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by The Sarian » Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:54 pm
by Saint Emelie » Sun Aug 11, 2019 2:15 pm
The Debut: Saint Émelie 4-3 Vilita and Turori
The first match ever played by the national team produced the first, and arguably greatest, shock result by a Saint Émelie team and was possibly the most unexpected in AOCAF history.
Amélie Martín's side went toe to toe with many of the players that now make up the top two teams in the world and the overwhelming pre-tournament favourites. Les Insulaires' long-balls and counter-attacking play seemed to catch their more experienced opponents by surprise as they crept into a 3-2 lead.
Sustained pressure from the favourites led to a late equaliser, but there was incredibly still time for some Saint Émelie heroics as captain Florian Bastereud powered home Simon Pelletier's cross with just seconds left on the clock, sparking wild celebrations.
Vilita and Turori went on to win the tournament despite the fallout to the defeat, whilst a 2-0 defeat in the subsequent match against Mriin consigned Saint Émelie to an agonising group stage exit. Still, the result showed the squad and its fans just what was possible for them.
The Thrashing: Saint Émelie 4-1 Farfadillis
Following a debut world cup qualifying campaign in which Les Insulaires looked competitive, but failed to punch above their relatively light weight, Amélie Martín and a squad very similar to their debut one returned to regional football. Their first match was a low-key 1-0 loss to Tropicorp, but they kept themselves in with a glimmer of a hope of qualification with a 4-2 win against pot 4 Geisenfried.
To do so however, they would have to better the result of Tropicorp, who would be playing whipping-boys Geisenfried whilst Saint Émelie took on 3rd-seeds Farfadillis.
Things looked even bleaker when Holsteiner gave the Farves the lead after just 8 minutes, but Saint Émelie rallied and dominated the rest of the match. A brace from top-scorer Sara Katjanovic as well as goals from Simon Pelletier and Florence Caseille earned them a 4-1 win in a performance that Amélie Martín described as her side's best ever.
There was more to come from Saint Émelie in the tournament whilst Farfadillis went on to beat Saint Émelie in the teams' quarter-final rematch. In fact the number 3 seeds continued Les Insulaires' trend of beating the eventual winner as they beat Cosumar in a gripping penalty shootout in the final.
The Nervy Knockout: Saint Émelie 0-0 Eshan (4-2 on penalties)
If Saint Émelie's first unexpected triumphs came in free-scoring thrillers, their third was as far from the status quo as possible.
Les Insulaires' round of 16 match as AOCAF 57 was an utterly dour affair, with barely any chances thanks to an impressively stout defensive performance, but a toothless attacking one. Inevitably, the game finished goalless after 120 minutes and went to penalties, where Katjanovic, Bastereud, Pelletier and Marine Fouche all scored before Hubert Joubert made the winning save to earn the side a 4-2 shootout win.
P W D L GF GA GD
11 6 0 5 16 12 +4
P W D L GF GA GD
5 3 0 2 10 8 +2
by Dreamplanet » Sun Aug 11, 2019 2:55 pm
Dreamplanet 4 - 2 Freeport
(Luis Silva 41', 81', Aaron Hungar 21', 65' - 9' (pen.), 18' Torvald Royle)
Libon, Dreamplanet
Fixtures:
August 1st - MD1: Western Bjornaic 2-6 Dreamplanet
August 2nd - MD2: Dreamplanet 3-4 Eura
August 4th - MD3: Ko-oren 3-2 Dreamplanet
August 5th - MD4: Dreamplanet 1-1 Flavovespia
August 6th - MD5: Torisakia 1-1 Dreamplanet
August 9th - MD6: Bye
August 10th - MD7: Dreamplanet 4-2 Freeport
August 12th - MD8: Dreamplanet vs Western Bjornaic
August 13th - MD9: Eura vs Dreamplanet
August 14th - MD10: Dreamplanet vs Ko-oren
August 16th - MD11: Flavovespia vs Dreamplanet
August 17th - MD12: Torisakia vs Dreamplanet
August 19th - MD13: Bye
August 21st - MD14: Freeport vs DreamplanetGroup M Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Ko-oren 6 4 2 0 12 5 +7 14
2 Eura 6 3 3 0 15 9 +6 12
3 Dreamplanet 6 2 2 2 17 13 +4 8
4 Freeport 6 2 2 2 13 11 +2 8
5 Torisakia 6 2 2 2 11 14 −3 8
6 Flavovespia 6 1 3 2 11 13 −2 6
7 Western Bjornaic 6 0 0 6 5 19 −14 0
Qualified for World Cup
Qualified for Playoffs
Eliminated
by Krytenia » Sun Aug 11, 2019 3:29 pm
by HUElavia » Sun Aug 11, 2019 4:26 pm
by Darmen » Sun Aug 11, 2019 6:25 pm
From the Office of the President of the Republic
A Request for Reconsideration and Clarification
With regards to recent statements made by the Government of Qusmo on the issue of Immigration
Drolx-Dalox Aka
Qusmi Bez of the State of Qusmo
Dear Drolx-Dalox Aka,
I have taken note of your Government’s most recent statement with regards to immigration into Qusmo and am greatly alarmed by it. While I share your and so many other's concerns about the situation in South Covello and other locations throughout the multiverse, I can not bring myself to believe that the imposition of immigration restrictions is in anyway a solution. In fact, it is my firm belief that such restrictions will only further inflame the hatred that seems to be spreading ever faster and further through the multiverse.
I strongly implore you to reconsider your decision.
If you choose to maintain your Government’s current course with regards to immigration, I would like, on behalf of my own Government, to ask for clarification on two matters.
Firstly, what is your Government’s position on the international flights between Scott City International Airport and the Polan and Qanz International Airports? Will such flights be permitted to continue? Will the Government of Qusmo commit itself to ensure the safety of Darmeni and non-Qusmi’y travelers traveling on such flights if they are to continue?
Since their introduction, the flights connecting Darmen and Qusmo have been a significant benefit to both nations, and it is the Darmeni Government’s desire that both nations should continue to enjoy such benefits. If however the Qusma Government halts the flights between Darmen and Qusmo, Darmen will be forced to look for alternative means to provide our citizens with international travel options and we can not guarantee that Darmen will allow flights to resume should the Qusma Government decide to reverse its decision.
Secondly, what is your Government’s position on Darmenis currently residing in or visiting Qusmo? How will your Government’s decision to end all further immigration apply to them? Will the Government of Qusmo commit itself to ensuring their safety?
As a personal request, I would like to know how the Qusma Government’s most recently issued immigration policy will affect the status of Myrddin Falkenrath, a Darmeni national who is currently goalkeeper with KF Trew? Will the Government of Qusmo commit itself to ensuring their safety?
I look forward to receiving your Government’s responses to my questions and would once again like to reiterate my strong desire for you to reconsider your Government’s decision.
Sincerely,
Tor Tong Lee
President of the Republic
by Polkopia » Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:26 pm
Chapter 1 • Chapter 2 • Chapter 3 • Chapter 4 (Part 1) • Chapter 4 (Part 2) • Chapter 5 (Part 1) • Chapter 5 (Part 2) • Chapter 6 • Chapter 7 • Chapter 8 • Chapter 9 (1) (2) (3)
by The Sarian » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:28 am
Lineup vs Kelssek (4-5-1 DM): O. Bernstein; B. Saxon-White, P. Fitzsimons, A. Grieg, K. Sinclair; E. Pointing; F. Hawking, F. Da Souza, I. Stanway, M. Jones; L. Pieterson
by Sajnur » Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:50 am
by Tamgu » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:04 am
by Abanhfleft » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:49 am
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by Taeshan » Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:25 am
by Timuria » Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:29 am
by The Macabees » Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:18 am
by Port Ember » Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:42 am
Goalkeeper (GK)(#1): Peter Smith.
Center Back (CB)(#2): Josh Richards.
Center Back (CB)(#3): Jason Lee.
Full Back (LB)(#4): Alex Kuhn.
Full Back (RB)(#5): Russel Pierce.
Attacking Midfield (AM)(#18): Ray Reddington.
Defensive Midfield (DM)(#6): Steven Packard.
Wide Midfield (LM)(#8): Jason Chamberlain
Wide Midfield (RM)(#11): Steve Rogers.
Central Forward (CF)(#7): Leon Moult.
Central Forward (CF)(#22): Danny Nicovic.
by Timuria » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:15 pm
by Alasdair I Frosticus » Mon Aug 12, 2019 12:26 pm
To: SCFA President Ailen Koirala
From: The Holy Empire Football Association
RE: The Holy Empire World Cup 83 Beach Hunk Calendar
Dear Ms Koirala,
Please find enclosed your personal copy of the Holy Empire World Cup 83 Beach Hunk Calendar.
We understand. Sometimes a woman - particularly a strong, powerful, successful, in control woman of today - needs something frivolous and sexy for herself; something to distract her, to soothe her, to help her relax during a stressful World Cup qualification campaign.
Now, we concede that it might seem just a little creepy and stalkerish that we know your innermost thoughts from directly before your team's home match against the Holy Empire, but we set the Imperial Panopticon to scan the multiverse for any mundies thinking about the the Holy Empire World Cup 83 Beach Hunk Calendar, just so we could service your needs.
Our apologies. We've just realised that the previous sentence ends with an unintentional double entendre. Not for a second did we mean to suggest that we we looking to service you sexually; only that we were actively seeking to supply you with the Holy Empire World Cup 83 Beach Hunk Calendar.
That said, do please let us know if you would like to meet any members of the squad during the return leg, whether you would like some private time alone with them, and whether you would like to explore being taken to a new plateau of ultimate pleasure during your visit to the Holy Empire. Perhaps this might come as some small compensation - and consolation - for your inevitable second-place finish behind the Holy Empire at the end of qualification.
We live to serve.
Sincerely Yours,
The Holy Empire Football Association
To: Chloe Marcina, Lenghad, Nalchoy District, Zwangzug
From: The Holy Empire Football Association
RE: The Holy Empire World Cup 83 Beach Hunk Calendar
Dear Ms Marcina,
Good news!
Despite the reluctance of Zwangzug authorities to engage with interdimensional mailing services following what I believe you refer to as the incident with the 'hush-up and the wink-wink', please find enclosed your personal copy of the Holy Empire World Cup 83 Beach Hunk Calendar.
Now, let's not worry too much about the technicalities of how we managed to get this to you. Just enjoy the calendar and the additional small pamphlet we've included offering a post-modern deconstruction of our incisive commentary on the ennui fans researching far-flung opponents can occasionally face.
One minor detail: we will need you to complete the 568 separate attached forms (each in triplicate) in order to address some minor legal technicalities involving sending interdimensional mail through an unofficial portal without the consent of the relevant local authorities, but we assume you that these will cause you no more than a passing inconvenience.
And when you've filled in all the forms,
And been passed clear of all disease,
Debriefed, debugged, dedrugged, disarmed,
And disinfected please
Don't forget the guys
Who sent you your Holy Empire World Cup 83 Beach Hunk Calendar
Sincerely Yours,
The Holy Empire Football Association
To: Caitlyn Mayer, Cassadaigua National Football Team
From: The Holy Empire Football Association
RE: The Holy Empire World Cup 83 Beach Hunk Calendar
Dear Ms Meyer,
We were delighted to learn of your interest in the official Holy Empire World Cup 83 Beach Hunk Calendar, as outlined at the beginning of your recent letter to Fillies fans (thank God you actually put that in print, and we don't have to explain why we're sending you a copy or two).
Though you have caused great pain, anguish, and and suffering to Mr Camatero by stating in public to thousands of your devoted followers that you believe Mr Tzykandeles to be 'more of a hunk' than Mr Camatero, we appreciate that there was no malice on your part. You were merely expressing a light-hearted informal opinion. We believe that Mr Camatero will recover; in time; with therapy; and love and support.
As a thank-you for your appreciation of our beach hunks (even if that appreciation is perhaps not entirely even-handed), we are sending you 2,235,001 copies of the Holy Empire World Cup 83 Beach Hunk Calendar for distribution to loyal Fillies fans across the multiverse. We know that there's nothing a Dagan woman likes better than to objectify some fine hunks of prime manly beefcake, and we're very happy to be able to oblige, without in any way simultaneously attempting to passive aggressively make you feel guilty for the terrible long-term psychological harm you've caused to our star right winger.
Please feel free to distribute and use these calendars as you see fit.
Please note that they are made from a flavoured edible starch, so if you have any spares they can - at a pinch - be used as emergency humanitarian relief supplies.
Sincerely Yours,
The Holy Empire Football Association
To: Brendan Geraghty, Intern, Newmanistan Rocket Report
From: The Holy Empire Football Association
RE: The Holy Empire World Cup 83 Beach Hunk Calendar
Dear Mr Geraghty,
You're absolutely right.
The only World Cup 83 worth following is the evil World Cup in Drawkland. Though it's proven to be slightly difficult to find out information about what's possibly the greatest World Cup qualification campaign in history since matchday 2, we assure you that this is a splendid tournament - as highlighted by the excellent beach soccer taking place in Group 6.
We enclose a copy of the Holy Empire World Cup 83 Beach Hunk Calendar as a token of our esteem.
Sincerely Yours,
The Holy Empire Football Association
PS: Do please feel free to ignore the other tournament hosted by Equestria and Banija; not quite sure what's happening there, but it's not nearly as beach-oriented as the Drawkland group 6 qualifiers.
by New Lusitania and the Algarves » Mon Aug 12, 2019 2:17 pm
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by Starblaydia » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:40 pm
Halfway standings, World Cup 83 Qualifying
Group T Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Starblaydia 6 5 1 0 24 11 +13 16
2 Devonta 6 3 2 1 13 8 +5 11
3 Saciu 6 2 2 2 15 17 −2 8
4 Axuva 6 2 1 3 10 13 −3 7
5 Ancherion 6 1 3 2 11 13 −2 6
6 Abanhfleft 6 1 2 3 12 17 −5 5
7 Tamgu 6 1 1 4 9 15 −6 4
by Eura » Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:43 pm
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by 95X » Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:18 pm
Nation not my RL views, etc.
Poe's Law. Nonpartisan.
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