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Postby Sameba » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:37 pm

In its long history the Sameban nation had perhaps never faced such a stark military situation as it did after just over a month of the most recent Endemian War, where it wasn't clear how big the gap was between stunning victory and total collapse. The initial onslaught had been massive and impressive, achieving as much surprise as could have been expected and causing total panic in Eura. The southern foe had already lost upwards of half a million civilians and tens of thousands of troops in combat, a figure that had now probably risen well into six figures. Aircraft carriers and oil rigs had been sunk at sea, with the Euran fleet forced into a time consuming regrouping action. Cities had been bombed with some success, albeit only ones near the border. Most crucially, two Sameban Army corps had broken through the Euran Army central positions on the border, prompting a massive, co-ordinated retreat by the enemy deep into their own territory. It was not a perfect situation to be in though, as the dictator Gartanzo realised while staring down at the strategic map laid out in front of him. He had tuned out the discussion happening around the tabled as he took in the problems that now faced his armies. It transpired that the wooded valleys of northernmost Eura, which had been key battlegrounds in the last war, were proving an unreasonably significant obstacle given that the Eurans were making no clear attempt to hold on to them. Vital bridges and telecommunications links had been blown up during the retreat, and Euran special forces had used concealed positions to call in targeted airstrikes on dozens of chokepoints. Serious casualties were being inflicted even as the advance continued, prompting a serious debate about whether or not to halt the advance and consolidate, or to press on.

A series of nuclear counterstrikes had totally changed the mood the day before. In a display of defiant force, the Eurans had displayed a willingness to go all the way quite ruthlessly. Though it was mostly symbolic, the use of strategic nuclear weapons to destroy the remote Makrose Islands base was quite a shock to the system. It was an important but nevertheless small long range radar facility on an island with a minuscule garrison, in the middle of nowhere, yet the Eurans decided to incinerate it with a hydrogen bomb via an SLBM fired from a sub. It was a message. The other two strikes were using tactical, air launched weapons and much more practical in nature. Pareda Base had been hit in the northeast of Sameba, a crucial focal point for Sameban forces in maintaining control over rebellious regions, wiping out a whole battalion and several key officers. Despite the scale of these attacks they paled in comparison to the importance of the third, a decisive attempt by the Eurans to destroy Sameba's underground nuclear facility in the southwestern mountains of the country, near the border. They didn't have comprehensive information yet, but it appeared that this had been successful. For now at least, Sameba's nuclear ambitions had been cut short. Gartanzo would now only have conventional options, and even if he did have access to more nukes he couldn't use them if the Eurans would respond with their large arsenal. 'There's been enough talk, gentlemen. We need agreement. What would be the ideal course of action? We have the Eurans on the run down the centre, but you keep telling me this may not be a blessing. Convince me.' His most loyal servant, Colonel Beran, looked on aghast. The last month had been a torment for him after he had been deceived into thinking Gartanzo didn't want to pursue a war.

The meeting quickly descended again into a farce of inter service bickering. The air force were desperate to convince Gartanzo that pursuing such an aggressive ground strategy was dangerous, as did the civil service who were concerned about the effect on the already stressed war economy. Their chosen spokesperson bravely stepped forward. 'General sir, we have well over a million men advancing down the centre and they require literally tens of thousands of support vehicles, and hundreds of thousands of support personnel, to move with them if we are to consolidate. I know its difficult to sacrifice momentum but for the sake of our armed forces operating capability, and for the rest of the economy, we must apply the brakes while we have this advantage. We can't catch the Euran advance anyway, and if we do we have a serious risk of being flanked to the west and east simultaneously.' The army spokesperson objected vociferously as expected. His plea was short and simple. 'General, the navy have failed us on strategic terms so far. The air force are clearly too afraid to lose any precious airframes, even in a war. The bureaucrats don't want extra work. But the army? We have delivered you one of the greatest triumphs in Sameban history. Let us finish the job.' A roughly even break in war junta opinion meant that Gartanzo's opinion would be even more decisive than usual. 'You both make fine points, but the latter argument convinces me more. Are we sure that the Eurans haven't got a flanking maneuver in place?' The intelligence chiefs shook their head. 'Nothing to suggest that is the case, General, though it will have occurred to them. As long as we keep reserves in place we can continue an advance.'
'Then it is decided. Make no mistake, our warplan has not changed. We must triumph in the land battle decisively enough to bring the Eurans to terms, before they turn things around. We have a gargantuan army diving deep into them, and they seem paralysed in response. Our target is obvious.' He slammed his hand down on the word "Oakstone" on the map. 'One of their great megacities. The heart of what they call the "Real North". If we can bring this city to its knees, no matter what the cost to our soldiers, then Eura's government may consider terms. Its too late to back down now. Work out how to make it work and get us moving onwards right away.' A call had been made much more rapidly than most had expected. The division was now over at least, because if the last few years had shown anything, it was that Gartanzo's power was insurmountable. When he made the call, everyone else got in line, whether they thought it was right or wrong.

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Sport >>> Football >>> World Cup 77

Eastfield Lodge regain group lead with emphatic victory


Eastfield Lodge Line-up

GK: Veronica Puppy
CB: Lucas Bacon
CB: Emely Towers
RB: Abdur Rehman
LB: Berta Blackman (<> Hamaad Siddique 58’)
DMF: Micella Onatish
AMF: Methuselah Wallis-Iqbal
AMF: Glen Soria (<> Kenyon Lacroix 76’)
RWF: Saabir Hubert-Fulton
LWF: Elizabeth Hansen (<> Fedrea Quazin 71’)
ST: Tia Drenas
Savojarna Line-up

GK: Anders Jarnström
CB: Petter Samuelson
CB: Simon Omark (<> Denis Metanov 45’)
RB: Alexey Nurkanen
LB: Igor Mitrovic
DMF: Joonas Andersson (<> Stefan Johansson 63’)
CMF: Nikolai Orlov
RMF: Ville Mertonen (<> Jacob Mortensson 63’)
LMF: Patrik Andersen
AMF: Marcus Nyborg
ST: Perttu Karjanen
Eastfield Lodge 6-1 Savojarna
Tia Drenas (11’, 52’ [p]), Glen Soria (32’), Micella Onatish (45+1’), Wallis-Iqbal (71’, 85’); Orlov (60’)

62% - Possession - 38%
18 - Shots - 4
12 - Shots on Target - 2
8 - Corners - 2
7 - Fouls - 8

Location: Parliament Stadium, Lodgertia, Eastfield Lodge
Attendance: 76,332
Referee: Linford Townsend (Tomikosan)


A convincing 6-1 victory against Savojarna in Lodgertia, coupled with Turori’s loss to the group’s top seeds of Brenecia, sees Eastfield Lodge return to the top of the group table by a single point as the second leg of the World Cup 77 qualifying cycle gets under way.

Following a chastening performance at the hands of Anglatia in their last qualifying match, losing for the time this cycle, and then following that up by a humbling defeat at the hands of the Royal Kingdom of Quebec (one of the World Cup co-hosts), one could be forgiven for thinking that the fairytale was beginning to become undone. However, if the wheels were truly coming off the bandwagon, there were no signs of that against the ninth seeds yesterday, as the hosts, fielding a side that was largely second string in the eyes of most fans, dominated from the first whistle to the last, and the underdog visitors did little in the way of making this a contest.

The opening exchanges took place all over the pitch, as neither side really got a grip on the game - every time Savojarna came onto the ball, they misplaced a pass or mistimed a run or just generally were set upon by the high-pressuring opposition, whilst the hosts were stringing passes together well, but a tight back line from the visitors left the passing moves without an end product. Drenas did get an early glimpse at goal however, as a snatched 20 yard volley narrowly skimmed over the bar, with Jarnstrom struggling to reach it. However, the first clear cut chance came to the visitors, around 8 minutes in on the counter attack, with Mertonen playing Nyborg through one-on-one, but his fizzing shot clipped the outside of the post, after the onrushing Puppy spread herself well to cover the goal.

That was Savojarna’s last clear sight of goal, however, and Eastfield Lodge soon began the rout. A foul by Alexey Nurkanen on Elizabeth Hansen 11 minutes gave the hosts an inviting free kick about two yards out from the corner of the box, in perfect territory for a cross-cum-shot. And so the visitors were punished, when Wallis-Iqbal’s cross was met by Drenas’ head, powering the ball home inside the near post after beating the Savojar keeper, who had come out to try and claim the ball. Minutes later, it could have been a second goal, as Omark slipped trying to get to Mertonen’s awkward back pass, allowing Drenas to nick the loose ball and bear down on goal - it was a only a superb last ditch block from the recovering Samuelson that prevented her doubling the lead.

The hosts showed little sign of letting up however, and plenty more half-chances came their way over the next fifteen minutes, as Savojarna dropped further and further back to protect their net, and their dignity. Of note was a well-worked short corner that found Soria on the edge of the box, only for his snap shot through the crowd to be blocked on the line by an unsuspecting Mitrovic, who had happened to fall over in the chaos. Drenas had another chance to add to her tally as well, when she was played through brilliantly by Hubert-Fulton, only to place her shot directly down Jarnstrom’s throat. Soon though, the Savojar defence drew tight, and forced the home side to keep passing it amongst themselves on the halfway line to try and find an opening.

Eventually though, they did; a series of intricate passing moves on the right wing saw a reverse pass from Wallis-Iqbal find Hubert-Fulton on the side of the box, and his low cross was drilled home at the near post by a completely unmarked Glen Soria, who had cut in front of a hapless Omark to simply convert the low cross. It really wasn’t the young defender’s day, as he nearly gifted the home side a third goal as he was caught dallying on the ball by Soria, and only the athleticism of Jarnstrom prevented Soria’s curling shot from creeping inside the far post. Omark was simply out of his depth, and his confidence was clearly taking a hit as he kept miscontrolling passes, hitting wayward balls all over the pitch, being easily shrugged off the ball and losing markers constantly. Omark would be taken off at half time, in an attempt to add some stability to the back line, but not before he managed to contribute to the third Eastfielder goal in first half stoppage time; losing Wallis-Iqbal at a corner, only for him to flick on the near post corner for Onatish to volley home completely unmarked.

3-0 at half-time, and things were looking good for the home side. The second half was more of the same as well, with Eastfield Lodge kicking off the second half and immediately going into keepball-probing mode. It didn’t take long for a breakthrough - with their team 3-0 down, the visitors began pushing out from the back and leaving quite large holes for the runners to take advantage of. One such example came around six minutes into the half, where a long ball from Onatish found Hansen on the wing, only for her cross to be blocked inside the box by the outstretched arm of the recovering substitute Metanov. A yellow card for his troubles, and a penalty for Tia Drenas to take. She did so excellently, calmly smashing the ball into the bottom right hand corner and leaving the keeper rooted to the spot.

It took 60 minutes for Savojarna to get a shot on target, and it came after the substitute Siddique just beat Mertonen to the through ball on the flank, but she couldn’t wrap her foot around it enough, sending it out for a corner. That corner was played directly into the 6 yard box, where a leaping Metanov knocked Puppy away from the cross, causing the ball to spill out off her glove and ricochet off the underside of the crossbar and back into play, where it was eventually deflected in when Nikolai Orlov blocked Emely Towers’ clearance, deflecting the ball into the goal to make the score 4-1. Despite some rallying calls for a comeback from the travelling Savojar fans, there was little response from the players, who seemed to be happy that they could even muster a consolation goal.

Any hopes of a comeback were soon extinguished ten minutes later however, as Wallis-Iqbal began taking advantage of the tiring Savojar backline, nicking the ball from an unsuspecting Orlov on the halfway line and quickly starting up the counter attack, playing the ball to Soria in the middle, before getting the through ball back from Drenas to put him one-on-one. His first shot was blocked by Jarnstrom, who had rushed out to meet him, but the rebound fell kindly to the midfielder, who promptly and quite deftly chipped the keeper to net the home side’s fifth goal of the game.

That goal, making the score 5-1 to the dominant home side, more or less killed off any hopes of a Savojar comeback, and they withdrew back into defence, trying to protect what little dignity they had left. It was a situation that the home side were comfortably with, as they simply kept the ball to themselves, passing it around with ease and waiting for a mistake from the dejected visitors. There was still time to add a sixth goal however, as Drenas was brought down inside the box to give a second penalty of the match to the home side, with little argument from Mitrovic. Up stepped Drenas to get her hat-trick, only for her shot to hit the post. Fortunately, Wallis-Iqbal was the first to the rebound, and with the keeper having been sent the other way, he had a simple task to roll the ball into a nearly empty net and wrap up the victory.

That tremendous result, combined with Turori’s 2-0 home defeat against Brenecia, sees Eastfield Lodge return to the top of the pile after suffering their first defeat the previous match against Anglatia. Turori now fall back to a point behind Eastfield Lodge, with Brenecia in third two points off the top, with Anglatia, who had earlier drawn with fifth seeds Tobiasia, falling to fourth.



MD8: Eastfield Lodge 3-2 Mattijana
EFL line-up (4-1-2-3): Harvey - Bacon, W. Martin, Rehman, Siddique - Abdalla, King (<> The Doctor 65’), Soria - Wadimu, Hansen (<> Quazin 73’), Drenas (<> Rowlinson 65’)
Goals (Assists): Bacon (34’ - Soria), Rowlinson (75’ - Quazin), The Doctor (86’)

MD9: Anglatia 2-1 Eastfield Lodge
EFL line-up (4-1-2-3): Harvey - Towers, W. Martin, Rehman, Siddique - Abdalla, The Doctor, Soria (<> Lacroix 64’) - Asif (<> Wadimu 56’), Quazin, Rowlinson (<> Drenas 76’)
Goals (Assists): Rowlinson (41’ - The Doctor)

Mid-Qual Friendly: Royal Kingdom of Quebec 3-0 Eastfield Lodge
EFL line-up (4-1-2-3): Harvey - Towers, W. Martin, Rehman, Siddique - Abdalla (<> Onatish 68’), The Doctor, Soria (<> King 74’) - Asif, Quazin (<> Hansen 61’), Drenas

MD11: Tobiasia 1-2 Eastfield Lodge
EFL line-up (4-1-2-3): Harvey - Towers, W. Martin, Rehman, Siddique - Abdalla (<> Keeble 73’), The Doctor, Soria (<> King 73’) - Asif, Quazin, Drenas
Goals (Assists): Asif (12’ - Soria), Soria (36’)

MD12: Eastfield Lodge 2-1 Kaisaru
EFL line-up (4-1-2-3): Harvey - Towers, Bacon, Bell Jnr (<> Rehman 62’), Siddique - Onatish, The Doctor, Saqib (<> Abdalla 74’) - Asif, Berretti, Drenas
Goal (Assists): Berretti (23’), The Doctor (65’)

MD13: Juvencus 1-3 Eastfield Lodge
EFL line-up (4-1-2-3): Harvey - Towers, Bacon, Bell Jnr, Siddique - Onatish, The Doctor, Saqib (<> Soria 51’) - Asif, Berretti (<> Rathun 64’), Drenas
Goals (Assists): Asif (31’ - Drenas), Drenas (52’; 75’ - Rathun)

Eastfield Lodge line-up to play Brenecia:
Harvey - Towers, W. Martin, Bell Jnr, Siddique - Onatish, The Doctor, Soria - Asif, Rathun, Drenas
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Postby Audioslavia » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:39 pm

Continued from Part One

Barely minutes after getting a phone number from the most wonderful girl in the world - or so his soul told him - and all Mo Jepsen could think about was Jeremy sodding Jaffacake. The so called journalist extroardinaire who, at least as far as Mo was concerned, was supposed to be currently fulfilling the role of President of the World Cup Committee, tasked very soon with finding a host for next year's Cup of Harmony tournament. Not only did it appear that Jeremy was in full-on hack mode, but he was here? In Kjelstad? The city was no stranger to having the rich and powerful ensconced in its penthouses and limousines, of course, but one couldn't imagine Jaffacake in either, having been, in his true journo days, only one step up from lying in the gutter next to a limousine pointing his flash somewhere which otherwise wouldn't be receiving too much light.

Jepsen returned to the front car park of the Kjelistad Mizmar and surveyed his surroundings, seeing nothing dissimilar from when he'd left, an hour before, but for the presence of an old man in a very worn looking coat having a slanging match with a taxi driver. All Mo could make out, as the taxi sped away, was the man hurling a couple of decidedly Saxon words in the cabbie's direction.

"Mo" said Mo. The man didn't even turn around.
"I know" said the man. "And you'll have a vague idea who.."
"Jeremy Jaffacake, as I live and breathe" said Mo. He felt like a bowls player who was about to meet Richard Corsie for the first time. The metaphor that Jeremy would have used would be that of a carpenter coming face to face with Jesus himself.
"It is, and you do" said Jeremy, walking slowly towards Mo. Jaffacake was... an ungodly amount of years old, and from recent reports between newspapers (although as yet unreported) it was apparent that he was finally beginning to slow down, physically, with his unseemly age. It didn't stop his aura from bounding forward, grabbing you by the nipples and hoisting you on your arse the second he fixed his eyes on you, however.
"It's... it's strangely an honour" said Mo, instantly regretting it.
"Thanks. Nice to meet you to" said Jeremy, stretching out a hand and giving Mo's as big a squeeze as he could. There had to be a foot difference in height between the two men and more than fifty pounds in weight. Mo tipped the scales at near 210, Jeremy, at 5'7 and with a lithe frame, could barely be half that.
"Are you sure you're up for this?" asked Mo, nodding towards the deserted Mizmar building. "I mean, aside from it being locked up tight, the smashed laptop is on the fourth floor"
"Which window?" asked Jeremy, tilting his head to one side, as if daring Mo to beg him not to climb up the drainpipe.
"That one" said Mo, pointing two windows to the left of the rightmost corner of the building as it faced the busy main road. He noticed Jeremy crane his neck to see.
"Are you.."
"Shh" said Jeremy, interrupting. But for the sound of the street behind him, there was no noise at all. "There's people in there"
"Yeah" said Mo, "they're cleaning up, planning to sell the building on. They must have reached the fourth floor by now."
"Maybe" said Jeremy, "but look here. Bottom floor windows." Mo turned and saw nothing. He offered just a single 'hmm?'. Jeremy rolled his eyes. "Better get used to that desk job son. No chance of you becoming an investigative journo. Bottom windows are clean. Spotless. Professionally so. There's a fella cleaning the window over there on the floor above the ground floor. I'd wager they haven't swept the entire building yet, not reckoning on there being a big old mess in the exec offices at the top"
"Well let's hope they haven't swept up the laptop" said Mo, realising only too late that the old man had meant a different meaning of the verb, but realising soon after that he could pass it off as a shit joke.
"Thats a shit joke" said Jeremy, deadpan. "Although... you have just given me an idea"
"What... sweep... we're going to go in... with brooms, and sweep things and pretend to be just regular cleaners, like them?"
"Nope" said Jeremy, walking round to the side of the building. Mo quickly followed, keeping his head on a swivel, although trying to look inconspicuous at the same time and utterly failing. He even had to stop himself from trying to casually whistle a minding-one's-own-business-here tune. "The shit part, not the sweeping part. Aha. Perfect"
"What?"
"You're a big guy" said Jeremy, "I need you to shift that dumpster over here. The one with the cardboard in it. Put it over here by the front of the building, beneath the drainpipe"
"You're not... you're not going to climb..."
"No, no, I'm not. Not this pipe anyway. When I'm up on the fourth floor I'll probably need to dumb the laptop out the window in a big-ish bag. You'll need to either catch it or let in land in here, from that window up here"
"Er, right. Why not just carry the bag downstairs?"
"What, through all those people? It won't work. These aren't cleaners, Mo, not really. When big business like this close they don't hire just any cleaner, they need to gut the place, leave nothing untouched and uncleaned, not because the new business will be clean freaks but because it needs to be secure. As such, they're going to be alert for any strange folk in the building. Floors 2 and 3 are where they are right now, and I'm not going anywhere near them.
"So? So what? What do we do?"
"You get that dumpster over to the window. You can be loud, probably. They're probably expecting specialist bin-men to dispose of any sensitive documents they find, though there won't be any."
"And if they're not?"
"Well then you'll have to make up some stupid excuse. Hold this, I'm going in."
Mo took in his hand Jeremy's coat. *That* coat. The one with a good few centuries of folklore surrounding it. Some say it's where Jeremy got his power. Others argued that if power smelled that bad, they wanted nothing to do with it. Jeremy took a small box from his sock, pulled out two metal implements and took to the door, opening it with a dull *click* within two and a half seconds. "I'll be about forty minutes"
"Forty minutes?! I can't wait that long!"
"Forty minimum. Move the dumpster and wait for the symbol. The symbol will be a laptop falling in a dumpster. You can't miss it."
"What do I do at the signal?" asked Mo.
"Remove the laptop, leave the dumpster there" said Jeremy. "I'll be landing in it myself a few seconds after"
Mo watched as Jeremy entered the building via the newly opened front door, soundlessly, like a robber in a silent movie. He allowed himself a glimpse through the window, spying a greyish blur as the old man, moving quicker than he had before, rounded a corner into.. was that the disabled toilets? Why on earth would he be going there?

Mo thought about the design of the building. Any building like that probably had its plumbing done in the same vertical section of the building, with all the toilets lining up one on top of the other up to the top floor. That.. that made sense, didn't it? If you could take some of those tiles off the back walls, behind the toilets and the urinals... could you climb all the way up to the top through the walls? Is that what Jeremy was about to do? With a narrow crawlspace it's certainly be easier than shimmying up a drainpipe, and would offer less chance of being spotted unless you were especially loud. Wasn't there... wasn't there a very weird kind of sewage system in the building though? Kjelstadi law decreed that waste must be saved in sealed, odourless tanks in each building and transformed into 'clean' energy in the building's own basement 'shithouse', as some companies called it. This building.. this building was built before those rules, though. Wasn't the waste processed... in special cavities in the walls? Did Jeremy know that?
Mo waited. He thought about texting Jeremy and telling him that his plan might not work but... was that really his plan? If he texted Jeremy saying 'oh, the shithouse is in the walls of this one', would Jeremy even know what he was talking about? Or, even worse, be caught by the sound of his own SMS tone? Or be distracted from climbing and fall to his death? Could he really risk being responsible for the death of Jeremy Jaffacake? And Jeremy still hadn't answered his question about just why in the name of balls he was in Kjeligsted in the first place. Was he here on business? Pleasure? WCC work? Journalism work? Did he wash up on the beach one day and decide to stay on the behest of the local 'sheik'?

There was a blur in front of him that almost caused him to scream, as a bag full of laptop parts landed with a loud rattle right in front of him. Mo gathered his composure and made to retrieve the laptop, but was warned off his task by the loudest scream he'd ever heard. It must have been four hundred decibels if it was anything, it was getting louder, and it was getting louder and louder. Mo looked up in the air and saw a fleeting glimpse of what had to be the most gruesome, disgusting sight he'd ever seen, hurtling towards him at 9.8 metres per second. Mo jumped backwards as quick as his reactions could take him, but not quick enough to escape the splash.

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Four storeys higher, Cleaning and Security Operative Omar Wight jogged to the source of the sound that had pierced into his very soul and wrung it out over a low flame. What he saw puzzled him. Hadn't there been a shattered laptop on that floor when he'd run his routine inspection just an hour ago? And now... gone? And in its place... what was... what was that awful smell? And the brown streaks, the footsteps covering them... the broom lain forlornly on the floor... covered in the stuff... the streaks.. were they leading from the disabled toilets? Oh god the smell

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Mo Jepsen kept his eyes on the road. He hadn't looked in his mirror, even when coming out onto the busy main street. He hadn't looked anywhere but dead ahead. He hadn't dared even breathe. He daren't look anywhere but the road in front, lest he catch another glimpse of the sight of the man in the back seat. The man attempting to clean himself with a small packet of pocket tissues, like a person trying to soak up the pacific ocean with a ricecake and half a flannel. Mo tried not to think of the upholstery on the back seat. He tried not to think of how close he and this... thing... came to dying in the absolute worst manner possible.

Vincent, Jules and The Wolf? They had nothing on this.

(to be continued)

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Postby Chromatika » Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:54 pm

Match 13: Chromatika 1-0 EEC @ The Capitalizt Dome, Chromatik City, Chromatika

Lineup vs. EEC: Ria; Morningstar - Shipp (Sorendai '55) - Lia - Damjana; Etienne - Buric (Liam '68); Niro (Rien '74) - Sybill - Dragana; Victoriane (C).

Goal: Victoriane '77 (assisted by Sybill)

The good, the bad, and the ugly were in full display in Chromatika's victory over lowly EEC on the thirteenth match of the World Cup Qualifiers. The good was the integrity of the Chromatik defense - the outcome of the game was never in doubt with Morningstar, Shipp, Lia, Damjana, and Sorendai helping Mia Ria keep a clean sheet. The youngster needed only one good save to preserve the clean sheet, and although only Erika Morningstar was the usual starter in the back four, they jelled very well as a unit. The bad of the match was the flow of the midfield to the forwards, for the second match in a row. It seems that the players have run into a block in the medium passing game between the two side players and the four playing up front. There was only one goal scored by the Chromatiks, and it came in the seventy-seventh on a moment of brilliance by Sandra Sybill. Only scoring one goal against a team as lowly as EEC is a worrying sign, especially coming off of a shutout loss against Red Blackiland. The ugly is the news that Rachel Hellion will be held out of the Krytenia game. The set piece master of the Chromatiks is being hampered by a right ankle injury, and Parker has already announced that they will be playing it safe and holding her out of the game.

Lineup @ Krytenia: Thorben; Morningstar - Stef - Aart - Ellen; Montague - Liam; Rien - Sybill - Antonio (C); Andisori.

Nikolai Thorben takes the net for the first time after the only loss of the Chromatiks' season, facing the team that scored five past him in the AOCAF final. With the knowledge that Jillian only let in a goal against the Dragons, there will be a bit of pressure on him. Erika will hope to continue the form she has recovered during the EEC match, while Lucjusz will be watched closely to see if Otis should come in early. Alyss Montague will try to replicate the success she had during the first match against Krytenia, where she had two assists and was the woman of the match. With Rachel Hellion being held out, Sandra Sybill, the Real Azuris midfielder, will be starting in the set piece position; she has had enough experience playing with Trenn and Gabriella that hopefully, the Chromatiks will not miss a beat. If the offense snaps out of its reverie and starts to click like it did during the stretch surrounding the middle of qualification, the Chromatiks should have a fine time. This is an important game, as a win would give the Chromatiks an eight point cushion from third place with four matches to go, while a loss would narrow that gap down to a measly two points. With Red Blackiland set to take on Krytenia the match after this one, the fate of who qualifies to the World Cup Proper and who doesn't can be pretty much set in the next two matches. The guess here is that the Chromatiks will continue to show their class and win a tight match, all but securing their qualification to the third straight World Cup Proper in a row.
Five News Items from around Chromatika:

1. Movement Gains Steam to Have Keira Andisori on Ballot

With the first election of the new Chromatik State on the horizon (scheduled for between the World Cup Qualifying and the World Cup Proper), the rumors of whom the candidates would be include Alina Krasnikova, the Dark Queen, and Marco Ni, the leader of the Rainbow Revolution, who has been saying for a long time that he won't be running for the position, but still remains on everyone's lips. Although Keira Andisori, the national football superstar, has time and time stated again that she wishes to not have a political office and focus on football, there is a movement gathering steam to have her as a write-in candidate on the ballot, which will be allowed. The orphan-turned superstar, who plays her domestic career at Starling, Nephara, is famous for being one of the Shadow Writers' main writers from behind the scenes while helping lead the team last cycle. It is probably going to be necessary for Andisori to make a public appearance and decline the results of the election once it happens to formally denounce the will of the people. She has stated that perhaps, after football, she would be interested; her passions for now remain with the Chromatik team.

2. Chromatik National Team Still More Important than Government Committee

The Chromatik national team's qualifying campaign is still proven to be more important than the forming of the new government, latest polls reported. All Chromatik businesses are closed during match times, and restaurants and bars are filled to the brim as the nation waits with baited breath for each result. The Chromatik Government Committee, tasked with writing a new Constitution and making sure that the new government will be fair, should be garnering more attention than it has been, but the nation is still smitten by the heroics of the team last cycle and the success they achieved despite the plight that they were under. The Government Committee has expressed their acceptance of the situation, calling it "well deserved, as the team was the symbol of the nation's defiance of the old system and their desire to become a new nation where everyone is free".

3. Reeducation Schools in Full Swing

Reeducation schools, established to help the ROYG community of the previous establishment catch up to the education level that they deserve, have begun to operate in full swing. A motion for the BIV community to pay for the operation of such schools until the time that the ROYG community could start performing the jobs previously helped by BIVs passed with a majority popular vote, and community buildings started to have voluntary teachers teach those who were illiterate for all their lives how to read. This is an important step in the start of the healing process, and something that will take some time; the scars will take a long time to heal, but this is an important beginning. All people who are willing to volunteer their time are to contact their local city centers and express their wishes, as the said centers are looking for more volunteers. There are currently not enough volunteers at the moment, and the government has expressed interest in garnering support from abroad.

4. Chromatik Football League in Limbo

The Chromatik Football League, the successor to the League Chromatiks that was axed by the previous administration, is having a bit of a hard time getting off the ground. Although the draft of the players has been completed and the teams have been filled out, there seems to be a problem with some of the teams' funding and cohesion for the league to kick off. League officials and team owners are working to resolve the issue, but there is no set timetable for when the league will start once more. It has been decided that there will be no foreign players allowed for the initial few seasons in an effort to bolster domestic talent. Fans are hoping that the League will be able to get off the ground soon, although most of them are content to watch their favorite NT players play in foreign domestic leagues.

5. Meagan Kelly to be Married Soon

The anticipated marriage of Meagan Kelly to Tyuliku Mirikali is to happen during the break between Qualifying and the Proper as well, so that the whole team can attend. The Turorian surfer is to have planned a big wedding, sources say. Sources also claim that Meagan Kelly is pregnant with a boy, and that the two plan to name him Pliita Kelly Mirikali. The Chromatik National Team, and hence the whole nation, is excited for this happening and international marriage, as it will be the first international marriage recognized by the Chromatik government in its history. Both Kelly and Mirikali declined to comment, but are expected to have a press conference soon about their upcoming life together as a couple.
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Postby Eura » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:01 pm

Threats of terrorism, war and anarchy are often more than enough to make politicians run for bunkers. Indeed the standard operating procedure for when things go south in most countries involve exactly that, and Eura had been no different. That still hadn't stopped Foreign Minister Amy Yarley and her recently redeemed intelligence chief, the Chairman of the OSI, from sneaking away to the east of Eura. A military staging area some way from the combat area, nearer in fact to the southern border than the north, had welcomed them with open arms. There was a reason for this, of course. The advantage of having a big country is that there is plenty of room to stow away secrets, including the early stages of a daring plan. Yarley was being led down a long tunnel, deep into the side of a hill upon which the staging area was based within view of the megacity that was Directus. 'Chairman, I should remind you that you're a spy chief, not a general. I need you back on the work locating the Sameban leadership as soon as possible.'
'Yes, yes, I know. But this is more important right now. Those bastards are bearing down on Oakstone with every hour that passes and it looks increasingly like we are set in for the long haul. When we break them down, we need a plan to take advantage somehow. Now, I think this is it. Open up please.' Several orderlies went through the process for opening a massive armoured door, which revealed what looked like a sizeable underground carpark. It was unusual though in that it had long lined out rows rather than parking spaces and a noticeably raised roof. 'Curious. What's the plan?' The Chairman circled around a pillar, looking in every direction before stopping to breathe in the stale air, immediately regretting it.

She was a formidably intelligent woman but Yarley couldn't hide her confusion. 'I don't get it. A big underground car park with shitty air conditioning. How does this help us?'
'Its not this place ma'am' he said with a wry smile, 'its the one just like it further to the north that I'm interested in. Several of them in fact, designed for large traffic overloads, vehicle storage and many other things. They're mostly off the map and low profile despite their size, usually bigger than this. You could hide anything down here.'
'Like?'
'Ambulances, fuel trucks, whatever you like. Or, well, I had something else in mind.'
'Then maybe you should clarify rather than pissing me about.'
'Armoured divisions.' For a moment, Yarley was slightly incredulous at what she thought was being suggested. 'Ok, so while we are clinging on to the north, while thousands of our troops become casualties daily, you're suggesting we park a load of tanks underground in the east of the country? What next, shall we mothball all of our artillery out west?'
'Amy, we don't need the tanks for Oakstone. The territory isn't right for them, that battle if it gets urban, which I'm assured it will, won't be won by MBTs. The battle that turns the tide might be though, and that's what these places are for.' Yarley nodded slowly, taking it in but not making it clear whether she agreed or not. It was certainly an idea to consider though.

They left, making notes on the way about different priorities and clarifying with the base authorities what was expected of them and on what timescale. When all was said and done they were whisked away on a helicopter, flying west towards Bastion. It felt odd for such high profile officials to be flying unescorted during wartime, but they were deep enough into the country and low profile enough that it wouldn't matter for now. It also gave them a chance to catch up on other matters. 'You hear about Spader? Feeling vindicated I bet?'
'Yeah. She didn't need to put a bullet through her head though.'
'Maybe not. Well, I'm glad I gave you a chance anywhere.'
'I know you are. And I want you to know that I appreciate the faith you put in me.' This short exchange was not particularly eloquent, but it captured the mood of the moment. Two colleagues who usually shared such lengthy and detailed conversations had been worn down by sleepless nights and overbearing pressure, reduced to clarifying everything though short statements. That didn't mean there was no emotion behind what was being said though. Briefly, with no-one on board looking, they shared a little hug of solidarity. 'Careful Chairman, you might grow a heart.'
'No danger of that for you to worry about, ma'am.'
'On the topic of bleeding hearts, we need to talk about Electrum. I know parliament is in emergency recess but there's talk of serious numbers of MP's backing the annexationists in light of recent events. I can't be seen to be engaging with Electrum right now but if they try to build that wall its going to be a disaster on both sides. You need to make the contact.' The Chairman had dealt with Electrum before, and knew that it was a high stakes issue for Yarley who had previously risked a lot of credibility over issues with Eura's southern neighbour, especially during the Floriana Dam crisis. Her faith in him to sort things out in Centralis was testament to their mutual trust if nothing else.
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Bonjour et Ohayōgozaimasu Kirishima. Welcome back folks, to the World Cup 77 Qualifiers edition of the Kitsune Report, brought to you by the Nagatomo Sports Network (NSN), sponsored by Air Pacifica An experience that exceeds the skies of time, and Pocari Surge Feel the Surge. Here at the Kitsune Report, it's all about Kirishinan sports but we are currently focusing on world cup football and the namesake of the report, the Kitsunes. With the third match of the second half of qualifiers completed, it's time to see how the Kitsunes did and get grooving once more to some world cup football!

Kirishima 3-1 Brigantii Review:

In the previous match, the Kitsunes arrived at Haven Stadium in Maal to take on Mriin. The Kitsunes were coming in with a two-game win streak and sought to make it three against the team they drew 1-1 in Heiwa, thus giving birth to a string of draws. The 4-2 victory seemed to be enough to get the average fan morale back up and the team looking like normal once again. Following that victory, the Kitsunes returned to Kirishima, to the Aincrad [Stadium] in Akihabara, seeking to once again change their fortune from the first half. This time the opposition were the stags of Brigantii. Last time out the stags were the second team in the drawpalooza with a final score of 1-1 at Warbury Stadium in Eborum. Media attention just like the previous match was high but this time around it was primarily due to an extreme sect of the opposition fans and Football Association that do not wish to play against non-humans or women. Kirishima having several female players on the team including the manager saw this match as an opportunity to punish that mentality. This would be the Kitsunes first match against the Stag since those exclusive talks began.

The Kitsunes were undoubtedly determined to try and strike early against Brigantii not only to reduce the chances of a repeat draw or loss but also as a means of showing that co-ed or non-human teams (Akiho Ubukata is half succubus on her mother side) are just as valuable as human male-only teams. The Kitsunes had attempts on goal in the 2',3',5',6', and 8', but were all on successful despite all shots outside the first being saved by Trent Harell. It seemed the Harell was going to be a pain once again like matchday four after surviving the onslaught with four saves in less than ten minutes. Fortunately, in the 20' minute Renée Guidice scored from just inside the box with an assist from former teammate Rin Mizoguchi. Renée waved over teammates Ako Izumi, Koharu Miyamoto, and Claire Nguyen to celebrate. The guys gave them space and the four proceeded to perform a short Kiri-Pop dance routine as a celebration.This noticeably emphasized the women on the Kitsune team to the opposition football association.

Perhaps that celebration sought to annoy the other team as they struck aggressively after that goal with shot attempts in the 26', 27' and 30'. Claire Nguyen deflected the ball in the 26th minute while Gk Miyoko Hojo saved the shots taken in the 27' and 30' minutes. After braving that counter attack surge, the Kitsunes struck again in the 38' when Ako Izumi delivered a nice pass to an onside Joseph Yabuta who finessed the shot past Harell into the upper right with a knuckleball. Yabuta had a quick and fun celebration, which showed his pride in that goal. The Kitsunes were now up 2-0 at the Aincrad going into the half.

The fans were definitely having fun in the stands and that was something missing for quite some time. These young men and women, excluding Papadopoulos, are interesting, creative and fun. When they have an opportunity to have fun, the team's energy becomes infectious and spreads to the fans. The Stags tried to strike quickly with an off-target shot in the 50'. Guidice had a shot in the 57' that was saved by Harell resulting in a corner kick. Izumi set the ball before kicking it to a charging Koharu Miyamoto who headed the ball into the net in the 59', marking the first time she scored in such a way in a long time as well as her first goal in a long time. This put the Kitsunes up 3-0. The opponents would not give up as Trevor Winter would score in the 80' after getting past the defense and a determined Hojo. Final score Kirishima 3 and Brigantii 1. This means the Kitsunes have once again changed their fortune but have amassed a four-game winning streak. The Kitsunes currently sit in third behind Sameba but as this much improved second half clearly shows, it is important to win early because at this stage there is a lot of pressure on a lot of teams to win, if the wish to qualify.

Following the match, a pleased Seong Mi-Soo had this to say. "This was a really good win for us today. We went out in front of our fans and showed them a good performance and our player had fun. That is the type of football that had eluded us for some time and it's good to currently have it back. I wish we were in a more comfortable position and being behind a quality side like Sameba is difficult. We can't afford to slip because the chances of them slipping is slim and our opponents from today are still on our tail. We wanted their second position and we didn't quite there yet but we are so close. Our next game will be difficult while they may be ranked 244th, they did draw with us before and we still know nothing about their team. In fact, I still don't know where we are playing and that is a little scary. I mean mercenary island, that sounds terrifying. Nevertheless, we have momentum and we are in form so we need to keep it up and run with it. "

Kirishima 3- 1 Brigantii 
R. Guidice(20') T. Winter(80')
J. Yabuta(38')
K. Miyamoto(59')


The Mercenary Islands v Kirishima Preview:

The Kitsunes are continuing a fantastic run in the second half of qualifiers by not just defeating the same opposition they defeated in the first half but defeating the two teams the drew against. The Kitsunes will now head to an unknown location in The Mercenary Islands to face the third team they drew against. That result was the most shocking of all the Kitsunes shortcomings and they will be looking to right that wrong this time around. Things are looking tight in Group 9 and as the Kitsunes chase after Sameba, they would like to see Sameba or Brigantii slip. Regardless the Kitsunes need to keep on relying on themselves and continue to push for that world cup spot. Until next time Lets Go Kitsunes!

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Postby Natanians and Nosts » Tue Feb 21, 2017 7:08 pm

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Chapter Ⅰ



It was at a cold night when I first met Mihaela Ioana Apilescu.Her black hair and blue eyes under the cold moonlight still are at my head.She was presented by a friend of mine at a park,when we were going to a volleyball match.I had no idea,but that would be a great happening.
The next day I got a call from work.My boss was requesting me to arrive earlier,some admnistrative stuff.Actually what he just meant was that I would get a "promotion".My comissioner apologized for it to take so much time,he blames my OCD for the delay,but after several years I finally was promoted from inspector to chief-inspector.Chief-Inspector Ionescu.Gheorghe Gabriel Ionescu,chief-inspector.My first case was about the kidnapping of a little girl.They did not give me a case where it would not generate giant consequences if something goes wrong,but I would never forgive myself if I let a child die.Comissioner Andreescu said I may have a partner,but I don' thik that may be necessary.Actually I am pretty good at solving crimes,but that one was not like any other I had solved before.I went to my room and read the information,the girl was at home with her parents,her mother forgot bringing her inside when her father called her,one minute later the girl was no there anymore.They have been searching for her,the happening happened a week ago.
"Chief-Inspector Ionescu?" said Comissioner Andreescu, "This is inspector Papp,you may request his help."
"Mister,Papp.I will not require your assistance." and he asnwered: "Okay,chief-inspector Ionescu"
I sat at my chair,drank some coffee,and started pondering,who would want a small child?Well,I know that there are really evil people in the werld,but such an innocent person.If someone kidnapped a kid,what would they do?
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Postby Jeruselem » Wed Feb 22, 2017 12:16 am

Chloe Dallas and Princess Elsa at Dazza Dallas Stadium in Jeruselem. Both are nude but Elsa has heavy strapping on both knees.

Chloe: This is Chloe Dallas for Naked News Jeruselem. We're back home at Dazza Dallas Stadium! Yeah we lost the last time we were here but nevermind that. I'm with defender Princess Elsa who still isn't playing due to injury.
Elsa: Hello everyone
Chloe: Still not playing
Elsa: Yes, well ... one reconstructed and one twisted knee. I'm not ready to play. Kinda painful to watch and well, just stand.
Chloe: But your brother is out there, now.
Elsa: Yes, no more broken foot and he wasn't sent off last game either.
Chloe: Let's review match day 14, meaning we have like 4 games in qualification left.
Elsa: Yeah, it's getting real close to decision time.

Chloe: We'll focus on the top 4 as well, pretty much the others are going home.
Elsa: Yeah, sorry Darmen we think you're not gonna qualify.
Chloe: Barunia, well drew 0-0 at Witty Penguins. That's a shock for us too see.
Elsa: We expected them to win there, but hey it's two points they don't have. Good for the other top 4.
Chloe: Quakmybush won 3-1 at home against Willinois, too little too late for them.
Elsa: Quak will not be finishing last, no one wants to be last.

Chloe: Bonesea put paid to the chances of Garifunya, beating Garifunya 2-0 at home. Good for Bonesea but Garifunya are finished.
Elsa: I don't see Garifunya getting into the top 4 from here now. It's too late.
Chloe: Darmen hosted Whovian Tardisia and got into time warp drawing 2-2
Elsa: They need to win, against such teams who aren't gonna worry them that badly.
Chloe: But ... it was here ... Jeruselem vs Drawkland. Drawkland had been knocking off big teams of recent and Jeruselem looked in trouble dropping two game recently. Even worse, conceding lots of goals, Drawkland had been scoring quite well too.
Elsa: We feared this game, given we lost to Garifunya last time we were at home.

Chloe: But you're injured but your bro was playing again.
Elsa: We needed to win, full stop. No excuses.
Chloe: Good news, we WON three NIL.
Elsa: One of our best games. I would say. Last few games, our defense has been like Swiss cheese but today it was more like Alma Vorarlberger Alpkäse today.
Chloe: Sorry, what's Alma Vorarlberger Alpkäse?
Elsa: Hard Austrian cheese, eh

Chloe: Your brother scored again. Goals that is
Elsa: Yes, but the idiot picked up a yellow card so we had to remove him off the field.
Chloe: But the team finished the game off properly
Elsa: Two more goals we held them off. Love it
Chloe: So what was the key today?
Elsa: I don't know, maybe everyone realised the fragility of our position today. We are 2nd but it's like by a fingernail.

Chloe: The Group 2 table shows Bonesea leading on 34 points, Jeruselem 32, Barunia 29 and Drawkland 28
Elsa: If we had lost, total disaster. Drawkland would be like 2nd. Barunia should havbe won so they should be on 31 points instead.
Chloe: It's far from settled.
Elsa: Top 4 have not much separating them, Bonesea should finish top I think unless we surge back like we did last few games in the last bit of 1st half.
Chloe: 4 games, 12 points left to grab
Elsa: We can't afford to drop any points, we got two teams on our tail

Chloe: Let's look at other World Cup new.
Elsa: Semarland cannot qualify from group 3, because they got sucked into black hole of non-nation hood. Means Valladares should have no issues topping group 3.
Chloe: Wow, they were doing well too.
Elsa: Group 6 is still a top 4 traffic jam where 4 teams could qualify directly.
Chloe: I'm glad we're not there.
Elsa: Ethane have qualified, they don't need to work hard anymore.

Chloe: Congratuations Ethane.
Elsa: Valanora qualifed too. And that Gregoryisgodistan ... too.
Chloe: Oh them
Elsa: Group 14 - Abanhleft and Nephara have qualifed too.
Chloe: They are miles ahead of the competition in that group.
Elsa: And Unified Sunrise Islands qualified too.

Chloe: Well done Islanders
Elsa: That's about it for now.
Chloe: Hopefully we can join that list.
Elsa: Yeah. I just look at the tables, I'm no rule expert here.
Chloe: We're not doing too badly
Elsa: We have to earn our way, no easy rides for us. He always have to do things the hard way and scenic route too.


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   Group 2               Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts
 1 Bonesea                14   11   1   2    36   17  +19    34
 2 Jeruselem              14   10   2   2    41   26  +15    32
 3 Barunia                14    9   2   3    26   11  +15    29
 4 Drawkland              14    8   4   2    32   21  +11    28


Witty Penguins 0–0 Barunia
Quakmybush 3–1 Willinois
Bonesea 2–0 Garifunya
Darmen 2–2 Whovian Tardisia
Jeruselem 3–0 Drawkland
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Author : Mathias Gërdorffen

He remembered.
Every friend he met looked at him and said he was thin. But what about the pains he felt? And like hours of father sitting, there is no work, no shoulder, no whole body?
Now he was at peace. Now everything was past.
He remembered.
Like soft phrases, the sneaky looks, the astonishment on the faces.
Everything was past. A fat, low-entry nurse looked at him and smiled vaguely.
- It's time for the medication. Open your mouth to give it to you
And as pills neither taste bad have!
A matter of time.
Slept soon. A sleep with dreams. Some good, some bad.
Dreams, only.


EEC vs. Red Blackiland



In a great duel in EEC, Red Blackiland turned up the EEC team in full rival territory. Ferreth leaves the substitutes bench to score with a backheel flick. The win came at the 44 minutes of the second time with Marckeiller.
With an early markup, leaving no chances for EEC to rise to the attack, added with a beautiful touch of ball, Red Blackiland was well positioned on the field and sought to scare the owners of the house through the speed of Eberhard and Shacker. The home team had difficulty gaining space and playing. The EEC defensive midfielders were held down at the ball output.
The first half was a good game tactically. The two teams sought to make the attack. However, his defenses were well guarded. At 27, the defensive midfielder passed the ball for striker Beckenstander to score in a legal position. The referee, however, in a wrong way, canceled the bid. And when the first stage was heading to a zero to zero, at 40, one of the CEE midfielder opened found space and passed an attacker to take a chance and open the scoring with a little help from goalkeeper Hargreaves.
The game followed with the same intensity in the following step. EEC came with more force for the attack, and at 10, scored the second goal with one of his strikers, after a perfect cross from the steering wheel. Red Blackiland did not collapse and fell a few minutes later with a beautiful Schwartz goal that cleared two defenders of EEC and sent to the goalnet.
Peter Valbuena placed Ferreth on Red Blackiland's team. And the Hashbury scorer's star shone a few minutes after his entry into the field. In a play that the ball went from foot to foot, the last touch was Ferreth's backheel flick in front of the giant EEC keeper. The draw led to delirium the thousands of fans of Red Blackiland who watched the game in EEC.
But such a good performance could not settle for a good draw. The icing on the cake was missing. And came on 44, in charge of corner, Marckeiller rose more than the back and scored head. The turn, besides fair, was a soccer lesson.
The way the result was designed again drove crazy the crowds of fans of Red Blackiland into EEC, especially when the stadium scoreboard announcer spoke about the defeat of Krytenia to Chromatika, a result that favored Red Blackiland, who now has the opportunity to distance itself further and to place itself in a situation that is almost close to classification, the second in its history, and consecutive. We can't waste this chance. Let's go Red Blackiland!


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The Justified Means - Be a little warrior fighting against a titan!


Mission 42 - Air Bothering (Mission for Aljaysh Dakersh Almawy)

Himil el-Emami is a little annoyed by that the government is using computer-controlled surface-to-air missile systems to harm the Aljaysh's contraband into the area by plane. He sends Federico in to a military base to reprogram a surface-to-air missile system control computer so he planes can fly safely again. The base is Hansar Algakka, a medium-sized base on top of a hill, you can expect a high level of military morale in this place, because Colonel Muammar al-Rahmani allows no recreation in his base and all forms of laze are considered to be bad for morale. Men caught playing cards, smoking cigarettes or talking about things other than their military obligations are instantly punished.
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ImageAir Bothering - Killing the Colonel by the precision rifle

Take out the nearby troops guarding the barricaded road up to the military base, then drive up. Himil identifies a notebook that you need to reprogram, so the missiles will no longer bother Himil and the Aljaysh. If you haven't already killed him in during a random visit, Colonel Muammar al-Rahmani is stationed at this base. As with all colonels, he's surrounded by Dakersh Alnnukhbat Alqiada (Dakersh Army's Elite Commando) soldiers. Or you could sneak around him to the other side of the base. The entrance is filled by several miniguns, take one of them, kill the colonel, and clear the road to the notebook, then just reprogram it, and end of the mission.

Mission 43 - Unexpected Getaway (Mission for Aljaysh Dakersh Almawy)

Himil el-Emami's best killer and hitman, Rakan Lasani, has been caught and is being transported by the Dakersh Army today to his place of execution. She wants you to intercept and free him so he will live to fight another day. Then, pick up the weapons and ammo box, towards the phone and leap from the bridge. You have just enough time to use the grappling hook just in time to hijack the Dakkaran C500 prisoner transport truck. It has an escort and the army immediately initiates the pursue.
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ImageUnexpected Getaway - Escape from pursues while Aljaysh fight them

If you stick to the road, the army will aggressively run you into obstacles. Even if you don't crash, avoiding everything slows you down enough for them to really lay on the firepower. Luckily the truck is fairly sturdy because the fastest way down the mountain is to avoid the road and head straight downhill. Try to cut corners where the drops are not as steep and the truck doesn't get airborne. Even if the truck arrives at the bottom in a smoking heap, the prisoner will evacuate the vehicle with you and run to the drop off point where several Aljaysh greet your pursuers with gunfire. You can also wait until the truck gets closer to the town before hijacking it for a much shorter trip. Don't worry if the truck gets destroyed, the prisoner will follow you into any vehicle.

Mission 44 - No one stays behind (Mission for Aljaysh Dakersh Almawy)

Himil el-Emami sends you off on a mission to rescue some of his main troops who were attacked while on vacation at the Tripakan Inn & Hostel. One of the injured men is his favourite, so you must save him. Meet with the doctor working for Aljaysh doctor, to save the injured man. Take the ski-lift, use the grappling hook to get down the mountain to the doctor who's by his vehicle near the chalets below. Kill the soldiers who are troubling him and he'll get in whatever vehicle you're driving, and it's recommended to pick a good car which works good in the snow.
At this point you have two minutes to get down the slope to the resorts main gate. The path is fairly slippery and you will have Dakersh Army chasing you in Dakkaran G28, an armed patrol buggy, with a shooter in the croup. You can drive down the designated ski track, but you'll get there faster and easier if you try to drive almost straight to the target. There's a steep hill-side on the way, but you can drive down safely, if you go slowly here. You'll find huge fight and resistence from the Dakersh Army at the resort entrance. A group of Aljaysh soldiers are already engaged in a shoot-out with them. Up both staircases on either side of the main building are men with rocket launchers.
It's advised to kill them as soon as possible. There's also a officer from one of the Dakersh Demolition Team next to one Taamir sculptures. Stay in motion and keep the massive columns of the entrance between you and the rocket-launcher guys until you kill them. When the soldiers are dead, the doctor runs into the Ski Resort main-building and the mission ends.

Mission 45 - Four Glories, Four Bosses (Mission for the O.I.M)

You shall have enough points to start one more of the main O.I.M missions. Manuel Sanchéz has information on the four men who are staying at the Fourth Glory Palace hotel, explaining that they need to be killed, a Oontaz Dert Li Ng maoist-communist leader affiliated with the rebellious Aljaysh called Sukkuran Le-Ramani, a nationalist Electrumite who works with the 'criminal' Wiladat Jadida called Jhon Parker and Shinagawa Ranka-Tora, an ex-general of the Sunrisian Army, who deals with the ancient tribes and indigenous from Khawaja Mens, and a maoist FAS sympathizer called Sun Lee-Yin who's also working with Aljaysh. The mission takes place at, as said before, the Fourth Glory Palace hotel but the mission start is located at Ramasak village.
Each person is on a different tower and all of them can be taken out with some well placed C4s or fragmentation grenades, but you can kill them by guns normally. Every one of them has minions accompanying them, wielding SMGs, but they're nothing to worry about. Just don't let their firepower overwhelm you. Be sure to collect all the ammunition that you can, before moving on to each next roof.
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ImageFour Glories, Four Bosses - Kill Jhon Parker

Sakkuran will throw C4s at you. These are easily detected due to the sparks they give off. These C4s are a little different from the ones you can use. First, they give off a spark, and second, they explode a little differently, giving off more sparks. He's the easiest one to kill. Sun Lee-Yin will be a pretty similar to base, but instead of C4s, he'll launch missiles from his rocket launcher against you. Jhon Parker will drive the special minigun at the back of an almost-invencible Dakkaran U20, a heavy armoured personal carrier which has special armor, that, unlike the armor on all other ones, actually protects the person inside it. During the battle, Parker will constantly target you, but once Sanchéz shows up to attack Parker, he will attack Sanchéz instead. Use this opportunity to shoot at Parker. Repeat this several times until Parker dies. Do not try to sneak up on the Dakkaran U20, you'll face C4s everywhere in the car, ready to blow you up if you get too close. After beating him, Sanchez will land his helicopter above the Dakkaran U-20.
Shinagawa Ranka-Tora is the last man, but can only be dealt with after destroying his suite doors, as he has satellite laser-guided missiles which are focused at Federico's location after every few seconds, but the beam does not follow you around, so as long as you keep running around you will be safe. If you prefer, you can hide behind the stage Ranka-Tora appears. The missiles aren't programmed to be able to shoot back there and Ranka-Tora neither, then he will simply end up killing himself with his own missiles.
In the last cut-scene, after defeating the four bosses, they reveal that Oontaz Dert Li Ng, Electrum, the Sunrise Islands, as well as Quebec and Damukuni, have found Dakersh's secrets and they were very interesting about it, while the Payminians and Guayabalenses doesn't know nothing about it. Federico and Manuel decides to take a drink at Fourth Glory Palace's bar.
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Postby Brenecia » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:03 am

It was slipping away from them.
It wasn't just the result that was a kick in the teeth, but the opposition. Bluntly, it was Eastfield Lodge. They were a good team. But they didn't qualify for World Cups. They. Didn't. Do. That.
But if they held onto this victory, well... they probably had it in the bag.
It was simple, really. This was a mostly full-strength Brenecia side - they were missing Ophelia Lovelock and Ronan Bowditch through injury and Brandon Duguid through suspension - and they had to win. Raven Cullen had made absolutely no mistake in the pre-match talk (was she swaying now, in the technical area?), stating that they had to go out there swinging, and absolutely, absolutely not concede an early goal. That was the worst thing they could do!
Anyway, Ali Asif hit a far-post diagonal ball and Tirs Rathun slipped through Szukala to stab it past a wrong-footed Woodgate in the 7th minute.
See, that was what they called in the business a 'suboptimal start', and it had proven to be a suboptimal game from that point, Woodgate under the more pressure of the two goalkeepers. Brenecia had needed time to recover, and some last-ditch tackles from Scrivener, dirty work from Gryphon and saves from Woodgate had bailed them out, and they'd shakily re-entered the tunnel feeling lucky just to still be only 0-1 down... though, in all honesty, Trevelyan had taken a good chance from twelve yards and really should've done better than to drill it into the side netting.

It was spurning that chance and then doing nothing for the first 15 minutes of the second half which was probably why he was no longer on the pitch after an hour and Karena Foran was. But Foran's star - despite a stellar club record in Pasarga - was falling just as hard as Trevelyan's at international level. While Trevelyan's first touch, finishing and overall confidence appeared to have abandoned him of late, at least he was getting on the pitch - Foran had been leapfrogged by Bowditch ever since he'd started doing incredible things with Real Azuris. But Bowditch was out, and Trevelyan was gone. It was her time to shine.
And she knew she was good enough, was the thing! She backed herself to succeed here. True, Siddique was one of the better Eastfield defenders and had a fine match so far, but he was, at least, on a yellow card at the moment. Foran intended to make the most of it. She thought... yes, she imagined the dreamy runs she'd make... giving him hell, causing uncertainty as she nips between him and Towers (a teammate of Sander's, so he'd know where to put those passes, though she supposed Towers would know in turn what passes to expect). Yeah, she'd be ready for this. She filtered into the mass of shirts in the box, as Catherine Gryphon waited patiently to take a corner.
... Maybe she'd nutmeg the guy...
The corner swung in, and she drifted off - no marker followed her until, belatedly, some guy (Abdalla perhaps) swore and chased after her, left in her dirt, it was at a good height at the near post and she rose and flicked her neck and got the ball to nestle beautifully into the top corner, well away from Harvey's reach.
Alright, alright. It may not have been flashy.
But it'd do.
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Postby Spaam » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:41 am

It has long been known that there are other realms in the multiverse, places outside the multiple universes that hold the different versions of the planet most commonly known as Earth. The technology that allows people to travel between the universes is quite old and is as simple as flying a plane; travel by ships is possible, but not nearly as common, and land travel is almost unheardof. This has essentially created a world that is thousands of times bigger than each individual planet that it is comprised of. However, the other realms pose a completely different challenge. For these realms are not mere alternate yet interconnected universes brought closer by the invention of trans-universal travel, but entirely separate dimensions. And to travel between these realms, or in fact, between any realm and any alternate universe, is normally impossible.

Unless, of course, one is a deity. For long has it been known that gods and goddesses and other holy or unholy beings, whether corporeal or not in our usual universes, maintain that ability to travel between the realms. One of those realms has many names, depending on which of these hyper-powerful beings one actually worships - Valhalla, Olympus, Buffalo (though that particular being is known for their twisted sense of humour). Whatever it is called, it has become a meeting place for many deities, and can be imagined as a place of unending white and gold, with clouds forming the floors and giant greek columns holding up impossibly high and large roofs. Not that that is what it actually looks like, but most multiverse beings simply lack the cognitive ability to comprehend such a place, so replace it with an image from their dreams.

It is on one of these days, though again, not that time works the way that mortals think it does, but will do for the purpose of this exposition, that Margaret was walking through this place. Or something that will be described as walking for simplicity’s sake.

“Ho! Margaret! Wait up, will you?” A burly god, the god of meat pies or fattening foods that can be eaten at sporting venues or something or other, called out.

“Mike? I’m surprised you managed to drag yourself up here. It’s been, what, three zombie apocalypses?”

“Four, more like. You’re looking as vengeful as ever, Margaret old girl!”

“Why thank you. Have you put on some weight?”

“Well, these things happen when your believers won’t stop sacrificing whole pigs, but you know how much I love the crackling.”

“And it shows. What brings you out on this uneventful time-outside-of-mortally-comprehensible-time?”

“Meh, trying to get out more, recruit some more monarchies, all that what. But I had half hoped to bump into you, Maggie.”

“Me? Whatever for?”

“Well, some of the other sport-loving deities have been talking, and we were wondering what’s the go with this whole Spaam thing?”

“What ‘Spaam’ thing are you talking about?”

“Well, you know… a totally unranked nation on the cusp of qualifying for the World Cup, utterly unbeatable at home, crazy cults killing themselves in the mountains of it… that’s the sort of thing that is just ripe for gossip as you well know!”

A unbelievably beautiful and elegant goddess walks between Mike and Margaret, without so much of a bye or leave.

“Oi, Elune, you stuck up trollop, watch where you’re going!”

“There now, Maggie, no need to get worked up. That was eons ago.”

“Whatever. Spaam thing you say? Well, they’ve been quite nice with their worship and all that, and they had such a horrible time, with all those billions of people dying and such, that I thought they needed a little boost. Not like I’d ever let them actually win a World Cup or anything.”

“It just seems like you’re playing with ‘em a bit, though. First they have a chance, then they don’t, then they do. Why don’t you actually let them win? I mean, what was with that Eura match? A draw? That’s as good as a loss right now.”

“Oh, you know full well that I can’t just blatantly mess around with these mortals’ concepts of probability like that! It’s bad enough that I’ve given them such a good run, can’t actually let them beat a former world champion. At least not yet.”

“Nafllw’nafh y-hafh’drn nog nilgh’ri f’gnaiih n’ghft zhroor kadishtu!”

“Errr… what did Cthulhu say?”

“Don’t mind him, he’s drunk again. Anyway, perhaps you could take it easy on them, you know? Either don’t get their hopes up or actually give them a nice run to the end, instead of constantly building the tension and waiting until the last game.”

“You know full well that’s not my style, Mike!”

“Well, you could at least give me a hint to whether they’re gonna qualify or not? I have a bet going with Chell and the others…”

“Hah! You’ll just have to wait and see like everyone else. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go give some visions to that Queen Oruzaadov. Cheery pip!”

“Take care Maggie. HEY! GREG! COME HERE YOU WANKER, YOU OWE ME TWENTY BLOODY VIRGINS!”
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Another little something something which I’m working on while I coordinate my other storylines to better work with Anglatia’s own stories. Enjoy this one for now.
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Marco Danilo Tullio Zorzalo stared with his sky blue eyes into the dark gray eyes of Alisandra Vacek. The noted no-nonsense manager stared hard at the equally obstinate troubled young star player, who stared back equally hard. Neither seemed ready or even likely to budge from their positions, an accurate representation of Zorzalo’s relationship with Vacek and vice versa. Both had stuck to their respective guns when it came to training and tactics, and that had not seemed likely to change in the immediate future.

But today someone was going to have to give way because both their hardheadedness had served as a stumbling block to the progress of Sporting Club de Ceneisis Women’s Football Club as a team and as a title challenger in the Fleftic Ladies’ Premier League in the current season. And it wasn’t the person one would have expected to bend to the will of the other.

“Alisandra, let’s get a few things straight before we get to the meat of the matter,” Zorzalo said, breaking the silence that had settled between manager and player. “When Ceneisis signed you, we knew that we were taking a calculated risk. We knew of your reputation, your alcoholism, your drug intake, but still we brought you into the team. You want to know why? It’s because the club knows that you can be the final piece of the puzzle which will give this team the extra boost it needs to finally win the Ladies’ Premier League after thirteen years. We had been given the chance to land one of the best football players of your generation, and who were we to turn it down?

“We’re not here to talk about your alcoholism and your drugs,” Zorzalo continued. “We’ve been down that road and we already know what lies at the end of it: you crawl back into your bottle and I feel like I’m going to drop the biggest diamond in the world into the sea. The FDEA has become so used to your antics that they no longer bother testing you for drugs anymore. Everyone knows you’re drunk as a skunk and higher than Mount Everest when you step onto the pitch, but that’s when you play at your best, and we’ve come to accept that.

“Now this brings me to the meat of the matter,” Zorzalo said, surprised that Vacek had not interfered with his speech yet. Maybe change really was coming. “Your alcoholism and your drug habit have led you to miss a lot of practice sessions this season. And when you’re not drunk or high, you miss practices simply because you don’t like the way we do it. I’ve been told by a most reliable source that you consider the club’s training regimen inferior to the one you were used to doing back in Lane. Apparently you think you flourished at Lane and was at your best because there, you were a star and allowed to do as you please, whatever takes your fancy. But things are different over here, you’ve realized. Here you’re just another player in the grand scheme of things who must do as the others do. Do not interrupt, I am not finished!” Zorzalo shouted as Vacek made to open her mouth to protest. “Allison told me all about this. You told her that you don’t like training here because you have the best pitch vision of your generation or some such malarkey but you feel that these practice sessions don’t make the most use of your vision and make you feel like just another average player. Allison also told me that she had told you that you had better start pulling your weight in this team or else people will just see you as another overpaid kid who couldn’t be bothered to make full use of her God-given talents because she’s already being paid the king’s wages. Allison also told me that you don’t mind your half-siblings acting like you and acting out in your favor just because you’ve become a controversial figure back in your home country.

“I am not here to tell you to clean up your act,” Zorzalo repeated. “Instead, I am here to offer you a deal. You say you don’t like the way we make you train. Well, then, starting this week but for this week only depending on how things go, you will be allowed to train however you like. The rest of the team will continue their drills and exercises as planned, but you will have the freedom of the training ground to do whatever you please. Then, when we go to Rosenpfelblatz to play them in the league, I will let you move about the pitch wherever you like. The rest of the team will have their tactics and roles but you will be able to roam freely around the pitch doing whatever you want. Use that marvelous pitch vision of yours to your benefit and the team’s if you feel like it.

“The next part of this deal then rests on the outcome of the game against Rosenpfelblatz,” Zorzalo continued once he saw that he had Vacek’s full attention. “If we win against Rosen then you are free to do as you please during training and during games. Your drills are your own choice and your tactics are also of your own choice. However, you will have to sign a three-year contract extension and we will not entertain transfer offers for you for those three years. But, and this is a very big but, if we draw or lose against Rosen, you will train as the team trains and play as the team plays. However, this does mean that you have no obligation to extend your contract with us and you’re free to go wherever you want after the end of the season. But Christian Junior and Sive stay here. We will take care of you as we promised, but you will not be taking them to wherever you will end up if we lose or draw against Rosen. I see talent in your siblings, I really do, but perhaps they could do with a little time away from you and your, shall we say, baleful influence. They will need some proper guidance and training, and with you out of the way, theoretically, we think we can do that for them.

“So that’s the deal, Alisandra,” Zorzalo said to wrap up. “For one week, you do as you please. You will play as you please against Rosenpfelblatz. If we win, you get to keep doing what you want to do but you will have to stay here at least three more years, and you will not be available for transfer for those three years. But if we draw or lose next week, you have to do as we do, but you’re free to leave at the end of the season, but you will have to leave Junior and Sive behind. So, do we have a deal?” Zorzalo extended his hand across the table, crossing the divide between him and Vacek.

Alisandra Vacek considered the deal that she was now being offered. She looked like she was weighing the factors, the pros and cons of the deal carefully. Finally, just as Zorzalo was beginning to think that Vacek wouldn’t bite, she reached out and clasped her hand in his. “I’ll think about this,” she said simply.

“A wise decision, if I may say so,” Zorzalo said. “And might I say, a bit of a rarity with regards to you.” Zorzalo then leaned back in his chair and clasped his hands behind his head. “Now, at this point in the season we are basically out of the title race barring a catastrophic collapse from the likes of Arsenal and Rosenpfelblatz. Perhaps beating them at the Aeroflot Stadium will initiate Rosen’s collapse, but a man can only wish. There’s still everything to play for in the Women’s SFA Cup, though. We’re in the semis with a good matchup against the Valkyries. Do think about this deal, Alisandra, and give me a reply ASAP. It is a one-of-a-time deal, after all. It won’t come around ever again.”

Allie Vacek nodded her head at Zorzalo, knowing that the conversation had come to an end. She had come here wanting to ask something of Zorzalo and she had come away with an offer to do what she wanted so long as Ceneisis won against Rosenpfelblatz. Allie was sure that she could do that so long as she finally got the freedom to go around the pitch wherever she wanted so she was confident that she was finally going to be able to achieve the same triumphs in Lane. But in the admittedly small but still worrying chance that Ceneisis would draw or lose against Rosen… well, she never really liked Abanhfleft anyway. It’s not working out to be the big-money move she was expecting it to be. But Junior and Sive, who was going to take care of them when she moved away from this place? She can’t trust her own father to do that, nor the staff members of Ceneisis. That was one of the things keeping her from accepting the deal already. She could deal with moving away from Ceneisis at the end of the season if things didn’t go her way. But it was her half-siblings she was really worried about.

As Allie stepped out of the door to Zorzalo’s office, she didn’t notice the person leaning on the wall next to her. “So, did you accept the deal?” Allison “Sonny” Torres asked as Allie went out.

“Jesus, Sonny, you scared me!” Allie exclaimed. “And how did you know about--?”

“Yeah, I know about the deal, all right,” Sonny replied, pushing herself away from the wall and walking with Allie. “Tullio ran it past me before he called you over for the talk. He wants my opinion about it and how I think you’re going to take it. So, what do you say about the terms and conditions? Are you going to take it?”

“I don’t know yet, Sonny,” Allie replied truthfully. “I’m not too sure of it, to be honest.”

“Oh, don’t be so hard on yourself!” Sonny said. “It’s win-win for you! If we win then you get to do whatever you want! If we draw or lose, well, you get to leave at the end of the season to wherever you think you’ll flourish like you did back in Lane. You should probably realize by now that this is your last chance here in Ceneisis. Tullio’s just about had enough with dealing with your shit that the only option he thinks is available to him to salvage the situation is to give you this deal. He’s finally bending to your will, at least for the week leading up to the game against Rosenpfelblatz. You already know what happens if we win or lose.”

“Yes, I know all that,” Allie assured her, “but there’s something that’s just bothering me from this whole thing, something that’s keeping me from taking it and being glad for it. It’s about the part where we lose the game. Now I’m telling you that losing to Rosen is a remote possibility if you let me do what I want on the pitch but, like everyone in this country keeps saying, it’s football, and there’s still a possibility that we will lose. If we lose, I have to leave at the end of the season because I obviously won’t fit in or be able to adjust any more to this place. Tullio told me that I can leave but my siblings have to stay, for their own sake, he told me.”

“Christian Junior and Sive?” Sonny asked. “He didn’t mention that part to me.”

“Probably because he didn’t want you slipping up and telling me about it,” Allie muttered. “Look, don’t get me wrong. I love my family even though my dad only appeared after my mom died and because he was looking for handouts now that I’m rich. But I care about Sive and Junior. I gave them a chance to grow up better than I did, but what’s going to happen to them if I leave this country for someplace else? What then?”

“Don’t you trust us to take care of your siblings?” Sonny asked back. “Yes, right now, they’re acting out, but they’re just misguided. Speaking of misguided, I saw what Sive did to that reporter before the game against Turori. This is rapidly getting out of hand. You may think it cool that your sister’s standing up for you like that, but we here think that it’s just plain irresponsible. She’s already been suspended by the club without pay. It’s just an academy contract, sure, but it’s still what, at least two months without the minimum five hundred bucks. If you won’t talk to them about their behavior then someone else has to. Maybe some time away from you would be a good thing for them? Anyway, think about this deal. It’s the best one you’re going to get from Tullio ever. And while you’re thinking about it, I suggest we go back to training. Or should I say I should get back to training, and you’re free to do whatever you want so long as you’re here. You don’t even have to come on time for practice now, although now that you’ve been given the freedom of the pitch, I suspect that you’re going to begin coming in on time once again. What’s the worst that can happen, huh? We lose more ground in a title race which we were never really part of since day one. At this point, we’re not even outside favorites anymore, just a way for the people who like betting to burn their money. But like I said, it’s the best deal you’re ever gonna get. Better accept it before it slips away, never to return.”

“I already told you, I’ll think about it,” Allie said, a little more forcefully this time.

“I’m sure you will,” Sonny said before leaving for drills with the rest of the team with a parting pat on the back for Allie.

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WORLD CUP 77 QUALIFIERS: ABANHFLEFT VS HAZARD NATION

By Malik Qazizadah

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Abanhfleft's Kareem Dagen and Tristan Lee celebrate Dagen's hat trick against Hazard Nation. (Courtesy of Crescent News Network Sports Channel/Andros Tasasa)

LOTHARSTADT, XEMLICE - A hat trick from Kareem Dagen saw Abanhfleft qualify for the 77th World Cup after a decisive win over Hazard Nation.

An early defensive mistake leading to a demoralizing own goal had cost Abanhfleft two points in the reverse fixture earlier in the season but this time it was Abanhfleft who struck first courtesy of Dagen's clever flicked header, and the hosts never looked back after that.

Vitaly Zima slammed home the Revolutionaries' second before Tanaka Okamoto accidentally chipped Maksim Varamoninov while defending a corner, but Dagen restored Abanhfleft's two-goal advantage with a devious nutmeg of the Hazard Nation keeper.

Rory Edwards then made sure of the result with a strong header from Okamoto's corner kick, but substitute Horace Popov netted into the wrong goal once again to keep Fleftic fans at the edge of their seats before Dagen struck from long range to cap off an impressive performance and bring home a deserved match ball.

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Abanhfleft manager Ranulph Bustamante: Calm and composed performance sees team through

Abanhfleft manager Ranulph Bustamante: "This performance was much more calm and composed than the one we had in the reverse fixture, and I like to think that that's what's seen us through to the World Cup once again. Mathematically, we're assured of going through but of course we want more. We've got first place now after a few slipups from Nephara. What I said at the start of the second half of the qualifiers still rings true though. We cannot afford to drop any points at this stage of the competition. Sure, we may be mathematically through now. We can lose every game after this and still go through, but of course we don't want that. What we want is to keep hold of top spot and make sure we've got a good thing going for us when we finally go back to the World Cup."

Abanhfleft will play host once again, this time to the Republic of Kaboomlandia at the Monsanto Stadium in Releinthi for the next match in the World Cup 77 qualifiers.

           ABANHFLEFT 5 - 2 HAZARD NATION
DAGEN (13', 35', 86') OKAMOTO (32' og)
V. ZIMA (27') POPOV (80' og)
R. EDWARDS (65')
ABANHFLEFT
GK: 1 Varamoninov
RB: 2 Afolayan (Popov - 75')
RCB: 4 L. Edwards
LCB: 5 Owobowale
LB: 3 Ogigayatsu
RM: 20 Okamoto
CM: 7 Zolnerov
LM: 6 Marilungo (Behrendt - 60')
CAM: 10 R. Edwards
RS: 21 V. Zima (Lee - 75')
LS: 11 Dagen

MATCH STATISTICS
Possession

Abanhfleft: 69%
Hazard Nation: 31%
Shots
Abanhfleft: 22 (11 on target)
Hazard Nation: 7 (4 on target)
Corners
Abanhfleft: 10
Hazard Nation: 3
Fouls
Abanhfleft: 12
Hazard Nation: 17
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Postby Sulsuland » Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:06 am

Welcome back to channel 7 news! For some reason, we're back here with Sulsu despite how abismal the interview with him went last time, but we're gonna try this anyway.

Sulsu, mathematically, it is impossible for you to advance in the games, but you still have a slight chance at getting into the Cup of Harmony, would you and your team like to participate in it?

"WHY cuP hAvE hArD hOnEY iN IT? HOneY tasTe bEttER NoT HaRD. CAn bE cUP of fisH InSTeaD?"

That's... not... nevermind. Are you are your team at least having fun in these last few games?

"SulSU GeT LOts Of papEr SeNT tO hIm, PeOplE saY IT 'fAN mAil'. SulSU cONFused, pApeR iS NOt a Fan oR a Boy. sulSU nO CaRe, SulSu USe To kEEp FiRe waRm fOR fiSh."

That didn't answer my question but who really cares anymore. Do you even know how you've managed to embarrass some of these top teir teams you've played against?

"SulSU dOnE tAlKinG. NO comE BAck To suLsu."

*the camera goes out as Sulsu suddenly pulls out a large bone from seemingly nowhere and hit the camera*

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Postby Anglatia » Wed Feb 22, 2017 10:46 am

Hustlers United

Chapter Thirteen: Zero To One Hundred


At the national team dinner, everyone immediately took note that Allie Vacek had showed up with a guest. What some of the players didn’t realize, however, was that this guest was a member of the team who had been called up to replace Lily Cress. A few of them recognized him as a player, but didn’t know that his name was Jace Votto or that he played in Nordskania. They just knew him as another unknown who Yanick Martins was putting his faith in. He’d always leaned on youth, so that wasn’t surprising. Like Jace had predicted when he asked Allie to show him around and introduce him to the rest of the team, having her at his side did wonders for making others take note of him. The female players especially had their eyes on him, though Allie wasn’t sure how much of that was because Jace was with her and how much of it was because he was just good looking.

She’d wondered if Jace was the type of person who had good looks but couldn’t back that up with personality, but he turned out to be pretty fun to hang around, too. He was humorous, more insightful than he looked, and everyone was fascinated by the fact that he was from Nordskania and not Anglatia. His Imperial parents made it possible for him to play for Anglatia, but his Nordskanian background gave him interesting experiences, including firsthand experience with the war that the players had talked about with each other for so long. He’d played in Kurovo, one of the border cities, and the players had been interested in hearing about how he was affected by the initial Nordskanian revolution and the following war with Pridnestrovia.

Jace was sitting with her at one of the smaller tables in the dining room, and while he had initially been reluctant to sit at the edge of the room instead of the big table where the majority of players were, Allie told him to just do it and wait. At first, they were the only ones there, but before dinner was served, the small table at the edge of the room filled up. Emily Hakkarainen and Jenna Santana came over quickly as well as Zahara Santana and team psychologist Mia Gura, who knew Jace from FK National. From what Allie could tell, Zahara was visibly pissed that Jenna had moved first and gotten the seat directly next to Jace, while she was stuck sitting across from him. Hakkarainen and Gura were next to Zahara, and the one empty seat left at the table was filled by Sive Vacek, who wanted to see what the big deal about this guy was.

“I’m honored by all this attention,” Jace said, midway through dinner. “Really. I have to thank Allie for this, after I asked her to introduce me to the rest of the team. I thought she’d show me around a bit, maybe bring me over to her friends, but she had this brilliant idea to sit down in the corner of the room at an empty table. I asked her what she was doing and she just told me to wait, and you all appeared here as if by magic. I would never have thought to do this, but Allie here is an expert at playing the popularity game, and I have to thank her for helping me out. I’ve gotta say, the best part of being a member of this national team so far has been hanging around you wonderful ladies this evening.”

There were chuckles throughout the table, and now, Allie was almost feeling a bit annoyed that she had done this instead of keeping Jace to herself. She didn’t realize that she would find herself this jealous because of someone she had just met. But as the other girls chatted up this new player and tried to find out more about his past and his road to the national team, she realized that she definitely wanted to try to win his attention and see where it went. Even though she knew she had other relationships to balance, that doing this might hurt. “So Jace, which one of us have you liked hanging out with the most?” she asked, to try and see how close she was to being at the top of that list.

Jace responded with a chuckle, taking a moment to consider that. “That’s hard to answer, because you’ve all been fun to be around. I think Emily has been the one I’ve liked being around the most, however,” he said, to the surprise of just about everyone at the table. Emily Hakkarainen had a reputation for being calm and quiet, and she didn’t have Sive’s sense of humor or Zahara’s charisma, or Jenna’s plucky charm. However, Jace seemed to like her company because her personality balanced his out. He was more outgoing, and she was more observant and quiet, with a dry sense of humor that was typical for an Upper Valerian. “Not that the rest of you haven’t been fun to be around, though! Can I just say that I like you all?”

“Allie was hoping that you were going to say that you like her,” Sive snickered, chuckling as she made her half-sister’s face turn red. “The look on her face tells me that I’m right. She’s head over heels for you, if you couldn’t tell-”

“Sive, shut the hell up,” Allie said, cutting her off before she could cause her even more embarrassment. Her face was still red, and both Jenna and Zahara were sizing her up as if they were checking out their competition. “Anyway, I’m glad that you’re having fun here. Let’s just say that your entry into the national team was much smoother than mine. When I first showed up here, I didn’t really have friends on the team other than the few youth players who came up at the same time with me. You don’t seem to have any trouble making friends.”

“Oh? I’ll give you some tips, later. I wouldn’t know that you had a hard time making friends based on what I’ve seen tonight. I thought that was kind of your forte?” asked Jace, sounding genuinely interested.

“Nah, being popular is my forte. Having friends has nothing to do with it,” Allie stated, with a bitter laugh. She’d said it humorously, but it was clear that she was legitimately bitter about the fact that she didn’t have an easy time keeping friends around even if she could easily find fame and popularity. She was happy, though, that Jace was willing to give her advice. He seemed like he really cared about helping her, and that made her blush a little bit more. Even if Jace preferred Emily’s company more, there was a definite connection forming between them. That connection, surprisingly, would be one of the things that decided if the Explorers could survive and advance through this qualifying cycle.

=====

Turori was always going to be a challenging match. The nation had beat Anglatia at home earlier in the cycle, and the country that was frequently associated with them, Vilita, had a record against the Explorers that was too good for comfort. That record included wins that kept Anglatia out of the last World Cup, and a Cup of Harmony elimination in the semifinals that ended Imperial hopes of making a cinderella run to the final. There was a disdain for Vilita because of that, and by extension, one for Turori. So naturally, when the teams met again in the second leg of their qualifying series, it would be a high pressure match for the Empire. The Imperial fans demanded a result, even though the match was on the road.

There was a need, they said, to avenge the loss at home. But now, it was eighty eight minutes into the match and there were no goals from either side. The match had been cagey, with both teams being defensively sound, and there had been plenty of fouls on the Imperial side to keep their opponents from scoring. Instead of playing high and pressing and starting counter attacks, the Imperial defense was playing a cynical and slower game and waiting for the opposition to come to them before compressing into the box and stopping the ball from coming any further.

Even though they were defending well, it didn’t look like the Explorers would get anything more than a goalless draw. Epsecially after they dropped down to ten players when Zahara Santana performed another studs up flying tackle, that hit Tarek Edgeli in the chest. She was shown a straight red card for that, and the Imperial players were furious. “I’m entitled to go for the same space that he’s going for,” she pleaded with the referee, pointing and gesturing to show that the two of them had been chasing a volley and had both been running to the same spot before Zahara went in the air to try to beat her opponent to it. “I had my studs up but he ran straight into them, the rules don’t say that I have to move my studs if he’s going to run right into them. That’s not even a foul, ref…”

The referee didn’t want to hear any of that. “For fuck’s sake,” Allie sighed, throwing her arms up in the air as Zahara argued a bit more and then started walking to the tunnel for an early bath. The Imperial players looked to the sideline, where Yanick Martins was standing and signaling their tactical changes now that they were down to ten players. Surprisingly, he was waving them forward. Telling them to roll with the attacking game plan that they would usually use against weaker sides, the one where they played the high line and pressed the ball as soon as it crossed the halfway line. That strategy was risky against big teams, but Yanick was realizing that they desperately needed a win and he was going with the tactical style that had a chance of giving them that result, and not a draw.

The match started up again, and the Explorers shifted into their new attacking tactic. Allie moved up from her false ten position and returned to the role of a high playing inside forward who could cut inside from the edge or pass from close range to others within the box. Jace was up front, but instead of moving higher like she had, he dropped deeper and played as a center fielder who was lurking around and waiting for the ball to come to his feet so he could score a poacher’s goal. The Explorers got the attack running as soon as they switched formations, and they began to look more promising.

Going into extra time, Allie knew that they were running out of precious minutes to get the goal. She decided that she had to do this herself, and made a run down the wing before stopping on an angle and sizing up the fullback. He was unsure about going in at her because he knew how shifty she was, but he also didn’t want to back up and give her the space to cut to the inside or to the outside for a cross. Defending Allie Vacek was always this hard, because of the amount of things she could do with the ball. And the fullback took too long to decide what to do, and Allie charged at him with all of the force that she could manage.

She was only five foot nine, and while that was four inches taller than what she had been in high school, she wasn’t going to beat anyone through her physicality. But the force with which she exploded out of her stance over the ball with had surprised her opponent into backpedaling, as if she was actually a threat to push him out of his own defensive stance. Her first two steps forced him back, and her third step angled her right shoulder to shield the ball as she ran towards the inside while supporting runs were setting up. Marco Saint Paul was coming forward. So were Hakki Ojala and Zahara Santana.

If Allie could get the ball into the box, at least one of them would have good position to compete for it and knock it down for a shot or a dangerous pass. With the fullback still lunging towards her to get the ball, Allie completely turned her body to shield it before using the lower inside part of her right foot to knock the ball to the side in a high and slow moving cross. There was little spin on the ball, making the path of it easy to judge for Hakki Ojala, and he jumped up along with the Turorian central defender to attempt to win the aerial battle for it. That aerial duel wasn’t one that he was going to lose outright, with his big size, but it wasn’t one that he was going to win outright either.

The ball was knocked outwards by Hakki, who made contact with it using his head despite the defender also deflecting it. The ball spun wildly and went towards the central area outside the box, and that was where Jace Votto came into things. The young Nordskanian center forward surged up the pitch with reckless abandon that had never been seen from an Imperial national team center fielder before. His size was small, but he ran with enough power to make up the ground quickly, and the ball took one bounce before he used his shin to trap it and let it drop to the area in front of him. Jace was standing exactly twenty yards out from the net, and at this point, he had multiple options. He could pass the ball back to Allie for another cross into the box, he could drive towards the inside of the box for better positioning for a shot, he could send the ball inside to Marco and hope the tall midfielder could win the aerial duel, or he could take a shot for himself right here and trust in his skill at right footed shots.

It felt like time slowed down. Jace could pick out many small details that he hadn’t noticed before, as his perception of everything around him shifted while he thought about his decision. He spotted the defenders and their positioning and judged their exact distances from him, and figured out how he would have to angle a shot to keep it from being deflected off of one of them. He could hear the shouts of the traveling Imperial fans, and the murmurs from the Turorian fans that realized that they might just see their home team get stunned. He could also hear Allie screaming at the top of her lungs for Marco and Zahara to clear out to make room for him to make a run inside.

Now, it was time to make a decision. Jace took one feint step to the left before returning to his original stance, and judging the movements of the defenders. The fans were still screaming, his teammates were still making runs, but he drowned out all of the distractions and focused on two things, the ball and the goal. He pulled back and shot from the spot where he was standing, putting just the right amount of spin on the ball that it would curve outside before swinging back towards the inside at speed, and at an angle that was hard to judge. At first, it looked like the shot would go wide or go into the corner by a small margin, but as if it was by magic, the ball curved back inside sharply and went in behind the keeper.

There were a few seconds of stunned silence from the players and fans, and then the away section erupted into celebration, and the home fans could be heard all gasping in shock in one moment. With that one goal, Jace Votto had went from being a fringe player who most of the fans wouldn’t recognize without doing some research on him to someone who would be one of their most known names by the next morning. The Imperial press would soon believe that they had found the team’s future striker, because of the performance that he put on versus Turori. And it all seemed to be because of the chemistry that the team’s three biggest wonderkids, Allie Vacek, Votto, and Hakki Ojala, had together. That goal could represent the start of a new era, if they had indeed found their future striker.

Before Jace could do much of his own celebrating, he was crowded by Saint Paul and Santana and Allie. Allie jumped towards him in the celebration, and he lifted her up off of the ground in a surprising feat of strength. When he let her down, she embraced him in a hug as the others crowded around him too. This was the most attention he’d had on him in his entire life, and it felt damn good. When they broke the group hug, he ran over to the bench and made sure to high five every player that was there. In the meantime, the atmosphere in the stadium had completely changed. Anglatia had stolen a win from Turori, and everyone in the ground realized that, including the supporters of the other side.

Now, the challenge would be carrying the good form over into the closing stretch of matches.

=====

The away locker room was filled with a different energy when the players returned, than it had been filled with when they left to play the match. Now, they realized that they were still in this qualifying race for sure, and running the table wasn’t an insane prospect. The players were finally buying into Redvali manager Yanick Martins too, and they were realizing that his experience with FC Maris was more valuable than they had thought initially. Managing a huge club in the past had made him good with player psychology, and that was exactly the kind of manager that could help Anglatia right now. And as they returned to the locker room, Yanick had something else to tell the team after his post match speech.

“Everyone, you may have noticed that there was an extra member of the coaching staff when we entered this locker room,” he said, addressing the players that were sitting and standing around the small room. “You also know that Cedric Cress was dismissed from his position before we left for this country. Well, we’ve brought in his replacement, and our interim assistant manager. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for you to meet Indah Nystrom. She was a star central defender for many years with the Hunsen Loggers, playing almost for her entire career for them, so some of you may recognize her. But now, Indah is going to serve as our interim assistant until the search for a full time one is completed.”

“I’d like to think that my experience as a player gives me a good perspective to help you all out,” Indah stated, and it was odd seeing her wearing the white jackets that the staff members wore. The Valerian players recognized her as a player, but not as a coach. “Our defending could use some improvement, too, and I’m happy to say that I’m going to be specializing in that as well as player psychology. I don’t know how long I’m going to be here, but I’m committed to giving my all while I’m working in this role, and I may have a role on the staff as a coach in the future, even after a full time assistant is found.”

“It’s great to see you here, Indah,” said Allie, recognizing her from her playing days with Hunsen. “I’m sure you’ll do great, I know you were always one of the better defenders in Valeria. If you can fix this defense, then I think you’d be the one to deserve the full time job, also. Sometimes we’re lights out on that end, and other times we let poor teams put three or four behind us. I’m happy to have a defensive specialist to help with that.”

After the announcement, the players showered and changed into their street clothes to get ready for the post match press conference. Or at least, they had been getting ready for the post match press conference until word came to the rest of the players that something had gone wrong. Allie had been speaking with Jace as that happened. “So, where are you going to go between matches? You going to head back to FK National, or do you have somewhere else where you’re staying?” she asked, wondering about the possibility of visiting him.

“My contract is just about up with FKN, and I don’t think I’m going to resign, with the league suspended and all,” shrugged Jace. “I’ve been staying in Lane and training with the Lane Jets, your old team. They open up their training complexes to pro players, so I’ve spent a lot of time there since knowing I had a chance to get into the national team-”

“Wait, you train with Lane? You should have told me that! There’s so many people there that I need to check up on. Did you see Alicia Atlee while you were there? She’s kind of my apprentice. I taught her everything she knows, and now she’s running the midfield by herself,” said Allie, a smile spreading across her face.

“Yeah, I talked with her a bit and trained against her. She does play a lot like you, to be honest. Sometimes I couldn’t tell the difference between the way that you attack defenders with your dribbles and the way that she does it,” chuckled Jace, but then there was a shout from the showers and some commotion as a couple of players stepped out into the locker room. “What the hell happened in there?” Jace shouted, as Blaze Chrzanowska and Hector Grier emerged from the showers, looking like they had rushed out without even drying off. They were both only wearing towels, and they were soaking wet.

“Somebody jumped Emily Hakkarainen while she was showering,” Blaze stated, glancing back into the other room. “They threw a pillowcase over her head and tried to beat her up, because they thought everyone else was out of the showers already. I heard the commotion, and Hector did too, but whoever went after her is gone now. They left out of the other door, and now Emily is bleeding pretty badly. I think she fought back and they pulled out a shank, because there’s a weapon like that lying on the floor in there. She doesn’t know who it is that did this.”

“Jesus Christ…” muttered Allie, running a hand through her hair. “I know exactly what this is about. Earlier, all the other female players were jealous because Jace said that he liked hanging out with Emily more than them. I guess somebody wanted to send a hands off message to her, and they escalated it when she actually fought back… I know Jenna and Zahara were jealous, and my half-sister was jealous too. But I really doubt that she would do something like this… Jenna and Zahara both aren’t here, which would make them suspects, but half the team is already in the press conference or on the bus, so that doesn’t mean they did it.”

She looked around the room to see who was missing, and then her eyes settled on Blaze. She briefly wondered if her best friend had went after Emily and then claimed to be the one to find out that there was trouble, but she quickly dismissed that thought. And then she realized that Sive wasn’t anywhere to be seen with the players or with their family members, and she wondered if her sister had finally lashed out and done something truly bad. If this was her doing, she couldn't spin it as sticking up for Allie. She took out her phone and called Sive, but the call went to voicemail after a bunch of rings. “I know exactly who the suspects are,” remarked Allie. “I’m going to get to the bottom of this. In the meantime… Someone better check on Emily. Who knew that if we brought one really good looking guy into the squad, everyone would be so quick to backstab each other?”
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Postby Taeshan » Wed Feb 22, 2017 11:38 am

"If only we had beaten Lanzo at home we wouldn't have as much of a problem."

"Yeah 5 points down, in third, with 4 games to go is slightly better than 7 with 4 to go."

"Yeah and if Red Blackiland had dropped points in EEC today we would be looking at 4 points."

"yeah would have been great."

"Funnily enough 14 games in and we finally scored multiple goals in a game."

"Yeah, if not we would be even more out."

"Now at least we can look for a third place finish which would boost everyone going forward."

"Still not a qualification."

"Yeah but we can definitely look to success next time around."

"Yes, really close to a success."

"Better than I thought we would do if we can pull off third place."

"We'll see."

"Yep."
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Postby Qasden » Wed Feb 22, 2017 12:09 pm

20:45•Tuesday•Swangard, Valladares—

The QAFA president stood appalled in pure disbelief. The field became inundated with vicious jeers of the home team enthusiasts. Valladares 4-5 Qasden, the scoreboard had read. The president felt there was nothing better to do than to immediately call Häther. Meanwhile in Qasden, the prime minister had decided not to watch the second half, seeing it was already 2-0 in favor of the top dogs. As he sat, writing his usual reports and ideas, his phone rings.

Hello?
Rees, it's Zachary. Have you seen the game?
N-no. I switched channels after the 2-0 deficit.
Turn it back on.

Rees switched the channel from the Winter Universaide in Kosovakia to the match in Valladares where he was met with the face of a prideful coach Merritt alongside a QADAN reporter.

Coach Merritt, you just led the team to a 5-4 victory over Valladares, the highest-ranked opponent we've ever played in the World Cup, in Swangard! You must feel amazing after what your team has accomplished.
Oh mince, you wouldn't believe how heart-pounding this match was for me! The whole team played really well, Darsten making his classic hat trick to break the draw, I feel like we're ready for anything thrown at us!
Coach, your next game is against Faustii in Taxson. How do you feel heading into a game against a team that has defeated you before?
Oh, you know last time was just a little slip up. But since then, we've overcome so many opponents and strengthened so much, as you can see from this game *chuckles*. But we're not letting them off so easy this time. Now they get to play in Qasden, surrounded by the masses of our great and amazing fans. I can't wait to bring them 3 more points in Taxson.
Alright coach. Well, we've gotta get back to the studio. Thank you so much and congratulations on your win today! Daryl, back to you.

Rees had stopped breathing. It was truly a shock. One of the largest surprises he has ever seen occur.

They...won?!
Heck yeah they did! That's gonna definitely keep us in the race!
But what about Tumbra and Amnarei-asud?
If Sols told me correctly, Amnarei-asud won their match while Tumbra drawer theirs, so we're still in fifth, but not by that much anymore.
I see...

Zachary had finally let the joy overcome him, as did Rees. This was truly one of the greatest moments of their lives.

We might actually qualify for the World Cup!
Maybe. Perhaps I should just stay in my office during the away games!
That probably explains it *laughs*.
So, I suppose I'll meet you in Taxson tomorrow then?
You betcha. Cheers, minister!
Good night, president.
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Postby Abristan » Wed Feb 22, 2017 12:32 pm

Abristan Express


Abristan up and down after elimination
by Frank Fitzenbuchen

Matchday 13
Abristan 2 - 0 Kinzenland
Goals: Jaginho 25, El Abassi 65
Matchday 14
Abristan 3 - 5 Ceni
Goals: Jaginho 8, 24, Vancura 77


Abristan have had what could be called a mixed last couple of days, with a loss and a win in their last 2 games. The win came against a weak Kinzenland side, who Abristan had previously beaten 2-0 at home in Abristan. This time they were away, in the daunting atmosphere of the hostile away stadium in Kinzenland. However the team did not let this faze them, and they picked up a solid 3 points with a decent performance, which included goals from star midfielder Jaginho and in-from striker Saabiq El Abassi. While it was a game against a very unexceptional opponent it demostrated the teams ability to pick up points against weaker sides, which in major tournaments can be the difference between elimination or progression.

Their second game would be against world football giants Ceni, ranked 13th in the world, who before the game sat in 2nd place in Group 13 behind a dominant Starblaydia side. Ceni however could still top the group, if they beat Starblaydia in their next encounter, or if Starblaydia get complacent and go off the boil in their last couple of games. Abristan would show great promise in this game, putting 3 goals past a side expected to destroy them. In fact betting 1 denarius on Abristan to win would earn you 14,000 denarii if they won. It was just a shame that Ceni put 5 past Byala-Dwyer in the Abristani goal. The back four of Abristan just couldn't contain the attacking momentum brought by the far more experienced and admittedly more skilled Ceni side.

Jaginho picked up 2 more goals for his country, which makes him the favourite to pick up the Abristan FA's player of the tournament award, although Saabiq El Abassi is in close pursuit. After this game Abristan find themselves back in 8th place in their group, but they should pick up a few more wins in the upcoming games which will hopefully see them leapfrog Verceola and possibly The Sarian.

Group 13 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Schottia 14 13 1 0 46 13 +33 40
2 Ceni 14 12 2 0 46 14 +32 38
3 Starblaydia 14 10 1 3 23 10 +13 31
4 Kalumba 14 6 2 6 34 32 +2 20 E
5 Nuevo Caracas 14 5 4 5 21 22 −1 19 E
6 The Sarian 14 5 2 7 18 28 −10 17 E
7 Verceola 14 4 3 7 16 23 −7 15 E
8 Abristan 14 4 2 8 19 28 −9 14 E
9 Kinzenland 14 1 2 11 12 30 −18 5 E
10 Huri de Wintre 14 0 1 13 4 39 −35 1 E
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Postby Schottia » Wed Feb 22, 2017 12:38 pm

The Art of Sneaking

Part fourteen.

The comeback


What was he doing on the bench? Schottia must have been scraping the barrel if Gary was in the final twenty-three. He had actually started to even enjoy the little trips back to Schottia, to train with the other players. No one seemed to expect anything of him; he could catch up on some sleep, and sit in the hotel room reading. No expectation, sleeping, and reading - did life get any better than that? Gary sincerely doubted it. As it were, however, he now found himself sitting in the dugout at Harbour Hill Stadium, enduring 90 minutes of football.

It wasn't so much the match he couldn't bear - although that was bad enough - it was getting to the stadium, the getting dressed, sitting through the team talk, shaking hands with people, engaging with other human beings... If it weren't for the fact that it was bloody freezing, he would have probably fallen asleep in the dugout. There was a clock opposite him, atop the west stand, and Gary's eyes barely left it. Eleven minutes to go - then at least he could start to think about his cosy hotel room.

If you were to push him for an answer, Gary would have said Schottia were most likely winning. He seemed to remember both sides scoring at some point though. Verceola, it turned out, were plucky young side, even though going by their roster, they appeared to be semi-pros and amateurs. Judging from the snippets of the Gary had watched, they seemed to be digging deep and giving as good as they got. That was to be expected though, as you rarely got an easy game against a side from Atlantian Oceania.

Gary missed Darren Hanlon; one of the few players he had connected with during his time in the Schottia side. He had enquired after him at the start of the campaign; however the coach, Judy Scott, had told him that Hanlon hadn't made the cut. Gary had offered to give him his place, but she had informed him that it didn't work like that. Hanlon was never the most interesting guy to talk to, but there was straightforward honesty to him that Gary liked. Most likely the decline in fortunes of Semarlandic football, post LigAnaia North, had contributed him being overlooked. He was a good centre back, and Gary would always remember their run to the quarterfinal of the Olympics, with Hanlon the captain, as one of his few fond memories in the sport.

Claire, Claire Hanson. She was on maternity leave at least. Must have been ready to pop, or maybe she'd even had the baby - her second, bloody hell. Everyone was getting older, everyone was settling down. Gary couldn't imagine ever settling down, not like that anyway. There was nothing wrong with that though, no nothing wrong at all. His penchant for ruining everything wouldn't translate well to family life. At least right now, the only life he had destroyed was his own. Well... was that really true? He certainly hadn't made Chloe or Claire's lives any easier, but to say that he had ruined them would be a stretch.

'Gary... Gary...' He looked up, realising that he had been in another world. Hs eyes were glazy from coming out of a comfortable stare. It took him a second to locate the source of the noise.

'Oh, hey Joey.' Joey Bia, a former teammate of his from his Port Sebastian days. No mater how old the poor guys got, Gary would never stop thinking of him as a little kid. Back when they had won the SPL title in.... two thousand and something... Joey had just been sixteen. He was a good guy actually, extremely hard to dislike. He and his family had fled from Dahamy when he was a child and settled in Schottia. Even when he first met him, Joey had had more of a worldliness about him that Gary had now. Such an intelligent, good natured young footballer, must have been pushing thirty himself now though, surely..?

'Gary!' He opened his eyes wide, nodding firmly in the direction of the touchline.

Oh no, what had he done now. Gary turned to face the assistant manager, Colin Donaldson, who was stood with Lionel Mah at the edge of the technical area. He pointed with a shaky finger to his own chest, mouthing 'me' as if he had been selected at random for execution. 'me...'

'Yes, you.' Donaldson looked cross. 'We're throwing you on for the last five minutes, take a jog down corner flag and back, and have a stretch off.'

Gary was frozen with fear, as he felt like he was staring down the barrel of a gun. He couldn't go on the pitch, he wasn't in the right mindset, he'd been busy thinking about something completely different. There was no way in hell he was in any state to play international football. Eventually the spell was broken and he managed to shake his head; his eyes imploring Donaldson to pick someone else.

'Now!' His assistant manager mouthed back him, casting a glance over his shoulder towards Lionel Mah to check he wasn't watching. Donaldson pointed in the direction in which he would like him to move. They were all most likely on camera somewhere - not to mention the fact that they were sat before a crowd of fifty-odd thousand. There was a deliberate attempt from Donaldson to avoid any embarrassment.

'Go on Gary,' Joey Bia placed a supportive hand on his shoulder. 'You're on. Up and at 'em.' It was a stand off. What would happen if Gary just refused, would it make the papers, would the video go viral? There had to be at least some chance of that. Would he let the side down more by refusing to play, or by going onto the pitch and playing his usual drivel?

Eventually he felt a hand on his arm, as a figure moved from behind him, pulling him from his seat. Gary looked up. It was the man, he was back? Standing there in his cheep suede jacket and jeans, he placed a hand behind Gary's back and kept on pushing. 'Don't say a word.' He muttered. 'Just keep jogging, you'll get through this.'

Gary looked at him, his mouth hanging open with the expression of someone who had just been dragged from their bed in the middle of the night.

'Sshhh...' The man said as he jogged along side him, down towards the corner flag.

'Are you back then?' Gary whispered out the corner of his mouth, not sure if he wanted the answer to be yes or no.

'No, I reckon ye'll no hear from me again after this.' He looked so out of place running down the side of the pitch, like a fan during a pitch invasion. 'I'm no proud of masel, the way I acted the other night. I didn't want to leave on bad terms, ken?'

Gary nodded. The man was right, this was the way it had to be, but he had never been gladder to see anyone in his life. Even if it were just one last time, the midfielder was glad of it. 'I don't know if I can do this.'

'Of course ye can.' The man said as they reached the corner flag, shoving Gary back the other way before he had time to think. 'There are some advantages to being invisible, and I'll get ye through it.' Gary felt his stomach turn as he saw the figures of Lionel Mah and Colin Donaldson loomed nearer and nearer. 'By the time ye get on there'll only be a couple of minutes left to play. So don't rush, and don't do anything silly.' Gary nodded. 'If you get the ball, take your time, look around for the simple pass, try and get the ball out into the wild areas if you can - to Chloe or that Killanen guy.' Gary gave another nod. 'When you're not in possession, press them hard, but don't be drawn out of position. Don't put anything on the line, but don't make any mistakes.'

'Where will you be?' Gary mattered to the man in a low voice, as they arrived back at the edge of the technical area. Mah looked like he meant business as usual. Gary didn't like the national team manager very much, but he couldn't help but respect him. It said everything you needed to know about Gary's attitude, as the Quebecois was simultaneously the best manager he had ever worked under, and the one he liked the least.

'I'll be around.' He gave Gary one final nudge, pushing him level with his manager. 'Hey; and mind what I said last month, back in the valley? Well by that reckoning, ye'll most likely grab yersel a goal.

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Postby Northern Sunrise Islands » Wed Feb 22, 2017 12:45 pm

OOC: Did a bit of an edit on Upper Sunrise's colors. Hopefully it won't be as eye-straining as the original combo was.

Upper Sunrise was radiant, looking at the Translator, shining and now ready with the best input they could find.
Kitsunia, on the other hand...

"So... Do you need Sunrise to test it?"
"W-well... Yeah, he's perfect for it."

She did a double take on the headset, sighing.
"How dangerous is this?
"...E-eh?"
"It's just... I've heard Sunrise say he almost blew it up last time and..."
"Ooooh, worry not, Miss Kitsunia!"

Upper Sunrise nodded, handing her the Translator.
"He's my brother, you know..."
"Still doesn't rule out the dangers of this. He's still very human, you know."
"Well, yeah! Don't worry, the worst that can happen is it blows up and whisks his hair in flames a little bit."
"But it's near his head!"
"Of course. But science needs sacrifices sometimes."
"Oh, Science is one of those sacrificial deities now?"
"N-no, I'm totally not saying th-"
"I hope you're not going to be like that fool from down the hall that thinks he's a god. Swear I'll beat him up one day."
"Look! I guarantee you nothing will go wrong and your future husband will be safe and sound."
"And what if he doesn't?"
"H-have some trust in me, miss..."

The girl started to tear up.
"O-oh... Upper Sunrise, don't cry... I'm just..."
Kitsunia sighed.
"I'm just worried. It was hard to finally catch up with Sunrise, you understand? Those were some long years where I couldn't say anything because I feared a poor answer... and now, that I finally have him with me, I don't want him to go away again..."
"I wouldn't be too worried."
Chrom appeared, holding an anti-inflammable helmet.
"I got this helmet from some person... I think her name was Hodori. Anyway, this helmet probably can fit under the translator and protect his head."
"...You swear?"
"I don't wanna lose my teacher, after all."

Sunrise opened the apartment's door, tired.
"...Man, I'm never ever going around town gluing posters ever again!"
Kitsunia greeted him with a kiss, only for then to look at Upper Sunrise and Chrom and the Pokémon Translator.
"Do you really need to test this out?"
"Well... It's not like we have much of a choice, we really need to find Sunday's owner."
Qasden peeked up from her room.
"B-but I want to keep Sunday!"
"We've been over this already, sweetie."
"B-but daaaad!"
"Someone is probably looking for Sunday, Qasden."
The little girl looked down.
"Can you bring her here so we can start this out?"
"S-shouldn't you test it on a Pokémon you own?"
"He owns a male Glaceon. According to Valanora, they don't have differences on their dialect."
Qasden brought out Sunday.
The Glaceon was clearly annoyed by the amount of make-up the little girl poured on her face.
She also had three light blue bows over each ear.

"Say... did your mother teach you how to put make-up?"
"U-uh... yeah..."
He did a double take on Sunday, laughing a bit.
"It shows."
"..."
Kitsunia grumbled.
"You overdid it, sweetie."
"S-sowwy, mommy! I'll try harder next time."
"Softer."
The little girl nodded, putting Sunday in front of Sunrise.
"Don't forget to put your helmet, Sunrise!"
She passed the helmet to him, smiling.
"...D-don't get hurt."
"I won't. Don't worry."

Upper Sunrise flipped the switch.
The Pokémon Translator was on top of the helmet, but Sunrise could listen to it.

"...OK. Now, Glaceon, would you be able to tell me your story?"
"Apologize."
"So, does it work? What did she say?"
"It... works, but she's asking me to apologize."
"Indeed!"
"What should I apologize for?"
"Calling me a boy! That's no way to treat a lass of my pedigree! I'm owned by a fine trainer, I'll have you know!"
"...Sorry."
"Hmpf. A fair answer. In all regards, would you care to explain to me why the little girl thinks I'm called Sunday?"
Sunrise looked at Qasden, the girl had a smile on her face.
"She really likes you."
"Well, tell her not to call me that. I have a reputation to keep, for one. What would my owner say if she found me looking like a clown, answering by the name Sunday?"
"...She's sorry for the make-up."
Qasden nodded, only understanding what Sunrise was saying.
"...Maybe I shouldn't be harsh with a little girl."
"Well, it'd be nice if you could understand her."
"Fair enough. For the time being, I'll tolerate her interactions. But I stress you must find my trainer."
"...I wanted to know who's your trainer."
"Oh, I believe you must've heard of her."
The Glaceon wandered near Chrom.
"We did save this boy the other day."
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Postby Veldgouwen » Wed Feb 22, 2017 1:59 pm

Scraping a victory is not necessary a less honorable thing. Even to the contrary, as it points towards determination and dedication, it is often a description worn with pride, especially if you’re capable to sell it to the audience. Johan Valkeniers, however, knew that it would be difficult to paint a positive picture about this confrontation to the press. After a fairly satisfying opening half, in which Schaepdryver and left-back Kieran Maes translated the clinical dominance towards the scoreboard, it seemed as if nothing was possible anymore. The lone Carcossian-and-a-string-of-related-islandsian striker scored with a majestic strike and if it weren’t for the goalie, all that Veldgouwen build up so far could have collapsed under their feet. Luckily, Oberink was in a form where even the gods themselves could not bring him down and saved, apart from a baker’s dozen of shots, the three points.

”Points are points,” Johan mumbled towards his assistant but the fact alone that he answered an unasked question with such a cliché pointed towards the truth.
”Enough to grab the lead,” his assistant added with a certain overtone.
”But not enough to hold on to it,” Valkeniers read his mind.

The facts laid out in front of them gave a mixed picture. Although the gap between them and Spaam would give the upper hand to the side in blue, with the knowledge that the side captained by Reyen would have to add two points more to their total, Spaam had quite a few extra aces in hand. The remainder of their agenda looked slightly lighter, with a visit to Kandorith balancing out the visit from the Phoenix to the Ship. But what caught the attention of the betters was the form of Spaam, who had just managed to keep Eura at bay and could have deserved more according to the brunt of the analysts.

”We’re missing something,” Ronny broke the ice and with these words, he leaned back against the wall, the arms folded. If one would not have known that this was the cramped coaches’ office in the Ship, one would have suspected the gaffer and his assistant were seated in the broom closet.
”Or someone… “
“Or several someones?”


Johan grinned. Their relationship originally had been a bit stiff but by now they needed only half a word to understand one another and merely finished one another’s conversation just because they liked to. After all, both knew where the weaknesses lay as the Carcossians had rolled up the right wing time after time. Lasse Vandertoren had been weighted and one didn’t need a look on the scales to find out he was too light. In front of him, Roel Meganck sufficed, but wasn’t the inspirational type to lift the level.

”But how,” Ronny wondered, ”will you get Tarki and Breydels back. Especially, both?”
”I’ve got my schemes,” Johan smiled, knowing quite well that said statement held the middle between a flaming and a white lie, ”but West Saintland will come too soon. We’ll put Mortelmans as added back to cement the walls at the Royal Stadium. Even if we lose there, Spaam would need four consecutive victories to bring home the glory. It’s afterwards that we’ll need a winning streak ourselves.”

Johan had said it confidently and wished he had had a glass of whiskey to roll around as he spoke up, just to underline his aura. He knew damn well that his side mentally was hanging on a string and that every blow, as small as it were, could send them tumbling. But now the deadline was set, by the next game he needed to reinstate a duo of players whose combined style should make them an unbreakable chain but whose character, background and public figure rather made them a duo of battling chainsaws.

If he can bring Veldgouwen till here, he’s got more up his sleeve,” Ronny thought, hoping that he reflected the same confidence.

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Postby Brigantii » Wed Feb 22, 2017 2:23 pm

“We just need to bypass the main frame and access the DLR then shut down their portal with the LAN key hyperdrive..”

“You have no idea what you're doing, do you?”

“No. Why would you think I could hack into anything?”

“You're the social media manager, I thought you'd know about computers and stuff.”

Marshall looked Ted square in the eye and with a sigh said “You're an idiot.”

“I've just got a weird feeling about that Billy kid, he's up to something and if we could get into his emails we might find something.”

Not only were Billy McIntosh's co-workers suspicious of the young man, but somewhere down the line the Eborum Metropolitan Police had become suspicious of the goings-on around Arthur Cobb and had surreptitiously began investigating the ring leader of the BAF. With Cobb placed on a watch list for potential extremism after a series of vile, viral videos were published with him denouncing the evils of non-humans, the Met had been keeping an eye on him. These had been released well before the Valanora game, and had been online years before the F.A. had even announced they were going to ensure the men's team only played against all male, human teams. Arthur Cobb's intolerant views had been the subject of investigation, but the officials in charge had found that he was “unlikely to act” upon them, until recently.

That's why detective Andre Scheer had been placed undercover in the xenophobic gang and had been collecting evidence – enough for the Metropolitan Police to put a plan into action for the Mriin game to prevent an incident occurring.

Whilst this was going on, Brigantii still had to play a match away from home. Heading to Flardania a hopeful group of fans were dreaming of a repeat from the previous match.

However the game against Flardania brought the team and the fans crashing back down to Earth. The 3-1 defeat was the biggest the team had suffered during the qualifying campaign, but the way in which the Stags were beaten was no surprise as the hosts came out guns blazing and saw to it there was no repeat of the 1-1 draw back at the Warbury stadium. Four attempts in quick succession after only 8 minutes set the tone for the game, a game the Stags were trailing in after 20 minutes. Fine saves from Harell kept the visitors in the match, but 7 minutes before half time the home side doubled their lead. It was 3-0 before the hour mark and game over, even a consolation effort from Trevor Winter wasn't enough to lift the dampened spirits of the team and fans.

After the match, national team coach Norman Atkins bemoaned the exuberance with which the home team had celebrated. “I think it shows disrespect to our players and our fans.” the former Landfell boss stated. “We have come here to play a game of football and have been treated crassly by our hosts.” Asked why he thought the hosts had celebrated with such vigour Atkins responded “Probably all the bad press coming from our F.A. turning us into villains.”

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Before the Mriin game the police had devised a plan. They were aware of the possible disruption by a small sect of the home fans and were aiming to bring that to an end swiftly and without too much disturbance to the nation's visitors. The Met were fully understanding of the F.A.'s decision to withdraw from playing non-human sides in the future and the feeling this had roused up in some of the fans. They were also aware of the bad press and the potential for violence letting these fans use this as an excuse to enact some deplorable actions.

As the away fans were arriving, there was a more obvious police presence. Large swathes of uniformed officers lined both sides of Warbury Way and milling about them, mounted officers on towering horses. Should the numbers Scheer have got from his undercover activities the police outnumbered potential malcontents seven to one.As it transpired nothing happened occurred outside of the stadium.

In the stadium, the Stags set about getting their World Cup dreams back on track with a 3-2 win over Mriin. Centreforward, and handful in the last encounter, Michael Irwin opened the scoring for the home side. An equalizer soon found the back of the net and the teams were level. This goal stirred up the group of BAF members present in the stadium and suddenly flares were lit and vile chants began. Before things could escalate however, the met officers present and the stewards acted and quickly swarmed on those involved, removing a large group of them, around half, the others blended back into the crowd and quietly seethed.

A second goal for the visitors and the Stags were reeling. Perhaps the crowd had stirred on the Mriin team, perhaps they were aware of what was happening, perhaps, they were just hungrier for the win after the 4-1 defeat at home.

The second half came and the Stags drew level through Stephen McNamara. The Real Minanda based midfielder beat a man before curling the ball into the far reaches of the goal, out of reach of the keeper.

Unlikely as it was, the hosts found another gear and managed to find a winner in the 78th minute when Stevenson's long range effort crashed into the bar, the ball rebounding to the feet of Darrel Fry who tapped in to make it 3-2. As the final whistle blew, a few more vocal members of the BAF took up arms and launched a volley of trash towards the away fans and the visiting team, from empty drinks bottles to the loose change they had in their wallets. Another few flares were ignited and thrown on the pitch and the chants started again. Shame faced, the fans not involved filed out of the stadium, not celebrating their team's victory but disgusted with the actions of the BAF. Most of whom were rounded up by security.

Escaping the stadium, Billy McIntosh slipped away in a stream of fans, blending in like a chameleon.

After the game, the manager's post match interview was focused on the crowd trouble rather than the team's comeback against a strong willed opposition. Citing his disappointment all Atkins could say was “hopefully we won't see anything like this again and those responsible aren't allowed into a football stadium again.”
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Postby Gregoryisgodistan » Wed Feb 22, 2017 4:57 pm

Gregoryisgodistan 1–0 95X

"Hello, ladies, gentlemen, and slaves, and welcome to this World Cup Qualifier between 95X and Gregoryisgodistan! And we're just about to get started! Let's get ready folks, if the Foot Slaves win tonight, they will qualify for World Cup 77. So let's do this.

...

"7th minute, Thirteenth to Columbine, Columbine up to Roork, Roork shoots, saved by Prune Farmer 3818F and now we're going to see a counterattack. Enemy Crusher Fatty Footy knocks it further down the field, and there's History Teacher CZDE9745. He dishes it on to Soldier 0EDCK13DHI. He'll knock it forward now, Loyal Friend of Lord Almighty Gregory Death to San Jose Guayabal in the box, SHOOTS, SCORES! OH, BUT HE'S OFFSIDE! THE GOAL WON'T COUNT! Fans can't believe it, they're screaming "DEATH TO THE REFS" and burning the refs in effigy, and yes, that is a questionable call. A highly questionable call. And the refs absolutely deserve the heckling. Now the fans are throwing human vileness at the refs, and it's just glorious.

...

"19th minute, free kick Gregoryisgodistan. Loyal Friend of Lord Almighty Gregory Death to San Jose Guayabal to take it, punched over the bar by Firdale. Corner kick for Gregoryisgodistan. Guy Who Cleans Up Behind The Elephant at the Circus P0120AZNNAU to take, and it's into the box, Enemy Crusher Fatty Footy gets a head on the ball, punched over the bar again by Firdale. Corner again. Guy Who Cleans Up Behind The Elephant at the Circus P0120AZNNAU to take it, again, and now Firdale holds it. There goes that threat. Still 0-0.

...

"30th minute, and it's a free kick for 95X, Lewis to take. Lewis shoots, punched over by Prune Farmer 3818F. And it will be a corner for the 95X team. Here it comes, and Prune Farmer 3818F will hold it. And Gregoryisgodistan stops the 95X threat. The fans are going wild! What a great job!

...

"39th minute, Prune Farmer 913881 on the right flank. He'll knock it on to Loyal Friend of Lord Almighty Gregory Death to San Jose Guayabal, he'll swing it into the box and Loyal Friend of Lord Almighty Gregory Xylocrap Notatypo heads it, GOOOOOL! AND THIS ONE WILL COUNT! FOOT SLAVES TAKE THE LEAD 1-0! WHAT A GOAL! WHAT AN ASSIST! AND WE JUST NEED TO KEEP THE 95X LOSERS OFF THE BOARD AND WE WILL BE THROUGH! LET'S DO THIS!

...

"And there's the halftime whistle, you know what that means. It's time for the Slaves R Us Leaders Race! Let's send it up to the PA box for commentary on this glorious ritual."

"All right, folks, it's time for the Slaves R Us Leaders Race! Lord Almighty Gregory, KIng Petrus XX, Dumpy O'Rumpy, Shop Owner, and Reino Kulseth are Ready To Race!

"Dumpy's out first, then Reino, Petrus, Shoppy, and Greg! And Greg's still in last place as we approach the first turn, and he's catching up as they turn again and head down the final straightaway. What's this? It's Xi Foureleven driving the 95X Bus!"

All of a sudden, an actress playing Xi Foureleven emerges from the stands carrying a cardboard cutout of a bus. She is a fairly realistic depiction, but to anyone who has actually seen Xi Foureleven, she is clearly not the same person.

"She runs over Dumpy! She runs over Shoppy! She runs over Petrus! And Reino! She tries to run over Greg but he uses his God Powers to stop her!"

"Lord Almighty Gregory", who, like the other Racing Leaders is an actor in a giant costume and not actually Lord Almighty Gregory, holds out his arms and "Xi Foureleven" immediately stops in place.

"And now Greg is going to run to the finish, all alone, LORD ALMIGHTY GREGORY WINS AGAIN! HE BOUNCES BACK FROM THE LOSS AT THE HANDS OF THE HEATHEN FRONT AGAINST COSUMAR TO TAKE THIS ONE! WOW!"

"Back for the second half after this.

...

"58th minute, Erik Hunt passes it up to Seventyfifth. And by the way, who named these people? Seventyfifth is a number. That's like a Gregoryisgodistani name! So anyway, Seventyfifth passes it up to Sunset, who has another stupid name, Sunset passes to Roork, Roork shoots, smothered by Prune Farmer 3818F. He'll send it back upfield, and Soldier 0EDCK13DHI comes down with it. He'll pass it up to Loyal Friend of Lord Almighty Gregory Xylocrap Notatypo, who shoots, but it's too high and with the fans in the stands behind the goal. Still, we're half an hour away from a Gregoryisgodistani qualification to the World Cup. Amazing!

...

"70th minute, and free kick for Gregoryisgodistan, Loyal Friend of Lord Almighty Gregory Death to San Jose Guayabal to take, he sends into the box, and Enemy Crusher Fatty Footy is there, GOOOOL! 2-0! 2-0! 2-0! No, wait, the referees are blowing the whistle and saying that Enemy Crusher Fatty Footy pushed off against the defender. And now Enemy Crusher Fatty Footy is furious as the fans chant "DEATH TO THE REFS!" And Enemy Crusher Fatty Footy is going to crush the referees to death as the fans go wild! Wow, what a crushing, what a crushing, what a glorious and holy crushing! That's just amazing! So incredibly amazing! The referees are all dead! Ding Dong, The Refs Are Dead! WooHoo! WooHoo! And Enemy Crusher Fatty Footy is getting a yellow card for the crushing. Truly amazing!

...

"85th minute, 95X playing attacking soccer now, Enemy Crusher Fatty Footy brings Logan Roork down in the penalty box! That's a penalty! That's a penalty! That's a penalty! And Enemy Crusher Fatty Footy gets his second yellow of the match, that's a red! And he's crushing the second refereeing crew too! So they're dead as the crowds chant "DEATH TO THE REFS!" some more. And they're throwing human solid waste and other garbage at the dead refs and now the dead ref bodies are being set on fire in the stands. It's glorious! It's glorious!

...

"Anyway, 90th minute, and Roork to take the penalty to even this up and crush the Foot Slaves' hopes and dreams, at least for now. Roork shoots, OH IT'S OVER THE BAR! THE DISTRACTING FANS BURNING STUFF MUST HAVE WORKED! AND THE FANS GO WILD! ABSOLUTELY WILD! WE'RE PROBABLY THROUGH NOW!

...

"And there's the final whistle. WE'VE DONE IT! WE'VE DONE IT! WE'RE THROUGH! WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD CUP! WE'RE GOING TO THE WORLD CUP! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! I DON'T BELIEVE IT! WE'VE FINALLY DONE IT!

"And now all the Foot Slaves are gathered at midfield, and they're taking flags of every Enemy List nation and burning them. Guayabalanese, Hicanan, Super-Llamaland, Britonisea, east Saintland, Ceni, Taeshan, Coraspia, all their friends, Jeckland, The Archregimancy, The Serbian Empire, Xylocarp Isle, The Holy Empire, Apox, Abanhfleft, Chiata, Jeruselem, Frenline Delpha, Valladares, Osarius, Damukuni, Eura, Bonesea, Red Blackiland, Nephara, Ilyseum, Gadirya, and Cosumar! All the flags, 300 from each country, are being covered in gasoline and they're being burned! And the fire will burn all night long as a symbol of our Glorious and Holy Victory! It's totally amazing! It's completely amazing! And the fire is a symbol of our victory! Praise Be To Greg! Praise Be To The Lord! We've Done It! We've done it! We've really, really done it!

"We'll see you later, and we'll see you in the World Cup! Good bye!"
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Postby Nephara » Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:38 pm

THE HERALD
FRINGE CORMORANTS MAKING THE BEST OF THEIR CHANCES
Patricia Steinbren

Avila Wardenier, Leona Rafford, Franziska Toreador and Jason Petratos all share one thing in common - they probably aren't going to the World Cup.

But with room to experiment in light of the formality of Nepharim qualification after the away win over Eshan - now a mathematical certainty - Reinhard Shale has seen fit to give all of them starts in recent matches, and all have made their mark one way or another.

Wardenier was considered something of a bolter, but the young, modern forward - and she has played across Sabrefell Athletic's front three, though more recently has made the centre-forward position her own - made natural sense to blood for the national team. She mightn't fit the exact profile of Shale's meaty new wave of muscular thugs, but she can put the ball in the net - precisely what she did in the 16th minute, somehow finding some space through Nordernious' normally impervious back line

Earning his first cap at the other end of the pitch was Jason Petratos, an unknown to many Nepharim. In reality, Petratos was a known quantity to most Nepharim youth coaches, and there wasn't much surprise when he became a trusted first-choice shot-stopper in the second tier. What did raise eyebrows was interest from abroad, with Eastfield high-fliers RGS Athletic snapping him up and throwing him into the firing line. As one of relatively few young Nepharim goalkeepers to be getting a look-in, his callup was close to inevitable.

Petratos, however, had a more troubled debut during which he failed to make a save. This was, admittedly, due in large part to Nordernious' lack of endeavour, but when Schweitzer was played through on goal and Petratos rushed out to claim the ball, the young striker did what could generously be called 'looking for the contact' and fell over. Petratos was booked and could do nothing to stop the resulting penalty, Scherer despatching it low and hard past him.

More troubling even than the goal was Leona Rafford, a rightback of undeniable talent, grabbed Quebecois referee Jean-Christophe Ryu by the collar and screamed obscenities at him. Somewhat understandably, she was sent off, crippling Nepharim efforts to pull back ahead, and has since been banned by the WCC for the rest of the cycle.

Rafford is no secret, and no surprise. She catapulted to prominence when she managed to outrun an entire stadium's worth of stewards while drunk, and was on the books at Conference side Pillars of Southfell at the time. Since snapped up by Crisisbless, she's excelled at Premiership level and fit in with the Cormorants to the extent where there was a distinct decision to make for her or Westmead to make the flight. Regrettably for everyone involved, Rafford has excluded herself from the running until the CE.

And it might well have been a last chance for Franziska Toreador, as well. Handed her seventh cap to start against Nordskania, she impressed in an otherwise unremarkable match for the Cormorants that saw another ultimately harmless 1-1 draw. Her low grass-cutter from just outside the box gave her a first international goal and a late, deserved equaliser in an even game on neutral ground. At 27, however - significantly older than Naeher, though two years younger than Vesper, she's unlikely to ever play in a tournament for Nephara barring injuries to others. That's the simple reality of life as a Nepharim footballer - there are no easy caps, and even a player of Toreador's quality is surplus to requirements as far as the final 23 are concerned. It could be worse - 11-cap Jess Silkman, once touted as a player of sufficient quality to start for the Cormorants, hasn't even been called up this cycle.

At the end of the day, these players are very unlikely to make the plane - though other bolters have certainly played their way into contention. Fletcher is considered the new number 1 goalkeeper, Hawke has forced her way to regular starts and Konoval, Lohengrin and Tarashaj have repaid the faith in them that Shale has given. But the likes of Wardenier and Petratos must look beyond that, and take their experiences in qualifying into the future, so that when the time does come for them to be called, they know the high expectations on their shoulders, and Shale will know they have what it takes to bear that burden.
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