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by Squornshelan Remnant States » Wed Sep 19, 2018 1:36 pm
by Sargossa » Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:59 pm
Group 14 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Kita-Hinode 17 12 4 1 44 25 +19 40
2 Sargossa 17 10 5 2 47 21 +26 35
3 Main Nation Ministry 17 10 4 3 44 25 +19 34
4 Alpine Union 17 9 4 4 34 25 +9 31
5 Siovanija and Teusland 17 9 2 6 42 30 +12 29
6 Soute 17 6 4 7 23 23 0 22
7 Sangti 17 5 5 7 21 36 −15 20
8 Thibaea 17 4 4 9 36 43 −7 16
9 Altai Almas 17 3 1 13 20 44 −24 10
10 Raffiah 17 0 1 16 10 49 −39 1
by Kita-Hinode » Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:41 pm
by Kelssek » Wed Sep 19, 2018 5:21 pm
by Polkopia » Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:05 pm
## POS. NAME.
#1 GK Ilya Kustyev
#2 GK Mario Fontana
#3 GK Maksim Opsev
#24 DEF Feofan Ferro
#17 DEF Rurik Orkachev
#56 DEF Vanya Kuzić
#49 DEF Yovan Kuković
#70 DEF Dmitri Yerokhev
#28 DEF Giovanni Nunev
#12 MID Konstantin Velin
#44 MID Sami Durma
#9 MID Irakliy Živkov
#34 MID Boris Yerovan
#6 MID Denis Kutsyev
#11 MID Mario Orchenko
#39 FWD Vali Stavros
#20 FWD Oleg Trenton
#15 FWD Alexei Vanyasov
#41 FWD Luca Kulisov
by Qusmo » Wed Sep 19, 2018 6:37 pm
by Indusse » Wed Sep 19, 2018 7:48 pm
Group 6 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Farfadillis 17 14 1 2 44 13 +31 43
2 Indusse 17 12 2 3 36 22 +14 38
3 Super-Llamaland 17 11 2 4 46 23 +23 35
4 Semarland 17 9 3 5 36 20 +16 30
5 Santa Rafa 17 9 1 7 26 22 +4 28
6 Aggrey-Fynn Land 17 8 2 7 31 28 +3 26
7 Kelssek 17 7 3 7 32 33 −1 24
8 Tobria 17 3 1 13 21 45 −24 10
9 Tarper 17 2 2 13 8 34 −26 8
10 Ceskaar 17 1 1 15 7 47 −40 4
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by Commonwealth of Baker Park » Wed Sep 19, 2018 9:42 pm
by Main Nation Ministry » Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:21 pm
by East Belzaria » Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:51 am
by Adab » Thu Sep 20, 2018 10:58 am
by Mattijana » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:08 am
Dear Mr Jakob Jutkiewicz
I went to summon you from the office, but then I realised I had suspended you, so I had to write this letter instead. This took up much of my important time, so read it very carefully.
As you are now aware, you are about to visit the people of South Covello in order to convince them that the Mattijanan government actually likes them. I've spoken to the rest of the big department cheeses and we have now arranged the details of your visit.
You have been assigned a ticket on the 09:40 flight to Freedom City, the capital of South Covello. Ensure you arrive at the airport at least two hours prior to this in order to check in, drop off your luggage and go through security.
You will be travelling with Mrs Marina Kovac, the director-general of the TujineBuro. You will meet her in the airport restaurant at 08:30. Do not in any circumstances be late. From here you will travel to your gate, which should be assigned by your arrival time.
Whilst arrangements in Freedom City are yet to be fully cleared up, we are hopeful of some representatives from the South Covello foreign office meeting you at the airport to take you to your accommodation. We have reserved two single rooms at a hotel in the centre of Freedom City for you and Mrs Kovac when you get there. As an additional sanction, you miss the Mattijana Acronius match that will seal our fate this qualifying cycle, so tough luck on that. You'll probably have to sit through South Covello grind out another 1-0 win, but don't tell anyone I said that.
It is important that you maintain the upmost respect for the country you are visiting. The last thing we need right now is for some junior travel writer to cause even more offense than he's already caused. Remember who and what you are representing during your stay. Also remember that you are skating on ice thinner than an alpine lake in late spring.
Good luck. Don't cock it up.
Marko Østergaard, Director of Foreign Advice, TujineBuro Mattijanska.
Destination Airline Time Gate Status
Freedom City Air Petrovi 09:40 14 On Time
by Tinhampton » Thu Sep 20, 2018 1:20 pm
THE CURRENT GROUP 16 TABLE:.
AS IT CURRENTLY STANDS
.Group 16 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts*Tinhampton trails Cassadaigua on head-to-head record
1 Brenecia 17 14 2 1 35 6 +29 44
2 Cassadaigua 17 13 1 3 45 19 +26 40
3 TINHAMPTON 17 13 1 3 26 7 +19 40IF RIORDAN HAD NEVER SCORED
AGAINST AL-MUMTAZ AND EVANS HAD
DONE SO AGAINST CASSADAIGUAGroup 16 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts*Tinhampton trails Brenecia on head-to-head record
1 Brenecia 17 13 3 1 34 6 +28 42
2 TINHAMPTON 17 14 0 3 27 7 +20 42
3 Cassadaigua 17 13 0 4 45 20 +25 39
by Blaneu » Thu Sep 20, 2018 1:24 pm
by Saltstead » Thu Sep 20, 2018 1:39 pm
stallion.stable.co.ha
All Saltsteadish! All football!
How badly do you want Gay Ware to be sacked?
Northwest Kalactin 2–2 Saltstead. Our World Cup dream is basically dead. The Stallions can no longer win automatic qualification and need to better Garifunya’s final result to seal a playoff spot. Given the gusto the Stallions have been dropping points with, that is not going to happen, so the only question that remains is how badly you want manager Gay Ware to be sacked.
The answers have been fascinating to say the least.
Can parliament legalise murder so the streets can run red with her blood?
— Aleksander Mathias, Weilenze
Let’s kick the party off with what is hands down the most disturbing answer.
Even if the Chamber of Deputies is in a murdery mood, our appointed upper house would certainly stifle the democratic will of the Saltsteadish people by doing everything in its power to prevent that from becoming law. Even the King, who is ex officio President of the Royal Saltsteadish Football Federation and (unlike his predecessors) a noted football fanatic, would not be crazy enough to promulgate legalised murder.
As a fantasy, however, we have to admit that it would be viscerally satisfying to see Ware dragged through the streets of Ashwell as our sacrificial lamb. Surely every nation on a trajectory towards ultimate success needs to have a scapegoat at one point or another. Just ask the Brenecians, who had been so used to failure that they suddenly failed to fail and won the World Cup. They had a manager or two they wanted to blast to the surface of the sun.
Our judgement: 10/10 would legalise managerial sacrifice :thumbsup:
Let’s send her back to SIS. If she does the same shit there as she does with the national team, Cherrygrove have the Gold Division locked up for the next four decades.
— Lucas Halsbad, Cherrygrove
Sneaky. Very sneaky.The partisan gall on display here is wonderfully inspiring, even more than the hackneyed suggestions to have Ware lead [insert political party respondent doesn’t like here]. It appeases two nations with one stone: Saltsteaders will be happy to see Ware’s back and Cenians will be thrilled to see Skiff-in-Strasse Footballsclub capsize to the depths of the Bronze Division. I mean, why would you have an octagon on your club crest? What kind of Satanic witchcraft is that? This isn’t a mixed-martial arts club.
Eww…
Oh, we have just been informed that the octagon is supposed to represent a stop sign.
Forget we ever said any of this.
Our judgement: 7.8/10 too much boat in street :thumbsdown:
How many campaigns has she run? Can’t we give her one more chance to be actually competent?
— Lena Steinhall, Applewald
Let’s cut the eminently reasonable act out, please. This is supposed to be a time for seething anger and rage, not rational thought.
This is Ware’s first qualifying campaign and all managers need to be put through trial by fire. If a manager cannot achieve at the first time of asking, then they must be catapulted across the border and left to their fate with the Kryosi. We put up with Jan-Peter Wietdal’s shit because he brought us a trophy the first time we threw him to the sharks—and we got to be the first team in more than half a century to win the Baptism of Fire despite losing our opening game, so bonus points.
But losing is otherwise unacceptable. We are currently being informed that victory for one team necessarily implies defeat for the other in a zero-sum game such as football, but dammit, we don’t care. More blood for the blood god!
Our judgement: -10/10 no chance :thumbsdown:
Maybe Garifunya might actually lose, so maybe we actually have a chance.
— Pier Jong, Port Michael
That’s a good joke.
Wait, you’re serious. Can we get whatever you’re smoking, because it must be good.
Our judgement: ∞/10 thanks for hooking us up with your dealer :thumbsup:
.... Saltstead predicted starting XI: Julian Lyksdal; Otto Frederickssen, Natalia Henriksson, Emmet le Duc, Camillė Dalman, Ann-Elisabeth Smid; Ann-Marine Crabshaas, Johanna Mårits, Martin Wissen, Martin Moss; Carle de Marcht
.... Sorrentopia predicted starting XI: Anastasio Neil; Willy Pocock, Lowell Ughi, Zeph Tasker; Dom Piper, Pearce Dale; Donato Bent, Aureliano Agnusdei; Roly St. John, Braith Maddison, Herb May
— Aleksander Mathiassen from Gold Coast, Northwest Kalactin
TLA: SAL(T)
iTLD: .zs
Demonym: Saltsteader
Adjectival: SaltsteadishThis nation does not necessarily reflect my actual political views
Discontinue use if rash develops
Don’t ⬋ play ⬋ with ⬋ fire
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We are and shall be
Saltstead
Nothing more, nothing less
by Squornshelan Remnant States » Thu Sep 20, 2018 2:56 pm
by Darmen » Thu Sep 20, 2018 3:02 pm
by Nephara » Thu Sep 20, 2018 4:15 pm
Greater Libertania 0 - 1 Nephara
(4-2-3-1) 20 - Mercator; 2 - Brymora, 5 - Brosch, 22 - Thorn, 19 - Katarec; 4 - Carrow, 15 - Shone (8 - Brandtner 70'); 7 - Coffey (13 - Saroszi 78'), 21 - Montag, 11 - Porter; 9 - Metzger
Goal: Metzger 37'
"Now, lads, be first to every ball, heavy winds today so play it safe with the pass-"
"BALLOOOOOOOOONS"
by Equestrian States » Thu Sep 20, 2018 5:51 pm
GROUP 10 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts Match Day 17 Results:
1 Equestrian States (17) 17 12 3 2 30 7 +23 39 P Equestrian States 1–0 Lochario
2 Garifunya (67) 17 12 2 3 29 18 +11 38 @ Royal Equestria Stadium in Canterlot, EQS
3 Saltstead (38) 17 11 3 3 29 10 +19 36 East Belzaria 4–0 Sharktail
4 Northwest Kalactin (87) 17 9 4 4 34 19 +15 31 E @ Belzarian Command Complex in Command, EBZ
5 East Belzaria (UR) 17 8 4 5 24 20 +4 28 E South Batoko 0–0 Penguinland
6 Lochario (135) 17 8 2 7 19 13 +6 26 E @ Unknown Venue in Unknown City, SBK
7 Sharktail (230) 17 4 5 8 23 34 −11 17 E Sorrentopia 2–3 Garifunya
8 Sorrentopia (207) 17 3 3 11 17 27 −10 12 E @ Sorren Stadium in Sorren, SOR
9 South Batoko (UR) 17 0 6 11 4 32 −28 6 E Northwest Kalactin 2–2 Saltstead
10 Penguinland (272) 17 1 2 14 12 41 −29 5 E @ Gold Coast Stadium in Gold Coast, NWKMATCH DAY 18 FIXTURES:
Sharktail vs. Equestrian States
@ Kota Lama National Arena in Kota Sultan, SHK
Lochario vs. Northwest Kalactin
@ Zun Olympic Stadium in Zun, LOC
Saltstead vs. Sorrentopia
@ King William VII National Park in Ashwell, SAL
Garifunya vs. South Batoko
@ Staad Fyet nan Garifunya in Frederykvil, GAR
Penguinland vs. East Belzaria
@ Unknown Venue in Unknown City, PEN
by Mriin » Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:09 pm
1) What's your opinion on goals?
A) GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
B) As long as it's a good game, it doesn't really matter how many go in.
C) My wife left me for a striker and it's my personal mission in life to see them stamped out.
2) How much do you value success?
A) My children are jealous of the attention my trophies get.
B) The ups and the downs are what make things interesting.
C) To be a sports fan is to know true suffering.
3) Do off-the-field antics entertain you?
A) I have a drama IV hooked directly into my bloodstream.
B) Anyone who doesn't leave everything on the field is a hack.
C) Would it kill anyone to be a positive influence in the community for once?
by Vilita » Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:13 pm
:: Vilita Goalscorers :: :: 41' Kwuimekii Hentetii :: 48' Tripate Falcon :: 70' Arocki Tadalek | :: Vilita Statistics :: :: Possession: 59% :: Shots on Target: 7 :: Corner Kicks: 13 | :: Vithuland Statistics :: :: Possession: 41% :: Shots on Target: 3 :: Corner Kicks: 4 |
:: Vilita Goalscorers :: :: 53' Rintala Sekagaya :: 71' Nii'arala Milaaso | :: Vilita Statistics :: :: Possession: 56% :: Shots on Target: 4 :: Corner Kicks: 7 | :: Swibia Statistics :: :: Possession: 44% :: Shots on Target: 5 :: Corner Kicks: 7 |
Group 13 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Vilita 17 15 2 0 56 16 +40 47
2 Mercedini 17 15 0 2 61 20 +41 45
3 Tobiasia 17 11 2 4 43 27 +16 35
4 Anthor 17 7 3 7 33 33 0 24
5 Kernovi and Rewgwlas 17 7 2 8 33 42 −9 23
6 Oberour Ar Moro 17 5 6 6 36 39 −3 21
7 Rannoria 17 5 5 7 26 34 −8 20
8 Vithuland 17 4 2 11 21 34 −13 14
9 Swibia 17 2 2 13 17 54 −37 8
10 Kilaguni 17 2 0 15 16 43 −27 6
by Main Nation Ministry » Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:17 pm
by Freeport Isles » Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:39 pm
GROUP 17 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts Match Day 17 Results:
1 Baker Park (46) 17 13 3 1 42 16 +26 42 Q St. Saratoga 2–2 Freeport
2 Darmen (22) 17 12 3 2 43 24 +19 39 P @ Saints National Stadium in Rogerbei, STS
3 Taeshan (60) 17 10 3 4 24 8 +16 33 Kwesiland 0–0 Taeshan
4 Coldfield (71) 17 9 4 4 30 24 +6 31 @ Unknown Venue in Unknown City, KWS
5 Freeport (189) 17 8 3 6 45 36 +9 27 Baker Park 2–0 Darmen
6 Timmy's Tigers (262) 17 8 2 7 32 28 +4 26 @ Keller Field in Belle Haven, BKP
7 St. Saratoga (167) 17 6 4 7 30 31 −1 22 Coldfield 2–0 South Caleblan
8 Innovian Indusse (307) 17 3 2 12 14 31 −17 11 @ Crownsville Palace Colossus in Crownsville, CDF
9 Kwesiland (UR) 17 1 3 13 19 45 −26 6 Innovian Indusse 1–2 Timmy's Tigers
10 South Caleblan (UR) 17 1 1 15 14 50 −36 4 @ Unknown Venue in Unknown City, IIN
by Turori » Thu Sep 20, 2018 7:54 pm
Last shot for the #Cocoabo !!! Better win big or go back to the forest...
I put 50T on @FilindostanNT to make the playoffs!!! #ApoxSux
INDUSSE WINS
#IndusseWins
If the #EquestrianStates don't make it ima sell my pony collection
Star United States just one loss away from a perfect record. Can they do it? #PerfectLosers
Eura, Ethane, Nephara, Pasarga, Vilita, South Covello and Chromatika. Who will have the best overall record? #WC81quals
Most surprising team of qualifying? Re-twii for #Polkopia ; star for #NewLusitania
#Beepee is gonna shock you all!
INDUSSE WINS
by Qusmo » Thu Sep 20, 2018 8:03 pm
Is there anything to play for on the final match?
Group 9
Rakivland 0–2 Savalen
Polkopia 11–3 Axuva
Nuadh-Alba 0–3 Qusmo
Valanora 0–1 New Gazi
Eastfield Lodge 2–1 Karulicja
Group 9 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Valanora 17 12 2 3 45 21 +24 38
2 Polkopia 17 12 2 3 44 23 +21 38
3 Qusmo 17 10 4 3 30 9 +21 34
4 Eastfield Lodge 17 9 4 4 35 22 +13 31
5 New Gazi 17 9 2 6 27 22 +5 29
6 Karulicja 17 8 1 8 34 28 +6 25
7 Savalen 17 7 1 9 21 25 −4 22
8 Rakivland 17 3 4 10 26 36 −10 13
9 Axuva 17 3 1 13 21 60 −39 10
10 Nuadh-Alba 17 0 3 14 10 47 −37 3
QNT eliminated from World Cup 81 Qualification despite 3-0 win
Nuadh-Alba 0–3 Qusmo
Hosted in Nuadh-AlbaGK Xynat-Evela Cuf
CB Cunix-Betva Tla
CB Zenon-Gerol Kal
CB Yelto-Alfan Ono
CM Yamaj-Blonz Jok
68’ Yunal-Julad Waz
CM Ilinx-Kepex Zev
AM Gavax-Nenzi Abe (19’)
74’ Yoltz-Tlanx Sal
LM Kynda-Sevet Pec (80’)
RM Forzu-Ralox Kal
SS Paliv-Xilit Max
74’ Nirlo-Betva Uzo
ST Xilit-Zaxac Yol (55’)
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