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Eura
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Postby Eura » Sun Apr 29, 2018 12:00 pm

OOC: This is set at the end of WC79.


Of all the effects that the brutal current Euran-Sameban War had inflicted on Sameba's civilian population, it was the blasted power cuts. Moira Beran thumped the soft temporary wall by her head in frustration with a clenched fist. Her temporary home in the sense that it was no longer temporary at all, the northeastern coastal city of Carrio, was so bad that it redefined the term 'shithole'. There was nothing she could do to escape this godforsaken place and its dreadful wet weather but she could at least look after her four children in the apartment if there was some functioning electricity. That was the problem - the power cuts knocked out something new every other day. This time it was the freezer and they were now certain to lose a great deal of precious rationed food as it defrosted prematurely. On another occasion she could have handed it out to local residents, but recently her military escort had instructed her not to do so due to the security threat of nearby Communist insurgents. She suspected that there was another reason at play too; the soldiers were probably aware of the resentment among the general population towards individuals with privileged ration status. Hers would become obvious if she started handing out embargoed goods like they were worthless outside the apartment block.

Living in this place had so many frustrations and this was just one of them. As much as she hated it though, Moira knew that there was no other choice. Her husband, referred to as "the Colonel" or "Mr Beran" by the guards and her handler from the local regiment, was a high value target and a trusted close friend of President General Gartanzo. Before the war she could freely waltz around the richer districts of Samebus and treat her children to the good life, and the husband too when he was free. If she tried it today they would have to contend with occasional food riots, aerial bombardment and much feared Euran-sympathetic snatch squads. She longed for that life every minute of every day. Five and a half years of war had ruined it all. The lifestyle, the children's education and potentially their lives, and her marriage which was now approaching termination unless there was peace soon. Not even work could provide solace because no-one in the military would allow her to get a job in the circumstances. To what end? Moira had no idea any more. There had been a time where she believed in the cause. More so than her husband either. Heady days of ideological fervour and nationalistic pride. Years of grinding conflict had demolished that faith like it had for many millions of other Sameban's. The difference for her was that not only was she a target for blackmail of an official at the heart of government who reportedly was in charge of civil protection, but she was also being monitored for potential political dissidence by either herself or her partner. Moira wasn't just out here for her own protection, but to keep her at arms length if Colonel Beran stepped out of line.

Security at least wasn't too much of an immediate concern if they were smart. The Euran's had barely hit Carrio. She told herself it was because the regime had been smart to put the family here but deep down accepted that this place was probably too worthless for the Euran Navy or Air Force to trouble itself with. More of a threat was the Communist insurgency which seemed to grow stronger every winter, slightly stronger each time, before melting away again in the summer. All Moira had to protect the kids from was themselves. 'Ow! Maaaaama!' Bloody hell. She marched into the living room and found Bora clutching his knee. 'You stupid boy! What did I tell you about playing hard with your brother?' The older brother Martin teared up. 'I didn't mean to.'
'He's barely five.' The tearing up became more of a flood. Moira couldn't help herself. She'd never been good at discipline with the younger ones. 'Alright, ok. I'm sorry. I just want you both to be safe. Do you understand me?' He nodded and embraced her for a hug. Sometimes she wondered if it would be possible to just run. The Euran government would surely take them in. Maybe she'd end up in a cell somewhere - the more she read of the contraband anti-war newsletters, the more she became convinced that the Euran government didn't actually summarily executive every Sameban they got their hands on. That was as bad as it could get. The children would have a new life. Her husband might not make it but he would understand. He always understood the children had to come first. It was the only thing that made her still long for him to come home.

Noting the time from the old fashioned clock in the corner, she stood up and walked back to the kitchen. 'Now help Bora get to bed Martin, ok?'
'Will do!'
'No games Martin.' Martin frowned but it was long past bed time for him. Moira pulled out a cigarette once the kids were out of the room. The other rascals were already asleep. A large truck pulled up down the road about ten metres away. She ignored it but the guardsman outside the window looked concerned. 'Matteo, what's the fuss?' The open kitchen window allowed her to communicate with the two soldiers that were always outside if she wanted to, protocol be damned. 'Mrs Beran, please stay inside. Its just some lousy fool. We will get rid of them.' Matteo marched up to the truck with his hand on his sidearm and barked out some orders at the driver. 'Go on, I said move on! You're not allowed up this street!' The driver held up his hands and signaled that he would move away. Matteo returned and Moira went back to paying attention to the much desired cigarette. Luxuries like this were too expensive to ignore. The rocket flew through the window and blew out the apartment before she could light it. Everything disintegrated in a flash. Moira was struck violently by debris and thrown through the window. Technically she was not killed instantly but she would never wake up again. For the children it was quicker and more final. Matteo was practically cut in half by the door, leaving only Corporal Georgio Namar alive. He was thrown to the floor by the explosion and took a few moments to pick himself up before doing the mental arithmetic. He rushed over to Moira's inanimate body and attempted to resuscitate her to no effect. The apartment was fronted by a wall of flame that made it impossible to try and recover the children. Georgio then noticed the truck pulling away and realised its appearance was not coincidental. He grabbed his rifle, switched to automatic fire mode and shouted at the driver to stop, but the vehicle had already reversed away. Georgio opened fire and held down the trigger but to no avail. It was over.

Far away in a control centre in the Euran capital of Bastion, the Prime Minister poured herself some whiskey. Greaves stood by her and watched the grayscale image of a Euran Navy drone's camera watching a freshly destroyed target. 'Congratulations, Prime Minister. We have our trigger.' Yarley said nothing. 'Aren't you satisfied with the result?' She lowered her glass and pondered. 'Will it have been quick?'
'Our operative on the ground confirmed a direct hit. No chance of survivors.' Yarley nodded, and solemnly polished off her drink. Maybe she did have a heart of some kind after all. 'Pull the drone out. Bail out our operative. Is everything else in place should something come of this?'
'Yes, we think so.'
'How long do you think it will take if we have been successful?'
'We can't say for sure. Beran may not do anything for weeks or months even. Or he might walk into Gartanzo's office tomorrow and blow him away. All we can do is wait now and try to monitor the situation from here.' Yarley thanked Greaves and dismissed her along with everyone else in the room. Wars are inherently savage and this one was no different. Innocent or guilty, soldier or civilian, nobody was truly safe. She knew that better than anyone. If it meant victory though it would be worth the sacrifice. In spite of all her power hungry desires and her disregard for human life if it got in her way, Yarley did ultimately believe in her ideology and in ending the suffering somehow. She was simply desperate to find a way that didn't involve sending millions of Euran servicemen and women through the most densely packed defensive military formations on the planet.
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Postby The Authoritarian Republic of Lochario » Sun Apr 29, 2018 12:33 pm

After the loss against New Lusitania and Algarves the Locharian fans are very upset and are even destroying the football federation headquarters and burning the busses of the federation.We've got to win the next match or else our new coach will be the fired coach!!!

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SN Magazine - Razen Winless, Disappointment Mounting

Postby Razenthuria » Sun Apr 29, 2018 1:49 pm

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Razen Winless, Disappointment Mounting


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Yellis Eugene battles with an Alpine player; Razenthuria goes on to lose 5-3 (Gaston North/Razen Sports Daily)


OZORKOW - After give games, the Razen national team has only took home one point during the entire campaign cycle; and it looks as if its safe to assure that Razenthuria will not be cracking the top half of the group after a demoralizing start to the campaign, Manager Goddard was not available for discussion after an embarrassing loss to Alpine Union that pushes the Razen team back further than previously expected; forcing the team to come into reckoning with a winless first half of the season. At this point, it looks of Conley Goddard is a worse manager than Thunder Rivers; who at least was able to win a game-or-two during the course of campaign; Goddard has yet to have won a game as a manager of the national side; and pressure is mounting on the RFA to deal with the newfound idiocy displayed on the pitch by the Cosumarite manager. Goddard's side was downed 5-3; in a game where the Razen gave up their lead twice and lost due to two goals scored in extra time, leaving much room for improvement as the Razen travel to another unknown nation next game. At this point; it looks as if the Razen have shifted their focus off of reaching the top half of the group to simply sneaking into the qualification for the Cup of Harmony; meaning that the national side will need to be displaying some real-quality skills on the pitch and at least snag five wins by the end of this cycle, a loss to the U.S.A.R. leaves much to be desired for the side; a game in which the Razen scored first, but fell apart in the second half. Perhaps, this is a reckoning of sorts for the management; they'll need to opt to responds strongly unless they're looking to reprise the idiocy and stupidity the R.F.A. has displayed thus far. I for one cannot really see Goddard returning after this unfortunate start to the season; in which the side has truly fallen apart; the domestic season can't come quick enough after these terrible games were put on display.


The first goal came in the third minute; off a brilliant header from Victor Parks, which spiraled forward into the feet of Efrom Heartland; who was easily able to out-dribble Zofia Kwietniewska; putting it past Kwietniewska's outstretched arms and triggering a fabulous celebration from the national team; who had started off the campaign cycle in terrible form. Speaking after the game, Heartland told SN Magazine; "...Coach has called for us to look to strike first, we have to take the first move; even before its offerwed so we can build off that." And it looked as if the team had indeed capitalized; as in the 23rd minute, the Razen side struck again; this time off a well-placed corner kick from Victor Parks that curled into the net, apparently terrible goal-keeping from Zofia Kwietniewska, who stood in awe as the ball sailed past into the net;, however the Alpine-folk were able to get on the board; eventually. A large celebration from the Razen side; up 2-nil as the scoreboard lit-up; there wasn't much worrying from the Razen; or so we think - see, the collapse was triggered after Aidan Psikey brought down Alpine striker, Jean-François Kleineheismann inside the box; and Kleineheismann, with his longass name was able to easily convert the penalty, past Easton Thomas, who was unable to do anything as the ball went past, the Alpine side went on the board in the 36th minute, and the stadium roared in support; Stadion Narodowy w Ozorkowie lit up in the colors of the national team as flairs were lit up, a huge celebration from the side, it was perhaps quite a moment to witness form the team, after their lagging early start, the Alpine side has supporters; and that is something we can perhaps learn from them, there's much that Razenthuria needs to take from World Cup 80 and build off of. And, in the 43rd minute; a ball came off the post; Easton Thomas seemingly caught it; until being jarred by Zbigniew Zajaczkowski, Zajaczkowski was surprisingly not called for the clear penalty, allowing him to flick the ball into the net; allowing for the U.S.A.R. to level the game to a clean-even draw; 2-2 as both sides were heading to the tunnels at the 45+3' minute.

The second half could've gone better; and it seemed that perhaps Razenthuria was looking to make some changes and preserve the game, Charity Williams came off the bench for Aidan Psikey; and made her presence known immedietly, scoring a goal in the 53rd minute; as the Razen side went up 3-2, and the visting Razen fans celebrated; blowing their Kumelvas and playing the drums, the Buddhist Razen in the back, a leftover from colonialization by The Sherpa Islands were the first to celebrating, beating their drums in crazed fashion; and the stadium was seemingly quiet for a bit after that goal. But, as usual, the opponents roared back, in the 69th minute, Sascha Welzmüller hit a ball from 32 yards out; sailing into the top left corner; despite an extreme jump form Thomas, the ball was too well-placed by Welzmüller, this enabled the Apline side to level the game yet again 3-3, however, this wasn't the big surprise of the match, that came from the blatant stupidity of the referee in the 89th minute, probably the reason that the Alpine Union was able to win a game that frankly - they shouldn't have won. In the 89th minute, Marcus White makes a slight blunder; and its forced to turn on his heels to defend against the quick counter-attack from the Alpine Union, complete with Zajaczkowski crossing into the box; and as Zajaczkowski jumps, to make a well misplaced header, Whtie also jumps; tripping both of their legs up and they both fall to the ground. Zajaczkowski falls to the ground, his leg fine, he rolls over in the ground, playing the part fo the wounded dog, and the dog of a ref believed this man, awarding a penalty to the Alpine Union, in which, in perfect fashion; a well-injured man in Zajaczkowski takes the ball and drubs it past Thomas; 4-3. Oh and; in the 90+3' minute; Amelia Zalwowska ices the game for the Alpine Union, putting it past Razenthuria with a demoralizing 5-3 loss.

Razenthuria is in a tough patch of life right now, their team is underperforming, and especially after all that hype we saw for the Razen national team after a great domestic league cycle, we're kind of disappointed by the paly we've seen so far out of these players. And maybe, this game wasn't entirely the fault of both Goddard and the players - the ref was most-definitely biased slightly, but at this point, the Razen should've notched a win or two under their belts, and nothing is starting to show the dangerousness we've encountered thus far. It'll be interesting how the rest of this pans out.
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Postby Tobiasia » Sun Apr 29, 2018 2:00 pm

Tobiasia 2-2 Indusse

Another day, another must win match not won. After the defeat to Lochario, the attack has improved, with two stunning goals by Philips and Ryans, but the defence has been a let down.

The goals began with a 28 yard screamer by Ryans into the left corner that set the Ark alight with joy. However it was squandered as a poor clearance from Zeya was converted into a goal by the Indussians.

After half time the Indussian strikers returned but a heroic stop by Goldsmith prevented a goal. However just 7 minutes later they came back with a 18 yard shot to the bottom left that took Indusse into the lead.

With little time to go, it was only a last ditch attack begun by Urtup, who smashed the ball to Philips who scored with a stunning shot through the goalkeeper to equalise the scoresheet.

Our view
We really should have won it on paper, but from the play we say it was a close run thing. Far too close in fact for comfort but that’s how things go sometimes. Sheffield has faced growing calls to be sacked but the TFA have remained their stance that the World Cup has only just begun.

Latest transfer news

Lee Ryans has moved to New Belfast Warriors of Schottia for $3 million in order to revive their attacking ability and push for a UICA spot. Fraser Philips has moved to Port James Atheltic of Schottia for an estimated $6 million, an exciting team under new management and developing a new style of play. Harvey Miranda has moved to Tobiasia City for $2 million as a replacement for the two attackers sold this season. Paul Goldsmith has moved to Mucusia of Schottia for $2 million as they fight of relegation in 16th place, and Sally Urtup has moved to newly promoted D’Itille for $2 million.

Highscorers
•Fraser Philips: 5
•Rosa Uzele: 3
•Lee Ryans: 3
•Harry Lithgow: 2
•Sally Urtup: 1

Most assists
•Sally Urtup: 3
•Flint Eastgate: 2
•Lee Ryans: 2
•Harry Lithgow: 2
•Paul Goldsmith: 1
•Rosa Uzele: 1
•Fraser Philips: 1
•Frank Woods: 1
•Katrina Zeya: 1
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SN Magazine - Razen Comeback Denied

Postby Razenthuria » Sun Apr 29, 2018 2:30 pm

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Kevin Kyrell strikes, leads awesome celebration for the Razen national side (Gaston North/Razen Sports Daily)


TYNEDALE - Yet again, the Razen national team is denied a chance at reviving itself, and this time, it wasn't too bad of a start, they had a lot of chances to come back, and they used them well; too well in fact, however, a 5-nil deficit at halftime was too much for the Razen side to overtake, as they were downed after to supreme saves from Sean Smørdal, the Vanor who proved to be the better goalies, especially in the dying minutes of the second half, where he stopped...two...penalty...kicks, one by sheer luck and the other by sheer determination, forcing the Razen team to drop down in rakings and forcing a thorough review of the Razen national team as the games continues, coach Conley Goddard needs to make some changes to his defense and edit the scheme of things, this type of play cannot continue, there's a lot of hope riding on the Razen team in its bid to finish in the top-half of the group, and it will not be able to do so with the damned play we've seen so far A lackluster first half led to the team attempting to scramble back to power, and while ti was a bold performance in the second half, perhaps,if that had been replicated in the frist half, we could've seen the Razen side come out on top rather than losing this game, and while for the goal-inclined, this may have been a wonderful game for any non-Razen fan, for the RFA, this is a disaster that could of been avoided, the minute that the Razen Football Authority realizes that hiring a former second-tier manager as your national team manager isn't a good decision, perhaps sensibility will be achieved and the Razen senior national team can begin to truly have a fighting chance, the Cosumarite manager was outclassed in the field, he wasn't able to compete with the pace of the superior Parsagian manager and the equally-superior Vanor national side, perhaps this is spelling the end for Goddard. Will World Cup 81 feature a new manager leading the charge for Razenthuria? At this point, its highly-likely, despite that forcing Goddard to opt-out of his three-cycle contract will force the R.F.A. to shell out N$15m., more than they were hoping, given Goddard was to direct the focus of the Razen sporting programs.

The first half was entirely Vanor-dominated, from the first kick to the mid-game whistle, it all came together int he seventh minute, a routine pass from Faeron Soldarian to Fionn Lynch resulted in a goal from Lynch; who struck the ball with such force, the ball repelled off the arm of Thomas, hitting the crossbar before crossing the white line, giving Valanora a 1-nil lead early on, after that, it simply collapsed from there; it was obvious that things weren't going to well for the side. Fionn Lynch would strike again in the 11th minute, off a header, that bounced in the net off of terrible goalkeeping from Easton Thomas; coach Goddard would pull Thomas to the sidelines to talk to him briefly, calling his play "...terribly horrendous and mistimed" after the game, Goddard went on to say, "...Thomas in on the world's stage, his mistakes in Njiko RZN were easily excusable as Njiko RZN isn't a top league; now playing before the world, he has to play better, he needs to show out for his national team and not perform as though his was his backyard." This comment drew large critiscm from Razen fans everywhere, with one commenting, "Mr. Goddard; you weren't anything until you came to Razenthuria, the R.F.A. gambled on you and gave you players who are halfway-decent, and you can't get a win out of them, perhaps you should go back to coaching in the lower leagues where you belong"; Goddard was not available for comment after this. However, he was available for the three other goals that Fionn Lynch was able to score - thwap, thwap, thwap - each goal coming in like a bullet, strike to the let corner; a strike that went thru Easton Thomas's legs, finally, a goal from thirty-seven yards out that banked into the net, after hitting the top crossbar. Lynch was perhaps immortalized for amazing performance, and Thomas will take a lot of flack for the terrible performance he had during this game, at this point, the fact that Thomas is still starting is kind of strange. But then you remember, the back up is Lord Pullman - one of the worst goal-keepers to ever paly in World Cup qualifying, the fact he has caps serves to sicken me.

If Dr. Jekyll and Heid were real, than well, Razenthuria's performance would the same in bold, a complete reversal in play was available as Razenthuria came out lights-out for the second half, and it showed, as early on, the game suddenly showed new omentum and fervor; Kevin Kyrell crosses into the box; looking fro the cross from Eugene, and he gets it, jumping over the shoulders of a Vanor defender to head the ball home; granted, its 5-1 but its a goal, from Razenthuria's most-prolific player in the history of sport, the same player who sold to a Farf side for N$20m and change. And then he did it again, this time in the 64th minute, expertly dribbling pass a Vanor defender, Eva Fotland was left looking like a fool in the dust, as she missed two slide tackles on him, Kyrell danced past, shooting the ball towards Sean Smørdal, Smørdal was infact able to stop the ball, placing it at the foot of Kyrell, who powered it past, taking the Razen side on his back as Razenthuria creeped back into the game, now seeting up the game 5-2. And the Razen side celebrated; and despite the scoreline, two goals in under ten minutes against a top-10 side left many with surprised looks, and it wasn't over yet, more opportunities were still showing themselves as the Razen backfield shut down the vaunted Vanor attack, they were truly unable to do shit during the rest of the amtch. In the 84th minute, again, Razenthuria went on the attack; with a clean pass down the left sideline; leaving for Gordon Koremen, playing for an injured Geroge Hikvon who's been injured since Matchday 2 was able to pass the ball forward into Kyrell's domain, and Kyrell converted the goal - GOOOOOOOOOOOAL - screamed the reporter, 5-3, and slowly it seemed that Razenthuria was crawling its way back into the match. But, that was the end; two stops by Sean Smørdal put the game to an end as the Vanor walked off the pitch with a 5-3 victory.

If anything, Razenthuria needs to address its defense, which suffered a huge blunder of sorts early on, and we're not quick to say that Goddard is not the answer, but its clear that he's going to need a boost in the support, right now, Razenthuria needs to shift the footballing scene of the national team. Perhaps, Razenthuria should look to a foreign manager to create a co-managing situation in Razenthuria, as Goddard really won't be the answer for coaching; and Razenthuria will now at this point be looking to got to the Cup of Harmony. But, you can't go to the Cup of the Harmony if you haven't won a game, have you? There's a lot of questions that'll need to be answred, no doubt.
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Postby New Lusitania and the Algarves » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:22 pm

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80th World Cup Qualfying- Road To "Equestar"

INEFFECTIVE OFFENCE
Matchday 4: Stetzra 2-2 New Lusitania from Royale Stadium, Stetzra

Stetzra's arrow formation was reaping results however, the Lusitanians were hoping to break that form. However after a half hour, Glonse put the ball in the net with no real effort. The defence was shook about how that ball went through. Just before half time, Francisco Gama shot the ball into the net with amazing power after a great dribble, with an assist from Nevais, levelling the game. In the second half a load of chances for both parties, Glose scored a second from a difficult angle, but that's maybe why it went in. Although the home side thought it was In the bag, right before the end of the match, B.Silva put the goal in a delicate but simple way. Both sides left, unsatisfied with the final score

MOMENTARY CELEBRATION
Matchday 5 : New Lusitania 3-0 Lochario from Estádio Municpal de Aveiro

A first win from the Seleção in Qualifiers in Aveiro against Lochario, on a fine sunny afternoon. After the two national anthems, the match went underway. It was thirty minutes before they could break the deadlock though. Dalot ran across the field, passed it to Nevais' who shot it up field, landing in Martins' feet who shot it up into the top right corner. His first goal in the qualifiers gave the Lusitanians the lead.
The one goal lasted all the way to half time, the second goal coming five minutes into the second half, yet another great run from Nevais on the left flank,
switching the play into Gama who ran into the box passed it to Jota who reciprocated, scoring with a header.
Cavalariça and Chadas were subbed at 79' for Martins and B . Silva putting Fernando forward to compesate for the latter coming on. On the 84th minute the third goal came in. A Lochario corner, left a counterattack in which Jota ran across the field and put the ball over the goalkeeper making it 3-0. An ecstatic team celebrated their 2nd win In WC-era history, with Santa Cruz commeting: "We have shown our true colours today". The lusitanian fans chanted even when they were already outside the stadium, celebrating the occasion.
New Lusitania returns away at Indusse, which might not be that easy.

The Verdict
The coach summed it up perfectly - this is our potential. Top players today were Francisco Gama, for his great chances, and Nevais with his runs up and down the field. Finally some goals from the forwards, as they also join the goals club.

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Postby Northwest Kalactin » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:23 pm

Jimmy Mccalin was in trouble the police came over to him.

The police chief asked “sir why did you punch that completely innocent man you will go to court for this”

Jimmy replied “he was asking me for money I didn’t owe him a he threw the first punch anyways.”

The police men drove jimmy to court just before his court time he called a lawyer to defend his case.

Hector Ancel’s family was there ready to defeat Jimmy in the court case. Robin Ancel Hectors dad said “Mccalin owed the money for renting the plane from FlyNorthwest Express to bring the children into their home nation”.

Jimmy said “in the contract I didn’t owe that much money the original contract said 8,000 Kalactanian dollars he asked for 10,000 he was trying to take advantage of my richness”.

The Ancel family replied “still that is not a reason to kill someone”.

Then the judge exclaimed “Enough! Let’s see what the jury says”. The jury ruled 10-2 in favor of the Ancel’s.

The judge then said “the case has been ruled in favor of the Ancel’s now to decide Mccalins punishment.”

The judge finally said “Mccalin you can do 3 months of community service or go to jail for 1 month or your last option Is to bail $300,000”

“Um I’ll do 3 months of community service sir” replied Mccalin

“Okay your first thing on community service is to pump up balls for the soccer team” said the community service organizer
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Postby Chromatika » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:37 pm

Matchday 4: Chromatika 3-0 Luz de Libertados and St Esther
Goals: Andisori, K. '38, '58 Kuzami '79
Starting Lineup: Ria; Morningstar - Stef - Ilya; Rien - Mora - Armageddon - Kuzami - Xe; Andisori, K. (C) -Gail.
Substitutes: de Aea -> Stef '61, Kristine -> Rien '79, Vidal -> Gail '84[/i]
Game Summary: The first outing for Mia Ria was a solid one as the Chromatiks pitched their first shutout of the qualifying campaign. Keira Andisori made the most of her first outing as well, scoring a brace, while Mimi Kuzami scored from a distance. A great warmup game for the match ahead.
Matchday 5: Mriin 1-0 Chromatika
Starting Lineup: Nier; Morningstar - Aart - Damjana; Thorben - Sybill - Montague - Hellion (C) - Dragana; Andisori, K. - Victoriane.
Substitutes: Ibex -> Aart '48, Kelly, M. -> Thorben '69, Niro -> Dragana '82

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Three Questions after Chromatika's Loss to Mriin
By: Jordan Lawless, Chief Correspondant

1. Early Strike Yet Again
In four of five games this cycle, Chromatika has let in a goal in the first twenty minutes. Only the last match against Luz de Libertados and St Esther was different. Against the second seeds in Mriin, Mari Lavoi found a weak spot between Morningstar and Aart and carried the strike through past a leaping Jillian Nier. This tendency needs to stop - it doesn't matter if the rest of the game pans out for the Chromatiks if they keep starting off on the wrong foot. Whether it's a mental problem with the team not being ready, sheer bad luck, or the fact that the opposing sides are fresher in the beginning of every match, it's obvious that the team appears to be reeling early on. Something for Parker to work on, for sure.

2. Jillian Nier or Mia Ria?
It might not be a fair question to be asking after one game apiece from the two keepers - with Ria facing far worse opposition - but since Nier was the one who lose, people are talking already. Ria has the AOCAF title going for her, and Golden Eagles has been a top team over at Avon - though they're not the caliber of opposition in one Harlighet Ligen. Ria is likely to be the starter for the return leg, and each will play at least two more opponents, so it's too early to tell who will be the starter going forward. Definitely an interesting storyline to follow.

3. How Important is Kalumba?
The loss to Mriin has made Chromatika fall to third, behind Kalumba. Kalumba has yet to play either Mriin or Chromatika yet. The match against them will be very important for the Chromatiks as they try to avoid playoff games.

Projected Lineup vs. Siovanija and Teusland: Joy (C); Ruth - de Aea - Anderson; Kelly, W. - Mora - Armageddon - Kuzami - Croix-Pierre; Gail - Sierra.
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Postby Main Nation Ministry » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:40 pm

Tremain Spoonts Fundraiser

Tremain's penthouse overlooked the city, as the sound of a player piano drifted around the top floor. Tremain tapped his glass of water, so the crowd can quiet down, while he made his way onstage. "Ladies and gentlemen, as you may know that PAC is open, so funds can be donated. Now, my proposed plan for organ donations are that they will be mandatory towards those who "truly" need it. Another thing is I wish to help the lower-class citizens who reside in the forest sectors and job communities. The ones who wear the old shoes and kick the cans, instead of picking them up! Truly, The Leader doesn't have the guts to be in charge!", the moment Tremain said that, there were chatters and some applause.

Meanwhile..

A political aide to Tremain was delivering some intel in a folder to his headquarters, while he made a quick stop at a local bar that he knew. It was a fancy place, though something was off. Normally, it would be crowded with people with high spirits, but it seemed like he was the only one in the bar. A bartender was cleaning a pitcher, where the aide sat at the stool. "I wish to have some milk punch, please. And make it quick. I'm busy." The bartender didn't say anything, as he casually made the drink for the aide, as he had turned his head to briefly check the folder, before taking a sip of his drink.

Then, something didn't felt right. The aide felt a small pain in his stomach. And it was building up and up. The aide tried to say something, but he ended up puking blood, as the poison quickly gave the aide a painful death. The bartender walked pass the counter to pick up the folder from the floor, before leaving the bar. He turned on his earpiece and called mission control. "I got the folder. I leave it inside of the trash can near the blue park bench besides the phone booth marked with 127."
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Postby Zwangzug » Sun Apr 29, 2018 3:47 pm

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A generation ago, Zwangzug topped their World Cup 68 qualifying group, conceding only three goals and going undefeated in fourteen matchdays. The idiosyncratic qualification format in use at the time, however, saw them play off first against another group winner, and then, after defeat, another two-legged playoff that saw them unceremoniously eliminated from competition.

Davi Keane-Liuprand's singlehanded [doublefooted? -ed] efforts against Darmen and his formation-induced rage are still well-known [...you know what, just keep telling yourself that -ed], but the first leg has somewhat receded from historical memory. In fact, falling down 0-3 in the first leg seemed to have rattled Zwangzug's momentum, as they duly succumbed in the away match as well.

Who cares? Because that first playoff was held in our very own Stelladome, against none other than Valladares. At the time, a bureaucrat cited (lipogramatically) that "it's a cool stadium," which of course, it is. At least the field's reputation escaped enough to host an ordinary qualifier at the end of the following cycle, against The Blaatschapen, to say nothing of a poorly-attended Green Cup knockout match.

This time around, of course, Zwangzug had an admittedly lower-stakes game scheduled against Valladares--and, perhaps under the same straightforward reasoning of "an important team deserves an important stadium," hosted it in the Stelladome once again. With the same dubious "home field advantage" that saw them grind out a draw with Barunia, the hosts somehow held Valladares scoreless. It helped that the visitors were willing to retreat into a (1)-3-6-1 after not making headway during the first half. Michael Armand and Shoshana Birla were both on form in goal, with solid defensive performances especially from Martín Delgado and his cognate, Martin Scallop. [You just made that up because it sounds good and you're too lazy to objectively analyze defensive contributions. -ed]

Didn't happen and you can't prove anything.

Frustratingly, the organizational apparatus refused to comment on whether this was an attempt to avenge past ignominies. "Do you think I get to choose which stadiums we're playing in?" Makvala Tsereteli snapped. "Look, I barely knew we were signing up for this whole thing, remember? I'll go wherever they tell me, although I obviously hope we get to play in Doymals at some point." Upon being told Doymals Stadium would host the matchday-thirteen encounter with Yezur, she seemed moderately appeased.

Modern players, while just as confused, were at least talkative when prompted. "Look," said Lucas Kukiseso, "would it have been frustrating to be eliminated like that? Sure, but like, that didn't happen to be, and if you expect me to be more sympathetic to them than some other unlucky team just because we share a home country...uh, it doesn't work like that, you know? And I would hope that that doesn't encourage other organizations from experimenting with novel formats."

"That, but with more team spirit and pride and stuff," agreed Kendra Jover. "I mean, just because one tournament produces some weird upsets isn't the end-all be-all of its refereeing staff or whatever."

"I mean," said Birla, "you'd have to be incredibly and dangerously self-centered to believe that kind of nonsense."
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SN Magazine - Razenthuria Come Back from 2 Goals Down

Postby Razenthuria » Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:11 pm

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Razenthuria Come Back from 2 Goals Down


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Yellis Eugene with a clean pass, setting up kevin Kyrells' shot on goal (Gaston North/Razen Sports Daily)


SOMEWHERE IN DAMUKUNI - Razenthuria surged back into form, stunning 26th ranked Damukuni, coming back from 2 goals down to draw a game with one of the better footballing nations with a dramatic 2-2 draw at a stadium somewhere in Damukuni, leaving a stunned amount of interest amongst Razen footballing fans and a simply interesting atmosphere after a dramatic game leaves many in Damukuni with an acquired taste in their mouths and the Razen footballing people celebrating thru the streets. Off the leadership of Yellis Eugene and a key goal from Kevin Kyrell in the dying minutes of the game, it left the city surging - leading to a huge celebration from the team, as they gained their first points from the qualifications tage; and while the points came three games in, there was a sea of euphoria, stunning Damukuni in Damukuni, a fellow Esportivan nation, it is expected Damukuni will meet up once again with Razenthuria in the subsequent Copa Esportiva which will happen sometime on the Razen calender; given the Gods permit it, despite the fact they have to be extremely bipolar and stuff. Anyways, that's not the point, a great performance from our Razen brothers and sisters, this could be for the most part Conley Goddard's signature win, given how well the Razen team looked, after their early deficit, which they somehow reversed against a very-defensive Damukuni side, and while Conley Goddard's opening hasn't exactly been stellar' its safe to say that his has been by far his best game on record. Looking early on, we can very well see improvement that could lead to better performance for 'Dem Boys, I'd think that early on, the R.F.A. has to be slightly disappointed; there's been a chance that Razenthuria should be better than what their record shows, perhaps Conley Goddard will not be the manager of the future, but that's not the point of this discussion.

A low start for the Razen side; as Damukuni strikes within the first minute; a pass sets up Hirayama Nishigome, on the right sideline, who belted it into the box to the waiting arms of- oh, shit, nevermind, that's a goal for Damukuni - withint he first minute; and of course, that was the story of the first half, the idiocy on the pitch lead to some degenerate play from Razenthuria, a 1-nil deficit early on looked like a dissapoitng game was heading for the side; it was a big celebration from Damukunian side; and given their defensive posture, the early goal was quite interesting and a demoralizing factor for Razenthuria early on. Afterwards, the team would sit back, looking to defend the Razen attempts to crack at the goal, and Razenthuria was simply unable to control the tempo; not having the ball for 76% of the first half, and statistically, the play of the Razen was erratic - with play all over and playing positions being overlapped. At this point; Razenthuria looked very sloppy, and Conley Goddard's message has really been missed, there was a lot of early opportunities that Razenthuria passed up on; and it wasn't near-miss opportunities, these were opportunities that were presented on a silver platter, a miss with a shot in the box in which Kyrell mistimed his kick as the ball sailed over the crossbar. There was a lot fos tuff that served to damn Razenthuria early on; as the game went on, it seemed safe to say that azenthuria was to suffer thru a loss. And, as if to confirm it, in the 43rd minute, a keen header from Hirayama Nishigome put the game seemingly out of reach for the Razen side; scoring well with a header that rattled off the hands of Thomas - Thomas needs to improve his hands for the national team, Easton Thomas is a well-known person in Njiko RZN, he conceded one of the least amount of goals during the season; right now he's in a bit of a rut, but calling Lord Pullman off the bench would be dangerous for the national team given his terrible performance last time. Come to think of it, why is he even on the national team?

The second half was an amazing comeback for the Razen side, who stormed back with major goals from Yellis Eugene and Kevin Kyrell, who both would be looking to change the former precedent associated with the national team, there was a feeling of euphoria, of gratification for the side as Yellis Eugene finally hit the goal, in the 64th minute, as players came off the bench seats to tackle-hug/do some form of love [ my editor remains displeased with this comment ] to Eugene, after the score, which collectively lifted the Razen team fof its depressing start. And, Kevin Kyrell wouldn't spoil the fun; the 82nd minute would be the nail in the coffin for the Damukuni side who had been looking to take three points from Razenthuria, as Razenthuria put the came past the likes of Damukuni, quietly snatching a mighty-good game as Kyrell headed the ball past the outstretched arms of Yasuo Korenaga - giving the national team a great feeling of euphoria. The added interest in the match could be given to the Asian community; within Razenthuria, it is commonly felt that the Razen-Asian community is repressed and oppressed; and commonly this has gone as far as sports - notably, Soruku, the fifth-largest city within Razenthuria does not have its own Njiko RZN team, actually, doesn't have a big-3 organization whatsoever - with the big-3 being Njiko RZN or RazenLeague pyramid side, G-League gridiron team or even a lacrosse league team; normally, Asian fans commonly support either Kita-Hinode or The Sherpa Islands, so it could be deemed extremely annoying for the R.F.A. seeing a strong sight of Razens sporting Damukunian jerseys, and alas sitting in the foreigners sections.

Razenthuria should be mighty-happy with their performance against a top-30 side in Damukuni, of course, they've got much to fix moving forward, but we can all say that Razenthuria has been a great team tow watch, things are slightly ineresting and Conley Goddard's keeping us on our toes with his interesting managing and movements. As the games go on, Razenthuria will now have to improve their standing, poitns are all that matter; being in the top half of the group would be exciting for the national team, but there's a lot that'll need to change.
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Postby Bostopia » Sun Apr 29, 2018 4:42 pm

---3 years earlier – Old Fort Boston Hall, beneath Fort Boston Castle, Fort Boston---

Emperor Boston had been talking to the Elder Fireward for some hours in what remained of the old hall, slowly learning valuable lessons such as how to light candles without burning himself, a skill he still hadn’t quite yet mastered in his many decades of life, and also how to successfully remain undetected, largely, for hundreds of years, but there was a question he still needed answers to. The Emperor had suppressed asking for so long but there was only so long it could go unasked for.

‘Tell me, Elder…’ the Emperor began, shaking his hand after burning his fingers yet again. ‘How did you know about this curse?’ The Elder looked at the Emperor, then stared into the fire. He didn’t want to relive the events of that day, yet the current Fireward was asking and he therefore felt bound to reply to him, despite the age gap of around 600 years, and an even longer knowledge gap.

‘I was killed – stabbed – by a rival group. They had grown jealous of Fort Boston’s strength and wealth and, rightly, viewed us as a threat. One evening after a successful hunt, I had been informed that men were approaching from the south-east-‘ ‘From the direction of Monham?’ ‘Yes, child. I’m glad you understand basic geography’ the Elder Firewall snapped back. ‘And they were lit only by torches, weren’t they?’

That stopped the Elder man in his tracks. ‘Tell me more, child.’ Emperor Boston inhaled through his teeth ‘you knew they were a threat and yet you still approached’ he looked up at this point into the Elder man’s eyes. ‘You felt duty bound to approach them and you ended up… stabbed’ Emperor Boston looked deeper into the old man’s eyes ‘…but how are you alive? My dream ended there – I woke up every time the person I was in the dream was stabbed and that was you! How are you alive?’ The Elder man had been calmly stirring the embers of the fire they were sat around with a large stick, filling the room with soot, occasional small flames floating toward the roof in the smoke. He’d heard the Emperor’s impassioned questions and resolved to let the situation calm a little before answering.

‘Nature, child. I was told that after I had been stabbed, the men who did it turned and ran into the darkness, extinguishing their torches as they did so. The men who I should have had protect me were too far back-‘ ‘on your orders’ ‘-yes, on my orders – to effectively give chase. Instead they carried my body back to the village, life forces seeping out of it, where they pleaded with the village Seer to restore my health back to full spirit. They were warned that this wasn’t the natural way of things and Nature would surely curse a line which wasn’t natural, but they decided I was worth it. The Seer gave in and performed what she had to, calling upon my bloodline to give what good it could to save my life. That was done, but the Seer’s warning that drawing good from a line of future births would eventually leave somewhere in that line drained of good and leaving one birth with none of the good and only the curse.’ The Elder looked up at the Emperor. ‘And here you are, child. The country as a whole is cursed to your eternal rule.’

---Present day, Westing ICT, Port Flamerty---

Laurryn had been in the job for three months now, slowly learning who the various members of the team was and getting more and more phone transfers through to the right department. It was usually clients calling the main line for the company rather than the IT Support line that she dealt with, but every now and then a sales call would come in. Melvin was still blaming the sea for various woes – he’d recently had planning permission for a loft conversion refused – and the admin team was still largely working flat out in getting new parts ordered and doing work which wasn’t really admin work. She was sat on reception not long before the clock struck 12 midday, filling in spreadsheets when she noticed all of the support technicians suddenly jump up en masse and head toward the kitchen. The doors to the building slid open and a monitor landed itself on Laurryn’s desk, leaving her staring back at the surprised look on her own face in the reflection on the screen. A computer tower joined it shortly after.

‘This machine that YOU installed isn’t working’ came an irate male voice from behind the monitor on Laurryn’s desk. ‘I’m sorry to hear that’ Laurryn responded ‘let me call someone in support and get them to come out.’ Laurryn picked up the phone on her desk, ignoring the tutting and mumbling which was still coming from behind the monitor.

The phone rang for an uncomfortably long time before one of the holier-than-thou technicians responded with ‘Hi, we’re at lunch.’ ‘Hi… it’s Laurryn on reception… a customer has come in with a computer that’s not working. Can you or someone else help?’ ‘No. We’re at lunch.’ ‘All of you?’ ‘Yes..?’

Laurryn was a little stumped now. ‘So… should I get them to raise a ticket, or...?’ the person listening on the other end of the phone could hear the ‘help me out’ in her voice, but it was only smarmy that came back. ‘You could try, but it won’t work with this guy. He's a major client and a major pain. It’s massively coincidental that we saw him coming and decided it would be a great time for us to take a team lunch by the way. Best of luck!’ The phone on the other end clicked dead and Laurryn was left with an irate customer and a computer which wasn’t working. What she did have though was a search engine, and her years in University had taught her how to use those properly at least.

‘Ok… so what seems to be the problem?’ Laurryn barely dared to ask. ‘It won’t turn on! Look!’ the man started jabbing at the power button furiously, which left the computer dead silent, not least because it wasn’t plugged in. She’d learnt her lesson about plugging in electrical equipment at University too, after one too many lost documents. ‘Could you pass me that cable there, please?’ she asked, standing up off her chair to try and do this without it toppling over onto her. The cable was passed over and she quickly found the right part of the computer to match to the cable, so it was plugged in there. She plugged it in to a free socket beneath her desk and pressed the power button on the front of the box.

Nothing. ‘I told you it didn’t work! So don’t go blaming me! I’m not paying for this!’ came the irate man’s voice again. He’d grabbed a calculator off Laurryn’s desk and, having found some invoicing paper from an inside jacket pocket, seemed to be writing an invoice to Westing ICT for the time he’d spent in their office, plus travel expenses at quite a high rate.

Laurryn looked at the plug again. She’d not turned the power on at the socket. Thinking quickly, she tapped some nonsense into the search engine and hit the enter key. ‘A-ha’ she said. ‘It’s probably this dial here.’ Turning the computer back around so the rear panel was facing her again, she unscrewed one of the six screws holding the rear panel on, then, almost artistically, held the screw up in the air so that the customer couldn’t help but notice it. Taking the screw between her thumbs and forefingers, she made a snapping motion at the same time as using one of her toes to flip the power switch on the plug socket, causing a nice synchronised click. She blew on the screw for good measure, then tightened it back up in the panel and turned the computer on.

‘There we go!’ she said ‘All working. Anything else I can help with?’

The irate man blinked, then yanked the power cable out of the back of the machine, turning it off again. ‘No. I’m going back to my office. If this doesn’t work when I get back there, I’ll be calling you back and letting you know it’s not working AND charging you!’ Laurryn smiled at him as he walked out, though he didn’t get far before he had to return for the actual power cable. She watched him get into his works van then drive off, before setting her own phone to divert straight through to the technicians.

Deciding now would be a good time to take lunch and, essentially, hide from the irate phone call that would be coming when the irate man returned back to his own office and still hadn’t turned the plug on, Laurryn grabbed her bag and walked out of the building. Looking right, toward where her usual lunch bench was, she noticed Melvin glaring out toward the sea, a pack full of coloured pencils next to him, furiously sketching something. She decided to turn left. The still-working area of the docks were generally uncharted territory for a girl in her early twenties, but another hour of squid theories just for the sake of some fresh air wasn’t worth it.
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Postby Banija » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:33 pm

Kabaka - King
Luguba - Queen Consort
Sarauniya - Queen Mother
Isebantu - Crown Prince
Omugabe/Omugaba - Prince/Princess
Omulangira/Kyabazinga - Duke/Duchess
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The scene is set at Mujaguzo Palace. It is a meeting of the Executive Council of the House of Katende- or, by a simpler name, a meeting of the adult males of the Royal Family. These do not happen often, only in times of crisis- and they are indeed in a time of crisis, with this seemingly never-ending drought. In attendance are Kabaka Albert III, Isebantu Mwanga, Omugabe Basamula, Omulangira Balikudembe, and Kagere Asuman.

When the Kabaka walked into the room, everybody stood up, and he told them to immediately take their seats. It was uncommon that the Executive Council of the House of Katende would meet- and, as always, they would meet in secret. Kabaka Albert III was thinking, how just a few years ago, everything was going swimmingly for the country. He had concluded a royal visit to Bostopia, Banija was settling in well in the Glorious Southwest, and the country was beginning to project power in the world. Even though a poorer country, Banija came a hotspot for hosting world sporting events, with events ranging from the World Lacrosse Championships, to the Baptism of Fire, to everywhere in between, going to Banija. Life was good for everybody.

And then, of course, Matthias Mutebi barged into the picture. The Kabaka, as well as much of the Royal Family, held nothing but contempt for the elected government of Banija. Not because they opposed elected governments- they were happy with Banija's constitutional arrangements. Via the Guardian Council, the Royal Family as a whole served as a check on the Lukiiko, and with the Kabaka having primacy in the areas of foreign affairs, they were able to largely exert their influence over the affairs of the state. But, however, the Katikkiro was barging into that picture. He has mishandled the drought spectacularly, and the results had been as disastrous as one could think. Protests were turning violent on the Busoga Islands, Busukuma was being heavily criticized, and riot police had to be deployed from Busukuma to the Busoga Islands. The results were not good for the country, and the Executive Council was here, trying to bring about a plan. This was before they'd call a full council meeting, where the women of the House of Katende- namely Omugaba Immaculate, Kyabazinga Olivia of Herzegovina, Kyabazinga Aria, Sarauniya Mateke, and Luguba Iriama, would also be in attendance.

"My brother, my sons, my dear nephew Asuman. Thank you for your attendance today." Said Albert III. "As you guys know, our country is facing.... Some tough times. It has been a tough slog through this drought, and all of us are suffering. Even in this house- we have cut down our water usage, because we know that this is getting really bad, and we, even though we are the ruling family- by divine right- of this country, we have cut down our own water usage too, at this house, and at all of your houses as well. But this drought is not going away- and we all know how the Katikkiro is doing on this. I would give my explicit opinion on his handling of this- but, as the elected head of government, he is a man who I should not insult. But the Busoga Islands are, socially, falling apart. These protests are never ending, and even in some places, they are turning into riots. We've had to send riot police to Lakiska and Dukuma to prevent them from turning into riots. The Katikkiro had blown this. We need to figure out a strategy- a constitutional one, one that doesn't infringe on the right of the government to conduct domestic policy, to respond to this crisis."

"Your Majesty," Began Isebantu Mwanga. He, by constitutional right of being the Isebantu, also served as the Waziri of the Kingdom of Banija. "There are better strategies than the ones we are conducting. We need to take direct control of all foreign aid coming into Banija, and let us administer it ourselves! We do not want to lose the Busoga Islands- everyone here knows that the islands have always been at the tipping point of breaking away from Banija, and becoming their own independent, Islamic state. Right on our borders! I am sure, that in my powers as the Waziri, we'd have some sort of power to allow the Dukuma Regional Airport to receive aid directly from foreign countries."

"Ah, my brother." Said Omugabe Basamula. He was Albert III's second son, making him the younger brother of Mwanga. He was also Mwanga's only brother, as Albert III only had two children. "We have no power to do that! The Katikkiro has the exclusive right to administer foreign aid once it arrives in Banija. It turns into domestic policy once it hits onto Banijan soil. And the logistical issues of turning Dukuma International into a true, international airport? The powers of this House to do that... Would certainly be challenged in a court of law. And if it is overturned, do we have the votes on the Guardian Council to overturn a ruling of the Supreme Court? I would very much doubt so- there must be another way."

"Basamula!" Said Albert III. "You make a point. But what are we to do? We cannot allow Banija to split over this. It is a result of Divine Providence that Banija's current borders are the borders where we rule, and that Busogans and mainlanders should be one country, one people - despite religious differences. But, however, we can work out.... Some sort of solution. This cannot be done at the suggestion of anyone in this room. There are much more important things at stake, like the position of this family in this country. However... That is at risk if we let this continue. Come around, gather close- we aren't even going to tell the ladies tomorrow. I will cancel. But this, this is our plan to save this country..."




To: Governments of the Commonwealth of Baker Park
Government of The Equestrian States
TOP SECRET- FOR INTENDED EYES ONLY

My friends... Thank you for your dedication to helping this country get through this crisis. As you've seen, the government is not incapable of doing what it takes to resolve this crisis... It is also unwilling. Matthias Mutebi is corrupt, is a swindler,and is wildly incompetent. He doesn't deserve to be anywhere near the position of Katikkiro. And while I am a republican... Our Kabaka isn't the strongest willed, but the Isebantu can at least understand what the heck is going on.

Now, there is a way to deliver aid to the Busoga Islands. The Dukuma Regional Airport. It was granted international airport status by the Banijan government during the World Twenty20s, but it reverted back to its normal status. Now? It's clear that we cannot trust international aid to go via Istria. I implore you, to bring in aid to Dukuma International Airport. Flying aid directly into Dukuma International Airport is the humanitarian way to deliver aid to the Islands, and as long as it is not passenger, we believe there is a legal case. Certainly, your aid will not be taking the heat.

We implore to take steps to work around the ridiculous demands of Matthias Mutebi and do what it takes to deliver aid to these islands. Our people are suffering, people are dying, and soon, assuming the drought continues, the Islands will devolve to chaos without outside help.

From,

Ebrahim Razav
Premier of the Busoga Islands
Former champion of quite a few things. Former President of even more things.
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Waziri = Foreign Minister
Katikkiro = Prime Minister
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Postby Ashkam » Sun Apr 29, 2018 5:50 pm

Five Hundred Warriors

Chapter Six


“Home,
A place where I can go
To take this off my shoulders
Someone take me home
Someone take me…”


“This is the place that will be your second home once the season begins,” said manager Ben Naria, as he led Audrey Kazma through the facilities for Hesevan SK. The club had a large budget compared to others and had spent much of it on facilities to help its players get better, rather than trying to get players that were already in their primes. The training facility was the crown jewel of that, and was even more modern than the stadium itself. “We have just about everything that you could need. Multiple training pitches of different sizes, a sauna area, cryotherapy chambers, equipment for cross training in other sports such as boxing, track, and basketball. This place is what will give us an edge over the competition, following the latest round of improvements.”

He unlocked the front door and they walked past the lobby area and through a couple of the offices, ending up at one of the larger training pitches where there were younger boys playing already. “As you can see, this place is also shared with us by the Hesevan National Academy. While the club is not directly owned by us, it has ties with us and some of the players that you see now will eventually join the ranks of Hesevan SK as homegrown talents. We have won many games on the backs of talents like that, and we intend to continue that practice into the future. Your senior teammates will be in for optional offseason training in about half an hour. Until then, there’s time for you to have a look around. I assume you already passed your medical?”

“I did just before I made the flight to come here. Passed with flying colors, they said. Well, almost. They also had me take a personality test and they gave me pills to take because of the result. I’m not quite sure what that’s about, I haven’t taken them yet-”

“You should, it’s just to make sure that your mind stays in top shape. It’s important to take care of that, and not just your body. There’s a lot of pressure that comes with playing for HSK and players have cracked under it before. You might think it won’t happen to you, but nobody predicts it. They probably assigned you something to help deal with the stresses that come from the move from Quebec to… Somewhere that’s very different than that country,” Naria explained. “Then again, I’ve never had a foreign player, so I wouldn’t know how easy or hard the transfer is.”

“I’m not even stressed out, though. I mean, someone shot at me already but I pride myself in my toughness, I can handle a scare or two without needing to take pills. And they said it was for my personality, or at least because of the results of the personality test, but whatever. I’m already doing well, I just don’t want to mess it up,” shrugged Audrey, not really feeling that strongly one way or the other.

“Well, you can give the pills to the club doctor and he’ll tell you what they’re for, specifically. We’re a bit more thorough at this club than the league doctors are, partly because we need everything we can to get an advantage over the boys from Jestana. That’s where our training philosophy comes from, after all. Now, do you want to see the gym facilities or do you have any more questions about the club and your new life here?”

“I kind of just want to know what type of place this is, really,” said Audrey. “I’ve heard mixed things. Of course, the people I talked to from the government told me that everything is perfect here, that there’s low crime and that poverty is being taken care of, and that the people here are way happier than they are in capitalist countries. They showed me videos, pictures, really made everything look good. And then I get to the airport and immediately get told that I have to hide my tattoo because of the government not liking the tribes, and that I have to tread carefully. Also, there’s apparently a lot more crime then they told me about, according to my new teammates. I’ve already been shot at and I haven’t even been here for a week.”

“I have to apologize for the incident that you were involved in around our property, but the crime issue is overblown. There’s one or two bad neighborhoods in Hesevan, that’s it. Ashkam has a pretty high police presence and is one of the safest countries in the world because of it. You know what happens when gangs do something? The police respond immediately and the gang members are always locked up or shot. Even the attackers that came after you by accident were eventually captured on their way out of the city. They won’t have the chance to commit the same crime again,” Naria said in reassurance. “As far as your tattoo and your ancestry, that should be fine. Hesevan SK is largely a tribal club, with southerners who live in the city supporting Astara or Jestana instead. Just avoid pushing it, and be wary of anything that can be seen as sedition. The old northern Ashkam flag, for example, is something you would want to stay away from.”

As they were talking, a couple of more players emerged through the glass doors that connected the largest training pitch to the rest of the complex, and the office space and locker rooms that were right next to it. Arik Nordale and Filip Lemmety were arriving, and Nordale offered a wave to Audrey. “Funny that we run into you here,” he said, after the two had a quick hug upon seeing each other. “Because I actually wanted to talk to you about something. Wanted to give you an offer, really. You said you wanted to live the gangster life, and well, if you’re really about that then I have a chance for you to meet some of the locals and prove your worth. While hitting back at the people that shot at you, of course.”
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Vilitan Corporations supporting Vilitan Sport



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:: 3WD

3WD was formerly one of the most influential companies in Vilitan sport including being the official kit supplier for both the Vilita and Turori National Teams as well as providing kits for other National Teams such as Krytenia, Kaze Progressa, Eauz and Lethislavania. Their biggest fame, however, was likely as both official supplier and as kit sponsor of Jungle Strike FC. 3WD left the kit production business when they sold their kit templates and production equipment to Tropicorp Sports and now a more streamlined 3WD focuses on design consultancy and brand awareness.



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:: Arcticala Electrical

The Arcticala Electrical company is the main supplier of power in the Vilitan Cove region. Arcticala Electrical harnesses energy from many sources and prides in its renewable Wind, Hydro and Solar efforts. The company also runs a small scale Nuclear generation facility inside the Sorthern fallout zone. The facility is fully staffed by Robo-things and provides emergency power to the Vilitan Government and major cities. The pride of the Arcticala Electrical company are its advances in Solar Power which are on display prominentaly at the Arcticala Electrical Stadium.



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:: DART

The Dart is the best selling personal vehicle transportation in the Tropics of Vilita with options including fully electric, fuel injected and self-piloting available. The Vilitan Dart is also the vehicle of choice for Vilita & Turori Motorsports in the Nationstates Stock Car Racing Association.

The Dart has finally caught up to its initial pre-order numbers and is now being sold for the first time on-demand at special Dart Dealers throughout the Tropics. Electric Darts can be charged free at any Arcticala branded Charging Station through a special agreement between Arcticala Electric and the Dart group..



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:: Pirates of the Strait of Champions

The "Pirates" franchise is up to its 20th release with Pirates of the Strait of Champions XX and while excitement for the 20th film is not quite at the same level as that of the first few, there is still a strong following particularly amongst hardcore pirateers. The franchise started with the PIrates of the Vilitan Cove flicks and branches out over time to include Pirates of Atlantian Oceania, Pirates of the Multiverse and the latest incarnation, Pirates of the Strait of Champions.

As with every new "Pirates" release, Cinemas and Theaters throughout the region are re-playing old 'Pirates' flicks so fans can re-experience the thrill of the high-action films in their original intended environment prior to seeing the franchises latest release.



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:: Tiones Lumber

With its original roots in Turori, the Tiones Lumber corporation opened up a Vilitan base in Yeaddin priding itself in 'renewable lumber operations' - with 100% of its product coming from purpose-operated 'Lumber Farms' ensuring minimal impact on the local habitat. Tiones Lumber had some rough years during the initial standup of Tropicorp due to the influx of Lumber from clearing efforts in Tropicoast. However the Long-time sponsors of the Vilitan Stellar Division's Yeaddin Owls AFC survived the rough patch and worked to take advantage of the influx of raw material to once again be the leading Lumber provider in the region.



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:: Toys '4' All

The leading distributor and retailer of Toys and Games in the Tropics, Toys '4' All prides itself in providing a positive experience for children and adults alike when visiting its stores. Customers enjoy a wide selection of otherwise hard-to-find Toys and Games with Toys '4' All bringing to market toys from independent toy makers and innovators. The future of the Toys '4' All brand likely depends on being able to retain the market share from the independent toy makers using Toys '4' All as a storefront for their goods.


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:: Tropicorp

Tropicorp is a quasi-governmental corporation created to conduct Research, Development and Production activities primarily on behalf of the Tropics of Vilita. Located in a remote location on the Calanian mainland a ferry ride from Turoki Island, the Tropicorp campus has grown into a small city-state with a full capacity capital city in Tropicoast.

One example of Tropicorp development has been the extraction and development of special Calanian rubber to create high performance racing tyres for testing purposes. After the tests proved successful, It wasn't long before the tooling was done and Racing Tyres were popping out on an hourly basis from the workshop, spinning off a new brand, Tropicorp Racing Supply. Tropicorp Engineers, Scientists and Researchers have repeated this success many times over in various fields of research.


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:: Tropicorp Sports

Tropicorp Sports was one of the first new divisions created at the quasi-governmental entity of Tropicorp. With the acquisition of templates and production equipment from 3WD, Tropicorp Sports began producing special edition kits for the Turori National Team. From there the scientists, researchers and engineers at Tropicorp Sports began focusing on improving sporting equipment, ultimately developing the Tcp-X1, one of the most scientifically advanced footsport balls ever developed and a regularly used match ball in domestic and internationstatal sporting events throughout the multiverse.

Tropicorp Sports have since developed into a leading supplier of cutting edge sportswear, sporting equipment and even sporting technologies used in the betterment of the experience for players, officials and fans alike.



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:: Turoki Island Tourism Board

The Turoki Island Tourism Board, through their "Visit TI" campaign, is always looking for new and exciting ways to reach across the multiverse and pull new tourists into Turoki City and to experience the grandeur of Turoki Island itself. From the well preserved Northern Forests and the native villages of Riailia to the Southern Shores and the always-hopping Island Capital of Turoki City, Turoki Island would seemingly 'sell itself'. But with the ongoing development throughout the Vilitan Cove region and new tourist destinations such as Cocoabo Park cropping up, the Turoki Island Tourism board occasionally decide they need to get their name back out in the forefront of the minds of would be tourists before they start planning their next week-long getaway.



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:: Vilaye Energy Drink

Vilaye Energy Drink, supposedly made from natural extracts and minimal artificial processing - but always reluctant to reveal the true ingredients - has long been a supporter of Vilitan sporting ventures. Vilaye stepped up their involvement in Vilitan sport after the restart of the Vilitan league by taking a place as sponsors of the seasonal Tropical Trophy matchup as well as kit sponsorships. Vilaye funded much of the development work for the stand up of the Vilita & Turori Motorsports team prior to WGPC 11 and has been a personal services sponsor for Vilitan driver R.L. Cruisin throughout his racing career which has now seen the Vilitan become the World Grand Prix Championship's 'Iron Man' having started more Grands Prix than any other driver in World Grand Prix history. Vilaye also sponsor a footsport field built on the infield of the race track in Rockii Coast.


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:: Vilita? Turori? or Both?

Vilita? Turori? or Both? is a hit game show in the Vilitan Cove posing itself in a trivia format where four contestants test their knowledge of Vilita and Turori against each other. There are always 2 contestants who either reside in or originate from the Tropics of Vilita, as well as 2 who either reside in or originate from the Island Emirate of Turori. One of the contestants on each team is also typically a celebrity contestant while the other is typically a regular civilian contestant.

In each scenario, contestants are presented with a piece of factual information and asked to determine whether that fact applies to Vilita (only), to Turori (only), or to both. There is no scenario where the provided fact will apply to 'none'.


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:: Vilita National

The Vilita National is the primary outward facing and internal source of factual news content. The Vilita National has always had a robust sports section and strong relationships with sporting entities including their sponsorship of the Vilitan Stellar Division and famed Vilitan Club Marine Coast United.

The Vilita National is primarily delivered via digital content but is prohibited by charter from Advertisement based articles or deceptive headlining techniques.



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PART IV
I, II, IIIA, INTERMISSION, IIIB


The victory against Silver Beach was a boost in confidence. The previous match's shutout against Aggrey-Fynn Land had been a punch to the gut and Silver Beach presented itself as an opportunity for a rebound. And rebound the national team did, scoring three goals to one in the opponent's own stadium.

Excited were the boys as they walked into the locker room. Enrik got a few slaps in the backs for his goal, the second one of the match and his third in the tournament so far, but it was Kalope Jenin who received the brunt of the praise. The left winger had scored a brace, once assisted by Naris Maniflora and the other by Kordob Verón. His lightning speed cuts in and out of the defense broke the enemy's back two lines in half. The kid had promise and the men were celebrating the talent he had showcased on this day. It was almost as if the loss to Aggrey-Fynn Land had been forgotten.

Coach Jorah Valooh watched his players mess around from the end of the locker room. His face was covered by a shadow. He did not share their same jubilation. Ahead of them stood Al-Qurija, a well-ranked team that had lost all five of its qualifying games so far. They'd be looking to take their first three points against an unranked team and, if there was any chance of beating them at all, boys like Jenin and Nestor would have to showcase their raw qualities again.

He would hit the videos later. His analysts were already working on the footage. Although, he had heard that one had called in sick. The analyst's name was Anter Jora, which he recognized vaguely.


Ilyna sobbed with the phone to her ear. "I can't" — *sniff* — "believe" — *sniff* *sniff* — "he'd do that" — *snift* — "to me."

She was on the phone with her friend, Karmela. Enrik Nestor had broken up with her three days before. Well, he had stopped having her called over and she was no longer invited to team events, and the news spoke of a new model he was dating. It was all so overwhelming and it had absolutely destroyed Ilyna, who was already weak from her disappointing relationship with Anter Jora.

"Oh my gods, girl, stop wit' the drama," snapped her friend over the phone. "You knew that sh*t was just a temporary fling."

"Oh, I" — *sniff* — "know!" replied Ilyna. "But,—" *sniff* *sniff* — "it still hurts."

"Pull yourself together, girl." Karmela was having none of Ilyna's nonsense. "You hooked up with a football player. You knew what you were getting into and you expected this. So what you sad about?"

"Well," said Ilyna. "Anter must hate me now."

"Girl, the boy is probably just waiting for you to call him," answered Karmela. "Get over that b.s. with Enrik, Ilyna. That was just you having some fun, and you had it. It's time to go back to reality. I'm sure Anter is waiting for you at home, worried sick about you, and wondering what he could do to get you back. So give him a call."

"You're, right," — *sniff* *sniff* — said Ilyna.


Ilyna was the furthest thing from Anter's mind right now. He awoke in his chambers inside Thrill, a naked Helena still laying by his side. She had done things to him last night that he could have never imagined a girl doing, and it was marvelous. He smiled. It had been a while since he had felt so liberated, his mind so free. This was bliss.

Checking his phone, he saw that the time said five in the morning. How long had he been here? He also noticed that Anton had called him over a dozen times. Anter listened to the voice messages just long enough to delete them. He texted Anton then, wondering if his friend was still at the club. There was no immediate reply. He laid back down, groaning. He remembered that he had to work today, game day against Silver Beach. How was he going to get enough shut eye to analyze anything effectively? Helena must have noticed his discomfort because she shifted closer to him and kissed him on the cheek before going back to sleep again.

She was beautiful, but given what happened last night her profession was rather suspect. He wouldn't mention that part of it to Anton, no.

He slipped out from underneath her and quickly got dressed. She knew how to get in touch with him, so he left without as much as a word. There was still a large crowd at Thrill, although considerably subdued since he had first arrived. Anton was nowhere to be seen, and Anter took an atokar home. It left him at the footstep to his apartment building.

As he went to unlock the outer gate, two men came out of one black SUV and four from a black van, both of which were parked along the street. Their headlights had been off, and with tinted windows they had seemed empty and normal. They had deceived him. The six men ran up to him quickly, threw him on the ground, and pinned him down as one of them tugged his arms behind his back and slapped handcuffs tightly around his wrists. Anter didn't resist, but the less he did the more painful it all seemed to be. He groaned under the weight of six well-muscled, tall adult males.

They took him to the van and threw him in the back. The four that had come riding in it took seats around him. Two more were in the front cabin. The two vehicles pulled out with a squeal and zoomed out of the area. They didn't seem to slow as they hit a main street and continued down it for almost two miles. There were some more turns, some acceleration, then a stop.

One of the guys around him stood up to open the van's rear doors, revealing Arkana Security headquarters behind him. Nobody said a word as they took him in. They held onto his arms so tightly that it was as if he could feel the blood drain from them. He wondered what he had gotten himself into now.
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The Joint Select Committee for Intelligence was the only parliamentary committee that didn't hold its meetings in Parliament House; because the business it discussed revolved around sensitive operations and involved the information gleaned from the Commonwealth Intelligence Service, the meeting were held in room 700 of the Ministry of State for Internal Affairs building, one block away from Parliament.
This was the first time Thomas Dixon had ever been in room 700; as he had just taken over as the Foreign Minister at the beginning of this session, he'd never been a part of this inner circle. And he wasn't the only first-timer at the table. Usually the membership of the committee consisted of the senior leaders of all the political parties as well as the cabinet members who dealt with important intel (Foreign Affairs, Internal Affairs, Defense), plus any other officials who were necessary to the planning of various projects. Today, those people included the Assistant Minister of Defense for the Air Force and the Secretary of State for Agriculture.
The Prime Minister opened the meeting. "We have been looking at ways to provide assistance to the Kingdom of Banija during their drought, which has now also turned into a famine. We have wanted to be seen as a fair broker, not supporting the government per se, but providing relief to the people in the hardest hit areas. There are so many elements to the rising civil unrest and agitation going on, but the main one is that the elected government is seen by many citizens as corrupt and unresponsive to the rights of the minority Islamic population, which is largely centered in the offshore Busoga Islands, which happen to be the most desperately hit areas of the famine."

Rebecca Schoenlein was just at the beginning of her second five year term as Prime Minister of the Commonwealth. She was a smart, intelligent politician; a beneficiary of the advances made after the "women of 1978" generation showed that the previously male dominated political establishment could benefit from a different perspective. Women as senior cabinet officials was not even an issue 30 years on, although Schoenlein was only the second woman ever to be Prime Minister, and the first to serve a second term. Her political hero--and to many other women involved in elected government--was the first woman to be PM, Lisa Nietman Green. Green had taken the reins of the Federalist Party and succeeded to the job as PM at a time when financial circumstances were creating problems for the Baker Park economy, not to mention the rest of the world. Nietman Green brought into executive positions several other women who had earned their dues through the mid 60's and early 70's. Together, they re-shaped the fundamental economic platform and revitalized the stagnant public-sector driven economic expansion of the 1960's.


"I want Tom to talk for a minute about how we might have a workaround for getting aid where it's needed, and be able to keep the government happy as well."

Dixon had been the Minister of Industry, Trade & Commerce in the last cabinet; it was his area of specialty. But Schoenlein had personally asked him to take the Foreign Affairs spot. "ITC is the one portfolio that equates with Foreign Affairs so closely; it takes so much developing of good will and having tact and balancing interests. I think you'd do great things", she said to him when they spoke about what position he might have in the new administration. Dixon's wife agreed with the assessment of the Prime Minister, "You are a natural. You know she wouldn't offer you the post if she thought you weren't up to it".

"The Kingdom has an unusual structure. The King--the Kabaka to use his actual title--holds a great deal of power. And he personally controls the foreign affairs of the country independent of the rest of the elected government. When the Head went to Banija for the Baptism of Fire, he had a chance to speak with Kabaka Albert, as well as his son and the Crown Prince, Mwanga, who is the de facto Foreign Minister. When we discussed this earlier, we prevailed upon the Head to make a personal appeal to Albert. He was diplomatically reluctant to undermine the democratic process, but he didn't discourage discussion. The PM asked if the son might be receptive to our overtures and our man in Busukuma--oh no, I'm mistaken, that was Chris who opened that angle, sorry mate--but oh, Rich Craddock had an audience with Mwanga and he seemed to be positive towards the suggestions Rich made."

Chris McGee was a holdover in the job from the previous cabinet. The Minister of State for Internal Affairs was a difficult post to put just any elected politician into. It required a completely dedicated, untainted, and discreet person to be the Chief of Security of the Commonwealth of Baker Park. Although the term "Internal Affairs" makes the department sound like a secret state police, it is actually the department that handles Intelligence gathering, counter-terrorism, the protection services for top government officials as well as the responsibility of the National Guard, the county's top level military branch. It is also the least politicized, most civil-service oriented major department in the government.


"Chris can explain the intel we've relied upon so far." McGee began with an outline of the assets currently deployed in Banija. "From the earliest establishment of diplomatic relations, we had only 2 agents on the ground, as is routine. When BCEL concluded their deal to sponsor the stadium in Jinja City, and set up an office in Istria, we added a third agent, to operate from there although uncovered. it was that BCEL office that alerted us to the drought issue and we then inserted 3 more agents, 1 with cover from the Istria office and 2 with cover at Northern Morivica University, in Herzegovina City where UC played in the football competition and the soccer team had their training camp. It made sense to base agents there, as we had contacts to rely on and it gave access to more of the interior of the country."

The PM then resumed her oratory. "Where we stand at the moment is this--there is an airport on the main island at Dukuma. The government has said it is not adequate to handle incoming international flights, but our intel says that is untrue. Additionally, we are receipt of a dispatch from the regional premier which further confirms its suitability. And we have private assurances from the Crown Prince that our suggestion to airlift relief directly to Dukuma would not cause them offense. As such, we are authorizing relief flights to Banija. One flight will land at Istria with 150 thousand gallons of bottled water to be distributed. The other two will divert to Dukuma, with a combined supply total of approximately 95 thousand tons of water and non-perishable food. Once we establish that we can land and takeoff from Dukuma with impunity, we will arrange for further airlifts."

to be continued....
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Postby Taeshan » Sun Apr 29, 2018 8:40 pm

It can only be described as an awkward start for the Purple Knights of Taeshan. Five games in and they are exactly in the middle of the road with the tough part of their early schedule behind them. A loss to Eura on the road would be expected. A home win against Apox really got the fans in a friendzy. Considering recent campaigns involving Apox as an opponent that was a big win for the Purple Knights. That said an early campaign loss against a relative weak team in Tzerrin really had the fans thinking this was just another season of mediocrity. And it didn't seem like that would stop with a huge 2 points lost against another side they were favored against, at home no less, in Revlona.

But the good news is so far everyone has seemed rather average. The Euran's will be favored, but the Knights were only a freak goal from tying it. They really could have scored multiple times, just like the home leg against Apox. A strong performance against either of them will see possibilities abound in the second half of qualifying. With the only other real threats in Abaja and Nova Anglican also looking rather week the Knights shall look opportunity in the eye. While they have started off average, they only sit 2 points from a qualifying position and they should likely have a chance in their remaining four first half games. And good performances against other sides could put them in with a chance moving forward.
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Qualifying notebook--matchdays 4 & 5

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Random facts from the last two qualifying matches played:

--South Covello's 3-1 victory at President's Park was only the fourth time the National Team has lost a match in Shirley, and the first time since 2000, the occasion then being the Centenary Match of the FAC.
--It was also the worst defeat at that venue since 1977, when Baker Park were beaten 5-1 (the other loss, for the record, was a 1-0 defeat in 1969).
--It was also the 3rd home match defeat for Trevor Richmond in the 16 domestic matches he's been the Commonwealth boss. (9-3-4)

--with the 3-2 victory against Main Nation Ministry, BP now sits in second place in the Group 6 table, with 10 points from 5 matches. Generally, a 2 point per match points haul is a pretty solid effort.

--the upcoming opponent, Coldfield, is currently ranked 62nd in the world rankings. Because of the schedule, their match in Southend comes at the end of term for Ezra State University, which will mean additional traffic and transportation issues on match day. Also, their team and traveling party are having to stay in Newport, which will require them to have a 35 minute travel time to Southend and the Richmond County Sheriff's office will be restricting traffic along the route near midday.

--The FAC have released the home venues for the second half of the qualifying:
Newmanistan at Sportsman's Park
Main Nation Ministry at President's Park
South Toronto at State Fairgrounds Stadium
North Dajao at Old College Park.
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Postby Ashkam » Sun Apr 29, 2018 9:29 pm

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ASHKAM RECORDS SECOND STRAIGHT WIN, SMASHES NOVA ANGLICANA ON THE ROAD 4-2

NOVA ANGLICANA --- Ashkam’s strength on the road continued as the Hammerers visited Nova Anglicana and came away with a 4-2 victory in front of 750 traveling members of the Crimson Army. The match is another upset and a particularly interesting one, as Nova Anglicana is the 42nd ranked team in the world and the Ashkamite team controlled much of the match and didn’t allow the outcome to fall into doubt for more than a few moments. The fact that they did it on the road is also encouraging to fans of the Hammerers, and if the team can perform as well in their home matches, they may have a shot to qualify as a dark horse. It sounds like an overreaction, but Ashkam currently sits in second place in the group, more than a few matchdays into the campaign.

They’ve already proven that they can hang with the best. And their win here proves that it isn’t just a fluke in one or two results when they defeated Eura and stayed within a goal of Apox. One theme through the success of the Ashkamite team is Corey Hariri and the front line performing well and putting away their chances when it matters. Hariri’s run of form continued in this match after he failed to find the net in the team’s win against Competitive Solitaire, and he found the back of the net after reaching the ball for a header by the far post when Timofey Carone crossed the ball inside. That goal came twenty minutes in, and exactly twenty minutes later, Ashkam doubled their lead when Armen Farak pushed aside a defender to score a solo goal after making a run directly down the middle of the pitch.

Michael Ledes created the third goal in the 54th minute, volleying the ball into the box from range and sending it accurately enough for Hariri to bring it down and then make a tough turn, before laying the ball off to Dan Ransom to shoot. Nova Anglicana struck back shortly after and caught the Ashkamite defense off guard as the Hammerers relaxed with a 3-1 lead at that point, but in the 67th minute, Saki Felles cut inside on a run down the wing before chipping the ball into the air for Hariri, who scored his second header of the day and established the 4-1 lead. One more goal was too little too late for Nova Anglicana, and Ashkam took the victory to move into second place.

“You never know what can happen,” said Dren Husali, after the match. “As I said, we’re not afraid of anyone, and that’s showing in the results. It’s still early in the cycle, too early to talk about whether we’re going to qualify or not, but we’re already doing our job of taking points from the higher ranked teams and since we’re in second place right now, it’s obviously possible for us to qualify. We just have to keep pounding, hope that others falter, and see what happens in the late stages of qualifying. I guess you could say we’re quietly confident at this stage, but as I said, it’s still early.”
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Shit. Aldo knew things weren't going to be easy, but he'd just gotten absolutely brick walled by Aysu Damjana. Since when do they make humans this tall?! He took a quick look back and found Joren in a convenient spot for a back-pass. Don had given them the normal plan for strong streams: come out fast and hard, put them on the back hoof, establish dominance. And if he couldn't push his mark around, best to keep the chains moving.

Time seemed to slow as Joren scanned the field, knowing that he'd have barely any time on the ball before Sybill was on him. Aldo was clearly off limits as he worked to untangle himself from Damjana, Solara was well marked down by Luuk Aart with Sybill Hellion (also a tall one) hanging about to make a cheeky chip a risky proposition; Malia was way out on the fringe and not in any position to take a shot, but... seemed to be pulling some of Erika Morningstar's attention? Things suddenly snapped back into speed as he turned and immediately shoveled the ball over to Mari, who managed to get an extra step on Morningstar--taking that split second of indecision and cutting into the box, firing a bullet across that a fully extended Jillian Nier just couldn't get a finger on.

It took all the strength that Mari had to stay on her hooves as it registered that it'd gone in. She had her legs sprung to either dive forward for the rebound or spring back if Nier caught it and fired up throwing, but as the Haven crowd went cacophonous that tension instantly dissipated, nearly taking her to her knees. First start of the cycle, against one of the world's best... and a goal ten minutes in. Her bewilderment would have to wait, though, as Solara glomping her from behind actually did bring them to the ground.

"That's how we do it!" Solara shouted as they fell, Mari chuckling as she tried to shake her off.

"Come on, Sol, get off--we still have a whole game to play." The glomper relented, and the two quickly regained their composure as they headed back to the centre line.

The Chromatiks would come off the line hot, but with the early lead the Mriinians felt comfortable falling back and focusing on a hard-pressed defense. Mari nearly took up her old wingback slot, Joren moved like a more traditional centre mid, and even Solara put most of her effort into pressuring the backs to sever reinforcements rather than setting up to run away with a potential insurance goal, leaving just Aldo to maraud. Uhlon and Geraard both racked up very deserved yellows before the half-hour mark, rattling Andisori repeatedly, not that the diminuitive striker seemed any worse for wear--by the end of the half she'd managed two excellent shots on goal that were saved by Zilia's heroics.

Don fully showed his hand at the half, taking Aldo off in favor of Ara, jelling into the 4-5-1 that they'd drilled as a rough equivalent of parking the bus. Of course, even when trying to protect a lead this just is not a team that sits there--aggressively trying to break up pass chains, and with the extra set of hooves behind her Solara was let loose up front, if not finding the net at least wasting valuable minutes with off-kilter sprints and hold-up dribbles.

As fresh Chromatik legs came off the bench as the game dragged on, veterans Meagan Kelly and Ki Niro trying to amp up the pressure on the wings to break things up, Don responded in kind: Meryn for Uhlon and Kalia (T.) for Geraard. Rotating out both of the oldest pairs of hooves--and also conveniently two of the ones toting yellows, freeing up some... opportunities to break up plays. The final minutes weren't pretty, but Joren directed a series of excellent set piece defenses to grind the result out; as Reina blasted one final injury-time corner clear, the whistle blew and the crowd made it one loud night.
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Coach Axed As Campaign Hits New Low


Blanco Borrayo reports;

When Hernán Sandoval became Football Federation President he promised the advent of a ‘common sense’ style of leadership and an end to the kneejerk reactionism of the past. He waited nearly forty minutes after the final whistle in Maturín before announcing the termination of national coach Rafael Barrios’ employment.

In Sandoval’s defence this is a situation that has been brewing since a fairly dismal Copa Rushmori campaign in Valladares and that has come to boil during what can only be described as a disastrous start to the World Cup qualification campaign. ‘Its not been an easy decision to make’, Sandoval told a press conference that had been expecting to grill coach Barrios. ‘But the level of performances, particularly given the calibre of the opposition, have been unacceptable. I want to place on record my thanks to Rafael for his hard work and endeavour, but we have determined that at this stage a change had to be made to potentially salvage something from this campaign.’ But as the axe fell at the Ciudad Deportiva, the stadium in which Barrios made his name domestically, we have to ask how this fate befall a man who four years ago was being hailed as a genius?

Admittedly a number of members of an aging squad elected to call it quits after the last World Cup, with Dario Almirón, Álvaro Duarte, Sebastían Pérez, Gastón Suárez and captain Eduardo Larrea all announcing their international retirements. But the job of effectively putting the pieces back together is the coach’s and the subsequent disjointed performances suggested he had failed to do so. Disciplinary issues reared their head too, with a spate of red card in recent games. As have accusations of a bias towards his former Dínamo Maturín charges, as exemplified by his refusal to drop the hopelessly out of form Rodrigo Marcellán. But more damning though has been the criticism of his tactical choices. The cautious, counter attacking approach worked like a dream for a side that came out of pot five and were expected to be fodder for the group’s bigger fish. But against unranked nations that kept eleven men behind the ball it has proven utterly pedestrian. And a seeming absence of any sort of Plan B only served to further increase the ire.

A winless streak of nine games had already made the Football Federation hierarchy antsy but the 3 – 1 victory at Rushmori rivals Olastor looked finally to have signalled the turning of a corner. Until unranked and unheralded Stetzra arrived in Maturín, defended magnificently against another largely toothless Sargossan effort and snatched all three points through Alex Hamm’s angled drive. It was a second home failure against the group’s unranked nations and proved the final straw for Sandoval and the Federation.

The Dirty Near-Dozen
Sargossa 2 – 2 Pasarga (World Cup 79 Finals, Drawkland)
Sargossa 0 – 4 Vilita (World Cup 79 Finals, Drawkland)
Sargossa 0 – 1 Brenecia (World Cup 79 Finals, Drawkland)
Sargossa 2 – 3 Valladares (Copa Rushmori XXIX, Valladares)
Sargossa 1 – 4 Sameba (Copa Rushmori XXIX, Valladares)
Sargossa 2 – 2 Thibaea (Copa Rushmori XXIX, Valladares)
Sargossa 0 – 0 Lochario (World Cup 80 Qualifiers, Sargossa)
Sargossa 2 – 2 Indusse (World Cup 80 Qualifiers, Indusse)
Sargossa 1 – 3 Juvencus (World Cup 80 Qualifiers, Sargossa)
Sargossa 3 – 1 Olastor(World Cup 80 Qualifiers, Olastor)
Sargossa 0 – 1 Stetzra (World Cup 80 Qualifiers, Sargossa)

With Barrios and his assistant Carlos Ramos both shown the door Director Of Elite Football Luís Molina, in addition to heading up the search for a replacement, will take temporary charge of the national side ahead of the visit of Group 4 top seeds and leaders Brenecia. But in order to determine who might be the next man in the hot seat we turn to a group who always have their ears to the ground and their fingers on the pulse, the bookmakers.

‘Obviously we’ve seen a sharp spike in movement on Diego Flores’, Roberto Cordaz from online betting firm GloboBet confirmed. Which is no huge surprise given how Flores has taken El Nacional clear at the top of the SuperLiga and is looking to break the Gozan club’s decade long title drought. Flores is an advocate of the belief that football needn’t be a complicated thing, a philosophy that seeps into his sides. They generally play a 4-4-1-1, with two organised banks of four in which everybody knows theirs and each other’s roles. It’s simple and yet has proven mightily effective this season. But with El Nacional flying high at the head of the domestic table and Flores on the verge of hero status in Goza would he even consider stepping away at this stage?

‘Juan José Barreto is an interesting choice, and one that seems to be capturing the imagination of our customers.’ And a move for Barreto would certainly constitute a gamble for the Football Federation given that the Sportivo Cordova coach turns thirty-five next birthday. But despite his tender age the tactician has four solid years of experience behind him, first with Racing Soluca and now with Sportivo. And he comes with pedigree too, being the grandson of the great Félix Barreto who won multiple titles with Ciudad Soluca and was considered the greatest Sargossan coach of his generation. But the Barreto family has a tricky relationship with the national side, with Félix losing out to Nethertopian Rob Kietecs when the national team required its first coach. He would later also be snubbed in favour of the Marquezian José Felipe Cassumba Domingos before eventually being offered the job, after Cassa’s spell came to end, only to turn it down to focus on his work at El din Marbles in the CMSC. Additionally, the younger Barreto has made no secret of his desire to coach Ciudad and, with the capital giants struggling domestically, this season could be his big chance to do just that.

‘Although he was a late mover Rodrigo Defederico is really starting to gain some traction.’ For those who witnessed his tactical nous on the pitch it is perhaps unsurprising to say Defederico drift comfortably into management. After a spell as boss at Nuevo Onwere he took the reins at hometown club Dunas Del Sol, steering them away from what had seemed like a certain relegation. Last season, his first full season at the helm, he led the team from the resort city to seventh place in the league and to the Copa Sargossa final. And with Dunas punching above their weight again this campaign the former international’s stock keeps rising. He would be a known quantity too for the Football Federation, having previously been part of Minthârtar Nelésian’s backroom team and briefly serving as Olympic Coach. But would he really want to move from stable employment to a coaching position that, although prestigious, is also currently something of a mess? A question that could be asked of most of the potential candidates.

The Federation have promised a quick appointment but it yet remains to be seen who will actually be in the dugout when top seeded Brenecia, who are displaying exactly how a higher seed should perform, come to Soluca in round six of qualifying. The Patriots have already put clear daylight between themselves and the rest of Group 4 and will be hoping to take advantage of the Corsairs chaotic preparation to further extend their lead.

   Group 4                          Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Brenecia 5 5 0 0 11 3 +8 15
2 North New South Wales 5 3 1 1 16 10 +6 10

3 Tobiasia 5 3 1 1 14 11 +3 10
4 Juvencus 5 2 1 2 10 7 +3 7
5 Stetzra 5 1 3 1 7 8 −1 6
6 Sargossa 5 1 2 2 6 7 −1 5
7 New Lusitania and the Algarves 5 1 1 3 9 10 −1 4
8 Olastor 5 1 1 3 3 9 −6 4
9 Lochario 5 1 1 3 4 12 −8 4
10 Indusse 5 0 3 2 7 10 −3 3
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‭The Dragon King's dinner was freezer-burned because the only people he was allowed to eat nowadays were the mountain climbers who died trying to climb Chomolungma or Annapurna. In the winter, he would prowl the high mountain peaks and pry their frozen bodies out of the ice, but by the time he got them they had been sitting out in the elements for several months. Tonight, he didn't care. Tonight, his attention was so glued to the TV, he barely even noticed what he was eating. Tonight, the Sherpa national football team picked up their first win. Gyatso scored the only goal of the game, near the end of the first half. There were a couple of close calls in the 2nd half where the Austenesians almost managed to tie it up, but Lotsawa blocked them. The Dragon King accidentally melted his coffee table snorting in excitement as the final seconds of the game ticked away, but he was too happy about the win to give it much thought.

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‭Austenesia wasn't terribly exciting. There wasn't much night-life or local color, and it was hard to interact with the locals because they were standoffish and didn't speak Sherpa. Or Urdu, or Chinese, or... Well, you get the idea. Anyway, Jai Mauryan was tired and there wasn't much to do, so he didn't stay out very late after the game. He stuck around to celebrate with the team until the excitement died down, then returned to his hotel room for a quiet night surfing the net, catching up on news and such.

‭There had been a Tibetan separatist protest in Lhasa. Mauryan didn't understand why there was such a thing as Tibetan separatists. Tibetans and ethnic Sherpas were so much alike he could rarely tell them apart, and he saw no evidence that the Tibetans were being marginalized, oppressed, or excluded from Sherpa society -- but for some reason there was still a separatist movement.

‭He moved on to reading the sports coverage. There were, of course, headlines announcing the national football team's win in Austenesia. Mauryan glanced at those for the ego boost, but they weren't telling him anything he didn't already know.

‭There was some controversy about a new racing league that someone had started in the Chinese Territories. Apparently some of the people involved in the league were also involved in illegal street racing, and the Ministry of Culture was telling them they had to clean up their act if they wanted government recognition.

‭There was a fierce debate going on about the use of magic in professional sports, and there was a fresh crop of articles about it. The debate had been going on since the spring, when the Jaipur Jewelers signed a young woman named Lakshmi Songtsen, who had hereditary powers. It was an age-old issue that every sports league in the Empire had been grappling with off and on for as long as there had been sports leagues, but Songtsen's signing had made it a hot topic again. Jigme Sherpa had been quite vocal in calling for stricter limitations on magic, which was odd because he was one of only two professional footballers in the Empire that were known to have any hereditary magical power. Many people felt that the backlash against Songtsen was motivated by sexism, not just legitimate concern about the use of magic. This was why Jigme's comments, saying she shouldn't be allowed to play, had provoked feminists to protest outside ‬Dasarath Rangasala Stadium before the first game of the World Cup qualifiers. The Kathmandu police had cut a deal with the protesters to get them off the street, but the debate was still raging on.

And then there was an article about a riot in the Authoritarian Republic of Lochario... Mauryan's first thought was, "Why is this in the sports section?" but then he saw that the riot was started by angry football fans who were upset that Lochario had lost to New Lusitania and the Algarves. He rolled his eyes. It was one thing to yell and throw beer bottles if you were at a game that didn't go your way -- people did that in the Sherpa Empire -- but these people had taken it to a whole other level, burning buses and ransacking the headquarters of their own football league. Furthermore, they seemed to have completely unreasonable and unrealistic expectations. After just one loss, they were already railing against the coach Vargas, calling for him to be fired if he didn't win the next game. It was ridiculous.

An Open Letter to the Football Fans of Lochario
‭Originally written in Nepali and published in the editorial section of a local paper in Kathmandu
‭A Sherpa translation is posted on the Major League Football website, mlf.org.shw


‭Nobody likes watching their team lose. I know that. We all know that. I've had every obscenity in the Sherpa language hurled at me by people that were upset because FC Kathmandu lost a game. I've also heard most of the obscenities in Nepali, Urdu, Hindi, Tibetan, Dzongkha, Bengali, Punjabi, and Arabic. That comes with the territory when you are in the public eye. Professional footballers get paid a lot of money to play at the highest possible level, and along with that, people have high expectations. It's OK for fans to be upset when we don't meet their expectations, and honestly, most of us are just as upset with ourselves when we lose a game. You don't get to play at the professional level, and certainly not on anybody's national team, unless you are passionate about football. There is nothing wrong with being passionate.

‭But losing is part of the game, and it is no excuse for violence.

‭Nobody likes a sore loser, and it just reflects poorly on you when you react to a simple loss by engaging in criminal behavior and wanton destruction. It also reflects poorly on football as a whole, and I think I am speaking for a lot of people when I say that I don't appreciate you damaging the reputation of a sport that I love. Football is supposed to be fun. If it is making you angry enough to set buses on fire over one lost game, then you need to reevaluate your relationship with the game. Remember that it is just a game. It is not a matter of life and death -- or at least it shouldn't be! Get some perspective. Please. Before someone gets hurt.

‭Being sore losers is bad sportsmanship, and you should be ashamed of yourselves for setting such a bad example on the international stage. Your behavior is an embarrassment.

--Jai Mauryan


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‭(OOC: I mentioned where the letter is published and what language it's in because I think a lot of people wouldn't see it ICly, or wouldn't read it because of the language barrier. Edited my post to fix a typo.)
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2024-25 Fleftic Premier League Preview, Part One
2024-25 Fleftic Premier League Preview, Part Two
2024-25 Fleftic Ladies' Premier League Preview, Part One
2024-25 Fleftic Ladies' Premier League Preview, Part Two
2024-25 Fleftic Ladies' Premier League Preview, Part Three

And now, ladies and gentlemen, here it is! The first part of the review of the 2024-25 Fleftic footballing season! For this one we will be covering two matchdays from both the Premier League and the Ladies' Premier League. Expectations are high for all teams, and every single one of them wants to make their mark in this contest. So let's get stuck right into this review. Let's play some football!

Premier League Matchday One
Bananas FC 0–1 Xemlice Rovers
Sporting Ceneisis 2–2 Wanda Island Wanderers
Locomotive Imgortur 0–0 Athletic Dorfdifving
Electric Yugal 1–6 Sarvusdalamoive
Rosenpfelblatz North End 7
–5 Malabon SC
Fleftic Army 0–0 Riuwiee United
Paulsen FC 5–2 Gyouza Young Lads
Admiral Porcusces 2–1 All-Inclusive Haranguer
Ludogorets Markovsky 0–1 Arsenal de Releinthi
Marinos Thimpodopoulos 4
–1 Rosenpfelblatz City

Now that's how you start off a new season of Premier League football! Granted, the opening game between Bananas and Xemlice Rovers was a bit of a ho-hum affair with Xemlice nicking all three points near the start of the second half courtesy of an Alfonso Hernandez goal, but then the rest of the Premier League just exploded in terms of goals. We've got two games with seven goals between the teams and then the pick of them all, the 7-5 clash between Rosenpfelblatz North End and Malabon. That will most certainly not be a game that Artemio Peres will rank among his favorites but for fans of frantic and free-flowing football, this will most certainly be a game to see at least once in your life. Having said that, it's also definitely not recommended viewing for fans of either Malabon or Rosen North that have heart problems because there is literally one heartstopping moment per minute in that game. The star of that contest was undoubtedly Rosen North's young Mercedinian talisman Misha Spartoni, who scored four of the Acolytes' seven goals while Kevin Kelvin and Jahron MacBride had two goals each with Arthur Supratno adding the fifth in stoppage time when the result was already well and truly in North End's favor.

Other notable results include Sarvusdalamoive's absolute thrashing of Electric Yugal thanks to Conrado Azucarrera's hat trick and goals from Jeffery Favorite, Efren Elia and Percy Filkins. Locomotive Imgortur and Athletic Dorfdifving played out a goalless draw between themselves, as did Fleftic Army and Riuwiee United. Sporting Ceneisis and Wanda Island Wanderers shared the points between themselves in the late Saturday kickoff after Paul Osomoai's goal was canceled out by Adalberto Hernandez Hollis at the death. Paulsen scored five past promoted side Gyouza Young Lads, and Imari Lefisse steered Admiral Porcusces to victory over All-Inclusive Haranguer.

As for the Super Sunday games, Ludogorets Markovsky versus Arsenal de Releinthi was the one which was very highly anticipated, and it didn't disappoint, though the scoreline doesn't really reflect this accurately. One goal from Elliot Edison was enough to seal the tie in favor of the Gunners but not for a lack of opportunities. In fact, if anything was lacking in that particular contest, it's finishing for both teams. But Edison just had enough quality to stroke the ball home in the 63rd minute to start off Arsenal's first title defense without Godric Wexler at the helm with three points. Meanwhile, Marinos Thimpodopoulos versus Rosenpfelblatz City, while still not really the most interesting matchup on paper, still managed to make the headlines entirely because of the result. Who would have thought that the Mariners would be able to not only win against the Citizens but also score four past them as well? When Max Fetfatzidis scored the opening goal for Rosen City, it wasn't too surprising. It's City and Fetfatzidis, after all. But then Hannes Schaepdryver and Mafana Kasayogi both scored in the span of three minutes for Marinos, and it all went downhill for Joe Churchill's men after. So, all in all, all in a day's work in the Fleftic Premier League.

Premier League Matchday Two
Xemlice Rovers 1–3 Rosenpfelblatz City
Arsenal de Releinthi 3
–0 Marinos Thimpodopoulos
All-Inclusive Haranguer 1–3 Ludogorets Markovsky
Gyouza Young Lads 1
–0 Admiral Porcusces
Riuwiee United 5–0 Paulsen FC
Malabon SC 2–5 Fleftic Army
Sarvusdalamoive 4
–0 Rosenpfelblatz North End
Athletic Dorfdifving 1–6 Electric Yugal
Wanda Island Wanderers 1–1 Locomotive Imgortur
Bananas FC 0–1 Sporting Ceneisis

After all of the shocks, spills and thrills that was the opening matchday of the Fleftic Premier League, it's very forgivable to think that such things are a common occurrence in Abanhfleft. Unfortunately though, that's not always the case sometimes. This matchday, there was definitely a lot of goals, but when it comes to the upset department, the personnel simply didn't show. There is one result that could be arguably called an upset with Gyouza Young Lads triumphing over Admiral Porcusces 1-0 courtesy of a single Kevork Hovhannesyan goal, but then again, even though the Foxes have won a Premier League title just four seasons ago, they're still a mid-table team all things considered, and if Gyouza has any dreams of remaining in the top flight, taking points against mid-table teams is the way to go about it. Another result that could be considered an upset is Fleftic Army triumphing over Malabon 5-2 on the back of one brace each from Isaak Avvakumov and Trenton Omulewa along with an own goal from Malabon's Ravil Buganin, but once again, Malabon despite challenging for the title last season are still a mid-table club as well so perhaps this wasn't so much an upset as a poor performance on the part of the Magpies.

Rosenpfelblatz City, for their part, recovered nicely from their debacle at Port Thimpodopoulos to claim all three points away to Xemlice Rovers this time with Kareem Dagen, Buddock Mawla and Max Fetfatzidis all netting for the Citizens. Arsenal de Releinthi continued their title defense with a thumping win against, you guessed it, Marinos Thimpodopoulos. Billy Cross, Jake Pimentel and Fawqiyya Arvidsson all found the back of the net against the Mariners to put the Gunners on second place in the table just behind Sarvusdalamoive, who have made a really hot start to this season. After their 6-1 spanking of Electric Yugal, Sarvus then scored four past Rosenpfelblatz North End and showed the Premier League that it was indeed possible to neutralize the Acolytes' fiery and lively attack force. And speaking of Electric Yugal, it was their turn to deliver a 6-1 drubbing, this time against hapless Athletic Dorfdifving. Young Tsunehide Kamakura was unstoppable for the Bolts as the younger brother of Fhulghamous Peninsula international Tatsuo Kamakura scored three goals and assisted once as the Bolts of Yugal routed the Canaries of Dorfdifving.

Ladies' Premier League Matchday One
Sporting Ceneisis Women 1–4 Arsenal de Releinthi Ladies
Keephall Valkyries 1–4 Rosenpfelblatz City Ladies
Ludogorets Markovsky Ladies 5
–2 Kimmirut Panhandle Women
Riuwiee United Women 5–3 Xemlice Rovers Ladies
Marinos Thimpodopoulos Women 5–3 Uthilmir United AFC
Pawwazim Ladies 1–2 Sarvusdalamoive Ladies

Now we turn our attention to the Ladies' Premier League. Astonishingly enough, not a single draw can be found in the results of the first matchday of the Ladies' Premier League. Now we all know of the LPL's reputation as being an attack-minded league, but the "attack! attack! attack!" mentality does sometimes result in a draw. The pick of the bunch is arguably the league opener between first and second place from last season in Sporting Ceneisis against Arsenal de Releinthi. Chelsea Stuart's early brace looked like an early indicator of the Lady Gunners' recent resurgent dominance over the league, and while Ceneisis' Ma Ailan netted a goal for the Lady Blues early in the second half, it would turn out to be nothing but a meager consolation as Amanda Warren and Marietta Toksvig put the finishing touches to an incredible display of pure footballing talent by Arsenal de Releinthi at the home of Sporting Ceneisis. An easy way to describe the rest of the matches in matchday one of the LPL would be "everyone who was expected to win actually won", which doesn't always happen in the LPL. That would be the perfect tagline for any person wanting to advertise the Fleftic Ladies' Premier League to other people from other nations to use.

Ladies' Premier League Matchday Two
Arsenal de Releinthi Ladies 5
–2 Sarvusdalamoive Ladies
Uthilmir United AFC 4–1 Pawwazim Ladies
Xemlice Rovers Ladies 0–3 Marinos Thimpodopoulos Women
Kimmirut Panhandle Women 1
–0 Riuwiee United Women
Rosenpfelblatz City Ladies 5–3 Ludogorets Markovsky Ladies
Sporting Ceneisis Women 0–0 Keephall Valkyries

Arsenal de Releinthi Ladies continue their dominance of the Ladies' Premier League with a resounding 5-2 victory over Sarvusdalamoive Ladies. The Pinks' Pridnestrovian talisman Irina Pavlyuchenko thought that she had put her team in with a decent chance to compete against the Lady Gunners, but Jacqui Brownlowe, Lady Garinotte Monnoyance and Chelsea Stuart's third goal ensured that it would be the side from Releinthi who would take home the three points. So far the biggest shock result of this campaign has to be Kimmirut Panhandle Women's victory over Riuwiee United Women, with the Pioneer Women snatching all three points after Jennifer Speth reacted the quickest to July Valente's attempt getting saved by Elena Santiago in the fifth and final minute of added time in the second half. Also, we now have our first draw in the Ladies' Premier League, a scoreless affair between Sporting Ceneisis Women and Keephall Valkyries. Weirdly enough, Keephall's Aika Prince had the best chance to score for both teams as Prince almost scored an own goal while defending a Ceneisis corner. Had Prince's fellow Redvali Maura Rush hadn't reacted quickly enough to the ball then Aika Prince could very well have scored the winning goal for Ceneisis in the form of an own goal.

And that does it for the first part of the review of the 2024-25 Fleftic footballing season. Tomorrow there will be more of the same, so stay tuned and watch how this season progresses and just how much this now means for every football fan in the country. Paalam, at sa uulitin!
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WORLD CUP 80 QUALIFIERS: WEST ANGOLA VS ABANHFLEFT

By Malik Qazizadah

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The Abanhfleft women's national football team celebrate Zsofia Dolan's goal as the Lady Revolutionaries finally put a halt to their downward slide in the World Cup 80 qualifiers with victory against West Angola. (Courtesy of Crescent News Network Sports Channel/Andros Tasasa)

NAMIBE, WEST ANGOLA - Abanhfleft scraped up only their second ever win in the current World Cup qualifying campaign with a narrow victory away to West Angola courtesy of an early goal from Zsofia Dolan.

With Abanhfleft continuing to slide further down the table in terms of qualification from Group 2, Heinrich Wurzmann had once again sent out a much-changed and experimental lineup with a combination of youth and experience, with Victoria Carter regaining her place between the sticks and Allison Torres up the field as the central attacking midfielder while Sohaila Magomedova and Amelie Rusev took up their places on the wings.

The only goal of the game came verily against the run of play as West Angola had been dominant for the opening five minutes until Erin Jensdottir-Jennings stole the ball away from Will Young and initiated a counterattack which eventually resulted in Zsofia Dolan thumping home the ball from just inside the box.

Dolan then had a chance to double both her goal tally and Abanhfleft's just four minutes later but her bullet header from Amelie Rusev's cross couldn't find its way into the back of the net thanks to the stiff hands of Matt Santos.

Sohaila Magomedova also spurned a golden chance to double the Fleftic advantage when she was played through on goal by Allison Torres, and while Magomedova was able to evade the charging Santos and chip the ball over the Benguela Memorial goalkeeper, the ball struck the crossbar and went out of play.

Once again, though, this game turned into a game of two halves as West Angola regained their earlier dominance in the second half, but the most important difference this time was that Abanhfleft did not lose this game like before.

That being said, there were numerous times when Fleftic fans' hearts were in their throats as West Angola kept knocking on the door of the Fleftic goal, hoping to expose their opponents the same way that nations like Sevmenika, Norcambria and Vilita had before.

Substitute Cal Thomas had a handful of chances to equalize for the home side, the most notable among them being a crisp half-volley shot that he took beside the penalty spot that Victoria Carter was able to save purely on reflexes. Thomas also missed an absolute sitter as he completely mistimed his kick on Paul Ramirez's cutback and every home fan in the Warren Memorial Stadium groaned loudly as the ball flew in between Thomas' feet for an easy clearance for Tonya Heaton.

West Angola then almost stole a point away at the death as another substitute in David Francisco turned in the rebound from Sam Dawson's header from a corner kick, but Francisco was eventually flagged for offside by the linesman to the great relief of the Fleftic faithful.

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Abanhfleft women's national team manager Heinrich Wurzmann: Not the prettiest victory but still a victory

Abanhfleft women's national team manager Heinrich Wurzmann: "Yes, it's not the prettiest victory out there but it's still a victory nonetheless. The girls, the ladies needed this result to go in their favor and so did the fans. And the result did finally fall in our favor, but not without its own heartstopping moments. But now that we've got the win, our hope is of course to build on this and regain our place among the group challengers for the rest of the qualifiers."

WEST ANGOLA 0 - 1 ABANHFLEFT
DOLAN (6')

ABANHFLEFT
GK: 1 Carter
RB: 14 Warren
CB: 15 Hannibal
LB: 16 Heaton
RM: 17 Vance
LM: 31 Erin
RW: 32 Magomedova (Liner - 81')
CAM: 10 Torres (Britt - 68')
LW: 35 Rusev
RS: 21 Villegas
LS: 22 Dolan
WEST ANGOLA
GK: 1 Santos
RB: 2 Williams (Francisco - 90')
RCB: 4 Collins
LCB: 5 Andrews
LB: 3 Dormor
RM: 10 Gale (Fox - 65')
LM: 6 Davis
RW: 8 Young
CAM: 11 Dawson
LW: 9 Ramirez
ST: 7 Suarez (Thomas - 70')

MATCH STATS
Possession

West Angola: 49%
Abanhfleft: 51%
Shots
West Angola: 7 (3 on target)
Abanhfleft: 5 (4 on target)
Corners
West Angola: 5
Abanhfleft: 3
Fouls
West Angola: 19
Abanhfleft: 20
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Frozen Forest 0 - 2 Nephara
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Tsattalios; 18 - Brymora, 6 - Theuer, 22 - Bruyne, 3 - Lohengrin (19 - Close 67'); 4 - Rowland (vc), 8 - Klein (15 - Shone 78'); 13 - Fanaiyan, 21 - Gosforth (c, 14 - Moxham 67'), 16 - Staunton; 9 - Hawke
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It had been a long day for Aurelia Fern. They were all long days, as head of state - at least, if you were doing it right. She was Nephara's Margravine, top of the chain, in charge of 91 million squabbling souls in a flat, dry stretch of Terranea. She had the dying embers of Sameban resistance to deal with, the controversial UBI to roll out at home amidst fierce opposition from both sides and, worst of all, the shrill, annoying voice of the Shadow Treasurer.
But now it was over, and while she was a little late, it didn't matter much. She got back into her office, put her feet defiantly up on the desk, lit a cigarette (her vice), poured out a glass of bourbon (her other vice) and flicked on the television to watch the...
"Didn't know you were the football-watching type, ma'am."
"Jesus!" She almost spilled the bourbon, but her unnatural cool kept it in the glass. "I appreciate you have your little ghost act, Rinehart, but you are allowed to cough."
Camilla Rinehart shrugged. She was an unremarkable-looking woman, with close-cropped hair, a slightly stocky build and an unremarkable face. But she was, after Fenton's retirement, Fern's new bodyguard. She'd served in Sameba, and while the military were cagey about what exactly she'd done there, the rumours were borderline war-criminal enough that Fern didn't want to do much digging of her own. "Apologies, ma'am. Force of habit."
Fern settled back into her seat.
"But, ah. My question stands, ma'am. Why?"
"I get that a lot, you know." Fern sipped at her bourbon. "People get this idea of me, you know, of this uppity bohemian from Crisisbless, chain-smoking, drinking bourbon..."
"You are literally doing these things now, ma'am."
"Perceptive, aren't you," said Fern acidly. "Be that as it may, I know what makes people tick, for all the claims to the contrary my opposition have made. Look at the screen - what do you see?"
Rinehart's cold grey eyes studied the television. "A guy wearing a green shirt with Theuer written on the back."
"Metaphorically." Fern had also picked up on the fact that Rinehart held few interests besides, presumably, murdering Sammies. Perhaps the lack of imagination helped her sleep at night. "What you see metaphorically is an extension of Nephara's power. Soft power, but power nonetheless."
"A... ha."
"We live in uncertain times, Rinehart, and Nepharim aren't used to being bit-players in the greater scheme of things. This is not a small country, but we've been sucked into a ruinous, if honourable war as a secondary power to our allies - the largest and strongest nation in the world - a war that most everyone figured would be over by now. We are a traditionally insular people, who measured the outside world as other states less than a century ago. Now Nephara is just... one of many. One of Terranea's many nations, and probably in the greater scheme of things the smallest one of its Anglosphere. We're just one of many signatories to the CRC."
"Yes," said Rinehart supportively. "There are many countries."
"Yessss... right. But you take my point."
"Of course, ma'am."
There was a long, pregnant pause.
"The point I'm getting to is that for people who aren't government bodyguards, even in these enlightened times, we all have a need to see Nephara smash something. Win something. For a small, sad minority, that means voting for nationalists. For the rest of us, well..."
The commentary on the television rose in pitch and volume to cut across her. "... and Klein to Staunton who really turns on the afterburners to get past her back, flicks in a high cross, Hawke knocks it down and FanaIYAN IS THERE! RIFLES IT HOME JUST INSIDE THE BOX THROUGH A SEA OF BODIES, AND IT'S ONE-NIL!"
Fern smiled. "... We just want to see this."
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