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SPON QUSMA


Welcome to Spon Qusma, the home of sport in Qusmo.

Below, you can find reports on everything going on throughout Qusmo, with special focus on association football.



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Here is a record of Qusma football across all major domestic & international club football events.

Qavaxy Puga Qusmyra

  1. KF Qastyr
    81 points
Qavaxy Puka Zala

  1. KF Poldanz
    Poldanz 2–0 Niom
Qavaxy Puka Zama

  1. KF Qastyr
    Qastyr 2–1 Koflir
UICA Champions’ Cup Record

  1. KF Qastyr - First Preliminary Round
    (QUS) Qastyr 2–3 Stórrgarðrsveit (HFD) 1–2 & 1–1
UICA Globe Cup Record

  1. KF Qastyr - Playoff Round
    (QUS) Qastyr 5–3 Corinthian Spirits (STB) 3–0 & 2–3
    (VIL) Yeaddin Owls 1–4 Qastyr (QUS) 1–2 & 0–2
    (QUS) Qastyr 2–2 a Rozelle (BRE) 2–2 & 0–0


    KF Poldanz - Third Preliminary Round
    (QUS) Poldanz a 3–3 Vinte de Setembro (SBE) 2–0 & 1–3
    (VLD) Slateport Bulls 2–1 Poldanz (QUS) 1–0 & 1–1


    KF Atlant - First Preliminary Round
    (PAS) Stein-los Turkish 4–2 Atlant (QUS) 1–1 & 3–1

    KF Trew - First Preliminary Round
    (ETN) Birdingstone United 4–1 Trew (QUS) 0–0 & 4–1
UICA Series B Champions’ Cup Record

  1. KF Dynynon - Third Preliminary Round
    (QUS) Dynynon 1–7 Nassau Bay United (NGD) 1–2 & 0–5

    KF Ixic - Second Preliminary Round
    (QUS) Ixic 3–2 Pontifucia United (EFL) 1–1 & 2–1
    (QUS) Ixic 3–3 a Mareseilles HC (CRY) 1–3 & 2–0


    KF Qalijan - First Preliminary Round
    (QUS) Qalijan 2–7 Humber Valley (MRC) 1–2 & 1–5
UICA Youth Cup Record

  1. Juzun Trewa - First Round (Youth Champions' Path)
    (EQS) Cloudsdale Flyers 3–2 Juzun Trewa (QUS) 2–1 & 1–1
Rushmori Copa de Campeones Record

  1. KF Qastyr - Preliminary Round
    (QUS) Qastyr 1–4 Union Rheinburg (PDN) 1-3 & 0-1
Cygnus Cup Winners’ Cup Record

  1. KF Poldanz - First Round
    (DAR) Rogerton Valladar CF 2-2 p Poldanz (QUS) 1-1 & 1-1 (0-3 pen)
    (QUS) Poldanz 0-7 Stein-los Turkish (PAS) 0-3 & 0-4
Vilitian Cove Invitational Cup Record

  1. KF Rejin - Preliminary Round
    (QUS) Rejin 2-3 Metropolon Lights (DRK) 1-3 & 1-0
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Welcome to Fuzpon Qusma. We are glad that you are interested in learning about how club football works in Qusma. The following should give you everything that we would anticipate you would need or be interested in about the structure of Qusma club football.

Association Football Leagues in Qusmo

There are five tiers of pugy fuzpona (football leagues) in Qusma, featuring 16 leagues of 20 clubs each. There are 320 officially sanctioned professional clubs in the Qusma football pyramid structure.

Qavaxuzj Bez (Tier I) is comprised entirely of Pug Qusmyra (the League of the Qusmyr).

Qavaxuzj Cez (Tier II) is comprised solely of Pug Qusma (the League of the Nation).

Qavaxuzj Dez (Tier III) is split into two leagues: Pug Qelama (the League of the Light) & Pug Qelamajza (the League of the Sun).

Qavaxuzj Fez (Tier IV) is broken down further into four leagues: Pug Fedala (the League of the Prairie), Pug Refora (the League of the Forest), Pug Serana (the League of the Sea), & Pug Tumata (the League of the Mountain).

Qavaxuzj Gez (Tier V) is the lowest tier of professional football in Qusmo, & it features eight leagues: Pug Neqxeqa, Pug Neqyeqa, Pug Xeqyeqa, Pug Zeqyeqa, Pug Zeqxeqa, Pug Zeqveqa, Pug Xeqveqa, & Pug Neqveqa (the Leagues of the North, Northeast, East, Southeast, South, Southwest, West, & Northwest, respectively).

Promotion & Relegation in Qusma Football

Of course, the Qusma football pyramid operates on a promotion-relegation system.

The last three finishers in Pug Qusmyra of Qavaxuzj Bez will be relegated to Qavaxuzj Cez.

The champion & runner-up of Pug Qusma of Qavaxuzj Cez will be promoted to Pug Qusmyra of Qavaxuzj Bez, as will the winner of a Puk Buvanorata (promotion playoff) contested by the third through sixth-placed finishers. The last three finishers in Pug Qusma will be relegated to Qavaxuzj Dez.

The champion of each league of Qavaxuzj Dez will be promoted to Qavaxuzj Cez, as will the winner of a Puk Buvanorata contested by the second through fifth-placed finishers of each league. The last three finishers in Qavaxuzj Dez will be relegated to Qavaxuzj Fez.

The champion of each league of Qavaxuzj Fez will be promoted to Qavaxuzj Dez, as will the winner of a Puk Buvanorata contested by the second through fifth-placed finishers of each league. The last three finishers in Qavaxuzj Fez will be relegated to Qavaxuzj Gez.

The champion of each league of Qavaxuzj Gez will be promoted to Qavaxuzj Fez, as will the winner of a Puk Buvanorata contested by the second through fifth-placed finishers of each league. There is no relegation from Qavaxuzj Gez to the amateur leagues.

Qusma Football Cup Competitions

In addition to league competitions, there are two cup competitions for professional football clubs in Qusmo & one cup competition for youth football academies. All are single-leg & single-elimination.

The most prestigious cup is Puk Zala (the Grand Cup). This features all 320 professional kypiny fuzpona (football clubs) in Qusmo. Tier V sides enter in Preliminary Round 1, Tier IV sides enter in Preliminary Round 2, Tier III sides enter in Preliminary Round 4, & Tier II sides enter in Preliminary Round 5. In addition, all Tier I sides that were promoted from Tier II in the previous ryrak (season) enter in Preliminary Round 5, as does the Tier I side that finished the previous season only one spot from relegation. After six preliminary rounds, the remainder of the Tier I sides enter in the Round of 32, and the competition has five rounds proper.

The other major senior cup to be had in Qusmo is Puk Zama (the Invitational Cup). This features 63 to 65 clubs on the basis of their previous season’s performance, including representatives from clubs which competed in all 16 Qusma leagues in the previous season. All teams which competed in Tier I the previous season will earn an invitation, as will all teams which competed in Tier II & were not relegated (or 17 teams). So, too, will all teams which were promoted from or competed in the Puk Buvanorata of their respective Tier III leagues (that is to say, the top five finishers), all teams which were promoted from their Tier IV leagues (that is to say, the champion & the Puk Buvanorata champion), & all Tier V league champions. This awards 63 entries into the competition. An additional entry will be extended to a defending Puk Zama &/or Puk Zala champion which has not earned a spot through their league. The competition typically sees six rounds. However, because of the uncertain nature of the number of invitations, small format adjustments may be made to accommodate different numbers of invitations. in the likely case that no extra invitations need to be awarded to the defending Puk Zama or Puk Zala champions, the defending Pug Qusmyra champion will enter the Puk Zala in the second round. In the unlikely event that one of these champions does not qualify through their league but the other does, all 64 entries will enter play in the first round. Finally, in the highly unlikely event that 65 invitations are issued, the defending Puk Zama & Puk Zala champions will play each other in a playoff for the 64th place in the first round proper.

The sole official award that can be won by a nonprofessional football club in Qusmo is Puk Juzuna (the Academy Cup). This cup is contested by the youth academies of all Pug Qusmyra clubs. In the event that any of the previous year’s Puk Juzuna semifinalists, runner-up, or champion no longer qualify through their parent club’s Pug Qusmyra affiliation, they will be extended an invitation to compete. The minimum number of Puk Juzuna competitors is 20, and the maximum is 24. Academies belonging to parent clubs which finished highest in the previous season of the Pug Qusmyra will be given preference to enter in the Round of 16. Depending on how many academies compete, this may mean that as many as all academies of the previous season’s top twelve Pug Qusmyra finishers will enter in the Round of 16, or that as few as only the academies of the previous season’s top eight Pug Qusmyra finishers will enter at that point.

Qusma Qualification to International Club Competitions

Qusma football clubs will be nominated by the national football governing body to compete in international competitions based on their performance that ryrak (season). The Qusma football schedule was established such that all international competitions will begin shortly after the Qusma domestic season ends, after a few weeks’ rest. The exact length of rest depends on the precise schedules of each of the various international club competitions. For recordkeeping & statistical purposes, international competitions are deemed to be a part of the season from which Qusma clubs qualified to those competitions from.

Qusmo is awarded a single entry in the UICA Champions’ Cup. This will be awarded to the Pug Qusmyra champion.

Qusmo is awarded three entries in the UICA Globe Cup. The first entry will be awarded to the Pug Qusmyra runner-up, the second entry will be awarded to the club which finished Pug Qusmyra in third place, & the final entry will be awarded to the club which finished Pug Qusmyra in fourth place.

Qusmo is awarded three entries in the UICA Series B Champions’ Cup. These will be awarded to all three Pug Qusma clubs which will be promoted to Pug Qusmyra. That means that the league champions, league runners-up, & Puk Buvanorata champions of Pug Qusma will be awarded Qusmo’s three UICA Series B Champions’ Cup entries.

Qusmo is awarded a single entry in the UICA Youth Cup. This will be awarded to the champion of Puk Juzuna.

Qusmo is awarded a single entry in the Rushmori Copa de Campeones. This will be awarded to the champion of Pug Qusmyra.

Qusmo is awarded a single entry in the Cygnus Cup Winners’ Cup. This will be awarded to the champion of Puk Zala.

Qusmo is awarded a single nomination in the Vilitian Cove Invitational Cup. This will be awarded to the champion of Puk Zama, unless this club has already received an invitation to another senior international club competition. In this case, this will be awarded to the Pug Qusmyra club which finished best in its league & has not yet received an invitation to another major senior international club competition.

Notes on Players, Squads, & Transfers

Each club may select 25 players for its squad, of which three must be goalkeepers, six must be attackers, & eight must be midfielders & defenders, respectively.

No player may play for two Qusma clubs in the same season. In the event that a player is released by a club, the club is responsible for fulfilling the entirety of the player’s salary for the remainder of the season. A Qusma club may release any of its players or sign players who belong to no club at any point during the season.

A Qusma club may not transfer a player to or from another other club except during the international transfer window. This window begins after all international club competitions of one season & ends before the beginning of the next Qusma domestic season. At this time, any transfers may be made, & squad limits do not apply. For the purposes of contract rules, this period is not considered a part of either the season preceding or following the transfer window.

A player that plays for a club may play for their club’s academy in officially sanctioned academy competitions if they are under the age of 20 at the beginning of the season.

No player may play in any officially sanctioned Qusma club competition or for any officially sanctioned Qusma club if they are not eligible to compete for the Qusma national football team.
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Notes on the Inaugural Season

For the first season of officially sanctioned Qusma football, clubs did not have a credible, fair, objective, & universally accepted basis to be judged upon & given initial league & cup invitations. Thus, the clubs were judged & given these invitations subjectively &, at times, randomly.

The league pyramid system awards entries on the basis of the previous season’s performance. Clubs were assigned to league tiers on the basis of their home city’s populations, & clubs were assigned to leagues within those tiers on the basis of geography, with an effort made to preserve intracity derbies between clubs of the same tier.

Puk Zama awards entries on the basis of the previous season’s performance. Clubs were randomly assigned to participate in the inaugural Puk Zama such that each league received as many representatives as it would normally be entitled to. In addition, an extra representative from Pug Qusma was selected to set the competition field at 64.

Puk Zala awards automatic places in the Round of 32 on the basis of the previous season’s performance. These were assigned to one club from each opolq (city) represented in the inaugural season of Pug Qusmyra, as well as both Pug Qusmyra clubs from the capital city of Qanz.

Puk Juzuna awards automatic places in the Round of 16 on the basis of the previous season’s performance. These were assigned to one academy from each of the twelve largest cities represented in the inaugural season of Pug Qusmyra, corresponding to the same parent clubs which earned an automatic place in the Round of 32 of the inaugural edition of Puk Zala.
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Welcome to the inaugural officially sanctioned season of organized football in Qusmo! We are proud to be able to show you the very best that this nation has to offer. 320 clubs will be battling it out this year, and 20 will compete for the ultimate crown: the right to be the first club to hoist Qavax Puga Qusmyra. Who will be the one? Before we find out, let’s take a look at every club in the mix.

KF Atlant

Opolq: Atlem
Stadium: Mastad Atlema
Colours: Dark Red & Black
Manager: Belaj-Cynav Ixi (57 y.o.)
Formation: 3 - 4 - 3
1 Xilit - Irtix Cuf ( 30 ) GK
2 Lucex - Ilinx Opu ( 30 ) CB
3 Jralv - Yamaj Mal ( 23 ) LB
4 Nirlo - Betva Uzo ( 24 ) RB
5 Jerat - Jonto Jan ( 21 ) DM
6 Mulpo - Irtix Zyn ( 33 ) LM
7 Fenaz - Alfan Eva ( 25 ) RM
8 Kresp - Matez Lec ( 27 ) AM
9 Ovolk - Ulutu Uzo ( 25 ) LW
10 Zaxac - Sylax Alt ( 21 ) RM
11 Ulutu - Raxat Can ( 32 ) ST
12 Yelto - Dwada Xyt ( 22 ) G
13 Frolt - Horon Can ( 25 ) D
14 Zenon - Ralox Lec ( 30 ) D
15 Elfon - Japil Waz ( 24 ) D
16 Alfan - Etern Tla ( 23 ) D
17 Elfon - Cralt Yet ( 28 ) D
18 Tlanx - Milor Eva ( 24 ) M
19 Xynat - Trenj Kal ( 29 ) M
20 Zylyz - Wanar Ulv ( 26 ) M
21 Fenaz - Ernat Bit ( 22 ) M
22 Drolx - Elfon Lox ( 25 ) A
23 Cinic - Kepex Jan ( 31 ) A
24 Culak - Xalan Pec ( 27 ) A
25 Vralx - Cralt Opu ( 26 ) G
Player to Watch: 2 Lucex-Ilinx Opu (30) CB
Lucex-Ilinx is a terror in the defense. With a physical, punishing style of play, they are no stranger to fouls or even cards, but they are also an extremely effective way to end any opposition attack. Lucex-Ilinx is in their prime, & their dominance is the reason defensive-minded manager Belaj-Cynav Ixi feels free to play with only three in his back line.

Description:
This club starts & ends with the play of the defense, & especially that of Lucex-Ilinx Opu. The starting left & right backs are fairly young & quick, but Lucex-Ilinx has acted as a mentor to his teammates & has had some success in giving Jralv-Yamaj & Nirlo-Betva a physical mindset. For everyone Lucex-Ilinx hasn’t reached, the manager has, giving this club a hard-nosed identity. The midfield & attacking lines are alright, but if Atlant wants to make it to UICA play - and they are capable of doing that - Lucex-Ilinx & the rest of the defense will have to carry them there.

Predicted Finish: 3rd


KF Atlark

Opolq: Atlem
Stadium: Mastad Atlema
Colours: Black & Red
Manager: Nenzi-Upuln Tla (54 y.o.)
Formation: 4 - 3 - 3
1 Tanar - Matez Eva ( 28 ) GK
2 Alfan - Harta Waz ( 23 ) CB
3 Jerat - Alfan Max ( 26 ) CB
4 Ulutu - Vlont Lec ( 27 ) LB
5 Karar - Jerat Ono ( 26 ) RB
6 Elfon - Tanar Xlo ( 23 ) LM
7 Zaxac - Blonz Kal ( 23 ) RM
8 Meron - Drolx Jyx ( 33 ) CM
9 Zenon - Fenaz Val ( 32 ) LW
10 Lynul - Dynom Kev ( 27 ) RW
11 Cynav - Eflat Vre ( 25 ) ST
12 Vlont - Xalan Yol ( 26 ) G
13 Lucex - Kepex Wyt ( 25 ) D
14 Cinic - Sylax Fen ( 23 ) D
15 Wyzal - Nalet Lec ( 23 ) D
16 Cralt - Zylyz Ard ( 19 ) D
17 Cunix - Nirlo Pec ( 22 ) M
18 Velyn - Dwada Sal ( 28 ) M
19 Forzu - Falax Lec ( 24 ) M
20 Otoln - Avarn Can ( 24 ) M
21 Lapij - Nenzi Nun ( 23 ) M
22 Evela - Lenpi Val ( 27 ) A
23 Eflat - Tylyr Viz ( 26 ) A
24 Velyn - Linot Eva ( 25 ) A
25 Savar - Gelan Miz ( 30 ) G
Player to Watch: 1 Tanar-Matez Eva (28) GK
In a club without any true individual stars, Tanar-Matez is an interesting player to watch. They are often hot & cold, & their performance can vary quite wildly between matches. At their peak, they can be a top-notch keeper; at their worst, they can be a true klutz. Several games might be decided based on how well Tanar-Matez feels that particular day.

Description:
Atlem will likely stay in Pug Qusmyra next season & might even have a shot at a mid-table finish, but life won’t be easy for them. Atlem clearly is playing the little brother to intracity rival KF Atlant, & that is not going to be fun. Nenzi-Upuln needs to consolidate Atlem’s position in Pug Qusmyra & then build the team up to a point at which they can compete with other clubs - especially Atlant.

Predicted Finish: 15th


KF Brel

Opolq: Bronne
Stadium: Mastad Bronna
Colours: Black & Yellow
Manager: Karar-Prant Eva (71 y.o.)
Formation: 3 - 4 - 3
1 Cralt - Nulzk Uka ( 27 ) GK
2 Milor - Nexev Lam ( 25 ) CB
3 Elfon - Kynda Kym ( 24 ) LB
4 Xilit - Raxat Ono ( 26 ) RB
5 Linot - Zorno Mal ( 27 ) DM
6 Otoln - Zaxac Mal ( 24 ) LM
7 Kynda - Intov Cuf ( 31 ) RM
8 Falax - Ilinx Jan ( 20 ) AM
9 Forzu - Frolt Jok ( 28 ) LW
10 Tlanx - Drolx Inu ( 28 ) RW
11 Dwada - Yelto Mal ( 29 ) ST
12 Elfon - Belaj Sal ( 20 ) G
13 Zorno - Oxolt Ixi ( 28 ) D
14 Frolt - Kresp Guv ( 26 ) D
15 Fenaz - Tylyr Yan ( 24 ) D
16 Urynt - Raxat Ono ( 28 ) D
17 Paliv - Evela Cov ( 25 ) D
18 Xilit - Ajark Ono ( 23 ) M
19 Sevet - Nirlo Jyx ( 30 ) M
20 Frolt - Evela Tla ( 26 ) M
21 Olorz - Prant Xyt ( 24 ) M
22 Ibilx - Cynav Ixi ( 25 ) A
23 Zilot - Vanza Opu ( 26 ) A
24 Matez - Otoln Aka ( 29 ) A
25 Ralox - Dynom Uka ( 23 ) G
Player to Watch: 8 Falax-Ilinx Jan (20) AM
One X factor in Brel’s hopes this year is the playmaking of Falax-Ilinx. Falax-Ilinx has enough talent to be a starter on a Pug Qusmyra squad at the age of only 20, so they have great potential to develop in the future; that said, Falax-Ilinx seems a bit raw now. Brel fans hope that will change over the course of the year.

Description:
With one of the oldest managers in Pug Qusmyra, Brel reflects a conservative, defensive-minded mindset to football. Brel shouldn’t worry about relegation this season & has hope for the future, with several key players having many years left to play, especially Falax-Ilinx. However, Brel fans will have to look forward to that optimistic future in what doesn’t seem like what will be a great year.

Predicted Finish: 14th


KF Estraj

Opolq: Estade
Stadium: Mastad Estada
Colours: Red & Yellow
Manager: Cralt-Nirlo Fox (43 y.o.)
Formation: 3 - 5 - 2
1 Brelk - Brelk Ixi ( 21 ) GK
2 Rilan - Forzu Miz ( 26 ) CB
3 Nirlo - Nirlo Val ( 28 ) LB
4 Ralox - Alfan Fen ( 22 ) RB
5 Nirlo - Matez Ono ( 31 ) DM
6 Ernat - Telew Vre ( 24 ) LM
7 Pertz - Horon Jan ( 23 ) RM
8 Milor - Yunal Pul ( 25 ) AM
9 Xynat - Vralx Roz ( 26 ) AM
10 Paliv - Xilit Max ( 23 ) SS
11 Denir - Mulpo Xer ( 26 ) ST
12 Prant - Prant Fox ( 28 ) G
13 Xilit - Xilit Xyt ( 29 ) D
14 Falax - Eflat Zyn ( 24 ) D
15 Vlont - Penac Bel ( 28 ) D
16 Sevet - Tlanx Inu ( 25 ) D
17 Vanza - Vlont Abe ( 23 ) D
18 Olorz - Vlont Max ( 25 ) M
19 Evela - Tlanx Bel ( 28 ) M
20 Harta - Nenzi Pan ( 27 ) M
21 Forzu - Irtix Ixi ( 25 ) A
22 Ovolk - Jonto Lec ( 25 ) A
23 Lapij - Jonto Fox ( 26 ) A
24 Kepex - Matez Abe ( 20 ) A
25 Japil - Alfan Abe ( 29 ) G
Player to Watch: 10 Paliv-Xilit Max (23) SS
Paliv-Xilit is not just a young player, but possibly Estraj’s best. They have pace, finesse, & stamina that help them go anywhere from the opposing goal to deep in their own midfield - which already has quite a few players manning it. If Estraj is going to have success, this year or in the future, it seems that it would be built around Paliv-Xilit.

Description:
Estraj is a club which would be happy with a mid-table finish. However, Estraj is a club which has a good shot of getting a mid-table finish. Estraj has adopted an attacking mentality, & the exploits of players like Milor-Yunal, Xynat-Vralx, Denir-Mulpo, & Paliv-Xilit will go a long way to determining whether they can achieve the goals they have laid out for this season.

Predicted Finish: 13th


KF Fryvvyn

Opolq: Frene
Stadium: Mastad Frena
Colours: Blue & Bright Green
Manager: Jralv-Nexev Gla (45 y.o.)
Formation: 3 - 4 - 3
1 Alfan - Sevet Pov ( 25 ) GK
2 Yivix - Elfon Uzo ( 29 ) CB
3 Tylyr - Eflat Eva ( 27 ) LB
4 Zenon - Ralox Uzo ( 27 ) RB
5 Cralt - Zorno Waz ( 27 ) DM
6 Axelv - Vlont Uka ( 25 ) LM
7 Vulav - Alfan Ixi ( 27 ) RM
8 Frolt - Kynda Erv ( 26 ) AM
9 Slokt - Xalan Tla ( 20 ) LW
10 Cunix - Vanza Xyt ( 21 ) RM
11 Gerol - Elfon Hal ( 28 ) ST
12 Kepex - Jerat Tla ( 22 ) G
13 Denir - Kresp Kev ( 28 ) D
14 Xilit - Jonto Met ( 30 ) D
15 Evela - Falax Jok ( 30 ) D
16 Dynom - Pilta Lec ( 27 ) D
17 Balax - Yamaj Tla ( 26 ) D
18 Wanar - Ulutu Fox ( 26 ) M
19 Ralox - Ukulx Wyt ( 28 ) M
20 Ibilx - Axelv Tla ( 20 ) M
21 Zorno - Xeral Viz ( 32 ) M
22 Lenpi - Dalox Zev ( 27 ) A
23 Kynda - Karar Kal ( 22 ) A
24 Yamaj - Harta Val ( 28 ) A
25 Irtix - Forzu Ono ( 30 ) G
Player to Watch: 9 Slokt-Xalan Tla (20) LW
Slokt-Xalan is an interesting prospect. One of the quickest left wings in Pug Qusmyra, they have a lot of potential to get around opposing defenses & make plays. However, they may have to make a lot of those plays themself.

Description:
Fryvvyn is a side which is merely hoping to stay up this season. Their status in the top flight is far from secure, & a lot of that has to do with the poor squad they have put together around Slokt-Xalan. The manager will likely take a lot of credit if things go well, but if things go south - & they certainly could in a hurry, despite the presence of their left wing forward - Jralv-Nexev will likely take most of the blame.

Predicted Finish: 16th


KF Koflir

Opolq: Kolle
Stadium: Mastad Kolla
Colours: Green & White
Manager: Harta-Yunal Den (72 y.o.)
Formation: 4 - 3 - 3
1 Pilta - Jerat Zev ( 31 ) GK
2 Yelto - Alfan Ono ( 24 ) CB
3 Zenon - Gerol Kal ( 23 ) CB
4 Yoltz - Tlanx Sal ( 24 ) LB
5 Sevet - Zorno Val ( 29 ) RB
6 Kynda - Sevet Pec ( 19 ) LM
7 Urynt - Trenj Val ( 31 ) RM
8 Milor - Elfon Xyt ( 31 ) CM
9 Ucyxi - Linot Can ( 27 ) LW
10 Pilta - Jonto Rel ( 27 ) RW
11 Gelan - Yivix Eva ( 27 ) ST
12 Ajark - Elfon Uzo ( 31 ) G
13 Cynav - Axelv Siv ( 25 ) D
14 Gavax - Cynav Roz ( 23 ) D
15 Jerat - Mulpo Uzo ( 27 ) D
16 Belaj - Lenpi Mal ( 29 ) D
17 Horon - Avarn Jok ( 29 ) M
18 Kresp - Grilt Ixi ( 25 ) M
19 Ilinx - Kresp Opu ( 33 ) M
20 Ernat - Zorno Fox ( 23 ) M
21 Cinic - Hirom Abe ( 32 ) M
22 Helek - Blonz Ban ( 22 ) A
23 Alfan - Ucyxi Uzo ( 28 ) A
24 Wulat - Alfan Lec ( 24 ) A
25 Upuln - Harta Ezi ( 24 ) G
Player to Watch: 6 Kynda-Sevet Pec (19) LM
Kynda-Sevet will be a very interesting player to keep tabs on throughout the course of the season. They are lightning-quick, but they are also quite slight, & they are vulnerable to a physical challenge. Kynda-Sevet needs to work on their dribbling & must make better decisions on the pitch, but there is a reason they are starting for this good Pug Qusmyra side.

Description:
A lot of the attention will surely be heaped on Kynda-Sevet - & for good reason, as only one other Pug Qusmyra player on a first-choice Starting XI is younger - but this club is good because everyone plays well. Koflir hopes to start off strong & build off of Kynda-Sevet in the years to come. They might be able to flirt with UICA spots, but they’ll likely be able to mount serious challenges only later.

Predicted Finish: 8th


KF Kozon

Opolq: Kolle
Stadium: Mastad Kolla
Colours: Orange & Red
Manager: Jonto-Alfan Xyt (47 y.o.)
Formation: 3 - 4 - 3
1 Lucex - Intov Ixi ( 26 ) GK
2 Intov - Cynav Won ( 30 ) CB
3 Elfon - Prant Viz ( 25 ) LB
4 Dynom - Intov Dar ( 26 ) RB
5 Rilan - Kresp Jan ( 27 ) DM
6 Ibilx - Elfon Zyn ( 28 ) LM
7 Grilt - Intov Tok ( 28 ) RM
8 Rynyr - Pilta Jan ( 26 ) AM
9 Dynom - Cunix Ezi ( 24 ) LW
10 Jonto - Avarn Jan ( 29 ) RM
11 Tylyr - Xalan Hus ( 28 ) ST
12 Cynav - Oxolt Ixi ( 24 ) G
13 Yivix - Konda Xlo ( 26 ) D
14 Betva - Prant Ono ( 26 ) D
15 Matez - Vlont Dar ( 28 ) D
16 Cynav - Falax Sal ( 28 ) D
17 Ukulx - Irtix Ban ( 24 ) D
18 Hynym - Forzu Lec ( 20 ) M
19 Ilinx - Wanar Cuf ( 31 ) M
20 Zenon - Linot Roz ( 30 ) M
21 Wyzal - Cralt Faz ( 25 ) M
22 Gerol - Belaj Eva ( 26 ) A
23 Pilta - Betva Dar ( 22 ) A
24 Karar - Wulat Uzo ( 22 ) A
25 Fenaz - Eflat Tla ( 23 ) G
Player to Watch: 4 Dynom-Intov Dar (26) RB
Dynom-Intov is not our Player to Watch because he’s Kozon’s best; in fact, there’s a chance he might be the worst out of the Starting XI. Dynom-Intov is the Achilles heel of this team, & many clubs will likely exploit Kozon through his flank. That said, Dynom-Intov probably is the best option Kozon has at the position. It will be interesting to see if Jonto-Alfan will stick by their player or try other options.

Description:
Kozon had high hopes early in the offseason, but as the year went on & major signings went to other clubs, Jonto-Alfan & the rest of the fan base slowly began to realize that they would be the odd club out. They don’t really have any great players, especially on the back end. Jonto-Alfan has opted to put his best players on the field at all times - hence why the defense is so few in numbers - but Kozon’s best isn’t Pug Qusmyra’s best. Kozon will be hoping to get another shot at an offseason in Pug Qusmyra, but will they?

Predicted Finish: 18th


KF Lilnim

Opolq: Lillin
Stadium: Mastad Lillina
Colours: Green & Silver
Manager: Winad-Lenpi Xlo (50 y.o.)
Formation: 5 - 3 - 2
1 Vralx - Xilit Lec ( 25 ) GK
2 Yelto - Wulat Jan ( 25 ) CB
3 Xilit - Stomz Uzo ( 28 ) CB
4 Izilv - Stomz Pul ( 27 ) CB
5 Xilit - Xilit Waz ( 23 ) LB
6 Evela - Yoltz Gor ( 26 ) RB
7 Hirom - Wyzal Abe ( 28 ) LM
8 Ucyxi - Jonto Sal ( 29 ) RM
9 Forzu - Nirlo Uzo ( 27 ) CM
10 Nexev - Lucex Zev ( 22 ) SS
11 Wanar - Brelk Pec ( 25 ) ST
12 Jonto - Nirlo Ezi ( 21 ) G
13 Belaj - Xalan Roz ( 22 ) D
14 Rilan - Denir Tla ( 19 ) D
15 Zenon - Fenaz Uzo ( 22 ) D
16 Alfan - Winad Kal ( 26 ) M
17 Helek - Vlont Bux ( 25 ) M
18 Falax - Lucex Abe ( 29 ) M
19 Prant - Trenj Bel ( 22 ) M
20 Betva - Nenzi Can ( 25 ) M
21 Nenzi - Gerol Ban ( 23 ) A
22 Lucex - Julad Won ( 29 ) A
23 Stomz - Pilta Val ( 24 ) A
24 Otoln - Yamaj Ezi ( 29 ) A
25 Zorno - Elfon Uzo ( 20 ) G
Player to Watch: 5 Xilit-Xilit Waz (23) LB
Yes, due to traditional Qusma naming customs, this player’s family name is Xilit-Xilit. But that’s not why they are our Player to Watch. Well, that’s not the whole reason why they’re our Player to Watch. Xilit-Xilit is a player that is prone to streakiness; either they feel hot or they feel cold, & they can feel that way for weeks or even a couple months on end. It really makes you wonder which player is going to step out onto the pitch each day: Xilit or Xilit.

Description:
Winad-Lenpi is a thoroughly defensive-minded manager, & that focus has been transmitted to his team. Lilnim looks to be the only club in Pug Qusmyra to employ five players in defense in their first choice starting XI. However, Lilnim is not parking the bus just so that it can limit the damage done to it. Lilnim is a solidly mid-table team, & hopes to be the one to give others some damage with watertight defense.

Predicted Finish: 12th


KF Mostew

Opolq: Montridor
Stadium: Mastad Montridora
Colours: Dark Blue & Silver
Manager: Zenon-Sevet Yol (45 y.o.)
Formation: 4 - 3 - 3
1 Alfan - Etern Jan ( 32 ) GK
2 Ukulx - Yivix Waz ( 27 ) CB
3 Pilta - Hirom Nal ( 27 ) CB
4 Julad - Kepex Tok ( 32 ) LB
5 Cynav - Frolt Roz ( 27 ) RB
6 Dwada - Kynda Zir ( 27 ) LM
7 Lenpi - Vanza Sal ( 25 ) RM
8 Lucex - Falax Cuf ( 22 ) CM
9 Lenpi - Hirom Kev ( 26 ) LW
10 Olorz - Alfan Ono ( 26 ) RW
11 Telew - Zenon Jan ( 23 ) ST
12 Dwada - Jerat Bux ( 28 ) G
13 Xelez - Jralv Cuf ( 30 ) D
14 Xalan - Helek Ixi ( 23 ) D
15 Intov - Savar Tla ( 31 ) D
16 Xilit - Lenpi Pan ( 28 ) D
17 Nirlo - Xilit Iza ( 26 ) M
18 Ukulx - Ucyxi Uzo ( 22 ) M
19 Velyn - Ralox Ixi ( 28 ) M
20 Nirlo - Stomz Div ( 22 ) M
21 Evela - Lucex Mal ( 29 ) M
22 Intov - Avarn Mal ( 29 ) A
23 Nalet - Otoln Yan ( 27 ) A
24 Kepex - Dynom Max ( 27 ) A
25 Jonto - Ovolk Jan ( 23 ) G
Player to Watch: 4 Julad-Kepex Tok (32) LB
Simply put, Julad-Kepex should not be playing in a first choice XI for a Pug Qusmyra side. They have feet of lead, & that is simply unacceptable for a fullback. Time after time, Julad-Kepex will be beat by the defense this season. Will they still be playing in the first choice XI by the end of the season?

Description:
One team has to finish last. It seems as though Mostew could very well be that team. Mostew has no good players, as highlighted by the fact that they have to put a product like Julad-Kepex out on the pitch. Fans are bracing for a long & difficult season ahead & are merely hoping that Mastad Mostewa will play host to Pug Qusmyra football next year.

Predicted Finish: 20th


KF Niom

Opolq: Nire
Stadium: Mastad Nira
Colours: Black & Silver
Manager: Vulav-Wanar Tla (49 y.o.)
Formation: 4 - 4 - 2
1 Culak - Pilta Rax ( 26 ) GK
2 Raxat - Trenj Val ( 26 ) CB
3 Cunix - Betva Tla ( 27 ) CB
4 Nirlo - Ralox Tla ( 28 ) LB
5 Sylax - Mulpo Saf ( 22 ) RB
6 Wanar - Evela Cuf ( 26 ) DM
7 Mulpo - Kresp Orz ( 27 ) LM
8 Lenpi - Stomz Orz ( 27 ) RM
9 Izilv - Xalan Abe ( 24 ) AM
10 Betva - Dwada Roz ( 23 ) SS
11 Elfon - Prant Kym ( 25 ) ST
12 Xeral - Zilot Ixi ( 28 ) G
13 Nirlo - Ibilx Waz ( 28 ) D
14 Nexev - Intov Den ( 26 ) D
15 Lapij - Ozolx Waz ( 25 ) D
16 Zorno - Avarn Jok ( 25 ) D
17 Rilan - Penac Uzo ( 26 ) M
18 Ovolk - Ulutu Abe ( 28 ) M
19 Yunal - Xynat Sal ( 27 ) M
20 Ernat - Ulutu Orz ( 29 ) M
21 Relaf - Yunal Eva ( 25 ) A
22 Ozolx - Alfan Jan ( 24 ) A
23 Elfon - Betva Zev ( 21 ) A
24 Lucex - Vlont Lec ( 24 ) A
25 Wanar - Ralox Mal ( 30 ) G
Player to Watch: 3 Cunix-Betva Tla (27) CB
Cunix-Betva has the technical & physical qualities needed to succeed in Pug Qusmyra. They are not overly aggressive, but they are tough to get around. They will be the anchor of the defense & have already gotten a lot of respect around the league for their tough but fair play.

Description:
Niom fans have something to be excited about this season. It looks as though they’ll have a great one. Niom will expect to end the year somewhere around the UICA Globe Cup places, but it would be a major challenge to actually qualify. However, anchored by a strong defense & complemented by a good attack, Niom will be a tough team for nearly any Pug Qusmyra squad to play.

Predicted Finish: 6th


KF Poldanz

Opolq: Polan
Stadium: Mastad Polona
Colours: Red & White
Manager: Vralx-Ucyxi Lec (57 y.o.)
Formation: 3 - 4 - 3
1 Prant - Telew Wek ( 26 ) GK
2 Yamaj - Gilir Sal ( 25 ) CB
3 Karar - Nirlo Hus ( 24 ) LB
4 Helek - Alfan Ivo ( 28 ) RB
5 Yunal - Julad Waz ( 25 ) DM
6 Elfon - Pertz Pec ( 26 ) LM
7 Lynul - Gavax Viz ( 34 ) RM
8 Ilinx - Vulav Ixi ( 25 ) AM
9 Dynom - Sevet Zev ( 29 ) LW
10 Jralv - Nexev Pec ( 25 ) RM
11 Xilit - Zaxac Yol ( 23 ) ST
12 Slokt - Lapij Uzo ( 28 ) G
13 Nenzi - Kresp Ulv ( 25 ) D
14 Cinic - Elfon Hal ( 25 ) D
15 Horon - Lenpi Waz ( 25 ) D
16 Gelan - Ajark Erv ( 21 ) D
17 Frolt - Dynom Hal ( 29 ) D
18 Belaj - Betva Mal ( 22 ) M
19 Xilit - Vanza Jan ( 21 ) M
20 Ralox - Cinic Uka ( 26 ) M
21 Xalan - Elfon Lec ( 31 ) M
22 Kepex - Xalan Xyt ( 27 ) A
23 Sevet - Blonz Yol ( 25 ) A
24 Cinic - Forzu Uzo ( 26 ) A
25 Slokt - Jonto Tla ( 26 ) G
Player to Watch: 11 Xilit-Zaxac Yol (23) ST
Xilit-Zaxac is one of the best strikers Qusmo has. They have a talent for knowing the composition of the opposing defense & how to beat it. They also have the feet you need to do just that. The manager & the fans know that they have a special talent plying their trade in Polan, & their stardom will be vaulted by the position they play & the team they play for.

Description:
Poldanz wants trophies. They have a fantastic squad from top to bottom, & so much attention is focussed on Xilit-Zaxac that the phenomenal, seemingly ageless play of Lynul-Gavax in right midfield goes almost unnoticed. That’s the recipe for a great season, & it looks like they’ll have one. The main question for Poldanz, it seems, is whether they will be playing in the UICA Globe Cup or the UICA Champions’ Cup at the end of this season.

Predicted Finish: 2nd


KF Poljak

Opolq: Polan
Stadium: Mastad Polana
Colours: Silver & Red
Manager: Lenpi-Gerol Fox (44 y.o.)
Formation: 4 - 4 - 2
1 Jralv - Vlont Abe ( 27 ) GK
2 Savar - Denir Tez ( 29 ) CB
3 Xilit - Milor Cuf ( 24 ) CB
4 Oxolt - Vanza Fox ( 25 ) LB
5 Ernat - Frolt Cuf ( 26 ) RB
6 Oxolt - Axelv Lec ( 27 ) DM
7 Alfan - Intov Zka ( 29 ) LM
8 Velyn - Vlont Nev ( 23 ) RM
9 Hynym - Gelan Zyn ( 30 ) AM
10 Nexev - Yoltz Tla ( 30 ) SS
11 Kresp - Falax Zka ( 22 ) ST
12 Gerol - Trenj Faz ( 27 ) G
13 Fenaz - Alfan Uzo ( 21 ) D
14 Prant - Konda Abe ( 24 ) D
15 Flonz - Vlont Ixi ( 21 ) D
16 Jerat - Meron Lec ( 28 ) D
17 Pertz - Raxat Zev ( 27 ) M
18 Lynul - Ralox Zev ( 25 ) M
19 Yivix - Xeral Gor ( 24 ) M
20 Ajark - Japil Jan ( 19 ) M
21 Lucex - Gelan Fox ( 22 ) A
22 Harta - Raxat Tla ( 29 ) A
23 Vanza - Sevet Ixi ( 27 ) A
24 Nirlo - Trenj Uzo ( 30 ) A
25 Pertz - Konda Mal ( 27 ) G
Player to Watch: 9 Hynym-Gelan Zyn (30) AM
Hynym-Gelan is a good player, & they know how to lead an attack. They are a proficient & patient passer who waits for the play to develop in front of them. Their age seems to be just starting to creep up on them, though, so they are hoping that their next few seasons will be good before they have to bow out.

Description:
Poljak is a decent team, & they should land midtable. However, they just don’t have the starpower of their intracity rivals, & they lack the top-to-bottom talent of the KF Poldanz roster as a whole. That will mean that Poljak will not garner nearly as much attention as the other club in Polan, but they should feel confident about their ability to play with most other teams in Pug Qusmyra.

Predicted Finish: 11th


KF Qastyr

Opolq: Qanz
Stadium: Mastad Qanza
Colours: Gold & Dark Red
Manager: Tlanx-Nulzk Hal (55 y.o.)
Formation: 4 - 3 - 3
1 Vanza - Jerat Gep ( 26 ) GK
2 Kresp - Cinic Jan ( 24 ) CB
3 Elfon - Wanar Saf ( 26 ) CB
4 Kynda - Milor Wek ( 27 ) LB
5 Olorz - Xalan Inu ( 26 ) RB
6 Avarn - Avarn Val ( 23 ) LM
7 Forzu - Ralox Kal ( 25 ) RM
8 Ilinx - Kepex Zev ( 31 ) CM
9 Rilan - Belaj Tar ( 28 ) LW
10 Zenon - Grilt Ono ( 29 ) RW
11 Prant - Pertz Gor ( 25 ) ST
12 Nirlo - Ibilx Xlo ( 26 ) G
13 Matez - Izilv Jan ( 28 ) D
14 Penac - Cinic Uka ( 25 ) D
15 Ibilx - Milor Zev ( 25 ) D
16 Cralt - Vlont Eva ( 27 ) D
17 Wanar - Grilt Xlo ( 25 ) M
18 Prant - Belaj Jan ( 28 ) M
19 Nenzi - Jonto Kev ( 21 ) M
20 Kynda - Lucex Roz ( 34 ) M
21 Lucex - Zenon Abe ( 31 ) M
22 Tlanx - Relaf Ulv ( 23 ) A
23 Ilinx - Fenaz Lec ( 29 ) A
24 Yelto - Ucyxi Hox ( 29 ) A
25 Matez - Dwada Roz ( 27 ) G
Player to Watch: 8 Ilinx-Kepex Zev (31) CM
Ilinx-Kepex is a goal-to-goal player, unafraid of doubling back to their own box to make a tackle, nor of advancing forward to test the opposing keeper. They are the beating heart & soul of this club, & they elevate the play of the rest of their squad with their own passionate, fearless, tireless, & superb performances.

Description:
Anything but Qavax Pug Qusmyra this season will be seen as a disappointment in Qanz. Qastyr has both the starpower & the depth to make a tear through Pug Qusmyra. Few clubs stand in a position even to challenge the titans of the capital city, & Qastyr hopes that this season will be the beginning of a true dynasty. A place in the UICA Champions’ Cup is not certain, by any means, but it looks tantalizingly in sight.

Predicted Finish: 1st


KF Qasym

Opolq: Qanz
Stadium: Mastad Qanza
Colours: Dark Red & Gold
Manager: Tlanx-Avarn Hox (63 y.o.)
Formation: 3 - 4 - 3
1 Sylax - Japil Jan ( 27 ) GK
2 Betva - Zenon Rax ( 23 ) CB
3 Nirlo - Dwada Mal ( 23 ) LB
4 Kepex - Zaxac Jan ( 24 ) RB
5 Tlanx - Gilir Pul ( 25 ) DM
6 Yelto - Jonto Den ( 28 ) LM
7 Lenpi - Ulutu Mal ( 27 ) RM
8 Dalox - Lenpi Mal ( 20 ) AM
9 Gerol - Wanar Kev ( 28 ) LW
10 Xelez - Jonto Tla ( 25 ) RM
11 Frolt - Zilot Tla ( 21 ) ST
12 Xalan - Cinic Gep ( 30 ) G
13 Evela - Otoln Sal ( 25 ) D
14 Jonto - Falax Tar ( 23 ) D
15 Oxolt - Wanar Nal ( 29 ) D
16 Brelk - Lucex Jan ( 30 ) D
17 Dalox - Elfon Fri ( 27 ) D
18 Paliv - Zorno Uzo ( 31 ) M
19 Irtix - Oxolt Ono ( 27 ) M
20 Vlont - Irtix Lam ( 28 ) M
21 Ucyxi - Wanar Cuf ( 24 ) M
22 Ozolx - Cralt Abe ( 28 ) A
23 Vanza - Lenpi Can ( 26 ) A
24 Zorno - Grilt Den ( 24 ) A
25 Trenj - Winad Viz ( 28 ) G
Player to Watch: 8 Dalox-Lenpi Mal (20) AM
Dalox-Lenpi seems to be a part of the Qasym starting XI as much for future seasons as this one. Tlanx-Avarn wants their club to prioritize the development of young players who could play for many seasons, & Dalox-Lenpi is both the youngest member of the club & an example of a player that is being played to gain experience for the future.

Description:
Tlanx-Avarn knows that Qasym is likely going to be playing second fiddle within Qanz for quite a while, so they have decided to prioritize getting better for future seasons rather than trying to compete now. Tlanx-Avarn does not really see much difference between 8th & 13th - they are both far from UICA spots or from relegation. The manager has crafted this team, then, to be mid-table this season & continue to improve in the years following - & maybe even eventually rival the likes of KF Qastyr.

Predicted Finish: 10th


KF Rejin

Opolq: Regel
Stadium: Mastad Regela
Colours: Dark Purple & Gold
Manager: Jonto-Kresp Waz (49 y.o.)
Formation: 3 - 4 - 3
1 Xilit - Evela Jan ( 24 ) GK
2 Ulutu - Cunix Tar ( 23 ) CB
3 Kepex - Elfon Abe ( 24 ) LB
4 Zorno - Relaf Bel ( 24 ) RB
5 Dwada - Dalox Wek ( 20 ) DM
6 Jonto - Meron Bel ( 28 ) LM
7 Yivix - Ucyxi Cuf ( 31 ) RM
8 Xilit - Belaj Cuf ( 24 ) AM
9 Ozolx - Mazur Guv ( 27 ) LW
10 Urynt - Sevet Abe ( 26 ) RW
11 Forzu - Olorz Ard ( 23 ) ST
12 Ilinx - Yelto Ard ( 28 ) G
13 Yivix - Helek Eva ( 23 ) D
14 Vlont - Wanar Jok ( 23 ) D
15 Zenon - Xelez Xlo ( 27 ) D
16 Cinic - Avarn Hir ( 28 ) D
17 Yelto - Meron Guv ( 26 ) D
18 Mazur - Brelk Ixi ( 30 ) M
19 Tlanx - Cynav Can ( 25 ) M
20 Xilit - Vulav Eva ( 27 ) M
21 Telew - Zilot Zev ( 24 ) M
22 Winad - Zorno Nal ( 27 ) A
23 Wanar - Kresp Len ( 27 ) A
24 Cynav - Xynat Ivo ( 27 ) A
25 Nexev - Tlanx Eva ( 27 ) G
Player to Watch: 9 Ozolx-Mazur Guv (27) LW
Ozolx-Mazur is a player that can run with the best of them. They have more stamina than pure speed, so their effect is more pronounced late, when the opposition is more tired; that said, they are pretty quick from the first minute, too. If Rejin needs a late goal to snatch a point or three, they will likely look to Ozolx-Mazur, who can use their legs to open up the defense for a pass or take a shot themself.

Description:
One of the most interesting storylines for this season seems to be whether Rejin can come out ahead of KF Trew. Pundits generally agree on a top three for this season, but they are quite evenly split on who might earn the last UICA Globe Cup spot. Rejin hopes that their counterattacking tactics can elevate them to an invitation to play abroad.

Predicted Finish: 4th


KF Trew

Opolq: Tracam
Stadium: Mastad Tracama
Colours: Blue & Black
Manager: Forzu-Denir Ono (47 y.o.)
Formation: 3 - 4 - 3
1 Otoln - Ulutu Nev ( 27 ) GK
2 Dwada - Intov Xer ( 26 ) CB
3 Zenon - Otoln Saf ( 26 ) LB
4 Nexev - Elfon Cel ( 27 ) RB
5 Avarn - Forzu Tla ( 26 ) DM
6 Prant - Kresp Ban ( 28 ) LM
7 Ilinx - Ibilx Tla ( 28 ) RM
8 Gavax - Nenzi Abe ( 23 ) AM
9 Belaj - Kresp Abe ( 22 ) LW
10 Upuln - Cralt Guv ( 21 ) RW
11 Rilan - Jerat Nev ( 18 ) ST
12 Ibilx - Xilit Lec ( 25 ) G
13 Hynym - Xilit Uzo ( 26 ) D
14 Stomz - Xynat Nal ( 29 ) D
15 Zilot - Trenj Miz ( 18 ) D
16 Lynul - Savar Mal ( 29 ) D
17 Ajark - Lucex Tez ( 26 ) D
18 Jerat - Yoltz Xlo ( 27 ) M
19 Axelv - Wanar Opu ( 32 ) M
20 Dynom - Ucyxi Bel ( 26 ) M
21 Fenaz - Wanar Gor ( 27 ) M
22 Matez - Forzu Guv ( 27 ) A
23 Nalet - Slokt Lec ( 25 ) A
24 Olorz - Azeld Ixi ( 27 ) A
25 Elfon - Nirlo Inu ( 24 ) G
Player to Watch: 11 Rilan-Jerat Nev (18) ST
For Trew fans, Rilan-Jerat will likely be the most exciting player in the league. Rilan-Jerat already has the distinction of being one of only three eighteen-year-olds in Pug Qusmyra (& one of two on Trew’s roster), & the only one to be on a first-choice Starting XI. With lightning quickness & an uncanny knack for goal, pundits are hailing him as a future star of the Qusma national team. Trew fans will likely argue that he could be a national team star now - and they have a good argument.

Description:
This club is defined by their focus on attack & their focus on youth in attack. Three young forwards are aided by an attacking midfielder who isn’t too old, either; the average age of the four is only 21. The team, of course, is led by the electric play of Rilan-Jerat, & there is a good chance that Rilan-Jerat could lead them all the way to the UICA Globe Cup. And if this team is this good now, fans will salivate to think of their potential five years down the road.

Predicted Finish: 5th


KF Trosoc

Opolq: Tracam
Stadium: Mastad Tracama
Colours: Yellow & Black
Manager: Lynul-Zorno Dar (53 y.o.)
Formation: 4 - 3 - 3
1 Xynat - Evela Cuf ( 26 ) GK
2 Oxolt - Hynym Kev ( 29 ) CB
3 Intov - Rynyr Ump ( 28 ) CB
4 Dwada - Lenpi Ivo ( 25 ) LB
5 Hirom - Vanza Roz ( 29 ) RB
6 Lenpi - Yelto Hox ( 30 ) LM
7 Ovolk - Cralt Wek ( 27 ) RM
8 Velyn - Horon Wek ( 22 ) CM
9 Dwada - Intov Tez ( 24 ) LW
10 Jerat - Yunal Saf ( 24 ) RW
11 Intov - Ozolx Eva ( 27 ) ST
12 Blonz - Karar Pec ( 25 ) G
13 Vanza - Rilan Uzo ( 27 ) D
14 Ernat - Vralx Max ( 31 ) D
15 Betva - Tanar Jan ( 24 ) D
16 Cynav - Rynyr Viz ( 23 ) D
17 Zorno - Lynul Eva ( 27 ) M
18 Trenj - Vulav Zev ( 25 ) M
19 Nirlo - Trenj Waz ( 27 ) M
20 Yelto - Ukulx Jan ( 32 ) M
21 Cinic - Urynt Viz ( 32 ) M
22 Ucyxi - Mazur Zyn ( 23 ) A
23 Yoltz - Pilta Dar ( 26 ) A
24 Sevet - Ajark Bel ( 29 ) A
25 Xilit - Culak Ezi ( 23 ) G
Player to Watch: 1 Xynat-Evela Cuf (26) GK
If Trosoc is to have much success this season, it likely will be because of Xynat-Evela. Xynat-Evela is not a phenomenal player, but they do have what it takes to bail their team out of bad situations from time to time - &, with their surrounding cast, it seems like they will be called into that role often.

Description:
This year, every Pug Qusmyra derby seems one-sided, & this one is no exception. KF Trew will be expected to play meaningful football late into the year in a quest for the UICA Globe Cup; Trosoc will also be expected to have important matches late in the season, but merely to stay in the top flight. Trosoc just does not have the squad to give them much hope entering this season.

Predicted Finish: 17th


KF Vlonz

Opolq: Vlyv
Stadium: Mastad Vlyva
Colours: Blue & Gold
Manager: Eflat-Cralt Ono (33 y.o.)
Formation: 4 - 4 - 2
1 Nexev - Ralox Ump ( 32 ) GK
2 Prant - Intov Miz ( 27 ) CB
3 Culak - Konda Ezi ( 23 ) CB
4 Flonz - Urynt Guv ( 28 ) LB
5 Ukulx - Karar Hox ( 22 ) RB
6 Cralt - Yelto Ulv ( 26 ) DM
7 Helek - Nenzi Ono ( 21 ) LM
8 Harta - Mazur Tla ( 25 ) RM
9 Nenzi - Frolt Erv ( 27 ) AM
10 Lenpi - Xelez Roz ( 29 ) SS
11 Dalox - Nexev Jan ( 21 ) ST
12 Xilit - Dynom Ixi ( 23 ) G
13 Zenon - Hynym Wyt ( 31 ) D
14 Tlanx - Meron Div ( 18 ) D
15 Cinic - Denir Aka ( 20 ) D
16 Wanar - Xelez Ixi ( 22 ) D
17 Dalox - Ucyxi Zka ( 29 ) M
18 Jerat - Tanar Lec ( 23 ) M
19 Elfon - Etern Gor ( 22 ) M
20 Otoln - Cunix Hal ( 23 ) M
21 Milor - Yivix Cuf ( 22 ) A
22 Xeral - Blonz Inu ( 23 ) A
23 Hirom - Japil Ixi ( 24 ) A
24 Elfon - Zenon Uka ( 28 ) A
25 Ucyxi - Welar Yet ( 23 ) G
Player to Watch: 7 Helek-Nenzi Ono (21) LM
Helek-Nenzi is a player that has the ability to be great in Pug Qusmyra. They have good pace, can dribble decently, & are beginning to show signs of vision on the ball. They likely won’t be the main reason this side will end up where it will, but they might be able to boost Vlonz a couple spots if they have a breakout year - or drop them a couple if they have a dud season.

Description:
Led by a very young & charismatic manager, Vlonz is hoping that they can break through all the chatter about a race for the UICA Globe Cup between KF Trew & KF Rejin to claim a spot themselves. They might threaten, but they would certainly be a dark horse to actually land in the top four. That said, they seem to be a solid mid-table team, & they’ll be strong this year even if they don’t get the chance to prove it outside Qusmo. Even if that is so, Eflat-Cralt isn’t afraid of declaring to the world how great their team is.

Predicted Finish: 7th


KF Werzin

Opolq: Wexe
Stadium: Mastad Wexa
Colours: Light Blue & Dark Blue
Manager: Milor-Cynav Lec (44 y.o.)
Formation: 4 - 3 - 3
1 Helek - Matez Fox ( 27 ) GK
2 Ozolx - Alfan Ixi ( 25 ) CB
3 Elfon - Ajark Zyn ( 23 ) CB
4 Intov - Helek Duk ( 25 ) LB
5 Matez - Fenaz Yan ( 23 ) RB
6 Cralt - Ernat Jan ( 29 ) LM
7 Yivix - Jerat Pec ( 27 ) RM
8 Yamaj - Blonz Jok ( 20 ) CM
9 Falax - Paliv Yet ( 27 ) LW
10 Ucyxi - Slokt Eva ( 20 ) RW
11 Prant - Raxat Siv ( 27 ) ST
12 Milor - Dwada Aka ( 27 ) G
13 Matez - Xilit Abe ( 24 ) D
14 Karar - Xilit Hox ( 30 ) D
15 Elfon - Gavax Saf ( 24 ) D
16 Stomz - Milor Jan ( 24 ) D
17 Sevet - Eflat Zyn ( 27 ) M
18 Raxat - Zorno Lec ( 30 ) M
19 Ozolx - Vlont Ezi ( 23 ) M
20 Evela - Stomz Ump ( 26 ) M
21 Azeld - Jonto Xlo ( 24 ) M
22 Frolt - Yivix Kal ( 28 ) A
23 Ucyxi - Welar Guv ( 28 ) A
24 Balax - Kynda Rib ( 27 ) A
25 Gerol - Ovolk Ezi ( 23 ) G
Player to Watch: 8 Yamaj-Blonz Jok (20) CM
On a club with two 20-year-olds in the Starting XI, Yamaj-Blonz is a player that could emerge as a real X factor for Werzin. The key is whether they can develop the kind of decision-making skills needed for someone expected to man the centre of the midfield. They are pretty good on their defense for a centre midfielder, but can they blossom into an effective cog in the attack?

Description:
Werzin is certainly expected to be a solid team, but it has the potential to do a lot more than what the pundits have said. One key is whether Yamaj-Blonz & Ucyxi-Slokt can make good strides towards becoming good offensive players. Another key is whether their defense can be good enough to make offensive production mean anything. If their defense holds decent & their offense excels, they could flirt with a spot in the UICA Globe Cup, though they likely won’t be able to go all the way.

Predicted Finish: 9th


KF Zwac

Opolq: Zwall
Stadium: Mastad Zwalla
Colours: Light Blue & Red
Manager: Avarn-Oxolt Ban (66 y.o.)
Formation: 3 - 5 - 2
1 Welar - Milor Pul ( 26 ) GK
2 Lenpi - Welar Zyn ( 23 ) CB
3 Forzu - Falax Uzo ( 21 ) LB
4 Dynom - Tlanx Wek ( 30 ) RB
5 Upuln - Kynda Ivo ( 23 ) DM
6 Ralox - Mulpo Eva ( 22 ) LM
7 Lenpi - Matez Lec ( 23 ) RM
8 Welar - Lenpi Ono ( 25 ) AM
9 Prant - Ajark Mal ( 24 ) AM
10 Forzu - Gerol Abe ( 26 ) SS
11 Dwada - Kresp Max ( 24 ) ST
12 Intov - Rilan Saf ( 24 ) G
13 Kynda - Helek Jan ( 29 ) D
14 Jonto - Intov Lox ( 31 ) D
15 Gelan - Rilan Zka ( 27 ) D
16 Urynt - Avarn Len ( 24 ) D
17 Zylyz - Nexev Hox ( 30 ) D
18 Helek - Forzu Pov ( 23 ) M
19 Slokt - Kepex Zyn ( 25 ) M
20 Trenj - Nexev Sal ( 28 ) M
21 Belaj - Wanar Yol ( 27 ) A
22 Lenpi - Gilir Val ( 26 ) A
23 Blonz - Jerat Bel ( 27 ) A
24 Raxat - Brelk Ono ( 31 ) A
25 Intov - Julad Abe ( 29 ) G
Player to Watch: 4 Dynom-Tlanx Wek (30) RB
The manager is hoping to develop younger talent, & Dynom-Tlanx is the only player on Zwac’s first choice Starting XI to be over the age of 26. This is due, in part, to the fact that Dynom-Tlanx still has the legs to keep up with most opposition forwards. If their club is to stay up, Dynom-Tlanx is going to have to shut down his side of the pitch.

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Avarn-Oxolt is in a tough spot. Their club is not expected to finish last, but it is expected to be playing in Pug Qusma next season. They have a lot of younger players, but they don’t really have any true gem prospects. If they can manage to stay in Pug Qusmyra for next season, they will become extremely popular in Zwall.

Predicted Finish: 19th
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Postby Qusmo » Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:29 am

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Most of the glory in Qusmo is given to the clubs participating in Pug Qusmyra, but Pug Qusma clubs are no slouches, either. Three will go on to Pug Qusmyra next season, & at least three will get to play abroad at the end of this season. We are not sure which three will be able to claim those honours yet, but we can meet all 20 in the running. Let’s do just that.

KF Atlov

Opolq: Atlem
Stadium: Mastad Atlema
Colours: Red & White
Formation: 4 - 4 - 2
1 Xilit - Prant Uzo ( 24 ) GK
2 Denir - Slokt Jok ( 23 ) CB
3 Cynav - Ozolx Jan ( 23 ) CB
4 Cralt - Intov Ivo ( 26 ) LB
5 Balax - Vlont Yol ( 24 ) RB
6 Vlont - Prant Ixi ( 25 ) DM
7 Prant - Ozolx Uzo ( 29 ) LM
8 Dynom - Yivix Mal ( 30 ) RM
9 Stomz - Jerat Abe ( 22 ) AM
10 Wanar - Ucyxi Jok ( 27 ) SS
11 Flonz - Blonz Mal ( 25 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 5th


KF Brakjon

Opolq: Bronne
Stadium: Mastad Bronna
Colours: Dark Blue & Orange
Formation: 4 - 3 - 3
1 Dalox - Dwada Fox ( 28 ) GK
2 Grilt - Ilinx Tla ( 26 ) CB
3 Helek - Etern Tla ( 28 ) CB
4 Zorno - Slokt Xlo ( 24 ) LB
5 Elfon - Yunal Bel ( 25 ) RB
6 Gerol - Yoltz Ixi ( 24 ) LM
7 Welar - Milor Jan ( 27 ) RM
8 Penac - Harta Jan ( 24 ) CM
9 Ralox - Xalan Waz ( 25 ) LW
10 Hirom - Elfon Alt ( 21 ) RW
11 Savar - Cynav Xer ( 22 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 10th


KF Dynynon

Opolq: Dynstrud
Stadium: Mastad Dynstruda
Colours: Red & Gold
Formation: 3 - 4 - 3
1 Rynyr - Relaf Fox ( 31 ) GK
2 Nexev - Forzu Bux ( 27 ) CB
3 Kresp - Yivix Ezi ( 23 ) LB
4 Kepex - Forzu Aka ( 28 ) RB
5 Xalan - Ralox Xyt ( 23 ) DM
6 Sylax - Gavax Ixi ( 30 ) LM
7 Ozolx - Yunal Uka ( 23 ) RM
8 Lenpi - Etern Uzo ( 26 ) AM
9 Ucyxi - Tylyr Fox ( 19 ) LW
10 Upuln - Lenpi Ezi ( 24 ) RW
11 Tlanx - Oxolt Eva ( 29 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 4th


KF Gelf

Opolq: Geant
Stadium: Mastad Geanta
Colours: Green & Gold
Formation: 5 - 3 - 2
1 Yamaj - Nirlo Iza ( 26 ) GK
2 Kynda - Alfan Fri ( 27 ) CB
3 Urynt - Harta Jan ( 22 ) CB
4 Axelv - Xilit Ono ( 19 ) CB
5 Relaf - Zorno Guv ( 25 ) LB
6 Tanar - Lenpi Hox ( 26 ) RB
7 Gavax - Wanar Tla ( 27 ) LM
8 Penac - Raxat Ono ( 24 ) RM
9 Rilan - Avarn Bux ( 24 ) CM
10 Zylyz - Hirom Jok ( 25 ) SS
11 Vanza - Linot Iza ( 27 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 14th


KF Hontrac

Opolq: Hoye
Stadium: Mastad Hoya
Colours: Orange & White
Formation: 4 - 3 - 3
1 Ucyxi - Paliv Vre ( 31 ) GK
2 Rilan - Harta Erv ( 22 ) CB
3 Nulzk - Yivix Max ( 21 ) CB
4 Sevet - Intov Guv ( 27 ) LB
5 Ovolk - Tylyr Can ( 23 ) RB
6 Gerol - Prant Hal ( 26 ) LM
7 Wyzal - Kynda Uka ( 24 ) RM
8 Tlanx - Xilit Tez ( 25 ) CM
9 Milor - Alfan Lec ( 28 ) LW
10 Stomz - Vanza Jan ( 23 ) RW
11 Helek - Raxat Nev ( 21 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 19th


KF Ixic

Opolq: Ixtun
Stadium: Mastad Ixtuna
Colours: Light Blue & White
Formation: 4 - 4 - 2
1 Relaf - Slokt Ivo ( 24 ) GK
2 Jonto - Julad Len ( 25 ) CB
3 Lucex - Lenpi Tla ( 29 ) CB
4 Winad - Pilta Mal ( 24 ) LB
5 Irtix - Otoln Max ( 26 ) RB
6 Penac - Fenaz Wyt ( 18 ) DM
7 Sevet - Zaxac Tez ( 22 ) LB
8 Rilan - Nalet Hal ( 22 ) RM
9 Paliv - Denir Xer ( 26 ) AM
10 Nexev - Betva Ixi ( 23 ) SS
11 Milor - Frolt Zev ( 30 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 1st


KF Juzad

Opolq: Juvon
Stadium: Mastad Juvona
Colours: Purple & Black
Formation: 4 - 3 - 3
1 Belaj - Relaf Ixi ( 27 ) GK
2 Matez - Mazur Rax ( 22 ) CB
3 Cynav - Matez Eva ( 24 ) CB
4 Ulutu - Yamaj Jan ( 24 ) LB
5 Gerol - Cinic Eva ( 26 ) RB
6 Velyn - Ralox Cuf ( 27 ) LM
7 Cynav - Velyn Bel ( 27 ) RM
8 Matez - Nexev Faz ( 32 ) CM
9 Ucyxi - Cralt Nev ( 18 ) LW
10 Zorno - Lapij Mal ( 22 ) RW
11 Yelto - Zylyz Roz ( 25 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 12th


KF Kobat

Opolq: Kolle
Stadium: Mastad Kolla
Colours: Gold & Black
Formation: 4 - 3 - 3
1 Telew - Vanza Jan ( 31 ) GK
2 Ralox - Sevet Lec ( 24 ) CB
3 Xalan - Milor Lec ( 27 ) CB
4 Lucex - Forzu Viz ( 24 ) LB
5 Xilit - Betva Eva ( 26 ) RB
6 Yivix - Slokt Viz ( 22 ) LM
7 Yivix - Dynom Eva ( 30 ) RM
8 Harta - Zaxac Guv ( 27 ) CM
9 Harta - Nexev Eva ( 25 ) LW
10 Zorno - Blonz Fri ( 26 ) RW
11 Ibilx - Trenj Mal ( 26 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 13th


KF Niflic

Opolq: Nire
Stadium: Mastad Nira
Colours: Orange & Dark Blue
Formation: 3 - 4 - 3
1 Lenpi - Betva Len ( 24 ) GK
2 Tlanx - Xeral Miz ( 20 ) CB
3 Dynom - Yivix Cuf ( 23 ) LB
4 Ilinx - Dynom Zev ( 26 ) RB
5 Cralt - Olorz Ivo ( 30 ) DM
6 Hirom - Zorno Wyt ( 29 ) LM
7 Zorno - Lynul Viz ( 27 ) RM
8 Drolx - Oxolt Ezi ( 22 ) AM
9 Oxolt - Rynyr Kal ( 24 ) LW
10 Wanar - Penac Erv ( 23 ) RW
11 Matez - Jerat Xyt ( 27 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 7th


KF Oytrow

Opolq: Oywen
Stadium: Mastad Oytrow
Colours: Black & Pink
Formation: 3 - 4 - 3
1 Elfon - Izilv Eva ( 24 ) GK
2 Kresp - Gelan Gor ( 27 ) CB
3 Xynat - Lucex Eva ( 27 ) LB
4 Azeld - Evela Cuf ( 26 ) RB
5 Sylax - Lapij Cuf ( 28 ) DM
6 Oxolt - Tanar Ivo ( 24 ) LM
7 Nirlo - Kresp Abe ( 28 ) RM
8 Wanar - Yunal Roz ( 25 ) AM
9 Cunix - Belaj Yet ( 24 ) LW
10 Falax - Nirlo Kal ( 30 ) RW
11 Lenpi - Ilinx Roz ( 30 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 16th


KF Polxar

Opolq: Polan
Stadium: Mastad Polana
Colours: Red & Gold
Formation: 5 - 3 - 2
1 Axelv - Slokt Eva ( 26 ) GK
2 Grilt - Xilit Tez ( 23 ) CB
3 Betva - Ucyxi Bel ( 23 ) CB
4 Mulpo - Fenaz Yol ( 30 ) CB
5 Olorz - Elfon Tla ( 25 ) LB
6 Cynav - Stomz Ono ( 25 ) RB
7 Jonto - Welar Zev ( 28 ) LM
8 Etern - Paliv Jan ( 26 ) RM
9 Irtix - Ozolx Roz ( 31 ) CM
10 Nexev - Nalet Guv ( 24 ) SS
11 Gerol - Elfon Jok ( 28 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 2nd


KF Qalijan

Opolq: Qanz
Stadium: Mastad Qanza
Colours: Black & Gold
Formation: 4 - 3 - 3
1 Meron - Etern Len ( 21 ) GK
2 Nalet - Falax Roz ( 28 ) CB
3 Zorno - Jonto Tez ( 27 ) CB
4 Oxolt - Jerat Tla ( 29 ) LB
5 Penac - Winad Roz ( 23 ) RB
6 Gavax - Hynym Kym ( 26 ) LM
7 Xilit - Sevet Mal ( 29 ) RM
8 Trenj - Vralx Eva ( 23 ) CM
9 Cynav - Vanza Hus ( 24 ) LW
10 Wanar - Ulutu Abe ( 27 ) RW
11 Welar - Elfon Fri ( 27 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 3rd


KF Qandon

Opolq: Qanz
Stadium: Mastad Qanza
Colours: Gold & Silver
Formation: 3 - 4 - 3
1 Axelv - Hirom Jyx ( 29 ) GK
2 Pilta - Lenpi Faz ( 30 ) CB
3 Alfan - Cralt Max ( 27 ) LB
4 Yivix - Nirlo Viz ( 28 ) RB
5 Oxolt - Wulat Miz ( 25 ) DM
6 Yivix - Vlont Val ( 24 ) LM
7 Intov - Helek Rax ( 29 ) RM
8 Lapij - Forzu Uzo ( 25 ) AM
9 Mazur - Harta Tla ( 22 ) LW
10 Matez - Forzu Tla ( 24 ) RW
11 Lenpi - Wanar Ivo ( 25 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 6th


KF Renan

Opolq: Regel
Stadium: Mastad Regela
Colours: Light Purple & Silver
Formation: 3 - 4 - 3
1 Otoln - Irtix Uzo ( 28 ) GK
2 Eflat - Lenpi Nev ( 28 ) CB
3 Tlanx - Vlont Mal ( 23 ) LB
4 Yelto - Xilit Jok ( 21 ) RB
5 Xilit - Sevet Pec ( 22 ) DM
6 Fenaz - Ilinx Mal ( 25 ) LM
7 Xilit - Evela Ulv ( 26 ) RM
8 Ralox - Xalan Viz ( 25 ) AM
9 Cynav - Grilt Tla ( 24 ) LW
10 Vanza - Matez Tla ( 24 ) RW
11 Lenpi - Etern Zev ( 18 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 8th


KF Samerter

Opolq: Samedin
Stadium: Mastad Samedina
Colours: Yellow & Red
Formation: 4 - 3 - 3
1 Lapij - Jonto Lox ( 26 ) GK
2 Dynom - Oxolt Jan ( 24 ) CB
3 Mazur - Kepex Tla ( 28 ) CB
4 Lapij - Ucyxi Roz ( 22 ) LB
5 Pertz - Pertz Ono ( 24 ) RB
6 Meron - Frolt Uka ( 21 ) LM
7 Elfon - Savar Kev ( 25 ) RM
8 Alfan - Welar Aka ( 28 ) CM
9 Vlont - Betva Jok ( 29 ) LW
10 Tlanx - Avarn Ixi ( 26 ) RW
11 Hynym - Xynat Ban ( 32 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 11th


KF Trilc

Opolq: Tracam
Stadium: Mastad Tracama
Colours: Black & Orange
Formation: 4 - 3 - 3
1 Prant - Cynav Saf ( 22 ) GK
2 Xilit - Savar Dar ( 26 ) CB
3 Gerol - Karar Jan ( 25 ) CB
4 Xilit - Zilot Mal ( 28 ) LB
5 Avarn - Kresp Roz ( 29 ) RB
6 Oxolt - Forzu Aka ( 23 ) LM
7 Intov - Rynyr Uzo ( 22 ) RM
8 Ernat - Mazur Ump ( 25 ) CM
9 Nexev - Drolx Gep ( 30 ) LW
10 Otoln - Frolt Tla ( 28 ) RW
11 Jerat - Izilv Siv ( 24 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 17th


KF Ukunut

Opolq: Ukular
Stadium: Mastad Ukulara
Colours: Orange & Bright Blue
Formation: 4 - 3 - 3
1 Matez - Linot Yet ( 28 ) GK
2 Jralv - Intov Jan ( 30 ) CB
3 Matez - Tanar Fox ( 25 ) CB
4 Cralt - Culak Tok ( 31 ) LB
5 Japil - Gilir Ono ( 30 ) RB
6 Horon - Savar Lec ( 28 ) LM
7 Trenj - Winad Tez ( 26 ) RM
8 Welar - Rynyr Bux ( 29 ) CM
9 Olorz - Pilta Ezi ( 25 ) LW
10 Wanar - Cynav Lec ( 29 ) RW
11 Zylyz - Falax Rel ( 24 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 15th


KF Vlosk

Opolq: Vlyv
Stadium: Mastad Vlyva
Colours: Dark Blue & Yellow
Formation: 4 - 3 - 3
1 Dwada - Helek Vre ( 24 ) GK
2 Lynul - Wyzal Yet ( 22 ) CB
3 Sevet - Ibilx Fox ( 31 ) CB
4 Nalet - Grilt Jan ( 25 ) LB
5 Intov - Jerat Met ( 29 ) RB
6 Zaxac - Eflat Tla ( 23 ) LM
7 Gelan - Tlanx Ivo ( 29 ) RM
8 Grilt - Gerol Mal ( 30 ) CM
9 Vralx - Ucyxi Hir ( 25 ) LW
10 Nenzi - Upuln Ono ( 31 ) RW
11 Upuln - Vlont Jan ( 18 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 9th


KF Wecan

Opolq: Wexe
Stadium: Mastad Wexa
Colours: Red & Blue
Formation: 3 - 4 - 3
1 Konda - Cinic Aka ( 26 ) GK
2 Intov - Irtix Fox ( 23 ) CB
3 Telew - Mulpo Ixi ( 28 ) LB
4 Cynav - Lucex Hal ( 25 ) RB
5 Kepex - Grilt Jok ( 20 ) DM
6 Gavax - Horon Hal ( 27 ) LM
7 Ralox - Paliv Uzo ( 27 ) RM
8 Zaxac - Lynul Hir ( 23 ) AM
9 Pilta - Zylyz Cuf ( 27 ) LW
10 Nenzi - Wulat Bel ( 21 ) RW
11 Wanar - Ilinx Aka ( 30 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 20th


KF Yaflip

Opolq: Yaflan
Stadium: Mastad Yaflana
Colours: Pink & White
Formation: 4 - 3 - 3
1 Alfan - Upuln Val ( 25 ) GK
2 Lynul - Kepex Faz ( 27 ) CB
3 Jralv - Ukulx Abe ( 26 ) CB
4 Elfon - Tanar Hal ( 25 ) LB
5 Irtix - Ilinx Mal ( 25 ) RB
6 Oxolt - Eflat Hox ( 26 ) LM
7 Lapij - Gilir Den ( 20 ) RM
8 Avarn - Elfon Jan ( 24 ) CM
9 Xeral - Sevet Gor ( 27 ) LW
10 Matez - Otoln Max ( 26 ) RW
11 Denir - Milor Ixi ( 22 ) ST
Predicted Finish: 18th
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Postby Qusmo » Sun Apr 22, 2018 8:16 pm

I'd like to make a quick OOC note on Ryrak Bey of Fuzpon Qusma. As I was in the middle of scorinating my last event, xkorinator crashed. I made sure to copy & paste all the final tables & results to a secure spot as soon as I got them, but I had not yet saved any of the matchdays in between opening day & the finale. That means that, aside from cup results, which I do have, I have no individual match results, only final tables. I think that's too bad, but it is what it is. That said, here goes for what I do have for the first season of professional football in Qusmo.
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PUK JUZUNA
Academy Cup

Puk Juzuna

Round I
Juzun Koflira 1–1 Juzun Poldanza (3–4 AET)
Juzun Atlarka 1–1 Juzun Lilnima (2–1 AET)
Juzun Qasyma 0–1 Juzun Qastyra
Juzun Vlonza 1–0 Juzun Werzina

Round II
Juzun Mostewa 1–0 Juzun Zwac
Juzun Nioma 0–2 Juzun Rejina
Juzun Qastyra 1–0 Juzun Trosoca
Juzun Vlonza 1–0 Juzun Kozona
Juzun Brela 1–0 Juzun Estraja
Juzun Fryvvyna 1–2 Juzun Atlanta
Juzun Trewa 2–0 Juzun Poljaka
Juzun Atlarka 1–3 Juzun Poldanza

Quarterfinals
Juzun Poldanza 3–1 Juzun Brela
Juzun Rejina 3–0 Juzun Vlonza
Juzun Qastyra 1–2 Juzun Trewa
Juzun Atlanta 6–0 Juzun Mostewa

Semifinals
Juzun Trewa 3–1 Juzun Atlanta
Juzun Poldanza 1–0 Juzun Rejina

Final
Juzun Trewa 4–0 Juzun Poldanza

Juzun Trewa - Qavax Puka Juzuna & UICA Youth Cup 23


PUK ZAMA
Invitational Cup

Juk Zama

Round of 64
Fryvvyn 3–0 Kobat
Atlov 1–0 Poldanz
Lilnim 2–0 Nezbetor
Geralp 1–1 Vlosk (2–1 AET)
Werzin 1–3 Estraj
Polxar 0–2 Belorax
Liczak 1–0 Wecan
Atlark 2–2 Nipox (2–4 AET)
Qandon 1–2 Qalijan
Etynab 4–1 Frevar
Hontrac 1–1 Cartef (1–1 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Qastyr 1–0 Trew
Brel 2–1 Xefax
Trosoc 2–0 Yafilp
Koflir 2–1 Manvran
Atlant 0–2 Poljak
Carajak 0–1 Wekinol
Delaj 3–0 Norcaz
Zazorz 1–1 Qasym (1–1 AET) (2–1 pen.)
Mostew 2–1 Ukunut
Dycac 1–1 Zwatal (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Vlonz 1–1 Xynymyl (1–1 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Renan 1–2 Kowan
Juzad 1–0 Oycern
Ixic 4–0 Gelf
Brakjon 1–2 Trilc
Plovoc 3–2 Kloventap
Oytrow 1–0 Generag
Kozon 4–2 Flordew
Niflic 1–2 Niom
Jujon 1–2 Zwac
Ovorlorn 0–3 Rejin

Round of 32
Geralp 1–1 Poljak (2–1 AET)
Zwac 0–2 Brel
Qastyr 2–1 Niom
Kozon 2–2 Mostew (2–3 AET)
Xynymyl 1–2 Trilc
Estraj 1–2 Delaj
Liczak 1–2 Juzad
Ixic 2–0 Atlov
Belorax 2–2 Hontrac (2–2 AET) (0–3 pen.)
Zazorz 1–2 Koflir
Kowan 2–1 Zwatal
Wekinol 1–1 Rejin (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Plovoc 0–1 Nipox
Trosoc 2–0 Oytrow
Etynab 1–4 Qalijan
Lilnim 5–0 Fryvvyn

Round of 16
Lilnim 3–1 Delaj
Qastyr 2–2 Hontrac (5–2 AET)
Rejin 1–0 Ixic
Juzad 2–0 Trilc
Koflir 1–1 Trosoc (2–1 AET)
Geralp 3–2 Kowan
Qalijan 0–1 Nipox
Mostew 1–1 Brel (2–1 AET)

Quarterfinals
Mostew 4–2 Lilnim
Juzad 0–3 Koflir
Nipox 2–2 Qastyr (2–2 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Rejin 1–2 Geralp

Semifinals
Qastyr 2–0 Mostew
Geralp 1–2 Koflir

Final
Qastyr 2–1 Koflir

Qastyr - Qavax Puka Zama & Vilitian Cove Invitational 3 (conditional)


PUK ZALA
Grand Cup

Puk Zala

Preliminary Round I
Janevac 1–2 Usuvuk
Celatyn 2–1 Telarfat
Bloncar 3–1 Kalarnat
Mynvurn 0–1 Rololoc
Ozenmaz 1–0 Zalarn
Xulutev 3–1 Linvat
Kernat 4–1 Zrocoltan
Tilpinib 1–0 Ekarcal
Penlar 0–2 Govarv
Acatar 1–0 Helavet
Pygmon 2–3 Syrtyrn
Riliniv 2–1 Coronof
Evrator 4–1 Yezertef
Dlonbat 2–3 Linzont
Zulkanar 2–1 Sawartob
Acemif 0–0 Vetynol (0–1 AET)
Grolvot 3–3 Wekinol (3–5 AET)
Zerant 3–0 Ulatin
Blombarn 1–3 Qazarl
Gracik 2–0 Filzok
Xanthanon 1–2 Welargab
Relskarn 1–2 Belaporb
Bilzorn 1–1 Moplor (2–2 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Nezbetor 0–0 Imicil (1–0 AET)
Nwalc 2–2 Etynab (3–2 AET)
Izicix 0–2 Vranzalam
Nervador 1–0 Otolzen
Bylorn 2–1 Conbov
Atlorn 1–0 Mopwab
Menalot 2–1 Sklot
Xylical 2–1 Vyzyv
Valanop 2–0 Xinirij
Kinkatir 4–1 Folatar
Ovorlorn 1–0 Trajkot
Selizon 2–2 Nularen (3–2 AET)
Suwarnat 2–3 Lincakib
Sifabted 1–0 Ilixil
Brelatev 1–0 Uvynic
Preneryan 0–2 Uvpolav
Ezelern 1–2 Xerjik
Zokod 1–1 Jivenic (2–2 AET) (0–3 pen.)
Olilnorn 2–0 Xylopton
Mraxatac 2–4 Atlezic
Meltanat 3–1 Lemveds
Lelecex 5–0 Grantak
Venator 1–4 Ortonyl
Ploravat 3–1 Wolzarn
Slorantym 0–3 Fynavar
Fuzunaj 1–1 Kuklyk (1–2 AET)
Ulaktorn 1–3 Lovtynal
Sundarp 3–2 Dinablov
Hopoltov 5–1 Dolatop
Elparten 0–2 Nilvant
Klopokon 1–1 Vilivinov (1–3 AET)
Heraklin 1–1 Wintremp (1–1 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Kamdim 1–3 Pronmon
Sporatin 1–1 Kloventap (1–1 AET) (3–5 pen.)
Dresdrec 2–1 Qartac
Klentamp 0–0 Xynymyl (1–0 AET)
Yelonobot 2–1 Minetren
Macratop 3–0 Womkaz
Velodrem 3–0 Froplak
Ixijik 6–0 Rolexern
Monjon 0–1 Franzfel
Erald 3–0 Onzorten
Rylavat 2–1 Stolatin
Nalfrenz 2–1 Worlkot
Uvuzul 3–0 Qaynat
Tynatin 1–3 Huskalan
Glontob 0–1 Lynlij
Certavac 4–1 Walarcat
Plovoc 1–1 Generag (1–1 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Apernat 2–2 Vloxid (4–2 AET)
Tancorn 0–1 Jorklic
Lenleft 2–1 Qajarz
Yulafyn 1–1 Kelikac (3–1 AET)
Yonbozef 2–0 Yinzatob
Nalcum 3–1 Atlerav
Banzak 1–0 Hinzonym
Winzker 0–0 Xoraltyn (1–0 AET)

Preliminary Round II
Uvpolav 2–0 Pontanol
Senjid 2–0 Olilnorn
Rololoc 1–2 Dresdrec
Menalot 2–1 Bylorn
Ozozov 4–0 Teluryd
Mrelit 3–1 Syrtyrn
Norcaz 2–3 Belorax
Ejurn 0–1 Radazav
Gantew 1–0 Ixijik
Meltanat 0–3 Xefax
Klentamp 2–5 Tilpinib
Bloncar 2–2 Vetynol (2–4 AET)
Nalfrenz 0–1 Zerant
Yulafyn 2–0 Sanut
Lovtynal 1–0 Xarpin
Certavac 1–3 Foraz
Manvran 1–1 Brinlop (2–3 AET)
Atlezic 1–0 Rajalaj
Nalcum 0–1 Zyxuc
Winzker 0–3 Kronnic
Voraxan 3–3 Xylical (5–3 AET)
Joluk 1–1 Gallinop (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Worcaj 2–0 Huskalan
Selizon 4–1 Qazarl
Nervador 1–2 Vilivinov
Lenleft 2–1 Fezax
Ploravat 0–5 Yentaz
Vazed 1–1 Ixiln (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Zrintal 1–1 Brelatev (3–1 AET)
Zazorz 3–1 Sertyp
Lelecex 0–2 Ervor
Fenzaj 0–1 Kenbar
Norfad 1–1 Belaporb (2–1 AET)
Yelonobot 2–0 Moplor
Velodrem 1–1 Vranzalam (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Vewaf 0–1 Valanop
Xulutev 0–2 Lendat
Azord 1–2 Yinzil
Acatar 1–2 Banzak
Sifabted 1–5 Macratop
Setlyc 2–2 Hopoltov (3–2 AET)
Rylavat 2–1 Walpoc
Lincakib 1–2 Evrator
Wyzlat 2–1 Lancat
Saporn 1–0 Celatyn
Ulornov 1–1 Matkag (2–3 AET)
Vloran 1–0 Sylav
Nilvant 1–2 Wekinol
Franzfel 1–1 Enzrel (1–3 AET)
Zivirtad 2–1 Yeflerb
Generag 0–0 Lonsk (0–0 AET) (1–2 pen.)
Jorklic 1–0 Qapax
Yonbozef 2–0 Delaj
Carajak 3–1 Atlorn
Uvuzul 2–1 Kinkatir
Jivenic 1–2 Xoral
Nezbetor 0–4 Linzont
Ovorlorn 1–3 Kuklyk
Porgonal 3–1 Mercad
Kernat 2–0 Riliniv
Halton 4–2 Cinfad
Elabor 1–0 Pronmon
Oporton 1–2 Krikyr
Lajag 3–1 Jaxac
Usuvuk 2–0 Apernat
Humaten 3–0 Nwalc
Neralk 2–0 Ortonyl
Aloran 0–0 Lynlij (1–0 AET)
Fynavar 3–3 Uzulv (4–4 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Gracik 1–3 Kolomb
Kloventap 1–1 Irkib (2–2 AET) (1–3 pen.)
Govarv 1–3 Minbuz
Dynabat 1–1 Xerjik (2–1 AET)
Harinaj 3–2 Zulkanar
Ploran 2–1 Wintremp
Bulax 2–1 Erald
Welargab 0–2 Torfaw
Mordaz 1–1 Sundarp (1–1 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Walart 4–0 Ozenmaz
Oycern 2–2 Atloriz (2–3 AET)

Preliminary Round III
Halton 1–0 Radazav
Ploran 2–0 Tilpinib
Banzak 0–2 Atlezic
Setlyc 2–2 Kenbar (2–2 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Yulafyn 2–2 Valanop (2–3 AET)
Yentaz 3–1 Bulax
Lonsk 2–5 Mordaz
Menalot 0–1 Neralk
Saporn 3–3 Lendat (4–3 AET)
Brinlop 2–1 Norfad
Ervor 2–0 Matkag
Elabor 2–1 Usuvuk
Atloriz 4–1 Mrelit
Jorklic 3–1 Voraxan
Senjid 2–0 Yelonobot
Krikyr 2–2 Porgonal (2–2 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Aloran 1–0 Enzrel
Dynabat 1–0 Carajak
Uvuzul 3–0 Minbuz
Zivirtad 1–1 Zrintal (1–2 AET)
Zerant 2–0 Xoral
Zazorz 3–0 Vilivinov
Macratop 1–2 Uzulv
Walart 1–2 Xefax
Belorax 0–2 Linzont
Evrator 2–1 Uvpolav
Dresdrec 0–0 Selizon (0–2 AET)
Foraz 1–0 Humaten
Lenleft 0–1 Irkib
Velodrem 2–1 Kolomb
Kuklyk 4–5 Gantew
Harinaj 0–1 Worcaj
Vetynol 0–2 Wekinol
Yinzil 3–3 Joluk (3–4 AET)
Wyzlat 2–0 Rylavat
Lovtynal 1–0 Kernat
Zyxuc 2–2 Ixiln (2–2 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Ozozov 0–1 Vloran
Kronnic 1–0 Lajag
Torfaw 3–3 Yonbozef (3–4 AET)

Preliminary Round IV
Uzulv 0–2 Worcaj
Valanop 1–1 Ploran (1–2 AET)
Xapon 1–2 Linzont
Wypink 3–0 Relloz
Vlanj 2–0 Welbut
Zwatal 2–0 Elabor
Abork 6–1 Xefax
Kowan 2–1 Wekinol
Vloran 4–2 Zororov
Senjid 2–1 Sererek
Zazorz 1–3 Noravat
Uvuzul 2–1 Krazax
Pojrav 1–0 Atlemp
Escal 3–1 Frevar
Atlezic 0–1 Jorklic
Nipox 5–1 Selizon
Yarinir 0–0 Joluk (0–1 AET)
Ixitil 1–0 Myrvom
Velodrem 0–2 Ukapox
Irkib 3–0 Aloran
Xerop 3–2 Gantew
Saflon 4–2 Evrator
Jujon 1–2 Zrintal
Lacord 3–2 Vonal
Wyzlat 1–1 Kenbar (1–1 AET) (0–3 pen.)
Kronnic 2–1 Lovtynal
Liczak 3–1 Mupetyn
Zyxuc 1–1 Brajit (2–2 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Molatrac 1–0 Qaladaf
Dycac 2–1 Zerant
Porgonal 0–1 Homarl
Flordew 1–1 Yonbozef (2–2 AET) (3–1 pen.)
Geralp 3–3 Neralk (3–5 AET)
Atloriz 1–0 Oyazec
Truret 1–1 Cartef (2–1 AET)
Mordaz 1–1 Brinlop (1–1 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Ervor 2–0 Yentaz
Halton 0–1 Foraz
Unorlor 2–3 Twelan
Dynabat 0–1 Saporn

Preliminary Round V
Vlanj 1–2 Ixitil
Trosoc 1–2 Twelan
Atlov 1–0 Zrintal
Noravat 1–1 Kozon (1–2 AET)
Ukunut 1–1 Kowan (1–1 AET) (3–5 pen.)
Joluk 1–1 Qandon (1–2 AET)
Lacord 0–3 Poljak
Niflic 2–1 Neralk
Kronnic 0–1 Dycac
Escal 1–2 Trilc
Irkib 2–2 Pojrav (3–2 AET)
Foraz 1–0 Atloriz
Polxar 1–1 Gelf (1–2 AET)
Kenbar 1–0 Oytrow
Zwatal 2–2 Flordew (2–2 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Worcaj 1–2 Abork
Kobat 1–1 Xerop (1–1 AET) (5–3 pen.)
Mordaz 0–1 Senjid
Juzad 2–2 Wecan (3–2 AET)
Brajit 2–2 Ukapox (2–2 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Liczak 3–1 Ploran
Vlosk 3–2 Brakjon
Wypink 1–0 Qalijan
Linzont 0–1 Saflon
Atlark 4–0 Renan
Yafilp 1–2 Nipox
Samerter 1–3 Ixic
Ervor 3–0 Jorklic
Molatrac 2–1 Saporn
Hontrac 0–1 Dynynon
Homarl 1–1 Truret (2–1 AET)
Vloran 3–0 Uvuzul

Puk Zala

Playoff
Abork 0–2 Gelf
Kenbar 2–0 Foraz
Homarl 2–1 Dycac
Flordew 2–1 Kozon
Ervor 2–4 Ixitil
Qandon 2–0 Kowan
Vloran 0–1 Juzad
Trilc 2–3 Molatrac
Ukapox 2–4 Ixic
Saflon 4–1 Twelan
Wypink 3–2 Atlark
Nipox 1–4 Niflic
Kobat 2–3 Poljak
Vlosk 3–3 Dynynon (3–3 AET) (4–1 pen.)
Liczak 4–2 Senjid
Irkib 0–3 Atlov

Round of 32
Qasym 2–3 Mostew
Vlonz 4–0 Niflic
Flordew 0–3 Gelf
Ixic 2–0 Saflon
Lilnim 0–0 Qastyr (2–0 AET)
Estraj 3–2 Wypink
Trew 6–1 Kenbar
Rejin 3–0 Juzad
Werzin 1–1 Poldanz (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Homarl 1–2 Fryvvyn
Atlov 3–1 Vlosk
Ixitil 1–0 Qandon
Niom 2–0 Brel
Poljak 1–0 Koflir
Molatrac 0–0 Liczak (0–0 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Atlant 2–2 Zwac (4–2 AET)

Round of 16
Mostew 2–0 Rejin
Niom 2–0 Molatrac
Ixic 1–3 Estraj
Atlov 3–5 Fryvvyn
Poldanz 4–0 Gelf
Trew 4–0 Ixitil
Poljak 3–1 Atlant
Lilnim 2–0 Vlonz

Quarterfinals
Poldanz 1–0 Estraj
Fryvvyn 0–6 Trew
Poljak 4–0 Mostew
Niom 3–2 Lilnim

Semifinals
Poljak 0–1 Poldanz
Trew 1–1 Niom (1–2 AET)

Final
Poldanz 2–0 Niom

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Lower tier league results follow.

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.  Pug Neqveqa           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Qazarl 38 26 6 6 90 36 +54 84 Promoted
2 Glontob 38 26 5 7 80 44 +36 83 Promotion Playoffs
3 Qajarz 38 24 10 4 80 38 +42 82 Promotion Playoffs
4 Sifabted 38 19 7 12 59 49 +10 64 Promotion Playoffs
5 Grantak 38 18 9 11 57 45 +12 63 Promotion Playoffs

6 Rolexern 38 18 6 14 59 63 −4 60
7 Rylavat 38 16 7 15 62 49 +13 55
8 Yelonobot 38 16 7 15 54 49 +5 55
9 Elparten 38 16 6 16 48 47 +1 54
10 Riliniv 38 15 9 14 50 52 −2 54
11 Ezelern 38 15 7 16 63 66 −3 52
12 Qaynat 38 14 9 15 45 46 −1 51
13 Erald 38 12 9 17 42 48 −6 45
14 Kamdim 38 12 9 17 51 62 −11 45
15 Kuklyk 38 12 8 18 50 62 −12 44
16 Stolatin 38 12 4 22 48 65 −17 40
17 Blombarn 38 10 8 20 42 63 −21 38
18 Etynab 38 8 11 19 49 77 −28 35
19 Brelatev 38 8 9 21 38 70 −32 33
20 Qartac 38 6 8 24 33 69 −36 26


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.  Pug Neqxeqa           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Sklot 38 24 5 9 75 37 +38 77 Promoted
2 Selizon 38 22 9 7 71 36 +35 75 Promotion Playoffs
3 Atlorn 38 20 8 10 53 41 +12 68 Promotion Playoffs
4 Minetren 38 19 8 11 63 50 +13 65 Promotion Playoffs
5 Ortonyl 38 18 10 10 59 46 +13 64 Promotion Playoffs

6 Atlerav 38 17 11 10 57 43 +14 62
7 Sundarp 38 15 13 10 57 51 +6 58
8 Linzont 38 16 9 13 67 56 +11 57
9 Generag 38 16 9 13 56 50 +6 57
10 Lemveds 38 16 6 16 54 61 −7 54
11 Evrator 38 13 14 11 54 51 +3 53
12 Otolzen 38 14 9 15 50 54 −4 51
13 Ozenmaz 38 12 9 17 55 61 −6 45
14 Onzorten 38 11 11 16 50 47 +3 44
15 Ekarcal 38 10 12 16 46 63 −17 42
16 Atlezic 38 11 8 19 42 59 −17 41
17 Moplor 38 10 9 19 40 64 −24 39
18 Suwarnat 38 8 8 22 43 71 −28 32
19 Gracik 38 6 13 19 36 63 −27 31
20 Zrocoltan 38 6 11 21 51 75 −24 29


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.  Pug Neqyeqa           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Pronmon 38 28 7 3 80 30 +50 91 Promoted
2 Pygmon 38 22 9 7 72 39 +33 75 Promotion Playoffs
3 Franzfel 38 17 14 7 62 46 +16 65 Promotion Playoffs
4 Olilnorn 38 18 8 12 55 48 +7 62 Promotion Playoffs
5 Bylorn 38 18 7 13 58 49 +9 61 Promotion Playoffs

6 Vloxid 38 17 7 14 61 46 +15 58
7 Folatar 38 16 8 14 59 56 +3 56
8 Yulafyn 38 15 10 13 63 50 +13 55
9 Welargab 38 14 13 11 56 45 +11 55
10 Froplak 38 13 13 12 59 55 +4 52
11 Bilzorn 38 13 11 14 46 53 −7 50
12 Wolzarn 38 12 12 14 45 49 −4 48
13 Penlar 38 13 9 16 46 59 −13 48
14 Yonbozef 38 11 13 14 51 54 −3 46
15 Ovorlorn 38 11 10 17 47 50 −3 43
16 Fuzunaj 38 10 11 17 48 63 −15 41
17 Banzak 38 8 12 18 45 68 −23 36
18 Venator 38 8 9 21 30 70 −40 33
19 Klopokon 38 6 13 19 44 65 −21 31
20 Kalarnat 38 7 10 21 47 79 −32 31


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.  Pug Xeqveqa           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Yezertef 38 25 2 11 76 49 +27 77 Promoted
2 Belaporb 38 21 7 10 66 47 +19 70 Promotion Playoffs
3 Uvpolav 38 20 7 11 70 52 +18 67 Promotion Playoffs
4 Izicix 38 17 15 6 51 38 +13 66 Promotion Playoffs
5 Uvynic 38 19 8 11 69 49 +20 65 Promotion Playoffs

6 Jorklic 38 17 9 12 61 46 +15 60
7 Walarcat 38 16 11 11 55 43 +12 59
8 Xulutev 38 17 7 14 57 56 +1 58
9 Nwalc 38 16 9 13 52 48 +4 57
10 Winzker 38 15 8 15 56 51 +5 53
11 Meltanat 38 13 12 13 46 47 −1 51
12 Yinzatob 38 14 9 15 51 54 −3 51
13 Ulatin 38 12 11 15 47 47 0 47
14 Ulaktorn 38 14 4 20 50 62 −12 46
15 Xinirij 38 12 10 16 47 61 −14 46
16 Nezbetor 38 12 8 18 52 60 −8 44
17 Ixijik 38 12 8 18 47 58 −11 44
18 Bloncar 38 9 13 16 42 54 −12 40
19 Nalfrenz 38 6 12 20 37 62 −25 30
20 Mraxatac 38 5 6 27 39 87 −48 21


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.  Pug Xeqyeqa           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Vetynol 38 25 7 6 84 33 +51 82 Promoted
2 Menalot 38 23 6 9 73 43 +30 75 Promotion Playoffs
3 Acemif 38 20 10 8 75 42 +33 70 Promotion Playoffs
4 Fynavar 38 19 11 8 60 35 +25 68 Promotion Playoffs
5 Dresdrec 38 21 4 13 62 52 +10 67 Promotion Playoffs

6 Heraklin 38 17 10 11 63 43 +20 61
7 Huskalan 38 18 5 15 57 47 +10 59
8 Lelecex 38 17 8 13 50 42 +8 59
9 Dlonbat 38 18 4 16 59 56 +3 58
10 Zerant 38 17 6 15 63 56 +7 57
11 Mopwab 38 16 7 15 56 48 +8 55
12 Kloventap 38 14 12 12 55 53 +2 54
13 Valanop 38 12 13 13 53 59 −6 49
14 Govarv 38 13 7 18 49 63 −14 46
15 Lincakib 38 10 11 17 39 60 −21 41
16 Zulkanar 38 10 8 20 41 56 −15 38
17 Kelikac 38 9 10 19 46 65 −19 37
18 Filzok 38 7 11 20 38 65 −27 32
19 Grolvot 38 6 12 20 39 62 −23 30
20 Vyzyv 38 4 6 28 21 103 −82 18


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.  Pug Zeqveqa           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Xanthanon 38 25 4 9 75 43 +32 79 Promoted
2 Ilixil 38 20 9 9 58 39 +19 69 Promotion Playoffs
3 Syrtyrn 38 17 13 8 76 51 +25 64 Promotion Playoffs
4 Lenleft 38 18 10 10 65 41 +24 64 Promotion Playoffs
5 Tilpinib 38 18 9 11 57 47 +10 63 Promotion Playoffs

6 Hopoltov 38 18 6 14 56 43 +13 60
7 Nalcum 38 16 10 12 57 45 +12 58
8 Celatyn 38 17 7 14 48 52 −4 58
9 Sporatin 38 16 8 14 54 52 +2 56
10 Nularen 38 15 10 13 54 49 +5 55
11 Slorantym 38 13 10 15 49 49 0 49
12 Tynatin 38 12 13 13 56 57 −1 49
13 Dinablov 38 12 11 15 45 58 −13 47
14 Dolatop 38 12 10 16 50 56 −6 46
15 Vilivinov 38 12 9 17 56 64 −8 45
16 Conbov 38 12 9 17 48 60 −12 45
17 Lynlij 38 12 8 18 42 69 −27 44
18 Xynymyl 38 9 11 18 47 59 −12 38
19 Tancorn 38 6 12 20 42 63 −21 30
20 Imicil 38 6 9 23 32 70 −38 27


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.  Pug Zeqxeqa           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Lovtynal 38 25 9 4 73 39 +34 84 Promoted
2 Uvuzul 38 24 9 5 81 41 +40 81 Promotion Playoffs
3 Wekinol 38 22 7 9 60 31 +29 73 Promotion Playoffs
4 Xoraltyn 38 22 7 9 64 39 +25 73 Promotion Playoffs
5 Relskarn 38 20 5 13 60 40 +20 65 Promotion Playoffs

6 Vranzalam 38 18 10 10 68 53 +15 64
7 Usuvuk 38 14 15 9 47 41 +6 57
8 Hinzonym 38 15 11 12 48 39 +9 56
9 Xylopton 38 13 13 12 52 50 +2 52
10 Zalarn 38 13 11 14 51 51 0 50
11 Velodrem 38 14 6 18 55 64 −9 48
12 Wintremp 38 12 10 16 49 58 −9 46
13 Apernat 38 10 12 16 39 41 −2 42
14 Worlkot 38 11 8 19 43 64 −21 41
15 Womkaz 38 10 8 20 48 62 −14 38
16 Rololoc 38 9 10 19 43 65 −22 37
17 Helavet 38 7 15 16 44 55 −11 36
18 Zokod 38 9 8 21 47 69 −22 35
19 Acatar 38 10 5 23 35 76 −41 35
20 Linvat 38 8 9 21 44 73 −29 33


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.  Pug Zeqyeqa           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Certavac 38 25 7 6 84 47 +37 82 Promoted
2 Nervador 38 18 10 10 64 43 +21 64 Promotion Playoffs
3 Plovoc 38 18 8 12 61 47 +14 62 Promotion Playoffs
4 Jivenic 38 17 11 10 57 45 +12 62 Promotion Playoffs
5 Klentamp 38 19 5 14 61 54 +7 62 Promotion Playoffs

6 Macratop 38 18 7 13 74 50 +24 61
7 Coronof 38 16 10 12 68 62 +6 58
8 Ploravat 38 16 10 12 48 45 +3 58
9 Janevac 38 14 14 10 48 47 +1 56
10 Mynvurn 38 15 10 13 47 47 0 55
11 Preneryan 38 14 10 14 54 59 −5 52
12 Nilvant 38 12 15 11 51 55 −4 51
13 Kernat 38 13 11 14 50 50 0 50
14 Xylical 38 9 18 11 54 58 −4 45
15 Kinkatir 38 11 11 16 45 57 −12 44
16 Xerjik 38 10 13 15 58 65 −7 43
17 Trajkot 38 11 10 17 40 56 −16 43
18 Monjon 38 9 12 17 50 62 −12 39
19 Sawartob 38 6 12 20 44 67 −23 30
20 Telarfat 38 4 6 28 27 69 −42 18

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.  Pug Fedala            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ixiln 38 30 3 5 95 36 +59 93 Promoted
2 Dynabat 38 27 5 6 81 36 +45 86 Promotion Playoffs
3 Matkag 38 23 6 9 78 38 +40 75 Promotion Playoffs
4 Yentaz 38 21 6 11 62 53 +9 69 Promotion Playoffs
5 Xarpin 38 19 5 14 74 54 +20 62 Promotion Playoffs

6 Sylav 38 18 6 14 54 43 +11 60
7 Lancat 38 16 9 13 55 49 +6 57
8 Setlyc 38 16 8 14 55 55 0 56
9 Irkib 38 16 5 17 54 59 −5 53
10 Halton 38 15 6 17 61 60 +1 51
11 Uzulv 38 15 4 19 59 62 −3 49
12 Norcaz 38 15 4 19 55 59 −4 49
13 Neralk 38 14 7 17 55 64 −9 49
14 Xefax 38 12 12 14 56 53 +3 48
15 Worcaj 38 14 6 18 49 58 −9 48
16 Cinfad 38 12 10 16 47 54 −7 46
17 Teluryd 38 11 9 18 44 65 −21 42 Relegated
18 Jaxac 38 7 16 15 42 56 −14 37 Relegated
19 Vewaf 38 9 6 23 47 79 −32 33 Relegated
20 Lonsk 38 2 3 33 25 115 −90 9 Relegated

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.  Pug Refora            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Atloriz 38 24 6 8 78 41 +37 78 Promoted
2 Ervor 38 23 6 9 83 44 +39 75 Promotion Playoffs
3 Bulax 38 22 9 7 79 48 +31 75 Promotion Playoffs
4 Oporton 38 19 8 11 48 43 +5 65 Promotion Playoffs
5 Qapax 38 17 13 8 68 52 +16 64 Promotion Playoffs

6 Saporn 38 19 6 13 72 48 +24 63
7 Yinzil 38 17 12 9 57 48 +9 63
8 Brinlop 38 13 14 11 58 54 +4 53
9 Enzrel 38 15 8 15 49 52 −3 53
10 Elabor 38 13 9 16 51 57 −6 48
11 Sertyp 38 13 8 17 54 64 −10 47
12 Ejurn 38 13 8 17 53 67 −14 47
13 Kenbar 38 11 13 14 47 59 −12 46
14 Gantew 38 12 8 18 46 62 −16 44
15 Gallinop 38 12 6 20 52 54 −2 42
16 Sanut 38 11 9 18 44 62 −18 42
17 Rajalaj 38 12 4 22 47 74 −27 40 Relegated
18 Zazorz 38 7 15 16 44 59 −15 36 Relegated
19 Oycern 38 7 12 19 42 61 −19 33 Relegated
20 Mordaz 38 7 12 19 40 63 −23 33 Relegated

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.  Pug Serana            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Walpoc 38 22 7 9 73 39 +34 73 Promoted
2 Zrintal 38 21 9 8 65 32 +33 72 Promotion Playoffs
3 Norfad 38 21 7 10 69 44 +25 70 Promotion Playoffs
4 Zyxuc 38 16 13 9 62 43 +19 61 Promotion Playoffs
5 Joluk 38 16 13 9 55 48 +7 61 Promotion Playoffs

6 Radazav 38 16 13 9 58 54 +4 61
7 Vloran 38 17 8 13 60 49 +11 59
8 Mercad 38 16 10 12 62 51 +11 58
9 Senjid 38 17 7 14 54 52 +2 58
10 Ulornov 38 15 11 12 52 43 +9 56
11 Carajak 38 14 11 13 61 53 +8 53
12 Lendat 38 15 8 15 57 51 +6 53
13 Kronnic 38 13 12 13 47 48 −1 51
14 Pontanol 38 14 9 15 48 55 −7 51
15 Walart 38 11 14 13 49 53 −4 47
16 Torfaw 38 13 6 19 49 57 −8 45
17 Xoral 38 11 10 17 56 61 −5 43 Relegated
18 Harinaj 38 8 5 25 38 81 −43 29 Relegated
19 Aloran 38 6 10 22 41 70 −29 28 Relegated
20 Manvran 38 5 3 30 29 101 −72 18 Relegated

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.  Pug Tumata            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ploran 38 21 8 9 68 51 +17 71 Promoted
2 Fezax 38 20 8 10 71 44 +27 68 Promotion Playoffs
Voraxan 38 20 8 10 71 44 +27 68 Promotion Playoffs
4 Vazed 38 20 8 10 72 47 +25 68 Promotion Playoffs
5 Yeflerb 38 20 8 10 60 42 +18 68 Promotion Playoffs

6 Zivirtad 38 17 16 5 62 38 +24 67
7 Mrelit 38 17 13 8 65 41 +24 64
8 Fenzaj 38 18 9 11 61 47 +14 63
9 Lajag 38 17 10 11 72 45 +27 61
10 Foraz 38 15 14 9 64 43 +21 59
11 Porgonal 38 15 13 10 59 39 +20 58
12 Ozozov 38 14 10 14 55 52 +3 52
13 Delaj 38 13 11 14 46 55 −9 50
14 Humaten 38 12 11 15 46 50 −4 47
15 Kolomb 38 14 4 20 40 50 −10 46
16 Minbuz 38 12 10 16 46 63 −17 46
17 Wyzlat 38 11 6 21 38 58 −20 39 Relegated
18 Belorax 38 5 7 26 36 85 −49 22 Relegated
19 Azord 38 3 6 29 29 97 −68 15 Relegated
20 Krikyr 38 3 6 29 26 96 −70 15 Relegated

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.  Pug Qelama            Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Mupetyn 38 23 10 5 80 45 +35 79 Promoted
2 Atlemp 38 21 12 5 84 44 +40 75 Promotion Playoffs
3 Ixitil 38 22 4 12 69 43 +26 70 Promotion Playoffs
4 Qaladaf 38 20 8 10 78 43 +35 68 Promotion Playoffs
5 Liczak 38 20 7 11 77 47 +30 67 Promotion Playoffs

6 Truret 38 18 13 7 55 35 +20 67
7 Relloz 38 20 7 11 55 36 +19 67
8 Dycac 38 18 12 8 69 46 +23 66
9 Xerop 38 17 8 13 64 47 +17 59
10 Sererek 38 15 13 10 57 52 +5 58
11 Nipox 38 15 11 12 60 48 +12 56
12 Wypink 38 14 6 18 49 57 −8 48
13 Noravat 38 9 15 14 42 55 −13 42
14 Cartef 38 9 15 14 39 55 −16 42
15 Krazax 38 10 8 20 42 65 −23 38
16 Saflon 38 8 10 20 35 61 −26 34
17 Escal 38 9 6 23 35 77 −42 33 Relegated
18 Oyazec 38 5 10 23 36 78 −42 25 Relegated
19 Unorlor 38 5 10 23 36 80 −44 25 Relegated
20 Geralp 38 5 9 24 29 77 −48 24 Relegated


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.  Pug Qelamajza         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Xapon 38 29 6 3 105 36 +69 93 Promoted
2 Homarl 38 27 8 3 81 35 +46 89 Promotion Playoffs
3 Abork 38 27 5 6 88 31 +57 86 Promotion Playoffs
4 Brajit 38 22 7 9 86 53 +33 73 Promotion Playoffs
5 Zororov 38 20 11 7 77 44 +33 71 Promotion Playoffs

6 Myrvom 38 20 7 11 63 51 +12 67
7 Zwatal 38 18 11 9 71 39 +32 65
8 Flordew 38 18 8 12 62 47 +15 62
9 Vlanj 38 18 6 14 66 48 +18 60
10 Pojrav 38 17 5 16 62 59 +3 56
11 Ukapox 38 16 5 17 59 56 +3 53
12 Molatrac 38 14 7 17 62 69 −7 49
13 Frevar 38 12 10 16 56 66 −10 46
14 Kowan 38 13 7 18 47 64 −17 46
15 Vonal 38 11 7 20 53 69 −16 40
16 Jujon 38 10 5 23 41 64 −23 35
17 Welbut 38 9 5 24 49 85 −36 32 Relegated
18 Twelan 38 8 7 23 41 80 −39 31 Relegated
19 Yarinir 38 4 3 31 29 97 −68 15 Relegated
20 Lacord 38 1 2 35 23 128 −105 5 Relegated
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Fuzpon Qusma is proud to send its clubs to be representatives of Qusmo throughout the multiverse. To see more of sport in Qusmo, visit Spon Qusma. There, you can find information on matters such as a guide to the Qusma club football system, a season preview for Pug Qusmyra (the League of the Qusmyr, which acts as the top flight), a season preview for Pug Qusma (the League of the Nation, which acts as the second flight), lower league results, & cup results.

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.  Pug Qusmyra           Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Qastyr 38 25 6 7 106 52 +54 81 Qavazujz Puga Qusmyra Bey & UICA Champions’ Cup 71 & Rushmori Copa de Campeons 44
2 Poldanz 38 24 4 10 82 45 +37 76 UICA Globe Cup 68 & Cygnus Cup Winners' Cup 46
3 Atlant 38 21 7 10 44 23 +21 70 UICA Globe Cup 68
4 Trew 38 21 7 10 74 54 +20 70 UICA Globe Cup 68

5 Rejin 38 20 9 9 74 57 +17 69 Vilitian Cove Invitational 3
6 Koflir 38 18 9 11 40 30 +10 63
7 Estraj 38 18 8 12 72 63 +9 62
8 Vlonz 38 18 8 12 74 78 −4 62
9 Werzin 38 17 8 13 70 59 +11 59
10 Niom 38 13 12 13 47 42 +5 51
11 Trosoc 38 14 9 15 39 53 −14 51
12 Brel 38 15 4 19 43 59 −16 49
13 Zwac 38 12 8 18 57 66 −9 44
14 Qasym 38 14 2 22 46 56 −10 44
15 Fryvvyn 38 12 7 19 52 70 −18 43
16 Poljak 38 11 9 18 67 73 −6 42
17 Lilnim 38 12 5 21 35 53 −18 41
18 Kozon 38 8 10 20 44 65 −21 34 Relegated
19 Mostew 38 8 6 24 57 90 −33 30 Relegated
20 Atlark 38 7 6 25 42 77 −35 27 Relegated


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.  Pug Qusma             Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Dynynon 38 28 4 6 93 39 +54 88 Promoted & UICA Series B Champions’ Cup 68
2 Ixic 38 28 3 7 99 56 +43 87 Promoted & UICA Series B Champions’ Cup 68

3 Qalijan 38 24 8 6 63 37 +26 80 Promotion Playoffs
4 Polxar 38 21 11 6 93 55 +38 74 Promotion Playoffs
5 Atlov 38 21 8 9 60 38 +22 71 Promotion Playoffs
6 Vlosk 38 18 13 7 86 63 +23 67 Promotion Playoffs

7 Niflic 38 17 12 9 62 47 +15 63
8 Qandon 38 17 11 10 81 63 +18 62
9 Renan 38 14 11 13 43 40 +3 53
10 Samerter 38 13 12 13 65 67 −2 51
11 Kobat 38 11 16 11 37 36 +1 49
12 Brakjon 38 11 13 14 51 56 −5 46
13 Juzad 38 12 8 18 44 60 −16 44
14 Oytrow 38 8 12 18 23 46 −23 36
15 Ukunut 38 9 9 20 33 58 −25 36
16 Gelf 38 10 5 23 24 48 −24 35
17 Wecan 38 5 15 18 50 83 −33 30
18 Trilc 38 7 7 24 26 59 −33 28 Relegated
19 Hontrac 38 5 9 24 40 76 −36 24 Relegated
20 Yafilp 38 4 7 27 32 78 −46 19 Relegated

Puk Buvanorata Puga Qusma
Qalijan 1–0 Vlosk
Polxar 4–0 Atlov
Qalijan 2–0 Polxar

Qusmo (QUS) qualifiers

UICA Champions' Cup 71: Qastyr
UICA Globe Cup 68: Poldanz, Atlant, & Trew
UICA Series B Champions’ Cup 68: Dynynon, Ixic, & Qalijan
UICA Youth Cup 23: Juzun Trewa

Rushmori Copa de Campeones 44: Qastyr
Cygnus Cup Winners’ Cup 46: Poldanz

VCIAPP: Rejin
Association: Qusmo (QUS)
Selection Via: League table
Note: The automatic place given to Puk Zama (Invitational Cup [equivalent of League Cup]) champions Qastyr was forfeited when they finished first in Pug Qusma (top flight league) & accepted an entrance in the UICA Champions’ Cup & Rushmori Copa de Campeones; thus, Qusmo’s nomination to the VCI was given to the next club which had not already qualified for a major senior international competition.
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Today, Fuzpon Qusma announced its preparations for the upcoming qualifiers for the eightieth edition of the World Cup, & the first of which Qusmo will attempt to qualify for. To begin the news conference, Avarn-Oxolt Ban was announced as the manager for the national team, leaving their former club of KF Zwac.

"Ban has done an amazing job in Zwall over the past season, & we thought that they would be the best choice to lead Qusmo into its first international competitions. As you all know, Zwac was essentially written off before the first kickoff, & it was widely picked to go down to Pug Qusma next season. Instead, Ban was able to lead their side to a mid-table finish six spots ahead of the Spon Qusma preseason predictions. No manager in either Pug Qusmyra or Pug Qusma was able to beat their preseason predictions by more than that margin. They have shown tremendous success so far, & we are hopeful that they'll do so again."

After their introductions, the 66-year-old Avarn-Oxolt took the podium. "Thank you. As you know, we've done a lot more at Mastad Zwalla than anyone ever thought we could. We were pegged to finish at the very bottom, but we showed that we could compete every week. I'm so proud of what we've been able to accomplish at Zwall, but I just couldn't pass up a chance to lead my country. I hope that we'll be able to enjoy some great success with the national squad, too."

After being asked if Fuzpon Qusma had done any other preparations for the qualifying tournament, Avarn-Oxolt assured them that everything was running smoothly. "To answer your question directly, yes, we have decided to make Mastad Qusma in our capital of Qanz our home stadium. We will be using that for the majority of the qualification process. We can give you a list of which stadia will be used which day, specifically, because I haven't bothered to memorize that yet, to be perfectly honest with you."

"However, we've done a lot more than just look at where we're going to play. We've also done a lot of work selecting who we're going to play. Fuzpon Qusma invited 50 players - 15 defenders, midfielders, & forwards each, & five goalkeepers - to a training camp. At that camp, we called up twenty-five players to our first national team. There were a lot of tough choices, but, ultimately, we had to pare it down. We have three goalkeepers, eight defenders, eight midfielders, & six forwards, just like a club roster. Y'know, a really, really good Pug Qusmyra roster," the manager quipped. "We might call a few more players up over the course of the qualification cycle, depending on how things go, but that's what we're going to start with."

The last question related to the all-important Starting XI for qualification. "I have decided what my Starting XI for the match against Wolves Clans will be, but I'm hoping to keep that under wraps until match day. I want to keep the other side guessing, you know? You all know that I put a 3-5-2 in place at Zwac, & I won't lie that that's one of our options, but we'll adjust our lineup on a day to day basis, depending on performance & opponent. After all, I think Ceni & Gopnikea might merit slightly different treatment in our preparation."

The manager was then asked about their hopes for the tournament. "You know, I took Zwac from a predicted place of 19th all the way to 13th in the final table. Now, I'm not terribly high on our chances to make it from Pot 9 to third, much less qualify, but I'm shooting for around seventh. In order to do that, we've got to get out to a fast start, frankly. If we can pick up seven points from our first three matches, that'd be an amazing start to things. I do think that's possible. We're going to host 256th-ranked Wolves Clans on Match Day 1 & unranked Gopnikea on Match Day 3. If we can win those matches & maybe even find a way to snatch a draw in Beepee, we'd be on a great trajectory before we hit the really tough portion of our schedule."

With that, Qusmo's new manager took his leave. "Sorry, all, but I have to go get the team ready to play Wolves Clans. It's going to be a tough, hard-fought campaign, but I know that these players can work hard & pull off something memorable. I'll see you again after the game in Qanz."

A Fuzpon Qusma staffer handed out the following printout of where Qusma would host each of its home matches during the qualifying campaign, just as Avarn-Oxolt had approved during the press conference.

Qusma World Cup Qualifiers Hosting Venues
Match Day 1 - Qusmo v Wolves Clans (256) - Mastad Qusma, Qanz
Match Day 3 - Qusmo v Gopnikea (UR) - Mastad Qusma, Qanz
Match Day 5 - Qusmo v Kandorith (187) - Mastad Tracama, Tracam
Match Day 7 - Qusmo v Buyan (49) - Mastad Qusma, Qanz
Match Day 9 - Qusmo v Omerica (111) - Mastad Mastad Atlema, Atlem
Match Day 11 - Qusmo v Beepee (144) - Mastad Qanza, Qanz
Match Day 13 - Qusmo v Tumbra (24) - Mastad Qusma, Qanz
Match Day 15 - Qusmo v Yesopalitha (70) - Mastad Polana, Polan
Match Day 17 - Qusmo v Ceni (17) - Mastad Qusma, Qanz

However, the staffer also accidentally handed out papers indicating the players at the national team training camp, the players that Avarn-Oxolt called up to the national team, & Avarn-Oxolt's first choice XI. The staffer likely won't last long at Fuzpon Qusma, but we're happy to publish this information that quite literally fell into our laps. It indicated that, just as we would have guessed & as they hinted at, Avarn-Oxolt will use a 3-5-2 formation to start the Qusma qualifying campaign against Wolves Clans - & possibly after that, too. Take a look at the selections, & debate the choices in the comments below.

.  Qusmo National Team First Choice Starting XI
1 Xynat-Evela Cuf (26) GK, Trosoc
2 Lucex-Ilinx Opu (30) CB, Atlant
3 Yelto-Alfan Ono (24) CB, Koflir
4 Cunix-Betva Tla (27) CB, Niom
5 Yunal-Julad Waz (25) DM, Poldanz
6 Ilinx-Kepex Zev (31) CM, Qastyr
7 Ilinx-Vulav Ixi (25) AM, Poldanz
8 Kynda-Sevet Pec (19) LM, Koflir
9 Forzu-Ralox Kal (25) RM, Qastyr
10 Rilan-Jerat Nev (18) ST, Trew
11 Xilit-Zaxac Yol (23) ST, Poldanz

.  Qusmo National Team Reserves
12 Vanza-Jerat Gep (26) GK, Qastyr
13 Zenon-Gerol Kal (23) CB, Koflir
14 Jralv-Yamaj Mal (23) LB, Atlant
15 Karar-Nirlo Hus (24) LB, Poldanz
16 Nirlo-Betva Uzo (24) RB, Atlant
17 Zorno-Relaf Bel (24) RB, Rejin
18 Yamaj-Blonz Jok (20) CM, Werzin
19 Helek-Nenzi Ono (21) LM, Vlonz
20 Ilinx-Ibilx Tla (28) RM, Trew
21 Rilan-Belaj Tar (28) LW, Qastyr
22 Ozolx-Mazur Guv (27) LW, Rejin
23 Jralv-Nexev Pec (25) RW, Poldanz
24 Paliv-Xilit Max (23) SS, Estraj
25 Prant-Telew Wek (26) GK, Poldanz

.  Qusmo National Team Training Camp
Xilit-Irtix Cuf (30) GK, Atlant
Pilta-Jerat Zev (31) GK, Koflir
Ozolx-Alfan Ixi (25) CB, Werzin
Elfon-Ajark Zyn (23) CB, Werzin
Raxat-Trenj Val (26) CB, Niom
Yoltz-Tlanx Sal (24) LB, Koflir
Intov-Helek Duk (25) LB, Werzin
Sevet-Zorno Val (29) RB, Koflir
Matez-Fenaz Yan (23) RB, Werzin
Dwada-Dalox Wek (20) DM, Rejin
Avarn-Avarn Val (23) LM, Qastyr
Cralt-Ernat Jan (29) LM, Werzin
Gavax-Nenzi Abe (23) AM, Trew
Xilit-Belaj Cuf (24) AM, Rejin
Xynat-Vralx Roz (26) AM, Estraj
Milor-Yunal Pul (25) AM, Estraj
Dynom-Sevet Zev (29) LW, Poldanz
Belaj-Kresp Abe (22) LW, Trew
Zenon-Grilt Ono (29) RW, Qastyr
Upuln-Cralt Guv (21) RW, Trew
Ucyxi-Slokt Eva (20) RW, Werzin
Forzu-Gerol Abe (26) SS, Zwac
Nexev-Yoltz Tla (30) SS, Poljak
Prant-Pertz Gor (25) ST, Qastyr
Denir-Mulpo Xer (26) ST, Estraj
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Furious that his lineup against Wolves Clans has been leaked to the media, manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban has decided that any tactical advantage that could have been obtained from concealing his lineup has been lost; instead, he has decided to talk up each of his picks, in the face of mounting controversy against them.

GK • № 1 • Xynat-Evela Cuf • 26 y.o. • KF Trosoc Image
KF Trosoc unexpectedly lept squarely into midtable, far from the relegation zone they were expected to be in by the end of the Pug Qusmyra season. Xynat-Evela Cuf’s breakout year was the main reason why they beat their preseason expectations by six spots. Given the subpar lineup around them this season, Xynat-Evela has gained a lot of experience finding ways to bail his defense out when it completely breaks down in front of him, even if he has to flail a bit in order to get the job done. As the starting goalkeeper for an unranked national team heading into World Cup play, that experience will likely come in handy.

CB • № 2 • Lucex-Ilinx Opu • 30 y.o. • KF Atlant Image
KF Atlant had by far the best defense in Pug Qusmyra last season, yielding only 0.6 goals per match - & that was with a back three where two of the starting defenders were fullbacks. The reason Atlant’s defense was so good is their lone starting centreback, Lucex-Ilinx Opu. Lucex-Ilinx is not afraid to get their kit dirty - or, sometimes, even play dirty, if the referee doesn’t see it. No one else on the Qusmo national team roster is even remotely close to Lucex-Ilinx in their physicality & style of play. Given their history of crunching tackles, perhaps that’s best for everyone’s injury reports.

CB • № 3 • Yelto-Alfan Ono • 24 y.o. • KF Koflir Image
KF Koflir was a club of attrition last season; it only scored 40 goals in 38 matches, but it only conceded 30, which made them the only club besides KF Atlant to yield less than a goal a match. Much of that was because of Yelto-Alfan Ono, who has started to develop some leadership on the back line for his club side. Yelto-Alfan is used to a four-player back line, however, & there are some concerns that they won’t be able to find the kind of chemistry needed to successfully operate a three-player line, especially early on in the campaign & given how frequently the back line will likely be challenged by high class opposition.

CB • № 4 • Cunix-Betva Tla • 27 y.o. • KF Niom Image
The only representative from their club to receive a national team call up, KF Niom captain Cunix-Betva Tla has emerged as a leader for the national team, too. Though a midtable side, Niom had the third-best defense in Pug Qusmyra last season - behind Atlant & Koflir, of course. Even if that helped get Cunix-Betva a call up, however, what has given them a place on the first choice Starting XI is their consistent displays of superb levels of sportsmanship. That has earned them respect throughout Pug Qusmyra, even from opposing managers, players, & fans. They are not overly physical; instead, they rely on their technical skills, which are above average for a Pug Qusmyra centreback. However, they’ll be expected to struggle against many of the more technically gifted strikers they’ll be expected to face during the qualification campaign.

DM • № 5 • Yunal-Julad Waz • 25 y.o. • KF Poldanz Image
KF Poldanz was a remarkably well-balanced club this year, boasting the second-best offense & fourth-best defense in Pug Qusmyra. Much of that record is attributable to Yunal-Julad Waz, who plays as a defensive midfielder for their club but will be asked by the manager to play as a part of a centre midfield triangle. Yunal-Julad has great vision for a Pug Qusmyra player, & much of their talent comes from smart play rather than any physical traits; they prefer to sit back, read the opposing defense, & then make plays accordingly. Without the advantage of their wits, they likely would be quickly overmatched in both pace & physicality by many of those they will face during the campaign.

CM • № 6 • Ilinx-Kepex Zev • 31 y.o. • KF Qastyr Image
Though the first season of Pug Qusmyra is not technically yet done, KF Qastyr’s captain has emerged as a favourite for player of the year. Ilinx-Kepex Zev are truly what makes their title-winning club the domestic powerhouse they have quickly proven themselves to be, with both fantastic play & fantastic heart. They play all across the field, unafraid to make a tackle in their own box or take a shot in the opposition’s. They rarely, if ever, showed any fatigue over the course of the league season, though that might change with a grueling slate of fixtures spread out so far & against such top class opposition. Ilinx-Kepex has emerged as the captain & leader of the national team, as their seemingly fearless & tireless play motivates their teammates to do even better on the pitch.

AM • № 7 • Ilinx-Vulav Ixi • 25 y.o. • KF Poldanz Image
KF Poldanz boasts a great centre midfield for Pug Qusmyra; both of their own players in that position have made it onto the national team’s first choice Starting XI. Ilinx-Vulav has a lot of experience with national team teammate Yunal-Julad Waz as the tip of their club’s midfield diamond, & that chemistry will likely serve them well in the centre midfield triangle. Though asked to take a more general role as a centre midfielder rather than an attacking midfielder, Ilinx-Vulav is itching to help create chances. They have a bit of pace, but their main weapon is a keen sense of timing for through balls. The chemistry they already have with key teammates on the national team lineup should be highly conducive to just that.

LM • № 8 • Kynda-Sevet Pec • 19 y.o. • KF Koflir Image
Only two Pug Qusmyra starters were younger than 20 this season, & Kynda-Sevet Pec was one of them. They got KF Koflir to the brink of international competition qualification this season on the basis of fantastic pace. They are one of the fastest players in Pug Qusmyra, which already places quite a lot of emphasis on speed. They make some poor choices on the ball that they need to clear up, & they need to dribble better. They need to protect the ball better, as they are quite slight & no match for a physical challenge, especially from the much more physical players they are likely to see in service of the national team; however, they can come flying quickly out of left midfield to create opportunities for others up front or have a go at it themselves.

RM • № 9 • Forzu-Ralox Kal • 25 y.o. • KF Qastyr Image
Poldanz is not the only club well-represented in the national team midfield; KF Qastyr has two representatives as well. Forzu-Ralox Kal is a great player on the right side, where they bring suitable pace & stamina, & they also have chemistry with national team captain Ilinx-Kepex Zev from the recent club season. The player pool for right midfielder is rather weak in Qusmo, but that doesn’t mean that they’re bad, necessarily. They will be relied on primarily to stretch the defense out & to prevent them from focussing only on the centre & left of the pitch; however, some questions have emerged over the accuracy of Forzu-Ralox’s passing, especially that of his crosses.

ST • № 10 • Rilan-Jerat Nev • 18 y.o. • KF Trew Image
Rilan-Jerat Nev is one of the most exciting young players in Pug Qusmyra today & the youngest starter in the entire league. Some controversy did erupt when it emerged that Rilan-Jerat was chosen for the Starting XI, but they have some major accomplishments under their belt. They scored a goal on the final matchday of the Pug Qusmyra season that ultimately put KF Trew through to the UICA Globe Cup, & they demolished the opposition in Puk Juzuna to lead the Trew U-20 side to the UICA Youth Cup. They are one of the quickest players in a generally quick league, & they just seem to know where to put the ball to get it past the keeper; however, their confidence sometimes goes too far, & they try to make a run on goal when they really should just pass. They need to work on dribbling, passing, & staving off hard challenges, but the Trew fan base love them already.

ST • № 11 • Xilit-Zaxac Yol • 23 y.o. • KF Poldanz Image
Xilit-Zaxac Yol rounds out the national team contingent from KF Poldanz. Xilit-Zaxac may head only the second-best attack in Pug Qusmyra, but they are likely Pug Qusmyra’s best striker. They have great pace & are fantastic at finishing. Most of all, though, they play intelligently. They always seem to know where the ball is & where the player who is marking them is, & they use that to their best advantage. A common sight at KF Poldanz is a ball played deep in the midfield or even the defense by Yunal-Julad Waz to Ilinx-Vulav Ixi, who would promptly play a through ball to Xilit-Zaxac Yol, who would then relentlessly finish. It seems no coincidence that all three of those players are also on the national team roster, but of those KF Poldanz players, it is undoubtedly Xilit-Zaxac Yol who is the best on this team.

Special Roles
Formation: 3 - 5 - 2
Manager: Avarn-Oxolt Ban
Captain: Ilinx-Kepex Zev
Corners: Ilinx-Vulav Ixi
Free Kicks: Xilit-Zaxac Yol
Penalties: Xilit-Zaxac Yol

.  Reserves for Match Day 1
12 Vanza-Jerat Gep (26) GK, Qastyr
13 Zenon-Gerol Kal (23) CB, Koflir
14 Jralv-Yamaj Mal (23) LB, Atlant
15 Karar-Nirlo Hus (24) LB, Poldanz
16 Nirlo-Betva Uzo (24) RB, Atlant
17 Zorno-Relaf Bel (24) RB, Rejin
18 Yamaj-Blonz Jok (20) CM, Werzin
19 Helek-Nenzi Ono (21) LM, Vlonz
20 Ilinx-Ibilx Tla (28) RM, Trew
21 Rilan-Belaj Tar (28) LW, Qastyr
22 Ozolx-Mazur Guv (27) LW, Rejin
23 Jralv-Nexev Pec (25) RW, Poldanz
24 Paliv-Xilit Max (23) SS, Estraj
25 Prant-Telew Wek (26) GK, Poldanz

In a prepared statement, the manager also released details on the Qusma team's kits. "I was disappointed to learn that a member of the Fuzpon Qusma organization accidentally attached information on our lineup rather than on our kits, which was what was intended to be on those extra pages handed to the media. Our home kit will be in our national colours, red & gold. Emblematic of our national flag, a thick two-colour sash will run from the right shoulder down to the left hip, both front & back. The top sash colour will be gold, & the bottom sash colour will be red. Above the sash will be a red field, while below the sash will be a gold field. Our shorts will be red & our socks will be gold. On the back, we will have a large red circle outlined in gold to recall our flag, break the sash, & allow clearer kit numbers, which will be printed in gold, just like the sun on our flag. Highlights throughout the kit will be gold. Our clash kit will be white with the full, uninterrupted, two-colour sash on front & back. We will have black numbers & red highlights, complemented by the same red shorts & gold socks. Our goalkeepers' kits will be black with the sash on the front side only, with white numbers, gold highlights, black shorts, & black socks. We believe that these kits are not only striking, but will represent our country well internationally. We are proud to represent Qusmo, & we are looking forward to starting the qualifying campaign against Wolves Clans in Qanz."
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Postby Qusmo » Wed Apr 25, 2018 11:25 am

A popular sport radio host in Qusmo has stirred controversy with their vocal criticism of the Qusma national team just ahead of their maiden World Cup qualifying campaign.

"Look, I know we all know it, but I'll be the one to come out & say it. Avarn-Oxolt Ban should not be managing the national team. And the selections they made for the national team squad prove that."

"I mean, let's look at the manager themself. What record do they have? They managed a club that finished thirteenth in Pug Qusmyra. There are a dozen more qualified managers in our own domestic league, for crying out loud! I know that Fuzpon Qusma has said that Zwac did less awfully than they were expected to, but that doesn't mean they actually did well. And other managers did just as well as Avarn-Oxolt - look at Cralt-Nirlo Fox at Estraj or even Lynul-Zorno Dar at Trosoc. They both beat expectations by six slots, too, but their expectations weren't of finishing dead last to everyone except Mostew. Beating their preseason expectations was actually an accomplishment. The reason that Cralt-Nirlo & Lynul-Zorno chose to stay at their sides is because they thought they had good club squads, & they didn't want to mess with their job security by taking charge of the national team. Avarn-Oxolt knows that what they did at Zwac was a fluke, & they won't be able to do it again; that's why they leaped at the opportunity to manage another bad team."

"And I'll stand by that. Qusmo could be a decent side, but Avarn-Oxolt wrecked it. Our manager has degraded the quality of our national team. Let's look at the players Avarn-Oxolt picked for their squad. Are they serious? Qastyr had the best offense in the league; it wasn't even close. That's why they won both Puk Zama & Pug Qusmyra. That's why they were the only Qusma club to make it to the Globe Cup playoff round. Yet they got less players on the starting XI & on the 25-player roster as a whole than other clubs, like Poldanz. And they didn't place a single player on the starting XI attack. The striker who led that 106-goal offense isn't even on the roster. This is unbelievable. What is Avarn-Oxolt thinking?"

"Now, I know that a lot of you are fans of Rilan-Jerat Nev. Sure, I get it. The kid's young. He beat up on other kids in Puk Juzuna. But he doesn't belong in the national team starting XI. Now, I'm not saying he won't ever be that good, or that he won't get better in the future - but Rilan-Jerat is a kid. He doesn't have the experience, he doesn't have the poise. That's why Trew got blown out of the water in the very first preliminary round of the Globe Cup. They might become worthy of the national team shirt sometime in the future, but that time is not now."

"But that's not the only bad decision Avarn-Oxolt made with regards to personnel. Kynda-Sevet Pec is another kid put in there for no good reason. Sure, they're quick. Sure, they're young, & they'll have some positive press for practically being a baby. But they're not a good player. They don't protect the ball, they can't dribble, & they make countless boneheaded decisions on the ball. The outside midfield is just bad in general. And has Avarn-Oxolt forgotten that the point of a 3-5-2 is to have those midfielders double back to the defense when the opposition is pressing forward? It sure seems like it, based on the players they have selected. They're only meant to go forward, not provide a bit of security in back. And Forzu-Ralox Kal plays so poorly that sometimes they can't even do that. If I had to bet my life on a Forzu-Ralox cross landing in the same city as their target, I'd start preparing my last rites."

"Avarn-Oxolt Ban is a bad manager, &, true to form, they've managed this club awfully. Avarn-Oxolt says they want to manage Qusmo to seventh. Seventh? Really? I'd understand that unranked Gopnikea & 256th-ranked Wolves Clans are beatable foes, but who else does Avarn-Oxolt think we'll vault? Kandorith? Beepee? And they think they'll draw against Beepee in Beepee, in our national team's first trip abroad? Let me be clear: We'll finish ninth, at best. We won't be able to get a win against Wolves Clans in Qanz, we'll lose to Beepee on match day two, & we'll struggle throughout the entire campaign to pick up any points at all - & that's all because of Avarn-Oxolt Ban. Fuzpon Qusma needs to fire them immediately if it wants to salvage anything out of this campaign."

As they were preparing for their first match as national team manager, Avarn-Oxolt Ban was not available for comment.
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Qusmo National Team wins in first match


Qusmo’s national team is in the midst of wild celebrations in the wake of their victory over Wolves Clans. Ilinx-Kepex Zev scored in stoppage time to give their nation a 1-0 victory in its first ever match. As the beginning of a World Cup qualifying campaign, it was a great result for the Qusmi’y.

After the match, star midfielder Ilinx-Kepex Zev told reporters that they were most proud of the opportunity to captain their national team in its first-ever match. “When I heard our anthem being played, it gave me such amazing pride. I couldn’t not give my country every bit of effort I had within me to win. And that’s just what we did.”

Ilinx-Kepex was quick to deflect praise, however. “It was really a fantastic effort all around to win. If our defense hadn’t been solid, if Cuf hadn’t made some saves, if the other midfielders hadn’t won us possession, if our forwards hadn’t kept the relentless pressure up, we wouldn’t have been in the position to win with such a late goal.”

Indeed, the Qusma team played superbly. From the opening whistle, Qusmo seemed eager to play in front of a raucous home crowd in Qanz, & they rewarded their supporters with an immediate barrage on the Wolves Clans goal. In the first fifteen minutes, Qusma players recorded seven shots, including several balls that the Wolves Clans keeper deflected away from their net; however, excellent goalkeeping play, some opportune defensive work, & a couple of offside calls kept the match scoreless.

“Certainly, I thought we should have been up 2-0, at least, after the first fifteen. I don’t think those goals should have been disallowed,” said Rilan-Jerat Nev after the match. Fortunately, it proved not to matter for the final result. Wolves Clans were able to regroup after the first precarious quarter hour, & they even got two good looks on goal late in the first half.

“Fantastic job by [Qusma goalkeeper Xynat-Evela] Cuf today. They’ve proven time & time again that they deserve to don the national team kit, & they proved that today. They made some awfully difficult saves to preserve our clean sheet today, & that’s what really made the difference,” glowed manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban. “All of our players did a fantastic job, & Cuf was really one of the best.”

The match was not over yet, however. After two promising attacks early in the second half were ended prematurely by poor crosses from midfielder Forzu-Ralox Kal, they were substituted off in the fifty-ninth minute, with Jralv-Nexev Pec coming on in their place. “Kal was just nervous, I think,” explained Avarn-Oxolt. “It’s perfectly understandable; it’s nil-nil at home in a World Cup qualifier that happens to be your country’s first-ever international match. It’s no wonder why Kal had a bit of nerves today. I think they’ll be fine for our next match, against Beepee, though.”

That wasn’t their only substitution of the match, as left midfielder Kynda-Sevet Pec & centreback Yelto-Alfan Ono were replaced by Ozolx-Mazur Guv & Zenon-Gerol Kal, respectively, in a double substitution in the eighty-third minute. “At that point, it’s the end of the match, & our players were tired. We were trying to both make sure we held on to one point & also tried to pick up three. We needed fresh legs both in front & in back to make sure that happened,” clarified Avarn-Oxolt. “It’s not that they played poorly; they were just a bit tired, & I felt that some fresher bodies would help the team over the last ten minutes of the match.”

Ultimately, it was not any of Avarn-Oxolt’s substitutes that made the difference; it was the captain, Ilinx-Kepex Zev. During the short stoppage of play extended for the substitution, they tried to rally as many Qusma players as were within earshot to finish the match strong. “Honestly, I didn’t really hear what Zev was saying, but I saw that he somehow still had energy & was still going to give it his all. That motivated me to push myself even farther over the last few minutes of the match, too,” striker Xilit-Zaxac Yol revealed to reporters afterwards. “That one seems virtually tireless. It’s really amazing to watch.”

Amazing it was, as Ilinx-Kepex made a critical standing tackle just outside Qusmo’s box in the ninetieth minute of the match. They dribbled forward, waiting for options to develop, but the midfielder marking them slipped, & then it looked as if Ilinx-Kepex might be able to pull something off on their own. They sprinted forward with phenomenal pace, considering what they had already put themselves through on the day, & eventually was able to slot the ball into the top right corner of the post from twenty yards out in the face of an onrushing Wolves Clans defender in the second minute of stoppage time.

As their teammates mobbed them, Mastad Qusma became a cacophony of sound, & Ilinx-Kepex was seen visibly crying. “I’m telling you, nothing compares. Absolutely nothing. Even thinking about it now, I’m getting somewhat emotional,” confessed the captain. “What an amazing honour it is to be on this team, & to lead it. And to score like that, in front of these fans, in such a momentous situation, it’s simply indescribable. I’m so grateful to all those who made this possible for me, both my teammates on the pitch today & those who helped me along my way.”

The national team has a while yet to go on its way, as this was the first of eighteen World Cup qualifying matches it will play before play kicks off in Starblydia & the Equestrian States. Manager Avarn-Oxolt has previously expressed their desire to take a point from match day two, against the reigning Baptism of Fire champions Beepee at Pinewoods Stadium. “Of course, it’s going to be an extremely difficult match. It’s going to take all these players have. But, from how they played today, I think they can do it. I know they can do it,” vowed Avarn-Oxolt.

Beepee lost in heartbreaking fashion to open their qualifying campaign; they conceded a goal off a free kick in the eighty-ninth minute to seventeenth-ranked Ceni to lose 1-0 on the road. In many ways, it was the opposite of what the Qusmi’y were treated to. Qusmo hopes, however, that Beepee won’t get redemption soon. They have proved today that Qusmo has come to play, & that it has come to win.

Qusmo 1-0 Wolves Clans
Mastad Qusma, Qanz, Qusmo
Ilinx-Kepex 90'+2
Cards: None
Injuries: None
Substitutions:
59' Jralv-Nexev for Forzu-Ralox
83' Ozolx-Mazur for Kynda-Sevet
83' Zenon-Gerol for Yelto-Alfan Ono

Quick notes for Beepee match:
Same Starting XI, reserves, & style modifier (-2) as against Wolves Clans
First-choice kits (red & gold)

Elsewhere in Group 11 on Matchday 1

Group 11
Kandorith 1–0 Omerica
Yesopalitha 6–3 Tumbra
Buyan 1–0 Gopnikea
Ceni 1–0 Beepee
Qusmo 1–0 Wolves Clans

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Yesopalitha 1 1 0 0 6 3 +3 3
2 Buyan 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
Ceni 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
Kandorith 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
Qusmo 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
6 Beepee 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
Gopnikea 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
Omerica 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
Wolves Clans 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
10 Tumbra 1 0 0 1 3 6 −3 0
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Postby Qusmo » Thu Apr 26, 2018 11:26 am

“Hey, it’s Morning Sport!”

“What? No, turn that off,” yelled Rilan-Jerat Nev from the next room. “I don’t like that one.”

“Hey, but I like it! & I want to listen to it!”

The radio blared, “Hello from Morning Sport. Today, we reflect on the Qusma national team’s victory in Qanz over Wolves Clans. A good result by them, sure, but I challenge the team: next time, when you go out on the pitch at home against a team not ranked in the top 250, maybe score within the first ninety minutes.”

“I’m serious, turn it off.”

“Oh, come on, let me listen to it!”

“Let’s hand a lot of props off to Ilinx-Kepex Zev. They’re practically a national hero now. Of course, that’s perfectly understandable; they saved their team from utter disgrace in Qanz. How terrible is it that we couldn’t find net once until some kid on the other side tripped over their own shoelaces & let Ilinx-Kepex find space for a shot? How many times did we have a perfectly good attack? How many times was it squandered by players not knowing where the net was or what the offside rule was? Ilinx-Kepex -”

“I said shut it off!” barked Rilan-Jerat.

The radio turned off, & in the silence that followed, Nev turned the commentator’s thoughts over in their head. That sportscaster was clearly talking about them. They had been flagged for offside twice in the first fifteen minutes, when it looked like Qusmo was playing its best throughout the whole match. Rilan-Jerat put the ball into the back of the net twice, & some linesperson from the edge of the multiverse decided they wanted to wave a flag.

There was nothing offside about it. Rilan-Jerat knew that they should have been Qusmo’s first-ever international goalscorer - & they should have had a brace, too. The thought that they were doubted for a second made them furious - & motivated them to prove once & for all that they were worthy of playing for the Qusma national team.
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Qusmo National Team dominant in Beepee


“Yes! Yes! Oh, wow, yes!”

The words of national team manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban say it all today, as the Qusmi’y are in raptures with their most recent performance: a 4-0 thrashing of Beepee in Fuzpon Qusma’s first match abroad.

“I can’t say enough about how amazing our players were today. It really was like a dream, almost,” gushed Avarn-Oxolt after the match. “We were clean, crisp, & laser-focused throughout the whole ninety minutes. We controlled it from start to finish. It was truly a fantastic match.”

Just like in the World Cup opener against Wolves Clans, Qusmo started strong; they kept Beepee from ever really threatening in the hosts’ final third in the first fifteen minutes, & the visitors had begun to probe the Beepeean defense by that point. After a few trying runs were taken care of by Beepee, an Ilinx-Vulav Ixi through ball found striker Xilit-Zaxac Yol, who calmly slotted it past the keeper to claim first blood in the nineteenth minute.

The Qusmi’y did not let up from there, as they continued to put pressure on the Beepeeans. Qusmo kept making runs, & Beepee kept looking like it was playing from its back foot. Striker Rilan-Jerat Nev thought they had scored Qusmo’s second goal of the match in the thirty-second minute, but their goal was disallowed for a clear offside.

After that, Beepee started to gain some momentum, as they were able to finally get dangerous crosses into the box; centrebacks Cunix-Betva Tla & Yelto-Alfan Ono were each able to make one important clearance each to keep Xynat-Evela Cuf from having to work too hard between the posts, however. After Yelto-Alfan got the ball out, it was passed to right midfielder Forzu-Ralox Kal. Forzu-Ralox then executed a cross to Xilit-Zaxac, who beat the defender who was marking them to score a brace on a header in the forty-fourth minute.

This seemed to completely crush the spirits of the host crowd; just before half, their team was finally showing a spark & had a chance to equalize, but instead a Qusma counterattack put their side down two goals to nil - & this was their first World Cup qualifier match in Pinewoods Stadium, on the heels of their side nearly pulling a point away from a trip to multiversal powerhouses Ceni.

“It really seemed to take the air out of them,” offered the manager when asked about it. “After that, the home crowd just did not seem to be in it. I think that second goal was really momentous for us, because that eased the pressure on us, both from the scoreline & from the Beepeean fans. At the time, though, I was worried that Beepee would come out for the second half more motivated than ever; that’s why I tried to make sure our players would match that fire when we went in for team talks at half.”

Match that fire they did, as Qusmo came out roaring. In the fifty-first minute, centre-back Cunix-Betva Tla made a standing tackle on oncoming Beepeean striker Carlo Bannan, then dribbled nearly to midfield before passing it to left midfielder Kynda-Sevet Pec, who used breakneck speed to crash the box. The Beepeean defense wasn’t quite ready for the attack to come so soon, & they scrambled to cover Kynda-Sevet. In the confusion, two defenders went to mark the Qusmi, which left space for a simple pass to Xilit-Zaxac Yol, who didn’t even take a touch before burying a shot into the back of the net in the fifty-fourth minute.

It was 3-0, & Xilit-Zaxac had scored every goal of the match. While they were celebrating the first hat trick in Qusma history, the manager signalled for substitutes to start warming up, & the crowd went completely silent. Everyone in attendance at Pinewoods Stadium had seemed to arrive at a single conclusion: The game, for all intents & purposes, was already over.

“Look, at that point, we’ve got a 3-0 lead,” explained Avarn-Oxolt. “Maybe we might have squeezed one more goal out of there, the way we were playing, had I left the squad in a little longer, but I wanted to make sure that our best players would be fresh for matches that really mattered. We have sixteen more matches to go, & this was just the first of nine trips to opposing stadia around the multiverse. We need all the rest we can get.”

With that, Avarn-Oxolt called for a triple substitution in the sixty-fifth minute. Left back Jralv-Yamaj Mal replaced their KF Atlant teammate & national team centreback Lucex-Ilinx Opu, fellow Atlant fullback Nirlo-Betva Uzo came on to play on the right side of the defense in relief of captain & centre midfielder Ilinx-Kepex Zev, & poacher Paliv-Xilit Max replaced Xilit-Zaxac Yol, the hero of the match.

“Xilit-Zaxac played magically today. Whatever they were called to do, wherever on the pitch they were at, whichever situation they were put in, they did precisely what they had to to give our squad the best shot of winning as they could. Everyone gave a fantastic effort, but Xilit-Zaxac’s, in particular, really was one to remember,” Avarn-Oxolt proclaimed. “Again, I didn’t substitute anyone off because they were playing poorly; on the contrary, they were all doing so well, & I want to make sure they continue to do that well down the road in our qualifying campaign, too.”

Before heading off, Ilinx-Kepex Zev handed the captain’s armband off to vice captain & centreback Cunix-Betva Tla, who was entrusted simply with preserving a 3-0 lead with twenty-five minutes plus stoppage time remaining. With the extra player in defense, Qusmo settled into a 4-4-2 diamond, a formation it had not used previously in the qualification campaign, for the rest of the match.

The last half hour did not produce a bevy of highlights, as most players on both sides realized that they likely were not going to change the outcome of a Qusma victory. The one memorable moment was found in the seventy-eighth minute, as Pavliv-Xilit Max, the substitute of the player with the hat trick, scored on a free kick from twenty-five yards out.

Francois Shep, the Beepeean goalkeeper, clearly thought the ball would be heading for the near post, & they cheated there; unfortunately for Beepee, however, this shifted their momentum such that they were unable to react in time to save the shot, which was actually curled toward the far post.

Pinewoods Stadium was already very quiet, & it didn’t grow any louder after that. As some of the 72 000 fans in attendance started to head for the parking lot, the teams played out the final ten minutes & then headed for the locker room, one side ecstatic & the other dejected.

“Look, we’ve had an absolutely phenomenal first two matches,” commented Avarn-Oxolt. “Now we’ve got to capitalize on this momentum & find a way to win against Gopnikea in Qanz. In order to make sure we don’t squander this result, we need to make sure that we take all three points from that match. Let’s hope we keep this wonderful ride going one more match day. Let’s take it one match day at a time.”

When reminded that they had set a goal of seven points in the first three matches, Avarn-Oxolt laughed. “Yeah, I guess I ought to practice what I preach. But as for the seven point goal, that’s out the window. That was with a draw in mind here in Beepee. The goal was always to win both of our first two home matches. That’s still our goal. If that means the goal is to sit on nine points after our first three matches, then I guess that’s our goal.”

Avarn-Oxolt was then asked to comment on the Group 11 standings, which saw Qusmo second behind Ceni, tied on points & goal differential but behind on goals scored, & which awarded Beepee sole possession of last place based on goals scored. “I’ll address Beepee first. The Bulldozers are a good team. We played better than them today, & they were unlucky enough to draw Ceni in their opening match - but Beepee held them scoreless into the eighty-eighth minute. They’ll be ascending the table in short order.”

“As for us, look, we’ve only played two matches; we have sixteen left to go. It’d be great if these standings mattered right now, but the fact is, they really don’t. All that counts is what the table reads after match day eighteen, not match day two. With that said, I’ll look forward to seeing you all back in Qanz for match day three - & hopefully we’ll be discussing another Qusma victory afterwards, too.”

Group 11 - Match Day 2
Omerica 1–2 Wolves Clans
Beepee 0–4 Qusmo
Gopnikea 2–6 Ceni
Tumbra 0–2 Buyan
Kandorith 2–3 Yesopalitha

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ceni 2 2 0 0 7 2 +5 6
2 Qusmo 2 2 0 0 5 0 +5 6
3 Yesopalitha 2 2 0 0 9 5 +4 6
4 Buyan 2 2 0 0 3 0 +3 6
5 Kandorith 2 1 0 1 3 3 0 3
6 Wolves Clans 2 1 0 1 2 2 0 3
7 Omerica 2 0 0 2 1 3 −2 0
8 Tumbra 2 0 0 2 3 8 −5 0
9 Gopnikea 2 0 0 2 2 7 −5 0
10 Beepee 2 0 0 2 0 5 −5 0

Beepee 0-4 Qusmo
Pinewoods Stadium, Norfolk Pinewoods, Beepee
Xilit-Zaxac 19’, 44’, 54’
Pavliv-Xilit 78’
Cards: None
Injuries: None
Substitutions:
65’ Jralv-Yamaj Mal for Lucex-Ilinx Opu
65’ Nirlo-Betva Uzo for Ilinx-Kepex Zev
65’ Paliv-Xilit Max for Xilit-Zaxac Yol

Quick notes for Gopnikea match:
Qusmo will be using the same Starting XI & reserves as against Wolves Clans & Beepee.
Qusmo’s style modifier will be changed to ±0, to account for the team’s increased confidence, especially in light of recent results & given the fact that their opponent is unranked & riding zero points so far.
Qusmo will be sporting its first-choice kits, which are red & gold.
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The visitor’s locker room had been completely cleared out except for Rilan-Jerat Nev when they buried their face in a towel. Their team had just wallopped the reigning Baptism of Fire champions 4-0, but they still didn’t feel quite right. Ever since the first match day, when their getting called offside twice nearly cost their team two points - & certainly cost them the honour of being their national team’s first-ever goalscorer - they had been focussed on one thing, & one thing only: getting on the scoresheet in Norfolk Woodlands. They had failed in that mission.

They had failed in a particularly humiliating way, too. With Qusmo already ahead 1-0 & the momentum clearly on their side in the thirty-second minute, they had started their run too early. They buried the ball in the back of the net, & they felt release from all the demons that plagued them since that match in Qanz. As they started to sprint over to the corner flag for a triumphant celebration, they spotted something else fluttering in the breeze: the linesperson raised their flag to call Rilan-Jerat offside. Again.

As far as they knew, there wasn’t a single radio in the entire radio, but they could still hear what they knew would be coming from Morning Sport the next day. They’d be torn apart for that performance. Their partner in the attack scored - the first hat trick in the national team’s history, in fact, & all within the first hour of play. Even their substitute was able to score in the half hour they were on the pitch. In ninety minutes of play, Rilan-Jerat got nothing.

Rilan-Jerat knew their worth. They had proven it in Pug Qusmyra. They had established themselves as the best & star player on a team that qualified for the UICA Globe Cup. There was a reason they were picked for the national team training camp, then for the final roster, & finally to be a part of their national team’s starting XI in both its qualifying matches to date. Rilan-Jerat could do it. Rilan-Jerat could score. The only question was: Why didn’t they, then?

Rilan-Jerat inched towards the showers with the towel still draped over their head.



“Welcome to Morning Sport. Today, we get to talk about another victory. In this one, the Qusma team surprised all of us & actually played half-decently for once. Let’s remember, however, before we get too excited about the results or the table, that we’ve only played two matches - & both against nations that haven’t even attempted to qualify for a World Cup before.”

“Qusmo will have to keep winning in Qanz against Gopnikea in match day three. Gopnikea is another team which has never entered World Cup qualification before; in fact, they didn’t play a single match before this qualification campaign, & they still haven’t won a single match. Scratch that - they still haven’t taken a single point from any of their matches. They’re unranked, & they’re coming off a four-goal loss at home. Of all the eighteen qualifying matches, this should be the easiest for Qusmo. They’re playing Gopnikea, & they’re playing Gopnikea at home. Anything less than a resounding victory will be an utter disgrace to the country.”

“So even if Qusmo come out of match day three with nine points, remember that there’s still fifteen match days left to go, & they won’t have played a single team with previous World Cup qualifier experience, much less previous World Cup proper, experience at that point. Match day four is when we’ll see the real Qusmo come out, & I’ll stand by what I’ve been saying all along: that match will not be pretty. Even so, there’s no guarantee that we’ll be riding nine points into Tumbra. Don’t get me wrong - there should be a guarantee. For any halfway decent team, there would be a guarantee. But Qusmo still isn’t playing well enough to have any true success.”

“Forzu-Ralox Kal makes one cross & they’re hailed as a master. Well, guess what? They’ve still botched more crosses than they’ve made on the international stage. They’re still a liability. They’re still a bad player. A centre back makes a single clearance & suddenly people proclaim that they’re multiversal class. Well, guess what? They’re not. Despite what the scoreline says, we still haven’t played at a high level. If Gopnikea comes out playing good football, I could certainly see them holding us to a single point - or maybe even none at all.”

“The fact is, Avarn-Oxolt Ban’s crew can’t get comfortable near the top of the table. They’re going to come down soon. & they can’t overlook Gopnikea, or they might come down really soon. They can’t let their emotions control them, or let themselves glide on happy thoughts on the non-failures of the past two matches. You need look no further than Rilan-Jerat Nev for that. The kid’s not fit for international football. They got called back for offside three times in two matches, for crying out loud! They don’t have discipline, & they don’t have the ability to steel down & win a match for Qusmo. Avarn-Oxolt needs to take them out immediately. But, then again, that’s just a fraction of the changes Qusmo needs to make to be competitive at all - & that starts with replacing Avarn-Oxolt themself. If they don’t beat Gopnikea by a multigoal margin, Fuzpon Qusma will need to fire Avarn-Oxolt immediately. & I doubt that Qusmo will get that kind of win in Qanz.”
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Qusmo National Team loses for first time


Qusma football fans are disappointed in their national team's latest showing, a 2-0 loss to unranked Gopnikea at home.

Qusmo had high hopes for the match, as they had won their first two matches of the qualification cycle, compared to the two losses Gopnikea had suffered; in addition, while Qusmo were coming off a 4-0 away win, Gopnikea was still reeling from a 6-2 away loss. Given that the team was unranked & the match would be at home, this was pegged before the qualification campaign by many analysts as the best bet for Qusmo to pick up points. Unfortunately, those predictions did not come to fruition.

Qusmo started off fairly strong, again creating several chances in the early stages of the match. However, a combination of a surprisingly firm Gopnikean defense & some poor crosses nullified any threat the Qusmi'y posed early on. Instead, it was just after the half-hour mark that the match truly broke open. Gopnikea's star centre forward moved up the pitch, & centrebacks Yelto-Alfan Ono & Lucex-Ilinx Opu seemed confused as to who was supposed to mark them. They ended up slicing straight through the middle of the pitch, & looked to be on goal. Both Yelto-Alfan & Lucex-Ilinx were sprinting on the striker's tail, trying to catch up, but it looked like a clean chance on goal for Gopnikea.

Then, at the edge of the box, Lucex-Ilinx did what would change the very nature of the match: they went in for a sliding tackle from behind.

Lucex-Ilinx got the ball in the challenge, but they also got a lot of the striker in the process. There was nothing the Gopnikean could do to avoid taking a heavy fall. The entire stadium held its breath as the referee immediately whistled play dead & rushed to the spot of the foul, just at the edge of the box. Standing face to face with Lucex-Ilinx, they first pointed to the penalty spot & then reached into their back pocket. Lucex-Ilinx had already started to walk off by the time the official had found their red card & brandished it high for the world to see in the thirty-fourth minute.

Qusma manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban was livid on the sideline - just as their Gopnikean counterpart was. "Lucex-Ilinx Opu lost their composure, & there's absolutely no excuse for that. They bludgeoned that poor striker in the box. I'm not surprised that was a red card at all." Not a single one of the 80 000 fans in Mastad Qusma seemed to be sitting in their seats as they all looked desperately at the spot, where the same Gopnikean striker who was just taken down now prepared for a penalty kick. Qusma goalkeeper Xynat-Evela Cuf dove to the left. The ball was calmly slotted home to the right in the thirty-sixth minute.

With that, Qusmo was in deep trouble. "We were down 1-0 after the penalty & had only ten players on the pitch, & we were really in a hole from that point on," admitted Avarn-Oxolt. "We were in a completely unfamiliar situation. We had never conceded before, so we had never had to play from behind. And we certainly had never played with ten players before. It's one thing to try to play from behind, & quite another to do so down a player."

Qusmo visibly struggled for the rest of the match, as the pressure of the situation seemed to rattle them. "It's no secret that we were expected to pick up three points from this match. And that was new to us, too. We hadn't ever been favourites before. Now, we're down a goal & down a player, & we're trying to satisfy our home crowd & our expectations for ourselves. We weren't able to handle the situation well, &, in part, that's my fault. I need to do a better job of getting all our players back in shape."

From that point on, rather than make a substitution so early, Avarn-Oxolt opted to transition defensively-minded centre midfielder Yunal-Julad Waz to play as a centreback, turning what used to be a 3-5-2 into an improvised 3-4-2. Unfortunately, the formation did not hold up, as Gopnikea was able to execute an attack that in many ways was almost a carbon copy of its first goal; if two centrebacks who had not conceded a goal in 154 minutes of international play could miscommunicate, so could a centreback & a centre midfielder pretending to be a centreback for seven minutes, as Yunal-Julad & Cunix-Betva Tla each thought the other was marking the same Gopnikean striker, allowing a long ball to reach them & giving them a lot of space to work with. In the fourty-third minute, they had the goalkeeper one-on-one, & they fired a shot into the top left corner just before Xynat-Evela was able to run forward to try to cut off the striker's angle.

"At 2-0, the match is going very poorly, especially given that we had only ten players on the pitch," noted Avarn-Oxolt. "It was always going to be a struggle to make up that deficit, & we just weren't able to do it today." Indeed, Qusmo never really seriously threatened Gopnikea from that point on. Avarn-Oxolt called for a double substitution at the half, replacing left midfielder Kynda-Sevet Pec & right midfielder Forzu-Ralox Kal with fullbacks Karar-Nirlo Hus & Nirlo-Betva Uzo, who played on the left & right sides of the pitch, respectively. That allowed Yunal-Julad to go back to midfield, & created a 4-3-2 formation.

Unfortunately for the Qusmi'y, it didn't work. All the players on the pitch seemed to be trying to do too much, & it ended up doing nothing. Several attacks that were shaping up to be decent were cut short early by overambitious & ill-advised passed & crosses. Avarn-Oxolt eventually waved for left wing forward Ozolx-Mazur Guv to come in for the poorly-performing centreback Yelto-Alfan in the seventy-first minute, with striker Rilan-Jerat Nev moving to the right wing to create a 3-3-3; however, it was largely a move of desperation, & it didn't produce any goals.

Looking ahead to Qusmo's next match, Avarn-Oxolt remained dour. "We're about to visit Tumbra. They've been through the qualifying campaign before. In fact, they've even qualified before. It's going to be by far our toughest test yet. And, based on our performance in this match, I think we'll have to make some changes for it."

With that, Avarn-Oxolt went back to work, & the media they addressed was left to wonder exactly what changes they might be hinting at.

Qusmo 0-2 Gopnikea
Mastad Qusma, Qanz, Qusmo
No Qusma goalscorers
Cards:
34' Lucex-Ilinx Opu (Red)
Injuries: None
Subsitutions:
46' Karar-Nirlo for Kynda-Sevet
46' Nirlo-Betva for Forzu-Ralox
71' Ozolx-Mazur for Yelto-Alfan

Group 11 Recap
Yesopalitha 2–5 Omerica
Buyan 4–1 Kandorith
Ceni 0–1 Tumbra
Qusmo 0–2 Gopnikea
Wolves Clans 0–2 Beepee

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Buyan 3 3 0 0 7 1 +6 9
2 Ceni 3 2 0 1 7 3 +4 6
3 Qusmo 3 2 0 1 5 2 +3 6
4 Yesopalitha 3 2 0 1 11 10 +1 6
5 Omerica 3 1 0 2 6 5 +1 3
6 Wolves Clans 3 1 0 2 2 4 −2 3
7 Gopnikea 3 1 0 2 4 7 −3 3
Kandorith 3 1 0 2 4 7 −3 3
9 Beepee 3 1 0 2 2 5 −3 3
10 Tumbra 3 1 0 2 4 8 −4 3
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Qusmo National Team takes a tumble in Tumbra

Qusmo lost for the second consecutive matchday of World Cup qualification in Tumbra.

The match was expected to be a true test for the Qusma team; they had faced previously taken six points from three teams that had never before entered World Cup qualification, but a team of the quality of Tumbra was new to them. Tumbra is ranked 24th in the world & qualified for World Cup 79. They proved why they earned their reputation - &, conversely, why Qusmo wasn’t yet quite up to par.

The two teams’ forms heading into the match was much-bantered about, as they seemed to have opposite trajectories heading into the match in Goldlion City. Tumbra had started the qualifying campaign in a rut, with two disastrous defensive performances leading to nine concessions & two losses by multi-goal margins; however, they were just off the heels of an impressive 1-0 away win against 17th-ranked world powers Ceni. On the other hand, Qusmo had started the campaign brilliantly, winning both its first two matches by a combined margin of five goals, but they had just been outclassed by unranked Gopnikea 2-0 at home. The questions facing both teams was whether Tumbra could keep up the good form, & whether Qusmo would keep up the poor form.

The response was emphatic: From both teams, yes.

Frustrated with their team’s performance at Mastad Qanza against Gopnikea, manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban opted to change their starting XI for the first time in the qualification cycle. In fact, there were fairly radical changes. It began when centreback enforcer Lucex-Ilinx Opu, who was sent off & yielded a penalty to snap Qusmo’s 216-minute clean sheet streak to start international competition against Gopnikea, was left in Qusmo in a shock decision. In their place on the twenty-five-player roster was KF Werzin centreback Ozolx-Alfan Ixi.

Even more astounding to observers of the Qusma team was Avarn-Oxolt’s comments on Lucex-Ilinx after the decision to leave them behind was announced. “Lucex-Ilinx’s play was selfish. It was reckless. It was irresponsible. & it cost us a match we needed to win. After the match in Qanz, I don’t see a place for them on my team.” Reporters immediately questioned Avarn-Oxolt about whether they would consider bringing back the player who many observers believe to be the national team’s best defender. “It’s simple: If they play for the Qusma national team, they’re playing for Qusmo. They need to understand that. & they need to act like it.” Avarn-Oxolt opened the door to a return for Lucex-Ilinx later in the campaign, but “only after the midway break - &, even then, we’ll see.”

Once the Qusma players took the pitch in Goldlion City, meanwhile, there were changes in the lineup. Goalkeeper Xynat-Evela Cuf was left in the squad, as were centrebacks Yelto-Alfan Ono & Cunix-Betva Tla. However, they were also joined by two fullbacks: Karar-Nirlo Hus, who earned their first cap as a second-half substitute in the Gopnikea match, & Zorno-Relaf Bel, who had never before appeared in a national team match, took their places in the left & right sides of the defense, respectively. Zorno-Relaf was a bit of a surprise, as Avarn-Oxolt had passed on them in favour of Lucex-Ilinx’s KF Atlant teammate Nirlo-Betva Uzo as a second-half substitute against Gopnikea. However, Avarn-Oxolt was unsatisfied with Nirlo-Betva’s performance against Gopnikea, prompting the change. “Let’s be honest here,” Avarn-Oxolt entreatied the press. “I wasn’t very happy with most of our players’ play against Gopnikea. Uzo was no exception.”

The changes did not end there. Kynda-Sevet Pec & Forzu-Ralox Kal, left & right midfielders, respectively, were taken out of the lineup entirely, though centre midfielders Yunal-Julad Waz, Ilinx-Kepex Zev, & Ilinx-Vulav Ixi remained. That left room for three in the attack. Striker Rilan-Jerat Nev was taken out of the lineup, while matchday one starter Xilit-Zaxac Yol was left in at centre forward. They were joined by Ozolx-Mazur Guv, who had already received two caps as a substitute, & Jralv-Nexev Pec, who had already received one cap, as left & right forwards, respectively. That left a 4-3-3 formation with four new starters, a sharp turn from the previous three matches, in which Avarn-Oxolt presided over a 3-5-2 with the same Starting XI for each match.

Unfortunately, the new team did not seem to come together particularly well. There was a lack of cohesion & chemistry among the team, & many seemed to be unaccustomed to playing in the new formation. That created a lot of terrible timings, poor passes, & dead-end dribbles - & Tumbra’s first goal. With Qusmo being cold from the outset, Tumbran striker John Krajewski intercepted a Zorno-Relaf Bel pass from the defense intended for Yunal-Julad Waz, & they raced through the defense before it could regroup to fire a rocket past Xynat-Evela Cuf to give the Blue Lions the lead in the seventeenth minute.

Tumbra consistently had the advantage throughout the match, with more possession, more possession in the final third, more chances, more shots, more shots on goal, & - critically - more goals. Tumbra kept up the pressure on the Qusma defense, but it was able to clear some crosses & make critical tackles. They prevented Tumbra from getting another good look on goal like the opportunity Krajewski had earlier, & Xynat-Evela was able to make some good saves to keep the match, technically, within reach.

Unfortunately for Qusmo, however, a tackle of Tumbran midfielder Henry Butler on the edge of the box brought a foul - & a free kick. Two players stood behind the ball, but the whole stadium knew who was about to take the kick. Indeed, Krajewski was the one to launch it. The direct free kick went for the near post, & a poor wall, coupled with a rare Xynat-Evela lapse, allowed it to reach its target in the back of the net. Krajewski celebrated their brace in the thirty-ninth minute, & it seemed to many that the question was how bad the drubbing would be.

Fortunately for the Qusmi’y, however, Tumbran manager Robin Stoff decided to conserve some of their best players for the matches ahead, making three substitutions in the first fifteen minutes of the second half, including retiring Krajewski in the fifty-first. Stoff’s assessment was simply an acknowledgement of what all in Goldlion City knew: Tumbra would win, handily, & they would need their best players well-rested for other matches.

Qusmo never really challenged this assumption, as they were unable to mount a string of passes that could pose an effective attack to threaten the hosts. Their one best chance came in the sixty-sixth minute, when a Ilinx-Vulav Ixi corner found the head of Xilit-Zaxac Yol, but Xilit-Zaxac sailed it over the bar.

Qusmo left Goldlion City with a troubling realization: after a perfect six points from their first two matches, they had suffered two consecutive defeats by identical 2-0 margins. “It’s not the best, I’ll admit,” responded Avarn-Oxolt after the match. “But we’re still riding six points after only four matches. We’re still fourth in the group. We’re still ahead of Tumbra in the table, even. We had a great opening two matchdays, & that’ll help us adapt to these latest two results.”

“And, once you get down to it, it seems like a decent result to me. We visited the 24th-ranked team in the world, & we turned in a respectable performance. No one was expecting us to beat the Blue Lions, & I don’t think many people fancied our chances of taking a point. We only conceded two goals, not twelve. We ought to make sure we consider that, too,” Avarn-Oxolt reminded.

Over the course of the match, Avarn-Oxolt brought on several new players who had not earned a national team cap before. In the seventieth minute, Rilan-Belaj Tar replaced Ozolx-Mazur Guv at left wing forward & Jralv-Yamaj Mal came in for Karar-Nirlo Hus at left defense; both of the players who came off were in the midst of their first national team starts. Yamaj-Blonz Jok then swapped positions with matchday one starter Ilinx-Vulav Ixi, who had previously played every minute of the qualifying campaign, at centre midfield.

“Ultimately, what we’re talking about here is not just a single match. It’s eighteen,” emphasized Avarn-Oxolt. “And we need to make sure that we have enough fuel left in the tank to have good performances down the road. Eighteen matches adds up to 1620 minutes, & that’s awfully straining on a player’s body, especially factoring in nine road trips around the multiverse. If we’re going to compete against Kandorith & the other teams in Group 11, we need to be well-rested for it.”

The manager then looked forward to the match ahead. “Kandorith is going to be a tough opponent, but they’re the lowest-ranked opponent we have left for a home fixture. They’re at the bottom of the group now, & we’ll hope to keep them there. I think we have a shot. We’ll see what happens in Tracam.”

Tumbra 2-0 Qusmo
Goldlion City, Tumbra
No Qusma goalscorers
Cards: None
Injuries: None
Subsitutions:
70’ Rilan-Belaj Tar for Ozolx-Mazur Guv
70’ Jralv-Yamaj Mal for Karar-Nirlo Hus
77’ Yamaj-Blonz Jok for Ilinx-Vulav Ixi

Group 11 Recap
Omerica 0–0 Beepee
Gopnikea 3–2 Wolves Clans
Tumbra 2–0 Qusmo
Kandorith 1–6 Ceni
Yesopalitha 1–0 Buyan

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ceni 4 3 0 1 13 4 +9 9
2 Buyan 4 3 0 1 7 2 +5 9
3 Yesopalitha 4 3 0 1 12 10 +2 9
4 Qusmo 4 2 0 2 5 4 +1 6
5 Gopnikea 4 2 0 2 7 9 −2 6
6 Tumbra 4 2 0 2 6 8 −2 6
7 Omerica 4 1 1 2 6 5 +1 4
8 Beepee 4 1 1 2 2 5 −3 4
9 Wolves Clans 4 1 0 3 4 7 −3 3
10 Kandorith 4 1 0 3 5 13 −8 3
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Qusmo National Team edged out by Kandorith


Qusmo suffered yet another loss in World Cup qualifying, falling 1-0 to Kandorith in Tracam.

After two early victories in the qualification campaign that vaulted the Qusmi’y to second in Group 11, they are in the midst of a three match losing streak, sitting sixth of ten with six points after five matches. Qusmo may be sitting near mid-table, but they are closer to the bottom - Beepee, the team Qusmo last beat, which has four points - than they are to fourth place - Gopnikea, the team they first lost to, which has nine points.

After the match, manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban commented on their team’s recent dip in form after the match. “Look, it’s not a matter of our campaign running off the rails. We’re really done rather well. No one expected us to win 4-0 in Beepee, for example. A drop in performance was predictable, though. We started off against some of the weaker teams in the group; now we’re entering the toughest part of our schedule. I’m not disappointed that we haven’t pulled off another massive upset. We’ve hung in there, competed fiercely, & kept things close. That’s all I can expect out of our team at this point.”

Indeed, this was Qusmo’s best display of football in a loss to date. From the moment of the first whistle, Qusmo got on the attack & applied constant pressure to the Red Dragons throughout the match. The home crowd at Mastad Tracama was lively throughout & lifted their team to an inspired performance. It just wasn’t quite enough this time.

The lineup, which reverted to Avarn-Oxolt’s original matchday one 3-5-2 lineup with the exceptions of Paliv-Xilit Max as a second striker in place of Rilan-Jerat Nev & Zenon-Geral Kal instead of the still-exiled Lucex-Ilinx Opu at centreback, had particular success in passing the football. It opened up the pitch throughout & created all kinds of chances; the new duo in attack, however, were not able to convert. Paliv-Xilit Max, in particular, who had scored as a substitute against Beepee but had not yet started a match for the national team, struggled to put shots on target.

“Look, some days you perform well, & some days you don’t. It just depends on the day & on how you feel. I’m confident that Paliv-Xilit Max will get back in form soon,” Avarn-Oxolt told the media. “Both Paliv-Xilit & Rilan-Jerat have performed well at times & poorly at times. We’ll probably keep rotating those two to see who does well on a given day; hopefully, one will step up & cement their place.” Notably, Rilan-Jerat did come on for Paliv-Xilit in the eightieth minute, & had a fantastic chance just three minutes later, but Kandorese goalkeeper Jianjun Tuan made an excellent save.

Instead, the team to break open the scoring was Kandorith. Shan Xiaobo, captain of the Red Dragons, did just what Shan Xiaobo does & raced across the pitch mere metres from the touchline before cutting inside & sending a rocket past Xynat-Evela Cuf & into the back of the net in the eighty-eighth minute.

“It’s disappointing that we weren’t able to get three points, given how close Rilan-Jerat was today, & it’s disappointing that we weren’t able to pick up one, given how long our defense hung strong. Still, it’s an encouraging sign that we’re doing better than we did in our last two matches, & that we can hang with good squads. I’m hopeful for our match against Yesopalitha. The Sacred Heart is an intimidating venue, & the team will be no pushovers, but I think we have what it takes to mount a decent challenge. Hopefully we’re able to do just that.”

Qusmo 0-1 Kandorith
Mastad Tracama, Tracam, Qusmo
No Qusma goalscorers
Cards: None
Injuries: None
Subsitutions:
80’ Rilan-Jerat Nev for Paliv-Xilit Max
80’ Helek-Nenzi Ono for Kynda-Sevet Pec
88’ Yamaj-Blonz Jok for Yunal-Julad Waz

Group 11 Recap
Buyan 5–2 Omerica
Ceni 2–3 Yesopalitha
Qusmo 0–1 Kandorith
Wolves Clans 1–1 Tumbra
Beepee 0–1 Gopnikea

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Buyan 5 4 0 1 12 4 +8 12
2 Yesopalitha 5 4 0 1 15 12 +3 12
3 Ceni 5 3 0 2 15 7 +8 9
4 Gopnikea 5 3 0 2 8 9 −1 9
5 Tumbra 5 2 1 2 7 9 −2 7
6 Qusmo 5 2 0 3 5 5 0 6
7 Kandorith 5 2 0 3 6 13 −7 6
8 Omerica 5 1 1 3 8 10 −2 4
9 Wolves Clans 5 1 1 3 5 8 −3 4
10 Beepee 5 1 1 3 2 6 −4 4
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Qusmo National Team breaks goal drought but not losing streak


In Yesopalitha, Qusmo lost for the fourth straight match of its World Cup qualifying campaign.

“Our players did really well today,” manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban told the press after the match. “It simply wasn’t quite enough to create a result today. I am pleased, however, that we were able to challenge late after going down 2-0, & regain our goalscoring footing. I hope that will serve us well in the future.”

Qusmo came out very shaky, conceding two early goals. First, Yesopalitha scored in the ninth minute on a cross into the box from left midfielder Jenniven Yersau to striker Zoé Roswell, who was left unmarked in the box. The Yesopalithan promptly tucked the ball away into the corner of the net.

Yesopalitha then struck again before Qusmo could regroup; star striker & captain Nadya Dostoevich won a free kick thirty-five yards out, & right midfielder Monika Jack-Bentley found the head of Roswell, who registered a brace in the fifteenth minute. With the score already 2-0, things looked doomed for Qusmo.

“I think a lot of our early struggles had to do with the environment,” analyzed Avarn-Oxolt. “If you look around, it’s really an amazing stadium. The Sacred Heart has 144 000 fans inside it; remember, none of these players have ever competed in a stadium with a capacity of more than 80 000 before, & that’s our own national stadium. As for hostile stadia, the most we’ve ever visited is Woodlands, with a capacity of 72 000 - precisely one-half that of the Sacred Heart. We were rattled early, & the pressure showed. That said, after the first fifteen minutes, we were able to hold our own. If we hadn’t had that initial shock, perhaps we would have pulled out a result - maybe even a win.”

Indeed, Qusmo seemed a changed team after Roswell scored their second goal. The eleven Qusmi’y on the pitch - the same as the Starting XI from the previous match against Kandorith - performed as well as how they did in the previous matchday. Unfortunately for Qusmo, however, it garnered the same final result.

Qusmo fought valiantly against the Flames all match, but, again, they could not convert the chances they were winning. In the forty-third minute, they looked to have halved their deficit just before the half, but second striker Paliv-Xilit Max was ruled offside. Then, in the sixtieth minute, a through ball nearly found striker Xilit-Zaxac Yol streaking through the box, but it was a touch heavy, allowing Yesopalithan goalkeeper Henrietta Calhoun to collect it before Xilit-Zaxac could catch up.

Ultimately, though, the most excitement for Qusma fans came in the last ten minutes of the match, as Paliv-Xilit Max wrong-footed a fantastic chance well wide in the eighty-third minute, not even troubling the keeper despite the fact that they had broken through the Yesopalithan defensive line. Avarn-Oxolt seemed resigned to a loss then, & signalled for a triple substitution. Cunix-Betva Tla, the only outfield player to have played all 533 minutes of the qualifying campaign to that point, came off for fellow centreback Ozolx-Alfan Ixi, earning their first minutes after not initially making the original twenty-five-player roster. Ilinx-Ibilx Tla replaced Forzu-Ralox Kal, meaning all outfield players on the roster would see some action during the first six matches of qualification. Finally, & most importantly for the match, Rilan-Jerat Nev replaced Xilit-Zaxac Yol at striker.

On the ensuing goal kick, Qusmo gained possession, & the ball soon found recently substituted Rilan-Jerat. With a pair of fresh legs, Rilan-Jerat was able to speed by the opposition & outmanoeuvre Calhoun in the eighty-fourth minute to net Qusmo’s first goal since their 4-0 wonder in Beepee.

In lieu of a celebration for their first-ever international goal, Rilan-Jerat immediately ran to the ball & collected it before sprinting back to the centre of the pitch so that play could resume quickly. Rilan-Jerat clearly had one goal on their mind: there was still time left to equalize.

Rilan-Jerat was not off the mark, either, as Qusmo secured a corner in stoppage time after a frantic last few minutes. In the second minute of stoppage time, captain Ilinx-Vulav Ixi launched the ball into the box, but it was cleared by Yesopalithan centreback Patricia Vickers. As the ball bounced away, the referee blew their whistle, & time for a miraculous Qusma rally expired.

“Fantastic match, really. I’m really happy with how we fought. It was tough swallowing that final result, given how we played, but it’s really encouraging to me for our future. Had we gotten one or two bounces to go our way, we might’ve equalized - or maybe even picked up three points,” Avarn-Oxolt glowed.

The manager also defending their decision to make a triple substitution so late in the match; with so many unexperienced players subbed on, many onlookers thought it amounted to a virtual concession. Some wondered if Qusmo might have equalized had they not done it, or had they called for different players. “Look, it worked, didn’t it? We got experience for two players who didn’t have it, we rested a player who had given nearly six full matches by that point, & we were able to get a goal from it immediately after the change happened. I think it was a good move.”

That said, Avarn-Oxolt will have some questions to answer entering the home fixture against Buyan. The Blue Hedgehogs will be a very tough opponent, & Qusmo is in the midst of a four-match slide. Whether they will be able to pull it off is anyone’s guess.

Yesopalitha 2–1 Qusmo
The Sacred Heart, Freedom’s Altar, Yesopalitha
84’ Rilan-Jerat Nev
Cards: None
Injuries: None
Substitutions:
83’ Ozolx-Alfan Ixi for Cunix-Betva Tla
83’ Ilinx-Ibilx Tla for Forzu-Ralox Kal
83’ Rilan-Jerat Nev for Xilit-Zaxac Yol

Group 11 Recap
Omerica 1–3 Gopnikea
Tumbra 1–0 Beepee
Kandorith 5–1 Wolves Clans
Yesopalitha 2–1 Qusmo
Buyan 0–1 Ceni

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Yesopalitha 6 5 0 1 17 13 +4 15
2 Ceni 6 4 0 2 16 7 +9 12
3 Buyan 6 4 0 2 12 5 +7 12
4 Gopnikea 6 4 0 2 11 10 +1 12
5 Tumbra 6 3 1 2 8 9 −1 10
6 Kandorith 6 3 0 3 11 14 −3 9
7 Qusmo 6 2 0 4 6 7 −1 6
8 Omerica 6 1 1 4 9 13 −4 4
9 Beepee 6 1 1 4 2 7 −5 4
10 Wolves Clans 6 1 1 4 6 13 −7 4
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Qusmo National Team earns point in thriller against Buyan


Qusmo was able to snap a four-match losing streak against Buyan, but a poor defensive effort gave the Qusmi’y only a draw against the Blue Hedgehogs.

Qusma manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban opted to remain with the same Starting XI they had used in their previous match, with the exception that Rilan-Jerat Nev would replace Paliv-Xilit Max at centre forward on the heels of Rilan-Jerat’s first international goal. That move paid dividends for Qusmo.

“Ultimately, we have to look at what the best group of eleven players is for our team. That will change from match to match based on who we’re playing & who’s in form. I thought that Rilan-Jerat had performed well lately, & I thought it was fit to have them return to the Starting XI. I think we all saw that they, indeed, are performing well.”

In fact, Rilan-Jerat was the one to open the scoring. About midway through the first half, left midfielder Kynda-Sevet Pec played the ball forward to striker Xilit-Zaxac Yol, who drew the attention of two Buyanese centrebacks. Their rush forward left space for Rilan-Jerat Nev, who had to deal with only centreback Svante Bjorklund. They were just a step off Bjorklund, but it was all Rilan-Jerat needed, as they netted with their second touch in the twenty-eighth minute.

The scoreboard operator was far from finished; both sides helped themselves to goals aplenty. The match with Buyan represents the highest-scoring match Qusmo has ever been a part of, as well as their second-best offensive effort & their single-worst defensive showing. That said, with the exception of Rilan-Jerat’s goal, it was largely silent for the first half. Both sides had chances, but the defenses were able to keep the scores low.

That changed immediately after the break. Buyan came out charging, with Mats Hedlund commanding the Buyanese attack from their position in centre midfield. They got to their attacking third on the strength of strong dribbling, but they played it forward to centre forward Jon Fossum. Fossum was harassed by their marker, centreback Yelto-Alfan Ono, & there were no good passing options available. Finally, after some time of trying to create space to no avail, they tried a shot in desperation. To the surprise of many in the stadium, it found the back of the net.

Qusma goalkeeper Xynat-Evela Cuf had largely played admirably for the campaign to that point, which allowed them to win the starting job & maintain a vice grip on it. They are the only player on the Qusma team to have played all 630 minutes of qualifying so far - & the other two goalkeepers on the squad are the only two to have not logged any minutes yet. Thus, the first Buyanese goal came as a bit of a shock - as did the second.

Still reeling from Buyan’s equalizer, Yunal-Julad Waz made a poor pass, which was intercepted by Mats Hedlund. Again, Hedlund organized the attack from midfield, & they quickly found striker Ekhard Gustloff in an advanced position. Fossum & Gustloff got most of the attention from the centreback trio, but this allowed attacking midfielder Valter Isaksson to find space once the Blue Hedgehog attack had raced forward to add more bodies in the attack. Isaksson received a pass that established them in the box, but at an awful angle. Xynat-Evela raced forward & tried to dive for it, but Isaksson got their shot off just as Xynat-Evela got there. It was a bit of a garbled shot, but the force of the shot sent it squirting out of the goalkeeper’s arms, & it bounced into the net in the fifty-first minute before any Qusmi could clear it.

Down 2-1, with two goals conceded in the span of three minutes, the home crowd was hushed, & the players looked dispirited. Still, though, they were able to regroup. In the sixtieth minute, Qusmo found an equalizer after a long tiki-taka-style passing sequence found striker Xilit-Zaxac Yol streaking through a crease in the defense onto goal. They calmly & cleanly put it through the legs of onrushing goalkeeper Pawlo Marciak to notch Qusmo’s second goal.

The Blue Hedgehogs were far from done yet, however. It was once again Mats Hedlund who spearheaded the Buyanese attack for a third goal. This time, however, they combined with Fossum to confuse the Qusma defense, allowing Hedlund to finally gain credit for a goal for themself in the seventy-eighth minute. Rapidly approaching the end of the match & down a goal again, the hosts looked headed for defeat.

Avarn-Oxolt Ban quickly made changes to bolster their side, however. First, they substituted left & right midfielders Kynda-Sevet Pec & Forzu-Ralox Kal out of the match & inserted fullbacks Karar-Nirlo Hus & Nirlo-Betva Uzo at left & right defense, respectively. That left five in the Qusma defense, but Avarn-Oxolt then yanked centreback Zenon-Gerol Kal & put second striker Paliv-Xilit in the match instead. The seventy-eighth minute triple substitution left Qusmo with a narrow 4-3-3 formation, & it worked.

With fresh legs, left back Narar-Nirlo Hus was able to race down the side of the pitch, supporting a late attack. They were able to pass it to Paliv-Xilit, who then found Rilan-Jerat Nev unmarked in the midst of the mess of Qusma players swarming the Blue Hedgehogs’ final third. Rilan-Jerat fired a shot into the top left corner, beating Marciak, & they beckoned their teammates back into position quickly. They may have just scored a brace - & their third international goal in two matches - but they wanted three points.

Unfortunately for Qusmo, it was nearly Buyan who collected them. Fortunately, they weren’t quite able to. One last Qusma attack fizzled out after Marciak saved a Paliv-Xilit shot. Many Qusma players were concentrated in the final third, so Marciak’s goal kick was taken quickly, allowing the Blue Hedgehogs to rush forward quickly before Qusmo could regroup. In stoppage time, Fossum nearly won the match for Buyan, but Xynat-Evela executed a diving save. Isaksson took a corner kick in the second minute of stoppage time that could have won it, but Xynat-Evela ended the action by punching the ball away before anyone else could get to it.

“Honestly, it was such an exciting game. Absolutely amazing to watch from a neutral fan’s perspective - from the position of a national team manager, though, I’m just glad I have a healthy heart,” Avarn-Oxolt joked after the match. “We picked up a point against a top-50 side in the world. That’s really a remarkable achievement, & I’m proud of our players for creating it. It’ll be awfully difficult to replicate that success against Ceni, world number 17, & away from these friendly confines, but we’re going to go out, fight, & do the best we can.”

Avarn-Oxolt was also asked to comment on Qusmo’s defensive woes. “Honestly, we had a bad match from the back. We’ll have that sometimes. I’m confident that our defense, & especially Xynat-Evela, will get better soon, though. We have a great team, a great squad, & they’ve been playing up to those standards so far. I know we’ll be able to do it throughout the rest of this campaign.”

Qusmo 3–3 Buyan
Mastad Qusma, Qanz, Qusmo
Rilan-Jerat Nev 28’, 85’
Xilit-Zaxac Yol 60’
Cards: None
Injuries: None
Substitutions:
78' Karar-Nirlo Hus for Kynda-Sevet Pec
78' Nirlo-Betva Uzo for Forzu-Ralox Kal
78' Paliv-Xilit Max for Zenon-Gerol Kal

Group 11 Recap
Ceni 3–3 Omerica
Qusmo 3–3 Buyan
Wolves Clans 2–5 Yesopalitha
Beepee 2–1 Kandorith
Gopnikea 0–1 Tumbra

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Yesopalitha 7 6 0 1 22 15 +7 18
2 Ceni 7 4 1 2 19 10 +9 13
3 Buyan 7 4 1 2 15 8 +7 13
4 Tumbra 7 4 1 2 9 9 0 13
5 Gopnikea 7 4 0 3 11 11 0 12
6 Kandorith 7 3 0 4 12 16 −4 9
7 Qusmo 7 2 1 4 9 10 −1 7
8 Beepee 7 2 1 4 4 8 −4 7
9 Omerica 7 1 2 4 12 16 −4 5
10 Wolves Clans 7 1 1 5 8 18 −10 4
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Qusmo National Team takes drubbing in Ceni


The matchday after Qusmo set records for their highest-scoring match & their worst defensive showing, they broke both in a 5-2 loss in Ceni that was an even more lopsided affair than the score suggests.

Manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban decided to employ a 5-3-2 formation to begin the match; they used the same formation as they had the previous matchday, except with left & right midfielders Kynda-Sevet Pec & Forzu-Ralox Kal taken off, & fullbacks Karar-Nirlo Hus & Nirlo-Betva Uzo taking their places in left & right defense, respectively.

“Ceni is a powerful team, & they are capable of scoring in bunches. We knew that before we came here today. That’s exactly what we were hoping to avoid,” Avarn-Oxolt explained. “That’s why we started the match with a 5-3-2. Ultimately, that wasn’t enough, however. Given how much our defense has been struggling lately, I’ll have to take a hard look at some possible changes to fix it.”

It may have been the simple fact that Ceni is top-class opposition, but they completely exposed the Qusma defense. Avarn-Oxolt has liked to play defensively & keep scorelines low, but you would have never known it from the past two matches, & especially from the one in Cenial. It started in the ninth minute, when star Cenian striker Andrew Arrowsword fought off two Qusma centrebacks to get a single step of space to fire a missile directly into the top left corner of the net before goalkeeper Xynat-Evela Cuf could even react, much less execute a diving save.

The initial excitement of the match’s start had not yet subsided, & the hosts had already achieved a 1-0 lead. Cenial Halycon National Stadium was roaring, & both squads seemed affected by the pervasive noise & electric energy going through the stadium. One was emboldened; the other was taken aback. They would soon fall farther back on the scoreboard, however.

Young midfielder Zane Kirchner, who had earned a spot in the Starting XI against Qusmo largely to gain experience in a match Cenian manager Luke Longstar did not expect to need their full strength squad for, dribbled dribbled forward & attracted the attention of two Qusma centrebacks. That gave more than enough room for Arrowsword to receive a pass at the edge of the box. All they needed to beat was Cunix-Betva Tla & the goalkeeper, & they did just that in the fourteenth minute.

From there, the match looked over for Qusmo - if it had not already before. They were down by two goals visiting the number 17th team in the world, & the home stadium was even louder than it was before. At this point, some Qusma players had visible difficulty communicating with each other on the pitch, which may have contributed to their next concession.

It required no skill or trickery on Ceni’s part to notch their third goal. Shortly after Kirchner fed Arrowsword, Arrowsword repaid Kirchner’s favour simply by finding the young midfielder completely unmarked in the box. Any international-level player should have scored from that spot, & despite their age, Kirchner is a Cenian international player, & they converted easily to put their side ahead 3-0.

“Of course, in some other sports, there are timeouts that the manager can use to stop play,” explained Avarn-Oxolt. “There were a lot of points throughout that first half when I wished we had timeouts in football. It was an absolutely brutal half; we were reeling throughout the entire period, & Ceni did not let us recover for a single second.”

Indeed, Ceni kept on attacking; Qusmo’s nightmare half would get even worse. Even with a three-goal margin, it was clear that Arrowsword hungered for a hat trick to put a truly unforgettable mark on the match. They got exactly that after barely half an hour of match time. Fullback Evan Turich-Albertson lumbered down the left side of the pitch, bringing an extra body to the Cenian attack that Qusmo clearly was incapable of handling. Before the Qusmi’y could figure out what was going on & how to stop it, Turich-Albertson crossed it into the box, where they found, of course, Arrowsword, who needed only one touch to put their team ahead by four goals in the thirty-fourth minute.

Every spectator in Cenial Halycon National Stadium could see that Qusmo was monumentally relieved to get off the pitch at the sound of the halftime whistle; they were fighting off yet another attack from Ceni, & the referee had perhaps been a bit generous with what they considered a clearance to merited the stoppage of play. Qusmo desperately needed the benefit of the half, & they were able to get it.

The Qusma attack held largely intact after the half, as Qusmo was able to repulse most Cenian chances before they became truly dangerous. After a first half goal frenzy, the crowd was lulled by the half - & the four-goal margin on the scoreboard - which also seemed to help Qusmo. Indeed, in the sixtieth minute, defensive midfielder Yunal-Julad Waz was able to play forward a through ball to attacking midfielder & domestic club teammate Ilinx-Vulav Ixi, who benefitted from centreback Ariana Guri-Montague tripping on a patch of grass. Ilinx-Vulav then beat 18-year-old goalkeeper Leo Glasvyrn, who was also starting simply for experience, one-on-one.

At that point, down three with only half an hour left, Avarn-Oxolt decided to make their substitutions for the day. They removed two centrebacks, Yelto-Alfan Ono & Cunix-Betva Tla, & put centreback Ozolx-Alfan Ixi & left wing forward Ozolx-Mazur Guv in the match in their steads. In addition, Avarn-Oxolt decided to take out centre forward Xilit-Zaxac Yol & replaced them with left wing forward Rilan-Belaj Tar, who instead played the match in a somewhat unnatural right wing position.

“Down 4-1 against Ceni, there’s no coming back from that for us. Then you factor in the fact that we only have half an hour left. Then you factor in the fact that we’re in Cenial. No chance. I hate to give up early, but we had absolutely no chance,” Avarn-Oxolt confessed. “Everyone who was watching that match knew it. Our players still played, & they still fought, & they still gave it their all. But that was a bit of a freer opportunity to rest players & try out some experimental tactics.”

Indeed, Qusmo still put up a fight against the two-time World Cup quarterfinalists in a new 4-3-3 of sorts; however, it was too little, too late. Substitute Ozolx-Mazur Guv was able to notch their first international goal on a free kick in the seventy-seventh minute, but it was against a Cenian squad that no longer had much spunk in it after they had roared to a 4-0 lead; many of Ceni’s starters were simply conserving energy, whether on the field or on the bench, at that point.

However, one Cenian had not been taken off the pitch, & they hated to see the minnows from Qusmo halve the deficit in Cenial. In the end, Andrew Arrowsword kept playing until the final whistle, & in the eighty-sixth minute, they were able to get around the Qusma centreback pairing, which featured one player who was a reserve & another who was not even on the twenty-five-player roster at the beginning of the qualification campaign. Arrowsword finished with ease.

The score remained 5-2 for the rest of the match, & Andrew Arrowsword got to claim a four-goal match. On the other side of the pitch, both of Qusmo’s goalscorers had started the day without ever scoring for their country on the international stage & ended with exactly one on their tally. That really was emblematic of the day at large.

The six-time World Cup participants simply proved too much for unranked Qusmo. Even the stadium, which had hosted a Baptism of Fire & a World Cup, seemed to overwhelm the visitors. Everything down to their own kits - which, in a bit of trivia, were white for the first time in Qusmo’s international history, as Qusmo’s red & gold first choice kits clashed with Ceni’s red & gold first choice kits - seemed to place Qusmo out of sorts.

“Look, the big takeaway we need to have from this is that we played poorly against a fantastic opponent. I don’t want to take anything away from Ceni, & especially Arrowsword,” Avarn-Oxolt told the media after the match. “But we’ve got to play better. & we’ve especially got to defend better. I was hoping a 5-3-2 would help with that. Clearly, it didn’t. I think we’ll have to implement more radical solutions at the back for our next match, against Omerica.”

After reaching as high as second, Qusmo has fallen to eighth in Group 11 - & if they lose again to Omerica, they will tumble to at least ninth, & will have taken only one point from their last seven matches. One thing that is certain after the match against Ceni is that Qusmo is in need of a change. However, what remains to be seen is whether Avarn-Oxolt can deliver that change in the matches to come.

Ceni 5–2 Qusmo
Cenial Halycon National Stadium, Cenial, Ceni
Ilinx-Vulav Ixi 60’, Ozolx-Mazur Guv 77’
Cards: None
Injuries: None
Substitutions:
Ozolx-Alfan Ixi for Yelto-Alfan Ono 60’
Ozolx-Mazur Guv for Cunix-Betva Tla 60’
Rilan-Belaj Tar for Xilit-Zaxac Yol 60’

Group 11 Recap
Omerica 1–2 Tumbra
Kandorith 1–1 Gopnikea
Yesopalitha 2–2 Beepee
Buyan 1–0 Wolves Clans
Ceni 5–2 Qusmo

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Yesopalitha 8 6 1 1 24 17 +7 19
2 Ceni 8 5 1 2 24 12 +12 16
3 Buyan 8 5 1 2 16 8 +8 16
4 Tumbra 8 5 1 2 11 10 +1 16
5 Gopnikea 8 4 1 3 12 12 0 13
6 Kandorith 8 3 1 4 13 17 −4 10
7 Beepee 8 2 2 4 6 10 −4 8
8 Qusmo 8 2 1 5 11 15 −4 7
9 Omerica 8 1 2 5 13 18 −5 5
10 Wolves Clans 8 1 1 6 8 19 −11 4
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Qusmo National Team triumphant over Omerica


After five losses & no wins in their last six matches, Qusmo finally broke through to defeat Omerica 3-1 in Atlem.

The victory was enabled by stronger play from the Qusma defense, as they matched their best performance in the six-game skid by conceding only one goal. This may have been spurred by drastic changes manager Avarn-Oxolt Ban made to their lineup.

To begin, Avarn-Oxolt removed goalkeeper Xynat-Evela Cuf from the Starting XI. Xynat-Evela had been the starting goalkeeper for the national team since matchday one, & was the only Qusma player to play the entirety of all eight matches of the campaign to that point. Instead, they were replaced by Vanza-Jerat Gep, the KF Qastyr goalkeeper who had been narrowly beaten out to the starting job initially. Xynat-Evela had played well early in the campaign to secure a firm hold on the national team job, but their poor recent form prompted the manager to make a change.

“Just take a look at our recent performance,” Avarn-Oxolt challenged. “We had conceded in six straight matches, & we picked up only one point from all of them. We had conceded fifteen in our last six, ten in our last three, eight in our last two, & five in our last match. Our defense & our goalkeeping just wasn’t performing as well as they had been for our first two matches, when they combined for two clean sheets. Something had to change. I made sure that change happened.”

Avarn-Oxolt did not stop there; they also altered the composition of their back line. Lucex-Ilinx Opu, Yelto-Alfan Ono, & Cunix-Betva Tla were all on the initial Starting XI, but Avarn-Oxolt has suspended Lucex-Ilinx ever since they yielded a red card & a penalty against unranked Gopnikea in matchday three that resulted in Qusmo’s first concession of the campaign. In their stead, Zenon-Gerol Kal - the only reserve centreback called up to the initial twenty-five-player roster - took the helm at centreback, & Ozolx-Alfan Ixi was called up to that roster simply to provide depth.

However, dissatisfied with their recent performance, Avarn-Oxolt decided to change things at the back. They pulled Yelto-Alfan Ono, who had started all eight matches of the campaign to that point, & replaced them with Ozolx-Alfan Ixi, the depth player who had never before gotten a start on the national team, &, in fact, was not even on the squad until matchday four.

The rest of the squad was left intact, though, & the offense was able to keep its recent momentum; despite its defensive woes, Qusmo had scored five goals in its past two matches, after all. After a clear early case of nerves & poor communication, understandable for such a new centreback trio, yielded a corner kick, Omerican midfielder Elise Bianchi was able to score on a header in the tenth minute. However, Qusmo played superbly from that point on.

New starter Ozolx-Alfan was able to make an important tackle of Morgan Barzetti as they approached the box, & they immediately were able to start on a counterattack. A few quick passes later, the ball was at the feet of Qusma striker Xilit-Zaxac Yol. They were able to steer past Omerican centreback Jesús Cruz & fire into the back of the net to equalize in the twenty-fourth minute.

Until halftime, & even for the initial portion of the second half, the Qusmi’y & Les Incorrigibles held in a 1-1 deadlock, with both defenses performing admirably. However, Qusmo was able to break through twenty minutes into the second period. Omerican right midfielder Fernand Michelakakis brought Qusma left midfielder Kynda-Sevet Pec down hard near the edge of the box, prompting a free kick. Only convincing protestations from the team in white & yellow prevented Michelakakis from getting booked, but the true damage had already been done. Xilit-Zaxac Yol took the free kick & recorded a brace in the sixty-sixth minute.

The Omerican attack started to pick up urgency from that point onward, especially after the seventy-fifth minute mark. They wanted to secure points from their match in Qusmo - possibly even three. That did seem within reach, but another one of Avarn-Oxolt’s patented triple substitutions helped put it out of reach for Les Incorrigibles.

In the seventy-first minute, the manager removed centreback Cunix-Betva Tla & midfielders Ilinx-Vulav Ixi & Kynda-Sevet Pec from the match. In their place, the manager ushered in Karar-Nirlo Hus to left defense, Nirlo-Betva Uzo to right defense, & Ilinx-Iblix Tla to right midfield. It not only created a 4-4-2, but it also gave Ilinx-Iblix their first national team cap & made them the twenty-fifth Qusma player to play for their national team. Of all the Qusma players to be called up to the national team roster at any point, only third-choice goalkeeper Prant-Telew Wek has not played during the first half of qualification.

The combination worked, as the four-player back line was able to bottle up the determined Omerican defense. Even the new midfielder was able to make a mark in their first match, as they used their fresh legs to rush down the right edge of the pitch - a soft spot on the Qusma team so far - & cross the ball to Rilan-Jerat Nev, who converted to put the game out of reach for Omerica in the eighty-fifth minute.

Qusmo finally had broken their long winless streak, & much of the praise after the match went to the two newly capped members of the team. “It was really an incredible feeling to get called up,” first-time starting centreback Ozolx-Alfan Ixi gushed, “and it was amazing to get my first cap in Yesopalitha. But to be entrusted with the honour of being a part of our nation’s Starting XI was a truly humbling experience. I hope that I’ve been able to prove today that I am capable of playing on this team, & that I deserve a spot on the Starting XI in the future. &, if I get that honour again, I will be sure to seize the opportunity I have been given.”

Some did question Avarn-Oxolt’s depth at centreback, though, & their choice of Ozolx-Alfan for the Starting XI, given their unlikely path to the pitch in Atlem. “Desperate? Are you mad? Our defense just wasn’t clicking. We conceded five goals the last time we took the pitch. Today, we only let one get through the net. We’ve only notched a single point in our past six matches. Today, we earned three. Personally, I’d say that’s a mark of great success, & certainly not one of desperation.”

However, the defense was not perfect; it did concede a goal, something which it has done for each of its past seven matches now. “Yes, that statistic is a bit bothersome,” the defensively-minded Avarn-Oxolt conceded. “We have to make sure that we constantly strive to get better & to get stronger. Our performance today wasn’t perfect. But it was much, much better.”

The manager was not done fielding questions on the Qusma defense, however, as reporters began to ask about the status of exiled centreback Lucex-Ilinx Opu. “Look, I was the one who made the call to suspend Opu,” the manager explained. “It was my decision. It was the one which I thought was the best for the team. We can’t have that kind of reckless behaviour endanger our team & our chances. But I did leave the door open to them coming back after the first half of qualification has ended - & it has. If I think Lucex-Ilinx’s inclusion in my side will give us a better chance at winning points, I’ll include them. If not, though, they’ll have to sit at home.”

Reporters, thinking Avarn-Oxolt was done, began to resume their questioning, but the manager hushed the room to emphasize what their message - to the world, & to one very specific individual. “We are beholden to no player. We will not lower our standards to accommodate one player’s poor conduct. I don’t care who that player is. We’re not doing it. Not under my watch. Lucex-Ilinx might still play for Qusmo, but only if they will help our team.”

Avarn-Oxolt’s proclamation gained a lot of strength with their team’s win over Omerica. It was the team’s first win since the second matchday, its first come-from-behind win, & its first win against such a highly-ranked opponent. After precisely half of its qualification has finished, its future has begun to look much brighter. With or without Lucex-Ilinx, it will be the job of Avarn-Oxolt & all of their players to keep their team on the right track when the return legs begin in Wolves Clans.

Qusmo 3–1 Omerica
Mastad Atlema, Atlem, Qusmo
Xilit-Zaxac Yol 24’ 66’, Rilan-Jerat Nev 85’
Cards: None
Injuries: None
Substitutions:
Karar-Nirlo Hus for Cunix-Betva Tla 71’
Nirlo-Betva Uzo for Kynda-Sevet Pec 71’
Ilinx-Iblix Tla for Ilinx-Vulav Ixi 71’

Group 11 Recap
Qusmo 3–1 Omerica
Wolves Clans 1–3 Ceni
Beepee 0–1 Buyan
Gopnikea 1–0 Yesopalitha
Tumbra 3–2 Kandorith

   Group 11                         Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Ceni 9 6 1 2 27 13 +14 19
2 Buyan 9 6 1 2 17 8 +9 19
3 Yesopalitha 9 6 1 2 24 18 +6 19
4 Tumbra 9 6 1 2 14 12 +2 19
5 Gopnikea 9 5 1 3 13 12 +1 16
6 Qusmo 9 3 1 5 14 16 −2 10
7 Kandorith 9 3 1 5 15 20 −5 10
8 Beepee 9 2 2 5 6 11 −5 8
9 Omerica 9 1 2 6 14 21 −7 5
10 Wolves Clans 9 1 1 7 9 22 −13 4
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Postby Qusmo » Sat May 12, 2018 10:56 pm

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Below are the results of the promotion playoffs for each of the domestic football leagues in the Fuzpon Qusma pyramid. Every league, except Puga Qusmyra, has a promotion playoff at the end of the season; these are single-legged, single-elimination tournaments between the top four league finishers which did not automatically qualify for promotion. For clubs in Pug Qusma, this means that the clubs which finished the league season in third through sixth compete; in all leagues below Pug Qusma, the clubs which finish the league season in second through fifth compete in a promotion playoff, referred to in Qusmu as a Puk Buvanorata.

All participants are seeded based on their final league rank; the higher seeded club in a Puk Buvanorata match plays host in the match, & the highest-seeded participant plays the lowest-seeded participant in the Puk Buvanorata semifinals. The clubs which win their respective Puky Buvanorata earn the right to compete in the next-highest tier of Qusma football in the following season of competition.

After 45 matches, 15 clubs have been promoted out of 60 playoff participants. All leagues' Puk Buvanorata results are listed below.

No Puk Buvanorata Puga Qusmyra is played

Puk Buvanorata Puga Qusma
Qalijan 1–0 Vlosk
Polxar 4–0 Atlov
Qalijan 2–0 Polxar

Puk Buvanorata Puga Qelama
Atlemp 0–1 Liczak
Ixitil 2–0 Qaladaf
Ixitil 0–1 Liczak
Puk Buvanorata Puga Qelamajza
Homarl 1–1 Zororov (1–1 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Abork 1–0 Brajit
Abork 2–2 Zororov (4–2 AET)

Puk Buvanorata Puga Fedala
Dynabat 1–1 Xarpin (1–2 AET)
Matkag 1–2 Yentaz
Yentaz 0–0 Xarpin (0–0 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Puk Buvanorata Puga Refora
Ervor 2–1 Qapaz
Bulax 3–1 Oporton
Ervor 1–1 Bulax (1–2 AET)
Puk Buvanorata Puga Serana
Zrintal 1–2 Joluk
Norfad 0–1 Zyxuc
Zyxuc 0–0 Joluk (1–0 AET)
Puk Buvanorata Puga Tumata
Fezax 3–1 Yeflerb
Voraxan 2–0 Vazed
Fezax 1–2 Voraxan

Puk Buvanorata Puga Neqveqa
Glontob 3–1 Grantak
Qajarz 1–1 Sifabted (1–1 AET) (3–5 pen.)
Glontob 2–1 Sifabted
Puk Buvanorata Puga Neqxeqa
Selizon 1–1 Ortonyl (1–1 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Atlorn 1–1 Minetren (1–2 AET)
Minetren 3–0 Ortonyl
Puk Buvanorata Puga Neqyeqa
Pygmon 1–2 Bylorn
Franzfel 0–2 Olilnorn
Olilnorn 2–0 Bylorn
Puk Buvanorata Puga Xeqveqa
Belaporb 3–1 Uvynic
Uvpolav 4–1 Izixic
Belaporb 3–0 Uvpolav
Puk Buvanorata Puga Xeqyeqa
Menalot 2–2 Dresdrec (2–2 AET) (8–9 pen.)
Acemif 0–1 Fynavar
Fynavar 0–2 Dresdrec
Puk Buvanorata Puga Zeqveqa
Ilixil 2–0 Tilpinib
Syrtyrn 4–0 Lenleft
Ilixil 2–0 Syrtyrn
Puk Buvanorata Puga Zeqxeqa
Uvuzul 3–0 Relskarn
Wekinol 3–1 Xoraltyn
Uvuzul 1–1 Wekinol (2–1 AET)
Puk Buvanorata Puga Zeqyeqa
Nervador 1–1 Klentamp (2–1 AET)
Plovoc 1–0 Jivenic
Nervador 2–1 Plovoc
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