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by Eastfield Lodge » Sat Aug 03, 2019 3:24 pm
by Balqia » Sat Aug 03, 2019 3:28 pm
by Drawkland » Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:46 pm
Much to chagrin of DISC staff everywhere, the "higher-ups" at DISC have decided to create a simulation of what would occur had Drawkland actually somehow won the World Cup 83 host vote. Obviously, we must present these results to the entire multiverse as a proof of concept, and thus we are here to present the EVIL WORLD CUP. Please remember that none of this is canon (unless, like .... you find a way that that would make sense), and that the bid will be followed to a T. I'm not lying. I'll prove it if necessary.
no ties allowed! america time! Pld W L GF GA GD Pts
1 Aurevbush 2 2 0 7 2 +5 6
Omerica 2 2 0 9 4 +5 6
3 Qasden 2 2 0 6 4 +2 6
4 Kavagrad 2 1 1 4 7 −3 3
5 Quakmybush 2 1 1 8 5 +3 3
6 Nephara 2 1 1 3 2 +1 3
7 Schottia 2 1 1 2 3 −1 3
8 Orion Islands 1 0 1 2 3 −1 0
9 Siovanija & Teusland 2 0 2 3 5 −2 0
10 Bliuji 1 0 1 0 2 −2 0
11 Western Bjornaic 2 0 2 1 8 −7 0
score goals! be interesting! Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Eshan 2 2 0 0 9 4 +5 6
2 Mercedini 2 1 1 0 7 4 +3 4
3 Starcom Racing 2 1 1 0 6 4 +2 4
4 Sajnur 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
5 Tinhampton 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 3
6 Equestria 2 1 0 1 4 4 0 3
7 Asdia 2 1 0 1 7 4 +3 3
8 Ancherion 2 1 0 1 6 6 0 3
9 Islas Aaland 1 0 0 1 1 4 −3 0
10 Darkmania 2 0 0 2 2 7 −5 0
11 Caras 2 0 0 2 2 8 −6 0
MMAB hates this group Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Abanhfleft 2 1 1 0 6 3 +3 4
2 Anthor 2 1 1 0 2 1 +1 4
3 Turori 2 1 1 0 6 5 +1 4
4 Kita-Hinode 2 1 0 1 9 7 +2 3
5 Mytanija 2 1 0 1 8 6 +2 3
6 San Carlos Islands 2 1 0 1 3 5 −2 3
7 Far Wor Eryunce 2 1 0 1 2 3 −1 3
8 Brusseldorf 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
9 Orestea 2 0 1 1 3 6 −3 1
10 Vartugia 2 0 1 1 2 3 −1 1
11 Busoga Islands 1 0 0 1 0 2 −2 0
srekaerbeit sdrawkcab Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Chromatika 2 2 0 0 11 5 +6 6
2 Audioslavia 2 2 0 0 7 1 +6 6
3 The Szcerkina Federacy 2 0 1 1 2 4 −2 1
4 Balqia 1 0 0 1 2 6 −4 0
5 Sargossa 2 2 0 0 2 0 +2 6
6 Main Nation Ministry 2 1 0 1 4 5 −1 3
7 Fevhader 2 1 0 1 5 7 −2 3
8 Zwangzug 2 1 1 0 1 0 +1 4
9 Bengaliana 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
10 Amuaplye 2 0 0 2 0 3 −3 0
11 Tornado Queendom 2 0 0 2 0 2 −2 0
too top heavy! Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Pratapgadh 2 2 0 0 6 3 +3 6
2 Savojarna 2 1 0 1 5 6 −1 3
3 Free Republics 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 3
4 Osarius 2 1 0 1 6 4 +2 3
5 Shatla 1 1 0 0 4 1 +3 3
West Phoenicia 2 1 0 1 5 2 +3 3
7 Pius Desurongcrandis 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
8 Qusmo 2 1 0 1 4 6 −2 3
9 Natanians & Nosts 2 0 1 1 1 2 −1 1
10 HUElavia 2 0 1 1 1 5 −4 1
11 Brigantii 2 0 0 2 1 5 −4 0
fanservice episode! Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Newmanistan 2 2 0 0 19 4 +15 6
2 The Holy Empire 2 2 0 0 14 6 +8 6
3 Geektopia 2 2 0 0 18 12 +6 6
4 Dreamplanet 2 2 0 0 16 11 +5 6
5 Copper Cuprum 2 1 0 1 13 13 0 3
Xanneria 2 1 0 1 15 15 0 3
7 Mareibat 1 0 0 1 6 9 −3 0
8 Filindostan 2 0 0 2 9 14 −5 0
9 Lochario 2 0 0 2 11 16 −5 0
10 Valanora 2 0 0 2 4 11 −7 0
11 Ariwana 1 0 0 1 0 14 −14 0
United Dalaran wrote:Goddammit, comrade. I just knew that someday some wild, capitalist, imperialist interstellar empire will swallow our country.CN on the RMB wrote:drawkland's leader has survived so many assassination attempts that I am fairly certain he is fidel castro in disguise
by Port Ember » Sun Aug 04, 2019 6:38 am
Goalkeeper (GK)(#1): Peter Smith.
Center Back (CB)(#2): Josh Richards.
Center Back (CB)(#3): Jason Lee.
Full Back (LB)(#4): Alex Kuhn.
Full Back (RB)(#5): Russel Pierce.
Attacking Midfield (AM)(#10): Raymond Reddington.
Defensive Midfield (DM)(#6): Steven Packard.
Wide Midfield (LM)(#8): Jason Chamberlain
Wide Midfield (RM)(#11): Steve Rogers.
Central Forward (CF)(#7): Leon Moult.
Central Forward (CF)(#9): Danny Nicovic.
by Nephara » Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:08 am
Ethane 1 - 3 Nephara
(4-3-3) 12 - Mercator; 2 - Kielseng (18 - Sanger 86'), 5 - Thorn, 6 - Steelhenge, 3 - Close; 13 - Saroszi (7 - Fanaiyan 72'), 4 - Shone (15 - Rosenthal 67'), 21 - Moxham, 11 - Strongbow; 9 - Hawke (c), 10 - Metzger
Goals: Metzger 27', Strongbow 51', Moxham 59'
NEPHARIM NATIONAL TEAM SELECTION - FORTNIGHT 2
Goalkeepers: 1 - Leila Ramelow (Vermillion Rage), 12 - Jason Petratos (RGS Athletic, EFL), 20 - Althea Taliadoros (Raven River)
Defenders: 2 - Valeri Longship (Crisisbless), 3 - Sander Katarec (Vermillion Rage), 5 - Alcander Visser (Starling), 6 - Gabrielle Reinhardt (Newrook City), 18 - Anita Sanger (Rammsissil, VIL), 19 - Nike Rouphos (Chenoworth Harriers), 22 - Ilyana Brosch (AFC Corvistone, c)
Midfielders: 4 - Catheline Marchant (OAS Royal FC, COS), 7 - Atalanta Skapetis (Coret Hawks), 8 - Malachi Chalk (Falourr, EUR), 11 - Marisha Staunton (Crisisbless), 13 - Marica Kuepper (Jungle Strike, VIL), 15 - Evangeline Aschenbach (Starling), 16 - Morena Deventer (Brinemouth), 21 - Mordecai Brandtner (Newrook City)
Forwards: 9 - Arista Tzorvas (Olympic Thessia, MYT), 10 - Konrad Lovelace (Starling), 14 - Erika Wolff (North Sabrefell), 17 - Kurtis Bastable (Hornchurch, EUR), 23 - Cheney Breremond (Vermillion Rage)
SCHEDULE
Nephara 5 - 3 Orion Islands @ Phoenix Rise (Corvistone)
Ethane 1 - 3 Nephara
[Bye] (Friendly: Ceyne Isles vs. Nephara)
Nephara vs. No @ Ludd's Hammer (Stahlburg)
Geisenfried vs. Nephara
Nephara vs. Kandonica @ Godswatch (Crisisbless)
Geektopia vs. Nephara
Orion Islands vs. Nephara
Nephara vs. Ethane @ Farham Arena (Sabrefell)
[Bye]
No vs. Nephara
Nephara vs. Geisenfried @ The Gauntlet (Treason)
Kandonica vs. Nephara
Nephara vs. Geektopia @ Eagle's Club (Brinemouth)
by Polkopia » Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:16 am
Chapter 1 • Chapter 2 • Chapter 3 • Chapter 4 (Part 1) • Chapter 4 (Part 2) • Chapter 5 (Part 1) • Chapter 5 (Part 2) • Chapter 6 • Chapter 7
by Apox » Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:20 am
Apox 3-0 Juvencus Quintero 17', 80', Fox 35'
APX: Spitfire -- Fox, Scott, Gandhi, du Plessis -- Drawbridge -- Townsend (Demetrius 72'), Palmisano (Blinkman 67') -- Ephraim-Garza (Oakstone-Sandoval 37'), Blake-Tatum, Quintero
JVC: Bulgari -- Madeiros, Bassi, Ibarra -- Russo, Bret -- Zuñiga, Christian (Santini 63') -- Etxeberria (Laterza 59'), Silvestri, Martell
Apox return to actual qualifying for the World Cup for the first time in four years, and it is imperative they do well in this match against the second seeds in the group Juvencus. In this return to shorter qualifying group formats, any dropped points can have devastating effects on the chances of qualifying. Juvencus, a team the Apoxians have struggled against in the past, luckily weren't too difficult to overcome this time around, with Cassiopeia Quintero proving to be the key player on the day, proving incredibly difficult for the Juvencus defense to deal with and scoring twice, once straight from a free-kick and the second after being fed an excellent cross field through ball by Ayrton Fox, the other Apoxian scorer. There was a blow in the first half with Clarissa Ephraim-Garza having to come off with an ankle problem, being replaced by Miriam Oakstone-Sandoval, and likely being unable to play for the next match or two. This was a good start, and the team must hope that they are able to use this momentum to get into a good early position in the group.
by South Covello » Sun Aug 04, 2019 8:04 am
by Joshenia » Sun Aug 04, 2019 8:22 am
by Alasdair I Frosticus » Sun Aug 04, 2019 12:06 pm
To: World Cup Committee President Princess Mi Amore Cadenza
From: The Holy Empire Football Association
RE: World Cup 83 hosts
Your Royal Highness,
Thank you for taking the time to reply personally to our recent query regarding WC83 hosting. His Imperial Majesty the Basileus of the Holy Empire greatly appreciates such courtesies on the part of mundies, and has asked us to convey his personal gratitude for your time and trouble.
If we read your missive correctly, you recommend that we continue to field a beach soccer team in the version of World Cup 83 hosted by Equestria and Banija, in order to minimise the type of misunderstanding caused by the New North Carolinian team's pitch expectations. Clearly they were expecting a sandier surface, and we shall take this into consideration when we next host a match.
Meanwhile, we shall continue to send our fourth-ranked normal XI to the 'evil' tournament hosted by Drawkland; though why Saltstead currently seem uninvolved with the latter escapes us.
Anyway, we're sure that this is what you were trying to tell us, that we can't possibly have understood your letter in any way, shape, or form; because we know you were actually talking in 'opposite language', whereby what you seem to be saying (or, in this case, writing) is the precise opposite of the message you were trying to convey.
I bet you knew that we'd realise you'd be writing to us in 'opposite language', because fortunately you left plenty of clues. We grant that they might have escaped the attention of mere mundies, but we entirely appreciate that you are a more elevated being as a result of your royal status, and that you have long since cast aside ordinary concerns of clear and unambiguous communication.
I believe that this is the point where mundies engaged in electronic communication leave one of these in order to show that they grasp your hidden meaning:
In any case, may we be so bold as to suggest that you have perhaps been slightly too subtle with your use of opposite language? When we turned up in Anollasia last night, the opposing team was fully clothed, and they insisted that we should play the match on grass - despite your intentions to the contrary. We won by a thumping great big margin regardless, of course, but the turn of events was the cause of some disappointment on our part.
You have also been kind enough to pass on the complaint from New North Carolina regarding the surface in the opening match. Clearly this is nothing more than a misunderstanding, and if you were to simply grant an interview to the appropriate media clarifying that you have been hitherto communicating in opposite language, and that it is your actual intent to have World Cup 83 take place as a beach soccer tournament (and might we add a personal 'bravo' for the originality of this format), while normal squads travel to Drawkland, I'm sure this can all be cleared up in an Ordinary Reality jiffy.
If there's anything we can do to help - perhaps by helping you to spread the message - please do not hesitate to let us know.
We remain, as ever, your most humble and obedient servants,
The Holy Empire Football Association
PS: Highest-scoring result in Holy Empire history in the Drawkland WC 83 tournament last night. The Holy Empire 10–6 Xanneria! When can we expect to start seeing some scores like that in your tournament?
by Dreamplanet » Sun Aug 04, 2019 12:28 pm
by Kelssek » Sun Aug 04, 2019 12:48 pm
by Chromatika » Sun Aug 04, 2019 1:37 pm
Recap of Matchday 1: Port Ember 3 - 3 Chromatika @ Waterstad International Stadium, Waterstad Borough, Port Ember Megalopolis, Republic of Port Ember (Cap. 94,736)
Goals: Andisori, B. '18, Montague '38, Thorben '53
Starting XI: Ria; Ruth - de Aea - Ibex - Ilya; Kelly - Armageddon - Montague - Dragana; Andisori, K. (C) - Andisori, B.
Substitutes: An -> Ruth ('48), Thorben -> Kelly ('61), Victoriane -> Andisori, K. ('82)
Recap: A strong start by the younger Andisori and the veteran Montague were upset by a trio of goals from Danny Nicovic as Port Ember held Chromatika to a 3-3 draw at the very first game of the Qualifying Cycle. Beuania Andisori opened the scoring in the eighteenth off of an excellent cross from Jazmin Dragana, and Alyss Montague scored an uncontested goal around the thirty-eighth. Though Molly Thorben was able to add to it, the team seemed deflated in the last twenty-five minutes.
Preview of Matchday 3: Chromatika vs. (69) Competitive Solitaire @ The Capitalizt Dome, Chromatik City, Chromatika (Cap. 144,000)
Starting XI: Nier; Ruth - de Aea - Ibex - Ilya; Thorben - Kuzami - Armageddon - Conrad; Andisori, K. (C) - Victoriane.
Preview: It is time for the return of football to The Capitalizt Dome. 144,000 people strong, all ready for Keira Andisori to score her hundredth goal, to see Jillian Nier again, to see Silian Parker pace the sidelines again. Keira Andisori will be doing everything possible to score her hundredth goal in front of the home crowd, while Xe's addition provides more speed to the starting XI, even if it removes Dragana, who had been the player of the match against Port Ember. With the Qualifying Cycle only being twelve games long, every point matters, even this early. Chromatika cannot afford many more points being left on the board.
by Krytenia » Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:27 pm
by Eraman » Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:57 pm
_____THE PEOPLE'S NEWS_____ERAMAN JOURNAL
FOREIGN DIGNITARIES TO BE IN ATTENDANCE
DAULAPURA, ERAMAN - The Minister of Foreign Affairs from Hundredstar is expected to be in attendance at the
Daulapura Stadium for the match against The Szcerkina Federacy.
Dr. Bernardo Postell will arrive in Eraman on Tuesday and will be greeted by the Admiral of Eraman, Laksamana
Selempeta Semarugah at the official residence of Eraman's Admiral, Istana Setia in Anara.
The Eraman's Admiral Office said the visit is to discuss on the formation of an interregional organization.
The Hundredstar Minister of Foreign Affairs will have a tight schedule on his two days visit.
The Eraman's Admiral Office stated that Dr Bernardo Postell will travel to Daulapura after the meeting at
Istana Setia for the 83rd World Cup Qualifying round between Eraman and The Szcerkina Federacy at Daulapura
Stadium where he is expected to meet the Bendahara (Prime Minister) of Eraman, Tun Sengalang Petara who is
also the President of Eraman Football Association.
The delegation from Hundredstar will include the Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs, Ms. Maria Royalpools
and Ministry of Foreign Affairs' Chief of Staff, Dr. Raymond Goldwedger.
by Saltstead » Sun Aug 04, 2019 3:06 pm
TLA: SAL(T)
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Demonym: Saltsteader
Adjectival: SaltsteadishThis nation does not necessarily reflect my actual political views
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Nothing more, nothing less
by Schiavonia » Sun Aug 04, 2019 3:09 pm
by Darmen » Sun Aug 04, 2019 3:30 pm
Darmeni-White 7,196,983 83.94%
Darmeni-Arab 299,407 3.49%
Darmeni-Valladar 282,285 3.29%
Valladar 214,710 2.50%
Darmeni-Black 202,888 2.37%
Darmeni-Asian 107,875 1.26%
Cotdelapomais 82,863 0.97%
Acquan 62,022 0.72%
Tamarindian 51,681 0.60%
Banijan 36,916 0.43%
Darmeni-Aboriginal 36,031 0.42%
Municipality Population White Dar-Val Valladar Other
Chavarría 45,128 7.21% 45.00% 43.00% 4.79%
Kalenda 42,789 36.95% 30.00% 25.00% 8.05%
Rogerton 381,178 23.93% 35.00% 33.00% 8.07%
by Timuria » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:12 pm
by Tinhampton » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:16 pm
by Mercedini » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:25 pm
FINAL SCOREWCQ | MD1MERCEDINI 2
HUELAVIA 4Zoloroni, Mercedini
Attendance - 74,284
by Eura » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:27 pm
by Kita-Hinode » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:52 pm
by Damukuni » Sun Aug 04, 2019 6:11 pm
DKI 3-0 BLG
D: W. Tracey 29', J. Leeds 34', Auni O. 74'
B: (none)
This Campaign
4th, Group N (3 pts., +3): BLG H (1/1 total), (1.000).
by Euran Oceania Territories » Sun Aug 04, 2019 6:46 pm
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