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O.K. Athletic Moscaritolo -- Location: Moscav (Population: 6,100,807) -- Best Finish: 4th in R.I.N.K. (7800-8099) -- Worst Finish: 12th in R.T.N. (7200-7499) -- Best Cup Finish: Champions 2x (7200-7499 & 8100-8192) -- Stadium: Mental Gymnasium [Cap: 38,521] -- Formation: 4-2-4 -- Manager: Cerfontyne {10th season coaching, 5926 yrs.} -- Captain: #24 Nadarasa Yuwrawraquqbalah -- Nickname/s: The Bats, The Conquerors, The Bat Conquerors, The Serfs, The Nobility, Noblemen -- Transfer Window: Well, the whole thing was less precedented than a harmless skink transforming into a mythic king. Cerfontyne equalled the trophy count of former manager Aranzamendez with a squad whose midfield was it’s weakness while at the same time being somewhat made up of emergency signings after Jadesola went to BRAVO Mordecai and won the Epic Eight Contest, a contest whose winner’s strengths pointedly had to do with ball retention in the midfield, while also unraveling to the rest of the league that they have a silently productive foreigner in Didier Richelieu at right back. Nicknamed Cerf, he gave the homeless Sanţiago R. 'abayisun shelter and calculatedly picked youngest from the striking bench –– Morteza Aikirinbidizkfum –– to avenge the loss of bought-and-sold Cardinnic talent Maryada Ṟaa Alrasu Sijnwaṟdunid. “I have enough mercy in my heart to not look at the end-of-season ratings, which served more as a depth chart, and even suffer a graze of doubt which I would then impart into my decision-making process like Jamina Nueis would so,” Cerfontyne then picked homeless persons from the street of Moscav like cuts of meat in a butcher shop window and invited them by extension of hand to the training processes. Coming in besides ‘abayisun are those meat cuts, Sţeinke Raqabu to stand in the middle of the two other inhabitants of the defensive reserve force in terms of age and look the most well-rounded out of the two squatters from the unpleasant side of the city in which this club’s operations run out of. While this is acknowledged, the Sainterrissiot Lindley Akul Laedok is watching from the sidelines in his first and last season of football, so more of him? Yes; he’s found himself to be an unbalanced left winger, unrestrictive and obedient, and one who will back down to the most timid of those purporting to be linesmen/officials who hold that their decisions made are the righter enacted of the two kinds of decisions (those made and those not made). Expect anything of good action to come out of Lindley while he’s under pressure? Well, you’d be wrong in doing that, though to his benefit, Akul Laedok has the physical stature to compensate for his shyness (some may call it subservience) around others. Lzetequrhng Fenghszyahcscz’s race, the Ancients, are free from the gawk of archaeologists after a four hundred year period of social reconstruction, but Lzetequrhng puts enough focus on his job to negate any recent news of his kind; consequently, this amounts to superior composure and concentrations and one would think that this translates to penalties, but as was said before, Lzetequrhng doesn’t have knowledge of this and along with not having the money to buy a home until he signed his contract, will not be knowledgeable in many things for a time. On the positive side, this isn’t a situation bordering on the recesses of Lindley Akul Laedok’s, for the #67 is still two thousand years too young to retire.
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Hortensia Qilhamfayln (#2 | GK | 3866 yrs.), Pavneet 'arqadtuji (#25 | Left Back | 2616 yrs.), Felise Niliusadib (#6 | Center Back | 3207 yrs.), Nadarasa Yuwrawraquqbalah (#24 | Center Back | 2336 yrs.), Didier Richelieu (#86 | Right Back | 2208 yrs.), Marzella Fwdjbunu (#39 | Central Midfielder | 3436 yrs.), Sanţiago R. 'abayisun (#58 | Central Midfielder | 3060 yrs.), Nayţhon 'uwfinrlika (#29 | Left Winger | 2794 yrs.), Gligorova (#31 | Advanced Forward | 2339 yrs.), Morteza Aikirinbidizkfum Wakarasa'i (#14 | Deep Lying Forward | 2406 yrs.), K.R. Rintirawa (#21 | Right Winger | 3474 yrs.)
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G: #99 Aunay (2800 yrs.), #84 Ţregan Nakidiadl (2079 yrs.), #20 Mariyam A Jawae Maqanasiditjidnrassaf Layea (2952 yrs.), #9 Mengfōhm Henceauryareaui (3718 yrs.)
D: #52 Gertrudt Lifliyad (3931 yrs.), #61 Sţeinke Raqabu (3620 yrs.), #68 Bodhisattva Sinbinthirs (2414 yrs.)
M: #63 Sulyn Taeiqlafdringhil Yal Ha (2695 yrs.), #26 Asid Sikki (2244 yrs.), #81 Duman Bozdemirınca (3040 yrs.), #53 Arayana Referent (2643 yrs.)
F: #98 Parrisch Baetham (2995 yrs.), #67 Lzetequrhng Fenghszyahcscz (2088 yrs.), #87 Lindley Akul Laedok (4028 yrs.)
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O.K. Sanaţisu Zumamai -- Location: Zumamai (Population: 1,468,033) -- Best Finish: 16th in R.I.N.K. (7500-7799) -- Worst Finish: 5th in R.T.N. (7800-8099) -- Best Cup Finish: 3rd Round (1-2 O.K. Athletic Moscaritolo, 7200-7499 & 0-0 [0-2 AET] Engels Truatsuina, 7500-7799) -- Stadium: Aujczzauurīennau INTEL [Cap: 37,298] -- Formation: 4-4-2 -- Manager: Brumatti {5th season coaching, 4408 yrs.} -- Captain: #39 Reansh Ţilṟuarḻut -- Etymology: The mentioning of Sanaţisu Raeiz is a nice reference back to Islas Cardinales' independence and who made it so (we all know it was the failure of Unimon to send a valid jus ad bellum). Moreover, the club was founded by fully-integrated Cardinnic citizens and it's main colors also feature on the flag of that smelly island country already mentioned, standing for the supple cloud cover Islas Cardinales gets and the biting fury of a cornered and provoked mountain deer for blue and orange respectively. -- Nickname/s: Chestnuts, Water Walkers, Ibexes -- Transfer Window: You don’t get the sense that Zumamai have a huge positive disparity in quality from the rest of the second tier in their undisputed R.T.N. title bid of last season compared to 7200-7499, and this does well to credit the manager unlike the first title bid which the Ibexes claimed by standing out against the rest (not to Brumatti’s credit). From his introduction as a coach in the club’s founding, he’s not found a good tactic that can separate players and make it easier to streamline potential targets for transfer windows of present and future until just recently. At a mid-point in the 8100-8192 season, say, around MD19 of the R.T.N. (listed under Matchweek Twelve) in their one-goal win hosting O.K. Zudruay, much of the basic gameside science Brumatti had at his disposal which he didn’t use before he used then to make an urgently needed piece of “new tech”, that of taking hits at the post and intentionally doing it to put back rows under stress with the requisite knowledge that balls coming off may do one of three things which creates positive impact: hit on opposition out of box into touch south of the corner flag for a throw-in, hit on opposition out of box into touch north of the corner flag for corners, and hit on opposition in box and into goal. Many places where people get their football media still know far too little for this to be expanded upon in detail (or so they say to compensate for their lack of courageousness), but it’s believed by this panel, backed by a frequent rash of visits to the Aujczzauurīennau INTEL, that outfielders and keepers who are already situated in the middle of opposition box as post is being hit are instructed not to pick up the ball if it comes off of post and into box having not touched opposition. These interactions and habits of Zumamai’s that occur within this technical system which aren’t mentioned are the underpins of a thorough “low-block” ball-winning side, and this is really interesting because “low-block” sides are new to Geektopia but have been explored by managers before almost as many times throughout the four thousand and years and counting since the R.K.C. was founded that there are fingers on one’s hand. Thankfully, since the above is true, it’s known that sides which actuate a low block don’t win as many corners, throw-ins, set pieces, and goals through set pieces as Zumamai had been throughout the last campaign and will continue to do. As is obvious, no one can predict with confidence a placement for this group of mercurial figures who know more than any other outfit how to employ low blocks through a 4-4-2 until a few weeks have gone by. Weaknesses we’ve seen despite limited TV coverage and funding of the R.T.N. are that of their vulnerability to counter-attacks, more specifically, fouls resulting from these counter-attack breaks and goals resulting from said counter-attack breaks.
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Reansh Ţilṟuarḻut (#39 | GK | 2179 yrs.), Marcell Amphotoxley (#30 | Left Back | 2435 yrs.), Szelorōh Yasril (#21 | Center Back | 3312 yrs,), Shakiyla 'iithizlu (#24 | Center Back | 3926 yrs.), Ivon Ramṟasiq (#79 | Right Back | 3155 yrs.), Aubrey Lynn Nafeam (#36 | Left Midfielder | 4074 yrs.), De Waal (#14 | Central Midfielder | 3040 yrs.), Gayel (#8 | Central Midfielder | 2693 yrs.), Mynar (#55 | Right Midfielder | 3066 yrs.), Rebecca-Jade Libinawaz (#11 | Advanced Forward | 3298 yrs.), Margerete Nu Libiraemitadasir (#67 | Deep Lying Forward | 2621 yrs.)
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G: #34 Angulo Mora (3382 yrs.), #51 Dorelus Yubieitlanthirrit (3858 yrs.), #71 Evaeh Yantaghnithi'i (2428 yrs.)
D: #69 Arianie Ruwdibsil Bartli (3345 yrs.), #96 Alpaslan Altınokmeli (3418 yrs.), #45 Kaiti Qafinii (2010 yrs.)
M: #23 Brundon Labirfis (3347 yrs.), #15 Haeţtich Lifaebiriksiḻ (2776 yrs.), #83 Karppelin (3361 yrs.)
F: #98 Shane Amadon (2911 yrs.), #22 Dolleen Fahae Tilatibilintharda'i Maea'i (3189 yrs.), #6 Jyarreileaui Rogrīhszsztngōhr (3017 yrs.)
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O.K. Corinthians Bashi -- Location: Bashi (Population: 473,350) -- Best Finish: Champions in R.I.N.K. (7500-7799) -- Worst Finish: 7th in R.I.N.K. (7200-7499) -- Best Cup Finish: 5th Round (0-1 MOTOR Mordecai, 7500-7799) -- Stadium: Greater Metropolitan Area Stadium [Cap: 23,829] -- Formation: 3-2-3-2 -- Manager: Sirley Finbutijlu {5th season coaching, 6313 yrs.} -- Captain: #98 Rolke -- Etymology: The stadium suffers subtle effects typical of being grounded near to a smaller neighborhood in Bashi, named Corinth. -- Nickname/s: Unconquerable, T.C.G. |The Considerable Group|, Big Branches, Corinthians -- Transfer Window: T.C.G. are not in a position to cover adequately the loss of league winner and four time Conqueror’s Cannon winner Sistek and lose him to overachievers in R.T.N. and the transfer window O.K. Petro Witegão for sixty eight thousand cryptos. Higher administration, with Sirley Finbutijlu having some to do with this decision-making, walks a fine line by not making a good decision or a bad decision in response to the Sistek loss (which came about first before a replacement was made) by at least trying to not throw youth at every positional hole that needs filled, though now the special crisis that confronts Corinthians from the standpoint of an owner is that of money, for while they buttress the central defender position Sistek used to occupy with the arrival of a certain Gimble Birar ‘iisinskifdiu, that arrival, whether he does his thing or not, will strain revenue earned at the end of the season with a debt, if one compares Sistek going for 68K to Gimble backing him up for 117K cryptos, they’re looking at a forty nine thousand crypto net loss, and this isn’t recovered for any of the other transfers, either. Campfire sessions in Bashi between friends are going to go over why the work rate of strong bases that built upon Bashi’s 7th place finish in the R.I.N.K. Fuse Eaţi 'iistildiraţhiḻ Nuratan W and Hynick were beneficial to the club, talking of who would be the better long-term manager, where also the transfer value that could have been gained from McFerren going to MOTOR Mordecai will make campers who only watch football occasionally as well as fanatics of the Corinthians somewhat worried. Abreona Sbulu had his half-century of goals for what is A.F.C. Viridescent’s feeder club before moving clubs and positions in a very strange way, for while he is expected to get goals at both the second-highest level as well as the top level of Geektopia, this switching from Advanced Forward to Winger may require a little more creativity that a number of other reserves have more of in their tanks than him. Behind the back row of Senem-Gimble-Rolke, Verdelḻa Lidifiḻyayusif gains the trust of his coach by working by himself on himself, not to mention impressing further in a clean sheet triumph over O.K. Nrina which was just wanting for the Bankers, Lidifiḻyayusif being preferred the whole ninety minutes long over Hynick in Matchweek Twenty Six and looking sure to pay for some of his showy self-directives and canters into the opposition box on free-kicks. Ninell and Xzavior occupy different millenniums as far as age is concerned, but share the similarity of knowing when they should and shouldn’t be stepped over, this awareness having to do with match selection.
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Verdelḻa Lidifiḻyayusif (#36 | GK | 3568 yrs.), Senem 'aytakarraf (#5 | Central Defender | 3794 yrs.), Gimble Birar 'iisinskifdiu (#99 | Central Defender | 3042 yrs.), Rolke (#98 | Central Defender | 3822 yrs.), Tones (#24 | Deep Lying Playmaker | 2394 yrs.), Christanna Aunzatayn (#85 | Defensive Midfielder | 3386 yrs.), Balka (#27 | Winger | 4075 yrs.), Raoul Lavigne (#12 | Central Midfielder | 31 yrs.), Abreona Sbulu (#2 | Winger | 2562 yrs.), Jaelan Nadladi Q Sinitstul 'uwn (#28 | Advanced Forward | 2793 yrs.), Bosanski Bisear (#56 | Deep Lying Forward | 3166 yrs.)
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G: #90 Woodford Riffia Kokudo (2862 yrs.), #54 Pépin 'iinlfubsifir Ţh Eadḻaa (2417 yrs.), #23 Christoperryan Yetfasnno (3283 yrs.)
D: #40 Jaleel Aylim Alraythinbtalitin 'iihb (4047 yrs.), #22 Elonda Ḻ Eabu 'iilawuḻar Ṟidiks (3943 yrs.), #11 Fulton Bergersun (2789 yrs.), #19 Ninell Ah Talamthirn (3626 yrs.), #3 Wila Libatalaeul Ah (3744 yrs.)
M: #80 Barrios de la Cruz (3942 yrs.), #20 Nyongōhn em Gleib (3142 yrs.), #63 Exzavior Ţimialuw (2853 yrs.)
F: #61 Nyongōhn Lrīcyajcieōh (4026 yrs.), #87 Taser Coşarum (2610 yrs.), #6 Raeis Waye M Rakimtufirn (3772 yrs.)
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O.K. Rod Guafre -- Location: Rod Guafre (Population: 1,621,952) -- Best Finish: 2nd in R.I.N.K. at 57 pts (7200-7499) -- Worst Finish: 12th in R.I.N.K. at 39 pts (8100-8192) -- Best Cup Finish: 5th Round (0-2 N.O.K. Rui Válgo, 7800-8099 & 1-2 O.K. Chardonnay Buya, 8100-8192) -- Stadium: Gamma Ray Ground [Cap: 7,617] -- Formation: 5-4-1 -- Manager: M'Mbeumo Urniezius {5th season coaching, 5819 yrs.} -- Captain: #9 Diomidis Ekhdppts Ii Deiroa -- Nicknames: Yellow Northerners, Buckskins -- Transfer Window: It was no secret back in the three season preceding today’s last that Rod Guafre and O.K. Mukladrue were way ahead of everyone else, but that these squads were supplementally losing quality. Of course, the Groundbreakers committed ever-growing piles of money not towards their academy and training facilities as Rod Guafre did to some fervor but instead have opted to direct funds towards the heightening of player wages as well as quality recruitment inside of the country. It’s understood that indeed O.K. Mukladrue’s plan is good for short-term success as opposed to the other financial plan ensuring long term success for which former assistant manager to Mance Libaijliwi Ayn M’Mbeumo Urniezius will carry on from the fired Ginther Alabwn, whose finish with Rod Guafre was simply inexcusable no matter if new ownership had come in. Owing to the very ambitious expectations posed by new majority owners of the club and news website Geektivities, an assistant manager and goalkeeping coach were also appointed. One piece of speculation which also came up that the panel would be discussing today if Alabwn stayed in his post was how he would respond to being grilled by Jelic in an interview hosted by a staffer from another website, sportssurveillanecams.com.gee ahead of his hometown association listing him for free, but now it doesn’t matter as of these sweeping organizational changes. As for the reason of Malee Naqif’s leaving ownership: he’s gone on to both place fourth in and do better than he thought in a one hundred and twenty-eight man tennis invitational being held at capital in Kings Gate, so has auctioned off responsibility to pursue interest in this new hobby. Not much has changed in the way of locker room dynamics, but what many who are watching the league should also watch are new appointments to goal, back row, and middle row where Badowiec, Kemna, Gariel Yarnawghlurab Yawe, and Hjálmtýr Jamnus replace those who have either left or blown out their 4,140th birthday candles. Antenore Filaytsalt does a good impression of a biting jackal coming on, and should fare well when Rod Guafre want to surprise sides such as O.K. Finibienu Letter or O.K. Alyatju by fighting disciplinary fire against fire or when M’Mbeumo notices the referee give suspect decisions, making well with his kicks in compensation for an absence of good throwing or knowledge of when to come off his line. In comparison, there’s no fair comparison one can make in their analysis between goalkeeper Antenore and Defender Gyta besides the distinct worldviews that they had growing up. Appearing to be very passive, Gyta Torunko can be substituted on like Antenore Filaytsalt for the same reasons stated above, but his youth metrics show that Torunko’s foul offenses are very different from how many times he’s been fouled: an average of 0.91 times to 0.25 fouls committed for each game he’s appeared in.
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Badowiec (#80 | GK | 2343 yrs.), Macx Teva Eduni (#56 | Full-Back | 2559 yrs.), Kemna (#32 | Central Defender | 2527 yrs.), Gariel Yarnawghlurab Yawe (#88 | Central Defender | 2685 yrs.), Zvetan 'newnsat Lseaediial (#6 | Central Defender | 2901 yrs.), Lierin Minilinsirtaytfah Y Nayj (#34 | Full-Back | 3047 yrs.), Mechtild Dundisityiys Ea Alratu (#30 | Winger | 3709 yrs.), Ragena Rnmsitao Ian (#55 | Box to Box Midfielder | 2687 yrs.), Hjálmtýr Jamnus (#81 | Central Midfielder | 3191 yrs.), Latresa Lsiisnale E Rebuu (#97 | Winger | 2301 yrs.), Diomidis Ekhdppts Ii Deiroa (#9 | Target Man | 2926 yrs.)
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G: #54 Waniya Albanw (3500 yrs.), #71 Gerlofke 'iisandtir (2780 yrs.), #57 Antenore Filaytsalt (3001 yrs.)
D: #44 Nagate (3280 yrs.), #43 Arduina Otopian (4078 yrs.), #69 Gyta Torunko (2389 yrs.)
M: #74 Alanood Linuthnmalnil (2192 yrs.), #87 Jelic (2329 yrs.), #99 Milliards (3789 yrs.)
F: #45 Jeree N Ţiṟstmadhyura (2501 yrs.), #20 Alquez (2147 yrs.), #92 Nahidul Kawarniḻi (4003 yrs.)
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Engels Truatsuina -- Location: Truatsuina (Population: 1,652,721) -- Best Finish: 9th in R.I.N.K. at 47 pts. (7500-7799) -- Worst Finish: 15th in R.I.N.K. (7800-8099) -- Best Cup Finish: Semi Finals (0-1 N.O.K. Rui Válgo, 7800-8099) -- Stadium: Caterade Arena [Cap: 17,530] -- Formation: 3-1-4-2 -- Manager: Aranzamendez -- {5th season coaching, 5550 yrs.} -- Captain: #76 Darrik Althadrur Jinwar -- Etymology: Club is named after Freidrich Engels, the late communist philosopher and philanthropist who in the year 3788 seemingly came out from another world and then out again from a galleon in the nomadic flotilla country of Chohn-Singh Abirabishnu to start his life in Kwandoa, the first twenty three years of which would see him move to, live in, and be classified as a dissolved organic object from effects of advanced decay by ninety-two times in Truatsuina, Geektopia. Natives of the city appear to have taken his books up well. -- Nickname/s: Hammers, Comrades, Politburo -- Transfer Window: So much for being a law-abiding citizen on good samaritan rule and setting a good example for the boys. Engels Truatsuina manager Aranzamendez’s job was under threat by talks of ownership from sportssurveillancecams.com.gee, but they then pulled out of the negotiations to take over this fan-owned club after another correspondent from the site hassled ownership stakes of O.K. Rod Guafre coming up to five and a half percent with majority holders Geektivities. Aranza’s job was secure then, but a day after the fact of the sportssurveillancecams.com.gee ownership group’s negotiations falling through, informants followed him to a grocery store he frequented in the New Lingo city of Zīnmeinyarwei, and we all know how lawmakers there are, especially with grocery stores: insane. So these informants, as well as tailing Aranzamendez, were also in the building to see if he would unlawfully use the store bathroom and then get out the door without paying for anything. Since he did this unlawfully and lawfully got arrested, the only appearances he’s making in the opening few months of the season are in a New Lingo prison cell at the mercy of arrestees who are as pissed off with the law system in these New Lingo cities as this panel is. His replacement for the quarter of the ninety two years that are about to play out is Xavier Huiñocana and we are about to see new tech turn into old tech; less compartmentalized, but much more controversial and physical as the midfield five will be creating chances from carries with all of the wideness of pitch to help them instead of a narrow space, where it’s the opposite for players in the front row much like it is with the back row. Politburo have men who can physically adapt in this back row, as Artik joins Darrik Althadrur Jinwar and Seibel in full confidence and surreptitiously posts a video of him breaking his bench press PR. IFCF is likely, maybe even more of an expected thing now with the talented yet whimsical figures come through to youth combined with a promising transfer window that only got rid of individuals who themselves couldn’t see a future either at this level or the club.
While Coşkun Satilmişdırlar looks like just another Lertora-esque keeper with tanks of potential in future years, recruitment at the club bring up 4100-year-old Cardinnic holding midfielder Ziquan Iiqireugh. A hammy, dominating presence that would do well behind and in between Arby Nabibhiksah and Kieriţ Szktdiṟiu if his training videos weren’t made public, like those that show his frequently trying the odd counter-attack starting long throw and overhead kick in five-a-side games. For this, he’s able to be read easily but the question of whether these overhead kicks and counter-attack starting long throws are stoppable in most cases many have yet to see an answer for.
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Jayniah Pentpi Sbht Slchs Dirmaea (#1 | GK | 2313 yrs.), Artik (#57 | Central Defender | 2187 yrs.), Darrik Althadrur Jinwar (#76 | Central Defender | 3081 yrs.), Seibel (#4 | Central Defender | 3488 yrs.), Jayleanna Lnepzsloal (#22 | Defensive Midfielder | 2524 yrs.), Icaro Eanalshu (#28 | Winger | 2119 yrs.), Arby Nabibhiksah (#40 | Box to Box Midfielder | 3919 yrs.), Kieriţ Szktdiṟiu (#19 | Central Midfielder | 3180 yrs.), Bobbilee Mahi Yuntij Gha'i (#20 | Winger | 3028 yrs.), Firuza Eayundaf Alkah Ḻialyaq (#31 | Advanced Forward | 3814 yrs.), Barjraj Disgh Lisnatifiatih (#56 | Deep Lying Forward | 3723 yrs.)
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G: #53 Sodipo (3822 yrs.), #98 Shuntae Otoninban Lauks Tea (2579 yrs.), #11 Coşkun Satilmişdırlar (2168 yrs.), #79 Jessie James Jifari (2268 yrs.)
D: #49 Oatha Luriam (2941 yrs.), #44 Asheka Eaghţhar (3254 yrs.), #50 Bazylczuk (3656 yrs.)
M: #11 Ruairi Wanuruttinsa'i Sin (3877 yrs.), #88 Nastaja Mthway (3645 yrs.), #96 Ziquan Iiqireugh (4100 yrs.)
F: #62 Nurmemet Adıyamanmış (4026 yrs.), #60 Danielia Raeamaţ 'iiadiḻ N (2897 yrs.), #72 Jerrard Lunsinctier (3158 yrs.)
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BRAVO Mordecai -- Location: Mordecai (Population: 9,260,143) -- Best Finish: 14th in R.I.N.K. (7500-7799) -- Worst Finish: 2nd in R.T.N. (8100-8192) -- Best Cup Finish: Semi Finals (0-1 O.K. Kummaboule, 7500-7799) -- Stadium: Forestierri Park [Cap: 33,900] -- Formation: 4-5-1 -- Manager: Ceyhun Akkuşmiz {2nd season coaching, 5865 yrs.} -- Captain: #28 Tsunade 'iirzi -- Etymology: The capitalized bit is said to give motivation to demotivated players and the like. -- Nickname/s: the Clovers, the Mud Wrestlers -- Transfer Window: For staff, Josh Sculls has gone in mutual terms and disgrace, but players who make the metamorphosis into staff positions or different jobs tell by manyfold a different story the factors that are at play judging by these comparisons. Hjálmtýr Jamnus and Makaiden Daqarţlikistu Ţhiṟ Binaeu left, while star Justien Lcusia is on schedule to lose his mind somewhere down the road with the awful development he’s known of which will either make him leave to another Mordecai landowner or stay beyond retirement with BRAVO at a position with requirements not unlike those of a physio. So might Ace Lee Awnws, from this point paving the trail for Justien to pave second from him. Established talents leaving and new youth brooding or charming their way into the club is an occurrence which does it’s thing at BRAVO Mordecai more often than even any club in both the first or second divisions, as far as that’s concerned. Not even Chardonnay Buya’s post-promotion rebuild will be as taxing to long-time talent as this haul was, as some may have guessed Ceyhun Akkuşmiz more likely pulled Schubtschik from the reserves of AFC Integabad in Nephara circa Season 50 rather than the Mud Wrestlers’ feeder club, who were relegated last season to the farthest surfaces of humanity one would take pace on before they, like the accountants of O.K. Zukuree, turned into victims of retroactive birth control, otherwise known as the Geektopian third tier. They have made some interesting signings under Mehmed Ramialuḻ’s leadership, — Aelisa Salbuanar being delighted of the hurdle rid of him concerning not having to prove himself and Arroyo Torres acting in a similar way in reaction of this second chance BRAVO Mordecai’s given the central defender — but youth, experience, and good recruitment/development buoy outfits out of the bottom two places in recent R.I.N.K. seasons; Viridescent seem to have lost the recruitment in the beginning, middle, and end stretches of their 8100-8199 season that they once had in the duration of their mainstay and only losing one element in the three was enough to sink them. What BRAVO are working with is a ratio of seventy-five percent inexperience/youth (see their midfield reserve from two seasons ago entirely retiring or leaving) and twenty-five percent experience without any added sprinkles of physical excellence, motivation, or skill. This panel already talked about development which felt off from the point of view of someone working inside BRAVO Mordecai (fans just wouldn’t get it), while good recruitment twangs like a light-switch from on to off. This should be a season that both attracts the neutrals leaning towards buying a brown and dark brown striped home shirt with black outlines and has elements of excitement and expectation not dissimilar to one’s sophomore year of high school.
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Huso Y 'iiabkunlwwm Dalkaz 'uwtus (#52 | GK | 3450 yrs.), Rajvinder Quydha'i (#59 | Full-Back | 2468 yrs.), Arroyo Torres (#5 | Central Defender | 3378 yrs.), Schubtschik (#72 | Central Defender | 3449 yrs.), Serkan Ateşlik (#88 | Full-Back | 3333 yrs.), Jadesola 'iiksayir (#30 | Winger | 3861 yrs.), Aelisa Salbuanar (#67 | Central Midfielder | 3527 yrs.), Joesph Yslamskoe Snihura (#38 | Central Midfielder | 3659 yrs.), Rkv̄mofeaui Cīhngyarfo (#35 | Central Midfielder | 2909 yrs.), Mehmed Ramialuḻ (#41 | Winger | 3615 yrs.), Justien Lcusia (#24 | Target Man | 2932 yrs.)
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G: #2 McNuţt Robinwoṟţh (2631 yrs.), #27 Elysian F Naljilealu Yi (3689 yrs.), #24 Abi Rose Ghdadis Yuyaks A (3051 yrs.)
D: #46 Ülari Rumkyaa (3907 yrs.), #29 Berner Igcol (1836 yrs.), #97 Redor (3454 yrs.)
M: #34 O.J. Eafniqara (2365 yrs.), #99 Pernigo (3571 yrs.), #74 Damaj Zlet Lapa (3210 yrs.), #13 Evo Epsolōh (2828 yrs.)
F: #21 Walford Wawnath Liaynb Yayar (3136 yrs.), #51 Kathir Natildarii (3621 yrs.), #61 Arayata (3170 yrs.), #8 Ace Lee Awnws (4037 yrs.), #33 Dailynn Diḻţilikḻi Ew Libasr (3894 yrs.)
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O.K. Chardonnay Buya -- Location: Buya (1,029,188) -- Best Finish: 15th in R.I.N.K. (8100-8192) -- Worst Finish: 12th in R.T.N. (7500-7799) -- Best Cup Finish: Runners-up (0-1 O.K. Athletic Moscaritolo, 8100-8192) -- Stadium: Baronchancery [Cap: 18,869] -- Formation: 4-3-3 -- Manager: Wilḻyţ Ribufuzili {3rd season coaching, 5795 yrs.} -- Captain: #36 Gweniver Eulid Ḻiṟdfalnaynih Eaqakamath -- Etymology: In common with many compartments of the relegated which used to frequent this division, Chardonnay Buya keep the first part of their names for a reason, as it's founding members faced the increasing concerns about the keeping of beer under traveling buses by... stepping out from this trend somewhat and keeping wine cases sold by the biggest breweries in Buya near the transaxle! This is why the Chardonnay rivalry between themselves and the similarly named Zoo de Aeo outfit is more of a convivial symposium than anything else. Still, even before this Buya was known as where the fallible and corrupt king Keibirihsz Cetir built his national treasury depleting alcohol pools, even sentencing his denouncers to spend a little too much time with their heads under the liquid if they were to be denouncing him.. where he could physically see they were. -- Nickname/s: the Preeners, the Devil's Poison, Chardo -- Transfer Window: 8100-8192 was a season, alright. With Sheriff Bragremeightre and O.K. Chardonnay Buya knowing exactly when to press on the accelerator or ease off on the gas a little bit at the expense of points-deducted MOTOR Mordecai and woeful A.F.C. Viridescent resistance, the latter of the upper pairing in this sentence didn’t lose all too much in the transfer window that would have incomparable value for money or that couldn’t be consolidated with who Wilḻyţ Ribufuzili sat by counting sheep nearly all of the ninety two years before now. The midfield bench could have been what the football-enthused had seen on N.O.K. Rui Válgo’s website if not for O.K. Chardonnay Buya’s cup final appearance rewards dwindling to only seventy-three thousand cryptos, where the party at Turinigre asked for Buya to give out by hand four hundred and twenty seven thousand cryptos more as far as claiming where Cruz-Figueroa Birliuriatuk’s loyalty went. At the cost of all benchwarmers besides Lune Kawaeizdun getting good pay in this restructure, every starter now has R.I.N.K. experience while seven people with secondary to tertiary roles in the squad come from the bottom up; if you’d take a moment of your time to ask, they’re not to only give those Borislava Ḻisalid’s and Kayzia Skruthafb Aea’s of the team less unrest: one wouldn’t guess “central defensive midfielder” for a position if they looked at how tall Maahnoor Yulid was. A self-proclaimed “one club man”, not sure of himself in possession, but stays in his place pretty well on enemy moves. Different superlatives assigned to de Maersschalck, he’s a pretty ambitious guy who knows how to make himself look busier with the ball than he is. All aspects of his game on the physical side, especially flexibility, complement all aspects of Chardo’s game on the physical side really well. Hszrīmōh fōh-Nīrteml and Ţ.L. Ratighi share the same proper composure which lets us see their calm and rational side quite often if they’ll appear on the pitch this season and doesn’t make them look like wet noodles in something like, say, a penalty shoot-out in the R.K.C. Epic Eight Second/Third/Fourth/Fifth round. More distinctions will be made from the two when training footage releases on sportssurveillancecams.com.gee, or better yet, when Wilḻyţ Ribufuzili opens up in the press and gives them a progress report, so to say, as far as who the most likely person to step up in place of another marquee man is. Another midfielder from Cote d’Saphir, in proximity of the Cup of Harmony 80 nation Oberour ar Moro, who finished that campaign coming valiantly unstuck in the round of 32 against Krytenia, had been set to come over for north of four hundred thousand cryptos until some club announcements later said that this business was both in bad faith and would not be going ahead. The payment’s duration is unfortunately going to take north of a few transfer seasons, as according to Geektopian source Datizōhn Business, the entity Chardonnay Buya Ltd. unlawfully used their free cash flow to submit this offer to the unnamed free agent, i.e., the amount of whatever’s left after one subtracts the business’s net operating profit after tax period with it’s investment in a period after that of said tax period. Accordingly, Buya are given by the R.K.C. an extremely specific ban from picking up talent whose origin is in that of either Cote d’Saphir or Oberour ar Moro for the better part of ten seasons.
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Abdurrazzak Açıkün (#75 | GK | 2711 yrs.), Regeana Qarhia (#29 | Left Back | 3262 yrs.), Xayla Yirliatfinsirua (#4 | Center Back | 3578 yrs.), Chaze 'abunifitaa (#35 | Center Back | 2349 yrs.), Kayzia Skruthafb Aea (#23 | Right Back | 2315 yrs.), De Recinos (#6 | Left Midfielder | 2392 yrs.), Kyheir Si 'iiryasnutawlnar (#25 | Central Midfielder | 3832 yrs.), Beszifo Nimeiyarfjcie (#51 | Right Midfielder | 3104 yrs.), Borislava Ḻisalid (#37 | Deep Lying Forward | 3806 yrs.), Abdülselami Kuşsa (#65 | Advanced Forward | 3456 yrs.), Gweniver Eulid Ḻiṟdfalnaynih Eaqakamath (#36 | Deep Lying Forward | 2225 yrs.)
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G: #68 Rovōhs Cerieauijcie fōh-me Lreijcie (3894 yrs.), #39 Hszrīmōh fōh-Nīrteml (4119 yrs.), #48 Ţ.L. Ratighi (2380 yrs.)
D: #9 Lune Kawaeizdun (2750 yrs.), #49 Rukiye Sanal Ṟameisa (3264 yrs.), #67 de Maersschalck (2689 yrs.)
M: #82 Muhdat Tümerdur (1880 yrs.), #41 Ulviyya Iitifuhkananil (2298 yrs.), #94 Maahnoor Yulid Trinihifirij (2374 yrs.)
F: #83 Hidayah Tirli (3150 yrs.), #28 Lisajo Aksifkuf (2898 yrs.), #39 Tama Arteonx (2148 yrs.)
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O.K. Dynaminx Mordecai -- Location: Mordecai: (9,260,143) -- Best Finish: 7th in R.I.N.K. (7500-7799) -- Worst Finish: 11th in R.I.N.K. (7200-7499) -- Best Cup Finish: 4th Round (1-2 N.O.K. Rui Válgo, 7200-7499) -- Stadium: MinxLife Stadium [Cap: 13,891] -- Formation: 5-2-3 -- Manager: Onkar Ṟlizfabiḻ {4th season coaching, 4586 yrs.} -- Captain: #9 Mithilesh Lighlirifilins -- Etymology: Mordecai was also unfortunately involved in a red light district scandal 1000-1500 years previous, where prostitution exploded in part to a soundbite of previous king Omicron that was taken out of context in the February 0011 KATTP (King's Address to the People). The 'minx' part is a slang suffix that refers to a male or female performer, so the name is symbolic of a realistic reminder pointing to what the city's been through in past, as well as how tough the tourism industry exists to be when up to ten percent of the city's residents disappear during this horrid fifteen-year period of rampant Magdalenism. -- Nickname/s: the Tabbies, the Talons, the Red Light District, the Tanners -- Transfer Window: This is a good line-up for a squad, almost straight-up copying the cup squad of O.K. Chardonnay Zoo in the 7800-8099 season. A lot of things then are different then now, including the decision by that club in said cup to field a front row that consisted of wingers which weren’t speedy, but could finish sandwiching a CF that is speedy, but can’t finish from anywhere other than ten yards from target, although the emphasis here is on Tawfik ‘iithmulwaa and Greenfelder staying very close to each other and making the benefit of their partnership greater than that which they could accomplish by themselves. And furthermore, many in the manager’s position would want to keep this same squad, minus a few youth appointments after their legendary campaign that still probably will be the highest a capital outfit will finish in the R.I.N.K. for many seasons. The set piece defending was an issue in Seasons 7200-7499, 7500-7799, and 7800-8099 but upon several demonstrations in preseason from then player-coach staff Kyryn Uaboeybszen leading to revised set-piece defending training, Uaboeybszen’s secret that has to do with one individual following their marked is a lot of things but that to a majority of the back row besides youngster Ayneka Qarnkilyasdihf. Still, there are disrhythms and mismatches that wouldn’t come up in a better looked at man marking strategem and besides this, a huge problem on it’s own would be the rest of outfield not caring to mark anybody like the back four had been and will do. Many can’t say that they’re huge fans of Tniya being babysat in middle row by Tawfik ‘iithmulwaa with the latter wanting to be the recipient of give, get, and go/give and go sequences with Greenfelder. Why couldn’t this 8100-8192 youth academy graduate who still has so many errors in him occasionally sub in for Dolley Qaljaeskirinyu 'iithirl? Besides, this is the same Dolley Qaljaeskirinyu 'iithirl that has a few seasons left in him, unlike the recent midfield call-up who’s also of the Ancient race Hkv̄rrepheaui Szerōhbngō of four thousand ninety nine years in age. It’s all setting up to look like a very experimental kind of football with either many flaws or few that can be counted on one hand. Of course, this depends on the set-up Dynaminx will be in direct conflict with and the strategy posited against them, player chemistry, positional flexibility, and not to mention how many new tactics the opposing coach has to use at their disposal.
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Aadish Lieesslolg (#1 | GK | 2401 yrs.), Ayneka Qarnkilyasdihf (#63 | Full-Back | 2005 yrs.), Abbygayl Fawj (#26 | Central Defender | 3583 yrs.), Akhan Bedhazenen (#94 | Central Defender | 22 yrs.), Mithilesh Lighlirifilins (#9 | Central Defender | 2067 yrs.), Greenfelder (#24 | Full-Back | 2412 yrs.), Tawfik 'iithmulwaa (#50 | Box to Box Midfielder | 2037 yrs.), Tniya Yubijibirieinasul (#16 | Central Midfielder | 2454 yrs.), Wanzenboeck (#52 | Deep Lying Forward | 2806 yrs.), Collins Ysrbtsasee Eaphu (#23 | Advanced Forward | 3524 yrs.), Makaiden Daqarţlikistu Ţhiṟ Binaeu (#5 | Deep Lying Forward | 3154 yrs.)
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G: #86 Hug Lutirsa Hij Thawe (3059 yrs.), #57 Olivia R. Lisaryuth 'uwsuar N (2224 yrs.), #34 Eydís Mahonmy (3878 yrs.)
D: #45 Narimantas Fatawarn (3943 yrs.), #47 Eldiona Danqn Rays Albaywa Eah (3685 yrs.), #7 Srijan Lumulu Datersime (2691 yrs.)
M: #3 Dolley Qaljaeskirinyu 'iithirl (3851 yrs.), #74 Hkv̄rrepheaui Szerōhbngō (4099 yrs.), #82 Květoslav Muriṟieu (3918 yrs.)
F: #8 van Barel (3799 yrs.), #19 Yarik Fasinaea (2618 yrs.), #88 Vedarth Lubiz (3685 yrs.), #76 Immaculaţe D Daḻisamd 'iiyi Dafqilt Kḻaeyuafjlirn Eaaṟḻ (3330 yrs.), #59 Jacione Eaei 'uwt 'iinsinbtahardalibu (2952 yrs.)