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Postby Banija » Sun Dec 23, 2018 8:31 am

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Banijans punch ticket to the knockout stages in style with blowout victory over Vangaziland

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Isaka Jawara reaches the ball over the pylon to give Banija a 14-0 lead over the Royals in the 2nd quarter


EAGLEBURY, KO-OREN- Like we said. a win over Vangaziland would likely be enough to clinch a spot in the knockout stages, and boy, even though it came about in circumstances different than we thought, that certainly remained true on this day. The Serpent Eagles not only punched their ticket to the knockout stages, they did so in style- blasting away Vangaziland, to the surprise of almost everybody, by a score of 47-7. Did anyone see this coming? I don't think any Banijan observers, any Vannish observers, or any neutral observers, would have predicted a score like this. And yet, the gap between these two teams is not as big as the score indicates. A few big plays went the way of the Banijans, some good coaching and a little good fortune, and an excellent game turned into a blowout victory, Banija's most important one probably since World Bowl XXXVI- as it put Banija into the postseason.

Let's get right down to it, eh? The last game between these two opponents was a defensive slugfest, one that finished 3-3 after regulation, that had to go to overtime for the Serpent Eagles to finally pull away, and pull off an 18-10 victory over their Group F rivals. In the early beginnings of this game, there was a feeling that the same thing would happen. Both teams traded punts for the entirety of the 1st quarter. They were moving the ball better than they had been, but still- no points were being put on the board. With the first quarter ending 0-0, many assumed that both teams would bunker down.

But the Banijans had a new weapon that hadn't been unleashed yet. Kieran Kweo Atkison, the starter and stud at Richardson University, got his first start of the tournament, this time playing in the slot receiver role. The Head Coach, Alastair Jobs, said that Atkison had earned it. "Over the past couple of weeks, he's had an excellent run of practices." Said Coach Jobs. "He's always had the ability, but as a present college athlete, being able to compete on the international level is another thing entirely. But he's catching up now, and we felt that this would be a great opporunity for him. We guessed, correctly, that they wouldn't have scouted much for someone who spent the rest of the World Bowl as our fifth string receiver, and that he could create both opportunity and separation."

Alastair Jobs was correct. Atkison announced his arrival in the second quarter. There was a mixup in coverage, and he had a linebacker covering him, one on one, while the Vannish nickel back was covering Christos Cosse, the tight end. Atkison, being well aware of his mismatch, took a couple of steps towards the sideline, and then flew up the sideline. Isaka Jawara hit him in stride, and just like that, it was a 66 yard touchdown pass that gave the Serpent Eagles their first regulation touchdown against Vangaziland of this tournament, and a 7-0 lead in this ballgame. He spoke about that touchdown later on. "It shows great instincts by Atkison- he's had some great coaching at Richardson. That was not a designed streak route, but he saw the mismatch, and had the football smarts to turn up field. That's a credit to him, to have that kind of cognitive ability. That first touchdown was well deserved."

The pair of defenses really stood up, until Banija had the ball at their own 41 yard line, with just 1:07 on the clock. It was a 20 yard punt return that gave them this excellent field position, and the Banijans were going to take advantage of it. Isaka Jawara marched them down the field, moving the full 59 yards in just 7 plays, with the last play an 11 yard touchdown run by Isaka Jawara where he dove for the pylon and reached the ball in with just 14 seconds left in the first half, to give the Serpent Eagles a 14-0 lead going into halftime. A much better game this time around for the Banijan offense, but still, only a two score game- and the Royals were trying to stave off elimination.

Throughout this tournament, poor kick coverage has been a staple of the Serpent Eagles team. And it all went wrong on the opening kickoff of the second half, when the Banijans kicked to the Vannish. Erik Bergum, the speedster, fielded the ball a yard deep into his own end zone. He came blazing out, picked up a key block, and pretty much outran the Banijan kick coverage all along the Banijan sideline, finally getting pushed out of bounds at the 7 yard line. The ROyals scored on the very next play, on first and goal, and they had now cut the Banijan lead in half- to 14-7, and also had all of the momentum.

After a 35 yard run by Devon Hanssen to put the Royals in the red zone for the first time, it was the Serpent Eagles who rose to the occasion. When Hanssen got the ball back, he fumbled the football, knocked out by Musa Janneh, the big, burly, defensive tackle from the Serpent Eagles. The ball was recovered by defensive end Elias Mulu. That was a momentum shifter, and a big time game changer. When the Banijans had their backs against the wall, that happened, and it gave the Serpent Eagles new life. From that point forward, early in the 3rd quarter, everything started to fall into place for the Banijans.

Justice Greenspan, on the first play from scrimmage, ran the football 78 yards to the house. He had taken the ball up through a hole on the right side of the line, ran through a Vangaziland safety, and was not going to be caught from behind, as he won the foot race. The score, at that point, was 21-7 to the Banijans. Then, on the next drive for the Banijans, they moved the ball 72 yards in only five plays, with the drive ending in a Jawara touchdown pass to Christos Cosse. The next drive ended in a touchdown pass to Margolin, and the following one ended in a touchdown pass to Kujabi. That means, of course, four drives in a row that ended in touchdowns for the on fire Banijan offense, which made the score 42-7 midway through the fourth quarter.

Elias Mulu had a sack in the end zone that forced a safety, and they had a field goal later on in the game, to make the score 47-7. A second half route for the Banijans, where the offense was unstoppable. Four touchdown passes and a touchdown run for Isaka Jawara, a breakout game for Atkison, A stunning offensive performance, where the considerable amount of Banijan fans in the building stood up and gave their team a standing ovation, as a "playoffs" chant overtook the building as the clock ticked down to zero. An excellent performance from this squad- a dominating late game performance, an excellent one.

The Banijans, of course, are now in the knockout stages for the first time since World Bowl XXXI- an excellent accolade for a team that got knocked out in the group stages of both World Bowl XXXIV and World Bowl XXXV. Still one more game left, against One Jamaica- a team that struggled in the first half, but second half wins over both Taeshan and Vangaziland have bolstered both their resume and reputation, even if they are only 3-6. So this game for Banija and One Jamaica is anything but a given. But the Banijans must put out their best, even if they've already clinched their playoff berth. IT will effect seeding, and if Taeshan fall, an unlikely but possible prospect, then it is the Banijans that will be the winners of Group F.

What a tournament, that will be extended by at least one more game. And, as always, go Banija!
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ko-oren » Sun Dec 23, 2018 1:09 pm

World Bowl 36/XXXVI @ Ko-oren
MD10 Scores

Group A
Kytler Peninsula 9–0 Equestrian States
Main Nation Ministry 33–10 Xanneria
Ko-oren 10–0 Skundi

Group A                     Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Main Nation Ministry 10 8 2 253 122 +131
2 Ko-oren 10 8 2 150 66 +84
3 Kytler Peninsula 10 6 4 95 94 +1
4 Equestrian States 10 5 5 114 142 −28
5 Xanneria 10 3 7 136 181 −45
6 Skundi 10 0 10 59 202 −143


Group B
Castleon 13–20 Northwest Kalactin
Cosumar 23–0 Saint Dennis
Velstrania 21–0 North Quadana

Group B                     Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Cosumar 10 9 1 228 77 +151
2 Velstrania 10 8 2 192 89 +103
3 Northwest Kalactin 10 5 5 146 93 +53
4 Saint Dennis 10 4 6 102 149 −47
5 Castleon 10 3 7 129 212 −83
6 North Quadana 10 1 9 59 236 −177


Group C
Micronistan 7–20 Lisander
Abanhfleft 24–13 Ranoria
Drawkland 30–13 Krytenia

Group C                     Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Drawkland 10 8 2 238 128 +110
2 Abanhfleft 10 7 3 201 102 +99
3 Ranoria 10 7 3 118 90 +28
4 Lisander 10 6 4 196 126 +70
5 Micronistan 10 2 8 74 198 −124
6 Krytenia 10 0 10 60 243 −183


Group D
A Rosa 13–20 Velestria
Alpine Union 31–7 New England
Allamunnic States 16–0 Monarch Republic

Group D                     Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Alpine Union 10 7 3 98 79 +19
2 New England 10 7 3 207 130 +77
3 Allamunnic States 10 6 4 177 62 +115
4 Velestria 10 4 6 126 161 −35
5 A Rosa 10 3 7 120 201 −81
6 Monarch Republic 10 3 7 79 174 −95


Group E
Bendicion 3–13 South Covello
Royal Kingdom of Quebec 33–7 Holy Marsh
Pridnestrovia 64–17 Pambudia

Group E                     Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Pridnestrovia 10 10 0 276 122 +154
2 Royal Kingdom of Quebec 10 7 3 258 115 +143
3 South Covello 10 6 4 143 104 +39
4 Holy Marsh 10 4 6 195 163 +32
5 Pambudia 10 3 7 117 249 −132
6 Bendicion 10 0 10 71 307 −236


Group F
One Jamaica 24–21 Banija
Vangaziland 19–10 Monsa
Taeshan 27–6 Frenline Delpha

Group F                     Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Taeshan 10 8 2 222 89 +133
2 Banija 10 7 3 267 131 +136
3 Vangaziland 10 6 4 171 167 +4
4 Monsa 10 4 6 122 202 −80
5 One Jamaica 10 4 6 84 134 −50
6 Frenline Delpha 10 1 9 63 206 −143


Group G
Seraxinbourgh 10–39 Jebslund
Newmanistan 36–6 The Greater Nordics
Free Republics 30–7 Qingland

Group G                     Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD 
1 Free Republics 10 8 2 269 121 +148
2 Newmanistan 10 8 2 253 162 +91
3 The Greater Nordics 10 7 3 180 137 +43
4 Jebslund 10 4 6 228 190 +38
5 Seraxinbourgh 10 3 7 133 235 −102
6 Qingland 10 0 10 56 274 −218


Round of 16:
#1 Pridnestrovia 10-0 +154 vs #16 Ranoria 7-3 +28 @ Willowbowl, Willowbourne
#2 Cosumar 9-1 +151 vs #15 The Greater Nordics 7-3 +43 @ Northern Arena, Aevanna
#3 Free Republics 8-2 +148 vs #14 New England 7-3 +77 @ Exhibition Centre, Mayara
#4 Taeshan 8-2 +133 vs #13 Abanhfleft 7-3 +77 @ Stade sur la Baie, Aminey
#5 Main Nation Ministry 8-2 +131 vs #12 Banija 7-3 +136 @ Orange Bowl, Schemerdrecht
#6 Drawkland 8-2 +110 vs #11 Royal Kingdom of Quebec 7-3 +143 @ Hertfield, Llandy
#7 Alpine Union 7-3 +19 vs #10 Ko-oren 8-2 +84 @ Surbourneshire Square, Greencaster
#8 Velstrania 8-2 +103 vs #9 Newmanistan 8-2 +91 @ 65ers Arena, Schemerdrecht

- Abanhfleft receives the 13th seed on a random draw over New England.
- Velstrania vs Newmanistan is moved to 65ers Arena as Aevanna's Northern Arena already hosts Cosumar vs Greater Nordics.
- Lastly, and this wasn't communicated properly in the OP or in the bid (for which I'm sorry), but there will be reseeding after every round. This means that a lower ranked seed takes the higher ranked team's seed to the next round in case of an upset.
- The Round of 16 will be scorinated around this time, on the 27th of December. The full schedule can be found in the OP. It's still accurate as we haven't had any delays so far.
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Postby Main Nation Ministry » Mon Dec 24, 2018 12:54 am

"It's surprising to see technology ahead of it's time. We're supposed to be in modern times, but it appears we're in post-modern times."

"Dad, can you tell me a bedtime story?"
"I don't know, sweetie. Daddy is tired, also."
"I go to sleep, if you tell it to me."
"Alright. I tell you a story. About a dragon the age of you."

"Want to go dancing? Come on, I teach you how to dance."


Agent Dragon: Damnation

Shell was thrown into a storage room that was thrown to hold trespassers and prisoners of the Don's cartel. It could have been worst. At least, he still had his watch of his. Upon waking up, he saw he was in the room, where he examined the door. Locked. Guess it was time to call mission control. Checking his watch, he reached out to call them. "This is Agent Shell, come in." Shell used his watch to communicate with mission control. "This is mission control, come in."
"Mission control, I appear to be locked in some room by presumably a drug cartel. Please attempt to track my watch."
"We're start tracking. You're in Pandustic, correct?"
"Yes."
"We analyzed your current location. Our satellite shows that you're on some sort of compound." Mission control stated, as Shell knew he was trapped in the Don's base of operations. "Hang on, before you send troops, you need to raise code red here! I checked out some intel and-" Shell tried to say more, until the door opened. It was Diego standing at the door with a large shotgun in his hands. "Aw shit.." Shell remarked, as it was pointed at his direction. "Your little watch there is a phone? Give it to us! Now!" Diego demanded where he cocked the gun. Shell was forced to remove his watch, where another man who entered proceeded to stomp on it, until it broke. After hearing the door get slammed shut, Diego had the shotgun pointed at Shell's chin, where the other thug tried to search Shell's pockets. Shell, out of instinct, immediately punched the thug in the throat, where Diego pressed the gun deeper into Shell's chin. "Hey hey hey! No punching! You're this close from having your head blown off!"

"What are you planning?" Shell said, knowing they were planning on asking about the comic book. "You're going to be our little guinea pig for a science experiment we have set up. The Don will be really happy to see that his new ingredient is working." Diego said, as the other man who had recovered from the blow to the throat gotten out a taser and plunged it live into Shell's back.


Keller walked on the desert ground, as she was heading to the direction of where the canyon was supposed to be. She did see what appeared to be a ridge start to form, including several tire tracks forming at the start of it. It was down there. It was probably going to take hours, but she still hoped that Shell was still alive. As she was entering the canyon, she heard the sounds of a car approaching. Hiding behind a large rock column, she peeked to see a large Humvee enter the canyon, where it was possibly from the Don. After a while later, she show the villa in the distance. Nestled at the bottom of the canyon, it was directly on top of a riverbank where the place consisted of a large hangar for an airstrip to take off from the canyon and a large mansion. "They are down here. Shell is somewhere in there and I gotta get him out of there, somehow."

Keller decided to sneak through by entering through the airstrip where the hangar was nearby. Creeping near the airstrip, she let a guard walk past her, as she was hidden. Getting out her knife, she crept near the hangar where she eavesdropped on some mechanics testing on a propeller inside. "You think he force us to use this to send some guy into chunks?" one of them asked. "Don't know. Maybe he use it on that kid that he brought in the Humvee." the other said, where Keller tried to determine if Shell was in that Humvee that passed by. That can't be? Shell was in that Humvee? Why did they take him there? However, Keller felt something cold and metallic at the back of her head. She was caught. "Drop the knife, girl." a gruff voice said. She turned around to see a man in a white tuxedo have a pistol in her face. She turned to see more men approaching with their guns drawn. Shaking a bit nervously, she let the man take her knife, where he forced her to follow him while a pistol was at his head.

The Don was planning on resting at his private bath, when a henchman informed him that the other agent was caught. "Excellent. She came to help out that kid she was with. Very well. Please have her in the lounge. Give us some cigars, if she wants some. Make sure she doesn't flinch." the Don demanded, where he adjusted his sunglasses, as he sat at a recliner, before Keller arrived in the lounge with several guns pointed at her head. "Ah. I see that you look more unharmed." the Don joked, where Keller gave him a glance. "Tell me, are you here for this "Azerty" comic book? I gave it a read. I thought what was on it was a joke, until I saw the page with me in it. You're supposed to be the one who kills me?"
"Kill you? How am I suppose to kill you, though?"
"Some of my men analyzed how you work. You're trying to play it safe? Are you not?"
Keller sweated a bit, knowing she wasn't planning on actually killing anyone. "You can't guarantee that."
"Look, I read the book. And the only way that things are going to turn out well is if you just don't meddle or interfere with my work. You see. I'm not planning on attacking Main Nation Ministry. Unless you're planning on taking over Pandustic, we're just trying to take over a certain market. I hope you don't mind. This wasn't about a comic book. Only business."

"So what's your plan?"
"You do realize it's cliched to explain my plans to you. It's like a villain explaining he's going to take over the world, where he's still going to be stopped."
"Don't jinx it." Keller said with another glare.
"I know. But I'm not targeting the public. I'm after my competitors. They are cutthroat. To encourage this behavior, I respond with the same. I plan to poison my competitors with the same dope they sell. Make it a giveaway free of cost. It kill them in a hour or so, then I make sure I'm the true kingpin in the market. A simple plan, I would say." The Don explained.
"Just let me have the comic book and Shell back!" Keller demanded.
"Ms-"
"Dragon. Agent Dragon."
"Call me Franco. You see Agent Dragon. Shell wasn't cooperative. He tried to kill one of my men with a rabbit punch, so I set him up for a science experiment. But I want you to see this. Bring over the book." Franco demanded, where a henchman brought up the Azerty comic book. There it was. In front of her. "Let me show you interesting pages." The Don said, where he showed us a page with a familiar location. "Isn't that?" Keller said, upon recognizing the house of Joe Smiles. "Yep. That's the house that was supposed to be burned down. And look, you two are characters!" the Don was right. Both Keller and Shell were standing in front of the house in the page. But how was that possible.

"I checked the other pages, but I give you the obvious. If these pages are true and if my men weren't idiots, I was supposed to die about...right now. You were supposed to stab me in this room." The Don turned the pages to show Keller violently killing Franco with her combat knife. "So now what? Just because I don't have my combat knife means that it wouldn't happen?" "Exactly! I'm no scientist, but affecting the timeline which the book depicts, I can change my fate!" "Just give me the book and Shell! So we can just walk back to Main Nation Ministry by making it a mission failed!" Keller demanded, where the Don shook his head. "I can't bring back Shell. Come." Franco had Keller follow him with guards all along her. The whole group went downstairs into the basement, where it was the location of Franco's drug factory. Entering a room where they measure the amounts of cocaine, he had Keller sit down at a folding chair, where he let someone in the room. It was Shell. But his appearance looked nothing like his former self.

What was once a pudgy schoolboy was now a pale, deathly thin, and booger-infested fallen agent. "Shell, what happened to you?!" Keller said, horrified at the state Shell was at. "Dragon, I-" Shell was interrupted, as he coughed out some blood. "Son of a bitch.." Shell said. "Hang on, I'm going to make you a deal. You can take Shell back to the nation or..." The Don said, where he gestured at one of his men to bring in someone else. Shell frowned, knowing who was about to come out. "Jones?!" Keller was shocked to see, where he was terrified and crying. Jones had a pistol aimed at his head, behind his right ear. "Here's the deal, sweetheart. You tell me who you want to live." Franco asked. "Just take the kid and get outta here!" Shell demanded to Keller, where he coughed out some more blood. Keller didn't know what to do. Should she do what Shell asks of her?

"I go with Jones." She tells Franco, where she let the kid run up to Keller, where he hugs her. "Come on. We need to get out of here." Keller said, where several men escorted both of them out of the basement and back to the front of the villa. "So.. you really think that comic book and my death will make sure your plan wouldn't fail?!" Shell asked, where he was on the verge of dying. "Oh please, she wouldn't possibly return. Your death will be a message to not mess with me."
"Think again, asshole. I saw my death on the pages! But I just thought up something. Check your page again! With your death!" Shell demanded, where Franco looked at the page where his death was supposed to be. His death was different, but this time it was much graphic. "I don't understand.." "The book is an anomaly. It doesn't predict the future, it constructs what happens when a change in motion, so it can make a new prediction!" Shell said. Franco got out a pistol and pressed it against Shell's forehead. "I might as well give you a mercy kill." the Don asks, where Shell smirked. "Screw you." he replied. Then, Shell just...dropped dead. Shell didn't want the Don to take the pleasure of offing him, so he let his own body collapse and dead.

"Diego! Get some men! You need to kill that girl! She is still going to kill me!" the Don demanded to Diego, as both of them were at the patio. "I have the ATV ready and I can be at the backseat with my gun and a crowbar." Diego smirked, where he was starting to feel more than just the drugs kicking in. Heading to a small garage near the villa, he had a goon drive him, while he got a pistol ready and borrowed a crowbar from the hangar. "Alright! Let's enjoy the hunt!" Diego feeling some bloodlust inside of him.

"So how did they capture you?" Keller asked, where she was jogging with Jones through the canyon, where the sun was starting to set. "They got me at the train station. They figured both of you would try to escape, but they ended up capturing me, since I knew about the book." Jones said, where Keller could tell he felt like it was his fault. "Don't worry. I can take you back and maybe I can help you get on a train. I'm pretty sure they won't be after us this time." Keller said. As they were moving at what looked like the entrance to the canyon, both of them heard a sound of a vehicle from below them and they notice a bright light behind them. "Jones, duck!" Keller demanded, as she managed to avoid a crowbar swing from Diego. "Can't kill us without a weapon!" Diego taunted Keller, as the ATV was turning around towards the two. Diego didn't want to waste his time, attempting to kill Keller with a good swing, so he pulled out his pistol and leaned out to fire several rounds at the two.

Keller ducked again, but Jones suddenly stopped in his tracks. "Jones?" Keller asked him, where she immediately noticed the bloodstain forming at his chest. "Jones!" Keller ran up to him, clutching his chest. "Jones, come on!" Keller begged Jones, where he didn't seem to give a response, as his eyes lifelessly stare at the night sky. "No! Jones! Jones?!?!" Keller screamed at Jones, trying to deny what happened to him. Diego got off his ATV, which stopped by Keller, as he got his crowbar ready. "C'mon bitch! Run!" Diego demanded, but all he saw was a face of a girl who reached her limits.
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"Why him. Why but me." Keller asked him, as Diego saw the body of Jones she was clutching. "Just hold still. This is going to take a moment." Diego said, where Keller seemed to have let him swing the crowbar down on her. He heard a thud and looked down to see her bleeding from her head, eyes closed. "Let's go. We let them bleed out for the coyotes to get them." Diego said, getting back on his ATV, where it drove back to the villa. Back at the villa, the Don was getting ready for his bath, wearing some swim trunks and being inside his private bath of a circular pool. "It's done, boss." Diego said, where he was planning on snorting a good lead. "Excellent. Now, we can rest for the night." the Don said, even though he was unaware that Shell tried to contact mission control a while ago.


"Back in dreamland, I see." the voice in Keller's head said, as she was back in her own nightmare.
"I thought it was supposed to be a fair deal."
"I thought so, too. Tough luck."
"Why is this multi-verse filled with pain?"
"Because we need to be subjected pain every day. It's normal."
"Why can't they feel the pain?"
"You know what I'm about to say next."

"No.. I don't want to!"
"Remember what they were, Keller! They just made you sick. Just let me be with you. We can become one. Not of me in control, but both of us in the cockpit. I have power. Power to set you free."
"But, is it right?"
"You just going to wait till someone else does it? It will be boring."
"I thought that it was possible to things to be solved, without anyone dying.."
"You wanted to think that way because of what part of that bloodline did."
"I can still make things right?"
"Yes."
"Come.. It's no use."
"Good."
"..."
"...You know, Jones will be ok. He will be fine."



Back at the villa, Diego was enjoying his recent snort of cocaine outside at the patio, where a loud shrill scream can be heard in the distance. The power in the villa suddenly turned off, before it turned back on. Diego brushed his nose with a sleeve and went over to where the ATV was. "What the hell was that? I thought she died?!" Diego said to the driver, who was driving the ATV. "I saw you kill her. It looked like a fatal blow." the driver said. "Stay right there! I'm giving you the shotgun! You might sure she's dead! And I'm convincing the Don to burn that fucking comic book once and for all to forget everything!" Diego said, as he went to give the driver the shotgun and a walkie-talkie to communicate with him.

The ATV driver went back near the entrance of the canyon to finish off Keller. However, when he got there, there was only one body in the middle of the desert. The kid Jones was still staring at the moon in the sky. The driver got off his ATV and looked around the desert. Did she survive and went back to town? That's a possibility. Getting out the walkie-talkie, he messaged Diego. "Diego, I'm checking the desert. There are a ton of footprints everywhere, but she's nowhere in sight." the driver said, as he continued to look around. "Keep looking!" Diego shouted from the walkie-talkie. The driver thought he saw something in the distance, as he walked a good distance from the ATV, but noticed it was only a cactus. Walking back, the lack of sand made the footsteps in the ground hear-able, when he noticed that he was hearing an another set of footsteps. And it was coming from directly behind him..

"You can't run!" the driver shouted to which when he turned, he saw the most horrifying sight that would give demons nightmares. The sight responded in a familiar voice that didn't scream or yell, but only said, "Neither can you."
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Keller grabbed the man, as he was screaming his own lungs off, as she was holding him by his throat. Her eyes have began to glow red from the power that was in her. Her hair was wild and a dark aura formed around her. Under the moonlight, the poor henchman became Keller's first victim of the night. With her other hand, she reached towards the screaming thug and yanked off a good part of his bottom jaw with ease to have her start the true hunt.
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Postby Ko-oren » Mon Dec 24, 2018 12:33 pm

Group Stage Roundup

Ko-oren 9–0 Kytler Peninsula
Ko-oren 20–20 Main Nation Ministry (38–33 OT)
Equestrian States 0–17 Ko-oren
Ko-oren 20–3 Xanneria
Skundi 0–6 Ko-oren
Kytler Peninsula 0–21 Ko-oren
Main Nation Ministry 20–13 Ko-oren
Ko-oren 6–7 Equestrian States
Xanneria 3–10 Ko-oren
Ko-oren 10–0 Skundi
The Dragonflies have finished the group stage with aplomb. Even though the team was from Pot 1 on paper, that was only a protected status as the host. In actuality, Ko-oren was ranked slightly below Main Nation Ministry - and that was the order in which the group stage actually played out. The Ministry finished first on point differential - in which they did about 50 points better than we did - but we will go to the Round of 16 regardless, as the 10th overall seed. Our next opponent is the Alpine Union, winners of group D.

Speaking of Group D, that was the most contested group across the World Bowl, sending two teams to the second round. The Alpine Union won the group over New England via a MD10 31-7 destruction of the relative newcomers from New England. The biggest story of the group is probably the surprise elimination of number two ranked Allamunnic States, though. The second biggest surprise elimination is probably Vangaziland's, dropping to third behind Taeshan and Banija in Group F. That's wholly on Banija, who have played a phenomenal Bowl so far and will continue to do so, and will take on our group's Main Nation Ministry next. There weren't many more big eliminations, but there have been a few lower ranked teams that have put themselves on the map.

First of all, that's most of the Pot 4 teams. Ranoria, the Greater Nordics, and New England all go to the second round, as seeds 16, 15 and 14, but that won't stop them. They've pulled off great upsets in the group stage and nothing points to it that they will stop there. Next up is Banija, who have taken the 12th seed from a position in Group 3. That small group of teams hopefully keeps on competing in future World Bowls, and it'll only make the tournament a better place.

The usual suspects, with exception of the Allamunnic States, have all secured their round of 16 berths in style. Pridnestrovia even did so without giving up a loss. Cosumar take a surprise second seed at 9-1, and all other Pot 1 teams are in the top 10. Not counting our protected status, all Pot 1 teams made it to the top 8.

The Dragonflies, then, made the Round of 16 with the same record as the group winners, at 8-2. It took a little while to figure out the offence. Eventually, only the true passers, Sylvestre and Hedgecock, were starting at quarterback. It turned out that dual threat De Croon lead an offence too slow and too ineffective to complement our defence, who also took considerable time off the clock. But let's talk about the selling point of this team: the guys that stop other teams from scoring. The Dragonflies recorded five shutouts in ten group games, and allowed just one score in three more games. In just two instances, the Dragonfly D allowed teams to score on more than one drive: the Main Nation Ministry, scoring 33 points in four quarters and three overtimes of the first game, and the Main Nation Ministry, scoring 20 points in the regular 60 minutes of the second game. Allowing just 66 points means that the defence is the best defence left in the Round of 16, and the second best defence overall, behind the Allamunnic States. Not just that, but the unit contributed to the score in a few places: a safety against the Equestrian States, and an interception return against the Kytler Peninsula. For the rest, the entire team finishes with a turnover differential of +18: 17 interceptions, 7 fumble recoveries, versus four interceptions thrown by our quarterbacks and two fumbles lost. That is our strength going forward. The offence might not put many points on the board (14th out of 16 remaining teams) but our turnover differential does put us in the top 5 - and we're first in points allowed.

Not to mention, those six turnovers committed by our offence were largely given up by De Croon-led teams. He threw two out of four interceptions and gave up one of two lost fumbles, making him responsible for 50% of our giveaways. None of our quarterbacks came out unscathed, Sylvestre and Hedgecock both threw an interception. Thorebourne gave away the final fumble, totalling to 6 giveaways.

Going back to the positives: we're certainly on the level of the Alpine Union, as we made it to 8 wins to their 7, scoring more points and giving up fewer points than them. In terms of matchup, there aren't many better teams for us to play than them. While the Alpine Union aren't a predominantly running team, they always have someone in the backfield, always giving off the threat of the run. As long as we can negate that threat, the rest of the offence should be a decent matchup for the rest of our defence. On the other side of the ball, the Alpines have a great defence and it already looks like this game will be decided by special teams and turnovers. Don't expect a shootout.

On a personnel level (or a personal level), Montavious McBryde is going to be the one player that'll provide matchup problems for our defence. As a young running back, he's the one key for the Bisons that can rip our defence apart. On defence, Nehemiah Charles is a force to be reckoned with: the weak side linebacker has the ability to confuse and overrun our line and will be the one trying to topple Hedgecock.

Most improved KGL teams after the World Bowl Group Stage

For the 90% of players not at the World Bowl, they see their teammates in Schemerdrecht and have to think 'but what does this mean for our season?'. Here's a short overview of which teams have improved after the Group Stage, and which teams seem to have a problem.

Positive:
1 Aminey Caspians. QB Sylvestre has earned his spot as one out of two great QBs in the KGL, and with the injury to TE Pwlh, TE Cazal stepped up to fight twice as hard and truly become the best TE in Ko-oren. K Delannoy has been incredibly reliable, and confidence is a great asset to a kicker. The WRs they supplied, Lokaguthen and Crozier, have been serviceable.
2 Mayara Destroyers. That great defence you saw? Nearly 40% Destroyers. SS Lansink and FS Mesjathaunthen, OLBs Piralasthen and Gunmothinden, they've been on the field together and you've got to ask yourself whether we're seeing the biggest force in the middle of the defence we've ever seen. They've also got a couple of mean receivers in Patrasthen and Whitlock.
3 Schemerdrecht 65ers. LT Witvos was great up to his injury, C Geerts has absolutely killed it on the line, and DT Braakjans has yet to miss a snap. He's only at risk of overexerting himself - other than that, Braakjans is one to improve his team a lot next season.
4 Mayara Wolves. They haven't contributed to the team a lot, but the players that are wearing the green and blue have been great additions. DE Karentathen has been stellar against the run and you see that most of the runs have been away from his side, and the Wolves' special teamers have betrayed the focus on ST within the Wolves' staff.
5 Willowbourne Saints. QB Hedgecock, LT Schildwacht and LG McLelland - together they've shown the tremendous power of this pass-protecting and pass-throwing unit. Their players are bad or completely invisible on defence (CB Dwyer, DT Dijk and OLB Guildeforde), but having one of the best two QBs in Ko-oren surely helps.
6 Sterrenwolde Dragonflies. SS Dollen has cemented his status as hard-hitting, yet also a great reader of QBs, playing most snaps as nickleback. WR Schoolhendrik is Sylvestre's primary target (but doesn't get much from Hedgecock). Only two players for the Dragonflies, but they've been instrumental.

Negative:
12 Schemerdrecht Admirals. Out of the few injured Dragonflies, 75% are Admirals. On top of that, QB De Croon looked constantly on the run there, not a great way to prepare for the season.
11 Mawryshire Centaurs. From the Centaurs on the team, one is injured (TE Pwlh), three have barely played (WR ySarrwdd, ILB yDaemchaed, DE Mulders), and the only standout is the punter (but punters are people too!!).
10 Noordrug Astronauts. Only three players are from the Astronauts, and they haven't been too great. FS Eisenman has lost his position to the Destroyers' Mesjathaunthen, ILB Emerson was injured for a few games, only FB Svenszoon saw his snap count increased.
9 Eaglebury Emperors. Between both Emperors on the national team, they've been unimpressive and largely ignored by the coaches. Is it worse to just not have players on here or to have players that don't play?
8 Aerellen Explosions. Only CB Aemino has played, and played extremely well, but the rest have simply not played regularly at all. And that while there's about four players from the Explosions there - but just haven't impressed. Don't know what's worse: not to have players on the team, or to have players on the NT but never seeing them?
7 Greencaster Godspeed. RT Zorowen has held up very well, great pass protection but mediocre run blocking. RB Thorebourne was good, not great, and CB Knight has barely played.
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Postby Union of Socialist Alpine Republics » Wed Dec 26, 2018 1:01 pm

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The Alpine Union made the playoffs


Greencaster, Ko-oren - (NAP) Here's a recap of the last 3 Alpine Union games at the World Bowl XXXVI. Game #8, the Bisons lost 17-7 against unranked A Rosa. A Rosa started strong, scoring a touchdown in the 1st quarter and scoring a 49 yards field goal in the 2nd half. They were leading 10-0 at the halftime. Then with 4:28 remaining in the 3rd quarter, Montavious McBryde ran into the end zone for an 11 yards rushing touchdown and A Rosa's lead was cut to 10-7. Midway in the 4th quarter, Clifford Jenkins was intercepted by A Rosa's Aidan Ui Neill for a pick six. The final score was 17-7 A Rosa. After starting 0-6, A Rosa won 3 games in a row before losing against Velestria on MD 10.

Game #9, the Reprezentacja Alpejski hardly beat Velestria 23-21. Once again, the Alpine Union is off to a bad start, having allowed 14 unanswered points in the 1st quarter. However, in the 2nd quarter, the Bisons scored a touchdown on a 12 yards pass by Clifford Jenkins to Jennifer Killebrew and made a 36 yards field goal with no time left to cut Velestria's lead to 14-10. Velestria started off the 3rd quarter with a 18 yards passing touchdown and were leading 21-10 but the Alpine Union also scored before the end of the 3rd quarter. Using a wildcat formation, Coconut Riddick passed to Montavious McBryde into the end zone for 32 yards but the Bisons failed to convert the 2 points conversion and the score was 21-16 Velestria. With 1:22 left in the 4th quarter, the Reprezentacja Alpejski took the lead on a 24 yards passing touchdown by Clifford Jenkins to Demetrius Thomas-Jackson and the Alpine Union won the game 23-21.

Game #10, the Alpine Union played against New England, which is a weird name for a football team, and beat them 31-7. Unlike the previous games, the Bisons were off to a good start and Montavious McBryde scored a 4 yards rushing touchdown on the Alpine's opening drive. Early in the 2nd quarter, on a flea flicker play, Clifford Jenkins passed to Jennifer Killebrew for a 58 yards touchdown and the score was 14-0 Reprezentacja Alpejski. New England scored a touchdown either before the end of the 2nd half when Herman Jones passed to George Leroy into the end zone for a 15 yards touchdown and the Alpine's lead was cut to 14-7. The Bisons scored again when Clifford Jenkins passed to Coconut Riddick on a screen play for a 27 yards touchdown. The Alpine Union also made a 44 yards field goal before the end of the 3rd quarter and the score was 24-7 Bisons. In the 4th quarter, Herman Jones was intercepted by DeShawn Lewis-Harris who returned the ball to the 16 yards line in New England territory. On the first play, Clifford Jenkins passed to Jarius Floyd for a 16 yards touchdown and the Alpine Union won 31-7.

The Alpine Union are 1st in group D, tied with New England, with a 7-3 record but the Alpines gets the tie break and is the seed #7. The Bisons will play against seed #10, which is the hosts, Ko-oren. Officially the Alpine Union is the home team and will wear their green uniform but the crowd will be on Ko-oren's side.
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The Nordics make it into the Round of 16 at the World Bowl by finishing as one of the two best third place teams. They finished the Group Stage at &-3 which is a whole lot better than they did last time. It seems like returning the whole team paid off for coach Matthias Holst as the team showed great chemistry and even pulled off an upset of the Free Republics in Game 9 before falling to Newmanstan in Game 10. Next up for the team is the second seed Cosumar who finished top in their group only losing one game. They have a great defense and a high powered offense so they may be tough to beat but lets hope that the Nordics can capitalize on their mistakes and pull off the upset.

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Banija enter the World Bowl knockout stages and shall face the Main Nation Ministry

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Team mascot at the Serpent Eagles most recent loss against One Jamaica


SCHMERDRECHT, KO-OREN- All eyes of Banijan gridiron fans are on the Orange Bowl. For the first time since World Bowl XXXI, and their first time in their last three editions of the World Bowl, the Banijans have clinched a berth in the knockout stages of gridiron's premier competition- the World Bowl. Group stage struggles were the source of many Banijan fans over the course of the past few World Bowls, especially in World Bowl XXXIV, when the tournament was scheduled to take place on home soil. But a pair of upset victories over Vangaziland in this tournament were the key to an impressive group stage for the Serpent Eagles, who have finally reached the Last 16 of this tournament.

Unfortunately for the Banijans, they were tripped up on their way, falling in their last group stage match after having already wrapped up a berth, by a score of 24-21 to One Jamaica. One Jamaica, after struggling hard in the front half of the group stages, had a valiant effort in the latter half, notching second half victories against each of the group's top three sides- Taeshan, Vangaziland, and Banija. However, for all that valiant effort and the vast improvement, their 1-4 start really doomed any chances that One Jamaica had of making the knockout stages. However, still an excellent finish to the group stages to defeat all those teams who finished higher than them, and they will certainly be a team to be feared in World Bowl XXXVII and beyond.

Instead of getting the #8 or #9 seed, they were knocked back to the #12 seed, at 7-3. And who were they rewarded with as their opponent? None other than a dominant Main Nation Ministry, one of this tournament''s most impressive teams thus far. They won the group with the host in it, an impressive feat considering that meant they couldn't have been popular with the locals, and now are setting their sights on Banija and beyond, as many consider them a natural contender to actual bring home the trophy. It will be the Banijans who are angling for the upset in this game. Can they pull it off?

The biggest question that arises when you ask if the Banijans can pull off what would certainly be a large upset, is this- which Banijan team will be showing up at the Orange Bowl? There's nothing better to define this team than inconsistency, as it was abundant throughout the team's up and down bumpy, yet successful, ride through the group stages of World Bowl XXXVI. The offense showed moments and games of brilliance, where they put it all together. Where they controlled the line of scrimmage, where they dictated tempo, where they ran the ball at will, when big plays were abundant. There were four different games where the Banijans scored 40 points or more- in Weeks 1 and 6 against Monsa, Week 2 against Frenline Delpha, and week 9 against Vangaziland, when they stunningly dropped 47 points on the Royals.

Those four games, the Banijans controlled the game from start to finish. And those weren't just against the group's weakest opponents, as big time wins against Monsa and Frenline Delpha would suggest. They did that as well to Vangaziland, who were betting favorites to make it out of this group in a top two slot, alongside World Bowl XXXIV champions Taeshan. And they did that to Vangaziland after being held to just 3 points in their first 60 minutes against Vangaziland, as well, in the week 4 matchup. But there were other games, where the offense went cold. In week 3 and week 4, they had 3 points each in regulation. But it wasn't just against the group's big dogs- they didn't have an offensive score in week 5, and they struggled in week 7 against Frenline Delpha. They only scored one touchdown in the Taeshan rematch as well.

The defense was a little more consistent- they were a force as long as the opponent's name wasn't Taeshan. Outside of the two Taeshan games, their highest points allowed was the 24 One Jamaica put up in Week 10. IT was a series of stellar performances outside of that. A shutout to open the tournament. Vangaziland only scoring 10 combined points in 8 quarters(not including overtime) against them. However, you cannot ignore the struggles. Taeshan was the best team they played- there are more Taeshans than Monsas at this stage of the tournament. In both Taeshan matchups, they struggled to stay with players, and they could match the speed and power of the former world champions.

The more troubling game, of course, had to be the Week 8 matchup against Taeshan. Allowing Taeshan to put up 30 on them, again, was unacceptable. Where were the defensive adjustments from the coaching staff? They were dominated in all phases of the game, as they were back in week 3- but a couple of garbage time scores made the final scoreline less bad. Man for man, Taeshan was simply more talented. More physical at the point of attack, faster at the skill positions- Banija's secondary couldn't keep up with Taeshan. And you could see that on offense too- we couldn't block anyone, our receivers couldn't get open, and Jawara had no options.

If we see the Banija that we saw against Taeshan, then we'll be real- the Serpent Eagles will be in for a long day against Main Nation Ministry. That side is too good, and too talented, for the Banijans to come out flat. They will need to come out firing on the international stage if they want to have any hope at all of pulling off the upset here. Expect Alastair Jobs to pull out all the stops- an upset victory here would go a long way for his legacy as the head coach of the national team, one that has not been written yet.

Banija's offense will be the key- will it be the offense that scored less than 20 points on 5 different occasions, or the offense that put up 40+ points on 4 different occasions? With the overally consistency of the defense, we imagine that they will play well- we predict that Main Nation Ministry will score somewhere between 14 and 24 points in this one. Can the Banijans get to 24? If they can, their chances of winning this game will be excellent. Expect the Head Coach to put the ball in the hands of his quarterback, the kid he found from his high school days, and using a lot of read-options to get the opposing defense to hesitate and allowing Jawara to make those split second decisions, where he is so deadly. Allowing Jawara to create is the playcalling key, and if he gets his opportunities, he'll take them.

Who's the winner? We don't know, and we won't predict one. But it is certainly shaping up to be a fun, close game, with so much at stake- a trip to the semifinals. Who will seize it? We'll find out at the Orange Bowl.
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Postby Trans-Dniesters » Thu Dec 27, 2018 8:45 am

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PRIDNESTROVIAN GRIDIRON SUPER LEAGUE

SEASON III RECAP


Hello yet again, friends, comrades, and fellow fans in gridiron. Another part of the Season 3 recap of the Pridnestrovian Gridiron Super League approaches us. Sit back and enjoy, comrades; I believe that it is going to be a very bumpy ride!

MATCHDAY THIRTEEN
Novonikolaysk Sharks     7  7 14 13  41
Kesselburger Kestrels 0 0 0 0 0

Yeralenko Torpedoes 7 0 0 3 10
CSKA Tiraspol 7 3 0 3 13

Admiral Novorossiysk 7 7 0 0 6 20

Dinamo Bender 0 7 0 7 0 14

Bratsk Dolphins 7 0 7 3 17
Macaresti Gladiators 10 7 3 7 27

Sheriff Tiraspol 3 0 3 7 13
Rheinburg Spartans 7 13 10 0 30

Antakya Hawks 0 3 7 7 17

Vladikrav Red Death 7 0 0 0 7

Another team gets demolished in the PGSL, and this time it's the Kesselburger Kestrels. Hmm, have I said that before? I think I remember Kesselburg getting so utterly dominated this season, but maybe it was last season actually? Or was it Antakya that actually got demolished? I don't know. I can't remember. What I do remember is that Novonikolaysk were absolutely unforgiving to Kesselburg and didn't even bother taking a knee until the absolute last minute of the game. Meanwhile, CSKA Tiraspol barely scraped up a win thanks to Kaspar Martinov, but we CSKA fans will still take that win nonetheless because it's a win, and wins are very much important in this stage of the PGSL regular season. Sure, there are nine games still to go, but we can't count on those next nine games, can we?

MATCHDAY FOURTEEN
Kesselburger Kestrels    3  3  3  3  12
Antakya Hawks 7 3 7 3 20

Vladikrav Red Death 0 0 0 0 0
Sheriff Tiraspol 0 7 0 0 7

Rheinburg Spartans 7 7 7 6 27

Bratsk Dolphins 0 0 0 0 0

Macaresti Gladiators 0 0 0 0 0
Admiral Novorossiysk 0 0 0 3 3

Dinamo Bender 3 0 0 7 10

Yeralenko Torpedoes 0 0 0 0 0

CSKA Tiraspol 0 7 7 7 6 27
Novonikolaysk Sharks 7 7 7 0 0 21

Talk about a week of shutouts! I can't remember the last time that there were four shutouts in a single week of the PGSL. I honestly can't! And three of these shutouts were within one or two possessions as well. The only case where the team that got shut out had absolutely no hope of getting back was Rheinburg against Bratsk. You know how I feel about Bratsk, comrades, and I have to say that I am very disappointed with what Kelly Profit and her teammates showed on the pitch on that day. Only twenty out of fifty passes completed, along with three interceptions... it's a bad day in the office for the Dolphins. In more positive news though, CSKA Tiraspol have managed to secure yet another win in overtime, and against the resurgent Novonikolaysk Sharks as well! Andrey Nikitich Medvedev did very well to lead the Army Team back to level terms in the fourth quarter, but let's not forget the contributions of the defensive unit as well! Noseguard Nikodim Blinov deserves a special mention for his two and a half sacks against Novonikolaysk that stopped them from scoring any points in the fourth quarter, setting the stage for the overtime period where we would bear witness to Demyan Nikitich Medvedev's stunning 52-yard touchdown run to win the game for CSKA. Talk about ending the week with a bang!

MATCHDAY FIFTEEN
CSKA Tiraspol            0  7  0  3 3 13
Kesselburger Kestrels 0 3 0 7 0 10

Novonikolaysk Sharks 7 7 3 0 0 17
Dinamo Bender 3 0 7 7 3 20

Yeralenko Torpedoes 7 0 7 0 14

Macaresti Gladiators 3 3 3 0 9

Admiral Novorossiysk 7 0 3 3 13
Rheinburg Spartans 10 3 3 7 23

Bratsk Dolphins 10 13 10 3 36

Vladikrav Red Death 3 7 7 3 20

Sheriff Tiraspol 0 0 0 0 0
Antakya Hawks 0 0 0 3 3

And after then last game week ended with an overtime game, why not start Week 15 with not one but two OT games? This is the third time in as many weeks that CSKA have had to pick up their wins with the last play of the game,and once again, who's complaining? Maybe Admiral and Rheinburg fans, who now have to keep looking over their shoulders in case of a rampant CSKA breathing down both their necks. Kaspar Martinov is proving to be a new but welcome addition to CSKA's pantheon of heroes as he nailed yet another winning field goal for the Army Team. Dinamo Bender will also be grateful for their own kicker for scoring a game-winning field goal of their own against the Novonikolaysk Sharks, who have once again lost in overtime. Perhaps the secret to defeating them has finally been discovered.

PGSL Table After Matchday Fifteen
   PGSL                   Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD
1 Rheinburg Spartans 15 12 3 269 152 +117
2 Admiral Novorossiysk 15 11 4 286 207 +79
3 CSKA Tiraspol 15 11 4 291 228 +63
4 Sheriff Tiraspol 15 9 6 134 110 +24
5 Novonikolaysk Sharks 15 8 7 284 251 +33
6 Dinamo Bender 15 7 8 186 191 −5
7 Yeralenko Torpedoes 15 7 8 195 277 −82
8 Bratsk Dolphins 15 6 9 266 279 −13
9 Antakya Hawks 15 6 9 172 201 −29
10 Macaresti Gladiators 15 5 10 212 192 +20
11 Kesselburger Kestrels 15 5 10 155 269 −114
12 Vladikrav Red Death 15 3 12 145 238 −93

And so Week 15 ends with a surprise leader in the Rheinburg Spartans. Admiral Novorossiysk slipped up along the line to give Rheinburg their first taste of being on top of the PGSL. But that being said, Admiral and CSKA Tiraspol are both breathing down the Spartans' necks, and defending champions Dinamo Bender are slowly but surely moving in the right direction up the table and could very well be able to defend their Pridnestrovian Bowls.

So that does it for me and the PGSL review today. Tomorrow sees the World Bowl back in action with Pridnestrovia going against Ranoria, who had the lead and were on top of their group before their surprise defeat against struggling Abanhfleft. So don't expect any continuation of the PGSL review tomorrow. Maybe in two days. Who knows? But until then, friends, comrades, and fellow fans in gridiron, До свидания.
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Postby Ko-oren » Thu Dec 27, 2018 1:09 pm

World Bowl 36/XXXVI @ Ko-oren
Round of 16 Scores

Pridnestrovia 23–7 Ranoria
Cosumar 6–7 The Greater Nordics
Free Republics 7–7 New England (14–17 OT)
Taeshan 7–14 Abanhfleft
Main Nation Ministry 20–21 Banija
Drawkland 9–0 Royal Kingdom of Quebec
Alpine Union 0–10 Ko-oren*
Velstrania 30–10 Newmanistan

*scorinated by Kita-Hinode

Quarterfinal fixtures:
#1 Pridnestrovia v #15 The Greater Nordics @ Willowbowl, Willowbourne
#6 Drawkland v #14 New England @ Exhibition Centre, Mayara
#8 Velstrania v #13 Abanhfleft @ Orange Bowl, Schemerdrecht
#10 Ko-oren v #12 Banija @ 65ers Arena, Schemerdrecht
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Main Nation Ministry » Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:08 am

Agent Dragon: Absolute Disaster

"Hello!? What is going on over there?! I need an answer!" Diego demanded through the walkie-talkie, as he suddenly gotten no answer after the scream. Diego had a loud shrill, as it seemed like someone had smashed the walkie-talkie. Terrified, he grabbed the comic book from inside the lounge and used a tinderbox on the fireplace. With a brief toss, he used the fire poker to make sure the dreaded book was up in ashes. However, he still needed to warn the Don that Keller might not be dead. Running over to where the pool was, he saw several guards at the door, forbidding him from entering. "Let me in, she's not dead!" Diego demanded. It wasn't till they took note of the white substance on his sleeve and nose was when they refused. "Diego, you're must be tripping." "I'm seriously! She's going to kill us!" Diego yelled, before a guard managed to grab him to take him upstairs to a quiet area.

Meanwhile, at the hangar, an engineer was testing out the propeller, when he noticed that things outside was going quiet. A bit too quiet. Did the guards patrolling the area around the hangar left? It wasn't part of the Don's typical orders, though. Trying to not get distracted, he looked away from the two open hangar doors for a brief moment, till he felt something grip the back of his head and arm. "Where's the Don?" the voice said, sounding like someone who was filled with wrath. "The Don is usually in the mansion! Please don't kill me! Just let me go!" the engineer pleaded, as he was unaware that her own hands were already stained with blood. "Alright." Keller said, where instead of just letting the engineer go, she shoved him forward into the moving blades of the propeller. Keller saw the man has his upper body become briefly a red mist, before the rest of his body jerked wildly into the corner of the roof. Spots of blood splattered against Keller's face, as she left the hangar.

"You don't get it! She's still alive!" Diego pleaded, as he was thrown into a guest room. "Look, that bitch is dead! And so is her little partner! Stop freaking out for once." the guard said, as he was about to leave until he heard a scream from downstairs. "I goddamn told you so!" "Shut up! Let me see what this is all about." the guard said, getting out his gun, where Diego followed him. Entering a short hallway, they were about to turn the corner, until the guard stopped in his tracks. Diego didn't know why until the guard fell backwards with a stab chest in his chest. Looking up, he saw Keller with a combat knife ready to kill Diego. "No!" Diego panicked and ran the other way. He needed to get to the Don and warn him. Just as he was about to enter the lounge, Keller emerged from nowhere, almost now a malicious wraith, plunging the blade into Diego's chest. The sharp and immediate pain filled his chest, as he fell to the floor. Keller lifted him with one hand and proceeded to stab him multiple times in the chest, where he started to cough up blood. "P...please...NO!" Diego's words were silenced, when Keller delivered a death blow.

Inside of the pool room, the Don was resting in the water of a circular pool, his eyes closed as he let himself float in peace. The room was sound-proof, having not heard the screams and gunshots of Keller's rampage. The Don did heard the door open, but assumed it was a guard to check up on him. It wasn't until he felt the air in the room go humid was when he began to open his eyes. With his head still in the water, he saw the face of Keller, whom her eyes have looked like they are now pits of fire. With a sudden movement, she raised her knife and send it down at the Don. The first wound was on his shoulder, where he reached both of his hands to shield himself. The second and third wounds were on his hands, until the blade went through the palm of his hand. The next wounds ended up on his chest, when Keller grabbed him with a strong hand and pushed him under the water. The pool now becoming filled with blood was being splashed around, as the Don struggled to get out of Keller's reach. Eventually, he succumbed where his body floated lifelessly, as he stopped moving.

"The weakling is dead. To think he was strong, he will now be fed to the earth. Come, we need to get rid of those chemicals." the voice in Keller's head said, as she nod. Walking down the stairs, she kicked the door to the drug factory to look for the poison that the Don was planning on putting in his own drugs. The drug lab was quiet, since it seemed like the noise from upstairs caused them to flee out of the villa. It wasn't until Keller heard a noise from the back was when she walked over to investigate. To her surprise, she saw a woman her age with blue hair and glasses putting some small beakers full of some unknown liquid into a briefcase. Drawing her blade, the woman seemed to have noticed, where she turned around. Responding not frightened, she simply said, "You do realize it's unlawful to meddle, right?" The response from the Demiurge, which Keller didn't seem to hesitate getting ready to kill her.
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ko-oren » Fri Dec 28, 2018 12:01 pm

World Bowl - Hosts in the Quarters

Never a dull moment with Ko-orenite sports. We've simply got too many of them. It's still early in the year here, so both rugby codes are going into their final weeks and there are five teams trying to earn three finals spots in Union - with the Comets looking dangerous this year - and three clear favourites for the three finals spots in League - with the Spiders looking dangerous this year. Baseball has just gotten underway, with some hype in the areas of the country that actually play the sport. Fun fact: a venn diagram with baseball fans in one circle and gridiron fans in the other would just get you two circles. Only one city has both a baseball and a gridiron team, Schemerdrecht, and they don't care about baseball. Even if you only care about gridiron, there is something interesting going on year round. The season is barely 20 weeks long, but the rest of the year is filled with despair about how last season ended, the draft, hope about next season, with all kinds of narratives in between. And bigger fans will follow everything: from the Ko-oren Bowl to the backup long snapper on some other division team's second division farm team.

What makes things even less dull is the fact that our nation has started to host things. In the past, we had one lousy marathon before we teamed up with Gregoryisgodistan, of all places, to host a World Cup of Ice Hockey - which surely pleased the folks in the frozen northeast but likely didn't do much for the 96% of us not in the northeast. Then again, it did wonders for participation in ice hockey for several years afterwards, and the sport is finally coming to the mainland after being confined to just the glacier islands of Aevanna. And then, we had a test cricket team, and before we knew it, we would also host the T20 cricket World Cup. Again, give me a venn diagram of cricket fans and ice hockey fans and you're getting two separate circles again. Somehow, the host cities for the WCoH were non-hockey towns. Not great for attendance, but great for getting out stock footage of our larger cities to the multiverse.

And here we are. The biggest thing on Ko-orenite soil to date. The World Bowl, and it's great and it's getting even better. The knockouts are here. 8 teams are left, and the steady stream of upsets probably won't have dried up.

More fun facts: only two cities have hosted all three big events: Greencaster and Willowbourne. To be fair, I still don't know to this date why there was ice hockey in these two cities, but there was. So for your next trivia night, the answers are Greencaster and Willowbourne. Cities that have hosted two out of three events: Aminey, Schemerdrecht, and Llandy. Yes, Llandy, that little seaside town. While we're at it: the largest city to have hosted zero things is Katashi. Does that mean we've got a WBC coming to Ko-oren?

We're finally getting to an amount of World Bowl teams that we can grasp. Sixteen is still a large number if about half of them get very infrequent screen time over here. Eight is fine.

First of all, Pridnestrovia, Drawkland and Velstrania are left from the ranking's best eight teams. The group stage wasn't easy on the big names, but the Round of 16 was a bloodbath. Cosumar, Free Republics, Alpine Union, and Taeshan all found their early defeat here. The other five nations going to the quarters: The Greater Nordics, this World Bowl's cinderella team, New England, this World Bowl's other cinderella team, Abanhfleft, Banija, and Ko-oren. The hosts are still in, and that means that the stadiums are going to be filled up for another round. Nothing is as deadly for attendance figures as host eliminations.

As for starting players, Hedgecock will lead the offence. He and Sylvestre are statistically nearly impossible to tell apart, and they're both doing their jobs very well. Hedgecock is sitting on 65% completion rate, with a QBR of 107.2. That said, for both QBs, the stats are a bit inflated from playing the worse teams in the group. Against teams in Pot 3 and better, Hedgecock is 59% with a QBR of 98.8, which is still fine. Behind him, he will find Zanonthen, who gets 4.1 yards per carry as a vertical runner, and Thorebourne, who gets 4.6 but is a younger, more elusive back. Zanonthen is the far better receiver though. We're also looking at a continuation of the 11 personnel options, with Cazal operating as tight end as long as Pwlh is injured. For receivers, Schoolhendrik leads the bunch at zero drops, 70 yards per game, and two TD catches. ySarrwdd and Patrasthen will likely remain the other two starting receivers, but with plenty of reps for Varafin, Whitlock and Lokaguthen.

On defence, Piralasthen leads the team in sacks so he'll likely remain in. He didn't just get those against the Pot 4-6 teams, as he even got 2.5 sacks in the Round of 16. The trio on the line of Braakjans, flanked by Binnenpoorte and Aldridge, keeps opposing runners to 2.8 yards per carry, so there should also be no surprise there. yDaemchaed is the starter at inside linebacker, balancing his run-stopping tasks and dropping in coverage masterfully, and keeps developing himself as the prime inside linebacker in the KGL. The 3-4 defensive front is nearly complete: the other linebackers will be Guildeforde, who fought his way into the team and between 1 sack, 1 pass defended and three tackles for a loss in the Round of 16, is here to stay. The 7th member of the front is Merivan, who primarily drops into coverage but is also seen stunting around the offensive lines and helping his teammates get 7 sacks in an average game, despite recording less than 1 per game himself.

The secondary should still see Dollen and Eisenman in the middle, and Aemino, Van de Streek and Dwyer (any two of those three) at cornerback. Eisenman has gotten three sacks in the last two games, while Dollen is sitting at 7 interceptions. The cornerbacks mostly get their share via defended passes. The secondary as a whole is giving up about 150 yards per game through the air, which goes up to 181 yards per game just counting the Pot 1-3 teams. This is still going to be the strength of the Dragonflies, and Banija will have to find a way around it.




All 12 teams' biggest draft needs

Eastern Division
Schemerdrecht 65ers - QB, Safety, WR. The 65ers currently have Leroy Fullmore at QB, and he's getting older, and the deterioration has started. At the same time, they have one decent safety left so that automatically turns into a need, and if they have the picks, they should also think of expanding their receiving corps beyond the likes of Mossink, who lead the league in drops last season - and that is one of Fullmore's favourite targets. It's partically a coaching problem, but it's definitely also a personnel problem.
Schemerdrecht Admirals - WR, Guard. The Admirals are in a pretty good space but completely reliant on running. They could not manage a proper 2-minute drill at the ends of the halves, and they need any player that they can get that can catch a good pass. De Croon, while taken off of starting duties on the national team, is still a fantastic QB at the domestic level. At the same time, the O-line is fine but could use some strengthening at guard.
Aerellen Explosions - OL. The battles are won in the trenches, and the Explosions aren't winning very many then. It's not terrible, but the biggest immediate upgrade for the Explosions would be the line outside of their Centre. After those needs are taken care of, any defensive player would be an almost-immediate upgrade as well.
Aminey Caspians - Passrush. The Caspians are looking pretty good but in order to put the ball in the hands of their top tier QB even more, they need to pressure opposing QBs a lot more than they have. It's one of the biggest concerns after last season - they cannot get their hands on the quarterback, let alone force them to make bad decisions.
Noordrug Astronauts - Anything. The Astronauts are decent at every position, but lack stars. Their cap situation is very good given their entire roster has small-to-medium sized contracts and no big ones. The biggest need would be at offensive tackle, wide receiver and defensive line. I can't see the Astronauts win their division any time soon but they're definitely not finishing last either, with this roster.
Sterrenwolde Dragonflies - Defence. The Dragonflies' biggest asset has always been the defence, but that focus is slowly shifting. After strong safety Dollen, there's not much left of the D that won them playoff berths and a Ko-oren Bowl. Reinstating the amazing secondary would be a start, followed by the defensive line.

Western Division
Mayara Destroyers - QB, DL. The QB isn't very old yet, but it's time to give up on the Kizaunthaunden experiment. It's not working, and they need to be exploiting the duo of Patrasthen and Whitlock, two excellent receivers in a league that is very low on decent targets. After that, the run defence needs work.
Mayara Wolves - WR, OT. The Wolves are a pretty good team already, but like many in the KGL, lack the hands to make the offence run over the field. Like the Admirals, they're a run-first team, but they could be so much more with a dangerous passing attack.
Eaglebury Emperors - QB, Secondary. First of all, get rid of QB Parkes. They tried it, it doesn't work, he's setting interception records, and he needs to go. Secondly, this roster needs some work in general, but there are a lot of players here that are only getting better. They do need a cornerback to eliminate the threat through the air, and a safety at the very least to vary things up.
Greencaster Godspeed - LB, DL. The Godspeed are in luck: they need a linebacker where the rest of the league is set on them. The bad news is: in a nation known for great linebackers, how can you not have a few good ones? The secondary is great, we've seen them tested time and time again, and it's time that someone else will share the load. A D-Line including a passrusher will do the trick.
Willowbourne Saints - WR, LB. With Hedgecock, they have a quarterback that can win them prizes, and they've already started doing that. To make the most of Hedgecock's last few years, surround him with pass-catching talent and ride his legacy into the sunset, please! Adding a linebacker would set them up for another 2-3 Ko-oren Bowls in the next five years.
Mawryshire Centaurs - QB, Defence. They have a great wide receiver who has about 8-10 years left, but no proper player to throw to him. It's a crying shame that the one team with good receivers has yThollhas throwing to them. At the same time, after DE Mulders, that's it for this team. Add a defence! The Centaurs should rival the Saints if they can get 2-3 good defenders in the next window, and why not?
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Postby Banija » Fri Dec 28, 2018 6:00 pm

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Banijans stun the Main Nation Ministry by a score of 21-20 at the Orange Bowl as they advance to the Quarterfinals of World Bowl XXXVI

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Tijan Kujabi(#10) celebrates 4th quarter touchdown at the Orange Bowl


SCHMERDRECHT, KO-OREN- One point. A singular, measly point. It can be the difference between joy and sorrow. It can be the difference between seeing your dreams come crashing down to Earth, or seeing your dreams go up in smoke. That's all they ask of you in any side of point scoring competition- from the gridiron, to the soccer field, to the ice rink, to the basketball, and even at the ballot box. Winning by a singular point, a goal, a vote, whatever you call it, is the same as winning by a million of them, especially when it comes to winner-take-all. And it is Banija, on this day, who have pulled off the stunning upset of the Main Nation Ministry to punch their ticket to the quarterfinals of this tournament.

What happened in this one? Well, we'll start in the beginning of the game. As we have covered extensively throughout this tournament, Banija's special teams were not strong today. They've been liable to give up numerous big returns throughout this tournament, and today was no different. The Banijans were the ones who served up the opening kickoff, and Farid Detlev, the Main Nation return specialist, received the ball at the 2 yard line. He made one man miss, ran right down the sideline, and 12 seconds and 98 yard later, he was in the end zone, as the Main Nation Ministry had returned the opening kickoff of this game for a touchdown. A massive score to start the game, it pumped up the Main Nation Ministry's team and their fans. Their half of the stadium, naturally, was going bonkers, as the Banijan half fell into silence.

The rest of the first quarter was fairly uneventful, to tell you the truth. Both defenses were standing up, and neither offense could get into much of a rhythm. It was the second quarter where things really got interesting again. The Main Nation MInistry offense was finally able to get a big play. They had a third and 9 from their own 31 yard line, which most expected the Banijan defense, as they had been doing all game long so far, to make a stand. However, quarterback Arkadiusz Eardwulf was able to hit wide receiver Chandra Ieuana in stride at the Banija 45 yard line, and he was not brought down until Free Safety Obi Benti made a shoestring, touchdown saving tackle at the Banijan 12 yard line. Still, it was a 57 yard gain, and they were in the red zone.

It was a huge play. However, the Banijan defense was, once again, asked to make a play, and once again, the Banijan defense stood up. While Main Nation Ministry got 9 yards on first down, the defense was stout, as the defensive line for the Serpent Eagles stuffed the opponent's running game on second and 1, and did so again on third and 1, and forced the Main Nation Ministry to kick a short 23 yard field goal to take a 10-0 lead early in the second quarter. The high-powered Banijan offense, to this point, was almost completely silent. It would not be for long however.

On the first play of the next drive, the Banijan offense read the tendencies of the Main Nation Ministry offense. They knew that the Main Nation Ministry defense liked to blitz, and so they called the ultimate blitz breaker- a screen. 1st and 10 from their own 23, and the defense rushed in. However, as the pressur ecaved in, he threw the ball on a dump off to Justice Greenspan, the running back, who had blockers in front of him. He caught the ball, got a few key blocks, and ran 77 yards all the way to the house. A huge play for the Banijans, that got the sideline going, that got their half of the crowd going, and most fortunately, got them back into the game. With 12 minutes to go in the 2nd quarter, the Banijans trailed, 10-7.

It was the Main Nation Ministry who would be the next team to put up points on the scoreboard. The Banijans were punting, from deep on their own side of the field, from their own 8 yard line, with only 30 seconds left in the half. IT was a booming punt, as Octavius Nagendra, their punt returner, fielded the ball at his own 41 yard line. However, he made a few men miss, and had an excellent return, before being forced out of bounds at the Banijan 25 yard line. A 22 yard pass to the tight end Miroslav Frano made it first and goal, and Michele Gilberto immediately punched it in from 3 yards out with 8 seconds left in the half to take a 17-7 lead for the Main Nation Ministry, which they would take into the break.

A decent half of football for the Banijans, but clearly not good enough. The Main Nation Ministry was showing why they were favored. Outside of Justice Greenspan's 77 yard screen, the Banijan offense had been doing nothing for the entirety of the game. Facing all kinds of pressure from this quick defense, the Banijans could not make a dent. And with their special teams, especially their coverage units, struggling heavily, that is why they were in a 10 point hole at the break. Alastair Jobs, the Head Coach, expressed confidence at halftime however, saying that the game was 'still there for the taking' if the Banijans worked at it.

They received the second half kickoff. On the opening drive of the third quarter, they made an adjustment to their playcalling style- going more up-tempo, more no-huddle, trying to wear down this Main Nation Ministry defense. They weren't gaining yards in huge chunks, but they were doing enough, enough to move the football, enough to get first downs, and to consistently move the chains. They engineered a 13 play, 81 yard drive in just under 4 minutes, that ended in a 7 yard touchdown run by Justice Greenspan. At the end of that drive, with the consistent no huddle, the Main Nation Ministry defense was completely worn down, and now the Banijans were within three, down 17-14.

The defense forced a three and out, and the Banijan offense did more of the same. Force their defense to get tired, wear them down, run plays quickly, and having quick substitutions. The next Banijan drive, however, stalled at the 20 yard line of the Main Nation Ministry. They sent their kicker onto the field, Chioma Uchie, to try and tie the game. However, Uchie had his field goal attempt blocked by the Main Nation Ministry. Yet another special teams blunder for the Banijans, which has been a theme in this tournament for them. The score remained, 17-14.

The next big piece of action would come at the beginning of the fourth quarter. On the first play of the fourth quarter, the Main Nation Ministry was punting from their own 15 yard line. It would finally be time, for what seems like the first time in this entire tournament, for the Banijans to actually make a play on special teams. Tijan Kujabi fielded the ball at the Banijan 45. It was a line drive kick, a poor punt. He fielded the kick there, put a couple of moves, and turned on the burners. He was brought down by the Main Nation Ministry punter at the 7 yard line. HE'll hear about that in the locker room, I'm sure, but still- a massive punt return. 48 yards, to set up a first and goal.

Where else was Isaka Jawara going to look? He didn't have the greatest of games- but he wasn't going to mess this one up. He had crossing routes called, and Kujabi was sprinting across the full width of the field. When the corner slipped, Isaka Jawara lobbed up an easy one for his playmaker, who caught the ball in the back of the end zone to give the Banijans their first lead on the day. A stunning turn of events, as Kujabi had given his team the lead, a 21-17 lead, here at the very start of the fourth quarter. On the ensuing possession, the Banijan defense held, but the Banijan offense after that was forced into a three and out.

It was here, with 9 minutes left in the fourth quarter in a four point game, where game's next big moment would happen. The Banijans punted the football, and their punt returner, Octavius Nagendra, was once again set up to make a big play. He fielded the football at his own 35 yard line, and he ran the ball all the way back to the Banijan 37, which was good for a 28 yard punt return and excellent field position for the Main Nation Ministry. In this pivotal moment, and scoring opportunities lacking, this was the moment for the Main Nation Ministry.

They converted on two straight third downs to have a first and 10 at the Banijan 13 yard line. Then, a great series of plays for the Banijan defense. On 2nd and 8 from the 11 yard line, the Main Nation Ministry was hit with a key holding penalty, called on left tackle Sandeep Zhihao. That pushed them back to the Banijan 21 yard line. And on that down, 2nd and 18, the Main Nation Ministry quarterback threw a wide receiver screen, to try and catch the Banijan defense off-guard, but they were ready for that.

This gave the Main Nation Ministry a 3rd and 18, from the Banijan 21 yard line. What happened here? The Banijans called upon the veteran, and he came up big. The 35 year old outside linebacker, the former NSCF champion(NSCF 14), and the defensive captain, David Franklin, had his number called. They called the blitz, and he sprinted through the gap and brought the quarterback down for a 7 yard loss. A huge play for the Banijan defense. The Main Nation Ministry was forced to kick a field goal, as going for it on 4th and 25 from the 28 yard line just didn't make much sense. They converted the 45 yarder, and with 5:42 left in the fourth quarter, it was a one point game- the Banijans led the Main Nation Ministry, 21-20.

In such a tight ball game, of course, the Main Nation Ministry was itching to get the ball back to its offense, one last time. Why wouldn't they, right? But it was the Banijan offense that would step up. With some excellent clock management skills from the young quarterback, they were able to churn up yardage, and clock. They converted two first downs on the drive, using up a lot of clock by solely running the football, and had gotten the ball to midfield. And then, after that second first down, with 1:20 left, they started to use their timeouts. And then the Banijans were faced with a choice. 4th and 2, at the Main Nation Ministry 42 yard line. The opponents had just used their last timeout. They could punt, or they could risk the short field, and go for the win.

Alastair Jobs used one of his own timeouts to think about this, and then he sent his offense on the field. He was going for it. He explained his decision after the game. "You know, you come to a tournament like this, as an underdog, and our special teams coverage had been struggling today- in a short yardage situation like that, where you can win the game by getting 2 yards, I trust my guys to get it. We have players like Jawara, players like Justice Greenspan, that are capable of getting 2 yards. And plus- our defense was playing great. Even if we don't get it, I trust our defense to stop their offense."

Fortunately, he didn't have to test the latter theory. They ran a read-option almost perfectly. Isaka Jawara put the ball out, and Justice Greenspan ran left, and the defense went to collapse on him. HE pulled the ball back at the last second, and ran for 7 yards around the right tackle for a first down. He slid down to a first down, and the Banijan sideline and fanbase began cheering, as Jawara chants started on the Banijan half of the stadium. A pair of kneel downs later, and the Banijans were away with a 21-20 victory in the Round of 16.

Banija's first quarterfinal opponent since World Bowl XXXI would be none other than the tournament hosts, Ko-oren. A lot for the Banijans to overcome- their momentum? The home support expected for Ko-oren? But the lack of expectations on this Banijan team, the lack of pressure, will that be a blessing or a curse? We'll, of course, come out with an authoritative preview for what promises to be an exciting quarterfinal between Ko-oren and Banija.
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Postby Trans-Dniesters » Sat Dec 29, 2018 8:42 am

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SEASON III RECAP


Hello once again, friends, comrades, and fellow fans in gridiron. We are on the penultimate part of the recap of the regular season of Season 3 of the PGSL, so I see no reason to stop now. Do you agree with me? Yes? Good! No? Well, too bad! We're going ahead with it anyway. This is a fact, and facts don't care about your feelings! (Okay, this was completely unnecessary, but I remember having heard that somewhere, and I just can't put my finger on it...) Weeks 16 to 18 of the PGSL are coming up. Which of the contenders will put themselves in a good place to actually contend, and who will miss out on a golden chance yet again? Let's find out.

MATCHDAY SIXTEEN
Kesselburger Kestrels    0  0  0  0  0
Sheriff Tiraspol 0 3 0 7 10

Antakya Hawks 7 3 3 7 20

Bratsk Dolphins 7 7 3 0 17

Vladikrav Red Death 10 3 3 7 23
Admiral Novorossiysk 6 7 3 6 22

Rheinburg Spartans 3 9 6 5 23
Yeralenko Torpedoes 7 10 6 6 29

Macaresti Gladiators 10 0 0 3 13
Novonikolaysk Sharks 7 0 14 8 29

Dinamo Bender 10 14 14 13 51

CSKA Tiraspol 0 3 7 0 10

CSKA fans, look away right now. Oh, yeah, it's too late to do that now. Well, that's it, then. We're stuck with that result. It's a record victory for Dinamo in the Derby of All Derbies. Makes sense though, doesn't it? Even in their worst ever season of play, Dinamo Bender can still not only get a win against CSKA, but also absolutely demolish the Army Team, Dinamo's greatest rivals of all in the Pridnestrovian Republic. There's just no beating fate. And CSKA's fate is always to get mauled at Dinamo Stadium no matter how well or poorly the season is going for the boys from Bender. But for what it's worth, CSKA fans, avert your eyes and never look at Week 16 of PGSL Season 3 no matter what. It doesn't exist, I tell you. It doesn't exist!

MATCHDAY SEVENTEEN
Dinamo Bender            0  0  7  3  10
Kesselburger Kestrels 0 0 0 0 0

CSKA Tiraspol 0 7 7 7 21
Macaresti Gladiators 7 7 3 0 17

Novonikolaysk Sharks 7 3 10 7 27
Rheinburg Spartans 3 0 3 0 6

Yeralenko Torpedoes 7 0 6 0 13
Vladikrav Red Death 7 0 0 0 7

Admiral Novorossiysk 3 6 7 7 23
Antakya Hawks 3 0 0 8 11

Bratsk Dolphins 7 3 7 3 20
Sheriff Tiraspol 0 0 7 0 7

All right, CSKA fans, you can look at this page again. Nothing bad to see here, only the goodness of an inevitable CSKA Tiraspol comeback win. I really have to say it though, never have I seen a game in which CSKA went down and then came back, and Andrey Nikitich Medvedev made it look like it was an utterly inevitable occurrence. I've never seen crap like this with CSKA before. But now that I've seen it, it's amazing as balls. That 60-yard connection to Taras Akraplanov to score the game-winning touchdown... I've replayed that clip so much that I have now memorized the position of every player on the field at the time as well as the directions in which they go as a result of the play. Heck, I think I know where the officials go to as well! Anyway, to get back to reality, the rest of the PGSL week has played out the way that we all expected it to play out. Note though that Antakya Hawks almost came close to maybe pulling off an upset. I say close to maybe because it didn't really pan out, but then again that does not add anything to the narrative at all, da? Anyway, what happened was that Antakya were down 16-3 coming into the fourth quarter, then scored eight points to make it 16-11 thanks to a Din Goyal pass to Anastasiy Fomenko for the two-point conversion, and then the Antakya defense managed to hold the Admiral Novorossiysk offense to a three-and-out so they got the ball back, and then when Din Goyal tried to pass to Fomenko again, the pass got picked by Neftali Waters at the 18-yard line, resulting in an Admiral touchdown. Not everyone gets to have a happy ending this week, I'm afraid.

MATCHDAY EIGHTEEN
Kesselburger Kestrels    6  7  3  7  23
Bratsk Dolphins 6 6 7 6 25

Sheriff Tiraspol 0 0 3 0 3
Admiral Novorossiysk 7 7 6 7 27

Antakya Hawks 7 14 9 0 30

Yeralenko Torpedoes 3 0 3 0 6

Vladikrav Red Death 0 3 3 0 6
Novonikolaysk Sharks 7 0 0 3 10

Rheinburg Spartans 0 0 7 7 14
CSKA Tiraspol 0 0 7 14 21

Macaresti Gladiators 3 3 0 3 9

Dinamo Bender 0 3 0 0 3

Week 17 of PGSL Season 3 gets the nickname "Comeback Week" for CSKA's miracle play and Antakya's "almost made it" drive that ended with an Admiral pick-six. Week 17 can get that nickname. Week 18 is all about that last minute action. Thrilling endings, happy endings, twist endings... Week 18 has got it. You almost never know who's going to win in Week 18 (well, maybe not everyone, but don't mind those games). How about that Rheinburg versus CSKA game though? Scoreless on both ends in the first half, and then both teams finally get going in the second. It looks like the kind of game in which the team with the last possession wins the game. And it almost looked as if it was Rheinburg who were going to have the ball for the last drive of the game before Johan Manuel Arellano Resgonia snatched the ball out of the air and ran it back to Rheinburg's 20-yard line to give CSKA the possession and the actual final drive of the game, which was capped off by, you guessed it: a 5-yard pass from Andrey Nikitich Medvedev to his brother Demyan Nikitich Medvedev. But then how about that game between my second favorite team in the PGSL, the Bratsk Dolphins, and the Kesselburger Kestrels? Now this was a game that really went down to the wire. Kesselburg scored a touchdown with ninety seconds remaining on the fourth quarter clock, knowing that all they needed was to stop the Bratsk offense from marching down the field in three downs. And they made a right mess of it, allowing Bratsk to move the chains through penalties, but Govinda Bagchi (himself a former Bratsk linebacker traded to Kesselburg for future draft picks) thought that he had made up for it by sacking former teammate Kelly Profit and pushing the Dolphins seemingly out of field goal range. Except Kesselburg failed to take into account that Russell Tobin had a penchant for long field goals, and when Tobin was called upon to hit the mark from 55 yards away, he didn't miss. Truly a thrilling week of gridiron football indeed.

PGSL Table After Matchday Eighteen
   PGSL                   Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD
1 Admiral Novorossiysk 18 13 5 358 244 +114
2 CSKA Tiraspol 18 13 5 343 310 +33
3 Rheinburg Spartans 18 12 6 312 229 +83
4 Novonikolaysk Sharks 18 11 7 350 276 +74
5 Sheriff Tiraspol 18 10 8 154 157 −3
6 Dinamo Bender 18 9 9 250 210 +40
7 Yeralenko Torpedoes 18 9 9 243 337 −94
8 Bratsk Dolphins 18 8 10 328 329 −1
9 Antakya Hawks 18 8 10 233 247 −14
10 Macaresti Gladiators 18 6 12 251 245 +6
11 Kesselburger Kestrels 18 5 13 178 314 −136
12 Vladikrav Red Death 18 4 14 181 283 −102

So this is how the PGSL table stands at the end of eighteen weeks and eighteen games played. Despite that absolute trashing that Dinamo handed CSKA in the Derby of All Derbies (Shh! It never happened!), the Army Team is still keeping pace with Admiral Novorossiysk at the top of the league table, with the Seamen only holding the lead over CSKA by virtue of their massively better point difference. Rheinburg, Novonikolaysk, and Sheriff Tiraspol are the other teams with a win-loss ratio better than .500, while Dinamo Bender and Yeralenko are on both nine wins and losses. And surprisingly, the Macaresti Gladiators, despite their 6-12 record, have managed to keep a positive point differential through to Week 18, and as expected, the Vladikrav Red Death are sitting at the bottom of the league, propping the rest of the table up. Who gets to hang on to their place coming into the final stretch, and who will falter and fall away? There's only one way to find out, but that won't be until the next part of the Season 3 recap of the Pridnestrovian Gridiron Super League, which is going to come as soon as the game between Pridnestrovia and The Greater Nordics is over!

World Bowl Bonus! Pridnestrovia versus Ranoria Plus (Biased) Round of 16 Analysis
Pridnestrovia      3  7  3 10  23
Ranoria 7 0 0 0 7

And now for some World Bowl action! We have been lacking for some World Bowl action over the festive period, but now that my schedule has been cleared up and I have more time to actually do a biased analysis of Pridnestrovia's Round of 16 clash against rising gridiron power Ranoria. Yes, we have all heard of Ranoria, tearing through the NSCF with their college gridiron programs while Pridnestrovia's college gridiron players have to keep playing against each other and perhaps diversify into other sports such as association football and rugby football (union, league, sevens, whatever). But I have no idea as to the state of Ranorian professional gridiron, and I sincerely believe that that may have had an effect on how Ranoria played against Pridnestrovia. There's no denying that Ranoria's players are the real thing; they led their group for a very long time and only lost out on a higher seed because of their unfortunate loss to Abanhfleft on the very final day to send them to third place in their group and the 16th seed, where they had the unfortunate luck of playing against us. Ranoria won the toss and deferred, and as such they ended up with the ball first, and they also drew first blood by scoring the first touchdown of the game, a handoff from Terry Grayson to Henry Johnson for an easy 3-yard TD. The best that Pridnestrovia could reply at that point was a lame 40-yard field goal. But then it appeared as if that one drive was more than enough for the Pridnestrovian D to adapt to Ranoria's offense, and after that point, Ranoria's attack was, for all intents and purposes, nullified. The wide receivers didn't receive any joy, and the running backs were unable to unleash any sort of beast mode on Pridnestrovia's D-line. it was the opposite story on the other side of the field though as the Pridnestrovian offense ran rampant over the Ranorian D, which had been one of the more impressive defenses in this side, I have to admit. But Stan "The Man" Serban's bullet pass to Wladyslaw Skorupka was, for me, the straw that broke the camel's back. Sure, Ranoria managed to stop a few key drives for Pridnestrovia, but as the points kept mounting up for the Red Army and the boys in... purple? Failed to score on their own chances, it was becoming increasingly clear that the day belonged to Pridnestrovia. Stan the Man rushing into the endzone from 15 yards with only three minutes remaining was the icing on the cake for Pridnestrovia and the salt in the wounds for Ranoria. But the thing about Ranoria is that they've finally had a taste of the big time. They may not have lasted long enough to enjoy it, but I have a feeling that they will be licking their wounds and biding their time. There's always the next World Bowl, as they say, and I feel; no, I fear that Ranoria will come back stronger and better than before, and when that moment comes, Pridnestrovia might find it harder to overcome them.

The rest of the Round of 16 results!
Cosumar 6–7 The Greater Nordics
Free Republics 7–7 New England (14–17 OT)
Taeshan 7–14 Abanhfleft
Main Nation Ministry 20–21 Banija
Drawkland 9
–0 Royal Kingdom of Quebec
Alpine Union 0–10 Ko-oren
Velstrania 30
–10 Newmanistan

On to the rest of the Round of 16 then! First up, the ultimate shock of the series! Cosumar beaten by the Greater Nordics! By one point! How is such a thing even possible!? Cosumar just simply don't lose in gridiron, especially against a team like the Greater Nordics? Who even are the Greater Nordics? I've never heard of them! Where did they come from? Do they even know how gridiron football works? Did they get lucky? Did Cosumar get unlucky? Did--oh, crap. The Greater Nordics are actually Pridnestrovia's next opponents. Well, then. Good luck to the boys. Hope you crush them and not the other way around. But knowing my rotten luck, all those words would equate into the points that the Greater Nordics are going to score against the Red Army. You just wait and see!

Next up is the Free Republics, host of the upcoming Olympic games. I hear that the Olympics takes a lot of energy to handle, and some of that energy has probably been finally freed up for Olympic use now that the Republicans have been eliminated by this team called New England. A bunch of patriots, I'm sure. It took overtime to separate these two teams, but by the end of it, the team from New England had emerged supreme. Not a lot has been heard from this team other than the fact that they are relative newcomers, but they are certainly a team to watch. Heck, they might even be able to pull off another upset. Probably against us, too, if we make it that far into the World Bowl playoffs.

Taeshan versus Abanhfleft. Former champion versus former champion. And it was the champion of World Bowl XXXI who managed to book their ticket to the next stage of the World Bowl playoffs. It was a tight affair, you may have noticed; only three touchdowns and only one, the one from Von Colone, mattered for the Fleftics. In other results, Banija shocked Main Nation Ministry with a one-point victory, Drawkland secured their quarterfinals berth by winning a penalty shootout (that's what we call games where teams only score from field goals, remember) against fading powerhouses Quebec, while hosts Ko-oren barely scraped past the Alpine Union, and Velstrania dominated Newmanistan, themselves looking like they were destined for something big before this debacle. No clear favorites then except for all the previous World Bowl winners, and even then some fans would rather root for the underdogs like New England and the Nordics. Whether that will help those teams or not moving forward is currently unknown, but we will find out in the next few hours.

That does it for me today, comrades. The final part of the regular season recap of Season 3 of the PGSL should be up soon, if I haven't drunk myself under the table no matter the result between Pridnestrovia and the Nordics. But until then, friends, comrades, and fellow fans in gridiron, До свидания.
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Quarterfinal Scores

#1 Pridnestrovia 16–13 #15 The Greater Nordics
#6 Drawkland 16–9 #14 New England
#8 Velstrania 17–35 #13 Abanhfleft
#10 Ko-oren 7–8 #12 Banija

Semifinal fixtures

#1 Pridnestrovia v #13 Abanhfleft @ Surbourneshire Square, Greencaster
#6 Drawkland v #12 Banija @ Stade sur la Baie, Aminey
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What A Call! Banijans convert two point conversion with seconds remaining to stun Ko-oren in World Bowl XXXVI Quarterfinal

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Justice Greenspan converts game-winning two point conversion at the end of the Fourth Quarter


SCHEMERDRECHT, KO-OREN- The Banijans were walking into the most hostile environment they had faced all tournament. The only venue advantage that they had here was that, since they were playing in the same city as their Round of 16 matchup, they didn't have to take a flight- just a slighlty longer bus ride from the hotel to the 65ers Arena than it was to the Orange Bowl. But they were playing against the host nation, and right when things were really getting interesting- the quarterfinals. This stage, of almost any playoff tournament, is where there are no flukes. It is where the contenders separate themselves. It is where all 8 teams remaining can see a legitimate path for themselves to the trophy. And the Banijans path went through the host nation, Ko-oren.

To say that the 65ers Arena would serve as a hostile environment is simply an understatement. 48,000 fans packed the stadium, and seemingly every single one was a Ko-oren fan. Banija, naturally, was allocated 5% of the tickets, and in their first quarterfinal since World Bowl XXXI, they had sold out their section easily- but that meant 2,400 Banijan fans sitting together in the upper deck in the end zone. This crowd was loud, this crowd was absolutely rowdy. Who wouldn't be excited- it's a quarterfinal? But, of course, many players weren't used to environments like this. Even Isaka Jawara, three deep postseason runs in the NSCF, had the vast majority of his postseason games at home.

Anyways, the arena was packed. Every seat full, and with the kickoff, the game was on. Easily the best atmosphere Banija has been a part of at this tournament, and it surely did not disappoint. Ko-oren has a unique system of using their quarterbacks. In Banija, the saying is this- "if you have two quarterbacks, you have no quarterbacks." And the vast majority of teams, at both the professional and collegiate, just simply ride their starter they can't anymore. Loyalty, almost to a fault. And even when ISaka Jawara had a poor stretch of games early in the tournament, Alastair Jobs committed to his quarterback, the man that he had recruited to Loyola-Istria while he still coached college football.

The depth on Ko-oren is incredible- they are probably the deepest team that the Banijans have played in this tournament. Playing two quarterbacks at once, a pair of excellent running backs, depth at wide receiver- you really have to be on top of your game to play these guys. But fortunately for the Banijans, their defense has learned to step up when it matters most. In the decisive matchup, in Week 9, against Vangaziland, they held a good Royals offense to just 7 points. Against the Main Nation Ministry, they made key stops to force field goals in short field situations, which mattered a lot considering the Banijans only one by one point.

But this matchup was going to be different. The Banijan defense came out like they were playing with their pants on fire. Players like Elias Mulu were harassing Hedgecock and Sylvestre, the pair of Ko-oren quarterbacks who were playing today. The Banijan defense had a stunning 9 sacks- a national team record. The Ko-oren offense, simply put, couldn't move the ball against the Banijans for the vast majority of this football game. The defensive line was a lot to handle- they were getting pressure regulary with just four rushers, and the Ko-oren regularly had to have a tight end or running back help block in passing situations, which made it that much easier for the Banijan secondary.

The Ko-oren defense, however, came to play as well. The crowd noise in this stadium caused a lot of problems for the Banijans, especially early on- they seeemed shell shock at the atmosphere. 4 false starts in the first half for this offense, and three of them in the first quarter. All of them, frustratingly enough for Alastair Jobs, on third down. They dialed up the decibel count, and it certainly took time for Isaka Jawara and his offensive line to adjust. They basically had to run silent counts for the entirety of the second half to counter that. And look at the talent on this defense. Hubbe Braakjans, who had 2.5 sacks last week, sacked Jawara twice on this matchday. The speed on the 3-4 defense was stuffing the run, so Justice Greenspan and Isaka Jawara didn't have much room to run their attack.

With the dominance of both defenses, it was no surprise that the game was 0-0 going into halftime. In the 3rd quarter, to open the 2nd half, the Banijans kicked the ball off. FIrst chance, of course, to test their kick coverage. The kicker aimed towards the sideline, and as the Ko-orenites are known for doing, return man Peril Garsasunthen stepped out of bounds and caught the football right on the sideline, to give his team possesion at the 40 yard line. Alastair Jobs was not happy with the call, of course, and you could see him screaming at the referee, but, of course, to no avail.

1st and 10 at the 40 yard line, and who do they trot out? Mati Sylvestre. Banija's coaches said that their use of multiple makes them harder to scout, as you have to spend time preparing for two quarterbacks, and most scout teams don't have that capability. Mati Sylvestre would go on to make the play of his life. They needed something, anything, to break the gridlock. El Crozier was lined up on the outside. He and Sylvestre, of course, have a connection since they play together for the Aminey Caspians. They ran a play action pass, and El Crozier had a step on Ayele Zelalem, who was in single, man to man coverage. Sylvestre hit him in stride at the 15 yard line, and Crozier ran into the end zone to give his team a 7-0 lead to start the second half.

Zelalem, of course, was penalized for slamming his helmet on the turf, but the big time play call from the Ko-oren coaching staff worked. They had the lead. Then, of course, came the Banijans turned. Using a silent count for the second half, and make the decision to run the football more. Jawara was lined up in the heavy pistol for much of the second half, with a running back on either side of him with Justice Greenspan as the deep back behind him. How to neutralize a secondary as talented as this one? Don't throw the football. With the extra backs, they were able pound the rock against the Ko-oren defense.

They had a drive go down to the 17 yard line, before disaster struck. Isaka Jawara was running the option, and he fake pitched it to Justice Greenspan, and he looked to run it in himself- there was space. Running to his right, he cut upfield, and when he ran past the first down, he was going for paydirt. However, Torsten Eisenman made a fantastic play. When he went to tackle Jawara, he made a great form tackle, and was able to punch the football out. The ball was recovered, of course, by cornerback Aerio Aemino at the Ko-oren 4 yard line. A great drive, to end up with a fumble- a gut punch for the Banijans.

The two teams basically traded punts from that point forward, until there was 2:55 left in the 4th quarter. At this point, Banija had used all of its timeouts. Ko-oren had a 3rd and inches, from their own 34 yard line. A first down here would go a long way towards slamming the door of Banija's dreams of returning to the semifinals of this tournament. But the defense came up huge. Musa Janneh, the massive Defensive Tackle, drew a double team, and Aloysius Kabuye sprinted through the middle and brought down Terthend Zanonthen for a one yard loss in his own backfield. A huge play- Ko-oren was forced to punt.

That means Jawara got the ball back at his own 21 yard line, with 2:01 remaining and no timeouts. Of course, that only meant one thing- this was the game. Would the Blue Thunder legend be able to write his name into the Banijan history books? Would the Loyola-Istria man answer the call, do so for an offense that hadn't scored at all and was down 7-0? Well, that he did do. IT didn't start well though. They only gained one yard on the first three plays, and that was a one yard out route to the sideline to Margolin. 4th and 9 from the 22, with 1:48 left in the game, and the ball game on the line.

What did Jawara do? HE rolled out, and with Ko-oren leaning towards the sidelines, he threw a 17 yard strike up the middle to Christos Cosse, the seemingly ancient tight end from Loyola-Istria. Kept the drive alive, and now the Banijans had momentum. He completed five more passes, all in the field of play, as the clock ticked closer towards zero. They also, of course, had an 11 yard quarterback scramble that was set up with great downfield blocking. The field was seemingly more open than it had been all night.

This led to a 1st and goal at the 7 yard line, with 14 seconds left in regulation. What did they call? They called a slant route. WIth the Ko-oren defense calling a blitz, Jawara made the throw across the middle of the field as he took a shot from the Ko-oren defensive tackle, Hubbe Braakjans. Margolin, however, was there to catch the pass, as he ran into the end zone. And now, with 8 seconds left on the clock, the Banijans were down, 7-6. What happened next will surely go down in Banijan gridiron lore for all time.

As the team ran off the field, he waved them back on- go for two. They lined up three receivers in a bunch formation to the wide side of the field, and then Ko-oren called a timeout after they saw the look. Force them to go to a second play, whatever. The Banijan offense came back with a power set. A running back on each side of Jawara, and two tight ends- no wide receivers. Like in basketball, making them go to their second play. The ball was snapped, and Jawara simply handed it off to Greenspan, who followed his blocker plowing into the end zone.

Alastair Jobs, clearly still animated, spoke about his decision after the game to go for two. "We aren't here to tie! We play to win the game!" He said. "A full credit to the Ko-oren squad, to these fans.. But playing overtime possessions, with this kind of raucous environment, that's just not the way I like to do things. Let's go out and win the game. We have a couple of plays I like in that situation, and obviously, we didn't get to run our first choice- but it worked regardless. What execution by the boys, by the team, to clear a path for Greenspan to get into the end zone. We don't want overtime, we play to win the game- it wasn't a gamble. It was a calculated risk- trust in your team to make the plays it needed to. And we did."

Chaotic scenes ensued, of course, after the conversion. The whole offense piled on top of him, and naturally, got a 15 yard excessive celebration penalty, enforced on the kickoff- so they had to kickoff from their own 20 yard line. And with 8 seconds left and Ko-oren only needing a field goal, well... Anything was possible. Peril Garsasunthen fielded the ball at his own 20 yard line. He tried to run it out, but was brought down with three seconds left. Time for just one play- a Hail Mary. Mati Sylvestre came onto the field again, for the Hail Mary, but never got the ball off .

All 5 wide receviers, of course, were headed towards the end zone. A bunch of big bodies- how do you defend that? The Banijans decided to bring pressure. FOur men on the defensive line, and a nickel back blitzed as well. Sylvestre went to avoid Mulu chasing him from behind, but ran right into Okorie Madou, the other defensive end. Madou made the sack, and Sylvestre never got the throw off- game over. The Banijan team, of course, rushed the field, with ecstatic celebrations. Watch parties exploding back home, and the 65ers Arena filled with the sound of stunned silence- the Banijans were going to the semifinals.

Alastair Jobs spoke on the significance of the moment. "This team is an excellent football team." He said. "We've improved by leaps and bounds throughout the tournament- but what has impressed me most is this team's will to win. There's no give in this team. We keep getting knocked back, we come back. Our only good drive before the last drive ended in a fumble- but we come back, with the confidence to drive down the field when you've scored no points, against this defense. This group of men has accomplished so much already in Ko-oren, and we look come back and do even more."

What a game, what an ending, what a finish. Banija's semifinal will be against a familiar foe- Drawkland, the defending World Bowl champions. We'll preview Banija's return to the semifinals, of course, in our next issue.

Where were you?


In honor of the stunning call to go for 2, a number of fans wrote to us about where they were and their reactions to Greenspan converting the game winning two point conversion. We've decided to publish a few of them.

"Oh man! We were sitting around at home, listening to a radio with my whole family. They said they were going for 2, and my whole family was freaking out. But we went quiet real fast- 6 of us in the room, you could hear a pin drop. And when they said he converted, we all lost it. My Mom screamed, I chest bumped my Dad... What a moment." Kenneth, 16, Slobochia, Moravica

"I was at the watch party on campus... and I've seen anything like it. The place exploded. We were watching in the basketball arena, and everyone went crazy at the touchdown. But he went for two? Oh man. This was nuts. It was insane. The whole place exploded. They released confetti. Who would've thought? That was insane." Nathaniel, 21, Busumbura, Ankole.

"Man I was at the stadium.. That was insane. Our group of Banijan fans, fo course, absolutely lost it. Interestingly, it was the quietest we'd heard the stadium all night. We stayed there, and we moved down closer to the front rows as the Ko-oren fan sections cleared out to celebrate with whatever players remained. What a moment, what a game.. man, go Banija!" Gitonga, 35.
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Banija, Drawkland, and the Semifinals- A History

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AMINEY, KO-OREN- Banija is back in the World Bowl semifinals. It has been quite the number of years since we have been able to say this- from Banija's run through World Bowls 29-31, when we reached the semifinals three straight times but, each time, could not leap over the hurdle. The youngest section of the fanbase, of course, probably doesn't remember- but the older generation of fans certainly remembers this. What this stage, at this tournament, means to the Banijans. What it would mean to follow up a Banijan school winning the NSCF with the national team winning a World Bowl championship.

To unite the fanbase of the Serpent Eagles, we're going to give you a brief rundown of that history. But we'll make it interesting- we'll also give you a history of Banija's two ever World Bowl knockout stage games with Drawkland, when they played each other in World Bowl XXX and World Bowl XXXI, and, naturally, split the two matchups. Of course, as a prelude to this history- we'll start with World Bowl XXVII. That tournament was an embarassment- the Banijans had went 0-10(parallel to our performance in World Cup 73, of course). Then, of course, they tore it all down. World Bowl XXVII, they went 5-2, a solid performance, but still not good enough to reach the knockout stages. They then hired Ezekiel Daniachew, the current Head of the sport's governing body in Banija, to be the Head Coach. And it took off from there.

World Bowl XXIX

And now, we step into World Bowl XXIX, Banija's first entry into the World Bowl knockout stages, this tournament in Frenline Delpha(you're showing your age if you remember them) & Drawkland. They went to World Bowl XXIX, and were kicking ass without taking names. Ranked just #26 going into the tournament, they went 9-1 in the group stages, winning the group with a game to spare and punching their ticket to the knockout stages behind a rock solid defense. They defeated Kaboomlandia in the Round of 16 by a score of 6-3, and then a 17-0 shutout victory over Chromatika set up their first ever World Bowl semifinal- Banija vs. San Llera.

Banija's first ever semifinal was a defensive slugfest. Banija's defense, once again a dominant unit, held their opponents to 6 points. Of course, they could only score 6 points themselves- their first ever semifinal went to overtime. San Llera, however, was simply able to outlast the Banijan squad, as Tomas Guardiola, the San Lleran cornerback, etched his name into San Llera football lore. Myles Debaba, our quarterback, miscommunicated with his receiver, and the football went right to Guardiola, and ran the football all the way back to the house. The Banijans, of course, would lose the Third Place Game. Overall though, this game was great progress for the Kingdom of Banija- everyone was happy with what they had accomplished, and fans and players alike were eager to get back to this game.

World Bowl XXX

This tournament, of course, was hosted in Ethane. Banija, coming off of their first ever trip to the semifinals behind a dominant defense, was no longer the loveable, surprising underdogs. They were on the world stage, and out to prove that their trip the previous tournament wasn't a fluke- that Banija was a true championship contender. They were drawn in a group with guess who? None other than San Llera. They beat them twice en route to going 8-0 in the group stages of that tournament, including beating San Llera twice. They then beat San Llera for a third time, on a game winning field goal in the Round of 16, before ensuring the clock struck Midnight on tournament cinderella Fair Republic. An undefeated Banijan team to its World Bowl XXX semifinal opponent- Drawkland.

It was Banija v. Drawkland Part I. Another defensive slugfest in which the Banijan defense only yielded 6 points- but the offense could only come up with 3. Banija's kicker got injured during the game, so in the final play of regulation, Ares Siska, the Banijan punter, went out to try a game tying 51 yard field goal. His kick, of course, hit the upright, and Drawkland went on to win the championship game and capture their first World Bowl title, while the Banijans fell in the Third Place Game once again for the second straight tournament.

World Bowl XXXI

Two straight tournaments, two straight semifinals- this was reflected in the rankings, when the Banijans went into World Bowl XXXI ranked #5 in the multiverse. With the Federation of Free Republics, Banija's co-hosts for World Cup 81, as the hosts for this tournament, Banija went in with excitement- this is the time. This is the opportunity to win it, isn't it? They flew ahead through the group stages, finishing 12-2, even as Dennis Zervos, their quarterback, went missing. A 10-7 victory over Cosumar in the Round of 16 set up their quarterfinal matchup, with Drawkland.

Banija v. Drawkland Part II. This time, it was Drawkland who came in as the favorites. While the Banijans were more than holding their own at 13-2, Drawkland hadn't yet lost- they were 15-0. And, of course, with the swagger that comes from being the defending champions, they were playing with all kinds of confidence. Parallel to the upcoming matchup, right? Regardless, the Banijans came out the winners here. Another low scoring affair, a 12-10 victory. Two great defenses, and the Banijans didn't hit the end zone, but four field goals was enough to knock out the undefeated defending champs.

And then, of course, Banija's third straight semifinal- the game where Banijans figured they were cursed. IT was Banija and Schottia, playing for a berth in the World Bowl XXXI title game. Banija, having knocked off the tournament favorites, came in with all kinds of pressure. The weight of losing two semifinals in a row, the pressure of expectation, the pressure of not knowing how long your championship window was open. Most people agreed- this had to be the year. But alas, they could not do it. Schottia defeated them by a score of 16-12.

And there you have it. The history of the 'Curse of the Semifinal'. Now everyone understands what Banijans, especially the older ones among us, are looking at when they go to this game. That is why Banijans are buying tickets in droves to go to Ko-oren for this matchup, when the vast majority of those fans flying won't even be able to get into the stadium, just taking over bars, parks, and hotels all across Aminey. They want to be there when the curse is broken. And we talk about championship windows. In international sport, especially, you have no idea how long your window is open, or when it will close. Three straight semifinal appearances, and it closed suddenly when Banija could not even field a team for World Bowl XXXII or World Bowl XXXIII.

This window, of course, is now open. If you are this close, that means your window is open. How long will the window be open? How much more will Banijans have to endure before we get the ability to step through that window? The importance of taking advantage of that is huge. And what better opponent to try and crack the curse of the semifinal against than Drawkland? They are, of course, going for history- trying to repeat as World Bowl champions. They won World Bowl XXXV, and repeating would be an incredible feat. It's David vs. Goliath- a literal Goliath, considering the size of the Grid Corps players.

All that history for Banija, the history against Drawkland, the history of the semifinal, will come to a head. These two have played a pair of legendary battles on this stage, and they duel in the knockout stages for a third time. The rubber match. Who will emerge victorious at the Stade sur la Baie? So much is on the line. We will see, of course, if the Serpent Eagles can do the unthinkable, and finally win a World Bowl semifinal.
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Postby Trans-Dniesters » Tue Jan 01, 2019 10:15 am

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PRIDNESTROVIAN GRIDIRON SUPER LEAGUE

SEASON III RECAP


Hello there yet again, friends, comrades, and fellow fans in gridiron. Today we are finally going to finish recapping the regular season of the third season of the Pridnestrovian Gridiron Super League. You're all in a surprise for today as we have not three but four matchdays to cover, which I thought was a nice touch for all of you because this is the last part of the regular season recap for Season 3, and I am planning to cover the entirety of the Season 3 playoffs in one post so that I don't have to worry about where to cut the recap parts. Enough talk; it's time for the final part of the regular season recap of Season 3!

MATCHDAY NINETEEN
Macaresti Gladiators     7  6  9  3  25
Kesselburger Kestrels 0 0 0 0 0

Dinamo Bender 0 0 0 7 0 7
Rheinburg Spartans 0 7 0 0 3 10

CSKA Tiraspol 10 10 7 10 37

Vladikrav Red Death 0 0 3 0 3

Novonikolaysk Sharks 10 7 3 3 3 29
Antakya Hawks 7 3 9 7 0 26

Yeralenko Torpedoes 7 0 3 7 17
Sheriff Tiraspol 7 0 0 7 14

Admiral Novorossiysk 7 7 14 10 38
Bratsk Dolphins 0 3 7 0 10

Is it just me or has Kesselburg been the recipient of many a shutout loss this season? Has any other team gotten shut out or is it really just Kesselburg? Can anyone help me out on this? All comments are appreciated in the comments section, comrades. But back on topic, the Macaresti Gladiators have shut out the Kesselburger Kestrels, the fourth time this season the Kestrels have failed to put up any points on the board. It really seems as if when Kesselburg's offense fails, it fails miserably and horribly. There's just no denying it. But the same can't be said for both CSKA Tiraspol and Admiral Novorossiysk at the moment. They both know how important that top spot in the league is, and they're both doing their utmost best to keep hold of it, and they don't matter who gets in their way. Vladikrav and Bratsk may have something to say about that though, those two teams being the ones who experienced the wrath of CSKA and Admiral's scorching hot offenses.

MATCHDAY TWENTY
Kesselburger Kestrels    0  3  7  3  13
Admiral Novorossiysk 0 3 3 3 9

Bratsk Dolphins 3 7 3 3 16
Yeralenko Torpedoes 0 3 0 0 3

Sheriff Tiraspol 3 3 7 7 20
Novonikolaysk Sharks 0 3 0 7 10

Antakya Hawks 7 3 3 7 0 20
CSKA Tiraspol 7 3 7 3 6 26

Vladikrav Red Death 0 0 3 0 3
Dinamo Bender 0 7 0 0 7

Rheinburg Spartans 0 0 0 0 0
Macaresti Gladiators 0 0 0 3 3

Now that was unexpected! Not only did Kesselburg finally get some points up in their game, they also managed to win against Admiral Novorossiysk! What a twist! What effect does that have on the regular season title race now? That shock loss against the Kestrels by the Seamen has allowed CSKA Tiraspol to climb right back on top, a place where they have been for a large part of the first part of the season before Admiral and Rheinburg Spartans managed to edge them out, but Admiral's slip-up has given CSKA the opportunity to take the lead with two games left to go. The victory didn't look very assured when CSKA played against the Antakya Hawks though. Din Goyal threw a 22-yard pass to Fridrikh Dreyfus with one second left on the clock to force overtime, but they probably would have regretted it as it made the coming defeat all that harder to swallow. And who else but Demyan Nikitich Medvedev would score the touchdown, courtesy of a handoff from his twin brother Andrey Nikitich. You can't make this stuff up, people. This is real life. It's unbelievable.

MATCHDAY TWENTY-ONE
Rheinburg Spartans       0  0  7  0  7
Kesselburger Kestrels 0 7 7 0 14

Macaresti Gladiators 0 7 7 3 17

Vladikrav Red Death 0 0 0 0 0

Dinamo Bender 0 0 7 6 13
Antakya Hawks 0 7 0 0 7

CSKA Tiraspol 7 3 7 3 20
Sheriff Tiraspol 3 3 0 0 6

Novonikolaysk Sharks 6 3 14 3 26
Bratsk Dolphins 7 7 3 3 20

Yeralenko Torpedoes 7 14 6 21 48
Admiral Novorossiysk 7 7 3 7 24

In perhaps one of the most important Tiraspol derbies in modern sporting history, CSKA Tiraspol confirm their place at the top of the Pridnestrovian Gridiron Super League with a commanding 20-6 victory. Their victory was also helped by Admiral Novorossiysk dropping yet another game with another shocking loss, this time to the Yeralenko Torpedoes, who scored exactly double the amount of points that Admiral scored in order to haul the rug from under the Seamen's feet and hand the regular season title to the Army Team. Sure, there might not be any sort of relationship between CSKA and Yeralenko in terms of sports, but after what happened on Week 21 of the PGSL, these two fanbases might just have become the best of friends.

MATCHDAY TWENTY-TWO
Kesselburger Kestrels    7  0  7  0  14
Yeralenko Torpedoes 0 0 7 6 13

Admiral Novorossiysk 3 7 7 7 24
Novonikolaysk Sharks 3 7 3 0 13

Bratsk Dolphins 0 3 3 3 6 15
CSKA Tiraspol 3 3 0 3 0 9

Sheriff Tiraspol 7 3 0 7 17
Dinamo Bender 7 0 7 0 14

Antakya Hawks 3 3 7 7 20
Macaresti Gladiators 7 3 0 3 13

Vladikrav Red Death 7 7 3 7 24
Rheinburg Spartans 3 10 7 7 27

And it turns out, wrapping up the regular season title on the penultimate day of the season was a good thing for CSKA because, in the actual final day, the Army Team have done what they do best and fucked it up. The game between CSKA and Bratsk Dolphins was a penalty shootout if I ever saw one, to be honest. Field goals, field goals everywhere! You don't expect the likes of Andrey Nikitich Medvedev and Kelly Profit, offensive masterminds that they are, to settle for measly field goals, but on this day it was the defense who triumphed, and I guess there are some gridiron fans who like it that way. What surprised me is that Kelly waited until overtime to finally get a touchdown, faking a handoff to Yegor Stoichkov before throwing to eligible offensive lineman Nikodim Blinov to turn a 3rd and inches at the CSKA 40-yard line into the winning score of the game. A late touchdown from Sheriff Tiraspol also consigned Dinamo Bender to their eleventh loss of the season, giving the defending Pridnestrovian Bowl champions an 11-11 win-loss record. I would say something about things being perfectly balanced but then I look at the points scored and points against column and made me drop the matter like a hot potato.

PGSL Table After Matchday Twenty-two
   PGSL                   Pld    W   L    PF   PA   PD
1 CSKA Tiraspol 22 16 6 435 354 +81 Regular season champions, Qualified for playoffs
2 Admiral Novorossiysk 22 15 7 453 328 +125 Qualified for playoffs
3 Rheinburg Spartans 22 14 8 356 277 +79 Qualified for playoffs
4 Novonikolaysk Sharks 22 13 9 428 366 +62 Qualified for playoffs
5 Sheriff Tiraspol 22 12 10 211 218 −7 Qualified for playoffs
6 Dinamo Bender 22 11 11 291 247 +44 Qualified for playoffs
7 Yeralenko Torpedoes 22 11 11 324 405 −81 Qualified for playoffs
8 Bratsk Dolphins 22 10 12 389 405 −16 Qualified for playoffs

9 Macaresti Gladiators 22 9 13 309 265 +44
10 Antakya Hawks 22 9 13 306 328 −22
11 Kesselburger Kestrels 22 8 14 219 368 −149
12 Vladikrav Red Death 22 4 18 211 371 −160

PGSL Playoffs seedings
(1) CSKA Tiraspol vs. (8) Bratsk Dolphins

(4) Novonikolaysk Sharks vs. (5) Sheriff Tiraspol

(3) Rheinburg Spartans vs. (6) Dinamo Bender

(2) Admiral Novorossiysk vs. (7) Yeralenko Torpedoes

This is how things stand as we finally head into the PGSL Playoffs. CSKA Tiraspol have won the regular season title and will be hoping to use their superior seeding to their advantage. Dinamo Bender's "perfectly balanced" record (ha! I still managed to work it in!) allows them to sneak into the sixth seed, but they are away to a tough and resilient Rheinburg Spartans side, a team which has proven very difficult to break down in their home stadium. But the surprise of the season is undoubtedly the Novonikolaysk Sharks. Shrewd trading and waiver claims as well as a vastly improved Cortez Amoroso has created a dynamic young team with lots of attacking talent as well as a defensive line that can withstand the challenges of the other teams. The Sharks look like a team that could go far into the postseason. That is, if they don't encounter the Army Team. They look like they are on a really hot streak (the loss to Bratsk notwithstanding). When I looked at the playoffs at the end of the regular season, the forbidden thought popped into my head: this could finally be our year. I quickly banished the thought from my head, but too late. I believed CSKA had been jinxed because of me. But, as we will find out later, jinxes might not really be all that they're cracked up to be.
World Bowl Bonus! Pridnestrovia versus The Greater Nordics Plus Biased Quarterfinals Analysis
Pridnestrovia            7  7  0  2  16
The Greater Nordics 3 3 0 7 13

And now for some more World Bowl action! Remember the last part where I said that the Greater Nordics could very well beat us in the playoffs? Well, much to my surprise, it didn't actually happen! In fact, we, Pridnestrovia, emerged as the winners, but only after a very close contest! I was watching that game live and I would have broken any heart monitor that had been hooked up to me during that time. Pridnestrovia took an early lead through Wladyslaw Skorupka and Valentyn Sevyk, and while the Nordics were only able to muster two field goals at best in the first half, when the second half kicked off it looked as if the teams had switched uniforms. Pridnestrovia were committing boneheaded errors and giving up stupid penalties, while the Nordics managed to march up the field. Thankfully nothing came of those in the third quarter but with only four minutes remaining in the fourth, the Nordics scored a touchdown to put the game within one point. The end of the game was very much going to be last possession wins. A relatively quick three-and-out on the part of Stan Serban gave the Nordics confidence that they could probably pull this one out of the fire as they received the ball right on the two-minute warning. And then, suddenly, with the Nordics backed up into the end zone because of a fair catch at the one-yard line, Hieronymus Saller came out of nowhere to sack the Nordic quarterback in the end zone and score most probably the most important safety in the history of Pridnestrovian gridiron. As rules said that Pridnestrovia also got the ball after the safety, this allowed Stan the Man to kneel the game to the end.

The rest of the Quarterfinals results!
Drawkland 16-9 New England
Velstrania 17-35 Abanhfleft
Ko-oren 7-8 Banija

Thus eight became four. Drawkland are back in the semifinals after a scrappy contest against New England, while Banija have barely managed to squeeze past hosts Ko-oren with a last-second two-point conversion. But the game of the quarterfinals is yet another match between former World Bowl winners in Velstrania and Abanhfleft. Coming into the tournament itself, Abanhfleft looked nothing like the team that had electrified gridiron-loving crowds of old. Everyone was in agreement that the Armored Revolutionaries were only along for the ride this time around, and that they would be considered lucky if they even managed to get into the playoffs at all. But sneak into the playoffs they did, and after getting past Taeshan on the back of a Von Colone touchdown, their next challenge proved to be a Velstrania team trying to prove that they deserved to be in the competition, deserved to have been crowned World Bowl champions at least once. But this team was a far cry from that title-winning squad, and Abanhfleft dumped 35 points on their heads to book a semifinals appearance, where they will face no other than the Pridnestrovian Republic itself. It will prove to be a titanic clash, and no matter the result, people in both nations will get drunk when the fourth quarter clock finally shows four zeroes. I fully expect to be one of those drunk people no matter the result. Don't expect the recap of the PGSL Season 3 postseason until a few days after the semifinal, friends. And it is on that note that I say to you my friends, comrades, and fellow fans in gridiron, До свидания.
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Golden Bowl Update

Postby Drawkland » Tue Jan 01, 2019 5:22 pm

Update time!


The Golden Bowl


The Golden Bowl is the progression of the gridiron champions of the World. Starting with the Gridiron Football World Championships, whenever the current champion is defeated, in any round of the most official gridiron competition at the time, the team that defeated them takes up the new mantle of the Golden Bowl holder.

If a team has the title, and then disappears (doesn't sign up for the next edition), the reserve champions (second place) gets the Golden Bowl. I don't expect this to ever happen.

If a player disappears and reappears later, they start a second progression, which is technically lesser than the main Golden Bowl. If the holder of a lesser Bowl disappears, the lesser Bowl progression ceases (unless they reappear). The Bowl would be named the Silver Bowl, but that was an actual competition around the early post-Jolt era. Bowls from reappearing nations will be dubbed after the nation (The Examplestan Bowl, for instance). This has happened once, as Nephara took the Golden Bowl from Allamunnic States in XXV and didn't return until World Bowl XXXII. Unfortunately for those of us who want things to merge, Nephara once again stole the Bowl away from a playoff-eligible team on the final MD and disappeared again.

For the purposes of match counting, the team who has the Bowl at the end of a match is credited as having the Bowl for said match, even if the opposing team is the one which possessed the Bowl prior to the game.

(For IC purposes, the Golden Bowl is a literal Bowl made of Gold, atop a large black Marble Base. On the base there is an inscription plate which lists the progression of the Bowl. It looks similar to the progression listing at the bottom of this post. It fits 4 columns, and each column can hold up to 20 lines. When a plate runs out of space, it moves on to the next plate on the base. When all 4 sides are filled, I'm really not sure what we'll do.

The Golden Bowl Organization (GBO) will henceforth be located in Quinnaber, Drawkland, the home of gridiron in Drawkland.

PROGRESSION DESCRIPTION

Taeshan are the initial holders, being the champions of World Bowl 0. Despite the GFWC being not technically the World Bowl, they were the first champions of an official NS Gridiron tournament, and therefore are a solid starting point for the progression.

Dancougar takes the Bowl from a 17-0 victory over Taeshan in a Pre-World Bowl I exhibition. Kura-Pelland takes the Bowl from Dancougar on Matchday 3 of World Bowl I, 17-13. Dancougar takes it back in Matchday 8 with a 20-13 win. Dancougar wins the World Bowl and keeps the Golden Bowl.
(Group C, 10 games, QF)

Rennidan defeats Dancougar 34-30 to start the group stage of World Bowl II. Not ready to lose the Bowl entirely just yet, Dancougar beats Rennidan back on Matchday 6, 23-20 in OT. Rennidan has the final laugh by beating Dancougar in the Semis, taking the Golden Bowl, and winning World Bowl II.
(Group C, 10 games, QF)

Taeshan beats Rennidan 20-7 on day 4 play in World Bowl III. Myedvedeva beats Taeshan 0-10 on Day 6. The Valerian Empire won next day 3-6, despite being a lower-ranked team. Rennidan takes back the Bowl next game by beat The Valerian Empire 25-0. Taeshan beats Rennidan again, this time in the quarterfinals, 11-6. Qazox beat Taeshan in the semis, 30-10, and goes on to win World Bowl III.
(Group C, 10 games, QF)

Rennidan once again takes the Golden Bowl with a 32-28 win on Day 2. Rennidan suffers an unexpected loss to The Candrian Empire, 17-20 in OT on Day 5. Finally, in Matchday 10, Rennidan redeems themselves and topples upstart Candrian Empire 21-17. Candrian Empire came back for a rubber match in the Round of 12 and beat Rennidan once and for all 34-28. Dancougar took it back 23-19 from Candrian Empire in the Quarterfinals, and went on to win it all for World Bowl IV.
(Group D, 10 games, R12)

Dancougar goes through the double-grouped Group Stage undefeated, then cruised through the Round of 16 … only to meet and get beat by Newmanistan 17-13 in the Quarterfinals. Newmanistan goes on to lose to Qazox in the semis, 13-27, and Arroza goes on to win World Bowl V 17-32. This is the first Bowl where the Golden Bowl was in different hands every single round of the playoffs.
(Group F+E, 6+4 games, R16)

Arroza lasted until Matchday 4 of World Bowl VI, with a loss to Cassadaigua 27-20. Things changed the next game with Vephrall taking it 23-13. Matchday 9 featured Taeshan again holding the Golden Bowl with a 10-13 win over Vephrall. Matchday 12 features Baptism of Iron I winners, Prux, defeating Taeshan by a tight 7-6 margin. Vephrall continues the back-and-forth action by beating Prux 20-10 the next game. However, in true champion's fashion, Arroza takes it the next (and last) game of the stage in a hair 24-23 win. They made it past the quarterfinals, but fell to the eventual champions Dancougar, 23-20, in Semifinal OT.
(Group A, 12 games, QF)

In the first World Bowl of the post-Jolt Era, Dancougar remained undefeated until Game 8, where Secristan beat them 14-6. But, for the first time in Golden Bowl history, the holder of the Bowl did not qualify for the playoffs. Lanceo beat Secristan on the final game of the stage, 14-13, but missed out of the playoffs by 5 points from their differential (they would've made it to the playoffs if they'd scored a single more touchdown during the group stage).
(Group B, 10 Games)

Unfortunately for Lanceo and the Golden Bowl progression, Lanceo did not participate in World Bowl VIII. Therefore, the Bowl was passed to Fujisawan Territories, who won World Bowl VII. The first Bowl in Casaran format was hallmarked here, and Fujisawan Territories only played 2 games, having secured their playoff spot early from big wins. They won all the playoff games, but fell to Cassadaigua in the final, switching hands for the Golden Bowl.
(Casaran, 2-4 Rounds, R16)

Cassadaigua started off well for World Bowl IX, but was beaten by Newmanistan in a slightly embarrassing 35-27 on Game 4. In Matchday 6, Delaclava got the best of Newmanistan, 24-20, taking the Bowl for their first time. They took the Bowl to the playoffs, but were beat in the Round of 16 by Tocrowkia, 30-27 in OT. Tocrowkia went on to win in the rest of the playoffs and take the World Bowl.
(Group D, 8 Games, R20)

To start off World Bowl X, Delaclava got immediate revenge on Tocrowkia by beating them then 16-30 on Day 1. Funnily enough, Tocrowkia won the second leg game (3 games later) against Delaclava, by a 20-37 scoreline. Tocrowkia won their last 3 games of the stage to advance. The Babbage Islands got their first taste of the Golden Bowl by beating Tocrowkia in the Round of 16, 17-20 in OT. Sarzonia got the Bowl next round with a 12-9 eek of a win over TBI. Sarzonia went on from there to lose the final, and the Golden Bowl, to Bluth Corporation, 20-10.
(Group B, 8 Games, R16)

Bluth Corporation took their opportunity with the Golden Bowl to heart, as they won all 8 Games of the World Bowl XI group stage to go undefeated and spotless. Unfortunately, as the number 2 seed, Bluth Corporation fell to Sibirksy in the Round of 16 in a 42-23 whipping. However, after making their way past the quarterfinals, Sibirksy suffered a similar fate as they lost to Delaclava 25-46. Delaclava, the hosts, played Sarzonia in the final and had to give up both the World and Golden Bowl to them in a 19-23 game.
(Group F, 8 Games, R16)

Sarzonia didn't have a good second time with the Golden Bowl, losing their second game to Boronina, 34-30. They won one game before losing to Qazox, 17-29. Qazox takes the Golden Bowl for the first time since World Bowl V. They win the last games of the group stage and go on to the playoffs. Qazox then crushes all their playoff matchups, holding the Golden Bowl with pride … until the World Bowl XII final, where F1 Insanity took it for themselves in a 24-17 game.
(Group A, 8 Games, R16)

After 6 games remaining untouched in World Bowl XIII, F1 Insanity posts their first loss, to Voltronica in a close 17-13 game. Voltronica won the rest of their group stage, as well as the “Rivalry Day” game against Krytenia, AND the “Division Championship” against F1 Insanity in overtime. But they lost when it really counted, in Round 2 of the playoffs (their first game of the round) against Qazox, 13-17. Qazox won the next round but proceeded to lose to Allamunnic States 16-10 in the Round after. This is the first of many times the Regulars would hoist the Golden Bowl, but it didn't last long, being taken next round by Delaclava with power, 32-7. Delaclava didn't play for awhile, due to the inclusion of a Loser’s bracket in the format. In the final, Bluth Corporation came and beat Delaclava 20-33, but since they were from the Loser’s bracket, a second game occurred, where Delaclava won the World Bowl for the first time and the Golden Bowl back after missing it for a game.
(Chekhov Division, 10 Games, confusing)

Delaclava started World Bowl XIV right, winning their pre-qualifying friendly against Sarzonia. They went undefeated for the first half of the group stage, but in the mid-qualifying friendly against Bluth Corporation, they lost, 23-27. This is the first and only circumstance where the Golden Bowl changed hands, and groups, amidst the group stage. Despite this cool opportunity, Bluth Corporation immediately squandered it by losing to Gregourii 10-17, giving Bluth their first loss of the tournament and Gregourii’s first win. Gregourii won yet again, but then lost to fellow group cellar-dwellars North Chicanan 29-44. North Chicanan also won another game, but luckily on the final matchday, Bluth Corporation snagged the Golden Bowl back up by beating the Chicanans 24-20. Bluth picked up wins all the way to the final, but lost to the champions Sarzonia, in the crushing 22-23 final defeat.
(Group 5/Group 2, 10 Games + some friendlies, R24)

Sarzonia had a very good group stage to World Bowl XV … unfortunately, they lost the Pre-Qualifying friendly to Delaclava before the stage even started. The 3-7 may not have been much, but it was enough to pass the Golden Bowl pack into Delaclavan hands. Delaclava went undefeated in the group stage and decided to not partake in any more officially-sanctioned friendlies … keeping the Bowl in their hands. Being the top seed, they skipped the Round of 24 straight to the Round of 16. They then kept their Bowl safe in their hands all the way to the final and won it. This made Delaclava the first team to safely possess the Golden Bowl for an entire edition of the World Bowl (since they do get credit for holding the bowl on the pre-qualifying match).
(Group F, 10 Games + some friendlies, R24)

Sibirsky strikes again! Right after achieving Golden Bowl history, Delaclava immediately fell to Sibirsky on Day 1 of World Bowl XVI.The 24-17 defeat wasn’t too much cause for celebration, as Sibirsky was immediately defeated by Cassadaigua the next game, 10-20. But then comes Western Cuba the match after that, beating Cassadaigua and taking the Golden Bowl for the first time in their history, 16-26. And, predictably, Delaclava comes the next game and takes the Bowl back for themselves, in a good old-fashioned 24-3 whooping of Western Cuba. And, surprise surprise, Cassadaigua goes and defeats Delaclava themselves to take the Bowl for the second time this group stage, a 41-37 win. Cassadaigua finally keeps the Bowl for at least one game and went on past a bye … to lose to Katy Lied, 40-34 … who lost to Western Cuba the next game, 10-29. They hold their own for one game … before falling to Delaclava, 29-39. Unsurprisingly, Cassadaigua beats Delaclava the next damn game, 23-33. The Dagans clutch tightly to the Bowl and skunk their next opponents to escape the group stage. They survive the Round of 24 with the Bowl … then lose 19-12 to Carastoga in the Round of 16. They drop the Bowl quick, losing tragically to German Zerabithea 23-24 in the Quarterfinals. At least German Zerabithea could hold it for awhile after picking it up for the first time, but then in the final against the Allamunnic States team, they couldn’t help but hand it to them for the first out of many wins by the Allamunnic States, of both the World Bowl and the Golden Bowl. World Bowl XVI was a record-setting one; no team held the Bowl for more than 3 games (except Cassadaigua), and the Bowl switched hands an incredible 12 times. 8 total teams held the Golden Bowl in one edition too. Certainly the measuring stick for any future World Bowl/Golden Bowl interactions.
(Group 6, 12 Games, R24)

Allamunnic States took their newfound (well, not really new, considering they held it once before for a single game) Golden Bowl for 7 games in World Bowl XVII, before losing in a brief slip of misfortunate to Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuk 7-21. Space got their hands on the Golden Bowl in the next game when they defeated … the alphabet people 3-21. Space held on to the Bowl as long as they could, winning in the Round of 16 and Quarterfinals before they lost it in the Semis to none other than Allamunnic States themselves, 9-7. Rightfully so, too, as the Regulars went on to win this World Bowl as well, keeping their hold on the Golden Bowl … marginally strong.
(Group 7, 10 Games, R20)

Allamunnic States started off World Bowl XVIII alright, but a Matchday 3 21-7 loss to Karditan meant they lost the Golden Bowl nearly right off the bat (wait, wrong sport). Karditan won one game with the Bowl, but lost to Cassadaigua 10-0 on Game 5 and consequently lost the Bowl. Cassadaigua, too, kept the Bowl for one game before then conceding it to another team the game after, this being 13-14 against Allamunnic States on Game 7. This time, they managed to hold on to it for the rest of the group stage. They went undefeated until the final of World Bowl XVIII … losing it to Civil Citizenry, who touched both the World and Golden Bowl for the first time.
(Group Six, 10 Games, R16)

Civil Citizenry did better with their usage of the Golden Bowl to start off World Bowl XIX, winning 6 games straight to start off. However, they lost Game 7 to Michael VII, 20-10, giving the Golden Bowl to Michael VII for the first time. However, despite their best efforts and winning the rest of their games, early group stage losses ensured that the Michael VII would not make the World Bowl XIX second group stage or playoffs, keeping the Golden Bowl out of Allamunnic States’ hands, the eventual champions.
(Group Two, 10 Games, R20)

Luckily, and unlike Lanceo 13 editions ago, Michael VII came back for World Bowl XX, and brought the Golden Bowl with them. The massive 8-team groups were predictably going to lead to lots of changing hands of the Golden Bowl, and that started on Game 2 when The Serbian Empire picked up the Bowl from Michael VII in a 10-3 win. The very next game, Catonia Majora took the Bowl from The Serbian Empire in a larger 14-6 win. Kinzar won 13-3 against Catonia Majora the game after that and took the Bowl, before losing it to Royal Kingdom of Quebec the next game, 27-3. For the first time this stage, the Bowl stayed put in its owners’ hands, winning 3 games with the Bowl before losing their first game of the edition to Cassadaigua, shockingly, 6-7. They could hold on the Bowl for multiple games, 2 to be exact, before losing it to none other than Michael VII in a 6-10 Game 12. However, after winning another game, Michael VII lost the Bowl again, and it went back into Royal Kingdom of Quebec’s hands in a meaningless 20-27 game (both teams qualified for the playoffs). However, the Quebecois couldn’t hold onto it when it mattered, and left the Bowl for Equestrian States, losing 10-20. The Ponies then went on to lose the Bowl to Thrilledge in the Quarterfinals, 20-13, and then Thrilledge lost in the next round to German Zerabithea 34-20. The last time German Zerabithea held the Golden Bowl was in World Bowl XVI, the only other Bowl to have so many changes of Bowl hands. That time they lost to Allamunnic States in the final … but this time, they won it all and took the World Bowl, and the Golden Bowl, home for the offseason.
(Group 2, 14 games, R16)

With 64 nations competing in World Bowl XXI, the hosts, Carastoga, opted for a 2-tiered qualification system, sort of like those ““football””-playing heathens do. German Zerabithea did well with this, as they went entirely undefeated and held on to the Golden Bowl for the first group stage. They did win the first game of the second group stage, but then lost to Equestrian States 10-14 on game 2. After winning the last game of the second group stage, Equestrian States went to the Round of 16 … to lose 6-10 to none other than Taeshan in the Quarterfinals. This is the first time in 15 tournaments that Taeshan managed to get ahold of the Golden Bowl. They lost it in the next round to Cassadaigua, 7-10, but still. Nice to get it back. Cassadaigua went on to lose the final and the Golden Bowl to Qazox, 6-12. This was their first Golden Bowl holding since World Bowl XIII.
(Group A, 6 Games + 3 Games, QF)

World Bowl was the second to be hosted in Casaran format. Qazox won their first 3 fixtures before falling to Karditan, 33-17, on Day 4. German Zerabithea immediately swooped in on Day 5 and beat Karditan 18-0, but then were defeated by Saintland the very next game, 30-20. This marks the first time Saintland held the Golden Bowl. They won two more games before qualifying for the next round, the group round. Then they swept all their opponents in the group stage, and won in the Round of 16. They then fell to West Guinea, 6-25, in their biggest and only defeat of the World Bowl. West Guinea did well with their Golden Bowl, taking it past the Semifinals … only to lose it to Cassadaigua in a 20-19 thriller.
(Casaran/Group A, 8 Games + 3 Games, R16)

Cassadaigua won their first 3 games of World Bowl XXIII, but as we’ve come to expect now, great starts don’t exactly stick around long for champions. The Fair Republic, a rather backwater team, managed to get their hands on the Golden Bowl by defeating Cassadaigua 27-30 on Matchday 4. They managed to win 2 games, before meeting Osarius on Matchday 7, and losing in a 32-50 game of better offense. Despite being around and decent for ages, this was the first time Osarius managed to hoist the Golden Bowl, which is always fun. Unfortunately for them, they lost it immediately the next game, 27-26 to Hutt River. And in a twist of fate, The Fair Republic won the Golden Bowl back on the final matchday, 23-20 in OT. But even with that final win, they lost on tiebreakers to Osarius and therefore didn’t qualify, meaning the Golden Bowl went out of the World Bowl in the group stage for the 3rd time in its history.
(Group A, 10 Games, R16)

The Fair Republic didn’t fail the Golden Bowl, and did return for World Bowl XXIV, despite being the last one to sign up. They did manage to win their first game before falling to German Zerabithea on Game 2, 26-7. German Zerabithea, as always, cruised through the rest of the group stage without a kink, and went on to the playoffs. But in the Round of 16, they lost to Cosumar, another team which had been around for many Bowls before but didn’t get their hands on the Golden Bowl until then, a 9-13 win. They, like Osarius the Bowl before, didn’t get to have it for very long, losing 27-20 to Saintland in the Quarterfinals. Saintland took the Bowl for good this time, going on to the final to win it all.
(Group G, 7 Games, R16)

For World Bowl XXV, Saintland started quite well. They cruised through the 6 games of the first group stage without a kink, going undefeated. They even went over the first half of the second group stage very well, posting 4 wins. But nothing lasts forever, as then Timbermunich came in with a tough 7-0 win on Game 5 of the second stage, to get ahold of the Golden Bowl. They won their last match of the group stage and managed to win the play-in match to get to the Round of 16. They lost to the hosts Equestrian States 13-6 then, who proceeded to take their newly regained Golden Bowl all the way to the home final, where they predictably lost to the Allamunnic machine 7-10.
(Group 7, 6 Games / Group M, 6 Games, R16+)

Allamunnic States had the Golden Bowl to start off World Bowl XXVI. In the 10 game group stage, they won the first 9 with flying colors, only to lose to none other than the upstart Nephara team 3-14 on the final day. This was Nephara’s third win, so of course they didn’t make it to the playoffs. But suddenly, they disappeared from international gridiron. Unsurprising, since they’re really only good at the other kind of ““football”” and were a surprise to even show up at World Bowl XXVI.
(Group F, 10 Games, R16)

With Nephara to perhaps never return to the World Bowl, the Golden Bowl was heisted from Nephara in the middle of the night by the Golden Bowl Officials, and handed into the hands of Ko-oren, who actually persevered and won World Bowl XXVI. Unlike many who held the Golden Bowl by true merit, Ko-oren did well with their tenure and went through the group stage with a spotless record. They also went entirely undefeated in the playoffs! Unless, of course, you count the actual final, where they lost 14-26 to Allamunnic States, as to be expected. The Regulars take hold of the Golden Bowl once again after winning World Bowl XXVII.
(Group C, 10 Games, R16)

In the least amount of games since World Bowl VIII (which was in a short Casaran format), World Bowl XXVIII went in a single-round robin format. This was pure cake for the Allamunnic States, who slid through their group with ease to qualify for the playoffs. They made it past the Round of 16 and Quarterfinals only to be defeated by the eventual powerhouses Schottia, 17-24. Schottia went on the win the World Bowl, and keep the Golden Bowl, becoming a force to be reckoned with in Bowls to come.
(Group E, 6 Games, R16)

Schottia certainly didn’t show very much luster to start off World Bowl XXIX, though. Losing to HUElavia on Day 1 wasn’t really expected, but it happened anyway. HUElavia won another game, but then lost to none other than Rennidan on Day 3, 3-16. Rennidan hadn’t even been to a World Bowl for many years, but returned in XXVIII. They hadn’t even seen the Golden Bowl since World Bowl IV, 25 editions ago, but they took it back when the opportunity presented itself. Rennidan won two matches, getting some time with their long-gone Golden Bowl, before losing it out to Kaboomlandia in a rather brutish 7-24 blowout. Kaboomlandia also took their possession of the Golden Bowl (their first, as a relatively new team) for 2 wins, before dropping it 13-6 back into Schottia’s hands. Schottia won their last game of the Group Stage and went on to win in the Round of 16 and lose in the Quarterfinals, 23-9 to San Llera. San Llera won their way into the final, but ultimately lost to Anglatia, 10-0, and were forced to pass the Golden Bowl to them.
(Group F, 10 Games, R16)

Anglatia certainly had a great start to World Bowl XXX, winning all of their group stage matches, crushing everyone in their way. Unless they were Abaja. Because Abaja beat Anglatia, 0-6, in OT. Perhaps one of the most crushing defeats of a Golden Bowl holder ever. Abaja seemed to love overtime, because they lost the Golden Bowl to Abanhfleft in the next round, 13-16 also in OT. Abanhfleft, with their first possession of the Bowl, took it all the way to the final, like many do. But they couldn't match the might of Drawkland in the final, losing World Bowl XXX and the Golden Bowl to them, 7-37.
(Group 4, 10 Games, R16)

Drawkland certainly took up the mantle of the Golden Bowl with pride, absolutely smashing the long-winded 14-game Divisional stage (ooo, fancy) with flying colors and straight, unadulterated wins. In fact, they took it straight into the playoffs and had massive momentum, only to lose brutally to Banija in the Quarterfinals, 10-12. Banija picked up the Golden Bowl for the first time in their history, and carried it to the next round, only to lose it to Schottia 16-12. Schottia took the Golden Bowl to the final, and lost it to Abanhfleft, who got it back after an entire edition’s break, thanks to a 17-34 win of World Bowl XXXI.
(Bank of Acedonia Division/Nicholls Enterprises Conference, 14 Games, R16)

Abanhfleft had a decent time with the Golden Bowl. After a bye on the first matchday, they won their first 2 games. However, they lost their third match to The Iron Syndicate in a tightly-contested 36-37 game. The Iron Syndicate held the Bowl for the first time in their history, and had a relatively easy schedule after it, winning the next 2 games before falling to the United States of Devonta and coughing up the Bowl in the process. Devonta also had the Bowl for the first time, but gave it up by losing to Abanhfleft on the final MD of the group stage. This makes Abanhfleft the first team since Allamunnic States in World Bowl XVIII to lose the Bowl in the group stage and regaining and retaining before the playoffs. Interestingly, as multiple teams holding the Bowl had byes while holding the Bowl in the group stage, the amount of wins with the Bowl is less than the number of games in the group stage (7 games vs 8 total). Abanhfleft continued their winning ways by blowing out their opponents in the Round of 16 and Quarterfinals, until they fell to eventual champions Union of Socialist Alpine Republics.
(Group F, 8 Games, R16)

USAR (then renamed the much-easier Alpine Union), did not take well to the Golden Bowl. Their first match of the next World Bowl was a 3-13 to Chromatika, who would be holding the Golden Bowl for their first time ever as well. They had some luck, winning the next 2 games before losing to the unknown North Dajao, who got their first touch as well. They also had a streak of 3 games with the Bowl before dropping it to Taeshan. Taeshan is no stranger to the Bowl, being the original owner, although before this they hadn’t seen it since World Bowl XXI. They, too, had a streak of 3 wins before losing to Chromatika. Chromatika couldn’t hang on to it once reaching the playoffs, where Greater Vakolicci Haven beat them in the first round. They lost in the semis to none other than Taeshan, who fell in the final to Kaboomlandia, 17-14.
(Group F, 12 Games, R16)

Kaboomlandia got off to a hot start for World Bowl XXXIV, starting 5-0 before losing to Royal Kingdom of Quebec, who had a few wins with the Bowl back around World Bowl XX. They also were performing well, gaining a 3-game streak, before suffering a fluke 0-7 loss against Argentinistan. However, since they were an unranked team with little real skill, they lost on the final matchday to Space, who didn’t make the playoffs either. The Golden Bowl then halted, not making the playoffs for the first time since Nephara in World Bowl XXVI. And similarly to Nephara, Space neglected to enter the next edition of the World Bowl, so Golden Bowl officials had to sneak into Space and send the Bowl to its new owners, winners of World Bowl XXXIV, Taeshan.
(Group C, 10 Games, R16)

In World Bowl XXXV, Taeshan has regained its possession of the Golden Bowl. Getting off to another good group stage start, they gained 5 wins with the Bowl before losing it to newcomers Roglonia in a surprise 20-3 loss. Roglonia even got another 2 wins with the Bowl, before losing it to Pridnestrovia in a sad 17-30 home showing. This was Pridnestrovia's first carry of the Golden Bowl, despite being around for a few World Bowls prior and just starting to come into their own as a gridiron power. They made it to the playoffs with the Bowl still in hand, but none other than Drawkland faced them in the Round of 16 and won. Drawkland, who had not seen the World Bowl final since their triumph in edition XXX, shot all the way through the playoffs with momentum and defeated Taeshan (small world isn't it?) in the final by a scoreline of 21-16.
(Group C, 10 Games, R16)

For the third straight edition, the Golden Bowl carrying team ended up in Group C. Drawkland, who currently holds the record for the longest streak owning the Bowl, extended their total games carrying the bowl to 23 with a 3-0 start to the group stage before losing it in a 3-13 home effort against Ranoria. Ranoria, with their first touch of the Bowl, took a strong hold of it. Despite some close matches (like a 6-3 OT win), Ranoria stood strong ... until they had to face Drawkland again. Facing group elimination and the team that stole the Bowl away from them, Drawkland beat them out with vengeance 16-20. Drawkland then finished the group stage strong and went back into the playoffs strong, and are now two wins away from a back to back title showing and another strong carry of the Golden Bowl.
(Group C, 10 Games, R16)

PROGRESSION LISTING

I
Taeshan (1)
Dancougar (3)
Kura-Pelland (6)
Dancougar (6)

II
Rennidan (5)
Dancougar (6)
Rennidan (2)

III
Rennidan (3)
Taeshan (2)
Myedvedeva (1)
The Valerian Empire (1)
Rennidan (3)
Taeshan (1)
Qazox (2)

IV
Qazox (1)
Rennidan (3)
The Candrian Empire (5)
Rennidan (1)
The Candrian Empire (1)
Dancougar (3)

V
Dancougar (11)
Newmanistan (1)
Qazox (1)
Arroza (1)

VI
Arroza (3)
Cassadaigua (1)
Vephrall (4)
Taeshan (3)
Prux (1)
Vephrall (1)
Arroza (2)
Dancougar (2)

VII
Dancougar (7)
Secristan (2)
Lanceo (1)

VIII
Fujisawan Territories (5)
Cassadaigua (1)

IX
Cassadaigua (3)
Newmanistan (2)
Delaclava (3)
Tocrowkia (4)

X
Delaclava (4)
Tocrowkia (4)
The Babbage Islands (1)
Sarzonia (2)
Bluth Corporation (1)

XI
Bluth Corporation (8)
Sibirsky (2)
Delaclava (1)
Sarzonia (1)

XII
Sarzonia (1)
Boronina (2)
Qazox (9)
F1 Insanity (1)

XIII
F1 Insanity (6)
Voltronica (5)
Qazox (2)
Allamunnic States (1)
Delaclava (1)
Bluth Corporation (1)
Delaclava (1)

XIV
Delaclava (6)
Bluth Corporation (1)
Gregourii (2)
North Chicanan (2)
Bluth Corporation (4)
Sarzonia (1)

XV
Delaclava (15)

XVI
Sibirksy (1)
Cassadaigua (1)
Western Cuba (1)
Delaclava (1)
Cassadaigua (2)
Katy Lied (1)
Western Cuba (2)
Delaclava (1)
Cassadaigua (3)
Carastoga (1)
German Zerabithea (2)
Allamunnic States (1)

XVII
Allamunnic States (7)
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuk (1)
Space (4)
Allamunnic States (2)

XVIII
Allamunnic States (2)
Karditan (2)
Cassadaigua (2)
Allamunnic States (7)
Civil Citizenry (1)

XIX
Civil Citizenry (6)
Michael VII (4)

XX
Michael VII (1)
The Serbian Empire (1)
Catonia Majora (1)
Kinzar (1)
Royal Kingdom of Quebec (4)
Cassadaigua (3)
Michael VII (2)
Royal Kingdom of Quebec (1)
Equestrian States (1)
Thrilledge (1)
German Zerabithea (2)

XXI
German Zerabithea (7)
Equestrian States (2)
Taeshan (1)
Cassadaigua (1)
Qazox (1)

XXII
Qazox (3)
Karditan (1)
German Zerabithea (1)
Saintland (7)
West Guinea (2)
Cassadaigua (1)

XXIII
Cassadaigua (3)
The Fair Republic (3)
Osarius (1)
Hutt River (2)
The Fair Republic (1)

XXIV
The Fair Republic (1)
German Zerabithea (6)
Cosumar (1)
Saintland (3)

XXV
Saintland (10)
Timbermunich (3)
Equestrian States (3)
Allamunnic States (1)

XXVI
Allamunnic States (9)
Nephara (1)

XXVII
Ko-oren (13)
Allamunnic States (1)

XXVIII
Allamunnic States (8)
Schottia (2)

XXIX
HUElavia (2)
Rennidan (3)
Kaboomlandia (3)
Schottia (3)
San Llera (2)
Anglatia (1)

XXX
Anglatia (10)
Abaja (1)
Abanhfleft (2)
Drawkland (1)

XXXI
Drawkland (15)
Banija (1)
Schottia (1)
Abanhfleft (1)

XXXII
Abanhfleft (2)
The Iron Syndicate (3)
United States of Devonta (1)
Abanhfleft (3)
Union of Socialist Alpine Republics (2)

XXXIII
Chromatika (3)
North Dajao (3)
Taeshan (3)
Chromatika (2)
Greater Vakolicci Haven (2)
Taeshan (1)
Kaboomlandia (1)

XXXIV
Kaboomlandia (5)
Royal Kingdom of Quebec (3)
Argentinistan (1)
Space (1)

XXXV
Taeshan (5)
Roglonia (3)
Pridnestrovia (2)
Drawkland (4)

XXXVI (In progress)
Drawkland (3)
Ranoria (5)
Drawkland (4+?)

BOWL RECORDS

Longest Carry in One Bowl: Drawkland (15, WB XXXI) / Delaclava (15, WB XV)
Longest Consecutive Carry: Drawkland (16, WBXXX-XXXI)
Times the Bowl didn’t reach the Playoffs: 3
Longest National Drought from Bowl: Rennidan (25, IV-XXIX)
Most Bowl Changes: 12 (WB XVI)
Least Bowl Changes: 0 (WB XV)
Nations which are <Nation> Bowl Eligible: 3 (Lanceo, Nephara, Space)

List of Nations by Games Held
At the time of posting

Allamunnic States (39)
Dancougar (38)
Delaclava (33)
Drawkland (27)
Cassadaigua (21)
Rennidan (20)
Saintland (20)
Qazox (19)
German Zerabithea (18)
Taeshan (17)
Bluth Corporation (15)
Ko-oren (13)
Anglatia (11)
Abanhfleft (8)
Tocrowkia (8)
Royal Kingdom of Quebec (8)
F1 Insanity (7)
Civil Citizenry (7)
Michael VII (7)
Schottia (6)
Arroza (6)
Equestrian States (6)
The Candrian Empire (6)
Sarzonia (5)
Fujisawan Territories (5)
The Fair Republic (5)
Vephrall (5)
Voltronica (5)
Chromatika (5)
Kaboomlandia (5)
Ranoria (5)
Space (4)
Kura-Pelland (3)
Kaboomlandia (3)
Newmanistan (3)
Timbermunich (3)
Sibirsky (3)
Western Cuba (3)
The Iron Syndicate (3)
Karditan (3)
North Dajao (3)
Roglonia (3)
Union of Socialist Alpine Republics (2)
Secristan (2)
West Guinea (2)
San Llera (2)
Boronina (2)
HUElavia (2)
Gregourii (2)
North Chicanan (2)
Hutt River (2)
Greater Vakolicci Haven (2)
Pridnestrovia (2)
Lanceo (1)
Nephara (1)
Space (1)
The Babbage Islands (1)
Prux (1)
Myedvedeva (1)
The Valerian Empire (1)
Katy Lied (1)
Carastoga (1)
Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuk (1)
The Serbian Empire (1)
Catonia Majora (1)
Kinzar (1)
Thrilledge (1)
Osarius (1)
Cosumar (1)
Abaja (1)
Banija (1)
United States of Devonta (1)
Argentinistan (1)

Will update this once the World Bowl finishes so it will be totally up-to-date.
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Ko-oren » Wed Jan 02, 2019 1:26 pm

World Bowl 36/XXXVI @ Ko-oren
Semifinal Scores

Pridnestrovia 30–17 Abanhfleft
Drawkland 10–7 Banija

Final

#1 Pridnestrovia v #6 Drawkland @ Stade sur la Baie, Aminey

Third Place Playoff

#12 Banija v #13 Abanhfleft @ Surbourneshire Square, Greencaster
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Postby Main Nation Ministry » Wed Jan 02, 2019 7:49 pm

"Here, I made this for you. For the both of us. You promise not to lose it?"

"Here, Keller. Daddy got you a stuffed animal to play with. It's not a real animal, but in here they can be."

"Jones? What are you doing here?"
"It ended. I was honorably discharged."
"Oh no.."
"What's wrong?"
"Look, it's about Daisy.."


Agent Dragon: Send In The Troops

Keller gripped the knife tightly, as the woman turned to her. "Who the hell are you?" Keller demanded, the parasite in her mind wanting another inch of action. "Me? I'm just doing what is necessary." the woman said, calmly as she was closing the briefcase. "Is that the virus? Who are you? You don't look like someone who works with the cartel." "Keller, dear. You don't seem to realize that I'm trying to eliminate the threat to this problem. Even though, you gotten rid of the witnesses I can still enact my plan without worry."
"You still hadn't activated my question. Who are you? And how did you know my name?" Keller raised her knife, to which the woman was forced to reveal some information out of annoyance. "You see, Keller. I'm a Demiurge. My mission is to control this part of the multiverse. You need to know that Main Nation Ministry was supposed to not exist. However, humanity there needs to be forced to realize that my control over it is over. For once, they think that their own ignorance that they themselves establish would preserve them. Their so-called rationality is not my own control. Pathetic." the woman explained, where the voice in Keller's mind immediately was yelling something as a warning. "Kill her! Do it now!" Keller obliged, rushing onto the demiurge with her knife.

Suddenly, almost like instantly, the demiurge raised her hand and Keller felt a large surge of light hit her. Keller was thrown back to the ground in a daze, where she saw the demiurge leaving the drug lab in a hurry. "Keller, get her!" the parasite yelled in her mind. "Who was she?!" "She's a demiurge! She's a false god!" Keller ran after her to where she exited the villa. Where did she go? Keller just saw her exit the drug lab minutes ago? That wasn't until Keller heard the sound of a motorboat was when she ran to the riverbank to see a speedboat speed down the river. Keller attempted to run after her, but the boat proceeded down the river. "We need to do something! She's planning on launching an attack and we don't even know where she going to!" Keller said to the parasite.

Before she heard an answer, the sound of helicopters filled the air and a searchlight started to shine on the villa. "Soldiers? Aren't these those fools who tried to get me under control?" the parasite said in Keller's mind, as a large helicopter hovered near where Keller was, being greeted by several soldiers rappelling down and pointing their guns at her. "Drop your weapon and put your hands over your head!" a soldier demanded. "I'm still here. We'll get her. Just follow their orders for now and I tell you what to do at the right time." the parasite said, where Keller nodded.

The Familiar Stranger: Drastic Measures

"Tell me! Tell me the full story, Daphne!" The Leader demanded, as he was literally two steps away from what looks like he was about to be violently eaten alive by this monster that was assuming the form of Daphne. "I don't think you would understand. Just try to calm down, REDACTED. Please-" "Don't call me that name! There is a goddamn portal in the nation and you're literally an actual monster! Literally everything that has been happening now could have been averted! Just what am I suppose to do when-"'
"Just hear me out this second."
"I can't believe all chaos is breaking loose over there and now the Northwest is going to get on my ass, because I forbidden proper protocol! Everyone is going to start gassing me with amnestics now that I'm getting too involved with what's happening!" The Leader was pacing back and forth, having a nervous breakdown. He didn't know what he could trust anymore. Everyone he knew including himself was not to be trusted. Daphne wanted the Leader to understand, but it looked like he didn't even know what to do at all. "What needs to be done is that we need to find a way to get rid of this threat that is coming directly from this portal you exited out of, mainly if-" The Leader stopped to see Daphne.

She wasn't looking like an actual monster. She was back to her normal self. Her normal form that the Leader knew. Her eyes were closed, where the Leader spotted some tears stream down them. "Daphne...I..." the Leader wanted to say the tears were of a crocodile, but he knew Daphne long enough to know what those were tears of actual sadness. She was truly Daphne, but something was still not right. "Dear god. What is even happening." The Leader walked up to Daphne and hugged her. "It's ok. It's ok."

After a while, both of them settled down where both Daphne and the Leader sat on the table, facing the other. "I want to hear what has been troubling you. I know it was dangerous to both of us to know this, so you kept it quiet. Just tell me." The Leader said, calmly. "Listen. REDACTED." "Don't! ... Don't call me that. How about a fake name? Just call me... Napier. Napier will be my name. It's a lie, but let's pretend my name is Napier. Not just the Leader. It can be Napier." The Leader asked Daphne, wanting to not hear his name. "Ok.. Napier. The portal I came out of wasn't really a portal. It's a gate."
"A gate? What's pass that gate?"
"It's called Hell."
"As a joke?"
"No. It's Hell."

"Continue."
"You see, Napier. You know how there is a different concept of Heaven and Hell, right?"
"Just like the original world before the Ministry happened, yes."
"Well, it's possible to exit Hell even after you have died. In Hell, things are currently a bit complicated. It's isn't really Hell, but seeing how this is the multi-verse, there are multiple types of Hell. Let's call this type of Hell...Michigan. Just like the former USA. In Hell, there is an overpopulation problem caused by the deaths of sinners."
"If I'm to blame for this, I'm sorry."
"Not really. Even though, there is hundreds of people dying in Main Nation Ministry a day, Hell was already overpopulated due to what happened with the war. So many have discovered ways to escape. They shed remorse for their actions and want redemption. However, it isn't easy. In Hell, it's bureaucratic. Plus, not a lot of mortals in Hell not check promises."
"But explain why you look like an actual monster, even though technically you ain't on the inside?"
"Well, it's a combination of the sins you done, what you fear, and what happened to you that looks you an appearance. Sometimes it's randomized, sometimes it's symbolic."

"But why are you like that?"
"..."
"Daphne. It's ok. I'm here to comfort you, if it's gets bad."

"Well, after the war. I felt hopeless. After knowing so many people died, I couldn't bear it, yet I didn't show it. Even after I found you, I was jealous. I was mad at myself, but even though we both wanted a perfect life, I wanted something more. I just wanted things to be ok for everyone else. I was in my own self-wrath and envy. Even after our daughter appeared, there was nothing we can do to stop what happened next. I know what happened to her. She died first. I didn't find her when I died also, so I knew she was up there now. She was so innocent at that time, I glad she didn't end up like any of us. When I was down there, I ended up trying to redeem myself. The reason I was in my original form, because there is something that is crafted in Hell. A "costume" if you insist. When the gate of Hell was opened, I was the first to exit. Leaving Hell is easier than entering it. But I know the hell gate needs to be closed, but the only way we can solve this is to close it. Trust me, Napier. Just trust me."

The Leader struggled to hold back tears, but he didn't break down. "Alright. We can contact the Northwest. If things go out of hand, we can get Jones to come along." the Leader said, giving Daphne hope. "Come on! We need to get down there and reason with them!" The Leader and Daphne exited the penthouse through the bookshelf, where they arrived back in his own office. When the both of them were planning on exiting the room, both of them were greeted by Dorbi Truman. "Truman? What do you want? We need to get to the Northwest to straight things out." The Leader said, where Truman was visibly nervous. "Well..Leader. I know you two have been connecting, but we have been ordered to give you a prolonged amnestic, due to recent events." Truman said, bracing for an aggressive reaction. "An amnestic? Who gave you that order?"
"Sir. You did."
"What? I don't understand?"
"I'm aware that you don't understand. Leader, you have been giving us orders to amnestic you in case of certain events. You yourself even amnestic yourself. You just don't remember it."

"Wait..I gave that order?" The Leader said, realizing that he already sealed his fate even before all of this began. "Napier? You allowed that to happen?" "No no no. Daphne, I don't remember!"
"Leader...You also aware that you have orders to be forced against your will to have this taken."
"Under my orders?"
"Yes..."
"Truman..." The Leader wanted to threaten him, until another person entered the room. "Dr. Steinberg? Are you in on this too?" The Leader asked him, after he entered the room. "Leader. It was my decision. I knew I should have coaxed you into taking an amnestic, but I was afraid to resist. So much has already happened and I'm sorry to tell you this."

"Steinberg, give us a chance. Daphne may know what to do. She said it can't be closed, but controlled."
"We can guarantee that risk. The Northwest have assigned me as the site director. We have been authorized to eliminate this threat and have Daphne as an artifact." Steinberg said, where the Leader clutched Daphne more.
"Where's Jones!?"
"Jones is currently returning from a game at the World Bowl, but we will give him orders after he arrives. He knows what to do. He helped you with amnestics before."
"You can't just get Jones to be against me!"
"Even after what happened with you putting Harrington into the special corps, the mission is currently a failure because one of our best agents is dead due to a mission she was also in."
"Is she dead?"
"No, we placed her in confinement after the bloodbath we encountered."

The Leader wanted to do something, until he got an idea. "Alright. Give me an amnestic, I let you wipe my memory." The Leader said, giving in. "Napier?" "Sh!" the Leader whispered to Daphne. Two soldiers came with a fresh aerosol can of amnestic to spray into the Leader, where the Leader immediately gestured at Daphne. Daphne didn't know what he was talking about, until she noticed the other soldier aiming his gun at her. A couple bullet wounds might hurt, but she was still tough. Revealing her monstrous form, she ripped the soldier's assault rifle from his hands and tossed him against the wall. The soldier with the amnestic ended up distracted, where the Leader immediately grabbed it and managed to spray the soldier, instead. Grabbing the gun that was dropped, he aimed it straight at Steinberg. "We're leaving Main Nation Ministry! That's an order! Isn't that right, Truman?"

"Truman, you can't let them leave!" Steinberg yelled, until Truman immediately attempted to deck Steinberg, which didn't knock him out, so Truman simply leapt at him to pin him to the floor. Daphne reverted to her normal form, where she followed the Leader out the door. "Where are we going?" Daphne asked. "Come on! We heading to the airport. Truman will try to convince them what happened in that office, but it won't work. If they closed the airport, we will take an airfield I know!" the Leader said, going to a fast walk to not act suspicious. Exiting the building, they entered a cab where the driver was shocked on the Leader being in the backseat. The Leader gave the excuse of testing the driver to see if he was still a good driver for the nation. The cab driver fell for it, where he took them to the airport almost instantly, even with the two keeping their cool as they passed checkpoints. Even though, it appeared that the soldiers at the checkpoints were given orders to stop the Leader, they let him pass, not wanting to face the consequences of going against their ruler.

At the airport, the Leader had the soldiers give them a private jet to take them out of the nation. The pilot, being unaware, but was dedicated at helping the Leader, took them out of the nation in a jiffy. "Napier. I know we're far away from them, but where are we going?"
"Daphne. There is one place we can hide out in, currently. Reason one is because I already signed up and didn't want to disappoint the crowd. Reason two is because it's a place that I want to nuke off the face of the multi-verse due to their misguided ignorance and disgusting lack of regard for journalistic integrity. Trust me. The Truth News is more objective than them! And the Truth News are supposed to be propaganda!"

"Napier? Where are we going?"
"Simple."

"We're heading to Free Republics."
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PRIDNESTROVIAN GRIDIRON SUPER LEAGUE

SEASON III RECAP


Hello once more, friends, comrades, and fellow fans in gridiron. Today I bring to you the final part of my recap of the third season of the Pridnestrovian Gridiron Super League. It's been a wild and fun ride, but as with all things, it has to come to an end, and what better way to end the Season 3 recap than posting the final part on the eve of the World Bowl final between none other than the defending champions Drawkland and the Pridnestrovian Republic? I will be covering that game later on in this post, but for now, let us turn back to the PGSL playoffs. Before we do that though, let us remind ourselves of the playoff picture.

PGSL Playoffs seedings
(1) CSKA Tiraspol vs. (8) Bratsk Dolphins

(4) Novonikolaysk Sharks vs. (5) Sheriff Tiraspol

(3) Rheinburg Spartans vs. (6) Dinamo Bender

(2) Admiral Novorossiysk vs. (7) Yeralenko Torpedoes

PGSL Season 3 Quarterfinals
(1) CSKA Tiraspol           10 10  7 10  37
(8) Bratsk Dolphins 0 3 9 3 15

@ New Army Stadium, Tiraspol, Transnistria (official attendance 75,682)

It's safe to say that this was a matchup that a lot of people, me included, was looking forward to. I have made no secret that aside from CSKA, the Bratsk Dolphins are my next favorite team in the PGSL, and why wouldn't I like them? The Dolphins are a fast and exciting team with very much an offensive focus, and they are quite balanced in terms of both the pass and the rush. And this game was the perfect showdown event between two of the great young quarterbacks of the league in Andrey Nikitich Medvedev and Kelly Profit. This game was very much the stage for both of them to show that they had what it takes to make a name for themselves in the league. And on this day, it was Andrey Nikitich who made a name for himself. You simply cannot argue against four touchdowns! Yes, it's unfortunate that it was my other favorite team Bratsk that had to suffer at the hands of my beloved Army Team, but what can you do? In Bratsk's case, not a whole lot, actually. The kicker really was when Bratsk failed to do anything with their opening drive, giving the ball up in a three-and-out situation and allowing a red-hot CSKA offense to establish the pattern for the rest of the game in which CSKA would always score every time they had the ball. CSKA's first score was a field goal from 30 yards, but a shocking and costly turnover from Gavril Filyov's fumble allowed CSKA the time to score an immediate touchdown, and from that point on it was obvious that the game was CSKA's to win and Bratsk's to lose, and both teams did just that. Yes, Bratsk managed to put up points, but what good are field goals when your opponents can score touchdowns seemingly at will? Once again, the mood in the CSKA camp was very high following this victory, and unlike the last few seasons, there was a real sense of optimism included in this as well. Maybe this really is our year. Who knows?

(4) Novonikolaysk Sharks     3  7  7  3  20
(5) Sheriff Tiraspol 0 0 7 0 7

@ Fortuna-Stadion, Novonikolaysk, Yatuvilsk (official attendance 30,021)

Whoever thought about writing off the Sharks must be feeling stupid right now, after the Sharks disposed of Sheriff Tiraspol like so much garbage. Cortez Amoroso has really come into himself this season, and he's only been helped in his progress by new and better arrivals to his offense in the form of Ruslan Evrigov and Avram Darchenko, and it was those two men who proved to be pivotal in Novonikolaysk's playoff campaign as they scored both touchdowns for the Sharks on their way to booking a semifinals spot as well as a meeting with the regular season champions CSKA Tiraspol. And because both of the Sharks' new wide receivers have been added to the team's protected players list for the coming draft, they are going to stay with the Sharks for the next season. That should be something to keep those folks down at Novonikolaysk excited.

(3) Rheinburg Spartans       6  3  7  6  22
(6) Dinamo Bender 0 0 0 0 0

@ Wlodzimierz-Horn-Stadion, Rheinburg, Ixania (official attendance 49,850)

And thus Dinamo Bender's title defense comes to an end, in a shutout loss against the Rheinburg Spartans. Hieronymus Saller once again was responsible for this feat, shutting down the Tarasov-Akimov connection and even scoring his first ever postseason touchdown, adding a little bit of respectability in an otherwise slow match that was pretty much a penalty shootout. I doubt that this is any consolation to Dinamo fans however. Until next time, comrades.

(2) Admiral Novorossiysk     3  7  0  3  13
(7) Yeralenko Torpedoes 3 3 3 0 9

@ Admiral Stadium, Novorossiysk-na-Dnistr, Transnistria (official attendance 60,007)

Another match that was actually less exciting than it should have been. It would be fair to say that aside from CSKA vs Bratsk, the Admiral vs Yeralenko matchup was very much highly anticipated, it being a rivalry between two teams with Navy roots and all. This was hyped up as the battle between two rising wide receivers, Admiral's Bhima Nan and Yeralenko's Maxine Stone. And as expected,it failed to live up to the hype. None of the aforementioned widemen ever got so much as an important contribution to the offenses of their respective teams. The lone touchdown in this game was scored by none other than the Admiral quarterback himself, Stan "The Man" Serban, who had to perform a moment of magic on his own without the help of his teammates, who looked too nervous to do anything about the game. Well, that's playoff nerves for you. Never say that they all weren't warned.

PGSL Season 3 Semifinals
(1) CSKA Tiraspol            7 10 10  7  34
(4) Novonikolaysk Sharks 7 0 0 0 7

@ New Army Stadium, Tiraspol, Transnistria (official attendance 80,788)

The Army Team are really storming their way to the title, aren't they? First Bratsk and now Novonikolaysk. It's like the Army Team wants to prove something about themselves,and they've set about destroying teams with a marine theme to prove it. But 34 points in a single game, and 71 combined points in the playoffs so far... goddamn! This is FNLAF levels of offensive scoring and pointage we're talking about here! If Admiral Novorossisyk do end up going through to the Pridnestrovian Bowl, then we could see a score of epic proportions in that game. Fingers crossed, anyone?

(2) Admiral Novorossiysk     3  7  7  7  24
(3) Rheinburg Spartans 3 7 7 9 26

@ Admiral Stadium, Novorossiysk-na-Dnistr, Transnistria (official attendance 61,532)

Remember the game between Pridnestrovia and the Greater Nordics,and how that safety scored in the last minute of the fourth quarter was the most important safety in the history of Pridnestrovian gridiron? Then the one scored by Calvin Watts against Admiral Novorossiysk takes second spot without a doubt. As it often does in games like these, where the points seem to come pretty much at will, it is the side who has the final possession who has the biggest chance of winning. A lucky bounce from kickoff allowed Rheinburg to push Admiral all the way back to the 6-yard line, and it didn't take long for Watts to run around the Admiral O-line and sack Stan the Man in the end zone to secure a vital victory and a date with CSKA Tiraspol in the Pridnestrovian Bowl for Rheinburg.

A red hot offense versus a rock solid defense. Who shall triumph? Let us all find out together.

Pridnestrovian Bowl III
CSKA Tiraspol            0  0  0  7  7
Rheinburg Spartans 0 0 0 3 3

@ Admiral Stadium, Novorossiysk-na-Dnistr, Transnistria (official attendance 62,741)

And here we have our answer. The manner in which we may have gotten it was not that pretty or stylish, but the important thing is that we have the answer. I'd love to say that it was never really in doubt, but that would make me not a genuine CSKA fan. A true CSKA fan never thinks anything is assured until the final whistle has been blown and the fat lady fed a cake to stop her from singing. Things were actually pretty bleak from the CSKA standpoint as we headed into the fourth quarter. And then Rheinburg managed to finally pull a decent drive together, allowing them to get within range of a field goal, which they converted from 38 yards. With only two minutes left and their fabled offense unable to string together a decent drive, can we get something out of this? Turns out the answer can be yes! Dmitry Nikitich Medvedev, you sexy beast! Barreling through three Rheinburg linebackers as well as the impenetrable Hieronymus Saller to finally crash into the end zone and give CSKA the lead with seconds to go! You will be forever remembered as a CSKA legend, along with your brother Andrey Nikitich!

And that concludes the third season of the Pridnestrovian Gridiron Super League! After three seasons, my beloved CSKA Tiraspol has finally managed to win the Pridnestrovian Bowl! It may not be the prettiest victory but it's a victory all the same! Let us all hope that this winning spirit is carried over to the national giridiron team in their coming clash against Drawkland. Hail Pridnestrovia! Oh, I do hope that that hasn't jinxed us. Perhaps a counterjinx is in order. Viva Drawkland?! Anyway, my friends, comrades, and fellow fans in gridiron, До свидания!

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Third Place Playoff

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Final

Here is your final! After warmups, a lengthy pregame show, and the anthems, the national teams of Drawkland and Pridnestrovia finally kicked off in the Stade sur la Baie in Aminey. Here is your final score:

PridnestroviaDrawkland
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Postby Evaropi » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:45 pm

Looked around, genuinely wondering when the next World Bowl is? Any idea?
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Postby Allamunnic States » Wed Feb 20, 2019 10:07 am

Thanks for your interest. World Bowl 36 has concluded, and all World Bowl-related discussion between competitions takes place in the World Bowl Discussion Thread so I'd ask that you move any questions there.

To answer your question: We typically go three-ish months between World Bowls; depending on timing we end up with 3 or 4 per year. The exact timing gets figured out after a certain amount of time after the end of the previous competition.
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