Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 10:40 pm
A Simple Appeal
Now we shall-
Wait..
Ugghh..
Yeah, I wanted to mention this. Let me tell you all a story. Me and Free Republics.. have it somewhat odd. I could ask why the journalists is some inept to the point of me wanting to demand full government control of the media, but you heard about the concept of "free speech", hadn't you? While I respect the concept, I know it isn't an excuse to publish your meaningless and deliberately nontrivial nonsense for people to read, dumbing down their intelligence. My propaganda is better than this! Which is the case of Gossip Magazine. They claim that they had taken an interview with me, along publishing some information rather... embarrassing. Checking their photos, they were all fake. So I decided to share one with Jessica Madden to piss her off, knowing she's a lesbian with that Charlie girl. Someone from Foreign Affairs sent a reply, which they dismissed like we weren't a threat to them.
Let me tell you something. If you think it's funny to post a video of Keller as a whore and slut, I will remind you otherwise. And I will make sure that your severed head is crushed under my foot, as I use your entrails as party streamers. You can understand how... irate I was. So I decided to go over to try to ask whoever ran Gossip Magazine a simple talk. It was supposed to do well, but I guess something happened and there was a large misunderstanding. Then, Gossip Magazine, after one failed assassination attempt by yours truly has decided to shoot themselves in the foot again, learning nothing.
The Leader was in his office, doing the typical stream of issues that appeared on his desk, where he needlessly got rid of them as usual. That was until a soldier arrived to inform the Leader. "Leader, sir. We have Dorbi Truman, Secretary of Foreign Relations with information from Foreign Imports. He called it's an important matter."
"From which nation?"
"...Free Republics, sir."
This got the Leader's attention, since he knows about Free Republics. He just wondered what it had to do with Main Nation Ministry. "Bring him in." the Leader said, where Dorbi looked pale already. "What is it now?" the Leader demanded, knowing he came for a reason. "You are aware of Gossip Magazine, right?" Truman asked, where the Leader paid more attention. "What did they do now?" the Leader said, in frustration where Truman had a flash drive to show the Leader.
Playing the contents on the Leader's new monitor, the Leader read the online article by Gossip Magazine. "They managed to get a recording from Consul Scarlett Nicholls?" the Leader asked, playing the recording for him to hear. "She covered it up to avoid international tensions, but the magazine seems contempt on revealing this information."
"They don't seem to understand the concept of truth. They truly turned truth into nothing but ignorance for consumers to absorb." the Leader said, where he checked the next article. This time, it provoked more of a response. "Where's our technology? We need to immediately hack Gossip Magazine to delete any files of any "so-called" sex tapes." the Leader demanded, as he started to make sure his suit was neat. "What are you doing?" Truman said, nervously.
"I'm going to go off to have a chat with Free Republics itself. And I'm going to violently murder Jasper Chutings, knowing he's the one behind this. Maybe Etoile Quenneville. A good chunk of lead for both of them will do." the Leader bluntly said, as he started to leave his office. "Sir! What will the public think that you're going to start a war?!"
"Who said, I want to start a war? I'm just going to reason with them. Then, I'm going to kill Jasper and Etoile."
"Leader, if I insist.." Truman tried to say something, but he was immediately met by a cold glare by the Leader. He wasn't going to listen to him, until he did what he asked. This wasn't going to end well. They going to try to kill the Leader over there.
Princess Keller Harrington and Jason Masami were at a cafe together, as Keller was trying hard to hide her obvious affection towards him. This didn't help that despite Keller passive-aggressively threatening him, Masami didn't seem to be bothered by it and in a optimistic sense, happily didn't seem to mind this.
"I thought about booking tickets to the next Action Hero movie. You like movies?" Jason Masami asked, where Keller replied. "Oh course! We're going to watch a movie! Not like it's another date or anything. Not that you think that you...you dummy!" Keller said, being a typical tsundere as always. "So what time do you want to watch it? Weekend is good, but I don't want to sit in the front. Kind of a ripoff."
"How about we-" Keller heard a loud rumble on her phone, as she went to check her message.
Keller could only sigh in annoyance. "I'm sorry. Duty calls." Keller said to Masami, as she had to left. "We still going to watch that movie, right?" Masami asked. "Yes, Masami! I make sure we will watch the movie when I come back from another assignment." Keller reassured him, though it was probably going to take days.
"What's the situation?" Keller demanded at Truman's office, as he was getting his laptop ready. "The Leader is inclined to terminate permanently two individuals from Gossip Magazine. A tabloid in Free Republics. They seem intent on releasing as much misinformation about Main Nation Ministry as possible." Truman explained to Keller, though she didn't seem to care. "And why do you want to get me involved?"
"Because..Gossip Magazine had claimed to have a sex tape of you and another individual."
"What?"
"It's a deepfake."
"Ok. I think I know why the Leader is bloodthirsty for them. They made an article or video that pissed them off?"
"He burned down that skyscraper, because of that article that came with the video. He just went ballistic. I don't know how to explain it. It was like he was a different person all of the sudden."
"You want me to go to Free Republics to stop the Leader from going on another killing spree?" Keller asked him, where he started two more articles on his computer. "Gossip Magazine seems to want to share any secret they can make lies on. This can be disastrous to our national security and the Ministry of National Security are people, who are ruthless."
"There's a Ministry for National Security?"
"There is ministries for almost everything. Some public. Some private. Some I don't think the Leader knows of. But Gossip Magazine had released another sex tape with the Leader himself." Truman tried to explain, but Keller already looked bewildered. "Isn't the Leader like the same age as me?" Keller asked about the sex tape, where Truman looked bewildered when trying to discuss it also. "Deep fake. End of story. Then, there is Gossip Magazine releasing another sex tape with you and Jessica Madden.."
"They know she's with Charlie?" Keller asked, wondering if Gossip Magazine had revealed private information about Jessica. "Charlie? Who's Charlie? She has a boyfriend?" Dorbi asked. "Nothing."
"But you know what you got to do."
"Save Free Replubics?"
"No really. You are to provide diplomatic talk with Consul Scarlett Nicholas. You are the less psychotic one after all."
"Who said I'm psychotic?"
"Exactly. We will have our spies disguise themselves as tourists and attempt to hack into the nation's internet to trace the source of the sex tapes for their online articles. If you find the Leader, get him back to his senses."
Keller knew what she had to do, but the last time she tried to reason with the Leader and talk some actual sense into him, he took an amnestic and passed out on his own desk. Yet, the Leader wasn't the one who would want to start a war with other nations, since he knew he could easily wipe them out, if he had to. But she need to make sure he didn't burn any buildings, the thought of which made her groan in annoyance at the unintended casualties that the Leader commit in his misadventures.
"Get a telegram sent to them. Consul Nicholas will most likely read it. The government of Free Republics is most likely expecting a response."
Now we shall-
Wait..
Ugghh..
Yeah, I wanted to mention this. Let me tell you all a story. Me and Free Republics.. have it somewhat odd. I could ask why the journalists is some inept to the point of me wanting to demand full government control of the media, but you heard about the concept of "free speech", hadn't you? While I respect the concept, I know it isn't an excuse to publish your meaningless and deliberately nontrivial nonsense for people to read, dumbing down their intelligence. My propaganda is better than this! Which is the case of Gossip Magazine. They claim that they had taken an interview with me, along publishing some information rather... embarrassing. Checking their photos, they were all fake. So I decided to share one with Jessica Madden to piss her off, knowing she's a lesbian with that Charlie girl. Someone from Foreign Affairs sent a reply, which they dismissed like we weren't a threat to them.
Let me tell you something. If you think it's funny to post a video of Keller as a whore and slut, I will remind you otherwise. And I will make sure that your severed head is crushed under my foot, as I use your entrails as party streamers. You can understand how... irate I was. So I decided to go over to try to ask whoever ran Gossip Magazine a simple talk. It was supposed to do well, but I guess something happened and there was a large misunderstanding. Then, Gossip Magazine, after one failed assassination attempt by yours truly has decided to shoot themselves in the foot again, learning nothing.
The Leader was in his office, doing the typical stream of issues that appeared on his desk, where he needlessly got rid of them as usual. That was until a soldier arrived to inform the Leader. "Leader, sir. We have Dorbi Truman, Secretary of Foreign Relations with information from Foreign Imports. He called it's an important matter."
"From which nation?"
"...Free Republics, sir."
This got the Leader's attention, since he knows about Free Republics. He just wondered what it had to do with Main Nation Ministry. "Bring him in." the Leader said, where Dorbi looked pale already. "What is it now?" the Leader demanded, knowing he came for a reason. "You are aware of Gossip Magazine, right?" Truman asked, where the Leader paid more attention. "What did they do now?" the Leader said, in frustration where Truman had a flash drive to show the Leader.
Playing the contents on the Leader's new monitor, the Leader read the online article by Gossip Magazine. "They managed to get a recording from Consul Scarlett Nicholls?" the Leader asked, playing the recording for him to hear. "She covered it up to avoid international tensions, but the magazine seems contempt on revealing this information."
"They don't seem to understand the concept of truth. They truly turned truth into nothing but ignorance for consumers to absorb." the Leader said, where he checked the next article. This time, it provoked more of a response. "Where's our technology? We need to immediately hack Gossip Magazine to delete any files of any "so-called" sex tapes." the Leader demanded, as he started to make sure his suit was neat. "What are you doing?" Truman said, nervously.
"I'm going to go off to have a chat with Free Republics itself. And I'm going to violently murder Jasper Chutings, knowing he's the one behind this. Maybe Etoile Quenneville. A good chunk of lead for both of them will do." the Leader bluntly said, as he started to leave his office. "Sir! What will the public think that you're going to start a war?!"
"Who said, I want to start a war? I'm just going to reason with them. Then, I'm going to kill Jasper and Etoile."
"Leader, if I insist.." Truman tried to say something, but he was immediately met by a cold glare by the Leader. He wasn't going to listen to him, until he did what he asked. This wasn't going to end well. They going to try to kill the Leader over there.
Princess Keller Harrington and Jason Masami were at a cafe together, as Keller was trying hard to hide her obvious affection towards him. This didn't help that despite Keller passive-aggressively threatening him, Masami didn't seem to be bothered by it and in a optimistic sense, happily didn't seem to mind this.
"I thought about booking tickets to the next Action Hero movie. You like movies?" Jason Masami asked, where Keller replied. "Oh course! We're going to watch a movie! Not like it's another date or anything. Not that you think that you...you dummy!" Keller said, being a typical tsundere as always. "So what time do you want to watch it? Weekend is good, but I don't want to sit in the front. Kind of a ripoff."
"How about we-" Keller heard a loud rumble on her phone, as she went to check her message.
Dorbi Truman: URGENT! Leader is going to Free Republics to possibly kill more people! I know he has you under surveillance, but I want you to not start a damn war! HURRY!
Keller could only sigh in annoyance. "I'm sorry. Duty calls." Keller said to Masami, as she had to left. "We still going to watch that movie, right?" Masami asked. "Yes, Masami! I make sure we will watch the movie when I come back from another assignment." Keller reassured him, though it was probably going to take days.
"What's the situation?" Keller demanded at Truman's office, as he was getting his laptop ready. "The Leader is inclined to terminate permanently two individuals from Gossip Magazine. A tabloid in Free Republics. They seem intent on releasing as much misinformation about Main Nation Ministry as possible." Truman explained to Keller, though she didn't seem to care. "And why do you want to get me involved?"
"Because..Gossip Magazine had claimed to have a sex tape of you and another individual."
"What?"
"It's a deepfake."
"Ok. I think I know why the Leader is bloodthirsty for them. They made an article or video that pissed them off?"
"He burned down that skyscraper, because of that article that came with the video. He just went ballistic. I don't know how to explain it. It was like he was a different person all of the sudden."
"You want me to go to Free Republics to stop the Leader from going on another killing spree?" Keller asked him, where he started two more articles on his computer. "Gossip Magazine seems to want to share any secret they can make lies on. This can be disastrous to our national security and the Ministry of National Security are people, who are ruthless."
"There's a Ministry for National Security?"
"There is ministries for almost everything. Some public. Some private. Some I don't think the Leader knows of. But Gossip Magazine had released another sex tape with the Leader himself." Truman tried to explain, but Keller already looked bewildered. "Isn't the Leader like the same age as me?" Keller asked about the sex tape, where Truman looked bewildered when trying to discuss it also. "Deep fake. End of story. Then, there is Gossip Magazine releasing another sex tape with you and Jessica Madden.."
"They know she's with Charlie?" Keller asked, wondering if Gossip Magazine had revealed private information about Jessica. "Charlie? Who's Charlie? She has a boyfriend?" Dorbi asked. "Nothing."
"But you know what you got to do."
"Save Free Replubics?"
"No really. You are to provide diplomatic talk with Consul Scarlett Nicholas. You are the less psychotic one after all."
"Who said I'm psychotic?"
"Exactly. We will have our spies disguise themselves as tourists and attempt to hack into the nation's internet to trace the source of the sex tapes for their online articles. If you find the Leader, get him back to his senses."
Keller knew what she had to do, but the last time she tried to reason with the Leader and talk some actual sense into him, he took an amnestic and passed out on his own desk. Yet, the Leader wasn't the one who would want to start a war with other nations, since he knew he could easily wipe them out, if he had to. But she need to make sure he didn't burn any buildings, the thought of which made her groan in annoyance at the unintended casualties that the Leader commit in his misadventures.
"Get a telegram sent to them. Consul Nicholas will most likely read it. The government of Free Republics is most likely expecting a response."
To: Consul Scarlett Nicholas
From: Princess Keller Harrington
Dear Consul Scarlett Nicholas,
It's important to inform you that the Leader seems to be more organized on killing two individuals involved with Gossip Magazine, though I was told about his arson attack, which I deeply wish to pay respects to those who had perished. While I'm much lower in power than him, I can still think up a way to punish him. Dorbi Truman, the Secretary of Foreign Relationships, wants to have access to the internet in your nation to track down and attempt to hack the actual servers that Gossip Magazine operate on.
I want to discuss anti-war talk to avoid a conflict with Free Republics. It's important to warn me of the location of the Leader in your nation, as he isn't going to stop until Gossip Magazine is dismantled. I'm already heading by plane to your nation to explain more.
Be on the lookout for the Leader! He's extremely unpredictably and he will most likely kill people who get in his way!
Sincerely,
Princess Keller Harrington