By C.A. Verkov
Valanora
The South Falls played its second group stage match in the 43rd Di Bradini Cup today. Faced with a tried and tested Savojarn team, The South Falls collapsed once again, with a 3-0 loss. This makes two international losses in a row. With 0 points in the group, and thirteen goals behind, the South Falls are effectively eliminated from the DI Bradini Cup with this loss. For the entire game, it seemed like the Savojarn outplayed, outsmarted, and outmaneuvered the South Fallsians.
Starting from the beginning of the game, the South Fallsians abandoned their pre-game fall, and tried their very best to remain standing for the national anthem without anger over their last game performance. With Peterson of Savojarna stripping the ball from Bradi Deptona, the South Fallsian side moved upward, but had their efforts canceled by a pass to Jashkin. That pass resulted in Jashkin missing Velerk’s slide tackle. Ruriksson, of the Savojarn side then headed the ball in. The play was extremely disappointing, and The South Falls headed into halftime 1-0, “still hoping to pull through and score”, according to striker Dervish.
Out of the gate from the 45th minute, the Savojarn players became, frankly, cocky. They tried to move the ball in sloppier and sloppier ways. When Grouper McAllister outmaneuvered Loesth, and crossed the ball to Dervish, who was about 13 yards out. His kick was barely deflected by Eremenko sliding in, and that was the last goal shot for the South Fallsians.
The discipline of the team was again lacking, with Miakis holding Jacobsen back from the ball. He was awarded a yellow card, an Morten Poulsen kicked his penalty shot, the ball burying itself in the back of the net.
The third and final blow came late in the game, with Baldvinsson managing a shot to Jashkin, who curved the shot, so it was out of the hands of the South Fallsian goalie.
This South Fallsian team just might be the worst team ever to play for the South Falls. Combining weak defense with an offence that is almost incapable of putting the ball in the goalie’s box, not to mention actually scoring in a standard game. The goalie is much too short to properly play the position, and the midfielding is boring, tepid and unimaginative, with players seeming to just shuffle around in the place of running for the ball. The South Fallsian team needs to make changes to its lineup, and it's basic playing style, if they have any hope of succeeding in the next Di Bradini Cup.
The South Falls has been let down, and humiliated by its players. The South Falls can definitely do better in the world of soccer. The South Falls is not technically out, but they are out ‘de facto’, as they will have to win, with a 12 goal margin to be able to advance out of group stage. Let this loss be a lesson to all on the national team. These players cannot go onto the world cup stage, as they have not been able to prove themselves here.
By Dar’etz Markinski
Valanora
Following Tuesday’s humiliating loss to Savojarna, the South Falls has announced not only changes to it's roster, and formation, but the retirement of coach Varrbarrov. The new formation will be a permanent revert to the 4-5-1 defensive, and while the team’s offensive playing style may not allow this to be a smooth transition, it is required for anything to be done against offensive teams. Mapletish’s strategy has been extensively reviewed by the South Falls, according to the Grand Dame. Offensively, the South Fallsian team is trying to become more retreatist here, and focus more on stopping the Mapletish offense.
The new 4-5-1 formation is designed, according to Varrbarrov, to be one that combines defense with one striker that is able to kick, whenever they get a chance. They’re trying disallow the type of destruction that their defense took at the hands of Savojarna and Cassadaigua. The formation has not been used by any team at this tournament, and may be a shock to teams with more forwards. Criticism from fans, sports writers, and ordinary people that their 4-3-3 “total soccer” formation is outdated has almost mandated that they change. They’re also replacing F. Dan Orraliev with the already carded Barry Rios, because of his poor performance in the last two games.
The shoring up of the South Fallsian defense is required if they are to beat Mapletish by the 13-18 goals needed to advance from group stage. Their poor defense in prior games has been one of the main reasons for both of their quite humiliating defeats. Another substitution on the defensive end is Carrie Page, a former starting center-right back. She will be replacing Likerski Bi’n’oon’i in the massively important role.
More changes are to come at midfield. Paula Randzott is to replace the short Tanya Bennett, whos temper cost them a penalty kick against Cassadaigua. The offensive midfield is to remain the same, with Georges De Ramos and Bradi Deptona remaining as “forward midfielders”. Dervish is to remain as striker, even with his poor performance last game. The South Fallsian team is also trying to rein in the discipline, trying to stop the rampant punching, kicking, and other infractions that carded and ‘redded’ the South Fallsian team in the last two games.
In other news, manager Leon de Zaretsky, leading the team since January, has announcing his retirement. This most likely stems from the poor performance of his team. The team will then be solely managed by “The Grand Dame Larenni”. There are rumors that he was truly fired from the team, but he says once the cycle of these games are over, he will be retiring from the sport.