WC 82 RP Thread

[Commonwealth of Baker Park]

Nationals back to winning ways

Kristian Barnard
Daily Mail Soccer Writer


After an emotional few weeks which saw a disappointing loss and a consolidation of the roster, the Commonwealth National Team felt like a weight had been lifted off their shoulders as they defeated Walenstein 4-0 at Collins Park. It was the second time in the campaign they defeated the visitors by the same score and provided a bit of a cushion between the side and trailing pack in the chase for the second qualifying spot in Group 9.

Kyle Moyer made 4 saves and earned his third shutout of qualifying and Jamari Bozeman continued his torrid form with his 5th goal in 5 starts. Alex Sandoval, Brianne Whitestone and Erica Shaw also got their names in the scoresheet in a match which Baker Park looked the brighter of the two teams from the start.

Moyer; Brown, D Haller [C], Stephens; Santos, Shaw (Taborn 71'), DiPietro, Whitestone; Bozeman (Whitestone 68'); Sandoval, Jones (Ashcroft 74')
Goals: Whitestone 18', Bozeman 33', Shaw 53', Sandoval 64'
Shots: BP--12 (7), W—6 (4)
Fouls: BP—7, W--6
Yellow Cards: none
Poss: BP 68% W 32%

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https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1186868

Robert Johanssen had been invited to the Palace have a meeting with Omugabe Basamula, the brother of Kabaka Mwanga. He brought along the Commercial Attaché from the Embassy, Karen Albert, who had pulled together the info pertaining to the interests and services of the Commonwealth Oil & Gas Corporation subsidiaries that could be beneficial to the Kingdom's fledgling petroleum business.

The Ambassador talked a bit about what the overall thinking of the government was and how that tied in with the depth of involvement that CommOil was looking to have in the project. The PM was particularly focused on the optics of the situation; she understood that the locals were in opposition, and didn't want to have the Banijan people get an impression that the Commonwealth was looking to make money on the backs of the population.

When it came around to Albert's turn, she made a very brief presentation, and gave the Prince a short dossier that she'd written up with information she gleaned from the Sales Manager of Sampson-Grayson Rig & Well Equipment, which is a part of the CommOil group. The other part of the company that might be useful would be Petrocomm Pipeline Products, but she hadn't gathered any stats from them currently.

Swede came back around to the subject of the Lugazi and their concerns. The government thought it might be beneficial if an approach was made to see if they might be open to employment with Sampson-Grayson; not necessarily the dirty, intensive labor roles, but support and office jobs. In that way, the people themselves could see for themselves how seriously the company took environmental issues.

[Equestrian States]

-WORLD CUP 82 QUALIFYING - AROUND THE MULTIVERSE-
The Returns of the Queens
Several top seeds returning to form as World Cup Qualifiers enter final stretch
by Time Turner

It's been a fairly rough qualifying campaign for many of the multiverse's best sides. Among those elite teams struggling to perform this cycle are: Starblaydia, Eshan, Drawkland, Barunia, Ethane, and - of course - the Equestrian States. Some of these sides, however, have witnessed a return to form as the campaign has progressed, overcoming significant deficits to renew their World Cup ambitions. With just four matches remaining in World Cup 82 qualifying, a few have even retaken a spot in the top two in their respective groups.

Join me as we take a look around the multiverse at some of the top stories from the last round of World Cup qualifying matches:

Starblaydia Closes in as Cassadaigua and Filindostan Stumble
It wasn't long ago that the Equestrians' Sisters-in-Purple were eyeing tickets to the Cup of Harmony out of the corners of their eyes, as Starblaydia (7-4-3, 3rd in Group 14) sat six points out of a qualifying spot they've been chasing since the first day of the campaign. Cassadaigua (7-5-2, 1st in Group 14) and Filindostan (8-2-4, 2nd in Group 14) looked nearly uncatchable. In the last few weeks, however, nearly every result has broken in the Starblaydis' favor, as both their rivals for qualifying have dropped points left and right, including a crucial draw in a head-to-head meeting. Now, with four matches to go, the 17th-ranked Starblaydis are just one point back of the Filindostanis and Cassadagans.

Farves Clinch a Second World Cup Berth for the Glorious Southwest™
With the 82nd World Cup being co-hosted by the Vanorians, Atlantian Oceania's Glorious Southwest™ was assured at least one spot in the finals. Thanks to Farfadillis (12-1-1, 1st in Group 12), that number is now at two. The 7th-ranked La Vherderoja secured their World Cup tickets via a 1-0 road victory over Eraman (3-5-6, 7th in Group 12) combined with a one-all draw between Beepee (6-5-3, 3rd in Group 12) and Apl0n (6-3-5, 5th in Group 12) that guaranteed the Farves would finish in the top two of their group. La Vherderoja have consistently dominated in Group 12, a humbling 4-1 home loss to Mriin (9-5-0, 2nd in Group 12) representing the Farves' only major hiccup during the campaign. Farfadillis currently boasts the second-best record across all qualifying groups, with just the Nepharim currently ahead of them in the overall table.

Resurgent Barunia Back in the Hunt in a Neck-and-Neck Group 4
After seven games, 16th-ranked Barunia (7-2-5, 2nd in Group 4) looked more like a team that would be lucky to be ranked 116th, as the Suns dropped into ninth-place following a humiliating 2-0 loss at home to 298th-ranked Libera Populum (3-8-3, 8th in Group 4). Since then, the top-seeded Barunians have rebounded with a 5-1-1 record that now has them holding onto a qualifying spot for the first time this campaign. However, the Suns are hardly out of danger yet, with a remarkable five teams trailing them by fewer than four points. Although the Barunians' remaining schedule appears relatively friendly on-paper, both Zwangzug (5-4-5, 7th in Group 4) and Vakolicci Haven & Celeria (5-4-5, 6th in Group 4) will look to take advantage of their head-to-head matches with the Suns to close the gap between themselves and the group's fiercely-contested second World Cup berth.

The Grab Bag
While the Farves were adding another Glorious Southwest™ team to the 82nd World Cup, two of their regional neighbors were being subtracted: Freeport (2-6-6, 9th in Group 5) and the Busoga Islands (3-2-9, 7th in Group 13) have now both been mathematically eliminated from the competition ... One week after the Cormorants officially qualified, the perfect record of 3rd-ranked Nephara (13-1-0, 1st in Group 9) was spoiled as they were held scoreless on the road in a 0-0 draw with 112th-ranked Blaneu (3-3-8, 8th in Group 9) ... In a fixture where the winner could potentially wrap-up a spot in finals, The Holy Empire (10-4-0, 1st in Group 3) and Qasden (10-3-1, 2nd in Group 3) played to a 4-4 draw that - while certainly entertaining neutrals - at least temporarily prevented either side from securing qualification, as unranked Brusseldorf (6-5-3, 3rd in Group 3) kept their own incredible campaign alive, if only for another week ... Just one cycle after the Red Kites boasted the multiverse's best record in World Cup 81 qualifying and reached the quarterfinals for the first time, 8th-ranked Ethane (6-4-4, 4th in Group 5) is in serious danger of missing the tournament entirely, sitting an increasingly-distant 6 points out of second-place with just four matches remaining; the Red Kites will have the opportunity to prove the last cycle wasn't a mere fluke with visits to two of the teams currently ahead of them in the table: leaders Bongo Johnson (9-2-3, 1st in Group 5) and Damukuni (8-4-2, 2nd in Group 5).

[Saltstead]

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The Beet

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Qusmi win two free Seafoam Islands after Omericans finally get their shit together
The nation’s favourite insular republic will go bye-bye after some random dope reads up on the United Republican Soccer Federation constitution

We’re not sure how it’ll work, but we’ve been assured it will work

Port-des-Saints, Omerica — The nation of Qusmo will get just a tad bigger and Omerica just a tad smaller after a middle manager noticed an obscure clause in the constitution of the latter’s national football association.

With a vote to remove national team manager and secretly sentient grapefruit on a stick Anne-Sophie Groothuis under way, the constitution of the United Republican Soccer Federation was exhumed from the burial ground of the nation’s World Cup qualifying hopes and dreams to check if such a move was even legal. As it turned out, it was, but something else was found in the document that shocked the people who read it: an obscure clause meant that any nation to beat Omerica four times on the bounce would win one of Omerica’s republics. (These weirdos love the words “republic” and “federation”, it seems.)

“This has never come up before,” URSF Executive Councillor and part-time janitor Marlon-Russel Villaverde-Cannon-D’Amore stated in a press conference. “As bad as we are, even we didn’t think it was possible for a nation to maintain a perfect record against us for four matches. We’re just as stunned as you are, but I am reasonably informed that the benevolent rule of the Qusmu state will guide whoever is fortunate enough to escape this godforsaken federation to glory.”

According to the clause, which of the twenty-five republics to be surrendered would be determined at random—though no one could adequately explain to us here at The Beet why they have twenty-six “republican football associations”, just as they couldn’t explain why they would call a parliamentary body the “House of Plenipotentiaries”. So in a ceremony more ceremonious than necessary, the flags of all twenty-five republics were folded up, placed inside footballs and swirled around in a giant bingo cage. One football was removed from the cage in the presence of the Qusma ambassador, though in the time-honoured Omerican tradition of not having thought this entirely through, a local barista had to pop the ball open with her teeth before pulling out a blue sheet with two white stars on it: the flag of the Seafoam Islands.

“I was shocked when we were picked,” Seafoam Island Premier and part-time Death to Humans cover band lead Sidney Lorraine Clayton-Cola-Quintana stated in an impromptu speech on stage. “I am honoured that my republic shall be surrendered to the great State of Qusmo for exaltation above all other lands.”

The Federal Ministry of Defence has officially made out the deed to the Seafoam Islands in the name of the State of Qusmo. A letter has been sent to the Qastyr announcing that a representative of Qusmo may pick up their new Seafoam Islands at the Headquarters of the Federal Ministry of Defence, Georgetown, Republic of the City of Port-des-Saints, United Republics of Omerica. No one from the Qusmi’y government responded to a request for comment.

Meanwhile, in other news, the nation of Saltstead is determined to throw away qualification for the World Cup and the last tatters of its sanity by whatever means necessary. —TB

[Eura]

Experimenting with their lineup had not prevented Eura from dishing out serious punishment to Rakivland. It was 5-1 to Eura, traveling away from home, with goals being shared out between Griffiths, Haines, Bond, Sharp and Wright. The recovery was welcome after several difficult draws, although the result against Drawkland was essentially better for Eura than it was their Drawkish opponents. With victory in the bag and only ten minutes left on the clock Daniel Belgrave saw fit to make a final substitution and give some game time to a new guy in town. His name was John Fletcher, or 'Fletch' for short. An injury to titanic forward Lofty Jones had created a space in the squad for this qualifier to be filled by one of the reserves. Fletcher was that man and now he found himself warming up on the touchline, nervous but raring to go at heart. Sharp trudged off covered in sweat and mud picked up from the soaked pitch, looking every bit like his famous father the older he got. Conditions were poor by the standards Eura had become accustomed to.

Fletch didn't mind one iota what the conditions were like. He was a fighter, a scrappy so-and-so who had battled his way through regional academy football from a young age. He overcame weight issues and a bad attitude to become a Gold League player and then earned a lucrative transfer to AFC Treason in Nephara. But his confidence was not unbound by the limitations of reality. Since that move abroad his international career had failed to launch despite strong club form. Fletch was locked out of the side by Jones and the key duo of Underwood and Holmes, plus other competing strikers like Sharp and Bond. Knowledge of this failure to break into the team was playing in his mind as you would expect in such as situation. He was acutely aware of the need to prove himself quickly, or face further exclusion from the national team set up. New Euran strikers did not get many games to show they had "the right stuff". A pat on his back was the signal; time to go. Fletch rushed on with his number 26 shirt (Sharp had moved to 14) and readied himself to get stuck in.

He would need to be patient. Rakivland were enjoying a rare spell of possession. Much to the bemusement of Euran keeper Ryan Bull, they were able to convert this spell into a goal, a low blow under Bull's firm grip into the bottom corner amidst a goalmouth scramble. Minutes ticked by and little happened as stoppage time approached. Fletch dashed about as fast as he could to try and get involved and was rewarded with a first touch, chesting down Wright's ball forwards. He was dispossessed within the blink of an eye by one of the home side's niftier defenders. Fletch waltzed around about 30 yards from goal, begging for something to come his way. Then came the opportunity. Dominic Miller had broken away down the left and had only Fletch and Bond ahead of him. Fletch got moving and was lifted by the sight of the ball floating forward toward him, only for a pesky defender to head it away. He sighed and began to slow until he noticed the ball come to rest out wide for Miller to run onto. Options ran through Fletch's brain until he decided exactly what to do when Miller likely put a cross in.

The cross came, low and hard, too low for a man of Fletch's stature. As he advanced into the box he took a leap of faith - a dive of faith in fact. He leapt forwards like a river trout, flying forwards laterally ten yards from goal, allowing the Treason centre forward to get down to the ball and steer it almost expertly into the bottom right hand corner. His teammates all came over to give him a triumphant wave of high fives and brotherly hugs. Fletch let it happen but didn't indulge. He was happy to have scored for his country and done it well, but he could still be dropped again at the end of the day. There was an opportunity to demonstrate some fancy footwork and hold up play before the end which he duly did, but Fletch left the pitch expecting not to play again for some time. Instead he got a welcome surprise as Belgrave himself stopped to talk to him on the pitch. 'Good showing today lad. Here's the thing, uh, Lofty's really done a number on his hamstring. We're not sure when he can play club or international again. He's out, and I want you to be in, for more than just one game. You happy with that?' Fletch couldn't possibly say no. 'Course boss, looking forward to it.'
'Good man. Go and get a shower.' Fletch obeyed and would spend the rest of his evening dreaming of his next goal. A diving header was not a bad start.

[Alluersia]

When the bulletin came across the screens the people of the country were stunned that their President would resign so suddenly, however this wasn't a surprise to many as Adam Haggord was showing in years and his health was starting to fail his old body. However the idea of Mark Niles coming forth as the new President of Alluersia came as a shock, but was meet with great joy as he is a national war hero and icon for bravery for his actions in the 1980-83 War.

Mark Niles a large well built man of sixty-four, still in excellent shape for his age rubbed lotion on his hands which now before the cameras sparkled. He being in a unique position having been on the Senate floor just that morning now ready to take the Oath of Leadership to become President. Before him is the Charter of Alluersia and the Chief Justice Andrea Lethong.

Chief Justice Lethong stares at Senator Niles and back at the cameras, she walks up to the Charter that lays on a velvet padded stand and motions for the Senator to join her. After he is standing beside her, she starts the ceremony, "Senator Niles, it is a great honor to bestow this upon you, our young nation is at a fork in the road of history, President Haggord has resigned and named you his successor and our next President, his hopes and dreams are ours, his sprit and pride is ours. Do you Senator accppt his word and are ready to take the Oath of offfice."

The Senator straightened his back and looked directly at the camera's, then back to the Judge, "I do."

Justice Lethong takes the charter n her hands and asks, "Senator, place your right hand on the Charter. Now repeat after me, I Mark Niles do swear upon this Godly planet.."

"I Mark Niles do swear upon this Godly planet.."

"That I will do what ever it takes to keep the dreams and hopes of my people alive.."

"That I will do what ever it takes to keep the dreams and hopes of my people alive.."

"And that I will serve and acknowledge the rule of law and seek out justice to those who do wrong.."

"And that I will serve and acknowledge the rule of law and seek out justice to those who do wrong.."

"So help me God."

"So help me God."

Lethong smiling reaches her hand out to shake his hand, "Congratulations..President Mark Niles." Turning around to the press, "I present to you, the third President of the Republic of Alluersia."

*six hours latter*

President Niles took a couple of ours to do a meet and great and receive fanfare, however though he was quite eager to get to work, he was known for being more bullish than Haggord towards independence and more willing to be the one to start a fight. Start the fight he was about to do, he knew the following orders he was about to give would unleash the furor of De'Cader upon Alluersia, however he knew something De'Cader didn't. The future did not look good for a united West Guiana.

In the National Security Bunker, the very same one where Pres. Haggord gave his resignation speech hours before President Niles was now here and was ready to start the war that might see the downfall of De'Cader. The room was empty besides Niles and his military leader Jeroge Wilkerson, they both were staring at a TV screen in which another man with darker skin, wrinkles and graying hair appeared. Niles speaks up, "Anthon, I'm very pleased that you were able to get a secure connection, I know that you make sure that the NIA isn't hearing into this."

Anthon smiles, "You bet, and let me say Congrats Mr. President, my men and I are ready to serve under your leadership."

Niles nodded, still not use to hearing the words Mr. President. "Anthon, are your men in place around Baystom and the Port. And Jergoe, do you have yours ready on the FSS Calman?"

Anton replies, "Yes."

Jeorge, "Yes."

Niles walks towards the back of the room and picks up a smart pad, "Jeroge, your men once they take control of the FSS Calman understand they are to turn her guns to the Naval port and open fire and are to only disable the FSS Gandor and Myto from being able to leave the port."

Jeroge looks st Niles, "Yes, they understand that neither ship is to be damaged, unless they are fired upon. They have taken extra steps to ensure that the fighter jets will be taken care of."

"Yes..yes, they'll be smart and turn on the ships surface to air missiles..and Anthon, your men..no. You have the numbers that you can secure the port and area surronding it?"

Anthon again nodding, "Yes, most of the people living around the port are pro-Alluersia and we have the backing of the police force and will have use of their helicopter."

Niles looking through his notes, "Now, Operation P will go into effect two hours after this, we will move in on Fort Pillywith, and since most of the troops stationed there are native Alluersian, their loyalty was always not a question for us. Taking the fort will give us the artillery and anti-aircraft missiles that we will require to hold off the West Guianan air power..for now." Niles looking at both and sighing, knowing very well what he is about to do next will start the war of wars. "Gentleman, as of now Operation Baystom is in effect, God helps us from here on out."

[Valanora]

Here Be Dragons

Do the results leave you feeling thunderstruck?

MD15 cutoff for Groups 8-15

[Qusmo]

I started work on a much better RP, but it’s not going to get done in time for cutoff today. That said, I’ve already missed so many days & am in such a simultaneously precarious & hopeful position that I need something. What do I mean by “simultaneously precarious & hopeful,” you ask? Well, ..

Cynav-Hynym Eva’s face was grim.

“Give it to me straight.” Avarn-Oxolt Ban needed to know in exactly what kind of a situation they were in, & they trusted Cynav-Hynym to tell them.

“Beginning with the easy part, we’re not going to catch Cosumar. They’re thirteen points ahead of us, & there’s only twelve points left to be had.”

“Yes, but there’s more than one spot available in Apox & Valanora.”

“Very true,” Cynav-Hynym conceded. “I’ll remind you of the four fixtures we have remaining: in Velestria, hosting Mattijana, hosting Alluersia, & in Saltstead.”

“Yes, I’m quite well aware.”

“I’ll remind you, also, that we only earned four points from those matches.”

“Yes, I recall quite clearly. That won’t do it. But both of those losses were away, & we’ll be hosting Mattijana & Vartugia. & we were able to beat Saltstead before; we can do it again.”

“Perhaps. I’d also remind you that Saltstead will have the same three opponents as we have over the next three matchdays, with the exception of Vartugia instead of Alluersia - so, a slightly easier schedule - before our teams face each other on the final day of qualifying.”

“Yes, that has to be important.”

“We’re currently fifth, on twenty points, four points behind Saltstead, with a ten-goal deficit in goal difference, too.”

“I realize. Can we get to what this means for us?”

“We’re going to play Saltstead on the final matchday, & that will be pivotal. If we lose that match, we’ll have to have made up seven points & at least twelve goals in goal difference in our next three matches to still qualify. That means that if Saltstead can manage one win, or if we lose a single match, in the next three matchdays, we would be eliminated with a loss - if we wouldn’t be by that point already.”

“Just what I wanted to hear.”

“I’m sure. A draw, of course, leaves us right where we are now: four points & ten goals adrift. Assuming we’d win our other three matches, Saltstead would have to earn at most five points - &, realistically, four - from their next three matches for that to be enough to provide the margin we need. Possible, but it’s unlikely that would happen. I’d certainly not want to be in the position that something as important as a World Cup Qualification place rests on Saltstead doing that.”

“You wouldn’t want anything riding on anyone else doing anything. But, yes, that would be a risky gamble. We need a win on Matchday Eighteen.”

“Correction: you need a win every matchday. Saltstead would beat Vartugia, of course; they only have one win, & three results of any kind, in fourteen matches. & one of them, might I remind you -”

“No, you needn’t do that; I’m well aware.” Avarn-Oxolt scowled at the thought of the fact that Qusmo had been one of those three results; had Qusmo been able to score, they would have been two points better off. They might have been in control of their own destiny. Perhaps they wouldn’t have had to have this conversation. Avarn-Oxolt pushed that out of their mind. “What’s Saltstead look like now?”

“Let’s chalk up three points for Saltstead now. Now, they could only earn one point against either Velestria or Mattijana. That means that one of those teams - or both - will earn three points against Saltstead. Remember, Mattijana is only one point behind us, & Velestria is only one point behind them. If they beat Saltstead & us, even if we can still get past Saltstead, they will overtake us.”

“Okay. Alright.” Avarn-Oxolt processed this information. “So, we need four wins in our last four matches. Let’s say we do. What happens then?”

“Yes, that’s the best-case scenario. But over the next four matchdays, there will be sixteen matches in Group 11 that we cannot control, which could change things dramatically. Let’s start with the worst-case best-case scenario.”

“Lovely.”

Cynav-Hynym ignored them. “Let’s say we earn all twelve points we can. That puts us at thirty-two. Precisely where Qusmo stood at the end of the last cycle. & did we qualify then?”

“It’s a new cycle. Let’s move on, please.”

“As you wish. Saltstead would, of course, not be able to win all four of its matches - but they could still win three. That would put them at thirty-three. That’s more than Qusmo could have. It’s out of Qusmo’s hands; by Matchday Eighteen, they could be eliminated, even if they have a perfect run of form until then.”

“Alright. But Saltstead just needs to drop one point, right?”

“Right. If Velestria or Mattijana - or, technically, Vartugia - can draw or win against Saltstead, Qusmo still has a chance.”

“Good. We can still make it.” Avarn-Oxolt began to stand up.

“Don’t go just so quickly, Ban,” Cynav-Hynym cautioned. “There’s more.”

“Oh, of course. What is it this time?”

“I think you’re forgetting something: we’re only in fifth place. Saltstead’s not the only team we have to hurdle to qualify. Kavagrad sits level on points but ten goals ahead on difference, while Sajnur stands only five goals ahead on difference but three points ahead of us.”

“Neither of them will qualify,” Avarn-Oxolt responded.

“Will they, now? Let’s look at that best-case scenario again. We finish on thirty-two, Saltstead finishes on thirty-one or less. Where does that leave Sajnur? Where is Kavagrad? We’ve played both of those teams twice before; we can’t take points away from them. Even if we win all four of our matches, so can they.”

“You’ve got to be kidding me.”

“It’s not insurmountable. Kavagrad has yet to visit Mytanija. & on Matchday Seven, they’ll be hosting Cosumar.”

“Okay. One of those should take some points away. Especially Cosumar. Good. But that leaves Sajnur. What have they got left?”

“Well, Sajnur has some difficult opponents left to play - like us, they still need to play Alluersia, Velestria, & Mattijana. They’re capable of taking points away. Most of all, though -” Cynav-Hynym paused.

“Spit it out; now’s not the time for dramatics.”

“Sajnur still has yet to visit Ramusok.”

“Margaret, Eva, why didn’t you tell me that before?”

“We need to go through all the scenarios.”

“Alright. So, what you’re telling me is that we still have a chance?”

“If we win all four of our remaining matches, it’s very plausible that we qualify for the World Cup. But things still have to go our way, & we still have to win all four of those matches.”

“Well,” Avarn-Oxolt sighed, “looks like it’s time to get to work.”

[Sajnur]

WCQ Delayed Reports

Alluersia 3 - 3 Sajnur

Sajnur arrived in Alluersia on a chartered airliner and spent their entire stay in the aspiring nation under armed guard due to the precarious security situation. Furthermore, Sajnuran military personnel were stationed in international waters just outside Alluersia in preparation for a possible evacuation of Sajnuran citizens. Nevertheless, the football match in Je'Kara went ahead as planned, and resulted in another draw between the two teams, with both possession and scoreline even. For Alluersia it is a respectable result, albeit one that sees them drop two positions to 9th in Group 11 thanks to victories for Mytanija and Velestria, but Sajnur leave Alluersia disappointed at another draw, even though Mytanija's victory over Qusmo means Sajnur leap over them back to 4th. Sajnur would have expected victory, especially in light of their recent five match winning streak against generally superior opponents, but Alluersia presented a clinical attack and Sajnur's defence did not provide enough protection to secure victory. Alan Gharici again stood in for Kahala Murje as the 16 year old was not brought to Alluersia in light of the security situation, but did not repeat his good performance against Saltstead or his performances in the First Division.

The first half started very badly for Sajnur as Alluersia scored twice in the first five minutes. Dan Elksert started proceedings by dribbling past several tourists before shooting from outside the box to make it 1-0 after just two minutes, and Elksert was involved again when he ran down the line past David Kiral before crossing to the feet Quin Quince, who slotted past Piotr Laghiev to make it 2-0. The game devolved into a back and forth for most of the rest of the half, with plenty of tackles and wayward shots seen by the crowd, but in the 39th minute Alluersia would delight the home fans yet again. A long shot by Shean Pasyts was blocked by Alan Gharici and went out for a corner. The ball was then whipped in by William DePo and headed in by Jeorge Wilks, and the half ended 3-0.

Sajnur managed to get back on track after a horrific first half, but Alluersia repelled Sajnur's attacks all the way up to the 70th minute, when Andre Naulo dribbled past several hosts and rounded Carl Calson to roll into an empty net. Alluersia had managed to repel seven corners before Naulo's breakthrough, and indeed would repel two more before the end of the match, but they couldn't block Jessica Siafik's free kick in the 79th minute, which swung in from 30 yards and deceived Calson to make it 3-2. The equaliser would then come in the 82nd minute when David Kiral sent in an early cross for Basuli Maktar, who subbed on for Sian Levici, to head past Calson. Sajnur were sadly unable to find a winner, but this 12 minute spell of goals means that Sajnur take 4th spot from Qusmo.

Kavagrad 1 - 2 Sajnur

Sajnur have returned to winning ways by defeating Kavagrad 2-1. Sajnur secured 61% of the possession and made good use of it as they returned the favour from Matchday 4 and ran rings around the Redhearts. Shooting ten times to Kavagrad's four, Edouard Calvin had a difficult time in front of his home fans, while Piotr Laghiev had a relatively easy day, although he was unable to keep his sheet clean.

Sajnur's first goal came in the 13th minute as Kaori Hajat sent a long pass to Dario Tule on the wing, who dribbled past Oscar Maguire and whipped the ball into the box for the towering Basuli Maktar to head past Calvin for a goal on his first start for the national team. Tule and Sian Levici sent in plenty of crosses, but Maktar and Andre Naulo were unable to capitalise further in the first half, and Kavagrad were given an opportunity to equalise as they won a penalty in the 31st minute. Tomasi Vuierev jockeyed with Benjamin Mumuni in the penalty box and his final attempt to dispossess him was given as a foul, and Mumuni stepped up and slotted his penalty into the bottom corner to equalise. With Sajnur failing to find their way past Calvin, half time ended with the score at 1-1.

The second half was a slower affair as fatigue started to set in and Sajnur shifted to a slower, less aggressive approach. Jessica Siafik and Zain Hasan cycled the ball amongst themselves and the team in their endeavour to keep Kavagrad away from the ball, but this more sedate approach managed to pull the Redhearts out of their positions and Naulo and Maktar still had chances, but they either went wide or were collected by Calvin. The 75th minute, however, provided the winning goal. The bal circulation arrived at the feet of Taulant Haji, playing this match as an inverted wingback. He advanced forward, drawing in Oscar Maguire and dodging Kyle Keelie, and then sent a ball into the path of the sprinting Andre Naulo, who ran through the now gaping hole between the Kavagrad centre backs into the penalty box, rounded Calvin, and slotted home into an open net. Kavagrad would launch a few missions into enemy territory, but none made it past the Sajnuran back three and Sajnur played piggy in the middle with the Kavagrad midfield to close out the match, to the chagrin of the home fans.

This victory returns Sajnur to third place in Group 11, and the national team will return to the Queen Haqla stadium to play Mytanija for Matchday 14, while Kavagrad travel to Alluersia.

[Mriin]

Here Be Dragons

Even for those that feel out of reach, you can still prove yourselves. You can still have your revenge.

MD15 Cutoff for Groups 1-7

[New West Guiana]

The evening air was brisk yet warm with the help of the warm waters of the Calania Sound, the city of Bystom the fifth largest port in the country glistened in the distance as tourists walked along the beach and looked out seeing the naval ships dock and sail past the city. A small gathering of warship enthusiast's looked out as the FSS Alfred C Calman had stopped, it was the flagship of the West Guianan navy, equipped with both laser guided missiles and more old fashioned 16 inch, 50 caliber guns, only four in total, but it gave the ship some extra punch. They were being given a show, as the ship was turning its large guns towards the city, however a few peopled started to back away as one person was quick to point out, the sounds coming from the ship were as if it was about to fire.

Suddenly it's horn gave three long blasts and the four guns opened fire, the crowd watched as the shells zipped over their heads and exploded with great furry in the naval port.

"What the hell!"
"Oh GOD CALL THE POLICE!"
"I hope everything is al right."
"Was it an accident?"

It was not an accident, as a couple minutes latter the guns re-aimed and fired again, and again and again. They fired six times in total, nearly a twenty minute barrage. The targets were precise, a cargo crane, that now sits in the water blocking the entry of the port, behind that the flaming refueling station for the naval ships. Other targets appear to be random, warehouses, a bridge over a small storm stream, and one shell hit on the outskirts of the city destroying a elementary school.

Overhead the panicked citizens can hear the roaring of jets from the nearby air force base roaming the skies to survey the damage and on stand by for further orders. Deeper in the city police have placed barricades around the city hall, however they show no signs of panic, not most of them anyways. Some police are leading others who have been handcuffed into transport buses, while a sparing few some reports indicate, were lead into the dark alleys and shots were fired.

***Presidential Palace****Gemsbrook, FD****

De'Cader woken from his sleep burst into the Security Room and bellowed, "Some one tell me what the hell is going on!" Pulling his night robe around him tighter he gazes over the TV screens and reports of the incidents in Baystom, "Some one, anyone. NOW!"

The door opens and Generals' Markus and Hilson and Admiral Johnson promptly walk in, followed by a member of the Premiers Guard holding a black briefcase, Hilson walks to De'Cader and after a quick salute begins to inform the Premier of the situation. "Sir, at twenty-one hundred hours, a mutiny aboard the FSS Alfred C. Calman by several dozen paramilitary members sized control of the ship and withing minutes began an assault on the Fort Baystom Naval base. The paramilitary members targeted four locations within the base and one outside to render the base inoperable. A cargo crane was toppled to prevent any naval ships to enter or leave the base. Within the city limits, members of the same paramilitary along with the local police have sized contorl of several city and state buildings. Reports from the city show that some members of the police who are loyal to your government have been shot execution style."

De'Cader listening to everything shook his head, not in disgust but in disbelief, he slowly walks over the window which looks over downtown Gemsbrook and slowly turns back and snaps at Markus and Johnson. "Both of you. BOTH OF YOU!" Angrily shoves some books and a ceramic teapot off a desk, which shatters all over the floor, "You both told me three days ago you knew nothing, you see nothing, and now this!"

Johnson stepped forward unfazed by De'Caders tantrum, which he was known for. "Sir, we both told you that we had high confidence that should a conflict begin, that it would be with a paramilitary group. However none of our reports showed that Haggord would suddenly resign, this Mark Niles, we have little surveillance reports of. It is unknown if he ordered this attack, however if so then..."

His words trail off as De'Cader looks at the black briefcase, "The briefcase? Dose the Calman have nukes on board?"

Johnson spoke solemnly, "Yes."

At this answer the blood drained out of De'Caders face, he turned white as a sheet he stumbled to his desk and sat down, "Do they know that? If so can we remote detonate?"

Markus finally spoke, "We can remote detonate, however for a safe denotation the ship must be at least four miles out in sea. Whether they know this, is more and less. If, I know if...should they not know this we might be able to steer them away from shore and detonate."

His face deep within his hands De'Cader mumbles at first then solemnly replies, "Drive them out to sea, and detonate, if not do it anyway. If they have disabled the remote detonation, then we may have no choice but to sink the ship ourselves."

The three military men stared at each other then clicked their heels and left with out any further word.

[The Sherpa Empire]

Ihawa said he wanted to take Danu out of the city where there weren't any other people around, so he wouldn't startle anyone when he opened the portal between worlds. They drove out into the mountains. Ihawa was smoking, as usual, still convinced that it wasn't harmful to his health. Danu asked why Ihawa was suddenly in such a hurry to get rid of him, and why he didn't want to use his magic to find Kai Qiang.

"Are you afraid of him, even with all your magic?" Danu asked.

"Afraid of him? No," said Ihawa. "Though you should know I am not invincible. I can be shot dead same as anyone else, even if I have the power to take the shooters with me."

They drove in silence for a moment, then Ihawa added, "If I was smart, I would have told you I was afraid of him and used that as an excuse. I wish I had thought of that."

"If you're not afraid of him, then why...?" Danu asked.

Blue sparks spluttered from the dashboard of the car -- a spell being used, though Danu didn't understand what the spell did or why. "Oops," Ihawa said. His tone sounded like someone trying to pass off a purposeful act as an accident, not like someone who had actually made a mistake. "That's very unfortunate. When I get back to the city, I'll have to ask the SS to put in a new camera and microphone."

"You're hiding something from the SS?" said Danu.

"I'm not a fascist, Danu," said Ihawa. "My work isn't ideological, but the SS..." He shook his head. "They are fanatics. It's too much, what they do."

"Do they know you're not a fascist?"

"No, of course not," said Ihawa. "That's not the sort of thing you tell the SS if you care about your career." He pulled over and stopped the car. "Here, this will do," he said. They climbed out of the car. Ihawa picked up a pebble and made it glow bright dazzling blue. "Do you remember that first time we met, when I came to talk to you at the jail?" he asked.

"Yeah, what about it?" said Danu.

"I thought you were one of Kai Qiang's associates who had betrayed him," said Ihawa. "I came to get rid of you."

"What do you mean 'get rid of' me?"

Ihawa shrugged. "Kill you, send you to the camps... Whatever it took to shut you up and protect Qiang."

The Sherpa national football team walloped Britaen 3-0.

After most of the Sherpa national football team were killed in the terrorist attacks at National Stadium, Scherpareich was forced to forfeit the last few games of the World Cup Qualifiers.

[Audioslavia]

Eura Next
Bulls Ready for Finals Test

As the final whistle blew in Oberour, Audioslavia were confirmed as one of the first entrants to World Cup 82.

After missing out in World Cup 80 in only the side’s seventh failed qualifying attempt in its long history, and having to negotiate a tricky playoff in order to step into World Cup 81, Audioslavia’s qualification run this time out has been altogether less dramatic.

An initial five-game winning run was stopped in its tracks by a draw with Oberour Ar Moro and defeat away to Eura, before a massively important home victory over Drawkland opened a gap between the Bulls and third place which never closed despite draws with the bottom teams of San Rocca and Kevagaria. Most had expected the likes of Oberour, Darkmania and especially Drawkland to push Audioslavia right until the finish, but the showdown simply never materialised. Audioslavia’s visit to Drawkland next month was supposed to be a crunch game, but all that’s left to be decided is how much dignity Drawkland will claw back from a dreadful qualifying run by their own high standards.

For Audioslavia, qualifying is now certain, but there is one thing that must be done first.

Eura are one of the few active teams in international football that have a positive record against Audioslavia over the course of three of more games, alongside Nephara, Jeruselem and Pasarga and, depending how you view history, Kita-Hinode and Squornshelous too. With Audioslavia’s record against Eura standing at 2-2-4, there’ll be no reducing of that list this Friday evening.

The importance for Audioslavians stems from what his game means. Very much on the periphery of the international game since cycles 77 and 78, Audioslavia are looking to break their way back into the upper echelons of international football, a place they called home for decades since a surprise victory in World Cup 63.

In order to truly be considered a superpower once again, many believe that Audioslavia have to flat out beat Eura in Cathair at the end of the week. No more credible draws or narrow defeats. If Audioslavia mean to do business in the World Cup next year, it’s games like this that they will have to win. Speaking after last week’s victory over Oberour Ar Moror, Lidgley has set Audioslavia a target of two victories in the coming World Cup - at least a knockout berth and a chance at being top-seeds for qualifying for cycle 83.

Thus far since their World Cup 80 return, Audioslavia have largely failed when it comes to the big teams and the big occasions. A bitterly disappointing defeat to Mercedini robbed them of the chance to become only the third Grand Slam champions in football history, gave up a 1-0 lead in the playoffs for World Cup 80 to lose out to Abanhfleft and were knocked out winless from Group G of World Cup 81 with only two goals and two points to their name.

For top-seeded Eura, the match carries less importance but for the retention of bragging rights going forward. For Audioslavia, their performance will be a barometer for how far they can truly go in World Cup 82

[Brusseldorf]

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Acapais 2-4 Brusseldorf
March 25th
A second consecutive away game for Los Alrededores. The game got underway quickly at the Cyrene Stadium, with Acapais' Walter Holt putting the ball past Brusseldorfen keeper Antony Providence in the 10th minute. Acapais doubled their lead in the 2nd minute of added time, Laura Palmer making it 2-0 as both teams went to the sheds for half time. Brusseldorf's Vindark Al Maghribī scored his first goal for country in the 52nd minute, beginning the Fox's comeback. Gabriel Lellouche linked up with Teddy Wolfenden to bring the score level only 2 minutes later. Vance Dessler was substituted off in the 59th minute with a minor ankle injury. His replacement, Marcev Steyr, saw his first game time of the qualifiers, and made the most of it, netting a third goal for Brusseldorf with his first touch. Antony Providence also managed to get on the scoresheet, as Carlos Ximénez gifted his penalty to the Brusseldorfen keeper, and Providence put it away confidently in the top left corner. Man of the Match went to Gabriel Lellouche. Next up, Brusseldorf plays Santa Regada at home. No longer able to qualify for the World Cup finals, both teams will be playing for pride, Santa Regada looking to preserve some dignity after an unfortunate qualification campaign. For more click here

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Sulsuland 1–2 Brusseldorf
March 24th
The away match at a hole in the ground got underway with Brusseldorfen striker Teddy Wolfenden chipping Sulsuland keeper Bill to make it 1-0 in the 40th minute. The second half was delayed with several thousand fish thrown onto the pitch in protest to the refereeing, Sulsuland fans unhappy with the calls being made. After 30 minutes the second half was restarted. Sulsuland winger Sulsu netted her first international goal from a free kick outside the box, making it level at the 69th minute. Brusseldorfen Substitute George Stambouli muscled his way through the Sulsuland defence, with a small pass to Phil Lataste who gave Brusseldorf the lead in the 73rd minute. The rest of the match was played out to a stalemate in the midfield, neither end able to break the gridlock and get into the opposite's attacking third. Man of the Match went to Sulsu, though there was some confusion during the ceremony. Gifts of more fish from Brusseldorfen fans were given to Sulsuland fans as a sign of good will, which were graciously accepted. Next up, Brusseldorf plays Acapais in what will be a second consecutive away match. Brusseldorf requires a win, and relies on either the Holy Empire or Qasden to lose their respective matches in order for Los Alrededores' qualification hopes to be kept alive. For more click here

[Jeruselem]

Dazza Dallas Stadium, after Jeruselem had a rare home win beating Antahbrantahstan 2-1.
Princess Katya and her cousin Prince Hamish

Katya: Well well, we got a HOME WIN. That's just rare.
Hamish: Yes, and we didn't concede three goals in the same game.
Katya: That's got nothing to do with the keeper, our defense sucks ... in general
Hamish: Yes well, I can't do much to help. I got told to keep out the defensive area.
Katya: Yes, you stick to scoring goals. You can't defend to save your life.
Hamish: I'll stick to scoring goals in right half on the field, not them own goals

Katya: You better, we got like two games left.
Hamish: You sure spend a lot of time with the coach, for someone who doesn't play football.
Katya: Oh that, I know her kids. So I end up spending time with her.
Hamish: You seem to know everyone
Katya: I just like talking ...
Hamish: Yes well, you're like your mother. She can't stop talking.

Katya: You have to be good at something
Hamish: I'm surprised you're not playing football
Katya: Oh that, I got told my knees aren't up to that. I'm not too bad
Hamish: Yeah, not a bad goalkeeper.
Katya: I'm good but Bianca is far better and she's less fragile than me.
Hamish: She's a bit overzealous but then it's what you want from your keeper

Katya: I went to school with her
Hamish: She wasn't very popular at school was she?
Katya: Err, not really. She didn't have a lot of friends. And most of those were relatives.
Hamish: So an antisocial version of Mum
Katya: She's not very social, she's a bit too blunt in her opinions. Kinda doesn't help trying get boyfriends.
Hamish: So why does she hang around Princess Social Life

Katya: I kinda used her as my protector since I wasn't exactly the biggest girl at school
Hamish: She would scare a lot of people, she doesn't pull her punches.
Katya: She wasn't scared to get into fight when needed. She's very strong for someone her size. Don't let size fool you.
Hamish: She likes glaring at people
Katya: Oh that yeah that's just normal.
Hamish: Always looking grumpy, like ... someone

Katya: Oh yes, Aunt Chloe.
Hamish: It's funny, I ran into her mother. Nothing like her daughter.
Katya: Yes, Bianca's mother is nothing like her. She must be more like the dad, who is apparenly unknown
Hamish: I don't like her brother, he's a snake.
Katya: Oh him, different father. Her mother wasn't picky where she got kids from.
Hamish: Sounds like our family hey, well ... she is from our family

Katya: Yeah well ... we don't need explain that.

[Krytenia]

OOC: Obligatory Krytenia song lyric post.

THE BALLAD OF ALEX SAMPSON
By Wilson Jaffacake Phillips

Now there is pain
Why do we put ourselves through this once again?
We know you've got it all to do
Fed up of the elf stepping all over you
Just trust in your men and your mind
We know the future will be
Cyan and white

Sampson, we're happy that the hater
Turned around and said goodbye!
It's OK, now watching Alexander
Reaching up to touch the sky.
Don't you know?
Don't you know things will change,
It'll go your way,
If you play on for one more day.
Can you play on for one more day?
Things'll go your way,
Play on for one more day.

No more disdain,
Since the Cock up and left on that plane.
Valrauncion's to blame for your unhappiness,
Now you're trying to clean up his mess.
Lettin' Selaphiel fly,
'Cause you think it's worth your time
To give him a try.

Sampson, we're happy that the hater
Turned around and said goodbye!
It's OK, now watching Alexander
Reaching up to touch the sky.
Don't you know?
Don't you know things will change,
It'll go your way,
If you play on for one more day.
Can you play on for one more day?
Things'll go your way,
Play on for one more day.

We know that there is pain
But you play on for one more day, yeah
Dragons fly again
Yeah we know that there is pain
But you hold on for one more day and the
Dragons, they'll fly again

Sampson, we're happy that the hater
Turned around and said goodbye!
It's OK, now watching Alexander
Reaching up to touch the sky.
Don't you know?
Don't you know things will change,
It'll go your way,
If you play on for one more day.
Just play on....

Don't you know things will change,
It'll go your way,
If you play on for one more day.
Just play on....

[Balqia]

The team was in silence, Primlid was staring at the wall, Mariko was looking to his feet, Kruma was using his cellphone. Everyone was expecting a reaction of the head manager, however when the notice that the team didn’t had any chance of classifying anymore his face went pale as milk and his eyes widened, the fact that Andrec kept silence created an atmosphere of nervousness, everyone was expecting another attack of anger. However Viktor just got up and quickly walked out of the room, his face expressed dread.
-So… what are we going to do?
Gezan broke the silence, everyone started to relax after that, Primlid responded with that by taking a notebook, open it and start to speak.
-Our plan is to reach and maintain the 5th place, we should be capable of doing so if we win the next two matches. However our next opponents will not give us an easy time, we have to win against the free republics and Darmen after all. Our defense is improving, however this match proved it isn’t good enough. Kuld and Markus, you two are too slow, the enemy passed through you two times in both halves without much effort, I want you to improve. Tiriq, you are doing a good job, however we can not hope you do all the work, you and Kalta will be “training” the rest of the back for a while, I will help obviously but you two will be the teachers…
The rest of the meeting was like always, Primlid passing the training schedule, Mariko reading statistics, Pard and Alq speaking about the health of the players and about good habits. The last minutes were dedicated to players comments and tips.
After that Janus stayed there for a while, he spoke to some players for a while, Kalta in specific was getting some time, in the end both of them remained in the locker room alone and went back to their rooms together.
-...I could’ve stopped the guy, but he was too quick. That goal could be avoided, if I stole the ball and advanced I could’ve scored the goal, after all their defense was very weak in the moment.
Kalta liked to fantasize about doing some miraculous move and win the match, in the end he never was satisfied with reality, even when the team won.
-Well, why you didn’t do that?
-Oh, because the guy was quicker than me, a second of advantage and the ball, and the game would be mine.- he stopped - Here I am, this is my station, see you latter Rigo.
He entered in the room and left Janus alone in the corridor. The forward headed to his room, it was in the opposite direction of Kalta’s room, but the conversation was always funny. He kept walking for a while. He passed through some players in the way to his room. Kuld was walking with a box, some sort of computer was stamped and Ibox could be read. Adrianoviq was speaking with a woman in uniform, maybe she was an employee of the hotel, but soon she would be another “friend” of Karl. Janus saw Andrec walking in the hotel corridors too, he was walking with a black suit and a big suitcase, both of them only shared some compliments before heading their way. Just before reaching the door of his room Rigo heard a voice.
-Good job Janus.
He turned around and saw Putiniq, the man was standing in the door, using a pink robe and cloth slippers.
-Thanks Kaesar, you did a good job too.
The man lifted his eyebrows.
-I was expecting something like “Wish I could say the same”, who are you and what have you done to Rigo?
That memory made Janus feel ashamed, his attitude in that day wasn’t the best.
-I… look, I was really stressed. The defeat in the baptism finals and the defeat in the very first game…
-Both of us know this isn’t true.
Rigo was cornered and he knew it.
-Okay, I acted like a jerk. Forgive me, please.
Kaesar smiled, that made Janus regret every word of his last phrase. But he knew that Putiniq was right.
-Okay, I forgive you. Just don’t do that to other rookies okay?
-You aren’t a rookie, you played football since I was beginning. And you did a very good job today. Indeed, better than me.
-I can’t deny that.- Rigo was going to go back to his door, but Kaesar kept talking - Your goal in the thirtieth minute surely has its merits.
-It’s nothing compared to your two goals, one in the first half and other in the second.
Putiniq looked at him for a while.
-I am happy to be in a team with you Rigo, you are very different of your father.
Janus didn’t know how to respond to that, he didn’t talked too much with his father, but he was sure that people shouldn’t talk about his parents in such way.
-And when did you meet my father? You talk about him very often.
Kaesar smiled.
-We have met sometimes before. Now, if you excuse me there’s a jacuzzi waiting for me.
And with that Rigo was alone in the corridor. He turned around and entered his room. He sat in the bed and took his book, he opened the chapter and soon lost himself in a world of fantasy.

[Filindostan]

Tonight's Episode:
"Breaking down Filindostan's World Cup 82 qualification odds"

Good Evening, Filindostan. My name is Tito Bhoy, and tonight, we will analyze the Pula Garuda's chances of making it to the World Cup finals, with four matchdays remaining. With us to help me dissect their chances and their groupmates' chances of making the World Cup, is a Baptism of Fire champion, multiple time league champion, and the former captain of the Filindostan National Team, let's welcome Dina Satyawan!

(Crowd applauses as Dina enters the stage)

Hi Dina, good evening, and welcome to The Baseline.

Dina: Thank you Tito Bhoy.

Today we'll be discussing the six teams contending in Group 14 for two qualifying spots in the World Cup proper in Valanora and Apox. Let's discuss the teams, what put them into the situation they are now, and what should they do to qualify to the World Cup. Let's start with the team leading the group, none other than...

Filindostan (1st, 29 points)
Remaining matches: at Tiiwark (7th), vs Britaen (10th), at The Sherpa Empire (6th)
What happened before this: Eight wins on a trot after failing to win their first four have put the Pula Garuda on the qualification spots. A hiccup to Abristan threatened to derail their campaign, but with all other contending teams except Starblaydia losing, the damage is somewhat mitigated. Their latest result against North Quadana put them in pole position to qualify as group winners.
To qualify for the World Cup: Next two crucial matches are against Tiiwark and Britaen, both fighting for pride. Should they able to dispatch the two, a draw in a tricky away fixture at Changsha is enough to seal their first World Cup Finals appearance.
To not qualify for the World Cup: Lose either one of the first two, and both former champions can strike at any moment. Tricky away fixture against The Sherpas, and an inferior goal difference won't help their cause.

Cassadaigua (2nd, 27 points)
Remaining matches: at Abristan (8th), vs North Quadana (9th), at Tiiwark (7th)
What happened before this: The Fillies looked like sealing qualification by now, but poor form - one win from six, have allowed other teams catch up, and a draw against a visiting Polkopia have them relinquish top spot they held for most of the campaign.
To qualify for the World Cup: One of the easiest run-ins of the group, with all their opponents having no chance of qualification. The squad quality plus their +14 goal difference will give them a better chance to take one of the two spots.
To not qualify for the World Cup: If somehow they continue their poor form and their lately leaky defence show up, they'll be most likely dropping out of the qualifying spots. They were very lucky Starblaydia failed to beat Tiiwark on Matchday 15.

Starblaydia (3rd, 26 points)
Remaining matches: at Britaen (10th), vs The Sherpa Empire (6th), at Polkopia (5th)
What happened before this: The five-time champions started the campaign anonymously, and failing to beat Filindostan and Tiiwark put the Starblaydi in the position they are currently in - outside looking in. They managed to reduce the deficit to the top to three points, and are ready to pick up the pieces should any of the top two fail to get their desired results.
To qualify for the World Cup: Facing the weakest team in next matchday, Ázëwyn Fëanáro's team should be able to rest some of her players for the next matches against Esportivan opposition, which can define their qualification in the end by the sheer quality of her squad. And of course, best goal difference helps.
To not qualify for the World Cup: If a surprising outcome comes up against Britaen, defeat against the Sherpas can seal their fate out of the World Cup.

Polkopia (4th, 25 points)
Remaining matches: vs The Sherpa Empire (6th), at Abristan (8th), vs Starblaydia (3rd)
What happened before this: It was a promising start for the Slashers, but have since fell off. Though recent results have them just two points behind second, and like Starblaydia, will be raring to give it all for their first qualification.
To qualify for the World Cup: Wins against the Sherpa Empire and Abristan is a necessity to try to close the gap to the leaders, to give them the inspiration to go toe to toe with the best team in the group in the final matchday.
To not qualify for the World Cup: Lose to their regionmates and it's probably over for them even before Matchday 18, especially if Starblaydia deals with Britaen.

Omerica (5th, 23 points)
Remaining matches: at North Quadana (9th), vs Tiiwark (7th), at Britaen (10th)
What happened before this: Struggled to find their footing at the middle of the campaign, and at one point at 8th at the start of the 2nd round of matches. Wins against quality opposition helped them remain in contention while the others' results dropped like flies to the trashcan.
To qualify for the World Cup: Arguably the easiest run-in of the six contending teams. Have no trashy performances, and they get themselves a shot despite four points behind 2nd.
To not qualify for the World Cup: Be trash at the last three matchdays, and they can throw their hopes to the trashcan.

The Sherpa Empire (6th, 22 points)
Remaining matches: at Polkopia (4th), at Starblaydia (3rd), vs Filindostan (1st)
What happened before this: Though not fancied to qualify for the World Cup, the Sherpas were able to put a string of strong results to keep themselves having a chance to usurp the top two. Especially...
To qualify for the World Cup:...if the last three matches are against three of the top four. Let's say they have a chance of spoiling Polkopia's, Starblaydia's, or Filindostan's campaigns with a win - they are just five points off automatic qualification...
To not qualify for the World Cup:...but they have the toughest run-in of the six. There is a higher possibility of them losing all of them, and eliminate them from contention.

Dina: Looks like the matches involving The Sherpa Empire are the ones to watch, because they hold the key if the others will qualify or not. Given Omerica and Cassadaigua's ease of schedule, they are the most likely ones to get good results and qualify. But I trust the Pula Garuda to hang on to make our first World Cup finals appearance.

Bhoy: Okay Dina, thanks for your inputs. I hope so too. Now going to the fast talk...

(buzzer signalling end of show rings)

We have reached our time limit, and remember, God Bless you, make your mama proud, and Good Evening.

Filindostan 5–4 Starblaydia
Filindostan National Stadium, San Marco, Filindostan
Scorers: Bienvenido 32', 69', pen 83', Ina 61', Buknoy 67', :: McCloud 6', Cole 18', 44', Yamaguchi 89'
FID Lineup: Abram -- Graci, Braham, Buknoy [c], Dwi -- Sutikno -- Shiloh, Mordecai, Hasna -- Bienvenido, Ina
Substitutions: Johnpaul for Braham (68'), Casanova for Mordecai (74'), Rai Sanada for Ina (78')

Filindostan 2–1 Polkopia
Filindostan National Stadium, San Marco, Filindostan
Scorers: Johnpaul 44', Casanova 81' :: Milanov 3'
FID Lineup: Cahya -- Claudius, Johnpaul, Braham, Dwi -- Edna, Mordecai [c], Casanova, Bilhah -- Ina, Rai Sanada
Substitutions: Chanchan for Dwi (60'), Shiloh for Edna (65'), Seto for Rai Sanada (82')

Omerica 1–2 Filindostan
Stade de l’Indépendance, Ville du 28 Mars, Omerica
Scorers: de Felice 28' :: Bienvenido 64', Hasna 67'
FID Lineup: Abram -- Graci, Braham, Buknoy [c], Chanchan -- Shiloh, Casanova, Deddy Lie, Hasna -- Bienvenido, Ina
Substitutions: Dwi for Chanchan (59'), Ryan for Hasna (68'), Kris for Ina (89')

Filindostan 4–4 Cassadaigua
Filindostan National Stadium, San Marco, Filindostan
Scorers: Ina 5', 31', Bienvenido 39', Mordecai 70' :: Mayer 11', Ranucci 23', Schanke 72', 78'
FID Lineup: Abram -- Graci, Braham, Buknoy [c], Dwi -- Sutikno -- Shiloh, Mordecai, Ryan -- Bienvenido, Ina
Substitutions: Deddy Lie for Sutikno (64'), Seto for Bienvenido (71'), Kadek for Braham (87')

Abristan 4–3 Filindostan
Undisclosed location, Abristan
Scorers: Jaginho 4', 46', Turka 66', Jefferson 87':: Seto pen 11', Mordecai 48', 77'
FID Lineup: Cahya -- Claudius, Braham, Buknoy [c], Dwi -- Edna, Mordecai, Deddy Lie, Ryan -- Kris, Seto
Substitutions: Johnpaul for Buknoy, Sutikno for Deddy Lie, Rai Sanada for Seto

Filindostan 2–0 North Quadana
Filindostan National Stadium, San Marco, Filindostan
Scorers: Casanova 15', Kris 67'
FID Lineup: Abner -- Claudius, Kadek, Buknoy [c], Chanchan -- Shiloh, Casanova, Hasna -- Seto, Kris, Rai Sanada
Substitutions: Esther Marbun for Buknoy, Edna for Shiloh, Ina for Seto

Schedule - WC82Q including friendlies
PQF1: at Equstrian States - Cloudsdale (Sky-High Coliseum) - Draw, 5-5
PQF2: vs Qusmo - San Marco (Filindostan National Stadium) - Win, 1-0
PQF3: at New Lusitania - Leiria (Estádio Dom Dinis) - Loss, 1-2
MD01: at Starblaydia - Jhanna (Stadii Di Bradini) - Draw, 1-1
MD02: at Polkopia - Peeto (Marshupov Arena) - Loss, 3-5
MD03: vs Omerica - San Marco (Filindostan National Stadium) - Loss, 3-4
MD04: at Cassadaigua - Concord Heights (Concord Heights Stadium) - Loss, 1-4
MD05: vs Abristan - San Marco (Filindostan National Stadium) - Win, 3-1
MD06: at North Quadana - Undisclosed location in North Quadana - Win, 2-1
MD07: vs Tiiwark - San Marco (Filindostan National Stadium) - Win, 2-0
MD08: at Britaen - Undisclosed location in Britaen - Win, 3-2
MD09: vs The Sherpa Empire - San Marco (Filindostan National Stadium) - Win, 4-2
MQF1: at Apox - Dwile (The Garganaut) - Loss, 1-5
MD10: vs Starblaydia - San Marco (Filindostan National Stadium) - Win, 5-4
MD11: vs Polkopia - San Marco (Filindostan National Stadium) - Win, 2-1
MD12: at Omerica - Ville du 28 Mars (Stade de l’Indépendance) - Win, 2-1
MD13: vs Cassadaigua - San Marco (Filindostan National Stadium) - Draw, 4-4
MD14: at Abristan - Undisclosed location in Abristan - Loss, 3-4
MD15: vs North Quadana - San Marco (Filindostan National Stadium) - Win, 2-0
MD16: at Tiiwark - Undisclosed location in Tiiwark
MD17: vs Britaen - San Marco (Filindostan National Stadium)
MD18: at The Sherpa Empire - Changsha (Hunan Territorial People's Stadium)

[Squornshelan Remnant States]

A Grand Tour of the Confederacy

East Flania: Ok but seriously, why would you live here?
Part 1: Sivolvia
Part 2: Han Dold
Part 3: Molvania
Part 4: Megabrantis
Part 5: Algolia
Part 6: West Flania
Our tour of the Confederacy comes to a close with a visit to the city of Traal in East Flania, which will host matchday 14's showdown with Sorrentopia. The confederacy's most forbidding state may not appear as much of a magnet for visitors, but Traal's football culture takes a backseat to no one.

Geography
Traal is located north of the peaks of the North Reach at the mouth of an eponymous river, which fluctuates widely in breadth and depth with the spring snowmelt. This location, fully exposed to arctic air masses makes it the coldest major city in the Confederacy, and leaves its port locked in ice for roughly half the year. Founded in the late nineteenth century, Traal was a village of no consequence until the discovery of vast oilfields beneath the surrounding tundra, and the development of technology to exploit them. The city is laid out in a haphazard sprawl, with only the river as a barrier to development. The rest of East Flania is neatly bisected into northern tundra and southern taiga by the North Reach. Apart from Traal, the only city of any significance is Rudlit, which is nestled down near the mouth of a broad glacial valley carved into the southern slopes of the mountains. Rudlit is a much older and much more compact city than Traal, hemmed in by dense forests and situated on either side of its own river. Much more accessible than Traal, Rudlit is still quite remote, and seldom visited.

History
For long periods of time, East Flania was almost completely uninhabited, with only a few nomadic groups. This changed in the early modern era with the discovery of significant deposits of iron ore at the present day site of Rudlit. A joint-stock company recruited workers and constructed a small mining town ex-nihilo. Previously, East Flania's residents had mostly consisted of tiny villages or individual cabins of hunters, trappers, and loggers. Over time, many of these individuals gravitated to Rudlit, as did a number of businesses providing services for the town. This original division between those who made their living in the mines, and those who made their living in the forest survives to the present day in the division of fans between Rudlit's two football clubs, Rudlit Miners and Rudlit Rovers. Traal, as mentioned above, was not founded until the nineteenth century, and did not expand beyond a few dozen households until the discovery of oil, which greatly enriched East Flania as a whole. East Flania was the penultimate state consolidated by the Imperium during the conquest. There was some fighting around Rudlit, with resistance groups retreating into the forest after hit-and-run attacks. Traal's conquest was much less eventful, as city leadership proactively negotiated favorable terms for the city's surrender to prevent damage to the oil drilling and piping infrastructure, which was the main reason for the Imperium to annex the region. During the civil war, guerrillas made a successful strike on the pipeline west of Traal, which completely stopped the flow of oil and eliminated the main motivation for the Imperium to maintain a presence in the region. After a few attempts at repairs were discouraged by further raids, the Imperial garrison at Traal quietly evacuated, almost overnight. The repair of the pipeline was completed not long after the war, and life has continued more or less the same as ever since that time.

Culture
Traal is a place for people seeking the edges of society, where many minor laws and regulations go unenforced. Many in East Flania are instinctively mistrustful of strangers, as the culture is one that values privacy and generally wants to be left alone. Traal residents in particular have a reputation as rabid football fans (there isn't a lot else to do up there). While smaller club Flania Traal have a respectable following, most of the city supports Athletics and their very defensive brand of play. They are also immensely proud that the Black-and-Reds team captain, vice captain, and first-choice goalkeeper are Athletics players. Suffice it to say, the Athletics home stadium, Flanoil Arena, will be rocking from whistle to whistle. Food in Traal is another matter. Very little can be grown locally, and with the port inaccessible during winter, food either needs to be stored for months, or imported by truck or train; if not for canning, Traal could not exist. Accordingly, pickled, cured, and smoked are common adjectives describing East Flanian foods, and fresh produce is a luxury. Most meals are heavy on meat, fish, and root vegetables, with mutton and caribou venison being the most common proteins. Visitors can also enjoy a vodka-like drink called gluck which is traditionally distilled from tundra moss (the flavor can politely be described as "earthy").

Getting There and Getting Around
There is a single land link between Traal and Rudlit, with a 4-lane highway and dual track railway connecting the cities through the Kravtsov Pass. Following winters with particularly heavy snow, this link is occasionally threatened by avalanches, though State Police and wilderness management officers take proactive measures to minimize the risk. The only other links Traal has with the outside world are the long North Coast Highway that runs to Zarss, and its modest airport, which has flights to a handful of nearby destinations, and the major cities of the Confederacy. Visitors will most likely need to connect through one of the Brantid airports. Travel within Traal is almost exclusively by car, though there is a small public bus system.

[Pasarga]

Do you know Pasarga?
A Sample Internet Quiz to Buzz the Masses

1) What are the names of the dual islands that make up Pasarga?

A) Pargis and Peynol
B) Pasargad and Leyton
C) Torgos and Stilinkeep

2) What is the main religion in the dual islands?

A) Catholicism
B) Islam
C) Zoroastrianism

3) What did the refugees who settled Pasarga call themselves?

A) The Paris/Parees
B) The Wanderers
C) The Lost Migration

4) What dynasty rules Pasarga?

A) Moller
B) Majistar
C) Mauer

5) Prior to the Euran intervention, what was the largest domestic sector in Pasarga?

A) Agriculture
B) Woodwork
C) Toy Making

6) What is the capital of Pasarga?

A) Stein-los
B) Lunas
C) Stilinkeep
D) Torgos
E) Targas

7) What is the national symbol of Pasarga?

A) Crescent moon and arrow
B) Full moon
C) Bull Skulls

8) What is the name of the Football National Team?

A) Team Pasarga
B) The Wanderers
C) The Marauders
D) The Green Wave

9) What is the national color?

A) Scarlet
B) Royal Purple
C) Forest Green
D) Gold

10) What is the most popular newspaper in Pasarga?

A) The Dual Islands Express
B) The Torgos Tribune
C) The Pasarga Times
D) The Stein-los Daily

Answers will be revealed in tomorrow's paper

[Darmen]

Darmen 3-0 The Macabees
@ Augusta Stadium, Augusta
DAR: Campo - Virgo, Abbey, Spalding (Maddox 81') - Goldschmidt - Ó Cuilinn, Winton (Svendsen 69'), Butler, Stafford (Freud 74') - Hurst, Blackwood
MAC: Jer'Voos - Lorango, Líezbeg (Wael 77'), Nevara (Heinz 74'), Kintalo - Verón, Vera - Jenin, Kileno - Menkalepken - Yusen (Targolo 69')

GOALS
D-M
1-0 Winton 36'
2-0 Blackwood 59'
3-0 Virgo 67'
Skarten 2-5 Darmen
SKR: Lineup Unknown
DAR: Abram - Wilkie (Espinosa 71'), Coghlan, Lyne - Ramírez (Good 38') - Mac Pharlain, Cardoso, McNeil, Freud - Hurst (Firmin 85'), Russell

GOALS
S-D
0-1 Hurst 17'
0-2 Russell 20'
0-3 Cardoso 33'
1-3 Unknown 42'
1-4 McNeil 71'
2-4 Unknown 75'
2-5 Russell 86'
Darmen 2-1 Taeshan
@ Stadio Rushmore, Johnho
DAR: Campo - Virgo (Espinosa 82'), Abbey, Maddox - Goldschmidt - Ó Cuilinn, Winton (Cardoso 73'), Butler, Stafford - Hurst (Lucanus 76'), Blackwood
TAE: Jingleheimer-Smitt - Turniquette, Fasnacht (Cartwright 80'), Trueblood, Coshan - Abl Bakr - Jewsbury, Klingenberg - Figueroa (Moon 49') - Torres (Cantebury 73'), Denisov

GOALS
D-T
1-0 Blackwood 30'
1-1 Denisov 45'+1
2-1 Stafford 83'
Geektopia 2-4 Darmen
GKT: Lumblut - Kamīn, de Ande, Artribervill (Theix 56'), Grīdgalah, Kent (Thatell 61') - Anīc, Trīalata, de Andes, Runīn (Loneve 78'), Grīd
DAR: Falkenrath - Espinosa, Krämer (Coghlan 63'), Lyne - Good - Armbruster, Pickle (Svendsen 71'), Byrnes, St. John - Firmin, Borde (Russell 78')

GOALS
G-D
0-1 Firmin 16'
1-1 de Andes 28'
1-2 Armbruster 44'
2-2 de Andes 58'
2-3 Borde 61'
2-4 Byrnes 73'
Darmen 3-1 Gladom Newion
@ Warren Park, Chuckio
DAR: Abram - Espinosa (Wilkie 63'), Coghlan, Spalding - Ramírez - Mac Pharlain, Svendsen (Cardoso 63'), McNeil, Freud - Hurst, Borde (Russell 76')
GLN: Lineup Unknown

GOALS
D-GN
1-0  Hurst 7'
1-1  Unknown 25'
2-1  Mac Pharlain 47'
3-1  Russell 88'
Free Republics 3-1 Darmen
@ CoCoCo Stadium, New City
FRP: Sergeyev - Urbanek, Josef (Freeh 68'), Schroder - Izmailov - Eldarkhanov (Svendsen 71'), Arsanukayev - Smith - Lydsson, Holm, Peltola (Bosters 76')
DAR: Campo - Virgo (Espinosa 80'), Abbey, Maddox - Goldschmidt - Ó Cuilinn, Winton (Svendsen 71'), Butler, Stafford (Freud 80') - Hurst, Blackwood

GOALS
FR-D
 1-0 Holm 36'
 2-0 Smith 41'
 2-1 Blackwood 73'
 3-1 Lydsson 79'

Darmen's 14 match unbeaten run has come to an end following the All Greens' 3-1 away loss to the Free Republics. The result gives the Free Republics sole possession of first place in Group Six, but Darmen remains seven points ahead of the nearest competitor with three matches remaining and is unlikely to not qualify at this point. Victory in the next match against Adab will guarantee Darmen's qualification to the 82nd World Cup, and will give All Greens manager Godefroy Abascal the freedom to finally experiment with the 4-2-3-1 he first proposed at the start of qualifiers.

Lineup vs. Adab
Campo - Virgo, Abbey, Maddox - Goldschmidt - Ó Cuilinn, Winton, Butler, Stafford - Lucanus, Blackwood
(SUBS Abram, Coghlan, Ramírez, Cardoso, Byrnes, Hurst, Borde)

[Zwangzug]

Headlines from today's sports sections:

Merano Regency: Top 5 Pictures of the Bayview Horizon!

Guariday Guardian: Woeful defensive display as Zwangzug scrape draw

Spenson Star: A small fraction of the remaining permutations in the close-fought Group 4

Bassabook Baritone: Roundup of other groups--which of these historic and successful teams could be headed for the Cup of Harmony?

Canbix Comet: The Next Old-Timer To Stroke Their Own Ego Will Get A Kick In A Sensitive Area, Courtesy Of Me, Hardcore Journalist Guy

e-Lipogram: High-scoring draw with Barunia Suns!

Zwischen New Courier: Win tickets to Joshenia match, enter here

Hope City Herald: Audioslavian arrivals bolster Slogda ahead of new domestic season

Cham Spiegel: Is the (1)-3-5-2 a Traditional Formation?

Arlington Moon-Tribune: Some baseball league probably starting up, somewhere in reality

Kerlagrad Courier: Egotistical Fogey Injured in Sensitive Area

(Azarola 36, Coddington 45+1, Brown 67; Angier 27, Gleason 61 and 80)

[Kita-Hinode]

OOC: The PlayStation/Arcade game Fighter's Impact was used for screenshots of Strike Next Enemy. Don't bother though, Slap Happy Rhythm Busters is a much better effort of Polygon Magic anyway.

THE BAG OF FAILURE
Strike Next Enemy ~ Igaco's ADT9 Fighting Fiasco
Written by Kuroi Kurosawa - It comes a time when a fan site has to acknowledge that their favourite company screws up every now and then. And when said company is a five-decade-old family business, it's easy to note that there were some definite disasters in the company's history. With that in mind, I welcome you to Planet Igaco's newest column, the Bag of Failure. For those who don't recall, the Bag of Failure was what you were awarded for playing through Thun the Fox and the Condotori Syndicate Conspiracy on Very Easy mode as a joke item for new playthroughs. It never could be used for anything, it read as "a bag filled with failure" and it was there specifically to mock you for doing so.

Now, Igaco's library of games is massive, so there were at least a couple of really horrible games that deserved to be the first entry in the Bag of Failure. But to make this a bit of a cautionary tale to the current franchises Igaco has on the fighting genre, such as the World Cup ~ International Mix-Up, Groove on Fight, City Rumble, Last Manhattan, Alive and Kicking and Virtual Brawler, not to mention new titles such as the anime-based The Valliant Girl Fighting School and Hokuto Shinken Plus... it's time to talk about Strike Next Enemy! Developed for the Nomi PlayPlace, one of those old systems that your parents probably played back in the day, it was developed by Igaco's Arcade Development Team 9 (a.k.a. Igaco ADT9), a group worthy of their own little story.

ADT9 no longer exists, of course, having failed to produce quality titles and although some talented names did spend time working at ADT9, honestly, when you consider the reasoning behind the creation of ADT9, it's kind of easy to realize why they didn't last, dying out before the ADTs were renamed into the AM Divisions we currently have, AM9 itself currently being run at Misei City to handle Pokécards' online features. Strike Next Enemy was the brainchild of Toggontomor Enibishin, a programmer born at the Steppes of the Empire, only really moving into the blooming Hinodejin cities at the age of 30. Now, Enibishin was a fantastic programmer but he always seemed to prefer to think about his homeland instead of working, a problem that would sometimes leak into his codes.

This problem, funnily enough, led to the creation of ADT9, as Igaco at the time was still having to deal with the disaster that was Death by Nails (the infamous softcore title that put the company's image in the cellar) hence heads of the company's belief that creating a studio at the rather undeveloped steppes would help their popular standing. In the end, Hinodejin society didn't care about it that much, but this was the saving grace for Enibishin, who now could work at his homeland, coding away peacefully to the sounds of the bison on the extensive strips of land. ADT9 pumped several games that weren't originally theirs, mostly sports stuff such as Hinode Basketball 97 or Kenta Maeda Pro Skater 5, mediocre titles that were mostly accepted by fans of their genres but nothing really major. Strike Next Enemy was designed with the belief that it'd rock the PlayPlace market, seeing as Igaco still had not released any fighting games at the time (keep in mind that Groove on Fight, Igaco's first successful fighting game would come only in 2100) and the genre itself was seeing a major boom after Magcon released Battle Road ~ Ring King, the first major fighting game of Hinodejin history after the dimensional move.

Why did it suck? Short answer, it played horribly. Being released at the year of 2099, the game went against classics like Queen of Fighters, Terrofighter and The Warriors, all of which were at the same console, were cheaper to buy and were... well, more playable and pretty much more fun. Let's take a look at the selection screen, it'll probably bring something else that was pretty risqué back in the day that overall didn't pay. Let's not forget one thing before checking this out: many of the people working for ADT9 had never ever left the steppes. They hadn't really seen much of the world so... look, let's just point out the elephant in the room.

As you can see, this is the selection screen of the game. The plot of the tournament is fairly simple, eight warriors from all parts of the Empire sign up to participate at a tournament where they'd challenge the dictator of foreign country Azadhoria, Azadhorian Army Captain Bazarock. The protagonist, of course, is the character flashed at the screen, Kaede Mikawa, a schoolgirl out of Hokuto, Somei-Yoshino. If the name sounds familiar, this same character would go on to be reused for Tokimeki Arcadia!, an Igaco AM4 RPG that actually shares illustrators with this game. Other characters include traditionalist Han Syaoran, biker dude Magnus Svensson, old master Cornelio Ludovico, masked freak Bubutsu, blond wonder Lili Morganella, pretty boy Viggo Illig and...

...Hornet. The African wrestler. For the record, most of the people who worked on this game have since come clean and apologized over the character, saying that this sort of thing shouldn't have happened in the first place, although the game as a whole sucked in any case yet nobody figured it'd be best to dump it all out. Let's... not pick Hornet, OK? It's just not going to fly today and quite honestly, I feel dirty even going further on about him.

The... well, smart thing about this game is that each character had three fighting styles, which you could pick at your own leisure at the selection screen. Look, games back then weren't as advanced as they are today, so we got to at least take everything with a grain of salt. Of course, we're picking the main character. Kaede is a user of Tae Kwon Do, Aikido and Kung Fu, so I think we'll go with Tae Kwon Do's quickness and power to go through the gauntlet.

Graphically speaking, the game isn't fantastic, but that's to be expected with Nomi PlayPlace games. What isn't to be expected is the game's unfair AI, the sort of stuff that was pretty much taken from the Arcades despite the game never even being considered for an Arcade release. Some say the code was just plunked from an Arcade release that never materialized but that Enibishin had been working on because "he could already smell the coins coming in for this", so he said in an interview five years after this disaster. How the AI works in this game is that it reads your commands, so you're only getting your hits through if the AI allows you to do so. Additionally, hits are stuck in combos. If you fail to strike a proper combination of buttons that then create a combo, your character has a delay on their next attack, thus leaving them open to being mauled by the AI. About thirty tries later, I'm able to go through the gauntlet of characters, leading me to the sub-boss of the game... a guy called Doctor Wiz. Now, the name is terrible, but this isn't the main problem here.

Now, if there was ever an image that could cause epilepsy, this would be it. In fact, I apologize beforehand for doing so to your poor retinas, readers of all of the Empire (and the ones outside of it as well). Doctor Wiz fights by assuming the form of a copy of your character, which is what we call a mirror match. This game's illustrator, Hamato Maezono, has once noted that the character was actually supposed to be called Doctor Mirronius but apparently Enibishin insisted in calling the character Wiz. Enibishin himself has denied this incident, saying that Wiz was always the character's name. Honestly, I'm more bothered about the background. Also again, this is the game's sub-boss, so Wiz here is very cheap indeed. I'm able to beat him using forward+forward+triangle as an Aikido version of Kaede. The costume changes based on your fighting style which is a nice touch albeit rather pointless.

In the end, you face Bazarock. The only problem (besides this being Strike Next Enemy) is that the stage itself is ridiculously dark, only lighting up slightly once you beat him. The idea here was that the game's lights would flicker slightly to give more tension, as if an actual war was happening outside of his stage, an underground bunker with windows on the ceiling, apparently. Let's not delve much further, the game surely didn't, as once you beat the game, you only get the staff roll over a rather buoyant screenshot of a dark hill. Apparently, endings were coded into the game but they weren't made functional by the programmer. Others mention this was an attempt of an artistic choice where you, the player, chose the character's ending and then shared with your friends. It didn't work.

The Result? The game was a commercial flop, causing Groove on Fight to go through a developmental delay in order to fix some kinks, hoping to avoid the same disastrous results. ADT9's reputation sunk thanks to the game itself while the character Hornet gave them a ridiculous amount of flak, something they simply were not expecting, although honestly, that says more about the team's nature than the game itself. ADT9 lasted for another two years before the costs of keeping it running were deemed unjustifiable by the heads of the company and most of its' staff were relocated to other divisions of the company. Enibishin would stay at the steppes and form Uljun, a middling developing house that would work with Igaco a couple of times. He's still kicking around at the age of 70, still helping projects at Uljun. The other notable name here, Hamato Maezono ended up saving his career thanks to his impressive artwork for Tokimeki Arcadia! and most recently designed the characters of the Hinodejin Empire, Audioslavia and Krytenia for the most recent World Cup title, the first one Igaco made, taking over for Snowflake Games (or SnoGa). My final grade for this is a 2/10, for it is at least sort of playable. The terrible AI, the lack of content, the awful graphics and Hornet docked points of this game like a team in administration, for the record.

[Mattijana]

World Cup 82 Qualifying: What Next for Mattijana?

MFO SPORT



Mattijana head coach Dusan Vukoja turns away in frustration during Mattijana's 3-3 draw with Alluersia

With just three matches left in the qualifying stage of World Cup 82, it appears that Mattijana's qualification hopes have once again slipped away. The marmots trail second placed Saltstead by 7 points and sit just 6th in group 11.

It was thought by many in the country that the draw would work kindly for Dusan Vukoja and his side. Plenty of competitive and similarly-ranked teams to take points off the two favourites in the group, themselves not the toughest on-paper opponents the draw could have thrown up. In reality though, Cosumar and Saltstead have justified their pot 1 and 2 labels and raised their heads above the rest of the pack. Meanwhile, the 6-way scrap for 3rd has resulted in everyone else taking points off each other.

As per usual going into a world cup cycle, optimism amongst fans was high. The team had come off another brilliant Campionato Esportiva, this time going even better than their three consecutive podium finishes by winning the thing. They had beaten Brenecia of all teams in the final, and looked a rejuvenated side with a rejuvenated manager. People were happy to ignore our abysmal track record in World Cup Qualifying and look to the future. In hindsight, that was a pretty silly thing to do.

So just where should the Mattijanan national team go from here?

Get more points

With all the disappointment of not making it to our first ever World Cup, it would be easy to forget that Mattijana still have three games to play.

The first of these is arguably the most important. Mattijana travel to Qusmo looking to do the double over their mid-table opponents after a 5-3 win at the Stadijo Nasinal earlier in the cycle. A win would see them leapfrog Qusmo and even move as high as fourth in the group, but at this stage, it is points rather than position that are more valuable.

Mattijana's ranking and therefore their chance of an improved draw next cycle is dependent on how many points they can accumulate from their 18 qualifying matches. With only 20 points currently on the board, they will fail to match the 32 they mustered last cycle, but a return of 6 points from the final three games would be satisfying with Saltstead (H) and Sajnur (A) to round off the campaign.

Whilst doubts over his future may linger, Dusan Vukoja's immediate focus should be to gather as many points as possible, not just for the sake of pride, but also to try and drag Mattijana up into pot three for the next cycle, as well as to secure an invitation for the Cup of Harmony.

Cup of Harmony?

Should Mattijana be once again invited to the Cup of Harmony, likely to be held in Cosumar and Mriin, they will have the chance to regain some pride and some additional ranking points. A good showing may even save the roles of some of the team's senior players who have disappointed and will relieve the pressure on a manager who wants again finds himself in the spotlight.

What a 'good showing' consists of is yet to be defined. As one of the more senior teams at the tournament you would expect them to go deep into the knockout stages, but there will be some stiff competition amongst other teams to miss out on the World Cup finals.

Of course all this is contingent on them actually securing an invitation to the tournament in the first place, something that may not be guaranteed based on the competitive nature of these qualifiers. Getting as high up in the group as possible will help their chances.

Sort out the defence

Like World Cup 81, it is the defence that has let Mattijana down. They have scored the second-highest number of goals in the group, behind only leaders Cosumar, but have conceded 28. That is also the second-highest number of goals in the group and 13 more than Cosumar.

A better example still is Saltstead. Despite only knocking in 17 goals, they have conceded just 11. It is no coincidence that they are the team who look set to qualify rather than Mattijana.

Of course with the attacking commitment of the team, it is inevitable they will ship a few more than the more defensive outfits in the multiverse, but it has often been sloppy mistakes and poor game management that have lost seen the points leak away.

Injury earlier in the cycle to captain Katija Burnisovic hasn't helped the cause, but there is still a disjointed feel about the backline and although youngster Sami Jorgenson has shown glimpse of being a top-class centre back in the future, he is yet to establish the consistency needed for international football.

More game time will help the younger players find their feet, but it is a big concern for Vukoja that the coachable aspects of his team's defending are yet to show signs of improvement. His position may be at even more risk if this trend continues in future tournaments.

Personnel Changes?

With a fairly experienced, but potentially stagnating starting lineup, it may be time for the marmots to introduce some young blood to the international fray.

Jorgenson has performed well, but needs some more game time. 23 year-old striker Kara Lorenzic has looked worthy of a starting berth at some point in the near future and namesake Kara Helenic could add some midfield ballast to the lineup that many say is needed.

It is the management where questions are really being asked however. Dusan Vukoja has already saved his job once through the Campionato Esportiva after a dismal Qualifying campaign, but now the fact that Mattijana perform well regionally and poorly in the World Cup is seen as a problem rather than a solution.

His job hasn't been helped by the draw of course, but some of the teams in group 11 are those that despite being tough opponents, you would expect the Esportivan champions to be beating. A lack of killer instinct and lack of control over many of their games is also a worrying sign.

Vukoja may help his own cause by finishing the cycle strongly, but those at the MattijanaFusBand have some tough and important decisions ahead of them.

[Alasdair I Frosticus]

On Qualifying for World Cup 82
By Isaac, Prince Imperial (Holy Empire World Cup 82 captain)

Alas, poor Sulsuland.
How you must suffer so that the Holy Empire might celebrate
Your brave team beaten five-two
Your brave fans recipient of many donations of fish.

We're really sorry about the
Deaths of your home fans in the first leg.
Honest we are.
We wouldn't lie to you.

But now! We qualify!
And three matches still to spare!
This is where I would insert a metaphor
If I was a more capable poet.

We qualify with ease,
Like something powerful doing something easily.
Hot knife through butter?
Bit of a cliche that one, but it still works.

Our team undefeated,
And co-equal for most goals scored.
It makes me feel vigorous and manly
Like eating an aphrodisiac in a hall full of Sulsu sluts.

Am I even allowed to say 'sluts' anymore?
That's not very woke, is it?
And besides, my beloved Zoe Carbonopsina
Might not approve.

If she notices me at all, mind.
I love you, Zoe Carbonopsina!
I love you more than beating Sulsuland!
I love you more than qualifying for the World Cup!

Please don't be put off
By my cheap gag about Sulsu sluts.
I don't mean it, honest.
I'm a woke bloke.

But I digress.
We've qualified for the World Cup.
Undefeated and having scored many goals.
So that's a first round exit, then, right?

[Lisander]

St. Helens Park meeting room, After Training

"Today, I want power in maximum and all midfield control.

Michaelichen, Lasses, Varden, Rosell and Kaplan. If the ball comes to you, it's straight forward, right away. I do not want anyone passing back and forth, neither to thee side, we're not playing rugby. Mercedini has the three points practically guaranteed ... After all, They're playing at home against Indusse. If we lose one more, it will be difficult for us... Then the ball has to go forward, as far forward as possible. Also, no big kicks. Passes must be right to Heretier or Saber. Defend as if your life depended on it, because Krytenia comes with enough strength now. Naismith and Coquelin in particular. They can not be free in no time.

Saber and Heretier, I want you both in a line. Counterattack and creation must begin with you together. But avoid exchanging passes between yourselves. Your job is to keep possession and move forward. Nantel and Egremont, you are the opposite. I want a lot of passes between the two of you, to keep the possession, but whoever enters the area, if they have the space, can shoot to goal.

Finally, Dawson and Milo. It's the same rule as midfielders. Keeping possession, swapping passes, and calling responsibility and shooting when you have space. Also, attention to rebound. Was I clear? "

The players nodded positively to coach Fox, in what was the last meeting before leaving for the Albert II stadium, for the match against Krytenia. The mood was of reasonable concern, but there was still room for banter and betting as to what color the strip would be on Nantel's forehead during the game, or how many kicks to the crossbar Milo would get during pre-match warm-up.

After the end of the communications, several conversations began to overlap, and then the captain, Andreas Wagner, stood up. He carried the captain's armband with him, evidently to indicate who would replace him for the occasion:

"This time I'm not going to play. When the age comes, we do not have the same physical strenght as always to lead ... But I talked to the coach and he said that I should choose who would be the captain of the team, because I know everyone inside the field. And I decided that my substitute will be someone who has a lot of vision, I would say even more than myself. It's a guy I've played against and today I'm proud to say I play side-by-side. Anders, first today, and then from when I leave the National, after the end of this World Cup, the armband is yours."

The veteran held out his hand, handing the red armband with black stripes to the keeper. It was not the common armband provided by the sports apparel supplier. It was the Club Sparta armband. An honor, a kind of blessing only allowed to the players of the biggest and oldest club in the nation. Applause echoed to congratulate the goalkeeper and new captain of the National. Michaelichen looked happy and full of pride. Wagner pat his shoulder and said:

"This is the one I've used since always, or rather for the last eight years. When I retire, I'm going to save mine and you buy one for yourself. That's the rule, that's how we do at Sirenia."

"Perfect, Captain."

"It's better for you to getting used to the weight because you're going to use it a lot from next year."

Those were, possibly, the first words of the epilogue of a majestic football career.