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Cassadaigua
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Postby Cassadaigua » Sat Aug 10, 2019 5:09 pm

So far, so good, so calm,
by Chelsea Dufresne, Concord Heights Times


Through five games, the Fillies are leading the group with a record of 4-1-0. The only blip on the record thus far was a 4-4 draw at Dagan Airways Stadium against the second best team in the group, rank-wise, New Lusitania. We know that up to this point, coverage from the Concord Heights Times concerning World Cup qualifying has not been that frequent, but that should be about to change. Expect to see much better media coverage of the event from our end now, which is probably good news to anyone outside of New Lusitania. Not that they won’t appreciate seeing and reading what we have to say, but if you know the World Cup and how it works, you know what I mean!

So let’s begin rehashing this spectacle! First, as we had mentioned in the preview, the biggest question was going to be how the attack fared with young Rachel Schanke now joining Hannah Ranucci as a starter. This was a question not because of Schanke, but because of how Caitlyn Mayer might handle being downgraded to a substitute. Form-wise, Mayer did absolutely nothing wrong to warrant the demotion, Schanke was simply that well hyped and liked, that it had to be her time. Perhaps, manager Stephanie Sweeney would implement a 4-3-3 attack to get Mayer starts as well, and the manager did promise that Mayer would get steady playing time throughout qualifying as long as she was happy. Caitlyn said all the right things when interviewed about it, but we all know that could change once things began. The other question mark was not a big one, but worth a mention since goalkeeper Kelsey Morgan would be a starter right from the beginning for the first time. That was not expected to be a big deal at all since Morgan did start towards the end of World Cup 82 qualifying, and that continued into the World Cup itself.

Play began for Cassadaigua away at New Karelograd, and right away we saw the 4-3-3, and not the 4-4-2. Mayer was in the starting lineup, starting on the left side of the attack with Ranucci in the middle, and Rachel Schanke along the right side. Rachel Brenner was the midfielder that did not start with the formation change. It is expected that the 32-year old Brenner will often be the odd one out when the Fillies do elect to play the 4-3-3. New Karelograd was in tough from the start, but hoping to put on a show for their fans. Unfortunately for them, their debut saw a Cassadaigua team hungry to get off to a positive start, and there was no feeling out process in this one. Cassadaigua went for it, and eight minutes into the game, Rachel Schanke picked up the first goal of qualifying for the team. Fitting, and something we hope to see a lot more of. Six minutes later, it was two-nil, thanks to Ranucci setting up Caitlyn Mayer for a goal, much like we have seen before. Don’t worry about Hannah, though, she picked up the next two goals, in the 28th and 39th, to give Cassadaigua a 4-0 lead. The second half was more of the same, and Sierra Mattison scored in the 59th, then Schanke in the 70th, to make it 6-0. In the 78th, on just their second shot on target, New Karelograd got one by Morgan, to avoid the clean sheet. Caitlyn Mayer said after the game that she was just happy to produce, “We can be deadly with all three of us in the starting lineup. It will tactical when coach looks to utilize it, but I really do enjoy it. I am here to score goals and do everything else that I need for this team to win.”

Cassadaigua had a bye in matchday two, and returned home to play unranked Bengaliana in the home opener, and the team may have been a little over confident, especially after scoring the just the fourth minute of the game, on the second of qualifying by Schanke. Sweeney went to the 4-4-2 for the match, so Mayer did not start, and Brenner would. After the goal, the Fillies tried to be too cute, and make fancy plays, and that led to a 23rd minute breakdown that saw the unranked underdog get a goal. They still didn’t get the message though, and another breakdown, this is in the 40th, led to visitors taking a 2-1 lead into the locker room. The home crowd was frustrated, but remained supportive, and the Fillies came out in the second half playing much more intelligent soccer. We also saw Mayer enter the game to begin the second half, replacing Brenner, and the team went to the 4-3-3 once again. It took a while, but in the 63rd minute, a beautiful set piece from Sierra Mattison to Zack Pierce led to the latter getting a goal. Mattison as such a key player last cycle, and is off to a good start here. With the momentum, Ranucci gave the team the go-ahead goal in the 71st, and Cassadaigua was off to a 2-0-0 start. Following the match, Mattison took some blame, “I think that, yes, I was a little guilty of taking them for granted, and bit us a little. We put the defenders in tough situations because of it. In the second half, we did not make that mistake.”

Game 3 took place in the nation of Abaja, facing a squad that was off to a 1-1-1 start, and preferring an offensive style of play. Due to that, Sweeney’s usage of the 4-4-2 instead of the 4-3-3 made more sense, and the team was a little more cautious to begin the match. The first twenty minutes or so of the match were evenly played, but as the minutes ticked away, you could see the field gradually and methodically tilt in favor of Cassadaigua, as the team’s skill began to be a little too much for the Black Stars. Thirty-seven minutes in, we had our first goal, on a forty yard strike by Shelby Martin that looked like it would go over the goal, but arced down just enough to sneak under the crossbar, giving Cassadaigua a 1-0 advantage. In the 51st, Hannah Ranucci scored her third, and the Fillies held on. The defense and goalkeeper Morgan were tested quite a bit in this game, and the clean sheet was well earned. Naturally, Morgan was pleased, “Their forwards got some chances, and they played hard. Our defense was up to the task, and I was able to see their shots very good with clear lanes in front of me. This allowed me to be in position when I needed to be. Our second goal sucked a lot of life out of their attack.”

Moving on, New Lusitania was next on the schedule, and this is the nation that figures to be our main challenger. They came into the match with a record of 2-1-0, and while anyone would say that they would settle for coming into our place and getting a draw, they certainly wanted more. There was a lot of speculation leading into the match as to whether or not Sweeney would use the 4-3-3 here, and that would not be answered until just before game time, when it would be the 4-4-2. Shelby Martin opened up the scoring for the Fillies, being in the right place in the right time after Rui Patríce made an alert save on Hannah Ranucci. However, the squad led by Victor Santa Cruz was not going to go away quietly at all, and a response by Bernardo Veiga to make us all level at one set the tone for this match. This was going to be a battle, a battle that Cassadaigua had not really had in qualifying yet. Yes, Bengaliana played them tough and led at one point, but that was due to the Dagans over confidence. Here, they were playing a much more formidable opponent, and one looking to not only show us, but to show the world that they can do more then play Water Polo well, and make the World Cup. Rachel Schanke picked up her third of qualifying in the 41st minute to give us the lead at the break, but that would be short lived once the second half began as captain Bruno Fernando delivered on a 50th minute equalizer. Ten minutes later, on a free kick, an impressively curved shot by Rúben Nevais gave Kelsey Morgan not a chance in the world, and the visitors were up 3-2. This led to Sweeney moving to the 4-3-3 by bringing in Caitlyn Mayer, and her fresh legs were used to the advantage, as she scored in the 68th to make it 3-3. However, seven minutes later the captain, Fernando, broke the deadlock to make it 4-3. With one captain hoping to be the hero for the match, it would be the other captain, Hannah Ranucci, delivering the final goal of the game, coming in the 87th and her fourth of qualifying, to be the fourth of the game, and tie the match at four. After the match, Ranucci told us, “This game was a lot of fun. Stressful, but fun, a lot of energy, a lot of passion, and good quality soccer on both sides. Each side deserved a point in the game, which for us, where we stand right now, is not a bad thing. They certainly showed us that they have plenty of fight in them, so the message was delivered to us that we can’t let up during this qualifying campaign, because they will be there every step of the way.”

The fifth game of qualifying saw us play in Crystalline Caverns, the third pot team of the group. Manager Sweeney used the 4-3-3 to start this match, and were hoping to jump on the opponents quickly. However, the play of Clovis Terrano in goal completely stymied our chances. In the first thirty minutes, the Fillies had seven shots on target, but no goals to show for it. Perhaps, they could have been better located, but that is a credit to Terrano and his defense. After going into halftime scoreless, and after all the great saves made by Terrano, it was what looked to be a harmless shot by Zack Pierce (his second), the found its way into the net in the 65th minute. The old saying that you can’t score if you don’t shoot was proven here, and that goal stood up as the only for the match. Morgan gets her second clean sheet. After the game, the team saw that Bengaliana, the unranked squad that we were overconfident against and escaped with a 3-2 win against, had drawn with New Lusitania. Perhaps they were just as guilty against them as we were.

The end result of all of this is a 4-1-0 record, and a four point lead over New Lusitania and Crystalline Caverns, who are tied for second.
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Postby Vilita » Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:59 pm

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Tropicorp Invite Fans throughout the Multiverse to Pit their Car


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Tropicorp Headquarters, Tropicoast, Tropicorp :: Tropicorp through its Tropicorp Racing Supply brand have announced that they are inviting fans from around the multiverse to participate in their Pit Crew Challenge event over the next few race weekends on the NSSCRA Circuit with participants posting the best times in the various stages of the pit crew challenge earning a grand prize invitation to serve on the pit crew for a real NSSCRA team during the Tropicorp 500 Race Weekend. During the big Tropicorp 500 weekend, Tropicorp Racing Supply will also host a Pit Crew Competition for select NSSCRA Teams to compete against each other during the Tropicorp 500 Race Weekend for the title of Best Pit Crew in the multiverse. One entry into the competition and that will be of Team Tropicorp's #42 Tropiorp Racing Supply Tires Dart using a pit crew composed entirely of fans who put in the best times at Tropicorp Pit Crew Challenge events leading up to the Tropicorp 500 race weekend.

While many of the entrants will most likely be locals from the Nation or Region which NSSCRA events are being held, Motorsport often attracts fans from throughout the multiverse and with the new Pit Crew Challenge competition, anyone has a chance to stand out from the crowd and make their mark with a fast time in the competition.




Individual Skill Stations:

Tire Changing Station :: The tire changing station consists of a full nose clip of an NSSCRA Stock Car and participants will start from the drivers side of the 'vehicle', run across to the right side and complete the removal and replacement of lug nuts. Then, they will have to return to the left side of the 'vehicle' and do the same for the other tire and finish their run by pushing the large button on the ground next to this tire. This station will be timed.

Fueling Station :: The fueling station will consist of the rear clip of an NSSCRA Stock Car and participants will be responsible for transferring a full load of fuel using two pre-loaded cans. Participants will start with one fuel can in hand and will be timed through setting the second can down. If the fuel cans are not empty the competitor will receive a time penalty adjusted for the percentage of 'fuel' delivered.

Jacking Station :: The Jacking station consists of a full size Team Tropicorp NSSCRA Stock Car Replica. Participants must jack each side of the car high enough to lift both tires off the ground. Pressure plates below each tire will have an indicator to determine when the Tires are fully off the ground. At that point the Participant would go to the other side and Jack once more. Once the Tires are lifted, the Jack is released and the pressure plates will sense the car stopping the clock.

Repairs & Adjusment Kiosk :: At the Repairs and Adjustment Kiosk, fans will learn how to make Adjustments on the fly including adding or removing tape from the nose of a car, removing windshield tear offs, adding spring rubbers and ensuring that none of the vehicle bodywork is rubbing onto a tire.

Inspection Kiosk :: At the inspection Kiosk, fans will be given the chance to review up to 10 Pitstops and identify any infractions or errors including Loose Lugnuts, pitting outside the box, crew members entering the box too soon, a summary of repairs or adjustments and number of crew members over the wall. Participants can receive a score based on the number of correct assessments.




Fans from throughout the multiverse are invited to enter the Tropicorp Pit Crew Challenge at NSSCRA events in the following regions:

Atlantian Oceania: Toys '4' All 500 at Lonngeylin Ring, Lonngeylin, Vilita
Esportiva: Mercentile Markets Grand Prix at Road Marrieta Raceway, Xanneria
Esportiva: Golden Bear 400 at Stafford City Speedway, Hampton Island
Atlantian Oceania: Tropicorp 500 at Tropicoast Beach Course, Tropicoast, Tropicorp

The participants with the top times at each Pit Crew station during the Vilitan, Xannerian and Hampton Island events will receive all expenses paid transportation and lodging to Tropicoast for the Tropicorp 500. The participants with the fastest overall times at each station including those completing the Tropicorp Pit Crew Challenge in Tropicoast will comprise the pit crew for the #42 Tropicorp Racing Supply entry into the NSSCRA Tropicorp Pit Crew Competition to be held prior to the Tropicorp 500. Additional participants who are not the fastest overall in their discipline may be selected for secondary responsibilities on the #42 Pit Stop team such as that of the Tire Carrier. The fan with the highest scores at the Inspection Kiosk may be chosen as honorary Crew Chief.

As pit road itself will be busy with race action, the NSSCRA Tropicorp Pit Crew Competition will take place in front of the old Tropicorp Headquarters building where a special one-stall pit lane will be set up just for the competition. Times will be counted when the vehicle breaks the plane of the pit box and time will stop when the car completely exits the pit box. Penalties will be assessed for Improperly Tightened Lugnuts, Insufficient Fueling and other infractions which will translate to an increase in the time assessed. The team fastest overall time after assessments will be declared the winner of the competition.

All fans wishing to participate in the Tropicorp Pit Crew Challenge and have their time considered for the Grand Prize will have to fill out a small form indemnifying Tropicorp from any harm that may come to the participant in the Challenge as well as providing the following information for contest purposes:
- Name
- Age
- Home Nation
- Occupation
- NSSCRA Event Attending (Vilita, Xanneria, Hampton Island or Tropicorp)
- Discipline Station (Tire Changing, Fueling, Jacking, Repairs and/or Inspection)

All forms should be submitted to Tropicorp
prior to competing in the Tropicorp Pit Crew Challenge. Participants are encouraged to attempt multiple disciplines if they desire throughout any given event weekend.



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Postby Omerica » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:31 pm

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Statement by Secretary for Foreign Affairs and International Development Mr John Marcellus Mathieu on the security situation in South Covello
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HIS EXCELLENCY the Secretary: Bienvenue et bonsoir, mesdames et messieurs. De la part du Conseil fédéral des Républiques unies d’Omérique, j’adresse mon salut. Good evening and welcome, ladies and gentlemen. On behalf of the Federal Council of the United Republics of Omerica, I send greetings.

Merci beaucoup. Thank you very much for your patience and your presence here today. The Foreign Secretariat has been closely monitoring the political and security situation in the Republic of South Covello over the course of the recent presidential campaign. The incitements of the victorious presidential candidate Carter Redwin, most especially those of bigoted nature, have been of grave concern to Omericans in light of the upcoming World Cup qualification match between the South Covellan and Omerican national football teams in Riverview.

It is the steadfast view of Omericans that the rights of humanity are universal and that all people have the right to live in freedom from fear. The rhetoric of Mr Redwin ran directly counter to this right, evoking fear in vulnerable South Covellan communities and a worry that the liberated nation could relapse into the authoritarianism that so many South Covellans bravely shed their blood to overthrow. Numerous terrorist incidents incited by Mr Redwin’s rhetoric did not serve to alleviate any of these apprehensions, but rather only serving to spill the blood of hundreds of innocent souls.

The killing of Mr Redwin is a cause for immense concern in the estimation of Omericans. The Secretariat fears a grave deterioration of the security situation that may be caused by this political vacuum and the prospect of violent reprisals for this act. We urge calm and peace in this difficult moment and advise all parties to exercise caution and restraint. No further blood ought to be shed.

The Secretariat has earlier today issued an updated travel warning for South Covello, advising Omerican citizens to avoid any non-essential travel to the country until further notice, and have noted a heightened threat of terrorism and increasing potential for civil unrest as reasons for this update. All Omerican citizens currently present in South Covello should consider departing as soon as it is safe to do so and any Omerican citizens planning to travel to South Covello should reconsider.

We continue to advise Omerican citizens in South Covello to avoid partaking in political activities and to avoid demonstrations and other large gatherings. Omerican citizens should monitor local media for information on ongoing and upcoming demonstrations and follow the instructions of local authorities. Omerican citizens should also exercise increased precaution in government buildings, places of worship, transport hubs and public areas frequented by foreign visitors due to the heightened terrorism threat.

The Secretariat understands that the South Covellan Soccer Federation, the World Cup Committee and Omerican football supporters may have concerns about this warning and the possible implications for the qualification match due to be contested by South Covello and Omerica in Riverview. We have already communicated this warning to the United Republican Soccer Federation and understand that they are working to ensure the fixture can be honoured while ensuring the safety of Omerican supporters. The Secretariat will continue to monitor the situation in South Covello and will update the URSF and the public if there are any notable changes to the state of affairs.

The people of South Covello are in the thoughts and prayers of Omericans. We hope and pray that the security situation in South Covello improves and that this does not come at the expense of the fundamental civil rights that all people ought to enjoy.

Unfortunately, due to scheduling considerations, I will not be accepting questions at this time. Thank you for your cooperation and God bless.
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Postby Saltstead » Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:48 pm

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OUR OPINION: At the rate things are going, Tlanx-Nulzk honestly should have stayed at Qastyr
The revolution the Qusma coach was supposed to oversee has completely failed to materialise, leaving Saltstead’s campaign dancing madly on the lip of a volcano

Ashwell — Poaching coaches from Qusmo has been a hot new trend recently and it’s not hard to see why. As soon as they débuted on the international scene, the proudly quirky nation was producing some great football, with the red-and-gold-clad team quickly rising up the ranks of both the World Cup and UICA rankings.

But it was surprisingly Saltstead that plucked the best of the bunch. A coach who had led Qastyr to reach far above and beyond what even the most optimistic observers expected, reaching two Champions’ Cup quarterfinals in a row and winning the praise of Galacticos. They’d made their name by coaxing out the best attacking and midfield talent they had at their disposal and leading offence-oriented teams to glory. In every way, Tlanx-Nulzk Hal was the opposite of everything Saltstead was: a dour, defence-oriented side that consistently knew how best to disappoint. But coming off the humiliation the Stallions suffered under the reign of the now-discredited Gay Ware, the Royal Saltsteadish Football Association decided that Saltstead’s identity as one of the bulwarks of Karelan football was unsustainable and saw Tlanx-Nulzk as the visionary who would forge Saltstead’s new path forward.

They were dead wrong.

No longer one-trick ponies (pun absolutely intended), the Stallions have a new tactical identity, but their identity as a team which habitually disappoints and underperforms has stuck to them like the world’s stickiest glue. AOCAF was nothing to write home about, where Saltstead were barely able to escape the group before being eliminated by Baker Park in a round of 16 match whose scoreline honestly flattered the Stallions. And in the qualifiers, despite being able to take a point off Baker Park on enemy turf and to despatch Eastfield Lodge, the Stallions have somehow managed to avoid winning against Tulize, Benjamin Mark or San Félix. While nominally undefeated, those three draws may as well have been losses for all the good they do the Stallions, who will almost certainly be spending the second half of the qualifying campaign in a desperate bid to cling to second.

From the results on the pitch, it’s almost as if Ware never left. Cobbling together a ragtag group of old-guard veterans who’ve been conditioned to play stubborn Karelan football and newbs who’ve been thrown straight into the fire has proven no better than the old status quo the RSFA were trying so desperately to change. We are not placing the blame on Tlanx-Nulzk’s shoulders—they proved themself a great head coach in Qusmo and have displayed an incredible sense of humour which has won some adoration among Saltsteaders—but rather on the shoulders of the RSFA, who have tried to change too much, too quickly. Saltstead’s football DNA has always been defensive and the higher-ups have hamfistedly tried to force a radical shift with uninspiring results.

The campaign can still be clawed back, but whatever happens between Baker Park and Libonesia in their upcoming match will leave Saltstead hanging on by threads. Baker Park would catapult themselves into a probably unassailable lead with victory, while Libonesia would leapfrog Saltstead if they could manage an upset; even Benjamin Mark could theoretically be in second by the end of matchday seven with a large enough win. Saltstead have already expended all margin of error with six matches still left on the calendar and Tlanx-Nulzk will have to keep a haphazard team cohesive for long enough to secure the top two spot that this nation has been desperately waiting for.

Saltstead need to be damn-near perfect from here on out if we want to live the dream of seeing our second World Cup finals appearance next year. Tulize, Benjamin Mark, Libonesia, Eastfield Lodge and San Félix all need to be outright defeated for Saltstead to secure at least those dreaded playoffs; to have a hope or prayer at automatic qualification, Baker Park need to screw up massively. Tlanx-Nulzk can still lead this team to that promised land, but at the rate things are going, that is simply not going to happen.

Unfortunately—as great as Tlanx-Nulzk is and as great as Saltstead can be—Tlanx-Nulzk is oil, whereas Saltstead is water: the two simply do not mix. The experiment has been interesting, but for the good of both Tlanx-Nulzk and Saltstead, the two need to part ways. ❧
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Postby 95X » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:04 pm

In preparation to watch the match between 95X and Valanora, Sarah Foureleven picked up a play katana and made some rather skillful moves with it. But no one who knew her wanted to tell her how unlikely it is Laborious Hawk would ever answer any of her fan mail.
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Postby Joshenia » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:28 pm

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WILL BONGO JOHNSON FINALLY BE STOPPED AT SIR PLAKETT ARENA?
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Bongo Johnson has played 6 games and won all of them, this put them top of the table. Their performance in group F has amazed many multiverse citizens and scared the Joshenian Golden Eagles' fans. In match day 3 Joshenia was brutally destroyed at Poverty Park in Bongo Johnson. Many blamed the lose on the defence but the players blamed this on Bongo Johnson's poor water clogged pitch and the fact that they had not slept due to the supposedly five star hotel that had looked like a pigsty with bed bugs that kept the players awake at night. Excuses aside about Joshenia's reasons for losing, Joshenians all around the country agree that Bongo Johnson's performance has been perfect and they are on a high. It will take hard work, luck and perfection from the Golden Eagles to avoid another embarrassing defeat from Bongo Johnson. My opinion on the upcoming match? Well, Joshenia is a nation that has a long history. It has survived 3 world wars and various disasters that have befallen the world. Now realistically we should not expect match from the game but as Joshenians we should put up a fight against this team and not give them an easy win. Moreover a loss to Bongo Johnson puts our qualification dreams in danger, we need to fight with everything we have in the game to either get a draw or kill the giant everyone wants dead.

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Postby Eura » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:36 pm

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MISFIRES AND MISSED OPPORTUNITIES AS EURA HELD IN KEY GAME
Brandon frustrated in draw with Ko-oren
Report by our Euran international team correspondent Isabel Haynes from the Bastion Arena


EURA - 2
Townsend 30
Bond 78

KO-OREN - 2
Longchambon 25
Tsuchida 67

Brian Bond continued to make his case to become Eura's leading man for good with a clinical performance in this match, in a game where Eura were otherwise unable to convert their control into a win against their main rivals in the group to date.

This match was preceded by a lot of tension with Ko-oren holding top spot in the group having played a game more than Eura. The two sides have played often historically with Eura usually coming out on top barring one or two aberrations. Therefore there was a reasonable expectation that Eura, who have a strong record against the better teams in their qualifying groups and who needed the win, would be aggressive and look to win big. Ko-oren are well known for their defensive mindset and did not surprise anyone with their set up against Eura's pacey, possession based 4-5-1. Their back five sat deep and looked to break up attacks in the final third, a bold strategy as always against a team of the home side's quality. However the visitors are a lot more efficient with their own possession than they have been in the past, and have some quality in the midfield led by playmaker Maximilien Longchambon. This meant they were dangerous on the counter in the early stages and had the first real chance to score when a patient build up resulted in Mata Vaugrenard thundered a shot just wide of the left hand post. Eura's first chance came soon after, Oscar Coltrane forcing a strong save out of Larut Theshendan.

Eura's front man Dion Underwood is normally pretty close to the definition of reliable, the latest in a long line of long lasting and deadly Euran strikers including names such as Sharp, Needle, Oslograd, Ashtree and Campbell. Unfortunately he now has limitations that didn't seem to appear in the past. The Bastion forward is notoriously fast and a brilliant finisher but has been forced to adapt his game by the effects of age. The 32 year old struggled to cut through against Ko-oren, not getting his first shot until the 23rd minute which veered wide by some distance. From the subsequent goal kick came a move that would put Ko-oren ahead despite Eura having had the lions share of the ball and the chances so far. Theshendan went short and the visitors built up from the back until the sprightly Saushilu Janoreirinthen received the ball on the left, not far from Eura's penalty box. He motioned to cross diagonally into the box but this was a feint. Instead he flicked the ball past Scott Coles on the overlap for Vaugrenard to run onto. The striker mishit his cross which came back too far for Tsuki Tsuchida to convert, but Longchambon was there to direct the ball past Robert Griffin catching Harvey Blake and Charles Roberts flat footed. Griffin tore a strip off his defenders for the sluggish defending and rightly so.

A mighty response would be needed and Anthony Townsend would be the man to do it. His promising international career had stuttered in recent time due to some unlucky injuries. In this match he showed the promise that has earned him the coveted starting spot on the right wing previously dominated by Peter Morrison. Ma Alameome's star man got his chance just five minutes later, cutting inside past the glacial movement of Alan Brogley and putting his foot through the ball with his left foot. It was not "the ideal peg to hit it with" as he admitted after the game, yet the shot was true and powerful, and Theshendan was forced to watch as the ball ricocheted in off the bar from 20 yards. It was a rare moment of efficiency from Eura who would spend the rest of the first half dithering on the ball and failing to exploit gaps against a formidable but hardly invincible Ko-oren defence. The away side did not threaten again until early in the second half when Vaugrenard had another lively moment, heading over the bar after being put through on a run by Longchambon. Eura continued to hammer away at their opponent to no avail. Underwood put a fanciful effort borne of frustration straight into the hands of the keeper under pressure and Armstrong's 52nd minute effort tested no-one other than the steward who had to duck his wayward shot.

Michael Brandon made it clear when he took this managerial post that his biggest job would be to shift Eura's team mentality, following a string of strange exits from tournaments where Eura had played well until one or two bad performances ended their challenge. He clearly still has a fair amount of work to do. Numerous players heads went down when Ko-oren finally got another clear chance and managed to take it. Longchambon was involved again, heading down a ball forward for Tsuchida to clatter the ball in from short range in spite of protestations from Blake that the Tanques AOE midfielder had been in an offside position when the ball was played. Brandon was unhappy with the inadequacy of his team's response and made changes in tactics and personnel. Underwood was withdrawn, shaking his head as he went, with Dean Sharp coming in to try and break the deadlock. Joining him was Brian Bond, coming on for an anonymous Griffiths. Eura would play a higher line and now had a front two rather than a lone striker, with Coltrane being shifted out to the left side. The changes worked well in combination with a very firm talking to from the manager, backed up by Coles at the side of the pitch during a brief drinks stop during the substitutions. Talbot lathered a shot through a crowd of defenders forcing a last minute block from Lionel Dalton. The mood of the game had changed already.

In a moment of madness Ko-oren provided Eura with a golden opportunity to equalise. It was a rare mistake by centreback Dennis Lampshire who sent a dangerously under hit back pass the way of Theshendan. It was a hospital pass that forced the goalkeeper to accelerate off his line at the last possible moment, while Sharp sprinted on to the loose ball. Unfortunately, in a moment that was not uncommon in Sharp's mixed series of performances for Eura late in his career, the 1830 Cathair striker lifted the ball over the keeper and also over the bar. He held his head in his hands and went to the floor as the home crowd made their unhappiness clear. Ko-oren were getting close to holding on to a crucial win. It took Eura's most clinical striker by minutes per goal, their most vaunted talent, to make the breakthrough. Sharp was up front with possession again but with no clear option and wisely laid the ball off to Coltrane in the 78th minute. Coltrane looked for Sharp on an ill-advised one-two but instead found Bond who had cut across his strike partner to try and find space in the box. Not expecting to receive the ball, Bond initially almost tripped over it. Instead he regained his balance, shifted the ball onto his right foot and pushed past Lampshire. He was facing sideways parallel to the goal line and moving right at the edge of the box; the situation did not look dangerous for Ko-oren. Bond proved any assumptions about what was possible from this position wrong by curling a shot into the top right hand corner.

Bond's equaliser was exceptional and he nearly won the game minutes later, bringing down a Townsend cross on his chest at a wide angle and letting loose a fearsome shot towards the opposite corner. It was bad luck for him that the ball rattled the post and that the rebound was moving too fast for the nearby substitute Woakes to react and finish. Eura dominated the last phase of the game looking for a winner while Ko-oren pulled everyone back and played for the point, bringing off both strikers for a defender and a midfielder. The away side looked set to hold on when Woakes, brilliant since she had come on, put a ball into the box that left every Ko-oren defender hopeless against it. It should have been a moment that won Eura the game but to hers and her teammates immense disappointment, both Armstrong and Sharp got in each others way with a more or less open goal gaping in front of them. Neither could shape to head the ball and it went through to Bond at the post, who cut it back for Townsend, only for him to clear the bar by miles with his follow up effort. The final whistle blew to a mixed reaction from the crowd and players. Bond looked pleased with himself and the likes of Townsend were able to put a brave face on after strong performances. For the rest of the team there was only a feeling of wasted effort. Brandon accepted polite applause from the crowd. He knew that this result was far from ideal. The pressure will grow now for Eura to give Brian Bond the mantle of lead striker and put less responsibility on Underwood, and both centrebacks will be wary that their position in the starting lineup is under threat. Brandon will also consider whether its time for Monica Rowland to be drafted in for John Talbot at the heart of the midfield.
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Qusmo » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:11 pm

Very important disclaimer.

This RP is extremely racist. The beliefs contained herein should not OOCly be seen as in any way, or even partially, valid or correct. Again: saying “one South Covellan is racist, so all South Covellans - &, in fact, all foreigners - are inferior people” is not only extremely racist (& amazingly hypocritical), but patently false. This, of course, does not reflect my OOC views; I must repeat, in the strongest terms, nor should it reflect yours.

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Official government statement concerning the election & assassination of President-elect Cartin Redwin of South Covello & announcing the imposition of new immigration restrictions

Today, the government of the State of Qusmo & its people are united in shock with the citizens of South Covello over the events of the past twenty-four hours, which have seen Carter Redwin win that nation’s presidential election before being assassinated minutes later that evening.

Of course, President-elect Redwin was the democratically-elected leader of his country, & any deliberate killing, whether for political purposes or otherwise, must be condemned in the strongest terms. However, this government cannot stand by & pretend that President-elect Redwin was a noble figure or one who would have governed as a good president for his people. His vile screeds were often overtly racist, sexist, homophobic, Islamophobic, hateful, & bigoted, & he called upon his supporters to engage in violence against his political opponents of the kind that befell him on the night he won South Covello’s presidential election.

Moreover, President-elect Redwin stated in no uncertain terms during his victory speech, after being announced the winner of the election, that he would dissolve the Legislature of South Covello. In fact, President-elect Redwin announced that he would rule South Covello not as a democratically-elected president, serving for a single term until seeking a new mandate from his voters in the form of an election, but as a dictator, serving until he resigned or died, spurning the will of his own people.

President-elect Redwin’s imminent attempts at seizing total control of South Covello is deeply troubling to all in the international community, most especially given that South Covello emerged only a few years ago from the scourge of Gregism by holding its first democratic elections. It seems as though the spectres of Gregism & of autocracy yet haunt South Covello. Most troubling is that a new Gregist-style despot was not forced upon them; in fact, South Covellan voters elected him, with a majority of the votes cast.

Unfortunately, Pantsvoq kujz Narodiq Qusma views President-elect Redwin’s election victory & subsequent assassaination not as aberrations, but as frightening reminders of the harsh political realities governing much of the Multiverse. Given that South Covello elected a candidate whose candidacy was based almost solely upon hatred, bigotry, & oppression; given that South Covellan voters voluntarily chose to abandon their own democracy, which they had only newly won at such tremendous cost; & given that political divisions have grown so toxic in the country that a victorious political candidate could be assassinated while delivering his victory speech, our government has determined that South Covello may not be sufficiently prepared for political self-determination.

We view the example of South Covello as an especially stark example of a generally politically immature Multiverse. Countries across the Multiverse are now faced with the question of whether to allow migrants from South Covello & other nations into their own borders, as refugees or otherwise. Unfortunately, however their mode of entry or the circumstances surrounding their migration, migrants from any gender-based society are inherently inclined towards prejudice, violence, & oppression, of which South Covello is only one of many manifest modern examples, & we cannot allow Qusmo - the Multiverse’s final shining city upon a hill - to be sullied by those who are inseparably bound to frighteningly regressive & dangerous views of society.

These migrants’ circumstances may seem unfortunate, but this government will never allow Qusmo to be a country where despots, bigots, or murderers are allowed to run amok. It must now be clear to all Qusmi’y that this country may not take chances with those of inferior societies, cultures, or backgrounds; as such, Pantsvoq kujz Narodiq Qusma is officially announcing that, effective immediately, no further immigration into Qusmo shall be allowed, with the exception of Qusma citizens, indefinitely, until such time as Pantsvoq kujz Narodiq Qusma ascertains that non-Qusma immigration would no longer pose a national security threat. With this announcement, we are confident that all Qusmi’y may finally rest at ease, secure in the knowledge that their government shall never allow their country to be overrun by those which might have otherwise polluted it.
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Capitalist Paradise

Postby Banija » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:02 pm

We're going to do my last cutoff with a trip to the homeland... Expand your musical horizons!

Do yourselves and a favor and learn the dance. I guarantee you it'll make you popular at all your parties 8)
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Ex-Nation

Postby Nephara » Sun Aug 11, 2019 3:32 am

Geektopia 3 - 6 Nephara
(4-4-2) 12 - Mercator; 2 - Kielseng, 5 - Thorn, 6 - Steelhenge, 3 - Close; 13 - Saroszi, 4 - Shone, 21 - Moxham (8 - Klein 68'), 11 - Strongbow; 9 - Hawke (c, 14 - Tzorvas 84'), 10 - Metzger
Goals: Moxham 8', Metzger 14' 56', Hawke 49', Steelhenge 59', Strongbow 61'

Control. The game was about control. And control was cruising 2-0 after fifteen minutes. Moxham, cutting inside Hugetrixul, then outside a wrong-footed Hyperon, before lashing a blow past Thraeltothol. Aristide Metzger chesting down a long ball from Saroszi from the other wing, letting it bounce once, and slamming it past the goalkeeper.
Easy. Done. Just sit on that.
Well... today, things weren't going to be so easy. Just a minute later, the game was back at 2-1. De Andes to Thoth from the kick-off, to Duperdecal, to Hugetrixul, to Astratreagol down the wing, then a clipped ball forward to Tethra Thoth, and into the bottom corner. Mercator's fingertips brushing on the ball as it flew past were the only Nepharim touch in the exchange.
Daniella Strauss, then, less than impressed. But things calmed down. The Nepharim rolled the ball around confidently, for twenty minutes, until Close dragged down de Andes on the break and de Andes retaliated by sending the resulting free kick into the top corner. Mercator looking decidedly beleagured.
The Cormorants pressed forward. They weren't gonna get Kandonicaed again. Which was true, because Geektopia were better than Kandonica - though the qualifying results thus far might disagree - and a slack pass from Moxham sprung a lethal counterattack, the hosts running through the Cormorants' overstretched midfield, de Andes centring for Thoth to get his brace with Mercator helplessly exposed and less than impressed with her defenders.
Yeah. So. It doesn't take the narrator to offer a glimpse into how the team-talk went at the interval. Strauss preferred the carrot to the stick. She had offered so very, very many carrots before. But, by God, today was stick time.

Suitably chastened, the Cormorants escaped onto the pitch for half-time ready to correct any notions the hosts might have of a scalp. What followed was a fifteen-minute period to give the most embittered grognard hope for Strauss' tenure.
The match was beyond control, at this stage. Shit was going to be crazy, this much was established. But while other Nepharim sides had taken pride in their order, and thrived within their constraints, Strauss fancied herself to handle chaos. And so, they went.
From kick-off, Hawke slipped the ball to Metzger and ran forward, ready to receive it, seven passes later, for a header that was a little too close to Thraeltothol, who did brilliantly to claw it over the bar. Moxham swung in the corner, Steelhenge slammed her forehead into it but, under pressure, narrowly missed the target. No matter, more chances would come. A little shaken, Thraeltothol's goal-kick came a little short, and was won cleverly by Moxham. She already had one goal today, and was eager to double her money, but her shot was beaten away easily enough by the sprawling Thraeltothol, the rebound scuffed out for a goal-kick by Metzger under Hyperon's firm but fair pressure.
For all this assured, confident play in the opposing half, the actual goal was fairly... not that. Instead, Marcin Close stepped back for a throw-in, ran forward and slung the ball, low and fast and barely even arcing, into the box. Hawke bulldozed past two men and scuffed it into the net with her knee.

Good work, but the job far from done. Hawke and Metzger both tried their eye from range, forcing Thraeltothol into further impressive saves, before Thoth tried their hand at securing a hat-trick. Mercator looked almost relieved to claim it. Just so she could put a save on her record.
And then she got to her feet, rolled the ball to Close, and Close raced up the pitch, a clever one-two with Strongbow, a hammered cross into the box. Hawke rose, under too much scrutiny to go for goal herself, and knocked the ball down to no man's land where Aristide Metzger dragged himself low and dragged a leg across to drag the ball, almost tortuously, into the net past the scrambling goalkeeper. 4-3. Okay. Foot off the accelerator?
... No, that would be suicide, the Greens had an eye for goal. Better instead to try and give themselves more breathing room. Another strike from Moxham was blocked by a sprawling defender, and Moxham sent in the corner above everyone but mighty Dragora Steelhenge, who rose powerfully and, this time, directed her effort into the net.
Geektopia's kick-off, from which Thoth lost possession, rushed by Metzger, released Saroszi down the right, with terracotta shirts now streaming forward to seal the deal. Saroszi went themselves, rashly, with a terrible shot that went far high and wide. But they made amends by falling over a minute later a little outside the box, providing Strongbow with a dead ball that found its way, shaving over the heads of the wall, into the top corner past a stranded goalkeeper.
And somehow, after that, the guns stopped. Nephara closed ranks, reasserted themselves. Rusalka Klein came on and restored order, Tzorvas came on and did her usual job of looking very lively and popping up for a lot of headers while having the approximate first touch of a rhinocerous. The day would be Nepharim, and with it the points. And yet, today, it felt more important than that. It wasn't that they wrested victory from the jaws of defeat, it's that they saw something they didn't like and punched it in the face, repeatedly, four times in twelve minutes. That took spirit. And that spirit, Strauss hoped, would take them very far indeed.
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Democratic Socialists

Postby The Authoritarian Republic of Lochario » Sun Aug 11, 2019 3:33 am

ANOTHER WIN!

Yesterday the national team won the 2nd game in a row. This time against a much weaker Fevhader national team. Kamil Ghittin was awarded as the man of the match, scoring a goal and having an assist on his score sheet.

The next match will once again be at home against OUNA, where the Locharian fans hope they can have a revenge on after an unexpected loss away.

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Ex-Nation

Postby Brenecia » Sun Aug 11, 2019 4:55 am

Brenecia 3 - 2 Bolgano
(4-3-3) 1 - Farrell; 2 - Broxham, 5 - Horgan, 6 - Weaver, 3 - Quill (c); 8 - Matheson (21 - Case 84'), 4 - Locke, 13 - Wheeler; 7 - Cheney (15 - Garrard 74'), 10 - Ciogach (14 - Lindauer 67'), 16 - Fletcher
Goals: Wheeler 26', Matheson 54', Lindauer 82'

Yeah, things were pretty obviously gonna be different under new management. Just, nobody quite expected this extent.
Jim Reid had been part of the furniture. Jim Reid's furniture had also, over time, become part of the furniture. He'd just sort of accumulated stuff over his time in Brenecia, and his offices were fit to bursting with a clutter that he could navigate just fine. An abandoned whiteboard with a three-year old lineup scrawled on in fading blue marker, a cigarette stub using the dregs of a disposable coffee cup as a makeshift ashtray... these were the things that people had just learned to tune out.
Brelk-Xeral Erv - a name which had a certain fluency in its natural accent, but sounded in a Brenecian mouth rather like chewing shards of glass - liked things to be just so. They were met with squalor. And so, with a warm and unfailingly polite manner, they requested their new staff to take the in-vogue 'does this spark joy?' approach to their surroundings. The coffee ashtray and its ilk did not spark joy.
So the place was looking livable, but it needed more, and Brelk-Xeral had taken the time to prepare a list of what they'd need. New markers, new whiteboards. One of those fancy electronic interface boards that had very briefly been all the rage in classrooms across the world until the joint revelation that they were useless and teachers were rubbish at navigating them. A few laptops. A room just for video recordings.
And of course they began settling in themself, reading extensive histories of the nation they now found themself in. It paid to know these things.

The press didn't really know what to make of the curious little Qusmi, mocha-skinned and with an aesthetic that more or less evened out to 'soft butch in a business class'. Which was decidedly Nepharim of them, which inflamed certain tabloids, eager to find out what barbarous nature undoubtedly lay beneath the surface. Their hacks were, however, disappointed. They smiled in the face of various honest slips, and corrected without giving ground. No, they could not shorten to 'Erv Brelk'.
Vanza-Jerat Gep at Southern Star suddenly started taking a lot of interviews. Brelk-Xeral's time was limited; they had work to do.
Jess Curtin, the assistant, was young, driven, had a relatively distinguished career on the pitch, and was nakedly ambitious. Her efficiency and bluntness pleased Brelk-Xeral. And her endorsement helped with the players.
"It won't be easy for you, of course," they told the people, no longer generically 'the lads'. "I know this. You're going very much from one style to its opposite, no? It will take time. But I know you. Brenecians do not breed big egos. Reliable, hard-working. And Djuric told me, too, about her experiences here. About some of you personally, even." They glanced across at the Kingsgrove players among them, former teammates of the Pasargan winger in question. "So I know this: when I tell you to run a lot, you will do that. And if you're running, if you're fighting for everything, then you can't go far wrong, can you? The rest will come."

Bolgano surely, absolutely had to be smelling blood. If they were paying any attention, they would be.
Brelk-Xeral couldn't afford to take them lightly, and insisted they weren't despite accusations to the contrary. Were the likes of Calhoun, Heneghan, Varney and Crowther being rested? "No. Dropped." Ouch.
No, all their protestations pointed to the eleven that walked out of the tunnel being their first-choice eleven, at least this early stage. In the race to find a halfway decent defensive midfielder who wasn't in their thirties, the solution had, apparently, crystallised into Keziah Locke.
Commentators searched desperately through stats. Locke had made six largely forgettable appearances, apparently with three goals that archivists tried to dig up. They turned out to be against the powerhouses of Alenburg, New Peru and Ceynes, the first two both, curiously, in the ninth minute, the latter in a friendly a couple months earlier that nobody had watched. And despite a strikerate that any striker would be happy to lay claim to, and a slim, rangy physique, she was going to have to stamp down a place she'd never... actually played, for the Patriots, before.
This would absolutely go fine. This would not be a disaster.
Anyway, the wonderfully-named Riot Birgot popped in a long ball for the less inspiring Tom Evans to chest down and stab between Farrell's legs after twelve minutes. Great.
Brelk-Xeral kept the faith, even as the crowd groaned around them. After all, the Brenecians were doomed anyway. Why bother with half-measures?
Their players kept running. The goals came. First through Wheeler, a slick passing move that they started and decisively finished, a reminder of the quality that had been steadily fading from every aspect of her play as she'd dropped deeper, failed to adapt to a more disciplined role. The rationale behind the 4-4-2 would be that they had the forwards to burn; well, dropping Wheeler back had been a waste of Wheeler, on her day the driving, burning creative heart of the team.
1-1 by half-time. Brenecia in the ascendancy. It was a start, but they'd need more, and get it when Wheeler fed Matheson in, the Hornchurch midfielder finding space away from every mark before curling a shot beyond Nines. The Patriots smelled blood. They extended for the kill. They overextended. One of the McShanes hit them on the break. Fuck.
Okay. Okay, no panic. On went Lindauer - Griffin Riordan's seething acceptance was noted, without disapproval - and the pace she brought. On went the muscle and directness of the rehabilitated Garrard. Anything to make a difference. But in the end, it was the sole survivor of the attacking trident, Ceridwen Fletcher - another who had benefited from Brelk-Xeral rolling the dice - who found the opening, her diligence dispossessing the wingback Hedd before surging forward, head up, and drilling a low cross that Lindauer broke free to tap into the net.
3-2. Three points. Never. In. Doubt.
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Ex-Nation

Good old days part 1

Postby Balqia » Sun Aug 11, 2019 5:15 am

Welcome! Welcome! Welcome to Balqia, the greatest nation on earth, a curious mixture between an Orwellian dystopia and a model society. Feel free to do whatever you want. Just kidding, don’t do that, most things someone from the West thinks it’s normal is forbidden and punished here. However we aren’t here to discuss laws and customs from different countries. No! We are here to do an incredible travel around this strange country. And YOU the reader can choose where we are going. Maybe we can visit a secret military base where secret guns are tested and developed, maybe we can watch Mikail Korvan, the High Consul of the Republic. Come one, just say what you want to see and we will go there.

What? You want to see some pesky player from the World Cup? You can explore an entire fictitious nation, full of mysteries and wonders and you choose a football player? Well, your desires are an order. Let’s see… The actual players from the World Cup are reserved for the RP’s, this guy is so uncreative that he go out of ideas very often so he can’t permit the usage of the “main cast” in spin offs. Sincerely, in the old days the guys writed two RPs a day and feel frustrated because they didn’t wrote everything they planed. Anyway, we must visit some player from the World Cup, let me think a bit… AHA, I know exactly who we are going to see today, please follow me.
A young man is sitting in a bench, the park around him is very beautiful, some trees and statues make the place feel really comfortable, like those wallpapers that you find when you browse Google Images. Who is the man you ask? It’s Rigo E. Janus himself! What’s his middle name? Well, I think it’s Estevan or something like that, that doesn't matter, let’s take a closer look at him.
He is looking to some pigeons, throwing popcorns sporadically and singing some military music, very common in balqese radios. His face have a sad semblant, his hair isn’t different from when he was a player. The pigeons fly away as a football ball arrives, coming from the trees, after this a kid commes running after it.
-Sorry sir, I didn't wanted to make your birds fly away.
-It’s okay boy.
The boy looks at his face, a bit confused. Janus tries to hide his feelings, he is anxious, maybe the boy recognized him and would ask for an autograph, that would be annoying for sure… Who he was trying to fool? He would love that.
-I know you!- the boy said with an excited voice, Rigo could barely contain his enthusiasm, he knew it, people still recognized him!-You are the man from the football commercial!
It hurt. Rigo’s forming smile disappeared instantly, he should’ve never participated in that advertisement. It was a video promoting the World Cup and sports practice, very well done if I must say, if it was ten years ago it would be meme material in the west, but now the balqese propaganda rose to first world levels. Sorry, let’s go back to the story.
-You want to play?
-What?
-You want to play with us? Petre didn’t come, so a player is missing in our team.
That request surely wasn’t expected, but why would he deny? He accepted and got up. After passing through some trees he found himself in a improvised football field. Some kids from ages ranging from six to fifteen were there, he recognized the old National Team shirt in one of them.
-Why did you took so long Mika?
-I’ve found this guy to play with us. He is the guy from the commercial!
No one cared about it, but kids today don’t really care about the national propaganda and improvements in advertisement quality. Okay, okay, let’s go back to telling the history.
Rigo started as a midfielder, he didn’t want to screw the kids game so he just stayed there doing nothing but block the path of the older kids and letting the newer one pass. After some time he got bored of it, he stole the ball from a boy with fourteen years and ran to the goal, passing through the kids and scoring a goal with maestry. At least he retained some abilities, it didn’t count as an actual show of abilities because his opponents were kids, but he could score at least. The kids in the match however got upset.
-Hey, who let this guy join the game? If he continues doing this we will lost.
-Yeah, adults shouldn’t be allowed to play.
-Shut up, you are doing this because he is in our team!
-Hey, this guy is Rigo Janus from the National Team!
-Shut up, he shouldn’t be allowed to play!
-Yeah, when he wasn’t doing anything but stay there like a moron you weren’t complaining.
Wait, I should’ve stopped earlier, well now I can’t do anything. When Janus heard his name a smile appeared in his face, and the kid with the National Team shirt appeared in his front.
-Wow, it’s really you! I am your fan Mr Janus. You are the best! You need to enter in the Team again to defeat Valanora and 95X and Kavagrad and Timuria!
-Calm down boy, I can’t return.
But he wish he could, return to the good old days when he was the top player, the national pride.
-Oh, but you need to. If you return now we will win the Cup!
-It don’t depend on me.
-At least can you give me an autograph?
This cheesy conversation continued for a while, you can imagine it’s content by imagining you as a kid meeting your idol, I don’t know, maybe Superman, maybe Justin Bieber, Madonna, Bill Clinton. You choose. After this boring and long conversation and some autographs the kids left Rigo alone in the field, they returned home and he stood there. After some time he started to run, but soon his leg started to hurt where he got shot. His fantasies about returning to the Team and conquering victory after victory went down with the pain, the excited fans went back to be leaves in some trees and the Stadium went back to be some bad drawn field in a glade.
And so our story comes to an end. What? The story is too sad? It’s obvious it would be sad, it’s about a player that can’t play anymore because he got shot in the leg by a lunatic manager… Okay, okay. I will tell you the sequel some day. And I promise it will be happier, just don’t cry, okay? Well, hope you enjoyed, see ya.
69th Baptism of Fire - 2nd Place;
82th World Cup - 5th place of group 6;
83th World Cup - 4th place of group R;
84th World Cup - 5th place of group 11;
85th World Cup - 4th place of group 6.


English isn't my native language. If you see any gramatical error in my RPs, please let me know.

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Postby Jeruselem » Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:04 am

Princess Kate and Queen Chloe

Kate: This is Princess Kate for Naked News Jeruselem. My mother Cassie is having a break so she can recover for another 7 World Cup qualifiers. I'm with former World Cup coach ... well, uber ruler of Jeruselem. Queen Chloe I. It's time to discuss the last 7 games. We had bye today so Jeruselem didn't do anything.
Chloe: Hello subjects, err people.
Kate: Today in Group X, Vilita took on rival Busoga Islands at home, both are in the top 2. A good result for us, as it was 2-2 draw. Mattijana hosted Saintland and only managed a 0-0 draw. In the battle of bottom 2, Vartugia beat Asdia at home 1-0.
Chloe: I'm glad the top 2 drew, it means they didn't drag ahead too far ahead of us.
Kate: The table for Group X is Vilita leading Busoga Islands on 13 points but Vilita have a better goal difference. Jeruselem on 8 points in 3rd. Mattijana also on 8 points but 4th because of goal difference. Saintland on 7 points. Vartugia on 6 and well Asdia last on 4. There's like 4 points between 3rd and 7th but the top 2 are clear 5 ahead of 3rd.
Chloe: I had a look at the other groups, and well ours is close group.

Kate: Now, the bolter in Group X is Busoga Islands. Ranked 92, they are 2nd. Saintland are unranked but are 5th doing better than the other two lowest seeds. Underperformer is of course us who should be 2nd. Vilita is number 1 seed but they have to fight off the 92 ranked seed so far.
Chloe: Defensively, we have the best record. 4 goals conceded in 4 games. But our offense has failed, 4 goals came in 2 games where we scored 2 goals per game. The other 4 games we scores zero. We actually should be last but those draws made a difference.
Kate: Yeah, the goalkeeper is your daugher-in-law Princess Bianca and well she's definitely the best player on the field. Our defense is starring too. But our offense, they need to start doing their job including that useless son of yours.
Chloe: 5 points is huge deficit for 6 games because we have bye last game. We need at least like, 4 to 5 wins to even be competitive. We've had two losses mainly because we don't score enough goals.

Kate: Now why is that?
Chloe: Actually the last cup, we did alright there. Coupled with decent defense, and we qualified for the cup. It's going be hard from here. What we need is pretty much a run of wins where we have 1 or 2 goals ahead just to compete with Vilita and Busoga Islands. If we don't we'll fall back as we have company behind us.
Kate: You think we can actually qualify?
Chloe: We can't repeat what we did in the 1st half. Might as well ask for the Cup of Harmony if we did.
Kate: What seems to be our problem with scoring goals?
Chloe: It's not we don't create opportunities, we don't convert. Two games with 2 goals each isn't good enough.

Kate: What would you do?
Chloe: That's a difficult one. Say changing to a more offensive structure might yield more goals but collapse our working defense. It's not we can't score, we don't make use of the opportunities we have.
Kate: Would a change in personnel help the situation?
Chloe: Not really, causing disruption in the team is counterproductive. And it's too late halfway into qualification.
Kate: What would change the situation?
Chloe: If we can get wins over Vilita and Busoga Islands, it would change things a lot. Given how close the group is, we could move into 2nd. I don't expect Vilita to fail, they will top the group.

Kate: You've been busy dealing with problems at home. Conservatives trying to consolidate their power and the fragile financial system begging for help.
Chloe: Yes, I don't have much time for football. But football is still in the blood. Unfortunately, I have deal with things out of my control in the end. Decisions made the past to prop up old failing structures, now what happens when they collapse.
Kate: Is there a rival sport to football in Jeruselem?
Chloe: Not really, we've had a go at cycling and tennis. There's no apetite for baseball or basketball. I can't think of anything really.
Kate: We have world champion strippers and pole dancers ...
Chloe: Yes well that's true but that's problematic in some places.

Kate: Well, that's all the time. We have. See you all next world cup game!
Chloe: I have to go now.
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http://www.nswiki.net/index.php?title=J ... hievements

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Zwangzug
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Postby Zwangzug » Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:00 am

Chloe Marcina logged back onto an Unlucky Sevens fan forum. Her campaign had stalled after two matches, and rather than resume it, she figured it was time to take a break.

Her adblocker glitched, and a rare foreign banner creeped through; the Holy Empire's Beach Hunk Calendar. That cover! That alluring ocean! That incisive commentary on the ennui fans researching far-flung opponents could face!

She control-Fed the site for an e-mail link or some way to place her order electronically. No response.

Anybody know the mailing address for the Dreamed Realm? she offered hopefully. I live in Lenghad, Nalchoy District, Zwangzug.

Good luck with that, quickly responded someone with username jaram1110. There's no way they'd get through your postal service.

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We may be bureaucratic at times, but we're not a censorship. With the AI in charge it'll move even faster.

For normal countries, maybe. But Zwangzug have been wary of interdimensional travel ever since the incident with the hush-up and the wink-wink.

Even granting the highly unlikely circumstance that some incident in the distant past involving the Holy Empire had sufficiently spooked Zwangzug people that they wanted to go to great lengths to avoid a repeat, the only people who could possibly have been involved are footballers. Or announcers, maybe, from the very first teams. And you know they didn't have enough pull over the government to change its laws!

Maybe so. But I wouldn't hold your breath.

Who are you, anyway? You simming an alternate qualifiers?

Just another fan (: and I'm mostly here for the cutscenes. Look, it's Mark Tupper!


jaram1110 linked an 8-bit pixelated representation of the historic Kelssek manager (the one who freaked out about Nazguls, not the other one). Took some editing to get this right, but at least he's in the spotlight now.

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Postby Cassadaigua » Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:26 am

My New Role,
by Caitlyn Mayer, Forward


Good morning, fans! It is a pleasure to be able to write to you, as I have never been asked to do one of these team blogs before. We have reached the halfway point of qualifying, and sit atop of the group with a 4-2-0 record. Saying that is bittersweet, because we had a disappointing showing last night in front of all of you at Dagan Airways Stadium. It was a 3-3 draw against Rakivland. It’s the kind of dud that will happen to mostly everyone, and the key is often having less of them then your nearest competitors. We are still leading the group but naturally, we wish we could have a bigger advantage. We implore you that we didn’t spend too much time looking at the teases provided by Holy Empire World Cup 83 Beach Hunk Calendar. I will say that Mr January is more of a hunk then Mr July. Not sure how fans can pick up one of these, if they were so inclined, due to shipping technicalities.

Back to soccer, and the 3-3 draw against Rakivland. I started the game on the sidelines, and watched as we did not play well early, and fell behind 2-0. I am not used to being on a team and not starting. When we were winning and playing well, it was easier to watch, but the first 25 minutes of this match were very painful, because I wanted to be out there. I know that it may not have mattered, because I am not one who’s going to be on the back end as the last line of defense, or playing goal, but still. Frustrating. However, just because it is frustrating for me does not mean I will be a distraction to this team. I have accepted the fact that my position on the team is now occupied by Rachel Schanke, and no one on this team will benefit if I am sulking on the sidelines. Coach Sweeney has told me that I would get ample playing time, and so far she has delivered on that promise.

In the 35th minute, when Sierra Mattison scored her second goal of qualifying, the sideline was uplifted, but only temporarily as we conceded a goal in the 44th, very painfully.

We heard the crowd calling for Kelsey Morgan to be substituted out for Robert Nunez, but Kelsey is our goalkeeper, and she came into the match having two clean sheets. That aggravation was more because of her home play, where we have conceded now nine of our ten total goals allowed. So the fans have not seen Kelsey at the top of her game here, but she has been very good for us. Allowing goals does not only fall onto the goalkeeper, but towards the entire team. I would enter the game in the 55th minute, and we switched up to a 4-3-3 at that time, with Rachel Brenner going off. We had always had the possession advantage, but it wasn’t smart possession. That began to change as the game moved on, and in the 73rd minute, I was able to assist on a goal by Zack Pierce, his third of qualifying. We had the momentum, and we had Rakivland on their heels, and ten minutes later we got the equalizer, and it would be Rachel Schanke on a great play, getting the goal, her fourth. We nearly got one in extra time, but Hannah Ranucci’s shot sailed just an inch or two wide of the postage stamp.

Some people have asked me, “If you’re ok, what about Chelsea?”, meaning my very close friend, Chelsea Monroe, who is now the second substitute up front. I may be getting my time, but so far Chelsea has not seen much of it. It is best for you to ask her, but her expectation of considerable playing time was never the same, so I think she is dealing with it well. We all are, and halfway through we’ll be hoping to have a better second half then we did last qualifying, one that we only survived because other contenders in the group were also disappointing.
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Specific Titles: World Cup 50, 51; WBC 14, 16, 19, 50 & 58; WB 8, 22, & 40; WCOH 11 & 39; IBC 13.
Also: CR 40 & 43; CoH 39; Swamp Soccer 4, RTC WC 18 & 19; WVE 6; NSCAA 3, 5 & 9; NSSCRA 7
Runner Up: CoH 40, CR 37, 38 & 41; WB 21, WcoH 8, IBC 12, WBC 13, 15, 47 & 48, DBC 21.
WC Qualified for: 45, 46, 49-61, 67, 79 (DNP WC 69-77), 81-90, 92.
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Hosted: WC 54, 67, 84 & 88; CoH 57 & 73, BoF 47, CR 30, WB 16, WBC 18, 26, 40, 45 & 50, NSCAA, NSCH 1; WLC 7, 30 & 33.

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Postby South Covello » Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:39 am

South Covello to Hold New Election in Six Weeks, Speaker to Assume Acting Presidency

With David Hale's term as President drawing to a close and no replacement, the Legislature took emergency action, setting up a special election six weeks from now. Candidates will have three weeks to enter the race, and the election will be held three weeks after the deadline. If nobody gets a majority, the top two candidates will proceed to a runoff three weeks after that. David Hale has announced that he will not seek reelection this time around, hoping that it will encourage someone new to step forward. Already it has, as 27 Senators, almost all of whom endorsed Hale, have alrady entered the race, as have various mayors and local politicians. Meanwhile, Tim Scott, the only Senator to endorse Carter Redwin, has entered the race saying he "hopes to continue Redwin's legacy."

Meanwhile, Speaker of the Legislature Darian Clarke will become Acting President once Hale's term expires.

Jury Selection in South Covello v. Brackers

Jury selection has taken place in the trial of Carter Redwin's assassin, Jacob Brackers, and the trial is set to begin shortly. Due to the high-profile nature of the case and the large possibility of biased jurors, over 5,000 people were summoned for jury duty at the National Courthouse in Freedom City, the capital. Jurors were all rquired to complete a questionnaire consisting of over 500 questions in an attempt to weed out those who may be biased one way or the other. A portion of the questionnaire can be found below. Under South Covellan law, potential jurors could not be asked about their race, religion, sexual orientation, or national heritage, nor could they be asked about thier immigration status except to confirm they were a citizen or lawful permanent resident and thus eligible to serve on the jury duty. Furthermore, if either side did come into information on these things somehow, they could not be used to exclude jurors.

1. Do you personally know the defendant, the victim, either of the attorneys in the case, or any of the witnesses? If so, how?
2. If you do not personally know any of the people from the previous questions but are familiar with them, please explain. Include whether you think of them favorably, unfavorably, or neither.
3. Who, if anyone, did you vote for in the last election?
4. Have you ever attended a Carter Redwin rally or other campaign event? If so, under what circumstances and what did you think of it?
5. The defendant will be arguing that he was justified in killing Carter Redwin because it was necessary to preserve the freedom and democracy of South Covello and protect minorities. Would you be willing to accept this defense and acquitt the defendant? Would you be willing to not accept this defense and convict the defendant?
6. What news networks, if any, do you watch on TV? What news websites, if any, do you read?
7. Did you play any role in the Gregist regime or in the revolution overthrowing it? What do you think of the Gregist days in hindsight?
8. What is your view on propaganda?
9. Do you ever watch any political dramas on TV or on webstreaming apps like PicFlix?
10. Do you own a gun or any other firearm?
11. Without disclosing your own immigration or citizenship status, what is your view on immigration?
12. Without disclosing your own religion, what is your view on Islam?
13. Without disclosing your own sexual orientation, what is your view on the LGBT community?
14. Do you belive the attack on Carter Redwin's campaign headquarters was a false flag? Why or why not? What about the other attacks that day?

And so the questionnaire went on and on for quite some time. Over 4,000 of the jurors were eliminated based on their responses to the questionnaire alone, and the remaining 943 were questioned by the prosecutor, the defense attorney, and the judge to decide if they would be suitable. Some of them had to be eliminated due to conflicts - one juror was a journalist who needed to cover South Covello's World Cup matches and would be making frequent trips out of the country, one had surgery scheduled in three weeks and didn't know if she would be able to stay on the whole trial, a few were just starting a new job and said taking that much time off would be a hardship, and so on. This left 819 potential jurors, and they only needed 12, plus six alternate. Eventually, the two sides and the judge managed to impanel a jury. As mentioned above, they were unable to take race, religion, or a number of other protected characteristics into account, so the records do not reflect this information. Additionally, it is the policy of this publication not to release the identity of jurors unless they request us to, although there is nothing in South Covellan law that forbids it unless done to intimidate, harass, or otherwise obstruct the jury or the trial process. A judge may order the names of jurors sealed if there is a "likely possibility" this will happen, but Judge Pringle denied a motion from the defense to do that here, stating that there should be full transparency in such a major trial. She did issue a stern warning that any Redwin supporter (or opponent) to attempts to harass, intimidate, or otherwise interfere with the jurors will be "prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law" and instructed jurors to report any attempted interference to her immediately, "even if it occurs in the middle of the night."

In any case, the trial will begin in a few days as each side will give opening statements, then we will hear from the prosecution witnesses, the defense witnesses, and any rebuttal witnesses either side has, before we conclude with closing statements and the jurors (sans alternates) retire to deliberate. Should the jury convict Brackers, we will proceed to a sentencing phase. Should Brackers be convicted and the jury not find there were mitigating circumstances, he faces between ten years in prison and a sentence of life without the possibility of life without parole. Under South Covellan law, mitigating factors can reduce a sentence by as much as 50 prcent, meaning that even if convicted, Brackers could face as little as five years in prison. Additionally, prisoners not sentenced to life without parole are normally eligible for parole after serving half their sentence, so he could be out in two and a half years in theory. There is also a possibility Brackers could be given a life sentence with the possibility of parole anywhere between 15 and 40 years from now, at the jury's discretion.

Already we know that Carter Redwin's wife Melanoma (who ironically is an immigrant herself) plans to testify as a witness to her husband's assassination, as do the National Protection Services officers who took Brackers down, arrested him, and ultimately interrogated him. For the defense, Professor Anna Brainerd will appear as an expert witness, and the defense reserves the right to call Brackers himself as a witness on his own behalf but is under no obligation to. There are dozens of other witnesses on both sides who may play at least some role in the trial. It is one that is certainly likely to run at least a few weeks and grab the public's attention throughout the process. Stay tuned for futher updates.
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WC83 Part 5

Postby Squornshelan Remnant States » Sun Aug 11, 2019 11:02 am

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4


Change of Seasons, 5

In the reception area of the SCFA President's office, Ivar kept his face carefully neutral in case someone should enter. He had cancelled all of President Koirala's preexisting appointments, but there was always the chance someone might show up anyway. Behind him, her phone conversation with former President Rijkhard Provorov was easily audible through the closed door to the inner office. To call it animated would have been a serious understatement.

"Yes, the fucking Imperium!"

"Why football? Why anything? Who knows with those bastards. They're obsessed with image and appearance, obviously we're doing too good a job here and its getting them uncomfortable."

"In the long run probably for us to cease existing, but for right now all they're asking for is vacating our claims to the old footballing records, and an apology to be delivered by me on intermultiversal broadcast."

"Exactly. Public humiliation."

"They were gracious enough to give us until the end of qualifying, who knows what they'll do after that."

"How should I know? Probably planning a return of their own and need something to distract their wretched population from how terrible they're sure to be."

"Absolutely out of the question. I'll burn this place to the ground before I play along with some Imperial ploy."

Abruptly, the door to the hallway opened, and Kornelie Tamela entered.

"Ms. Tamela, I'm afraid President Koirala is currently indisposed."

"I got your email Ivar. I just need a few minutes though. The least she can do is tell me why she suddenly needs to cancel a meeting just days before the vote."

"Don't think I won't, Rijkhard. I'm ready to walk away from this whole shitshow if people expect me to grovel before some supposed claim to our traditions."

"I'm sorry, but as I said Ms. Tamela, President Koirala is not able to see anyone today. Your office has already suggested that rescheduling to this Friday will be possible for your schedule."

Tamela stared open-mouthed at the door to Koirala's office. "What the hell is going on in there?"

Ivar smiled weakly, sympathetic. "Not for me to say I'm afraid. I'm sure she'll bring you up to date as soon as possible."

"On second thought I'm not sure I want to know the kind of thing that could get Ailen so out of sorts. See you next time Ivar." Tamela exited quietly, probably grateful not to be on the other end of Koirala's phone call.

Back inside, the phone conversation took on a calmer tone, and Ivar had to strain a bit to make out what was being said.

"I'm sorry Rijkhard, but there wasn't anyone else I could bring this to, not yet. I already felt balanced on a razor's edge, and this is more than I can take."

"I'm not sure I agree, but it's kind of you to say that. You might not want to get too comfortable in retirement. I'm sure that whatever course I take is likely to cost me my job."

"Well, thanks for listening, and the moral support. I'll let you go now. My love to Helder and the family. All right. Good bye."

Ten seconds passed in silence, then a minute. The door to the inner office opened slowly, and Ivar turned to face Ailen as she emerged.

"Ivar, I need you to schedule and emergency board meeting, as soon as possible, cancel or reschedule anything that conflicts." She paused for a moment, staring off into the middle distance. "That include's next week's vote on the revenue sharing proposal and anything any of the board members has on their calendar. This takes precedence over everything. If Ellani picks this week to finally finish drinking himself to death I want his corpse propped up at that table, clear?"

"Perfectly Ma'am."

- - - - - - - - - -

SRS Qualifying Schedule and Results:
MD1: Quakmybush 0-1 SRS
MD2: SRS 1-2 Siovanija & Teusland @ Radlov Arena (cap. 76,800), Brantisvogan, Megabrantis, SRS
MD3: Lashnakia 0-1 SRS
MD4: Bye
MD5: SRS 1-0 New North Carolina @ Eichlen Stadium (cap. 37,500), Rudlit, East Flania, SRS
MD6: Anollasia 1-5 SRS
MD7: SRS 0-2 The Holy Empire @ Bridger Lane (cap. 72,406), Damogran, Algolia, SRS
MD8: SRS v Quakmybush @ Pheldagrif Stadium (cap 45,620), Yassaca, Sivolvia, SRS
MD9: Siovanija & Teusland v SRS @ Olimpski-Stadion (cap. 60,000), Borograd, STL
MD10: SRS v Lashnakia @ Slavnarzeczpospolitastadion (cap. 61,230), Lublova, Molvania, SRS
MD11: Bye
MD12: New North Carolina v SRS
MD13: SRS v Anollasia @ Castle Street (cap. 57,300), Jaglan, Algolia, SRS
MD14: The Holy Empire v SRS @ Imperial Hippodrome
The Confederacy of Squornshelan Remnant States
Successor State to the Imperium of Squornshelous
World Cup 31 Champions
AOCAF Cup 69 Champions
ARC 1 Champions
World Cup:
2nd: 15, 38
3rd: 20, 25
SF: 18, 27
QF: 5, 11, 12, 22, 30, 32, 33, 34, 40
Ro16: 6, 7, 9, 16, 21, 23, 24, 28, 36, 37, 39, 90, 93
Group Stage: 8, 10, 13, 17, 19, 26, 29, 35, 41, 88, 91, 92, 94
DNQ: 14, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 89, 95
Cup of Harmony:
QF: 6, 73, 75, 81
Ro16: 74
Ro32: 79
Group Stage: 76, 77, 87
Regional:
2nd: AOCAF65
3rd: IAC8, AOCAF67, AOCAF68
QF: IAC10, IAC13, AOCAF66, AOCAF70
2nd Round: IAC6, IAC7, IAC12
1st Round: IAC9, IAC11
Other:
BoF68 QF

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Postby Brigantii » Sun Aug 11, 2019 11:44 am

It's hard to understand how we got to this point. Brigantii was a normal place to live. There was nothing unusual about the place. Part of the United Kingdom of Bretagnion, with Ang Grung to the west and Flynn's Isle a little further west. An integral part of the Wyrmgore continent, some sixty million people called it home. They had free movement and could visit Pays de Horreur, Palacios and Rodallega, Cusco or Al Ittijab. They spoke English. The economy, although not the best, was solid. Public transport was regular but often late. The public health service was responsible for everything; eye tests, dental care, sexual health, accident and emergency treatment. Football was the biggest sport in the country (and the wider continent). The food was regarded as mediocre but celebrity chefs were a "thing".

Then the event happened and everything changed forever. The event triggered ripples through time and space and Brigantii was transported into myriad planes of existence. An infinite number of realities existed all at once, but there wasn't infinite space for all these realities. But the scientists didn't know this. The academics had no idea these multiple versions even existed, or that they were beginning to overlap. The religious types were clueless and the average Joe's, the majority of those sixty million people were blissfully oblivious that the number of alternate versions of Brigantii were reaching critical mass.

Except John Conrad. John was only eighteen, living with his parents in their large four bed detached house in the Albertpool suburb of Oakroyd. Best known for its racecourse Oakroyd was also home to multiple large homes, owned mostly by academics and professionals. John's mum was a dentist while his dad was a university lecturer, specialising in dental microbiology. They'd helped him choose what to study at university, which university to attend and where to live during his three years at university. Unsurprisingly for John it was a dentistry degree at Albertpool U and several more years living under the watchful eye of his parents. John was meek, almost to the point where he could be labelled submissive. He'd never done a thing wrong in his eighteen years. When his college friends started smoking and drinking John worried what his parents would say and returned home to study for his A Levels. When Lisa, one of the girls in his biology class invited him round to help her study he consulted his parents first before declining. Before settling on staying at home during his studies, John visited the halls of residence with his mum and dad, neither were impressed with the facilities and convinced John it was for the best he lived at home, he could focus on his studies rather than worrying about cooking meals and doing laundry.

In Brigantii Prime, John Conrad had nightmares of robots annihilating the entire population of Brigantii. He's wake up drenched in sweat having dreamt about earthquakes opening up the ground and consuming large areas of the country. Some mornings he would find himself curiously aroused, having dreamt of subjugation at the hands of a domineering, matriarchal society. While the "muppet" dreams were just odd.

The morning of April 23rd was no different. Deep in the grips of REM sleep, John's eyes flickered and fluttered. Faceless automatons had rounded up a group of people. They were sweaty and covered in filth, their clothes were tattered and they were weary from a battle. A young woman with her arms around the waist of a taller, older man buried her face into his chest as the robots unleashed a hail of bullets. John twitched in his sleep as he dreamt of the contorted faces of the fallen. Their broken bodies were gathered up by the robots and dragged away leaving a trail of blood and bullet cases. John's sleeping face would have looked sad to anyone watching him sleep as his bottom lip pouted and trembled like he was going to cry, the horrifying tableau in his subconscious painting a picture with his features. The metallic monsters marched in unison through the streets of some ruined Brigantii city as a small boy scrabbled to hide amongst some rubble. He wasn't lucky enough though to go unspotted. The machines pivoted, several heads with only blinking red eyes turned simultaneously towards where the child had hidden. As they unloaded John woke with a scream that filled his room and reverberated around the entire house, rousing his parents, who by now had become used to being woken like this. In years gone by they would have rushed to his room but with the frequency of the nightmares they no longer even sit up, instead waiting until breakfast to ask John about his nightmare.

At breakfast John poured a bowl of corn flakes, covered them in semi-skimmed milk and, after a disapproving look from his dentist mother, took his spoon out of the sugar and didn't sprinkle any on his cereal. Sitting at the breakfast bar his mother placed a hand on each shoulder and kissed his cheek from behind.

"John, it might be time to see somebody about your nightmares. Your father and I have made an appointment for you with a therapist."
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Postby Joshenia » Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:01 pm

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MATCH FIXING IN NS WORLD CUP 83 QUALIFIERS?
by Vundikani Jakalasi

Yesterday in a match the Joshenian fans had billed as a walk in the park for the Golden Eagles turned into a bitter terrible loss. Once again the goals for Friday Freshman came through Joshenian players mistakes. After the game netizens went online talking about how Group F's performances and results have been peculiar, many have come up with theories that games are being sold so that betters can make money off the games. Netizens accused players such as Phillip Baum on scoring own goals and deliberately fouling in the penalty area so that Joshenia can lose. The netizens further went on to theorise that referees have been bought to favour other teams, one netizen named Bigdong831 wrote that the two world cup winner Kita-Hinode's games were influenced by referees who had been bought. Today morning the Golden Eagles Supporters Association (GESA) sent a letter to the Joshenian Football Federation to drop the players who are implicated in match fixing allegations, the letter went on to demand the JFF to have the World Cup Committee investigate the referees officiating Group F games. When we reached out to the JFF for a comment we were told that they would be dropping the players implicated in the allegations and that they would be investigating the allegations. When we questioned them further if they would be reaching out to the World Cup Committee they refused to comment.
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Postby Torisakia » Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:04 pm

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And welcome to another edition of the Sports With Bort blog, I'm your always humble host Bort Stevens. We're continuing our special report on Torisakia's World Cup 83 campaign that we began earlier. Previously, we had no topic because I've been in jail for the past week so I haven't been updating the blog. But today we're back and we'll be looking at how Torisakia is fairing in the World Cup.

So as I'm sure you all know, I was arrested and thrown in jail for a week due to the whole violent internet threats thing. I had my court hearing a few days ago and they tried to sentence me to death without even having an actual trial. It was then I jumped out the window and escaped. D'you know, people say to me, if that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale? Fair enough, and I'll tell you. It's because I planned to jump out the window the entire time. I knew I was on the 7th floor of the courthouse and I knew they would try to take me back to jail, I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. So I had my friend Boharry and his brother Buckybo position themselves on the ground under the window I was jumping out of with one of those air mattresses like they use in the movies. So I fell seven floors onto the mattress without a scratch. It was then we all got up and ran out the door and got away as fast as we could. And then we went home. Not long after, a few hours later, the Supreme Court turned up round our way after they figured out I didn't jump to my death and I was alive. They said that they have a deal. If I agree not to make any more violent threats over the internet and if I agree to give a shoutout to Rancolt Banks, the fiercest Supreme Court judge in the world, then they won't take me back to prison and execute me. So I accepted the deal and I'm a free man. Hooray. So remember, that's Rancolt Banks. That's B E A E N K E S, no E.

So now onto the actual topic for today. Torisakia is currently sitting at 2-2-2 in Group M. Honestly that isn't bad for us. It means we're average at best, but it's better than sitting with a whole bunch of losses. Our two wins have come against Flavovespia and Western Bjornaic. In both games we barely managed to win, only a 3 total goal differential between both. We had an offensive showcase against Flavovespia with a total of 10 goals scored. The Ice Birds got the victory 6-4 but not without losing Syarhey Sweetcloud for at least the remainder of the group stages due to a twisted ankle. Although it isn't a huge loss because he wasn't performing that well anyway. Now we get to see Aristide "The Tide" Wallace play and hopefully provide a more enjoyable experience for us viewers. Torisakia would tie with Dreamplanet 1-1 and lose horribly to Freeport 7-3 before notching their next win 1-0 against Western Bjornaic on the road. The sole goal in that game was scored by Jordan Kallian at 23 minutes on a brilliant corner kick. Kallian is our highest scorer so far with 5 goals. That accounts for just under 50% of our total goals with the other 6 of the 11 being scored by Johnny Kelso (2), Tide Wallace (2), Faron James (1), and Logan Brantley (1). Kallian is pretty much carrying the team on his back and will continue to do so until any of the other guys want to step up. I swear we could have won those two ties if everyone would actually give 100%. But as I've stated before this is the first event with the 'new look' team so we couldn't have expected them to be 6-0 right off the bat. This year is going a lot better than our previous appearances as usually by this time we would have 5 losses and maybe 1 win. So I have to applaud the team for performing better than their prior counterparts have.

Torisakia faces off against Eura on matchday seven, this time getting them at home at the Stadium of Peace in Yasui. Eura won the first meeting 2-0 at their place which was on matchday one. Eura is ranked 7th internationally and is currently in 2nd place in Group M with 3 wins and 3 draws. They recently tied with Flavovespia on matchday six by a score of 1-1. Eura has looked vulnerable at times, but apparently not too vulnerable as they haven't lost a match yet. Torisakia on the other hand is in a 'on again, off again' relationship with consistency. Shocking I know. Sometimes they'll perform well, other times they look like a community youth team playing at the park. But until everyone decides they want to play at their best instead of just one or two, we'll continue to be on that trend. The chances of us making it out of groups is slimmer than a famine victim. Essentially we would have to win out if we wanted to qualify. That's probably an exaggeration and I'm sure there's certain scenarios that we would have to have happen in order to get at least runner-up. But overall we would have to do a complete 180 in the way we're playing now. And honestly, I don't see that happening. See if I'm not right.

Welp, that's all I have for today. I'll be back with another edition of Sports with Bort soon to discuss the Torisakia-Eura matchup and preview the next matchup as well as take a look at other happenings around the tournament in other groups. Take care and remember that's B E A E N K E S, no E!
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Postby Sargossa » Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:09 pm

Bonilla Arena, Jucaro

Rodrigo Defederico, arms outstretched, stood right on the edge of his technical area and let loose a stream of colloquial Sargossan in the direction of his players. This World Cup qualifying campaign was barely twenty five minutes old and already his side looked all at sea. They were uncertain, they were tentative. They looked hugely unsure of themselves. And that was entirely down to the opposition. It wasn’t men against boys, it was men against girls, quite literally.

Eleven teenagers, plucked from some of the poorest areas of the Sarian capital of Beaumont, were more than holding their own against one of the most experienced sides the nation of Sargossa had ever fielded. The men in dark blue were backing off their green clad opposition and the Sarians were responding by pinging the ball about with some aplomb. What they weren’t doing, fortunately for the hosts, was attacking. That was until tricky wide player Jess Green turned Sergio Espina inside and out before clipping a beautifully weighted ball through for Lucy Pieterson to run on to. The young striker took aim and fired, beyond the reach of Roberto Penedo but agonisingly wide of the post.

It proved to be something of a watershed moment. Espina, the captain of Sargossa, clearly didn’t appreciate being tied in knots by a teenager. Particularly in the very stadium where he plays his club football. In the next few minutes he had sent Charley Gardner airborne with one challenge and had conveniently dispatched Green into the advertising hoardings with another. Earning a yellow card for the second. But, fuelled by their captain’s irk, the home side started playing. Opening the scoring moments later with an Enrique Muñoz header from a corner.

All their pretty passing early in the match was fading into memory as the visitors wilted under the pressure in the second half. There was one area in which they simply couldn’t compete with their opponents, the Sargossans were simply bigger and stronger than the waifs and strays from the wards of Beaumont. As the six footers made their way forward for corners and freekicks every set piece became an adventure. Alex González had already rattled the crossbar with a header before he managed to loop one beyond the reach of Hassi Singh, then Muñoz’s knockdown was turned in by Fabián Guzmán for the third. And it was Guzmán who completed the win from open play, drilling a low drive passed Singh from the edge of the box.

Early uncertainty aside it was a happy crowd that exited the Bonilla Arena and swarmed out into the balmy Jucaro evening. A 4 – 0 victory was a strong start as the nation sought an unprecedented (in this neck of the woods at least) sixth successive appearance in the World Cup proper. It was a solid foundation, and with the dangerous Drawkland, old foes Osarius and sporting royalty Kelssek to come a solid foundation was essential.
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Postby Newmanistan » Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:26 pm

THE ROCKET REPORT

RESULTS LACKING


by Brendan Geraghty, Intern

Hello, I am Brendan, a new intern for The Rocket Report as the last one was let go for talking about imaginary games. I won’t do such a thing, but I have not seen many games to talk about. The last game I recall seeing was a 5-4 win over Filindostan in the Beach Soccer group, which pushed Newmanistan to a 2-0-0 record with a goal differential of plus-15. Have not heard from the hosts, Drawkland and Saltstead, since the second matchday. All that there is too talk about is one of the teams from our group, The Holy Empire, put out some calendar featuring players on their Beach Soccer team. That is certainly all the proof one needs to know that these games are really talking place, and us interns are not imagining things. I do remember that cutoffs used to be more frequent in World Cup qualifying so I wonder what I am supposed to be talking about.

I guess there’s some kind of tournament taking place that is hosted by Banija and Equestrian States, too, and the our team is 2-1-3 in that, which is fourth place overall. But who wants to talk about that, I am not even sure what that is and have no idea who is even representing us in it.
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Postby Hapilopper » Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:47 pm

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Immediately after World Cup Qualifying Match Six – Hapilopper 0-1 Damukuni
The streak was over. The Hapilopper National Football Team had won its first 15 matches, including every single one of its matches in the Baptism of Fire, and including a decisive win over the 9th ranked team in the world, before the match with Damukuni, the 38th ranked team in the world. Everyone had predicted a close match between the two teams, but the team from Damukuni would probably end up on top. Still, the HNFT was still on a high from the match against Brenecia, and felt that if they could beat a team that had just recently won a World Cup, they could beat anybody.

About two hours after telling themselves that Damukuni would be beaten on this day in Capital Stadium, they returned to the locker room, downcast, defeated and searching for answers. The HNFT wasn’t used to this feeling, having to figure out where they had gone wrong. The fans outside, leaving the stadium, were also trying to figure out what had gone wrong. The HNFT had played to the best of their abilities, but for all intents and purposes, they were just plain outplayed by a better team on this day.

It appeared as if the Haps played a war of attrition with the team from Damukuni. For 89 solid minutes, the Haps and the Damukunians appeared to be on equal footing. If the Haps had a move, the Damukunians had an answer for it. If the Damukunians had something going, the Haps knew what they needed to do to stop it. It made for a great football contest, even if, for all but the final seconds of the match, there was no score.

But then Wisdom Tracey, the captain of the Damukuni National Football Team, saw an opening she was looking for. She moved past Scott Dukes and Nate Ellis as if they were standing still, and Cooter Harris never saw it coming. With the clock reading “89:52”, Wisdom fired the ball at goal, and Cooter didn’t react in time. Damukuni led 1-0, and the 66,000 plus on hand at Capital Stadium let out a scream of despair. There was literally no time for Hapilopper to make a comeback, or even try to tie it. There was only two minutes of stoppage time, and when those two minutes wrapped up, Damukuni had handed the HNFT its first loss.

Thom Perkins walked into the dressing room a little bit after the players and saw them agonizing over what had been a very tough defeat. The fact was, though, was that Hapilopper had taken it to a team that was expected to crush them, and there was nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, Thom couldn’t be bothered with one loss for every 15 wins.

Still, though, this was a hard one. Hapilopper still led the group, but only by two points. They needed to win out for the rest of the group phase if they wanted to qualify for the World Cup proper. They had to go for broke. They had to raise hell like never before. And if there was a time to do it, the time was now.

“Well, at least we got that first loss out of the way,” Thom said to his players, who weren’t too thrilled to be reminded of that unfortunate fact that, yes, they had been defeated on this day.

“Listen, gang, the best thing about a day like this is that it ends,” Thom continued, trying to cheer his players up. “Bad times don’t last forever, but bad dudes do. Just because we lost this match does not mean that we’re down and out. Shit, we’re still leading the group. We’re still ahead of everyone. We can still make this work.”

The loss marked the halfway point of the group stage of World Cup qualifying for Hapilopper, and it was a very important reminder that they had to be at their absolute best from start to finish.

“I mean, pretty much everyone’s lost a match this go-round,” Thom continued. “Hell, the two finalists in the last World Cup lost a match before we did. Out of 168 countries trying to qualify for this thing, I think there’s just three or four nations that still have a perfect record. We’re 5-0-1 in this qualifying phase. We just need to keep kicking some ass in the next matches, and we can still do it.”

Ernie Stevenson looked up. The loss had hit him hard, but the words were starting to resonate to him.

“We can still do this,” Ernie said. “I hate the fact we lost, but we can still do this. Right, gang?”

The other players looked at him and nodded their heads quietly. The locker room was dead silent, but players were starting to come to grips with the fact that, yes, they had been bested by a team that just simply outplayed them. There were no shenanigans. There were no bad calls that screwed the Haps over. There was no dirty play or questionable moves. Damukuni outplayed Hapilopper, cleanly and decisively.

“Thom’s right. We got beat,” Ernie continued. “But tomorrow’s a better day. The sun’s gonna set tonight and the sun’s gonna rise tomorrow just like any other day. Life will go on. At the end of the day, we lost a football match. Nobody’s dead. It didn’t mean people died. It just means that the other team got more goals than we did.”

Ernie looked down for a second, then looked up as he thought about his words. He had something in mind.

“Now, I don’t know about you guys, but I think the one thing we need to do to show people that we’re just down, and not out, is we need to make a statement in our next match,” he continued. “And that statement will be made by us working our asses off for the next several days. Maybe we got overconfident. Maybe we got arrogant. Sometimes we need a defeat like this to bring us back to earth. But we need to show we can bounce back, and I’d like to bounce back all over whoever the hell we’re facing next.”

A handful of the players roared with approval.

“I’m sure in the hell not going to give up on this, and I don’t want any of you to give up on this either!” Ernie shouted.

“Now, DAMMIT,” Ernie shouted as he threw his chair across the room, “We’ve come too goddamn far for us to let this slip away because we let a loss get to us. OK, we lost one. But we’re HAPILOPPER, GOD DAMN IT, WE NEVER GIVE UP. I’m going to be training tomorrow morning before the sun rises. I hope all of you are there with me. Because I’m not going to let this hurt us. We’re going to make a statement at our next match, and we’re going to make an example out of whoever the hell we’re going up against!”

That opponent would be Bolgano, who Hapilopper beat 3-2 in the first match of qualifying. There had been some bad feelings from that match, particularly on Bolgano’s side, after Ernie scored a hat trick and made a show of it, much to the chagrin of the fans in Bolgano, and much to the chagrin of their goalkeeper, Red Nines.

The next morning, sure enough, every member of the HNFT were there training in preparation for the next match. The sun wouldn’t rise for another hour. They were ready to make a statement that a loss wouldn’t get them down. For several days, the Hapiloppians had some of the best training they had ever had, and by the time they made it to Capital Stadium the day of the second Hapilopper-Bolgano match, they were ready to make a statement.

Word had gotten out about Hapilopper’s newfound dedication to kick ass like never before. Word had spread about Hapilopper’s desire to make an example out of Bolgano, to show the rest of the world that they were down, but not out. Capital Stadium was packed the day of the 7th match day, and fans from all over the world and beyond tuned in just to see if Hapilopper would, in fact, make an example out of Bolgano. It was nothing against the team from Bolgano, and it was nothing personal. They just happened to be next.
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