM], age 19 (QAD)
Markus Oyvind* [AM C], age 29 (KSK)
Xaviér Lacroix [LM], age 30 (KSK)
Luca Jenmarsh [M R], age 31 (KSK)
Zoé Goh-Lemaire* [ST], age 22 (KSK)

Luke Thomas [GK], age 36 (KSK)
Nathaniel Williams [GK], age 23 (KSK)
Alberta Turok [D C], age 34 (KSK)
Josie Hoster [D R], age 32 (KSK)
Jaya Hadi Gunawan [RB], age 17 (PCU)
Risteárd McGregers [MF], age 25 (EQS)
Eire St.-Pierre [CM], age 17 (KSK)
Angéline Ibanez [LM], age 20 (KSK)
Kimiko Koizumi [M RLC], age 33 (HIN)
Cameron Lewis [M C], age 34 (KSK)
Gabriel Davies [F C], age 34 (KSK)
Wiktor Nebojsa Dassow [C/AM], age 35 (ZRH)
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Passerine Football Club
Home ground: Portedowns Park (26,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Kirkenes FC
Honours: KFL National (3): 60, 66, 68
Fanzine(s): Abusive Tweeting
Manager: Brigitte Coppinger (NPH), age 43

Formed by a merger between two northern Kirkenes clubs after the bigger one which once finished in the top three went into administration after a cunning plan to launch the club to the moon ended up with a month of gate receipts put into what turned out to be a cryptocurrency scam. Has fashioned itself into a club for those who like to sip an IPA from a plastic cup at the football and don't mind finishing tenth being considered an accomplishment. Hey, it's better than getting relegated or being one of those mainstream Kirkenes supporters.

The highlight of last season was a 2-0 home win against Burnaby, and not getting relegation. In her two years at the helm Brigitte Coppinger has not worked any miracles but she’s got the club cruising along consistently without too many relegation worries – beating the teams they should, drawing the teams they’re scrapping with for league position, but also losing to the teams expected to beat Passerine (which is most of them). Lots of eyes are on Ronin Otero and Zoé Goh-Lemaire’s development, which has the potential to power the club to something more.

Last five seasons: 16th, 16th, 16th, 1st (National), 20th
Players in: Jaya Hadi Gunawan (Pemuda Balun, free), Eire Saint-Pierre (youth), Markus Oyvind (Burnaby, τ0.5m)
Players out: Nolan Ewing (Bearden, τ0.44m/$1m)

Cathal Gallagher [GK], age 35 (KSK)
Tzevaada Muur [D L], age 33 (MRN)
Martín Ferrari [CB], age 24 (VLD)
Nikolai Seabury [DF], age 30 (KSK)
Kurispin Moloses [RB], age 25 (KSK/FFD)
Cory Grossman [M C], age 31 (KSK)
Aaron Lyybeck [AM C], age 25 (KSK)
Xena Allste* [RM/RW], age 29 (CMT)
Manda Iara* [LM], age 29 (CMT)
Tatjana Pistor [F C], age 30 (KSK)
Larissa Campanella* [FW], age 28 (VLD)

Denise Witt [GK], age 29 (KSK)
Kardos Szûcs [GK], age 19 (PAS)
Shane Reilly [D L], age 33 (KSK)
Sarah Pritchard [CB], age 17 (KSK)
Alexandre von Mertens [D C], age 32 (KSK)
Russell McDougal [D R], age 28 (KSK)
Rémond Leste [D/M C], age 31 (KSK)
Coalan O'Reilly [AM C], age 33 (MUR)
Kai Fukushima [M R], age 31 (KSK)
Claire Glass [ST], age 20 (KSK)
Timurdogan Yerli [MC/AMC], age 32 (TMR)
Brandon Soinen [ST], age 20 (KSK)
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Shearwater Football Club
Home ground: Kingswharf (40,500)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Rivals: Port City, Langlois Océanic
Fanzines: Southwest Stand Dispatch, Yellow Brick Road
Honours: IFCF Champions League (1): 11
KFL Championship (4): 36, 40, 70, 71; runners up: 69
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 21
Notable former players: Shaheen Taleb, Karen, Damien Halliger, Loisé Camserhe, Tara Kreidel, Brion Steinno
Manager: Olaf Jurtanen, age 50 (SVJ); Asst. manager: Tyler Shrub, age 38 (KSK)

Founded as a sports club for the personnel of a Kelssek Navy base, the club no longer has formal links to the military but does reference this history the club crest’s resemblance to a ship’s badge. Quietly built itself into a top-three powerhouse under the management of Ryan Potter, but didn’t win anything until they sacked him and brought in Olaf Jurtanen, who won two league titles, the Patriotes Cup, and the IFCF Champions League.

Fans were stunned by the departure of Tara Kriedel. Candles were lit and a vigil held at Kingswharf, which was slightly disturbing in the sense that they were mourning a player's transfer and she was definitely still alive, and already massive recriminations are underway. Including some who whisper of a "Greta Enger moment" that marked CS Saint-Remy's fall from title contenders to prolonged mid-table muddling, and the implication that Shearwater are headed for the same fate with the loss of a player who defined this period of success and was expected to take up the captaincy with Brion Steinno's departure. Transfer activity has got everyone’s heads spinning with Eamon Breault and Peter Marsh also moving on to more lucrative things, exchanged for big money imports from Valladares. Where does it all go from here?

Last five seasons: 9th + Cup winners, 1st, 1st + CL winners, 2nd, 3rd
Players in: Sarah Pritchard (youth), Larissa Campanell (Edmonton Utd Women, τ1.3m/$3m), Brandon Soinen (youth), Martin Ferrari (Nord Energie τ1.5m/$3.4m), Alexandre von Mertens (St-Richard, free)
Players out: Tara Kriedel (Starksville Coastal, τ1m/$2.6m), Brion Steinno (contract expiry), Eamon Breault (Olympique Chuckio, τ/$5.5m), Peter Marsh (Algolia, τ0.9m/$2m)

Derrick Gleiss [GK], age 31 (KSK)
Justin Gollander [RB], age 24 (KSK)
Madison Derry [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Brad Brunelle [D C], age 35 (KSK)
Damon Krause* [LB], age 28 (KSK)
Jeaic Jones-Jordan [M C], age 28 (KSK)
Estelle Melde* [CM/AM], age 26 (KSK) C
Brigitte Quattrochi [RW], age 23 (KSK)
Marie Smyth [LW], age 25 (KSK)
Declan McCarran* [AM/FW], age 29 (KSK)
Garrett Burke [ST], age 36 (NOV)

Miles Boeten [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Eamag Orgg [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Eira Kilcullen [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Jasmine Serdyuk [D RL], age 32 (KSK)
Vincent Laurier [DM C], age 33 (KSK)
Kristian Mashtian [M C], age 35 (KSK)
Alexandra Provencher [RM/LM], age 30 (KSK)
Leslie Mac an Fhilidh [M R], age 34 (KSK)
Sean Mac an Tòisich [LM], age 22 (KSK)
Rory Brown [AM/CF], age 26 (KSK)
Siobhan Loudain [AM C], age 31 (KSK)
Elenydd Lemay [ST], age 25 (KSK)
Grujwal Singh [F C], age 33 (KSK)
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St. David Wanderers
Home ground: Doecross Meadow (11,300)
Honours: KFL Association (1): 60
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★ / Youth system ★ / Youth recruitment ★
Rivals: Wynleth Flyers
Manager: Trevor Bellamy, age 55

Representing a small, historic city in central Noua Cymru, a part of the country where rolling moors, ruined castles, frigid winters, and hockey players are what come to mind before “competent soccer team”. The central Noua Cymru derby against Wynleth is nascent as these teams have rarely been in the first division at the same time, but they’re both sort of the same stature and always keen to get one over the other.

Promoted as playoffs winners, and already tipped to go straight back down, which is a standard pattern if you look at their history. St. David is a club that counts just being here as a success, and quite simply only a precious, optimistic few believe they have the level of footballing ability, squad depth, cohesion, tactical leadership, or really any outstanding factor that would give them a chance of survival. An opportunity for youngsters like Quattrochi and Melde to put themselves in the limelight for a move to bigger clubs.

Last five seasons: 4th (Natl), 12th (Natl), 3rd (Natl), 20th, 13th
Players in: Kristian Mashtian (St-Rémy, free)
Players out: none

Mavrik Rowland [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Patrice Morin [D LR], age 25 (KSK)
Cedella Verlander* [CB], age 35 (NPH)
Kenzo Harrison* [CB], age 24 (SNL)
Aaron Dupuis [RB], age 21 (KSK)
Anne-Marie Lamoureaux [M C], age 28 (KSK) C
Olivier Lee [CM], age 20 (KSK)
Kaiden Pépin* [CM], age 21 (KSK)
Lourence Henin-Sauvé* [LW/CF], age 24 (KSK)
Antonina Kazankova [RM], age 18 (PYA)
Théo Esposito [CF], age 20 (KSK)

Jeanne Makarniz [GK], age 20 (KSK)
Alisse Duclair [CB/DM], age 24 (KSK)
Myriam Yang [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Maxime Bearnon-Sappeur [D C], age 35 (KSK)
Yara Mearns [LB/LM], age 29 (KSK)
Jason McGwire [D/M L], age 29 (KSK)
Mortéza Fadel [DM C], age 35 (KSK)
Timothée Boisvert [CM], age 18 (KSK)
Louise Tremblay [M C], age 32 (KSK)
Noah-Elliot Robins [LM], age 20 (KSK)
Juan Marc Valdéz [F C], age 30 (KSK)
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Club de football Saint-Richard
Home ground: Stade Michel-Beaulieu (19,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Honours: KFL Championship (1): 35
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 9
Rivals: Langlois Océanic
Fanzines: Moules frites
Manager: Jonathan Dubois, age 40

Les Navigateurs pride themselves on the ethos of being close to the community, and a squad primarily made up of gars de chez nous, youth players from the local area who came up through its academy. For a long time they were solid mid-table mainstays, but it just takes a bad year or two and they suffered the indignity of a shock relegation. And it came at the hands of their derby rivals Océanic on the final day of season 70. The sentimental second-favourite club of many.

Determined to come straight back from the National, they failed at the first attempt, first being squeezed out of the runner-up spot, then getting upset in the playoffs that everyone expected them to cruise through. That prompted a reshuffle (some call it a purge) of the coaching staff with former player and then-U23s head coach Jonathan Dubois promoted to lead the first team, which the players, some of them former teammates, responded to pretty well though it was a disappointment not to win the second division. So it’s been a bruising couple of years, but fans are claiming that adversity builds character and praise the guts of a new generation they expect to grow onto the stage of the top division. That’s still to be seen, but bringing in Nepharim veteran Cedella Verlander was a coup that’s expected to help the team tremendously on and off the grass. The club’s expectation is to re-establish their place in the top flight, but as the travails of similar clubs that have fallen into yo-yo status in recent years, the competition is more intense now and nothing can be taken for granted.

Last five seasons: 2nd (Natl), 3rd (Natl), 18th, 10th, 12th
Players in: Myriam Yang (Lachaîne, τ0.1m), Jason McGwire (Burnaby, free), Cedella Verlander (Aries Chariots, free), Olivier Lee (youth), Antonina Kazankova (Pyazhnyy Futbolni Akademiya), Théo Esposito (CF Outineau academy), Kenzo Harrison (Port Rhovanyon, τ0.44m/$1m)
Players out: Alexandre von Mertens (contract expiry)

Marcus Aureleus [GK], age 30 (CMT)
Artem Baldov [RB], age 25 (KSK)
Oregon Lévesque [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Karina Wilkinson [CB], age 26 (HAN)
Theo Capella [LB], age 30 (CAD)
Benoný Ísarrsson* [DM], age 28 (GRF)
Celestino Dutto [CM], age 27 (SVG)
Girolamo Alcides* [CM], age 28 (MRC) C
Amandine Radjen [RW], age 32 (KSK)
Lara Crist [LM], age 29 (CMT)
Lyall Murphy* [LW/ST], age 33 (SCT/QUE)

Behai Griffin [RB], age 18 (CMT)
Garrett O'Shea [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Lucy Elton [LB], age 32 (KSK)
Rhys Remillard [LB], age 17 (KSK
Antony Hangman [CB], age 24 (NPH)
Alex Domingue [CM], age 37 (KSK)
Jonathan Vauhkonen [CM], age 32 (KSK)
Irfan Hakemi [CM/AM], age 26 (KSK)
Errol Lìos [AM], age 19 (KSK)
Eowyn Jones [RW], age 34 (KSK)
Drî Tòr [F C], age 25 (KSK/FFD)
Joseph Denham [AM RC], age 29 (KSK)
Vincent Price [F C], age 32 (KSK)
Jan Kabanov [ST], age 18 (KSK)
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Star of Confederation
Home ground: The Domain (22,565)
Honours: KFL National runners-up: 66
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★ / Youth recruitment ★
Fanzine(s): Das Kapital

The club from the federal capital Neorvins is a relatively recent entrant to the top flight and much of this has been a result of adopting a highly professional sporting and performance staff as well as smart scouting of players. While many residents of the capital move there from elsewhere with existing allegiances to clubs in the bigger sports of rugby and ice hockey, these are less entrenched in football so S.O.C. thinks it can work hard to win over new fans.

Under Hannah Wilton’s leadership, almost everyone associated with the club was pleased to have cemented their presence in the top flight. Now that she’s left for greener pastures, where can they go from here is the big question. Gary Allard has been hired and has some experience with overperforming at Mazinaw – ignore that he was later sacked for getting them relegated. Captain Cassie Myrthe has also moved on, passing the leadership task to Mercedinian veteran Girolamo Alcides.

Manager: Gary Allard, age 49
Last four seasons: 13th, 15th, 16th, 2nd (Natl)
Players in: Antony Hangman (Newrook City, free), Rhys Remillard (youth)
Players out: Cassie Mrythe (Latrobe, τ0.35m/$1m)
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Ellen Underwood [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Waleeda Hollis-Park [D R], age 28 (EFL)
Trifonas Tolakis [CB], age 28 (VDR)
Honorio Menez* [CB], age 22 (MRT)
Efra Soke [LB], age 30 (FFD)
Jonathan Berton-Fleury [M C], age 34 (KSK)
Nadia Khourian [RM/CM], age 22 (KSK)
Doner Grrhonomó [AM C], age 28 (KSK/FFD)
Lynne Crossley* [RW], age 25 (TMB) C
Chung Seo-Yeon [LW/CF/ST], age 31 (HIN)
Preston Treadwell* [ST], age 28 (CDG)

Joe Schlosser [GK], age 34 (KSK)
Kelsey Lore [D RC], age 29 (KSK)
Astrid Lodgen [D LR], age 33 (KSK)
Carey Mason [D L], age 35 (KSK)
Chris Stevens [D C], age 36 (ETN)
Emma Beaudry [RCB], age 24 (CDG)
Rhys Dadit [M C], age 31 (KSK)
Stéphanie Wang [CM], age 19 (KSK)
Laura Millclef [AM/F C], age 32 (KSK)
Amy Freeman [CF], age 19 (EUR)
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Strathcona Internationals
Home ground: Bowreach (34,900)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Mazinaw Vanorian
Honours: KFL Championship (2): 59, 72; runners-up: 68
Patriotes Cup (1): 12; Runners-up: 7, 16
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 11/KFL66; Runners-up: 12
KFL National South (1): 53
Notable former players: Bratislav Rukavina, Bryan Hartpoach, Laurel Tinker-Witt
Fanzines: To the Ends of the Earth, Mosh Pit of the Bourgeoisie

Based in Vickery, the capital of Conryia, the club was founded by a group of expatriate workers to enter the Conryia Provincial Cup and city-level competitions, taking the name of the industrial quarter south of central Vickery which, today, is highly gentrified with the factories and warehouses converted to loft apartments. Strathcona are sometimes nicknamed "The Globalists", originally a piss-take by fans of other clubs. This dates to the club's first-ever league title win in KFL season 60, the year after UICA's collapse. Although expecting to take part in the Dwile Invitational the paperwork was allegedly lost and the club were thus denied the opportunity to play in international competition. The club president subsequently complained that Football Kelssek and international authorities were in a conspiracy against Strathcona, and rival fans have never let them forget it.

Flush with the triumph of delivering Strathcona its second league title, manager François Saint-Louis moves on to the Kelssek job and some key players opted to leave on a high note. Niall Jenkins brings a lot of positive expectations from his record with Torbay but he has his work cut out to rebuild a squad marked by departures that's already had fans muttering that winning the league could be a terrible blow for the club. With key winger Hartpoach (outgoing transfer record) and talismanic striker Rukavina (RCU omg) departing at the same time, there is little expectation of a successful title defence. But Testículos-laureate Lynne Crossley is still around, and together with Preston Treadwell they will be vital to keeping the ship steady and are surely the players to rebuild around. They should still be in the fight for IFCF spots. Euran teenager Amy Freeman also arrives with a lot of buzz over her potential.

Manager: Niall Jenkins, age 59, Asst. manager: Davis Quintin, age 49, Coaches: Laurel Tinker-Witt (ZWZ)
Last five seasons: 1st, 4th, 5th, 3rd, 2nd
Players in: Emma Beaudry (Arrowsmith, τ0.81m/$1.8m), Amy Freeman (Carsby τ0.9m/$2m)
Players out: Bryan Hartpoach (τ3.2m/$7m), Bratislav Rukavina (Raynor City Utd, τ0.9m/$2m), Nene Shibata (Torbay, free)

Vladimir Perunovic [GK], age 28 (KSK/FFD)
Kevin Taylor [LB], age 26 (TKT)
Nediljko Brajković [CB], age 23 (PAS)
Nene Shibata [D C], age 33 (HIN)
Sorcha Cleeves [RB], age 19 (KSK)
Jeremy Carey* [M RC], age 26 (EUR) C
Adam Callaghan [M C], age 32 (KSK)
David Geoffrion* [CM], age 25 (OAM)
HUANG Han [LWB/LW], age 22 (YZH)
Armin Station [AM], age 25 (QAD)
Neil Murphy* [CF], age 33 (KRY)

Eamon Mac Dùbhghlas [GK], age 18 (KSK)
Hildur Eiríksdóttir [GK], age 38 (KSK)
Carey Mason [D L], age 35 (KSK)
Jura Weiss-Mescat [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Harold Archer [D R], age 29 (KSK)
Alejandra Younes [DM/CM], age 23 (KSK)
Gregor MacLean [M R], age 35 (KSK)
Yohan Millar [RM], age 37 (EFL)
Vanessa Weger [AM], age 22 (KSK)
Lionel an Deòir [FW], age 19 (KSK)
Nayla Culloch [CF], age 19 (KSK)
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Torbay Thunder
Home stadium: Armidale Plain (10,300)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★
Fanzine(s): (Thor Pun Here)
Honours: KFL National (1): 61
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 17/KFL72
Notable former players: Dan Antoninsson

Niall Jenkins departs as a legend for getting them into single-digit league positions and winning a real live international trophy. Torbay are about to find out just how much they will miss him at the helm and it probably won’t be pretty. That’s with all due respect to Everfree Forest legend Blake McDonagh, at one time the only right-midfielder in Kelssek, who is in for a trial by fire in his first top flight managerial gig with a cobbled-together coaching staff. With Eoin Bream moving to greener pastures the defence looks particularly vulnerable – or this could be Brajković’s chance to step up.

Manager: Blake McDonagh, age 44, Player-coach: Hildur Eiríksdóttir
Last five seasons: 11th + VCI winners, 9th, 7th, 8th, 4th (Nat'l)
Players in: Nene Shibata (Strathcona, free), Jura Weiss-Mescat (Union Lachaîne, τ0.2m), Huang Han (Olympic Nangang, τ0.45m/$1m), Sorcha Cleeves (Latrobe academy, free), Alejandra Younes (West Haligonia Spartan, τ0.2m), Nayla Culloch (Saintsport, τ0.25m)
Players out: Sakari Cantù (Southfell Utd, τ0.9m/$2m), Eoin Bream (Revolutionaries τ2.3m/$5m), Blake Carter (retired), Taylor Alfred (retired), Alisen Mitrovic (retired)

Donnach Ó Ceanndubháin [GK], age 33 (KSK)
Madison Garneau [RB], age 30 (KSK)
Cathy Payne [CB], age 33 (KSK)
Brayden Welland [D C], age 35 (KSK)
Seosamh Mac Ceallach [LB], age 26 (KSK)
Roland Shields [DM], age 29 (KSK)
Rónán Mac Murchú* [CM], age 31 (KSK)
Andrew Everingham* [LW], age 23 (TKT)
Diego Ortega [RM], age 22 (TFS)
Carrie Buchanan [AM], age 30 (KSK) C
Tom Sloan* [ST], age 26 (SNL)

Ross Soderling [GK], age 24 (KSK)
Guilliame Rocchi [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Jonathan Spencer [LB], age 26 (KSK)
Lucas Baird [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Brian Spalding [DM], age 19 (KSK)
Jack Samuelson [RM], age 27 (KSK)
Conan Batori [RM], age 24 (KSK)
Cúan Ó Corráin [LM], age 27 (KSK)
Karen Peterson [AM], age 35 (KSK)
Ciorstaidh Pinard [FW], age 19 (KSK)
Dylan Corbeth [FW], age 32 (KSK)
Nathan Brunn [FW], age 32 (KSK)

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Wynleth Flyers
Home stadium: Cathysceau (cap. 16,300)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Fanzine(s): Plastic Cup Report
Honours: KFL National (1): 70, runners-up: 67
Rivals: St. David, Kawarthas
Notable former players: Colm Ó Tuathail

A club originally founded by the assorted personnel of the city’s air force base. Located in Noua Cymru’s ancient capital Wynleth-an-Glyndwr, a picturesque historic city of Gothic spires, civil servants, and harried university students. Recently the butt of jokes when a report revealed they were the country’s professional club with the highest average number of fans arrested for public drunkenness at matches. While rugby is certainly the preferred sport and playing with round balls is regarded with suspicion and disdain (“tis ‘gainst nature tae know how t’ ball shall bounce”), probably Wynleth’s main claim to sporting fame is that it was the early training ground of arguably Kelssek’s greatest footballer of the current era and current national team captain.

Despite the early sense of fatalism last year, Wynleth outperformed expectations and equalled its league position high-water mark with the help of a Tom Sloan up front and a vintage defensive display from supposedly washed-up Latrobe reject Brayden Welland. Fans hope that a similar step forward can be taken in the midfield with the arrival of Andrew Everingham. In the kind of cultish only-half-joking manner, debate already rages as to how well he compares to the teenager who used to play left wing here and went on to win trophies in Audioslavia and Eura.

Manager: Daffyd Jenkins, age 45
Last five seasons: 15th, 17th, 1st (Nat'l), 18th, 15th
Players in: Brian Spalding (Kawarthas, free), Andrew Everingham (Oriannor Mountaineers, $1.3m)
Players out: none


Transfers in
Player                 Pos   Age  Nat.   From                            To                     Fee
Sêvêr FÂERÇÂLENH LB 26 FFD Occidental Olympic EXT Kirkenes 0.5
HUANG Han LWB/LW 22 YZH Olympic Nangang YZH Torbay Thunder 1
Deni Cowler CM/AM 25 NPH Vermillion Wanderers NPH Burnaby SC 2.5
Stefan Galloway CM 23 NPH FC Novonaya KSK Langlois Océanic 2
Cedella Verlander CB 35 NPH Aries Chariots NPH CF Saint-Richard 0
Lor Starcutter DM 17 QAD FC Novonaya KSK Kirkenes 1
Andrew EVERINGHAM LW 23 TKT Oriannor Mountaineers TKT Wynleth Flyers 1.3
Roksana Koroleva ST 24 CMT Hamiltonian Cambria KSK Langlois Océanic 4
Sahwen CHAO CB/LB 22 SNL Chromia Cent Cge Univ CMT Mazinaw Vanorian 0
Denis SJAVOPALOV ST 25 SVJ CASK Thorsborg SVJ Langlois Océanic 1
Silvi Amathir RB 20 SRS Sporting Jaglan SRS Hamiltonian 2
Rika Abganerova LM 25 SRS Damogran SRS Clayquot City 2
Ceferino AUDIOL ST 23 JUE Perce Town QUE Kirkenes 3
Martín Ferrari CB 24 VLD Nord Energie VLD Shearwater 3.4
Amy Freeman CF 19 EUR Carsby EUR Strathcona Intls 2
Emma Beaudry RCB 24 CDG Arrowsmith EUR Strathcona Intls 1.8
Larissa Campanella FW 28 VLD Edmonton United Women VLD Shearwater 3
Aneurin Wakering RW 22 BRE Lotus Park BRE CS Saint-Rémy 2.5
Kenzo Harrison CB 24 SNL Port Rhovanyon AFC TKT CF Saint-Richard 1
Amber Docherty RM/RW 32 KSK AC Olarria ASG Mazinaw Vanorian 0.5
Antonina Kazankova RM 18 PYA Pyazhnyy Futbolni Ak. PYA CF Saint-Richard free
Naira Akhatova CB 18 PYA Pyazhnyy Futbolni Ak. PYA FC Novonaya free
Putu Satria Wibawa CB 18 PCU Teruna Titih PCU Langlois Océanic free
Jaya Hadi Gunawan RB 17 PCU Pemuda Balun PCU Passerine free
Carthi Oskar LM 24 NPH New Oakstone Phoenix NPH FC Novonaya free
Sven Gillard DM/CM 33 NPH Newrook City NPH FC Novonaya free
Antony Hangman CB 24 NPH Newrook City NPH Confederation free
Revan Gotte LB 19 AHR unaffiliated AHR Hamiltonian n/a
Megan Walker CB 24 CBP Greenlea Ladies CBP CS Saint-Rémy 2.0
Brette Hackett LB 28 EFL Barossia Utd NPH Latrobe Athletic 2.0
Transfers out
Player                  Pos     Age Nat.    From              To                          Fee
Calum Kirkpatrick M LC 30 AUD CF Outineau Burdoc Ridge AUD 1
Eilwen Loew RB/LB 21 KSK Burnaby SC Heart of Saguenay QUE loan
Puxjodaskar Lohánares AM/FW 27 KSK/FFD Langlois Océanic La Nueva Avenida FFD undisc
Celestino Dutto CM 27 SVG Confederation AC Acqui Bollente SVG 2
Ethan Porter LB/LWB 31 MUR Langlois Océanic FF Stennköping CNR 0.5
LIANG Wei ST 26 YZH Saintsport Heath Chardonnay Rangers NPH 1.5
Bratislav Rukavina F C 33 PAS Strathcona Intls Raynor City United VAL 2
Kira Dormann CB 23 QUE Mazinaw Vanorian Kingsbury United TMB 6
Fredrick Coulter CM 26 KSK Passerine Hawthorne United XAN 1.25
Stefan Galloway CM 23 NPH FC Novonaya Langlois Océanic KSK 2
Lor Starcutter DM 17 QAD FC Novonaya Kirkenes KSK 1
Tuomas Nordstrom D R 27 KSK/FFD Hamiltonian VZRH Matov-Uri ZRH 2
Roksana Koroleva ST 24 CMT Hamiltonian Langlois Océanic KSK 4
Phillip Johnson RB 22 KSK Burnaby SC Royal Westpike BRE loan
Erik Enerstad CB 25 KSK Hamiltonian Fiana Cove BRE 2
Bryan Hartpoach LM/RM 28 KSK Strathcona Intls Alnio CMT 7
Eoin Bream D C 26 KSK Torbay Thunder Revolutionaries EUR 5
Robert Rosen D L 28 FVA Langlois Océanic Langmere Green FVA 2
Peter Marsh LM/LW 27 FVA Shearwater Algolia SRS 2
Sakari Cantù RW 27 PFA Torbay Thunder Southfell United NPH 2
Tara Kreidel CB/CM 30 CDG Shearwater Starksville Coastal CDG 2.6
Marie-Louise Boisclair CM 25 KSK CS St-Rémy Darmen City United DAR 1.5
Nolan Ewing CF 30 KSK Passerine Bearden XAN 1
Emma Henderson RB 29 PFA Latrobe Athletic Arboren FC KOR 1.5
Turok van Halen CM/AM 31 HIN Burnaby SC Ipheburn SC KTM 2
Jacques Kalahuai CAM/LW 27 KSK/ARI Ariddienne Norreborg 59 CNR 1.2
Amber Docherty RM/RW 32 KSK AC Olarria Mazinaw Vanorian KSK 0.5
Eamon Breault CM 24 KSK Shearwater Olympique Chuckio DAR 5.5
Neil Lych LB 34 HVY Hamiltonian Heart of Saugenay QUE free



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Romaine Fabricator - @HereWeGo
Puxjodaskar Lohánares to LA NUEVA AVENIDA verbal contact! It’s here we go! #airlinesponsors
Tier Two Official - @TierTwoOfficial
Big sale for Star of Confederation as they have accepted USD 2 million bid for Celestino Dutto. Kelssek thaler has dropped 12% in the last year making transfers interesting :downgraph
Challengers Cup 2nd qualifying round
Amel-Marduk (ADB) 2-1 Outineau
Outineau 4-4 Amel-Marduk (aet, 5-6 agg)
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Romaine Fabricator - @HereWeGo
First incoming transfer to Kelssek, confirmed and signed! Currency crisis no deterrent to KIRKENES as Sêvêr Fâerçâlenh arrives for 500k! Undisclosed higher bid turned down too $$ #bargainz

Champions League 3rd qualifying round
St-Rémy 1-4 CA Paulinthal (PAS)
CA Paulinthal 2-2 St-Rémy (3-6 agg)
Challengers Cup 3rd qualifying round
Nazionale Acqui Bollente (SVG) 1-3 Kirkenes
Kirkenes 0-1 Nazionale Acqui Bollente (3-2 agg)
Tropicorp Super Cup
Torbay Thunder 1–2 Maethoru SC (KOR)

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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
Shearwater fans are at Kingswharf lighting candles tonight after the shock transfer of Tara Kreidel! Fee was too good to turn down, and Tara felt after Patriotes Cup win was good time to move on, says source.
Is this a sign of bigger financial trouble at the club? FOOTBALL BANKRUPT?
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Romaine Fabricator - @HereWeGo
Deni Colwer to BURNABY! Big midfield boost for new manager RYAN POTTER. Here we go!
#Delivery @BuyNMunchin
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Océanic CF - @OcéanicCF
Bienvenue à Langlois, Roksana Koroleva!

Challengers Cup 4th qualifying round
Tropicorp Super Cup
Brinemouth (NPH) 0–0 Torbay Thunder

Dalaris City (PFA) 0-2 St-Rémy
Danvirk (COR) 3-4 Kirkenes

St-Rémy 0-0 Dalaris City (2-0 agg)
Kirkenes 3-1 Danvirk (COR) (7-4 agg)

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Romaine Fabricator - @HereWeGo
Hello Breton, flight arriving from VALLADARES! Martín Ferrari and Larissa Campanella are IN at SHEARWATER! Unveiling set for tomorrow, everything confirmed! @AirKelssek @KelssekPacific @KAS @NorthstarAir
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Romaine Fabricator - @HereWeGo
Huge sale imminent! Strathcona has accepted a 3.2m (USD 7.5m) bid for BRYAN HARTPOACH! Alnio highly rate the winger, personal terms VERY close to signature! @uVendus
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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
LATROBE makes deadline day swoop for BRETTE Hackette! USD 2 million CONFIRMED, medical passed and fax machine going!


Matchweek 1
“And Margerie Pax in good spirits there, as you might expect of a manager who’s taken an away win against the 15-time champions of Kelssek in her first match in charge of Clayquot City, and now we’ve got Ryan Potter downstairs at Stadium Konueira with our Trevor Simond. Trevor?”
“Ryan, first match in charge at Burnaby, no one likes to lose, but to do so with virtually the last kick of the game, was it especially difficult to take?”
RYAN POTTER Manager, Burnaby SC: “For sure it’s only the first match and these players and me are still getting to know each other. We’re working on a lot of things, and getting on the same page and a different way of doing things, all of that you can’t expect everything to be perfect right away. So there was times we weren’t all on the same page, there were misunderstandings and some habits we’re trying to develop aren’t there yet. The goal at the end, it’s a set piece and the principles are not anything fancy or unusual, there’s no excuse for letting a man free in the box. But it’s a learning process, and I know that things will be improving every day, that’s what I expect from the players and no more, no less.”
“On a positive note, good performance from Deni Cowler today it seemed?”
“Yeah, I was happy with what I saw from her. Very good involvement for our second goal. Controlling the midfield and getting the supply to the forwards is what Cowler can do very well, and I’ll be looking to her to keep doing that.”
“Thanks Ryan. Back to the studio...”
St-Richard 0-4 Outineau // Makatsch double deals reality check to Navigateurs
Stade Beaulieu staged its first KFL Championship match in two years and it only served to make clear how big a task CF St-Richard has ahead of it to re-establish themselves as a first division club. It was a full house to greet the visitors from Outineau but the excitement was quickly dampened as St-Richard found themselves badly outclassed and played off the pitch. Götz Makatsch opened the scoring after 42 minutes and it was in the second half that they really put their Challengers Cup elimination behind them...

Saint-Rémy 3–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Torbay Thunder 0–0 Coquitlam United
CF Saint-Richard 0–4 CF Outineau
Star of Confederation 3–3 Kirkenes
Océanic 1–0 Strathcona Intls
ASC Arvika 1–5 Novonaya
Burnaby 2–3 Clayquot City
St. David 2–1 Passerine
Hamiltonian Cambria 1–2 Shearwater
Latrobe Athletic 1–1 Wynleth Flyers


Matchweek 2
Passerine 0–1 Hamiltonian Cambria
Challengers Cup playoff round leg 1
Kirkenes 3-1 RGS Athletic (EFL)
St-Rémy 1-0 Mipojoseon (QUE)

Clayquot City 1–2 St. David
Novonaya 0–4 Burnaby
Strathcona Intls 1–1 ASC Arvika
Kirkenes 3–2 Océanic
CF Outineau 4–0 Star of Confederation
Coquitlam United 2–0 CF Saint-Richard
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–2 Wynleth Flyers
Shearwater 2–1 Latrobe Athletic
Saint-Rémy 5–1 Torbay Thunder


Matchweek 3
Burnaby 2–1 Strathcona Intls
Challengers Cup playoff round leg 2
RGS Athletic 0-2 Kirkenes (1-5 agg)
Mipojoseon 3-0 St-Rémy (3-1 agg)

St. David 0–2 Novonaya
Hamiltonian Cambria 3–2 Clayquot City
Latrobe Athletic 1–0 Passerine
Wynleth Flyers 2–4 Shearwater
Torbay Thunder 2–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
CF Saint-Richard 0–5 Saint-Rémy
Star of Confederation 0–5 Coquitlam United
Océanic 1–3 CF Outineau
ASC Arvika 0–4 Kirkenes


IFCF CHALLENGERS CUP
Matthias on fire as Kirkenes advances
Kirkenes breezed past RGS Athletic and into the group stage of the Challengers Cup as Catheline Matthias made it 6 goals in 5 matches for a blistering start to her season.
Reamsey rues missed chances as St-Rémy eliminated
CS Saint-Rémy’s Challengers Cup run came to a juddering halt as they spurned a 1-0 advantage in an away leg that saw them taken apart by Mipojoseon with two quick goals early in the second half. Florian Berkut will be thinking what might have been as the striker missed an open goal 6 minutes into the match.

Matchweek 4
Burnaby fans hail Potter magic
After getting all the stick after a poor defeat in his opening match, Ryan Potter is now taking the plaudits of the Burnaby faithful as his side made it three wins in a row with an away win against their rivals. Kirkenes were dealt their first defeat as Timothy Sapping and Andreas Bjerk scored in the first half. They looked primed for a comeback – no doubt Daniel Archer delivered a paint-stripping half time talk – when Catheline Matthias scored her fourth goal in four matches. But Kirkenes just weren’t able to build on that and Matthias would have some right to be unhappy with how her teammates struggled to play through Burnaby’s midfield, with Deni Cowler deserving of the player of the match award.

St-Rémy turn on the style as SoC leaks goals again
Florian Berkut hit a hat-trick for St-Rémy as they blitzed Star of Confederation for a 6-2 win to go top of the table. As for the capital club they were left reflecting that Cassie Mrythe would’ve never. It’s not all because of goalkeeping, but Star of Confederation are definitely struggling defensively after their former captain and number one moved to Latrobe, and 11 goals against in two matches is never good. Mrythe was last seen keeping a clean sheet for Latrobe as they beat their provincial rivals in Clayquot. No loyalty, some people.

Strathcona Intls 0–1 St. David
Kirkenes 1–2 Burnaby
CF Outineau 2–1 ASC Arvika
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–0 Shearwater
Passerine 1–2 Wynleth Flyers
Clayquot City 0–1 Latrobe Athletic
Novonaya 2–2 Hamiltonian Cambria
Coquitlam United 1–3 Océanic
Saint-Rémy 6–2 Star of Confederation
Torbay Thunder 2–2 CF Saint-Richard


Matchweek 5
Abusive Tweets (Passerine fan-cast) post-match review
“Shearwater two, Passerine one. For the fourth match in a row, Passerine have turned a point into a loss by conceding in the last five minutes. I’m David Lambert, she’s Yolaine Kennedy, this is Abusive Tweets, hit that like button and subscribe for more Passerine content, Yolaine, what the eff is going on?”
“Again and again, we look alright to pretty good most of the match, and then there’s just this lack of concentration at the end, the situation just seems to get them. You could think it’s a matter of conditioning, but these are professional athletes so... how can that be, Dave?”
“I know what you’re saying and it’s really frustrating, we should be getting results, we need to be picking up points, and these are going to matter a lot at the end of the season. I’m not saying I think we’re in relegation danger after five matches, but we are bottom of the table, we’ve got zero points, and we have to get those points, we can’t afford to keep doing this...”
“You let this become a habit and it’s a really dire situation, really quickly. These players have put themselves under a lot of pressure, and they’re not dealing with pressure at the moment.”
“When you say that it’s really dire. Okay, we’re gonna get to the super chats in just a minute but the manager’s post-match interview has just landed some fresh quotes. I’m going to put them up on the screen and read them out. This is Brigitte Coppinger...
“We just don’t deserve this. I mean, it’s clear we’re having an issue mentally where we find it hard to cope with that situation, and when we play scared, we don’t play well. No one does, and I just have to say, trust in your ability and the results will come. But we don’t deserve this and if we can keep pushing through, we’re going to get what we deserve.”
“So those are Brigitte Coppinger’s post-match quotes, what do you make of that? Do we deserve this?”
“You just know that’s ripe to be taken out of context and it sounds bad on her... but she’s right I think. We’ve been playing good football. Aside from the first match where, I’m sorry, we have to beat St. David, we simply have to win against newly promoted teams for all sorts of reasons, that was bad and no excuses for anyone there. But the last few matches, and this one, we have been up there all game and we deserve four points out of them.”
“Shearwater are the league leaders, and now the only undefeated team left in the league...”
“...We all know that’s a quality side and for 80 minutes, 85 minutes, we absolutely were their match, we didn’t back down, we had pretty even possession which you don’t expect, I think we did deserve a point and we’re just not getting it right now. Coppinger got us to the quarterfinals of the Cup and she’s been a solid manager, so I don’t know could you not back her at this point, it’s a just a question of getting the team going and on track.”

Océanic 3–2 Saint-Rémy
ASC Arvika 0–1 Coquitlam United
Burnaby 2–0 CF Outineau
St. David 1–4 Kirkenes
Hamiltonian Cambria 0–0 Strathcona Intls
CF Saint-Richard 1–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Star of Confederation 2–2 Torbay Thunder
Latrobe Athletic 0–1 Novonaya
Wynleth Flyers 4–4 Clayquot City
Shearwater 2–1 Passerine


Matchweek 6
No winners as Latrobe and Strathcona fight to draw
The defending champions Strathcona in the relegation zone and Latrobe adrift and struggling to score, that’s the result of the clash in Vickery between two clubs that expect to be much higher than they currently are. Strathcona are still without a win after Zizi Britton cancelled out Preston Treadwell’s 38th-minute goal with a composed finish near the hour mark.
Surging Novonaya keeping things simple, says Dagnesses
No credit for sucking up but Novonaya captain Ludovicus Dagnesses seems to sincerely think manager Ruslan Demetriev’s high-octane, direct approach has helped the team surge to a surprising early run of form that sees them in fifth place. “It’s a great start and a good foundation, we’re buying into the manager’s approach and all getting on the same page, we have to keep this going,” he said after they tore apart a shaky Wynleth defence for a 3-0 home win.
Bjerk fires Burnaby to derby win
Andreas Bjerk wants to stake his claim to a place in the Valanora first eleven and a performance like this will certainly get manager Dan Eastwood’s attention. The winger was all action and scored a 25-yard screamer as Burnaby SC showed their class to silence the crowd at the home of their derby rivals.[/blocktext]

Saint-Rémy 5–1 ASC Arvika
Champions League group stage MD1
A | Strathcona 1-2 Fontvielle Impact (VLD)
Challengers Cup group stage MD1
E | Kirkenes 2-2 1896 Ebor (MYT)
K | Celtic Noviodunum (NGD) 1-2 Océanic

Strathcona Intls 1–1 Latrobe Athletic
Kirkenes 3–2 Hamiltonian Cambria
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–4 Passerine
Clayquot City 3–0 Shearwater
Novonaya 3–0 Wynleth Flyers
CF Outineau 5–1 St. David
Coquitlam United 1–3 Burnaby
Torbay Thunder 0–2 Océanic
CF Saint-Richard 1–5 Star of Confederation

Matchweek 7
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BRIGITTE COPPINGER on whether after a tough start to the season it feels good to get a result like this:
“Well, sometimes you need a little push to get going, and we got that last week. I could feel it in the players in training, it was a bit of confidence that we needed. And you see the result. All respect to Clayquot, but we showed what we're capable of today and that's the level I want to see consistently. We're not always going to score five, but we have to play at that level.”
LARISSA CAMPANELLA strikes to sink NOVONAYA
John Vandaele gave Novonaya the lead with a 33rd-minute penalty but second-half goals from Larissa Campanella and Aaron Lyybeck meant Shearwater came out on top of a clash between two in-form teams. It ends the Centaurs’ unbeaten run at five matches and put them – momentarily – at the top of the league.
WAKERING awakening as ST-RÉMY goes top
Brenecian youngster Aneurin Wakering was the hero for CS St-Rémy as the winger’s well-struck free kick stood as the winner in a closely-fought match at Stadium Konueira that could prove pivotal even at this early stage. Burnaby manager Ryan Potter said he “can’t understand” why VAR overruled a penalty call as Lio Turnau seemed to have blocked Ikra Yonte’s cross with his arm.
ST-RICHARD upsets OCÉANIC in Salt Coast Derby
The last time they played the Langlois club relegated their regional rivals on the final day of the season. It’s not going to rewrite history, but an excellent showing by the Navigateurs showed they were really up for this match.


Shearwater 2–1 Novonaya
Champions League group stage MD2
A | Lok. Jarnstad (SVJ) 1-1 Strathcona
Challengers Cup group stage MD2
E | Lakewood City (TMB) 2-2 Kirkenes
K | Océanic 1-2 Mâ Âlâmëómë (FFD)

Passerine 5–1 Clayquot City
Star of Confederation 2–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Océanic 1–3 CF Saint-Richard
ASC Arvika 1–4 Torbay Thunder
Burnaby 0–1 Saint-Rémy
St. David 0–6 Coquitlam United
Hamiltonian Cambria 1–1 CF Outineau
Latrobe Athletic 1–2 Kirkenes
Wynleth Flyers 0–1 Strathcona Intls


Comments on Jenkins: ‘It’s been a learning process’
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Bold statement to say we’re turning a corner with a win against Wynleth and a draw in the Champions League. You want to give a new manager time, but the fact of the matter is, Niall Jenkins has made it hard to convince the fans he’s right for the job, and that kind of comment frankly doesn’t give me any confidence.
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Willing to give Jenkins time. We looked a lot better than Lokomotive, things are starting to gel, we always knew it’d be difficult year with all the changes and need to rebuild. Stability is important. Rather tolerate a bad year for a few good ones later on, than start chopping and changing and end up doing a Mazinaw, we’re better than them right!!


Matchweek 8
Kirkenes 4–1 Wynleth Flyers
CF Outineau 3–1 Latrobe Athletic
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Clayquot City
Novonaya 2–3 Passerine
Strathcona Intls 2–2 Shearwater
Coquitlam United 2–0 Hamiltonian Cambria
Saint-Rémy 2–1 St. David
Torbay Thunder 1–2 Burnaby
CF Saint-Richard 3–1 ASC Arvika
Star of Confederation 1–3 Océanic


Matchweek 9
Lanziego misses penalty as Outineau climbs to top
Danil Lanziego put a chance to steal a point for Mazinaw against the crossbar and Ego Giles scored from a sharp angle as Outineau took full advantage of St-Rémy’s loss against Hamiltonian to move into first.

SACK RACE: Arvika’s CURTIS most in danger
In the kind of move that invariably means the opposite of what it says, the ASC Arvika board has put out a statement backing manager Annabel Curtis, noting that she has built the team back to first division status and they have full confidence in her ability. Arvika’s listless home loss against Star of Confederation leaves them with one point from nine matches and rooted to the bottom of the table.
Jenkins says Strathcona hasn’t turned the corner despite win
Lynne Crossley drove the Globalists to a 2-1 win against Passerine to make it four unbeaten, but manager Niall Jenkins played down the idea that his team are turning a corner. “I’d love to think that we’re going to win 30 straight from here on out, but the reality is we have a tough season ahead of us.”

Hamiltonian Cambria 2–0 Saint-Rémy
Champions League group stage MD3
A | Arlington City (ZWZ) 1-2 Strathcona
Challengers Cup group stage MD3
E | Kirkenes 4-1 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
K | Océanic 1-1 VLC (EFL)

Latrobe Athletic 1–0 Coquitlam United
Océanic 1–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
ASC Arvika 0–1 Star of Confederation
Burnaby 3–0 CF Saint-Richard
St. David 1–3 Torbay Thunder
Wynleth Flyers 0–6 CF Outineau
Shearwater 0–0 Kirkenes
Passerine 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Clayquot City 3–0 Novonaya


Matchweek 10
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Intra-republic rivalries explained: Noua Cymru
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Just when Passerine thought they'd fixed the habit of dropping points to late goals, THAT happens

Kirkenes 1–0 Passerine
CF Outineau 3–0 Shearwater
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–1 Novonaya
Strathcona Intls 1–1 Clayquot City
Coquitlam United 2–0 Wynleth Flyers
Saint-Rémy 3–2 Latrobe Athletic
Torbay Thunder 1–0 Hamiltonian Cambria
CF Saint-Richard 1–0 St. David
Star of Confederation 0–0 Burnaby
Océanic 3–0 ASC Arvika


Matchweek 11
Hamiltonian Cambria 0–0 CF Saint-Richard
Champions League group stage MD4
A | Strathcona 2-2 Arlington City (ZWZ)
Challengers Cup group stage MD4
E | AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 5-0 Kirkenes
K | VLC (EFL) 1-1 Océanic

Latrobe Athletic 0–2 Torbay Thunder
Wynleth Flyers 1–0 Saint-Rémy
ASC Arvika 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Burnaby 2–1 Océanic
St. David 1–1 Star of Confederation
Shearwater 2–0 Coquitlam United
Passerine 2–3 CF Outineau
Clayquot City 2–0 Kirkenes
Novonaya 1–2 Strathcona Intls


Matchweek 12
On this week’s Podcast FC...
  • “Complete surrender”: Fans walked out as Arvika were thrashed 7-0 by Burnaby. Arvika manager Annabel Curtis’s tenure hangs by a thread after ASC capitulated at home against a Burnaby side who didn’t seem to break a sweat in a win that helps them keep pace in second place.
  • Kirkenes gallops past Centaurs: Daniel Archer praised his team’s bounce-back as Kirkenes took out their frustrations from a midweek Challengers Cup humiliation against Izotz Zubia on a hapless Novonaya side. Juvencus striker Ceferino Audiol helped himself to a hat-trick while Quinten van der Ven and Sêvêr Fâerçâlenh added to the scoring.
  • Pressure stays on Dranz despite win: Dennon Lewis’s last-gasp header gave Latrobe a narrow win against St-Richard in a poor defensive showing that won’t give much satisfaction. Latrobe have had one of the toughest opening fixture lists and that’s probably the best case that can be made for patience as they sit in 12th place.

Océanic 5–0 St. David
ASC Arvika 0–7 Burnaby
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–1 Strathcona Intls
Kirkenes 5–1 Novonaya
CF Outineau 1–0 Clayquot City
Coquitlam United 2–1 Passerine
Saint-Rémy 1–2 Shearwater
Torbay Thunder 2–0 Wynleth Flyers
CF Saint-Richard 2–3 Latrobe Athletic
Star of Confederation 1–2 Hamiltonian Cambria


Matchweek 13
Clayquot City 0–0 Coquitlam United
Champions League group stage MD5
A | Strathcona 1-1 Lok. Jarnstad (SVJ)
Challengers Cup group stage MD5
E | Kirkenes 1-1 Lakewood City (TMB)
K | Mâ Âlâmëómë (FFD) 1-1 Océanic

St. David 1–1 ASC Arvika
Hamiltonian Cambria 1–4 Océanic
Latrobe Athletic 1–2 Star of Confederation
Wynleth Flyers 0–3 CF Saint-Richard
Shearwater 2–1 Torbay Thunder
Passerine 0–1 Saint-Rémy
Burnaby 0–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Novonaya 1–2 CF Outineau
Strathcona Intls 1–2 Kirkenes


Matchweek 14
ASC’s quagmire deepens as Logan Ragno takes charge in Arvika
“The real question is what took the board so long”, said one ASC Arvika fan outside the Community Stadium as interim manager Logan Ragno was set to lead the team out for the first time after Annabel Curtis was relieved of her duties. There was no sudden turn in fortunes for the league’s bottom team as they lost to Hamiltonian and saw the gap to relegation safety widen to nine points.
Jenkins stays positive after loss to Outineau
Strathcona manager Niall Jenkins says “We’ve had a positive performance the last couple of weeks, this one just wasn’t good for us.” It’s a second straight league defeat, but it’s in midweek where Strathcona have shown better displays against Champions League opposition.

CF Saint-Richard 0–2 Shearwater
Star of Confederation 1–1 Wynleth Flyers
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–3 Kirkenes
CF Outineau 2–0 Strathcona Intls
Coquitlam United 1–1 Novonaya
Saint-Rémy 1–0 Clayquot City
Torbay Thunder 2–1 Passerine
Océanic 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
ASC Arvika 1–3 Hamiltonian Cambria
Burnaby 1–0 St. David


Matchweek 15
As it happened: Kirkenes vs. Outineau
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Kickoff at Waterfront Dome: The roof is open and close to 67,000 tickets have been sold according to Kirkenes FC. It’s not a sell-out but both teams being in contention for the title has certainly fuelled interest in this rivalry match. Outineau are first with 37 points, Kirkenes are 5 points behind in third (tied with Burnaby but behind on goal difference).
6 min: Big save! - Kirkenes look to test the mobility of Outineau’s centre-backs, the one notable weakness of the league leaders, and it nearly pays dividends. Ceferino Audiol blazes through a gap and a great chance to give Kirkenes the lead, but fires his shot straight at Outineau goalkeeper Rhys le Besco.
28 min: GOAL for Outineau! (van der Winkel) – A wonderful passage of play that Kirkenes had multiple chances to foil but couldn’t. Alain-Elric Sauvé ghosts through on the overlap and is sent down the touchline by Molly Taylor. Sauve gets the better of Hannah Devore, who seemed momentarily caught between tracking Taylor’s run or closing down Sauve. Sauve swings in a cross to a contest where Vanda Gerô is simply handed a free header by a static Bors Warwick, flicking it on to an unmarked Pierre van der Winkel who does really well to slot it in from a tight angle. A great move on the one hand, much too easy on the other.
HT: KIR 0-1 OUT – Kirkenes dominated the opening but were rocked by conceding a goal and have looked uninspired since. That’s not to say Outineau don’t deserve their lead on the balance of the 45 minutes, but it came very much against the run of play and they’ll have to steel themselves for the response that’s sure to come.
49 min: Le Besco denies Kirkenes again! Outineau’s defence is caught out by a switch pass as Victor Nyquist sprays a pinpoint pass from the left flank to a surging Cory Ferguson down the right. Catheline Matthias spins away from Outineau’s Afrim Degirmen and shoots, but a brilliant diving fingertip save from Rhys le Besco diverts it off the post for Alain-Elric Sauvé to scramble clear. A real statement of intent!
61 min: GOAL for Outineau! – Almost a mirror image of their first goal, off the right flank János rue Belois plays a ball low across the box that a tightly marked Vanda Gerô squeezes through the legs to a completely unmarked Götz Makatsch, who calmly passes the ball inside the near post from 10 yards. A silence from the Kirkenes support which has been loud since half time.
77 min: Victor Nyquist sent off! - This will surely sink Kirkenes’s hopes for a comeback. A second yellow card as he gets burnt by Tomás Guisao cutting inside and resorts to tripping up the Outineau winger.
83 min: Missed chance for Kirkenes! - Solveig Vedmark, brought no doubt to attack Outineau’s defence with pace, does just that but le Besco does really well with this one-on-one, closing the angle quickly and forcing Vedmark to rush her shot. The camera cuts to Catheline Matthias groaning on the bench – she’s surely thinking she would’ve buried that.
FT: KIR 0-2 OUT: A victory in the War of the Crowns means Outineau has, pending the outcome of Burnaby vs. St. David tomorrow, an 8-point lead at the top. Outineau goalkeeper Rhys le Besco is Player of the Match, but Kirkenes simply didn’t match the intensity of their rivals over the 90 minutes. Worse, their captain will be suspended for at least one domestic match, although mercifully the next one is a Patriotes Cup match against third division side Grands-Sources.


Kirkenes 0–2 CF Outineau
Champions League group stage MD6
A | Fontvielle Impact (VLD) 0-2 Strathcona
Challengers Cup group stage MD6
E | 1896 Ebor (MYT) 3-2 Kirkenes
K | Océanic 1-3 Celtic Noviodunum (NGD)

Hamiltonian Cambria 2–1 Burnaby
Latrobe Athletic 3–2 ASC Arvika
Wynleth Flyers 0–0 Océanic
Shearwater 1–2 Star of Confederation
Passerine 0–2 CF Saint-Richard
Clayquot City 1–2 Torbay Thunder
St. David 2–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Novonaya 1–4 Saint-Rémy
Strathcona Intls 1–3 Coquitlam United


IFCF ROUNDUP
Crossley makes impact as Strathcona advances
A good win against three-time world champions Fontvielle Impact to send Strathcona into the knockout phase will be an important marker of progress in an up-and-down start to life at Strathcona for Niall Jenkins. Lynne Crossley was uncontainable on the right wing and supplied both goals for Preston Treadwell and Amy Freeman.
van Oers double punch knocks out Kirkenes
Kirkenes had their fate in their own hands with the away goals advantage in any tie-breaker with Lakewood City. But they had no answers defensively against 1896 Ebor and fell to a defeat in Mytanija that ends their Challengers Cup hopes and sends them to try for the Associations Trophy.
Océanic at sea
An unflattering home loss to Celtic Noviodunum capped off a forgettable tilt at the Challengers Cup for Langlois Océanic, ending their IFCF campaign. They’ve been inconsistent all season and this was another frustrating performance.

Coupe des Patriotes third round
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OCÉANIC dumps out title holders SHEARWATER
A 31st minute goal from ROKSANA KOROLEVA gives Océanic the win in the big match of the round, ending Shearwater’s defence of the trophy at the first hurdle.
PASSERINE makes Strathcona pay penalty
MALONE NEWPORT saved LYNNE CROSSLEY’s penalty to send Passerine through and give the struggling team a boost.
COQUITLAM secures comeback against second-division rivals
Coquitlam’s Pierre-Louis Laishram after the Championship club had to come back from two goals down to win against intra-provincial opposition: “We had the quality and we just were not showing it. Once we had the goal it all settled down. People will say we shouldn’t have conceded two in the first place, but football is all about what you do to show you’re a better team, you can’t win on paper.”
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Intra-republic rivalries explained: Konueira
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ASC Arvika 1–1 Saintsport Heath (2–1 AET)
Breton Pacifica 0–2 Lancaster Hill
AS Lac-Abitargnais 1–3 Union Lachaîne
Fretscray FC 2–3 New Scarborough
Pembina City 3–3 Association Ariddienne (3–5 AET)
Hamiltonian Cambria 3–1 Parracuttis
Les Castors 1–1 Ayushirda (1–1 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Delta Sorthern 1–2 Wynleth Flyers
West Haligonia Spartan 1–2 Gagliano Mariners
Châteaufroid 0–6 Kirkenes FC
AS Grands-Sources 0–3 Ealesgreen United
Langlois Océanic 1–0 Shearwater
Torbay Thunder 3–0 Racing Mistwygn
Clayquot City 2–0 St. David Wanderers
Port City 0–1 Arlingsdale City
St. Kildera FC 2–3 FC Novonaya
Neíra Alavaria 1–3 Keeleford County
Latrobe Athletic 3–0 CS Rivière-du-Nord
Sitka Valley 2–2 NGSA Ulyanof (2–4 AET)
CF Mirabelle 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Wickham Warriors 1–3 Bramerleigh Bulldogs
CS Saint-Rémy 4–1 Jeunesse Lunaire
Franche-Contamine 2–3 Star of Confederation
Miramichi Lakers 0–2 CF Outineau
Innisfail County 0–3 Kawarthas District
Passerine 2–2 Strathcona Intls (2–2 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Burnaby SC 5–0 Sudbury Rangers
Redswyth Red Stars 2–1 Kisloups
Southbank Mariners 0–1 Stade Laneux
Vinterhagen 3–0 Natanel Royals
Colwynian Vale 1–3 CF Saint-Richard
Kingstown Athletic 2–3 Coquitlam United


Matchweek 16
On this week’s Podcast FC...
  • Back to the league, back to reality for Passerine. After their Cup heroics a loss away to SoC made it seven straight defeats, and an injury blow with Markus Oyvind needing to be taken off in the first half.
  • Burnaby and Latrobe met in a pitched battle of a match which saw Zizi Britton break her six-match goal drought, Minerva Emond get away with two-footing Raif Ducharne, Lori Garland nutmegging two opponents en route to scoring Burnaby’s equalizer, and of course how long Warner Dranz will still have this job.
  • Coquitlam’s making a serious challenge for the IFCF places with this win against Kirkenes, with Elizabeth Blanc now with five goals in the last three. Can Obey Chidibere’s charges sustain this?
  • The duality of Hamiltonian... a thrilling win against Burnaby last time, disjointed in losing to relegation candidates St. David this week. We debate Hannah Wilton’s impact and whether talent farm clubs have any hope to do more than that?

Coquitlam United 2–1 Kirkenes
Saint-Rémy 2–1 Strathcona Intls
Torbay Thunder 1–2 Novonaya
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–4 CF Outineau
CF Saint-Richard 2–0 Clayquot City
Star of Confederation 3–1 Passerine
Océanic 1–2 Shearwater
ASC Arvika 1–1 Wynleth Flyers
Burnaby 2–2 Latrobe Athletic
St. David 1–0 Hamiltonian Cambria

                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 CF Outineau 16 14 1 1 45 11 +34 43 -
2 Saint-Rémy 16 12 0 4 41 19 +22 36 -
3 Burnaby 16 10 3 3 33 13 +20 33 -
4 Shearwater 16 10 3 3 25 19 +6 33 -
5 Kirkenes 16 10 2 4 36 21 +15 32 -
6 Coquitlam United 16 9 3 4 28 13 +15 30 -
7 Océanic 16 9 1 6 32 20 +12 28
8 Torbay Thunder 16 8 3 5 26 21 +5 27
9 Star of Confederation 16 6 5 5 26 32 −6 23
10 CF Saint-Richard 16 7 2 7 20 28 −8 23
11 Hamiltonian Cambria 16 6 4 6 20 21 −1 22
12 Latrobe Athletic 16 6 3 7 21 24 −3 21
13 Strathcona Intls 16 4 5 7 15 20 −5 17
14 Novonaya 16 5 2 9 24 32 −8 17
15 St. David 16 5 2 9 14 34 −20 17
16 Clayquot City 16 4 4 8 22 25 −3 16
17 Wynleth Flyers 16 2 6 8 15 35 −20 12
18 Mazinaw Vanorian 16 2 4 10 15 28 −13 10 -
19 Passerine 16 3 0 13 21 29 −8 9 -
20 ASC Arvika 16 0 3 13 12 46 −34 3 -
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Matchweek 17
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Fierro DESERVES TIME to make it work! G/S pundit and former Kelssek international Brayden Custworth backed Tomás Fierro to keep Mazinaw up after their win against Hamiltonian. “He can absolutely do it. The big picture is that he’s got a patchwork line-up at the moment and they’ve been unlucky with injuries. The season’s not even half over.”
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Reports: Ruslan Demetriev secretly thinks Latrobe CAN MAKE TOP SIX! “Seven points back, but their quality will show through!”
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Sapping’s volley ensures Burnaby escapes Wynleth with all three points! Really important for a team
looking nervously behind them and clinging to a Champions League spot

Wynleth Flyers 2–3 Burnaby
Shearwater 4–3 ASC Arvika
Passerine 1–3 Océanic
Hamiltonian Cambria 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Latrobe Athletic 3–0 St. David
Clayquot City 0–1 Star of Confederation
Novonaya 0–2 CF Saint-Richard
Strathcona Intls 1–3 Torbay Thunder
Kirkenes 0–1 Saint-Rémy
CF Outineau 1–0 Coquitlam United


Coupe des Patriotes fourth round
Latrobe are through to the last 16 of the Patriotes Cup after a win against Coquitlam that manager Warner Dranz hopes will relieve some of the pressure on his team – and him. “We’re looking for more consistency, we know the ability is there but we have to be better and play to our potential every match,” acknowledged captain Raif Ducharne after the match. Coquitlam manager Obey Chidibere said his side were “unlucky” but will now put “laser focus” on the battle for IFCF spots.
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Intra-republic rivalries depicted: Beaulac
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Hamiltonian Cambria 7–1 Arlingsdale City
Kirkenes FC 3–0 Star of Confederation
Redswyth Red Stars 1–3 Clayquot City
Torbay Thunder 4–0 NGSA Ulyanof
Union Lachaîne 1–2 Kawarthas District
Passerine 0–2 Association Ariddienne
ASC Arvika 3–1 New Scarborough
Lancaster Hill 1–2 Keeleford County
CF Saint-Richard 1–0 CS Saint-Rémy
Stade Laneux 2–0 Vinterhagen
Les Castors 1–2 Gagliano Mariners
Ealesgreen United 0–3 Burnaby SC
Latrobe Athletic 3–2 Coquitlam United
Wynleth Flyers 2–0 Bramerleigh Bulldogs
Langlois Océanic 0–2 CF Outineau
FC Novonaya 4–0 Mazinaw Vanorian


Matchweek 18
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THRILLING STALEMATE in table-top clash
What a game! Back and forth it went with a crucial encounter in the title race between first and second. A draw gives Outineau the advantage on St-Remy however, and Kaja Hekkert will rue the miss that could have brought his club within four points of the top.
Campanella brace FADES Burnaby’s title hopes
Burnaby manager Ryan Potter came off worse from a clash with his former team, as Shearwater’s win takes them above Burnaby, into the third Champions League spot, and probably ending any title ambitions.
Wilsrë Quelausé GREAT OVERLAP to score! Mazinaw 1 – [2] Coquitlam 75’
DUCHARNE RALLIES teammates as Latrobe SMASHES Hamiltonian
Raif Ducharne pulled the strings in a masterful showing as Latrobe hit three in a solid win over Hamiltonian. “It’s not where we want to be, we have to push together, not just when it goes well but also when it’s going bad.”


St. David 0–4 Wynleth Flyers
Hamiltonian Cambria 0–3 Latrobe Athletic
Burnaby 0–2 Shearwater
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–2 Coquitlam United
Saint-Rémy 2–2 CF Outineau
Torbay Thunder 1–0 Kirkenes
CF Saint-Richard 3–3 Strathcona Intls
Star of Confederation 1–3 Novonaya
Océanic 1–2 Clayquot City
ASC Arvika 0–3 Passerine


Matchweek 19
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Outineau SEVEN POINTS CLEAR at halfway mark
Ego Giles scored a 73rd-minute penalty to see off Torbay and maintain Outineau’s seven-point lead at the top of the table.
Coppinger CONFIDENT as PASSERINE holds Burnaby
Passerine need four points to get out of the relegation zone but manager Brigitte Coppinger says she has TOTAL CONFIDENCE in her squad. “They put up a massive fight today to get the result against one of the best teams in the league. That’s why I’m not worried about where we’ll be at the end of the season.”
Kirkenes FRUSTRATED as Dubois praises St-Richard ‘ENERGY’ at The Ex
St-Richard manager Jonathan Dubois after earning an away draw at Exhibition Place: “We had lots of energy, lots of fight, I’m really proud that we took the match to Kirkenes, came back from behind twice. This club belongs here, in the first division, we made it very clear today.”
BURNABY STYMIED as Passerine gains point
Struggling all year with conceding late, this time Passerine were the ones to strike a late blow as ZOE GOH-LEMAIRE’s injury time equalizer capped a gutsy performance.


Shearwater 4–0 St. David
Cup Winners’ Cup first round leg 1
Shearwater 1-1 AFK Savojagrad (SVJ)

Passerine 1–1 Burnaby
Latrobe Athletic 3–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Wynleth Flyers 0–0 Hamiltonian Cambria
Clayquot City 3–1 ASC Arvika
Novonaya 1–3 Océanic
Strathcona Intls 1–2 Star of Confederation
Kirkenes 3–3 CF Saint-Richard
CF Outineau 2–1 Torbay Thunder
Coquitlam United 1–3 Saint-Rémy


Matchweek 20
Demetriev: “I’m focused on the job I have now”
Novonaya manager Ruslan Demetriev has said he won’t consider another job “at this moment” as speculation mounts about the job security of Latrobe manager Warner Dranz. A loss against Wynleth left Latrobe in ninth place and four points adrift of Challengers Cup qualification. Demetriev, the former Kelssek captain who started his career at Latrobe before playing the bulk of his career in the Euraleague, then went ahead and lost to bottom club ASC Arvika, who now have their first win of the season after twenty matches.
Polito heads Clayquot past Burnaby
Alessandro Bella’s brilliantly weighted ball made it a simple headed finish for John Polito as Clayquot grabbed the winner. Moments like this are to be savoured at Clayquot City this season and Margerie Pax was wringing it for all it was worth, hoping her team can gain some confidence from this performance. Burnaby’s Champions League bid has faltered again with the gap to Shearwater in third stretching now to eight points.

Mazinaw Vanorian 1–3 Saint-Rémy
Cup Winners’ Cup first round leg 2
AFK Savojagrad 1-0 Shearwater (2-1 agg.)

Coquitlam United 0–0 Torbay Thunder
CF Outineau 3–1 CF Saint-Richard
Kirkenes 2–1 Star of Confederation
Strathcona Intls 3–1 Océanic
Novonaya 0–1 ASC Arvika
Clayquot City 2–1 Burnaby
Passerine 2–0 St. David
Shearwater 4–2 Hamiltonian Cambria
Wynleth Flyers 1–0 Latrobe Athletic


IFCF LATEST
Shearwater goes AFK in CWC
Some people hate a trip home. Maybe they have a poor relationship with their parents, don’t fancy seeing their cringey old school friends, or simply have bad memories attached to the places of their hometown. Not to make any guesses about Olaf Jurtanen’s adolescence, but this one surely will be a bad memory of home. His side struggled in the away leg, conceded a cheap goal when Kurispin Moloses was caught dwelling on the ball, and generally put in a performance that suggested they were the ones away from the controls. Shearwater were hoping for a lot more out of this competition, especially with the final awarded to nearby Outineau, but they’re going home humbled and empty-handed instead.

Matchweek 21
The KFL Afterburner on SportInfo Radio
“...Strathcona, we’re defending champions, and going out and losing to the bottom club, it’s only Arvika’s second win this season. Their SECOND win. How long are we supposed to wait? You can’t tell me this is normal for rebuilding a squad. Lots of other teams are rebuilding squads, how come we’re the ones who struggle this badly? Do you know we’re four points above the relegation zone? FOUR POINTS!”
“So you think that Niall Jenkins is at fault, Sophie? Or mostly at fault? What about the players?”
“He’s the manager, he’s responsible.”
“You believe the players are doing their best? Do you think he’s lost the dressing room, Sophie?”
“No, I don’t think the players are doing their best, they’re absolutely sleepwalking through this season. I can’t even tell if there’s a game plan because it’s such a mess out there. If they’re not listening to the manager, if they’ve given up on this club, then the solution’s obvious, you have to replace the manager.”
“Niall Jenkins doesn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt for you, then. How long are you willing to give him?”
“He needs to go, before we get dragged into a relegation battle, hell, we’re already in one, it should have been clear and the board should have acted a lot sooner because it just wasn’t working and everyone could see that.”
“Alright, Sophie, thanks for your call. Well, pressure off Warner Dranz with Latrobe winning this week, so obviously someone else had to come into the firing line it seems. This is SportInfo Radio, coming up we’ve got more of your calls, but first we’re going to St-Richard where Pierre-Louis Laishram is with our Ian McKenzie. Ian?”

“Thanks Robbie, P.L., a big win for Coquitlam, two goals for you, you’re now fifth in the table. How confident are you that you can keep this going?”
“It’s good win, very solid play today. We are in tough fight, it is still long way, we are very confident, very confident, yes.”
“Carl Gaudreault is a young player who’s been really stepping up with Joni Lindegaard’s injury. What can you tell us about how he’s been able to do that?”
“Yeah, it’s always good to see young players showing their ability. Carl is important today, very good vision, always works hard, you can see he is dedicated and professional, lots more mature than I was at that age, for sure. You know we are worried, how good Joni is, to be missing from the team, of course, Carl is doing great.”
“Thanks P.L., merci bien, congratulations on the Player of the Match award.”
“Merci à vous Ian, good day.”

“All right, thanks for that Ian. Coming up at 7:30 we’ll have live coverage from Armidale Plain in Torbay as CS Saint-Rémy has a big chance to close the gap on Outineau who dropped points away to Star of Confederation yesterday. That’s one club coping well with a manager in his first season there, Gary Allard has been a steady hand in Neorvins, and for now, seven points ahead of the manager he replaced.”

Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Shearwater
Hamiltonian Cambria 1–2 Passerine
St. David 1–3 Clayquot City
Star of Confederation 1–1 CF Outineau
Burnaby 2–0 Novonaya
Wynleth Flyers 1–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
ASC Arvika 3–1 Strathcona Intls
Océanic 3–1 Kirkenes
CF Saint-Richard 0–4 Coquitlam United
Torbay Thunder 1–4 Saint-Rémy


Matchweek 22
Coquitlam United 3–2 Star of Confederation
CF Outineau 3–2 Océanic
Kirkenes 4–0 ASC Arvika
Strathcona Intls 1–2 Burnaby
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Torbay Thunder
Saint-Rémy 2–1 CF Saint-Richard
Novonaya 1–1 St. David
Clayquot City 3–1 Hamiltonian Cambria
Passerine 3–1 Latrobe Athletic
Shearwater 3–2 Wynleth Flyers


Matchweek 23
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A tap in for Catheline Matthias! Kirkenes takes apart Burnaby’s defence and goes ahead just six minutes into the match!! #BURvKIR
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Rebound breaks for Deni Cowler who makes no mistake with a volley for the equalizer! Burnaby fans erupting, the South Stand has a new hero today! #BURvKIR
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17-year old XEK SUNSABER PUTS BURNABY AHEAD!! A burst of speed through the line and took that shot with some veteran poise! Surely that’s the winner! #BURvKIR
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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
FT: BUR 2-1 KIR - Sunsaber is the match-winner in the Anglian Derby! An incredible way to score your first senior league goal!
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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
Intra-republic rivalries explained: Etnier
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FULL TIME! Latrobe wins this edition of the Etnier Derby! Zizi Britton’s goal stands as the winner. Stay tuned for our panel’s full analysis #LATvCLA
Matt Lister - @MattLister_11
Pairing Stromby and Britton has been tried before, but now it’s starting to work. Stromby has been more accommodating of a role as the battering ram, and that’s allowing the agile and quick Britton to play with much greater effectiveness. The goal perfectly showed this at work and in a big derby too. #LATvCLA


Hamiltonian Cambria 1–0 Novonaya
Associations Trophy round of 32 leg 1
Starksville Utd (CDG) 2-2 Kirkenes

St. David 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Latrobe Athletic 1–0 Clayquot City
ASC Arvika 0–1 CF Outineau
Océanic 2–0 Coquitlam United
Star of Confederation 1–2 Saint-Rémy
Burnaby 2–1 Kirkenes
CF Saint-Richard 2–1 Torbay Thunder
Shearwater 2–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Wynleth Flyers 1–4 Passerine


Matchweek 24
Coquitlam United 1–0 ASC Arvika
Associations Trophy round of 32 leg 2
Kirkenes 2-3 Starksville Utd (4-5 agg.)

CF Outineau 1–2 Burnaby
Kirkenes 3–0 St. David
Strathcona Intls 2–1 Hamiltonian Cambria
Novonaya 0–3 Latrobe Athletic
Clayquot City 3–0 Wynleth Flyers
Passerine 0–2 Shearwater
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 CF Saint-Richard
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Star of Confederation
Saint-Rémy 0–1 Océanic


MIKE TRATCH | G/S Punditocrat
“Starksville United were just very solid, no fear, they took the match to the hosts and deserve the win. Kirkenes, they certainly didn’t deserve anything and it’s a big disappointment. Really poor defensive coverage today. Kirkenes just needed a home win move forward in the Associations Trophy, instead they’ve let slip a really decent chance at winning an international title. They were poor in all departments and deserved to lose against a club they really should be beating.”

Matchweek 25
Clement leaps to snatch derby win for Coquitlam
Dusty Clement came off the bench to head in the winner in a smash-and-grab affair that gave Coquitlam a massive boost in its fight for IFCF qualification. The result puts Burnaby four points behind Shearwater for third and a spot in the Champions League, while Coquitlam are now just three points behind them.
ASC clobbered as St-Rémy keep up title chase
Arvika’s frailties were brutally exposed by title-chasers Saint-Remy, who won easily and seemed downcast that they didn’t match the four-goal margin that league leaders CF Outineau put up last night. With six losses in a row, relegation is looking inevitable for ASC Arvika, and whatever they hoped to jump start with a managerial change is looking more like having set off a battery explosion. Interim manager Logan Ragno gives the air of someone only still here because he’s contractually obligated – which he is – and the players seem to have checked out mentally. Fan reps have intimated that the club just don’t have the money to do another fire-and-hire; they’re still paying the contract of a manager they fired three years ago.

Passerine 1–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Shearwater 1–1 Clayquot City
Wynleth Flyers 1–1 Novonaya
Latrobe Athletic 0–3 Strathcona Intls
Hamiltonian Cambria 0–1 Kirkenes
St. David 1–5 CF Outineau
Burnaby 0–1 Coquitlam United
ASC Arvika 1–4 Saint-Rémy
Océanic 1–1 Torbay Thunder
Star of Confederation 2–2 CF Saint-Richard


Matchweek 26
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Jenkins calls for UNITY after UPSET LOSS to WYNLETH
Forward looking guidance from Strathcona manager Niall Jenkins: “I won’t pull wool over anyone’s eyes here, this has been a poor season, well below where we should be. I’ve told the players our target is to have more wins than losses at the end, and we’ll build from there. Above all we need to stay united and committed to the team.”
Hamiltonian ENERGETIC as Outineau slips up AGAIN
Abdur Rahman Heather squeezed in the winner as Cambria halted their slide against the league leaders
TEAMWORK unstoppable as St-Remy CLOSES GAP
It’s now down to two points in the title race as the Hekkert-Berkut partnership was the driving force in St-Remy’s crucial win against Burnaby.


Strathcona Intls 0–1 Wynleth Flyers
Coupe des Patriotes fifth round
CF Saint-Richard 2–1 Keeleford County
FC Novonaya 5–2 Kawarthas District
Hamiltonian Cambria 2–0 Stade Laneux
ASC Arvika 0–0 Clayquot City (0–1 AET)
Gagliano Mariners 1–1 Association Ariddienne (1–2 AET)
Wynleth Flyers 2–1 Torbay Thunder
CF Outineau 3–0 Burnaby SC
Kirkenes FC 1–0 Latrobe Athletic

Coquitlam United 2–2 St. David
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–2 Star of Confederation
CF Saint-Richard 1–3 Océanic
Torbay Thunder 2–2 ASC Arvika
Saint-Rémy 2–1 Burnaby
CF Outineau 0–1 Hamiltonian Cambria
Kirkenes 2–1 Latrobe Athletic
Novonaya 1–2 Shearwater
Clayquot City 1–2 Passerine

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Everingham’s goal capped a fine week for Wynleth as they cruised into the #PatriotesCup quarterfinals
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Warner Dranz SPEAKS after Latrobe lost twice to Kirkenes in a week: “We’re getting all the basics WRONG and failing to stick to the PLAN. That’s the answer I can give you and I can keep giving you, because we keep doing it.”
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Romain Dupuis says his squad has what it takes to win a Double after an impressive win against Burnaby in the #PatriotesCup “We’ve got to play without fear, like we did today. If we do that through the next three months, yes, that’s in our grasp”.


Matchweek 27
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BERKUT leads RECORD BREAKERS as title chase narrows
St-Remy set a record for the biggest win ever recorded in the KFL with a 9-0 win against a hapless St. David side that haven’t won since the autumn and just can’t cope defensively against the top sides, suffering large defeats in the past five weeks against Outineau, Shearwater, and even Wynleth (sorry Flyers fans).
BRAY strikes to keep Outineau IN FRONT
Outineau maintained a two-point lead in the standings at the last minute as Gilles Bray got on the end of a cut-back in the box to score a stoppage-time winner against Latrobe, who with 21 points to make up are definitely out of the Challengers Cup race now.
CLAYQUOT strolls to win as MAZINAW struggle again
Clayquot’s Raizen Saikyomono claimed Player of the Match honours supplying or scoring all his sides goals, while after having their early goal chalked off for a questionable handball decision, Mazinaw shipped three goals in triple-quick time.
FIERRO calls for YOLO or maybe ZEN
Mazinaw manager Tomas Fierro: “We have to take every match one at a time, block out situations like this, forget what happened last time, last week, last month.”


Wynleth Flyers 0–4 Kirkenes
Champions League round of 16 leg 1
Osarese Marcadia (AUD) 2-2 Strathcona

Clayquot City 3–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Passerine 1–2 Novonaya
Shearwater 1–0 Strathcona Intls
Hamiltonian Cambria 0–2 Coquitlam United
St. David 0–9 Saint-Rémy
Latrobe Athletic 0–1 CF Outineau
Burnaby 3–1 Torbay Thunder
ASC Arvika 2–2 CF Saint-Richard
Océanic 2–0 Star of Confederation


FT | OSA 2-2 STR
“That’s the final whistle and it’s a good result for Strathcona you have to say. They’ve come to Marcadia and come away with a fine result, knowing all the have to do is win at home to move through to the Champions League quarterfinals. Lynne Crossley was splendid today, and despite their domestic travails they’ve come together in a big match for a good result... Osarese were disappointing today in the end, they just didn’t manage to get control in this match... it’s all to play for next week in Vickery!”

Matchweek 28
Star of Confederation 1–1 ASC Arvika
Champions League round of 16 leg 2
Strathcona 1-2 Osarese Marcadia (3-4 agg.)

CF Saint-Richard 0–4 Burnaby
Torbay Thunder 3–0 St. David
Saint-Rémy 3–0 Hamiltonian Cambria
Coquitlam United 0–3 Latrobe Athletic
CF Outineau 2–0 Wynleth Flyers
Kirkenes 2–1 Shearwater
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–3 Océanic
Strathcona Intls 0–3 Passerine
Novonaya 1–4 Clayquot City


77:33 | STR 1-2 OSA(3-4)
“...and sends Osarese ahead!! Much too loose in possession, and it has all slipped away from Strathcona! They had this tie in their hands, and a stunning one-two punch from the champions of Audioslavia has put them behind on aggregate. You have to say it’s going to take a huge effort if they're going to get back into this with 13 minutes left... Well you have to say this sets up a grandstand finish...”

                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 CF Outineau 28 22 3 3 67 22 +45 69 -
2 Saint-Rémy 28 22 1 5 76 29 +47 67 -
3 Shearwater 28 18 5 5 52 34 +18 59 -
4 Burnaby 28 17 4 7 54 27 +27 55 -
5 Kirkenes 28 17 3 8 59 34 +25 54 -
6 Océanic 28 17 2 9 57 34 +23 53 -
7 Coquitlam United 28 15 5 8 44 27 +17 50
8 Latrobe Athletic 28 13 3 12 41 35 +6 42
9 Clayquot City 28 12 5 11 47 36 +11 41
10 Torbay Thunder 28 11 8 9 42 38 +4 41
11 Star of Confederation 28 9 9 10 41 50 −9 36
12 CF Saint-Richard 28 9 7 12 38 56 −18 34
13 Passerine 28 10 2 16 44 42 +2 32
14 Strathcona Intls 28 8 6 14 32 41 −9 30
15 Hamiltonian Cambria 28 8 5 15 28 43 −15 29
16 Novonaya 28 7 4 17 34 54 −20 25
17 Wynleth Flyers 28 5 8 15 28 58 −30 23
18 Mazinaw Vanorian 28 4 8 16 28 51 −23 20 -
19 St. David 28 5 4 19 20 75 −55 19 -
20 ASC Arvika 28 2 6 20 26 72 −46 12 -

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Postby Kelssek » Thu Mar 02, 2023 6:45 pm

Matchweek 29
They make me feel like I’m living a Docklands dream,
That team in red and white
We’re all in, Latrobe forever!
Latrobe Athletic! Latrobe Athletic!
You get my heart racing in the red and white, be my Docklands dream tonight
You get my heart racing in the red and white, be my Docklands dream tonight


“Full time at Macquarie Docklands; Bridget Coombe’s long range missile stood as the winning goal as the Latrobe crowd serenaded the players off the field in a scene of elation that’s been all too rare this season. Three quick goals in the first half, holding off a comeback for a gutsy win in the end, against the team that’s second in the table... Are the good times back at Latrobe now?”
“Well I wouldn’t say that, because they lost so much ground with that terrible start to the season, now is really too little too late. You have to say at a minimum they want to be in the Challengers Cup and that means 11 points to make up on Océanic, there’s also Coquitlam ahead of them in seventh who are really surging... Look at this match, there’s an element of luck in this win too, St-Rémy just looked out of sorts at the beginning, bad flight over maybe? But Latrobe themselves were sloppy in defence and they nearly let a three-goal lead slip at the end. Bridget Coombe, yes, scored a goal, but culpable for at least one of those they conceded too. Raïf Ducharne, no idea what he was up to with some of those risky passes, Zizi Britton was rightly upset about the kind of service she was getting up front. It’s better but Latrobe still have a lot of work to do.”

Clayquot City 0–2 Strathcona Intls
Coupe des Patriotes quarterfinals
Clayquot City 2–2 Kirkenes FC (2–2 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Wynleth Flyers 0–1 Hamiltonian Cambria
CF Outineau 1–1 CF Saint-Richard (1–1 AET) (3–1 pen.)
Association Ariddienne 1–1 FC Novonaya (1–1 AET) (1–3 pen.)

Novonaya 0–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Passerine 1–3 Kirkenes
Shearwater 1–1 CF Outineau
Wynleth Flyers 0–3 Coquitlam United
Latrobe Athletic 3–2 Saint-Rémy
Hamiltonian Cambria 3–0 Torbay Thunder
St. David 2–1 CF Saint-Richard
Burnaby 2–0 Star of Confederation
ASC Arvika 0–4 Océanic


SO | CLA xxxox KIR oxxx
"Victor Nyquist must score for the shootout to continue... the jeers from the Kanard Park support even louder now... and... he's skied it! Clayquot wins the match! Nyquist is on his knees, but Clayquot City celebrate! Margerie Pax has taken them to the semifinals, and you have to say they've got a real chance at this trophy now!"

Matchweek 30
“...and they’ve been threatening all match to catch Outineau on the break. Gilles Bray underhits that pass, but the defender also gets really unlucky here as Passerine breaks through. Goh-Lemaire still has a lot to do but in the end it’s a simple finish and she’s stolen this for Passerine you have to say, but it’s a clinical counter-attack and boy, Ego Giles really wishes he could get a retake of that chance doesn’t he...”
“Yes, it’s an important point for them but over in Saint-Remy they’ll be glad this stops Outineau pulling away. The title race is still alive and it’s going down to the wire. Goh-Lemaire scores against the club where she started her career, they didn’t think she was good enough for the first team at Outineau, and can you imagine if this is what costs them the title.”

Star of Confederation 3–3 St. David
CF Saint-Richard 1–1 Hamiltonian Cambria
Torbay Thunder 1–0 Latrobe Athletic
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–0 ASC Arvika
Océanic 1–1 Burnaby
Saint-Rémy 1–1 Wynleth Flyers
Coquitlam United 3–4 Shearwater
CF Outineau 1–1 Passerine
Kirkenes 1–0 Clayquot City
Strathcona Intls 1–1 Novonaya


Matchweek 31
“Harmless ball really, but it gets deflected into his own net! An agonizing own goal by the St-Remy man, and it means that not only did they fail to capitalize on Outineau dropping points in Clayquot, they’ve lost ground here...”

FT | SHEARWATER 1-0 ST-RÉMY
“Not only have you beaten the team above you in the table you’ve now got just six points to make up on the league leaders, who dropped points again today. Does your team deserve to be in the title race?”
KURISPIN MOLOSES, Shearwater: “We’re pretty happy how we’re playing at the minute, I think we have to focus on each match as it comes. I know that we have quality players in our squad and our focus has to be on what we can control. Right now we can only think about winning the next match, and the match after that. So let’s not get ahead of ourselves.”

Clayquot City 0–0 CF Outineau
Passerine 2–3 Coquitlam United
Strathcona Intls 2–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Novonaya 1–0 Kirkenes
Shearwater 1–0 Saint-Rémy
Wynleth Flyers 3–1 Torbay Thunder
Latrobe Athletic 1–1 CF Saint-Richard
Hamiltonian Cambria 2–1 Star of Confederation
St. David 0–7 Océanic
Burnaby 5–1 ASC Arvika


Matchweek 32
Allons-y Saint-Rémy, le but nous appartient!
Allons-y Saint-Rémy, si vraiment on y tient!


Saint-Remy were impressive against Passerine, who just had no answer when Aneurin Wakering delivered a double punch; the Brenecian netted two goals in nine minutes around the hour mark and that effectively put the match to bed. Charles Linton-Arbour was as buoyant as the home fans, telling the media, “The pressure is now on Outineau. We are coming for you, we are coming for the trophy.”

Océanic 0–2 Hamiltonian Cambria
Star of Confederation 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–0 Burnaby
ASC Arvika 1–2 St. David
CF Saint-Richard 2–1 Wynleth Flyers
Torbay Thunder 1–2 Shearwater
Saint-Rémy 2–0 Passerine
Coquitlam United 2–1 Clayquot City
CF Outineau 1–0 Novonaya
Kirkenes 3–2 Strathcona Intls


Matchweek 33
Clayquot City 0–0 Saint-Rémy
Kirkenes 1–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Strathcona Intls 0–3 CF Outineau
Novonaya 1–3 Coquitlam United
Passerine 4–3 Torbay Thunder
Shearwater 2–2 CF Saint-Richard
Wynleth Flyers 1–2 Star of Confederation
Latrobe Athletic 0–1 Océanic
Hamiltonian Cambria 1–0 ASC Arvika
St. David 1–5 Burnaby


Matchweek 34
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What a night in OUTINEAU
The War of the Crowns delivered a night to remember at Stade Olympique as Outineau took a big step toward the title. The crowd hailed their heroes as they came from a goal down to overhaul Kirkenes and seize a six-point lead at the top of the table.
Mazinaw gets a grip in SURVIVAL SERIES
Tomas Fierro waves to the supporters as Mazinaw seize a big win in the relegation six-pointer! Is this the result that clinches their first division status?
ASC relegation CONFIRMED
They never quite looked like staying up but a 4-0 surrender that made an insipid Latrobe team look like world-beaters to assure their own relegation just sums up ASC Arvika’s season


Mazinaw Vanorian 4–1 St. David
Coupe des Patriotes semifinals
FC Novonaya 2–2 CF Outineau (2–2 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Hamiltonian Cambria 2–0 Clayquot City

Burnaby 2–1 Hamiltonian Cambria
ASC Arvika 0–4 Latrobe Athletic
Océanic 3–0 Wynleth Flyers
Star of Confederation 0–2 Shearwater
CF Saint-Richard 0–1 Passerine
Torbay Thunder 0–2 Clayquot City
Saint-Rémy 4–1 Novonaya
Coquitlam United 2–2 Strathcona Intls
CF Outineau 3–1 Kirkenes


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DREAMS COME ALIVE! John Vandaele has given Novonaya THE LEAD AGAINST OUTINEAU!!
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Hannah Wilton celebrates on the touchline and will cap her first season in charge by taking Hamiltonian Cambria into the final of the #PatriotesCup!
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RHYS LE BESCO SAVES! Outineau wins the shootout and are into the final! Ruslan Demetriev is immediately there to console Carthi Oskar
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G/S Football - @GS_Football
Ruslan Demetriev asked if he regrets not taking a more pragmatic approach in his gameplan: “There’s no point being in a semifinal and playing for a draw. I sent the team out and told them to have no fear. We faced down the best team in the country and matched them all the way. Luck wasn’t with us in the end and I don’t regret that one bit.”
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G/S Football - @GS_Football
Contrast in moods at Clayquot with Margerie Pax frustrated her team couldn’t get the job done, Hamiltonian looked positive all match and had the cutting edge to make the difference


Matchweek 35
The KFL Afterburner on SportInfo Radio
“All of Latrobe’s old frailties came to the fore again in a stunning thrashing by Burnaby. That means Ryan Potter’s side now have the Champions League just barely in their reach with three matches left. St-Remy’s loss means three points between third and fourth... and that Outineau will clinch the title if they can find three points in the last three matches. We’re taking your calls on the Afterburner on SportInfo Radio. Kyle is a Kirkenes fan, important win against Coquitlam today, and that probably sees you into the Challengers Cup next season, is that a good season for your club?”

“Hello. Nice to be on the show. Look, I think we should have learned over here to count our blessings in a way. Of course we want to challenge for the title. But so do a lot of other clubs and the fact is that it’s really tight every year. So I’m not saying we should be happy with fifth place. I’m not celebrating fifth place, that’s nothing to celebrate. But we’ve got to look at the situation on its own merits and anyone with sense has to say, this isn’t bad.”

“Alright, so you’re happy with the job Archer’s doing then? Were you any different with Natalia Rossi?”

“Oh GOD, don’t bring that stuff up. Every time! Yeah. I have to admit it, I was one of those who were saying it’s not good enough but I think I and a lot of the fans have learned from that. I think looking back, it was a mistake and any fan of Kirkenes FC would look themselves in the mirror and say, that was wrong how we treated a manager who led us to a double trophy year, don’t forget. We weren’t fair to her at all. But I personally think, I’ve learned from that and not going to make the same mistake again, of drumming out a quality manager who has the club going in the right direction.”

“Kyle’s a Kirkenes fan, thanks for the call. All right. Now we go to Lindsey, who is a Strathcona fan, Lindsay how are you doing? You have to say that was a thrilling match and a good win today?”

“Thanks Tommy! I was at Bowreach and it was great to hear the fans in such good spirits today. It was a great match, and you know at least we have some say in where the title is going. I think Niall Jenkins needs to be given a chance, he’s not had any chance really with the players we lost on transfers. It’s going to take a while before we can even think of building back to where we were, but we did win that trophy and it can’t be taken from us can it? We first of all need to convince Lynne Crossley to stay, I know it’ll be hard and clubs around the world are going to be throwing money at her, but she’s a player to build a winning side around and we have to do anything we can.”

Clayquot City 2–0 CF Saint-Richard
CF Outineau 4–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Kirkenes 2–1 Coquitlam United
Passerine 1–3 Star of Confederation
Shearwater 1–0 Océanic
Strathcona Intls 3–2 Saint-Rémy
Novonaya 1–2 Torbay Thunder
Wynleth Flyers 0–1 ASC Arvika
Latrobe Athletic 1–5 Burnaby
Hamiltonian Cambria 4–0 St. David


Matchweek 36
Shearwater travelled to the far north to meet bottom club ASC Arvika, already marking time having been mathematically relegated two weeks ago, and did their part to keep the title race alive by smashing them in a thoroughly expected way.

Then it was time for TV12’s Saturday Soccer, which saw CS St-Rémy battling Kirkenes at the Intersat, and while the title was now out of reach they stamped their claim to a Champions League spot with authority. Florian Berkut could not be contained, Aneurin Wakering tormented the Kirkenes flank, and a club that fancied itself a Champions League-worthy outfit found themselves outclassed and definitely out of the top three.

Over to Coquitlam for a Sunday evening match with a chance for Outineau to clinch the championship, then. Heart in mouth stuff as Coquitlam took the lead 7 minutes in, Nithya Hoang scything through a flat-footed defence to put them ahead. This was set to be a tight match, the Lilywhites also playing for a tilt at the Challengers Cup and taking heart from Océanic’s loss the previous day giving them a chance to make up the three points.

Closing the deal can be hard, sometimes it sticks in the back of your mind that you get two more chances at this. But no, Romain Dupuis would have none of that, and his touchline berating of the team – something not often seen from a manager who often prefers to calmly scrutinize the data screens – had the desired effect. Tomás Guisao jinked past Wilsrë Quelausé on the byline and fizzed a ball across the six-yard box that Ego Giles simply had to get a touch on for Outineau to draw level. Coquitlam certainly weren’t done, and it was a broken play that allowed Gilles Bray to recycle the ball upfield, where Götz Makatsch then played the one-two with Vanda Gerô to get past a despairing Mikko Violette, who chopped down the Vanorian midfielder with a cynical tackle.

“This free kick might just be a bit too close if anything. It’s really hard to get it up enough to clear the wall and have enough dip on it... Physics itself works against you... Drystan Tudor might just try and smash it here... And ohhhhh, he’s lobbed it into the net!! Destry Lefranc can’t believe it, Outineau have the lead... and they are twelve minutes from the championship!”

“...Five minutes into stoppage time. Last gasp here at Maillardville Park as Coquitlam try to salvage this! Laishram... tries to find Elizabeth Blanc! And anywhere will do for Auiloquet... THAT’S IT!! IT’S THE FINAL WHISTLE! It’s the away section that’s going wild, OUTINEAU HAVE WON THE KFL CHAMPIONSHIP!

St. David 0–4 Latrobe Athletic
Burnaby 5–1 Wynleth Flyers
ASC Arvika 0–3 Shearwater
Océanic 0–2 Passerine
Saint-Rémy 3–0 Kirkenes
Star of Confederation 0–2 Clayquot City
CF Saint-Richard 1–1 Novonaya
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Strathcona Intls
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–0 Hamiltonian Cambria
Coquitlam United 1–2 CF Outineau


Matchweek 37
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STALEMATE at KINGSWHARF
Frustration for Burnaby and despair for Nacuémiró Buené, who deflects Larissa Campanella’s shot into his own goal to give up a cheap equalizer. Reaching the Champions League is still possible but it’ll be a big task now as they missed their chance to draw level on points with St-Rémy.
MAZINAW secure safety with big win in COQUITLAM
This caps a serious disappointment for Coquitlam United, whose hopes of reaching the Challengers Cup end today with a loss against a Mazinaw Vanorian team who were playing for a win that ensures safety from relegation this season. Relief for Tomás Fierro, who survives a scary first year as manager and will now be able to turn his attention to plotting an upward trajectory for this club.
St. David Wanderers and Wynleth Flyers RELEGATED to KFL NATIONAL
All guts no glory in the relegation six-pointer. A horrible feeling for St. David fans and most certainly the players. Battling through a fiery encounter with survival at stake for both clubs, they celebrated the winner and the final whistle like they’d won the Patriotes Cup. Only for Novonaya’s win that evening to render it all moot, and consign them to relegation too. Sport can be so cruel and this was one harsh twist of the knife.


Kirkenes 1–2 Torbay Thunder
Strathcona Intls 3–0 CF Saint-Richard
Coquitlam United 0–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
CF Outineau 2–0 Saint-Rémy
Novonaya 1–0 Star of Confederation
Clayquot City 1–2 Océanic
Passerine 1–0 ASC Arvika
Shearwater 1–1 Burnaby
Wynleth Flyers 0–1 St. David
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Hamiltonian Cambria


Matchweek 38
Outineau clinched the title two weeks ago and are looking ahead to their chance to do the double in next Saturday’s cup final. They’ve been giving the youngsters and second-string players the minutes. Shearwater have also secured second place, serenely gliding past St-Remy in the past few weeks as the pressure of the title chase seemed to get the better of the quatre-lettres. They have a two-point advantage over Burnaby, who must win to stand any chance of stealing the third spot. Everything else ended up being decided last week. How boring!
3 Saint-Rémy              37   25   3   9    90   40  +50    78
4 Burnaby 37 23 7 7 80 34 +46 76
Saint-Remy are playing at home to Burnaby’s derby rivals, Coquitlam United. Having just seen their hopes of IFCF football fade, can you imagine them sneakily throwing this one to spite Burnaby? Surely nothing so unprofessional and against the spirit of the game would ever transpire on a football pitch. Meanwhile, you’d expect a home win when Burnaby hosts Passerine, but Brigitte Coppinger’s side have won four of their last five and come into the final day of the season as the form team in the league.

Hamiltonian Cambria 1–2 Wynleth Flyers
St. David 0–1 Shearwater
Burnaby 3–3 Passerine
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–1 Latrobe Athletic
ASC Arvika 3–1 Clayquot City
Océanic 2–0 Novonaya
Star of Confederation 1–2 Strathcona Intls
CF Saint-Richard 2–2 Kirkenes
Torbay Thunder 1–0 CF Outineau
Saint-Rémy 2–3 Coquitlam United


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                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 CF Outineau 38 28 6 4 84 28 +56 90 -
2 Shearwater 38 25 8 5 70 42 +28 83 -
3 Saint-Rémy 38 25 3 10 92 43 +49 78 -
4 Burnaby 38 23 8 7 83 37 +46 77 -
5 Océanic 38 23 3 12 77 41 +36 72 -
6 Kirkenes 38 22 4 12 73 49 +24 70 -
7 Coquitlam United 38 20 6 12 65 45 +20 66
8 Latrobe Athletic 38 19 4 15 59 46 +13 61
9 Torbay Thunder 38 15 9 14 54 55 −1 54
10 Clayquot City 38 15 7 16 56 46 +10 52
11 Strathcona Intls 38 13 9 16 50 54 −4 48
12 Passerine 38 14 4 20 60 60 0 46
13 Hamiltonian Cambria 38 13 6 19 44 53 −9 45
14 Star of Confederation 38 11 10 17 51 68 −17 43
15 CF Saint-Richard 38 10 12 16 48 72 −24 42
16 Mazinaw Vanorian 38 8 10 20 38 60 −22 34
17 Novonaya 38 9 6 23 41 69 −28 33
18 Wynleth Flyers 38 7 9 22 37 78 −41 30 -
19 St. David 38 8 5 25 30 105 −75 29 -
20 ASC Arvika 38 4 7 27 32 93 −61 19 -


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KELSSEK FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS
SEASON 73


Team of the Year
GK – Rhys le Besco (Outineau)
DF – Nacuémiró Buené (Burnaby)
DF – Megan Walker (St-Rémy)
DF – Kurispin Moloses (Shearwater)
DF – Molly Taylor (Outineau)
MF – Drystan Tudor (Outineau)
MF – Götz Makatsch (Outineau)
MF – Aneurin Wakering (St-Rémy)
FW – Larissa Campanella (Shearwater)
FW – Florian Berkut (St-Rémy)
FW – Vanda Gerô (Outineau)

GK – Cathal Gallagher (Shearwater)
DF – Martín Ferrari (Shearwater)
DF – Timo Thomsen (Océanic)
MF – Joni Lindegaard (Coquitlam)
MF – Charles Linton-Arbour (St-Rémy)
FW – Timothy Sapping (Burnaby)
FW – Kaja Hekkert (St-Rémy)

Player of the Year: Götz Makatsch (Outineau)
Nominees: Florian Berkut (St-Rémy), Charles Linton-Arbour (St-Rémy), Rhys le Besco (Outineau)

Young Player of the Year Aneurin Wakering (St-Rémy)
Nominees: Ceferino Audiol (Kirkenes), Ronin Otero (Passerine), Huang Han (Torbay)

Foreign Player of the Year: Florian Berkut (St-Rémy)
Nominees: Rhys le Besco (Outineau), Larissa Campanella (Shearwater), Andreas Bjerk (Burnaby)

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   National                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Saintsport Heath 42 27 6 9 92 43 +49 87 -
2 Union Lachaîne 42 26 5 11 84 47 +37 83 -
3 Pembina City 42 25 5 12 88 47 +41 80 -
4 Association Ariddienne 42 24 8 10 85 47 +38 80 -
5 NGSA Ulyanof 42 21 12 9 71 57 +14 75 -
6 Les Castors 42 21 11 10 61 47 +14 74 -
7 Colwynian Vale 42 19 8 15 54 49 +5 65
8 West Haligonia Spartan 42 19 8 15 59 60 −1 65
9 Kingstown Athletic 42 18 10 14 64 56 +8 64
10 Kawarthas District 42 18 9 15 70 57 +13 63
11 Sitka Valley 42 17 9 16 66 56 +10 60
12 Port City 42 15 14 13 56 45 +11 59
13 Sudbury Rangers 42 15 8 19 51 58 −7 53
14 CS Rivière-du-Nord 42 15 8 19 56 75 −19 53
15 Wickham Warriors 42 13 9 20 47 67 −20 48
16 Parracuttis 42 11 11 20 45 66 −21 44
17 CF Mirabelle 42 10 13 19 46 59 −13 43
18 Jeunesse Lunaire 42 12 7 23 46 76 −30 43
19 Natanel Royals 42 9 11 22 40 67 −27 38 -
20 Arlingsdale City 42 10 8 24 40 72 −32 38 -
21 Stade Laneux 42 9 10 23 43 79 −36 37 -
22 Gagliano Mariners 42 8 10 24 40 74 −34 34 -

KFL National Playoffs
Semifinals
Pembina City 3–1 Les Castors
Association Ariddienne 3–3 NGSA Ulyanof (4–4 AET) (2–0 pen.)
Final
Pembina City 1–1 Association Ariddienne (2–1 AET)
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   Association North       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 St. Kildera FC 30 18 5 7 51 28 +23 59 -
2 Southbank Mariners 30 15 8 7 38 27 +11 53 -
3 Franche-Contamine 30 15 6 9 51 40 +11 51 -
4 Fretscray FC 30 14 8 8 48 36 +12 50 -
5 Bramerleigh Bulldogs 30 13 10 7 46 31 +15 49
6 Vinterhagen 30 14 7 9 42 36 +6 49
7 Lancaster Hill 30 13 6 11 39 37 +2 45
8 Redswyth Red Stars 30 11 8 11 41 37 +4 41
9 Racing Mistwygn 30 11 7 12 38 38 0 40
10 New Scarborough 30 10 9 11 43 42 +1 39
11 Delta Sorthern 30 11 5 14 35 35 0 38
12 Hawthorn Elms 30 10 6 14 40 46 −6 36
13 Ealesgreen United 30 7 14 9 39 39 0 35
14 Keeleford County 30 8 6 16 34 53 −19 30
15 Cache-Crambery 30 7 6 17 32 57 −25 27
16 Rockecliffe & Eatons 30 5 5 20 23 58 −35 20

Association South Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 AS Grands-Sources 30 14 12 4 61 34 +27 54 -
2 Sunrise Coast 30 13 14 3 57 36 +21 53 -
3 Ayushirda 30 15 7 8 48 36 +12 52 -
4 Delta Sorthern 30 12 12 6 56 39 +17 48 -
5 Miramichi Lakers 30 13 9 8 46 34 +12 48
6 Breton Pacifica 30 11 9 10 39 43 −4 42
7 Neíra Alavaria 30 11 8 11 42 43 −1 41
8 Châteaufroid 30 10 10 10 44 47 −3 40
9 Kisloups 30 10 8 12 34 43 −9 38
10 AS Lac-Abitargnais 30 9 10 11 33 37 −4 37
11 White Rose 30 10 7 13 46 56 −10 37
12 Watermeet 30 9 8 13 29 39 −10 35
13 Kananzawai 30 8 10 12 42 40 +2 34
14 Stade Montagnards 30 10 4 16 27 53 −26 34
15 Valeartha 30 5 12 13 33 40 −7 27
16 Hell's Gate 30 7 6 17 30 47 −17 27

KFL Association Playoffs
Southbank Mariners 1–1 Bramerleigh Bulldogs (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Franche-Contamine 0–1 Fretscray FC
North final
Southbank Mariners 2–1 Fretscray FC

South semifinals
Sunrise Coast 0–2 Miramichi Lakers
Ayushirda 3–2 Delta Sorthern
South final
Miramichi Lakers 2–0 Ayushirda


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22nd Coupe des Patriotes final
Stadium of the Stars, Ulyanof

Welcome to our live text coverage! It’s been a while since top-flight football has graced the Lupinissia capital, with NGSA’s fortunes failing. But they’re back up into the KFL National and the city government has stopped talking about demolishing this stadium, at least. Outineau are going for the double and a fifth Patriotes Cup. They’re in the final for a second straight year, where they lost to Shearwater. This is a club that prides itself on its record in this competition, where they’re already the most successful team. Hamiltonian are in their first-ever Patriotes Cup final and they'll be telling themselves that fortune often favours the underdogs.

Line-ups are in:
Hamiltonian (4-4-1-1): Megan Woodwell, Silvi Amathir, Ian Paquin, Anette Faure, Kaelyn Ianokis, Aja Achilles, Ashton Moore (c), Abdur Rahmaan Heather, Anke Waechter, Artyom Gradovic, Oakleigh Carpenter

No surprises here, there was chatter Mesi Klarlmas might get the nod or that Revan Gotte’s solid play last week might put him in the first eleven, but Hannah Wilton is going for the tried and tested options.

Outineau (4-5-1): Rhys le Besco, Alain-Elric Sauvé, Jean-Phillippe Auiloquet (c), Afrim Degirmen, Melanie Fowler, Tomás Guisao, Götz Mataksch, Drystan Tudor, Molly Taylor, Pierre van der Winkel, Vanda Gerô

Romain Dupuis makes eight changes to the team from the dead-rubber league match last week, but a notable decision to start Guisao against his former club instead of János rue Belois, and with Emmett Thackary an injury concern Fowler gets the start.

Kick-off! Hamiltonian in their customary orange shirts with black shorts, and Outineau in their all-white change strip with red accents.
7’: Hamiltonian have the first shot on target and it’s a pretty good chance as Artyom Gradovic turnstiles Jean-Phillippe Auiloquet and stings the palms of Rhys le Besco from 15 yards.
11: Referee Alice Anthony waves away Outineau’s frantic penalty appeals after Vanda Gerô collides with Silvi Amathir in the box.
20’: Afrim Degirmen is booked as he resorts to nearly tearing the shirt off Anke Waechter to stop the Vanorian winger gliding past him on the flank.
26’: Oakleigh Carpenter finds Abdur Rahmann Heather unmarked in the box but the Eastfielder slices the shot inches wide. That was a real chance for Hamiltonian.
34’: Drystan Tudor hits the post! It’s nearly the opening goal for Outineau. After a decent start, Hamiltonian are faltering – or after a poor start, Outineau are kicking into gear.
39’: Another great chance for Outineau is created by the underlapping run of Guisao, who cuts it back to Vanda Gerô. The red side of the stadium was already out of their seats in anticipation but Gerô fires the shot straight into the grasp of Woodwell.
43’: Tomás Guisao thought he’d scored against his former team but Aja Achilles slides in to clear it off the line!
Half time: Cambria are saved by the whistle here. Outineau should be ahead, maybe even comfortably so.
47’: A dangerous low cross from Artyom Gradovic finds Oakleigh Carpenter in the box but Auiloquet takes away the chance to shoot with an inch-perfect tackle!
50’: GOAL for Outineau! - A great through ball by Molly Taylor finds Vanda Gerô in space, who turns and shoots! Gerô will likely get credit for this one, but Woodwell was completely wrong-footed by the way it deflected off Faure’s attempt to block.
53’: GOAL for Hamiltonian! - An instant response as Cambria get on the front foot immediately from the kick off, winning a corner as Anke Waecheter’s cross is blocked behind. Cambria take it quickly and after a contested header the ball goes loose to Anette Faure, who sticks it in the net from point-blank range!
63’ Romain Dupuis certainly has the deeper bench and plays his first set of cards.
Tomás Guisao off for Janós rue Belois, Melanie Fowler goes off for Ashley Douglass, Pierre van der Winkel off and on comes Gilles Bray.
67’ GOAL for Outineau! - Molly Taylor cuts inside and fires a rocket that finds the net low to Woodwell’s right!
70’: Hamiltonian bring on Mesi Klarlmas, Ilham Kazimov, and Richard MacEwan to try and rescue this. Job one is to stop giving away possession every time they try to move upfield.
76’: Ego Giles comes off the bench for Outineau and nearly scores with his first kick of the match, forcing a smart save by Woodwell.
79’: For a moment Cambria are about to break on a 3-on-1 counter but Gilles Bray makes a crucial interception.
84’: Anette Faure picks up a yellow card for clearing out Drystan Tudor in industrial fashion. Outineau are patiently probing and controlling possession.
87’: Calum Kirkpatrick is on for Gerô as Outineau look to see this out. Anni Phelps, who turns 18 next week, is sent on for Kaelyn Ianokis as Hannah Wilton makes a final roll of the dice.
90’: Cambria are desperately trying to get the ball and go for the equalizer, but they can’t lay a glove on Outineau at the minute. There will be four added minutes.
90+2’: Gasps as Artyom Gradovic intercepts an underhit pass and races into the Outineau half after the loose ball with daylight between him and the goal. Rhys le Besco has to get this absolutely right and does, coming off his line to beat Gradovic to the ball and thump into the stands.
FULL TIME! Hamiltonian 1-2 Outineau
A fifth Coupe des Patriotes title for the Rouge-et-Bleu, who join Burnaby and Océanic on the list of clubs to have accomplished a domestic double. Cambria’s first trip to the big match ends in defeat, but their fans will see this as a promising sign after the first year of the Hannah Wilton era.

Reactions and analysis Outineau were vulnerable at times but they never seemed in danger of losing this match. Looking back on this season they have definitely shown, as their fans are now singing, that everyone else is caca-chien.

Outineau’s veteran right-back Ashley Douglass, who handed off the captain’s armband at the start of the season and came on as a sub in the final: “It really makes me happy to see the way this team came together. It’s brilliant and it makes me feel good about the future of this club after a lot of false starts and disappointments in the last few years.” Douglass simply shakes her head when asked if this would be a brilliant way to cap her career.

Hamiltonian manager Hannah Wilton: “The players will be disappointed with this result, I thought we gave a big effort and they can be proud of what it took to get to the final. They’ve shown great determination and will, and if we channel this the right way it’s something that can push this group forward for next season. We know Outineau’s been the best team in the country this year and ultimately they were just that little bit better today.”

Outineau manager Romain Dupuis: “Of course this is a great accomplishment. It’s a mark in history that we’ve made and I’m very happy with that. This group of players have shown their special qualities and the spirit of excellence and a team spirit that’s exceptional. As a manager you can’t ask for anything more.”

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   Northern League       P     W     D     L     GF     GA     GD   Pts 
1 Internationale 73 43 14 16 275 195 80 102 Q 2
2 Neorvins Wolves 73 47 3 23 243 173 70 96 Q 3
3 Beaujoire 73 39 12 22 232 203 29 96 Q 4
4 Faucons St-Rémy 73 44 15 14 246 176 70 94 Q 5
5 Kirkenes Dragons 73 40 12 21 263 180 83 88 Q 7
6 Colwyn Thunder 73 38 13 22 238 186 52 86 Q 8
7 Redswyth Union 73 41 9 23 231 189 42 86 q 13
8 Olympique Langlois 73 39 12 22 257 184 73 78 q 15
9 Kingsharbour Royals 73 36 11 26 213 203 10 78 q 16
10 Clayquot Partisans 73 41 7 25 250 182 68 76 q 17
11 Pingouins de Lescure 73 31 9 33 194 230 -36 76 q 18
12 Wynleth Gaels 73 30 15 28 222 209 13 70
13 Red Star Clayquot 73 27 13 33 210 209 1 68
14 CS Val d'Argent 73 24 16 33 200 217 -17 54
15 Kirkenes Rangers 73 29 7 37 205 233 -28 52
16 Champjaune 73 21 15 37 198 246 -48 50
17 Cantons-de-l'Ouest 73 15 18 40 168 242 -74 50
18 Torbay Storm 73 14 12 47 173 260 -87 36
19 Kardinia Cats 73 15 9 49 172 269 -97 32

Western League P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 CH Outineau 73 48 8 17 248 158 90 112 Q 1
2 Breton Emeralds 73 32 15 26 200 178 22 90 Q 6
3 Vickery Vikings 73 32 17 24 225 193 32 86 Q 9
4 Dartmoor Armada 73 33 17 23 221 205 16 86 Q 10
5 Novanaya Rangers 73 35 12 26 223 213 10 84 Q 11
6 Burnaby Ravens 73 34 15 24 213 188 25 82 Q 12
7 Ad Astra 73 35 15 23 219 182 37 80 q 14
8 Alavarian 73 33 13 27 237 191 46 74 q 19
9 Mazinaw Knights 73 31 11 31 211 210 1 74 q 20
10 AS Dieppe 73 23 21 29 184 209 -25 74
11 Dinamo Lupinissia 73 26 17 30 195 199 -4 72
12 Olympique Laneux 73 27 15 31 194 220 -26 72
13 Kalista Renegades 73 20 9 44 190 256 -66 66
14 Crystal Mountains 73 24 10 39 183 249 -66 64
15 Pembina Thistle 73 20 14 39 175 231 -56 56
16 Anciens-Baillages 73 23 8 42 189 240 -51 54
17 Escadron de Dorval 73 25 12 36 191 242 -51 52
18 Grand Falls 73 19 14 40 192 244 -52 46
19 Natanel Rangers 73 16 9 48 163 249 -86 44


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SEASON 27


[b]DESJARDINS CUP PREVIEW
Outineau has the edge but there's room at the top[/b]

While the pennant-winners are always also favourites for the Desjardins Cup, the reality is that the double is hard to do. Even the dominant CH Outineau team of the 180s only managed three Cup wins at a time they'd won four straight leauge titles and five in six years. This version of Le Grand Club is formidable but will be evenly matched by a resurgent Neorvins Wolves team and Internationale, if they end up meeting in this tournament. Neorvins in particular have got a young and cohesive young core who have really raised some excitement in the federal capital. It's hard to look past those three as Cup favourites but if underperforming Faucons St-Remy pull it together at the right time, the tournament tree could well see some disruption.

First round
Redswyth      3* 4  4
Mazinaw 2 1 2

Ad Astra 1 3 0 2
Alavarian 5 2 1 3

Langlois 2 4 4
Lescure 0 3 2

Kingsharbour 4 3 3 4
Partisans 3 8 5 5
Second round
CH Outineau     4  1  3  5  3* 4
Alavarian 2 6 4 2 2 1

Colwyn 3 2 6 1 2 1
Vickery 4 3* 5 2 1 2

St-Rémy 3 4 4 3 4* 3 6
Burnaby 5 1 1 6 3 4* 2

Beaujoire 3 3 3 0 5
Redswyth 1 1 2 4 1

Breton 3 3 7 2 2* 8 4
Novonaya 4 5 4 5 1 1 6

Neorvins 4 1 3 4 1 4 4*
Langlois 1 2 4 2 3 3 3

Kirkenes Drgns 5 5* 3 4* 4
Dartmoor 1 4 4 3 2

Internationale 4 5 4 1
Partisans 3 4 3 0

Q: Is there any rivalry between Internationale and the Clayquot teams?
A: Rivalry might seem inherent between the two big cities of the Etnierian Socialist Republic, but that's not automatic between teams from Latrobe and Clayquot. The complicating thing is that Red Star and Partisans are both from the same city so a local derby and matters more. Add to that, they're associated with different revolutionary factions and if you've ever dealt in left-wing politics you'll know how despite the same basic ideology in common, the differences get amplified and they fall out over who is a cryto-fascist, tankie, and/or capitalist-roader. In comparison, they don't know enough about Internationale's stance on the scientific status of dialectical materalism to hate them.

Quarterfinals
CH Outineau     3  3  4* 3  2  3* 4
Vickery 1 4* 3 4 3 2 1

St-Rémy 4 4 4 6* 2
Beaujoire 3 5* 2 5 1

Novonaya 1 1 0 1
Neorvins 6 5 4 3

Kirkenes Drgns 1 3 0 3 4
Internationale 0 5 2 4* 5*
Semifinals
CH Outineau     4  2  4  3  4  3  4
St-Rémy 2 4 2 7 2 4 1

Neorvins 3 4 4* 3 4 3 0
Internationale 4 6 3 1 2 5 3
Final
CH Outineau     1  3  5* 4  4  3
Internationale 5 6 4 1 3 1


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SEASON 27 / 193 F.E.


                            Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts
1 Latrobe Athletic 32 23 1 8 1309 883 +426 94
2 Wynleth Cambria 32 23 0 9 1194 773 +421 92
3 Bretonnia 32 21 0 11 1082 914 +168 84
4 Burnaby Lions 32 20 1 11 1211 764 +447 82
5 Nordiques 32 20 0 12 1201 760 +441 80
6 Vickery 32 20 0 12 1053 739 +314 80
7 Redswyth Rebels 32 20 0 12 986 891 +95 80
8 Rotor Novonaya 32 19 1 12 1187 899 +288 78
9 Hamilton Highlanders 32 19 0 13 1099 845 +254 76
10 Mazinaw Stallions 32 18 0 14 1147 852 +295 72
11 Neorvins Armada 32 16 0 16 976 918 +58 64
12 Kirkenes Crusaders 32 15 1 16 880 802 +78 62
13 Alouettes de Champjaune 32 15 0 17 894 960 −66 60
14 NGSA Ulyanof 32 12 0 20 681 1140 −459 48
15 Clayquot Reds 32 5 0 27 580 1437 −857 20
16 Wenedere 32 3 0 29 528 1297 −769 12
17 Union Laneux 32 1 0 31 394 1528 −1134 4

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SEASON 45 / 193 F.E.


                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 CA Langlois 36 24 8 4 316 253 +63 56
2 Burnaby Thunderbirds 36 25 5 6 328 259 +69 55
3 Kraken d'Outineau 36 21 7 8 324 274 +50 49
4 Kirkenes Jets 36 21 6 9 341 279 +62 48
5 Redswyth Marlins 36 19 7 10 323 288 +35 45
6 Lakeland Storm 36 18 6 12 305 274 +31 42
7 Daudard-des-Oiseaux 36 18 4 14 303 280 +23 40
8 Latrobe Dolphins 36 17 4 15 309 287 +22 38
9 Neorvins Sharks 36 16 5 15 302 291 +11 37
10 Breton Mooseheads 36 15 6 15 272 297 −25 36
11 Kirkenes Blues 36 15 5 16 303 289 +14 35
12 Natanel SC 36 16 1 19 296 299 −3 33
13 Clayquot Neptunes 36 12 9 15 274 288 −14 33
14 Wynleth Avengers 36 13 5 18 286 320 −34 31
15 Dynamo Lupinissia 36 12 4 20 290 313 −23 28
16 Laneux Natation 1874 36 9 7 20 281 336 −55 25
17 Vickery Tsunami 36 9 5 22 243 312 −69 23
18 Colywn Aquatics 36 6 4 26 267 345 −78 16
19 Fjordlands 36 4 6 26 250 329 −79 14

Preliminary finals
CA Langlois 2-0 Kirkenes Jets 8-5 11-6
Burnaby Thunderbirds 2-0 Kraken d'Outineau 11-7 14-10
Elimination finals
Redswyth Marlins 2-0 Latrobe Dolphins 11-8 10-7
Lakeland Storm 2-1 Daudard-des-Oiseaux 8-11 8-6 13-11 (OT)

Qualifying finals
Kirkenes Jets 2-0 Redswyth Marlins 11-6 9-8
Kraken d'Outineau 1-2 Lakeland Storm 5-10 10-8 7-8

Semifinals
CA Langlois 2-1 Lakeland Storm 8-7 5-8 11-10
Burnaby Thunderbirds 2-0 Kirkenes Jets 8-6 8-6

Championship final
CA Langlois 1-2 Burnaby Thunderbirds *11-11 8-9 8-11
*After overtime. CALA wins 6-5 on penalty shots.

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45TH WATER POLO PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS

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KFL CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON 74 PREVIEW


Oliver Crossley [GK], age 27 (TKT)
Nacuémiró Buené* [LB/LM], age 29 (KSK/FFD) C
Olaf Haabjörn [D C], age 31 (SVJ)
Ingrid Lambert* [D C], age 28 (KSK)
Gianni Esposito [RB], age 26 (SVG)
Stian Haukland [CM], age 26 (KOR)
Minerva Emond [AM], age 29 (EFL)
Deni Cowler [CM/AM], age 25 (NPH)
Ikra Yonte [RM], age 32 (SRS)
Andreas Bjerk* [AM LR], age 26 (VAL)
Timothy Sapping [AM/CF], age 26 (KOR)

Megan Woodwell [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Emiliano Parodi [GK], age 22 (CAD)
Iain Vergland [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Melissa Gaudreault [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Ashleigh Coles [D R], age 36 (ETN)
Phillip Johnson [RB], age 23 (KSK)
Emerald Loudain [RB], age 18 (KSK)
Lori Garland [LB/LM], age 31 (CDG)
Shaun Bradwell [CM], age 22 (KSK)
Rory Joseph [RM], age 24 (KSK)
Tios Pórmel Mufes [AM], age 32 (TIO)
Nicole Gillam [CM/LM], age 21 (KSK)
Samir Petrovic [F C], age 36 (KSK)
Xek Sunsaber [ST], age 18 (CEN)
Ketsia Ventura [AM/CF], age 19 (KSK)
Eilwen Loew [RB/LB], age 22 (KSK)
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Burnaby Sport Club
Home ground: Stadium Konueira (60,200)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training facilities ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★★
Main rivals: Coquitlam United, Kirkenes FC
Honours: KFL Championship (15): 4, 13, 16, 25, 29, 44, 47, 48, 50, 52, 54, 58, 64, 65, 68; runners-up: 56, 63, 67
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 14; finalists: 8, 11
Fanzines: Altitude Sickness, Two O'Clock Gun, Blue Patch Boys
Notable former players: Phillip Lozic, Thamior Liadon, Bernard Despatie, Maiev Feidhlim, Pierre Vasseur
Manager: Ryan Potter, age 55 Asst. manager: Adrian Tremblay-Fillon, age 39
History and records – The most major trophies, the most league titles, the country’s biggest name in soccer, the most productive youth academy.

It wasn’t quite an instant return to glory under new management, but there were plenty of positive signs that this talented team really is capable of adding to the club’s trophy cabinet and Ryan Potter can push these players to be more than the sum of their parts. They’ll probably resist the notion that they’re title favourites but the mood will probably turn if they’re not at least close at the end of the year. Potter himself, known as the guy who took Shearwater to the cusp of success, is probably driven by having a lot to prove too.

It’s hard to get much of the ball against Burnaby. Ingrid Lambert is a solid presence at the back and Buené is a potent two-way full back who’s dangerous on the overlap. Potter has tended to play Sapping as a lone striker with the flanks the key point of attack, with Yonte and especially Bjerk relied upon as the creative outlets.

Last five seasons: 4th, 6th, 3rd, 8th, 13th
Players in: Emiliano Parodi (τ780k/$2m), Megan Woodwell (Hamiltonian, τ500k), Daniel Domke (youth)
Players out: Mia Hinam (Saintsport, τ0.25m), Tanner Malvin (Clayquot, free), Ciaran Black (Coquitlam, 0.3m),

Dimitrije Azar [GK], age 35 (MRC)
Cephas Lidston [D L], age 32 (SRS)
Teyo Echehun [D C], age 30 (ASG)
Joanna Rigby [DF], age 33 (QAD)
Imke Diskin [RB/LB], age 34 (NPH)
Karl Kagawa [CM], age 25 (KSK)
Alessandro Bella* [CM/AM], age 30 (SVG)
Rika Abganerova [LM], age 25 (SRS)
Inga-Lisa Jansson [RM], age 26 (NRH)
Raizen Saikyomono* [RM/ST], age 33 (HIN) C
Kim Sang-Wook* [ST], age 23 (QUE/CMT)

Olette Coleyn [GK], age 34 (BRE)
Erling Bolander [D R], age 35 (NRH)
Charles Favre [CB], age 19 (KSK)
Alex Morrison [D C], age 33 (KSK)
Tanner Malvin [DM], age 32 (KSK)
Nishant Gilam [M C], age 31 (KSK)
Artem Vaukhonen [CM], age 18 (KSK)
Luke Johnson [AM LC], age 32 (KSK)
Rosalie Bourke [RW], age 24 (KSK)
Donatien Csokonai [AM], age 29 (KSK/FFD)
Emre Massinen [AM/CF], age 18 (KSK)
Sigrun Holgersdottir [ST], age 31 (SVJ)
Millie McGowan [CF], age 32 (TLI)
Kylia Vukcevic [ST], age 18 (KSK)
Jesson Morrison [CF], age 28 (TKT)
Sigrun Holgersdottir [ST], age 30 (SVJ)
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Clayquot City Football Club
Home ground: Kanard Park (32,600)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: KFL Championship (2): 10, 26; runners-up: 53
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 10, 11; runners-up: 16
Notable former players: Seamus Wylten, Victor Clinton, Fabio Coimbra
Fanzine: Gold Star Republic
Manager: Margerie Pax [CMT], age 54 Asst. manager: Odveig Wheeler [STL], age 40
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Margerie Pax’s first season in charge didn’t yield the unleashing of suppressed awesomeness many fans believed the team to have. This isn’t the manager’s fault, the bigger clubs are just better at football and Clayquot City is about where it deserves to be, though try telling that to the manic depressives phoning in denounce the entire executive office on SportInfo Radio’s KFL Afterburner.

Clayquot has a capable and cool-headed backline that’s vulnerable to pace, but if they can get the ball forward they do have the offensive talent to really hurt an opponent. For several years they’ve been trying to replace Fabio Coimbra, and Kim Sang-Wook is the latest striker signing to get pushed into this spotlight.

Last 5 seasons: 10th, 8th, 10th, 6th, 5th
Players in: Tanner Malvin (Burnaby), Kylia Vukcevic (youth), Jesson Morrison (Parakleion Firebirds, τ980k/$2.5m), Kim Sang-Wook (Urrheddiao State Univ., free)
Players out: Kari Bardiche (retired), John Polito (Star of Confederation, τ0.3m)

Destry Lefranc [GK], age 29 (KSK)
Wilsrë Quelausé* [LB], age 30 (FFD)
Morgan Miller [CB], age 25 (KOR)
Mikko Violette [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Kâyetá Jírraósôás [D R], age 29 (KSK/FFD)
Joni Lindegaard* [CM], age 28 (NRH)
Nithya Hoang [CM], age 30 (SRS)
Alpár rue Pfáreliele [AM], age 28 (FFD)
Pierre-Louis Laishram [AM/FW], age 33 (KSK) C
Elizabeth Blanc* [ST], age 28 (SVG)

Kevin Cannon [GK], age 34 (KSK)
Ciaran Black [LB], age 26 (KSK)
Dimitri Thomas [RB], age 24 (KSK)
Maude Welsh [RB], age 21 (KSK)
Milan Okumura [CB], age 19 (KSK)
Heidi Hopkins [M RC], age 31 (KSK)
Carl Gaudreault [CM], age 23 (KSK)
Callie Powell [CM], age 21 (KSK)
John Parker [M L], age 32 (KSK)
Simon Barisstan [M R], age 31 (KSK)
Adon Johnson [LM/CM], age 27 (KSK)
Luo Dan [RW/ST], age 33 (YZH)
Mariano Lucio [AMC], age 36 (TEQ)
Dusty Clement [F C], age 34 (BRE)
Maelle Sarada [CF], age 22 (KSK)
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Coquitlam United
Home ground: Maillardville Park (20,300)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Main rivals: Burnaby SC
Honours: KFL Championship (1): 28; runners-up: 51, 52, 66
Patriotes Cup (1): 21; finalists: 14
Fanzine: Bear-Proof Bins
Manager: Darach Salthill, age 61
While bearing the name of only one of them, the club represents metropolitan Burnaby's eastern suburbs, and so are often nicknamed the Easties. Their ambitions of matching Burnaby SC have generally exceeded their actual ability to do so. There was also the time in season 66 when they lost twice to Burnaby in the space of 3 weeks, one in a decisive match that allowed Burnaby to overtake them and win the league title, and then in the Patriotes Cup final, an episode that’s been a major recent trauma.

Obey Chidebere has moved out of the manager’s suite to take on the job at Latrobe. The fans sort of understand that Latrobe is a step up, but they’ll point out that Chidebere’s won a Patriotes Cup here and taken Coquitlam above them in the league table and into a situation where not making the Challengers Cup places is disappointing. And this in a season where most predicted Coquitlam would struggle to finish in the top half. Well, perhaps that’s the point.

Last five seasons: 7th, 12th, 14th + Cup winners, 11th, 12th
Players in: Maelle Sarada (ASC Arvika, τ0.25m), Ciaran Black (Burnaby, τ0.25m), Morgan Miller (Blackheath, undisclosed)
Players out: Piotr Lukowitz (retired), Stephanie Grübling (retired)

Ruslan Fermier [GK], age 20 (KSK)
Richie Muguerza [LB], age 24 (MRT)
Megan Walker [CB], age 25 (CBP)
Osman Bennouna [D C], age 31 (KSK)
Eilwen Loew [RB/LB], age 22 (KSK)
Cherita Sheikh-Renard [DM], age 31 (EFL)
Charles Linton-Arbour* [M C], age 30 (KSK) C
Aneurin Wakering* [RW], age 22 (BRE)
Faragó Aranya [LW/AM], age 26 (FFD/KSK)
Florian Berkut* [ST], age 27 (NPH)
Avril Lapierre [ST], age 21 (KSK)

Liam Wallace [GK], age 28 (MUR)
Hipolito Cegarra [RB], age 28 (KSK/FFD)
Jérémie Chasseur-Ardenne [RB], age 33 (KSK)
Lio Turnau [CB], age 31 (STL)
Tenmu Tsu'umutapoa [CB/DM], age 35 (HIN)
Milan Linden [DM], age 23 (KSK)
Alain Chan [RM], age 25 (KSK)
Maiev Feidhlim [LM], age 33 (SRS)
Bruno Silva [RW], age 32 (DRP/HIN)
Arsène de Saintyon [ST], age 34 (OAM)
Kaja Hekkert [ST], age 34 (KOR)
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Club sportif de Saint-Rémy
Home ground: Stade Intersat (36,900)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: KFL Championship (5): 8, 23, 55, 61, 62; runners-up: 57, 58, 72
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 3
Rivals: CF Outineau
Fanzine: Ceux qui mange tous les pogos, Carte-cadeaux de Dieu
Notable former players: Ian Sinclair, Brayden Custworth, Adrian Tremblay-Fillon, Greta Enger
Manager: Calen Reamsey, age 61 Asst. manager: Bryce Graughan, age 38, Coach: Dening Regnault [OAM], age 38

The club of a large industrial city that fancies itself as more down-to-earth and friendly in contrast to their self-conceived stereotype of people from Outineau. A decade on from the “deux glorieuses” league titles, CSSR had just about resigned themselves to the idea that making the Challengers Cup occasionally was the best they could hope for. Now having mounted a serious title challenge for a second straight year yet have gotten no closer, and now have some reason to fear that their window is closing. Having struggled to land their transfer targets, the team has some glaring depth problems in midfield and left-back which could pose real issues if undesired events happen. On the plus side, Wakering is unstoppable.

Last five seasons: 3rd, 2nd, 8th, 10th, 8th
Players in: Eilwen Loew (Burnaby, loan)
Players out: Denig Regnault (retired), Terrence Foley (retired), Cale Shaughlin (retired)

Maiya Ovidinjus [GK], age 30 (KSK)
George Nelson [LB], age 28 (EUR)
Joris Elzokari [D C], age 33 (SRS)
Ross St.-Pierre [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Wen West*[b] [RB], age 28 (DEL)
Derrick Bosch [DM], age 24 (KSK)
Sven Gillard [DM/CM], age 33 (NPH)
[b]Ludovicus Dagnesses*
[AM], age 31 (FFD) C
Anna Krug [AM/FW], age 26 (KSK)
John Vandaele [ST], age 31 (DEL)

Nathan Meeks [GK], age 38 (KSK)
Luke Harris [LB], age 21 (KSK)
Naira Akhatova [CB], age 18 (PYA)
Dragan Djejić [D C], age 32 (ZRH)
Genzo Tawari [DM], age 33 (HIN)
Sasha Corbeth [CM], age 22 (KSK)
Anna Porter [CM/LM], age 35 (CBP)
Carthi Oskar [LM], age 24 (NPH)
Samantha Young [LM], age 18 (KSK)
Andrew Liew [M LR], age 27 (KSK)
Sean Thompson [FW], age 20 (KSK)
Alain Germain [ST], age 23 (TFS)
Ciorstaidh Flegkas [CF], age 28 (KSK)
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Football Club of Novonaya
Home ground: Griffin Park (39,200)
Honours: KFL National runners-up: 61
Rivals: NGSA Ulyanof
Fanzine(s): The Grand Gallop
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Notable former players: Anne-Marie Roux
Manager: Tyler Shrub (age 39)

After years of bouncing between second and third division, FC Novonaya enjoyed a rise in attention, attendances, and ambitions after the refurbishment and expansion of their home stadium for the 12th Summer Olympics. The club have been putting in the investment and it’s shown some return in cementing their first-division status. Whether they can do much more is a real question: the ambition is to qualify for IFCF, but things hit a ceiling some time back. After a struggle to step forward they’re falling into being a develop-and-sell club that takes profit on transfer fees as its prize money, and now into an annual relegation battle.

Ruslan Demetriev’s first full season as manager, in retrospect, was all about establishing a body of work so he could move on from a dysfunctional organization. They reached the Patriotes Cup semifinal and lost on penalties, which in retrospect was really quite brilliant. A direct, up and at ‘em approach saw Novonaya register a thrilling and upwardly mobile start to the season, which they ultimately couldn’t sustain though at least they weren’t too worried about relegation this time. The club have turned to Tyler Shrub who, like Demetriev, is a former Kelssek stalwart being given a first job in the hot seat, and a potentially risky appointment which probably shows the unwillingness of more established names to risk their reputation here.

Last five seasons: 17th, 17th, 15th, 13th, 11th
Players in: Samantha Young (youth), Luke Harris (Kawarthas, τ0.2m)
Players out: none

Erica Perez [GK], age 21 (KSK)
Aja Achilles* [D R/M RC], age 25 (EFL)
Anette Faure [CB], age 33 (CMT)
Ian Paquin [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Kaelyn Ianokis [LB], age 24 (KSK)
Ashton Moore [M C], age 34 (EUR) C
Abdur Rahmaan Heather [CM], age 29 (EFL)
Mesi Klarlmas [LW], age 25 (CMT)
Artyom Gradovic* [RM], age 29 (SRS)
Oakleigh Carpenter* [CF], age 26 (EFL)
Lucas von Wolfberg [ST], age 22 (SWR)

Brian Pool [GK], age 33 (KSK)
Trey Dillon [RB], age 21 (XAN)
Revan Gotte [LB], age 19 (AHR)
Colm Lumsden [CB], age 18 (KSK)
Silvi Amathir [RB], age 20 (SRS)
Richard MacEwan [M C], age 29 (KSK)
Anni Phelps [CM], age 18 (KSK)
Pauline Chupryna [RB/RM], age 25 (KSK)
Rashid Habeeb [M L], age 29 (HTK)
Anke Waechter [LW], age 23 (VAL)
Joncis Pataiere [M L], age 34 (OAM)
İlham Kazimov [ST], age 29 (TMR)
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Hamiltonian Cambria Football Club
Home ground: B.A. Johnston Field (24,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Honours: KFL National Northern (1): 58
Rivals: Kirkenes FC
Fanzines: Dragon's Breath Mints
Notable former players: Dario Tule, Tomas Guisao, Roksana Koroleva
Manager: Hannah Wilton [QUE], age 45 Asst. manager: Odveig Wheeler [STL], age 41, Coach: Ren Fang [YZH], age 37

Like its post-industrial home city, Cambria clings to its blue-collar identity as a club even as its present-day reality is globalized, cosmopolitan, and services-oriented, down to the highly foreign coaching staff. And like its city, it has ambitions of proving itself against the bigger clubs while resenting its place in the global football player supply chain as a place where up-and-coming stars come to get final assembly for a few years before being sold on to a bigger, richer team. Such as the one made up of effete big-city folk from Kirkenes. Ugh.

There were glimmers of hope that the future might be now at Cambria. With Klarlmas, Achillies, and Carpenter starting to hit their stride, there’s a sense they’ve got to go for it before the big clubs come for their young core of talents. Indeed the promise of IFCF football might well be the thing that helps them retain some of them and finally break into the elite. It’s still asking for a big jump, but the optimism Hannah Wilton generated in her first season (despite actually going backwards in league position) feels like it could be self-fulfilling.

Last five seasons: 13th, 11th, 14th, 10th, 13th
Players in: Trey Dillon (Univ. of Agnew), Lucas von Wolfberg (SV Klagenzell Vólkerheim, τ390k/$1m)
Players out: Megan Woodwell (Burnaby, τ350k)

Jenas Mariapu [GK], age 24 (KSK/ARI)
Sêvêr Fâerçâlenh [LB], age 27 (FFD)
Bors Warwick [CB], age 31 (NPH)
Hannah Devore [CB/RB], age 34 (CDG)
Andrija Hrvatin [RB], age 31 (PAS)
Victor Nyquist [CM], age 33 (VAL) C
Quinten van der Ven* [CM], age 25 (TLI)
Jan Van Dijcke [LW], age 24 (CNR)
Satria Wiradarma [RM], age 26 (PCU)
Ceferino Audiol* [ST], age 23 (JUE)
Catheline Matthias* [ST], age 32 (NPH)

Areke Shinra [GK], age 33 (HIN)
Kendra Millaerl [GK], age 32 (KSK)
Allison Tucker [D LC], age 31 (KSK)
Marietta Tesla [LM/LB/CM], age 33 (HIN)
Bleke Durocher [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Brian Kilcullen [CB], age 23 (KSK)
Monica St.-Pierre [RB], age 21 (KSK)
Rodney Bright [D RL], age 29 (KSK)
Lor Starcutter [DM], age 18 (QAD)
Marek Fifield [CM], age 33 (NPH)
Nurullah Arslan [CM], age 33 (SRS)
Bastian Wolff [LW], age 30 (STL)
Peter Markov [LM/AM], age 20 (KSK)
Cory Ferguson [RM/CM], age 31 (KSK)
Sophie Hildebrand [AM/F C], age 32 (KSK)
Armin Station [AM], age 26 (QAD)
Solveig Vedmark [ST], age 28 (SVJ)
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Kirkenes Football Club
Home ground: Exhibition Place (38,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Honours: KFL Championship (4): 9, 18, 37, 42; runners-up: 60, 70
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 19
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 14
Rivals: CF Outineau, Burnaby SC, Passerine
Fanzines: Rubber Pellets Digest, Centre of the Universe
Manager: Daniel Archer (NPH), age 54; Assistant manager: Analor Avalor (KOR), age 44

The biggest club in Kelssek’s biggest city, KFC has tended to hover near the top without getting the trophies they so desperately crave. As a study in contradictions it oozes old money and the liberal cosmopolitan outlook of its city, but harbours ultras with links to organized crime known mostly for fascist salutes and indiscriminate thuggery. If there’s one Kelssek club to base the villains of a sports movie for kids on, it’s this one. During the winter months, home matches are played at Waterfront Dome with only the lower tier seats sold.

Daniel Archer’s vision is starting to take shape, or at least the narrative that Archer’s vision is starting to take shape is. The playing staff is being overhauled quite visibly and there’s always a risk in bringing in so many new faces in such a short time, though at Kirkenes they might somewhat have gotten used to it by now. Audiol has turned out to be just the line-leading striker they were looking for, and the most expensive player in the league’s history Catheline Matthias is sort of there too, so it will be what’s going on behind them that will probably make the difference and whether they can create the chances and keep defensively solid is going to determine whether it’s a title tilt or scrabbling for the IFCF spots again.

Last five seasons: 6th, 4th, 5th, 2nd, 8th
Players in: Andrija Hrvatin (Serrapince, τ780k/$2m), Jan van Dijcke (Sporting Noordende τ390k/$1m), Satria Wiradarma (Nilayam Utd, τ390k/$1m), Armin Station (Torbay, τ780k/$2m)
Players out: Michael Cabrallo (Union Lachaîne, τ100k)

Cassie Mrythe [GK], age 34 (KSK) C
Brette Hackett* [LB], age 29 (EFL)
Marc Wenger [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Marc Westond [CB], age 27 (SNL)
Nicole Boudrias [RB], age 27 (KSK)
Bridget Coombe* [CDM], age 27 (EXT)
Émîróînó Üjíkân [OM], age 28 (FFD)
Francisco Esquivel [CM/AM], age 25 (TKT)
Lubruose Prape [LM], age 33 (TIO)
Enyinnaya Udegbunam* [RW/LW], age 26 (QUE)
Holly Howell [CF], age 25 (TMB)
Hermann Eld [F C], age 23 (SRS)

Alison Troczynski [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Iroha Irei [GK], age 33 (HIN)
Karon Murell [LB], age 21 (MRT)
Irinia Wassef [CB], age 33 (SRS)
Cormac Ó Conneely [RB], age 34 (KSK)
Kieran McCurdy [CM], age 20 (KSK)
Neil Ferry [CM], age 20 (KSK)
Dominic Lee [LM], age 31 (KSK)
Chike Obident [RW/AM], age 19 (KSK)
Erland Stromby [ST], age 35 (SVJ)
Aidan Caoidheach [FW], age 18 (KSK)
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Latrobe Athletic and Football Club
Home ground: Macquarie Docklands (55,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Clayquot City
Honours: KFL Championship (7): 2, 14, 21, 24, 34, 53, 69; runners-up: 55, 64, 65
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 4, runners-up: 12
IFCF Champions League runners-up: 10, IFCF Challengers Cup runners-up: 6
Fanzines: That's Not the Try Line, Jamie Toohey's Pension Plan
Notable ex-players: Ruslan Demetriev, Aleksander Lukonov, Raïf Ducharne
History and records

It’s a new era at Latrobe. Warner Dranz has departed by mutual consent as the team seemed to be heading for the IFCF slots before slumping into something even worse than the avowed blip of the year before. Questions linger on whether Dranz deserved such a fate, setting up a tough context for the new manager to step into. Obey Chidebere has a real overhaul of a bloated squad on his hands and this is likely to be something of a transition year. But this is one of the hottest seats in the league so a rebuild and results will have to come quickly.

Manager: Obey Chidiebere (BNJ), age 45
Last five seasons: 8th, 7th, 4th, 1st, 7th
Players in: Aidan Caoidheach (youth), Francisco Esquivel (Kythias Rivermen, τ0.6m/$1.5m), Holly Howell (St Thomas, undisclosed), Hermann Eld (1830 Cathair, loan/option to buy), Chike Obident (youth)
Players out: Hela Ishargie (contract expiry), Christine Hill (Sterling Heights, τ0.3m/$0.8m), Raif Ducharne (Mosfleet Albion, free), Taylor Stasiak (Sterling Heights, τ0.3m/$0.8m), Dennon Lewis (Qet, τ0.6m/$1.5m), Zizi Britton (White Mountain, τ0.78m/$2m)

Slaven Bajalica* [GK], age 28 (KSK/FFD)
Laura Adler [RB], age 23 (VAL)
Sahwen Chao [CB/LB], age 23 (SNL)
Natalia Konarik [CB/LB], age 23 (KSK)
Kristie Fortnier [LB/CB], age 34 (CDG)
Ewan Vespertine* [CM], age 20 (CEN)
Kyra Mijancas [CM], age 22 (MRT)
Alice Sauvage* [MF], age 24 (QAD)
Klaus Larsson [OM], age 31 (FFD)
Sandrine McLeod [LW], age 23 (KSK)
Amber Docherty [RM/RW], age 33 (KSK) C
Christophe Violette [AM/F C], age 30 (KSK)

Doug Magennis [GK], age 34 (KSK)
Max Loganach [LB/RB], age 28 (KSK)
Bertrand Paré [D RC], age 31 (KSK)
Julian Hendrick [D C], age 32 (KSK)
Clodio Noya [DMC], age 30 (TEQ)
Ronnie Burton [M R], age 36 (KSK)
Jordan Normand [AM C], age 32 (KSK)
Pherem Mutsuga [LM], age 34 (HIN)
Padraig Sielski [LM], age 19 (KSK)
Larissa Wijk [ST], age 34 (COR)
Lily Witte [CF], age 18 (KSK)
Trìona Smith [CF], age 17 (KSK)
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Mazinaw Vanorian Football Club
Home ground: Crowchilds (18,100)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Strathcona Internationals
Honours: Patriotes Cup (1): 19; runners-up: 66
KFL National South (1): 59
KFL National runners-up: 68
Fanzines: Tricky Trees
Manager: Tomás Fierro, age 44 [CEN/KSK]

There is no evidence of any historical link between Valanora and this club in the high plains city of Mazinaw. This club’s name instead certainly reflects the long-time popularity of that country’s league and national team among fans in Kelssek in the era when football was a niche sport and real fans watched the games on satellite from Atlantian Oceania. Vanorian climbed into the top flight around the same time as their provincial rivals Strathcona, but their fortunes have diverged somewhat as Mazinaw haven’t been able to crack the top tier and settled into a groove as a mid-table talent farm, while blacking out that recent year they got relegated from their collective memories.

Mazinaw had rather too much excitement last season as they dug themselves into the relegation zone early on and fought a long battle to eventually get themselves out. Did they find themselves along this journey and grow as people along the way? That’s certainly been the case for the younger players who came through over the course of the season, and a strong second half which sees them having real confidence this year could mark a climb to the top half.

Last five seasons: 16th, 14th, 13th, 12th + Cup winner, 2nd (Nat'l)
Players in: Lily Witte (youth), Triona Smith (youth)
Players out: Danil Lanziego (loan ended)

Michael Sveyn [GK], age 30 (KRY)
Zaur-Luka Igorić* [RB], age 30 (ZRH)
Norue Busokhu [CB], age 32 (TIO)
Timo Thomsen [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Lance Atkinson [D L], age 31 (KSK)
Harun Farrow [CM], age 21 (EFL)
Kiera Weiram [M C], age 39 (MRN) C
Tyler Hodgson* [LM], age 28 (PFA)
Stéphanie Desharnais [RW], age 24 (KSK)
Roksana Koroleva* [ST], age 26 (CMT)
Denis Sjavopalov [ST], age 25 (SVJ)

Scotia MacDonald [GK], age 32 (KSK)
Aidan Dupuis [GK], age 19 (KSK)
Songwei Milosevic [RB], age 17 (YZH/MYT)
Putu Satria Wibawa [CB], age 18 (PCU)
Jacques Peele [RB/CB], age 35 (KSK)
Kathy Eowins [DM C], age 35 (KSK)
Tyrone Russell [M C], age 36 (KSK)
Zack Sjöberg [MC], age 16 (VAL)
Oskari Yamamoto [LM], age 20 (KSK)
Fioniann Baalbaki [RM], age 30 (KSK)
Zilar Galharretborde [RM], age 33 (ASG)
Sara Violette [LW], age 27 (KSK)
Chevalier Bay [AMF], age 30 (EFL)
Jourdain Dupuis [F C], age 33 (KSK)
James Kagawa [ST], age 19 (KSK)
Cory Browning [F C], age 36 (KSK)
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Océanic club de football Langlois
Home ground: Stade des Pacifiques (36,827)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Main rivals: CF Saint-Richard, CF Outineau
Honours: KFL Championship (8): 5, 11, 17, 19, 30, 56, 57, 66; runners-up: 49, 71
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 2, 15; runners-up: 13
Fanzines: Coach-marde, Aux larmes salés
Manager: Danny Flint, age 58 (Image VLD) Asst. manager

The oldest club in the KFL, and claims to be the oldest football club in the federation. Pioneered a fluid tactical style that has been highly influential in the sport’s tactical development within the country, leading to an emphasis on players with versatility and a range of skills rather than specialization. Their stadium is also one of the most scenic in the country. All in all a grand old team to play for and a grand old team to see, if you know your history.

Despite ambitious and optimistic projections Oceanic just couldn’t get the goals at key points in the season and had to settle for scrapping for the Champions League spots, then not even getting at that. Stefan Galloway proved a serious disappointment and despite a tidy profit on his transfer leaves a bitter taste and lingering questions about whether the dressing room was much too disrupted by the big influx last season. And can you guys explain why you’ve spent close to 800 grand on a literal child?

Last five seasons: 5th, 3rd, 2nd, 9th, 7th
Players in: Songwei Milosevic (Beiyun Stars, τ780k/$2m), Aidan Dupuis (youth), Zack Sjöberg (Club ESF), Harun Farrow (1830 Cathair, τ0.2m/$0.5m)
Players out: Stefan Galloway (Macarthur City, τ1.3m/$3m), Ella Moore (Tihon Utd, τ0.7m/$1.5m)

Rhys le Besco* [GK], age 26 (MRT)
Alain-Elric Sauve [LB], age 22 (KSK)
Afrim Degirmen [CB], age 31 (SRS)
Tobert Usher [RB], age 23 (KSK)
Gilles Bray [M C], age 27 (KSK)
Götz Makatsch* [M/AM], age 29 (VAL)
Drystan Tudor [CM/AM], age 27 (DEL)
Molly Taylor [LWB/LW], age 25 (EUR)
Tomás Guisao* [M R], age 29 (KSK/FFD)
Pierre van der Winkel [AM], age 25 (KSK)
Vanda Gerô [ST], age 31 (PAS)

Thimiscles Seanclair [GK], age 34 (YSP)
Sonya Lau [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Errol Tellier [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Emmett Thackary [D R], age 33 (KSK)
Melanie Fowler [D RC], age 30 (KSK)
Stuart Markov [LB], age 19 (KSK)
Mint Leaf [RW/AM], age 28 (CRY)
János rue Belois [M LR], age 29 (KSK/FFD)
Saori Takahata [AM/F C], age 33 (HIN)
Ego Giles [LW/RW], age 30 (TKT)
Radomir Primakov [F C], age 32 (PDN)
Phillippe Lavoie [ST], age 21 (KSK)
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Club de football Outineau
Home ground: Stade Olympique (58,600)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Rivals: Kirkenes FC, Les Castors, Langlois Océanic, CS Saint-Rémy
Honours: KFL Championship (10): 12, 15, 27, 33, 41, 50, 60, 63, 67, 73; runners-up: 59
Coupe des Patriotes (5): 5, 13, 16, 17, 22; runners-up: 21
Ad'ihan Challenge Trophy (1): 18
Notable former players: Blake McDonagh, Gabriel Lapierre, James McDonald, Loïc Maçon-Petrault, Brigitte Coppinger, Adam Corvin, Ashley Douglass, Jean-Phillippe Auiloquet
Fan channels: Tourtière congelé, Ignoble, Latte-Sipping Cock Muncher's Quarterly
Manager: Romain Dupuis, age 55 Coaches: Jean-Marc Arndeau, age 40; Sean Clarke, age 39

History and records. One of Kelssek football’s traditional powers, they hold the record for the most Patriotes Cup wins and as of last year, one of three clubs to have won a domestic double. The club’s Anglian fanzine references an infamous hot-mic incident when a KBC pundit dismissed the passion of the club’s supporters with a colourful reference to the city’s pretentious coffee preferences and social liberalism. A big part of the matchday experience is the singing and banners of its long-standing supporters group Les Ignobles.

Many fans had complained about the full-time move to the “soulless” Stade Olympique and that they needed to bring in a foreign coach to dispose of the air of mediocrity under Romain Dupuis. After a double winning season, the stadium sure has some memories now, and no one’s talking about whether Romain Dupuis is good enough. Outineau finally broke through to romp to the trophies in a year where they simply had a step ahead of the competition. With big veteran presences deciding to retire on a high, what does that mean for the dressing room dynamic, and who will step in to provide the leadership for this squad?

Last 5 seasons: 1st + Cup winners, 5th, 6th, 3rd, 4th + Cup winners
Players in: Stuart Markov (youth)
Players out: Jean-Phillippe Auiloquet (retired), Ashley Douglass (retired), Scott Davies (retired), Nicolas Michel (Strathcona, τ120k)

Nathaniel Williams [GK], age 24 (KSK)
Jaya Hadi Gunawan [RB], age 18 (PCU)
Sha Jian [CB], age 23 (YZH)
Sang-Hun Noel [DF], age 25 (QAD)
Lewis Brockton* [LB/RB], age 30 (KSK)
Ronin Otero* [CM], age 20 (QAD)
Roy Jenkins [M C], age 32 (KSK) C
Xaviér Lacroix [LM], age 31 (KSK)
Demetrius Paschalakis* [RM], age 27 (NPH)
Markus Oyvind [AM C], age 30 (KSK)
Gabriel Davies [F C], age 35 (KSK)

Malone Newport [GK], age 34 (GTK)
Stéphanie Kouam [LB], age 17 (KSK)
Sandy Fisher [LB], age 22 (KSK)
Justine Bixby [D C], age 33 (KSK)
Josie Hoster [D R], age 33 (KSK)
Risteárd McGregers [MF], age 26 (EQS)
Guilliame Honoré [CM], age 19 (KSK)
Eire St.-Pierre [CM], age 18 (KSK)
Angéline Ibanez [LM], age 21 (KSK)
Kimiko Koizumi [M RLC], age 34 (HIN)
Luca Jenmarsh [M R], age 32 (KSK)
Cameron Lewis [M C], age 35 (KSK)
Wiktor Nebojsa Dassow [C/AM], age 36 (ZRH)
Martinius Enge [AMC/ST], age 16 (VAL)
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Passerine Football Club
Home ground: Portedowns Park (26,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Kirkenes FC
Honours: KFL National (3): 60, 66, 68
Fan media: Abusive Tweets, Pitchside Hops
Notable ex-players: Zoé Goh-Lemaire
Manager: Brigitte Coppinger (NPH), age 44

Records and history. Has fashioned itself into a football club for those who like to sip an IPA (now supplied by the Terembev conglomerate) from a plastic cup at the stadium and don't mind finishing tenth being considered an accomplishment. Hey, it's better than being one of those mainstream Kirkenes FC supporters.

This is the fate of being middle of the pack and having the players who are your best chance of progress get worldwide attention: with Zoé Goh-Lemaire playing in the World Cup team bids from foreign clubs were always going to come in, and for a club like Passerine a thick wad of universal standard dollars are hard to refuse. But while they won’t be able to rely on a top scorer, the rest of the team remains solid and there’s still expectations that positively breaking the streak of 16th-place finishes means more growth to come.

Last five seasons: 12th, 16th, 16th, 16th, 1st (National)
Players in: Stéphanie Kouam (youth), Guiliame Honoré (youth), Sha Jian (Jiangdong Tycoons, τ0.3m/$0.8m), Demetrius Paschalakis (East Bay Ath, free), Martinius Edge (Mar Sara, free)
Players out: Zoé Goh-Lemaire (1923 Esca, τ1.9m/$4.8m), Luke Thomas (retired), Alberta Turok (Union Lachaïne, free)

Samuel van Buren [GK], age 24 (KSK)
Noémi St-Germain [LB], age 27 (KSK)
Ross Vetrone [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Anthony Na [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Yunus Baluch [RB], age 27 (SRS)
Lynne Gaudreault* [DM], age 28 (KSK) C
Goulwen Baudrillart* [CM], age 23 (OAM)
Katherine Noro [CM], age 29 (KSK)
June Kapotsis [LM], age 21 (KSK)
Abhilasha Suntil [ST], age 24 (SRS)
Derrick Mercier* [RW], age 25 (KSK)

Mark Bhàsa [GK], age 18 (KSK)
Brodie Ling [LB], age 25 (KSK)
Emre Wark [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Hugh Lee [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Cadman Thomsen [RB], age 28 (KSK)
Rosalie Anderson [CM], age 25 (KSK)
Amandine Bélanger [AM], age 24 (KSK)
Rosalie Nord [LM], age 24 (KSK)
Julius Fournier [RM], age 17 (KSK)
Eoin Rathais [ST], age 29 (KSK)

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Pembina City Football Club
Home ground: Boulevard Road (11,528)
Facilites: Ground ★★ / Training ★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Rivals: Sitka Valley

Based in the capital of Wenerdere, where football is a distant third-favourite sport to hockey and rugby. More than one young fan has been bullied by their replica jersey being taken and part of the P in the sponsor’s logo getting coloured in with a marker so the shirt says “Fartsource”. This will be Pembina’s second stint in the top flight, and this time they are letting their Wenerderian rivals Sitka Valley know – Sitka Valley have struggled to come even close to a return after their last relegation and Pembina’s romp through the National division playoffs was a nice way to rub their noses in it. But even the most charitable supporters know they should enjoy this while it lasts, which despite what looks to be some smart overseas scouting, is unlikely to be very long.

Manager: Jordyn Fascher, age 40
Last season: 3rd (Nat)
Players in: Yunus Balach (Syneca, free), Goulwen Baudrillart (Melito d’Argenteuil College, free), Abhilasha Suntil (Algolia, free)
Players out: Colin Na (Torbay, τ250k)

Cathal Gallagher [GK], age 36 (KSK) C
Tzevaada Muir [D L], age 34 (MRN)
Martín Ferrari* [CB], age 25 (VLD)
Nikolai Seabury [DF], age 31 (KSK)
Kurispin Moloses [RB], age 26 (FFD/KSK)
Cory Grossman [M C], age 32 (KSK)
Aaron Lyybeck [AM C], age 26 (KSK)
Timurdogan Yerli [MC/AMC], age 33 (TMR)
Xena Allste* [RM/RW], age 30 (CMT)
Manda Iara [LM], age 30 (CMT)
Larissa Campanella* [FW], age 29 (VLD)

Denise Witt [GK], age 30 (KSK)
Kardos Szûcs [GK], age 20 (PAS)
Shane Reilly [D L], age 34 (KSK)
Aya Kawasaki [LB], age 23 (CMT)
Russell McDougal [D R], age 29 (KSK)
Sarah Pritchard [CB], age 18 (KSK)
Alexandre von Mertens [D C], age 33 (KSK)
Eoin Mac Dùbhghlas [CB], age 19 (KSK)
Coalan O'Reilly [AM C], age 34 (MUR)
Kai Fukushima [M R], age 32 (KSK)
Claire Glass [ST], age 21 (KSK)
Tatjana Pistor [F C], age 31 (KSK)
Brandon Soinen [ST], age 21 (KSK)
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Shearwater Football Club
Home ground: Kingswharf (40,500)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Rivals: Port City, Langlois Océanic
Fanzines: Southwest Stand Dispatch, Yellow Brick Road
Honours: IFCF Champions League (1): 11
KFL Championship (4): 36, 40, 70, 71; runners up: 69, 73
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 21
Notable former players: Shaheen Taleb, Karen, Damien Halliger, Loisé Camserhe, Tara Kreidel, Brion Steinno
Manager: Olaf Jurtanen, age 51 (SVJ); Asst. manager: Tyler Shrub, age 39 (KSK)

Founded as a sports club for the personnel of a Kelssek Navy base, the club no longer has formal links to the military but does reference this history the club crest’s resemblance to a ship’s badge. Quietly built itself into a top-three powerhouse under the management of Ryan Potter, but didn’t win anything until they sacked him and brought in Olaf Jurtanen, who won two league titles, the Patriotes Cup, and the IFCF Champions League.

Shearwater got back to (near) the top, and when your “worst” season in the Jurtanen reign means you were second in the league, things are going well. Especially in a season marked by the departure of Tara Kriedel and swirling fears of a massive drop-off, instead there was a near-seamless transition as Ferrari and Campanella made a mockery of their doubters. Fans hope for a title challenge again and with this all-action fluid 4-2-2-2 terrifying the rest of the league, the only thing that can stop them is their lack of a thoroughbred defensive midfield destroyer.

Last five seasons: 2nd, 9th + Cup winners, 1st, 1st + CL winners, 2nd
Players in: Eoin Mac Dùbhghlas (youth), Aya Kawasaki (Alnio Univ. of the Arts)
Players out: Rémond Leste (Aleiusia Capital, τ300k/$660k)

Mavrik Rowland [GK], age 23 (KSK)
Patrice Morin [D LR], age 26 (KSK)
Cedella Verlander [CB], age 35 (NPH)
Kenzo Harrison* [CB], age 24 (SNL)
Justin Gollander [RB], age 24 (KSK)
Alisse Duclair [CB/DM], age 25 (KSK)
Timothée Boisvert [CM], age 19 (KSK)
Anne-Marie Lamoureaux [M C], age 29 (KSK) C
Kaiden Pépin* [CM/AM], age 22 (KSK)
Théo Esposito [CF], age 21 (KSK)
Lourence Henin-Sauvé* [LW/CF], age 25 (KSK)

Jeanne Makarniz [GK], age 21 (KSK)
Jason McGwire [D/M L], age 30 (KSK)
Maxime Bearnon-Sappeur [D C], age 36 (KSK)
Myriam Yang [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Callie Troulos [CB], age 19 (KSK)
Aaron Dupuis [RB], age 22 (KSK)
Yara Mearns [LB/LM], age 30 (KSK)
Mortéza Fadel [DM C], age 36 (KSK)
Louise Tremblay [M C], age 33 (KSK)
Olivier Lee [CM], age 21 (KSK)
Noah-Elliot Robins [LM], age 21 (KSK)
Antonina Kazankova [RM], age 18 (PYA)
Juan Marc Valdéz [F C], age 30 (KSK)
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Club de football Saint-Richard
Home ground: Stade Michel-Beaulieu (19,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Honours: KFL Championship (1): 35
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 9
Rivals: Langlois Océanic
Fanzines: Moules frites
Manager: Jonathan Dubois, age 40

Les Navigateurs pride themselves on the ethos of being close to the community, and a squad primarily made up of gars de chez nous, youth players from the local area who came up through its academy. For a long time they were solid mid-table mainstays, but it just takes a bad year or two and they suffered the indignity of a shock relegation. And it came at the hands of their derby rivals Océanic on the final day of season 70. The sentimental second-favourite club of many. As the travails of similar clubs that have fallen into yo-yo status in recent years, the competition to be top-flight fixtures is more intense now and nothing can be taken for granted.

St-Richard comfortably survived their first season back and with a hungry young and talented squad they’re a potential surprise package to watch. Kaiden Pépin’s emergence was a big highlight of last season, and the energy they have in their midfield and attack can be a real handful for many teams.

Last five seasons: 15th, 2nd (Natl), 3rd (Natl), 18th, 10th
Players in: Callie Troulos (youth), Justin Gollander (St. David, τ400k)
Players out: none

Marcus Aureleus [GK], age 31 (CMT)
Artem Baldov [RB], age 26 (KSK)
Oregon Lévesque [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Antony Hangman* [CB], age 25 (NPH)
Theo Capella [LB], age 31 (CAD)
Benoný Ísarrsson* [DM], age 29 (GRF)
Girolamo Alcides* [CM], age 29 (MRC) C
Amandine Radjen [RW], age 33 (KSK)
Lara Crist [LM], age 30 (CMT)
Lyall Murphy [LW/ST], age 34 (SCT/QUE)
John Polito [ST], age 24 (KSK)

Ross Soderling [GK], age 25 (KSK)
Behai Griffin [RB], age 19 (CMT)
Garrett O'Shea [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Karina Wilkinson [CB], age 27 (HAN)
Lucy Elton [LB], age 33 (KSK)
Rhys Remillard [LB], age 18 (KSK)
Jonathan Vauhkonen [CM], age 33 (KSK)
Irfan Hakemi [CM/AM], age 27 (KSK)
Errol Lìos [AM], age 20 (KSK)
Drî Tòr [F C], age 26 (KSK/FFD)
Joseph Denham [AM RC], age 30 (KSK)
Vincent Price [F C], age 33 (KSK)
Jan Kabanov [ST], age 19 (KSK)
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Star of Confederation
Home ground: The Domain (22,565)
Honours: KFL National runners-up: 66
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★ / Youth recruitment ★
Fanzine(s): Das Kapital

The club from the federal capital Neorvins is a relatively recent entrant to the top flight and much of this has been a result of adopting a highly professional sporting and performance staff as well as smart scouting of players. While many residents of the capital move there from elsewhere with existing allegiances to clubs in the bigger sports of rugby and ice hockey, these are less entrenched in football so S.O.C. is working hard to win over new fans.

Last year they were solid in the midfield but struggled to score if Lyall Murphy wasn’t feeling it. Polito looks like a smart buy: a talented youngster who was agitating to get into the first team at Clayquot and but could well do a job if he’s not fighting with five other forwards for game time. Soderling as the number 1B goalkeeper ready to push Aurelus on is also looking like a smart buy. A mid-table challenge is on the cards.

Manager: Gary Allard, age 50
Last five seasons: 14th, 13th, 15th, 16th, 2nd (Natl)
Players in: John Polito (Clayquot, τ350k), Ross Soderling (Wynleth, τ400k), Andrew Everingham (Wynleth)
Players out: Alex Domingue (retired), Eowyn Jones (retired)

Mia Hinam [GK], age 27 (KSK)
Daniel Vergland* [LB], age 30 (KSK) C
Maya Shayilan [CB], age 19 (KSK)
Lucian Wright [CB], age 28 (MUR)
Harold Archer [RB], age 30 (KSK)
Colton Wynter* [CM], age 29 (TKT)
Guilliame Laganière [CM/RM], age 31 (KSK)
Nicholas Knox [RM], age 30 (FVA)
Benjamin Miyamoto [LM], age 28 (KSK)
Tom Sloan* [ST], age 27 (SNL)
Liang Wei [ST], age 28 (YZH)

Lee Allen [GK], age 30 (KSK)
Jeanne Dutronc [GK], age 33 (HIN)
Fredrick Angelini [CB], age 19 (KSK)
Angela Dupuis [LB], age 33 (KSK)
Christine Faubert [RB], age 22 (KSK)
Dylan Buday [CM], age 19 (KSK)
Hayden Prince [CM], age 35 (KSK)
Peadar Smythe [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Madison Korrbs [AM C], age 34 (KSK)
Stefan Curtiz [LM], age 33 (NPH)
Hazmar Roger [AMF/CMF], age 20 (EFL)
Tatiana Breathnach [LW], age 29 (KSK)
Caleb Greening [F C], age 28 (KSK)
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Saintsport Heath Football Club
Home ground: Admiralty Terrace (7,600)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Fanzines: Sacred Sheep
Honours: KFL National (2): 65, 73; runners-up: 63, 71
Notable former players: Joni Lindegaard

The pride of the rusty port city that gets between the city of Redswyth and the open ocean. Well, pride of the soccer fans at least; metropolitan Redswyth is rugby country and round balls are looked upon with suspicion and disdain. Saintsport are right back into the top flight as National champions and nursing a grudge that they didn’t “deserve” to go down two years ago because they were actually “too good”. Retaining most of this too good core helped them but now the likes of Wynter,and Miyamoto face the challenge once again of coping with the Championship and need to rise to this challenge properly a second time around. Tom Sloan, too, has been rescued from relegation of the Wynleth Flyers ship for quite a lot of money and has everything to prove.

Manager: Cory Greenwood, age 42, Asst. manager:
Last five seasons: 1st (Nat), 19th, 2nd (Nat'l), 8th (Nat'l), 8th (Nat'l)
Players in: Harold Archer (Torbay, τ200k), Maya Shaylian (youth), Mia Hinam (Burnaby, τ125k), Tom Sloan (Wynleth, τ590k/$1,5m)
Players out: Kelsey Macklin (retired), Kayley Lundberg (retired)

Ellen Underwood [GK], age 23 (KSK)
Efra Soke [LB], age 31 (FFD)
Emma Beaudry [RCB], age 24 (CDG)
Honorio Menez* [CB], age 23 (MRT)
Waleeda Hollis-Park [D R], age 29 (EFL)
Mhara Vera [CM], age 27 (NYK)
Stéphanie Wang [CM], age 20 (KSK)
Doner Grrhonomó [AM C], age 29 (KSK/FFD)
Lynne Crossley* [RW], age 26 (TMB) C
Preston Treadwell* [ST], age 29 (CDG)
Chung Seo-Yeon [LW/CF/ST], age 32 (HIN)

Joe Schlosser [GK], age 35 (KSK)
Tyler Anderson [GK], age 17 (KSK)
Kelsey Lore [D RC], age 30 (KSK)
Astrid Lodgen [D LR], age 34 (KSK)
Carey Mason [D L], age 36 (KSK)
Nicolas Michel [D LC], age 30 (KSK)
Trifonas Tolakis [CB], age 29 (VDR)
Geoff Prouse [RB], age 19 (KSK)
Rhys Dadit [M C], age 32 (KSK)
Ashton McCulloch [LM], age 19 (KSK)
Nadia Khourian [RM/CM], age 23 (KSK)
Laura Millclef [AM/F C], age 33 (KSK)
Amy Freeman [CF], age 19 (EUR)
Russ Shaw [CF], age 22 (SNL)
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Strathcona Internationals
Home ground: Bowreach (34,900)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Mazinaw Vanorian
Honours: KFL Championship (2): 59, 72; Runners-up: 68
Patriotes Cup (1): 12; Runners-up: 7, 16
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 11/KFL66; Runners-up: 12
KFL National South (1): 53
Notable former players: Bratislav Rukavina, Bryan Hartpoach, Laurel Tinker-Witt
Fanzines: To the Ends of the Earth, Mosh Pit of the Bourgeoisie

Based in Vickery, the capital of Conryia, the club was founded by a group of expatriate workers to enter the Conryia Provincial Cup and city-level competitions, taking the name of the industrial quarter south of central Vickery. Today this area has been gentrified with the factories and warehouses converted to loft apartments. Nicknamed "The Globalists", originally a piss-take by fans of other clubs. This dates to the club's first-ever league title win in KFL season 60, the year after UICA's collapse. Although expecting to take part in the Dwile Invitational the paperwork was allegedly lost and the club were thus denied the opportunity to play in international competition. The club president subsequently complained there was a global conspiracy against Strathcona, and rival fans have never let them forget it.

Last year brutally exposed how superstar-and-inshallah is no recipe for success, and when the club promises to rebuild around Crossley they need to really mean it. Fans are relieved that after all the speculation, she’s still here and so the key addition from the off-season, Mhana Vera, should help to resolve a big gap in the side that saw them struggle to create and allowed opponents to get lots of traction by crowding Crossley out of the game.

Manager: Niall Jenkins, age 61; Asst. manager: Laurel Tinker-Witt (ZWZ)
Last five seasons: 11th, 1st, 4th, 5th, 3rd
Players in: Nicolas Michel (Outineau, τ100k), Tyler Anderson (youth), Geoff Prouse (youth), Ashton McCulloch (youth), Mhara Vera (Dewayo Mustangs, τ1.2m/$3m), Russ Shaw (Montfort Wanderers, free)
Players out: Jonathan Berton-Fleury (Lachaîne, τ250k), Chris Stevens (contract expiry)

Vladimir Perunovic [GK], age 29 (KSK/FFD)
Huang Han [LWB/LW], age 22 (YZH)
Jura Weiss-Mescat [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Nediljko Brajković [CB], age 24 (PAS)
Sorcha Cleeves [RB], age 20 (KSK)
Adam Callaghan [M C], age 33 (KSK)
Miller West [CM], age 32 (BRE)
Vanessa Weger* [AM], age 23 (KSK)
David Geoffrion* [CM], age 26 (OAM)
Neil Murphy [CF], age 34 (KRY) C
Lionel an Deòir* [FW], age 20 (KSK)

Eamon Mac Dùbhghlas [GK], age 19 (KSK)
Nene Shibata [D C], age 34 (HIN)
Micah Hackney [LB], age 28 (XAN)
Brynn Satterfield [RB], age 21 (XAN)
Ronaldo Kaber [CB/DM], age 18 (EFL)
Simon Grilli [AM], age 21 (KSK)
Yohan Millar [RM], age 38 (EFL)
Nayla Culloch [CF], age 20 (KSK)
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Torbay Thunder
Home stadium: Armidale Plain (10,300)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Fanzine(s): (Thor Pun Here)
Honours: KFL National (1): 61
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 17/KFL72, 18/KFL73
Notable former players: Dan Antoninsson, Eoin Bream, Julius Heer

Everfree Forest legend Blake McDonagh, at one time apparently the only right-midfielder in Kelssek, was supposed to be in for a trial by fire in his first top flight managerial gig with a cobbled-together coaching staff. It all went a lot smoother than anticipated, netting a second straight Vilitan Cove Invitational. Not least because it turns out Torbay’s talent-farm strategy meant they were sitting on a lot of talent. And now, they’ve sold on a lot of talent. This could give the likes of Brajković a chance to step up. It could also mean a disjointed shambles that will test squad cohesion. Player to watch: Lionel an Deòir, who earned a Kelssek call-up last year and could well be set for many more.

Manager: Blake McDonagh, age 44, Player-coach: Hildur Eiríksdóttir
Last five seasons: 11th, 9th, 7th, 8th, 4th (Nat'l)
Players in: Bryn Satterfield (Univ of Galliburton), Ronaldo Kaber (Mt Salt Football Academy), Jeremiah Garland (NGSA Ulyanof, τ100k), Miller West (Bencoolen City, free), Micah Hackney (Galaxy SC, free), Colin Na (Pembina, τ250k), Simon Grilli (Burnaby academy, free)
Players out: Carey Mason (retired), Kevin Taylor (Clyde Park, τ660k/$1.5m), Gregor MacLean (retired), Jeremy Carey (Workers Union, τ660k/$1.5m), Alejandra Younes (Dalaris City, τ750k/$1.7m), Armin Station (Kirkenes τ1.2m/$2.5m)

Théo Lee [GK], age 20 (KSK)
Marc-Antoine Dollinger [LB], age 32 (KSK)
Dania Guerin [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Alberta Turok [D C], age 35 (KSK)
Marc Lepetit [RB], age 24 (KSK)
Jonathan Berton-Fleury [M C], age 35 (KSK)
Stéphanie Romer* [CM/RM], age 24 (KSK)
Fang Chenguang* [RW], age 22 (CMT)
Pierre-Luc Larivière [LM], age 25 (KSK)
Devin Rowan [AM], age 30 (KSK)
Lourence Henin-Sauvé* [LW/CF], age 28 (KSK) C

Levit Guindon [LB], age 25 (KSK)
Michel Larivière [CB], age 26 (KSK)
Michael Cabrallo [RB], age 36 (KSK)
Maxime Paquette [LB], age 33 (KSK)
François Gobain [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Amandine Blanchet [CM], age 32 (KSK)
Stéphanie Stasiak [CM], age 19 (KSK)
Eoghan Cuckovic [LM], age 18 (KSK)
Édouard Forget [CF], age 31 (KSK)
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Union sportive de Lachaîne
Home stadium: Allée des Écluses-Noires (9,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Fanzine(s): Mon p'tit corvette
Honours: KFL National runners-up: 73
Manager: Antoine Girard, age 42

Based in a part of Outineau marked by the boom and bust of the shipping canal once integral to the economy of central Beaulac. Southwestern Outineau's finest wins promotion to the first division for the second time in their history. Unlike the last time we saw them up here, they are only highly likely instead of dead certain to go back down. Not to be too blunt about it, Antoine Girard is certainly coming to notice for his work with very limited resources. Some of these players could well be motivated by this chance to audition for bigger things – and that could be good or bad for Lachaîne’s prospects this year.

Last three seasons: 2nd (Nat), 20th, 6th (Nat)
Players in: Alberta Turok (Passerine), Michael Cabrallo (Kirkenes), Stéphanie Stasiak (youth), Jonathan Berton-Fleury (Strathcona), Fang Chenguang (Z'ai'ai Inst., free), Eoghan Cuckovic (youth)
Players out: none

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Romaine Fabricator - @HereWeGo
Strathcona sources say Lynne Crossley NOT FOR SALE under ANY circumstances!
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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
Roman Torshen FORCING HIS WAY OUT of Norrion Rovers who are not pleased at all! They’ve set price at USD 5m, out of reach of most KFL teams?
Champions League 2nd qualifying round
St-Rémy 2-1 Herzegovina (BNJ)
Herzegovina 2-2 St-Rémy (3-4 agg.)
Challengers Cup 2nd qualifying round
The Rogues (SCA) 2-2 Kirkenes
Kirkenes 1-2 The Rogues (aet, 3-4 agg.)
Tier Two Official - @TierTwoOfficial
Strathcona sources suggest “one year of earnings” would be a good offer for Lynne Crossley, who is indispensible to the club and not for sale ever
Tier Two Official - @TierTwoOfficial
Strathcona source was probably being SARSACSTIC
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Champions League 3rd qualifying round
Tropicorp Super Cup
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Stein-los Turkish

St-Rémy 3-2 Maethoru (KOR)
Maethoru 3-1 St-Rémy (aet, 5-4 agg.)

Sabrefell Ath (NPH) 3-1 Shearwater
Shearwater 2-1 Sabrefell Ath (3-4 agg.)
Challengers Cup 3rd qualifying round
Océanic 1-1 Amangwazi Birnin (ZIW)
Amangwazi Birnin 1-2 Océanic (2-3 agg.)
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Challengers Cup 4th qualifying round
Tropicorp Super Cup
Tropicorp FC 1–1 Torbay Thunder

Scolastico (ELM) 0-2 St-Rémy
St-Rémy 2-0 Scolastico (4-0 agg.)

Binclestead Wood (FVA) 1-1 Shearwater
Shearwater 2-0 Binclestead Wood (3-1 agg.)

New Lakeland (CDG) 2-3 Océanic
Océanic 1-1 New Lakeland (4-3 agg.)

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Postby Kelssek » Wed Apr 12, 2023 3:18 pm

Matchweek 1
Colton Wynter has the first goal of the season and three minutes into their return to the Championship, Saintsport was leading against Burnaby. The fans were in good voice at Admiralty Terrace as their team went into half time winning 1-0 against the 15-time league champions.

I see Saintsport Heath arising
I see the rampage comin’ through
Terrace fans unite
All for the red and white
Saintsport Heath is on the rise!


But Burnaby came back as the big teams do, pouring on the pressure and getting due reward for their efforts. Captain Nacuémiró Buené rifled one in to level the scores and then Andreas Bjerk slid a slide-rule pass for Timothy Sapping to open his account with ten minutes to go. Burnaby’s quality showed through in the end and they were off and running.

The big matches of the opening weekend came on Sunday and St-Rémy staked their claim as contenders with aplomb by beating Kirkenes away in a cagey affair that burst into a mad and desperate flurry when Florian Berkut opened the scoring in the 81st minute. Ceferin Audiol equalized with a stunning dribble through the lines, helped as Victor Nyquist played a smart one-two to get him in on goal where he couldn’t miss. And Outineau’s title defence got to a tame start with a draw away to Strathcona, as Preston Treadwell snatched a late equalizer at Bowreach that deflated the vistors. That could either signal that Strathcona are back or that Outineau having some key veterans retire might impact their mentality. Hamiltonian and Shearwater finished the weekend tied for first. It’s only day one, of course.

Océanic 1–1 Novonaya
Saintsport 1–2 Burnaby
Star of Confederation 1–4 Hamiltonian
Coquitlam United 2–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Pembina 1–4 Shearwater
Union Lachaîne 2–1 Passerine
Saint-Richard 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Clayquot City
Kirkenes 1–2 Saint-Rémy
Strathcona Intls 1–1 Outineau


Matchweek 2
Saintsport 3–3 Star of Confederation
Challengers Cup playoff round 1st leg
Southern Star (BRE) 0-2 Shearwater
Hiyashi Celestia (EXT) 2-0 Océanic
St-Rémy 3-1 St Thomas (TLI)

Burnaby 1–0 Outineau
Saint-Rémy 2–0 Strathcona Intls
Clayquot City 1–2 Kirkenes
Latrobe Athletic 0–0 Torbay Thunder
Passerine 1–1 Saint-Richard
Shearwater 5–1 Union Lachaîne
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–0 Pembina
Novonaya 2–4 Coquitlam United
Hamiltonian 1–0 Océanic


Matchweek 3
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BLANC on target
Top of the table clashes don’t usually involve Coquitlam and Hamiltonian, so Elizabeth Blanc should enjoy scoring the winner to send her team top while she can.
Murphy’s strike SHOCKS Burnaby
Star of Confederation set the night alight with a bright performance against the Centurions, taking their chances in what looks like a troubling sign for Burnaby’s title chances at this early stage.
CAMPANELLA slays shorthanded St-Richard
St-Richard held up well after Alisse Duclair was sent off for two-footing Manda Iara, and a goal from Larissa Campanella was enough to ensure Shearwater joins Coquitlam at the top of the table as the two teams with a 100 percent record after three matches.
COPPINGER: “We have HIGH hopes this season”
Passerine manager Brigitte Coppinger was enthused about her side’s 4-1 win in Torbay, and while there’ll be bigger games at least they’ve shown they can get goals without Goh-Lemaire.


Coquitlam United 2–1 Hamiltonian
Challengers Cup playoff round 2nd leg
Shearwater 1-0 Southern Star (3-0 agg.)
Océanic 2-1 Hiyashi Celestia (2-3 agg.)
St Thomas 0-0 St-Rémy (1-3 agg.)

Pembina 2–0 Novonaya
Union Lachaîne 0–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Star of Confederation 2–1 Burnaby
Océanic 1–1 Saintsport
Saint-Richard 0–1 Shearwater
Torbay Thunder 1–4 Passerine
Kirkenes 0–0 Latrobe Athletic
Strathcona Intls 1–1 Clayquot City
Outineau 2–1 Saint-Rémy


After the playoff round Kelssek’s got two out of three into the main phase of Challengers Cup. CSSR put in an away day anti-football performance in the Licentian Isles, putting the shutters down to ride their 3-1 advantage from the home leg into the group stage. Oceanic had a big deficit to overcome and a loose showing at the back let Hiyashi Celestia get the vital goal. Larissa Campanella scored the only goal as Shearwater cruised past Southern Star.

Matchweek 4
On this week’s Podcast FC...
  • Handing Bridget Coombe the captain’s armband has been the first big call of Obey Chidebere’s tenure at Latrobe. He’s come in knowing the team were weak defensively, not necessarily in terms of conceding lots of goals but being vulnerable and making mistakes at the worst times – and Coombe has during her time in Kelssek been partly culpable for Latrobe’s failings in that department. It’s only the third match but so far Coombe has been repaying this trust from the manager and she was the clear player of the match, orchestrating a comprehensive shut down of the Kirkenes attack as well as continually providing the outlet against Strathcona. Getting consistent quality out of Coombe will be vital to moving Latrobe in the right direction.
  • Strathcona’s loss to Latrobe puts them in the relegation zone – hardly significant after just four matches, but a month without a win has manager Niall Jenkins feeling the pressure early on. Mhara Vera is looking lost and Lynne Crossley very frustrated.
  • They’ve mostly played lower-table battlers so far, but Coquitlam’s four straight wins is as good a start as they could have asked for as they settle in with a new manager. Who needs Obey Chidebere in the dugout after all?
  • Clayquot were clicking as they recorded their first win of the season against the defending champions. Margerie Pax’s side were fluid and clinical, while Romain Dupuis was left fending off questions about whether his players have become complacent after last season’s double triumph.

Burnaby 1–1 Saint-Rémy
Clayquot City 2–1 Outineau
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Strathcona Intls
Passerine 2–1 Kirkenes
Shearwater 4–0 Torbay Thunder
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–1 Saint-Richard
Novonaya 2–1 Union Lachaîne
Hamiltonian 4–0 Pembina
Saintsport 0–1 Coquitlam United
Star of Confederation 0–1 Océanic


Matchweek 5
Coquitlam United 0–0 Star of Confederation
Pembina 4–0 Saintsport
Union Lachaîne 1–0 Hamiltonian
Saint-Richard 1–1 Novonaya
Océanic 0–3 Burnaby
Torbay Thunder 1–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
Kirkenes 2–0 Shearwater
Strathcona Intls 2–1 Passerine
Outineau 1–1 Latrobe Athletic
Saint-Rémy 2–2 Clayquot City


Matchweek 6
Passerine 3–1 Outineau
Champions League group stage MD1
H | Outineau 2-2 Bavingtor (FVA)
Challengers Cup group stage MD1
B | Inland Peaks (VIL) 0-3 Burnaby
C | Hiyashi Celestia (EXT) 0-0 St-Rémy
K | Shearwater 1-2 Lakewood City (TMB)

Saintsport 1–1 Union Lachaîne
Star of Confederation 2–0 Pembina
Océanic 1–0 Coquitlam United
Burnaby 4–0 Clayquot City
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Saint-Rémy
Shearwater 2–0 Strathcona Intls
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–4 Kirkenes
Novonaya 1–2 Torbay Thunder
Hamiltonian 0–2 Saint-Richard


Matchweek 7
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Coquitlam and Burnaby in derby STALEMATE
Coquitlam fell in their first serious test of their season against Oceanic, as the early league leaders suffered their first defeat in their first encounter against a top contender. They needed a bounce back as they hosted their downtown rivals in the Battle of Burnaby, live on free-to-air on TV12’s Saturday Soccer to boot. Result: inconclusive, as Sapping’s opener was cancelled out by a close-range thwack by Alpár rue Pfáreliele.
Gerô breaks duck in win for OUTINEAU
Shearwater moved into first on the back of last week’s results, and are still just there despite getting blitzed by Outineau who showed they’re finally getting their season into gear. Vanda Gerô finally has a goal, breaking a drought that’s been a big factor in Outineau’s poor start to the season.


Union Lachaîne 2–1 Star of Confederation
Coquitlam United 1–1 Burnaby
Pembina 0–8 Océanic
Saint-Richard 2–1 Saintsport
Torbay Thunder 2–0 Hamiltonian
Kirkenes 4–1 Novonaya
Clayquot City 2–2 Latrobe Athletic
Strathcona Intls 0–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Outineau 2–0 Shearwater
Saint-Rémy 1–1 Passerine


Matchweek 8
Saintsport 1–2 Torbay Thunder
Champions League group stage MD2
H | Sabrefell Ath (NPH) 2-1 Outineau
Challengers Cup group stage MD2
B | Burnaby 2-3 Galatica (PAS)
C | St-Rémy 2-2 Rülândéá Kôstä (FFD)
K | Yerushalayim (ADB) 1-0 Shearwater

Passerine 0–2 Clayquot City
Shearwater 1–0 Saint-Rémy
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–3 Outineau
Novonaya 0–2 Strathcona Intls
Hamiltonian 0–3 Kirkenes
Burnaby 2–0 Latrobe Athletic
Star of Confederation 1–2 Saint-Richard
Océanic 5–1 Union Lachaîne
Coquitlam United 3–1 Pembina


Matchweek 9
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Liang Wei SNAGS winner as Saintsport ASCENDS against Kirkenes
Liang Wei absolutely leathered a shot that took a deflection past Jenas Mariapu to the despair of the Kirkenes crowd and give the second division champions their first win of the season in stunning fashion.
Langlois caught in derby DAZE
After netting 13 goals in two matches against relegation fighters Pembina and Lachaine, they came up against another club on paper they should be manhandling: their old rivals St-Richard in the Salt Coast derby. Kaiden Pépin and Lourence Henin-Sauvé delivered two goals in 10 minutes to give St-Richard the win.
Misfiring Latrobe HELD by Passerine
Latrobe falls behind in the early race for the top five as their goalscoring struggles continued, and you just knew what was coming when Gabriel Davies got in alone on the keeper on a counter-attack. xG won’t help you now.
BURNABY goes top as Shearwater FALTERS in Clayquot
Cory Grossman’s sending off capped a torrid day for Shearwater as Raizen Saikyomono tormented them all match, and delivered the cross that Martin Ferrari knocked past his own goalkeeper to hand three points to their hosts. That allowed Burnaby to move into first place by gliding serenely past an outclassed Pembina City team as Xek Sunsaber came off the bench to score twice.


Saint-Rémy 1–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Clayquot City 3–2 Shearwater
Latrobe Athletic 1–1 Passerine
Pembina 0–4 Burnaby
Union Lachaîne 4–3 Coquitlam United
Saint-Richard 2–1 Océanic
Torbay Thunder 2–1 Star of Confederation
Kirkenes 0–1 Saintsport
Strathcona Intls 1–0 Hamiltonian
Outineau 3–1 Novonaya


Matchweek 10
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A lot of things for Kirkenes to be embarrassed about in that performance, but the biggest one is they started a lineup with ZERO Kelssek citizens, and players from Kelssek in total played 6 minutes for them all match
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Entirely fitting that the capital city team’s winner was scored by Clayquot-born John Polito!
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Man with NOTEPAD spotted at Bowreach, is WIRR TSI scouting Lynne CROSSLEY?!


Mazinaw Vanorian 2–3 Clayquot City
Champions League group stage MD3
H | Outineau 2-2 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
Challengers Cup group stage MD3
B | 1923 Esca (MYT) 2-2 Burnaby
C | St-Rémy 1-0 Royal Daulapura (ERM)
K | Shearwater 2-0 Mood (CHA)

Coquitlam United 1–4 Saint-Richard
Star of Confederation 2–1 Kirkenes
Océanic 2–0 Torbay Thunder
Burnaby 2–0 Passerine
Shearwater 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Novonaya 0–5 Saint-Rémy
Hamiltonian 1–1 Outineau
Saintsport 1–3 Strathcona Intls
Pembina 3–3 Union Lachaîne


IFCF latest
  • Brace from CAMPANELLA puts Shearwater in a winning MOOD
  • BERKUT penalty puts St-Remy past Daulapura
  • Giles nets late EQUALIZER as Outineau SURVIVES home scare

Matchweek 11
Strathcona Intls 2–1 Star of Confederation
Outineau 4–0 Saintsport
Union Lachaîne 0–3 Burnaby
Saint-Richard 1–0 Pembina
Torbay Thunder 3–1 Coquitlam United
Kirkenes 1–2 Océanic
Saint-Rémy 3–1 Hamiltonian
Clayquot City 0–1 Novonaya
Latrobe Athletic 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Passerine 1–0 Shearwater


Matchweek 12
“Well, of course there’s still so much of the season left, but this really felt like that’s it for Shearwater’s title hopes. It’s really just symbolic, you know, this is something you can make up with a couple wins here and the other teams will drop points, you know that. But it just had that feel to it, this match, for Shearwater, it’s a test they failed, leaves them with six wins and six losses. You don’t with the title with six losses, they’ve just not been convincing, and if you don’t see a reaction after losing to Passerine last week, that’s not a great showing and really, Olaf Jurtanen has some work to do.”
“And it’s a set piece, right Ingrid Lambert popping up to head it in for Burnaby. You have to hand it to Oliver Crossley, though. He’s been excellent so far, five goals against, already eight clean sheets, when your goalie’s playing like that, it makes everything easier for the whole team. We’re crossing live now to Langlois where our Gavin Ruckland is with Strathcona manager Niall Jenkins.”

“Niall, your team didn’t get off to a great start, but after this win, you’ve beaten a top club and are now in third place. How confident are you that you’ll be up there at the end?”
NIALL JENKINS: “Well, you’ve said it, it’s a really tight situation right now and as long as we can find the right moments we have a great chance. I’ve been very happy with the commitment from all the players. You’ve seen Preston Treadwell go through some tough times and today he took his goal well to give us the win. Mhara Vera is settling down well and working excellent with Lynne, so we’ve got more creativity and a stronger midfield now, so we have to take this and build from here. Now of course I think you can’t get anything done in football if you’re not thinking about the team first, but when you have contributions from individual players like that, you can never be unhappy.”
“With all you’ve see so far, do you think you can end the season in the position you are now, third?”
“The goal for us this year is top five. This club belongs on the world stage, on the international stage you could say. We need to keep going and have consistently strong performances, you look at how everyone is bunched together in the table, one slip right now and you’re 14th. I think a lot of clubs’ seasons are going to be defined by the next few weeks and I’m determined we’ll be the wheat from the chaff here.”
“Thank you Niall, back to the studio...”

“...And so after all that, it’s three points between 2nd-place St-Richard and 11th-place Passerine while Burnaby glides serenely eight points clear at the top. It’s all wide open and we’ll see who has the quality to hang on.”

Novonaya 2–5 Latrobe Athletic
Hamiltonian 1–1 Clayquot City
Burnaby 1–0 Shearwater
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–1 Passerine
Saintsport 1–1 Saint-Rémy
Star of Confederation 2–2 Outineau
Océanic 0–1 Strathcona Intls
Coquitlam United 0–3 Kirkenes
Pembina 2–3 Torbay Thunder
Union Lachaîne 1–1 Saint-Richard


Matchweek 13
Passerine 0–1 Novonaya
Champions League group stage MD4
H | Montreal Koreana (QUE) 1-1 Outineau
Challengers Cup group stage MD4
B | Burnaby 1-2 1923 Esca (MYT)
C | Royal Daulapura (ERM) 3-1 St-Rémy
K | Mood (CHA) 4-0 Shearwater

Shearwater 0–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saint-Richard 1–2 Burnaby
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Union Lachaîne
Kirkenes 0–1 Pembina
Strathcona Intls 0–1 Coquitlam United
Outineau 1–0 Océanic
Saint-Rémy 3–1 Star of Confederation
Clayquot City 2–1 Saintsport
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Hamiltonian


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Burnaby loses but Andreas Bjerk scores SPECTACULAR 8th goal of the season, already linked with possible 26 million RECORD move to Raynor City United! Kitara AA also monitoring!
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Matchweek 14
Saintsport 1–1 Latrobe Athletic
Star of Confederation 0–2 Clayquot City
Océanic 2–0 Saint-Rémy
Coquitlam United 0–2 Outineau
Pembina 2–3 Strathcona Intls
Burnaby 2–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Novonaya 1–3 Shearwater
Hamiltonian 2–2 Passerine
Union Lachaîne 2–4 Kirkenes
Saint-Richard 2–1 Torbay Thunder


Matchweek 15
Burnaby races ahead of frenetic melee
Burnaby turned on the style and brutually exposed the cracks in a patchy Torbay side, with Lori Garland and Xek Sunsaber stepping up to fill injury worries in the starting eleven. Ryan Potter’s found a formula that seems to work for this squad in a way that Seth Harrison couldn’t manage, finding a way to unleash the full devastation of Andreas Bjerk and Timothy Sapping’s abilities. But for the rest of the league the season is turning into something that resembles the free-for-all fighting pits of ancient times, or maybe a present-day underground cage fight.
  • Strathcona Internationals have clambered into second place after two straight wins, sure, against the minnows of the division but just ask Outineau about the danger of taking them lightly. Newly promoted Pembina stole a famous win against the Rouge-et-bleu at Stade Olympique, keeping their organization admirably for the 90 minutes before a poorly-defended free kick on the flanks from 40 yards out allowed Abhilasha Suntil to stick it into the roof of the net from point blank range.
  • Kirkenes brought the overachievers St-Richard down to earth in a 4-0 hammering to move into fourth. Catheline Matthias showed why she’s the league’s record signing with a marvellous hat-trick, though predictably the fan channels were grousing about how she needs to do it against the likes of Outineau and Burnaby for this to matter.
  • It’s been a rude return to his day job for Cathal Gallagher. Four months after being feted for his solid goalkeeping that helped Kelssek to the World Cup quarterfinals, he’s found himself at fault for yet another glaring error that has cost his club side, though of course he’s not the only Shearwater player under the glare of criticism as they’ve struggled for consistency and find themselves well off the pace in 10th. Hamiltonian were gifted a point when Gallagher spilled what should have been an easy catch from a cross into the path of Mesi Klarlmas who had an empty net into which to slot the equalizer. For their part, Cambria are still at the wrong end of the table after a torrid start to the season, and that was definitely more than they deserved.
  • In retrospect St-Remy’s win against Coquitlam shows up the difference between contenders and pretenders. After a flying start that saw them briefly leading the league, Coquitlam’s fifth loss in sixth matches sees them falling to 13th.

Latrobe Athletic 2–2 Star of Confederation
Champions League group stage MD5
H | Outineau 4-0 Sabrefell Ath (NPH)
Challengers Cup group stage MD5
B | Galatica (PAS) 2-2 Burnaby
C | Rülândéá Kôstä (FFD) 1-3 St-Rémy
K | Shearwater 1-0 Yerushalayim (ADB)

Passerine 0–1 Saintsport
Shearwater 2–2 Hamiltonian
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Novonaya
Torbay Thunder 1–3 Burnaby
Kirkenes 4–0 Saint-Richard
Strathcona Intls 4–0 Union Lachaîne
Outineau 0–1 Pembina
Saint-Rémy 2–1 Coquitlam United
Clayquot City 0–3 Océanic


IFCF ROUNDUP
Outineau steamrolls Sabrefell Athletic in charge for knockouts
Everyone wants to see a bounce back when they suffer a bad loss, and Outineau responded by shredding Nephara’s Sabrefell Athletic. The visitors didn’t know what hit them as a team that struggled to string any passes together against relegation fodder just three days back pinned back a top Champions League contender for long stretches with relentless pressing and interchange play, and the Rams goalkeeper Raluca Garamond could even have fairly been named Player of the Match for stopping it really getting out of hand. More importantly it puts Outineau in a great position to advance to the knockout round if they can beat Bavingtor in the final round of the group stage.
  • Lyybeck’s strike enough to give insipid Shearwater win against Yerushalayim
  • Wakering doubles up as CSSR cruise to win in Rülândéá
  • Lambert sees red as Burnaby batten down the hatches to earn draw against Galatica

Matchweek 16
Océanic 3–2 Latrobe Athletic
Coquitlam United 1–1 Clayquot City
Pembina 1–4 Saint-Rémy
Burnaby 3–0 Novonaya
Hamiltonian 4–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saintsport 1–3 Shearwater
Star of Confederation 0–2 Passerine
Union Lachaîne 2–4 Outineau
Saint-Richard 1–1 Strathcona Intls
Torbay Thunder 0–3 Kirkenes


Matchweek 17
As it happened: Kirkenes vs. Burnaby
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Kickoff at Waterfront Dome as the Anglian Derby gets underway. Burnaby are running away at the top of the table, with 41 points. That’s 12 points ahead of second place Océanic and 13 points in front of their hosts today. Their defensive record is not just enviable but incredible – 8 goals against – but they’re not even particularly defensive in tactical approach and they’ve also got the most potent offence in the league. All that to say Kirkenes are really up against it today, but they need to get a result to stop Burnaby pulling away as well as not to fall behind themselves in the pitched battle for the top five spots and a place in the international competitions next year.
6 mins: PENALTY TO BURNABY! A disastrous start for Kirkenes. They’ve barely got a touch on the ball and now face a spot kick after Bors Warwick goes to ground to stop Timothy Sapping dribbling past and ends up clattering the Burnaby striker.
7 mins: Sapping misses the penalty! Jenas Mariapu wasn’t getting there but the ball shaves the outside of the post and goes out! It’s a massive relief for Kirkenes and their players are trying to hype up this crowd as if they’d scored themselves!
19 mins: GOAL! Kirkenes 1-0 Burnaby (Wiradarma)
Completely against the run of play, and certainly against the balance of possession. But maybe that’s the trap, as Burnaby are caught out by the Kirkenes press. Ceferino Audiol sparks a moment of panic from Olaf Haabjorn, who smacks a wild long ball that’s easily intercepted by Quinten van der Ven, who spots the run of Satria Wiradarma and plays the Pemecutan winger through on goal. Wiradarma hits sweetly it on the half-volley, leaving Oliver Crossley helpless in the Burnaby goal as it flies into the net!
42 mins: Tempers flare as Rory Joseph takes exception to Bors Warwick’s robust challenge that leaves Andreas Bjerk on the deck and squares up to the Kirkenes centre-back. Andrija Hrvatin charges to defend his Kirkenes teammate and bodychecks Joseph to the turf. After the players separate Joseph and Hrvatin each get yellow cards.
Half time: Kirkenes 1-0 Burnaby
Burnaby have dominated the play but have little to show for it – they’ve had a decent quantity with 5 shots on target but none of them seriously threatening to get past a keeper of Mariapu’s quality. Kirkenes have scored with their only shot on target. Lori Garland is coming on for Andreas Bjerk – it seems the tackle which kicked off some spicy action has left the Vanorian worse for wear.
65 mins: Two brilliant saves by Mariapu, and Burnaby can’t believe they haven’t scored! Lori Garland arrives at the far post to volley home a peach of a cross from Ikra Yonte, but the Kirkenes keeper somehow gets enough of a hand on it to divert it wide! Off the resulting corner, Ingrid Lambert gets a free header but Mariapu is there again to scoop it off the line.
83 mins: Burnaby’s Cenian teenager Xek Sunsaber announced himself to the world last season when he scored the winner in this fixture. He gets a glorious opportunity when Ikra Yonte’s long range shot is blocked by Hannah Devore, right at his feet, but this time Sunsaber shanks his shot horribly wide.
FULL TIME: Kirkenes 1-0 Burnaby
The crowd enjoyed this brave, battling performance by Kirkenes. They steadied the ship after a start to the match that could’ve sunk them quickly, took advantage of Burnaby’s mistakes, and refused to be overawed by the league leaders. While the result doesn’t change any league positions, Burnaby’s second defeat of the season does throw a speed bump in their title charge. Ryan Potter will be wondering how his team managed to lose this – they certainly created enough chances.


Passerine 1–2 Océanic
Champions League group stage MD6
H | Bavingtor (FVA) 1-2 Outineau
Challengers Cup group stage MD6
B | Burnaby 2-1 Inland Peaks (VIL)
C | St-Rémy 1-3 Hiyashi Celestia (EXT)
K | Lakewood City 3-1 Shearwater

Shearwater 1–2 Star of Confederation
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–0 Saintsport
Novonaya 3–1 Hamiltonian
Kirkenes 1–0 Burnaby
Strathcona Intls 0–1 Torbay Thunder
Outineau 3–0 Saint-Richard
Saint-Rémy 1–1 Union Lachaîne
Clayquot City 1–4 Pembina
Latrobe Athletic 3–0 Coquitlam United


IFCF ROUNDUP
Outineau through in Champions League
Outineau are just starting to find their legs in this season, or perhaps the post-trophies hangover is finally wearing off for this team. This ended up being a good win against Bavingtor.
  • St-Remy drops into Associations Trophy after home horror show
  • Shearwater squeaks through despite Lakewood City humbling
  • Yonte nets winner to send Burnaby through against Inland Peaks

Matchweek 18
Hamiltonian trusts the process despite poor start
In different circumstances Hannah Wilton would probably have been sacked by now, but the performances have been there even if the results haven’t and Hamiltonian Cambria fans are hopeful that the Shingoryite coach will springboard them higher up the table in time to come. Supporters point to the work she’s done to develop young players like Mesi Klarlmas, Ian Paquin, and Oakleigh Carpenter, noting it’s the veterans like Abdur Rahmann Heather and Artyom Gradovic who’ve been off the boil in recent months, even while the team has come away with points from most of its difficult encounters with the top clubs, as this weekend’s draw against Burnaby illustrates. The problem has come more in matches against other clubs in the mid-table logjam, and
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Torbay Thunder 1–1 Outineau
Kirkenes 1–1 Strathcona Intls
Star of Confederation 1–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
Océanic 0–1 Shearwater
Coquitlam United 1–1 Passerine
Pembina 1–4 Latrobe Athletic
Union Lachaîne 1–3 Clayquot City
Saint-Richard 2–2 Saint-Rémy
Burnaby 1–1 Hamiltonian
Saintsport 1–1 Novonaya


Matchweek 19
KFL Afterburner on SportInfo Radio
“...but Kirkenes were also very strong defensively, so it’s a fair result. I’m disappointed we didn’t take our chances today, but we too kept our discipline. These matches are always intense, you’re on edge a bit sometimes.”
“Romain Dupuis there, the Outineau manager keeping things calm shall we say, after the War of the Crowns ends scoreless at Stade Olympique. Thirteen yellow cards given out in that match, how could both teams still have 11 on the pitch at the end...?”
“Referees, they sometimes lose that nerve to send someone off in matches like this, you know? How many warnings did Victor Nyquist get, how many times did Afrim Degirmen just wipe out Catheline Matthias after already getting booked the first time...”
“Back to the phone lines now, Sheldon’s a Shearwater fan, how’s your day been Sheldon? Is this where you expected Shearwater to be at the halfway mark, ninth after a loss to Coquitlam?”

“Hello Matt, Hello Trish... This was a tough loss to take. Once again our lack of a real ball-winner, we need that kind of midfield destroyer, it was badly missing today and we keep getting that exploited. It means we don’t have the ability to control games and see out a win once we’ve got a lead. It’s great that we can go forward and score goals and try to win the matches that way, and it works against some teams, but we rely a lot on other teams misfiring – last week against Oceanic being a prime example where they missed all kinds of chances, we could’ve lost that 7-1 instead of winning one-nil if they’d had better finishing... but you know what I mean, coming back to today’s match, this time Coquitlam took their chances and we paid dearly. It’s happened far too often...”

“Great points Sheldon. A lot of Shearwater fans think they should’ve had a penalty today. Was that tackle, for you, I thought Campanella went down much too easily myself, was that what you saw?”

“Disagree with that, sorry, that was 100 percent a penalty. The referees have an agenda against us. I guess they think it’s another team’s turn to win this year. I could go on about how many calls we haven’t got. But ultimately we need to get someone who can shore up the defence and snuff out threats before they get to our back line.”

“Hang on, Sheldon, are you saying the referees are fixing the matches against Shearwater??”

“Not fixing. That’s like, corruption. No, it’s not like that, it’s more like professional wrestling, where it’s like, they let things happen that shouldn’t, or interfere with stuff that was going to happen, to help the league’s marketing and-”

“Alright, sorry to interrupt you Sheldon but we’ve got a lot of people on the lines we want to get to, but thanks for your call. I’ll watch out for the linesman taking out Cathal Gallagher with a steel chair. Next caller... good lord, referees are conspiring against Shearwater?... we’ve got Tina who’s a Latrobe fan, Latrobe move into second with a third straight win today... Happy with the Obey Chidiebere reign so far, Tina?”

Passerine 3–0 Pembina
Cup Winners’ Cup first round leg 1
SC. Tabeira (ACS) 1-2 Outineau

Shearwater 2–3 Coquitlam United
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–2 Océanic
Novonaya 1–3 Star of Confederation
Hamiltonian 3–2 Saintsport
Strathcona Intls 0–3 Burnaby
Outineau 0–0 Kirkenes
Saint-Rémy 6–0 Torbay Thunder
Clayquot City 3–0 Saint-Richard
Latrobe Athletic 3–0 Union Lachaîne


                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Burnaby 19 14 3 2 39 10 +29 45 -
2 Latrobe Athletic 19 9 7 3 35 22 +13 34 -
3 Kirkenes 19 10 3 6 35 15 +20 33 -
4 Saint-Rémy 19 9 6 4 38 20 +18 33 -
5 Océanic 19 10 3 6 34 18 +16 33 -
6 Outineau 19 9 6 4 32 18 +14 33
7 Clayquot City 19 8 6 5 30 29 +1 30
8 Strathcona Intls 19 8 5 6 23 20 +3 29
9 Shearwater 19 9 1 9 32 24 +8 28
10 Mazinaw Vanorian 19 8 3 8 26 27 −1 27
11 Passerine 19 7 5 7 25 21 +4 26
12 Saint-Richard 19 7 5 7 24 29 −5 26
13 Coquitlam United 19 7 4 8 25 32 −7 25
14 Torbay Thunder 19 7 4 8 22 36 −14 25
15 Hamiltonian 19 5 5 9 27 30 −3 20
16 Star of Confederation 19 5 4 10 25 34 −9 19
17 Union Lachaîne 19 4 5 10 24 46 −22 17
18 Novonaya 19 4 4 11 20 42 −22 16 -
19 Pembina 19 5 1 13 23 49 −26 16 -
20 Saintsport 19 2 6 11 18 35 −17 12 -

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Coupe des Patriotes third round
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Lefranc saves two penalties as Coquitlam escapes scare
Tom Porter at Maillardville Park

That cheer from the home fans is more relief than victory. They shouldn’t have needed it to get this far against a National division team but Coquitlam are finally through to the next round.

90+5 mins
FT: Ealesgreen Utd 3-1 Passerine

That’s the final whistle! An amazing result as Passerine has been knocked out by third division Ealesgreen! The Championship side were rocked by conceding early and they never seemed to get into the rhythm of the match.
112 mins
GOAL! Océanic CF 3-1 Natanel Royals (Chevalier Bay)
It shouldn’t have taken this long for Langlois Océanic to dispose of second division relegation strugglers Natanel, but they’ve finally managed to knock the fight out of their opponents in extra time and Chevalier Bay makes sure by heading in Tyler Hodgson’s cross. Two goals in five minutes, good night.

Rory Joseph settles Battle of Konueira
Tony Cooper at Larkhamfield

There’s not been this intra-republic rivalry match since the club from the Konueiran capital got relegated, and Kingstown were definitely up for this one. But the quality of the Burnaby squad showed as a heavily rotated line-up did enough to earn a narrow victory. Rory Joseph was on target in the 53rd minute and that’s all that was needed in the end.


St. Kildera FC 3–3 Colwynian Vale (4–5 AET)
Stade Montagnards 1–2 CS Saint-Rémy
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–2 Hamiltonian Cambria
Coquitlam United 1–1 CS Rivière-du-Nord (1–1 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Delta Sorthern
Union Lachaîne 1–0 Rytick
CF Saint-Richard 1–0 Delta Sorthern
Racing Mistwygn 3–0 Neíra Alavaria
Jeunesse Lunaire 0–2 Association Ariddienne
Shearwater 2–0 Stade Laneux
Redswyth Red Stars 5–0 AS Lac-Abitargnais
Strathcona Intls 4–1 CF Mirabelle
Wynleth Flyers 2–4 Kawarthas District
West Haligonia Spartan 0–1 NGSA Ulyanof
Cache-Crambery 1–7 New Scarborough
Châteaufroid 2–0 Valeartha
Fretscray FC 5–0 Hawthorn Elms
CF Outineau 4–0 Hell's Gate
Les Castors 0–0 Sudbury Rangers (1–1 AET) (4–2 pen.)
ASC Arvika 3–1 Gagliano Mariners
Ealesgreen United 3–1 Passerine
Kingstown Athletic 0–1 Burnaby SC
Franche-Contamine 2–1 Wickham Warriors
Arlingsdale City 1–1 St. David Wanderers (2–1 AET)
Port City 1–2 Parracuttis
Saintsport Heath 0–1 Kirkenes FC
White Rose 1–3 Pembina City
Miramichi Lakers 4–0 Watermeet
Torbay Thunder 0–1 Star of Confederation
FC Novonaya 1–2 Clayquot City
Breton Pacifica 0–0 Sitka Valley (0–1 AET)
Langlois Océanic 1–1 Natanel Royals (3–1 AET)


Matchweek 20
Saint-Rémy 2–3 Kirkenes
Cup Winners’ Cup first round leg 2
Outineau 5-1 SC. Tabeira (7-2 agg.)

Burnaby 1–0 Saintsport
Hamiltonian 1–2 Star of Confederation
Novonaya 2–2 Océanic
Mazinaw Vanorian 4–3 Coquitlam United
Shearwater 3–1 Pembina
Outineau 1–1 Strathcona Intls
Passerine 3–2 Union Lachaîne
Latrobe Athletic 2–2 Saint-Richard
Clayquot City 2–0 Torbay Thunder


Matchweek 21
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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
Burnaby playing 4D chess loaning out Eilwen Loew to butcher the contenders while playing for another team #STRvSRE
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Matt Lister - @MLister_TV12
Clayquot once again stalled in their push to break into the elite. Matches like this are a trend. Just not enough quality throughout the lineup and it shows when you face an expensively-assembled team of craft ingredients like Kirkenes
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Matt Lister - @MLister_TV12
Mazinaw sorely missing Laura Adler’s playmaking threat going forward today, just emphasizes what a difference this breakout year has made for the full-back. Even hearing she’s considered for Valanora NT

Pembina 0–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Challengers Cup round of 32 leg 1
Burnaby 0-3 Aleiusia Capital (ZRH)
Shearwater 2-2 Ulsa (EUR)
Associations Trophy round of 32 leg 1
Griffin Isles (PTR) 1-1 Saint-Rémy

Coquitlam United 2–1 Novonaya
Océanic 1–1 Hamiltonian
Star of Confederation 1–2 Saintsport
Outineau 0–1 Burnaby
Strathcona Intls 2–3 Saint-Rémy
Kirkenes 2–1 Clayquot City
Torbay Thunder 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Saint-Richard 1–1 Passerine
Union Lachaîne 0–3 Shearwater


73 min: A variety of reactions at Kingswharf as Kelssek captain Colm Ó Tuathail is subbed on for Ulsa: polite applause, boos, and high-pitched profanities picked up by one of the boom mikes.
82 min: That same fan was screeching profanities at Ó Tuathail as he went within earshot to take a corner, but...
GOAL! Shearwater 2-2 Ulsa (Bastable 82)
...it didn’t seem to help as Ó Tuathail strikes an outswinging ball cleanly to the corner of the six-yard box. Cathal Gallagher thinks about coming out for it, Martín Ferrari doesn’t head it away convincingly, and it falls for Curtis Bastable to poke it into the net! Shearwater’s precarious advantage is erased!
Post-match at Stadium Konueira
They’ve lost the home leg 3-0, but Burnaby manager Ryan Potter is putting on a brave face by saying that he doesn’t think this tie is over yet. “You always want to go into a match with confidence and in the league we’ve been carrying on really well. Tonight we got too comfortable, it was a lapse, and it cost us cash upfront.”

Matchweek 22
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MARGERIE PAX, speaking to KBC Clayquot:
“We need to carry this performance into the next two matches which will be difficult challenges against tough teams. Kirkenes are in great form and we are right in the mix with Strathcona as a rival for the IFCF spots.”

With this result Clayquot is four points behind Oceanic in the chase for a place in the Challengers Cup.
WAKERING roofs a volley past LE BESCO
St-Rémy moves up into third with a win against the defending champions in the Derby of the Valleys. For the second week in a row Outineau have lost after letting in an early goal and find the top five and an IFCF spot slipping away.
CHIDEBERE revels in the home support
Latrobe’s fans sing their manager’s name to the tune of Seven Nation Army as the final whistle sounds. They taught Kirkenes a lesson today as Holly Howell scored two, Enyinnaya Udegbunam added another and Sêvêr Fâerçâlenh added an unfortunate own goal as Émîróînó Üjíkân’s cross went in off his bum. But Kirkenes will be having a serious inquest on the plane home as this defensive frailty can’t continue – they’ve gotten away with some bad mistakes the last few weeks and now punished in severe fashion.


Mazinaw Vanorian 2–2 Union Lachaîne
Coupe des Patriotes fourth round
Franche-Contamine 0–3 Strathcona Intls
Ealesgreen United 3–1 Redswyth Red Stars
Clayquot City 2–2 CF Saint-Richard (2–3 AET)
Racing Mistwygn 3–0 New Scarborough
Colwynian Vale 3–2 Langlois Océanic
Burnaby SC 2–0 Châteaufroid
Kirkenes FC 1–2 Association Ariddienne
Kawarthas District 1–0 ASC Arvika
Fretscray FC 1–2 CF Outineau
Star of Confederation 1–2 Parracuttis
Latrobe Athletic 3–1 Miramichi Lakers
NGSA Ulyanof 2–1 Hamiltonian Cambria
CS Saint-Rémy 0–2 Coquitlam United
Les Castors 5–1 Shearwater
Sitka Valley 0–3 Pembina City
Union Lachaîne 2–2 Arlingsdale City (3–2 AET)

Shearwater 4–1 Saint-Richard
Passerine 1–1 Torbay Thunder
Latrobe Athletic 4–1 Kirkenes
Clayquot City 0–0 Strathcona Intls
Saint-Rémy 1–0 Outineau
Burnaby 4–1 Star of Confederation
Saintsport 2–3 Océanic
Hamiltonian 1–0 Coquitlam United
Novonaya 2–1 Pembina


“Shearwater need to get their heads straight, there’s still lo ts of time left... But on a day that’s seen Ariddienne dump out Kirkenes already, and Océanic knocked out by Colwynian, it seems like upsets are the theme. Yerli... that’s not a good pass, and Castors are surging forward with the ball all of a sudden! Ferrari’s lunged in there... and missed both ball and man! Oh, what a chance! Bonnevie is there! What a strike, what a goal! Gabriel Bonnevie puts Castors three goals ahead!! This is an INCREDIBLE upset in the making here at Parc Sainte-Justine!”

Matchweek 23
Saturday Soccer on Network 12: St-Rémy vs. Burnaby
“Wakering lines up this free kick... I don’t think there’s any doubt about who’s taking this, even though Maiev Feidhlim is going to measure it up too. Wakering...! Into the top left corner, what a strike that was! St-Rémy are ahead, 17 minutes in!”
“...that seemed to come off Buené’s arm! Aneurin Wakering certainly thinks so, but the referee is emphatic in waving it off! Play continues though and Minerva Emond is going to lose the race to the ball. Linton-Arbour’s got it now for St-Rémy... he plays it for Berkut! He’s through!... and Berkut scores! He powers it past the onrushing goalkeeper, two-nil to St-Rémy. And Oliver Crossley is furious with his defenders, and you have to say, Berkut got in between the centre-backs like they weren’t there!”
“...played back across by Sapping! COWLER!!... How did Deni Cowler miss that! It’s a huge chance for Burnaby to get back in this match and it was fired wide by Cowler from point blank range! It would’ve been easier to hit the back of the net, that one.”
“Esposito on the overlap for Burnaby! Blocked! Cegarra is going to hoof this away. And Faragó Aranya... has got the loose ball and got St-Rémy on a counter attack! Three on two for St-Rémy... can Aranya pick the right option? He plays a high ball towards Sheikh-Renard...! And it’s in the net, but the flag is up! It didn’t look offside to me, surely VAR is going to look at this. St-Rémy players are huddling. If they act like it was a goal maybe it’ll count, they seem to think. We’re seeing the replays in our booth and I have to say it looks like Sheikh-Renard was level. Whatever the call is, Burnaby have to regroup quickly if they’re going to have any chance of coming back two goals down with just about 20 minutes left. They’ve not been... and it’s a goal! VAR has overruled the offside call, it’s three-nil to St-Remy!”
“...Ketsia Ventura has the goal but she’s scowling and there’s nothing to celebrate as the Burnaby players know this is not going to make a difference deep in stoppage time. It’s three-one to St-Rémy with the final whistle just seconds away here at the Intersat...”


On this week’s Podcast FC...
  • St-Remy has put a dent in Burnaby’s charge to the title... but with the gap down to ten points is this a mere speed bump or a turning point? It’s stunning how poor Burnaby were – I’m going to say it’s a blip, but people will point out so was the collapse in the Challengers Cup against Aleiusia two weeks ago. So two swallows don’t make a spring but are we starting to see this charge run out of steam?
  • Novonaya manager Tyler Shrub launched an extraordinary broadside at his bosses, daring them to sack him in the aftermath of a 3-1 defeat against Union Lachaine that saw them change places in the league table, with Lachaine moving one point above the line and putting Novonaya in the relegation zone. “We’ve been set up to fail, the players and me. What you saw today and in the past few weeks is that we’ve not been given what we need and the thing is, most people associated with this club know what needs to change, but there’s people in key positions upstairs who need to get our of the way – and they can sack me, if they want to face the rest of us who know where things have gone wrong.”
  • Expected goals statistics give some credibility to Hannah Wilton’s claims that Hamiltonian aren’t getting the results they deserve, but at some point wasting gilt edged chances in front of goal is just a sign of playing badly and the scouts are going to be told to look for a new goalkeeper. Erica Perez smashed a clearance off the back of Pembina forward Derrick Mercier‘s head and into the net for a farcical winning goal, while Lucas von Wolfberg squandered a hat-trick of chances against the league’s leakiest defence.

Kirkenes 1–0 Passerine
Challengers Cup round of 32 leg 1
Aleiusia Capital 4-0 Burnaby (7-0 agg.)
Ulsa 2-0 Shearwater (4-2 agg.)
Associations Trophy round of 32 leg 2
Saint-Rémy 1-1 Griffin Isles (a.e.t., 2-2 agg., 4-3 pen.)

Outineau 0–1 Clayquot City
Strathcona Intls 0–3 Latrobe Athletic
Saint-Rémy 3–1 Burnaby
Torbay Thunder 1–2 Shearwater
Saint-Richard 2–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Union Lachaîne 3–1 Novonaya
Pembina 2–1 Hamiltonian
Coquitlam United 1–1 Saintsport
Océanic 0–1 Star of Confederation


Matchweek 24
KFL Afterburner on SportsInfo Radio
“And that’s curled into the box. Laura ADLER!!... That’s her second goal and Mazinaw are in front! Laura Adler is wasting no time getting back on track for Mazinaw.”
“Suddenly Torbay are in trouble as they blow a two-goal lead in Mazinaw as Vanorian’s Vanorian youngster is taking them into the IFCF conversation. Meanwhile Latrobe came apart at home and were down to ten after 50 minutes.”
“...and Bridget Coombe knows what’s coming. She was the last one back, and it’s a straight red for the Latrobe captain.”
“Her teammates have left Coombe out to dry on that one. That’s the captain taking it for the team. What were they doing out there? No other way to stop Gero and it’s gotten a lot worse for Latrobe now, you really can’t see them getting out of this one. Back to the bad old days for Latrobe, this is the kind of defensive frailty we all thought they put behind them last season. Obey Chidebere has got to figure out how to stop those habits coming back.”

Latrobe fans, we want to hear from you! Can you stay second? Can you catch Burnaby? Is the title race over with 13 points between the leaders and the rest? At least one match without Bridget Coombe... Burnaby fans, what about your team? Were you lucky to get past Océanic today? Have you got the fuel to last the rest of the way? Call in now, this is the Afterburner on SportsInfo Radio.”
“But first up we’ve got Rob! Rob’s a Kirkenes fan, how are you today Rob?”
“Bad! It’s all gone to sh...right the toilet, hasn’t it?”
“Oh, come on Rob, you’re still in a good spot, comfortably going to the Challengers Cup at least, that’s bad?”
“For a club of our stature, we’re the biggest team in the country! In football, I mean, the most members, right? We’re just not getting any closer to the league title, and we’re not winning trophies consistently, we’re not close to that, and this year, it’s the same again.”
“Is this just coming after a loss, no doubt that’s an important loss against Shearwater today...”
“That’s the point, though, that’s the point, we’re always coming up short in the key matches. Clubs like Shearwater they came up from nowhere and won the league twice, won a Champions League, they make us look silly. What is it we’re doing wrong? What is it?...”
“...I hear your frustration, Rob, what about the match today, though, what was the crucial factor in that match?”
“There’s just bad decisions, right? Audiol scores and we’re ahead, and you think, yes, this one we can grab it and see it out. But then it’s like we got too excited, we start giving the ball away, we get caught out, the crowd’s against us, van der Ven should’ve scored, by the way, that was a gaping open net... anyway, whole team is at fault too, because it’s like they’re good players on paper, we probably have the best skill of any team in the league, we can’t put it to use though.”
“Rob, thank you so much for your call. We’ve got to end it there because we’ve got Cory Greenwood joining us from Admiralty Terrace. Thanks for doing this and a good win today, I felt you really dominated start to finish, three goals and a clean sheet against another side in the relegation zone. Can you get out of the bottom three and stay in the Championship, how confident are you of that?”
CORY GREENWOOD | Head coach, Saintsport Heath: “Confidence is really important, I just got out after talking to the players, and we’ve got a good energy in there, we know that we are where we are and the odds are against us, but there’s thirteen matches left for us to change those odds. We’ve got to scrap for every point and we still do. But a match like this gives you confidence you can move forward from this. I’m glad we had a full house today and those fans will be going home happy, excited. Because I’m excited, and we’ve got another six pointer next week. We gained two points on Union today, so they know that we’re coming after them.”

Hamiltonian 0–0 Union Lachaîne
Cup Winners’ Cup round of 16 leg 1
Hoima Warriors (BNJ) 0-2 Outineau

Novonaya 2–2 Saint-Richard
Mazinaw Vanorian 4–2 Torbay Thunder
Shearwater 3–1 Kirkenes
Passerine 2–3 Strathcona Intls
Latrobe Athletic 1–3 Outineau
Clayquot City 0–0 Saint-Rémy
Burnaby 1–0 Océanic
Star of Confederation 0–0 Coquitlam United
Saintsport 3–0 Pembina


Matchweek 25
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Fang’s DOUBLE sinks Saintsport
Two goals for the Chromatik winger in a huge win in for Union Lachaîne which takes them out of the relegation zone and sends Saintsport to the bottom of the table.
GALHARRETBORDE evens it up
Second meets third as Latrobe and St-Remy went head to head, and Burnaby came up as the winner with a draw allowing the Centurions to stretch their lead to 15 points.
Pembina GUTTED as Alcides STRIKES to keep SoC above water
A big goal in the relegation battle as Girolamo Alcides saved a point for Star of Confederation with a stoppage-time equalizer that keeps them three points clear of the drop zone.
Matthias clanks the POST
Kirkenes frustrated as they couldn’t take advantage of Mazinaw going down to ten with Sahwen Chao’s red card, Catheline Matthias couldn’t convert with the last shot of the match and it ends 2-2


Kirkenes 2–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Cup Winners’ Cup round of 16 leg 2
Outineau 1-2 Hoima Warriors (aet, 3-2 agg.)

Torbay Thunder 0–2 Novonaya
Saint-Richard 1–2 Hamiltonian
Clayquot City 1–2 Burnaby
Saint-Rémy 1–1 Latrobe Athletic
Outineau 1–2 Passerine
Strathcona Intls 0–0 Shearwater
Union Lachaîne 4–1 Saintsport
Pembina 2–2 Star of Confederation
Coquitlam United 0–2 Océanic


Matchweek 26
This week on Podcast FC...
  • Burnaby are sitting pretty with a 16 point lead at the top of the table and they showed their class as they cruised to the win in their city derby.
  • Part of the reason Burnaby’s been able to pull away has been the absolute mud pit knife fight going on behind them as three points separate second from sixth with IFCF places on the line. It’s Shearwater’s turn to clamber into the second Champions League spot with Tzevaada Muur’s late arriving run connecting with Campanella’s cut-back to give them a narrow win against Outineau. The defending champions slide to eighth and are now seven points behind fifth-place St-Rémy and level with Passerine.
  • That’s not the bad news it sounds like: Passerine have surprised everyone this year by actually improving after the sale of star striker Zoé Goh-Lemaire. Demetrius Paschalakis and Ronin Otero were masterminds behind their latest win over a top five team, and for their part Saint-Rémy struggled to get anything going offensively while Faragó Aranya blazed a penalty over the bar.

Saintsport 2–0 Saint-Richard
Champions League round of 16 leg 1
Outineau 0-3 Chromatik (CMT)
Associations Trophy round of 16 leg 1
Burgess (EOT) 1-0 Saint-Rémy

Burnaby 3–1 Coquitlam United
Océanic 2–1 Pembina
Star of Confederation 3–0 Union Lachaîne
Hamiltonian 2–1 Torbay Thunder
Novonaya 2–5 Kirkenes
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–0 Strathcona Intls
Shearwater 2–1 Outineau
Passerine 2–0 Saint-Rémy
Latrobe Athletic 2–2 Clayquot City


Matchweek 27
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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
Hannah Wilton: Winning against Kirkenes always even more important than the three points for Hamiltonian? “Shows we’re making PROGRESS!”
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Matt Lister - @Mlister_TV12
Ppl checking this score will be like, what happened?? Well one team was desperate and the other was taking it easy, simples. But Burnaby can afford a blip like this, 14-point cushion remains and I can’t see them messing this up #LATBUR


Union Lachaîne 1–2 Océanic
Champions League round of 16 leg 2
Chromatik 1-1 Outineau (4-1 agg.)
Associations Trophy round of 16 leg 2
Saint-Rémy 0-0 Burgess (0-1 agg.)

Pembina 2–2 Coquitlam United
Latrobe Athletic 3–1 Burnaby
Clayquot City 0–0 Passerine
Saint-Rémy 0–0 Shearwater
Outineau 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Strathcona Intls 3–3 Novonaya
Kirkenes 1–4 Hamiltonian
Torbay Thunder 0–0 Saintsport
Saint-Richard 1–1 Star of Confederation


CS Saint-Remy have suffered a downturn in form at a crucial part of the season, bowing out of the Associations Trophy after being unable to finish their chances or get much of anything going against Burgess. And against Shearwater, Passerine, and Burgess away. They’ve now failed to score a goal in four straight matches, a run that’s seen them fall out of the top five.

Matchweek 28
Burnaby 9–2 Pembina
Coupe des Patriotes fifth round
CF Outineau 2–1 Pembina City
CF Saint-Richard 3–0 Racing Mistwygn
Union Lachaîne 2–0 Colwynian Vale
Strathcona Intls 2–1 Les Castors
NGSA Ulyanof 0–0 Kawarthas District (0–0 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Burnaby SC 2–1 Latrobe Athletic
Association Ariddienne 4–1 Ealesgreen United
Parracuttis 1–4 Coquitlam United

Coquitlam United 1–0 Union Lachaîne
Océanic 0–2 Saint-Richard
Star of Confederation 2–1 Torbay Thunder
Saintsport 0–6 Kirkenes
Hamiltonian 2–1 Strathcona Intls
Novonaya 1–3 Outineau
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–3 Saint-Rémy
Shearwater 1–1 Clayquot City
Passerine 0–1 Latrobe Athletic


FT | BUR 2-1 LAT
"Well, you got to say Burnaby really took that loss in the league personally. They ripped into Pembina the next week and then came here and just cold-cocked a Latrobe team that thought they had the measure of their opponents. Three goals in ten minutes and then just a professional performance to close out that match and hold off Latrobe's challenge. Now the dream of the double is alive, and they're into the quarterfinals."

                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Burnaby 28 21 3 4 62 21 +41 66 -
2 Latrobe Athletic 28 14 10 4 54 32 +22 52 -
3 Kirkenes 28 15 4 9 57 33 +24 49 -
4 Shearwater 28 15 4 9 50 30 +20 49 -
5 Saint-Rémy 28 13 9 6 51 29 +22 48 -
6 Océanic 28 14 5 9 46 29 +17 47
7 Clayquot City 28 10 11 7 38 36 +2 41
8 Outineau 28 11 7 10 42 30 +12 40
9 Mazinaw Vanorian 28 11 7 10 41 42 −1 40
10 Passerine 28 10 8 10 36 31 +5 38
11 Hamiltonian 28 10 7 11 41 39 +2 37
12 Strathcona Intls 28 9 10 9 33 34 −1 37
13 Saint-Richard 28 9 9 10 36 44 −8 36
14 Star of Confederation 28 9 7 12 38 45 −7 34
15 Coquitlam United 28 9 7 12 35 46 −11 34
16 Torbay Thunder 28 7 6 15 28 53 −25 27
17 Union Lachaîne 28 6 7 15 36 62 −26 25
18 Novonaya 28 6 7 15 36 63 −27 25 -
19 Saintsport 28 5 8 15 29 51 −22 23 -
20 Pembina 28 6 4 18 34 73 −39 22 -

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Matchweek 29
BLAKE MCDONAGH | Head coach, Torbay Thunder
Blake, this is a really important result that keeps you six points ahead of the relegation zone. What do you think made the difference today?
“Oceanic have their way of playing and defensively, we found ways to disrupt their passing game and get in their faces a bit. You know the Xannerians loved being told to get stuck in with the challenges. We’ve come together really well going forward and it showed, I was so happy with the move that led to the goal, of course you’d take anything you can get against the big clubs, but we showed them we can match them for skill and play through the lines, Lionel with a great finish, and it’s just what you need in a match like this.”
Some people were making fun of the team-building exercises at the start of the season, but is that what you need more of, teamwork?
“If you’ve got the number of new faces coming in, you know, if I’m getting the players to sit in circles doing icebreakers so they at least learn each others’ names, that’s what I’m going to do. That’s just the most basic thing of being a team and if they’re embarrassed about it... well, this is about learning, this season has all been about learning.”
“Are you worried about Lionel an Deoir possibly moving abroad in the off season? It’s reported that you’ve had scouts visiting from Soldarian, Sabrefell Moths, Brantisvogan...”
“And they’re probably wondering how anyone lives somewhere so windy all the time. Look, you can’t take everything that gets posted by Straight Red 100% seriously, I don’t know where Romaine Fabricator gets his info. But Lionel is a great player with a great future ahead of him wherever it is. Obviously I’d love for it to be here, but you can’t hide a guy who’s playing as well as that.”

Strathcona Intls 2–1 Saintsport
Kirkenes 3–1 Star of Confederation
Passerine 0–2 Burnaby
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Shearwater
Clayquot City 4–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saint-Rémy 3–2 Novonaya
Outineau 2–1 Hamiltonian
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Océanic
Saint-Richard 2–2 Coquitlam United
Union Lachaîne 4–1 Pembina


Matchweek 30
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Great Sourness - @Gsourness_GS
You can’t tackle people in football anymore without getting sent off, it’s ridiculous! #Woke #OCEvKIR ruining it for Marek Fifield and everyone else
Tier Two Official - @TierTwoOfficial
Oceanic should have done more with a numerical advantage for over 30 min but still a huge result that keeps the race for the Challengers Cup spots wide open #OCEvKIR also gives 6 pts cushion for Latrobe who really has a grip on the second CL place
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Sport Stonks - @Sportimath_34
Once again Hamiltonian gets a result because Trey Dillon is top of the charts for expected carry tackle dribble prospectives per 45. He needs to be the nailed on starter FFS! #Analytics
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G/S Football - @GS_Football
Océanic captain Kiera Weiram, who scored the winner against Kirkenes: “Big result for our push to the top five. We know the fans expect IFCF football and we are going to fight like mad to get this club back there.”


Novonaya 0–2 Clayquot City
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–3 Latrobe Athletic
Shearwater 4–1 Passerine
Burnaby 3–0 Union Lachaîne
Pembina 0–2 Saint-Richard
Coquitlam United 1–3 Torbay Thunder
Océanic 1–0 Kirkenes
Star of Confederation 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Saintsport 0–2 Outineau
Hamiltonian 2–2 Saint-Rémy


Matchweek 31
Strathcona Intls 1–1 Océanic
Coupe des Patriotes quarterfinals
Coquitlam United 0–1 Association Ariddienne
Strathcona Intls 2–3 Union Lachaîne
CF Outineau 0–1 Burnaby SC
CF Saint-Richard 2–2 NGSA Ulyanof (2–2 AET) (4–2 pen.)

Shearwater 1–1 Burnaby
Passerine 2–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Latrobe Athletic 3–1 Novonaya
Clayquot City 1–0 Hamiltonian
Saint-Rémy 4–0 Saintsport
Outineau 4–0 Star of Confederation
Kirkenes 0–0 Coquitlam United
Torbay Thunder 0–0 Pembina
Saint-Richard 2–0 Union Lachaîne


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Live coverage: Patriotes Cup quarterfinals
11 min: Strathcona 1-0 Lachaîne
Who else but Lynne Crossley to get Strathcona on the board. This cup run is alive and Strathcona look to cruise to the semifinals the way this match has gone so far.
25 min: Outineau 0-1 Burnaby
GOAL for Burnaby! Minerva Emond’s run across the grain lets her into the box unmarked, and she wrong-foots Le Besco to slide it into the net! Outineau’s players seemed more concerned about appealing for offside but it’s not even close.
39 min: Strathcona 2-1 Lachaîne
Lourence Henin-Sauvé pounces on a rebound and Ellen Underwood is left berating her defenders for not helping her out more. Lachaîne are putting in a dogged performance and aren’t about to let the Globalists run away with this one. The second goal was definitely unlucky but they’ve pulled one back to give the hosts something to think about come half time.
83 min: Outineau 0-1 Burnaby
Rhys le Besco denies Xek Sunsaber a highlight reel goal with a highlight reel save! That would have certainly finished off Outineau but they’re still in this quarterfinal.
FT: Coquitlam 0-1 Ariddienne
Iain McDonald at Maillardville Park
Ariddienne are making waves in the Cup again. Years on from their famous quarterfinal run, they’ve now gone one step further and are into the last four.
Gollander wins shootout for St-Richard
St-Richard nearly blew this, letting NGSA off the hook from 2-0 down to equalize and push for an upset. But Mavrik Rowland saved two penalties and Justin Gollander held his nerve to score the key penalty that sees the Navigateurs through to the last four.

Birch: Double is on for Burnaby
Nicole Birch for KBC Sports
It’s definitely not my bias as a former Burnaby player talking, but if Burnaby does complete the double no one can say it was an easy path, they’ve had to beat both Latrobe and now Outineau. But of the four teams left you can’t look past them as the favourites.
Semifinal draw
The KBC’s Iain McDonald has done the honours at the studio here at Maillardville Park, and here’s how it’ll be:

Burnaby vs. Ariddienne
Lachaine vs. St-Richard

Three Beaulac clubs in the last four, and none of them are the big three. The match at Allée des Écluses-Noires will be a landmark for the hosts, who’ve never been this far in the competition before, and St-Richard are just the kind of opponent they’d fancy – a name with lots of heritage but also eminently beatable. Ariddienne will face a daunting trip to Stadium Konueira where they’ll face a Burnaby juggernaut cruising at the top and gunning for a double – or perhaps in the throes of a spectacular choke?


Matchweek 32
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SHRUB says ‘every effort matters’ as Novonaya CLOSES relegation gap on Lachaîne
Novonaya kept their hopes of Championship survival alive with a win against Passerine that moves them level on points with Union Lachaine, whose loss against Torbay leaves them clinging to safety by goal difference of 2 better than Novonaya’s.
Sunsaber’s WINNER keeps Burnaby on track
Xek Sunsaber came off the bench to score the winner to show his knack of getting crucial goals for his side as Burnaby took another step towards the Championship trophy. They dominated most of the match against St-Richard but were lacking that cutting edge to turn their advantage on the field into goals on the scoreboard.
ELD smashes FOUR past Hamiltonian
Hermann Eld turned up the calls for the Latrobe management to sign him permanently with a clinical performance in front of goal taking his tally to 12. Eld doesn’t seem to want to go back to Cathair for some reason, maybe he doesn’t like the food or something.


Coquitlam United 2–1 Strathcona Intls
Océanic 1–1 Outineau
Star of Confederation 0–0 Saint-Rémy
Burnaby 1–0 Saint-Richard
Union Lachaîne 1–2 Torbay Thunder
Pembina 1–4 Kirkenes
Saintsport 2–2 Clayquot City
Hamiltonian 0–4 Latrobe Athletic
Novonaya 3–2 Passerine
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–2 Shearwater


Matchweek 33
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Latrobe keeps chasing with Saintsport THRASHING
Did the rugby section tell the football players they get bonus points for scoring more? They’re still 12 points behind and all wins count the same in this sport, but Latrobe took a second consecutive blowout win as they smashed seven in a comprehensive demolition of Saintsport Heath, who now stand on the brink of relegation and will hope goal difference doesn’t end up deciding it.
CLAYQUOT on the chase
Margerie Pax is “confident” of Clayquot keeping the heat on Shearwater in the fight for Challengers Cup spots, closing to within one point with a great display against an out-of-sorts SoC.
FLINT rues MISSED chances for OCÉANIC
The top five slipped further away for Océanic after they fell to St-Rémy and a Florian Berkut special. Langlois manager Danny Flint preferred to say his team were “unlucky” to come away the losers in an “even match”, even as his St-Remy counterpart Calen Reamsey praised his side for “outclassing” their opponents. Alternative facts indeed.


Passerine 1–2 Hamiltonian
Latrobe Athletic 7–1 Saintsport
Clayquot City 3–0 Star of Confederation
Saint-Rémy 2–1 Océanic
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–2 Burnaby
Shearwater 1–1 Novonaya
Outineau 1–1 Coquitlam United
Strathcona Intls 2–1 Pembina
Kirkenes 5–1 Union Lachaîne
Torbay Thunder 0–3 Saint-Richard


Matchweek 34
Allard faces sack as SoC continues freefall
A closed-doors executive board meeting reportedly focused on whether to sack manager Gary Allard now or later, as the club’s board debated which move would do more harm to their chances of avoiding relegation. Another defeat for Star of Confederation has the Neorvins club tumbling towards the relegation zone with only a four point gap between them and Union Lachaîne in 18th place. While the latest defeat is not entirely unexpected at the hands of a Latrobe team with a strong grip on second place and a Champions League place, it’s how dire the whole team’s form has been over the stretch that has fans fearing the worst could happen to a club that had comfortably established itself in the top flight since winning promotion under Margerie Pax eight years ago.
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“Burnaby controlling possession again. Torbay’s been good at picking their spots and the possession stats are as lopsided – 83% Burnaby – as you’d expect, but not a lot of chances for the Centurions. Cowler trying to play Bjerk into space with that ball but it’s cut out by Bryn Satterfield, and out for a Burnaby throw. You sense that they need to take more risks if they’re going to get an opening, Burnaby. They need two points from five matches to lift the title, so you can sort of see them taking a very patient approach to all this... that ball’s pinged into the box by Yonte, and Sapping has a go...! Was he caught by Miller West there?... The referee’s given it! It’s a penalty to Burnaby! I’ll be honest, I’m not sure about that one, but we’ll see what the video review does say...”
“West really came steaming into Sapping but is it enough contact... and it’s hard to tell either way from all the angles we’ve seen, but if it’s not a clear an obvious error they’re sticking with the original decision... and yes indeed, VAR check complete, and that means, with just about 6 minutes left in this match, Andreas Bjerk is going to have the chance to win the league title with this penalty!”
“Bjerk places the ball on the spot. Referee gives the signal... and it’s gone into orbit!!... Bjerk with a dreadful penalty, high over the bar! Keep the champagne on ice, Burnaby have not won this one yet!”

Union Lachaîne 3–1 Strathcona Intls
Pembina 0–2 Outineau
Coquitlam United 2–2 Saint-Rémy
Burnaby 0–0 Torbay Thunder
Saint-Richard 1–2 Kirkenes
Océanic 0–0 Clayquot City
Star of Confederation 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Saintsport 1–2 Passerine
Hamiltonian 1–3 Shearwater
Novonaya 3–0 Mazinaw Vanorian


Matchweek 35
“And that’s the final whistle in Latrobe. The players trudge off the pitch, they’ve been winning in style the last few weeks, but they must know it was out of their hands in the end. Denis Sjavopalov’s goal stands as the winner for Langlois Océanic in this match, which keeps their Challengers Cup hopes alive and that means...”

Burnaby wins the KFL Championship!

Ryan Potter was pushed out of Shearwater after building them into contenders but failing to get it over the line, and his successor went on to set landmarks and make history. Shearwater scooped two Championships, the Patriotes Cup and the Champions League in the space of three years, which inevitably meant a growing narrative among sports fans about him being a guy who can only get you 95% of the way there. That’s been silenced now, but it’s even more meaning that this triumph will have for Potter, given the reins at the country’s most successful club and bringing them a 16th league championship. And while he’ll know better than to take his Patriotes Cup opponents lightly, with the other three teams left and the performances Burnaby have shown this year it’s hard to see how they don’t complete the double.

Burnaby already knew the title was theirs but a triumphant four goal romp at Griffin Park in Novonaya also put their hosts into the relegation zone and at a goal difference disadvantage to the team that climbed out of the relegation zone this weekend, the southwestern Outineau club Union Lachaîne. To whit:

Pembina City and Saintsport Heath are relegated to KFL National. Neither got a point this weekend and so their fate was sealed in the 87th minute of what’s technically an Outineau derby though there’s not really a rivalry. Underdogs Union Lachaîne were revelling in the prospect of a hard-fought draw against mighty Rouge-et-bleu at Stade Olympique, but things got wilder as CF Outineau struggled to get a late corner cleared. Le Besco made a great reflex save, Makatsch hacked it off the line, but that ball fell unkindly for the hosts and Stéphanie Stasiak practically dribbled the ball into the goal in a sequence that still required VAR to check that the ball had indeed entirely crossed the line. A shock win for Union which puts their fate in their own hands and takes them of the relegation zone. And it also means Outineau’s hopes of IFCF football have practically vanished, now 7 points behind 5th-placed Shearwater with three matches to go.

Star of Confederation sacks Gary Allard. This loss against Passerine seems to have triggered an ultimatum. Coach Jacquéline Lapierre gets an interim promotion and will be in charge of the team for the three remaining matches in the season with the club on the brink of the relegation zone. This is quite a roll of the dice, but sources say the club’s board saw the problem as one of morale and belief in the manager they’ve fired, rather than anything deeper and more structural and that was their fault. Hmm.

Shearwater 3–2 Saintsport
Coupe des Patriotes semifinals
Union Lachaîne 1–1 CF Saint-Richard (1–1 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Burnaby SC 1–0 Association Ariddienne

Passerine 2–1 Star of Confederation
Latrobe Athletic 0–1 Océanic
Clayquot City 1–0 Coquitlam United
Saint-Rémy 4–1 Pembina
Outineau 1–2 Union Lachaîne
Strathcona Intls 2–1 Saint-Richard
Kirkenes 3–1 Torbay Thunder
Novonaya 0–4 Burnaby
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–3 Hamiltonian


6 mins: Missed chance for Lachaîne
A huge chance for the home side goes begging at the Black Locks! Lourence Henin-Sauvé collects a pass on the edge of the penalty area and spins past her marker, but fires her shot across the goal and straight at goalkeeper Mavrik Rowland from 10 yards when it’d have been easier to knock it in at the gaping wide open near post.
34 mins
This is becoming like a chess-like war of attrition, a real battle being fought in the middle of the park. Both sides trying to pass the ball through the other, making calculated risks on throwing another player into the mixer or trying to stretch the play. With a trip to the final on the line, this one is tense.

71 mins: Pépin puts St-Richard in front!
Perhaps this breakthrough was destined to come from a set piece. This has got to be the one time that the wall is actually fooled by the multiple kickers routine and jumps early, which allows Kaiden Pépin to get it up and down and into the bottom corner.

86 mins: Devin Rowan equalizes!
Jonathan Berton-Fleury intercepts a wayward pass and finds Pierre-Luc Larivière running down the left flank. Shambolic defensive positioning from St-Richard allows the Union winger to square it with venom across the six-yard box and Rowan just needs to get a toe to it the poke it into the net. Lachaîne draw level! Late drama here at Ecluses-Noires and we are (probably) going to extra time.

115 mins: Big mistake, big miss!
On the stroke of the interval, St-Richard nearly gifts a place in the final with a sloppy attempt to play out from the back. Eoghan Cuckovic steals the ball from Verlander and has a one-on-one with the keeper but puts his shot wide. He’s going to have nightmares about that if Lachaîne lose this one.
120+1 mins: Shootout time
We’re going to penalties. That extra time was a waste of 30 minutes. Both sets of players seemed completely knackered and ready to keel over, which in all fairness after that 90 minutes at this stage of the season you can forgive them for that.
Union Lachaîne wins 3-2 on penalties!
This is the biggest match in both of these clubs’ recent history (certainly Union Lachaîne’s), and nerves and fatigue probably combined for that awful display of shots from 12 yards. Timothée Boisvert smashes St-Richard’s fifth penalty against the crossbar, and Marc Lepetit scores probably the most impressive one of all, psyching out Mavrik Rowland who dives to the right as the ball goes straight down the middle. Allée des Écluses-Noires is absolutely rapturous. This is a massive and historic result for Lachaîne, and who knows what might be in store for them in the final at the Dock.
Kickoff at Stadium Konueira!
Burnaby have the league title tucked away and are heavy favourites to win against second-division opposition. But Association Ariddienne have the power of narrative on their side. Wouldn’t this be a fantastically humbling way to lose their drive for the double Double?
31 mins: Goal for Ariddienne! (Miley Funaki)
WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT!! Route one stunner as keeper Makarn Nonu launches a bullet of a throw that’s chested down by Teariki Teranoimo on the halfway line. His searching cross-field pass finds Miley Funaki, who nods it past a flat-footed Olaf Haabjörn, bursts into the penalty area and fires it with power past a diving Crossley. The second division side are in the lead against the team going for the Double! It’s the stuff dreams are made of.
33 mins: Ariddienne’s goal is chalked off!
Romance is truly dead, and so is everything good in sports. VAR has intervened having spotted that the ball touched Teariki Teranimo’s upper arm in the build up to that goal. When you see the video it can’t not be handball, but it’s a harsh blow for Association Ariddienne in the circumstances.
51 mins: Goal for Burnaby! (Deni Cowler)
The champions have finally taken the lead with the 11th shot on target of the match. Sapping seems to be running into a dead end on the flank, but he manages to squeeze it out to Buené, who spots a pocket of space in front of Cowler. The Nepharan takes the pass and unleashes a daisy cutter that has Nonu rooted to the spot. No fancy tactical innovations here, that’s what happens when you just have better players.
90+4 mins
Off a late corner, the ball squirts loose from a goalmouth scramble. Oliver Crossley pounces on it and hoofs it as far wide and upfield as he can. That’s it! Burnaby are through to the final! Double dreams are on for the Centurions, as they look to cap off a remarkable season. Deni Cowler’s screamer stands as the winner here at Stadium Konueira.

Matchweek 36
Burnaby 2–1 Kirkenes
Torbay Thunder 0–4 Strathcona Intls
Saint-Richard 1–2 Outineau
Union Lachaîne 0–2 Saint-Rémy
Pembina 2–3 Clayquot City
Coquitlam United 1–5 Latrobe Athletic
Océanic 1–1 Passerine
Star of Confederation 0–2 Shearwater
Saintsport 1–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Hamiltonian 2–2 Novonaya

Matchweek 37

FT: CLA 2-3 LAC
A late collapse and Clayquot have made a right mess of this match which they were leading 2-1 after 81 minutes. The equalizer by Fang Chenguang followed by Lourence Henin-Sauve’s winner ensures Union Lachaine are safe from relegation... and have a cup final to look forward to now. And that means the Challengers Cup teams are now decided, with just placements left to play for on the final day. Finishing third means going directly to the group stage and it’s an advantage that is St-Rémy’s to lose.
Mazinaw’s win puts SoC on the cliff edge
After meekly surrendering goals from Alice Sauvage and Christophe Violette in Mazinaw, the horror is real now for Star of Confederation, who fall into the relegation zone for the first time all season and with one match left to play. It’s a stunning drop-off from a team who are winless in 10 matches and have one point from that torrid sequence. They seemed headed for a comfortable mid-table finish and must now muster an escape act on the final day.

Shearwater 3–1 Océanic
Passerine 2–1 Coquitlam United
Hamiltonian 2–3 Burnaby
Novonaya 1–0 Saintsport
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–0 Star of Confederation
Latrobe Athletic 3–3 Pembina
Clayquot City 2–3 Union Lachaîne
Saint-Rémy 1–0 Saint-Richard
Outineau 0–1 Torbay Thunder
Strathcona Intls 0–4 Kirkenes


Matchweek 38
There has been no boost from the coaching change in Neorvins, just two more losses which sets up a dramatic relegation-deciding match at the Domain. Star of Confederation must win against Novonaya, who will be safe with any other result. Novonaya will have a bit of a boost from their win last week, SoC have been dire for months.
17 Novonaya                37    9   9  19    49   80  −31    36
18 Star of Confederation 37 9 8 20 42 65 −23 35
19 Saintsport 37 6 9 22 37 74 −37 27 R
20 Pembina 37 6 6 25 43 97 −54 24 R

Less existential questions at the top of the table, more of sorting out who goes where in the Challengers Cup. The War of the Crowns is on between Kirkenes and Outineau, St-Remy should be able to wrap up the automatic group spot on a trip to Torbay, and Shearwater travel to eastern Burnaby to face Coquitlam United.
3 Saint-Rémy              37   19  12   6    71   37  +34    69
4 Kirkenes 37 21 5 11 79 41 +38 68
5 Shearwater 37 20 7 10 70 41 +29 67

Live commetary on SportsInfo Radio
“Alcides has got the better of him there... Polito runs into trouble. That’s gone loose to Alcides!! And he’s blazed it over the bar, but that was a dangerous move orchestrated by the SoC captain, and the crowd applauds the effort.”
“That’s also because Novonaya just isn’t getting committed to the challenges. There should be no excuse for giving up a chance like that when both Elzokari and Bosch were on Polito. Get stuck in, get physical. They need to show they care, honestly, and that’s why the club’s in this position. Well, both of these clubs, really.”

“Novonaya on the move... Krug has got some space now. Drives it into the box and VANDAELE!... Into the grateful arms of Marcus Aureleus, and he’s got to do better than that. A heart in mouth moment for the home fans but it remains nil-nil.”

“Dagnesses tries to dribble through but he’s easily dispossessed... Novonaya just lacking in creativity here. They’re putting in aimless passes, hit and hope. It’s been years and they’ve never really replaced Anne-Marie Roux.”
“That’s a searching long ball by Antony Hangman... SoC have picked it up though, and Lyall Murphy could be in! Murphy is cleared out by Djejić and SoC want a penalty! The referee emphatically waves play on, and the crowd are having their say about that!”

“...signals one additional minute in this first half, as Star of Confederation have possession on the halfway line. That’s nice play from Alcides down the left side... plays a high, early cross towards Murphy, who flicks it on, Gillard has gone scything in on Lyall Murphy but the referee is playing advantage here... and this could be a real advantage as it breaks for Polito...!! And it’s in! John Polito hit it first time and beaten Maiya Ovidinjus to the goalkeeper’s left. SoC leads one-nil against Novonaya in a match where the loser will be relegated!”

“Half time updates from some of the other matches on this final day of the season. A heavily rotated Burnaby side are down 2-0 at home to Strathcona, as with Nacuemiro Buene watching in the stands it’s been hard to defend against Lynne Crossley... In the matches basically defining entry rounds in the Challengers Cup, it’s currently Saint-Rémy in hanging on to third place and the group stage with their match still scoreless against Torbay Thunder. Shearwater are leading 2-0 against Coquitlam on goals from Xena Allste and Larissa Campanella, the latter coming from the penalty spot. War of the Crowns at the Waterfront Dome is the other relevant fixture as Outineau are leading 1-0 in Kirkenes on a goal from Ego Giles, meaning Kirkenes are set to drop to fifth place. Elsewhere Saintsport Heath are down to ten players and 1-0 down against Hamiltonian with Daniel Vergland seeing red after a dangerous tackle that has Hamiltonian’s goal scorer Lucas von Wolfberg looking in pain – the youngster has been playing through it but we’ll see if they decide to take him off at half time...”

“...do you make of how these teams have fared since half time?”
“Novonaya have been a lot more positive and that’s good to see. They were pretty passive in that first half. Of course a draw will get them to safety but I’m sure Tyler Shrub will have told them – you have to go out and win this, you cannot play for a draw, you certainly need to see a reaction because they’re a goal down.”
“And Wen West is trying to spark that reaction with a searching ball from deep... Antony Hangman has slipped and John Vandaele is through for Novonaya! Vandaele!! Aureulus with a brilliant save! He’s tipped it wide to preserve SoC’s lead!”

“Laishram pulling a goal back for Coquitlam and Shearwater look to hang on to fourth place now, while Trey Dillon has just made it 3-0 for Hamiltonian. Here at The Domain SoC are holding on for dear life to this lead and to first-division status with 11 minutes to go. Drî Tòr gets to that header, first touch of the ball for the SoC substitute. Perhaps a gamble to take off John Polito?”
“Well Novonaya were getting wise to him a bit and it was all getting bogged down there. Tòr brings a different skill set-”
“And Djejić is coming forward with the ball for Novonaya now... SoC don’t seem to know what to do. Carthi Oskar now. Oskar’s tangled up with Errol Lios and now, Lios has already been booked!... It’s just a free kick but Novonaya were in a great position there and you have to say that’s usually a yellow card in these circumstances.”
“Tyler Shrub is making exactly that point to the fourth official very vigorously... and... oh, it’s Tyler Shrub getting a red card! The referee has run over and sent the Novonaya manager to the stands! Emotions running high in this one and I think jabbing the fourth official with his finger is the reason for this...”

“...waste of a free kick, that was a real chance and Oskar just kind of snatched at it...”
“Tòr has found Capella on the overlap! Theo Capella running at the defender... Wen West blocks it behind for a corner to Star of Confederation.”
“Novonaya napping a bit there. No one got up to challenge that long goal kick.”
“Corner’s been taken quickly and it’s been fizzed in low across the box. A shot’s blocked by Sven Gillard! And the rebound... has been hooked into the net! Two-nil for SoC! Benoný Ísarrsson was first to the ball and all he had to do was shoot it straight from point blank range!”
“It’s offside.”
“The flag is up for offside and SoC are incredulous!”
“VAR will check this but it’s close, it’s really close. I thought... it’d be off the original shot. I don’t know about this one.”

“...about two minutes it’s taken now. Well, with what’s on the line, I suppose... and the referee’s signalling... a goal! The goal stands! Novonaya’s players, and the bench, are all going absolutely... well they need to get their heads on straight but they need to find two goals in six or so minutes to stay in the Championship... and they’re eating up that time running after the officials. They’re going to feel really hard done by, and their manager can only stare down at them from the directors’ box...”

“That’s the final whistle! Jubilation in Neorvins as SoC gets their first win in ten matches! It’s just barely enough but it’s the one that matters! Star of Confederation will stay in the Championship, it’s FC Novonaya who are going down!”

Burnaby 1–3 Strathcona Intls
Kirkenes 1–3 Outineau
Union Lachaîne 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
Pembina 2–1 Passerine
Coquitlam United 1–2 Shearwater
Océanic 3–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Torbay Thunder 0–0 Saint-Rémy
Saint-Richard 1–3 Clayquot City
Star of Confederation 2–0 Novonaya
Saintsport 0–3 Hamiltonian


                             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Burnaby 38 28 5 5 81 28 +53 89 -
2 Latrobe Athletic 38 22 11 5 85 43 +42 77 -
3 Saint-Rémy 38 19 13 6 71 37 +34 70 -
4 Shearwater 38 21 7 10 72 42 +30 70 -
5 Kirkenes 38 21 5 12 80 44 +36 68 -
6 Clayquot City 38 17 13 8 59 45 +14 64
7 Océanic 38 17 10 11 57 39 +18 61
8 Outineau 38 17 9 12 60 38 +22 60
9 Strathcona Intls 38 15 11 12 51 49 +2 56
10 Passerine 38 14 9 15 50 48 +2 51
11 Hamiltonian 38 13 9 16 57 57 0 48
12 Saint-Richard 38 12 10 16 49 57 −8 46
13 Mazinaw Vanorian 38 12 8 18 48 65 −17 44
14 Coquitlam United 38 10 11 17 46 65 −19 41
15 Torbay Thunder 38 10 10 18 36 66 −30 40
16 Star of Confederation 38 10 8 20 44 65 −21 38
17 Union Lachaîne 38 10 7 21 51 83 −32 37
18 Novonaya 38 9 9 20 49 82 −33 36 -
19 Saintsport 38 6 9 23 37 77 −40 27 -
20 Pembina 38 7 6 25 45 98 −53 27 -

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KELSSEK FOOTBALL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS
SEASON 74


Team of the Year
GK: Oliver Crossley (Burnaby)
DF: Nacuémiró Buené (Burnaby)
DF: Ingrid Lambert (Burnaby)
DF: Megan Walker (St-Rémy)
DF: Jérémie Chasseur-Ardenne (St-Rémy)
MF: Deni Cowler (Burnaby)
MF: Bridget Coombe (Latrobe)
MF: Quinten van der Ven (Kirkenes)
MF: Andreas Bjerk (Burnaby)
FW: Larissa Campanella (Shearwater)
FW: Timothy Sapping (Burnaby)

GK: Michael Sveyn (Océanic)
DF: Olaf Haabjörn (Burnaby)
DF: Marc Westond (Latrobe)
MF: Enyinnaya Udegbunam (Latrobe)
MF: Aneuin Wakering (St-Rémy)
FW: Holly Howell (Latrobe)
FW: Hermann Eld (Latrobe)

Player of the Year: Andreas Bjerk (Burnaby)
Nominees: Timothy Sapping (Burnaby), Hermann Eld (Latrobe), Deni Cowler (Burnaby)

Foreign Player of the Year: Hermann Eld (Latrobe)
Nominees: Deni Cowler (Burnaby), Quinten van der Ven (Kirkenes), Bridget Coombe (Latrobe)

Young Player of the Year: Aneurin Wakering (St-Rémy)
Nominees: Eilwen Loew (St-Rémy), Kaiden Pépin (St-Richard), Trey Dillon (Hamiltonian)

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National                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Wynleth Flyers 46 27 14 5 81 36 +45 95 -
2 ASC Arvika 46 27 9 10 78 41 +37 90 -
3 Kawarthas District 46 27 7 12 72 39 +33 88 -
4 NGSA Ulyanof 46 27 6 13 70 47 +23 87 -
5 St. David Wanderers 46 22 15 9 66 43 +23 81 -
6 Les Castors 46 21 15 10 66 45 +21 78 -
7 Wickham Warriors 46 22 12 12 74 58 +16 78
8 Port City 46 22 11 13 73 45 +28 77
9 Association Ariddienne 46 21 14 11 67 40 +27 77
10 Colwynian Vale 46 20 12 14 59 47 +12 72
11 West Haligonia Spartan 46 21 8 17 64 57 +7 71
12 Kingstown Athletic 46 20 9 17 59 56 +3 69
13 Sitka Valley 46 15 18 13 59 53 +6 63
14 Sudbury Rangers 46 17 12 17 60 64 −4 63
15 CS Rivière-du-Nord 46 15 11 20 51 66 −15 56
16 Jeunesse Lunaire 46 14 12 20 49 62 −13 54
17 CF Mirabelle 46 14 11 21 47 64 −17 53
18 Southbank Mariners 46 13 9 24 53 77 −24 48
19 Gagliano Mariners 46 10 14 22 41 62 −21 44
20 Arlingsdale City 46 9 15 22 42 67 −25 42
21 Parracuttis 46 9 11 26 41 82 −41 38 -
22 Miramichi Lakers 46 8 12 26 28 61 −33 36 -
23 AS Grands-Sources 46 9 9 28 35 74 −39 36 -
24 St. Kildera FC 46 4 10 32 41 90 −49 22 -

KFL National playoffs
Semifinals
Kawarthas District 2–0 Les Castors
NGSA Ulyanof 1–0 St. David Wanderers
Final
Kawarthas District 1–2 NGSA Ulyanof

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   Association North       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Redswyth Red Stars 30 24 2 4 51 15 +36 74 -
2 Fretscray FC 30 23 3 4 62 17 +45 72 -
3 Natanel Royals 30 18 4 8 47 23 +24 58 -
4 Ealesgreen United 30 16 8 6 49 26 +23 56 -
5 Franche-Contamine 30 17 4 9 44 33 +11 55
6 Lancaster Hill 30 17 4 9 43 33 +10 55
7 Vinterhagen 30 16 3 11 39 35 +4 51
8 Bramerleigh Bulldogs 30 14 4 12 44 34 +10 46
9 Delta Sorthern 30 12 10 8 25 22 +3 46
10 Keeleford County 30 10 7 13 32 39 −7 37
11 New Scarborough 30 10 7 13 34 43 −9 37
12 Hawthorn Elms 30 9 2 19 31 52 −21 29
13 AS Lac-Abitargnais 30 8 3 19 30 44 −14 27
14 Racing Mistwygn 30 6 2 22 27 58 −31 20
15 Cache-Crambery 30 3 6 21 14 44 −30 15
16 Llandewi 30 1 3 26 5 59 −54 6

Association South Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Arlingsdale City 30 23 6 1 57 15 +42 75 -
2 Gagliano Mariners 30 19 6 5 49 27 +22 63 -
3 Delta Sorthern 30 18 7 5 52 26 +26 61 -
4 Châteaufroid 30 18 6 6 51 23 +28 60 -
5 Stade Laneux 30 16 10 4 50 26 +24 58
6 Sunrise Coast 30 16 8 6 42 20 +22 56
7 Ayushirda 30 13 10 7 43 26 +17 49
8 Watermeet 30 14 4 12 41 32 +9 46
9 Kananzawai 30 13 6 11 40 25 +15 45
10 Breton Pacifica 30 10 11 9 40 29 +11 41
11 Kisloups 30 7 5 18 19 50 −31 26
12 Valeartha 30 6 3 21 27 51 −24 21
13 Neíra Alavaria 30 4 7 19 17 51 −34 19
14 Stade Montagnards 30 4 6 20 21 62 −41 18
15 White Rose 30 3 6 21 23 49 −26 15
16 Hell's Gate 30 3 5 22 15 75 −60 14

KFL Assocation playoffs
North semifinals
Fretscray FC 2–1 Franche-Contamine
Natanel Royals 1–0 Ealesgreen United
North final
Fretscray FC 3–0 Natanel Royals
South semifinals
Gagliano Mariners 1–0 Stade Laneux
Delta Sorthern 1–1 Châteaufroid (2–2 AET) (5–4 pen.)

South final
Delta Sorthern 0–1 Gagliano Mariners


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Third round
St. Kildera FC 3–3 Colwynian Vale (4–5 AET)
Stade Montagnards 1–2 CS Saint-Rémy
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–2 Hamiltonian Cambria
Coquitlam United 1–1 CS Rivière-du-Nord (1–1 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Delta Sorthern
Union Lachaîne 1–0 Rytick
CF Saint-Richard 1–0 Delta Sorthern
Racing Mistwygn 3–0 Neíra Alavaria
Jeunesse Lunaire 0–2 Association Ariddienne
Shearwater 2–0 Stade Laneux
Redswyth Red Stars 5–0 AS Lac-Abitargnais
Strathcona Intls 4–1 CF Mirabelle
Wynleth Flyers 2–4 Kawarthas District
West Haligonia Spartan 0–1 NGSA Ulyanof
Cache-Crambery 1–7 New Scarborough
Châteaufroid 2–0 Valeartha
Fretscray FC 5–0 Hawthorn Elms
CF Outineau 4–0 Hell's Gate
Les Castors 0–0 Sudbury Rangers (1–1 AET) (4–2 pen.)
ASC Arvika 3–1 Gagliano Mariners
Ealesgreen United 3–1 Passerine
Kingstown Athletic 0–1 Burnaby SC
Franche-Contamine 2–1 Wickham Warriors
Arlingsdale City 1–1 St. David Wanderers (2–1 AET)
Port City 1–2 Parracuttis
Saintsport Heath 0–1 Kirkenes FC
White Rose 1–3 Pembina City
Miramichi Lakers 4–0 Watermeet
Torbay Thunder 0–1 Star of Confederation
FC Novonaya 1–2 Clayquot City
Breton Pacifica 0–0 Sitka Valley (0–1 AET)
Langlois Océanic 1–1 Natanel Royals (3–1 AET)

Fourth round
Franche-Contamine 0–3 Strathcona Intls
Ealesgreen United 3–1 Redswyth Red Stars
Clayquot City 2–2 CF Saint-Richard (2–3 AET)
Racing Mistwygn 3–0 New Scarborough
Colwynian Vale 3–2 Langlois Océanic
Burnaby SC 2–0 Châteaufroid
Kirkenes FC 1–2 Association Ariddienne
Kawarthas District 1–0 ASC Arvika
Fretscray FC 1–2 CF Outineau
Star of Confederation 1–2 Parracuttis
Latrobe Athletic 3–1 Miramichi Lakers
NGSA Ulyanof 2–1 Hamiltonian Cambria
CS Saint-Rémy 0–2 Coquitlam United
Les Castors 5–1 Shearwater
Sitka Valley 0–3 Pembina City
Union Lachaîne 2–2 Arlingsdale City (3–2 AET)

Fifth round
CF Outineau 2–1 Pembina City
CF Saint-Richard 3–0 Racing Mistwygn
Union Lachaîne 2–0 Colwynian Vale
Strathcona Intls 2–1 Les Castors
NGSA Ulyanof 0–0 Kawarthas District (0–0 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Burnaby SC 2–1 Latrobe Athletic
Association Ariddienne 4–1 Ealesgreen United
Parracuttis 1–4 Coquitlam United

Quarterfinals
Coquitlam United 0–1 Association Ariddienne
Strathcona Intls 2–3 Union Lachaîne
CF Outineau 0–1 Burnaby SC
CF Saint-Richard 2–2 NGSA Ulyanof (2–2 AET) (4–2 pen.)

Semifinals
Union Lachaîne 1–1 CF Saint-Richard (1–1 AET) (3–2 pen.)
Burnaby SC 1–0 Association Ariddienne

23RD COUPE DES PATRIOTES FINAL - Macquarie Docklands, Latrobe (sunny, 17°C)

Lachaine manager Antoine Girard’s Anglian is a bit spotty but an approach of “think good, play good, we start zero zero, from there, everything possible” was as good a pre-match interview as any. Of course there was all the talk of surprises, upsets, and how underdogs have often stunned the big clubs in the final, and how in the very first Patriotes Cup a second-division team beat Latrobe, one of the big dogs of Kelssek sport, to win the trophy. But history is also at stake, as Burnaby were last here nine years ago when they won their only Patriotes Cup to date, and also the first league and cup double, and now have the chance to be the first club to win it twice.

And with that at stake, maybe it really was predictable what was going to happen. Lachaîne started off well-organized, keeping their shape and passing crisply when they got the ball. Henin-Sauvé managed to sting the palms of Oliver Crossley on 18 minutes to give them some hope. Burnaby were patient, kept control of the ball, and clicked through the gears. Finally, the breakthrough came when Lachaîne couldn’t properly clear the ball, and Deni Cowler picked it up and howitzered it in from 20 yards. Just two minutes later Alberta Turok gave away a free kick on the flanks at 40 yards, which Andreas Bjerk curled onto the head of Ingrid Lambert. Two goals conceded in just over 120 seconds, and that was about it for Lachaîne with just a quarter of the match gone. Burnaby could have had more on the way to their second Cup and the second Double, and the eventual 4-0 scoreline flattered Union Lachaîne.

FT: Burnaby SC 4–0 Union Lachaîne
Burnaby SC: Crossley, Buené (c), Lambert, Haabjörn, Esposito, Haukland (Garland 73), Cowler (Gillam 84), Emond (Mufes 77), Bjerk (Joseph 73), Sapping (Sunsaber 77).
Goals: Cowler (21’), Lambert (23’), Sapping (52’), Sunsaber (89’)
Union Lachaîne: Lee, Guindon, Guerin, Turok, Lepetit, Gobain, Blanchet (Romer 63), Berton-Fleury (Stasiak 73), Fang, Forget (Marks 63), Henin-Sauvé (c)
Player of the Match: Deni Cowler
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SEASON 28 / 194 F.E.


   Western League      P    W    D    L    GF    GA  Pts
1 Vickery Vikings 73 50 10 13 256 168 110 Q 2
2 Dartmoor Armada 73 48 6 19 253 186 102 Q 3
3 CH Outineau 73 42 13 18 235 168 97 Q 6
4 Ad Astra 73 39 14 20 233 178 92 Q 8
5 Burnaby Ravens 73 35 19 19 225 170 89 Q 11
6 Alavarian 73 38 8 27 237 208 84 Q 12
7 Mazinaw Knights 73 32 17 24 229 222 81 q 16
8 Novanaya Rangers 73 30 15 28 216 206 75 q 19
9 Olympique Laneux 73 31 11 31 202 207 73 q 20
10 Escadron de Dorval 73 31 6 36 199 217 68
11 AS Dieppe 73 26 13 34 189 217 65
12 Dinamo Lupinissia 73 28 7 38 200 210 63
13 Natanel Rangers 73 23 16 34 194 247 62
14 Breton Emeralds 73 27 7 39 216 238 61
15 Kalista Renegades 73 21 13 39 184 237 55
16 Grand Falls Halig 73 17 14 42 172 222 48
17 Pembina Thistle 73 12 22 39 166 247 46
18 Crystal Mountains 73 14 14 45 163 244 42
19 Anciens-Baillages 73 15 8 50 168 260 38

Northern League P W D L GF GA Pts
1 Olympique Langlois 73 51 12 10 266 164 114 Q 1
2 Faucons St-Rémy 73 47 8 18 246 173 102 Q 4
3 Internationale 73 44 10 19 251 170 98 Q 5
4 Neorvins Wolves 73 40 14 19 246 186 94 Q 7
5 Wynleth Gaels 73 39 14 20 249 193 92 Q 9
6 Kirkenes Dragons 73 40 9 24 241 202 89 Q 10
7 Redswyth Union 73 38 11 24 239 179 87 q 13
8 Clayquot Partisans 73 34 18 21 258 208 86 q 14
9 Kingsharbour 73 32 19 22 236 215 83 q 15
10 Beaujoire 73 36 8 29 231 202 80 q 17
11 Colwyn Thunder 73 35 10 28 210 199 80 q 18
12 CS Val d'Argent 73 31 11 31 224 238 73
13 Red Star Clayquot 73 25 14 34 208 229 64
14 Kirkenes Rangers 73 21 12 40 212 240 54
15 Pingouins Lescure 73 22 8 43 187 248 52
16 Cantons-de-l'Ouest 73 22 7 44 177 255 51
17 Torbay Storm 73 16 16 41 188 262 48
18 Chev Champjaune 73 16 11 46 158 251 43
19 Kardinia Cats 73 13 7 53 169 267 33


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KHL PREMIERS
SEASON 28


Langlois battled their way to the pennant and can reflect on their stellar campaign with an enviable defensive record helped by the performances of goaltender Éric Tetrault. But Dartmoor Armada stole all the thunder with their breakout challenge to the dominant big city clubs. They secured at least a place in the Hockey Champions League on the final day as they won 4-2 against Breton while Saint-Remy muddled their way to a dispiriting draw against Colwyn, giving Dartmoor the advantage on the first tiebreaker being level on points but with one more win. Olympique are clear contenders for the Desjardins Cup, but the big story is the surge by the club from the small city on Haligonia's Salt Coast. They've beaten the odds just to be here, and the Desjardins Cup is something of a free hit for them - who knows how far they can go?

136th Desjardins Cup

First round
Redswyth        5  5*
Laneux 2 4

Partisans 2 4 6
Novonaya 3 2 2

Kingsharbour 2 0
Colwyn 8 2

Mazinaw 1 2
Beaujoire 2 3

Second round
Olym Langlois     1  1  3  4  1  3
Colwyn 2 3 2 3 2 4

Ad Astra 0 5 3* 5 2
Wynleth 5 4 2 2 0

Internationale 3 3 3 5 0 3 2
Alavarian 4 2 2 1 2 4* 3

St-Rémy 4 2 2 3 4* 4* 4
Redswyth 3 3 3* 4 3 3 1

Outineau 2 4 4* 3 4
Burnaby 3 3 3 2 2

Dartmoor 0 4 5* 2 3 3
Partisans 4 3 4 3 4 2

Neorvins 3 2 2 3 1 3
Kirkenes Drgns 2 3* 1 4 4 4

Vickery 2 0 5 3 5 1 4
Beaujoire 3 5 2 1 0 3 3
...Not very far. A stunner as both the pundits' favourites Olympique and the dark horse story get battered and knocked out of the last 16. Eyes turn back to the usual suspects: Outineau, St-Rémy and whomever comes out of the Vickery-Dragons battle.

Quarterfinals
Colwyn            3  1  6  4  3  5
Ad Astra 4 6 2 3 4* 7

Alavarian 2 2 6 2 3 8 2
St-Rémy 5 4 1 3 2 3 5

Outineau 5 4 4 5
Partisans 3 2 0 3

Kirkenes Drgns 5 5 3 3 3 2
Vickery 6* 2 5 2 5 3

Semifinals
Ad Astra         5  1  2  2  1  3  5
St-Rémy 3 5 1 3 2* 2 1

Outineau 7 4* 1 2 2 5* 4
Vickery 5 3 4 4 5 4 1
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ AD ASTRA TAKE MY ENERGY
omg someone stop CH Outineau winning AGAIN

Final
Ad Astra        2  1  4  3* 4  3  3
Outineau 3* 2 2 2 6 2 4

It does sometimes feel like CH Outineau are an unstoppable juggernaut, and while they missed out on the pennant after a poor run of 2 wins in 15 matches late in the season that saw them fall dramatically off the pace, they recovered in the Desjardins Cup tournament, though many would've counted them lucky to squeeze past Vickery in the semifinals, that big match mentality probably helped sustain them against a less tested Vikings side. Ad Astra were the surprise package of this season and the sentimental favourite of most spectators who got behind the underdog story of the team from the Arctic capital. They came back after losing the first two matches of the series - it seemed Outineau were destined to cake walk through. They seemed to seize the momentum after winning the sixth match and then taking an early 2-0 lead in the decisive game, but in heart-rending fashion they let Outineau back into it and conceded the winning goal 45 seconds into the third period and simply couldn't break through Outineau's well-drilled defence and seasoned sense of game management as Le Grand Club successfully defended the championship.

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136TH DESJARDINS CUP CHAMPIONS
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SEASON 28 / 194 F.E.


                            Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts
1 Wynleth Cambria 32 25 0 7 1310 779 +531 100
2 Nordiques 32 24 0 8 1222 682 +540 96
3 Latrobe Athletic 32 24 0 8 1183 730 +453 96
4 Burnaby Lions 32 22 1 9 1237 899 +338 90
5 Mazinaw Stallions 32 22 0 10 1215 784 +431 88
6 Vickery 32 20 1 11 1107 853 +254 82
7 Kirkenes Crusaders 32 19 1 12 1152 865 +287 78
8 Neorvins Armada 32 17 1 14 946 912 +34 70
9 Rotor Novonaya 32 17 0 15 984 904 +80 68
10 Bretonnia 32 16 1 15 953 977 −24 66
11 Hamilton Highlanders 32 16 0 16 931 909 +22 64
12 Redswyth Rebels 32 16 0 16 1010 1001 +9 64
13 Alouettes de Champjaune 32 13 0 19 855 890 −35 52
14 NGSA Ulyanof 32 8 0 24 754 1117 −363 32
15 Clayquot Reds 32 5 1 26 626 1416 −790 22
16 Union Laneux 32 3 0 29 622 1448 −826 12
17 Wenederian 32 2 0 30 599 1540 −941 8

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SEASON 46 / 194 F.E.


                         Pld    W   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 CA Langlois 71 52 17 654 505 +149 106
2 Burnaby Thunderbirds 71 50 15 617 490 +127 106
3 Kirkenes Jets 71 47 20 626 534 +92 98
4 Lakeland Storm 71 43 18 641 529 +112 96
5 Kraken d'Outineau 71 43 23 596 541 +55 91
6 Neorvins Sharks 71 40 22 627 537 +90 89
7 Redswyth Marlins 71 43 25 618 536 +82 89
8 Latrobe Dolphins 71 40 24 617 558 +59 87
9 Daudard-des-Oiseaux 71 37 28 626 521 +105 80
10 Kirkenes Blues 71 39 30 586 553 +33 80
11 Breton Mooseheads 72 31 35 573 605 −32 68
12 Natanel SC 71 26 37 577 623 −46 60
13 Clayquot Neptunes 71 27 38 556 603 −47 60
14 Laneux Natation 1874 71 22 43 532 605 −73 50
15 Dynamo Lupinissia 71 17 45 532 654 −122 43
16 Wynleth Avengers 71 18 48 528 648 −120 41
17 Fjordlands 71 18 48 486 633 −147 41
18 Vickery Tsunami 71 14 49 488 625 −137 36
19 Colywn Aquatics 71 13 55 484 664 −180 29


Preliminary finals
CA Langlois 2–0 Lakeland Storm 10-8 11-7
Burnaby Thunderbirds 2–0 Kirkenes Jets 9-8 (OT) 8-7

Elimination finals
Kraken d'Outineau 2–0 Latrobe Dolphins 14-8 8-4
Neorvins Sharks 0–2 Redswyth Marlins 8-9 7-11

Qualifying finals
Kirkenes Jets 1-2 Redswyth Marlins 9-10 (OT) 10-5 7-8
Lakeland Storm 2-0 Kraken d'Outineau 9-7 10-5

Semifinals
CA Langlois 0-2 Redswyth Marlins 13-13 (OT)* 8-9 (OT)
Burnaby Thunderbirds 2-1 Lakeland Storm 8-9 9-5 15-7
*Redswyth wins in penalty shootout

Championship final
Burnaby Thunderbirds 2-1 Redswyth Marlins 8-9 9-8 11-6


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WATER POLO PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS
SEASON 46

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Romaine Fabricator - @HereWeGo
CSSR want Eilwen Loew loan to become permanent deal, Burnaby says WE’LL SEE! Think they can get more than 3m USD if they shop her to clubs overseas
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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
One year after DISMISSING any chance of a Lynne Crossley transfer, Strathcona sources say they have to be ‘REALISTIC’ if she wants to leave Bowreach
Challengers Cup 2nd qualifying round
Toquel Granittknuser (TRL) 2-2 Kirkenes
Kirkenes 0-1 Torquel Granittknuser (2-3 agg.)

A dire performance at home from Kirkenes FC sees the Red Firm knocked out of the Challengers Cup by Toquel Granittknuser, an unfancied outfit from Trolleborg. It was all in their hands after they drew the away leg but Catheline Matthias squandered some gilt-edge chances and a crucial error by Bors Warwick let their opponents grab the winner in the 81st minute. That’s not the kind of thing you want to see from the team’s stars and it bodes ill for the upcoming season if that’s going to be the trend.
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Latrobe are set to TEST 1830 Cathair’s willingness to sell Hermann Eld – excellent loan spell and could be the future of their strikeforce
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Mazinaw could be in for a MASSIVE payout for Laura Adler. Mipojoseon are MONITORING the situation but might they be outbid if a Vanorian club comes in?!? Hearing @HondoFC and @RaynorCityUnited noises
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Huge crowd mobs Cathysceau entrance as Colm Ó Tuathail to be unveiled by Wynleth Flyers. Back to where it began for the Kelssek captain!

Champions League 3rd qualifying round
Latrobe 3-1 Tanrısal (PAS)
Tanrısal 0-2 Latrobe (1-5 agg.)
Challengers Cup 3rd qualifying round
Chamberley City (SYL) 2-1 Shearwater
Shearwater 0-0 Chamberley City (1-2 agg.)
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Deal is done! Lynne Crossley is moving to Crossroads for a RECORD Kelssek outgoing fee of 12m USD!
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Frey Pelle arrives in Clayquot complete medical and sign contract! A nice deal for Necromarinai and fans happy with “serious” signing!
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Laura Adler to Mipojoseon, here we go! Mazinaw will get USD 8m! Another big transfer out of Kelssek!


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KFL CHAMPIONSHIP SEASON 75 PREVIEW


Kelly Riflund [GK], age 28 (KSK)
Ismail Husar [D L], age 33 (KSK)
Leonie MacGhoill [RB], age 32 (KSK)
Alex Morrison [CB], age 34 (KSK)
Bryan Ianokis [CB], age 34 (KSK)
Harold Adelkune* [LB/LM], age 27 (KSK)
Felar Katadfass* [CM], age 25 (EFK)
Emmanuel Trevorrow [CM], age 24 (KOR)
Alain Chan [RM], age 26 (KSK)
Sam Miller* [AM C], age 28 (KSK)
Tetsuya Watanabe [ST], age 34 (HIN) C

Khoidod Bavgainykhu [GK], age 34 (HIN)
Gestur Torsteinsson [RB], age 37 (GRF)
Sarah Pritchard [CB], age 19 (KSK)
Josie Hoster [RB/CB], age 34 (KSK)
Casey Lindner [CB], age 35 (KSK)
Keith Leung [CB/DM], age 33 (KSK)
Lucius Akaayar [M C], age 34 (KSK)
Nadia Khourian [CM/RM], age 24 (KSK)
Sasha Philbert [CF], age 20 (KSK)
Thomas Phillips [M R], age 34 (KSK)
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All Sports Club of Arvika
Home ground: Community Stadium (34,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Rivals: NGSA Ulyanof
Honours: KFL Championship (1): 49
KFL National (1): 72; runners-up: 64, 69, 74
Fanzines: North Star

Based in Surono's provincial capital 350 km from the northern polar circle, ASC are the northernmost professional club in the country. Other than a brief spell of success two decades ago, ASC were a solid mid-table team before suffering a shock relegation in KFL68 which marked the club’s fall into yo-yo club status, scrabbling in an increasingly competitive second division to gain promotion to Championship.

Arvika benefited from a fresh injection of ideas and motivation as Sharktail’s Azmi, the long-serving assistant manager to Warner Dranz at Latrobe, took his first managerial job channelling the old boss’s somewhat eccentric mix of tough love and sports science. That helped them earn promotion as National runners-up straight after a dispiriting relegation season in the Championship. Whether they have a different, better fate this time will depend greatly on the progress of midfielder Felar Katadfass and whether key players like Sam Miller can all push forward on their solid performances in the second division.

Manager: Azmi [SHT], age 47, Assistant manager: Kayley Lundberg, age 40
Last five seasons: 2nd (Nat), 20th, 1st (Nat), 17th, 2nd (Nat)
Players in: Emmanuel Trevorrow (Bellmare Union, free), Alain Chan (CS Saint-Rémy, loan), Josie Hoster (Passerine, τ0.1m), Alex Morrisson (Clayquot, τ0.1m), Nadia Khourian (Strathcona, τ200k/$536k)
Players out: Martí Calderon (contract expiry)
Oliver Crossley [GK], age 28 (TKT)
Nacuémiró Buené* [LB/LM], age 30 (KSK/FFD) C
Olaf Haabjörn [D C], age 32 (SVJ)
Ingrid Lambert* [D C], age 29 (KSK)
Gianni Esposito [RB], age 27 (SVG)
Stian Haukland [CM], age 27 (KOR)
Minerva Emond [AM], age 30 (EFL)
Deni Cowler [CM/AM], age 27 (NPH)
Andreas Bjerk* [AM LR], age 27 (VAL)
Ikra Yonte [RM], age 33 (SRS)
Timothy Sapping [AM/CF], age 27 (KOR)

Emiliano Parodi [GK], age 23 (CAD)
Iain Vergland [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Melissa Gaudreault [CB], age 23 (KSK)
Ashleigh Coles [D R], age 37 (ETN)
Phillip Johnson [RB], age 24 (KSK)
Emerald Loudain [RB], age 19 (KSK)
Lori Garland [LB/LM], age 32 (CDG)
Émile Robin [DM], age 32 (KSK)
Shaun Bradwell [CM], age 23 (KSK)
Rory Joseph [RM], age 25 (KSK)
Tios Pórmel Mufes [AM], age 33 (TIO)
Nicole Gillam [CM/LM], age 22 (KSK)
Xek Sunsaber [ST], age 19 (CEN)
Ketsia Ventura [AM/CF], age 20 (KSK)
Megan Woodwell [GK], age 23 (KSK)
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Burnaby Sport Club
Home ground: Stadium Konueira (60,200)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training facilities ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★★
Main rivals: Coquitlam United, Kirkenes FC
Honours: KFL Championship (16): 4, 13, 16, 25, 29, 44, 47, 48, 50, 52, 54, 58, 64, 65, 68, 74; runners-up: 56, 63, 67
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 14, 23; finalists: 8, 11
Fanzines: Altitude Sickness, Two O'Clock Gun, Blue Patch Boys
Notable former players: Phillip Lozic, Thamior Liadon, Bernard Despatie, Maiev Feidhlim, Kari Zücker, Pierre Vasseur
Manager: Ryan Potter, age 55 Asst. manager: Adrian Tremblay-Fillon, age 39
History and records – The most major trophies, the most league titles, the country’s biggest name in soccer, the most productive youth academy. At Burnaby, the response to winning a second league and cup double is simple: more. Ryan Potter finally got vindication and put to bed the idea that he could build for success but not actually get across the line. The emphatic way they took both domestic titles has expectations as high as they can go. The team is largely unchanged; with one headline signing that’s not one to inspire excitement but one that does add solidity and depth to the squad. With occasional Kelssek international Émile Robin looking to move on from Chalesm, Burnaby has added brick to the wall they hope will make them even harder to break down, especially if they get the first goal.

Last five seasons: 1st + Cup winner, 4th, 6th, 3rd, 8th
Players in: Émile Robin (Chalesm, $2m)
Players out: Eilwen Loew (Guard FC, /$3.5m), Samir Petrovic (retired), Megan Woodwell (Saintsport Heath, loan)

Dimitrije Azar [GK], age 36 (MRC)
Frey Pelle* [D LC], age 21 (AUD)
Teyo Echehun [D C], age 31 (ASG)
Joanna Rigby [DF], age 34 (QAD)
Artem Baldov [RB], age 27 (KSK)
Karl Kagawa [CM], age 26 (KSK)
Alessandro Bella* [CM/AM], age 31 (SVG)
Rika Abganerova [LM], age 27 (SRS)
Raizen Saikyomono [RM/ST], age 34 (HIN) C
Jesson Morrison [CF], age 29 (TKT)
Kim Sang-Wook* [ST], age 24 (QUE/CMT)

Olette Coleyn [GK], age 35 (BRE)
Erling Bolander [D R], age 36 (NRH)
Cephas Lidston [D L], age 33 (SRS)
Imke Diskin [RB/LB], age 35 (NPH)
Charles Favre [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Inga-Lisa Jansson [RM], age 27 (NRH)
Tanner Malvin [DM], age 33 (KSK)
Nishant Gilam [M C], age 32 (KSK)
Luke Johnson [AM LC], age 33 (KSK)
Donatien Csokonai [AM], age 30 (KSK/FFD)
Emre Massinen [AM/CF], age 19 (KSK)
Rosalie Bourke [RW], age 25 (KSK)
Sigrun Holgersdottir [ST], age 32 (SVJ)
Millie McGowan [CF], age 33 (TLI)
Kylia Vukcevic [ST], age 19 (KSK)
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Clayquot City Football Club
Home ground: Kanard Park (32,600)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: KFL Championship (2): 10, 26; runners-up: 53
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 10, 11; runners-up: 16
Notable former players: Seamus Wylten, Victor Clinton, Fabio Coimbra
Fanzine: Gold Star Republic
Manager: Margerie Pax [CMT], age 55 Asst. manager: Odveig Wheeler [STL], age 41

History and records. A long track record where they’re usually in the top half but no better has bred a strange mix of frustrated ambition and fatalism. Margerie Pax’s reign is not yielding the unleashing of suppressed awesomeness many fans believed the team to have. This isn’t the manager’s fault, the bigger clubs are just better at football and Clayquot City is about where it deserves to be, though try telling that to the manic depressives phoning in denounce the entire executive office on SportInfo Radio’s KFL Afterburner.

Frey Pelle is a big signing for Clayquot as they went to Audioslavia for a full-back. It’s also a signal Clayquot’s strategy will likely be to attack the flanks, while the legend of Raizen Saikyomono might end up operating more centrally. After falling short close to the end of last season, getting into Challengers Cup is once again a mission for them and the key expectation by which manager Margerie Pax will be judged.

Last 5 seasons: 6th, 10th, 8th, 10th, 6th
Players in: Frey Pelle (Necromarinai, τ930k/$2.5m), Artem Baldov (Star of Confederation, τ150k)
Players out: Alex Morrisson (ASC Arvika, τ0.1m)

Destry Lefranc [GK], age 30 (KSK)
Wilsrë Quelausé [LB], age 31 (FFD)
Morgan Miller [CB], age 26 (KOR)
Mikko Violette [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Kâyetá Jírraósôás [RB], age 30 (KSK/FFD)
Joni Lindegaard [CM], age 29 (NRH)
Carl Gaudreault* [CM], age 24 (KSK)
Alpár rue Pfáreliele* [AM], age 29 (FFD)
Pierre-Louis Laishram [AM/FW], age 34 (KSK) C
Maelle Sarada [CF], age 23 (KSK)
Elizabeth Blanc* [ST], age 29 (SVG)

Trìona Mercer [GK], age 20 (KSK)
Ciaran Black [LB], age 27 (KSK)
Maude Welsh [RB], age 22 (KSK)
Milan Okumura [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Heidi Hopkins [M RC], age 32 (KSK)
Callie Powell [CM], age 22 (KSK)
Artem Paterson [CM], age 18 (KSK)
John Parker [M L], age 33 (KSK)
Simon Barisstan [M R], age 32 (KSK)
Callie Ong [RM], age 20 (KSK)
Adon Johnson [LM/CM], age 28 (KSK)
Luo Dan [RW/ST], age 34 (YZH)
Dusty Clement [F C], age 35 (BRE)
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Coquitlam United
Home ground: Maillardville Park (20,300)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Main rivals: Burnaby SC
Honours: KFL Championship (1): 28; runners-up: 51, 52, 66
Patriotes Cup (1): 21; finalists: 14
Fanzine: Bear-Proof Bins
Manager: Rachel Schroeder [NPH], age 59; Coach: Mariano Lucio [TEQ], age 37
While bearing the name of only one of them, the club represents metropolitan Burnaby's eastern suburbs, and so are often nicknamed the Easties. Their ambitions of matching Burnaby SC have generally exceeded their actual ability to do so. There was also the time in season 66 when they lost twice to Burnaby in the space of 3 weeks, one in a decisive match that allowed Burnaby to overtake them and win the league title, and then in the Patriotes Cup final, an episode that’s been a major recent trauma.

Pierre-Louis Laishram has grown up a lot since the day he stormed out of Langlois Océanic’s dressing room, declared the squad were only good at mediocrity, and flounced off to Tumbra whereupon Océanic won the double the following season. Certainly he’s won the manager’s trust as Rachel Schroeder ponders how to move the club forward. After some flashes of brilliance last season young forward Maelle Sarada also seems poised for a breakout year. The team, in short, should improve but it’s unlikely they’ll trouble the fight for IFCF spots like their fans hope.

Last five seasons: 14th, 7th, 12th, 14th + Cup winners, 11th
Players in: Triona Mercer (youth), Artem Paterson (youth), Callie Ong (youth)
Players out: Kevin Cannon (Novonaya, free), Nithya Hoang (BK Klampenborg), Dmitri Thomas (Wynleth Flyers)

Ruslan Fermier [GK], age 21 (KSK)
Richie Muguerza [LB], age 25 (MRT)
Megan Walker [CB], age 26 (CBP)
Osman Bennouna [D C], age 32 (KSK)
Hipolito Cegarra [RB], age 29 (KSK/FFD)
Cherita Sheikh-Renard [DM], age 32 (EFL)
Charles Linton-Arbour* [M C], age 31 (KSK) C
Aneurin Wakering [RW], age 24 (BRE)
Maiev Feidhlim [LM], age 34 (SRS)
Florian Berkut* [ST], age 28 (NPH)
Avril Lapierre [ST], age 22 (KSK)

Liam Wallace [GK], age 29 (MUR)
Jérémie Chasseur-Ardenne [RB], age 34 (KSK)
Rodney Bright [D RL], age 30 (KSK)
Lio Turnau [CB], age 32 (STL)
Tenmu Tsu'umutapoa [CB/DM], age 36 (HIN)
Milan Linden [DM], age 24 (KSK)
Madison Longstaff [MF], age 17 (CDG)
Alain Chan [RM], age 26 (KSK)
Bruno Silva [RW], age 33 (DRP/HIN)
Corrine Bourquette [LW/CF], age 20 (KSK)
Arsène de Saintyon [ST], age 35 (OAM)
Kaja Hekkert [ST], age 35 (KOR)
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Club sportif de Saint-Rémy
Home ground: Stade Intersat (36,900)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Honours: KFL Championship (5): 8, 23, 55, 61, 62; runners-up: 57, 58, 72
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 3
Rivals: CF Outineau
Fanzine: Ceux qui mange tous les pogos, Carte-cadeaux de Dieu
Notable former players: Ian Sinclair, Brayden Custworth, Adrian Tremblay-Fillon, Greta Enger, Faragó Aranya
Manager: Calen Reamsey, age 62 Asst. manager: Dening Regnault [OAM], age 39

The club of a large industrial city that fancies itself as more down-to-earth and friendly in contrast to their self-conceived stereotype of people from Outineau. A formidable set of players in defence and midfield, but with Aranya leaving for Banija and no direct replacement, they are likely to be heavily reliant on Wakering and Berkut to produce on offence. A decade on from the “deux glorieuses” league titles, CSSR had just about resigned themselves to the idea that making the Challengers Cup occasionally was the best they could hope for. While last year saw a lot of fear that their chance to challenge for the league title is ebbing away, it didn’t go too badly in the end. But now that narrative is back with a vengeance and after losing two starting eleven players from a team that was just about clinging on to third place, there’s a lot of questions about whether they can even get an IFCF spot this year.

Last five seasons: 3rd, 3rd, 2nd, 8th, 10th
Players in: Rodney Bright (Kirkenes, τ200k), Madison Longstaff (Concord Heights, τ/$100k), Corrine Bourquette (youth)
Players out: Eilwen Loew (Burnaby, loan ended), Faragó Aranya (Kitara AA, τ2.2m/$6m), Alain Chan (ASC Arvika, loan)


Erica Perez [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Trey Dillon [RB], age 22 (XAN)
Anette Faure [CB], age 34 (CMT)
Ian Paquin [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Kaelyn Ianokis [LB], age 25 (KSK)
Aja Achilles* [D R/M RC], age 26 (EFL)
Abdur Rahmaan Heather* [CM], age 30 (EFL)
Ashton Moore [M C], age 35 (EUR) C
Alex Salvaggione [RW/LW], age 24 (TKT)
Oakleigh Carpenter* [CF], age 27 (EFL)
Lucas von Wolfberg [ST], age 23 (SWR)

Brian Pool [GK], age 34 (KSK)
Silvi Amathir [RB], age 22 (SRS)
Revan Gotte [LB], age 21 (AHR)
Colm Lumsden [CB], age 19 (KSK)
Artyom Gradovic [RM], age 30 (SRS)
Richard MacEwan [M C], age 30 (KSK)
Anni Phelps [CM], age 19 (KSK)
Pauline Chupryna [RB/RM], age 26 (KSK)
Rashid Habeeb [M L], age 30 (HTK)
Joncis Pataiere [M L], age 35 (OAM)
İlham Kazimov [ST], age 30 (TMR)
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Hamiltonian Cambria Football Club
Home ground: B.A. Johnston Field (24,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Honours: KFL National Northern (1): 58
Rivals: Kirkenes FC
Fanzines: Dragon's Breath Mints
Notable former players: Dario Tule, Tomas Guisao, Roksana Koroleva, Anke Waechter, Mesi Klarlmas
Manager: Hannah Wilton [QUE], age 45 Asst. manager: Odveig Wheeler [STL], age 41, Coach: Ren Fang [YZH], age 37

Like its post-industrial home city, Cambria clings to its blue-collar identity as a club even as its present-day reality is globalized, cosmopolitan, and services-oriented, down to the highly foreign coaching staff. And like its city, it has ambitions of proving itself against the bigger clubs while resenting its place in the global football player supply chain as a place where up-and-coming stars come to get final assembly for a few years before being sold on to a bigger, richer team. Such as the one made up of effete big-city folk from Kirkenes. Ugh.

Fans will debate whether the decisions to sell on Klarlmas and Waechter really captured their peak value, especially as they went within Kelssek when surely foreign clubs would have been able to offer more? Adapting to these departures will be a first key test of Hannah Wilton and her relatively new coaching staff. Analytics darling Trey Dillion might finally get a run in the starting eleven, but worries about the lack of midfield depth could bite over the length of the season.

Last five seasons: 11th, 11th, 13th, 11th, 14th
Players in: Alex Salvaggione (Port Rhovanyon, $1.5m)
Players out: Mesi Klarlmas (Outineau, τ700k), Anke Waechter (Latrobe, τ870k)

Jenas Mariapu [GK], age 25 (KSK/ARI)
Sêvêr Fâerçâlenh [LB], age 28 (FFD)
Bors Warwick [CB], age 32 (NPH)
Brian Kilcullen [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Andrija Hrvatin [RB], age 32 (PAS)
Victor Nyquist [CM], age 34 (VAL) C
Quinten van der Ven* [CM], age 26 (TLI)
Satria Wiradarma* [RM], age 27 (PCU)
Peter Markov [LM/AM], age 21 (KSK)
Ceferino Audiol* [ST], age 25 (JUE)
Catheline Matthias [ST], age 33 (NPH)

Areke Shinra [GK], age 34 (HIN)
Allison Tucker [LB/CB], age 32 (KSK)
Marietta Tesla [LM/LB/CM], age 34 (HIN)
Hannah Devore [CB/RB], age 35 (CDG)
Bleke Durocher [CB], age 22 (KSK)
Monica St.-Pierre [RB], age 22 (KSK)
Lor Starcutter [DM], age 19 (QAD)
Marek Fifield [CM], age 34 (NPH)
Kyle dos Santos [CM], age 20 (KSK)
Bastian Wolff [LW], age 31 (STL)
Jan Van Dijcke [LW], age 25 (CNR)
Armin Station [AM], age 27 (QAD)
Cory Ferguson [RM/CM], age 32 (KSK)
Sophie Hildebrand [AM/F C], age 33 (KSK)
Solveig Vedmark [ST], age 29 (SVJ)
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Kirkenes Football Club
Home ground: Exhibition Place (38,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Honours: KFL Championship (4): 9, 18, 37, 42; runners-up: 60, 70
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 19
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 14
Rivals: CF Outineau, Burnaby SC, Passerine
Fanzines: Rubber Pellets Digest, Centre of the Universe
Manager: Daniel Archer (NPH), age 57; Assistant manager: Analor Avalor (KOR), age 48; Coaches: Irène Fekete, age 37

History and records. The biggest club in Kelssek’s biggest city and also in terms of paid-up members, KFC has tended to hover near the top without getting the trophies they so desperately crave. As a study in contradictions it oozes old money and the liberal cosmopolitan outlook of its city, but harbours ultras with links to organized crime known mostly for fascist salutes and indiscriminate thuggery. If there’s one Kelssek club to base the villains of a sports movie for kids on, it’s this one. During the winter months, home matches are played at Waterfront Dome with only the lower tier seats sold.

Rumours of Catheline Matthias’s departure turned out to be exaggerated, but whether it’s because the club really does still consider her the striker they need or they couldn’t find any takers is one for social media arguments. After last year’s churn this transfer window is notably quiet, which sparked a whole other set of arguments about whether they need more overhauls or to dig in and do battle with what they’ve already got.

Last five seasons: 5th, 6th, 4th, 5th, 2nd
Players in: Kyle dos Santos (Kawarthas, τ200k)
Players out: Kendra Millaerl (Union Lachaine, τ125k)

Cassie Mrythe [GK], age 35 (KSK)
Brette Hackett [LB], age 30 (EFL)
Marc Wenger [CB], age 25 (KSK)
Marc Westond [CB], age 28 (SNL)
Nicole Boudrias [RB], age 28 (KSK)
Bridget Coombe* [CDM], age 28 (EXT) C
Émîróînó Üjíkân [OM], age 29 (FFD)
Anke Waechter [LW], age 24 (VAL)
Enyinnaya Udegbunam* [RW/LW], age 27 (QUE)
Holly Howell [CF], age 26 (TMB)
Hermann Eld* [F C], age 24 (SRS)

Alison Troczynski [GK], age 23 (KSK)
Iroha Irei [GK], age 34 (HIN)
Karon Murell [LB], age 22 (MRT)
Irinia Wassef [CB], age 34 (SRS)
Cormac Ó Conneely [RB], age 35 (KSK)
Neil Ferry [CM], age 21 (KSK)
Kieran McCurdy [CM], age 21 (KSK)
Dominic Lee [LM], age 32 (KSK)
Lubruose Prape [LM], age 34 (TIO)
Kevin Joseph [AM], age 21 (KSK)
Chike Obident [RW/AM], age 20 (KSK)
Francisco Esquivel [CM/AM], age 26 (TKT)
Aidan Caoidheach [FW], age 19 (KSK)
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Latrobe Athletic and Football Club
Home ground: Macquarie Docklands (55,700)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Clayquot City
Honours: KFL Championship (7): 2, 14, 21, 24, 34, 53, 69; runners-up: 55, 64, 65, 74
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 4, runners-up: 12
IFCF Champions League runners-up: 10; IFCF Challengers Cup runners-up: 6
Fanzines: That's Not the Try Line, Jamie Toohey's Pension Plan
Notable ex-players: Ruslan Demetriev, Aleksander Lukonov, Raïf Ducharne
Manager: Obey Chidiebere (BNJ), age 45; Asst. manager: Reeve Sheehan [BRE], age 39; Coaches: Kristian Mashtian, age 37; Ryan Dumont, age 41

History and records. Obey Chidibere impressed all the skeptics by finishing second in what many expected to be a difficult transition year, although that praise is qualified by the fact that Latrobe were quite distinctly first among the losers given the way that Burnaby romped to all the prizes last year. Key to that was Hermann Eld, whose loan deal was unhesitatingly turned into a permanent transfer. Most are predicting the league title to be a showdown between these two, and fans of Chidebere’s former club Coquitlam United will be more than happy to ally with the red and white against their city rivals. The key difference was fixing the horrid defence and a big part of that was being able to get Bridget Coombe and the backline working much more cohesively than whatever was going on when Chidebere came in. The addition of Waechter should bring a potent new threat to the attack, and whether the Vanorian can make this step up could be the crucial difference to get Latrobe within reach of the championship.

Last five seasons: 2nd, 8th, 7th, 4th, 1st
Players in: Anke Waechter (Hamiltonian, τ870k), Hermann Eld (1830 Cathair, τ1.5m/$4m), Kevin Joseph (youth)
Players out: Erland Stromby (contract expiry)

Slaven Bajalica* [GK], age 29 (KSK/FFD)
Bertrand Paré [D RC], age 32 (KSK)
Natalia Konarik [CB/LB], age 24 (KSK)
Sahwen Chao [CB/LB], age 24 (SNL)
Kristie Fortnier [LB/CB], age 35 (CDG)
Ewan Vespertine* [CM], age 21 (CEN)
Kyra Mijancas* [CM], age 23 (MRT)
Amber Docherty [RM/RW], age 34 (KSK) C
Padraig Sielski [LM], age 20 (KSK)
Klaus Larsson [OM], age 32 (FFD)
Christophe Violette [AM/F C], age 31 (KSK)

Doug Magennis [GK], age 35 (KSK)
Max Loganach [LB/RB], age 29 (KSK)
Katie Sherwin [RB/LB], age 17 (CDG)
Julian Hendrick [D C], age 33 (KSK)
Clodio Noya [DMC], age 31 (TEQ)
Pherem Mutsuga [LM], age 35 (HIN)
Sandrine McLeod [LW], age 24 (KSK)
Wei Yan Lin [RW], age 25 (NIX)
Jordan Normand [AM C], age 33 (KSK)
Larissa Wijk [ST], age 35 (COR)
Lily Witte [CF], age 19 (KSK)
Trìona Smith [CF], age 18 (KSK)
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Mazinaw Vanorian Football Club
Home ground: Crowchilds (18,100)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Strathcona Internationals
Honours: Patriotes Cup (1): 19; runners-up: 66
KFL National South (1): 59
KFL National runners-up: 68
Fanzines: Tricky Trees
Manager: Tomás Fierro, age 45 [CEN/KSK]; Asst. manager: Annabel Curtis, age 45

There is no evidence of any historical link between Valanora and this club in the high plains city of Mazinaw. This club’s name instead certainly reflects the long-time popularity of that country’s league and national team among fans in Kelssek in the era when football was a niche sport and real fans watched the games on satellite from Atlantian Oceania. Vanorian climbed into the top flight around the same time as their provincial rivals Strathcona, but their fortunes have diverged somewhat as Mazinaw haven’t been able to crack the top tier and settled into a groove as a mid-table talent farm, while blacking out that recent year they got relegated from their collective memories.

Fierro enters the third year of his tenure facing a real challenge of how to keep the same level after the departure of two key players. Mazinaw have a creative midfield that he can rely on, but the back line is a bit more suspect they could seriously miss Adler’s offensive input on the flanks when they come up against the bigger clubs. Mid-table is where they were and that’s still just about where they should be.

Last five seasons: 13th, 16th, 14th, 13th, 12th + Cup winner
Players in: Katie Sherwin (New Lakeland City Academy, τ68k/$100k), Wei Yan Lin (Yanjiang)
Players out: Laura Adler (Mipojoseon, τ2.96m/$8m), Ronnie Burton (retired), Alice Sauvage (Megabrantid τ1.7m/$4m)

Constance Lapunov [GK], age 26 (KSK)
Tim Edmonds [RB], age 24 (KSK)
Sarah Salvo [CB], age 27 (KSK) C
Anthony Tatar* [CB], age 31 (KSK)
Emma Anthoff [LB], age 26 (KSK)
Ralston Kendrick [DM], age 20 (BRE)
Christine Bard* [CM], age 33 (KSK)
Kenneth Briand [RM], age 25 (KSK)
Erica Raymond [LM], age 27 (KSK)
Daniel Tarp* [AM], age 30 (KSK)
Thomas Dupuis [ST], age 30 (KSK)

Nicholas Vissar [GK], age 30 (KSK)
Vasily Luzin [RB], age 23 (KSK)
Alex Othan [CB], age 31 (KSK)
Peter Selward [CB], age 34 (KSK)
Mark Warner [LB], age 34 (KSK)
Fabian Adgara [CM], age 28 (KSK)
Alex Matthews [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Jon Zamorek [CM], age 33 (KSK)
Mia Lanoix [CF], age 34 (KSK)
Aleksandra Isanovic [CF], age 21 (KSK)
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New Generation Sports Association
Home ground: Stadium of the Stars (40,500)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Honours: KFL Championship (2): 31, 32
Coupe des Patriotes runners-up: 3
KFL National (1): 67; runners-up: 65
KFL Association North winners: 72
Rivals: ASC Arvika
Fanzines: The Torch
Manager: Adam Saskis, age 45
NGSA Ulyanof were founded on mid-industrial era liberal humanistic ideals of using sport to encourage young people to embrace healthy living, patriotism, cleanliness, moral virtues (etc.), and nearly disbanded after a horrific abuse scandal in their youth system saw them suspended from even being members of Football Kelssek. Auditors and other management experts have put in reforms and carried out a thorough bleaching (metaphorically, although from the evidence that the Lupinissia court system has heard in various civil and criminal cases, actually bleaching a lot of team facilities might also be a good idea). Forced to start over when they were finally allowed to return to the professional league, they have climbed their way back into the first division after four years, enduring “**** off you pedophiles” chants the whole way (there were never even accusations of this, fans can just be horrid).

Last three seasons: 4th (Natl), 5th (Natl), 1st (Assoc-N)
Players in: Ralston Kendrick (1830 Cathair, loan)
Players out: none

Michael Sveyn [GK], age 31 (KRY)
Zaur-Luka Igorić* [RB], age 31 (ZRH)
Timo Thomsen [CB], age 26 (KSK) C
Putu Satria Wibawa [CB], age 20 (PCU)
Sorcha Cleeves [LB/RB], age 21 (KSK)
Jordyn Mah* [CM], age 28 (QUE)
Chevalier Bay [AMF], age 31 (EFL)
Sara Violette [LW], age 28 (KSK)
Stéphanie Desharnais [RW], age 25 (KSK)
Roksana Koroleva* [ST], age 27 (CMT)
Denis Sjavopalov [ST], age 27 (SVJ)

Scotia MacDonald [GK], age 33 (KSK)
Aidan Dupuis [GK], age 20 (KSK)
Lance Atkinson [D L], age 32 (KSK)
Songwei Milosevic [RB], age 18 (YZH/MYT)
Norue Busokhu [CB], age 33 (TIO)
Harun Farrow [CM], age 22 (EFL)
Kathy Eowins [DM C], age 36 (KSK)
Colton Wynter [CM], age 30 (TKT)
Zack Sjöberg [MC], age 17 (VAL)
Oskari Yamamoto [LM], age 21 (KSK)
Fioniann Baalbaki [RM], age 31 (KSK)
Zilar Galharretborde [RM], age 34 (ASG)
Jourdain Dupuis [F C], age 34 (KSK)
James Kagawa [ST], age 20 (KSK)
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Océanic club de football Langlois
Home ground: Stade des Pacifiques (33,0774)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Main rivals: CF Saint-Richard, CF Outineau
Honours: KFL Championship (8): 5, 11, 17, 19, 30, 56, 57, 66; runners-up: 49, 71
Coupe des Patriotes (2): 2, 15; runners-up: 13
Fanzines: Coach-marde, Aux larmes salés
Manager: Danny Flint, age 58 (Image VLD) Asst. manager: Davis Quintin, age 46; Coaches: Kiera Weiram [MRN], age 40; Paul Lacroix, age 38

Records and history. The oldest club in the KFL, and claims to be the oldest football club in the federation. Pioneered a fluid tactical style that has been highly influential in the sport’s tactical development within the country, leading to an emphasis on players with versatility and a range of skills rather than specialization. Their stadium is also one of the most scenic in the country. All in all a grand old team to play for and a grand old team to see, if you know your history.

After 11 years in charge, Danny Flint faces questions about whether it’s time for him to move on. Fans are looking at the markedly positive effect of new managers with fresh ideas at clubs like Latrobe and Burnaby, and started itching to shove their own long-serving manager out. It’s clearly not fair to Danny Flint, especially in a year when he’ll have to adjust to the team’s midfield anchor and captain retiring and joining the coaching staff instead, but that’s football and fan psychology for you.

Last five seasons: 7th, 5th, 3rd, 2nd, 9th
Players in: Jordyn Mah (Wansan Noksaekjeonsa, τ0.7m/$2m), Colton Wynter (Saintsport, τ0.37m)
Players out: Tyler Hodgson (Syneca, τ0.55m/$1.5m), Cory Browning (retired), Jacques Peele (retired), Tyrone Russell (retired), Kiera Weiram (retired)

Rhys le Besco [GK], age 27 (MRT)
Tobert Usher [RB], age 24 (KSK)
Afrim Degirmen [CB], age 32 (SRS) C
Errol Tellier [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Molly Taylor* [LWB/LW], age 26 (EUR)
Drystan Tudor [CM/AM], age 28 (DEL)
Götz Makatsch* [M/AM], age 30 (VAL)
Mesi Klarlmas [LW], age 26 (CMT)
Tomás Guisao* [M R], age 30 (KSK/FFD)
Pierre van der Winkel [AM], age 26 (KSK)
Vanda Gerô [ST], age 32 (PAS)

Thimiscles Seanclair [GK], age 35 (YSP)
Sonya Lau [CB], age 23 (KSK)
Lourence Hupe [CB], age 18 (KSK)
Emmett Thackary [D R], age 34 (KSK)
Alain-Elric Sauve [LB], age 23 (KSK)
Logane Nordet [DM], age 21 (KSK)
Mint Leaf [RW/AM], age 29 (CRY)
János rue Belois [M LR], age 30 (KSK/FFD)
Phillippe Lavoie [CF], age 22 (KSK)
Saori Takahata [AM/F C], age 34 (HIN)
Sebastian Ellex-Mar [ST], age 20 (CEN)
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Club de football Outineau
Home ground: Stade Olympique (58,600)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★★ / Training ★★★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Rivals: Kirkenes FC, Les Castors, Langlois Océanic, CS Saint-Rémy
Honours: KFL Championship (10): 12, 15, 27, 33, 41, 50, 60, 63, 67, 73; runners-up: 59
Coupe des Patriotes (5): 5, 13, 16, 17, 22; runners-up: 21
Ad'ihan Challenge Trophy (1): 18
Notable former players: Blake McDonagh, Gabriel Lapierre, James McDonald, Loïc Maçon-Petrault, Brigitte Coppinger, Adam Corvin, Ashley Douglass, Jean-Phillippe Auiloquet
Fan channels: Tourtière congelé, Ignoble, Latte-Sipping Cock Muncher's Quarterly
Manager: Romain Dupuis, age 55 Coaches: Jean-Marc Arndeau, age 40; Sean Clarke, age 39

History and records. One of Kelssek football’s traditional powers, they hold the record for the most Patriotes Cup wins and are one of three clubs to have won a domestic double. The club’s Anglian fanzine references an infamous hot-mic incident when a KBC pundit dismissed the passion of the club’s supporters with a colourful reference to the city’s pretentious coffee preferences and social liberalism. A big part of the matchday experience is the singing and banners of its long-standing supporters group Les Ignobles.

The come-down from winning the league and cup double was harsh, and in the wake of that Romain Dupuis seems to be hitting the reset button. Notably, the club is bringing in a hot young talented winger in Mesi Klarlmas and shipping off Primakov and Giles after an ineffective year of declining offensive production. Fans have been scratching their heads, however, about allowing Gilles Bray to leave and creating an apparent gap in central midfield that’s likely to compromise any serious title challenge. It may signal a different tactical approach by Dupuis, who’s won plenty of admirers for his ability to successfully fit his approach to the players available. Eighth is far off where this club wants to be, and the pressure is on to make sure that was just a blip.

Last 5 seasons: 8th, 1st + Cup winners, 5th, 6th, 3rd
Players in: Mesi Klarlmas (Hamiltonian, τ0.7m/$2m), Sebastian Ellex-Mar (Olympique de Rimouski, τ0.7m/$2m), Logane Nordet (youth), Lourence Hupe (youth)
Players out: Stuart Markov (Strathcona, τ0.25m), Radomir Primakov (contract expiry), Ego Giles (Dodle τ0.6m/$1.75m), Gilles Bray (Chuckio FC τ1.4m/$4m), Melanie Fowler (Wynleth, free)
Nathaniel Williams [GK], age 25 (KSK)
Lewis Brockton [LB/RB], age 31 (KSK)
Sha Jian* [CB], age 24 (YZH)
Sang-Hun Noel [DF], age 26 (QAD)
Jaya Hadi Gunawan [RB], age 19 (PCU)
Ronin Otero* [CM], age 21 (QAD)
Roy Jenkins [M C], age 33 (KSK) C
Demetrius Paschalakis* [RM], age 28 (NPH)
Xaviér Lacroix [LM], age 32 (KSK)
Markus Oyvind [AM C], age 31 (KSK)
Gabriel Davies [F C], age 36 (KSK)

Malone Newport [GK], age 35 (GTK)
Stéphanie Kouam [LB], age 18 (KSK)
Sandy Fisher [LB], age 23 (KSK)
Justine Bixby [CB], age 34 (KSK)
Guilliame Magill [RB], age 20 (KSK)
Risteárd McGregers [MF], age 27 (EQS)
Guilliame Honoré [CM], age 20 (KSK)
Eire St.-Pierre [CM], age 19 (KSK)
Angéline Ibanez [LM], age 22 (KSK)
Kimiko Koizumi [M RLC], age 35 (HIN)
Luca Jenmarsh [M R], age 33 (KSK)
Wiktor Nebojsa Dassow [C/AM], age 37 (ZRH)
Martinius Enge [AMC/ST], age 17 (VAL)
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Passerine Football Club
Home ground: Portedowns Park (26,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Kirkenes FC
Honours: KFL National (3): 60, 66, 68
Fan media: Abusive Tweets, Pitchside Hops
Notable ex-players: Zoé Goh-Lemaire
Manager: Brigitte Coppinger (NPH), age 44

Records and history. Has fashioned itself into a football club for those who like to sip an IPA (now supplied by the Terembev conglomerate) from a plastic cup at the stadium and don't mind finishing tenth being considered an accomplishment. Hey, it's better than being one of those mainstream Kirkenes FC supporters.

Passerine have been making steady progress under Coppinger and some are even talking about the IFCF as the next step they can take this season. That might be a bridge too far but there’s no question that the likes of Ronin Otero and Jaya Hadi Gunawan can be even better and the team as a whole is looking very positive. One key weakness is up front as Gabriel Davies is the only forward they’ve got who has shown an ability to consistently find the net – if that drops off, the team will need everyone to contribute goals or they could struggle.

Last five seasons: 10th, 12th, 16th, 16th, 16th
Players in: Guilliame Magill (Franche-Contamine, 200k)
Players out: Josie Hoster (ASC Arvika, free), Cameron Lewis (Sitka Valley, free)

Cathal Gallagher [GK], age 37 (KSK) C
Tzevaada Muir [D L], age 35 (MRN)
Martín Ferrari* [CB], age 26 (VLD)
Eoin Mac Dùbhghlas [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Kurispin Moloses* [RB], age 27 (FFD/KSK)
Cory Grossman [M C], age 33 (KSK)
Aaron Lyybeck [AM C], age 27 (KSK)
Manda Iara [LM], age 31 (CMT)
Zara Wheals [CAM/RW], age 27 (SYL)
Larissa Campanella* [FW], age 30 (VLD)
Brandon Soinen [ST], age 22 (KSK)

Kardos Szûcs [GK], age 21 (PAS)
Shane Reilly [D L], age 35 (KSK)
Aya Kawasaki [LB], age 24 (CMT)
James Jouppi [LB], age 19 (KSK)
Russell McDougal [RB], age 30 (KSK)
Sarah Pritchard [CB], age 19 (KSK)
Alexandre von Mertens [CB], age 34 (KSK)
Nikolai Seabury [CB], age 32 (KSK)
Timurdogan Yerli [MC/AMC], age 34 (TMR)
Kai Fukushima [M R], age 33 (KSK)
Claire Glass [ST], age 22 (KSK)
Tatjana Pistor [F C], age 32 (KSK)
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Shearwater Football Club
Home ground: Kingswharf (40,500)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Rivals: Port City, Langlois Océanic
Fanzines: Southwest Stand Dispatch, Yellow Brick Road
Honours: IFCF Champions League (1): 11
KFL Championship (4): 36, 40, 70, 71; runners up: 69, 73
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 21
Notable former players: Shaheen Taleb, Karen, Damien Halliger, Loisé Camserhe, Tara Kreidel, Brion Steinno
Manager: Olaf Jurtanen, age 53 (SVJ); Asst. manager: Jacquéline Lapierre, age 39 (KSK)

Founded as a sports club for the personnel of a Kelssek Navy base, the club no longer has formal links to the military but does reference this history the club crest’s resemblance to a ship’s badge. Quietly built itself into a top-three powerhouse under the management of Ryan Potter, but didn’t win anything until they sacked him and brought in Olaf Jurtanen, who won two league titles, the Patriotes Cup, and the IFCF Champions League.

Last year wasn’t supposed to happen. Not that Shearwater were bad, they were painfully... above-average and never threatened to win the title or make much of an impact generally. Central midfield was seen as the weak point but they underperformed all over the pitch, certainly by the standards they’ve set in recent years. Is it a question of the players getting complacent, and losing that edge that propelled them to success the last few years? If so, maybe a simple kick up the rear will get things firing again. But a more troubling possibility is that teams have figured out how to neutralize them defensively, and if that’s the real problem something more than new signing Zara Wheals is called for, and there could be serious regrets about not doing more to keep Xena Allste. One notable recruitment is the addition of Jacquéline Lapierre, who got thrown into the deep end as interim manager and kept Star of Confederation’s heads just above water, as assistant manager.

Last five seasons: 4th, 2nd, 9th + Cup winners, 1st, 1st + CL winners
Players in: Zara Wheals (Avondale City, $1m), James Jouppi (youth)
Players out: Denise Witt (Wynleth, free), Coalan O’Reilly (contract expired), Xena Allste (Shakter Z’aiai, $2.5m)

Mavrik Rowland [GK], age 24 (KSK)
Patrice Morin [D LR], age 27 (KSK)
Kenzo Harrison* [CB], age 26 (SNL)
Alisse Duclair [CB/DM], age 26 (KSK)
Justin Gollander [RB], age 27 (KSK)
Anne-Marie Lamoureaux [CM], age 30 (KSK) C
Raïf Ducharne [CM], age 35 (KSK)
Kaiden Pépin* [CM/AM], age 23 (KSK)
Karla Marx [LM], age 23 (CMT)
Antonina Kazankova [RM], age 20 (PYA)
Théo Esposito [CF], age 22 (KSK)

Jeanne Makarniz [GK], age 22 (KSK)
Jason McGwire [D/M L], age 31 (KSK)
Myriam Yang [CB], age 30 (KSK)
Aaron Dupuis [RB], age 23 (KSK)
Callie Troulos [CB], age 20 (KSK)
Yara Mearns [LB/LM], age 31 (KSK)
Timothée Boisvert [CM], age 20 (KSK)
Louise Tremblay [CM], age 34 (KSK)
Olivier Lee [CM], age 22 (KSK)
Noah-Elliot Robins [LM], age 22 (KSK)
Juan Marc Valdéz [F C], age 33 (KSK)
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Club de football Saint-Richard
Home ground: Stade Michel-Beaulieu (19,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★★
Honours: KFL Championship (1): 35
Coupe des Patriotes (1): 9
Rivals: Langlois Océanic
Fanzines: Moules frites
Manager: Jonathan Dubois, age 43; Asst. manager: Maude-Louise Arsenault, age 39; Coach: Mortéza Fadel, age 37

Les Navigateurs pride themselves on the ethos of being close to the community, and a squad primarily made up of gars de chez nous, youth players from the local area who came up through its academy. The sentimental second-favourite club of many, whose presence in the first division and commitment to its identity confirms the romance of sport is not dead. As the travails of similar clubs that have fallen into yo-yo status in recent years, the competition to be top-flight fixtures is more intense now and nothing can be taken for granted. For a long time they were solid mid-table mainstays, but it just takes a bad year or two and they suffered the indignity of a shock relegation. And it came at the hands of their derby rivals Océanic on the final day of season 70.

By all accounts last season’s twelfth place was an overperformance, yet falling back in league position this year would probably be deemed below expectations for a young, developing group of players. Energy, craft, and commitment are what characterize this team, and Kaiden Pépin exemplifies this in the midfield. But he was often saddled with having to fill defensive gaps and this would seem to be the role envisioned for veteran Raïf Ducharne. If this indeed unleashes the squad’s potential, this could be an exciting year on the Salt Coast.

Last five seasons: 12th, 15th, 2nd (Natl), 3rd (Natl), 18th
Players in: Karla Marx (Eyrods Tech, free), Raïf Ducharne (Mosfleet Albion, undisclosed)
Players out: Maxime Bearnon-Sappeur (retired), Cedella Verlander (retired), Mortéza Fadel (retired)

Marcus Aureleus [GK], age 32 (CMT)
Behai Griffin [RB], age 20 (CMT)
Antony Hangman* [CB], age 26 (NPH)
Karina Wilkinson [CB], age 28 (HAN)
Theo Capella [LB], age 32 (CAD)
Girolamo Alcides* [CM], age 30 (MRC) C
Benoný Ísarrsson [DM], age 30 (GRF)
Andrew Everingham [LW], age 24 (TKT)
Joseph Denham [AM RC], age 31 (KSK)
John Polito* [ST], age 25 (KSK)
Drî Tòr [F C], age 27 (KSK/FFD)

Ross Soderling [GK], age 26 (KSK)
Garrett O'Shea [CB], age 30 (KSK)
Oregon Lévesque [CB], age 29 (KSK)
Lucy Elton [LB], age 34 (KSK)
Rhys Remillard [LB], age 19 (KSK)
Jonathan Vauhkonen [CM], age 34 (KSK)
Amandine Radjen [RW], age 34 (KSK)
Annabel Eakins [RM], age 20 (KSK)
Irfan Hakemi [CM/AM], age 28 (KSK)
Lara Crist [LM], age 31 (CMT)
Lyall Murphy [LW/ST], age 35 (SCT/QUE)
Vincent Price [F C], age 34 (KSK)
Jan Kabanov [ST], age 20 (KSK)
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Star of Confederation
Home ground: The Domain (22,565)
Honours: KFL National runners-up: 66
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★ / Youth recruitment ★
Fanzine(s): Das Kapital

The club from the federal capital Neorvins is a relatively recent entrant to the top flight and much of this has been a result of adopting a highly professional sporting and performance staff as well as smart scouting of players. While many residents of the capital move there from elsewhere with existing allegiances to clubs in the bigger sports of rugby and ice hockey, these are less entrenched in football so SoC is working hard to win over new fans.

Last season started well and then turned into a gut-wrenching plummet towards the bottom that saw manager Gary Allard sacked and the club saving itself from relegation on the final day, when they got their first win in ten games to send Novonaya to the second division instead. While the new coaching team has had to grapple with limited resources in terms of transfer budget, most fans feel optimistic that the team is better than their dreadful final third of last season showed and can at least comfortably finish mid-table under new management.

Manager: Bryce Graughan, age 39; Asst. manager: Ryan Dumont, age 41
Last five seasons: 16th, 14th, 13th, 15th, 16th
Players in: Annabel Eakins (Colwnyian Vale, τ250k)
Players out: Errol Lìos (AFC Droves, τ925k/$2.5m)

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Ellen Underwood [GK], age 24 (KSK)
Stuart Markov [LB], age 20 (KSK)
Emma Beaudry [RCB], age 26 (CDG)
Honorio Menez* [CB], age 24 (MRT)
Waleeda Hollis-Park [RB], age 30 (EFL)
Stéphanie Wang [CM], age 21 (KSK)
Mhara Vera* [CM], age 28 (NYK)
Doner Grrhonomó [AM C], age 30 (KSK/FFD)
Preston Treadwell [ST], age 30 (CDG) C
Russ Shaw [CF], age 23 (SNL)
Tyoasi Klipark* [ST], age 27 (VIL)

Joe Schlosser [GK], age 36 (KSK)
Tyler Anderson [GK], age 18 (KSK)
Kelsey Lore [D RC], age 31 (KSK)
Astrid Lodgen [LB/RB], age 35 (KSK)
Efra Soke [LB], age 32 (FFD)
Nicolas Michel [LB/CB], age 31 (KSK)
Trifonas Tolakis [CB], age 30 (VDR)
Geoff Prouse [RB], age 20 (KSK)
Rhys Dadit [M C], age 33 (KSK)
Ashton McCulloch [LM], age 20 (KSK)
Laura Millclef [AM/F C], age 34 (KSK)
Tom Carrieri [RM/CM], age 19 (KSK)
Chung Seo-Yeon [LW/CF/ST], age 33 (HIN)
Amy Freeman [CF], age 21 (EUR)
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Strathcona Internationals
Home ground: Bowreach (34,900)
Facilities: Ground ★★★★ / Training ★★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Rivals: Mazinaw Vanorian
Honours: KFL Championship (2): 59, 72; Runners-up: 68
Patriotes Cup (1): 12; Runners-up: 7, 16
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 11/KFL66; Runners-up: 12
KFL National South (1): 53
Notable former players: Bratislav Rukavina, Bryan Hartpoach, Laurel Tinker-Witt, Lynne Crossley
Fanzines: To the Ends of the Earth, Mosh Pit of the Bourgeoisie

Wiki article. Based in Vickery, the capital of Conryia, the club was founded by a group of expatriate workers, and took the name of the industrial quarter south of central Vickery. Nicknamed "The Globalists", originally a piss-take by fans of other clubs over a former club president allegedly saying UICA becoming defunct (causing Strathcona to miss out on its first chance at international club competition) was a conspiracy against them.

It’s finally happened, a year after the club insisted it would never happen – Lynne Crossley has left the club, setting a new league transfer record in the process. The KFL 72 player of the year is headed to conquer new battlefields in Chromatika, leaving Strathcona search for a new direction, and not a great deal of trust that Niall Jenkins is the right manager to achieve that. It’s probably not going to be the disaster pessimistic fans are expecting, but it’s clearly going to be a year of limited upside as players find new roles and adapt to a new approach. Jenkins had a record of doing well with limited resources at Torbay and was supposed to move upward and onward here. This is where it’s make or break for him at Strathcona.

Manager: Niall Jenkins, age 62; Asst. manager: Laurel Tinker-Witt (ZWZ)
Last five seasons: 9th, 11th, 1st, 4th, 5th
Players in: Stuart Markov (CF Outineau, τ250k), Tom Carieri (youth)
Players out: Nadia Khourian (ASC Arvika, free), Lynne Crossley (Crossroads, τ4.5m/$12m), Carey Mason (Saintsport, τ100k)

Vladimir Perunovic [GK], age 30 (KSK/FFD)
Huang Han [LWB/LW], age 24 (YZH)
Jura Weiss-Mescat [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Nediljko Brajković [CB], age 25 (PAS)
Sorcha Cleeves [RB], age 21 (KSK)
Colin Na [CM], age 26 (KSK)
David Geoffrion* [CM], age 27 (OAM)
Vanessa Weger* [AM], age 24 (KSK)
Shaheen Taleb [AM/F RC], age 36 (KSK)
Neil Murphy [CF], age 35 (KRY) C
Lionel an Deòir* [FW], age 21 (KSK)

Eamon Mac Dùbhghlas [GK], age 20 (KSK)
Nene Shibata [D C], age 35 (HIN)
Micah Hackney [LB], age 29 (XAN)
Brynn Satterfield [RB], age 22 (XAN)
Ronaldo Kaber [CB/DM], age 19 (EFL)
Miller West [CM], age 33 (BRE)
Adam Callaghan [M C], age 34 (KSK)
Simon Grilli [AM], age 22 (KSK)
Jeremiah Garland [LM], age 25 (BOL)
Nayla Culloch [CF], age 21 (KSK)
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Torbay Thunder
Home stadium: Armidale Plain (10,300)
Facilities: Ground ★★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Fanzine(s): (Thor Pun Here)
Honours: KFL National (1): 61
Vilitan Cove Invitational (1): 17/KFL72, 18/KFL73
Notable former players: Dan Antoninsson, Eoin Bream, Julius Heer

After a shambolic recruitment process to start last season with important squad spots filled at the last minute apparently by working their way through the scouting reports in a state of increasing panic, the team were unsurprisingly inconsistent. Blake McDonagh spent many a match trying not to explode with rage or be seen with his head in his hands, while watching his team’s botched attempts to press or put more than four passes together. And yet, quality up front saved their hides. There are just two, both very smart acquisitions joining the team this time, and if anyone can whip some cohesion into these players it’s going to be national team legend Shaheen Taleb.

Manager: Blake McDonagh, age 44, Asst. manager: Hildur Eiríksdóttir, age 40
Last five seasons: 15th, 11th, 9th, 7th, 8th
Players in: Shaheen Taleb (Aries Chariots τ93k/$250k)
Players out: Yohan Millar (contract expiry), Sorcha Cleeves (Océanic, τ400k)

Théo Lee [GK], age 21 (KSK)
Marc-Antoine Dollinger [LB], age 33 (KSK)
Dania Guerin [CB], age 21 (KSK)
Alberta Turok [CB], age 36 (KSK)
Marc Lepetit [RB], age 25 (KSK)
Stéphanie Stasiak [CM], age 20 (KSK)
Jonathan Berton-Fleury* [M C], age 36 (KSK) C
Fang Chenguang* [RW], age 23 (CMT)
Eoghan Cuckovic [LM], age 19 (KSK)
Devin Rowan* [AM], age 31 (KSK)
Anton Black [ST], age 22 (BRE)

Kendra Millaerl [GK], age 33 (KSK)
Levit Guindon [LB], age 26 (KSK)
Michel Larivière [CB], age 27 (KSK)
Michael Cabrallo [RB], age 37 (KSK)
Maxime Paquette [LB], age 34 (KSK)
François Gobain [CM], age 29 (KSK)
Amandine Blanchet [CM], age 33 (KSK)
Pierre-Luc Larivière [LM], age 26 (KSK)
Édouard Forget [CF], age 32 (KSK)
Mavrik Marks [FW], age 22 (KSK)
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Union sportive de Lachaîne
Home stadium: Allée des Écluses-Noires (9,400)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★ / Youth recruitment ★★
Fanzine(s): Mon p'tit corvette
Honours: KFL National runners-up: 73
Manager: Antoine Girard, age 42

Based in a part of Outineau marked by the boom and bust of the shipping canal once integral to the economy of central Beaulac. Antoine Girard is certainly coming to notice for his work with very limited resources. Not only were they more comfortably safe from relegation than their final position suggests, they went on a magical cup run where they conquered all before them before being smashed to bits in the final under the boot of the Burnaby juggernaut. They have lost their two best players and the fans are bracing for impact. Cuckovic has talent but saving this team from relegation is certainly too much to ask from a teenager. Other youngsters like Stasiak, Fang, and Black will be important to put together the attack, but how the veteran core down the middle holds things together will be key if they can pull off another escape act.

Last three seasons: 17th, 2nd (Nat), 20th, 6th (Nat)
Players in: Anton Black (Eyrods Tech, free), Kendra Millaerl (Kirkenes, τ125k), Corrine Tremblay (Les Castors, τ200k)
Players out: Lourence Hénin-Sauve (Johnho Utd, τ560k/$1.5m), Stéphanie Romer (Brattleboro West, τ860k/$2.3m)

Denise Witt [GK], age 31 (KSK)
Melanie Fowler* [D RC], age 31 (KSK)
Guilliame Rocchi [CB], age 28 (KSK)
Eamag Orgg [CB], age 24 (KSK)
Seosamh Mac Ceallach [LB], age 28 (KSK)
Lucas Baird [CM], age 30 (KSK)
Brian Spalding [DM], age 21 (KSK)
Conan Batori [RM], age 26 (KSK)
Andrew Everingham* [LW], age 25 (TKT)
Colm Ó Tuathail* [LW/AM], age 37 (KSK) C
Ciorstaidh Pinard [FW], age 21 (KSK)

Donnach Ó Ceanndubháin [GK], age 35 (KSK)
Dimitri Thomas [RB], age 25 (KSK)
Cathy Payne [CB], age 35 (KSK)
Jonathan Spencer [LB], age 28 (KSK)
Rónán Mac Murchú [CM], age 33 (KSK)
Roland Shields [DM], age 31 (KSK)
Jack Samuelson [RM/LM], age 29 (KSK)
Diego Ortega [RM], age 24 (TFS)
Cúan Ó Corráin [LM], age 29 (KSK)
Carrie Buchanan [AM], age 32 (KSK)
Luke Mansbridge [CF], age 21 (KSK)
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Wynleth Flyers
Home stadium: Cathysceau (cap. 16,300)
Facilities: Ground ★★ / Training ★★★ / Youth system ★★★ / Youth recruitment ★★★
Fanzine(s): Plastic Cup Report
Honours: KFL National (2): 70, 74; runners-up: 67
Notable former players: Colm Ó Tuathail
Manager: Daffyd Jenkins, age 47

Located in Noua Cymru’s ancient capital Wynleth-an-Glyndwr, a picturesque historic city of Gothic spires, civil servants, and harried university students. Recently the butt of jokes when a report revealed they were the country’s professional club with the highest average number of fans arrested for public drunkenness at matches. Wynleth returns immediately to the first division as winners of KFL National, where they will meet Colm Ó Tuathail who’s returned to Kelssek and looks set to end his storied career where it began. It’d just be rude for the living legend’s career to finish in a bad way (i.e., in the second division), and Wynleth have moved for some veterans with championship pedigree who could, on paper, make them at least the 17th-best team.

Last five seasons: 1st (Natl), 18th, 15th, 17th, 1st (Nat'l)
Players in: Colm Ó Tuathail (Ulsa, undisclosed), Melanie Fowler (Outineau, τ0.25m), Dmitri Thomas (Coquitlam, τ0.25m), Eamag Ogg (St. David, τ0.2m), Denise Witt (Shearwater, τ0.15m), Luke Mansbridge (youth)
Players out: Madison Garneau (St. David), Dylan Corbeth (Saintsport, free), Karen Peterson (retired), Nathan Brunn (retired)

Transfers in
Name                 Pos   Age  Nat  From                    To                Fee
Sebastian Ellex-Mar ST 20 CEN Olym Rimouski QUE CF Outineau 2
Raïf Ducharne CM 35 KSK Mosfleet Albion ELM CF Saint-Richard 0
Karla Marx LM 23 CMT Eyrods Tech CMT CF Saint-Richard 0
Frey Pelle D LC 21 AUD Necromarinai AUD Clayquot City 2.5
Madison Longstaff MF 17 CDG Concord Heights RegCDG CS Saint-Rémy 0.1
Alex Salvaggione RW/LW 24 TKT Port Rhovanyon AFC TKT Hamiltonian Camb 1.5
Jordyn Mah CM 28 QUE Wansan NoksaekjeonsQUE Langlois Océanic 2
Hermann Eld CF 24 SRS 1830 Cathair AUD Latrobe Athletic 4
Katie Sherwin FB 17 CDG New Lakeland City CDG Mazinaw Vanorian 0.1
Wei Yan LIN RW 25 NIX Yanjiang NIX Mazinaw Vanorian 1
Ralston Kendrick DM 20 BRE 1830 Cathair AUD NGSA Ulyanof loan
Zara Wheals AM/RW 27 SYL Avondale City SYL Shearwater 1
Anton Black ST 22 BRE Eyrods Tech CMT Union Lachaîne 0
Ralston Kendrick DM 20 BRE 1830 Cathair AUD NGSA Ulyanof loan
Karla Marx LM 23 CMT Eyrods Tech CMT CF Saint-Richard 0
Gretchen Polikeit AM 28 NPH Vermillion Rage NPH Strathcona Intls 1.7
Emile Robin DM 32 KSK Chalesm SRS Burnaby SC 2
Shaheen Taleb AM/ST 35 KSK Aries Chariots NPH Torbay Thunder 0.25
Emmanuel Trevorrow CM 24 KOR Bellmare Union KOR ASC Arvika free
Transfers out
Name                 Pos    Age Nat     From               To                      Fee
Eilwen Loew RB/LB 23 KSK Burnaby SC Guard FC DAR 3.5
Ego Giles LW/RW 31 TKT CF Outineau Dodle SYL 1.75
Gilles Bray CM 28 KSK CF Outineau Chuckio FC DAR 4
Nithya Hoang CM 31 SRS Coquitlam United BK Klampenborg QUE 1
Faragó Aranya LW/AM 27 FFD/KSK CS Saint-Rémy Kitara AA BNJ 6
Tyler Hodgson LM 29 PFA Langlois Océanic Syneca SRS 1.5
Laura Adler RB 24 VAL Mazinaw Vanorian Mipojoseon QUE 8
Alice Sauvage MF 25 QAD Mazinaw Vanorian Megabrantid SRS 4
Wen West RB 29 DEL Novonaya Daedonggang 3.26 QUE 1
John Vandaele ST 32 DEL Novonaya Perce Town QUE 1
Anna Porter CM/LM 36 CBP Novonaya Riverside City CBP nominal
Joris Elzokari D C 34 SRS Novonaya Gann FC FVA 0.5
Tom Sloan ST 28 SNL Saintsport Heath Ath Alexandrie PTR 1.75
Xena Allste RM/RW 31 CMT Shearwater FK Shakhter Z'aiai CMT 2.5
Errol Lìos AM 21 KSK Star of Confedera AFC Droves SYL 2.5
Lynne Crossley RW 27 TMB Strathcona Intls Crossroads CMT 12.0
Lourence Henin-Sauvé LW/CF 29 KSK Union Lachaîne Johnho United DAR 1.5
Stéphanie Romer CM/RM 25 KSK Union Lachaîne Brattleboro Westside CDG 2.3


Matchweek 1
On this week’s Podcast FC...
  • A stunning scoreline from the Fjordlands as defending double winners Burnaby came apart in the opening match of the season against Torbay Thunder. Is the post-Double hangover now a thing? Can the most decorated club in Kelssek football history ever come back from this?
  • Kirkenes are off and running after they opened their season with a convincing home win over their War of the Crowns rivals CF Outineau. Everything seemed to be going the visitors’ way after scored, but to the delight of the Waterfront Dome crowd two quick goals by Ceferino Audiol and Gustav Nyquist put the Red Firm in front and left Outineau reeling. Has Daniel Archer finally put together a championship calibre side, or was that a result of Outineau still drifting?
  • Margerie Pax has been clear that IFCF football must be Clayquot’s objective and they laid down a marker on day one with an impressive performance to beat St-Remy. New signing Frey Pelle made his debut and his cross was a big part in creating the penalty box panic that allowed to slot in Clayquot’s opening goal. We discuss their chances of breaking into to the top tier.

Hamiltonian 2–0 Outineau
Coquitlam United 0–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Strathcona Intls 1–1 Union Lachaîne
NGSA 1–1 Latrobe Athletic
Torbay Thunder 4–0 Burnaby
Shearwater 1–1 Star of Confederation
Kirkenes 3–1 Océanic
ASC Arvika 2–2 Passerine
Saint-Richard 3–0 Wynleth Flyers
Clayquot City 3–1 Saint-Rémy


Matchweek 2
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Champions League playoff round leg 1
Latrobe 4–0 Athletic Saint Eleanor (EXT)

Outineau 1–1 Saint-Rémy
Wynleth Flyers 2–1 Clayquot City
Passerine 1–1 Saint-Richard
Océanic 1–0 ASC Arvika
Star of Confederation 0–0 Kirkenes
Burnaby 2–1 Shearwater
Latrobe Athletic 1–1 Torbay Thunder
Union Lachaîne 3–1 NGSA
Hamiltonian 1–1 Coquitlam United


SportInfo - @SportInfo
Latrobe trounces their athletic counterparts from Saint Eleanor to put themselves in prime position to advance to the Champions League group stage. Hermann Eld tormented the visitors’ defence and scored twice to fire his team ahead at The Dock.


Matchweek 3
Coquitlam United 2–2 Outineau
Strathcona Intls 4–1 Hamiltonian
NGSA 2–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Torbay Thunder 3–0 Union Lachaîne
Shearwater 2–3 Latrobe Athletic
Kirkenes 2–2 Burnaby
ASC Arvika 1–1 Star of Confederation
Saint-Richard 1–3 Océanic
Clayquot City 3–1 Passerine
Saint-Rémy 2–1 Wynleth Flyers


Matchweek 4
The Afterburner on SportInfo Radio
“...and those subs, what was he thinking, really? It seems like he didn’t have confidence in the players to fight for the three points, and that kind of fatalism I just don’t like. I’m realistic about what we can achieve this year, but we really should be beating Coquitlam and that’s two points lost today. If this is the standard we’re going to expect then it’s not looking too great.”
“I hear what you’re saying Peter, but at the end of it all, you’re top of the league, and Strathcona fans would usually be quite happy with being top of the league? And unbeaten after four matches? Where’s this coming from, Peter?”
“Well, okay, but they have been far from impressive and not really any big matches yet. Like Kirkenes has already had to play Outineau and Burnaby while we’re grinding out-”
“Hang on, no big matches, Peter? You played your derby last week! Wasn’t that a great win in Mazinaw, Peter?”
“Sure, and I enjoyed that, but it’s just showing a lot of inconsistency really, that we had in the draw today. The one positive is we all thought the team was going to fall apart, losing a player like Lynne Crossley, who was so fundamental to the club’s recent success. So far, they’ve been alright, and I have to say Tyoasi Klipark, what a player and really last season I was complaining every week about how he just was going missing – something’s clicked for the lad and he’s playing brilliantly.”
“Thanks so much for your call, Peter. We’re going to Redswyth now, where Nadia is a Kirkenes fan. Nadia, our producers says you’re pretty giddy over this result, is that right?”
”Yes, YES! It’s such a big win. Everyone’s saying Latrobe is the championship favourites now, Latrobe this, Latrobe that, they’re too good for the rest of the league, and we smashed them to bits.”

Burnaby 3–0 ASC Arvika
Champions League playoff round leg 2
Athletic Saint Eleanor 0–1 Latrobe (0-5 agg.)

Outineau 1–1 Wynleth Flyers
Passerine 1–0 Saint-Rémy
Océanic 0–0 Clayquot City
Star of Confederation 0–1 Saint-Richard
Latrobe Athletic 0–2 Kirkenes
Union Lachaîne 0–2 Shearwater
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–1 Torbay Thunder
Hamiltonian 2–0 NGSA
Coquitlam United 1–1 Strathcona Intls


Matchweek 5
Strathcona Intls 2–3 Outineau
NGSA 0–2 Coquitlam United
Torbay Thunder 1–0 Hamiltonian
Shearwater 2–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Kirkenes 2–0 Union Lachaîne
ASC Arvika 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Saint-Richard 1–0 Burnaby
Clayquot City 1–0 Star of Confederation
Saint-Rémy 4–1 Océanic
Wynleth Flyers 1–0 Passerine


Matchweek 6
“You can’t read too much into the table position this early in the season. My approach has always been that we in the team have a standard, and you hit that standard, and the results will come. Of course in the end we’re judged on the final score and the final result, but that’s still a long way away from where we are right now.”

Strathcona manager Niall Jenkins there trying to say they might not finish the season in fourth, which would probably keep most fans there happy. And that’s true indeed, but one club that might want to read a lot into their league position is Torbay Thunder, who after their win at Maillardville Park are first with one point over Kirkenes. Lionel an Deòir’s run of goals continues as he scored his fifth goal in four games to give Torbay the win. And Colm Ó Tuathail has scored for Wynleth for the first time since his return, nabbing a dramatic equalizer against Océanic with a howitzer from 20 yards that sees the Flyers in 12th place...

Burnaby 2–0 Clayquot City
Champions League group stage MD1
A | Arlington (ZWZ) 0-2 Latrobe
D | Montreal Koreana (QUE) 1-2 Burnaby
Challengers Cup group stage
G | Lokomotive Jarnstad (SVJ) 1-1 Saint-Rémy

Latrobe Athletic 5–0 Saint-Richard
Union Lachaîne 2–0 ASC Arvika
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–1 Kirkenes
Outineau 2–0 Passerine
Océanic 1–1 Wynleth Flyers
Star of Confederation 0–5 Saint-Rémy
Hamiltonian 1–4 Shearwater
Coquitlam United 0–1 Torbay Thunder
Strathcona Intls 1–0 NGSA


Matchweek 7
On this week’s Podcast FC...
  • How quickly things can change in a week. Latrobe were on a high after demolishing CF Saint-Richard with a five-star performance last Saturday and taking a brilliant away win against Arlington City in Zwangzug. Coming back to Kelssek for the Battle of Etnier, most were expecting more of the same and the reality was just the opposite.
  • Océanic are now four matches without a win and have slid to 15th place. It’s fair to say the writing’s on the wall for Danny Flint if the Valladar can’t turn this around right now. Among the names being floated to replace him is the one who masterminded the battering against Passerine, Brigitte Coppinger – although her association with CF Outineau might turn off some in Langlois – or Hamiltonian’s Hannah Wilton.
  • Burnaby, Kirkenes, and Latrobe were predicted to be the main title challengers, but the three are instead trailing Strathcona, Clayquot, and Torbay. Is this going to correct itself or are these three the real deal?

Shearwater 1–1 Coquitlam United
Champions League group stage MD2
A | Latrobe 0-0 Myana (CMT)
D | Burnaby 3-1 Lakewood Utd (TMB)
Challengers Cup group stage
G | Saint-Rémy 1-0 Kionao Locals (TUR)

Kirkenes 1–3 Hamiltonian
NGSA 0–2 Outineau
Torbay Thunder 1–4 Strathcona Intls
ASC Arvika 2–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saint-Richard 0–1 Union Lachaîne
Clayquot City 4–1 Latrobe Athletic
Saint-Rémy 1–3 Burnaby
Wynleth Flyers 3–2 Star of Confederation
Passerine 2–0 Océanic


Matchweek 8
Burnaby 4–0 Wynleth Flyers
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Saint-Rémy
Union Lachaîne 1–2 Clayquot City
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–2 Saint-Richard
Outineau 1–1 Océanic
Star of Confederation 1–0 Passerine
Hamiltonian 2–0 ASC Arvika
Coquitlam United 0–2 Kirkenes
Strathcona Intls 3–1 Shearwater
NGSA 0–2 Torbay Thunder


Matchweek 9
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Clayquot goes top, Audiol claws Kirkenes back
A brilliant hat-trick for Clayquot’s Kim Sang-Wook combined with a late equalizer by Ceferino Audiol for Kirkenes against Strathcona, who went into the weekend top of the table, means it’s now Clayquot leading the race. “It’s a fantastic position to be in”, said captain Raizen Saikyomono, who’s seen a lot of ups and downs at the club over the years. “It feels like things are finally coming together and we have what it takes to do something special here”.
Pressure grows as Océanic stumbles again
Océanic frustrated their fans with another plodding performance at home as they could only draw against relegation-threatened SoC. Some fans are even calling for Kiera Weiram to come out of retirement, despairing at a perceived lack of on-field leadership and whatever Jordyn Mah and Chevalier Bay are doing in midfield.


Passerine 2–1 Burnaby
Champions League group stage MD3
A | Latrobe 0-0 Vida de Rico
D | Burnaby 2-0 La Nueva Avenida (FFD)
Challengers Cup group stage
G | Nacional (VLD) 1-1 Saint-Rémy

Océanic 2–2 Star of Confederation
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Outineau
Shearwater 3–3 NGSA
Kirkenes 1–1 Strathcona Intls
ASC Arvika 0–4 Coquitlam United
Saint-Richard 1–1 Hamiltonian
Clayquot City 4–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Saint-Rémy 2–0 Union Lachaîne
Wynleth Flyers 0–1 Latrobe Athletic


Matchweek 10
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Hungry like the VON WOLFBERG
Clayquot’s stay at the top turns out to be brief as Lucas von Wolfberg’s brace gives Hamiltonian the edge! Strathcona will remain first at the end of the round!
Mah STRIKES as Océanic clings on
It’s a result that both teams will consider bad losses. Pouncing on a poor clearance, Jordyn Mah salvages a point for struggling Océanic with speculation over manager Danny Flint’s future only continues, while Burnaby will be frustrated to be denied the win in the 90th minute as they languish in fifth spot.
Lapunov CLEARS it off the line!
That’s 11 saves for Constance Lapunov in this match and a vital point for NGSA, as Kirkenes misfires in a match they dominated and should have won!
WAECHTER on target as Latrobe sees off Passerine
Caught napping by the Vanorian winger’s foray into the box, Passerine’s defence gives up the winning goal. Since their painful Etnier Derby loss Latrobe have quietly notched up three straight wins and now sit a point behind the leaders, quietly reinserting themselves into the title chase.

Mazinaw Vanorian 0–2 Saint-Rémy
Cup Winners’ Cup first round leg 1
Chongjibo (NIX) 1-1 Burnaby

Coquitlam United 0–0 Saint-Richard
Outineau 1–0 Star of Confederation
Burnaby 1–1 Océanic
Latrobe Athletic 1–0 Passerine
Union Lachaîne 1–2 Wynleth Flyers
Strathcona Intls 3–0 ASC Arvika
NGSA 0–0 Kirkenes
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Shearwater
Hamiltonian 3–2 Clayquot City


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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
GOAL for Chongjibo! Burnaby has thrown away a lead in stoppage time for the SECOND match in a row!


Matchweek 11
ASC Arvika 0–3 NGSA
Saint-Richard 0–2 Strathcona Intls
Océanic 1–0 Latrobe Athletic
Star of Confederation 1–1 Burnaby
Shearwater 3–1 Outineau
Kirkenes 1–1 Torbay Thunder
Clayquot City 4–0 Coquitlam United
Saint-Rémy 1–0 Hamiltonian
Wynleth Flyers 0–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Passerine 3–0 Union Lachaîne


Matchweek 12
OUT 3-0 BUR / Potter admits title is a “tough ask” as Centurions put to sword
Burnaby manager Ryan Potter said it was a “tough ask” now for Burnaby to defend their KFL Championship title after his side collapsed in the second half at Stade Olympique. His Outineau counterpart Romain Dupuis took the plaudits for a tactical switch as Götz Makatsch, Pierre van der Winkel, and Sebastian Ellex-Mar scored three goals within 7 minutes of half time. “But we’re still in three competitions, and we still have a great chance to win a trophy and give the fans something to cheer about this year.”
  • Lachaîne grabs a point as Fang sinks into Océanic
  • Saikyomono’s early penalty stands as the winner as Clayquot beats Strathcona to go first

Torbay Thunder 3–1 ASC Arvika
Cup Winners’ Cup first round leg 2
Burnaby 3-0 Chongjibo (4-1 agg.)

Shearwater 1–2 Kirkenes
Outineau 3–0 Burnaby
Latrobe Athletic 3–1 Star of Confederation
Union Lachaîne 1–1 Océanic
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–1 Passerine
Hamiltonian 3–1 Wynleth Flyers
Coquitlam United 1–0 Saint-Rémy
Strathcona Intls 0–1 Clayquot City
NGSA 1–0 Saint-Richard


BREAKING NEWS
Danny Flint sacked as Océanic manager
Langlois Océanic has announced they are parting ways with manager Danny Flint after eleven years. The Valladar brought high hopes, a league and cup double, and will be remembered fondly once this uncharacteristic lurch towards the bottom of the league table is forgotten. Kiera Weiram will serve as interim manager until a new appointment is made, though some might rather reappoint the satyr as central midfielder, such has been the team’s struggles to adapt to her retirement. Around the media zone the odds are thought to favour Brigitte Coppinger or Blake McDonagh, with sources saying Océanic want to get a permanent replacement in short order. The fact that both spent good chunks of their playing careers at CF Outineau is not seen to be a stumbling block.

Matchweek 13
Wynleth Flyers 2–0 Coquitlam United
Champions League group stage MD4
A | Vida de Rico (CHA) 0-0 Latrobe
D | La Nueva Avenida (FFD) 0-1 Burnaby
Challengers Cup group stage MD 4
G | Saint-Rémy 1-1 Nacional (VLD)

Passerine 4–1 Hamiltonian
Kirkenes 1–2 Outineau
ASC Arvika 0–3 Shearwater
Saint-Richard 2–1 Torbay Thunder
Clayquot City 3–0 NGSA
Saint-Rémy 1–1 Strathcona Intls
Océanic 4–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Star of Confederation 3–1 Union Lachaîne
Burnaby 0–0 Latrobe Athletic


Matchweek 14
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Romaine Fabricator - @HereWeGo
Brigitte Coppinger CLOSING IN on manager job at OCEANIC! Permission to discuss terms granted by Passerine, impressed the board, here we go very soon!
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Sport Stonks - @ToTheMoon
Mesi Klarlmas: 4 key passes 8 completed dribbles 1 goal and PotM performance to charge up Outineau’s chances of the title and cut down Latrobe’s
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Matt Lister - @MLister_TV12
Paschalakis might have scored the goal but it was Ronin Otero who pulled all the strings in midfield for Passerine today. Anyone serious can tell this team has more upside than Oceanic, why would Coppinger leave?


Mazinaw Vanorian 0–0 Star of Confederation
Hamiltonian 0–3 Océanic
Outineau 2–0 Latrobe Athletic
Union Lachaîne 0–2 Burnaby
Coquitlam United 0–1 Passerine
Strathcona Intls 2–0 Wynleth Flyers
NGSA 0–0 Saint-Rémy
Torbay Thunder 1–0 Clayquot City
Shearwater 4–0 Saint-Richard
Kirkenes 3–2 ASC Arvika


Matchweek 15
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ROARING START for COPPINGER
Adding insult to injury now, Lindegaard deflects that shot into his own net! It’s a winning start for Brigitte Coppinger as Oceanic trounces Coquitlam 3-0! And it’s a body blow for her compatriot in the other dugout, Rachel Schroeder is starting to look like the next managerial casualty after just 15 matches in the job.
Strathcona on the MARCH
Globalists manager Niall Jenkins after Mhana Vera scored the winning penalty to move Strathcona two points clear at the top:
I’m really happy with how this team has come together. The players are seeing their fine work pay off and they’re showing the doubters what they can do.”

Campanella STRIKES as Abganerova sent OFF
Shearwater took advantage of an undisciplined showing by Rika Abganerov to get the winner off the boot of Larissa Campanella, a result that sees Clayquot drop to third. Margerie Pax defended the Squornshelan Confederacy winger but was clearly fuming at a winnable match turning into a loss.
SIELSKI on the mark for MAZINAW
Padraig Sielski with a highlight reel curler to clinch an upset win against Burnaby! Mazinaw manager Tomás Fierro was full of praise for the youngster.


ASC Arvika 0–1 Outineau
Champions League group stage MD5
A | Myana (CMT) 3-3 Latrobe
D | Lakewood Utd (TMB) 5-4 Burnaby
Challengers Cup group stage MD 5
G | Kionao Locals (TUR) 1-2 Saint-Rémy

Saint-Richard 1–1 Kirkenes
Clayquot City 2–3 Shearwater
Saint-Rémy 0–1 Torbay Thunder
Wynleth Flyers 3–0 NGSA
Passerine 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Océanic 3–0 Coquitlam United
Star of Confederation 4–1 Hamiltonian
Burnaby 1–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Latrobe Athletic 2–0 Union Lachaîne


IFCF LATEST
  • Structure and organization blew away in the wind as Lakewood United and Burnaby SC fought to a 5-4 scoreline in Tumbra. Despite the result Burnaby are still favourites to advance with the results in the rest of the group, and a strong showing in the Champions League is a welcome respite from their patchy league form.
  • Saint-Rémy have been a regular gong show in the league but they showed the quality that’s been missing in this away win against Kionao Locals that came thanks to Florian Berkut’s calm finish in a one-on-one situation.

Matchweek 16
On this week’s Podcast FC...
  • Big test, big defeat as Brigitte Coppinger suffers her first loss at Oceanic against league leaders Strathcona. There was just no containing the wily veteran Preston Treadwell today, and the combination with Klipark shows a traditional strike partnership is still a dangerous weapon.
  • Tyler Shrub has been installed as Passerine manager, and the former Kelssek international and Rolalas right-back leaves FC Novonaya in a bit of a lurch despite having steered them towards a decent chance of winning the second division after their last-gasp relegation last season. It’s seen as a bit of a risky appointment but is he more capable with a good club infrastructure to work with?
  • He's not taking them to win the double single-handed like some Wynleth fans thought, but that incredible chip to win a point for his team is just the thing Colm Ó Tuathail does - and he's a big reason Wynleth is thinking about a top half finish rather than fighting for relegation. But is this just a feel-good jaunt or can Wynleth make something more of the Ó Tuathail effect?
  • How much more rope will Kirkenes give Daniel Archer? He's certaintly not had the love of the fans like Danny Flint had at Océanic, and the board are determined to be patient, but how long can they stand this lack of progress?
Strathcona Intls 3–0 Océanic
Champions League group stage MD6
A | Latrobe 1-2 Arlington (ZWZ)
D | Burnaby 0-2 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
Challengers Cup group stage MD6
G | Saint-Rémy 4-0 Lokomotive Jarnstad (SVJ)

NGSA 1–4 Passerine
Outineau 2–0 Union Lachaîne
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–3 Latrobe Athletic
Hamiltonian 0–2 Burnaby
Coquitlam United 0–2 Star of Confederation
Torbay Thunder 1–1 Wynleth Flyers
Shearwater 4–1 Saint-Rémy
Kirkenes 2–0 Clayquot City
ASC Arvika 0–1 Saint-Richard


                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Strathcona Intls 16 10 4 2 32 13 +19 34 -
2 Outineau 16 9 5 2 25 14 +11 32 -
3 Latrobe Athletic 16 9 3 4 25 16 +9 30 -
4 Torbay Thunder 16 8 5 3 24 14 +10 29 -
5 Shearwater 16 8 4 4 36 22 +14 28 -
6 Clayquot City 16 9 1 6 30 18 +12 28 -
7 Kirkenes 16 7 7 2 24 15 +9 28
8 Burnaby 16 7 4 5 24 18 +6 25
9 Océanic 16 6 6 4 23 19 +4 24
10 Passerine 16 7 2 7 23 18 +5 23
11 Saint-Rémy 16 6 3 7 22 19 +3 21
12 Wynleth Flyers 16 6 3 7 18 23 −5 21
13 Hamiltonian 16 6 2 8 21 29 −8 20
14 Saint-Richard 16 5 5 6 14 22 −8 20
15 Star of Confederation 16 4 6 6 18 21 −3 18
16 Mazinaw Vanorian 16 5 3 8 17 27 −10 18
17 Coquitlam United 16 3 5 8 12 22 −10 14
18 NGSA 16 3 4 9 12 27 −15 13 -
19 Union Lachaîne 16 3 2 11 11 28 −17 11 -
20 ASC Arvika 16 1 2 13 8 34 −26 5 -

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Postby Kelssek » Sun Jul 23, 2023 8:40 am

Coupe des Patriotes third round

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118 mins
GOAL! Port City 1-2 Burnaby SC (Sapping)
Timothy Sapping gets behind the defence, takes a through ball with a feathery first touch, and slots the ball past Peter Tomlinson in extra time. It’s been a hard slog for Burnaby on the Sunrise Coast today but now they’re surely through to the 4th round.
Carpenter on point as Hamiltonian knocks out Outineau
Tony Cooper at B.A. Johnston Field

CF Outineau seemed to switch off today and they were punished for it as Oakleigh Carpenter knocked in Trey Dillon’s cross to open the scoring and then finished off the Rouge-et-Bleu by tucking away the rebound after Thimiscles Seanclair made the initial save off Alex Salvaggione.
84 mins
GOAL! Wynleth 1-2 Lachaîne

Colm Ó Tuathail stews on the bench as Wynleth gives up the lead and now goes behind as Pierre-Luc Larivière blazed through the box to fire what will surely stand as the winner for l’Union. There goes the hopes of the legend sprinkling some Cup magic on this season.


Stade Montagnards 0–2 Les Castors
Langlois Océanic 2–0 Arlingsdale City
CF Mirabelle 0–3 Latrobe Athletic
CF Saint-Richard 4–0 New Scarborough
Neíra Alavaria 2–0 Arlingsdale City (2–0 AET)
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–0 Gagliano Mariners
Sitka Valley 1–1 ASC Arvika (1–2 AET)
Kirkenes FC 3–0 Star of Confederation
Kingstown Athletic 1–1 Shearwater (2–1 AET)
Coquitlam United 5–0 Sunrise Coast
Wickham Warriors 1–3 Southbank Mariners
Torbay Thunder 2–1 Sudbury Rangers
Parracuttis 0–2 Breton Pacifica
Colwynian Vale 0–1 Stade Laneux
AS Grands-Sources 2–0 Châteaufroid
Association Ariddienne 1–1 Bramleigh Bulldogs (1–1 AET) (3–0 pen.)
Pembina City 2–1 Valeartha
Fretscray FC 1–1 Novonaya (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Saintsport Heath 0–1 Passerine
Clayquot City 3–1 West Haligonia Spartan
Hamiltonian Cambria 2–0 CF Outineau
Rivière-du-Nord 1–1 Jeunesse Lunaire (2–2 AET) (5–3 pen.)
Wynleth Flyers 1–2 Union Lachaîne
Vinterhagen 1–1 Lancaster Hill (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Cache-Crambery 0–0 Ayushirda (0–1 AET)
CS Saint-Rémy 2–0 Natanel Royals
St. Kildera FC 0–2 NGSA Ulyanof
Port City 1–1 Burnaby SC (1–2 AET)
Redswyth Red Stars 1–0 Franche-Contamine
Kisloups 1–4 Kawarthas District
Miramichi Lakers 0–1 St. David Wanderers
Strathcona Intls 5–1 Racing Mistwygn


Matchweek 17
Saint-Rémy 1–1 Kirkenes
Wynleth Flyers 0–0 Shearwater
Saint-Richard 1–0 Outineau
Clayquot City 1–0 ASC Arvika
Passerine 0–0 Torbay Thunder
Océanic 2–3 NGSA
Star of Confederation 0–2 Strathcona Intls
Burnaby 1–2 Coquitlam United
Latrobe Athletic 1–3 Hamiltonian
Union Lachaîne 2–1 Mazinaw Vanorian


Matchweek 18
Mosh Pit of the Bourgeoisie (Strathcona fan channel) post match review
“...and I think it was just that last year, Lynne Crossley was everything to this team, yeah? She’s definitely the reason we won the league two years back, she’s been the alpha, omega, left wing, right wing, making chances, scoring goals, captain, y’know. And last year things started going badly and what did all the other players do? They sat back.”
“Just kinda drew into their shell a bit, yeah.”
“Everyone just looks to Crossley to get us a goal, get us a win, and sometimes it worked because she’s just that good a player. But no one can carry a whole team on their back like that.”
“It was ridiculous to watch sometimes, I remember one match, think it was against Clayquot? Preston Treadwell has a wide open goal, 10 yards out, and he LOOKS FOR LYNNE CROSSLEY TO PASS TO.”
“...this year she’s not there, and everyone has to step up. They have to rely on themselves to get it done, they have to look at themselves and take on the responsibility, and now you’re seeing these players really surprise everyone. Tyoasi Klipark has been immense. Mhara Vera, immense. Preston Treadwell, brilliant. Hollis-Park, Emma Beaudry, Honorio Menez, destroying anything that moves. Amy Freeman, Russ Shaw, looking like the future is bright. I’ve not been this optimistic about the team since... well, since over a year, really, but it feel like a long time ago...”
“Ok. So we are now five points ahead at the top. We’ve just beaten Burnaby SC. It’s fair to say, convincingly.”
“Oh, we frickin’ smashed them. Should’ve been four or five.”
“Am I getting my hopes up if I say, this is the real deal, we’ve got a chance at the title...?”
“We have a very good chance. If you’re first at the halfway mark, and it’s one more match to go, but we will be first, you have to be reckoned with. I think this is the point where you can start to say, this is real. Know what? We’ll smash Kirkenes on Wednesday too and take a run at the Cup.”

ASC Arvika 2–0 Saint-Rémy
Saint-Richard 2–0 Clayquot City
Outineau 4–2 Mazinaw Vanorian
Hamiltonian 1–0 Union Lachaîne
Coquitlam United 2–1 Latrobe Athletic
Strathcona Intls 2–0 Burnaby
NGSA 2–1 Star of Confederation
Torbay Thunder 1–0 Océanic
Shearwater 1–1 Passerine
Kirkenes 3–1 Wynleth Flyers


Coupe des Patriotes fourth round
“...they’ve conceded three goals in ten minutes, and Niall Jenkins is seething at just how easy it was for Kirkenes to get through Strathcona’s defence there.”
“This is shocking! What were they doing? No communication, Grrhonomó and Vera just run into each other, it’s easy pickings for Satria Wiradarma and Catheline Matthias with the finish, easy as you like... Strathcona have got to get a handle on this match or it’ll get ugly...”


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Jubilant fans cheer Burnaby players off the field
Hailey Williams at Stadium Konueira

It was a very different mood in this stadium not half an hour ago. Burnaby’s season was on the verge of tipping into absolute disaster when Denis Sjavopalov put Océanic ahead after 70 minutes. Captain Nacuemiró Buené can take a lot of credit for rallying the team and they stormed back in scintillating fashion. Rory Joseph, Deni Cowler, and Andreas Bjerk got on the scoresheet as the Centurions took on and passed a test of character in the last 20 minutes.
Hamiltonian stunned by St. David blitz

St. David are gunning for promotion from the second division and took a scalp from the Championship as the teams traded blows at Doecross Meadow. Sean Mac an Tòisich put St. David in front and Elenydd Lemay doubled the advantage before Cambria could find their feet – and there was no looking back from there.


Clayquot City 3–0 AS Grands-Sources
Vinterhagen 0–0 Stade Laneux (0–0 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Les Castors 1–0 Association Ariddienne
Union Lachaîne 3–1 Kawarthas District
Latrobe Athletic 5–0 Redswyth Red Stars
Breton Pacifica 2–0 ASC Arvika
Southbank Mariners 1–0 NGSA Ulyanof
Neíra Alavaria 0–5 Coquitlam United
CS Saint-Rémy 3–0 CF Saint-Richard
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–1 Pembina City
Passerine 1–0 Kingstown Athletic
Kirkenes FC 4–0 Strathcona Intls
Ayushirda 0–1 Fretscray FC
Burnaby SC 3–1 Langlois Océanic
Rivière-du-Nord 1–2 Torbay Thunder
St. David Wanderers 3–2 Hamiltonian Cambria


Matchweek 19
“Coombe tackles Hollis-Park... no foul given. It’s going to break for Latrobe here and Strathcona are livid at that non-call! Üjíkân with a great ball out on the left for Anke Waechter. Past Markov... past Beaudry... slides it across the box for HowwweeLLLLL!!! LATROBE ARE IN FRONT!! After 76 minutes the deadlock is broken!!”
“And over in Clayquot I’m sure the Outineau players warming up for that match will be finding out about this result. What a chance they have today as Strathcona falters in the title race.”
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“Once again it’s the press from Clayquot City that’s forcing Outineau to go backwards... that’s a wild one and Rhys le Besco isn’t going to get to that!... That’s... rue Belois has lobbed his own goalkeeper! That’s a truly horrible own goal and it sums up the kind of day it’s been for Outineau. Three-nil for Clayquot, and Outineau are making a complete hash of this chance to overtake the league leaders. You don’t win titles like this.”
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“Otero’s going to pick that up. Lacroix chests it down and comes forward... good spell of possession for Passerine here. Gunawan on the overlap!! A brilliant half-volley by Jaya Hadi Gunawan! Passerine two-nil up against their city rivals! They are loving this at Portedowns Park!”
“Tyler Shrub’s just got them playing with no fear. It’s lovely to see this kind of confidence from Passerine against a very talented opponent.”

Océanic 4–1 Shearwater
Cup Winners’ Cup second round leg 1
Burnaby 0-0 Independence 1975 (EXT)

Star of Confederation 1–1 Torbay Thunder
Latrobe Athletic 1–0 Strathcona Intls
Clayquot City 3–0 Outineau
Saint-Rémy 1–1 Saint-Richard
Wynleth Flyers 5–2 ASC Arvika
Passerine 2–1 Kirkenes
Burnaby 5–2 NGSA
Union Lachaîne 1–4 Coquitlam United
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–1 Hamiltonian


Matchweek 20
Blake, it was a tough loss today, and I know you were very disappointed not to get a win last week too. Is this a result that says Torbay are just not ready for the big time?
BLAKE MCDONAGH [Manager, Torbay Thunder]: “You have to give credit to Burnaby, it’s a world class team with quality through their line-up and on their bench, and yeah, we got taught a lesson today. You can’t deny that, when you’ve lost by four goals, but I’m disappointed because I don’t think it reflects the gap between our players and theirs. We’re a lot better than we showed today, and are we ready, well, we’re here, aren’t we? We’re still in a Challengers Cup spot, we’ve still got a great chance of making it there. Don’t forget we’re still the team that’s higher in the table, we just have to play more like we’ve been showing over this season so far. So I’m just expecting a reaction for next week.”
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Matt Lister - @MLister_TV12
Credit where it’s due for Lachaine as they fight to get out of the relegation zone, but that was a shocking display in front of goal by Strathcona, whose lead has narrowed to three points.


Latrobe Athletic 3–2 NGSA
Cup Winners’ Cup second round leg 2
Independence 1975 1-2 Burnaby (a.e.t., 1-2 agg.)

Burnaby 4–0 Torbay Thunder
Star of Confederation 1–2 Shearwater
Outineau 1–0 Hamiltonian
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–2 Coquitlam United
Union Lachaîne 1–1 Strathcona Intls
Océanic 0–3 Kirkenes
Passerine 1–1 ASC Arvika
Wynleth Flyers 1–1 Saint-Richard
Saint-Rémy 0–1 Clayquot City


Matchweek 21
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Romaine Fabricator - @HereWeGo
ST-REMY have made SECRET talks with Danny Flint on taking over as MANAGER as losing run continues! A shocking spiral sees them only FOUR POINTS above the RELEGATION zone – sources say prepare for DRASTIC measures!
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Matt Lister - @MLister_TV12
Last gasp equalizer with Laishram dropping deep to launch a long ball for Maelle Sarada. This just reinforces how badly Coquitlam need players at the back who are good on transition and can recycle possession quickly! No good having pacey forwards with no one who can get a pass to them!


Saint-Richard 0–4 Passerine
ASC Arvika 1–1 Océanic
Kirkenes 3–1 Star of Confederation
Shearwater 2–2 Burnaby
Saint-Rémy 0–2 Outineau
Clayquot City 2–2 Wynleth Flyers
Torbay Thunder 2–2 Latrobe Athletic
NGSA 2–1 Union Lachaîne
Strathcona Intls 1–0 Mazinaw Vanorian
Coquitlam United 1–1 Hamiltonian


Matchweek 22
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GOAL! Burnaby 0-1 Kirkenes (Audiol 81’)
Burnaby have battled hard since Cowler’s red card but they finally succumb. After slicing a sitter wide 10 minutes ago Ceferino Audiol was going to get it right sooner or later. There’s 9 minutes plus injury time to go, but this tense Anglian Derby match feels like it’s just been decided.
SAINT-RÉMY looks for UPLIFT as sacking rumours swirl
A thumping victory against Wynleth is the first in the league for six matches, a run that saw them take only two points and fall to 15th place. There’s a disquieting sense Calen Reamsey just doesn’t have a handle on how to get out of this mess.
Klipark keeps STRATHCONA rolling
Hannah Wilton shows her frustration with how easy it was for the Vilitan striker to evade Hamiltonian’s defence but Strathcona deserved that late goal and keep their three-point advantage at the top of the table


Océanic 1–0 Saint-Richard
Coupe des Patriotes fifth round
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–1 Latrobe Athletic
Fretscray FC 1–3 Torbay Thunder
Southbank Mariners 0–3 Clayquot City
Stade Laneux 0–8 Burnaby SC
Kirkenes FC 2–0 Passerine
Les Castors 1–1 Union Lachaîne (1–2 AET)
Coquitlam United 4–3 St. David Wanderers
CS Saint-Rémy 2–2 Breton Pacifica (3–2 AET)

Passerine 0–1 Clayquot City
Wynleth Flyers 1–4 Saint-Rémy
Outineau 1–0 Coquitlam United
Hamiltonian 1–2 Strathcona Intls
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–0 NGSA
Union Lachaîne 2–2 Torbay Thunder
Latrobe Athletic 0–0 Shearwater
Burnaby 0–1 Kirkenes
Star of Confederation 1–2 ASC Arvika


BREAKING NEWS
Reamsey out as Jonathan Dubois appointed manager of CS Saint-Rémy
An impressive benchmark for clandestine football operations as all leaks turned out to be misdirection. Calen Reamsey’s reign comes to a swift end after a painfully drawn-out Patriotes Cup match that saw CSSR labour to an extra-time win at home to third-division opponents. The wheels turned swiftly with the announcement just hours later that CF Saint-Richard manager Jonathan Dubois is moving inland to take up the job at the Intersat, suggesting things had been quietly in motion for quite some time. It ultimately comes as no surprise with CSSR mired in the wrong half of the table and at times flirting with the relegation zone.

Matchweek 23
The KFL Afterburner on SportsInfo Radio
“...so if we can keep our confidence and keep this level of performance, yeah, I think we’ll end up in a very good spot at the end of the season.”
“Thanks Daniel. Daniel Archer, Kirkenes FC manager speaking after his side moved into third place and are just six points behind the leaders Strathcona, and they also hold a lead of three points in the last Champions League spot. Back to the studio, Roy.”

“Five wins in a row and through to the Patriotes Cup quarterfinals, it’s been a good month for Kirkenes and Daniel Archer in good spirits there. We’re taking your calls so tell us what is on your mind, we’ve got Hector on the line, and you’ve travelled to Clayquot to see your Océanic fellas win today. What is on your mind Hector?”
“Yeah, thanks for putting me on, I love the show Roy. It’s been really, really great to see that Coppinger’s put some life back into this squad. Today was a great example of that. You know that Clayquot has been surprising everyone in a positive way this year and Oceanic were surprising everyone in a negative direction. Danny Flint, he won the double for us, but after eleven years it’s time, you know? A fresh direction. I’m really optimistic now, a few months ago it was no chance we’re going to do anything good this year, now we’re four points off getting into the Challengers Cup.”
“Talk to me about the game today, Hector, did any moment stand out for you?”
“Zilar Galharretborde coming up with that volley for the equalizer. I’m not gonna lie, when I saw Zilar was starting to day I was doubtful. But he’s got a lot to offer and he’s been a great player for this club over the years. He’s one of the players left who was a big part of the double-winning team. But also Wibawa made a brilliant tackle to stop Jesson Morrison getting a one-on-one situation. I think we have a team that’s going to grow, you know...”

Saint-Richard 0–1 Star of Confederation
Challengers Cup round of 32 leg 1
VLC FC (EFL) 2-1 Saint-Rémy

ASC Arvika 2–5 Burnaby
Wynleth Flyers 0–2 Outineau
Saint-Rémy 1–0 Passerine
Clayquot City 1–2 Océanic
Kirkenes 2–1 Latrobe Athletic
Shearwater 3–1 Union Lachaîne
Torbay Thunder 0–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
NGSA 0–1 Hamiltonian
Strathcona Intls 1–0 Coquitlam United


Matchweek 24
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Matt Lister - @Mlister_TV12
John Polito proves a point and celebrates scoring against his former club as his equalizer secures a key point for Star of Confederation. With that Clayquot’s bid for the Champions League looks over, they need to buckle down and focus on a top six finish


Hamiltonian 2–1 Torbay Thunder
Challengers Cup round of 32 leg 2
Saint-Rémy 1-2 VLC FC (2-4 agg.)

Mazinaw Vanorian 1–0 Shearwater
Union Lachaîne 0–6 Kirkenes
Latrobe Athletic 5–1 ASC Arvika
Burnaby 4–2 Saint-Richard
Outineau 0–0 Strathcona Intls
Coquitlam United 4–1 NGSA
Star of Confederation 2–2 Clayquot City
Océanic 0–2 Saint-Rémy
Passerine 0–1 Wynleth Flyers


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Matt Lister - @Mlister_TV12
Dubois was a bit naive trying to overrun a Challengers Cup opponent offensively here after St-Remy got level on aggregate. VLC storms back with two goals and St-Rémy are done, goodbye


Matchweek 25
Kickoff at Stadium of the Stars: The rivalry between NGSA and Strathcona maps onto their home cities being the capitals of the republics of Lupinissia and Conyria respectively, historic kingdoms that battled for slices of the North Yasterian high prairie. It’s cooled off from the simple lack of these matches following NGSA’s suspension and do-over as part of its searing abuse scandal. At the Stadium of the Stars in Ulyanof, the New Gens are fighting to stay in the league and are a point behind Star of Confederation, who occupy the last position of safety. Strathcona are at the other end of the table and battling for their third league championship, leading by one point after Outineau’s win against Passerine yesterday. The home fans know the odds are against NGSA.
10 mins: Klipark puts Strathcona in the lead!
NGSA are furious with the referee's decision that Hollis-Park's crunching tackle on Tarp was fair, but they've got only themselves to blame for not playing to the whistle. Their defence switches off expecting a free kick and Strathcona are through them in a flash, Klipark tucking away a square pass by Treadwell.

54 mins: Tarp levels the scores!
Ralston Kendrick catches Doner Grrhonomó dwelling on the ball in midfield and Strathcona are caught napping in transition. Stuart Markov is beaten far too easily by Ken Briand down the flank, and a perfectly weighted cross is knocked into the net by Daniel Tarp!
78 mins: Klipark doubles up!
Strathcona has responded well and once again has the lead. They worked it wide and Preston Treadwell does a great interchange with Mhana Vera who strides into the box with serious intent. Vera slides it to an unmarked Klipark, who nets his second goal and sends Strathcona back into the lead. Incisive, and no less than the Globalists deserve!
83 mins: Dupuis scores a stunning equalizer!
Once again Strathcona finds their good work undone by getting lazy in possession. They’re quite understandably trying to slow down the game and kill it off but end up being too static. Ashton McCulloch is still appealing for the foul as Fabian Adgara is dribbling his way down the channel. Honorio Menez clatters him but the ball goes loose and Thomas Dupuis is there first. It looks like a speculative effort but it dips just below the crossbar and beyond Ellen Underwood at full stretch. A massive goal for NGSA if they can hold on!
FULL TIME: NGSA 2-2 Strathcona
A draw, and yet there’s a clear winner and a clear loser. NGSA are still in the relegation zone but now level on points with Star of Confederation. Strathcona’s lead at the top shrinks to one point and this has certainly got the attention of Outineau in second and Kirkenes in third one more point back, setting up a situation where the top three could really move in just one weekend. Stay tuned!

ASC Arvika 0–1 Union Lachaîne
Champions League round of 16 leg 1
Latrobe 1-0 Directus (EUR)
Burnaby 1-2 Sabrefell Ath (NPH)

Kirkenes 5–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Shearwater 0–3 Hamiltonian
Passerine 0–3 Outineau
Wynleth Flyers 2–3 Océanic
Saint-Rémy 2–0 Star of Confederation
Clayquot City 1–0 Burnaby
Saint-Richard 3–3 Latrobe Athletic
Torbay Thunder 3–2 Coquitlam United
NGSA 2–2 Strathcona Intls


Matchweek 26
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Wilton: we lacked COMPOSURE
Cambria thought they’d stolen a draw but Catheline Matthias has the final word! Kirkenes goes top of the table... with Strathcona and Outineau yet to play. Hamiltonian manager Hannah Wilton:
“We let ourselves down, there’s no other way to sugar coat it. We were close to an important result, and it’s all about learning how to keep our nerve in that kind of situation. Kirkenes had the better of us on that point.”

Harsh COMEDOWN for NewGens
They might have been on a high after taking a point from the league leaders last week, today NGSA are in the midst of an utter collapse that will do their goal difference no favours. Tobert Usher steaming into the box from the byline, completes the hat-trick from an impossible angle, and it’s six for Outineau! NGSA are just done with all this and there’s still a bit over 15 minutes to go.
Plastic Passerine fans applaud TRAITOR
A rueful round of applause from Portedowns Park at the final whistle as their former manager waves to the crowd after comprehensively beating them with her new team. No apparent torrent of abuse and threats, where’s the passion really?
Standings!
After this weekend it’s still two points between the top three.
               GD   Pts 
1 Strathcona +26 55
2 Outineau +25 54
3 Kirkenes +28 53


Hamiltonian 1–2 Kirkenes
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–1 ASC Arvika
Union Lachaîne 0–1 Saint-Richard
Outineau 7–0 NGSA
Strathcona Intls 1–0 Torbay Thunder
Coquitlam United 1–1 Shearwater
Latrobe Athletic 0–0 Clayquot City
Burnaby 1–0 Saint-Rémy
Star of Confederation 1–4 Wynleth Flyers
Océanic 3–0 Passerine


Matchweek 27
On this week’s Podcast FC...
  • Strathcona have been knocked off the top of the table! It’s an important win for Shearwater to keep them in the tight race for the Challengers Cup spots. Goals from Martin Ferrari and Tzevaada Muir sealed the victory at Kingswharf. Tyoasi Klipark scored his 25th goal of the season to give his team a chance but the Globalists just couldn’t get through as Shearwater shut up shop. Is this the turning point?
  • Kirkenes are now the leaders but they were flattered by the scoreline and Coquitlam got the rough end of the refereeing decisions, particularly for the penalty that put them three goals down and the red card to Carl Gaudreault.
  • Brigitte Coppinger passes a big test as she takes Océanic a whisker behind Latrobe for the IFCF spots with a deserved win in the Battle of Beaulac. But also a big part of the story is that CF Outineau spurned their chances to take the lead in the league table, symbolized by Pierre van der Winkel putting the potential equalizer off the post with Michael Sveyn beaten one-on-one.

Kirkenes 4–2 Coquitlam United
Champions League round of 16 leg 2
Directus 1-2 Latrobe (1-3 agg.)
Sabrefell Ath 1-1 Burnaby (3-2 agg.)

Shearwater 2–1 Strathcona Intls
Torbay Thunder 2–1 NGSA
Passerine 0–0 Star of Confederation
Wynleth Flyers 0–1 Burnaby
Saint-Rémy 4–2 Latrobe Athletic
Clayquot City 3–1 Union Lachaîne
Océanic 2–1 Outineau
Saint-Richard 1–3 Mazinaw Vanorian
ASC Arvika 1–1 Hamiltonian


“Waechter with speed down the left... Anke Waechter is still going! It’s headed towards Udegbunam... wins the header and OH WHAT A STRIKE BY HOLLY HOWELL!! That will surely put Latrobe into the Champions League quarterfinals! Directus has been handed a gut punch at home, and Latrobe is now up 3-0 on aggregate!”
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“Burnaby probably fancy their chances in extra time. If they can hold out from this attack from their hosts... Long shot by Damien Gannot! Saved by Crossley but that’s gone straight to Belltower who puts it in! Sonya Belltower!! No one spotted that run and it’s an easy finish to put Sabrefell Athletic ahead on aggregate... after all that fight by Burnaby they’ve conceded a really soft goal. Their defending was just absent and now they are staring elimination in the face!”

Matchweek 28
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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
Jenkins: Is #STRKIR title decider? We aren’t holding anything back I can tell you that much. We want to enjoy what we’ve earned and the players have worked very hard to get to this place
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Matt Lister - @Mlister_TV12
Klipark has GOT to put that one away! Strathcona will regret it if they don’t make this pressure count! #STRKIR
KFL Live Updates - @KFL_Vidiprinter
GOAL – Strathcona [1] Kirkenes 0 (Mhana Vera 44’) #STRKIR
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Sport Stonks - @OpticBob
xG after 45 mins is Strathcona 3.04 – 0.19 Kirkenes. Tilted.#STRKIR
KFL Live Updates - @KFL_Vidiprinter
GOAL – Outineau 2 Torbay [2] (Lionel an Deòir 81’)#OUTTOR
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Matt Lister - @Mlister_TV12
Absolutely brilliant performance by LAD today, 2 well deserved goals! Outineau were the better team I thought, but they didn’t get it done and a classy striker like Lionel can punish you #OUTTOR
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Great Sourness - @GSourness_Offical
Kirkenes once again showing they are total snowflakes, just expecting it to be handed to them. Can’t deal withe pressure, bunch of children, this is why they’ve never won anything #STRKIR
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Straight Red - @OFFINABUS
Mhana Vera’s 44th-minute STRIKE sends Strathcona back to the TOP OF THE TABLE! With what was on the line today, Kirkenes looked FLAT and struggled to cope for LONG SPELLS. Strathcona nearly let Kirkenes off the hook A FEW TIMES, but in the end they’ve just done enough!


Hamiltonian 1–1 Saint-Richard
Cup Winners’ Cup quarterfinals leg 1
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 1-0 Burnaby

Mazinaw Vanorian 0–1 Clayquot City
Union Lachaîne 0–2 Saint-Rémy
Latrobe Athletic 2–2 Wynleth Flyers
Burnaby 2–0 Passerine
Star of Confederation 1–2 Océanic
Outineau 2–2 Torbay Thunder
NGSA 0–2 Shearwater
Strathcona Intls 1–0 Kirkenes
Coquitlam United 4–1 ASC Arvika


                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Strathcona Intls 28 17 7 4 46 20 +26 58 -
2 Kirkenes 28 16 8 4 55 26 +29 56 -
3 Outineau 28 16 7 5 48 24 +24 55 -
4 Clayquot City 28 16 4 8 46 27 +19 52 -
5 Burnaby 28 14 5 9 49 32 +17 47 -
6 Océanic 28 13 7 8 43 35 +8 46 -
7 Shearwater 28 12 9 7 50 37 +13 45
8 Latrobe Athletic 28 12 8 8 46 37 +9 44
9 Torbay Thunder 28 11 10 7 38 32 +6 43
10 Saint-Rémy 28 12 5 11 39 30 +9 41
11 Hamiltonian 28 11 5 12 37 41 −4 38
12 Coquitlam United 28 9 7 12 36 39 −3 34
13 Wynleth Flyers 28 9 7 12 37 44 −7 34
14 Passerine 28 9 6 13 31 32 −1 33
15 Mazinaw Vanorian 28 10 3 15 31 45 −14 33
16 Saint-Richard 28 8 9 11 27 41 −14 33
17 Star of Confederation 28 5 9 14 28 43 −15 24
18 NGSA 28 6 5 17 27 59 −32 23 -
19 Union Lachaîne 28 5 4 19 21 54 −33 19 -
20 ASC Arvika 28 4 5 19 22 59 −37 17 -

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Matchweek 29
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Stars ECLIPSED in Outineau romp
Janos rue Belois scores a hat-trick as CF Outineau routed Star of Confederation. They’ve thrown the gauntlet down to Strathcona and Kirkenes to start this weekend.
Katadfass scores WINNER as Arvika STUNS Strathcona
A massive result for Arvika with massive implications at both ends of the table! They’ve moved off the bottom of the table and are now 5 points from safety – possible, if still unlikely. But Strathcona have now been knocked off the top of the table!
Kirkenes goes TOP by SMASHING NewGens
An emphatic way to seize top spot as Nyquist, Starcutter, Audiol (twice) and Matthais contributed to a rout of relegation candidates NGSA.



Shearwater 4–1 Torbay Thunder
Cup Winners’ Cup quarterfinals leg 2
Burnaby 0-3 Cazadores Cathair (0-4 agg.)

Star of Confederation 0–4 Outineau
Océanic 1–1 Burnaby
Passerine 2–3 Latrobe Athletic
Wynleth Flyers 4–2 Union Lachaîne
Saint-Rémy 2–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Clayquot City 2–2 Hamiltonian
Saint-Richard 0–1 Coquitlam United
ASC Arvika 1–0 Strathcona Intls
Kirkenes 5–1 NGSA


Matchweek 30
Union Lachaîne 1–4 Passerine
Coupe des Patriotes quarterfinals
Latrobe Athletic 0–0 Torbay Thunder (2–1 AET)
Coquitlam United 1–1 Clayquot City (1–1 AET) (3–5 pen.)
Kirkenes FC 0–1 CS Saint-Rémy
Union Lachaîne 0–2 Burnaby SC

Outineau 2–2 Shearwater
Torbay Thunder 1–2 Kirkenes
NGSA 1–0 ASC Arvika
Strathcona Intls 4–1 Saint-Richard
Coquitlam United 2–1 Clayquot City
Hamiltonian 0–0 Saint-Rémy
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–3 Wynleth Flyers
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Océanic
Burnaby 3–0 Star of Confederation


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Clayquot wins the shootout!
No mistake by Alessandro Bella, hard and low to the keeper’s right! Clayquot win 5-3 on penalties and are through to the semifinals!
Birch: Burnaby look like favourites
Nicole Birch at Allée des Écluses-Noires
With all respect to l’Union, Burnaby never had to get out of second gear today and it was a stroll that they should’ve had more than two goals in. Looking at the teams that are left, Burnaby are on form and that could carry through, even if you can’t totally discount any of the other four. They have the pedigree and the consistency and that gives them the edge.


Matchweek 31
“You’ve squeaked that over the line, Ryan, but you’ve got the three points. You’ve closed the gap and you’re now 5 points behind Outineau for third place. Can you still do it and get into the Champions League?”
Ryan Potter | Manager, Burnaby SC: “Yeah, it was hard fought and we had the better of it I think. We deserved the win and yeah. I prefer to think we need six points to gain the Champions League spot, and all we can do is to do our part. It’s been a good week for us, we’re through to a semifinal as well, and these are the big matches that you look foward to, it’s what you’re working to be at your best for, so that’s what I expect for us.”

Star of Confederation 0–5 Latrobe Athletic
Champions League quarterfinals leg 1
Turoki Tide (VIL) 1-1 Latrobe

Océanic 2–1 Union Lachaîne
Passerine 4–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Wynleth Flyers 4–2 Hamiltonian
Saint-Rémy 4–0 Coquitlam United
Clayquot City 1–1 Strathcona Intls
Saint-Richard 1–3 NGSA
ASC Arvika 0–3 Torbay Thunder
Burnaby 2–1 Outineau
Kirkenes 2–1 Shearwater


Matchweek 32
Kick-off at Stade Olympique
With Strathcona’s loss against Saint-Remy the stakes are high for this edition of the War of the Crowns. Kirkenes can really seize the momentum and have the chance to go 6 points ahead at the top of the table. Outineau could pull themselves into second place and back into the title race; if they win they’ll be three points behind Kirkenes.
9 mins: Outineau should be ahead! Tobert Usher finds Vanda Gerô unmarked in the box, dead centre, ten yards out... and the Pasargan striker smashes the ball over the crossbar! That’s a shocking miss.
27 mins: Kirkenes are really under the cosh, and it’s a great save by Jenas Maraipu to deny Mesi Klarlmas.
34 mins: Brilliant save by Jenas Maraipu to keep this match scoreless!! Gerô is in and this time hits it cleanly and with power and placement top bins and surely the opening goal – but Maraipu dives across to tip it over the bar! What do Outineau need to do? The camera cuts to a poker-faced Francois Saint-Louis who is surely thinking about his goalkeepers for the World Cup.
HALF TIME: Somehow, Kirkenes are still in this. Outineau should have put this to bed already but you wouldn’t bet against them finding that one extra bit of luck in the second half.
57 mins: Again Outineau should be ahead! Tomás Guisao does all the hard work to beat his marker cleanly and cut inside the penalty area but with the whole far side of the net to shoot at, he smashes his shot against the near post.
76 mins GOAL! Outineau 0-[1] Kirkenes (Satria Wiradarma)
Completely against the run of play, Kirkenes have the first goal of the match! The ball comes loose from a challenge and Wiradarma is first to it, seeing space in front of him he takes a touch and leathers it from a good 30 yards out. A stunning strike Rhys le Besco could do nothing about!
79 mins GOAL! Outineau 0-[2] Kirkenes (Catheline Matthias)
Kirkenes catch them on the counter-attack!
82 mins: GOAL! Outineau 0-[3] Kirkenes (Armin Station)
This has all slipped from Outineau’s grasp in stunning fashion. Once again they’re on the attack and pressing Kirkenes back. Jenas Maraipu claims the ball and spots Sêvêr Fâerçâlenh making tracks down the left flank. It’s 4-on-2 for Kirkenes going the other way and Fâerçâlenh times the pass just right. Ceferino Audiol could go for goal but instead squares it to Station who has an open goal in front of him. In just about eight minutes Kirkenes have turned this match on its head.
85 mins: GOAL! Outineau 0-[4] Kirkenes (Kyle dos Santos)

88 mins: In the circumstances you’d sometimes see the home fans walking out en masse but the crowd just seem too stunned by this turn of events to get up and go. Outineau were the better team for over an hour and should have been a goal if not two up. Now they also have to think they might have gifted the championship to their bitter rivals today.
FULL TIME
A brilliant win for Kirkenes, and a result no one would have predicted at the 70-minute mark. It could so easily have been a totally different result, and with Strathcona losing today too, perhaps the stars are finally aligned for them. This gives them a 6-point lead at the top of the table, and their three-decade wait for a league title could finally be coming to an end.
Romain Dupuis: It was a devastating loss
The CF Outineau manager’s comments: “The score of course is hard to believe. It is devastating because we were the better team for most of the game, I don’t think anyone can deny that. I think we were playing so well, we lose a goal, and everyone felt like, hey we just need to push harder and it will just happen for us. Then, counter attack, counter attack... there was no choice of course, we had to go for it.”
Daniel Archer: We deserved this
“I don’t think we were lucky at all. We should have played better in the first half, I’ll admit that. But I had faith in these players to come through in a tough situation, and they showed how much they deserved it tonight.”
The top five as it stands
Burnaby and Latrobe might switch places if Latrobe wins tomorrow.
                     Pld   GD   Pts
1 Kirkenes 32 +39 68
2 Strathcona Intls 32 +27 62
3 Outineau 32 +23 59
4 Clayquot 32 +20 57
5 Burnaby 31 +21 54


Strathcona Intls 0–1 Saint-Rémy
Champions League quarterfinals leg 2
Latrobe 1-3 Turoki Tide (2-4 agg.)

Outineau 0–4 Kirkenes
Shearwater 5–2 ASC Arvika
Torbay Thunder 1–2 Saint-Richard
NGSA 1–3 Clayquot City
Coquitlam United 0–4 Wynleth Flyers
Hamiltonian 0–1 Passerine
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–2 Océanic
Union Lachaîne 3–2 Star of Confederation
Latrobe Athletic 0–1 Burnaby


Matchweek 33
Star of Confederation 1–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Océanic 6–1 Hamiltonian
Passerine 0–1 Coquitlam United
Wynleth Flyers 2–5 Strathcona Intls
Latrobe Athletic 0–1 Outineau
Burnaby 3–1 Union Lachaîne
Saint-Rémy 6–1 NGSA
Clayquot City 2–0 Torbay Thunder
Saint-Richard 1–3 Shearwater
ASC Arvika 0–2 Kirkenes


Matchweek 34
Coquitlam United 2–1 Océanic
Hamiltonian 0–0 Star of Confederation
Outineau 1–0 ASC Arvika
Kirkenes 2–1 Saint-Richard
Shearwater 2–3 Clayquot City
Torbay Thunder 0–2 Saint-Rémy
NGSA 1–1 Wynleth Flyers
Strathcona Intls 3–1 Passerine
Mazinaw Vanorian 1–5 Burnaby
Union Lachaîne 0–4 Latrobe Athletic


Matchweek 35
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Stars ALIVE
With a 7-match winless run Star of Confederation looked set for the drop but after a big performance from Alcides and Polito to break the streak against Coquitlam, they’re now just one point behind the NewGens.
Globalists founder against Océanic
Strathcona’s players look bereft at the final whistle. Not just this match, but their entire season seems to be slipping through their fingers. For the home side, it’s a deserved victory for Oceanic that means they are still just two points out of a Challengers Cup spot. And it also means that Kirkenes needs three points from three matches to clinch the title.
Arvika RELEGATED
After taking a beating from St-Richard – who are now practically safe from the drop needing just two points from their last three matches to be sure – ASC Arvika are relegated to the KFL National. After today’s loss there’s no climbing out of the bottom three, and while it’s not entirely unexpected there’s probably some disappointment that Azmi couldn’t keep them up after leading them to last year’s second division title.


Wynleth Flyers 1–3 Torbay Thunder
Coupe des Patriotes semifinals
Clayquot City 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
CS Saint-Rémy 0–2 Burnaby SC

Saint-Rémy 1–0 Shearwater
Clayquot City 1–1 Kirkenes
Union Lachaîne 0–3 Outineau
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Mazinaw Vanorian
Burnaby 1–0 Hamiltonian
Star of Confederation 2–0 Coquitlam United
Océanic 3–0 Strathcona Intls
Passerine 3–2 NGSA
Saint-Richard 3–0 ASC Arvika


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67 mins
GOAL! Clayquot 0-1 Latrobe
It’s been a very even Etnier Derby match and Latrobe breaks the deadlock with some good build-up play. Anke Waechter’s cross seems a bit too deep at first but Clayquot’s defence doesn’t do enough and Hermann Eld squeezes a shot in past the near post.
82 mins
GOAL! Clayquot 1-1 Latrobe
A deserved equalizer for Clayquot, who have responded with fury at going behind. Frey Pelle pounces on a poor clearance attempt and scores from 20 yards! This is turning into a classic.
84 mins
Udegbunam hits the post!
The initiative is back with Latrobe it seems, and they come close to snatching a winner as Enyinnaya Udegbunam tears past Artem Baldov on the flank and nearly scores from a sharp angle!
87 mins
GOAL! Clayquot 1-2 Latrobe
Latrobe might have just stolen a winner here! Dimitrije Azar does well to stop Bridget Coombe’s header off a corner but no one picks up on Marc Westond who stuffs the rebound into the goal from point-blank range! The fevered atmosphere at Kanard Park has suddenly evaporated.
Full time
Chidebere praises team’s spirit
Latrobe manager Obey Chidebere: “We’ve earned a place in the final through our will and spirit today. It’s easy to drop your head when you go down a goal, but these players suffered a setback and then fought back to win.”
1 min
KICK OFF at Stade Intersat
Jonathan Dubois has brought this Saint-Rémy team back to life after a horrid start to the season. Can they end it on a high note by getting past the holders Burnaby SC?
7 mins
GOAL! St-Rémy 0-1 Burnaby
Nothing much in it to start, but then a farcical goal to concede. Nacuémiró Buené’s shot looks harmless and headed directly for the arms of Ruslan Fermier. Osman Bennouna runs to boot it clear and ends up scuffing it and causing the ball to loop past his own goalkeeper. Buené will get credit since it was clearly on target, but that’s as disastrous an own goal as you’re likely to see – and in a semi-final, at that.
20 mins
Who was at fault for that?
Former CS Saint-Rémy and Kelssek international Brayden Custworth on KBC Sport

The goalkeeper’s got to shout for it and the defender’s got to pay attention and trust his teammate. It’s hard to tell on the replay. These players should be used to the noise of the crowd, that’s just a bad miscommunication.
76 mins
GOAL! St-Rémy 0-2 Burnaby
Buené scores a second goal! Richie Muguerza is caught flat-footed by his opposite number and the Burnaby captain drives right past him into the box where he hits Rory Joseph’s pass on the half-volley. Ruslan Fermier can only watch it curve around him and into the net!
90+5 mins
Full time: Burnaby are through to the final!
An even contest decided by two big moments that went the way of the visitors.


Matchweek 36
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Outineau CLOSES gap as Kirkenes pay penalty
It was Kirkenes’s first chance to clinch the title, but Florian Berkut scored from the spot to give Saint-Rémy a crucial away win in Kirkenes. Jonathan Dubois did his former club a solid allowing CF Outineau to move within four points of the leaders and keep the title race just barely alive. Kirkenes just need one win from the final two matches to clinch the title, however.
Lachaîne RELEGATED after coming APART in Mazinaw
Mazinaw Vanorian have ensured their first division status at the expense of Union Lachaîne. Only one team played like a spot in next year’s Championship was on the line today.
Laishram says players ‘desolated’ after DERBY THRASHING
Coquitlam United captain Pierre-Louis Laishram deflected questions about being pelted with objects by supporters incensed at a 5-1 pounding by their city rivals. “The police are going to deal with it, in the locker room, we will deal with it too.” The result puts Burnaby neck and neck with Strathcona for the third Champions League place.


Outineau 3–2 Saint-Richard
ASC Arvika 1–3 Clayquot City
Kirkenes 0–1 Saint-Rémy
Shearwater 1–0 Wynleth Flyers
Torbay Thunder 4–0 Passerine
NGSA 1–2 Océanic
Strathcona Intls 2–2 Star of Confederation
Coquitlam United 1–5 Burnaby
Hamiltonian 1–5 Latrobe Athletic
Mazinaw Vanorian 4–1 Union Lachaîne


Matchweek 37
KIRKENES FC WINS THE KFL CHAMPIONSHIP!
They’ve waited 33 years and seen so many false dawns these fans probably won’t believe the league trophy is actually theirs even when they see Victor Nyquist hoist it next week. They’ll probably put it down to some kind of deepfake AI experiment being played on them. Strathcona and Outineau fell away obligingly down the stretch, leaving the Red Firm the last ones standing.
No drama, just THRASHING
Star of Confederation survived by the skin of their teeth last season and this time they made sure to avoid any final matchday drama by absolutely steamrolling NGSA in a relegation six-pointer. John Polito opened the scoring after 15 minutes and it was all downhill from there. It’s not mathematically certain yet, but NGSA are as good as done now.

Saint-Rémy 0–4 ASC Arvika
Clayquot City 2–0 Saint-Richard
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–3 Outineau
Union Lachaîne 0–3 Hamiltonian
Wynleth Flyers 1–5 Kirkenes
Latrobe Athletic 2–1 Coquitlam United
Burnaby 1–1 Strathcona Intls
Star of Confederation 4–0 NGSA
Océanic 1–2 Torbay Thunder
Passerine 0–2 Shearwater


Matchweek 38
What’s at stake on the final day? Kirkenes will lift the trophy today whatever the result against their local rivals Passerine (rivalry existence may be subjective). Kelssek gets three Champions League spots this season, and with Kirkenes and Outineau already confirmed in the top two, it’s a three-cornered contest to secure the last one.
3 Burnaby                 37   21   7   9    71   38  +33    70
4 Strathcona Intls 37 20 10 7 62 33 +29 70
5 Clayquot City 37 21 7 9 64 37 +27 70
Saint-Rémy needs a win on the Salt Coast against Saint-Richard to get a spot in the Challengers Cup. After all the turmoil they’ve endured this season, that would be a great outcome for Jonathan Dubois’s outfit.
6 Latrobe Athletic        37   19   8  10    69   45  +24    65
7 Saint-Rémy 37 19 6 12 56 36 +20 63
There’s no real drama with relegation effectively decided already, though in theory NGSA could stay up.
17 Star of Confederation   37    7  12  18    39   61  −22    33
18 NGSA 37 8 6 23 38 84 −46 30


Outineau 2–2 Clayquot City
Saint-Richard 0–3 Saint-Rémy
ASC Arvika 2–1 Wynleth Flyers
Kirkenes 3–1 Passerine
Shearwater 0–2 Océanic
Torbay Thunder 3–3 Star of Confederation
NGSA 0–3 Burnaby
Strathcona Intls 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Coquitlam United 0–0 Union Lachaîne
Hamiltonian 1–0 Mazinaw Vanorian



                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Kirkenes FC 38 24 9 5 81 34 +47 81 -
2 CF Outineau 38 22 9 7 68 38 +30 75 -
3 Burnaby SC 38 22 7 9 74 38 +36 73 -
4 Clayquot City 38 21 8 9 66 39 +27 71 -
5 Strathcona Intls 38 20 10 8 62 35 +27 70 -
6 Latrobe Athletic 38 20 8 10 71 45 +26 68 -
7 CS Saint-Rémy 38 20 6 12 59 36 +23 66
8 Océanic Langlois 38 19 8 11 64 46 +18 65
9 Shearwater 38 17 10 11 70 51 +19 61
10 Torbay Thunder 38 15 11 12 56 49 +7 56
11 Hamiltonian Cambria 38 13 8 17 47 60 −13 47
12 Coquitlam United 38 13 8 17 44 58 −14 47
13 Passerine 38 13 6 19 47 52 −5 45
14 Wynleth Flyers 38 12 9 17 58 68 −10 45
15 Saint-Richard 38 10 9 19 38 63 −25 39
16 Mazinaw Vanorian 38 11 5 22 46 69 −23 38
17 Star of Confederation 38 7 13 18 42 64 −22 34
18 NGSA Ulyanof 38 8 6 24 38 87 −49 30 -
19 ASC Arvika 38 7 5 26 32 78 −46 26 -
20 Union Lachaîne 38 6 5 27 30 83 −53 23 -

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KELSSEK CHAMPIONSHIP WINNERS
SEASON 75


Team of the Season
GK: Jenas Maraipu (Kirkenes)
DF: Frey Pelle (Clayquot)
DF: Bors Warwick (Kirkenes)
DF: Ingrid Lambert (Burnaby)
DF: Tobert Usher (Outineau)
MF: Mhana Vera (Strathcona)
MF: Götz Makatsch (Outineau)
MF: Satria Wiradarma (Kirkenes)
MF: Mesi Klarlmas (Outineau)
FW: Tyoasi Klipark (Strathcona)
FW: Catheline Matthias (Kirkenes)

GK: Oliver Crossley (Burnaby)
DF: Nacuémiró Buené (Burnaby)
DF: Brian Kilcullen (Kirkenes)
MF: Colm Ó Tuathail (Wynleth)
MF: Andreas Bjerk (Burnaby)
FW: Ceferino Audiol (Kirkenes)
FW: Timothy Sapping (Burnaby)

Player of the Year: Catheline Matthias (Kirkenes)
Nominees: Tyoasi Klipark, Frey Pelle, Tobert Usher

Foreign Player of the Year: Bors Warwick (Kirkenes)
Nominees: Mesi Klarlmas, Satria Wiradarma, Frey Pelle

Young Player of the Year: Lionel an Deòir (Torbay)
Nominees: Peter Markov (Kirkenes), Russ Shaw (Strathcona), Ronin Otero (Passerine)

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   National                Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pembina City 42 22 11 9 83 44 +39 77 -
2 Saintsport Heath 42 23 8 11 65 41 +24 77 -
3 FC Novonaya 42 22 10 10 80 41 +39 76 -
4 Association Ariddienne 42 21 12 9 65 46 +19 75 -
5 St. David Wanderers 42 23 6 13 66 52 +14 75 -
6 Kawarthas District 42 20 13 9 70 46 +24 73 -
7 CF Mirabelle 42 19 8 15 55 50 +5 65
8 Wickham Warriors 42 15 16 11 60 54 +6 61
9 Port City 42 16 12 14 61 57 +4 60
10 Les Castors 42 17 9 16 59 58 +1 60
11 Sitka Valley 42 15 13 14 55 53 +2 58
12 Kingstown Athletic 42 15 12 15 54 51 +3 57
13 Jeunesse Lunaire 42 16 9 17 57 63 −6 57
14 West Haligonia Spartan 42 15 11 16 64 68 −4 56
15 Colwynian Vale 42 13 13 16 54 60 −6 52
16 Rivière-du-Nord 42 14 9 19 45 66 −21 51
17 Sudbury Rangers 42 12 13 17 55 71 −16 49
18 Fretscray FC 42 10 17 15 47 57 −10 47
19 Gagliano Mariners 42 10 9 23 42 73 −31 39 -
20 Redswyth Red Stars 42 9 10 23 46 67 −21 37 -
21 Southbank Mariners 42 8 12 22 47 74 −27 36 -
22 Arlingsdale City 42 4 13 25 45 83 −38 25 -

Playoff semifinals
Novonaya 2–1 Kawarthas Distr
Association Ariddienne 0–3 St. David Wanderers

Playoff final
Novonaya 3–1 St. David Wanderers
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   Association North       Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 St. Kildera FC 30 15 7 8 42 36 +6 52 -
2 New Scarborough 30 14 7 9 47 39 +8 49 -
3 Parracuttis 30 14 7 9 42 42 0 49 -
4 Ealesgreen United 30 13 9 8 45 38 +7 48 -
5 Natanel Royals 30 12 11 7 50 39 +11 47 -
6 Lancaster Hill 30 12 9 9 40 34 +6 45
7 Keeleford County 30 11 9 10 39 35 +4 42
8 Hawthorn Elms 30 13 1 16 43 43 0 40
9 Franche-Contamine 30 12 4 14 40 47 −7 40
10 Racing Mistwygn 30 9 11 10 41 39 +2 38
11 Vinterhagen 30 11 5 14 34 34 0 38
12 Bramerleigh Bulldogs 30 10 7 13 39 39 0 37
13 Cradithurgen 30 10 7 13 41 47 −6 37
14 AS Lac-Abitargnais 30 9 9 12 42 44 −2 36
15 Delta Sorthern 30 8 10 12 38 46 −8 34
16 Cache-Crambery 30 7 7 16 30 51 −21 28

Association South Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Miramichi Lakers 30 15 11 4 56 33 +23 56 -
2 Sunrise Coast 30 16 5 9 49 37 +12 53 -
3 AS Grands-Sources 30 16 4 10 41 45 −4 52 -
4 Châteaufroid 30 14 9 7 41 31 +10 51 -
5 Stade Laneux 30 12 10 8 54 42 +12 46 -
6 Watermeet 30 14 4 12 39 34 +5 46
7 Neíra Alavaria 30 13 5 12 41 38 +3 44
8 Breton Pacifica 30 12 6 12 38 39 −1 42
9 Delta Sorthern 30 11 8 11 44 41 +3 41
10 Stade Montagnards 30 10 8 12 38 49 −11 38
11 Ayushirda 30 10 7 13 36 40 −4 37
12 Kisloups 30 9 8 13 38 48 −10 35
13 Kananzawai 30 9 6 15 43 47 −4 33
14 Canyon Bar 30 9 5 16 31 44 −13 32
15 Valeartha 30 8 6 16 39 52 −13 30
16 White Rose 30 7 8 15 35 43 −8 29

North semifinals
New Scarborough 2–2 Natanel Royals (2–2 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Parracuttis 3–0 Ealesgreen United

North final
New Scarborough 2–1 Parracuttis

South semifinals
Sunrise Coast 0–1 Stade Laneux
Châteaufroid 2–3 AS Grands-Sources

South final
Stade Laneux 1–0 AS Grands-Sources

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Third round
[size=90]Stade Montagnards 0–2 Les Castors
Langlois Océanic 2–0 Arlingsdale City
CF Mirabelle 0–3 Latrobe Athletic
CF Saint-Richard 4–0 New Scarborough
Neíra Alavaria 2–0 Arlingsdale City (2–0 AET)
Mazinaw Vanorian 2–0 Gagliano Mariners
Sitka Valley 1–1 ASC Arvika (1–2 AET)
Kirkenes FC 3–0 Star of Confederation
Kingstown Athletic 1–1 Shearwater (2–1 AET)
Coquitlam United 5–0 Sunrise Coast
Wickham Warriors 1–3 Southbank Mariners
Torbay Thunder 2–1 Sudbury Rangers
Parracuttis 0–2 Breton Pacifica
Colwynian Vale 0–1 Stade Laneux
AS Grands-Sources 2–0 Châteaufroid
Association Ariddienne 1–1 Bramerleigh Bulldogs (1–1 AET) (3–0 pen.)
Pembina City 2–1 Valeartha
Fretscray FC 1–1 Novonaya (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Saintsport Heath 0–1 Passerine
Clayquot City 3–1 West Haligonia Spartan
Hamiltonian Cambria 2–0 CF Outineau
Rivière-du-Nord 1–1 Jeunesse Lunaire (2–2 AET) (5–3 pen.)
Wynleth Flyers 1–2 Union Lachaîne
Vinterhagen 1–1 Lancaster Hill (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Cache-Crambery 0–0 Ayushirda (0–1 AET)
CS Saint-Rémy 2–0 Natanel Royals
St. Kildera FC 0–2 NGSA Ulyanof
Port City 1–1 Burnaby SC (1–2 AET)
Redswyth Red Stars 1–0 Franche-Contamine
Kisloups 1–4 Kawarthas District
Miramichi Lakers 0–1 St. David Wanderers
Strathcona Intls 5–1 Racing Mistwygn

Fourth round
Clayquot City 3–0 AS Grands-Sources
Vinterhagen 0–0 Stade Laneux (0–0 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Les Castors 1–0 Association Ariddienne
Union Lachaîne 3–1 Kawarthas District
Latrobe Athletic 5–0 Redswyth Red Stars
Breton Pacifica 2–0 ASC Arvika
Southbank Mariners 1–0 NGSA Ulyanof
Neíra Alavaria 0–5 Coquitlam United
CS Saint-Rémy 3–0 CF Saint-Richard
Mazinaw Vanorian 3–1 Pembina City
Passerine 1–0 Kingstown Athletic
Kirkenes FC 4–0 Strathcona Intls
Ayushirda 0–1 Fretscray FC
Burnaby SC 3–1 Langlois Océanic
Rivière-du-Nord 1–2 Torbay Thunder
St. David Wanderers 3–2 Hamiltonian Cambria

Fifth round
Mazinaw Vanorian 0–1 Latrobe Athletic
Fretscray FC 1–3 Torbay Thunder
Southbank Mariners 0–3 Clayquot City
Stade Laneux 0–8 Burnaby SC
Kirkenes FC 2–0 Passerine
Les Castors 1–1 Union Lachaîne (1–2 AET)
Coquitlam United 4–3 St. David Wanderers
CS Saint-Rémy 2–2 Breton Pacifica (3–2 AET)

Quarterfinals
Latrobe Athletic 0–0 Torbay Thunder (2–1 AET)
Union Lachaîne 0–2 Burnaby SC
Coquitlam United 1–1 Clayquot City (1–1 AET) (3–5 pen.)
Kirkenes FC 0–1 CS Saint-Rémy

Semifinals
Clayquot City 1–2 Latrobe Athletic
CS Saint-Rémy 0–2 Burnaby SC

24TH COUPE DES PATRIOTES FINAL – Kingswharf, Breton (attendance 40,450)

Kickoff! Burnaby has the chance to defend their title here and win it for the third time. Latrobe are looking for a second Patriotes Cup. Both clubs have gone to the wire in the effort to qualify for the Champions League and Challengers Cup respectively – who’s got that last drip left in the tank to take the trophy home?
8 mins: Latrobe has started this at a high clip. Hermann Eld has the first clear chance as he runs across the top of the box but Oliver Crossley makes a good save.
12 mins: Goal for Latrobe! Marc Westond gets his head to Udegbunam’s outswinging corner and Latrobe have an early lead. Much too easy for them, Burnaby flubbed their defensive lines there.
25 mins: Minerva Emond goes into the book as she loses the ball and then breaks up a counter attack by plowing right into the back of Bridget Coombe.
36 mins: Hermann Eld has the ball in the net but the flag goes up for offside. It’s a let-off for Burnaby, who seem to have been caught off guard by the intensity and pace with which Latrobe’s started this match.
46 mins: Ryan Potter is clearly not happy with that first half and has made a double substitution at half time – putting on Ikra Yonte and Phillip Johnson. Looks like they’re going to take things wider and try to stretch the pitch.
54 mins: Nicole Boudrias plays in Anke Waechter who does everything right to glide past Ingrid Lambert and shoot, but the shot cannons off the crossbar!
63 mins: Burnaby have enjoyed the majority of possession this second half but Latrobe are happy to let them have it. They can’t quite find the right ball in the final third.
76 mins: Cassie Mrythe has kept Latrobe in front with a brilliant save off Lori Garland, who has just come on for Andreas Bjerk.
80 mins:Goal for Latrobe! An incisive through ball by Bridget Coombe finds Chike Obident blazing through the left-hand channel. Obident’s first touch is smooth and helps him get it past the onrushing Oliver Crossley and into the net. Surely that settles it!
83 mins: That was a timely goal for Latrobe, who may end up needing that insurance as Xek Sunsaber has been tormenting the backline with his pace since coming on. Mrythe does well to get a hand to a stinging shot by the youngster from Ceni.
90+2 mins: Enyinnaya Udegbunam takes it to the corner for some time-wasting tactics. A petulant kick in the ankle by Phillip Johnson gets the Burnaby defender a yellow card, and that should just about finish this...
FT: Burnaby SC 0–2 Latrobe Athletic
Latrobe claims its second Patriotes Cup! Bridget Coombe collects the trophy from President of the Federation Mégane Larnach, and Moonbeam Infantino is there in a Football Kelssek blazer for some reason. Obey Chidebere delivers a trophy in his second year at the club and it’s the second time he’s won this tournament.
Latrobe: Mrythe, Hackett, Wenger, Westond, Boudrias (Ó Conneely 76), Coombe [c] (McCurdy 84), Obident, Waechter (Esquivel 84), Udegbunam, Howell (Joseph 63), Eld (Caoidheach 84)
Burnaby: Crossley, Buené (c), Haabjörn, Lambert, Esposito (Johnson 45), Haukland (Robin 63), Emond, Cowler, Bjerk (Garland 73), Joseph (Yonte 45), Sapping (Sunsaber 73)
Player of the Match: Enyinnaya Udegbunam
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SEASON 29 / 195 F.E.


   Northern League         P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts 
1 Olympique Langlois 73 45 18 10 267 170 97 108 Q 1
2 Faucons de Saint-Rémy 73 49 7 17 258 176 82 105 Q 2
3 Neorvins Wolves 73 46 9 18 244 165 79 101 Q 3
4 Kirkenes Dragons 73 42 14 17 229 161 68 98 Q 4
5 Internationale 73 40 14 19 243 176 67 94 Q 6
6 Clayquot Partisans 73 38 16 19 251 176 75 92 Q 7
7 Wynleth Gaels 73 35 16 22 222 200 22 86 q 13
8 Red Star Clayquot 73 34 17 22 227 210 17 85 q 14
9 Kirkenes Rangers 73 36 10 27 207 193 14 82 q 15
10 CS Val d'Argent 73 34 13 26 218 184 34 81 q 16
11 Redswyth Union 73 32 13 28 223 206 17 77 q 17
12 Beaujoire 73 34 7 32 208 201 7 75 q 20
13 Colwyn Thunder 73 28 16 29 197 187 10 72
14 Kingsharbour Royals 73 29 12 32 198 214 -16 70
15 Pingouins de Lescure 73 23 14 36 190 231 -41 60
16 Torbay Storm 73 20 12 41 170 241 -71 52
17 Cantons-de-l'Ouest 73 16 15 42 158 225 -67 47
18 Chevalles Champjaune 73 12 18 43 161 240 -79 42
19 Kardinia Cats 73 14 12 47 161 252 -91 40

Southern League P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 CH Outineau 73 39 17 17 239 169 70 95 Q 5
2 Ad Astra 73 39 11 23 229 193 36 89 Q 8
3 Vickery Vikings 73 39 9 25 234 188 46 87 Q 9
4 Burnaby Ravens 73 34 17 22 226 181 45 85 Q 10
5 Dartmoor Armada 73 36 10 27 226 208 18 82 Q 11
6 Breton Emeralds 73 32 16 25 225 202 23 80 Q 12
7 Alavarian 73 32 13 28 203 198 5 77 q 18
8 Dinamo Lupinissia 73 31 14 28 212 197 15 76 q 19
9 Kalista Renegades 73 30 13 30 205 222 -17 73
10 Novanaya Rangers 73 24 24 25 198 205 -7 72
11 Escadron de Dorval 73 31 9 33 216 231 -15 71
12 Mazinaw Knights 73 29 10 34 205 219 -14 68
13 Olympique Laneux 73 22 15 36 196 218 -22 59
14 AS Dieppe 73 22 14 37 193 227 -34 58
15 Grand Falls Haligonian 73 21 15 37 177 238 -61 57
16 Anciens-Baillages 73 19 13 41 174 235 -61 51
17 Crystal Mountains 73 17 11 45 186 264 -78 45
18 Pembina Thistle 73 17 11 45 168 252 -84 45
19 Natanel Rangers 73 12 13 48 162 251 -89 37


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KHL PREMIERS
29th SEASON


137th Desjardins Cup
First round
Wynleth        4  2  2
Beaujoire 0 4 4

Red Star 4 5 4
Dinamo 5* 4 1

Kirkenes Rang 5* 5
Alavarian 4 4

Val d'Argent 4 2 2
Redswyth 3 6 1

Second round
Olym Langlois    2  3  3* 4*
Beaujoire 1 1 2 3

Ad Astra 1 4* 2 4 3 2 2
Vickery 3 3 5 3 2 4 4

Outineau 3 2 0 2 4 6
Breton 1 0 4 3 2 3

Kirkenes Drgn 2 7 4 2 4 4
Red Star 1 3 0 3* 5* 2

Internationale 4 5 3 1 0 3 2
Dartmoor 3 3 2 2 2 4 3

Neorvins 3 2 4 8 0 5
Kirkenes Rang 1 4 2 0 4 2

Partisans 4 2 7 2 8 2
Burnaby 3 4 2 3* 1 1

St-Rémy 1 3 3* 3 7
Val d'Argent 4 2 2 1 3

Quarterfinals
Olym Langlois    4  6  1  2  5  6
Vickery 3 1 2 3 3 2

Outineau 3 2 3 2 4 4
Kirkenes Drgn 4 3* 2 1 3 3

Dartmoor 1 4 4* 3 1 3 3
Neorvins 4 1 3 1 2 4 6

Partisans 1 0 4 3 2 2 2
St-Rémy 2* 5 3 1 5 1 1

Semifinals
Olym Langlois   1  4  4  3  4  4  6
Outineau 5 5* 3 5 3 2 1

Neorvins 4 3 0 3 2 3 2*
Partisans 1 2 3 4 3 1 1

Final
Olym Langlois    1  4  2  5  3
Neorvins 6 3 1 3 2


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137th DESJARDINS CUP WINNERS


It's a changing of the dynasties, it seems, as Olympique Langlois defended their pennant to win their third league title in four years, and doubled up with the Desjardins Cup much to the chagrin of the rising talented squad of Neorvins, who succumbed much too easily in five games. The consolation for the chasing pack, and the other teams as well, is the chatter that Olympique really weren't as dominant as they seemed. Some lucky bounces helped them to narrow victories over the final series after they had been comprehensively blown out in game one in a lopsided defeat that prompted - premature, but not wrong - commentary about many of Olympique's team being past their prime.
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SEASON 29 / 195 F.E.


                            Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts 
1 Burnaby Lions 32 25 1 6 1217 730 +487 102
2 Wynleth Cambria 32 25 0 7 1323 636 +687 100
3 Latrobe Athletic 32 25 0 7 1277 808 +469 100
4 Mazinaw Stallions 32 24 0 8 1236 755 +481 96
5 Nordiques 32 20 1 11 1087 776 +311 82
6 Kirkenes Crusaders 32 20 1 11 1150 917 +233 82
7 Vickery 32 19 0 13 1151 834 +317 76
8 Neorvins Armada 32 18 1 13 879 923 −44 74
9 Rotor Novonaya 32 15 2 15 1022 989 +33 64
10 Bretonnia 32 15 0 17 929 1020 −91 60
11 Redswyth Rebels 32 14 1 17 968 967 +1 58
12 Hamilton Highlanders 32 14 1 17 949 993 −44 58
13 Alouettes de Champjaune 32 9 0 23 864 1137 −273 36
14 NGSA Ulyanof 32 9 0 23 908 1271 −363 36
15 Union Laneux 32 7 0 25 694 1410 −716 28
16 Wenedere 32 5 0 27 550 1229 −679 20
17 Clayquot Reds 32 4 0 28 547 1356 −809 16
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SEASON 47 / 195 F.E.


                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Kirkenes Jets 36 26 3 7 342 256 +86 55
2 CA Langlois 36 24 6 6 341 260 +81 54
3 Burnaby Thunderbirds 36 22 7 7 331 265 +66 51
4 Redswyth Marlins 36 20 6 10 308 257 +51 46
5 Kraken d'Outineau 36 21 4 11 321 274 +47 46
6 Daudard-des-Oiseaux 36 22 2 12 287 272 +15 46
7 Lakeland Storm 36 20 5 11 321 283 +38 45
8 Latrobe Dolphins 36 19 4 13 310 287 +23 42
9 Neorvins Sharks 36 16 3 17 300 291 +9 35
10 Wynleth Avengers 36 15 3 18 284 292 −8 33
11 Kirkenes Blues 36 15 3 18 268 299 −31 33
12 Breton Mooseheads 36 13 6 17 275 281 −6 32
13 Clayquot Neptunes 36 12 7 17 293 313 −20 31
14 Laneux Natation 1874 36 13 4 19 273 288 −15 30
15 Vickery Tsunami 36 10 5 21 252 318 −66 25
16 Fjordlands 36 8 7 21 250 317 −67 23
17 Dynamo Lupinissia 36 8 4 24 257 304 −47 20
18 Colywn Aquatics 36 9 2 25 248 323 −75 20
19 Natanel SC 36 8 1 27 265 346 −81 17
Preliminary finals
Kirkenes Jets 2-1 Redswyth Marlins 8-10 8-7 9-6
CA Langlois 1-2 Burnaby Thunderbirds 10-9 9-10 8-9

Kraken d'Outineau 1-2 Latrobe Dolphins 8-9 7-6 8-9
Daudard-des-Oiseaux 0-2 Lakeland Storm 8-11 6-7*

Elimination finals
CA Langlois 1-2 Latrobe Dolphins 6-8 10-8 10-11
Redswyth Marlins 0-2 Lakeland Storm 9-11 6-11

Semifinals
Kirkenes Blues 0-2 Latrobe Dolphins 8-10 1-9
Burnaby Thunderbirds 2-0 Lakeland Storm 7-5 7-6

Championship final
Latrobe Dolphins 0-2 Burnaby Thunderbirds 5-8 5-12
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