International Indoor Bread Roll Cricket Competition 1

[The Ctan]

We are now taking entrants for the First International Indoor Bread Roll Cricket Competition (IIBRCC). Rules are as follows:

1. Regulation Pitch shall consist of the Drones Club Dining Room, 1 Ancoranist Avenue, Tephet-Sheta, Duat.
2. 1 meter baguettes shall be used as clubs, made using only traditional methods, no icing please.
3. Bread rolls no larger than palm size shall be used as balls. To be thrown directly at the head of the batter. Batter is out if hit in face.
4. Three teams of seven shall participate in each match, one team in to bat, one to throw, and one to distract the batter.

Cup will be presented by Mr Bertram Wilberforce Wooster, after sufficient matches have been played that no team can stand up due to intoxication (no use of detoxicants please!)

BW Wooster, Chairman, Sports Committee


(Save and retrieve seemed to work here, BTW)

[Palmouth]

What a rubbish idea.

[Katganistan]

You dug it out of the graveyard just to say it needed to die?

*50 lashes with a wet noodle*