Secristan won a soccer trophy, but it has nothing to do with World Cup qualifying. After holding Bears Armed to a scoreless draw, the Millionaires did enough to win the 4th Eternal Flame trophy. It is a nice little accomplishment for the team, but something that players were very motivated to win because it serves as a nice resume booster for their hopes of landing a big endorsement contract. It has in fact, already paid off for defender Matthew Lepage as the youngster signed a deal with a leading manufacturer of firewood within Secristan. “I don’t know if everyone cared in the field about this as much as we did, but it was a big game with Bears Armed, and we were probably looking more forward to that then the qualifying game against Isslemere-Nieland,” said Lepage. The Millionaires were lethargic against Isslemere, losing 4-1, and even though the team’s cushion was trimmed to two points, we still have a game in hand, making qualification still very likely.
The Secristan Department of Sports has not said much about the Eternal Flame, but loved the ratings boost that the tournament received. Fans always like watching the team battle the Bear-Belles, and games against other Baptism of Fire winners also generate interest. The fact that Secristan is not actually a Baptism of Fire winner does not make anyone feel guilty about having won the trophy. After all, find the nation that won it on a map. Can't find it? That's because it is no longer there. So as far as we are concerned, you can't lose to something that doesn't exist, so we are the true long term winner of that trophy. There is only one other nation from Baptism of Fire 30 that still participates in the World Cup and that is those annoying Dagan chicks.