THE RIFLE, HOE AND SUN
BOANI STATE PRESS
UAN AA BOA 5 - 2 TIIWARK
BELOVED COMRADE CHAIRMAN HAILS FIRST INTERNATIONAL WIN
All communes and districts united yesterday in acclamation of the inaugural Boani victory at the Baptism of Fire, an emphatic win in a high-scoring game dominated by a hattrick for striker Ezekiel Tola.
"I am one player among many," Cde Tola insisted in a post-match press conference. "This victory belongs to the whole team, the whole nation, the entirety of the socialist struggle."
Commentators and observers were universally surprised by the number of goals in a match between two teams both methodical and defensive in their approach, but they had reckoned without the ability of the Boani back four to initiate rapid counter-attacks with a series of incisive passes opening up the midfield. That midfield area was effectively dominated by our heroes in red, gold and green. While media from Tiiwark are insisting that key players being unavailable made a vital difference, the truth is that the pairing of Zolani and Tatayo were able to robustly impose themselves with relentless physicality. Time and time again Tola appeared in the crucial position at the crucial moment as the dialectical contradictions inherent in the confused defence unravelled with grim logical necessity.
In a statement released through the Secretariat to the Central Committee, the Beloved Comrade Chairman let it be known that our brave revolutionary warriors have equalled and indeed surpassed the nation's expectations. Victory was all the sweeter, he said, because for the second game running the Boani team had refused to succumb to a team from a slaver nation. "What use has their exploitation been to them now?" he demanded to know. "A team of free and equal comrades fighting for their own cause will always surpass the efforts of the oppressed."
With a third game against another capitalist nation, and also a monarchy, Ancherion the proletarian crusade continues, with Uan aa Boa now strongly placed to advance to the knockout stages.We say let comrades throughout the nation take pride in this glorious victory! Onwards to further victories and the inevitable triumph of socialism!