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Postby Zwangzug » Mon Apr 15, 2019 7:34 am

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Two cycles ago, Zwangzug were eliminated from the Cup of Harmony by Cassadaigua on a penalty shootout in the round of 16, which is a "draw" according to some pundits.

The team that competed from World Cups 64-69 participated in three CoHs, going out in the group stage on each occasion.

And the original national team played in just one Cup of Harmony, the twenty-fifth edition, which they won.

So Iori Saitou's goal in minute 61 was, in a very technical and pedantic sense, the first time Zwangzug had been defeated in the harmonious bracket. True, no one cares, yet the glory of fun statistical streaks is just as meaningful a point to play for as nebulous national pride.

Of course, Zwangzug aren't out of the tournament; a playoff follows against the Ko-oren Dragonflies, who will be hoping their mascot is fortuitous in the "Here be Dragons" series of competitions. Ko-oren are known for their extremely defensive approach, as well as their linguistic diversity; they lost their semifinal to Saltstead by a similar scoreline.

The original WC33/CoH 25 team is a distant memory to some archivists, ancient history in some countries, a fun video game sidequest in others, a source of pride and embarrassment, a symbol of how far we and the game have come. Is it too much to say that the best way to honor them might just be to talk about them as any old team? Not symbols or legends or shadows, but players, who wore kits and scored goals and achieved some small amount of success, like Kita-Hinode or Saltstead will go on to do in a couple of days' time.

Well, and maybe we could let players pick their own uniform numbers like they did, to honor old heroes or just express themselves. But that's a debate for another time.
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Postby Ko-oren » Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:41 am

What is next for the Dragonflies?

This generation of Dragonflies was heralded as the next big thing since the multiple World Cup qualifiers and Cup of Harmony winners of the mid 70s. Since then, the national team have dropped off, but then went sharply back up the rankings, culminating in the first World Cup qualification since that brilliant mid 70s side. Katanmak Juliasterinthen, central defender for that team and hired as the head coach of the national team, is the architect behind the success, taking advantage as a new wave of talent hit their 20s, ready to take their place on the world's biggest stage. Juliasterinthen's reign was not without problems, facing criticism for his player selection early on, picking established stars over a new, young core. Surviving that, he appointed his earlier colleague, Katherine Davenport, as assistant coach. She reportedly has a big say in the selection process and with her among the staff, the team's average age dropped significantly while the results only got better.

Still, the head coach couldn't silence the critics.

After rejuvenating the team and keeping the results well within Cup of Harmony-qualifying range, a group among the 23 took matters in their own hands and left the team as long as they weren't in the immediate, short term plans of Juliasterinthen. The manager couldn't deal with this, but he didn't need to, as the Dragonflies, without the seven runaways, cruised to the best cycle in the national team's history - leading to that elusive World Cup qualification under new management. As a result, these players had a hard time at their Ko-orenite clubs and many of them were sold off. The instigator, Dennis Lampshire, was sent to Nephara. That's far from a downgrade for him, and he played well enough that even with his status, Juliasterinthen called him up to the team, as a starter. The other six... are not on the team anymore.

And that's where we left off.

Instead of making that cycle the new standard, the results went down. Juliasterinthen and Davenport introduced a new offensive style to the team, which probably is a necessity around ever-evolving strategies in the rest of the Multiverse. The team couldn't immediately adapt, and the results took a hit as a result. And not just that, the team dropped below its standard on numerous occasions, failing to score any goals: no counters, no set plays, no open play. And that with a new, open approach to setting up an attacking play. Seventeen goals scored in eighteen games played, winning just fifty percent, and still coming close to qualification. We just missed out by a single point. Or eight goals. So, off to the Cup of Harmony it is. While the team struggled against pretty much anyone in the WCQ, the CoH is our territory. Two wins and a draw, so the Dragonflies are in the second round.

Since then, we have seen 330 minutes of football.

Zero goals.

Advancing two more rounds, until finally crashing out in the semifinals.

The one thing this generation could have done, is to win the Cup of Harmony, to match the legacy of that 'legendary' team of the past, and silence those that think this team isn't good enough. And in the end, it looks like they aren't good enough. Even after a poor cycle, the Cup's final was within our grasp. Zero goals, so you will eventually concede something. 0-1 to Saltstead, and Zwangzug is our next opponent to at least get on the podium in third place.

Where does that leave the team?

Theshendan has taken his Maethoru a long way, keeping them competitive in the Top League, and doing the same to the Dragonflies. He's about to reach his best years, and it's good to see him take responsibility at the back. The goalkeeper should remain the first choice, and it's hard to imagine anyone doing much better than him. Ronald Munks is not far behind - but that hinges on his team's performance. Miradela have had a good year, but if they now drop down back to their normal level, that might just be the end to Munks' rising star if he doesn't transfer.

Dalton and Lampshire have thrived since their move to Nephara, and it's an honour that such a league takes on players from the lowly Top League. Even though statistics from their play over there aren't readily available, we know that they aren't centre stage at their clubs. But still, they are starters for their clubs. For Dalton, this is probably as far as it goes. For Lampshire, however, we expect him to take a far more influential position with his club. If not, we are going to be out of a leader in the back line for a lot longer than expected. Van Schelven has simply been poor this cycle. He's only 21, but he should've been a lock at the back. Instead, he's taken the new strategy and took it upon himself to be the extra midfielder where possible, leaving space at the back. He's the big man-marker, taking the biggest names of the Multiverse out of the game, and instead he's a frivolous player with little tactical sense - and we don't need that right now. Mizuno, only 20 years old, faces the same problem. He needs some experience next to him, but whenever he looks to his left all he sees is too much space, and he can't cover all of that. We can't expect too much, but he, too, is not playing up to standards. Brogley, lastly, is the captain for now but also falls short. His defensive duties are fine, but he fails to recognise when he has to step in as a captain. There's not much more on the bench, but we could see Parrott and maybe Seoane (for the latter: again, if his club Miradela remains among the top few teams) as stopgaps next year.

In midfield, things have been surprisingly solid. Though, without a lot of input from defence, any Ko-orenite team falls apart. If our defence can't do stuff, then the midfield lacks the creativity to make something else happen. Yokota hasn't shown up to be captain, but his play is alright. He has been on that border between 'good enough' and 'great', but he needs to take that step. Now. Odell was brought in as a stopgap as a spider in the web, handing out passes. He does, but again, not the long-term option here. Fails to show leadership, and often a few steps too late to stop an opponent's advance. Lastly, Longchambon is hard to criticise. He's so good for his age, and he's starting to produce. In his best ever year, though, the team is down to a decade-low production...

The attack is always the same thing: good finishers, people who can find the gaps and jump them, and above all, dependable scorers. Tsuchida is that kind of player but not cool enough to do his thing wherever, whenever. Vaugrenard is a good false 9, and will only get better for a while. He needs to take his team to the next level or transfer to one of the better leagues in the Multiverse in order to continue his development, though.

Basically, the team as a whole scores a mediocre 5/10. It's never so bad that you turn off the tv. It's never so bad that you want to fire this coach immediately, or make drastic changes to the lineup. But it's never good enough, either.

Our projected lineup for next cycle:
Theshendan - Gicquel, Lampshire, Parrott, Seoane, Hergulauthen - Yokota, Magrath, Longchambon - Tsuchida/Novoa, Vaugrenard. Five or six differences from the current team. Only, will Juliasterinthen see it the same way?
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Postby Kita-Hinode » Tue Apr 16, 2019 11:44 am

"What?" The Empress rose an eyebrow, holding her phone with her shoulder while uppercutting another of her challengers down to the map, knocking him out instantly. "You're serious, Miss Eleanor?" "As serious as someone can be. Have you not watched the news?" The Empress chuckled, pushing her now fallen opponent off the mat with her right foot, down to the wooden floor. "The television on the Castle has been broken for the past couple of days. We operate on a budget, you know." The manager chuckled on her side of the line. "Well, that and our radio is usually stuck at Radio Esportiva and they don't dwell too much on sports. In any case, I imagine you're calling me to ask if that raise is coming, right?"

"Not really. Just wanted to warn you that we were on the finals. Thought you'd want to know since you haven't said anything about it yet on the media." The Empress blinked. "That's usually my little brother, the Minister of Sport's job. But sure enough, I'll talk about it soon. Also, send my congratulations to the team. Even if you guys don't win it, getting to the Cup of Harmony's final is a first for the Hinodejin Empire and I'm very proud of them, yourself included." More laughter came. "I'll be happier once you're proud of me winning the trophy. And I get that flat." Satomi shook her head. "The money was already wired. Don't worry about it. Go and win."

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Postby Zwangzug » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:02 pm

Airports in Zwangzug were an interesting business. There were lots of environmental regulations, of course, which increased the costs of transit and made trains more accessible for many people. International airlines had odd policies on stowing carry-on luggage; Zwangzug companies usually dealt with it by mandating that people who had checked luggage also check their carry-ons if there wasn't enough space, then selecting others by lottery, rather than waiting around for guilt-trippees and/or stragglers to volunteer. Security regulations were minimal, to the annoyance of other countries who had their own security theater upon arrival. There were few actual restrictions on who could enter or leave, but people tended to have to fill out lots of forms in triplicate, just for the heck of it.

But one thing that no border could change was the capriciousness of weather. Euan Chalis of Canbix had thought himself lucky to have his return trip from Arlington "merely" rescheduled via Keppal, but when that one was cancelled to, resigned himself to a long layover in the city of skyways.

Well, it wouldn't all be a waste, he told himself. At least there was football on!

The broadcast was muted, but accompanied by surprisingly accurate closed-captioning; it stumbled over a few of the names from both sides, but otherwise kept up with Emmylou Brighton and Jaina McHammel's pointed commentary. Mata Vaugrenard scored shortly before halftime, and Euan took the opportunity to go get some overpriced pizza at the food court.

He returned in time for a dull second half, which featured Tsuki Tsuchida neatly staying onside, despite some poor-quality traps from Martin Scallop, to score a second goal. Lines drifted by of annoyed passengers trying to reschedule their flights; many others were giving up and trying their luck on the InterCity Express.

Full time came and went, and Euan sighed; one fewer diversion to keep him occupied. Would the airport wind down overnight, he wondered? Sure, he could look for a hotel, but it might be nice to have the place all to himself. Maybe he could joyride on the transit conveyor belts...

Emboldened, he paced down to the baggage claim level, the dour game quickly retreating from memory.
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Postby Saltstead » Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:16 pm

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Two-time Cup of Harmony finalists. Not an entirely impressive boast—particularly in comparison to the possible mantle of five-time world champions that Vilita could possibly attain in Raynor City—but that is a boast that Saltstead can now officially lay claim to after a convincing, but not entirely enthralling, semifinal victory over Ko-oren.

“A lot of teams would just keel over after conceding an early goal, but Ko-oren threatened kept going and challenged us the entire way. That is a real testament to the kind of quality in show here.” interim head coach Christianė van Åuphen told reporters in her post-match press conference. “We cannot underestimate Kita-Hinode or we will doom ourselves to defeat.”

Kita-Hinode—heirs to the spirit of two-time world champions Unified Sunrise Islands—are appearing in their first Cup of Harmony final and will be keen to deny the Stallions a prize they have already been denied once. They have yet to concede a goal in the knockout stage and have found the back of the net twelve times; Saltstead have had an impressive defensive performance, conceding just once the entire tournament, but the demonstrated ability of the Poltergheists to overcome opposing defences will have even the most hardened Saltsteadish fan holding their breath for the entire ninety minutes.

Losing would be heartbreaking, though not entirely unexpected, while winning would be an exhilarating vindication of a footballing philosophy some foreigners might wish dead. However, that win would have a couple of catches…

Van Åuphen is not here to stay
It is quite a shame really, since Van Åuphen would probably make the most competent manager in the brief history of Saltsteadish international football. Here at this Cup of Harmony, she has been doing a bloody good job, but the youth development director stated that she wanted to get back to her regular job.

“We only have seven matches to judge me by here and I do not believe they can be truly reflective of what I would bring to the table as a permanent head coach,” Van Åuphen stated after the semifinal. “I have been approached by high figures within the Royal Saltsteadish Football Association, but I politely put an end to any thoughts of staying on long-term. I enjoy the position I have with youth development and believe that other people would be better for what we need at the senior level right now.”

As a practical matter, ascending to the senior head coaching job would put Van Åuphen under more intense scrutiny and would see her possibly become the target of some disturbing sun-hurtling fantasies. It is understandable why she would be keen to avoid that kind of focus. She has now made the job of her permanent replacement that much harder: not only do they have to avoid embarrassing Saltstead, but they will have to live up to the expectations of a nation that believes it can achieve more.

Now, we have to say that Van Åuphen needs to play a more proactive role in getting young Saltsteadish talents into rotation. Her facilitation has been lacking in her brief stint in charge of the KSFB’s youth development campaign and it needs improvement, but from the glimpses we have seen, she can make the future of Saltsteadish football shine bright.

Clement Kolen is hanging up his boots
We knew it had to happen sooner or later, but the prolific and steadfast midfielder will officially retire after the final against Kita-Hinode.

“There comes a point when you have to consider retirement,” the Ashwell native said in the twii.tur thread announcing his decision. “Family and friends have been by my side throughout what has been a thrilling and enjoyable career and I now want to give back to them. It is all because of them that I even had the chance to set off on this amazing journey. I want to thank them, as well as all the coaches and staff who helped me along the way.”

Ann-Marine Crabshaas will temporarily hand over her captain’s armband to Kolen for the occasion, marking the first (and final) time that he has captained a match while Crabshaas is also on the pitch. “Clement has been an incredible friend all these years and all of us in the changing room agreed that this is the right way to honour his final appearance,” Crabshaas said in the twii.tur feed.

We personally hope that he will be able to lift the trophy at the end. It would certainly be the perfect ending to a respectable career in the red and black hoops.

But some actually good news
We are still in it to win it. That counts for something. In Clement’s own words from after Saltstead’s penalty shoot-out loss to Juvencus: “Dare to dream. Never believe anyone who says you will never be good enough.”

Even if the final is lost against Kita-Hinode—a very real possibility when facing such high-calibre opposition—the defensive record of the Stallions has been impressive and has not gone unnoticed. Other than a brief blemish courtesy of Omerica’s Maria Nelissen and a couple of genuine scares versus Ko-oren, Saltstead have made the life of opposition forwards bloody difficult. Either way the final goes, the miserable qualifiers we were falsely sentenced to endure will be redeemed by an excellent Cup of Harmony performance that demonstrates Saltstead is not yet dead.

A new head coach will officially be crowned in the coming days and, provided the new head coach is not a reincarnation of Gay Ware, the future looks bright for our Stallions and for our beautiful nation.

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.... Kita-Hinode predicted starting XI: Han Ji-Hun; Koetsu Okuyama, Etishi Karu, Raiden Kojima, Mimi Akazukin; Juri Kisame, Kamalani Kanani, Somporn Metharom; Arichi Kunorikato, Iori Saitou (c), Cherry Whitecastle
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Cup of Harmony 74 Final Cutoff

Before the reveal, here's one last thank you to everyone for participating and making this cycle a joy to read.



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