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Postby Brenecia » Fri Mar 11, 2022 5:50 pm

SEASON 83 - McCowan's A-League Preview

1. Northern Union
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Last Season: Champions
Home Colours: White with blue sash / blue / white
Away Colours: All blue with orange trim
Stadium: Redemption Park (50,000)
Nickname: Union
Manager: Dani Pendragon (50)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Goran Stroud (32, AUD); 2 - Sorcha Lonergan (32), 5 - Altzibar Sarrible (30, ASG), 18 - Rhea Henderson (28), 3 - Otoln-Prant Ezi (25, QUS); 13 - Iseult Conway (24), 13 - Sharon Erskine (28, EUR); 22 - Kitty Hazeldean (29), 8 - Felicia Brind (27), 10 - Tricia Pace (29); 9 - Jadwiga Lofthouse (22)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Karar-Falax Zev (24, QUS); 5 - CB - Horatius Chaumancer (34, COS), 8 - CM/AM - Gaia Penrith (30), 11 - LW - Oriole Blacklock (25), 14 - ST - Scott Walker (30, EUR), 16 - DM - Rhapsody Lane (25), 17 - RB - Pandora Finnerty (24), 19 - LB - Valence Ilya (34, CMT), 26 - CB - Ibilx-Irtix Ono (26, QUS)

Background Union are the biggest show in town. Everyone knows it. You're either with Union or against them, because they've specialised in taking all the big prizes and not made many friends along the way. Owned and fuelled by a mining magnate and favoured by the working class across North Hall and its surroundings, Union buy great players and back it up with ruthless, disciplined defence, and unapologetic gamesmanship. Famously, they were stripped of their 66 title and relegated to the fourth tier when they were found guilty of match-fixing, but they've recovered from that humiliation with suspicious pace. Still, even the hardest-hearted Brenecian has to admit that they do wonders for the UICA coefficient. Union's fiercest rival is Kingsgrove, their opposites in almost every way, but they hate bougie local North Hall as well.

Preview Across the first half of the season, Union were in an honest to God title race. Then Kingsgrove imploded, allowing Union to waltz to the title by a ten-point margin. They've celebrated by buying the world's best goalkeeper, Goran Stroud, as well as a Brenecia international in Felicia Brind to help spark their attack. What do you expect from them? They're practically a B-list Patriots, including regulars like Conway, and now the striker Jadwiga Lofthouse who will likely outgrow the league sooner rather than later. In terms of player ability and, just as importantly, winning culture, nobody else in the league can hold a candle to them. They've won five of the last seven leagues. Don't bet against six in eight.

2. Kingsgrove
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Last Season: 3rd
Stadium: The New Royal (48,000)
Nickname: the Royals
Manager: Uther Corren (52)
(4-3-3) 20 - Mia Ria (35, CMT); 17 - Felice Lovibond (27), 19 - Hidawi (27, SHT), 5 - Reina Turnbull (27, NPH), 18 - Deimne Watermark (29); 14 - Anlysa Morland (23), 4 - Xuban Sarasketa (22, ASG), 9 - Jessica Siafik (32, SAJ); 10 - Miriam Troegner (24, VAL), 9 - Danand Tristram (25), 24 - Rhona Leonard (26)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Sonorous Lark (25); 2 - RB - Sonya Stezhenskaya (21, PYA), 3 - LB - Aureliana Kaba (34, APX), 6 - CB - Markus Costello (34), 8 - DM - Quan Darragh (24), 11 - LW - Setanta Ashvane (30), 13 - CM - Neal Windlass (27), 23 - RW - Horan Parkes (25)

Background The southern powerhouse of Brenecia, but perhaps not even the biggest side in Rozelle; still, Kingsgrove are a symbol, and the natural arch-rival to Union. The insufferable talk of the Southern Way - trust in youth, focus on pace and vivacious attack - pervades the atmosphere, and in fairness the club has produced many of the nation's finest players and managers while continuing to achieve success both domestically and abroad. While their catchment is in theory only Rozelle's richer districts, their youth scouts will pluck anyone from anywhere, and they're the favoured club of many rural southern sides too small to have a professional side of their own - much like Union, in the north. But they've arguably grown decadent, and allowed Union to steal a march.

Preview The Royals were left deeply underwhelmed after a second-half implosion turned their legitimate title challenge - ahead of even mighty Union by a point at the halfway mark - into third. They had a goal difference nine points above Union's; they were sixteen points below. Kingsgrove, then, canm absolutely hammer teams while playing at their best, but unless they can produce that best week-in week-out, expect the drought to continue.

3. Southern Star
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Last Season: 5th
Stadium: Pride's Run (24,000)
Nickname: the Lions
Manager: Lenore Drummond (42)
(4-4-2) 12 - Sorcha Tanner (26); 2 - Vivi Conlan (26, CYI), 18 - Axelv-Zorno Ivo (28, QUS), 6 - Athelney Shrine (24), 13 - Mynah Seeler (25); 22 - Penumbra Till (28, NPH), 5 - Skaidrina Briggs (22), 23 - Medea Morin-Antonoff (24, QUE), 16 - Aidan Loxley (27); 17 - Manahaal Brimorii (28, MRN), 10 - Charlie Gray (29, EUR)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Onish Vadaparthy (36, STB); 3 - LB - Rankin Prowatt (25), 4 - CM - Rurik Deimantas (30), 8 - CM - Simone Cantiff (29), 9 - ST - Sebastián Carreno (32, VLD), 20 - ST - Chulainn Bauer (25)

Background Once 'South Rathia', the Lions bear the unfortunate distinction of having suffered the worst ever A-League season and indeed one of the worst seasons in the history of modern top-flight football, attaining just three points over thirty miserable matches. The rebrand in its wake was as much about rebuilding a project that had turned stale, and more effectively rebasing in Lastcreek, the southern keystone of the sprawling Rathia region. On the pitch, a focus on doing a lot with a little has been replaced; they have the cash to throw, now. Their rivals are Northern Stallions (nee North Rathia), for fairly clear-cut reasons.

Preview Lenore Drummond's first season in charge was a fairly underwhelming title defence, Star struggling to score relative to the sides around and above them, and the overall thinness of the squad wearing down with games. In theory, the additions of Morin and hulking target man Brimorii should fix that. Still, Star can reflect on their recent upward trajectory; not only have they won the title, but now, 5th constitutes disappointment. Another such letdown would probably signal the end to Drummond's tenure.

4. Rozelle
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Last Season: 6th
Stadium: Meade Row (44,000)
Nickname: the Saints
Manager: Alora Heher (43, COS)
(4-3-3) 1 - Tiarnan Cove (29), 2 - Esther Sidle (23), 22 - Lucien Raeff (31, QUE), 18 - Tapio Niemenen (24, SRS), 3 - Nimue Culpepper (22); 8 - Crane Avery (29), 4 - Annika Miller (27, NPH), 15 - Tyoma Laurette (24, CMT); 23 - Mathgamain Fife (26), 7 - Felix Sebastian (29, NPH), 11 - Fortune Russell (29)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Ebony Carling (23); 6 - CB - Matheo Dybvik (34, VAL), 9 - ST - Sheena Glover (25), 10 - AM - Stemmon Perrodien (31, COS), 14 - CM - Sofia Falcon (34, CEN)

Background A large, successful powerhouse, if not quite the juggernaut of the Big Two. Rozelle's support base is a match for Kingsgrove's, and along with United they've managed to pretty much partition the entire capital between the three of them. They have much of the big-money flash of Union with none of the scandal, much of the style of Kingsgrove without the smugness; the Rozelle Way is just to win, and win well, with good players. A look at their trophy cabinet confirms that they've managed to achieve this with admirable consistency.

Preview The prospect of yet another painful season of rebuilding meant Derdriu Wright lost patience and left to pick up the Patriots job. Now with Alora Heher stepping up from the reserves to take charge, disappointing the fans after the board vaguely mentioned looking for a 'top name', Rozelle aren't even pretending to be making a title tilt anymore. At least Heher's a beloved name around these parts for her exploits as a player. Sidle, Culpepper and Laurette are young, exciting players who will probably get a look from the Goldleague sooner rather than later.

5. North Hall
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Last Season: 2nd
Stadium: The Aspire (40,000)
Nickname: the Northerners
Manager: Charles Hunter (50, EUR)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Hekima Drenel (31, SRS); 2 - Caoimhin Hadley (20), 5 - Nestoras Galatanos (26, VDR), 6 - Cara Keegan (27), 3 - Grey Merritt (27); 4 - Irene Vintner (34, NPH), 20 - Tanya Messenger (26); 7 - Nuada Speaker (29), 8 - Gaheris Archer (28), 16 - Sylvia Marusak (21); 9 - Valentino Escandon (31, AUD)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Murphy Collins (34); 11 - LM - Rudi Moisander (30, NPH), 13 - ST - Adrian Makai (34, PAS), 14 - AM - Jovani Cordier (26, EFL), 17 - RB - Rurik Cole (30)

Background Founded in the image of Muscular Christianity, Hall have always had a rather Puritan tint to it; formed by a well-meaning church group to help rehabilitate the corrupted youth of the area. The ghosts of this can be seen in their focus on physicality and discipline; the Northerners play fair, unlike cheating, superficially similar and nearby Union. North Hall the club will always claim to be the true club of North Hall the city, but nobody believes them. They've still enjoyed significant success over the years, always in the shadow of Union, outside the three glorious years their rivals spent in the wilderness.

Preview The surprise of the top five, Charles Hunter deserved his Manager of the Year gong. It's easy to dismiss Hall as a solid, stolid and predictable outfit, but the combination of fringe international professionals and a couple of young, bright talents - and, critically, 18 goals from Valentino Escandon, the best season to date from the brawny, muscular poach-bastard - got the balance right, between the usual disciplined physicality and genuine domination of teams. Can they do it again?

6. Marque
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Last Season: 4th
Stadium: Goodship Road (32,000)
Nickname: the Privateers
Manager: Marian Ironside (44)
(4-3-3) 1 - Scanlan Pritchard (33); 2 - Veronika Fábián (22, PAS), 5 - Svante Whitfield (33, EFL), 6 - Celeste Taunton (28), 22 - Pavel Lockhart (27, NPH); 21 - Ecaterine Svobiene (20), 23 - Murgen Conrad (28), 10 - Armand Cariou (28, AUD); 7 - Niko Longshore (25), 12 - Bjorn Cohen (26, SNL), 16 - Pellegrin Csapo (29, PAS)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Cennetig Bullen (26); 8 - CM - Lavinia Riitsi (32, MRN), 9 - ST - Rook Sawyer (26), 18 - CB - Rurik Grade (25), 19 - RB - Arnau Mata (29, DEL), 24 - LW - Matilda Kerry (26)

Background The roguish, explosive Privateers cultivate an image as Brenecia's second club, based out of the nation's key eastern port. Something is always going on there. The football has to be entertaining, there has to be a pathway for local talent, and winning ugly or boring just isn't enough. Well, unless there's silverware at the end of it. As a result, Marque have generally underachieved their potential, but the fans are happy. They like to bring some colour to bear against their stale local rivals, Orient.

Preview Was Marian Ironside the brains behind Igrene Cantor's success the whole time? Well, no, but she is undeniably doing good work with the Privateers, guiding them again to the IFCF places. Increasingly the side is getting defined by its aggression in the challenge, in high and hard pressing. Marque are always great value, but Ironside's remained adamant that they aren't there to catch the eye, but to get results. They outscored Union, for fuck's sake, and were able to fend off their interest for Niko Longshore.

7. Northern Stallions
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Last Season: 7th
Stadium: The New Road (24,000)
Nickname: the Stallions
Manager: Aoife Cresci (45)
(4-3-3) 1 - Clarisse Pike (30); 2 - Larissa Ensign (24), 5 - Keane Mathers (34), 6 - Andras Heward (26), 22 - Valda Harkhan (29, SRS); 13 - Kestutis Garrett (22), 4 - Natalia Legate (28), 8 - Susan Monaghan (21, TMB); 26 - Brooke Urbanik (23), 16 - Salvia Farrier (25, NPH), 11 - Ladonna Womack (23, CMT)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Garth Buckell (25); 3 - LB - Rurik Shea (27), 7 - CM - Cyper Corr (35, BNJ), 9 - ST - Andre Naulo (35, SAJ), 10 - LW - Miloš Simeoniwic (30, ZRH), 15 - ST - Buck Panzer (26), 33 - RB - Lexi Kinney (19, CDG)

Background Formerly 'North Rathia', reflecting where they hail from; specifically, the north is mining territory, the more verdant and poorer south is farmland. The north likes to mock the south for its poverty, in a 'tallest pygmy in the village' kind of way, though both resent the big cities. The Stallions' history is starker than Star's; they were little use prior to their rebrand, but have been a constant presence at the top since. Based out of the northern crossroads of Ironstone, which is, appropriately, the centre of the mining trade east of the Hall. Once won the title and immediately lost 8-0 to Union due to a series of arrests and violent hangovers in the title party.

Preview A dramatic backslide in results towards the end of the season killed off the Stallions' IFCF hopes, and Larissa Graves' hopes of keeping her job. Aoife Cresci arrives from Endeavour Brenecia and will have work to do if she wants to actually get better than seventh. That said, she's been well-backed in the window. Farrier and Womack are both fast, dynamic young forwards - Womack likely to be sold on in the future, but Farrier could be here for the long haul - while Confederate international Harkhan should bolster a flagging defensive unit. There'll be some patience for the manager to bed in at the McCowan's A-League level, but not an overwhelming surfeit if things turn truly sour.

8. Gallant Cross
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Last Season: 9th
Stadium: Cruxhall (12,000)
Nickname: the Gallants
Manager: Medda Ringbill (49, BSE)
(4-3-3) 1 - Charlotte Fasano (32, SVG); 17 - Curtis Holman (26, KSK), 22 - Sawda Bedrosian (25, SRS), 6 - Sunil Damasekara (27, SYL), 3 - Leyland Howell (25); 21 - Kira Lorinc (24, PAS), 18 - Kadek Ahlberg (23, PFA), 13 - Gwynyth Hexham (27); 23 - Cuan Redruth (24), 7 - Iacopo Fantacci (24, SOR), 10 - Radoslav Cherganski (29, ZRH)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Hilda Granville (26); 2 - RB - Zsofika Sebeok (33, PAS), 4 - DM - Konda-Ralox Saf (33, QUS), 5 - CB - Vance Commodore (33), 9 - ST - Banshee Strider (35), 11 - AM - Yuria Taishizuno (32, HIN), 14 - CM - Candica Batton (26)

Background Cross are what feels like a rarity in the upper echelons of Brenecian football; the only consistently professional representative of regional town Stourhead, they’ve traditionally taken pride in their resilience and work ethic, but always had room for a damaged-goods flair player somewhere along the line.

Preview The regression to the mean was inevitable, as was the departure of Roimata Shehu, perhaps a season later than expected. But Cross acted quickly to bolster the team, letting a bunch of people go on frees and then picking a number up on frees... but those being Damasekara and Ahlberg, released from Sylestone clubs, and the journeyman-by-design marksman Iacopo Fantacci, who only signs one-year contracts in any case. Cross have locked in a solid future and should not find themselves overly concerned with the relegation dogfight.

9. Rockridge Phoenix
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Last Season: 8th
Stadium: The Vantage (22,000)
Nickname: the 'Nix
Manager: Morcillo Clamidia López (46, FFD)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Aarif Muhammad (27, FVA); 17 - Vaidas Salter (24), 18 - Zara Sinclair (22, TLI), 4 - Miluose Oches (30, TIO), 3 - Kyra Skein (28); 21 - George Richards (32, EOT), 6 - Leon Solari (29, SVG); 23 - Kristina Midtjaer (28, SVJ), 8 - Kotaro Katsura (31, HIN), 19 - Aoife Freemason (25); 15 - Kambiz Ortan (24, SRS)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Gretel Harris (25); 2 - RB - Gabriel Farahani (34, KSK), 9 - ST - Jagoda Kovacevic (34, PAS), 10 - CM - Oscar Andrade (30, TKT), 13 - CM - Jerome Mettis (31, CMT), 22 - CB - Dean Zivkovic (34, PAS)

Background Formerly Ridgeway United, a side that won a title early in the A-League’s life cycle. Then financial reality set in and they crashed and burned to the very bottom of the pyramid, only rising back up after rebranding and refurbishing. Now under the auspices of an ambitious Euran cartel, they’ve become known for ambitious and well-targeted foreign signings.

Preview Kotaro Katsura! That's what the marketing team wants the fans to fixate on. It's an impressive name, to be sure, a Zenith hotshot and Hinodejin international playmaker and probably as close as they could get to a replacement for Camila Soria Luna, now retired for good. Morcillo Clamidia López has done a fair job of proving he can at least keep the Nix out of dramas, while Solari and Ortan offer experience and glamour while also being sufficiently damaged goods to end up at a midtable McCowan's A-League club.

10. Lotus Park
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Last Season: 11th
Home Colours: Green / black / green
Away Colours: White / green / white
Stadium: Lotus Park (31,000)
Nickname: the Foresters
Manager: Russ Shorten (57)
(4-4-2) 1 - Ezina Swain (26, EFL); 2 - Freysa Monique-Pule (27, ZWZ), 5 - Darren Flowers (29, CBP), 6 - Jess Vorobjovas (24), 19 - Justin Pedroza Sierra (24, MVE); 23 - Avielle Foxborough (28), 24 - Nadira Pool (24, CMT), 8 - Praline Jansen (26), 11 - Nelida Steere (24, EFL); 9 - Orazio Canova (27, SOR), 21 - Kara Ciogach (34)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Victoria Jones (20, TMB); 3 - LB - Lachlan Crowder (31), 4 - DM - Rain Gillis (29), 14 - CM - Cinta Priftil (21, SRS), 18 - CB - Luke Lemieux (34, DEL)

Background One of the major sides in the key northwestern city of Falkner, Park blend the affluent, suburban side of town with the more bohemian area around the Falkner University (FU, fittingly), Brenecia's intellectual centre. The club have been mildly successful, even through the cut-throat merger years, generally finding a way to keep afloat, generally with an attractive brand of football. Despite Falkner's rather placid reputation, the local derbies against United are genuinely vicious, fuelled by Park's notorious tendency of stealing talents from United's natural catchment.

Preview Unsurprisingly, the Foresters' strategy of hiring two very good strikers in Ciogach and Canova hit paydirt, as they outscored every team beneath them to finish comfortably safe. Granted, their next highest scorer after those two were midfielders Foxborough and Jansen, tied on... three. They've focused on defensive reinforcements, Flowers and Justin slotted in to finish honestly one of the more solid back lines in the league, and generally look rock-solid. In their starting XI. Injuries could be catastrophic for them, but as the McCowan's A-League's middle class has grown stronger, Park have kept up the pace.

11. Guilder
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Last Season: 10th
Stadium: Sandstone Avenue (23,000)
Nickname: the Turbines
Manager: Andrea Rohan (50)
(4-2-3-1) 12 - Helaia Sivitri (34, SRS); 16 - Aspar Brink (28, FFD), 5 - Iucharba Killen (24), 6 - Alessia Giribaldi (30, SVG), 3 - Torsten Eikholm (28, KOR); 8 - Ide Usano (25, ASG), 21 - Kahitana Kandadija (27, FFD); 7 - Moira Kenny (22, EUR), 15 - Vaida Meskela (21), 11 - Kate Stepford (28); 9 - Villanelle Rizzari (28, COS)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Ríçâr Sçârî (25, FFD); 4 - AM - Dimitri Pent (28), 10 - LW - Mariska Akker (21, COR), 15 - AM - Paul Llewelyn (33), 22 - LB - Koharu Soler (29, HIN)

Background A small southern town, Guilder sits approximately at the crossroads of Rozelle, Marque and Falkner, starting out as a trading post that grew in the industrial era. In more recent times, Guilder's earned an odd reputation for environmental affairs; the nickname 'the Turbines', after the wind farms built to try and even out all the mines in Brenecia, has been reclaimed and stuck. The club are something of a yo-yo side traditionally.

Preview Increasingly entrenched in midtable, the Turbines may have the worst nickname in the league, but they are able to put together some decent performances and they can boast a very mean defence, now bolstered by Eikholm. He's from Ko-oren, need one say more? But Guilder have a reason to be, not just enough quality to linger; Kenny and Meskela are two of the most exciting young attacking talents in the league, and it's hard to imagine them sticking around forever. Keep an eye on them going fowrard, but they aren't immune to drifting into danger.

12. Twin Saints
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Last Season: 12th
Stadium: Shady Moorside (11,000)
Nickname: the Twins
Manager: Cristobal Madera (52, OSR)
(4-4-2) 20 - Brian Merson (31, TKT); 2 - River Clemence (27), 5 - Evander Bowerman (33), 19 - Marnus Cubben (26), 3 - Genevre Harker (26, EFL); 7 - Elida Jaranogi (27, SRS), 4 - Czigany Vas (25, PAS), 21 - Lélé Rouselle (31, KOR), 11 - Sela Saotisohi (27, SRS); 15 - Wladmir Imilić (25, ZRH), 9 - Uathach Walker (29)
Notable Reserves: 1 - Gareth Clevinger (29); 8 - CM - Xabat Legarza (34, AUD), 13 - RM - Lola Crossing (27), 17 - RB - Shara Hartley (33), 18 - LB - Louise Brine (23), 22 - ST - Lynton Talbot (26), 23 - CB - Merric Arnold (24)

Background A fairly familiar tale in Brenecia's rapid growth, as two rival towns - Saints Wessex and Essex - wound up more or less blurring into one another, and with both clubs struggling to survive, merged into a single unit. 'Twin Saints' is now the name on the map, as well as of the surviving club, a small city on the western frontier. There's still friction between the two halves, but the club, among the most stable in the nation, has been a source of pride.

Preview These days the Twins are just kinda... there. An essentially capable side playing essentially competent football, with a decided defensive slant. Uathach Walker has blossomed into a powerful all-round striker, while the commanding axis of Rouselle and Legarza in midfield excel at taking control of matches. Really, though, the Twins are just too good to go down but a stretch to actually accomplish anything... though it did take a late surge, six wins in the last eleven games, to secure that status last time around.

13. Rosbank Town
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Last Season: 2nd (B)
Home Colours: Black / black / orange
Away Colours: White / black / white
Stadium: Rosary Stadium (28,000)
Nickname: the Black Swans
Manager: Jancis Adrian (45)
(4-4-2) 1 - Fabian Snæþórsson (31, GRF); 2 - Lina Watt (30, CMT), 5 - Marie-Louise Daucourt (30, CMT), 6 - Cromwell Thorne (27), 3 - Adelaide Bright (24); 15 - Yadira Ziegler (26, EFL), 4 - Harper Casey (29, KOR), 8 - Kristjana Eiríksdóttir (27, MVE), 20 - Belle Barclay (21, TLI); 26 - Franziska Locke (19), 10 - Anaara Baelli (29, MRN)
Notable Reserves: 7 - RM - Nils Chapel (32), 11 - LM - Elaine Sutton (28), 13 - CM - Alexis Claspen (28), 14 - ST - Stefan Punnett (27), 17 - RB - Jacqui Greening (28), 22 - CB - Joanna Rollins (30), 36 - CM - Demetrio Defarolera (18, FFD)

Background A large town in Rozelle's shadow, on the other side of Lake Liberator - you can get to the capital through a short trip on the ferry. But Rosbank has its own sense of pride, and the Black Swans, named for the notoriously aggressive seabirds that lurk the lake and menace tourists, have had a fair record bouncing between the top two divisions over the years. They have a proud record of youth development, and traditionally play attractive, attacking football. The club tradition, in essence, is to go down fighting, and they feel that sets them apart from the Scaffields and Franciscas of the country.

Preview The Black Swans dominated the league - though they couldn't outpace the Southrons - and look well-placed to stay up, adding the likes of journeyman defender Thorne and 23-cap international Watt to their defensive line and putting faith in livewire acts Barclay and, most intriguingly of all, Nephara U20 international Locke on loan from AFC Treason. They've often underwhelmed, it's not for nothing they've picked up their reputation as a yo-yo side, but even so... on paper, they have enough.

14. AFC Westpike
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Last Season: 14th
Stadium: Sedgwick Park (26,000)
Nickname: the Teamsters
Manager: Florian Burnes (45, NPH)
(4-4-2) 12 - Udalaitz Altabegoiti (27, ASG); 2 - Claudia Marston (28), 13 - Viggo Gudbrandsson (22, KLD), 24 - Kitty Borden (26), 6 - Iraida Kostina (22, PYA); 15 - Llywela Hall (26), 5 - Sarah Reid (28, TLI), 8 - Adone Gennaro (26, OSR), 23 - Erika Leander (26); 9 - Cwenthryth Harper (25), 16 - Morten Christensen (28, FVA)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Markus Kattegat (25); 4 - DM - Erin Scheuer (30), 10 - ST - Crowley Mathers (31, CYI), 18 - CB - Gisela Alberon (34, SRS), 19 - RB - Icarus Vibes (22), 22 - LB - Litany Ainsworth (25)

Background In these times, it's bold for a Brenecian club to proudly show its Nepharan roots, but unsurprisingly the western port of Westpike is by a distance the strongest-influenced by the homeland, and AFC Westpike in particular were founded by Nepharan labourers. As rhetoric has dialed up, so too have the club, now officially displaying the Nepharan form 'AFC' in their title. This doesn't make them popular, but it does help them stand out. Arrayed against Pikemouth and especially Royal, Westpike's fans engage in the Nepharan tradition of pyrotechnics despite the best efforts of police.

Preview High hopes turned into edging out a seven-goal thriller in the playoffs. 14th itself wasn't so bad, but the manner of it was, a feted attack falling flat with less than a goal a game and just 20 points, saved just by how terrible Pikemouth and Orient were. Viggo and Kostina have been signed to shore up a leaky defence, one overly dependent on the excellence of Altabegoiti between the posts, while Cwen Harper will need to keep up her form after 12 goals last season, not counting another in the playoff.

15. Royal Westpike
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Last Season: 13th
Stadium: Elan Court (24,000)
Nickname: the Cavaliers
Manager: Kendall Childress (42)
(4-4-2) 12 - Finn Nichols (32, CMT); 2 - Theresa Klaus (25, VAL), 5 - Aldred Sparr (27), 6 - Lieke Scheffer (23, COR), 19 - Erich Marks (31, STL); 7 - Ivy Yerron (26, CMT), 4 - Siegfried Franz (25, VAL), 8 - Vicente Escobeda (22, FFD), 11 - Lanie Sarrazin (29, OAM); 9 - Roman Tesarik (25, DEL), 21 - Mara Sand (31, CMT)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Chiron Bennett (34); 7 - RM - Ross Hunter (32), 14 - CM - Camille Martinaux (32, CMT), 17 - RB - Dean Becker (32), 22 - CB - Cliff Sturrock (32)

Background Formerly ‘Westpike United’, the city is anything but these days. Royal are, as the rebrand suggests, aggressively in support of Brenecian independence and values, and aggressively reject Nepharan influence. Among the oldest clubs in the nation, they have their origins in Muscular Christianity, and have always attracted a right-wing fanbase. Predictably, AFC Westpike - who stand against everything they believe in - are their fierce rivals.

Preview While Kendall Childress didn't succeed in her stated aim of tightening the defence, which ended the season as the league's worst, she did manage to keep Royal up with five points to spare. Will the introduction of Lieke Scheffer alone fix that? Well, probably not. In truth, Royal are just lacking in too many areas, and with the bottom half of the A-League looking stronger than ever they may just not quite have enough to hold on. Wouldn't be the first time that's been predicted, though.

16. Southrons-Errant
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Last Season: Champions (B)
Stadium: Grand Marquee (9,000)
Nickname: the Southrons
Manager: Bram Merchant (48)
(4-4-2) 1 - Gabríella Hárlaugsdóttir (27); 19 - Etta Cornelian (26), 5 - Anita Rao-Chavan (25, ZWZ), 22 - Nicola Clark (26, CBR), 3 - Trisha Nzonzi (24, CYI); 7 - Aidan Lindegartner (28), 4 - Geré Manaudou (29, KOR), 13 - Malachi Ashton (28, c), 16 - Maerhen Wake (20); 10 - Sharla Ornelas (23, CMT), 16 - Seneca Kemp (27, CYI)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Keith Sheridan (31); 2 - RB - Rusty Warren (34), 6 - CB - Jayce Tanner (33), 9 - ST - Cedric Keane (32), 11 - LM - Sara Connell (30), 23 - LB - Roscoe Grant (29)

Background The Southrons made their name travelling in various small towns in the south for four years, when their stadium burned down. The nickname stuck, lasting even after they became good. Their fans are still convinced that a crunch C-League fixture some years back, when Union were working their way back up from their matchfixing sanctions, was... fixed, in Union's favour. Their rivals are unambiguous.

Preview Back up, but with the lowest budget in the league. The Southrons are going to be up against it this season, and their squad is undoubtedly patchwork, but the quality is there. Their main asset is their attack, having scored almost three goals a game last season, Seneca Kemp managing 31 goals in 28 games and now paired by the promising Chromatik striker Ornelas. The big question for most promoted B-League sides is firepower; the Southrons have that in spades.

B-League Preview

1. Premier Rozelle
Colours: Green and white
Nickname: the Eels
Manager: Lienke Vesper (46, NPH)
Key Players: Soren Laverty (GK, 31), Sana Emiliosdóttir (GK, 22, GRF), Sebastian Rashica (RB, 34, NPH), Itziar Lévêque (RB, 29, ASG), Selena Ninetails (CB, 35), Narendra Foroghi (CB, 26, SRS), Tuireann Luther (CB, 26), Casey Fisken (LB, 29), Cundoistar Kander (LB, 21, FFD), Manannan Coulter (DM, 27), Murray Evans (CM, 29), Desdemona Ndlovu (CM, 26, CBR), Kayleigh Reid (CM, 25, TLI), Gareth Malwick (RW, 30), Chloe Minassian (RW, 21, CDG), Stella Bradman (ST, 28), Lilly Taylor (ST, 26, TLI), Eriu Crowe (LW, 27)

2. Rozelle Alliance
Colours: White and blue
Nickname: Alliance
Manager: Kristijan Markowić (49, ZRH)
Key Players: Kelly Chaplain (GK, 35), Markéta Banik (GK, 29, HIN), Mathieu Vance (RB, 32), Nessie Kendall (RB, 25), Miona Rowlex (CB, 33, CMT), Garvin Platton (CB, 27), Orhan Mataras (CB, 26, SRS), Rufus Creek (LB, 33), Peter Andreassen (LB, 25, NRH), Daniel Belanger (RM, 29, KSK), Adam Kraljic (CM, 34, MRC), Jana Larionov (CM, 26, SVJ), Alivia Rivera (CM, 23, EFL), Laurentzi Arenaza (LM, 34, AUD), Mikaela Kjellsen (LM, 26, SVJ), Lorelei Komatsu (ST, 32, HIN), Alida Petrov (ST, 30, SRS), Kate Burnside (ST, 23)

3. Proudcastle
Colours: Yellow and navy
Nickname: the Oathmen
Manager: Lyn Crowley (55)
Key Players: Felipe de Anglada (GK, 31, TEQ), Yohan Gauthier (RB, 28, CMT), Tana Kiln (CB, 29, YSP), Sandra Mulder (LB, 32), Gergő Antalik (RM, 28, FFD), Chardonnay Keating (CM, 33), May Quinn (CM, 33), Sara Russet (CM, 31), Adelaide Casimir (CM, 26, ISK), Natanael Malmqvist (LM, 29, NRH), Graham Petrie (ST, 34, SCT), Jacqui Heath (ST, 34), Stefan Harper (ST, 29), Sung Ibarra (ST, 23, CMT)

4. Pikemouth
Colours: White and green
Nickname: the Harpoons
Manager: Liang Bo (53, YZH)
Key Players: Alain Donnet (GK, 30, CMT), Lisbeth Fellowes (GK, 26), Alexander Caulder (RB, 31, SCT), Murtagh Speed (CB, 27), Steiner Neill (CB, 27), Camilla Auskas (LB, 32), Antonio Bozic (DM, 34, PAS), Brii Muuren (CM, 33, MRN), Mhairi Jansen (CM, 28), Eve Kindred (CM, 27), Piotra Brookfield (ST, 27, APX), Simon Kvaal (LW, 34, VAL), Tristan Redmond (LW, 26)

5. Chafford
Colours: Red and white
Nickname: the Cavaliers
Manager: Daniel Snowden (60)
Key Players: Julia Clemence (GK, 27), Lissa Hayward (RB, 28), Dawn Connett (RB, 25), Brandon Ponscak (CB, 33, CBP), Ruth Bensom (CB, 30), Candice Mellan (CB, 25), Sterling Forbes (LB, 25), Tash Miller (DM, 33), Karel Tanzer (DM, 24), Grant Edelweiss (CM, 29), Lukacs rue Pfareliele (CM, 28, FFD), Louise Gunn (RW, 29), Yassin Vega (AM, 27, SNL), Elizabeth Rhodes (LW, 27), Beckett Keeley (ST, 28), Bennett Moore (ST, 28)

6. Falkner United
Colours: White and black
Nickname: the Hunters
Manager: Emerald Sheehan (48)
Key Players: Arden Millar (GK, 28), Olwyn Fife (GK, 22), Coriander Lewis (RB, 27), Orfeo Moretti (CB, 29, HIN), Oran Keller (CB, 23), Heward Stone (LB, 33), Kelleher Vintner (LB, 24), Faith Northwest (RM, 27), Danielle Cordelier (CM, 33, KSK), Eloise Hourihane (CM, 27), Aenepe Edramara (CM, 23, KOR), Tore Na'Verii (LM, 34, COS), Holly Steer (LM, 28), Tess Stocker (ST, 33), Owen Findlay (ST, 30, TLI), Tamsin Caphrey (ST, 26)

[b]7. Rozelle Archers

Colours: Jade and blue
Nickname: the Archers
Manager: Marisha Cade (45, NPH)
Key Players: Alisander Sandford (GK, 27, NPH), Milesia Stephens (RB, 32), Promise Kellow (CB, 26), Susheela Kaur (CB, 26, SRS), Lexi Holmes (LB, 27, HAN), Catubodua Jones (DM, 27), Theresa Varela (DM, 18, EFL), Chloe Sorley (CM, 33), Avril Wisnyewski (CM, 32, CBP), Claude Goodwin (CM, 23, NPH), Ivanna Hartley (RW, 28, NPH), Ano Ishimaki (AM, 29, KOR), Garrick Malcolm (ST, 32), Dima Camille (ST, 24, CMT)

8. Francisca Orient
Colours: Sky and blue
Nickname: the Jacks
Manager: Skara-Brae Green (44)
Key Players: Irvine Welles (GK, 26), Martin Thurrock (RB, 27), Theodore Rondeau (CB, 34, CMT), Emeline Pons (CB, 30, EFL), Rory Drayman (CB, 26), Connor Parris (CM, 31), Neil Metcalf (CM, 27), Strut Alnwick (CM, 26), Lara Mayer (LM, 26), Kinsella Morant (ST, 33), Natalia Ward (ST, 26, HAN), Alcina Yeardley (ST, 26)

9. Coppersmith
Colours: Orange and black
Nickname: the Smiths
Manager: Lilith Cromwell (54)
Key Players: Darren March (GK, 32), Royce Gannon (GK, 25), Lemuel Lowther (RB, 27, KOR), Greven Arist (CB, 33, SRS), Renato Lindsey (CB, 27, CMT), Belladonna Chilton (LB, 32), Ai Ueda (RM, 31, HIN), Meadow Foreman (RM, 28), Claude Kittenhawk (CM, 31), Ombre Pinnock (CM, 27), Haile Gabwen (CM, 27, SRS), Mars Behan (LM, 30), Viktör Ísnì (LM, 22, FFD), Silban Kihiyaborda (ST, 27, ASG), Thompson Bastin (ST, 27, TKT)

10. Endeavour Brenecia
Colours: Red and white
Nickname: the Torchmen
Manager: Cheney Staunton (41)
Key Players: Léòkadío Rüvündêwâ (GK, 30, FFD), Ottokar Izold (GK, 20, SRS), Johanna Cauldron (RB, 28), Reuben Cornwell (CB, 28), Jana Thurrock (CB, 28), Hera Marevi (CB, 20, TFS), Hank Hampton (DM, 28, DAR), Séraphin Szilágyi (CM, 30, FFD), Reeve Stanton (CM, 28), Jarek Nerkko (CM, 27, COS), Tormod Butcher (RW, 28), Halyos le Gall (ST, 26, APX), Vanda Gerô (ST, 25, PAS), Guillaume Csokonai (ST, 18, FFD), Nasrin Jain (LW, 26, SRS)

11. Finbar Stalwarts
Colours: Teal and yellow
Nickname: the Stalwarts
Manager: Fiona Catlin (45)
Key Players: Russ Cale (GK, 29), Arran Costly (GK, 28), Cooper Wainwright (RB, 33), Ketifa Cohen (RB, 26, EFL), Tony Huxley (CB, 26), Axel Norris (CB, 25), Robbie Weijsman (LB, 32, TLI), Ryn Ness (RM, 32, CMT), Edlin Bernau (CM, 31, TSA), Cale Lane (CM, 29), Hanan Paulu (CM, 25, SRS), Nyna Reeve (LM, 27), Maxence Steward (ST, 26, EFL), Edelweiss Carson (ST, 25)

12. Snowden River
Colours: White and green
Nickname: the Mariners
Manager: Alison Hawkes (49)
Key Players: Roisin Black (GK, 28), Sakae Hakugi (RB, 31, KIR), Loella Surrey (RB, 26), Cole Amundson (CB, 29), Marina Lowell (CB, 27), Pamela Corder (LB, 28), Ashley Turner (CM, 30, ETN), Clovis Moran (CM, 27), Arran Gerrard (ST, 26), Destine Martin (LW, 30, CMT)

13. Fiana Cove
Colours: Yellow and blue
Nickname: the Blades
Manager: Tash Nawalka (52)
Key Players: Baylor Lindsett (GK, 27), Justin Grezda (CB, 32), Mark Watson (CB, 32), Bailey Geofford (CM, 33), Bernard Gilson (AM, 33), Brendon Vermolen (LW, 30, TLI), Chimon Prandl (ST, 23, SRS)

14. AFC Swanbridge
Colours: White and purple
Nickname: the Swans
Manager: Emlyn Chilford (42)
Key Players: Rollo Varney (GK, 31), Brittany Horton (RB, 28, HAN), Jaroslava Marchenko (CB, 29, CMT), Pallavi Brutsky (CB, 26, SRS), Maurine Calley (LB, 29), Alexis Martyn (CM, 34), Miguel Almanzar (CM, 29, FFD), Carina Bruce (ST, 33), Donal Chance (LW, 31)

15. Stourhead
Colours: Blue and yellow
Nickname: the Masons
Manager: Teagan Bridges (52)
Key Players: Markus Brendan (GK, 27), Eliwulf Tambor (LB, 34), Esther Justin (CM, 28), Sheena Megson (RW, 28), Alysia Keen (LW, 32), Scott Matthews (ST, 28)

16. Shaleport Rangers
Colours: White and black
Nickname: the Rangers
Manager: Lugh Wilhelm (48)
Key Players: Lennon Wood (GK, 29), Roman Rios (RB, 29, SNL), Celest Beid (CB, 33, TSA), Zalman Rodara (CB, 24, SRS), Sêvêr Fâerçâlenh (LB, 22, FFD), Kent Dulwich (CM, 31), Stefan Rafaelsson (CM, 28, GRF), Cherish Mills (RW, 26), Titus Dunne (ST, 31), Casper Forthright (ST, 26), Linda Redthread (LW, 32)
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MATCHDAY 1
Kingsgrove 4-0 Rosbank Town
Marque 1-0 Southrons-Errant
North Hall 1-1 Lotus Park
Rozelle 5-1 AFC Westpike
Northern Stallions 1-1 Guilder
Southern Star 3-0 Royal Westpike
Northern Union 3-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Twin Saints 1-2 Gallant Cross
MATCHDAY 2
Southrons-Errant 1-3 Kingsgrove
Lotus Park 3-0 Rosbank Town
AFC Westpike 1-2 Marque
Guilder 0-1 North Hall
Royal Westpike 1-1 Rozelle
Rockridge Phoenix 1-2 Northern Stallions
Gallant Cross 2-0 Southern Star
Twin Saints 0-2 Northern Union
MATCHDAY 3
Kingsgrove 2-0 Lotus Park
Southrons-Errant 1-1 AFC Westpike
Rosbank Town 0-2 Guilder
Marque 1-0 Royal Westpike
North Hall 0-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Rozelle 2-0 Gallant Cross
Northern Stallions 2-1 Twin Saints
Southern Star 1-0 Northern Union
MATCHDAY 4
AFC Westpike 0-3 Kingsgrove
Guilder 2-0 Lotus Park
Royal Westpike 0-0 Southrons-Errant
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Rosbank Town
Gallant Cross 2-1 Marque
Twin Saints 1-1 North Hall
Northern Union 0-1 Rozelle
Southern Star 1-0 Northern Stallions
MATCHDAY 5
Kingsgrove 1-0 Guilder
AFC Westpike 2-2 Royal Westpike
Lotus Park 1-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Southrons-Errant 0-2 Gallant Cross
Rosbank Town 1-2 Twin Saints
Marque 0-0 Northern Union
North Hall 2-1 Southern Star
Rozelle 0-0 Northern Stallions
MATCHDAY 6
Royal Westpike 0-5 Kingsgrove
Rockridge Phoenix 1-0 Guilder
Gallant Cross 2-0 AFC Westpike
Twin Saints 1-1 Lotus Park
Northern Union 0-0 Southrons-Errant
Southern Star 0-1 Rosbank Town
Northern Stallions 4-2 Marque
Rozelle 0-1 North Hall
MATCHDAY 7
Kingsgrove 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Royal Westpike 2-1 Gallant Cross
Guilder 2-0 Twin Saints
AFC Westpike 0-3 Northern Union
Lotus Park 1-1 Southern Star
Southrons-Errant 1-2 Northern Stallions
Rosbank Town 0-2 Rozelle
Marque 2-3 North Hall
MATCHDAY 8
Gallant Cross 1-3 Kingsgrove
Twin Saints 0-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Northern Union 3-1 Royal Westpike
Southern Star 2-0 Guilder
Northern Stallions 2-0 AFC Westpike
Rozelle 2-1 Lotus Park
North Hall 2-1 Southrons-Errant
Marque 1-2 Rosbank Town
MATCHDAY 9
Kingsgrove 2-0 Twin Saints
Gallant Cross 0-3 Northern Union
Rockridge Phoenix 0-0 Southern Star
Royal Westpike 0-3 Northern Stallions
Guilder 2-1 Rozelle
AFC Westpike 0-1 North Hall
Lotus Park 1-2 Marque
Southrons-Errant 2-2 Rosbank Town
MATCHDAY 10
Northern Union 0-0 Kingsgrove
Southern Star 2-1 Twin Saints
Northern Stallions 1-2 Gallant Cross
Rozelle 0-1 Rockridge Phoenix
North Hall 0-1 Royal Westpike
Marque 1-2 Guilder
Rosbank Town 2-2 AFC Westpike
Southrons-Errant 1-1 Lotus Park
MATCHDAY 11
Kingsgrove 4-3 Southern Star
Northern Union 1-1 Northern Stallions
Twin Saints 3-3 Rozelle
Gallant Cross 1-2 North Hall
Rockridge Phoenix 2-1 Marque
Royal Westpike 1-1 Rosbank Town
Guilder 1-1 Southrons-Errant
AFC Westpike 3-1 Lotus Park
MATCHDAY 12
Northern Stallions 1-1 Kingsgrove
Rozelle 0-1 Southern Star
North Hall 1-1 Northern Union
Marque 1-1 Twin Saints
Rosbank Town 0-2 Gallant Cross
Southrons-Errant 3-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Lotus Park 0-1 Royal Westpike
AFC Westpike 2-3 Guilder
MATCHDAY 13
Kingsgrove 1-1 Rozelle
Northern Stallions 2-1 North Hall
Southern Star 1-0 Marque
Northern Union 3-0 Rosbank Town
Twin Saints 0-1 Southrons-Errant
Gallant Cross 3-1 Lotus Park
Rockridge Phoenix 5-1 AFC Westpike
Royal Westpike 3-3 Guilder
MATCHDAY 14
North Hall 1-1 Kingsgrove
Marque 0-3 Rozelle
Rosbank Town 1-5 Northern Stallions
Southrons-Errant 2-1 Southern Star
Lotus Park 0-1 Northern Union
AFC Westpike 0-2 Twin Saints
Guilder 1-1 Gallant Cross
Royal Westpike 0-1 Rockridge Phoenix
MATCHDAY 15
Kingsgrove 1-1 Marque
North Hall 1-0 Rosbank Town
Rozelle 6-0 Southrons-Errant
Northern Stallions 2-1 Lotus Park
Southern Star 1-1 AFC Westpike
Northern Union 1-0 Guilder
Twin Saints 0-1 Royal Westpike
Gallant Cross 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
MATCHDAY 1
Proudcastle 1-1 Fiana Cove
Coppersmith 2-1 Shaleport Rangers
Snowden River 2-1 Francisca Orient
Chafford 1-1 Pikemouth
Premier Rozelle 2-1 Falkner United
Finbar Stalwarts 1-1 Rozelle Alliance
Rozelle Archers 2-2 Endeavour Brenecia
Stourhead 1-1 AFC Swanbridge
MATCHDAY 2
Shaleport Rangers 0-2 Proudcastle
Francisca Orient 2-0 Fiana Cove
Pikemouth 2-0 Coppersmith
Falkner United 0-0 Snowden River
Rozelle Alliance 4-1 Chafford
Endeavour Brenecia 1-1 Premier Rozelle
AFC Swanbridge 1-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Stourhead 1-8 Rozelle Archers
MATCHDAY 3
Proudcastle 1-0 Francisca Orient
Shaleport Rangers 2-1 Pikemouth
Fiana Cove 2-4 Falkner United
Coppersmith 1-4 Rozelle Alliance
Snowden River 1-2 Endeavour Brenecia
Chafford 1-1 AFC Swanbridge
Premier Rozelle 1-0 Stourhead
Finbar Stalwarts 3-0 Rozelle Archers
MATCHDAY 4
Pikemouth 1-1 Proudcastle
Falkner United 4-2 Francisca Orient
Rozelle Alliance 1-0 Shaleport Rangers
Endeavour Brenecia 1-4 Fiana Cove
AFC Swanbridge 0-1 Coppersmith
Stourhead 1-1 Snowden River
Rozelle Archers 1-2 Chafford
Finbar Stalwarts 1-2 Premier Rozelle
MATCHDAY 5
Proudcastle 0-1 Falkner United
Pikemouth 1-2 Rozelle Alliance
Francisca Orient 1-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Shaleport Rangers 1-2 AFC Swanbridge
Fiana Cove 0-0 Stourhead
Coppersmith 1-2 Rozelle Archers
Snowden River 1-2 Finbar Stalwarts
Chafford 1-6 Premier Rozelle
MATCHDAY 6
Rozelle Alliance 0-1 Proudcastle
Endeavour Brenecia 0-1 Falkner United
AFC Swanbridge 0-3 Pikemouth
Stourhead 1-0 Francisca Orient
Rozelle Archers 1-0 Shaleport Rangers
Finbar Stalwarts 1-2 Fiana Cove
Premier Rozelle 2-0 Coppersmith
Chafford 0-0 Snowden River
MATCHDAY 7
Proudcastle 1-2 Endeavour Brenecia
Rozelle Alliance 1-1 AFC Swanbridge
Falkner United 1-0 Stourhead
Pikemouth 2-2 Rozelle Archers
Francisca Orient 2-1 Finbar Stalwarts
Shaleport Rangers 1-6 Premier Rozelle
Fiana Cove 0-1 Chafford
Coppersmith 1-2 Snowden River
MATCHDAY 8
AFC Swanbridge 2-3 Proudcastle
Stourhead 1-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Rozelle Archers 1-2 Rozelle Alliance
Finbar Stalwarts 1-2 Falkner United
Premier Rozelle 2-0 Pikemouth
Chafford 1-1 Francisca Orient
Snowden River 1-0 Shaleport Rangers
Coppersmith 3-4 Fiana Cove
MATCHDAY 9
Proudcastle 1-1 Stourhead
AFC Swanbridge 5-4 Rozelle Archers
Endeavour Brenecia 0-2 Finbar Stalwarts
Rozelle Alliance 1-5 Premier Rozelle
Falkner United 0-1 Chafford
Pikemouth 2-0 Snowden River
Francisca Orient 1-0 Coppersmith
Shaleport Rangers 2-2 Fiana Cove
MATCHDAY 10
Rozelle Archers 3-1 Proudcastle
Finbar Stalwarts 0-1 Stourhead
Premier Rozelle 1-0 AFC Swanbridge
Chafford 2-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Snowden River 2-2 Rozelle Alliance
Coppersmith 2-0 Falkner United
Fiana Cove 1-1 Pikemouth
Shaleport Rangers 0-1 Francisca Orient
MATCHDAY 11
Proudcastle 2-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Rozelle Archers 2-3 Premier Rozelle
Stourhead 0-1 Chafford
AFC Swanbridge 6-0 Snowden River
Endeavour Brenecia 1-2 Coppersmith
Rozelle Alliance 3-0 Fiana Cove
Falkner United 2-0 Shaleport Rangers
Pikemouth 1-1 Francisca Orient
MATCHDAY 12
Premier Rozelle 1-0 Proudcastle
Chafford 2-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Snowden River 1-1 Rozelle Archers
Coppersmith 0-1 Stourhead
Fiana Cove 4-3 AFC Swanbridge
Shaleport Rangers 0-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Francisca Orient 1-2 Rozelle Alliance
Pikemouth 3-2 Falkner United
MATCHDAY 13
Proudcastle 3-0 Chafford
Premier Rozelle 2-0 Snowden River
Finbar Stalwarts 2-1 Coppersmith
Rozelle Archers 1-1 Fiana Cove
Stourhead 1-0 Shaleport Rangers
AFC Swanbridge 0-2 Francisca Orient
Endeavour Brenecia 0-1 Pikemouth
Rozelle Alliance 3-1 Falkner United
MATCHDAY 14
Snowden River 2-0 Proudcastle
Coppersmith 1-0 Chafford
Fiana Cove 2-4 Premier Rozelle
Shaleport Rangers 2-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Francisca Orient 2-1 Rozelle Archers
Pikemouth 2-1 Stourhead
Falkner United 2-1 AFC Swanbridge
Rozelle Alliance 4-5 Endeavour Brenecia
MATCHDAY 15
Proudcastle 4-0 Coppersmith
Snowden River 4-3 Fiana Cove
Chafford 2-0 Shaleport Rangers
Premier Rozelle 2-3 Francisca Orient
Finbar Stalwarts 0-3 Pikemouth
Rozelle Archers 0-4 Falkner United
Stourhead 0-2 Rozelle Alliance
AFC Swanbridge 0-1 Endeavour Brenecia

Whoa! There’s a new - well, okay, it’s a little messed-up that Kingsgrove are or could ever be considered a ‘new’ name at the top of the McCowan’s A-League table, but nevertheless there’s a bit of novelty to see them on top by a four-point margin, with six on Union. They went off to a blistering start, winning their first nine games, a run that included a 4-0 crushing of Rosbank on the opening day, 3-0 and 5-0 wins in Westpike, and just two goals conceded. Suddenly, their back line of seasoned internationals gauarded by Sarasketa looks impervious to harm, and proves so against Union in a tense scoreless draw.

The issue is, since then, they’ve been in a bit of a tailspin. Just one win in their last six - drawing all the others - has brought Union back into sight. Union themselves went off the boil early in the season, chalking up just two points from a run of four games, but their defence has been more miserly still. Far more fun to watch are the interlopers in the top four; the Stallions look newly energised under new manager Aoife Cresci, Susan Monaghan the unlikely young star in midfield and a young, refreshed front three tearing teams apart, and Gallant Cross, whose Shehu replacement Fantacci has got off to a strong start of nine goals in 13. North Hall round out the top five, with Rozelle and Southern Star conspicuous absentees.

Rockridge Phoenix have been characteristically tumultuous. They beat North Hall 2-0 away only to drop points at home to lowly Rosbank; they took seven points from Stars, Rozelle and Marque before losing to Southrons-Errant. Kotaro Katsura has merely been very good, not an electrifyig star, but Kambiz Ortan’s picked up the slack up front. All in all they’re almost certainly safe, at least, and do have a shout of IFCF football. There’s a little island of safety in lower midtable, with five points splitting those who have amassed a point-per-game - great for an oddly gunshy Royal and Southrons, not so great for a hugely underwhelming Marque - and those who have not.

Twin Saints occupy the one position of safety in the bottom four, boasting a fair goal difference but not much else, while Rosbank Town’s propensity to get hammered puts them in the playoff place. Rosbank looked at first to be making incremental gains - after Kingsgrove bashed them 4-0, they lost 3-0 and then 2-0 in their subsequent games - but after a slight boost in form, they’ve slipped to losing their last four. Franziska Locke is an intriguing disappointment, the AFC Treason loanee and Nephara youth international having been seen as something of a coup. She has scored precisely once, despite Jancis Adrian’s faith in her.

Lotus Park are winless in 13 - actually, Rosbank are the only team they’ve beaten, and that was the aforementioned 3-0 - and were their manager not the well-respected and well-credentialled Russ Shorten he’d surely be gone. Instead, the dubious honour of the first sacking goes to Florian Burnes, after ten games without a win to start the season. New manager Teagan Bridges did get off to a winning start, a Morten Christensen brace supplemented by an absolute screamer from Sarah Reid. Their victims? Lotus Park. Still, the Teamsters haven’t won since.

Surprising absolutely nobody, Premier Rozelle have amassed 40 points from a possible 45. A rate of two and a half per game, which by coincidence matches how much their wage bill dwarfs any of their rivals. Lienke Vesper, a respected player and World Cup champion, looks like her soul is dying on the touchline. Two games into the McCowan’s B-League season, rumours were swirling she faced the axe, when a plucky Endeavour Brenecia held her Eels to a 1-1 draw. Yes, two. But Premier recovered, and it’s impossible to see them losing their twelve-point lead on third. Alliance make up the other promotion spot. The relegation battle is tight, with Finbar Stalwarts currently backed up closest to the edge, with one exception. Shaleport Rangers are terrible and look completely out of their depth.

RenewTec Cup
First Round
Scalps and Close Calls

Chafford Saracens 0-0 Northern Union (0-1 AET)
Stourhead 1-1 Lotus Park (1-2 AET)
Southern Star 0-1 Snowden River

Hammerings
Hall Spitfires 0-10 Northern Stallions
Rockridge Phoenix 7-0 Glendower River

AL vs. AL
Royal Westpike 2-0 Rosbank Town

Otter Ferry 0-1 Rozelle
Platwood 0-4 Chrysler Town
AFC Swanbridge 0-2 Guilder
Brackford Rovers 1-2 Sharrow
Francisca Orient 1-1 Twin Saints (1-2 AET)
Southrons-Errant 1-0 Randwick Town
Townsend Raiders 1-2 Hawk Reach
Marque 5-0 Southside Wanderers
Fiana Cove 3-0 Shaleport Rangers
Kearney Township 0-5 AFC Westpike
Premier Rozelle 2-2 Falkner United (3-2 AET)
Spearcove Mariners 0-2 Proudcastle
Marque Leichiai 1-1 Finbar Stalwarts (1-1 AET, 3-4 PKs)
Skerrick Pathfinders 5-4 AFC Swayback
Alexavale FC 0-5 Kingsgrove
North Hall 4-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Fentonbridge 4-2 Rozelle Archers
Chafford 2-0 Suttonstrand FC
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-2 Lastcreek Ramblers
AFC Conomore 1-2 Coppersmith
Scaffield 1-0 St. Alexander
Pikemouth 0-2 Gallant Cross
Yeoman Dale 0-2 Knightstone FC
Falkner Crescent 1-2 Razorback Hill
Mount Roland 2-1 Rozelle Alliance
Alnwick Glade 1-2 Stonewash Town


Second Round
Scalps and Close Calls

North Hall 1-3 Fentonbridge

Hammerings
Razorback Hill 0-9 Rockridge Phoenix

AL vs. AL
Northern Union 2-2 Guilder (2-3 AET)
Twin Saints 1-0 Southrons-Errant

Rozelle 3-0 Chrysler Town
Royal Westpike 4-1 Sharrow
Hawk Reach 0-3 Marque
Fiana Cove 1-3 AFC Westpike
Premier Rozelle 0-0 Proudcastle (0-0 AET, 3-4 PKs)
Finbar Stalwarts 1-3 Northern Stallions
Skerrick Pathfinders 0-3 Kingsgrove
Chafford 0-1 Snowden River
Lastcreek Ramblers 1-1 Coppersmith (1-2 AET)
Scaffield 0-1 Lotus Park
Gallant Cross 2-0 Knightstone FC
Mount Roland 1-1 Stonewash Town (1-2 AET)


Third Round
AL vs. AL
Rozelle 0-3 Guilder
Royal Westpike 1-0 Twin Saints
Marque 1-0 AFC Westpike
Lotus Park 1-2 Gallant Cross

Proudcastle 0-3 Northern Stallions
Kingsgrove 2-0 Fentonbridge
Snowden River 2-2 Coppersmith (2-3 AET)
Rockridge Phoenix 3-0 Stonewash Town


Quarterfinalists
Guilder vs. Royal Westpike
Marque vs. Northern Stallions
Kingsgrove vs. Coppersmith
Gallant Cross vs. Rockridge Phoenix

McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P  W  D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Kingsgrove 15 10 5 0 33 9 +24 35
2 Northern Stallions 15 9 4 2 28 14 +14 31

3 Northern Union 15 8 5 2 21 6 +15 29
4 Gallant Cross 15 9 1 5 23 17 +6 28
5 North Hall 15 8 4 3 18 14 +4 28

6 Rozelle 15 7 4 4 27 12 +15 25
7 Southern Star 15 7 3 5 18 14 +4 24
8 Rockridge Phoenix 15 7 3 5 19 16 +3 24
9 Guilder 15 6 4 5 19 16 +3 22
10 Royal Westpike 15 4 5 6 13 24 -11 17
11 Marque 15 4 3 8 16 23 -7 15
12 Southrons-Errant 15 3 6 6 14 24 -10 15
13 Twin Saints 15 2 4 9 13 22 -9 10
14 Rosbank Town 15 2 4 9 11 31 -20 10
15 Lotus Park 15 1 5 9 13 23 -10 8
16 AFC Westpike 15 1 4 10 14 35 -21 7

McCOWAN’S B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Premier Rozelle 15 13 1 1 40 13 +27 40
2 Rozelle Alliance 15 9 3 3 32 21 +11 30

3 Falkner United 15 9 1 5 25 17 +8 28
4 Pikemouth 15 7 5 3 24 15 +9 26
5 Francisca Orient 15 8 2 5 20 16 +4 26
6 Chafford 15 7 4 4 16 18 -2 25
7 Proudcastle 15 7 3 5 21 14 +7 24
8 Snowden River 15 5 5 5 17 23 -6 20
9 Stourhead 15 5 4 6 10 18 -8 19
10 Fiana Cove 15 4 5 6 26 31 -5 17
11 Endeavour Brenecia 15 5 2 8 16 23 -7 17
12 Rozelle Archers 15 4 4 7 29 30 -1 16
13 AFC Swanbridge 15 4 3 8 23 25 -2 15
14 Coppersmith 15 5 0 10 15 26 -11 15
15 Finbar Stalwarts 15 4 1 10 14 22 -8 13
16 Shaleport Rangers 15 2 1 12 9 25 -16 7
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MATCHDAY 16
Rosbank Town 1-2 Kingsgrove
Southrons-Errant 1-3 Marque
Lotus Park 1-2 North Hall
AFC Westpike 0-1 Rozelle
Guilder 0-1 Northern Stallions
Royal Westpike 4-4 Southern Star
Rockridge Phoenix 0-1 Northern Union
Gallant Cross 2-3 Twin Saints
MATCHDAY 17
Kingsgrove 2-1 Southrons-Errant
Rosbank Town 1-2 Lotus Park
Marque 7-1 AFC Westpike
North Hall 3-0 Guilder
Rozelle 4-1 Royal Westpike
Northern Stallions 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Southern Star 1-1 Gallant Cross
Northern Union 7-2 Twin Saints
MATCHDAY 18
Lotus Park 1-2 Kingsgrove
AFC Westpike 1-0 Southrons-Errant
Guilder 1-1 Rosbank Town
Royal Westpike 0-3 Marque
Rockridge Phoenix 0-1 North Hall
Gallant Cross 1-1 Rozelle
Twin Saints 0-1 Northern Stallions
Northern Union 0-3 Southern Star
MATCHDAY 19
Kingsgrove 6-0 AFC Westpike
Lotus Park 1-1 Guilder
Southrons-Errant 0-1 Royal Westpike
Rosbank Town 2-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Marque 2-1 Gallant Cross
North Hall 2-1 Twin Saints
Rozelle 0-1 Northern Union
Northern Stallions 3-5 Southern Star
MATCHDAY 20
Guilder 1-6 Kingsgrove
Royal Westpike 2-1 AFC Westpike
Rockridge Phoenix 1-2 Lotus Park
Gallant Cross 0-0 Southrons-Errant
Twin Saints 1-3 Rosbank Town
Northern Union 2-0 Marque
Southern Star 1-2 North Hall
Northern Stallions 0-1 Rozelle
MATCHDAY 21
Kingsgrove 6-2 Royal Westpike
Guilder 1-3 Rockridge Phoenix
AFC Westpike 0-1 Gallant Cross
Lotus Park 2-2 Twin Saints
Southrons-Errant 0-1 Northern Union
Rosbank Town 1-1 Southern Star
Marque 2-3 Northern Stallions
North Hall 0-0 Rozelle
MATCHDAY 22
Rockridge Phoenix 1-3 Kingsgrove
Gallant Cross 5-0 Royal Westpike
Twin Saints 1-0 Guilder
Northern Union 3-0 AFC Westpike
Southern Star 1-4 Lotus Park
Northern Stallions 1-1 Southrons-Errant
Rozelle 2-0 Rosbank Town
North Hall 0-2 Marque
MATCHDAY 16
Fiana Cove 0-2 Proudcastle
Shaleport Rangers 1-2 Coppersmith
Francisca Orient 3-0 Snowden River
Pikemouth 2-0 Chafford
Falkner United 1-4 Premier Rozelle
Rozelle Alliance 1-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Endeavour Brenecia 1-1 Rozelle Archers
AFC Swanbridge 1-0 Stourhead
MATCHDAY 17
Proudcastle 0-0 Shaleport Rangers
Fiana Cove 0-2 Francisca Orient
Coppersmith 1-2 Pikemouth
Snowden River 1-2 Falkner United
Chafford 0-1 Rozelle Alliance
Premier Rozelle 4-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Finbar Stalwarts 0-1 AFC Swanbridge
Rozelle Archers 1-1 Stourhead
MATCHDAY 18
Francisca Orient 0-1 Proudcastle
Pikemouth 3-0 Shaleport Rangers
Falkner United 2-2 Fiana Cove
Rozelle Alliance 0-1 Coppersmith
Endeavour Brenecia 2-1 Snowden River
AFC Swanbridge 0-6 Chafford
Stourhead 0-6 Premier Rozelle
Rozelle Archers 0-0 Finbar Stalwarts
MATCHDAY 19
Proudcastle 1-0 Pikemouth
Francisca Orient 2-2 Falkner United
Shaleport Rangers 2-6 Rozelle Alliance
Fiana Cove 1-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Coppersmith 2-0 AFC Swanbridge
Snowden River 1-0 Stourhead
Chafford 3-4 Rozelle Archers
Premier Rozelle 1-0 Finbar Stalwarts
MATCHDAY 20
Falkner United 0-1 Proudcastle
Rozelle Alliance 0-2 Pikemouth
Endeavour Brenecia 0-1 Francisca Orient
AFC Swanbridge 2-0 Shaleport Rangers
Stourhead 2-0 Fiana Cove
Rozelle Archers 1-1 Coppersmith
Finbar Stalwarts 1-0 Snowden River
Premier Rozelle 1-1 Chafford
MATCHDAY 21
Proudcastle 1-0 Rozelle Alliance
Falkner United 1-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Pikemouth 1-0 AFC Swanbridge
Francisca Orient 2-0 Stourhead
Shaleport Rangers 2-4 Rozelle Archers
Fiana Cove 1-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Coppersmith 3-3 Premier Rozelle
Snowden River 0-1 Chafford
MATCHDAY 22
Endeavour Brenecia 0-2 Proudcastle
AFC Swanbridge 0-1 Rozelle Alliance
Stourhead 0-1 Falkner United
Rozelle Archers 1-1 Pikemouth
Finbar Stalwarts 0-2 Francisca Orient
Premier Rozelle 2-0 Shaleport Rangers
Chafford 3-1 Fiana Cove
Snowden River 1-1 Coppersmith

87 minutes in, Kingsgrove were somehow on course for a scarcely-conceivable fifth straight 1-1 draw. This time, to lowly Rosbank Town. Then, mercy of mercies, Siafik swings in a high corner, Fabian and Thorne run into each other and the ball falls straight to brawny Nepharan centre-half Reina Turnbull, who doesn’t know a whole lot about what’s going on but still shin-bashes the ball into the net on instinct. Two more nail-biting but less fluky 2-1 wins over weak opposition followed… then they smashed six past Westpike, six past Guilder, six past the Cavaliers. They’re on seven wins on the spin, now, and it would take a calamitous collapse for Union to catch them now.

Union fans, then, will be looking back fondly to… Kingsgrove’s calamitous collapse last year, which allowed Union to catch them. But they’ve lost ground, winning six of their last seven and yet completely gutpunched by Southern Star, somehow losing 3-0 to a uselessly mercurial vintage of the Lions presently languishing in 7th. Cross have slipped out of the top five, but the Stallions cling on. Marque have recovered somewhat from their appalling start - you know, they haven’t lost twice as many matches as they’d won anymore - a lurching back to form coinciding, as fans are all too happy to say they told everyone so, with the re-introduction of captain and talisman Lavinia Riitsi to regular starts. Ecaterine Svobiene might be held in great esteem by the club, but she’s a product for the future and looked out of her depth in a way that the ever-consistent Riitsi is pretty much incapable of.

Rockridge, Guilder and the Cavaliers have stayed on-track for survival, with something approaching comfort, but those in the relegation battle have largely got their shit together to some extent. Lotus Park were rewarded for keeping their faith in Russ Shorten, a series of gutsy draws and narrow wins keeping them in sight of safety before abruptly carving Star apart, Kara Ciogach chalking up a perfect hat-trick in a 4-1 demolition. Rosbank, the Twins and the Southrons are in roughly the same valley of salvageable mediocrity, which is a level beyond what AFC Westpike can reach, and the Teamsters have been cut seven points adrift of safety. Why’s that? Well, 55 goals conceded in just 22 games probably doesn’t help, an injury to goalkeeper Udalaitz Altabegoiti particularly cruelling their hopes. Christensen, too, is injured, and Cwen Harper almost immediately fell out with the new manager (supposedly over pasta). Westpike are all but down.

In the second tier, Premier Rozelle continue to lay waste to all opposition, but there’s been something close to a hitch of late. Back-to-back draws were followed up with, hosting Shaleport Rangers - the lowly, pathetic Shaleport Rangers, who have managed a barely conceivable eight (8) points over the 22 games so far - the worst crime of all. Thanks in large part to some courageous lunging tackles from Zalman Rodara, and it could be argued a referee who was not altogether unhappy to see Premier fall, the Eels… take until the 40th minute to take the lead from Chloe Minassian. Minassian sets up Crowe for a far-post tap-in in the 82nd minute. 2-0. Just 2-0, over bloody Shaleport! Rumours swirl again that Vesper’s sacking is imminent.

RenewTec Cup Quarterfinals
Guilder 1-0 Royal Westpike
Royal Westpike 2-1 Guilder
2-2 on aggregate. Guilder win on away goals.

Marque 2-3 Northern Stallions
Northern Stallions 1-2 Marque
4-4 on aggregate. Northern Stallions win on away goals.

Kingsgrove 3-0 Coppersmith
Coppersmith 0-0 Kingsgrove
Kingsgrove win 3-0 on aggregate.

Gallant Cross 0-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Rockridge Phoenix 0-0 Gallant Cross
Rockridge Phoenix win 1-0 on aggregate.

McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Kingsgrove 22 17 5 0 60 16 +44 56
2 Northern Union 22 14 5 3 36 11 +25 47

3 Northern Stallions 22 13 5 4 38 23 +15 44
4 North Hall 22 13 5 4 28 19 +9 44
5 Rozelle 22 11 6 5 36 15 +21 39

6 Gallant Cross 22 11 4 7 34 24 +10 37
7 Southern Star 22 9 6 7 34 29 +5 33
8 Marque 22 9 3 10 35 31 +4 30
9 Rockridge Phoenix 22 8 3 11 25 27 -2 27
10 Guilder 22 6 6 10 23 32 -9 24
11 Royal Westpike 22 6 6 10 23 47 -24 24
12 Lotus Park 22 4 7 11 26 33 -7 19
13 Rosbank Town 22 4 6 12 20 41 -21 18
14 Twin Saints 22 4 5 13 23 39 -16 17
15 Southrons-Errant 22 3 8 11 17 33 -16 17
16 AFC Westpike 22 2 4 16 17 55 -38 10

McCOWAN’S B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Premier Rozelle 22 18 3 1 61 19 +42 57
2 Proudcastle 22 13 4 5 29 14 +15 43

3 Pikemouth 22 12 6 4 35 18 +17 42
4 Rozelle Alliance 22 13 3 6 41 27 +14 42
5 Francisca Orient 22 13 3 6 32 19 +13 42
6 Falkner United 22 12 3 7 34 27 +7 39
7 Chafford 22 10 5 7 30 27 +3 35
8 Rozelle Archers 22 6 9 7 41 39 +2 27
9 Coppersmith 22 8 3 11 26 34 -8 27
10 AFC Swanbridge 22 7 3 12 27 35 -8 24
11 Fiana Cove 22 6 6 10 31 42 -11 24
12 Snowden River 22 6 6 10 21 33 -12 24
13 Stourhead 22 6 5 11 13 30 -17 23
14 Endeavour Brenecia 22 6 3 13 20 34 -14 21
15 Finbar Stalwarts 22 5 2 15 15 28 -13 17
16 Shaleport Rangers 22 2 2 18 14 44 -30 8


MATCHDAY 23
Kingsgrove 2-0 Gallant Cross
Rockridge Phoenix 0-0 Twin Saints
Royal Westpike 1-2 Northern Union
Guilder 0-4 Southern Star
AFC Westpike 3-1 Northern Stallions
Lotus Park 1-3 Rozelle
Southrons-Errant 0-3 North Hall
Rosbank Town 0-0 Marque
MATCHDAY 24
Twin Saints 0-2 Kingsgrove
Northern Union 1-2 Gallant Cross
Southern Star 3-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Northern Stallions 0-1 Royal Westpike
Rozelle 1-2 Guilder
North Hall 1-0 AFC Westpike
Marque 2-2 Lotus Park
Rosbank Town 2-0 Southrons-Errant
MATCHDAY 25
Kingsgrove 0-1 Northern Union
Twin Saints 0-2 Southern Star
Gallant Cross 0-0 Northern Stallions
Rockridge Phoenix 2-2 Rozelle
Royal Westpike 0-1 North Hall
Guilder 1-2 Marque
AFC Westpike 0-0 Rosbank Town
Lotus Park 4-1 Southrons-Errant
MATCHDAY 26
Southern Star 0-1 Kingsgrove
Northern Stallions 1-4 Northern Union
Rozelle 0-0 Twin Saints
North Hall 1-1 Gallant Cross
Marque 1-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Rosbank Town 0-2 Royal Westpike
Southrons-Errant 1-1 Guilder
Lotus Park 0-2 AFC Westpike
MATCHDAY 27
Kingsgrove 2-0 Northern Stallions
Southern Star 0-0 Rozelle
Northern Union 2-0 North Hall
Twin Saints 0-1 Marque
Gallant Cross 0-1 Rosbank Town
Rockridge Phoenix 0-2 Southrons-Errant
Royal Westpike 0-1 Lotus Park
Guilder 1-4 AFC Westpike
MATCHDAY 28
Rozelle 1-1 Kingsgrove
North Hall 0-2 Northern Stallions
Marque 2-2 Southern Star
Rosbank Town 0-1 Northern Union
Southrons-Errant 1-2 Twin Saints
Lotus Park 0-2 Gallant Cross
AFC Westpike 1-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Guilder 0-1 Royal Westpike
MATCHDAY 29
Kingsgrove 2-0 North Hall
Rozelle 2-2 Marque
Northern Stallions 1-0 Rosbank Town
Southern Star 5-0 Southrons-Errant
Northern Union 3-0 Lotus Park
Twin Saints 3-2 AFC Westpike
Gallant Cross 1-2 Guilder
Rockridge Phoenix 0-0 Royal Westpike
MATCHDAY 23
Proudcastle 2-1 AFC Swanbridge
Endeavour Brenecia 0-1 Stourhead
Rozelle Alliance 0-0 Rozelle Archers
Falkner United 2-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Pikemouth 2-2 Premier Rozelle
Francisca Orient 1-2 Chafford
Shaleport Rangers 0-1 Snowden River
Fiana Cove 0-0 Coppersmith
MATCHDAY 24
Stourhead 1-1 Proudcastle
Rozelle Archers 1-0 AFC Swanbridge
Finbar Stalwarts 0-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Premier Rozelle 2-1 Rozelle Alliance
Chafford 0-0 Falkner United
Snowden River 2-3 Pikemouth
Coppersmith 5-0 Francisca Orient
Fiana Cove 4-0 Shaleport Rangers
MATCHDAY 25
Proudcastle 3-1 Rozelle Archers
Stourhead 0-0 Finbar Stalwarts
AFC Swanbridge 0-3 Premier Rozelle
Endeavour Brenecia 1-0 Chafford
Rozelle Alliance 2-1 Snowden River
Falkner United 0-1 Coppersmith
Pikemouth 2-3 Fiana Cove
Francisca Orient 2-0 Shaleport Rangers
MATCHDAY 26
Finbar Stalwarts 1-1 Proudcastle
Premier Rozelle 3-0 Rozelle Archers
Chafford 2-1 Stourhead
Snowden River 2-1 AFC Swanbridge
Coppersmith 0-3 Endeavour Brenecia
Fiana Cove 0-4 Rozelle Alliance
Shaleport Rangers 0-4 Falkner United
Francisca Orient 0-1 Pikemouth
MATCHDAY 27
Proudcastle 1-0 Premier Rozelle
Finbar Stalwarts 2-1 Chafford
Rozelle Archers 3-0 Snowden River
Stourhead 0-0 Coppersmith
AFC Swanbridge 5-0 Fiana Cove
Endeavour Brenecia 3-3 Shaleport Rangers
Rozelle Alliance 2-0 Francisca Orient
Falkner United 3-0 Pikemouth
MATCHDAY 28
Chafford 1-0 Proudcastle
Snowden River 1-2 Premier Rozelle
Coppersmith 5-1 Finbar Stalwarts
Fiana Cove 0-2 Rozelle Archers
Shaleport Rangers 0-2 Stourhead
Francisca Orient 2-2 AFC Swanbridge
Pikemouth 2-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Falkner United 2-3 Rozelle Alliance
MATCHDAY 29
Proudcastle 3-0 Snowden River
Chafford 2-1 Coppersmith
Premier Rozelle 1-1 Fiana Cove
Finbar Stalwarts 2-1 Shaleport Rangers
Rozelle Archers 1-1 Francisca Orient
Stourhead 1-3 Pikemouth
AFC Swanbridge 1-4 Falkner United
Endeavour Brenecia 2-1 Rozelle Alliance

The title returns to Rozelle. Not to Rozelle the club, you understand, who never found consistency and cling to fifth by a thread. But Rozelle the city, Rozelle the capital, Rozelle the insistently self-styled home of football in Brenecia. Northern Union did manage to beat Kingsgrove at home, but it couldn’t stop the Royals from clinching the league with games to spare. The Stallions stumbled, with a poor sequence of results including back-to-back defeats to both Westpike sides, but they’re able to secure a hugely impressive top four finish along with Hall. Rozelle, Star and Cross will fight over fifth.

Sadly for all, an interesting, fresh side in Southrons-Errant … started losing to pretty much anyone and everyone, stumbling from calamity to calamity, even failing to score goals as the previously-prolific Seneca Kemp endured a barren run of seven games, then finally got on the scoresheet, and then got injured for the rest of the season. Their fate was sealed in decisive fashion, Southern Star - finally getting their shit together - pumping them 5-0. Lotus Park, Rosbank Town and Twin Saints have been mediocre in a way that’s difficult to talk about; suffice to say, they’re fighting to avoid the relegation playoff. Cwen Harper reconciled with Teagan Bridges, fired the team to a 3-1 win over the Stallions, then got injured and missed the rest of the season; Westpike are down, nailed to the foot of the table.

Premier’s swoon continues with a 2-2 draw to Pikemouth - Lienke Vesper gets a ‘vote of confidence’ - but a gutsy 2-1 win over local rivals Alliance, who have somewhat faceciously painted themselves as defenders of truth, justice and the grassroots by comparison, steadies the ship. By the time they next drop points, losing 1-0 to Proudcastle, the title is already theirs. But it’s a result with big implications on the other promotion places, a four-way battle in which Proudcastle hold the advantage. Alliance slip to third after defeat against Endeavour, who have proven a reliable banana skin this year, with Pikemouth and Falkner United operating with slim hopes. Pikemouth may have pulled off a maneuvre unique in professional sport in an audacious bid to take third on goal difference going into the final day, manager Liang Bo sending goalkeeper Alain Donnet up for a corner at… 3-0 up, over Stourhead. The corner is cleared and Sheena Megson runs up the other end and scores, but the difference between 3-1 and 3-0 is largely immaterial for Pikemouth, where a fourth goal would have meant that both sides drawing secured them in third. It would take both losing for Falkner United to have a hope, but hope springs eternal.

RenewTec Cup Semifinals
Guilder 0-1 Northern Stallions
Northern Stallions 1-1 Guilder
Northern Stallions win 2-1 on aggregate.

Kingsgrove 1-3 Rockridge Phoenix
Rockridge Phoenix 0-0 Kingsgrove
Rockridge Phoenix win 3-1 on aggregate.

McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Kingsgrove 29 22 6 1 70 18 +52 72
2 Northern Union 29 20 5 4 50 15 +35 65

3 North Hall 29 16 6 7 34 26 +8 54
4 Northern Stallions 29 15 6 8 43 33 +10 51
5 Rozelle 29 12 11 6 45 23 +22 47

6 Southern Star 29 13 8 8 50 32 +18 47
7 Gallant Cross 29 13 6 10 40 31 +9 45
8 Marque 29 11 8 10 45 39 +6 41
9 Rockridge Phoenix 29 9 7 13 30 36 -6 34
10 Royal Westpike 29 9 7 13 28 51 -23 34
11 Guilder 29 8 7 14 30 46 -16 31
12 Lotus Park 29 6 8 15 34 46 -12 26
13 Rosbank Town 29 6 8 15 23 45 -22 26
14 Twin Saints 29 6 7 16 28 47 -19 25
15 Southrons-Errant 29 4 9 16 22 50 -28 21
16 AFC Westpike 29 5 5 19 29 63 -34 20

McCOWAN’S B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Premier Rozelle 29 22 5 2 74 25 +49 71
2 Proudcastle 29 17 6 6 40 19 +21 57

3 Rozelle Alliance 29 17 4 8 54 34 +20 55
4 Pikemouth 29 16 7 6 48 29 +19 55
5 Falkner United 29 16 4 9 49 32 +17 52
6 Chafford 29 14 6 9 38 33 +5 48
7 Francisca Orient 29 14 5 10 38 32 +6 47
8 Rozelle Archers 29 9 11 9 49 46 +3 38
9 Coppersmith 29 11 5 13 38 40 -2 38
10 Endeavour Brenecia 29 10 4 15 30 41 -11 34
11 Fiana Cove 29 8 8 13 39 56 -17 32
12 Stourhead 29 8 8 13 19 36 -17 32
13 Snowden River 29 8 6 15 28 47 -19 30
14 AFC Swanbridge 29 8 4 17 37 49 -12 28
15 Finbar Stalwarts 29 7 4 18 21 39 -18 25
16 Shaleport Rangers 29 2 3 24 18 62 -44 9


McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE FINALE
Marque 1-1 Kingsgrove
Rosbank Town 0-2 North Hall
Southrons-Errant 3-1 Rozelle
Lotus Park 1-1 Northern Stallions
AFC Westpike 3-1 Southern Star
Guilder 1-4 Northern Union
Royal Westpike 3-3 Twin Saints
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Gallant Cross

Rozelle could remove all tension from the IFCF race by simply beating an already-relegated Southrons-Errant, but they’re considerate, and instead lose 3-1. Southern Star, then, are presented with the opportunity to salvage their season and scrape into the IFCF. They simply have to beat an already-relegated Westpike - or even, you know, get a point - and… instead lose 3-1. Gallant Cross, then, have to beat Rockridge, a side with nothing to play for and nothing at stake. They draw. Royal Westpike three times take the lead against Twin Saints but are three times pegged back, with even the hapless lumbering oaf Uathach Walker coming off the bench to score late for the Twins; that’s enough to save them, as Rosbank Town are well-beaten by North Hall.

McCOWAN’S B-LEAGUE FINALE
Coppersmith 1-1 Proudcastle
Fiana Cove 1-1 Snowden River
Shaleport Rangers 0-1 Chafford
Francisca Orient 0-1 Premier Rozelle
Pikemouth 1-1 Finbar Stalwarts
Falkner United 1-1 Rozelle Archers
Rozelle Alliance 4-1 Stourhead
Endeavour Brenecia 4-1 AFC Swanbridge

None of the three teams vying to avoid the drop manage to win, meaning that Swanbridge’s especial non-win, getting destroyed 4-1 by Endeavour, goes unpunished; they’ll be in the playoff. Rozelle Alliance do their part, beating Stourhead by the same scoreline, while Pikemouth are defied by a determined Finbar Stalwarts who in very Solomonic fashion carve out a 1-1 draw that gives neither team what they want. By the end, they’re all waiting on 2nd-placed Proudcastle, who are 1-0 up against Coppersmith with 95 minutes played and two minutes of extra time. Simple, no? Except that the referee is waiting with word in his ear as a McCowan’s P-p-puffin Ice-Cream Biscuit Crunch Video Assistant Referee review is bringing word of a missed handball, skimming off Yohan Gauthier’s arm. It’s given, Bastin slams home the penalty and denies Proudcastle their promotion. As for Shaleport, they almost reach a double-digit point tally for the season. Then Keeley scores a glancing header. So they don’t.

’MOCHA DO!’ C-LEAGUE FINALE
Razorback Hill 3-0 Sharrow
Alnwick Glade 0-4 Chrysler Town
Townsend Raiders 0-2 Mount Roland
Hawk Reach 1-2 AFC Swayback
St. Alexander 2-0 Stonewash Town
Otter Ferry 1-2 Fentonbridge
Marque Leichiai 0-1 Scaffield
Randwick Town 2-2 Spearcove Mariners

’MOCHA DO!’ D-LEAGUE FINALE
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-0 Brackford Rovers
Falkner Crescent 3-0 Alexavale FC
Knightstone FC 2-2 Chafford Saracens
Glendower River 3-1 Platwood
Suttonstrand FC 2-1 Skerrick Pathfinders
Southside Wanderers 1-7 Hall Spitfires
AFC Conomore 0-0 Kearney Township
Yeoman Dale 0-1 Lastcreek Ramblers

RELEGATION PLAYOFFS
Spearcove Mariners 0-3 Glendower River
AFC Swanbridge 1-1 St. Alexander (1-1 AET, 5-3 pens)
Rosbank Town 1-0 Proudcastle

In an odd quirk, Glendower River - relegated last season after losing the playoff 3-0 - win their playoff 3-0 to come straight back up. St. Alexander lose their bid to do the same on penalties, Rollo Varney the hero between the sticks for the Swans, or alternatively Larissa Clarke the useless moron for the Saints depending on one’s perspective. It was a weak penalty. As for the big one, Belle Barclay trips up Yohan Gauthier - who has not had a good week - before drilling a shot past de Anglada’s near post in the 12th minute, a goal Rosbank cling to throughout.

RENEWTEC CUP FINAL
Northern Stallions 6-2 Rockridge Phoenix

The Stallions give the Phoenix a thorough and one-sided going-over, a match in which all their young (and youngish) guns get a chance to shine. Salvia Farrier leads the line with characteristic aplomb, braids flying behind her as she crunches Oches just three minutes in, both falling to the ground but Farrier, crucially, able to hook the ball aside; Marusak runs onto it and drives it low past Muhammad. A piledriver from Monaghan sets the Stallions off after just ten minutes, a header from Farrier makes it three and an inelegant goalmouth scramble is driven in by late arrival Garrett for four before the end of the half, though Midtjaer strikes late at the other end just before the break to give Rockridge a hypothetical chance of coming back. It becomes less hypothetical when Katsura drops a free kick on Sinclair, who makes it 4-2… but then Farrier and substitute Simeoniwic end all doubt in a decisive final victory.

CEDC FINAL
North Hall 2-0 Northern Union

Charles Hunter surely has to be setting his sights on greener pastures, now, as an excellent domestic season is capped off by a composed, mature performance in the regional final. There’s more than a hint of fortune in a first half Union dominate, and it culminates in the young, talented but young Hadley crudely chopping down Pace on the edge of the area. Hall fans groan. It was about to be half-time. And yet, Felicia Brind’s stupid cocky marcher penalty goes straight down the middle, and Hekima Drenel keeps her nerve, stands her ground and saves it. In the 51st minute, Hall take the lead through Galatanos heading home an Archer corner and they don’t look back, Sylvia Marusak driving home a decisive second late on.

McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Kingsgrove 30 22 7 1 71 19 +52 73
2 Northern Union 30 21 5 4 54 16 +38 68

3 North Hall 30 17 6 7 36 26 +10 57
4 Northern Stallions 30 15 7 8 44 34 +10 52
5 Rozelle 30 12 11 7 46 26 +20 47
6 Southern Star 30 13 8 9 51 35 +16 47
7 Gallant Cross 30 13 7 10 41 32 +9 46
8 Marque 30 11 9 10 46 40 +6 42
9 Rockridge Phoenix 30 9 8 13 31 37 -6 35
10 Royal Westpike 30 9 8 13 31 54 -23 35
11 Guilder 30 8 7 15 31 50 -19 31
12 Lotus Park 30 6 9 15 35 47 -12 27
13 Twin Saints 30 6 8 16 31 50 -19 26
14 Rosbank Town 30 6 8 16 23 47 -24 26
15 Southrons-Errant 30 5 9 16 25 51 -26 24
16 AFC Westpike 30 6 5 19 32 64 -32 23
AWARDS
Golden Boot (Goals Scored): Danand Tristram (KNG) - 23
Golden Ball (Player of the Year): Miriam Troegner (KNG)
Golden Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Caoimhin Hadley (NTH)
Manager of the Year: Kendall Childress (RWP)

McCOWAN’S B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Premier Rozelle 30 23 5 2 75 25 +50 74
2 Rozelle Alliance 30 18 4 8 58 35 +23 58

3 Proudcastle 30 17 7 6 41 20 +21 58
4 Pikemouth 30 16 8 6 49 30 +19 56
5 Falkner United 30 16 5 9 50 33 +17 53
6 Chafford 30 15 6 9 39 33 +6 51
7 Francisca Orient 30 14 5 11 38 33 +5 47
8 Rozelle Archers 30 9 12 9 50 47 +3 39
9 Coppersmith 30 11 6 13 39 41 -2 39
10 Endeavour Brenecia 30 11 4 15 34 42 -8 37
11 Fiana Cove 30 8 9 13 40 57 -17 33
12 Stourhead 30 8 8 14 20 40 -20 32
13 Snowden River 30 8 7 15 29 48 -19 31
14 AFC Swanbridge 30 8 4 18 38 53 -15 28
15 Finbar Stalwarts 30 7 5 18 22 40 -18 26
16 Shaleport Rangers 30 2 3 25 18 63 -45 9
AWARDS
Golden Boot (Goals Scored): Lilly Taylor (PRR) - 28
Golden Ball (Player of the Year): Desdemona Ndlovu (PRR)
Golden Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Cerys Staplewood (PRC)
Manager of the Year: Tash Nawalka (FIC)

’MOCHA DO!’ C-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Otter Ferry 30 20 4 6 73 31 +42 64
2 Stonewash Town 30 19 5 6 56 23 +33 62

3 St. Alexander 30 19 4 7 47 26 +21 61
4 AFC Swayback 30 18 5 7 59 34 +25 59
5 Randwick Town 30 17 5 8 49 34 +15 56
6 Scaffield 30 14 8 8 45 30 +15 50
7 Mount Roland 30 13 8 9 32 25 +7 47
8 Sharrow 30 12 8 10 45 41 +4 44
9 Fentonbridge 30 12 6 12 32 32 +0 42
10 Chrysler Town 30 9 6 15 46 50 -4 33
11 Hawk Reach 30 8 7 15 27 45 -18 31
12 Razorback Hill 30 7 8 15 28 43 -15 29
13 Alnwick Glade 30 8 5 17 31 61 -30 29
14 Spearcove Mariners 30 5 9 16 38 68 -30 24
15 Townsend Raiders 30 5 6 19 37 73 -36 21
16 Marque Leichiai 30 4 6 20 32 61 -29 18

’MOCHA DO!’ D-LEAGUE
Pos Team                        P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Hall Spitfires 30 21 5 4 84 32 +52 68
2 FC Solidarity Falkner 30 19 6 5 43 17 +26 63
3 Glendower River 30 17 6 7 66 33 +33 57

4 Suttonstrand FC 30 17 6 7 54 33 +21 57
5 Brackford Rovers 30 13 10 7 43 30 +13 49
6 Chafford Saracens 30 12 8 10 45 38 +7 44
7 AFC Conomore 30 9 11 10 34 31 +3 38
8 Falkner Crescent 30 9 11 10 46 45 +1 38
9 Platwood 30 11 5 14 39 44 -5 38
10 Southside Wanderers 30 9 9 12 28 40 -12 36
11 Kearney Township 30 9 9 12 29 45 -16 36
12 Knightstone FC 30 8 8 14 46 52 -6 32
13 Lastcreek Ramblers 30 8 6 16 29 60 -31 30
14 Alexavale FC 30 8 3 19 33 62 -29 27
15 Skerrick Pathfinders 30 7 6 17 27 58 -31 27
16 Yeoman Dale 30 5 7 18 30 56 -26 22
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SEASON 84 - McCowan's A-League Preview

1. Northern Union
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Last Season: 2nd
Stadium: Redemption Park (50,000)
Nickname: Union
Manager: Dani Pendragon (51)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Goran Stroud (34, AUD); 17 - Pandora Finnerty (25), 5 - Altzibar Sarrible (31, ASG), 18 - Rhea Henderson (29), 3 - Otoln-Prant Ezi (26, QUS); 13 - Iseult Conway (25), 4 - Sharon Erskine (29, EUR); 7 - Moira Kenny (23, EUR), 8 - Felicia Brind (28), 10 - Tricia Pace (30); 9 - Jadwiga Lofthouse (23)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Karar-Falax Zev (25, QUS); 2 - RB - Sorcha Lonergan (33), 5 - CB - Horatius Chaumancer (35, COS), 8 - CM/AM - Gaia Penrith (31), 11 - LW - Oriole Blacklock (26), 16 - DM - Rhapsody Lane (26), 22 - RW/ST - Kitty Hazeldean (30), 26 - CB - Ibilx-Irtix Ono (27, QUS)
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Background Union are the biggest show in town. Everyone knows it. You're either with Union or against them, because they've specialised in taking all the big prizes and not made many friends along the way. Owned and fuelled by a mining magnate and favoured by the working class across North Hall and its surroundings, Union buy great players and back it up with ruthless, disciplined defence, and unapologetic gamesmanship. Famously, they were stripped of their 66 title and relegated to the fourth tier when they were found guilty of match-fixing, but they've recovered from that humiliation with suspicious pace. Still, even the hardest-hearted Brenecian has to admit that they do wonders for the UICA coefficient. Union's fiercest rival is Kingsgrove, their opposites in almost every way, but they hate bougie local North Hall as well.

2. Rozelle
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Last Season: 5th
Stadium: Meade Row (44,000)
Nickname: the Saints
Manager: Alora Heher (44, COS)
(4-3-3) 1 - Tiarnan Cove (30), 2 - Aine Cooper (20), 22 - Lucien Raeff (32, QUE), 18 - Tapio Niemenen (25, SRS), 3 - Nimue Culpepper (23); 14 - Rajmund Sitko (22), 4 - Annika Miller (28, NPH), 15 - Tyoma Laurette (25, CMT); 23 - Mathgamain Fife (27), 9 - Zinaida Woodcarver (21, QUE), 11 - Fortune Russell (30)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Ebony Carling (24); 6 - CB - Matheo Dybvik (35, VAL), 7 - ST - Felix Sebastian (30, NPH), 8 - CM - Crane Avery (30), 10 - AM - Stemmon Perrodien (32, COS)

Background A large, successful powerhouse, if not quite the juggernaut of the Big Two. Rozelle's support base is a match for Kingsgrove's, and along with United they've managed to pretty much partition the entire capital between the three of them. They have much of the big-money flash of Union with none of the scandal, much of the style of Kingsgrove without the smugness; the Rozelle Way is just to win, and win well, with good players. A look at their trophy cabinet confirms that they've managed to achieve this with admirable consistency.

3. Kingsgrove
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Last Season: Champions
Stadium: The New Royal (48,000)
Nickname: the Royals
Manager: Uther Corren (53)
(4-3-3) 20 - Mia Ria (36, CMT); 17 - Felice Lovibond (28), 19 - Hidawi (28, SHT), 5 - Reina Turnbull (28, NPH), 18 - Deimne Watermark (30); 14 - Anlysa Morland (24), 4 - Xuban Sarasketa (23, ASG), 9 - Jessica Siafik (33, SAJ); 10 - Miriam Troegner (25, VAL), 15 - Danand Tristram (26), 24 - Rhona Leonard (27)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Sonorous Lark (26); 2 - RB - Sonya Stezhenskaya (22, PYA), 8 - DM - Quan Darragh (25), 11 - LW - Setanta Ashvane (31), 23 - RW - Horan Parkes (26)

Background The southern powerhouse of Brenecia, but perhaps not even the biggest side in Rozelle; still, Kingsgrove are a symbol, and the natural arch-rival to Union. The insufferable talk of the Southern Way - trust in youth, focus on pace and vivacious attack - pervades the atmosphere, and in fairness the club has produced many of the nation's finest players and managers while continuing to achieve success both domestically and abroad. While their catchment is in theory only Rozelle's richer districts, their youth scouts will pluck anyone from anywhere, and they're the favoured club of many rural southern sides too small to have a professional side of their own - much like Union, in the north. But they've arguably grown decadent, and allowed Union to steal a march.

4. Southern Star
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Last Season: 6th
Stadium: Pride's Run (24,000)
Nickname: the Lions
Manager: Lenore Drummond (43) -- Maher Crowborough (41)
(4-4-2) 12 - Sorcha Tanner (27); 2 - Vivi Conlan (27, CYI), 18 - Axelv-Zorno Ivo (29, QUS), 6 - Chononso Uchi (27, BNJ), 13 - Mynah Seeler (26); 22 - Penumbra Till (29, NPH), 5 - Skaidrina Briggs (23), 23 - Medea Morin-Antonoff (25, QUE), 16 - Aidan Loxley (28); 17 - Manahaal Brimorii (29, MRN), 10 - Charlie Gray (30, EUR)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Rina Lazareva (32, HIN); 3 - LB - Rankin Prowatt (26), 4 - CM - Rurik Deimantas (31), 8 - CM - Simone Cantiff (30), 9 - ST - Sebastián Carreno (33, VLD), 15 - ST - Suada Bogdanić (22, PFA), 37 - CB - Lia Lindsey (19, GTK)

Background Once 'South Rathia', the Lions bear the unfortunate distinction of having suffered the worst ever A-League season and indeed one of the worst seasons in the history of modern top-flight football, attaining just three points over thirty miserable matches. The rebrand in its wake was as much about rebuilding a project that had turned stale, and more effectively rebasing in Lastcreek, the southern keystone of the sprawling Rathia region. On the pitch, a focus on doing a lot with a little has been replaced; they have the cash to throw, now. Their rivals are Northern Stallions (nee North Rathia), for fairly clear-cut reasons.

5. North Hall
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Last Season: 3rd
Stadium: The Aspire (40,000)
Nickname: the Northerners
Manager: Charles Hunter (51, EUR)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Hekima Drenel (32, SRS); 2 - Caoimhin Hadley (21), 5 - Nestoras Galatanos (27, VDR), 6 - Cara Keegan (28), 3 - Grey Merritt (28); 23 - Carmichael Straid (23), 20 - Tanya Messenger (27); 7 - Nuada Speaker (30), 8 - Gaheris Archer (29), 16 - Sylvia Marusak (22); 10 - Michael Cole (26, FVA)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Russ Cale (30); 4 - DM - Irene Vintner (35, NPH), 9 - ST - Valentino Escandon (33, AUD), 11 - LM - Rudi Moisander (31, NPH), 14 - AM - Jovani Cordier (27, EFL), 17 - RB - Rurik Cole (31)

Background Founded in the image of Muscular Christianity, Hall have always had a rather Puritan tint to it; formed by a well-meaning church group to help rehabilitate the corrupted youth of the area. The ghosts of this can be seen in their focus on physicality and discipline; the Northerners play fair, unlike cheating, superficially similar and nearby Union. North Hall the club will always claim to be the true club of North Hall the city, but nobody believes them. They've still enjoyed significant success over the years, always in the shadow of Union, outside the three glorious years their rivals spent in the wilderness.

6. Marque
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Last Season: 8th
Stadium: Goodship Road (32,000)
Nickname: the Privateers
Manager: Marian Ironside (45)
(4-3-3) 12 - Pietro Salinas (28, KSK); 2 - Veronika Fábián (23, PAS), 5 - Svante Whitfield (34, EFL), 6 - Celeste Taunton (29), 22 - Pavel Lockhart (28, NPH); 21 - Ecaterine Svobiene (21), 23 - Murgen Conrad (29), 10 - Armand Cariou (30, AUD); 7 - Niko Longshore (26), 12 - Bjorn Cohen (27, SNL), 16 - Pellegrin Csapo (30, PAS)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Scanlan Pritchard (34); 8 - CM - Lavinia Riitsi (33, MRN), 18 - CB - Rurik Grade (26), 19 - RB - Arnau Mata (30, DEL)

Background The roguish, explosive Privateers cultivate an image as Brenecia's second club, based out of the nation's key eastern port. Something is always going on there. The football has to be entertaining, there has to be a pathway for local talent, and winning ugly or boring just isn't enough. Well, unless there's silverware at the end of it. As a result, Marque have generally underachieved their potential, but the fans are happy. They like to bring some colour to bear against their stale local rivals, Orient.

7. Northern Stallions
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Last Season: 4th
Stadium: The New Road (24,000)
Nickname: the Stallions
Manager: Aoife Cresci (46)
(4-3-3) 1 - Clarisse Pike (31); 17 - Lexi Kinney (20, CDG), 19 - Sigmund Hafner (25, ZRH), 6 - Andras Heward (27), 22 - Valda Harkhan (30, SRS); 13 - Kestutis Garrett (23), 23 - Nicoletta Gasperini (20, TKT), 8 - Susan Monaghan (22, TMB); 26 - Brooke Urbanik (24), 16 - Salvia Farrier (26, NPH), 11 - Ladonna Womack (24, CMT)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Garth Buckell (26); 2 - RB - Larissa Ensign (25), 3 - LB - Rurik Shea (28), 4 - DM - Natalia Legate (29), 5 - CB - Keane Mathers (35), 10 - LW - Miloš Simeoniwic (31, ZRH)

Background Formerly 'North Rathia', reflecting where they hail from; specifically, the north is mining territory, the more verdant and poorer south is farmland. The north likes to mock the south for its poverty, in a 'tallest pygmy in the village' kind of way, though both resent the big cities. The Stallions' history is starker than Star's; they were little use prior to their rebrand, but have been a constant presence at the top since. Based out of the northern crossroads of Ironstone, which is, appropriately, the centre of the mining trade east of the Hall. Once won the title and immediately lost 8-0 to Union due to a series of arrests and violent hangovers in the title party.

8. Gallant Cross
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Last Season: 7th
Stadium: Cruxhall (12,000)
Nickname: the Gallants
Manager: Medda Ringbill (50, BSE)
(4-3-3) 1 - Charlotte Fasano (33, SVG); 17 - Curtis Holman (27, KSK), 22 - Sawda Bedrosian (26, SRS), 6 - Sunil Damasekara (28, SYL), 3 - Leyland Howell (26); 21 - Kira Lorinc (25, PAS), 18 - Kadek Ahlberg (24, PFA), 13 - Gwynyth Hexham (28); 23 - Cuan Redruth (25), 7 - Rowan Woods (25, TLI), 10 - Radoslav Cherganski (30, ZRH)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Victoria Jones (21, TMB); 2 - RB - Zsofika Sebeok (34, PAS), 4 - DM - Konda-Ralox Saf (34, QUS), 5 - CB - Vance Commodore (34), 11 - AM - Yuria Taishizuno (33, HIN), 14 - CM - Candica Batton (27)

Background Cross are what feels like a rarity in the upper echelons of Brenecian football; the only consistently professional representative of regional town Stourhead, they’ve traditionally taken pride in their resilience and work ethic, but always had room for a damaged-goods flair player somewhere along the line.

9. Rockridge Phoenix
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Last Season: 9th
Stadium: The Vantage (22,000)
Nickname: the 'Nix
Manager: Morcillo Clamidia López (47, FFD)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Aarif Muhammad (28, FVA); 17 - Vaidas Salter (25), 18 - Zara Sinclair (23, TLI), 4 - Miluose Oches (31, TIO), 13 - Suraya Torosian (26, SRS); 5 - Casey Schaumann (24), 6 - Leon Solari (30, SVG); 23 - Kristina Midtjaer (29, SVJ), 8 - Kotaro Katsura (32, HIN), 11 - Moraguse Merle (22, CMT); 15 - Kambiz Ortan (25, SRS)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Gretel Harris (26), 40 - GK - Vicuska Petheô (16, PAS); 2 - RB - Gabriel Farahani (35, KSK), 3 - LB - Kyra Skein (29), 9 - ST - Jagoda Kovacevic (35, PAS), 10 - CM - Oscar Andrade (31, TKT), 19 - LW - Aoife Freemason (26), 21 - DM - George Richards (33, EOT), 22 - CB - Dean Zivkovic (35, PAS)

Background Formerly Ridgeway United, a side that won a title early in the A-League’s life cycle. Then financial reality set in and they crashed and burned to the very bottom of the pyramid, only rising back up after rebranding and refurbishing. Now under the auspices of an ambitious Euran cartel, they’ve become known for ambitious and well-targeted foreign signings.

10. Lotus Park
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Last Season: 12th
Home Colours: Green / black / green
Away Colours: White / green / white
Stadium: Lotus Park (31,000)
Nickname: the Foresters
Manager: Russ Shorten (58)
(4-4-2) 1 - Ezina Swain (27, EFL); 2 - Freysa Monique-Pule (28, ZWZ), 5 - Darren Flowers (30, CBP), 6 - Jess Vorobjovas (25), 19 - Justin Pedroza Sierra (25, MVE); 23 - Avielle Foxborough (29), 24 - Nadira Pool (25, CMT), 14 - Cinta Priftil (22, SRS), 11 - Nelida Steere (25, EFL); 9 - Orazio Canova (28, SOR), 21 - Kara Ciogach (35)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Augustine Catapan (35, NPH); 3 - LB - Lachlan Crowder (32), 8 - CM - Praline Jansen (27), 15 - ST - Imogen Stevens (21, TLI), 18 - CB - Luke Lemieux (35, DEL)
Out on Loan: 12 - GK - Victoria Jones (21, TMB)

Background One of the major sides in the key northwestern city of Falkner, Park blend the affluent, suburban side of town with the more bohemian area around the Falkner University (FU, fittingly), Brenecia's intellectual centre. The club have been mildly successful, even through the cut-throat merger years, generally finding a way to keep afloat, generally with an attractive brand of football. Despite Falkner's rather placid reputation, the local derbies against United are genuinely vicious, fuelled by Park's notorious tendency of stealing talents from United's natural catchment.

11. Premier Rozelle
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Last Season: Champions (B)
Stadium: PREMIER Arena (22,000)
Nickname: the Eels
Manager: Lienke Vesper (47, NPH) -- AXED! -- Glenn Murnane (43)
(4-3-3) 12 - Sana Emiliosdóttir (23, GRF); 17 - Itziar Lévêque (30, ASG), 18 - Narendra Foroghi (27, SRS), 6 - Tuireann Luther (27), 39 - LB - Daniel Miszta (18); 8 - Desdemona Ndlovu (27, CBR), 4 - David Logan (36, AUD), 11 - Kayleigh Reid (26, TLI); 23 - Chloe Minassian (22, CDG), 10 - Lilly Taylor (27, TLI), 13 - Anja Ruthenbeck (33, NPH)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Soren Laverty (32); 2 - RB - Sebastian Rashica (35, NPH), 3 - LB/LW - Nyna Reeve (28), 5 - CB - Selena Ninetails (36), 7 - RW - Gareth Malwick (31), 9 - ST - Stella Bradman (29), 14 - CM - Murray Evans (30), 15 - ST - Iris Miles (29, NPH), 16 - LW - Eriu Crowe (28), 22 - LB - Cundoistar Kander (22, FFD)

Background Under their old name 'Rozelle United', Premier were very much the third of the Rozelle sides but a constant presence in the top flight. During their golden age following the de-merger, they were at one point within the reach of the title on the final day. Financial ruin followed, and their only path to salvation was to be bought out by the Sanford-based PREMIER group, losing their name, their colours and their soul in the process. While the rebranding initiative initially put them in identical full-teal kits to their sister clubs, multiple instances of arson proved an incentive to at least return to white stripes.

12. Twin Saints
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Last Season: 13th
Stadium: Shady Moorside (11,000)
Nickname: the Twins
Manager: Cristobal Madera (53, OSR)
(4-4-2) 20 - Brian Merson (32, TKT); 2 - River Clemence (28), 5 - Evander Bowerman (34), 19 - Marnus Cubben (27), 3 - Genevre Harker (27, EFL); 7 - Elida Jaranogi (28, SRS), 4 - Tamara Seager (22), 21 - Lélé Rouselle (32, KOR), 11 - Sela Saotisohi (28, SRS); 15 - Wladmir Imilić (26, ZRH), 10 - Cantwell Lamorak (22)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Michael Ward (20, SNL); 8 - CM - Xabat Legarza (35, AUD), 13 - RM - Lola Crossing (28), 17 - RB - Shara Hartley (34), 18 - LB - Louise Brine (24), 22 - ST - Lynton Talbot (27), 23 - CB - Merric Arnold (25)

Background A fairly familiar tale in Brenecia's rapid growth, as two rival towns - Saints Wessex and Essex - wound up more or less blurring into one another, and with both clubs struggling to survive, merged into a single unit. 'Twin Saints' is now the name on the map, as well as of the surviving club, a small city on the western frontier. There's still friction between the two halves, but the club, among the most stable in the nation, has been a source of pride.

13. Royal Westpike
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Last Season: 10th
Stadium: Elan Court (24,000)
Nickname: the Cavaliers
Manager: Kendall Childress (43)
(4-4-2) 12 - Finn Nichols (33, CMT); 2 - Theresa Klaus (26, VAL), 5 - Aldred Sparr (28), 6 - Lieke Scheffer (24, COR), 19 - Erich Marks (32, STL); 7 - Ivy Yerron (27, CMT), 4 - Siegfried Franz (26, VAL), 8 - Vicente Escobeda (23, FFD), 16 - Jesse Savatier (22, CMT); 9 - Roman Tesarik (26, DEL), 21 - Phönix Wohlwend (24, ZRH)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Evan Reid (26); 3 - LB - Finn Hoffmann (22, SNL), 7 - RM - Ross Hunter (33), 11 - LM - Lanie Sarrazin (30, OAM), 14 - CM - Camille Martinaux (33, CMT), 17 - RB - Dean Becker (33), 22 - CB - Cliff Sturrock (33)

Background Formerly ‘Westpike United’, the city is anything but these days. Royal are, as the rebrand suggests, aggressively in support of Brenecian independence and values, and aggressively reject Nepharan influence. Among the oldest clubs in the nation, they have their origins in Muscular Christianity, and have always attracted a right-wing fanbase. Predictably, AFC Westpike - who stand against everything they believe in - are their fierce rivals.

14. Guilder
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Last Season: 11th
Stadium: Sandstone Avenue (23,000)
Nickname: the Turbines
Manager: Andrea Rohan (51)
(4-2-3-1) 12 - Helaia Sivitri (35, SRS); 16 - Aspar Brink (29, FFD), 5 - Lance Bensom (30), 6 - Alessia Giribaldi (31, SVG), 3 - Torsten Eikholm (29, KOR); 8 - Ide Usano (26, ASG), 21 - Kahitana Kandadija (28, FFD); 7 - Coraline Asmund (20), 15 - Vaida Meskela (22), 10 - Mariska Akker (22, COR); 9 - Villanelle Rizzari (29, COS)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Ríçâr Sçârî (26, FFD); 4 - AM - Dimitri Pent (29), 15 - AM - Paul Llewelyn (34), 22 - LB - Koharu Soler (30, HIN)

Background A small southern town, Guilder sits approximately at the crossroads of Rozelle, Marque and Falkner, starting out as a trading post that grew in the industrial era. In more recent times, Guilder's earned an odd reputation for environmental affairs; the nickname 'the Turbines', after the wind farms built to try and even out all the mines in Brenecia, has been reclaimed and stuck. The club are something of a yo-yo side traditionally.

15. Rosbank Town
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Last Season: 14th
Home Colours: Black / black / orange
Away Colours: White / black / white
Stadium: Rosary Stadium (28,000)
Nickname: the Black Swans
Manager: Jancis Adrian (46)
(4-4-2) 1 - Fabian Snæþórsson (32, GRF); 2 - Lina Watt (31, CMT), 5 - Marie-Louise Daucourt (31, CMT), 6 - Cromwell Thorne (28), 3 - Adelaide Bright (25); 15 - Yadira Ziegler (27, EFL), 4 - Harper Casey (30, KOR), 8 - Kristjana Eiríksdóttir (28, MVE), 20 - Belle Barclay (22, TLI); 9 - Alcina Yeardley (27), 10 - Anaara Baelli (30, MRN)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Markus Kattegat (26); 7 - RM - Nils Chapel (33), 11 - LM - Elaine Sutton (29), 14 - ST - Stefan Punnett (28), 17 - RB - Jacqui Greening (29), 22 - CB - Joanna Rollins (31), 36 - CM - Demetrio Defarolera (19, FFD)

Background A large town in Rozelle's shadow, on the other side of Lake Liberator - you can get to the capital through a short trip on the ferry. But Rosbank has its own sense of pride, and the Black Swans, named for the notoriously aggressive seabirds that lurk the lake and menace tourists, have had a fair record bouncing between the top two divisions over the years. They have a proud record of youth development, and traditionally play attractive, attacking football. The club tradition, in essence, is to go down fighting, and they feel that sets them apart from the Scaffields and Franciscas of the country.

16. Rozelle Alliance
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Last Season: 2nd (B)
Stadium: The Pavilion (18,000)
Nickname: the Southrons
Manager: Kristijan Markowić (50, ZRH)
(4-4-2) 1 - Jane Hendriks (28, COR); 2 - Nessie Kendall (26), 18 - Dominik Bothmer (23), 22 - Orhan Mataras (27, SRS), 19 - Peter Andreassen (26, NRH); 13 - Daniel Belanger (30, KSK), 4 - Jana Larionov (27, SVJ), 21 - Alivia Rivera (24, EFL), 11 - Mikaela Kjellsen (27, SVJ); 9 - Anja Zoric (21, MYT), 10 - Kate Burnside (24)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Markéta Banik (30, HIN); 3 - LB - Rufus Creek (34), 5 - CB - Miona Rowlex (34, CMT), 8 - CM - Adam Kraljic (35, MRC), 13 - RB - Mathieu Vance (33, CMT), 14 - ST - Alida Petrov (31, SRS)

Background One of a wave of minor Rozelle sides, Alliance have distinguished themselves by the novel techniques of ‘good management’ and ‘investing in youth’. They had a faint Guayabalense link at their foundation - Alliance is the Anglicisation of ‘Alianza’ - but have since tamped down their image to a more ‘keep the bastards honest’ hipster brand.

B-League Preview

1. AFC Westpike
Colours: Black and red
Nickname: the Teamsters
Manager: Teagan Bridges (53)
Key Players: Udalaitz Altabegoiti (GK, 27, ASG), Claudia Marston (RB, 29), Icarus Vibes (RB, 23), Gisela Alberon (CB, 35, SRS), Kitty Borden (CB, 27), Viggo Gudbrandsson (CB, 23, KLD), Litany Ainsworth (LB, 26), Iraida Kostina (LB, 23, PYA), Erin Scheuer (DM, 31), Llywela Hall (RM, 27), Adone Gennaro (CM, 27, OSR), Erika Leander (LM, 27), Crowley Mathers (ST, 32, CYI), Sergio Mayer (ST, 21, SNL)

2. Rozelle Archers
Colours: Jade and blue
Nickname: the Archers
Manager: Marisha Cade (46, NPH)
Key Players: Alisander Sandford (GK, 28, NPH), Gareth Hail (RB, 28, NPH), Promise Kellow (CB, 27), Susheela Kaur (CB, 27, SRS), Sergei Evans (LB, 36, NPH), Lexi Holmes (LB, 28, HAN), Catubodua Jones (DM, 28), Theresa Varela (DM, 19, EFL), Chloe Sorley (CM, 34), Avril Wisnyewski (CM, 33, CBP), Claude Goodwin (CM, 24, NPH), Ivanna Hartley (RW, 29, NPH), Ano Ishimaki (AM, 30, KOR), Claudia Serrano (LW, 23, SNL), Dima Camille (ST, 25, CMT)

3. Proudcastle
Colours: Yellow and navy
Nickname: the Oathmen
Manager: Lyn Crowley (56)
Key Players: Felipe de Anglada (GK, 32, TEQ), Yohan Gauthier (RB, 29, CMT), Tana Kiln (CB, 30, YSP), Cerys Staplewood (CB, 21), Sandra Mulder (LB, 33), Gergő Antalik (RM, 29, FFD), Chardonnay Keating (CM, 34), May Quinn (CM, 34), Sara Russet (CM, 32), Adelaide Casimir (CM, 27, ISK), Natanael Malmqvist (LM, 30, NRH), Stefan Harper (ST, 30), Sung Ibarra (ST, 24, CMT)

4. Falkner United
Colours: White and black
Nickname: the Hunters
Manager: Emerald Sheehan (49)
Key Players: Arden Millar (GK, 29), Olwyn Fife (GK, 23), Coriander Lewis (RB, 28), Orfeo Moretti (CB, 30, HIN), Oran Keller (CB, 24), Kelleher Vintner (LB, 25), Faith Northwest (RM, 28), Danielle Cordelier (CM, 34, KSK), Eloise Hourihane (CM, 28), Aenepe Edramara (CM, 24, KOR), Aife Redding (LM, 31), Tess Stocker (ST, 34), Owen Findlay (ST, 31, TLI), Tamsin Caphrey (ST, 27)

5. Endeavour Brenecia
Colours: Red and white
Nickname: the Torchmen
Manager: Cheney Staunton (42)
Key Players: Léòkadío Rüvündêwâ (GK, 31, FFD), Ottokar Izold (GK, 21, SRS), Reuben Cornwell (CB, 29), Jana Thurrock (CB, 29), Hera Marevi (CB, 21, TFS), Shara Chalk (LB, 20), Séraphin Szilágyi (CM, 31, FFD), Reeve Stanton (CM, 29), Tremeka Godwin (ST, 33, APX), Halyos le Gall (ST, 27, APX), Guillaume Csokonai (ST, 19, FFD), Nasrin Jain (LW, 27, SRS)

6. Southrons-Errant
Colours: Red and black
Nickname: the Southrons
Manager: Bram Merchant (49)
Key Players: Keith Sheridan (GK, 32), Etta Cornelian (RB, 27), Jayce Tanner (CB, 34), Nicola Clark (CB, 27, CBR), Roscoe Grant (LB, 30), Trisha Nzonzi (LB, 25, CYI), Aidan Lindegartner (RM, 29), Geré Manaudou (CM, 30, KOR), Malachi Ashton (CM, 29), Sara Connell (LM, 31), Cedric Keane (ST, 33), Sharla Ornelas (ST, 24, CMT)

7. Pikemouth
Colours: White and green
Nickname: the Harpoons
Manager: Liang Bo (54, YZH)
Key Players: Alain Donnet (GK, 31, CMT), Lisbeth Fellowes (GK, 27), Alexander Caulder (RB, 32, SCT), Murtagh Speed (CB, 28), Steiner Neill (CB, 28), Camilla Auskas (LB, 33), Brii Muuren (CM, 34, MRN), Mhairi Jansen (CM, 29), Eve Kindred (CM, 28), Piotra Brookfield (ST, 28, APX), Tristan Redmond (LW, 27)

8. Fiana Cove
Colours: Yellow and blue
Nickname: the Blades
Manager: Tash Nawalka (53)
Key Players: Baylor Lindsett (GK, 28), Johanna Cauldron (RB, 29), Justin Grezda (CB, 33), Mark Watson (CB, 33), Casey Fisken (LB, 30), Bailey Geofford (CM, 34), Cherish Mills (RW, 27), Bernard Gilson (AM, 34), Brendon Vermolen (LW, 31, TLI), Chimon Prandl (ST, 24, SRS)

9. Coppersmith
Colours: Orange and black
Nickname: the Smiths
Manager: Lilith Cromwell (55)
Key Players: Darren March (GK, 33), Royce Gannon (GK, 26), Lemuel Lowther (RB, 28, KOR), Greven Arist (CB, 34, SRS), Renato Lindsey (CB, 28, CMT), Katie Mercer (CB, 25, CDG), Belladonna Chilton (LB, 33), Meadow Foreman (RM, 29), Claude Kittenhawk (CM, 32), Ombre Pinnock (CM, 28), Haile Gabwen (CM, 28, SRS), Viktör Ísnì (LM, 23, FFD), Silban Kihiyaborda (ST, 28, ASG), Thompson Bastin (ST, 28, TKT)

10. Chafford
Colours: Red and white
Nickname: the Cavaliers
Manager: Daniel Snowden (61)
Key Players: Julia Clemence (GK, 28), Lissa Hayward (RB, 29), Dawn Connett (RB, 26), Brandon Ponscak (CB, 34, CBP), Ruth Bensom (CB, 31), Candice Mellan (CB, 26), Sterling Forbes (LB, 26), Tash Miller (DM, 34), Karel Tanzer (DM, 25), Grant Edelweiss (CM, 30), Lukacs rue Pfareliele (CM, 29, FFD), Louise Gunn (RW, 30), Yassin Vega (AM, 28, SNL), Elizabeth Rhodes (LW, 28), Beckett Keeley (ST, 29), Yseniya Juan (ST, 22, CMT)

11. Francisca Orient
Colours: Sky and blue
Nickname: the Jacks
Manager: Skara-Brae Green (45)
Key Players: Irvine Welles (GK, 27), Martin Thurrock (RB, 28), Theodore Rondeau (CB, 35, CMT), Emeline Pons (CB, 31, EFL), Rory Drayman (CB, 27), Connor Parris (CM, 32), Neil Metcalf (CM, 28), Strut Alnwick (CM, 27), Lara Mayer (LM, 27), Kinsella Morant (ST, 34), Natalia Ward (ST, 27, HAN)

12. Snowden River
Colours: White and green
Nickname: the Mariners
Manager: Alison Hawkes (50)
Key Players: Roisin Black (GK, 29), Sakae Hakugi (RB, 32, KIR), Loella Surrey (RB, 27), Cole Amundson (CB, 30), Marina Lowell (CB, 28), Pamela Corder (LB, 29), Ashley Turner (CM, 31, ETN), Clovis Moran (CM, 28), Arran Gerrard (ST, 27), Destine Martin (LW, 31, CMT)

13. Stourhead
Colours: Blue and yellow
Nickname: the Masons
Manager: Hercules Stafford (46)
Key Players: Markus Brendan (GK, 28), Ketifa Cohen (RB, 27, EFL), Axel Norris (CB, 26), Esther Justin (CM, 29), Sheena Megson (RW, 29), Scott Matthews (ST, 29), Holly Steer (LW, 29)

14. AFC Swanbridge
Colours: White and purple
Nickname: the Swans
Manager: Emlyn Chilford (43)
Key Players: Rollo Varney (GK, 32), Hilda Granville (GK, 26), Brittany Horton (RB, 29, HAN), Jaroslava Marchenko (CB, 30, CMT), Pallavi Brutsky (CB, 27, SRS), Maurine Calley (LB, 30), Miguel Almanzar (CM, 30, FFD), Esteve Soler (CM, 30, HIN), Carina Bruce (ST, 34), Åge Lindbeck (ST, 26, GTK), Donal Chance (LW, 32)

15. Otter Ferry
Colours: Green and yellow
Nickname: the Ferrymen
Manager: Siobhan Clyde (51, BRE)
Key Players: Grace Connolly (GK, 32), Aisha Waxcandle (CB, 33), Clarine Bellamy (CB, 28), Rímân Âlamans (LW, 28, FFD), Amable Kecskán (ST, 33, FFD)

16. Stonewash Town
Colours: Blue and black
Nickname: the Bakers
Manager: Andros Prewell (49)
Key Players: Martyn Hickory (GK, 33), Gail Hatch (CB, 31), Sustusmul Porildherinden (CM, 33, KOR), Warner Moon (CM, 29), Cleander Seerey (LM, 32), Donijan Darow (ST, 33, ZRH)
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Postby Brenecia » Sun Jun 12, 2022 11:07 am

LEAGUE PREVIEW
Beset by poor management and dwindling salaries, the league lacks the sharpness at the top it once had… which means that Union might actually be approachable. They are of course still the favourites; Goran Stroud is the best goalkeeper the league has ever seen, there’s an ironclad defence ahead of him, the scheming winger Moira Kenny’s been picked up from Guilder and Jadwiga Lofthouse can punch in goals on the reg. But are there champagne footballers quite like there were in the past? No.

As far as the chasing pack goes, Kingsgrove naturally dominate attention; they’re the defending champions, and they did it in kind of a Union way, leaning on veteran talent like Ria, Turnbull, and fringe Brenecia internationals past and present like Lovibond, Watermark, Tristram and Leonard. But it’s an aging side now, in need of a rebuild; Sarasketa’s a welcome addition, but just one piece, and the squad looks thin. Alora Heher’s Rozelle look in a slightly stronger spot, with young talent emerging constantly and the coup signing of Zinaida Woodcarver up front; Star and North Hall could maybe mount a challenge if the stars align.

Premier Rozelle present the only obvious intrigue in the likely midtable sides. The Sanford-owned side, formerly Rozelle United, have bought pretty much everyone off the shelf they could get their hands on, filling their boots with talent as diverse as former Astograth international in limbo Lévêque, veterans of top leagues in Ruthenbeck and Logan well past their best, genuine up-and-comers like Minassian and Taylor and second-tier holdovers like Ndlovu and Luther. They’re stacked deep, and Lienke Vesper certainly has the option of extensive rotation, if she desires it. The least predictable side in the league but there’s no way they’re relegated. Probably.

The other promoted side, Alliance, are likely to have a far rougher go of it. They’ve made a few decent signings but look distinctly ramshackle; there’s certainly talent there, but their quality is very uneven. Anja Zoric will need to hit the ground running, fresh out of university, while fringe Cordian international Hendriks will have her hands full given the ropey defence ahead of her. The other names in and around the floor of the table are pretty predictable; Rosbank are pretty mid, Guilder will suffer for the loss of Kenny, and mostly just get older at the back, while Royal Westpike have benefited from the managerial nous of Kendall Childress but remain a young, mercurial side.

Of the B-League, AFC Westpike look the likeliest to make their return to the top flight, having retained the excellence of Altabegoiti and Gennaro, while Crowley Mathers remains a second-tier marksman per excellence. The Nepharan immigrant club Rozelle Archers look well-placed as well after an extensive recruitment drive, though perhaps their squad slightly favours quantity over quality, while Endeavour Brenecia could be one to watch, the veteran striker Tremeka Godwin an intriguing introduction to a squad finally reaching its prime.

MATCHDAY 1
Kingsgrove 3-0 Rozelle Alliance
Marque 2-1 Premier Rozelle
North Hall 1-1 Rosbank Town
Rozelle 4-0 Lotus Park
Northern Stallions 2-0 Guilder
Southern Star 2-0 Royal Westpike
Northern Union 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Twin Saints 1-1 Gallant Cross
MATCHDAY 2
Premier Rozelle 1-3 Kingsgrove
Rosbank Town 4-4 Rozelle Alliance
Lotus Park 2-2 Marque
Guilder 1-2 North Hall
Royal Westpike 1-4 Rozelle
Rockridge Phoenix 2-2 Northern Stallions
Gallant Cross 0-1 Southern Star
Twin Saints 1-1 Northern Union
MATCHDAY 3
Kingsgrove 7-0 Rosbank Town
Premier Rozelle 0-0 Lotus Park
Rozelle Alliance 1-1 Guilder
Marque 2-2 Royal Westpike
North Hall 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Rozelle 2-0 Gallant Cross
Northern Stallions 1-1 Twin Saints
Southern Star 2-2 Northern Union
MATCHDAY 4
Lotus Park 2-4 Kingsgrove
Guilder 2-1 Rosbank Town
Royal Westpike 1-1 Premier Rozelle
Rockridge Phoenix 1-3 Rozelle Alliance
Gallant Cross 1-1 Marque
Twin Saints 0-1 North Hall
Northern Union 1-0 Rozelle
Southern Star 2-0 Northern Stallions
MATCHDAY 5
Kingsgrove 2-1 Guilder
Lotus Park 0-1 Royal Westpike
Rosbank Town 1-3 Rockridge Phoenix
Premier Rozelle 3-4 Gallant Cross
Rozelle Alliance 1-2 Twin Saints
Marque 2-0 Northern Union
North Hall 1-0 Southern Star
Rozelle 2-1 Northern Stallions
MATCHDAY 6
Royal Westpike 1-1 Kingsgrove
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Guilder
Gallant Cross 2-4 Lotus Park
Twin Saints 1-1 Rosbank Town
Northern Union 5-1 Premier Rozelle
Southern Star 1-1 Rozelle Alliance
Northern Stallions 1-2 Marque
Rozelle 2-2 North Hall
MATCHDAY 7
Kingsgrove 2-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Royal Westpike 0-0 Gallant Cross
Guilder 1-0 Twin Saints
Lotus Park 0-2 Northern Union
Rosbank Town 1-1 Southern Star
Premier Rozelle 0-3 Northern Stallions
Rozelle Alliance 0-1 Rozelle
Marque 1-2 North Hall
MATCHDAY 8
Gallant Cross 0-0 Kingsgrove
Twin Saints 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Northern Union 3-0 Royal Westpike
Southern Star 3-0 Guilder
Northern Stallions 1-3 Lotus Park
Rozelle 6-1 Rosbank Town
North Hall 1-1 Premier Rozelle
Marque 3-1 Rozelle Alliance
MATCHDAY 9
Kingsgrove 3-0 Twin Saints
Gallant Cross 0-1 Northern Union
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Southern Star
Royal Westpike 0-1 Northern Stallions
Guilder 0-0 Rozelle
Lotus Park 2-3 North Hall
Rosbank Town 2-3 Marque
Premier Rozelle 3-1 Rozelle Alliance
MATCHDAY 10
Northern Union 0-0 Kingsgrove
Southern Star 2-2 Twin Saints
Northern Stallions 2-2 Gallant Cross
Rozelle 3-1 Rockridge Phoenix
North Hall 2-1 Royal Westpike
Marque 1-1 Guilder
Rozelle Alliance 0-2 Lotus Park
Premier Rozelle 2-1 Rosbank Town
MATCHDAY 11
Kingsgrove 5-0 Southern Star
Northern Union 3-0 Northern Stallions
Twin Saints 4-2 Rozelle
Gallant Cross 1-2 North Hall
Rockridge Phoenix 0-2 Marque
Royal Westpike 2-2 Rozelle Alliance
Guilder 0-1 Premier Rozelle
Lotus Park 5-2 Rosbank Town
MATCHDAY 12
Northern Stallions 0-2 Kingsgrove
Rozelle 3-0 Southern Star
North Hall 0-1 Northern Union
Marque 0-2 Twin Saints
Rozelle Alliance 0-2 Gallant Cross
Premier Rozelle 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Rosbank Town 2-0 Royal Westpike
Lotus Park 1-1 Guilder
MATCHDAY 13
Kingsgrove 1-1 Rozelle
Northern Stallions 1-2 North Hall
Southern Star 2-1 Marque
Northern Union 3-0 Rozelle Alliance
Twin Saints 2-3 Premier Rozelle
Gallant Cross 1-1 Rosbank Town
Rockridge Phoenix 2-0 Lotus Park
Royal Westpike 1-0 Guilder
MATCHDAY 14
North Hall 1-2 Kingsgrove
Marque 3-0 Rozelle
Rozelle Alliance 1-3 Northern Stallions
Premier Rozelle 1-1 Southern Star
Rosbank Town 0-2 Northern Union
Lotus Park 1-0 Twin Saints
Guilder 0-1 Gallant Cross
Royal Westpike 2-2 Rockridge Phoenix
MATCHDAY 15
Kingsgrove 1-1 Marque
North Hall 3-1 Rozelle Alliance
Rozelle 4-0 Premier Rozelle
Northern Stallions 1-1 Rosbank Town
Southern Star 5-1 Lotus Park
Northern Union 2-0 Guilder
Twin Saints 1-0 Royal Westpike
Gallant Cross 1-2 Rockridge Phoenix

The first half of the season makes clear the stratification of the league. Union, Kingsgrove and Hall all manage above two points per game, comfortably sweeping aside all in their path. The Royals are unbeaten, while Union’s Goran Stroud is on nine clean sheets in a row with no sign of losing that record anytime soon. On the tenth week, immovable object and irresistible force meet and cancel out to a scoreless stalemate. Outside that upper echelon, Southern Star endure a gruelling month, draws with the Twins and the Phoenix followed up by a 5-0 defeat to Kingsgrove and a 3-0 loss to Rozelle. After last season’s poor showing, Lenore Drummond is on the hot seat, with her side seemingly unable to mount a proper title challenge.

But no seat was hotter than that of Lienke Vesper, whose highly-credentialled but ludicrously uneven squad - in hindsight, predictably - failed to click in the opening salvos of the season. After eight matches, they remained winless and were pinned to the foot of the table, with most neutrals revelling in the failure of the PREMIER project. They hosted Alliance in the ninth round with Vesper knowing her job was surely forfeit without a victory… but finally, finally, it clicked. The Eels swarmed, Lilly Taylor scrapping home only her second goal of the season followed quickly by a third, and while Alliance fought back early in the second half, Belanger curling a beautiful strike beyond Sana, a still more impressive solo effort from Minassian at the other end seals Premier’s win..

Off the back of that, Premier edged out one-goal-margin wins over bottom-half rivals Rosbank, Guilder, Rockridge and Twin Saints before taking a point from Southern Star, and while a 4-0 demolition against Rozelle burst the bubble a bit, Premier now sit relatively pretty in 8th. Rosbank and Alliance have only won once apiece - unsurprisingly, they shared an anarchic but hapless 4-4 draw when they played each other - and prop up the table, while Guilder cling to 14th off the back of just nine goals, talented attacking midfielders in Meskela and Akker just having nothing to work with but each other; centre-half Alessia Giribaldi is the side’s top-scorer with three.

MATCHDAY 1
Proudcastle 0-0 Stonewash Town
Coppersmith 0-1 Otter Ferry
Snowden River 0-1 AFC Westpike
Chafford 2-0 Southrons-Errant
Rozelle Archers 1-1 Fiana Cove
Stourhead 1-2 Francisca Orient
AFC Swanbridge 2-3 Pikemouth
Endeavour Brenecia 1-3 Falkner United
MATCHDAY 2
Otter Ferry 1-1 Proudcastle
AFC Westpike 5-1 Stonewash Town
Southrons-Errant 2-2 Coppersmith
Fiana Cove 2-0 Snowden River
Francisca Orient 1-1 Chafford
Pikemouth 0-4 Rozelle Archers
Falkner United 2-1 Stourhead
Endeavour Brenecia 0-1 AFC Swanbridge
MATCHDAY 3
Proudcastle 0-1 AFC Westpike
Otter Ferry 3-0 Southrons-Errant
Stonewash Town 0-4 Fiana Cove
Coppersmith 3-3 Francisca Orient
Snowden River 0-1 Pikemouth
Chafford 2-1 Falkner United
Rozelle Archers 0-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Stourhead 1-0 AFC Swanbridge
MATCHDAY 4
Southrons-Errant 2-1 Proudcastle
Fiana Cove 0-1 AFC Westpike
Francisca Orient 2-1 Otter Ferry
Pikemouth 2-0 Stonewash Town
Falkner United 2-0 Coppersmith
Endeavour Brenecia 1-0 Snowden River
AFC Swanbridge 0-3 Chafford
Stourhead 0-2 Rozelle Archers
MATCHDAY 5
Proudcastle 4-0 Fiana Cove
Southrons-Errant 2-4 Francisca Orient
AFC Westpike 3-4 Pikemouth
Otter Ferry 1-2 Falkner United
Stonewash Town 1-6 Endeavour Brenecia
Coppersmith 1-0 AFC Swanbridge
Snowden River 1-0 Stourhead
Chafford 2-0 Rozelle Archers
MATCHDAY 6
Francisca Orient 1-0 Proudcastle
Pikemouth 1-1 Fiana Cove
Falkner United 1-1 Southrons-Errant
Endeavour Brenecia 0-3 AFC Westpike
AFC Swanbridge 2-1 Otter Ferry
Stourhead 3-1 Stonewash Town
Rozelle Archers 2-2 Coppersmith
Chafford 1-0 Snowden River
MATCHDAY 7
Proudcastle 0-0 Pikemouth
Francisca Orient 1-2 Falkner United
Fiana Cove 1-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Southrons-Errant 6-0 AFC Swanbridge
AFC Westpike 2-0 Stourhead
Otter Ferry 1-6 Rozelle Archers
Stonewash Town 0-1 Chafford
Coppersmith 2-1 Snowden River
MATCHDAY 8
Falkner United 2-0 Proudcastle
Endeavour Brenecia 2-3 Pikemouth
AFC Swanbridge 2-6 Francisca Orient
Stourhead 1-1 Fiana Cove
Rozelle Archers 4-1 Southrons-Errant
Chafford 0-3 AFC Westpike
Snowden River 1-1 Otter Ferry
Coppersmith 2-0 Stonewash Town
MATCHDAY 9
Proudcastle 2-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Falkner United 2-1 AFC Swanbridge
Pikemouth 3-0 Stourhead
Francisca Orient 0-2 Rozelle Archers
Fiana Cove 5-1 Chafford
Southrons-Errant 1-0 Snowden River
AFC Westpike 1-0 Coppersmith
Otter Ferry 4-1 Stonewash Town
MATCHDAY 10
AFC Swanbridge 0-2 Proudcastle
Stourhead 1-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Rozelle Archers 4-2 Falkner United
Chafford 2-1 Pikemouth
Snowden River 0-1 Francisca Orient
Coppersmith 1-1 Fiana Cove
Stonewash Town 0-0 Southrons-Errant
Otter Ferry 0-6 AFC Westpike
MATCHDAY 11
Proudcastle 1-0 Stourhead
AFC Swanbridge 0-2 Rozelle Archers
Endeavour Brenecia 0-1 Chafford
Falkner United 1-0 Snowden River
Pikemouth 3-1 Coppersmith
Francisca Orient 1-0 Stonewash Town
Fiana Cove 1-1 Otter Ferry
Southrons-Errant 2-2 AFC Westpike
MATCHDAY 12
Rozelle Archers 1-1 Proudcastle
Chafford 1-0 Stourhead
Snowden River 2-0 AFC Swanbridge
Coppersmith 0-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Stonewash Town 1-3 Falkner United
Otter Ferry 0-1 Pikemouth
AFC Westpike 2-0 Francisca Orient
Southrons-Errant 0-1 Fiana Cove
MATCHDAY 13
Proudcastle 2-0 Chafford
Rozelle Archers 2-2 Snowden River
Stourhead 2-1 Coppersmith
AFC Swanbridge 1-0 Stonewash Town
Endeavour Brenecia 3-1 Otter Ferry
Falkner United 2-2 AFC Westpike
Pikemouth 1-2 Southrons-Errant
Francisca Orient 0-1 Fiana Cove
MATCHDAY 14
Snowden River 0-3 Proudcastle
Coppersmith 0-2 Chafford
Stonewash Town 0-2 Rozelle Archers
Otter Ferry 0-2 Stourhead
AFC Westpike 3-0 AFC Swanbridge
Southrons-Errant 4-4 Endeavour Brenecia
Fiana Cove 0-2 Falkner United
Francisca Orient 0-1 Pikemouth
MATCHDAY 15
Proudcastle 1-0 Coppersmith
Snowden River 2-1 Stonewash Town
Chafford 1-0 Otter Ferry
Rozelle Archers 1-0 AFC Westpike
Stourhead 1-1 Southrons-Errant
AFC Swanbridge 3-3 Fiana Cove
Endeavour Brenecia 2-2 Francisca Orient
Falkner United 4-4 Pikemouth


McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Northern Union 15 11 3 1 28 6 +22 36
2 Kingsgrove 15 10 5 0 36 9 +27 35

3 North Hall 15 10 3 2 25 15 +10 33
4 Rozelle 15 9 3 3 34 15 +19 30
5 Marque 15 7 5 3 26 18 +8 26

6 Southern Star 15 6 6 3 23 19 +4 24
7 Twin Saints 15 5 5 5 18 18 +0 20
8 Premier Rozelle 15 5 4 6 19 28 -9 19
9 Lotus Park 15 5 3 7 23 29 -6 18
10 Northern Stallions 15 4 4 7 19 23 -4 16
11 Gallant Cross 15 3 6 6 16 20 -4 15
12 Rockridge Phoenix 15 3 4 8 16 24 -8 13
13 Royal Westpike 15 2 6 7 12 23 -11 12
14 Guilder 15 2 5 8 9 19 -10 11
15 Rosbank Town 15 1 6 8 19 39 -20 9
16 Rozelle Alliance 15 1 4 10 16 34 -18 7

McCOWAN’S B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 AFC Westpike 15 11 2 2 35 10 +25 35
2 Chafford 15 11 1 3 20 13 +7 34

3 Falkner United 15 10 3 2 31 19 +12 33
4 Rozelle Archers 15 9 5 1 33 12 +21 32
5 Pikemouth 15 9 3 3 28 21 +7 30
6 Proudcastle 15 7 4 4 18 9 +9 25
7 Francisca Orient 15 7 3 5 24 20 +4 24
8 Fiana Cove 15 5 7 3 22 17 +5 22
9 Southrons-Errant 15 4 6 5 24 26 -2 18
10 Endeavour Brenecia 15 3 6 6 22 23 -1 15
11 Stourhead 15 4 3 8 13 19 -6 15
12 Coppersmith 15 3 5 7 15 21 -6 14
13 Otter Ferry 15 3 3 9 16 29 -13 12
14 Snowden River 15 3 2 10 9 18 -9 11
15 AFC Swanbridge 15 3 1 11 12 35 -23 10
16 Stonewash Town 15 0 2 13 6 36 -30 2


MATCHDAY 16
Rozelle Alliance 1-6 Kingsgrove
Premier Rozelle 2-0 Marque
Rosbank Town 3-0 North Hall
Lotus Park 0-1 Rozelle
Guilder 0-2 Northern Stallions
Royal Westpike 2-2 Southern Star
Rockridge Phoenix 0-2 Northern Union
Gallant Cross 1-2 Twin Saints
MATCHDAY 17
Kingsgrove 1-0 Premier Rozelle
Rozelle Alliance 5-0 Rosbank Town
Marque 1-0 Lotus Park
North Hall 1-0 Guilder
Rozelle 4-1 Royal Westpike
Northern Stallions 1-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Southern Star 1-1 Gallant Cross
Northern Union 6-1 Twin Saints
MATCHDAY 18
Rosbank Town 0-2 Kingsgrove
Lotus Park 3-1 Premier Rozelle
Guilder 1-0 Rozelle Alliance
Royal Westpike 1-3 Marque
Rockridge Phoenix 0-1 North Hall
Gallant Cross 1-0 Rozelle
Twin Saints 0-0 Northern Stallions
Northern Union 4-0 Southern Star
MATCHDAY 19
Kingsgrove 9-1 Lotus Park
Rosbank Town 1-2 Guilder
Premier Rozelle 0-1 Royal Westpike
Rozelle Alliance 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Marque 1-1 Gallant Cross
North Hall 2-0 Twin Saints
Rozelle 0-0 Northern Union
Northern Stallions 2-1 Southern Star
MATCHDAY 20
Guilder 2-1 Kingsgrove
Royal Westpike 1-2 Lotus Park
Rockridge Phoenix 6-0 Rosbank Town
Gallant Cross 2-0 Premier Rozelle
Twin Saints 3-1 Rozelle Alliance
Northern Union 1-0 Marque
Southern Star 1-0 North Hall
Northern Stallions 2-2 Rozelle
MATCHDAY 21
Kingsgrove 3-1 Royal Westpike
Guilder 1-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Lotus Park 3-1 Gallant Cross
Rosbank Town 1-2 Twin Saints
Premier Rozelle 0-1 Northern Union
Rozelle Alliance 0-3 Southern Star
Marque 1-2 Northern Stallions
North Hall 1-0 Rozelle
MATCHDAY 22
Rockridge Phoenix 2-2 Kingsgrove
Gallant Cross 1-0 Royal Westpike
Twin Saints 2-0 Guilder
Northern Union 1-0 Lotus Park
Southern Star 2-0 Rosbank Town
Northern Stallions 2-0 Premier Rozelle
Rozelle 4-0 Rozelle Alliance
North Hall 0-2 Marque

The second half of the season gets off to a bizarre start. While Alliance are instantly creamed 6-1 by Kingsgrove, Rosbank suddenly get their shit together, capable and commanding in midfield, Yeardley clinical up front, and thoroughly deserving their 3-0 win over North Hall. They’ve doubled their wins for the season and must be confident of tripling it with the coming visit to Alliance… but instead, they’re demolished 5-0. Anja Zoric goes from four to seven goals on the season, but the real star is Alivia Rivera, returning from injury to run the show in midfield. Jane Hendriks doesn’t have a lot to do, but she does save a penalty to deny Rosbank even a consolation. Does it prove a turning point for either side? No. They go straight back to losing ways, and still prop up the table.

Kingsgrove stumble in the title race but a stumble is all it takes. For a time, they seem unstoppable, their crushing of Alliance followed up by wins over Premier and Rosbank that saw their attack struggle with final ball, before the cork exploded - along with Lotus Park’s defence - in a 9-1 annihilation. There’s still question marks over Danand Tristram’s suitability at the highest level, she’s never replicated her domestic form for the Patriots, but she unambiguously tears through A-League sides and scores four against Rosbank. And then none against Guilder, who edge the Royals 2-1. Union, predictably, hardly miss a step, a draw against Rozelle their only blemish as they extend a four-point lead at the top.

MATCHDAY 16
Stonewash Town 0-2 Proudcastle
Otter Ferry 1-1 Coppersmith
AFC Westpike 2-1 Snowden River
Southrons-Errant 2-1 Chafford
Fiana Cove 2-3 Rozelle Archers
Francisca Orient 1-0 Stourhead
Pikemouth 3-3 AFC Swanbridge
Falkner United 4-0 Endeavour Brenecia
MATCHDAY 17
Proudcastle 2-1 Otter Ferry
Stonewash Town 1-4 AFC Westpike
Coppersmith 0-1 Southrons-Errant
Snowden River 2-1 Fiana Cove
Chafford 0-2 Francisca Orient
Rozelle Archers 2-1 Pikemouth
Stourhead 3-5 Falkner United
AFC Swanbridge 0-2 Endeavour Brenecia
MATCHDAY 18
AFC Westpike 2-1 Proudcastle
Southrons-Errant 2-0 Otter Ferry
Fiana Cove 5-0 Stonewash Town
Francisca Orient 3-2 Coppersmith
Pikemouth 3-0 Snowden River
Falkner United 2-0 Chafford
Endeavour Brenecia 2-1 Rozelle Archers
AFC Swanbridge 0-3 Stourhead
MATCHDAY 19
Proudcastle 3-0 Southrons-Errant
AFC Westpike 1-3 Fiana Cove
Otter Ferry 2-1 Francisca Orient
Stonewash Town 1-1 Pikemouth
Coppersmith 1-4 Falkner United
Snowden River 0-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Chafford 0-1 AFC Swanbridge
Rozelle Archers 5-1 Stourhead
MATCHDAY 20
Fiana Cove 1-1 Proudcastle
Francisca Orient 0-2 Southrons-Errant
Pikemouth 1-5 AFC Westpike
Falkner United 3-0 Otter Ferry
Endeavour Brenecia 2-2 Stonewash Town
AFC Swanbridge 0-1 Coppersmith
Stourhead 0-1 Snowden River
Rozelle Archers 2-0 Chafford
MATCHDAY 21
Proudcastle 2-0 Francisca Orient
Fiana Cove 4-3 Pikemouth
Southrons-Errant 1-1 Falkner United
AFC Westpike 2-2 Endeavour Brenecia
Otter Ferry 1-0 AFC Swanbridge
Stonewash Town 3-1 Stourhead
Coppersmith 0-1 Rozelle Archers
Snowden River 1-1 Chafford
MATCHDAY 22
Pikemouth 1-0 Proudcastle
Falkner United 1-1 Francisca Orient
Endeavour Brenecia 2-1 Fiana Cove
AFC Swanbridge 1-1 Southrons-Errant
Stourhead 0-0 AFC Westpike
Rozelle Archers 4-1 Otter Ferry
Chafford 0-0 Stonewash Town
Snowden River 1-1 Coppersmith


McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Northern Union 22 17 4 1 43 7 +36 55
2 Kingsgrove 22 15 6 1 60 16 +44 51

3 North Hall 22 14 3 5 30 21 +9 45
4 Rozelle 22 12 5 5 45 20 +25 41
5 Marque 22 10 6 6 34 25 +9 36

6 Southern Star 22 9 8 5 33 28 +5 35
7 Twin Saints 22 9 6 7 28 29 -1 33
8 Northern Stallions 22 8 7 7 30 28 +2 31
9 Lotus Park 22 8 3 11 32 44 -12 27
10 Gallant Cross 22 6 8 8 24 27 -3 26
11 Premier Rozelle 22 6 4 12 22 38 -16 22
12 Rockridge Phoenix 22 5 6 11 27 32 -5 21
13 Guilder 22 5 5 12 15 28 -13 20
14 Royal Westpike 22 3 7 12 19 38 -19 16
15 Rozelle Alliance 22 3 4 15 24 51 -27 13
16 Rosbank Town 22 2 6 14 24 58 -34 12

McCOWAN’S B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Rozelle Archers 22 15 5 2 51 19 +32 50
2 Falkner United 22 15 5 2 51 25 +26 50

3 AFC Westpike 22 15 4 3 51 19 +32 49
4 Proudcastle 22 11 5 6 29 14 +15 38
5 Pikemouth 22 11 5 6 41 36 +5 38
6 Chafford 22 11 3 8 22 23 -1 36
7 Francisca Orient 22 10 4 8 32 29 +3 34
8 Fiana Cove 22 8 8 6 39 29 +10 32
9 Southrons-Errant 22 8 8 6 33 32 +1 32
10 Endeavour Brenecia 22 6 9 7 32 33 -1 27
11 Snowden River 22 5 5 12 15 26 -11 20
12 Coppersmith 22 4 7 11 21 32 -11 19
13 Stourhead 22 5 4 13 21 34 -13 19
14 Otter Ferry 22 5 4 13 22 42 -20 19
15 AFC Swanbridge 22 4 3 15 17 46 -29 15
16 Stonewash Town 22 1 5 16 13 51 -38 8


MATCHDAY 23
Kingsgrove 5-0 Gallant Cross
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Twin Saints
Royal Westpike 0-4 Northern Union
Guilder 1-2 Southern Star
Lotus Park 3-1 Northern Stallions
Rosbank Town 1-1 Rozelle
Premier Rozelle 2-3 North Hall
Rozelle Alliance 0-1 Marque
MATCHDAY 24
Twin Saints 0-2 Kingsgrove
Northern Union 1-0 Gallant Cross
Southern Star 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Northern Stallions 4-4 Royal Westpike
Rozelle 5-0 Guilder
North Hall 0-0 Lotus Park
Marque 2-0 Rosbank Town
Rozelle Alliance 1-1 Premier Rozelle
MATCHDAY 25
Kingsgrove 2-1 Northern Union
Twin Saints 1-1 Southern Star
Gallant Cross 1-1 Northern Stallions
Rockridge Phoenix 2-2 Rozelle
Royal Westpike 0-2 North Hall
Guilder 0-2 Marque
Lotus Park 2-3 Rozelle Alliance
Rosbank Town 0-1 Premier Rozelle
MATCHDAY 26
Southern Star 1-3 Kingsgrove
Northern Stallions 1-3 Northern Union
Rozelle 4-0 Twin Saints
North Hall 0-1 Gallant Cross
Marque 6-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Rozelle Alliance 2-6 Royal Westpike
Premier Rozelle 1-1 Guilder
Rosbank Town 0-2 Lotus Park
MATCHDAY 27
Kingsgrove 3-1 Northern Stallions
Southern Star 1-0 Rozelle
Northern Union 0-1 North Hall
Twin Saints 0-2 Marque
Gallant Cross 3-0 Rozelle Alliance
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Premier Rozelle
Royal Westpike 0-1 Rosbank Town
Guilder 1-2 Lotus Park
MATCHDAY 28
Rozelle 1-0 Kingsgrove
North Hall 2-2 Northern Stallions
Marque 0-3 Southern Star
Rozelle Alliance 1-5 Northern Union
Premier Rozelle 4-1 Twin Saints
Rosbank Town 2-0 Gallant Cross
Lotus Park 1-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Guilder 2-0 Royal Westpike
MATCHDAY 29
Kingsgrove 2-1 North Hall
Rozelle 2-2 Marque
Northern Stallions 1-1 Rozelle Alliance
Southern Star 0-0 Premier Rozelle
Northern Union 3-0 Rosbank Town
Twin Saints 2-0 Lotus Park
Gallant Cross 3-0 Guilder
Rockridge Phoenix 2-1 Royal Westpike

Goran Stroud, somehow, enters the last six games of the season having conceded just seven goals in 24 league appearances. Surely to God that’s among the best defensive showings in the multiverse this season. And while of course it’s far from Stroud alone keeping them out of strife - Union have an excellent defence and midfield double pivot - still so much credit must go to the Audioslavian goalkeeper as the last line, reliably staying awake to put out fires.

He pulls up with an injury in training soon after a 1-0 win over Gallant Cross. 25-year old Karar-Falax Zev steps up for his belated first league appearance, and it’s going to be a visit to Kingsgrove. Hell of a baptism of fire, and it takes just three minutes before Troegner swings in a cross, Tristram beats Chaumancer for pace, height and momentum and slams a header through Karar-Falex’s hands with sheer power. It sets the stage for the Royals to dominate the rest of the game; Karar-Falax atones with a couple of deeply impressive saves, and Union equalise just before the hour, Conway setting up Kitty Hazeldean to flick a peach of a strike over Ria, but in injury time, the Royals pressing an increasingly passive, defensive Union who are more than content with a point, Kingsgrove substitute Setanta Ashvane drives in a low, decisive winner through a sea of bodies.

It’s the start of a hellish run for the Royals, but they handle it well, though they oddly continue to concede precisely one goal in each of the next four games; but they beat Southern Star, the Stallions and Hall, though losing to Rozelle away. Union lose at home to North Hall but take all other available points. They retain the advantage. They’re fallible… that’s all. And the fact is, going into the final match, all Union have to do is beat lowly Guilder, the weakest side safe from relegation…

At the bottom, Royal, Rosbank and Alliance can all claw their way to the playoff place, but it looks grim down there. Premier’s form has cooled off, and they’ve slipped to 11th, getting to an about par performance via a circuitous route. The second tier’s automatic promotion spots are already confirmed, with yo-yo club Westpike and a rare new face in Rozelle Archers set to join the A-League.

MATCHDAY 23
Proudcastle 1-0 Falkner United
Pikemouth 1-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Francisca Orient 0-1 AFC Swanbridge
Fiana Cove 0-0 Stourhead
Southrons-Errant 0-1 Rozelle Archers
AFC Westpike 2-0 Chafford
Otter Ferry 0-2 Snowden River
Stonewash Town 1-2 Coppersmith
MATCHDAY 24
Endeavour Brenecia 2-1 Proudcastle
AFC Swanbridge 1-3 Falkner United
Stourhead 1-0 Pikemouth
Rozelle Archers 3-0 Francisca Orient
Chafford 0-0 Fiana Cove
Snowden River 2-4 Southrons-Errant
Coppersmith 0-1 AFC Westpike
Stonewash Town 2-3 Otter Ferry
MATCHDAY 25
Proudcastle 1-1 AFC Swanbridge
Endeavour Brenecia 4-0 Stourhead
Falkner United 0-2 Rozelle Archers
Pikemouth 0-0 Chafford
Francisca Orient 2-1 Snowden River
Fiana Cove 3-3 Coppersmith
Southrons-Errant 3-0 Stonewash Town
AFC Westpike 5-0 Otter Ferry
MATCHDAY 26
Stourhead 0-1 Proudcastle
Rozelle Archers 3-0 AFC Swanbridge
Chafford 1-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Snowden River 2-0 Falkner United
Coppersmith 0-3 Pikemouth
Stonewash Town 3-0 Francisca Orient
Otter Ferry 2-3 Fiana Cove
AFC Westpike 4-0 Southrons-Errant
MATCHDAY 27
Proudcastle 1-0 Rozelle Archers
Stourhead 0-1 Chafford
AFC Swanbridge 0-0 Snowden River
Endeavour Brenecia 1-1 Coppersmith
Falkner United 2-0 Stonewash Town
Pikemouth 1-0 Otter Ferry
Francisca Orient 0-2 AFC Westpike
Fiana Cove 1-2 Southrons-Errant
MATCHDAY 28
Chafford 0-2 Proudcastle
Snowden River 1-2 Rozelle Archers
Coppersmith 0-0 Stourhead
Stonewash Town 1-4 AFC Swanbridge
Otter Ferry 1-3 Endeavour Brenecia
AFC Westpike 4-2 Falkner United
Southrons-Errant 1-2 Pikemouth
Fiana Cove 2-0 Francisca Orient
MATCHDAY 29
Proudcastle 4-0 Snowden River
Chafford 1-2 Coppersmith
Rozelle Archers 5-0 Stonewash Town
Stourhead 2-0 Otter Ferry
AFC Swanbridge 1-2 AFC Westpike
Endeavour Brenecia 1-1 Southrons-Errant
Falkner United 0-2 Fiana Cove
Pikemouth 1-1 Francisca Orient


McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Northern Union 29 22 4 3 60 12 +48 70
2 Kingsgrove 29 21 6 2 77 21 +56 69

3 North Hall 29 17 5 7 39 28 +11 56
4 Rozelle 29 15 8 6 60 26 +34 53
5 Marque 29 15 7 7 49 32 +17 52

6 Southern Star 29 13 10 6 43 33 +10 49
7 Twin Saints 29 10 8 11 33 43 -10 38
8 Lotus Park 29 11 4 14 42 53 -11 37
9 Gallant Cross 29 9 9 11 32 36 -4 36
10 Northern Stallions 29 8 11 10 41 45 -4 35
11 Premier Rozelle 29 8 8 13 32 45 -13 32
12 Rockridge Phoenix 29 7 9 13 37 46 -9 30
13 Guilder 29 6 6 17 20 43 -23 24
14 Royal Westpike 29 4 8 17 30 55 -25 20
15 Rosbank Town 29 4 7 18 28 67 -39 19
16 Rozelle Alliance 29 4 6 19 32 70 -38 18

McCOWAN’S B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 AFC Westpike 29 22 4 3 71 22 +49 70
2 Rozelle Archers 29 21 5 3 67 21 +46 68

3 Falkner United 29 17 5 7 58 37 +21 56
4 Proudcastle 29 16 6 7 40 17 +23 54
5 Pikemouth 29 14 8 7 49 40 +9 50
6 Fiana Cove 29 11 11 7 50 36 +14 44
7 Southrons-Errant 29 11 9 9 44 43 +1 42
8 Chafford 29 12 6 11 25 30 -5 42
9 Endeavour Brenecia 29 9 13 7 45 39 +6 40
10 Francisca Orient 29 11 5 13 35 42 -7 38
11 Coppersmith 29 6 10 13 29 42 -13 28
12 Snowden River 29 7 6 16 23 38 -15 27
13 Stourhead 29 7 6 16 24 40 -16 27
14 AFC Swanbridge 29 6 5 18 25 56 -31 23
15 Otter Ferry 29 6 4 19 28 60 -32 22
16 Stonewash Town 29 2 5 22 20 70 -50 11


McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE ‘BERRY GOOD’ SWIRL FINAL MATCHDAY VANILLA CHOCOLATE MAGIC RESULTS
Marque 1-2 Kingsgrove
Rozelle Alliance 0-3 North Hall
Premier Rozelle 1-8 Rozelle
Rosbank Town 1-2 Northern Stallions
Lotus Park 0-4 Southern Star
Guilder 1-1 Northern Union
Royal Westpike 0-1 Twin Saints
Rockridge Phoenix 3-1 Gallant Cross

Lol.

Just one of those days for Northern Union, eh? Andrea Rohan’s Guilder have had a pretty indifferent season but they’ve been able to take the fight to all-comers on their day, and today in particular, there’s a pink and black shirt in the way of every shot, Union’s finishing goes wayward generally, and the veteran Helaia Sivitri makes no fewer than nine saves. Half of Guilder’s shots on target find their mark, with Vaida Meskela hammering a half-volley past Goran Stroud on his return from injury, and the Turbines clinging grimly to it. Bensom concedes a penalty to handball in the 50th minute which Erskine hamers home but apart from that, nobody has the means to break down Guilder from open play, least of all former Guilder winger Moira Kenny, kept silent on the right flank.

Kingsgrove don’t make it easy for themselves, either, having to come back from behind after half-time. Marque run out of puff and, though Troegner and Morland both hit the post before the hour to give Royals fans the sense they might just be cursed, Jessica Siafik turns back time, notches up a brace and sees them over the line. Just. Back-to-back titles for Uther Corren, with the top two each winning 22 of 30 games. Is it going to be back to the old duopoly?

The relegation fight is a letdown. Rozelle Alliance are full of fight and pluck and heart, but absolutely zero cutting edge, and when Hall strike them just before half-time through Archer’s curling strike you can just tell that they’re going to get smashed twice on the break in the second half by Michael Cole, which is precisely what happens. Rosbank Town thrash against Northern Stallions, and hold a point going into injury time… but it won’t be enough given the goal difference on display. They hurl everyone forward, Barclay smacks a cross off Heward, goalkeeper Fabian hustles up for the corner… which is punched clear by Pike, cleared on by Garrett, and Ladonna Womack has a clear shot at an empty net from halfway. She doesn’t miss. This means the Cavaliers are still in with a shot, despite going down fairly limply to Twin Saints, uncharacteristically solid at the back but offering almost nothing, Brian Merson with a quiet game in the Twins’ goal.

One post-script: Premier Rozelle face the big boys, Rozelle, and get comprehensively hammered, going down 8-1. It’s a humiliation that Tommy Sanford can’t bear, calling Lienke Vesper mid-press conference - the Nephar apologetically picking up the phone, at first seeming relieved to have a reprieve, only for her face to fall as she is, apparently, fired on the spot. At least she isn’t alone, with Lenore Drummond having faced the axe earlier in the season for Star. In the aftermath, Dani Pendragon steps down from the Union job, but Alora Heher keeps her job at Rozelle, with the board pledging more investment and rejuvenation.

McCOWAN’S B-LEAGUE ‘BERRY GOOD’ SWIRL FINAL MATCHDAY VANILLA CHOCOLATE MAGIC RESULTS
Coppersmith 0-1 Proudcastle
Stonewash Town 1-0 Snowden River
Otter Ferry 0-0 Chafford
AFC Westpike 2-0 Rozelle Archers
Southrons-Errant 0-2 Stourhead
Fiana Cove 2-0 AFC Swanbridge
Francisca Orient 0-5 Endeavour Brenecia
Pikemouth 2-2 Falkner United

PROMOTION / RELEGATION PLAYOFFS
A vs. B: Royal Westpike 1-1 Proudcastle (1-2 AET)
B vs. C: Otter Ferry 0-0 FC Solidarity Falkner (1-0 AET)
C vs. D: Alnwick Glade 1-1 Marque Leichiai (2-1 AET)

Proudcastle have been hammering at the door for a while, and a limited but confident and athletic side manages to outlast the Cavaliers in extra time, Sung Ibarra beating her countryman Nichols at the near post. FC Solidarity are denied a second consecutive promotion, Leichiai their immediate return to the third-tier.

CEDC FINAL
… wait, there’s no A-League sides there this time?

First Round
Knightstone FC 1-0 Townsend Raiders (1-0 agg)
AFC Conomore 1-0 AFC Swayback (1-0 agg)
Hall Spitfires 2-1 Finbar Stalwarts (2-1 agg)
Guilder 1-0 Mount Roland (1-0 agg)
Twin Saints 0-0 Royal Westpike (0-1 AET, 0-1 agg)
Gallant Cross 2-1 Pikemouth (2-1 agg)
Proudcastle 2-0 Glendower River (2-0 agg)
Rozelle 0-1 Falkner United (0-1 agg)
Razorback Hill 0-0 Snowden River (0-2 AET, 0-2 agg)
Francisca Orient 2-0 Credence Scarlets (2-0 agg)
Kearney Township 0-1 Spearcove Mariners (0-1 agg)
FC Solidarity Falkner 3-3 Endeavour Brenecia (3-4 AET, 3-4 agg)
Otter Ferry 2-0 Southside Wanderers (2-0 agg)
Southern Star 6-0 Marque Leichiai (6-0 agg)
Ridgeway FC 0-6 Northern Stallions (0-6 agg)
Shaleport Rangers 0-1 Stourhead (0-1 agg)
Stonewash Town 1-4 Kingsgrove (1-4 agg)
Rockridge Phoenix 6-0 Fentonbridge (6-0 agg)
Chrysler Town 1-1 Coppersmith (1-2 AET, 1-2 agg)
Brackford Rovers 1-4 AFC Swanbridge (1-4 agg)
Sharrow 2-0 Platwood (2-0 agg)
Lotus Park 2-1 Hawk Reach (2-1 agg)
Rozelle Archers 6-0 Suttonstrand FC (6-0 agg)
Lastcreek Ramblers 0-2 Scaffield (0-2 agg)
Premier Rozelle 3-1 Fiana Cove (3-1 agg)
Chafford 0-1 Alnwick Glade (0-1 agg)
Rosbank Town 5-0 Falkner Crescent (5-0 agg)
Randwick Town 1-0 Rozelle Alliance (1-0 agg)
Northern Union 6-0 Southrons-Errant (6-0 agg)
Alexavale FC 0-1 Chafford Saracens (0-1 agg)
Marque 2-1 AFC Westpike (2-1 agg)
St. Alexander 0-2 North Hall (0-2 agg)

Second Round
Knightstone FC 1-0 AFC Conomore (1-0 agg)
Hall Spitfires 1-4 Guilder (1-4 agg)
Royal Westpike 3-0 Gallant Cross (3-0 agg)
Proudcastle 1-2 Falkner United (1-2 agg)
Snowden River 2-1 Francisca Orient (2-1 agg)
Spearcove Mariners 1-4 Endeavour Brenecia (1-4 agg)
Otter Ferry 1-2 Southern Star (1-2 agg)
Northern Stallions 3-1 Stourhead (3-1 agg)
Kingsgrove 0-2 Rockridge Phoenix (0-2 agg
Coppersmith 1-1 AFC Swanbridge (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 3-2 PKs)
Sharrow 0-1 Lotus Park (0-1 agg)
Rozelle Archers 2-1 Scaffield (2-1 agg)
Premier Rozelle 1-0 Alnwick Glade (1-0 agg)
Rosbank Town 3-0 Randwick Town (3-0 agg)
Northern Union 5-0 Chafford Saracens (5-0 agg)
Marque 2-1 North Hall (2-1 agg)

Third Round
Knightstone FC 1-5 Guilder (1-5 agg)
Royal Westpike 2-0 Falkner United (2-0 agg)
Snowden River 1-1 Endeavour Brenecia (1-2 AET, 1-2 agg)
Southern Star 1-0 Northern Stallions (1-0 agg)
Rockridge Phoenix 1-0 Coppersmith (1-0 agg)
Lotus Park 0-0 Rozelle Archers (0-1 AET, 0-1 agg)
Premier Rozelle 2-0 Rosbank Town (2-0 agg)
Northern Union 2-0 Marque (2-0 agg)


RenewTec Cup Quarterfinals
Guilder 2-4 Royal Westpike
Royal Westpike 5-0 Guilder
Royal Westpike win 9-2 on aggregate.

Endeavour Brenecia 2-1 Southern Star
Southern Star 2-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Southern Star win 3-2 on aggregate.

Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Rozelle Archers
Rozelle Archers 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Rozelle Archers win 2-1 on aggregate.

Premier Rozelle 0-1 Northern Union
Northern Union 0-2 Premier Rozelle
Premier Rozelle win 2-1 on aggregate.

RenewTec Cup Semifinals
Royal Westpike 2-1 Southern Star
Southern Star 3-1 Royal Westpike
Southern Star win 4-3 on aggregate.

Rozelle Archers 1-3 Premier Rozelle
Premier Rozelle 3-0 Rozelle Archers
Premier Rozelle win 6-1 on aggregate.

RENEWTEC CUP FINAL
Southern Star 2-2 Premier Rozelle (2-3 AET)

Bizarrely, the Cup final is contested between two sides with interim managers; Glenn Murnane for Premier, Maher Crowborough for Star… though Lienke Vesper, only just fired, glowers from the stands. She witnesses a performance full of heart and drive, backed by the skill and ruthlessness of Chloe Minassian and Lilly Taylor, but it’s their depth that shines through. Premier are lucky to see extra time - indebted to young goalkeeper Sara, a star of the season and taking precedence over veteran Soren Laverty, who played all other Cup games before playing the last and his first league game of the season and… well, conceding the eight - for keeping them in the game. That gives the opportunity for Iris Miles, an unremarkable Nepharan journeywoman with a surprisingly strong goals-per-minutes ratio, a second striker thrown on for the midfielder Logan, to come on in and steal the glory, capitalising on chaos in the box to drive home a 107th-minute winner.

McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Kingsgrove 30 22 6 2 79 22 +57 72
2 Northern Union 30 22 5 3 61 13 +48 71

3 North Hall 30 18 5 7 42 28 +14 59
4 Rozelle 30 16 8 6 68 27 +41 56
5 Marque 30 15 7 8 50 34 +16 52

6 Southern Star 30 14 10 6 47 33 +14 52
7 Twin Saints 30 11 8 11 34 43 -9 41
8 Northern Stallions 30 9 11 10 43 46 -3 38
9 Lotus Park 30 11 4 15 42 57 -15 37
10 Gallant Cross 30 9 9 12 33 39 -6 36
11 Rockridge Phoenix 30 8 9 13 40 47 -7 33
12 Premier Rozelle 30 8 8 14 33 53 -20 32
13 Guilder 30 6 7 17 21 44 -23 25
14 Royal Westpike 30 4 8 18 30 56 -26 20
15 Rosbank Town 30 4 7 19 29 69 -40 19
16 Rozelle Alliance 30 4 6 20 32 73 -41 18
AWARDS
Golden Boot (Goals Scored): Danand Tristram (KNG) - 27
Golden Ball (Player of the Year): Xuban Sarasketa (KNG)
Golden Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Lexi Kinney (NTS)
Manager of the Year: Uther Corren (KNG)

McCOWAN’S B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 AFC Westpike 30 23 4 3 73 22 +51 73
2 Rozelle Archers 30 21 5 4 67 23 +44 68
3 Proudcastle 30 17 6 7 41 17 +24 57

4 Falkner United 30 17 6 7 60 39 +21 57
5 Pikemouth 30 14 9 7 51 42 +9 51
6 Fiana Cove 30 12 11 7 52 36 +16 47
7 Endeavour Brenecia 30 10 13 7 50 39 +11 43
8 Chafford 30 12 7 11 25 30 -5 43
9 Southrons-Errant 30 11 9 10 44 45 -1 42
10 Francisca Orient 30 11 5 14 35 47 -12 38
11 Stourhead 30 8 6 16 26 40 -14 30
12 Coppersmith 30 6 10 14 29 43 -14 28
13 Snowden River 30 7 6 17 23 39 -16 27
14 Otter Ferry 30 6 5 19 28 60 -32 23
15 AFC Swanbridge 30 6 5 19 25 58 -33 23
16 Stonewash Town 30 3 5 22 21 70 -49 14
AWARDS
Golden Boot (Goals Scored): Dima Camille (ROA) - 22
Golden Ball (Player of the Year): Claudia Serrano (ROA)
Golden Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Shara Chalk (ENB)
Manager of the Year: Marisha Cade (ROA)

’MOCHA DO!’ C-LEAGUE
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Finbar Stalwarts 30 20 4 6 50 23 +27 64
2 Randwick Town 30 18 7 5 48 25 +23 61

3 FC Solidarity Falkner 30 18 6 6 39 22 +17 60
4 AFC Swayback 30 18 4 8 62 34 +28 58
5 Scaffield 30 16 7 7 43 25 +18 55
6 Sharrow 30 15 8 7 47 37 +10 53
7 St. Alexander 30 14 4 12 40 29 +11 46
8 Mount Roland 30 11 8 11 30 26 +4 41
9 Fentonbridge 30 13 2 15 24 29 -5 41
10 Razorback Hill 30 10 8 12 31 37 -6 38
11 Chrysler Town 30 9 8 13 39 44 -5 35
12 Shaleport Rangers 30 8 7 15 24 38 -14 31
13 Glendower River 30 6 8 16 34 56 -22 26
14 Alnwick Glade 30 5 8 17 24 49 -25 23
15 Hall Spitfires 30 5 6 19 37 66 -29 21
16 Hawk Reach 30 5 3 22 18 50 -32 18

’MOCHA DO!’ D-LEAGUE
Pos Team                      P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Townsend Raiders 30 16 10 4 56 27 +29 58
2 Credence Scarlets 30 18 4 8 48 28 +20 58

3 Marque Leichiai 30 17 5 8 66 33 +33 56
4 Suttonstrand FC 30 16 7 7 62 39 +23 55
5 Brackford Rovers 30 16 5 9 49 30 +19 53
6 Platwood 30 15 5 10 43 35 +8 50
7 Falkner Crescent 30 14 7 9 50 41 +9 49
8 Chafford Saracens 30 13 9 8 55 49 +6 48
9 AFC Conomore 30 14 5 11 42 41 +1 47
10 Spearcove Mariners 30 11 7 12 45 40 +5 40
11 Ridgeway FC 30 11 7 12 39 46 -7 40
12 Kearney Township 30 10 6 14 43 56 -13 36
13 Southside Wanderers 30 7 6 17 26 45 -19 27
14 Lastcreek Ramblers 30 5 6 19 27 65 -38 21
15 Alexavale FC 30 4 5 21 39 78 -39 17
16 Knightstone FC 30 3 6 21 34 71 -37 15
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SEASON 85 - McCowan's A-League Preview

1. Northern Union
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Last Season: 2nd
Stadium: Redemption Park (50,000)
Nickname: Union
Manager: Russ Shorten (59)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Goran Stroud (36, AUD); 17 - Pandora Finnerty (26), 5 - Altzibar Sarrible (32, ASG), 18 - Rhea Henderson (30), 3 - Otoln-Prant Ezi (27, QUS); 15 - Cathal Reventas (20), 4 - Sharon Erskine (30, EUR); 7 - Moira Kenny (24, EUR), 8 - Felicia Brind (29), 11 - Krystal Sherwin (25, CDG); 10 - Valrauncion (??, KRY)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Karar-Falax Zev (26, QUS); 2 - RB - Sorcha Lonergan (34), 22 - RW/ST - Kitty Hazeldean (31), 26 - CB - Ibilx-Irtix Ono (28, QUS)

Background Union are the biggest show in town. Everyone knows it. You're either with Union or against them, because they've specialised in taking all the big prizes and not made many friends along the way. Owned and fuelled by a mining magnate and favoured by the working class across North Hall and its surroundings, Union buy great players and back it up with ruthless, disciplined defence, and unapologetic gamesmanship. Famously, they were stripped of their 66 title and relegated to the fourth tier when they were found guilty of match-fixing, but they've recovered from that humiliation with suspicious pace. Still, even the hardest-hearted Brenecian has to admit that they do wonders for the UICA coefficient. Union's fiercest rival is Kingsgrove, their opposites in almost every way, but they hate bougie local North Hall as well.

2. Rozelle
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Last Season: 4th
Stadium: Meade Row (44,000)
Nickname: the Saints
Manager: Alora Heher (45, COS)
(4-3-3) 1 - Tiarnan Cove (31), 2 - Aine Cooper (21), 22 - Lucien Raeff (33, QUE), 18 - Tapio Niemenen (26, SRS), 3 - Nimue Culpepper (24); 26 - Aivaras Namara (22), 4 - Annika Miller (29, NPH), 15 - Tyoma Laurette (26, CMT); 23 - Mathgamain Fife (28), 9 - Zinaida Woodcarver (22, QUE), 11 - Fortune Russell (31)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Ebony Carling (25); 7 - ST - Felix Sebastian (31, NPH), 8 - CM - Crane Avery (31), 10 - AM - Stemmon Perrodien (33, COS)

Background A large, successful powerhouse, if not quite the juggernaut of the Big Two. Rozelle's support base is a match for Kingsgrove's, and along with United they've managed to pretty much partition the entire capital between the three of them. They have much of the big-money flash of Union with none of the scandal, much of the style of Kingsgrove without the smugness; the Rozelle Way is just to win, and win well, with good players. A look at their trophy cabinet confirms that they've managed to achieve this with admirable consistency.

3. North Hall
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Last Season: 3rd
Stadium: The Aspire (40,000)
Nickname: the Northerners
Manager: Charles Hunter (52, EUR)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Hekima Drenel (33, SRS); 2 - Marzena Green (21), 5 - Nestoras Galatanos (28, VDR), 6 - Cara Keegan (29), 3 - Grey Merritt (29); 23 - Carmichael Straid (24), 20 - Tanya Messenger (28); 13 - Raminta Evans (23), 8 - Gaheris Archer (30), 16 - Eve Luther (30, NPH); 10 - Michael Cole (27, FVA)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Russ Cale (31); 7 - RW - Nuada Speaker (31), 9 - ST - Valentino Escandon (35, AUD), 11 - LM - Rudi Moisander (32, NPH), 14 - AM - Jovani Cordier (28, EFL), 17 - RB - Rurik Cole (32), 22 - CB - Nazar Stenberg (20, SRS)

Background Founded in the image of Muscular Christianity, Hall have always had a rather Puritan tint to it; formed by a well-meaning church group to help rehabilitate the corrupted youth of the area. The ghosts of this can be seen in their focus on physicality and discipline; the Northerners play fair, unlike cheating, superficially similar and nearby Union. North Hall the club will always claim to be the true club of North Hall the city, but nobody believes them. They've still enjoyed significant success over the years, always in the shadow of Union, outside the three glorious years their rivals spent in the wilderness.

4. Kingsgrove
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Last Season: Champions
Stadium: The New Royal (48,000)
Nickname: the Royals
Manager: Uther Corren (54)
(4-3-3) 12 - Clarence Webb (29, EUR); 17 - Felice Lovibond (29), 19 - Hidawi (29, SHT), 5 - Reina Turnbull (29, NPH), 18 - Deimne Watermark (31); 14 - Anlysa Morland (25), 4 - Xuban Sarasketa (24, ASG), 9 - Jessica Siafik (34, SAJ); 23 - Horan Parkes (27), 10 - Cyprian Korsak (23), 24 - Rhona Leonard (28)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Sonorous Lark (27); 2 - RB - Sonya Stezhenskaya (23, PYA), 8 - DM - Quan Darragh (26), 11 - LW - Setanta Ashvane (32)

Background The southern powerhouse of Brenecia, but perhaps not even the biggest side in Rozelle; still, Kingsgrove are a symbol, and the natural arch-rival to Union. The insufferable talk of the Southern Way - trust in youth, focus on pace and vivacious attack - pervades the atmosphere, and in fairness the club has produced many of the nation's finest players and managers while continuing to achieve success both domestically and abroad. While their catchment is in theory only Rozelle's richer districts, their youth scouts will pluck anyone from anywhere, and they're the favoured club of many rural southern sides too small to have a professional side of their own - much like Union, in the north. But they've arguably grown decadent, and allowed Union to steal a march.

5. Southern Star
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Last Season: 5th
Stadium: Pride's Run (24,000)
Nickname: the Lions
Manager: Maher Crowborough (42)
(4-4-2) 12 - Sorcha Tanner (28); 2 - Vivi Conlan (28, CYI), 18 - Axelv-Zorno Ivo (30, QUS), 6 - Chononso Uchi (29, BNJ), 13 - Mynah Seeler (27); 22 - Penumbra Till (30, NPH), 5 - Skaidrina Briggs (24), 23 - Medea Morin-Antonoff (26, QUE), 16 - Aidan Loxley (29); 17 - Manahaal Brimorii (30, MRN), 15 - Suada Bogdanić (23, PFA)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Rina Lazareva (33, HIN); 3 - LB - Rankin Prowatt (27), 4 - CM - Rurik Deimantas (32), 8 - CM - Simone Cantiff (31), 9 - ST - Sebastián Carreno (34, VLD), 37 - CB - Lia Lindsey (20, GTK)

Background Once 'South Rathia', the Lions bear the unfortunate distinction of having suffered the worst ever A-League season and indeed one of the worst seasons in the history of modern top-flight football, attaining just three points over thirty miserable matches. The rebrand in its wake was as much about rebuilding a project that had turned stale, and more effectively rebasing in Lastcreek, the southern keystone of the sprawling Rathia region. On the pitch, a focus on doing a lot with a little has been replaced; they have the cash to throw, now. Their rivals are Northern Stallions (nee North Rathia), for fairly clear-cut reasons.

6. Marque
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Last Season: 5th
Stadium: Goodship Road (32,000)
Nickname: the Privateers
Manager: Marian Ironside (46)
(4-3-3) 12 - Pietro Salinas (29, KSK); 2 - Veronika Fábián (24, PAS), 18 - Rurik Grade (27), 6 - Celeste Taunton (30), 22 - Pavel Lockhart (29, NPH); 21 - Ecaterine Svobiene (22), 23 - Murgen Conrad (30), 15 - Stef Bakker (25, TLI); 7 - Niko Longshore (27), 12 - Bjorn Cohen (28, SNL), 11 - Belle Barclay (23, TLI)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Scanlan Pritchard (35); 8 - CM - Lavinia Riitsi (34, MRN), 10 - CM/AM - Armand Cariou (32, AUD), 16 - LW - Pellegrin Csapo (31, PAS), 19 - RB - Arnau Mata (31, DEL)

Background The roguish, explosive Privateers cultivate an image as Brenecia's second club, based out of the nation's key eastern port. Something is always going on there. The football has to be entertaining, there has to be a pathway for local talent, and winning ugly or boring just isn't enough. Well, unless there's silverware at the end of it. As a result, Marque have generally underachieved their potential, but the fans are happy. They like to bring some colour to bear against their stale local rivals, Orient.

7. Northern Stallions
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Last Season: 8th
Stadium: The New Road (24,000)
Nickname: the Stallions
Manager: Aoife Cresci (47)
(4-3-3) 20 - Jiawei Lau (25, YZH); 17 - Lexi Kinney (21, CDG), 19 - Sigmund Hafner (26, ZRH), 6 - Andras Heward (28), 22 - Valda Harkhan (31, SRS); 13 - Kestutis Garrett (24), 23 - Nicoletta Gasperini (21, TKT), 8 - Natalya Axelrud (25, SRS); 26 - Brooke Urbanik (25), 16 - Salvia Farrier (27, NPH), 11 - Ladonna Womack (25, CMT)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Clarisse Pike (32); 2 - RB - Larissa Ensign (26), 3 - LB - Rurik Shea (29), 4 - DM - Natalia Legate (30), 10 - LW - Miloš Simeoniwic (32, ZRH)

Background Formerly 'North Rathia', reflecting where they hail from; specifically, the north is mining territory, the more verdant and poorer south is farmland. The north likes to mock the south for its poverty, in a 'tallest pygmy in the village' kind of way, though both resent the big cities. The Stallions' history is starker than Star's; they were little use prior to their rebrand, but have been a constant presence at the top since. Based out of the northern crossroads of Ironstone, which is, appropriately, the centre of the mining trade east of the Hall. Once won the title and immediately lost 8-0 to Union due to a series of arrests and violent hangovers in the title party.

8. Premier Rozelle
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Last Season: 12th
Stadium: PREMIER Arena (22,000)
Nickname: the Eels
Manager: Glenn Murnane (44)
(4-3-3) 12 - Sana Emiliosdóttir (24, GRF); 17 - Itziar Lévêque (31, ASG), 2 - Karii Bruun (36, MRN), 18 - Narendra Foroghi (28, SRS), 22 - Trisha Nzonzi (26, CYI); 8 - Desdemona Ndlovu (28, CBR), 4 - Rhapsody Lane (27), 11 - Kayleigh Reid (27, TLI); 23 - Chloe Minassian (23, CDG), 10 - Lilly Taylor (28, TLI), 16 - Climaco Reveron (25, FFD)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Soren Laverty (33); 3 - LB/LW - Nyna Reeve (29), 6 - CB - Tuireann Luther (28), 13 - LW - Anja Ruthenbeck (34, NPH), 15 - ST - Iris Miles (30, NPH), 39 - LB - Daniel Miszta (19)

Background Under their old name 'Rozelle United', Premier were very much the third of the Rozelle sides but a constant presence in the top flight. During their golden age following the de-merger, they were at one point within the reach of the title on the final day. Financial ruin followed, and their only path to salvation was to be bought out by the Sanford-based PREMIER group, losing their name, their colours and their soul in the process. While the rebranding initiative initially put them in identical full-teal kits to their sister clubs, multiple instances of arson proved an incentive to at least return to white stripes.

9. Rockridge Phoenix
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Last Season: 11th
Stadium: The Vantage (22,000)
Nickname: the 'Nix
Manager: Morcillo Clamidia López (48, FFD)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Aarif Muhammad (29, FVA); 17 - Vaidas Salter (26), 18 - Zara Sinclair (24, TLI), 4 - Miluose Oches (32, TIO), 13 - Suraya Torosian (27, SRS); 5 - Casey Schaumann (25), 6 - Leon Solari (31, SVG); 23 - Kristina Midtjaer (30, SVJ), 8 - Kotaro Katsura (33, HIN), 11 - Moraguse Merle (23, CMT); 15 - Kambiz Ortan (26, SRS)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Gretel Harris (27), 40 - GK - Vicuska Petheô (17, PAS); 10 - CM - Oscar Andrade (32, TKT), 21 - DM - George Richards (34, EOT)

Background Formerly Ridgeway United, a side that won a title early in the A-League’s life cycle. Then financial reality set in and they crashed and burned to the very bottom of the pyramid, only rising back up after rebranding and refurbishing. Now under the auspices of an ambitious Euran cartel, they’ve become known for ambitious and well-targeted foreign signings.

10. Lotus Park
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Last Season: 9th
Home Colours: Green / black / green
Away Colours: White / green / white
Stadium: Lotus Park (31,000)
Nickname: the Foresters
Manager: Kendall Childress (44)
(4-4-2) 1 - Ezina Swain (28, EFL); 2 - Freysa Monique-Pule (29, ZWZ), 5 - Darren Flowers (31, CBP), 6 - Jess Vorobjovas (26), 19 - Justin Pedroza Sierra (26, MVE); 7 - Aneurin Wakering (20), 24 - Nadira Pool (26, CMT), 14 - Cinta Priftil (23, SRS), 11 - Nelida Steere (26, EFL); 9 - Orazio Canova (29, SOR), 15 - Imogen Stevens (22, TLI)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Augustine Catapan (36, NPH); 3 - LB - Lachlan Crowder (33), 8 - CM - Praline Jansen (28), 18 - CB - Luke Lemieux (36, DEL)

Background One of the major sides in the key northwestern city of Falkner, Park blend the affluent, suburban side of town with the more bohemian area around the Falkner University (FU, fittingly), Brenecia's intellectual centre. The club have been mildly successful, even through the cut-throat merger years, generally finding a way to keep afloat, generally with an attractive brand of football. Despite Falkner's rather placid reputation, the local derbies against United are genuinely vicious, fuelled by Park's notorious tendency of stealing talents from United's natural catchment.

11. AFC Westpike
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Last Season: Champions (B)
Stadium: Sedgwick Park (26,000)
Nickname: the Teamsters
Manager: Teagan Bridges (54)
(4-4-2) 1 - Udalaitz Altabegoiti (29, ASG); 2 - Claudia Marston (30), 13 - Viggo Gudbrandsson (24, KLD), 24 - Kitty Borden (28), 6 - Iraida Kostina (24, PYA); 15 - Llywela Hall (28), 5 - Rhonda Mori (21), 8 - Adone Gennaro (28, OSR), 11 - Tricia Pace (31); 9 - Matteo Matthiasson (23, GRF), 16 - Sergio Mayer (22, SNL)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Gerrick Danford (30); 4 - DM - Erin Scheuer (32), 10 - ST - Crowley Mathers (33, CYI), 18 - CB - Gisela Alberon (36, SRS), 19 - RB - Icarus Vibes (24), 22 - LB - Litany Ainsworth (27), 23 - LM - Erika Leander (28)

Background In these times, it's bold for a Brenecian club to proudly show its Nepharan roots, but unsurprisingly the western port of Westpike is by a distance the strongest-influenced by the homeland, and AFC Westpike in particular were founded by Nepharan labourers. As rhetoric has dialed up, so too have the club, now officially displaying the Nepharan form 'AFC' in their title. This doesn't make them popular, but it does help them stand out. Arrayed against Pikemouth and especially Royal, Westpike's fans engage in the Nepharan tradition of pyrotechnics despite the best efforts of police.

12. Gallant Cross
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Last Season: 10th
Stadium: Cruxhall (12,000)
Nickname: the Gallants
Manager: Medda Ringbill (51, BSE)
(4-3-3) 20 - Victoria Jones (22, TMB); 17 - Curtis Holman (28, KSK), 22 - Sawda Bedrosian (27, SRS), 6 - Sunil Damasekara (29, SYL), 3 - Leyland Howell (27); 21 - Kira Lorinc (26, PAS), 18 - Kadek Ahlberg (25, PFA), 13 - Gwynyth Hexham (29); 23 - Cuan Redruth (26), 7 - Rowan Woods (26, TLI), 10 - Radoslav Cherganski (31, ZRH)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Charlotte Fasano (34, SVG); 4 - DM - Konda-Ralox Saf (35, QUS), 5 - CB - Vance Commodore (35), 14 - CM - Candica Batton (28)

Background Cross are what feels like a rarity in the upper echelons of Brenecian football; the only consistently professional representative of regional town Stourhead, they’ve traditionally taken pride in their resilience and work ethic, but always had room for a damaged-goods flair player somewhere along the line.

13. Rozelle Archers
~Kits coming soon~
Last Season: 14th
Stadium: Clovis Street (18,000)
Nickname: the Archers
Manager: Marisha Cade (45, NPH)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Alisander Sandford (29, NPH); 17 - Gareth Hail (29, NPH), 22 - Ilona Dvorak (23, SRS), 6 - Susheela Kaur (28, SRS), 3 - Lexi Holmes (29, HAN); 4 - Catubodua Jones (29), 14 - Claude Goodwin (25, NPH); 13 - Mao Aiguo (26, YZH), 21 - Marko Opština (25, ZRH), 16 - Claudia Serrano (24, SNL); 10 - Dima Camille (26, CMT)
Notable Reserves: 5 - CB - Promise Kellow (28), 7 - RW - Ivanna Hartley (30, NPH), 8 - AM - Ano Ishimaki (31, KOR), 11 - CM - Avril Wisnyewski (34, CBP), 23 - DM - Theresa Varela (20, EFL)

Background A club founded by Nepharan ex-pats and standing militantly for Nepharan ideals, real or symbolic. They tend to hire a lot of Nepharim, and relish their reputation as a comic villain of the league.

14. Guilder
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Last Season: 13th
Stadium: Sandstone Avenue (23,000)
Nickname: the Turbines
Manager: Andrea Rohan (52)
(4-2-3-1) 12 - Helaia Sivitri (36, SRS); 16 - Aspar Brink (30, FFD), 5 - Lance Bensom (31), 6 - Alessia Giribaldi (32, SVG), 3 - Torsten Eikholm (30, KOR); 8 - Ide Usano (27, ASG), 21 - Kahitana Kandadija (29, FFD); 7 - Coraline Asmund (21), 15 - Clover Whitworth (21), 10 - Mariska Akker (23, COR); 14 - Rory Kenihan (22)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Ríçâr Sçârî (27, FFD); 4 - AM - Dimitri Pent (30), 9 - ST - Villanelle Rizzari (30, COS), 18 - CB - Godfrey Hawes (31), 22 - LB - Koharu Soler (31, HIN), 24 - DM - Reeve Stanton (30)

Background A small southern town, Guilder sits approximately at the crossroads of Rozelle, Marque and Falkner, starting out as a trading post that grew in the industrial era. In more recent times, Guilder's earned an odd reputation for environmental affairs; the nickname 'the Turbines', after the wind farms built to try and even out all the mines in Brenecia, has been reclaimed and stuck. The club are something of a yo-yo side traditionally.

15. Twin Saints
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Last Season: 13th
Stadium: Shady Moorside (11,000)
Nickname: the Twins
Manager: Cristobal Madera (54, OSR)
(4-4-2) 20 - Brian Merson (33, TKT); 2 - River Clemence (29), 5 - Tess Saunders (32, NPH), 19 - Marnus Cubben (28), 3 - Genevre Harker (28, EFL); 7 - Elida Jaranogi (29, SRS), 4 - Mason Turnbull (26, TLI), 8 - Leticia Tapp (21), 11 - Sela Saotisohi (29, SRS); 15 - Wladmir Imilić (27, ZRH), 10 - Cantwell Lamorak (23)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Michael Ward (21, SNL); 13 - RM - Lola Crossing (29), 18 - LB - Louise Brine (25), 21 - CM - Lélé Rouselle (33, KOR), 22 - ST - Lynton Talbot (28)

Background A fairly familiar tale in Brenecia's rapid growth, as two rival towns - Saints Wessex and Essex - wound up more or less blurring into one another, and with both clubs struggling to survive, merged into a single unit. 'Twin Saints' is now the name on the map, as well as of the surviving club, a small city on the western frontier. There's still friction between the two halves, but the club, among the most stable in the nation, has been a source of pride.

16. Proudcastle
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Last Season: 3rd (B)
Stadium: Gardengate (23,000)
Nickname: the Oathmen
Manager: Lyn Crowley (57)
(4-4-2) 1 - Felipe de Anglada (33, TEQ); 2 - Yohan Gauthier (30, CMT), 5 - Tana Kiln (31, YSP), 4 - Cerys Staplewood (22), 19 - Riley Craig (25, TLI); 23 - Roman Vendaval (21, TKT), 6 - Adelaide Casimir (28, ISK), 13 - John Celhaka (23), 16 - Zecira Liebherr (22); 26 - Caladbolg Moore (20), 21 - Sung Ibarra (25, CMT)
Notable Reserves: 3 - LB - Sandra Mulder (34), 6 - CB - Jana Thurrock (30), 7 - RM - Gergő Antalik (30), 8 - CM - Sara Russet (33), 9 - ST - Stefan Harper (31), 11 - LM - Natanael Malmqvist (31, NRH)

Background A tough and traditionally defensive outfit based in the rural northeast, in a town built on the ruins of the last keep to fall to the Nepharan invaders. Even if, critically, it still fell to the Nepharan invaders. The town and its club have a jingoistic reputation.

B-League Preview

1. Falkner United
Colours: White and black
Nickname: the Hunters
Manager: Emerald Sheehan (50)
Key Players: Arden Millar (GK, 30), Olwyn Fife (GK, 24), Coriander Lewis (RB, 29), Orfeo Moretti (CB, 31, HIN), Oran Keller (CB, 25), Kelleher Vintner (LB, 26), Faith Northwest (RM, 29), Eloise Hourihane (CM, 29), Aenepe Edramara (CM, 25, KOR), Aife Redding (LM, 32), Owen Findlay (ST, 32, TLI), Tamsin Caphrey (ST, 28)

[b]2. Endeavour Brenecia

Colours: Red and white
Nickname: the Torchmen
Manager: Cheney Staunton (43)
Key Players: Léòkadío Rüvündêwâ (GK, 32, FFD), Ottokar Izold (GK, 22, SRS), Reuben Cornwell (CB, 30), Hera Marevi (CB, 22, TFS), Shara Chalk (LB, 21), Tremeka Godwin (ST, 34, APX), Guillaume Csokonai (ST, 20, FFD), Nasrin Jain (LW, 28, SRS)

3. Fiana Cove
Colours: Yellow and blue
Nickname: the Blades
Manager: Tash Nawalka (54)
Key Players: Baylor Lindsett (GK, 29), Johanna Cauldron (RB, 30), Xanthe Peters (CB, 31, CMT), Justin Grezda (CB, 34), Casey Fisken (LB, 31), Cherish Mills (RW, 28), Brendon Vermolen (LW, 32, TLI), Chimon Prandl (ST, 25, SRS)

4. Royal Westpike
Colours: Blue and pink
Nickname: the Cavaliers
Manager: Lenore Drummond (44)
Key Players: Finn Nichols (GK, 34, CMT), Evan Reid (GK, 27), Dean Becker (RB, 34), Aldred Sparr (CB, 29), Lieke Scheffer (CB, 25, COR), Erich Marks (LB, 33, STL), Ivy Yerron (RM, 28, CMT), Camille Martinaux (CM, 34, CMT), Vicente Escobeda (CM, 24, FFD), Lanie Sarrazin (LM, 31, OAM), Jesse Savatier (LM, 23, CMT), Phönix Wohlwend (ST, 25, ZRH)

5. Rosbank Town
Colours: Black and orange
Nickname: the Black Swans
Manager: Bram Merchant (50)
Key Players: Fabian Snæþórsson (GK, 33, GRF), Markus Kattegat (GK, 27), Lina Watt (RB, 32, CMT), Jacqui Greening (RB, 30), Marie-Louise Daucourt (CB, 32, CMT), Joanna Rollins (CB, 32), Cromwell Thorne (CB, 29), Adelaide Bright (LB, 26), Nils Chapel (RM, 34), Harper Casey (CM, 31, KOR), Kristjana Eiríksdóttir (CM, 29, MVE), Demetrio Defarolera (CM, 20, FFD), Elaine Sutton (LM, 30), Anaara Baelli (ST, 31, MRN), Stefan Punnett (ST, 29), Alcina Yeardley (ST, 28)

6. Snowden Capitalizt
Colours: White and green
Nickname: the Mariners
Manager: Alison Hawkes (51)
Key Players: Roisin Black (GK, 30), Anna-Leena Outinen (GK, 21, KIM), Sakae Hakugi (RB, 33, KIR), Loella Surrey (RB, 28), Cole Amundson (CB, 31), Marina Lowell (CB, 29), Anasztazia Kven (CB, 25, SRS), Pamela Corder (LB, 30), Ashley Turner (CM, 32, ETN), Clovis Moran (CM, 29), Karar Daromi (CM, 26, SRS), Arran Gerrard (ST, 28), Arigós Aulejos (ST, 27, FFD), Destine Martin (LW, 32, CMT), Nemanja Wukowić (LW, 30, ZRH)

7. Pikemouth
Colours: White and green
Nickname: the Harpoons
Manager: Liang Bo (55, YZH)
Key Players: Alain Donnet (GK, 32, CMT), Lisbeth Fellowes (GK, 28), Alexander Caulder (RB, 33, SCT), Murtagh Speed (CB, 29), Steiner Neill (CB, 29), Camilla Auskas (LB, 34), Brii Muuren (CM, 35, MRN), Mhairi Jansen (CM, 30), Eve Kindred (CM, 29), Piotra Brookfield (ST, 29, APX), Tristan Redmond (LW, 28)

8. Rozelle Alliance
Colours: White and blue
Nickname: Alliance
Manager: Kristijan Markowić (51, ZRH)
Key Players: Markéta Banik (GK, 31, HIN), Jane Hendriks (GK, 29, COR), Mathieu Vance (RB, 34, CMT), Nessie Kendall (RB, 27), Orhan Mataras (CB, 28, SRS), Dominik Bothner (CB, 24), Peter Andreassen (LB, 27, NRH), Daniel Belanger (RM, 31, KSK), Jana Larionov (CM, 28, SVJ), Alivia Rivera (CM, 25, EFL), Mikaela Kjellsen (LM, 28, SVJ), Alida Petrov (ST, 32, SRS), Kate Burnside (ST, 25), Anja Zoric (ST, 22, MYT)

9. Coppersmith
Colours: Orange and black
Nickname: the Smiths
Manager: Lilith Cromwell (56)
Key Players: Darren March (GK, 34), Royce Gannon (GK, 27), Lemuel Lowther (RB, 29, KOR), Renato Lindsey (CB, 29, CMT), Katie Mercer (CB, 26, CDG), Meadow Foreman (RM, 30), Claude Kittenhawk (CM, 33), Ombre Pinnock (CM, 29), Haile Gabwen (CM, 29, SRS), Viktör Ísnì (LM, 24, FFD), Silban Kihiyaborda (ST, 29, ASG), Thompson Bastin (ST, 29, TKT)

10. Chafford
Colours: Red and white
Nickname: the Cavaliers
Manager: Daniel Snowden (62)
Key Players: Julia Clemence (GK, 29), Dawn Connett (RB, 27), Ruth Bensom (CB, 32), Candice Mellan (CB, 27), Sterling Forbes (LB, 27), Karel Tanzer (DM, 26), Grant Edelweiss (CM, 31), Lukacs rue Pfareliele (CM, 30, FFD), Louise Gunn (RW, 31), Yassin Vega (AM, 29, SNL), Elizabeth Rhodes (LW, 29), Yseniya Juan (ST, 23, CMT)

11. Southrons-Errant
Colours: Red and black
Nickname: the Southrons
Manager: Arran Bright (47)
Key Players: Keith Sheridan (GK, 33), Etta Cornelian (RB, 28), Nicola Clark (CB, 28, CBR), Roscoe Grant (LB, 31), Aidan Lindegartner (RM, 30), Geré Manaudou (CM, 31, KOR), Malachi Ashton (CM, 30), Eriu Crowe (LM, 29), Sharla Ornelas (ST, 25, CMT)

12. Finbar Stalwarts
Colours: Teal and yellow
Nickname: the Stalwarts
Manager: Artur Garrick (52)
Key Players: Arran Costly (GK, 30), Tony Huxley (CB, 28), Ryn Ness (RM, 34, CMT), Cale Lane (CM, 31), Hanan Paulu (CM, 27, SRS), Edelweiss Carson (ST, 27)

13. Francisca Orient
Colours: Sky and blue
Nickname: the Jacks
Manager: Skara-Brae Green (46)
Key Players: Irvine Welles (GK, 28), Martin Thurrock (RB, 29), Emeline Pons (CB, 32, EFL), Rory Drayman (CB, 28), Connor Parris (CM, 33), Neil Metcalf (CM, 29), Strut Alnwick (CM, 28), Lara Mayer (LM, 28), Natalia Ward (ST, 28, HAN)

14. Randwick Town
Colours: Slate and white
Nickname: the Grinders
Manager: Fiona Catlin (47)
Key Players: Greig Martyn (GK, 31), Morgan Brandis (CM, 26, CYI), Sistine Monroe (RW, 27), Lorcan Paynter (ST, 29)

15. Otter Ferry
Colours: Green and yellow
Nickname: the Ferrymen
Manager: Siobhan Clyde (52, BRE)
Key Players: Grace Connolly (GK, 33), Aisha Waxcandle (CB, 34), Clarine Bellamy (CB, 29), Rímân Âlamans (LW, 29, FFD), Amable Kecskán (ST, 34, FFD), Beckett Keeley (ST, 30)

16. Stourhead
Colours: Blue and yellow
Nickname: the Masons
Manager: Hercules Stafford (47)
Key Players: Markus Brendan (GK, 29), Ketifa Cohen (RB, 28, EFL), Helena Schmidt (CB, 31, CMT), Axel Norris (CB, 27), Esther Justin (CM, 30), Sheena Megson (RW, 30), Brighton Mattheus (ST, 32), Scott Matthews (ST, 30), Holly Steer (LW, 30)
Puppet of Nephara.

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Postby Brenecia » Sun Sep 04, 2022 8:23 pm

LEAGUE PREVIEW
With Kingsgrove losing Danand Tristram in the window… ugh… who cares…

With the Archers and a revitalised Westpike making for a strong set of newly-promoted clubs, will the likes of Twin Saints be squeezed out of…

Ahh, it hardly matters. Same old cast of clubs in the same rough positions. But you know what matters?

NAME
RECOGNITION
INDEX

Valrauncion’s in the league, baby! 110 million spunked on one of the most iconic whatever-year-old players in the history of the game! He’s been around forever and it probably isn’t some kind of scam or just a sequence of Kryties using the same name for branding purposes!

Nothing else really matters, so let’s cut to the chase.

PHASE I
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With ten goals in the first half of the season, Valrauncion fires Union to … second.
Not top? Is Russ Shorten a fraud? Probably not; it’s surprising it’s taken this long for him to wash up at Union, he’s succeeded wherever he’s gone with the right kind of style. But it’s actually Marque atop the table, playing effervescent and fluent passing football. The kind of football you want to see at the top of the table. Theoretically.

Still, while eyeballs are drawn to the league for that sweet, sweet Valrauncion #content - and Union do remain favourites for the title, with Kingsgrove and Rozelle falling off - there’s plenty of intrigue elsewhere. Premier Rozelle have already axed Glenn Murnane after just two wins in their first fifteen, and their strategy of giving money to literally anyone who nods at them continues to lead to being less than the sum of their parts. He’s the only man out of a job, but not the only man to have left, with Uther Corren taking up a lucrative opportunity in Valladares. Kendall Childress clings to hers, but despite a very strong record going into this season, her Foresters are bottom of the table, her faith in youth not yet being backed up by results.

Both automatically promoted teams are above the waterline thus far. Archers’ Nepharan manager Marisha Cade’s become notorious for trash-talking her opponents and, annoyingly, often following them up with victory, while AFC Westpike have benefited from plenty of experience in the team, with Brenecia international winger Tricia Pace - who never wanted to leave Union, but was ultimately frozen out of her hometown club - very clearly having a point to prove, one of the form players of the division. Proudcastle are in the bottom two and, having scored just five goals (half a Valrauncion!), deserve to be.

McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Marque 15 12 2 1 32 14 +18 38
2 Northern Union 15 11 2 2 26 8 +18 35

3 Rozelle 15 9 4 2 23 16 +7 31
4 Kingsgrove 15 9 2 4 36 24 +12 29
5 North Hall 15 7 8 0 26 14 +12 29
6 Southern Star 15 8 2 5 27 16 +11 26
7 Rockridge Phoenix 15 7 2 6 21 16 +5 23
8 Northern Stallions 15 6 1 8 25 23 +2 19
9 Gallant Cross 15 5 1 9 20 25 -5 16
10 Rozelle Archers 15 4 3 8 19 30 -11 15
11 Guilder 15 3 5 7 12 21 -9 14
12 Twin Saints 15 3 4 8 11 19 -8 13
13 AFC Westpike 15 3 3 9 15 28 -13 12
14 Premier Rozelle 15 2 5 8 21 33 -12 11
15 Proudcastle 15 2 5 8 5 18 -13 11
16 Lotus Park 15 2 5 8 18 32 -14 11

McCOWAN’S B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Snowden Capitalizt 15 11 2 2 25 9 +16 35
2 Rosbank Town 15 11 0 4 38 18 +20 33

3 Fiana Cove 15 9 4 2 22 12 +10 31
4 Royal Westpike 15 9 2 4 27 21 +6 29
5 Falkner United 15 9 1 5 34 21 +13 28
6 Endeavour Brenecia 15 7 4 4 26 16 +10 25
7 Randwick Town 15 6 3 6 13 18 -5 21
8 Southrons-Errant 15 5 5 5 17 19 -2 20
9 Chafford 15 5 3 7 11 13 -2 18
10 Coppersmith 15 4 5 6 16 23 -7 17
11 Francisca Orient 15 5 2 8 17 27 -10 17
12 Rozelle Alliance 15 5 1 9 20 25 -5 16
13 Pikemouth 15 3 5 7 24 26 -2 14
14 Stourhead 15 3 4 8 9 17 -8 13
15 Otter Ferry 15 4 1 10 13 35 -22 13
16 Finbar Stalwarts 15 1 4 10 10 22 -12 7


PHASE II
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YOOOOOOOOOOOO wait what Union are 4th that isn’t meant to happen.

Though Valrauncion’s now at 18 goals, and Union remain in a four-team race for the top, they are, uh, the fourth of those four teams. Alora Heher’s Rozelle have it in their hands; they’ve just had the knack for getting through tough games, despite the fact that they haven’t really looked able to flair their way through games. Indeed, no individual side has looked all that impressive in a season that’s just lacked real star power except for You Know Who.

Lotus Park have picked themselves up out of trouble, while Guilder and Gallant Cross have dropped themselves right into it. Indeed, those two will need a result and others going their way in order to escape the drop…

McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Rozelle 29 18 6 5 54 30 +24 60
2 North Hall 29 16 11 2 53 26 +27 59

3 Marque 29 17 8 4 51 28 +23 59
4 Northern Union 29 17 7 5 40 17 +23 58
5 Kingsgrove 29 16 7 6 65 45 +20 55

6 Southern Star 29 16 5 8 46 22 +24 53
7 Rockridge Phoenix 29 12 8 9 35 33 +2 44
8 Northern Stallions 29 11 1 17 42 50 -8 34
9 Rozelle Archers 29 9 6 14 45 59 -14 33
10 Lotus Park 29 7 9 13 36 51 -15 30
11 Twin Saints 29 7 8 14 25 40 -15 29
12 AFC Westpike 29 7 6 16 33 48 -15 27
13 Premier Rozelle 29 6 8 15 34 51 -17 26
14 Proudcastle 29 5 10 14 18 35 -17 25
15 Gallant Cross 29 6 6 17 27 47 -20 24
16 Guilder 29 4 10 15 17 39 -22 22

McCOWAN’S B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Endeavour Brenecia 29 20 4 5 60 23 +37 64
2 Falkner United 29 20 3 6 68 34 +34 63

3 Fiana Cove 29 19 5 5 57 21 +36 62
4 Rosbank Town 29 18 3 8 71 39 +32 57
5 Royal Westpike 29 17 3 9 52 44 +8 54
6 Snowden Capitalizt 29 16 5 8 44 27 +17 53
7 Chafford 29 11 6 12 29 27 +2 39
8 Coppersmith 29 10 8 11 28 32 -4 38
9 Southrons-Errant 29 9 10 10 38 40 -2 37
10 Pikemouth 29 9 9 11 42 44 -2 36
11 Rozelle Alliance 29 11 3 15 36 44 -8 36
12 Randwick Town 29 9 5 15 23 39 -16 32
13 Francisca Orient 29 8 5 16 28 51 -23 29
14 Stourhead 29 5 7 17 17 45 -28 22
15 Otter Ferry 29 5 2 22 24 78 -54 17
16 Finbar Stalwarts 29 3 6 20 19 48 -29 15


McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE ‘BERRY GOOD’ SWIRL FINAL MATCHDAY VANILLA CHOCOLATE MAGIC RESULTS
Marque 2-0 Kingsgrove
Proudcastle 0-3 North Hall
Rozelle Archers 1-4 Rozelle
AFC Westpike 1-5 Northern Stallions
Premier Rozelle 1-5 Southern Star
Lotus Park 0-5 Northern Union
Guilder 4-2 Twin Saints
Rockridge Phoenix 4-2 Gallant Cross

Rozelle immediately defuse all tension from the title race by destroying the Archers 4-1. Proudcastle seem safe, but completely eat shit at the last minute by getting trashed 3-0 by Hall, while Guilder, goalshy all season, put four past the Twins. They squeak out of automatic relegation on, of all things, goals scored. Premier Rozelle escape relegation only through the incompetence of the non-Guilder sides beneath them, sure as hell not for their result on the final; getting thumped 5-1 means that the guy who replaced Glenn Murnane is unceremoniously axed.

MOST IMPORTANTLY:
Valrauncion + 10 smash Lotus Park 5-0 to ensure…

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TWENTY TWO GOALS

WOW

PROMOTION / RELEGATION PLAYOFFS
A vs. B: Guilder 0-0 Fiana Cove (1-0 AET)
B vs. C: Stourhead 0-1 Stonewash Town
C vs. D: Credence Scarlets 0-1 Brackford Rovers

First Round
Guilder 1-0 North Hall (1-0 agg)
Premier Rozelle 2-4 Rosbank Town (2-4 agg)
Fentonbridge 2-1 Gallant Cross (2-1 agg)
Otter Ferry 3-2 Credence Scarlets (3-2 agg)
Razorback Hill 1-2 Southern Star (1-2 agg)
Chafford Saracens 0-3 Mount Roland (0-3 agg)
Platwood 2-1 Stonewash Town (2-1 agg)
Glendower River 0-2 Royal Westpike (0-2 agg)
Spearcove Mariners 0-3 AFC Swayback (0-3 agg)
Suttonstrand FC 1-0 Stourhead (1-0 agg)
Randwick Town 3-0 AFC Conomore (3-0 agg)
Lotus Park 3-1 Fiana Cove (3-1 agg)
Alnwick Glade 1-1 Snowden Capitalizt (2-1 AET, 2-1 agg)
Kearney Township 1-0 Brackford Rovers (1-0 agg)
Chafford 0-3 AFC Westpike (0-3 agg)
Marque Leichiai 1-1 Scaffield (1-2 AET, 1-2 agg)
Hall Spitfires 0-6 Pikemouth (0-6 agg)
Proudcastle 1-0 Shaleport Rangers (1-0 agg)
Chrysler Town 0-3 Francisca Orient (0-3 agg)
Southside Wanderers 1-7 Northern Stallions (1-7 agg)
Lake Sheedy 0-1 Sharrow (0-1 agg)
Yeoman Dale 3-1 Lastcreek Ramblers (3-1 agg)
Marque 2-1 Endeavour Brenecia (2-1 agg)
Finbar Stalwarts 0-2 Coppersmith (0-2 agg)
Southrons-Errant 4-0 Falkner Crescent (4-0 agg)
Rockridge Phoenix 1-0 Twin Saints (1-0 agg)
Kingsgrove 1-0 AFC Swanbridge (1-0 agg)
Northern Union 1-0 Falkner United (1-0 agg)
Rozelle Alliance 0-1 Townsend Raiders (0-1 agg)
St. Alexander 0-1 Rozelle (0-1 agg)
FC Solidarity Falkner 3-3 Rozelle Archers (4-4 AET, 4-4 agg, 4-1 PKs)
Ridgeway FC 2-2 Hawk Reach (3-2 AET, 3-2 agg)

Second Round
Guilder 1-2 Rosbank Town (1-2 agg)
Fentonbridge 3-2 Otter Ferry (3-2 agg)
Southern Star 4-0 Mount Roland (4-0 agg)
Platwood 0-6 Royal Westpike (0-6 agg)
AFC Swayback 3-0 Suttonstrand FC (3-0 agg)
Randwick Town 2-1 Lotus Park (2-1 agg)
Alnwick Glade 5-1 Kearney Township (5-1 agg)
AFC Westpike 5-0 Scaffield (5-0 agg)
Pikemouth 1-0 Proudcastle (1-0 agg)
Francisca Orient 3-3 Northern Stallions (3-4 AET, 3-4 agg)
Sharrow 2-1 Yeoman Dale (2-1 agg)
Marque 2-0 Coppersmith (2-0 agg)
Southrons-Errant 0-1 Rockridge Phoenix (0-1 agg)
Kingsgrove 0-2 Northern Union (0-2 agg)
Townsend Raiders 0-6 Rozelle (0-6 agg)
FC Solidarity Falkner 3-0 Ridgeway FC (3-0 agg)

Third Round
Rosbank Town 2-0 Fentonbridge (2-0 agg)
Southern Star 0-1 Royal Westpike (0-1 agg)
AFC Swayback 1-4 Randwick Town (1-4 agg)
Alnwick Glade 1-3 AFC Westpike (1-3 agg)
Pikemouth 0-3 Northern Stallions (0-3 agg)
Sharrow 0-3 Marque (0-3 agg)
Rockridge Phoenix 1-0 Northern Union (1-0 agg)
Rozelle 2-0 FC Solidarity Falkner (2-0 agg)


RenewTec Cup Quarterfinals
Rosbank Town 2-2 Royal Westpike
Royal Westpike 0-5 Rosbank Town
Rosbank Town win 7-2 on aggregate.

Randwick Town 0-2 AFC Westpike
AFC Westpike 1-2 Randwick Town
AFC Westpike win 3-2 on aggregate.

Northern Stallions 1-1 Marque
Marque 1-2 Northern Stallions
Northern Stallions win 3-2 on aggregate.

Rockridge Phoenix 0-0 Rozelle
Rozelle 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Rozelle win 2-0 on aggregate.

RenewTec Cup Semifinals
Rosbank Town 1-1 AFC Westpike
AFC Westpike 2-1 Rosbank Town
AFC Westpike win 3-2 on aggregate.

Northern Stallions 4-0 Rozelle
Rozelle 1-0 Northern Stallions
Northern Stallions win 4-1 on aggregate.

RENEWTEC CUP FINAL
AFC Westpike 0-3 Northern Stallions

Valrauncion neither plays nor scores in the RenewTec Cup final.

McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Rozelle 30 19 6 5 58 31 +27 63
2 North Hall 30 17 11 2 56 26 +30 62

3 Marque 30 18 8 4 53 28 +25 62
4 Northern Union 30 18 7 5 45 17 +28 61
5 Southern Star 30 17 5 8 51 23 +28 56

6 Kingsgrove 30 16 7 7 65 47 +18 55
7 Rockridge Phoenix 30 13 8 9 39 35 +4 47
8 Northern Stallions 30 12 1 17 47 51 -4 37
9 Rozelle Archers 30 9 6 15 46 63 -17 33
10 Lotus Park 30 7 9 14 36 56 -20 30
11 Twin Saints 30 7 8 15 27 44 -17 29
12 AFC Westpike 30 7 6 17 34 53 -19 27
13 Premier Rozelle 30 6 8 16 35 56 -21 26
14 Guilder 30 5 10 15 21 41 -20 25
15 Proudcastle 30 5 10 15 18 38 -20 25
16 Gallant Cross 30 6 6 18 29 51 -22 24
AWARDS
Golden Boot (Goals Scored): Zinaida Woodcarver (ROZ) - 24
Golden Ball (Player of the Year): Tyoma Laurette (ROZ)
Golden Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Cathal Reventas (NTU)
Manager of the Year: Marian Ironside (MAR)

McCOWAN’S B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Endeavour Brenecia 30 21 4 5 63 24 +39 67
2 Falkner United 30 21 3 6 70 35 +35 66

3 Fiana Cove 30 20 5 5 59 22 +37 65
4 Rosbank Town 30 18 3 9 72 41 +31 57
5 Royal Westpike 30 18 3 9 53 44 +9 57
6 Snowden Capitalizt 30 17 5 8 47 27 +20 56
7 Chafford 30 11 7 12 30 28 +2 40
8 Coppersmith 30 10 8 12 28 35 -7 38
9 Southrons-Errant 30 9 10 11 39 42 -3 37
10 Pikemouth 30 9 9 12 42 45 -3 36
11 Rozelle Alliance 30 11 3 16 37 47 -10 36
12 Randwick Town 30 9 6 15 24 40 -16 33
13 Francisca Orient 30 8 5 17 29 53 -24 29
14 Stourhead 30 5 8 17 18 46 -28 23
15 Otter Ferry 30 6 2 22 26 79 -53 20
16 Finbar Stalwarts 30 3 7 20 20 49 -29 16

’MOCHA DO!’ C-LEAGUE
Pos Team                        P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Scaffield 30 22 7 1 65 20 +45 73
2 AFC Swayback 30 19 5 6 65 36 +29 62
3 Stonewash Town 30 18 6 6 60 29 +31 60

4 FC Solidarity Falkner 30 17 7 6 51 19 +32 58
5 Sharrow 30 16 2 12 54 40 +14 50
6 AFC Swanbridge 30 12 7 11 61 53 +8 43
7 Mount Roland 30 10 11 9 32 28 +4 41
8 Fentonbridge 30 13 2 15 37 37 +0 41
9 Chrysler Town 30 11 8 11 42 43 -1 41
10 Razorback Hill 30 10 10 10 36 34 +2 40
11 Shaleport Rangers 30 10 7 13 39 44 -5 37
12 St. Alexander 30 7 10 13 27 34 -7 31
13 Alnwick Glade 30 7 7 16 31 52 -21 28
14 Credence Scarlets 30 7 7 16 31 57 -26 28
15 Townsend Raiders 30 4 5 21 40 87 -47 17
16 Glendower River 30 3 7 20 26 84 -58 16

’MOCHA DO!’ D-LEAGUE
Pos Team                      P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Suttonstrand FC 30 21 4 5 61 31 +30 67
2 Hall Spitfires 30 18 7 5 66 41 +25 61
3 Brackford Rovers 30 18 5 7 60 25 +35 59

4 Chafford Saracens 30 17 8 5 61 31 +30 59
5 Hawk Reach 30 15 10 5 41 25 +16 55
6 Marque Leichiai 30 16 4 10 44 29 +15 52
7 Spearcove Mariners 30 12 7 11 43 41 +2 43
8 AFC Conomore 30 10 9 11 28 34 -6 39
9 Kearney Township 30 10 8 12 44 42 +2 38
10 Falkner Crescent 30 11 3 16 41 50 -9 36
11 Platwood 30 10 6 14 39 48 -9 36
12 Ridgeway FC 30 9 6 15 37 51 -14 33
13 Lastcreek Ramblers 30 7 6 17 29 60 -31 27
14 Southside Wanderers 30 5 9 16 17 35 -18 24
15 Lake Sheedy 30 3 10 17 27 56 -29 19
16 Yeoman Dale 30 5 4 21 33 72 -39 19
Puppet of Nephara.

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Postby Brenecia » Sun Dec 11, 2022 2:16 pm

E’er as a lad, growing up in the post-industrial complex of North Hall, I used to frolic ‘cross the grey fields. I whiled away my time in the abandoned dirt pits and building sites, skipping across the broken glass and syringes lining the streets.

As you can tell, it was a carefree life in the rich part of town. Other children my age were down the pits; but not me! I didn’t know how good I had it. Still, my parents were kind people, sometimes inclined to spare the rod. I was left to make my own mistakes. They had just three rules for me:

We don’t want to hear about your sexual awakening;
no caffeine after 5pm;
do not - do not - go to the Wine and Wagon to listen to the old miners talk.

Ah… but I never was an obedient lad.

It was a mild winter day when I set out to break the rule; the snow was merely up to my chest. I waded my way down the road, past the other, cooler boys at the local school, the ones who could tried to look affluent by snorting cocaine in class - even if it was cut with flour, for the most part. Well, I did not let them trouble me. I had a date with destiny.

‘Pon my arrival, I was greeted with a terrible sight. Grey faces, missing teeth, wooden limbs, lazy eyes… but though they may have looked normal on the surface, I saw two women among them! Fraternising with one another at the bar! My private school upbringing at St. Athelstan’s had not prepared me for such Nepharan debauchery.
I heard a grim chuckle, and turned to see a man with golden teeth and a breath like the dead. His glass eye had been jostled and dislodged and replaced carelessly, staring now towards the sky. “Found ye to this place, lad?”
“Yes,” I told him earnestly, for I had.
“For the football, aye?” And he bought me a beer, the first I had drunk in my life. It did not taste like the vodka cruisers the girls drank at school, a case of which I had once stolen and consumed over the course of an hour; my only experience with alcohol and, after I awoke in a pool of my own vomit at 2am, forgotten on the asphalt basketball court, I had resolved to be my last. But it would have felt so churlish to turn him down.
And he burdened me not only with a drink strong enough to help me see God, but with a prophecy, as I fixed my eyes upon the television, trying to look away from the women at the bar. In dubious quality, it played an A-League fixture; Gentleman’s Club of Mareibat playing against Lotus Park.
Well, Gentleman’s Club were terrible. With one exception. The aging, shabby, overweight midfielder in a dubious toupee, a man I later knew to be Rohan Cammers, whose first touch was beautiful, whose strike was impeccable. And for a single naive moment I did think him to be the future of the league--
When the old man made his claim. “Mark ye well, boy. The stars are right. This is the end of Brenecian football!”
And I laughed, and made my excuses, and left, passing out three snowbound trudges out from the door.
But the very next year, Mareibat left the A-League, burdened by the immense strain on the national debt that Rohan Cammers’ unpaid wages crushed them under. We all laughed… all but me, for that day’s events came back to me and have, since, never left me. And I think, now, I know what he means.

MATCHDAY 1
Kingsgrove 0-0 Falkner United
Marque 1-0 Endeavour Brenecia
North Hall 0-3 Rozelle Archers
Rozelle 5-1 AFC Westpike
Northern Stallions 4-1 Premier Rozelle
Southern Star 2-0 Lotus Park
Northern Union 2-0 Guilder
Twin Saints 1-1 Rockridge Phoenix
MATCHDAY 2
Endeavour Brenecia 1-1 Kingsgrove
Rozelle Archers 5-2 Falkner United
AFC Westpike 2-5 Marque
Premier Rozelle 0-2 North Hall
Lotus Park 1-5 Rozelle
Guilder 1-2 Northern Stallions
Rockridge Phoenix 0-1 Southern Star
Twin Saints 0-2 Northern Union
MATCHDAY 3
Kingsgrove 1-1 Rozelle Archers
Endeavour Brenecia 1-3 AFC Westpike
Falkner United 0-1 Premier Rozelle
Marque 5-3 Lotus Park
North Hall 0-1 Guilder
Rozelle 1-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Northern Stallions 1-0 Twin Saints
Southern Star 2-2 Northern Union
MATCHDAY 4
AFC Westpike 0-1 Kingsgrove
Premier Rozelle 0-1 Rozelle Archers
Lotus Park 1-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Guilder 3-0 Falkner United
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Marque
Twin Saints 0-2 North Hall
Northern Union 4-1 Rozelle
Southern Star 0-2 Northern Stallions
MATCHDAY 5
Kingsgrove 3-1 Premier Rozelle
AFC Westpike 0-0 Lotus Park
Rozelle Archers 2-2 Guilder
Endeavour Brenecia 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Falkner United 0-0 Twin Saints
Marque 0-2 Northern Union
North Hall 1-0 Southern Star
Rozelle 1-0 Northern Stallions
MATCHDAY 6
Lotus Park 1-4 Kingsgrove
Guilder 1-1 Premier Rozelle
Rockridge Phoenix 0-1 AFC Westpike
Twin Saints 1-0 Rozelle Archers
Northern Union 2-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Southern Star 1-1 Falkner United
Northern Stallions 1-0 Marque
Rozelle 1-1 North Hall
MATCHDAY 7
Kingsgrove 4-0 Guilder
Lotus Park 0-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Premier Rozelle 0-2 Twin Saints
AFC Westpike 2-1 Northern Union
Rozelle Archers 2-2 Southern Star
Endeavour Brenecia 1-2 Northern Stallions
Falkner United 3-1 Rozelle
Marque 1-1 North Hall
MATCHDAY 8
Rockridge Phoenix 3-3 Kingsgrove
Twin Saints 1-0 Guilder
Northern Union 1-0 Lotus Park
Southern Star 2-2 Premier Rozelle
Northern Stallions 4-1 AFC Westpike
Rozelle 4-2 Rozelle Archers
North Hall 2-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Marque 0-0 Falkner United
MATCHDAY 9
Kingsgrove 2-1 Twin Saints
Rockridge Phoenix 0-2 Northern Union
Guilder 1-0 Southern Star
Lotus Park 0-2 Northern Stallions
Premier Rozelle 2-6 Rozelle
AFC Westpike 0-2 North Hall
Rozelle Archers 2-2 Marque
Endeavour Brenecia 2-2 Falkner United
MATCHDAY 10
Northern Union 3-1 Kingsgrove
Southern Star 2-0 Twin Saints
Northern Stallions 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Rozelle 0-1 Guilder
North Hall 3-1 Lotus Park
Marque 3-1 Premier Rozelle
Falkner United 3-0 AFC Westpike
Endeavour Brenecia 2-1 Rozelle Archers
MATCHDAY 11
Kingsgrove 3-2 Southern Star
Northern Union 2-2 Northern Stallions
Twin Saints 1-1 Rozelle
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 North Hall
Guilder 1-0 Marque
Lotus Park 1-1 Falkner United
Premier Rozelle 2-3 Endeavour Brenecia
AFC Westpike 4-0 Rozelle Archers
MATCHDAY 12
Northern Stallions 0-3 Kingsgrove
Rozelle 2-0 Southern Star
North Hall 2-0 Northern Union
Marque 1-2 Twin Saints
Falkner United 0-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Endeavour Brenecia 1-1 Guilder
Rozelle Archers 6-2 Lotus Park
AFC Westpike 1-0 Premier Rozelle
MATCHDAY 13
Kingsgrove 1-3 Rozelle
Northern Stallions 3-1 North Hall
Southern Star 1-1 Marque
Northern Union 1-0 Falkner United
Twin Saints 0-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Rockridge Phoenix 1-0 Rozelle Archers
Guilder 2-1 AFC Westpike
Lotus Park 0-0 Premier Rozelle
MATCHDAY 14
North Hall 1-1 Kingsgrove
Marque 3-0 Rozelle
Falkner United 5-6 Northern Stallions
Endeavour Brenecia 0-1 Southern Star
Rozelle Archers 0-3 Northern Union
AFC Westpike 0-1 Twin Saints
Premier Rozelle 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Lotus Park 2-2 Guilder
MATCHDAY 15
Kingsgrove 4-1 Marque
North Hall 1-2 Falkner United
Rozelle 1-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Northern Stallions 1-0 Rozelle Archers
Southern Star 2-1 AFC Westpike
Northern Union 3-0 Premier Rozelle
Twin Saints 0-1 Lotus Park
Rockridge Phoenix 2-0 Guilder

MATCHDAY 1
Coppersmith 0-1 Stonewash Town
Snowden Capitalizt 7-1 AFC Swayback
Chafford 0-1 Scaffield
Pikemouth 0-2 Gallant Cross
Francisca Orient 1-4 Proudcastle
Fiana Cove 1-0 Randwick Town
Southrons-Errant 3-1 Rozelle Alliance
Royal Westpike 1-4 Rosbank Town
MATCHDAY 2
AFC Swayback 1-3 Coppersmith
Scaffield 1-3 Stonewash Town
Gallant Cross 2-1 Snowden Capitalizt
Proudcastle 1-0 Chafford
Randwick Town 3-4 Pikemouth
Rozelle Alliance 1-0 Francisca Orient
Rosbank Town 1-2 Fiana Cove
Royal Westpike 2-2 Southrons-Errant
MATCHDAY 3
Coppersmith 0-0 Scaffield
AFC Swayback 0-3 Gallant Cross
Stonewash Town 1-2 Proudcastle
Snowden Capitalizt 1-0 Randwick Town
Chafford 1-2 Rozelle Alliance
Pikemouth 4-0 Rosbank Town
Francisca Orient 0-1 Royal Westpike
Fiana Cove 6-1 Southrons-Errant
MATCHDAY 4
Gallant Cross 5-1 Coppersmith
Proudcastle 3-0 Scaffield
Randwick Town 2-1 AFC Swayback
Rozelle Alliance 4-0 Stonewash Town
Rosbank Town 1-1 Snowden Capitalizt
Royal Westpike 2-0 Chafford
Southrons-Errant 2-5 Pikemouth
Fiana Cove 0-1 Francisca Orient
MATCHDAY 5
Coppersmith 0-0 Proudcastle
Gallant Cross 1-0 Randwick Town
Scaffield 3-1 Rozelle Alliance
AFC Swayback 2-2 Rosbank Town
Stonewash Town 0-4 Royal Westpike
Snowden Capitalizt 6-0 Southrons-Errant
Chafford 1-1 Fiana Cove
Pikemouth 2-0 Francisca Orient
MATCHDAY 6
Randwick Town 3-0 Coppersmith
Rozelle Alliance 1-3 Proudcastle
Rosbank Town 2-1 Gallant Cross
Royal Westpike 2-0 Scaffield
Southrons-Errant 2-1 AFC Swayback
Fiana Cove 5-2 Stonewash Town
Francisca Orient 1-4 Snowden Capitalizt
Pikemouth 2-0 Chafford
MATCHDAY 7
Coppersmith 1-0 Rozelle Alliance
Randwick Town 3-1 Rosbank Town
Proudcastle 1-0 Royal Westpike
Gallant Cross 5-1 Southrons-Errant
Scaffield 0-2 Fiana Cove
AFC Swayback 1-1 Francisca Orient
Stonewash Town 1-2 Pikemouth
Snowden Capitalizt 2-0 Chafford
MATCHDAY 8
Rosbank Town 1-2 Coppersmith
Royal Westpike 1-0 Rozelle Alliance
Southrons-Errant 2-1 Randwick Town
Fiana Cove 3-0 Proudcastle
Francisca Orient 1-1 Gallant Cross
Pikemouth 2-0 Scaffield
Chafford 0-1 AFC Swayback
Snowden Capitalizt 2-0 Stonewash Town
MATCHDAY 9
Coppersmith 2-3 Royal Westpike
Rosbank Town 7-4 Southrons-Errant
Rozelle Alliance 2-4 Fiana Cove
Randwick Town 0-1 Francisca Orient
Proudcastle 1-2 Pikemouth
Gallant Cross 3-1 Chafford
Scaffield 1-1 Snowden Capitalizt
AFC Swayback 3-0 Stonewash Town
MATCHDAY 10
Southrons-Errant 1-0 Coppersmith
Fiana Cove 0-1 Royal Westpike
Francisca Orient 0-2 Rosbank Town
Pikemouth 1-1 Rozelle Alliance
Chafford 1-1 Randwick Town
Snowden Capitalizt 2-2 Proudcastle
Stonewash Town 0-0 Gallant Cross
AFC Swayback 2-2 Scaffield
MATCHDAY 11
Coppersmith 1-3 Fiana Cove
Southrons-Errant 3-1 Francisca Orient
Royal Westpike 1-1 Pikemouth
Rosbank Town 3-1 Chafford
Rozelle Alliance 1-0 Snowden Capitalizt
Randwick Town 0-0 Stonewash Town
Proudcastle 1-0 AFC Swayback
Gallant Cross 2-2 Scaffield
MATCHDAY 12
Francisca Orient 1-1 Coppersmith
Pikemouth 1-0 Fiana Cove
Chafford 2-2 Southrons-Errant
Snowden Capitalizt 1-1 Royal Westpike
Stonewash Town 2-0 Rosbank Town
AFC Swayback 1-2 Rozelle Alliance
Scaffield 2-1 Randwick Town
Gallant Cross 3-0 Proudcastle
MATCHDAY 13
Coppersmith 2-0 Pikemouth
Francisca Orient 1-1 Chafford
Fiana Cove 1-1 Snowden Capitalizt
Southrons-Errant 1-1 Stonewash Town
Royal Westpike 2-0 AFC Swayback
Rosbank Town 3-0 Scaffield
Rozelle Alliance 0-2 Gallant Cross
Randwick Town 2-1 Proudcastle
MATCHDAY 14
Chafford 0-2 Coppersmith
Snowden Capitalizt 1-2 Pikemouth
Stonewash Town 1-1 Francisca Orient
AFC Swayback 4-2 Fiana Cove
Scaffield 1-4 Southrons-Errant
Gallant Cross 3-0 Royal Westpike
Proudcastle 3-0 Rosbank Town
Randwick Town 2-4 Rozelle Alliance
MATCHDAY 15
Coppersmith 0-2 Snowden Capitalizt
Chafford 1-0 Stonewash Town
Pikemouth 1-2 AFC Swayback
Francisca Orient 2-0 Scaffield
Fiana Cove 5-2 Gallant Cross
Southrons-Errant 0-4 Proudcastle
Royal Westpike 2-1 Randwick Town
Rosbank Town 3-1 Rozelle Alliance


McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Northern Stallions 15 12 1 2 31 16 +15 37
2 Northern Union 15 11 2 2 30 11 +19 35

3 Kingsgrove 15 8 5 2 32 18 +14 29
4 Rozelle 15 8 2 5 32 22 +10 26
5 North Hall 15 7 4 4 20 15 +5 25

6 Guilder 15 6 4 5 16 18 -2 22
7 Marque 15 5 5 5 24 21 +3 20
8 Southern Star 15 5 5 5 18 18 +0 20
9 Rockridge Phoenix 15 5 4 6 14 15 -1 19
10 Twin Saints 15 5 3 7 10 14 -4 18
11 Rozelle Archers 15 4 4 7 25 27 -2 16
12 Endeavour Brenecia 15 4 4 7 16 20 -4 16
13 AFC Westpike 15 5 1 9 17 27 -10 16
14 Falkner United 15 3 6 6 19 23 -4 15
15 Premier Rozelle 15 2 3 10 13 31 -18 9
16 Lotus Park 15 1 5 9 13 34 -21 8

McCOWAN’S B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P  W  D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Gallant Cross 15 10 3 2 35 14 +21 33
2 Pikemouth 15 10 2 3 29 16 +13 32

3 Royal Westpike 15 9 3 3 23 15 +8 30
4 Fiana Cove 15 9 2 4 35 18 +17 29
5 Proudcastle 15 9 2 4 26 15 +11 29
6 Snowden Capitalizt 15 7 5 3 32 13 +19 26
7 Rosbank Town 15 7 2 6 30 27 +3 23
8 Southrons-Errant 15 6 3 6 28 43 -15 21
9 Rozelle Alliance 15 6 1 8 21 25 -4 19
10 Coppersmith 15 5 3 7 15 21 -6 18
11 AFC Swayback 15 4 3 8 20 30 -10 15
12 Randwick Town 15 4 2 9 19 22 -3 14
13 Francisca Orient 15 3 5 7 12 22 -10 14
14 Stonewash Town 15 3 4 8 12 26 -14 13
15 Scaffield 15 3 4 8 13 28 -15 13
16 Chafford 15 1 4 10 9 24 -15 7


Aye, and the doom’s name was… Matthias Raphaelsson.
‘Who?’, you ask? ‘Who?’ Like an owl with an owl’s suspect ball knowledge, aye, but you were not alone. They all asked at the start: who the hell is Matthias Raphaelsson? But then they pulled out the old clips, and yeah, there was some clear skill there. Particularly in the clips that over a decade old.
That’s the lot of the A-League. These days, at least. The glory days are over. We attract those past it, those who might yet become it, and increasingly, those who never were it.
The league wasn’t talking about Matthias. The league was talking about other players, more exciitng subplots. The two shags who’d turned up at Northern Union, Levering and Brewer: what would they do? Along with Valrauncion, Sherwin, Kenny and Stroud, a set of players worth more than any other squad in the league, could anyone stop them (no)? How would Endeavour do, with their strategy of picking out some of the best teenagers in the game? Why were Kingsgrove signing veterans?
Amidst all this, Matthias was the proud secret of Falkner United fans.

But then the season kicked off, and he looked shambling. Disinterested. Rumours in training were that he’d almost immediately fallen out with key players; Moretti, Vintner, Hourihane, even the fellow newcomers Miller and Davison. But the trouble was, when Emerald Sheehan tried to play with Aife Redding on the wing instead, well, she was even worse. A never-had-been. And now, 33.
Falkner limped on regardless. Premier and Lotus Park were utterly dreadful; potential saving graces. And at the top, it briefly seemed as though Union might not win the league. That the Stallions had recovered from being repeatedly stripped barren by Nepharan vultures to fight back to relevance.
Not to be. But Matthias did not go quietly into the night.

MATCHDAY 16
Falkner United 1-2 Kingsgrove
Endeavour Brenecia 2-2 Marque
Rozelle Archers 0-2 North Hall
AFC Westpike 2-1 Rozelle
Premier Rozelle 1-3 Northern Stallions
Lotus Park 0-4 Southern Star
Guilder 1-1 Northern Union
Rockridge Phoenix 2-0 Twin Saints
MATCHDAY 17
Kingsgrove 3-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Falkner United 6-1 Rozelle Archers
Marque 2-1 AFC Westpike
North Hall 2-0 Premier Rozelle
Rozelle 6-1 Lotus Park
Northern Stallions 1-0 Guilder
Southern Star 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Northern Union 2-0 Twin Saints
MATCHDAY 18
Rozelle Archers 1-3 Kingsgrove
AFC Westpike 1-3 Endeavour Brenecia
Premier Rozelle 1-0 Falkner United
Lotus Park 0-0 Marque
Guilder 0-3 North Hall
Rockridge Phoenix 0-3 Rozelle
Twin Saints 2-0 Northern Stallions
Northern Union 2-1 Southern Star
MATCHDAY 19
Kingsgrove 2-0 AFC Westpike
Rozelle Archers 1-0 Premier Rozelle
Endeavour Brenecia 0-2 Lotus Park
Falkner United 3-1 Guilder
Marque 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
North Hall 1-1 Twin Saints
Rozelle 1-2 Northern Union
Northern Stallions 0-2 Southern Star
MATCHDAY 20
Premier Rozelle 2-3 Kingsgrove
Lotus Park 1-0 AFC Westpike
Guilder 2-2 Rozelle Archers
Rockridge Phoenix 2-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Twin Saints 0-0 Falkner United
Northern Union 0-1 Marque
Southern Star 0-2 North Hall
Northern Stallions 0-2 Rozelle
MATCHDAY 21
Kingsgrove 5-2 Lotus Park
Premier Rozelle 1-0 Guilder
AFC Westpike 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Rozelle Archers 0-3 Twin Saints
Endeavour Brenecia 0-2 Northern Union
Falkner United 0-1 Southern Star
Marque 3-1 Northern Stallions
North Hall 0-1 Rozelle
MATCHDAY 22
Guilder 1-0 Kingsgrove
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Lotus Park
Twin Saints 0-1 Premier Rozelle
Northern Union 2-0 AFC Westpike
Southern Star 1-0 Rozelle Archers
Northern Stallions 3-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Rozelle 4-0 Falkner United
North Hall 2-1 Marque
MATCHDAY 23
Kingsgrove 4-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Guilder 0-1 Twin Saints
Lotus Park 3-1 Northern Union
Premier Rozelle 1-1 Southern Star
AFC Westpike 0-3 Northern Stallions
Rozelle Archers 0-2 Rozelle
Endeavour Brenecia 2-5 North Hall
Falkner United 1-4 Marque
MATCHDAY 24
Twin Saints 0-3 Kingsgrove
Northern Union 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Southern Star 1-1 Guilder
Northern Stallions 0-3 Lotus Park
Rozelle 2-0 Premier Rozelle
North Hall 3-1 AFC Westpike
Marque 0-3 Rozelle Archers
Falkner United 0-2 Endeavour Brenecia
MATCHDAY 25
Kingsgrove 0-1 Northern Union
Twin Saints 0-1 Southern Star
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Northern Stallions
Guilder 0-1 Rozelle
Lotus Park 1-3 North Hall
Premier Rozelle 0-3 Marque
AFC Westpike 2-3 Falkner United
Rozelle Archers 3-2 Endeavour Brenecia
MATCHDAY 26
Southern Star 4-2 Kingsgrove
Northern Stallions 0-0 Northern Union
Rozelle 1-2 Twin Saints
North Hall 3-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Marque 2-2 Guilder
Falkner United 1-0 Lotus Park
Endeavour Brenecia 2-2 Premier Rozelle
Rozelle Archers 3-0 AFC Westpike
MATCHDAY 27
Kingsgrove 5-3 Northern Stallions
Southern Star 1-2 Rozelle
Northern Union 1-1 North Hall
Twin Saints 0-3 Marque
Rockridge Phoenix 2-1 Falkner United
Guilder 1-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Lotus Park 0-0 Rozelle Archers
Premier Rozelle 1-2 AFC Westpike
MATCHDAY 28
Rozelle 1-1 Kingsgrove
North Hall 2-0 Northern Stallions
Marque 0-2 Southern Star
Falkner United 0-2 Northern Union
Endeavour Brenecia 0-1 Twin Saints
Rozelle Archers 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
AFC Westpike 1-1 Guilder
Premier Rozelle 0-2 Lotus Park
MATCHDAY 29
Kingsgrove 0-1 North Hall
Rozelle 2-3 Marque
Northern Stallions 0-0 Falkner United
Southern Star 2-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Northern Union 1-0 Rozelle Archers
Twin Saints 0-0 AFC Westpike
Rockridge Phoenix 2-0 Premier Rozelle
Guilder 1-1 Lotus Park
MATCHDAY 16
Stonewash Town 2-3 Coppersmith
AFC Swayback 1-2 Snowden Capitalizt
Scaffield 0-1 Chafford
Gallant Cross 4-1 Pikemouth
Proudcastle 1-0 Francisca Orient
Randwick Town 2-2 Fiana Cove
Rozelle Alliance 2-1 Southrons-Errant
Rosbank Town 2-1 Royal Westpike
MATCHDAY 17
Coppersmith 1-2 AFC Swayback
Stonewash Town 1-1 Scaffield
Snowden Capitalizt 2-0 Gallant Cross
Chafford 2-0 Proudcastle
Pikemouth 4-1 Randwick Town
Francisca Orient 1-1 Rozelle Alliance
Fiana Cove 1-0 Rosbank Town
Southrons-Errant 1-1 Royal Westpike
MATCHDAY 18
Scaffield 0-2 Coppersmith
Gallant Cross 3-1 AFC Swayback
Proudcastle 2-1 Stonewash Town
Randwick Town 1-1 Snowden Capitalizt
Rozelle Alliance 2-1 Chafford
Rosbank Town 3-0 Pikemouth
Royal Westpike 2-0 Francisca Orient
Southrons-Errant 0-0 Fiana Cove
MATCHDAY 19
Coppersmith 1-6 Gallant Cross
Scaffield 0-3 Proudcastle
AFC Swayback 0-1 Randwick Town
Stonewash Town 0-2 Rozelle Alliance
Snowden Capitalizt 0-3 Rosbank Town
Chafford 2-2 Royal Westpike
Pikemouth 3-5 Southrons-Errant
Francisca Orient 0-2 Fiana Cove
MATCHDAY 20
Proudcastle 1-0 Coppersmith
Randwick Town 1-3 Gallant Cross
Rozelle Alliance 1-1 Scaffield
Rosbank Town 0-2 AFC Swayback
Royal Westpike 5-0 Stonewash Town
Southrons-Errant 0-5 Snowden Capitalizt
Fiana Cove 2-1 Chafford
Francisca Orient 1-0 Pikemouth
MATCHDAY 21
Coppersmith 1-0 Randwick Town
Proudcastle 3-1 Rozelle Alliance
Gallant Cross 3-0 Rosbank Town
Scaffield 2-4 Royal Westpike
AFC Swayback 4-3 Southrons-Errant
Stonewash Town 1-8 Fiana Cove
Snowden Capitalizt 4-1 Francisca Orient
Chafford 0-1 Pikemouth
MATCHDAY 22
Rozelle Alliance 2-0 Coppersmith
Rosbank Town 2-1 Randwick Town
Royal Westpike 1-2 Proudcastle
Southrons-Errant 3-3 Gallant Cross
Fiana Cove 7-0 Scaffield
Francisca Orient 0-0 AFC Swayback
Pikemouth 1-0 Stonewash Town
Chafford 1-2 Snowden Capitalizt
MATCHDAY 23
Coppersmith 2-2 Rosbank Town
Rozelle Alliance 1-2 Royal Westpike
Randwick Town 0-1 Southrons-Errant
Proudcastle 1-2 Fiana Cove
Gallant Cross 5-0 Francisca Orient
Scaffield 3-3 Pikemouth
AFC Swayback 0-3 Chafford
Stonewash Town 0-5 Snowden Capitalizt
MATCHDAY 24
Royal Westpike 0-0 Coppersmith
Southrons-Errant 0-2 Rosbank Town
Fiana Cove 3-1 Rozelle Alliance
Francisca Orient 1-1 Randwick Town
Pikemouth 1-2 Proudcastle
Chafford 0-2 Gallant Cross
Snowden Capitalizt 5-1 Scaffield
Stonewash Town 6-2 AFC Swayback
MATCHDAY 25
Coppersmith 4-2 Southrons-Errant
Royal Westpike 3-1 Fiana Cove
Rosbank Town 3-1 Francisca Orient
Rozelle Alliance 1-0 Pikemouth
Randwick Town 2-0 Chafford
Proudcastle 0-0 Snowden Capitalizt
Gallant Cross 3-1 Stonewash Town
Scaffield 1-3 AFC Swayback
MATCHDAY 26
Fiana Cove 6-0 Coppersmith
Francisca Orient 2-1 Southrons-Errant
Pikemouth 0-1 Royal Westpike
Chafford 0-2 Rosbank Town
Snowden Capitalizt 1-0 Rozelle Alliance
Stonewash Town 2-2 Randwick Town
AFC Swayback 1-0 Proudcastle
Scaffield 1-5 Gallant Cross
MATCHDAY 27
Coppersmith 2-0 Francisca Orient
Fiana Cove 2-0 Pikemouth
Southrons-Errant 1-0 Chafford
Royal Westpike 3-0 Snowden Capitalizt
Rosbank Town 5-4 Stonewash Town
Rozelle Alliance 4-4 AFC Swayback
Randwick Town 0-0 Scaffield
Proudcastle 0-1 Gallant Cross
MATCHDAY 28
Pikemouth 1-1 Coppersmith
Chafford 1-1 Francisca Orient
Snowden Capitalizt 0-0 Fiana Cove
Stonewash Town 2-0 Southrons-Errant
AFC Swayback 1-0 Royal Westpike
Scaffield 1-2 Rosbank Town
Gallant Cross 2-0 Rozelle Alliance
Proudcastle 1-0 Randwick Town
MATCHDAY 29
Coppersmith 0-1 Chafford
Pikemouth 2-4 Snowden Capitalizt
Francisca Orient 1-1 Stonewash Town
Fiana Cove 1-1 AFC Swayback
Southrons-Errant 2-1 Scaffield
Royal Westpike 1-1 Gallant Cross
Rosbank Town 0-0 Proudcastle
Rozelle Alliance 1-1 Randwick Town


It started against the bloody Archers, those shag-loving freaks. A match the Hunters had to win. Couldn’t futz around with Redding anymore; she’d just turned 34 besides, and was only about as fast as an arthritic chihuahua by this point. They needed their best and, reluctantly, they had to admit that Matthias was it.
Two assists, three goals. The Hunters won 6-1, against a better team on paper who had weighed themselves down with foreigners, unable to hack it in the rain. But Matthias got the credit. And, curse his name, he was undroppable the rest of the season.
Falkner United 3-1 Guilder. Who knocked in the gates to kickstart the comeback after an hour? Matthias Raphaelsson.
AFC Westpike 2-3 Falkner United. Whose free kick sailed past Altabegoiti in injury time? Matthias Raphaelsson.
Rockridge Phoenix 2-1 Falkner United. Okay, so they lost, but who scored the goal of the bloody season anyway with a rainbow flick over Aarif Muhammad’s head? Matthias fucking Raphaelsson.
And so it came to the end of the season. Union had won - of course - and elsewhere it was looking pretty damn set, apart from the other relegation place. Premier Rozelle had finally paid the price for Tommy Sanford’s inability to pay the bills. But it was going to come down to Westpike, Lotus or Endeavour.
Not Falkner. Falkner were safe. Their game against North Hall was relevant only because Hall needed a result to secure second place, vindicating their signing of the characteristically hulking Asbjorn Vilbjörnsson; he’d been the signing of the season, if you could put aside what foreigners and west-coast bleeding-hearts might characterise as ‘multiple instances of hate crimes’. And for the last night, Falkner fans fell asleep regarding Matthias as their happy little secret, and most hoped for his contract to be renewed. Maybe even paying him half as much as the exorbitant fee his agent was reportedly demanding.

McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Northern Union 29 20 5 4 49 19 +30 65
2 North Hall 29 18 6 5 50 23 +27 60

3 Kingsgrove 29 17 6 6 65 36 +29 57
4 Rozelle 29 17 3 9 61 34 +27 54
5 Northern Stallions 29 16 4 9 46 37 +9 52

6 Southern Star 29 14 7 8 40 28 +12 49
7 Marque 29 13 8 8 50 37 +13 47
8 Twin Saints 29 10 6 13 20 28 -8 36
9 Rozelle Archers 29 9 6 14 41 49 -8 33
10 Rockridge Phoenix 29 9 6 14 25 37 -12 33
11 Guilder 29 7 11 11 27 37 -10 32
12 Falkner United 29 7 8 14 35 45 -10 29
13 AFC Westpike 29 8 3 18 29 52 -23 27
14 Lotus Park 29 6 9 14 30 56 -26 27
15 Endeavour Brenecia 29 6 7 16 30 49 -19 25
16 Premier Rozelle 29 5 5 19 23 54 -31 20

McCOWAN’S B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Gallant Cross 29 21 5 3 76 26 +50 68
2 Fiana Cove 29 18 6 5 72 28 +44 60

3 Snowden Capitalizt 29 16 8 5 63 26 +37 56
4 Royal Westpike 29 16 7 6 49 28 +21 55
5 Proudcastle 29 17 4 8 42 25 +17 55
6 Rosbank Town 29 16 4 9 56 43 +13 52
7 Pikemouth 29 13 4 12 46 44 +2 43
8 Rozelle Alliance 29 11 5 13 40 45 -5 38
9 AFC Swayback 29 10 6 13 42 55 -13 36
10 Coppersmith 29 10 6 13 32 46 -14 36
11 Southrons-Errant 29 10 6 13 48 72 -24 36
12 Randwick Town 29 6 8 15 32 41 -9 26
13 Francisca Orient 29 5 10 14 21 46 -25 25
14 Stonewash Town 29 5 7 17 33 66 -33 22
15 Chafford 29 5 6 18 22 41 -19 21
16 Scaffield 29 3 8 18 25 67 -42 17


A-LEAGUE FINALE
Marque 2-0 Kingsgrove
Falkner United 1-2 North Hall
Endeavour Brenecia 1-2 Rozelle
Rozelle Archers 0-1 Northern Stallions
AFC Westpike 2-2 Southern Star
Premier Rozelle 0-0 Northern Union
Lotus Park 0-0 Twin Saints
Guilder 0-2 Rockridge Phoenix

B-LEAGUE FINALE
Snowden Capitalizt 1-2 Coppersmith
Stonewash Town 0-2 Chafford
AFC Swayback 1-1 Pikemouth
Scaffield 1-3 Francisca Orient
Gallant Cross 0-0 Fiana Cove
Proudcastle 1-0 Southrons-Errant
Randwick Town 1-3 Royal Westpike
Rozelle Alliance 2-0 Rosbank Town

The games at the bottom are nothing special. Endeavour aren’t good enough against Rozelle, the other two both draw. Premier, at the bottom, play Union, at the top; they draw, doesn’t matter for either of ‘em.
And in the game nobody’s anticipating, an all-but-dead-rubber nobody even cares about - one that does prove completely meaningless, as Kingsgrove lose to Marque anyway - the hosts are trying to sell out their cavernous stadium to end the season. Kids get in free. And there’s even a show from the local zoo.
A bird-show.

The history of the Grey Mournful Darter - anhinga tristis - is a sad but patriotic one. Believed to have been reject seabirds who migrated from Nephara’s shores, chased off by more muscular, virile Nepharan cormorants, the Darter is Brenecia’s answer to the shag. For centuries, they were a common sight alone on rocks, but as the years have gone by, they’ve become rarer, and rarer…
When the shags came east, they brought their cormorants with them. And history repeated. The darter was muscled gradually out of its territory, second to every fish.
It is a metaphor.
Anyway, one way or another, numbers have dwindled down to nothing. The species was all but extinct. But there was one hope; one breeding pair had been found, and though, yes, they were brother and sister, the Falkner Zoo had high hopes of fostering healthy broods of only mildly-to-moderately developmentally disabled darters and eventually kicking the less challenged out to the wild. This was the official unveiling, at Hunter’s Hall. So an almost 80%-full stadium bore witness to two of these beautiful grey birds, one on each arm of the burly zoo-keeper… though for now, covered by black sheets to prevent such solitary birds spooking in the presence of so many, or indeed of one another.

As the zookeeper gave his spiel, both sets of players went out to warm up and train. Matthias somehow managed to wriggle away from the dead sprints with a ball in tow, and was gently doing keepy-ups. It was mesmerising, watching a man restored, whose abilities had seemingly winnowed away spectacularly over the years but was, at last, playing with confidence and verve again. He was 33 by now, sure, but perhaps he could get his career back. Find a renaissance on these shores.
The ball rose and sank. Rose and sank. Children spaced out from the zookeeper and focused on him, instead. The ball went up over his head, rolled down his neck, down his body, landed safe on his boot. Matthias was having fun. And the ball stayed off the ground, off one boot, off the other, momentum growing, pace growing. Now even some of his teammates were watching. A mic picked them up taking bets.
And the zookeeper’s speech was done.
They unveiled the darters.
Perhaps it was intentional, but I can’t ascribe Matthias that level of malice. I can only imagine the sudden movement and flash of feathers looked like a target to him, somehow, in some midfielder’s instinct. Like a shooter’s clay pigeon, made of real bird.
But the keepy-up turned into a vicious half-volley, smashing through both birds, converting each into a faint red mist and a pathetic shower of feathers, condemning the entire species to extinction and traumatising half the children in Falkner.

Falkner lost 2-1, but that seemed secondary. Matthias’ contract was not renewed.
And perhaps some have forgotten history. Perhaps this just seems like… a story, to some. But to me, lad? The memory of Rohan Cammers looms large.
This… this is the portent of the end.

PROMOTION / RELEGATION PLAYOFFS
A vs. B: Lotus Park 0-0 Royal Westpike (0-1 AET)
B vs. C: Chafford 2-2 FC Solidarity Falkner (2-2 AET, 3-5 pens)
C vs. D: Brackford Rovers 2-3 Glendower River

First Round
Spearcove Mariners 1-3 Fiana Cove (1-3 agg)
Snowden Capitalizt 2-0 Kearney Township (2-0 agg)
Glendower River 2-2 Razorback Hill (2-2 AET, 2-2 agg, 3-1 PKs)
Northern Union 1-0 Kingsgrove (1-0 agg)
Proudcastle 1-1 Coppersmith (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 1-2 PKs)
Mount Roland 0-2 Lotus Park (0-2 agg)
Falkner United 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix (1-0 agg)
Ridgeway FC 0-4 Twin Saints (0-4 agg)
Rozelle Alliance 10-0 Charnwood (10-0 agg)
Alexavale FC 1-3 Townsend Raiders (1-3 agg)
Finbar Stalwarts 0-1 AFC Westpike (0-1 agg)
Platwood 0-5 Guilder (0-5 agg)
Marque 10-0 Credence Scarlets (10-0 agg)
Endeavour Brenecia 1-2 Francisca Orient (1-2 agg)
Fentonbridge 1-3 Sharrow (1-3 agg)
Rozelle 3-0 FC Solidarity Falkner (3-0 agg)
Chrysler Town 1-0 Otter Ferry (1-0 agg)
Pikemouth 3-1 Chafford Saracens (3-1 agg)
Southern Star 5-0 Lastcreek Ramblers (5-0 agg)
Rozelle Archers 2-0 AFC Swayback (2-0 agg)
North Hall 1-0 Alnwick Glade (1-0 agg)
Brackford Rovers 0-2 St. Alexander (0-2 agg)
Scaffield 2-1 Shaleport Rangers (2-1 agg)
Northern Stallions 2-0 Chafford (2-0 agg)
Royal Westpike 7-0 Southside Wanderers (7-0 agg)
Hall Spitfires 2-1 Marque Leichiai (2-1 agg)
Hawk Reach 0-5 Suttonstrand FC (0-5 agg)
Premier Rozelle 0-0 Stonewash Town (2-0 AET, 2-0 agg)
Rosbank Town 5-2 AFC Swanbridge (5-2 agg)
AFC Conomore 0-4 Randwick Town (0-4 agg)
Stourhead 1-3 Gallant Cross (1-3 agg)
Falkner Crescent 1-1 Southrons-Errant (2-2 AET, 2-2 agg, 5-2 PKs)

Second Round
Fiana Cove 1-1 Snowden Capitalizt (2-2 AET, 2-2 agg, 2-3 PKs)
Glendower River 4-3 Northern Union (4-3 agg)
Coppersmith 0-1 Lotus Park (0-1 agg)
Falkner United 2-0 Twin Saints (2-0 agg)
Rozelle Alliance 3-0 Townsend Raiders (3-0 agg)
AFC Westpike 0-2 Guilder (0-2 agg)
Marque 3-1 Francisca Orient (3-1 agg)
Sharrow 3-3 Rozelle (4-3 AET, 4-3 agg)
Chrysler Town 4-1 Pikemouth (4-1 agg)
Southern Star 1-0 Rozelle Archers (1-0 agg)
North Hall 2-0 St. Alexander (2-0 agg)
Scaffield 0-1 Northern Stallions (0-1 agg)
Royal Westpike 2-1 Hall Spitfires (2-1 agg)
Suttonstrand FC 1-2 Premier Rozelle (1-2 agg)
Rosbank Town 1-0 Randwick Town (1-0 agg)
Gallant Cross 2-0 Falkner Crescent (2-0 agg)

Third Round
Snowden Capitalizt 1-0 Glendower River (1-0 agg)
Lotus Park 1-0 Falkner United (1-0 agg)
Rozelle Alliance 2-4 Guilder (2-4 agg)
Marque 5-3 Sharrow (5-3 agg)
Chrysler Town 0-2 Southern Star (0-2 agg)
North Hall 4-0 Northern Stallions (4-0 agg)
Royal Westpike 3-1 Premier Rozelle (3-1 agg)
Rosbank Town 0-0 Gallant Cross (0-1 AET, 0-1 agg)


RENEWTEC CUP FINALS
Quarterfinals

Snowden Capitalizt 1-0 Lotus Park
Lotus Park 5-0 Snowden Capitalizt
Lotus Park win 5-1 on aggregate.

Guilder 1-0 Marque
Marque 0-2 Guilder
Guilder win 3-0 on aggregate.

Southern Star 2-2 North Hall
North Hall 4-1 Southern Star
North Hall win 6-3 on aggregate.

Royal Westpike 3-1 Gallant Cross
Gallant Cross 0-1 Royal Westpike
Royal Westpike win 4-1 on aggregate.

Semifinals
Lotus Park 1-1 Guilder
Guilder 1-0 Lotus Park
Guilder win 2-1 on aggregate.

North Hall 2-0 Royal Westpike
Royal Westpike 0-2 North Hall
North Hall win 4-0 on aggregate.

Final
Guilder 0-1 North Hall

McCOWAN’S A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Northern Union 30 20 6 4 49 19 +30 66
2 North Hall 30 19 6 5 52 24 +28 63
3 Rozelle 30 18 3 9 63 35 +28 57
4 Kingsgrove 30 17 6 7 65 38 +27 57
5 Northern Stallions 30 17 4 9 47 37 +10 55

6 Marque 30 14 8 8 52 37 +15 50
7 Southern Star 30 14 8 8 42 30 +12 50
8 Twin Saints 30 10 7 13 20 28 -8 37
9 Rockridge Phoenix 30 10 6 14 27 37 -10 36
10 Rozelle Archers 30 9 6 15 41 50 -9 33
11 Guilder 30 7 11 12 27 39 -12 32
12 Falkner United 30 7 8 15 36 47 -11 29
13 AFC Westpike 30 8 4 18 31 54 -23 28
14 Lotus Park 30 6 10 14 30 56 -26 28
15 Endeavour Brenecia 30 6 7 17 31 51 -20 25
16 Premier Rozelle 30 5 6 19 23 54 -31 21
AWARDS
Golden Boot (Goals Scored): Roanna Murin (ROZ) - 19
Golden Ball (Player of the Year): Madita Brewer (NTU)
Golden Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Sarina Petersdottir (ENB)
Manager of the Year: Bram Merchant (LOP)

McCOWAN’S B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Gallant Cross 30 21 6 3 76 26 +50 69
2 Fiana Cove 30 18 7 5 72 28 +44 61
3 Royal Westpike 30 17 7 6 52 29 +23 58

4 Proudcastle 30 18 4 8 43 25 +18 58
5 Snowden Capitalizt 30 16 8 6 64 28 +36 56
6 Rosbank Town 30 16 4 10 56 45 +11 52
7 Pikemouth 30 13 5 12 47 45 +2 44
8 Rozelle Alliance 30 12 5 13 42 45 -3 41
9 Coppersmith 30 11 6 13 34 47 -13 39
10 AFC Swayback 30 10 7 13 43 56 -13 37
11 Southrons-Errant 30 10 6 14 48 73 -25 36
12 Francisca Orient 30 6 10 14 24 47 -23 28
13 Randwick Town 30 6 8 16 33 44 -11 26
14 Chafford 30 6 6 18 24 41 -17 24
15 Stonewash Town 30 5 7 18 33 68 -35 22
16 Scaffield 30 3 8 19 26 70 -44 17

’MOCHA DO!’ C-LEAGUE
Pos Team                        P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Finbar Stalwarts 30 17 9 4 50 15 +35 60
2 Sharrow 30 18 6 6 61 35 +26 60
3 FC Solidarity Falkner 30 17 7 6 46 15 +31 58

4 AFC Swanbridge 30 17 6 7 63 36 +27 57
5 St. Alexander 30 12 13 5 33 25 +8 49
6 Mount Roland 30 15 4 11 39 33 +6 49
7 Otter Ferry 30 13 9 8 32 25 +7 48
8 Stourhead 30 13 8 9 39 30 +9 47
9 Chrysler Town 30 11 5 14 31 41 -10 38
10 Razorback Hill 30 11 4 15 21 36 -15 37
11 Fentonbridge 30 8 7 15 22 35 -13 31
12 Alnwick Glade 30 6 10 14 27 46 -19 28
13 Shaleport Rangers 30 7 6 17 15 34 -19 27
14 Brackford Rovers 30 7 6 17 20 45 -25 27
15 Hall Spitfires 30 7 5 18 25 47 -22 26
16 Suttonstrand FC 30 6 5 19 23 49 -26 23

’MOCHA DO!’ D-LEAGUE
Pos Team                      P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Marque Leichiai 30 22 3 5 77 30 +47 69
2 Townsend Raiders 30 18 8 4 77 36 +41 62
3 Glendower River 30 18 8 4 67 34 +33 62

4 Credence Scarlets 30 15 11 4 64 40 +24 56
5 Hawk Reach 30 15 11 4 43 26 +17 56
6 Chafford Saracens 30 16 6 8 56 31 +25 54
7 Spearcove Mariners 30 14 4 12 47 47 +0 46
8 AFC Conomore 30 11 7 12 46 41 +5 40
9 Falkner Crescent 30 12 4 14 46 51 -5 40
10 Platwood 30 10 8 12 35 40 -5 38
11 Lastcreek Ramblers 30 9 4 17 33 59 -26 31
12 Ridgeway FC 30 8 6 16 39 66 -27 30
13 Charnwood 30 6 8 16 40 68 -28 26
14 Kearney Township 30 5 9 16 35 59 -24 24
15 Southside Wanderers 30 5 3 22 28 62 -34 18
16 Alexavale FC 30 4 4 22 17 60 -43 16
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MATCHDAY 1
Kingsgrove 3-1 Royal Westpike
Marque 1-0 Fiana Cove
North Hall 3-1 Gallant Cross
Rozelle 5-2 Falkner United
Northern Stallions 2-2 Rozelle Archers
Southern Star 1-1 AFC Westpike
Northern Union 5-0 Guilder
Twin Saints 1-1 Rockridge Phoenix
MATCHDAY 2
Fiana Cove 3-1 Kingsgrove
Gallant Cross 5-4 Royal Westpike
Falkner United 0-0 Marque
Rozelle Archers 0-1 North Hall
AFC Westpike 0-1 Rozelle
Guilder 3-0 Northern Stallions
Rockridge Phoenix 0-1 Southern Star
Twin Saints 1-7 Northern Union
MATCHDAY 3
Kingsgrove 3-1 Gallant Cross
Fiana Cove 2-0 Falkner United
Royal Westpike 0-4 Rozelle Archers
Marque 4-1 AFC Westpike
North Hall 3-0 Guilder
Rozelle 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Northern Stallions 0-1 Twin Saints
Southern Star 1-0 Northern Union
MATCHDAY 4
Falkner United 1-2 Kingsgrove
Rozelle Archers 0-0 Gallant Cross
AFC Westpike 2-0 Fiana Cove
Guilder 1-1 Royal Westpike
Rockridge Phoenix 0-1 Marque
Twin Saints 0-1 North Hall
Northern Union 2-1 Rozelle
Southern Star 1-2 Northern Stallions
MATCHDAY 5
Kingsgrove 1-6 Rozelle Archers
Falkner United 2-4 AFC Westpike
Gallant Cross 2-0 Guilder
Fiana Cove 1-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Royal Westpike 0-3 Twin Saints
Marque 2-4 Northern Union
North Hall 0-1 Southern Star
Rozelle 3-1 Northern Stallions
MATCHDAY 6
AFC Westpike 1-1 Kingsgrove
Guilder 2-0 Rozelle Archers
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Falkner United
Twin Saints 3-1 Gallant Cross
Northern Union 2-1 Fiana Cove
Southern Star 1-0 Royal Westpike
Northern Stallions 0-1 Marque
Rozelle 5-1 North Hall
MATCHDAY 7
Kingsgrove 3-0 Guilder
AFC Westpike 1-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Rozelle Archers 1-1 Twin Saints
Falkner United 1-0 Northern Union
Gallant Cross 2-1 Southern Star
Fiana Cove 1-5 Northern Stallions
Royal Westpike 0-0 Rozelle
Marque 1-2 North Hall
MATCHDAY 8
Rockridge Phoenix 0-5 Kingsgrove
Twin Saints 1-0 Guilder
Northern Union 1-1 AFC Westpike
Southern Star 3-0 Rozelle Archers
Northern Stallions 3-0 Falkner United
Rozelle 2-1 Gallant Cross
North Hall 2-2 Fiana Cove
Marque 0-0 Royal Westpike
MATCHDAY 9
Kingsgrove 5-1 Twin Saints
Rockridge Phoenix 0-1 Northern Union
Guilder 1-1 Southern Star
AFC Westpike 1-0 Northern Stallions
Rozelle Archers 2-3 Rozelle
Falkner United 0-1 North Hall
Gallant Cross 1-1 Marque
Fiana Cove 3-0 Royal Westpike
MATCHDAY 10
Northern Union 2-3 Kingsgrove
Southern Star 1-0 Twin Saints
Northern Stallions 1-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Rozelle 3-0 Guilder
North Hall 0-0 AFC Westpike
Marque 0-0 Rozelle Archers
Royal Westpike 1-2 Falkner United
Fiana Cove 4-3 Gallant Cross
MATCHDAY 11
Kingsgrove 1-2 Southern Star
Northern Union 3-1 Northern Stallions
Twin Saints 1-0 Rozelle
Rockridge Phoenix 0-1 North Hall
Guilder 2-1 Marque
AFC Westpike 1-1 Royal Westpike
Rozelle Archers 0-1 Fiana Cove
Falkner United 1-1 Gallant Cross
MATCHDAY 12
Northern Stallions 3-1 Kingsgrove
Rozelle 4-0 Southern Star
North Hall 0-0 Northern Union
Marque 3-0 Twin Saints
Royal Westpike 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Fiana Cove 4-1 Guilder
Gallant Cross 2-2 AFC Westpike
Falkner United 1-2 Rozelle Archers
MATCHDAY 13
Kingsgrove 1-1 Rozelle
Northern Stallions 0-2 North Hall
Southern Star 2-0 Marque
Northern Union 6-1 Royal Westpike
Twin Saints 1-1 Fiana Cove
Rockridge Phoenix 0-0 Gallant Cross
Guilder 1-1 Falkner United
AFC Westpike 2-3 Rozelle Archers
MATCHDAY 14
North Hall 1-4 Kingsgrove
Marque 0-0 Rozelle
Royal Westpike 0-2 Northern Stallions
Fiana Cove 0-4 Southern Star
Gallant Cross 1-3 Northern Union
Falkner United 1-2 Twin Saints
Rozelle Archers 0-2 Rockridge Phoenix
AFC Westpike 1-0 Guilder
MATCHDAY 15
Kingsgrove 1-2 Marque
North Hall 1-3 Royal Westpike
Rozelle 1-1 Fiana Cove
Northern Stallions 2-2 Gallant Cross
Southern Star 0-1 Falkner United
Northern Union 1-3 Rozelle Archers
Twin Saints 0-2 AFC Westpike
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Guilder

MATCHDAY 1
Coppersmith 4-0 Sharrow
Snowden Capitalizt 2-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Pikemouth 1-2 Finbar Stalwarts
Francisca Orient 0-3 Premier Rozelle
Southrons-Errant 0-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Rosbank Town 1-1 Lotus Park
Rozelle Alliance 2-0 AFC Swayback
Randwick Town 1-0 Proudcastle
MATCHDAY 2
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-0 Coppersmith
Finbar Stalwarts 0-3 Sharrow
Premier Rozelle 1-0 Snowden Capitalizt
Endeavour Brenecia 2-1 Pikemouth
Lotus Park 1-0 Francisca Orient
AFC Swayback 1-1 Southrons-Errant
Proudcastle 0-2 Rosbank Town
Randwick Town 3-1 Rozelle Alliance
MATCHDAY 3
Coppersmith 2-0 Finbar Stalwarts
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-3 Premier Rozelle
Sharrow 0-3 Endeavour Brenecia
Snowden Capitalizt 2-1 Lotus Park
Pikemouth 3-0 AFC Swayback
Francisca Orient 0-1 Proudcastle
Southrons-Errant 2-2 Randwick Town
Rosbank Town 2-1 Rozelle Alliance
MATCHDAY 4
Premier Rozelle 1-1 Coppersmith
Endeavour Brenecia 6-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Lotus Park 4-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
AFC Swayback 2-2 Sharrow
Proudcastle 1-1 Snowden Capitalizt
Randwick Town 1-2 Pikemouth
Rozelle Alliance 2-0 Francisca Orient
Rosbank Town 3-0 Southrons-Errant
MATCHDAY 5
Coppersmith 2-5 Endeavour Brenecia
Premier Rozelle 1-2 Lotus Park
Finbar Stalwarts 0-1 AFC Swayback
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-1 Proudcastle
Sharrow 1-0 Randwick Town
Snowden Capitalizt 4-0 Rozelle Alliance
Pikemouth 4-1 Rosbank Town
Francisca Orient 1-1 Southrons-Errant
MATCHDAY 6
Lotus Park 1-1 Coppersmith
AFC Swayback 3-4 Endeavour Brenecia
Proudcastle 0-2 Premier Rozelle
Randwick Town 2-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Rozelle Alliance 3-1 FC Solidarity Falkner
Rosbank Town 2-1 Sharrow
Southrons-Errant 0-1 Snowden Capitalizt
Francisca Orient 2-0 Pikemouth
MATCHDAY 7
Coppersmith 2-0 AFC Swayback
Lotus Park 3-0 Proudcastle
Endeavour Brenecia 1-0 Randwick Town
Premier Rozelle 6-1 Rozelle Alliance
Finbar Stalwarts 1-1 Rosbank Town
FC Solidarity Falkner 2-3 Southrons-Errant
Sharrow 0-0 Francisca Orient
Snowden Capitalizt 1-0 Pikemouth
MATCHDAY 8
Proudcastle 1-1 Coppersmith
Randwick Town 1-1 AFC Swayback
Rozelle Alliance 1-1 Lotus Park
Rosbank Town 1-2 Endeavour Brenecia
Southrons-Errant 1-2 Premier Rozelle
Francisca Orient 0-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Pikemouth 2-1 FC Solidarity Falkner
Snowden Capitalizt 8-1 Sharrow
MATCHDAY 9
Coppersmith 1-2 Randwick Town
Proudcastle 1-0 Rozelle Alliance
AFC Swayback 1-1 Rosbank Town
Lotus Park 3-0 Southrons-Errant
Endeavour Brenecia 2-0 Francisca Orient
Premier Rozelle 3-1 Pikemouth
Finbar Stalwarts 0-1 Snowden Capitalizt
FC Solidarity Falkner 2-0 Sharrow
MATCHDAY 10
Rozelle Alliance 3-1 Coppersmith
Rosbank Town 2-1 Randwick Town
Southrons-Errant 3-5 Proudcastle
Francisca Orient 0-2 AFC Swayback
Pikemouth 1-1 Lotus Park
Snowden Capitalizt 1-2 Endeavour Brenecia
Sharrow 1-4 Premier Rozelle
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-0 Finbar Stalwarts
MATCHDAY 11
Coppersmith 2-0 Rosbank Town
Rozelle Alliance 3-2 Southrons-Errant
Randwick Town 0-0 Francisca Orient
Proudcastle 1-0 Pikemouth
AFC Swayback 0-1 Snowden Capitalizt
Lotus Park 3-0 Sharrow
Endeavour Brenecia 1-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Premier Rozelle 3-0 Finbar Stalwarts
MATCHDAY 12
Southrons-Errant 0-3 Coppersmith
Francisca Orient 1-0 Rosbank Town
Pikemouth 1-1 Rozelle Alliance
Snowden Capitalizt 3-0 Randwick Town
Sharrow 1-0 Proudcastle
FC Solidarity Falkner 2-3 AFC Swayback
Finbar Stalwarts 2-3 Lotus Park
Premier Rozelle 3-1 Endeavour Brenecia
MATCHDAY 13
Coppersmith 2-0 Francisca Orient
Southrons-Errant 0-1 Pikemouth
Rosbank Town 1-3 Snowden Capitalizt
Rozelle Alliance 4-1 Sharrow
Randwick Town 0-1 FC Solidarity Falkner
Proudcastle 1-1 Finbar Stalwarts
AFC Swayback 1-4 Premier Rozelle
Lotus Park 0-0 Endeavour Brenecia
MATCHDAY 14
Pikemouth 0-0 Coppersmith
Snowden Capitalizt 3-2 Francisca Orient
Sharrow 1-2 Southrons-Errant
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-1 Rosbank Town
Finbar Stalwarts 0-2 Rozelle Alliance
Premier Rozelle 2-1 Randwick Town
Endeavour Brenecia 0-0 Proudcastle
Lotus Park 2-1 AFC Swayback
MATCHDAY 15
Coppersmith 0-1 Snowden Capitalizt
Pikemouth 2-1 Sharrow
Francisca Orient 1-1 FC Solidarity Falkner
Southrons-Errant 0-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Rosbank Town 2-2 Premier Rozelle
Rozelle Alliance 1-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Randwick Town 3-1 Lotus Park
Proudcastle 2-1 AFC Swayback

Kingsgrove, Kingsgrove, Kingsgrove. Whatever are we to do with you?
The thing with Kingsgrove is that they’re a club who believe they do things a certain way. This was once true, but at some stage they lost the forest for the trees. They used to be pretty revolutionary, at least by Brenecian standards, in the way they pushed forward youth and attack-minded styles of play. Now they’re so paralysed by the idea of continuity that they’ve brought in Lyn Crowley from fucking Proudcastle just as a continuity candidate. She used to play for Kingsgrove. A lot of Kingsgrove’s players used to do something. Like ‘be good’. Quietly, the side’s turned really fucking old.

“The thing with the Kingsgrove way is that, uh, in, it’s a matter of a belief, of a way of, it’s how you play.”

Stunning oratory from Lyn Crowley. Never exactly the most eloquent of people in her playing days, but she’s regarded well as a tactical mind. And, okay, she may have been hired from fucking Proudcastle but she at least got them promoted despite them being dogshit. It’s not totally insane. At least, that’s the line of cope that Kingsgrove fans take all the way into matchday 2, where newly-promoted, bright and shiny Fiana Cove, a team unironically handing some of their Euran military-industrial complex money to a 33-year old Casey Fisken, beat them 3-1. Vesta Echegaray looks like prime Espy va fucking Drake out there.

“The beautiful thing with this league is that it’s, like, any team on any team’s da- on their day, any team can. Any team on their day, can, on their day, uhm, win.”

Thanks Lyn.

Kingsgrove wait at least a couple more weeks to humiliate themselves again, beating a couple of fucking nothing teams before visiting Rozelle Archers. They’re actually not off to that bad a start. Maybe it was just a blip. Maybe Clarence Webb, Lovibond, Hidawi and Reina Turnbull, all former internationals - all former internationals, and pertinently, all 31 - can lock up shop. And Frank Polack’s injured, so actually make that a full back five of past-it old veterans, as Deimne Watermark (33) comes in at leftback.

He used to be pretty good. Today, in cycle 87, he helps make Mao Aiguo look like prime Bryger fucking Tidesson.

6-1. 6-1! At home, against Rozelle fucking Archers! How the fuck does that even fucking happen? Even Lyn Crowley threatens to offer something other than a platitude after the match:

”It’s clear that something- some things aren’t even, aren’t working, at the moment, we think. But we’ll go again on the training ground, uh, training pitch, and then we go again at the field, on, next week it’ll be better, is what we’re hoping.”

Next week they crash out of the Cup’s first round to Chafford. From the third tier.

But Crowley’s the continuity candidate, so the board ignore the calls for her blood and keep her on. Then something amazing happens. It’s coming up to the only game of the calendar that matters. See, it’s not like Kingsgrove are in any danger of winning a league or anything like that, like they used to do all the time, no. So the only matches of worth are the big ones, against local rivals Rozelle - who, notably, actually play exciting football and advance youth - and Northern Union.

Round 10. Union 2-3 Kingsgrove. For 90 minutes, Anlysa Morland looks like prime Thorsten fucking Kramer.
Round 13. Kingsgrove 1-1 Rozelle.

And by halfway, the season’s actually looking fairly respectable.

A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P  W  D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Rozelle 15 9 4 2 30 12 +18 31
2 Northern Union 15 9 2 4 37 17 +20 29

3 Southern Star 15 9 2 4 20 12 +8 29
4 North Hall 15 8 3 4 19 17 +2 27
5 Kingsgrove 15 8 2 5 35 25 +10 26

6 Marque 15 6 5 4 17 13 +4 23
7 Fiana Cove 15 6 4 5 24 24 +0 22
8 AFC Westpike 15 5 6 4 20 18 +2 21
9 Twin Saints 15 6 3 6 16 24 -8 21
10 Rozelle Archers 15 5 4 6 23 20 +3 19
11 Northern Stallions 15 5 3 7 22 22 +0 18
12 Gallant Cross 15 3 6 6 23 29 -6 15
13 Falkner United 15 3 4 8 14 25 -11 13
14 Guilder 15 3 4 8 12 27 -15 13
15 Rockridge Phoenix 15 2 6 7 9 17 -8 12
16 Royal Westpike 15 2 4 9 13 32 -19 10

B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                        P   W  D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Premier Rozelle 15 12 2 1 40 13 +27 38
2 Snowden Capitalizt 15 12 1 2 32 9 +23 37

3 Endeavour Brenecia 15 11 3 1 31 12 +19 36
4 Lotus Park 15 8 5 2 27 13 +14 29
5 Rozelle Alliance 15 7 3 5 25 24 +1 24
6 Coppersmith 15 6 4 5 22 15 +7 22
7 Pikemouth 15 6 3 6 19 17 +2 21
8 Rosbank Town 15 5 5 5 20 21 -1 20
9 Proudcastle 15 5 5 5 14 17 -3 20
10 Randwick Town 15 5 3 7 17 18 -1 18
11 AFC Swayback 15 3 4 8 17 27 -10 13
12 FC Solidarity Falkner 15 3 4 8 14 24 -10 13
13 Francisca Orient 15 2 5 8 7 18 -11 11
14 Sharrow 15 3 2 10 13 36 -23 11
15 Southrons-Errant 15 2 4 9 15 29 -14 10
16 Finbar Stalwarts 15 1 5 9 6 26 -20 8


MATCHDAY 16
Royal Westpike 1-1 Kingsgrove
Fiana Cove 0-1 Marque
Gallant Cross 1-1 North Hall
Falkner United 1-2 Rozelle
Rozelle Archers 0-0 Northern Stallions
AFC Westpike 1-0 Southern Star
Guilder 1-1 Northern Union
Rockridge Phoenix 3-0 Twin Saints
MATCHDAY 17
Kingsgrove 4-0 Fiana Cove
Royal Westpike 1-1 Gallant Cross
Marque 2-1 Falkner United
North Hall 3-2 Rozelle Archers
Rozelle 1-1 AFC Westpike
Northern Stallions 0-3 Guilder
Southern Star 3-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Northern Union 2-0 Twin Saints
MATCHDAY 18
Gallant Cross 3-0 Kingsgrove
Falkner United 0-2 Fiana Cove
Rozelle Archers 1-2 Royal Westpike
AFC Westpike 2-0 Marque
Guilder 4-0 North Hall
Rockridge Phoenix 2-1 Rozelle
Twin Saints 2-2 Northern Stallions
Northern Union 1-1 Southern Star
MATCHDAY 19
Kingsgrove 2-1 Falkner United
Gallant Cross 0-0 Rozelle Archers
Fiana Cove 4-0 AFC Westpike
Royal Westpike 1-3 Guilder
Marque 3-0 Rockridge Phoenix
North Hall 0-0 Twin Saints
Rozelle 1-1 Northern Union
Northern Stallions 1-2 Southern Star
MATCHDAY 20
Rozelle Archers 1-4 Kingsgrove
AFC Westpike 1-0 Falkner United
Guilder 1-0 Gallant Cross
Rockridge Phoenix 2-1 Fiana Cove
Twin Saints 2-2 Royal Westpike
Northern Union 2-1 Marque
Southern Star 0-0 North Hall
Northern Stallions 1-3 Rozelle
MATCHDAY 21
Kingsgrove 2-2 AFC Westpike
Rozelle Archers 0-1 Guilder
Falkner United 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Gallant Cross 1-6 Twin Saints
Fiana Cove 1-2 Northern Union
Royal Westpike 4-2 Southern Star
Marque 2-1 Northern Stallions
North Hall 0-2 Rozelle
MATCHDAY 22
Guilder 1-4 Kingsgrove
Rockridge Phoenix 0-0 AFC Westpike
Twin Saints 1-2 Rozelle Archers
Northern Union 0-0 Falkner United
Southern Star 2-0 Gallant Cross
Northern Stallions 0-1 Fiana Cove
Rozelle 4-0 Royal Westpike
North Hall 1-0 Marque
MATCHDAY 23
Kingsgrove 4-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Guilder 1-0 Twin Saints
AFC Westpike 1-2 Northern Union
Rozelle Archers 2-0 Southern Star
Falkner United 0-2 Northern Stallions
Gallant Cross 0-2 Rozelle
Fiana Cove 1-2 North Hall
Royal Westpike 0-1 Marque
MATCHDAY 24
Twin Saints 1-4 Kingsgrove
Northern Union 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Southern Star 2-1 Guilder
Northern Stallions 0-4 AFC Westpike
Rozelle 2-1 Rozelle Archers
North Hall 2-1 Falkner United
Marque 3-2 Gallant Cross
Royal Westpike 2-0 Fiana Cove
MATCHDAY 25
Kingsgrove 0-2 Northern Union
Twin Saints 0-1 Southern Star
Rockridge Phoenix 4-0 Northern Stallions
Guilder 1-2 Rozelle
AFC Westpike 2-0 North Hall
Rozelle Archers 2-5 Marque
Falkner United 3-3 Royal Westpike
Gallant Cross 3-1 Fiana Cove
MATCHDAY 26
Southern Star 0-2 Kingsgrove
Northern Stallions 1-0 Northern Union
Rozelle 3-0 Twin Saints
North Hall 1-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Marque 3-0 Guilder
Royal Westpike 1-5 AFC Westpike
Fiana Cove 1-2 Rozelle Archers
Gallant Cross 2-3 Falkner United
MATCHDAY 27
Kingsgrove 3-1 Northern Stallions
Southern Star 1-0 Rozelle
Northern Union 2-0 North Hall
Twin Saints 1-0 Marque
Rockridge Phoenix 1-3 Royal Westpike
Guilder 1-1 Fiana Cove
AFC Westpike 1-1 Gallant Cross
Rozelle Archers 1-3 Falkner United
MATCHDAY 28
Rozelle 3-3 Kingsgrove
North Hall 1-1 Northern Stallions
Marque 2-0 Southern Star
Royal Westpike 1-2 Northern Union
Fiana Cove 5-0 Twin Saints
Gallant Cross 0-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Falkner United 2-2 Guilder
Rozelle Archers 0-2 AFC Westpike
MATCHDAY 29
Kingsgrove 1-3 North Hall
Rozelle 2-1 Marque
Northern Stallions 2-1 Royal Westpike
Southern Star 3-0 Fiana Cove
Northern Union 4-0 Gallant Cross
Twin Saints 1-1 Falkner United
Rockridge Phoenix 1-0 Rozelle Archers
Guilder 1-2 AFC Westpike


4-0 over Fiana Cove. 4-1 over Rozelle Archers. 4-1 over Guilder. 4-1 over Rockridge Phoenix. 4-1 over Twin Saints; these last three in consecutive games. Kingsgrove’s forward corps are looking more obsessed with the number 4 than your morbid Yue grandmother-in-law.

Kingsgrove climb up the table. They can’t actually land a glove on their two rivals - it’s a two horse race, and Kingsgrove are neither horse - but they’re at least looking set to make a gain in Crowley’s second season. Adalie Abdelrahman’s proved a real hit in the centre of the park, Cyprian Korsak continues to make his case to be Brenecia’s third-choice rather than fourth-choice striker, and Clarence Webb finds form again between the posts, and going into the final match of the season it’s actually looking like there’s some hope. Sure, Rozelle and Union are on another sphere, but at least Kingsgrove can get that bronze medal. At least they can take another step closer to relevance.

Just don’t fuck it up.

And not even lose. Just don’t fuck it up so badly it overshadows the entire season, makes the whole thing a joke.

MATCHDAY 16
Sharrow 4-3 Coppersmith
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-1 Snowden Capitalizt
Finbar Stalwarts 1-0 Pikemouth
Premier Rozelle 2-0 Francisca Orient
Endeavour Brenecia 1-0 Southrons-Errant
Lotus Park 4-1 Rosbank Town
AFC Swayback 2-2 Rozelle Alliance
Proudcastle 1-0 Randwick Town
MATCHDAY 17
Coppersmith 0-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Sharrow 1-3 Finbar Stalwarts
Snowden Capitalizt 2-0 Premier Rozelle
Pikemouth 1-3 Endeavour Brenecia
Francisca Orient 0-2 Lotus Park
Southrons-Errant 2-1 AFC Swayback
Rosbank Town 5-1 Proudcastle
Rozelle Alliance 2-1 Randwick Town
MATCHDAY 18
Finbar Stalwarts 1-0 Coppersmith
Premier Rozelle 2-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Endeavour Brenecia 4-1 Sharrow
Lotus Park 2-2 Snowden Capitalizt
AFC Swayback 0-2 Pikemouth
Proudcastle 2-0 Francisca Orient
Randwick Town 1-0 Southrons-Errant
Rozelle Alliance 1-1 Rosbank Town
MATCHDAY 19
Coppersmith 1-4 Premier Rozelle
Finbar Stalwarts 0-1 Endeavour Brenecia
FC Solidarity Falkner 4-0 Lotus Park
Sharrow 2-2 AFC Swayback
Snowden Capitalizt 2-1 Proudcastle
Pikemouth 3-1 Randwick Town
Francisca Orient 3-1 Rozelle Alliance
Southrons-Errant 3-2 Rosbank Town
MATCHDAY 20
Endeavour Brenecia 4-0 Coppersmith
Lotus Park 1-2 Premier Rozelle
AFC Swayback 1-2 Finbar Stalwarts
Proudcastle 2-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Randwick Town 0-1 Sharrow
Rozelle Alliance 1-3 Snowden Capitalizt
Rosbank Town 1-4 Pikemouth
Southrons-Errant 1-4 Francisca Orient
MATCHDAY 21
Coppersmith 0-4 Lotus Park
Endeavour Brenecia 2-0 AFC Swayback
Premier Rozelle 3-1 Proudcastle
Finbar Stalwarts 2-0 Randwick Town
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-1 Rozelle Alliance
Sharrow 1-1 Rosbank Town
Snowden Capitalizt 3-1 Southrons-Errant
Pikemouth 4-1 Francisca Orient
MATCHDAY 22
AFC Swayback 2-1 Coppersmith
Proudcastle 1-0 Lotus Park
Randwick Town 1-5 Endeavour Brenecia
Rozelle Alliance 0-3 Premier Rozelle
Rosbank Town 2-1 Finbar Stalwarts
Southrons-Errant 0-2 FC Solidarity Falkner
Francisca Orient 0-1 Sharrow
Pikemouth 0-2 Snowden Capitalizt
MATCHDAY 23
Coppersmith 0-3 Proudcastle
AFC Swayback 0-1 Randwick Town
Lotus Park 2-1 Rozelle Alliance
Endeavour Brenecia 2-1 Rosbank Town
Premier Rozelle 4-0 Southrons-Errant
Finbar Stalwarts 1-1 Francisca Orient
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-2 Pikemouth
Sharrow 2-2 Snowden Capitalizt
MATCHDAY 24
Randwick Town 0-2 Coppersmith
Rozelle Alliance 2-3 Proudcastle
Rosbank Town 2-1 AFC Swayback
Southrons-Errant 1-4 Lotus Park
Francisca Orient 5-3 Endeavour Brenecia
Pikemouth 0-2 Premier Rozelle
Snowden Capitalizt 0-1 Finbar Stalwarts
Sharrow 0-1 FC Solidarity Falkner
MATCHDAY 25
Coppersmith 0-2 Rozelle Alliance
Randwick Town 0-0 Rosbank Town
Proudcastle 3-1 Southrons-Errant
AFC Swayback 1-1 Francisca Orient
Lotus Park 2-1 Pikemouth
Endeavour Brenecia 2-0 Snowden Capitalizt
Premier Rozelle 6-2 Sharrow
Finbar Stalwarts 0-1 FC Solidarity Falkner
MATCHDAY 26
Rosbank Town 2-0 Coppersmith
Southrons-Errant 2-3 Rozelle Alliance
Francisca Orient 0-2 Randwick Town
Pikemouth 1-1 Proudcastle
Snowden Capitalizt 3-1 AFC Swayback
Sharrow 0-3 Lotus Park
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Finbar Stalwarts 2-0 Premier Rozelle
MATCHDAY 27
Coppersmith 2-1 Southrons-Errant
Rosbank Town 1-0 Francisca Orient
Rozelle Alliance 1-1 Pikemouth
Randwick Town 0-3 Snowden Capitalizt
Proudcastle 3-1 Sharrow
AFC Swayback 3-1 FC Solidarity Falkner
Lotus Park 1-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Endeavour Brenecia 2-0 Premier Rozelle
MATCHDAY 28
Francisca Orient 1-1 Coppersmith
Pikemouth 2-1 Southrons-Errant
Snowden Capitalizt 3-0 Rosbank Town
Sharrow 0-3 Rozelle Alliance
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-2 Randwick Town
Finbar Stalwarts 1-2 Proudcastle
Premier Rozelle 3-0 AFC Swayback
Endeavour Brenecia 4-0 Lotus Park
MATCHDAY 29
Coppersmith 1-2 Pikemouth
Francisca Orient 2-2 Snowden Capitalizt
Southrons-Errant 1-1 Sharrow
Rosbank Town 2-1 FC Solidarity Falkner
Rozelle Alliance 3-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Randwick Town 0-1 Premier Rozelle
Proudcastle 0-3 Endeavour Brenecia
AFC Swayback 2-0 Lotus Park


A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Rozelle 29 18 7 4 58 25 +33 61
2 Northern Union 29 18 6 5 60 25 +35 60

3 Kingsgrove 29 16 5 8 69 45 +24 53
4 Southern Star 29 16 4 9 37 27 +10 52
5 Marque 29 15 5 9 41 27 +14 50

6 AFC Westpike 29 13 10 6 44 30 +14 49
7 North Hall 29 13 7 9 33 36 -3 46
8 Fiana Cove 29 10 5 14 42 46 -4 35
9 Rockridge Phoenix 29 9 7 13 28 37 -9 34
10 Guilder 29 9 7 13 33 45 -12 34
11 Twin Saints 29 8 7 14 30 51 -21 31
12 Rozelle Archers 29 8 6 15 37 45 -8 30
13 Northern Stallions 29 8 6 15 34 48 -14 30
14 Falkner United 29 6 8 15 32 47 -15 26
15 Royal Westpike 29 6 8 15 35 60 -25 26
16 Gallant Cross 29 5 10 14 37 56 -19 25

B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Endeavour Brenecia 29 23 3 3 67 22 +45 72
2 Premier Rozelle 29 23 2 4 72 24 +48 71

3 Snowden Capitalizt 29 20 5 4 60 23 +37 65
4 Lotus Park 29 16 6 7 52 32 +20 54
5 Proudcastle 29 14 6 9 38 36 +2 48
6 Rozelle Alliance 29 13 6 10 48 45 +3 45
7 Pikemouth 29 13 5 11 42 35 +7 44
8 Rosbank Town 29 11 8 10 41 43 -2 41
9 Randwick Town 29 9 4 16 26 39 -13 31
10 FC Solidarity Falkner 29 8 6 15 28 39 -11 30
11 Coppersmith 29 8 6 15 33 45 -12 30
12 Finbar Stalwarts 29 8 6 15 21 39 -18 30
13 AFC Swayback 29 6 7 16 33 51 -18 25
14 Francisca Orient 29 5 9 15 25 42 -17 24
15 Sharrow 29 6 6 17 30 68 -38 24
16 Southrons-Errant 29 4 5 20 29 62 -33 17


FINAL MATCHDAY
Marque 5-0 Kingsgrove
Royal Westpike 0-3 North Hall
Fiana Cove 0-2 Rozelle
Gallant Cross 2-3 Northern Stallions
Falkner United 1-2 Southern Star
Rozelle Archers 0-5 Northern Union
AFC Westpike 0-1 Twin Saints
Guilder 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix

God fucking damn it, Kingsgrove.

B-LEAGUE FINALE
Snowden Capitalizt 3-0 Coppersmith
Sharrow 1-2 Pikemouth
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-0 Francisca Orient
Finbar Stalwarts 1-0 Southrons-Errant
Premier Rozelle 1-1 Rosbank Town
Endeavour Brenecia 3-2 Rozelle Alliance
Lotus Park 0-0 Randwick Town
AFC Swayback 3-2 Proudcastle

RENEWTEC CUP

First Round
Brackford Rovers 0-5 Rosbank Town (0-5 agg)
Lake Sheedy 0-3 FC Solidarity Falkner (0-3 agg)
AFC Westpike 1-2 Northern Stallions (1-2 agg)
Fiana Cove 2-0 Coppersmith (2-0 agg)
Northern Union 0-0 Southrons-Errant (0-0 AET, 0-0 agg, 2-3 PKs)
Randwick Town 2-1 Finbar Stalwarts (2-1 agg)
Royal Westpike 2-0 Alnwick Glade (2-0 agg)
Stonewash Town 2-0 Platwood (2-0 agg)
Hawk Reach 1-1 Hall Spitfires (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 2-3 PKs)
Falkner Crescent 1-2 Razorback Hill (1-2 agg)
AFC Swanbridge 1-1 Chrysler Town (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 3-2 PKs)
Chafford 1-1 Kingsgrove (2-1 AET, 2-1 agg)
Rockridge Phoenix 2-1 Stourhead (2-1 agg)
Yeoman Dale 1-1 Kearney Township (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 3-1 PKs)
Spearcove Mariners 2-1 Suttonstrand FC (2-1 agg)
Rozelle 0-2 AFC Swayback (0-2 agg)
Lastcreek Ramblers 0-5 Lotus Park (0-5 agg)
Credence Scarlets 1-4 Snowden Capitalizt (1-4 agg)
Falkner United 4-0 Shaleport Rangers (4-0 agg)
Twin Saints 8-1 Otter Ferry (8-1 agg)
Mount Roland 0-2 Guilder (0-2 agg)
Pikemouth 4-1 Glendower River (4-1 agg)
Southern Star 3-2 Rozelle Archers (3-2 agg)
Premier Rozelle 2-0 Scaffield (2-0 agg)
Endeavour Brenecia 2-0 AFC Conomore (2-0 agg)
Francisca Orient 0-2 Proudcastle (0-2 agg)
Sharrow 11-1 Charnwood (11-1 agg)
Ridgeway FC 0-1 Rozelle Alliance (0-1 agg)
Chafford Saracens 0-2 Marque (0-2 agg)
Fentonbridge 1-3 Marque Leichiai (1-3 agg)
Townsend Raiders 1-3 North Hall (1-3 agg)
St. Alexander 1-2 Gallant Cross (1-2 agg)

Second Round
Rosbank Town 0-0 FC Solidarity Falkner (0-1 AET, 0-1 agg)
Northern Stallions 1-1 Fiana Cove (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 3-2 PKs)
Southrons-Errant 1-1 Randwick Town (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 1-2 PKs)
Royal Westpike 2-0 Stonewash Town (2-0 agg)
Hall Spitfires 0-0 Razorback Hill (0-0 AET, 0-0 agg, 3-0 PKs)
AFC Swanbridge 1-0 Chafford (1-0 agg)
Rockridge Phoenix 9-0 Yeoman Dale (9-0 agg)
Spearcove Mariners 1-0 AFC Swayback (1-0 agg)
Lotus Park 2-0 Snowden Capitalizt (2-0 agg)
Falkner United 2-1 Twin Saints (2-1 agg)
Guilder 1-0 Pikemouth (1-0 agg)
Southern Star 1-1 Premier Rozelle (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 3-4 PKs)
Endeavour Brenecia 0-2 Proudcastle (0-2 agg)
Sharrow 2-2 Rozelle Alliance (2-2 AET, 2-2 agg, 1-3 PKs)
Marque 3-0 Marque Leichiai (3-0 agg)
North Hall 0-1 Gallant Cross (0-1 agg)

Third Round
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-1 Northern Stallions (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 3-4 PKs)
Randwick Town 0-0 Royal Westpike (0-2 AET, 0-2 agg)
Hall Spitfires 1-1 AFC Swanbridge (1-2 AET, 1-2 agg)
Rockridge Phoenix 3-0 Spearcove Mariners (3-0 agg)
Lotus Park 3-2 Falkner United (3-2 agg)
Guilder 2-0 Premier Rozelle (2-0 agg)
Proudcastle 0-1 Rozelle Alliance (0-1 agg)
Marque 3-2 Gallant Cross (3-2 agg)


QUARTERFINALS
Northern Stallions 3-1 Royal Westpike
Royal Westpike 2-4 Northern Stallions (3-7 agg)

AFC Swanbridge 0-5 Rockridge Phoenix
Rockridge Phoenix 3-0 AFC Swanbridge (8-0 agg)

Lotus Park 0-0 Guilder
Guilder 1-2 Lotus Park (1-2 agg)

Rozelle Alliance 1-3 Marque
Marque 3-0 Rozelle Alliance (6-1 agg)

SEMIFINALS
Northern Stallions 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Northern Stallions (1-3 agg)

Lotus Park 0-1 Marque
Marque 1-1 Lotus Park (2-1 agg)

RENEWTEC CUP FINAL
Northern Stallions 1-0 Marque

PRO/REL PLAYOFFS
Falkner United 0-2 Snowden Capitalizt
Francisca Orient 3-1 Otter Ferry
Shaleport Rangers 1-2 Brackford Rovers

A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Rozelle 30 19 7 4 60 25 +35 64
2 Northern Union 30 19 6 5 65 25 +40 63

3 Southern Star 30 17 4 9 39 28 +11 55
4 Kingsgrove 30 16 5 9 69 50 +19 53
5 Marque 30 16 5 9 46 27 +19 53

6 AFC Westpike 30 13 10 7 44 31 +13 49
7 North Hall 30 14 7 9 36 36 +0 49
8 Guilder 30 10 7 13 34 45 -11 37
9 Fiana Cove 30 10 5 15 42 48 -6 35
10 Rockridge Phoenix 30 9 7 14 28 38 -10 34
11 Twin Saints 30 9 7 14 31 51 -20 34
12 Northern Stallions 30 9 6 15 37 50 -13 33
13 Rozelle Archers 30 8 6 16 37 50 -13 30
14 Falkner United 30 6 8 16 33 49 -16 26
15 Royal Westpike 30 6 8 16 35 63 -28 26
16 Gallant Cross 30 5 10 15 39 59 -20 25

B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Endeavour Brenecia 30 24 3 3 70 24 +46 75
2 Premier Rozelle 30 23 3 4 73 25 +48 72
3 Snowden Capitalizt 30 21 5 4 63 23 +40 68

4 Lotus Park 30 16 7 7 52 32 +20 55
5 Proudcastle 30 14 6 10 40 39 +1 48
6 Pikemouth 30 14 5 11 44 36 +8 47
7 Rozelle Alliance 30 13 6 11 50 48 +2 45
8 Rosbank Town 30 11 9 10 42 44 -2 42
9 FC Solidarity Falkner 30 9 6 15 29 39 -10 33
10 Finbar Stalwarts 30 9 6 15 22 39 -17 33
11 Randwick Town 30 9 5 16 26 39 -13 32
12 Coppersmith 30 8 6 16 33 48 -15 30
13 AFC Swayback 30 7 7 16 36 53 -17 28
14 Francisca Orient 30 5 9 16 25 43 -18 24
15 Sharrow 30 6 6 18 31 70 -39 24
16 Southrons-Errant 30 4 5 21 29 63 -34 17

C-LEAGUE
Pos Team                    P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 AFC Swanbridge 30 21 6 3 84 29 +55 69
2 Stourhead 30 14 11 5 51 27 +24 53

3 Otter Ferry 30 14 10 6 47 28 +19 52
4 St. Alexander 30 14 8 8 42 23 +19 50
5 Chafford 30 13 11 6 46 28 +18 50
6 Scaffield 30 13 7 10 36 25 +11 46
7 Razorback Hill 30 12 8 10 38 36 +2 44
8 Stonewash Town 30 11 9 10 41 36 +5 42
9 Marque Leichiai 30 12 4 14 43 52 -9 40
10 Mount Roland 30 9 11 10 28 29 -1 38
11 Fentonbridge 30 10 6 14 27 34 -7 36
12 Townsend Raiders 30 10 6 14 39 55 -16 36
13 Chrysler Town 30 10 4 16 43 57 -14 34
14 Shaleport Rangers 30 8 9 13 32 49 -17 33
15 Alnwick Glade 30 7 4 19 22 61 -39 25
16 Glendower River 30 3 4 23 28 78 -50 13

D-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Hall Spitfires 30 23 2 5 68 22 +46 71
2 Suttonstrand FC 30 18 7 5 62 34 +28 61
3 Brackford Rovers 30 17 9 4 56 27 +29 60

4 Chafford Saracens 30 17 6 7 54 22 +32 57
5 Credence Scarlets 30 17 5 8 60 37 +23 56
6 Hawk Reach 30 12 7 11 32 28 +4 43
7 Falkner Crescent 30 12 6 12 38 43 -5 42
8 AFC Conomore 30 10 10 10 24 22 +2 40
9 Platwood 30 10 7 13 39 49 -10 37
10 Charnwood 30 9 7 14 39 57 -18 34
11 Ridgeway FC 30 8 9 13 38 60 -22 33
12 Spearcove Mariners 30 9 5 16 39 47 -8 32
13 Kearney Township 30 9 5 16 35 59 -24 32
14 Lastcreek Ramblers 30 6 8 16 40 68 -28 26
15 Yeoman Dale 30 6 6 18 25 50 -25 24
16 Lake Sheedy 30 3 9 18 16 40 -24 18[/color]
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MATCHDAY 1
Kingsgrove 3-1 Snowden Capitalizt
Marque 0-0 Premier Rozelle
North Hall 3-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Rozelle 3-0 Fiana Cove
Northern Stallions 3-0 Rozelle Archers
Southern Star 3-0 AFC Westpike
Northern Union 2-2 Guilder
Twin Saints 0-1 Rockridge Phoenix
MATCHDAY 2
Premier Rozelle 0-2 Kingsgrove
Endeavour Brenecia 0-2 Snowden Capitalizt
Fiana Cove 1-4 Marque
Rozelle Archers 1-2 North Hall
AFC Westpike 2-4 Rozelle
Guilder 0-1 Northern Stallions
Rockridge Phoenix 1-3 Southern Star
Twin Saints 1-3 Northern Union
MATCHDAY 3
Kingsgrove 1-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Premier Rozelle 0-2 Fiana Cove
Snowden Capitalizt 0-0 Rozelle Archers
Marque 2-0 AFC Westpike
North Hall 2-1 Guilder
Rozelle 2-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Northern Stallions 3-0 Twin Saints
Southern Star 1-0 Northern Union
MATCHDAY 4
Fiana Cove 0-4 Kingsgrove
Rozelle Archers 0-7 Endeavour Brenecia
AFC Westpike 0-2 Premier Rozelle
Guilder 1-1 Snowden Capitalizt
Rockridge Phoenix 1-2 Marque
Twin Saints 1-1 North Hall
Northern Union 1-0 Rozelle
Southern Star 3-1 Northern Stallions
MATCHDAY 5
Kingsgrove 2-0 Rozelle Archers
Fiana Cove 1-1 AFC Westpike
Endeavour Brenecia 0-3 Guilder
Premier Rozelle 1-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Snowden Capitalizt 2-1 Twin Saints
Marque 0-0 Northern Union
North Hall 3-2 Southern Star
Rozelle 2-0 Northern Stallions
MATCHDAY 6
AFC Westpike 1-2 Kingsgrove
Guilder 1-2 Rozelle Archers
Rockridge Phoenix 1-3 Fiana Cove
Twin Saints 1-5 Endeavour Brenecia
Northern Union 4-1 Premier Rozelle
Southern Star 2-0 Snowden Capitalizt
Northern Stallions 1-2 Marque
Rozelle 1-0 North Hall
MATCHDAY 7
Kingsgrove 3-3 Guilder
AFC Westpike 0-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Rozelle Archers 0-0 Twin Saints
Fiana Cove 0-2 Northern Union
Endeavour Brenecia 3-3 Southern Star
Premier Rozelle 1-0 Northern Stallions
Snowden Capitalizt 0-3 Rozelle
Marque 0-1 North Hall
MATCHDAY 8
Rockridge Phoenix 2-0 Kingsgrove
Twin Saints 1-2 Guilder
Northern Union 0-0 AFC Westpike
Southern Star 4-0 Rozelle Archers
Northern Stallions 1-1 Fiana Cove
Rozelle 0-1 Endeavour Brenecia
North Hall 0-1 Premier Rozelle
Marque 0-0 Snowden Capitalizt
MATCHDAY 9
Kingsgrove 3-0 Twin Saints
Rockridge Phoenix 0-5 Northern Union
Guilder 0-3 Southern Star
AFC Westpike 0-2 Northern Stallions
Rozelle Archers 1-6 Rozelle
Fiana Cove 0-2 North Hall
Endeavour Brenecia 2-3 Marque
Premier Rozelle 4-0 Snowden Capitalizt
MATCHDAY 10
Northern Union 1-1 Kingsgrove
Southern Star 4-0 Twin Saints
Northern Stallions 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Rozelle 4-1 Guilder
North Hall 2-2 AFC Westpike
Marque 0-2 Rozelle Archers
Snowden Capitalizt 0-2 Fiana Cove
Premier Rozelle 1-0 Endeavour Brenecia
MATCHDAY 11
Kingsgrove 0-0 Southern Star
Northern Union 1-0 Northern Stallions
Twin Saints 0-6 Rozelle
Rockridge Phoenix 1-0 North Hall
Guilder 0-0 Marque
AFC Westpike 0-1 Snowden Capitalizt
Rozelle Archers 2-0 Premier Rozelle
Fiana Cove 0-1 Endeavour Brenecia
MATCHDAY 12
Northern Stallions 4-3 Kingsgrove
Rozelle 2-3 Southern Star
North Hall 2-0 Northern Union
Marque 2-0 Twin Saints
Snowden Capitalizt 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Premier Rozelle 1-0 Guilder
Endeavour Brenecia 1-2 AFC Westpike
Fiana Cove 1-1 Rozelle Archers
MATCHDAY 13
Kingsgrove 1-0 Rozelle
Northern Stallions 3-1 North Hall
Southern Star 1-1 Marque
Northern Union 2-0 Snowden Capitalizt
Twin Saints 0-6 Premier Rozelle
Rockridge Phoenix 0-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Guilder 1-0 Fiana Cove
AFC Westpike 1-1 Rozelle Archers
MATCHDAY 14
North Hall 3-3 Kingsgrove
Marque 1-8 Rozelle
Snowden Capitalizt 0-6 Northern Stallions
Premier Rozelle 2-2 Southern Star
Endeavour Brenecia 0-1 Northern Union
Fiana Cove 2-1 Twin Saints
Rozelle Archers 1-2 Rockridge Phoenix
AFC Westpike 2-1 Guilder
MATCHDAY 15
Kingsgrove 1-2 Marque
North Hall 3-0 Snowden Capitalizt
Rozelle 8-3 Premier Rozelle
Northern Stallions 6-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Southern Star 4-0 Fiana Cove
Northern Union 3-0 Rozelle Archers
Twin Saints 0-2 AFC Westpike
Rockridge Phoenix 0-1 Guilder

MATCHDAY 1
Coppersmith 1-0 Royal Westpike
Pikemouth 1-1 Gallant Cross
Francisca Orient 0-3 Falkner United
Rosbank Town 5-1 Stourhead
Rozelle Alliance 1-2 AFC Swanbridge
Randwick Town 1-1 FC Solidarity Falkner
Proudcastle 1-1 Finbar Stalwarts
AFC Swayback 1-2 Lotus Park
MATCHDAY 2
Gallant Cross 3-0 Coppersmith
Falkner United 0-0 Royal Westpike
Stourhead 0-3 Pikemouth
AFC Swanbridge 2-0 Francisca Orient
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-0 Rosbank Town
Finbar Stalwarts 1-1 Rozelle Alliance
Lotus Park 2-1 Randwick Town
AFC Swayback 2-1 Proudcastle
MATCHDAY 3
Coppersmith 1-3 Falkner United
Gallant Cross 4-0 Stourhead
Royal Westpike 10-0 AFC Swanbridge
Pikemouth 0-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Francisca Orient 0-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Rosbank Town 0-3 Lotus Park
Rozelle Alliance 1-4 AFC Swayback
Randwick Town 0-2 Proudcastle
MATCHDAY 4
Stourhead 2-1 Coppersmith
AFC Swanbridge 2-4 Falkner United
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-2 Gallant Cross
Finbar Stalwarts 1-5 Royal Westpike
Lotus Park 3-0 Pikemouth
AFC Swayback 1-0 Francisca Orient
Proudcastle 2-0 Rosbank Town
Randwick Town 2-1 Rozelle Alliance
MATCHDAY 5
Coppersmith 1-2 AFC Swanbridge
Stourhead 0-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Falkner United 3-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Gallant Cross 3-0 Lotus Park
Royal Westpike 3-0 AFC Swayback
Pikemouth 1-0 Proudcastle
Francisca Orient 1-1 Randwick Town
Rosbank Town 6-0 Rozelle Alliance
MATCHDAY 6
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-2 Coppersmith
Finbar Stalwarts 0-1 AFC Swanbridge
Lotus Park 7-1 Stourhead
AFC Swayback 1-2 Falkner United
Proudcastle 0-1 Gallant Cross
Randwick Town 2-3 Royal Westpike
Rozelle Alliance 1-1 Pikemouth
Rosbank Town 0-0 Francisca Orient
MATCHDAY 7
Coppersmith 1-0 Finbar Stalwarts
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-2 Lotus Park
AFC Swanbridge 1-0 AFC Swayback
Stourhead 0-1 Proudcastle
Falkner United 4-0 Randwick Town
Gallant Cross 1-2 Rozelle Alliance
Royal Westpike 3-0 Rosbank Town
Pikemouth 2-0 Francisca Orient
MATCHDAY 8
Lotus Park 1-0 Coppersmith
AFC Swayback 0-2 Finbar Stalwarts
Proudcastle 2-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Randwick Town 2-2 AFC Swanbridge
Rozelle Alliance 2-1 Stourhead
Rosbank Town 1-2 Falkner United
Francisca Orient 1-1 Gallant Cross
Pikemouth 1-1 Royal Westpike
MATCHDAY 9
Coppersmith 0-1 AFC Swayback
Lotus Park 0-1 Proudcastle
Finbar Stalwarts 1-1 Randwick Town
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-6 Rozelle Alliance
AFC Swanbridge 2-0 Rosbank Town
Stourhead 1-5 Francisca Orient
Falkner United 5-2 Pikemouth
Gallant Cross 1-1 Royal Westpike
MATCHDAY 10
Proudcastle 0-1 Coppersmith
Randwick Town 2-2 AFC Swayback
Rozelle Alliance 0-3 Lotus Park
Rosbank Town 1-2 Finbar Stalwarts
Francisca Orient 0-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Pikemouth 1-2 AFC Swanbridge
Royal Westpike 3-0 Stourhead
Gallant Cross 1-4 Falkner United
MATCHDAY 11
Coppersmith 0-0 Randwick Town
Proudcastle 1-0 Rozelle Alliance
AFC Swayback 0-8 Rosbank Town
Lotus Park 2-2 Francisca Orient
Finbar Stalwarts 1-1 Pikemouth
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-1 Royal Westpike
AFC Swanbridge 1-0 Gallant Cross
Stourhead 2-1 Falkner United
MATCHDAY 12
Rozelle Alliance 1-1 Coppersmith
Rosbank Town 2-0 Randwick Town
Francisca Orient 0-2 Proudcastle
Pikemouth 1-1 AFC Swayback
Royal Westpike 2-1 Lotus Park
Gallant Cross 1-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Falkner United 0-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Stourhead 1-2 AFC Swanbridge
MATCHDAY 13
Coppersmith 0-0 Rosbank Town
Rozelle Alliance 6-0 Francisca Orient
Randwick Town 1-1 Pikemouth
Proudcastle 1-0 Royal Westpike
AFC Swayback 1-1 Gallant Cross
Lotus Park 5-2 Falkner United
Finbar Stalwarts 0-0 Stourhead
FC Solidarity Falkner 3-0 AFC Swanbridge
MATCHDAY 14
Francisca Orient 1-1 Coppersmith
Pikemouth 1-0 Rosbank Town
Royal Westpike 1-0 Rozelle Alliance
Gallant Cross 7-0 Randwick Town
Falkner United 3-1 Proudcastle
Stourhead 2-1 AFC Swayback
AFC Swanbridge 1-7 Lotus Park
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-0 Finbar Stalwarts
MATCHDAY 15
Coppersmith 1-2 Pikemouth
Francisca Orient 1-2 Royal Westpike
Rosbank Town 1-1 Gallant Cross
Rozelle Alliance 4-2 Falkner United
Randwick Town 1-0 Stourhead
Proudcastle 2-0 AFC Swanbridge
AFC Swayback 1-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Lotus Park 2-2 Finbar Stalwarts

86th minute. 86 minutes of siege warfare, a strong North Hall hammering on Brian Merson’s door. Merson’s had a good career at good clubs. He shouldn’t be reduced to this. But he’s kept it down to one goal for Hall thus far, just the one.

A hopeful long throw. Genevre Harker with a proper shot put motion. Wladmir Imilić just about gets a head on it, altering the trajectory just enough to glance it past Cairbre Dundalk. Twin Saints have their first point of the season in the newly-minted IPH A-League. North Hall lament two points lost.

Three weeks past, Rozelle Archers’ decline is symbolised by failing to beat Twin Saints. Seven rounds in and the Twins are the kind of team you could be sacked for not thumping conclusively enough. But the next result’s right around the corner… right?

They’re beaten by Guilder, already having the look of a six-pointer; then the big hitters come to town. Kingsgrove win 3-0, Star win 4-0, Rozelle ventilate them 6-0. A mere 2-0 defeat to Marque feels like a rest cure, and maybe even a turn around the corner (Marque are a fortnight away from being massacred 8-1 by Rozelle). Then they’re slaughtered 6-0 by Premier Rozelle (who are now a fortnight away from being massacred 8-3 by Rozelle). Fiana Cove and AFC Westpike complete the round, and the Twins haven’t won a game.

They aren’t the only bad team in the league. Sure, they’ve scored six goals in 15 games, conceded 42, earned just two points and a sheaf of comparisons to the infamous three-point season Southern Star had. It could be a banner year for Southern Star. Not only are they on course to win the league, three points ahead of all-conquering Rozelle and their frankly sickening goal tally, but their record godawful season might just be in line to be beaten. Well, ‘beaten’ doesn’t sound like the right word for anything in Twin Saints’ season. ‘Undercut’, perhaps.

It’s a mercy to Snowden Capitalizt. Under normal circumstances, they’d be a laughing stock for their mere eight-goal tally at this point. But by comparison? Archers, meanwhile, are in the bottom two only by dint of failing to put Twins away. Painful.

A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P  W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Southern Star 15 10 4 1 38 13 +25 34
2 Rozelle 15 10 1 4 49 16 +33 31
3 Northern Union 15 9 4 2 25 8 +17 31
4 Northern Stallions 15 9 1 5 32 14 +18 28
5 North Hall 15 8 3 4 25 16 +9 27
6 Kingsgrove 15 7 5 3 29 18 +11 26
7 Marque 15 7 5 3 19 18 +1 26
8 Premier Rozelle 15 7 3 5 23 21 +2 24
9 Rockridge Phoenix 15 5 3 7 13 20 -7 18
10 Guilder 15 4 4 7 17 22 -5 16
11 Endeavour Brenecia 15 4 3 8 21 26 -5 15
12 Fiana Cove 15 4 3 8 13 26 -13 15
13 Snowden Capitalizt 15 4 3 8 8 27 -19 15
14 AFC Westpike 15 3 4 8 13 23 -10 13
15 Rozelle Archers 15 3 4 8 11 32 -21 13
16 Twin Saints 15 0 2 13 6 42 -36 2

B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                        P  W  D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Lotus Park 15 10 2 3 40 17 +23 32
2 Falkner United 15 10 2 3 38 20 +18 32
3 Royal Westpike 15 9 4 2 35 10 +25 31
4 Proudcastle 15 9 1 5 17 9 +8 28
5 AFC Swanbridge 15 9 1 5 20 32 -12 28
6 Gallant Cross 15 7 5 3 28 13 +15 26
7 Pikemouth 15 5 7 3 18 17 +1 22
8 Rozelle Alliance 15 5 3 7 26 26 +0 18
9 AFC Swayback 15 5 3 7 16 26 -10 18
10 Rosbank Town 15 4 4 7 24 17 +7 16
11 Coppersmith 15 4 4 7 11 16 -5 16
12 Finbar Stalwarts 15 2 7 6 11 19 -8 13
13 FC Solidarity Falkner 15 2 7 6 8 17 -9 13
14 Randwick Town 15 2 7 6 14 29 -15 13
15 Stourhead 15 3 2 10 11 36 -25 11
16 Francisca Orient 15 1 7 7 11 24 -13 10


MATCHDAY 16
Snowden Capitalizt 3-1 Kingsgrove
Premier Rozelle 3-0 Marque
Endeavour Brenecia 0-1 North Hall
Fiana Cove 2-2 Rozelle
Rozelle Archers 0-1 Northern Stallions
AFC Westpike 3-2 Southern Star
Guilder 0-2 Northern Union
Rockridge Phoenix 5-0 Twin Saints
MATCHDAY 17
Kingsgrove 4-0 Premier Rozelle
Snowden Capitalizt 2-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Marque 2-1 Fiana Cove
North Hall 2-2 Rozelle Archers
Rozelle 4-1 AFC Westpike
Northern Stallions 4-1 Guilder
Southern Star 3-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Northern Union 5-1 Twin Saints
MATCHDAY 18
Endeavour Brenecia 1-1 Kingsgrove
Fiana Cove 0-2 Premier Rozelle
Rozelle Archers 0-0 Snowden Capitalizt
AFC Westpike 0-2 Marque
Guilder 1-2 North Hall
Rockridge Phoenix 2-2 Rozelle
Twin Saints 1-1 Northern Stallions
Northern Union 1-1 Southern Star
MATCHDAY 19
Kingsgrove 1-1 Fiana Cove
Endeavour Brenecia 1-0 Rozelle Archers
Premier Rozelle 2-2 AFC Westpike
Snowden Capitalizt 2-1 Guilder
Marque 1-1 Rockridge Phoenix
North Hall 3-0 Twin Saints
Rozelle 2-1 Northern Union
Northern Stallions 1-3 Southern Star
MATCHDAY 20
Rozelle Archers 1-8 Kingsgrove
AFC Westpike 1-0 Fiana Cove
Guilder 2-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Premier Rozelle
Twin Saints 1-1 Snowden Capitalizt
Northern Union 1-2 Marque
Southern Star 1-2 North Hall
Northern Stallions 1-0 Rozelle
MATCHDAY 21
Kingsgrove 2-1 AFC Westpike
Rozelle Archers 4-1 Guilder
Fiana Cove 3-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Endeavour Brenecia 3-0 Twin Saints
Premier Rozelle 0-3 Northern Union
Snowden Capitalizt 1-0 Southern Star
Marque 0-1 Northern Stallions
North Hall 1-1 Rozelle
MATCHDAY 22
Guilder 0-3 Kingsgrove
Rockridge Phoenix 1-0 AFC Westpike
Twin Saints 1-3 Rozelle Archers
Northern Union 3-0 Fiana Cove
Southern Star 1-2 Endeavour Brenecia
Northern Stallions 3-1 Premier Rozelle
Rozelle 3-0 Snowden Capitalizt
North Hall 1-0 Marque
MATCHDAY 23
Kingsgrove 1-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Guilder 1-1 Twin Saints
AFC Westpike 0-1 Northern Union
Rozelle Archers 1-1 Southern Star
Fiana Cove 3-2 Northern Stallions
Endeavour Brenecia 1-0 Rozelle
Premier Rozelle 0-3 North Hall
Snowden Capitalizt 4-2 Marque
MATCHDAY 24
Twin Saints 2-1 Kingsgrove
Northern Union 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Southern Star 3-0 Guilder
Northern Stallions 1-1 AFC Westpike
Rozelle 2-2 Rozelle Archers
North Hall 4-2 Fiana Cove
Marque 2-2 Endeavour Brenecia
Snowden Capitalizt 1-1 Premier Rozelle
MATCHDAY 25
Kingsgrove 2-1 Northern Union
Twin Saints 0-2 Southern Star
Rockridge Phoenix 1-0 Northern Stallions
Guilder 0-0 Rozelle
AFC Westpike 0-3 North Hall
Rozelle Archers 1-0 Marque
Fiana Cove 1-2 Snowden Capitalizt
Endeavour Brenecia 3-0 Premier Rozelle
MATCHDAY 26
Southern Star 1-1 Kingsgrove
Northern Stallions 1-0 Northern Union
Rozelle 6-0 Twin Saints
North Hall 1-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Marque 3-0 Guilder
Snowden Capitalizt 0-2 AFC Westpike
Premier Rozelle 0-1 Rozelle Archers
Endeavour Brenecia 1-0 Fiana Cove
MATCHDAY 27
Kingsgrove 2-1 Northern Stallions
Southern Star 2-1 Rozelle
Northern Union 0-3 North Hall
Twin Saints 0-2 Marque
Rockridge Phoenix 6-0 Snowden Capitalizt
Guilder 1-1 Premier Rozelle
AFC Westpike 5-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Rozelle Archers 0-0 Fiana Cove
MATCHDAY 28
Rozelle 1-3 Kingsgrove
North Hall 1-0 Northern Stallions
Marque 0-1 Southern Star
Snowden Capitalizt 0-2 Northern Union
Premier Rozelle 1-2 Twin Saints
Endeavour Brenecia 2-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Fiana Cove 0-1 Guilder
Rozelle Archers 2-3 AFC Westpike
MATCHDAY 29
Kingsgrove 1-2 North Hall
Rozelle 2-0 Marque
Northern Stallions 0-0 Snowden Capitalizt
Southern Star 3-1 Premier Rozelle
Northern Union 5-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Twin Saints 2-3 Fiana Cove
Rockridge Phoenix 1-0 Rozelle Archers
Guilder 0-1 AFC Westpike

MATCHDAY 16
Royal Westpike 1-4 Coppersmith
Gallant Cross 1-1 Pikemouth
Falkner United 2-1 Francisca Orient
Stourhead 0-1 Rosbank Town
AFC Swanbridge 1-2 Rozelle Alliance
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-1 Randwick Town
Finbar Stalwarts 1-0 Proudcastle
Lotus Park 5-0 AFC Swayback
MATCHDAY 17
Coppersmith 0-1 Gallant Cross
Royal Westpike 2-0 Falkner United
Pikemouth 2-1 Stourhead
Francisca Orient 2-0 AFC Swanbridge
Rosbank Town 3-1 FC Solidarity Falkner
Rozelle Alliance 1-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Randwick Town 2-4 Lotus Park
Proudcastle 1-0 AFC Swayback
MATCHDAY 18
Falkner United 1-0 Coppersmith
Stourhead 1-4 Gallant Cross
AFC Swanbridge 0-6 Royal Westpike
FC Solidarity Falkner 3-1 Pikemouth
Finbar Stalwarts 1-1 Francisca Orient
Lotus Park 1-2 Rosbank Town
AFC Swayback 0-1 Rozelle Alliance
Proudcastle 1-0 Randwick Town
MATCHDAY 19
Coppersmith 4-0 Stourhead
Falkner United 9-1 AFC Swanbridge
Gallant Cross 2-1 FC Solidarity Falkner
Royal Westpike 1-2 Finbar Stalwarts
Pikemouth 0-1 Lotus Park
Francisca Orient 3-2 AFC Swayback
Rosbank Town 1-2 Proudcastle
Rozelle Alliance 0-2 Randwick Town
MATCHDAY 20
AFC Swanbridge 1-0 Coppersmith
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-0 Stourhead
Finbar Stalwarts 1-1 Falkner United
Lotus Park 0-3 Gallant Cross
AFC Swayback 1-2 Royal Westpike
Proudcastle 2-0 Pikemouth
Randwick Town 2-0 Francisca Orient
Rozelle Alliance 1-1 Rosbank Town
MATCHDAY 21
Coppersmith 1-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
AFC Swanbridge 1-3 Finbar Stalwarts
Stourhead 2-1 Lotus Park
Falkner United 3-0 AFC Swayback
Gallant Cross 2-0 Proudcastle
Royal Westpike 2-0 Randwick Town
Pikemouth 4-1 Rozelle Alliance
Francisca Orient 2-3 Rosbank Town
MATCHDAY 22
Finbar Stalwarts 3-0 Coppersmith
Lotus Park 1-1 FC Solidarity Falkner
AFC Swayback 0-0 AFC Swanbridge
Proudcastle 0-2 Stourhead
Randwick Town 1-4 Falkner United
Rozelle Alliance 3-2 Gallant Cross
Rosbank Town 1-3 Royal Westpike
Francisca Orient 1-2 Pikemouth
MATCHDAY 23
Coppersmith 1-2 Lotus Park
Finbar Stalwarts 1-0 AFC Swayback
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-1 Proudcastle
AFC Swanbridge 0-1 Randwick Town
Stourhead 1-3 Rozelle Alliance
Falkner United 6-0 Rosbank Town
Gallant Cross 3-1 Francisca Orient
Royal Westpike 2-3 Pikemouth
MATCHDAY 24
AFC Swayback 1-1 Coppersmith
Proudcastle 1-1 Lotus Park
Randwick Town 2-0 Finbar Stalwarts
Rozelle Alliance 1-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Rosbank Town 1-1 AFC Swanbridge
Francisca Orient 1-1 Stourhead
Pikemouth 2-3 Falkner United
Royal Westpike 3-2 Gallant Cross
MATCHDAY 25
Coppersmith 2-0 Proudcastle
AFC Swayback 3-1 Randwick Town
Lotus Park 4-1 Rozelle Alliance
Finbar Stalwarts 2-0 Rosbank Town
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-1 Francisca Orient
AFC Swanbridge 3-2 Pikemouth
Stourhead 0-2 Royal Westpike
Falkner United 1-2 Gallant Cross
MATCHDAY 26
Randwick Town 0-2 Coppersmith
Rozelle Alliance 0-1 Proudcastle
Rosbank Town 3-0 AFC Swayback
Francisca Orient 1-1 Lotus Park
Pikemouth 0-2 Finbar Stalwarts
Royal Westpike 3-1 FC Solidarity Falkner
Gallant Cross 10-1 AFC Swanbridge
Falkner United 1-1 Stourhead
MATCHDAY 27
Coppersmith 0-0 Rozelle Alliance
Randwick Town 0-3 Rosbank Town
Proudcastle 1-0 Francisca Orient
AFC Swayback 0-1 Pikemouth
Lotus Park 1-0 Royal Westpike
Finbar Stalwarts 0-1 Gallant Cross
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-2 Falkner United
AFC Swanbridge 1-1 Stourhead
MATCHDAY 28
Rosbank Town 2-2 Coppersmith
Francisca Orient 2-1 Rozelle Alliance
Pikemouth 2-0 Randwick Town
Royal Westpike 0-0 Proudcastle
Gallant Cross 5-0 AFC Swayback
Falkner United 2-0 Lotus Park
Stourhead 1-5 Finbar Stalwarts
AFC Swanbridge 2-1 FC Solidarity Falkner
MATCHDAY 29
Coppersmith 1-2 Francisca Orient
Rosbank Town 1-1 Pikemouth
Rozelle Alliance 2-2 Royal Westpike
Randwick Town 1-1 Gallant Cross
Proudcastle 1-4 Falkner United
AFC Swayback 1-2 Stourhead
Lotus Park 4-1 AFC Swanbridge
Finbar Stalwarts 0-0 FC Solidarity Falkner

The Twins scrape together a few draws, enough to escape the levels of pure infamy, and enough to give Star a bad time. But that win remains elusive, and nobody expects them to get it against a truly big side.

We should all have known it was going to be Kingsgrove. Nobody else in the league has that little dawg.

It isn’t the start of any big turnaround, for either side. Kingsgrove - who had, in fairness, been resting almost all their best players - go ahead and beat Union the very next round, while Twins pick up only a single win more, against Premier Rozelle, before slumping into the B-League. Sorry, the IPH B-League. All the promoted sides secure safety with games to spare, a happy little bloc of 9th-through-11th place, 37-through-38 points, nestling all three of them.

Somewhere in it all, North Hall, despite not taking six points from the Twins, secure the title with a game to spare. In an unexceptional field at the top, they’ve been the most consistent, tough all across the pitch and well-marshalled by Charles Hunter, a manager who has built a traditionally tough Hall unit but also one with some bite at the sharp end, which has in prior years proven elusive. Michael Cole’s twenty goals have made the difference, on that solid platform. Union, meanwhile, are third, though it’s one of those years where they are at least doing the coefficient proud, taking home the Associations Trophy. Rozelle, despite their many war crimes, are mired in 4th.

Anyway, going into the final matchday, all that’s left to sort out is if Guilder can escape the drpo. They’ll need to beat Rockridge Phoenix, and hope that Fiana Cove can’t beat the champions. Can they manage it?

A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 North Hall 29 19 6 4 54 25 +29 63
2 Southern Star 29 17 7 5 62 28 +34 58

3 Northern Union 29 17 5 7 52 21 +31 56
4 Rozelle 29 15 6 8 75 32 +43 51
5 Kingsgrove 29 14 9 6 60 34 +26 51

6 Northern Stallions 29 15 4 10 49 28 +21 49
7 Marque 29 12 7 10 35 36 -1 43
8 Rockridge Phoenix 29 10 8 11 37 36 +1 38
9 Endeavour Brenecia 29 11 5 13 39 46 -7 38
10 Snowden Capitalizt 29 10 7 12 24 47 -23 37
11 Premier Rozelle 29 9 7 13 36 48 -12 34
12 AFC Westpike 29 9 6 14 33 44 -11 33
13 Rozelle Archers 29 7 9 13 28 53 -25 30
14 Fiana Cove 29 7 6 16 29 51 -22 27
15 Guilder 29 6 7 16 26 48 -22 25
16 Twin Saints 29 2 5 22 17 79 -62 11

B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Falkner United 29 20 4 5 77 32 +45 64
2 Gallant Cross 29 17 7 5 67 26 +41 58

3 Royal Westpike 29 17 6 6 64 27 +37 57
4 Lotus Park 29 17 5 7 66 34 +32 56
5 Proudcastle 29 16 3 10 28 22 +6 51
6 Pikemouth 29 11 9 9 39 38 +1 42
7 Finbar Stalwarts 29 10 10 9 32 28 +4 40
8 AFC Swanbridge 29 12 4 13 33 74 -41 40
9 Rozelle Alliance 29 11 6 12 43 46 -3 39
10 Rosbank Town 29 10 8 11 46 39 +7 38
11 Coppersmith 29 9 7 13 29 30 -1 34
12 Francisca Orient 29 6 10 13 29 44 -15 28
13 Randwick Town 29 6 9 14 27 52 -25 27
14 AFC Swayback 29 6 5 18 24 55 -31 23
15 Stourhead 29 6 5 18 24 63 -39 23
16 FC Solidarity Falkner 29 4 10 15 18 36 -18 22


FINAL DAY (A-LEAGUE)
Marque 0-1 Kingsgrove
Snowden Capitalizt 0-1 North Hall
Premier Rozelle 0-5 Rozelle
Endeavour Brenecia 1-1 Northern Stallions
Fiana Cove 4-0 Southern Star
Rozelle Archers 1-1 Northern Union
AFC Westpike 2-1 Twin Saints
Guilder 0-0 Rockridge Phoenix

FINAL DAY (B-LEAGUE}
Pikemouth 3-1 Coppersmith
Royal Westpike 1-0 Francisca Orient
Gallant Cross 1-1 Rosbank Town
Falkner United 2-5 Rozelle Alliance
Stourhead 1-1 Randwick Town
AFC Swanbridge 0-1 Proudcastle
FC Solidarity Falkner 2-1 AFC Swayback
Finbar Stalwarts 0-4 Lotus Park

No.

It wouldn’t matter if they had. Even if Guilder 0-0 Rockridge Phoenix hadn’t been one of the most constipated, excruciating ninety minutes of football in the whole international scene this cycle, the hosts clearly afraid of their own shadow, Fiana Cove go on an utterly manic tear to shred Star 4-0. 4-0! A team throwing their Euran blood diamonds at pretty much anyone who will deign to step down a level eviscerate a side who need a win to stay in the Champions League. And somehow, that doesn’t even matter, as Rozelle Archers’ Chromatik striker Dima Camille converts a last-minute dying header to deny Northern Union the top two.

So, can Cove take that manic energy into the playoff, and demolish Royal Westpike?

RELEGATION PLAYOFFS
CvD
Brackford Rovers 0-0 Alnwick Glade (0-0 AET, 5-4 pens)

BvC
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-0 Southrons-Errant (1-0 AET)

AvB
Fiana Cove 1-1 Royal Westpike (1-2 AET)

Also no.

PACARIZ CUP
First Round
Otter Ferry 4-3 Southrons-Errant (4-3 agg)
Scaffield 1-1 Premier Rozelle (1-2 AET, 1-2 agg)
Stonewash Town 0-2 Brackford Rovers (0-2 agg)
Finbar Stalwarts 1-0 Stourhead (1-0 agg)
Ridgeway FC 0-8 Marque (0-8 agg)
Northern Union 6-0 Francisca Orient (6-0 agg)
Rockridge Phoenix 1-0 Pikemouth (1-0 agg)
Falkner United 0-0 Snowden Capitalizt (0-1 AET, 0-1 agg)
Southern Star 7-5 Hall Spitfires (7-5 agg)
Spearcove Mariners 1-4 Rozelle (1-4 agg)
FC Solidarity Falkner 5-0 AFC Conomore (5-0 agg)
Chrysler Town 1-3 Rozelle Archers (1-3 agg)
Credence Scarlets 0-5 Fiana Cove (0-5 agg)
Chandlerville 1-2 Mount Roland (1-2 agg)
Townsend Raiders 0-6 AFC Swanbridge (0-6 agg)
St. Alexander 0-2 Guilder (0-2 agg)
Shaleport Rangers 0-0 Suttonstrand FC (0-1 AET, 0-1 agg)
Chafford Saracens 0-3 Kingsgrove (0-3 agg)
North Hall 2-0 Platwood (2-0 agg)
Rosbank Town 4-1 Randwick Town (4-1 agg)
Northern Stallions 2-2 Razorback Hill (2-3 AET, 2-3 agg)
Falkner Crescent 0-5 AFC Westpike (0-5 agg)
Lastcreek Ramblers 0-1 Fentonbridge (0-1 agg)
Royal Westpike 2-2 Marque Leichiai (5-3 AET, 5-3 agg)
Coppersmith 8-1 Hawk Reach (8-1 agg)
Rozelle Alliance 6-0 Alnwick Glade (6-0 agg)
Glendower River 0-4 AFC Swayback (0-4 agg)
Endeavour Brenecia 4-0 Kearney Township (4-0 agg)
Gallant Cross 7-0 Charnwood (7-0 agg)
Southside Wanderers 0-1 Chafford (0-1 agg)
Sharrow 1-4 Twin Saints (1-4 agg)
Proudcastle 0-1 Lotus Park (0-1 agg)

Second Round
Otter Ferry 1-3 Premier Rozelle (1-3 agg)
Brackford Rovers 0-5 Finbar Stalwarts (0-5 agg)
Marque 0-1 Northern Union (0-1 agg)
Rockridge Phoenix 2-2 Snowden Capitalizt (2-3 AET, 2-3 agg)
Southern Star 0-1 Rozelle (0-1 agg)
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-4 Rozelle Archers (0-4 agg)
Fiana Cove 2-0 Mount Roland (2-0 agg)
AFC Swanbridge 2-2 Guilder (2-2 AET, 2-2 agg, 2-1 PKs)
Suttonstrand FC 1-3 Kingsgrove (1-3 agg)
North Hall 7-1 Rosbank Town (7-1 agg)
Razorback Hill 1-3 AFC Westpike (1-3 agg)
Fentonbridge 2-2 Royal Westpike (2-3 AET, 2-3 agg)
Coppersmith 1-1 Rozelle Alliance (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 2-0 PKs)
AFC Swayback 3-2 Endeavour Brenecia (3-2 agg)
Gallant Cross 2-0 Chafford (2-0 agg)
Twin Saints 2-1 Lotus Park (2-1 agg)

Third Round
Premier Rozelle 1-1 Finbar Stalwarts (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 3-0 PKs)
Northern Union 1-1 Snowden Capitalizt (1-2 AET, 1-2 agg)
Rozelle 1-2 Rozelle Archers (1-2 agg)
Fiana Cove 1-2 AFC Swanbridge (1-2 agg)
Kingsgrove 0-2 North Hall (0-2 agg)
AFC Westpike 3-1 Royal Westpike (3-1 agg)
Coppersmith 3-2 AFC Swayback (3-2 agg)
Gallant Cross 0-0 Twin Saints (0-1 AET, 0-1 agg)


Quarterfinals
Premier Rozelle 1-1 Snowden Capitalizt
Snowden Capitalizt 1-0 Premier Rozelle
Snowden Capitalizt win 2-1 on aggregate.

Rozelle Archers 4-0 AFC Swanbridge
AFC Swanbridge 2-2 Rozelle Archers
Rozelle Archers win 6-2 on aggregate.

North Hall 0-1 AFC Westpike
AFC Westpike 0-0 North Hall
North Hall win 1-0 on aggregate.

Coppersmith 0-2 Twin Saints
Twin Saints 4-0 Coppersmith
Twin Saints win 6-0 on aggregate.

Semifinals
Snowden Capitalizt 1-1 Rozelle Archers
Rozelle Archers 1-0 Snowden Capitalizt
Rozelle Archers win 2-1 on aggregate.

AFC Westpike 3-0 Twin Saints
Twin Saints 0-2 AFC Westpike
AFC Westpike win 5-0 on aggregate.

Grand Final
Rozelle Archers 0-1 AFC Westpike

A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 North Hall 30 20 6 4 55 25 +30 66
2 Southern Star 30 17 7 6 62 32 +30 58

3 Northern Union 30 17 6 7 53 22 +31 57
4 Rozelle 30 16 6 8 80 32 +48 54
5 Kingsgrove 30 15 9 6 61 34 +27 54

6 Northern Stallions 30 15 5 10 50 29 +21 50
7 Marque 30 12 7 11 35 37 -2 43
8 Rockridge Phoenix 30 10 9 11 37 36 +1 39
9 Endeavour Brenecia 30 11 6 13 40 47 -7 39
10 Snowden Capitalizt 30 10 7 13 24 48 -24 37
11 AFC Westpike 30 10 6 14 35 45 -10 36
12 Premier Rozelle 30 9 7 14 36 53 -17 34
13 Rozelle Archers 30 7 10 13 29 54 -25 31
14 Fiana Cove 30 8 6 16 33 51 -18 30
15 Guilder 30 6 8 16 26 48 -22 26
16 Twin Saints 30 2 5 23 18 81 -63 11

B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Falkner United 30 20 4 6 79 37 +42 64
2 Royal Westpike 30 18 6 6 65 27 +38 60
3 Gallant Cross 30 17 8 5 68 27 +41 59

4 Lotus Park 30 18 5 7 70 34 +36 59
5 Proudcastle 30 17 3 10 29 22 +7 54
6 Pikemouth 30 12 9 9 42 39 +3 45
7 Rozelle Alliance 30 12 6 12 48 48 +0 42
8 Finbar Stalwarts 30 10 10 10 32 32 +0 40
9 AFC Swanbridge 30 12 4 14 33 75 -42 40
10 Rosbank Town 30 10 9 11 47 40 +7 39
11 Coppersmith 30 9 7 14 30 33 -3 34
12 Francisca Orient 30 6 10 14 29 45 -16 28
13 Randwick Town 30 6 10 14 28 53 -25 28
14 FC Solidarity Falkner 30 5 10 15 20 37 -17 25
15 Stourhead 30 6 6 18 25 64 -39 24
16 AFC Swayback 30 6 5 19 25 57 -32 23

C-LEAGUE
Pos Team                   P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Otter Ferry 30 21 7 2 88 19 +69 70
2 Stonewash Town 30 22 4 4 60 22 +38 70

3 Southrons-Errant 30 19 6 5 65 30 +35 63
4 Chafford 30 19 6 5 46 22 +24 63
5 Scaffield 30 14 9 7 46 28 +18 51
6 Sharrow 30 16 3 11 54 38 +16 51
7 Chrysler Town 30 11 10 9 45 45 +0 43
8 Marque Leichiai 30 12 6 12 48 54 -6 42
9 St. Alexander 30 10 9 11 38 44 -6 39
10 Mount Roland 30 10 7 13 23 30 -7 37
11 Fentonbridge 30 7 7 16 24 39 -15 28
12 Hall Spitfires 30 8 4 18 32 55 -23 28
13 Razorback Hill 30 7 5 18 23 45 -22 26
14 Brackford Rovers 30 7 2 21 28 62 -34 23
15 Townsend Raiders 30 4 7 19 27 72 -45 19
16 Suttonstrand FC 30 3 8 19 28 70 -42 17

D-LEAGUE
Pos Team                      P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Credence Scarlets 30 21 5 4 62 29 +33 68
2 Chafford Saracens 30 18 8 4 59 25 +34 62

3 Alnwick Glade 30 17 8 5 49 23 +26 59
4 Shaleport Rangers 30 18 4 8 58 21 +37 58
5 Glendower River 30 17 6 7 62 41 +21 57
6 Hawk Reach 30 15 6 9 42 29 +13 51
7 Platwood 30 15 4 11 38 40 -2 49
8 AFC Conomore 30 13 5 12 35 30 +5 44
9 Spearcove Mariners 30 12 7 11 39 43 -4 43
10 Falkner Crescent 30 12 5 13 42 49 -7 41
11 Ridgeway FC 30 9 6 15 42 54 -12 33
12 Kearney Township 30 8 6 16 27 49 -22 30
13 Lastcreek Ramblers 30 7 5 18 32 54 -22 26
14 Chandlerville 30 5 6 19 19 53 -34 21
15 Southside Wanderers 30 4 5 21 14 46 -32 17
16 Charnwood 30 3 6 21 32 66 -34 15
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MATCHDAY 1
Kingsgrove 2-0 Gallant Cross
Marque 2-1 Royal Westpike
North Hall 3-0 Falkner United
Rozelle 0-1 Snowden Ravens
Northern Stallions 0-1 Premier Rozelle
Southern Star 1-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Northern Union 4-0 Rozelle Archers
Rockridge Phoenix 0-1 AFC Westpike
MATCHDAY 2
Royal Westpike 1-3 Kingsgrove
Falkner United 0-2 Gallant Cross
Snowden Ravens 0-3 Marque
Premier Rozelle 1-2 North Hall
Endeavour Brenecia 2-4 Rozelle
Rozelle Archers 1-1 Northern Stallions
AFC Westpike 1-5 Southern Star
Rockridge Phoenix 0-1 Northern Union
MATCHDAY 3
Kingsgrove 2-2 Falkner United
Royal Westpike 0-2 Snowden Ravens
Gallant Cross 4-4 Premier Rozelle
Marque 1-0 Endeavour Brenecia
North Hall 2-1 Rozelle Archers
Rozelle 1-1 AFC Westpike
Northern Stallions 0-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Southern Star 2-1 Northern Union
MATCHDAY 4
Snowden Ravens 2-2 Kingsgrove
Premier Rozelle 0-1 Falkner United
Endeavour Brenecia 1-1 Royal Westpike
Rozelle Archers 1-3 Gallant Cross
AFC Westpike 0-1 Marque
Rockridge Phoenix 0-0 North Hall
Northern Union 1-1 Rozelle
Southern Star 3-3 Northern Stallions
MATCHDAY 5
Kingsgrove 6-0 Premier Rozelle
Snowden Ravens 1-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Falkner United 3-2 Rozelle Archers
Royal Westpike 3-1 AFC Westpike
Gallant Cross 0-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Marque 1-1 Northern Union
North Hall 1-1 Southern Star
Rozelle 5-2 Northern Stallions
MATCHDAY 6
Endeavour Brenecia 0-0 Kingsgrove
Rozelle Archers 3-1 Premier Rozelle
AFC Westpike 0-0 Snowden Ravens
Rockridge Phoenix 2-3 Falkner United
Northern Union 2-0 Royal Westpike
Southern Star 2-1 Gallant Cross
Northern Stallions 1-3 Marque
Rozelle 0-0 North Hall
MATCHDAY 7
Kingsgrove 6-1 Rozelle Archers
Endeavour Brenecia 2-5 AFC Westpike
Premier Rozelle 2-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Snowden Ravens 0-3 Northern Union
Falkner United 1-3 Southern Star
Royal Westpike 0-1 Northern Stallions
Gallant Cross 2-3 Rozelle
Marque 1-0 North Hall
MATCHDAY 8
AFC Westpike 4-2 Kingsgrove
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Rozelle Archers
Northern Union 2-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Southern Star 1-0 Premier Rozelle
Northern Stallions 3-0 Snowden Ravens
Rozelle 1-1 Falkner United
North Hall 1-0 Royal Westpike
Marque 3-0 Gallant Cross
MATCHDAY 9
Kingsgrove 3-0 Rockridge Phoenix
AFC Westpike 1-2 Northern Union
Rozelle Archers 2-1 Southern Star
Endeavour Brenecia 1-1 Northern Stallions
Premier Rozelle 3-3 Rozelle
Snowden Ravens 0-2 North Hall
Falkner United 2-5 Marque
Royal Westpike 3-4 Gallant Cross
MATCHDAY 10
Northern Union 1-0 Kingsgrove
Southern Star 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Northern Stallions 2-1 AFC Westpike
Rozelle 3-0 Rozelle Archers
North Hall 2-0 Endeavour Brenecia
Marque 1-0 Premier Rozelle
Gallant Cross 1-2 Snowden Ravens
Royal Westpike 0-1 Falkner United
MATCHDAY 11
Kingsgrove 1-1 Southern Star
Northern Union 2-2 Northern Stallions
Rockridge Phoenix 0-2 Rozelle
AFC Westpike 0-2 North Hall
Rozelle Archers 1-5 Marque
Endeavour Brenecia 1-1 Gallant Cross
Premier Rozelle 1-0 Royal Westpike
Snowden Ravens 5-2 Falkner United
MATCHDAY 12
Northern Stallions 0-1 Kingsgrove
Rozelle 2-0 Southern Star
North Hall 1-1 Northern Union
Marque 3-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Gallant Cross 2-2 AFC Westpike
Royal Westpike 1-1 Rozelle Archers
Falkner United 1-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Snowden Ravens 1-4 Premier Rozelle
MATCHDAY 13
Kingsgrove 1-1 Rozelle
Northern Stallions 0-2 North Hall
Southern Star 2-0 Marque
Northern Union 3-2 Gallant Cross
Rockridge Phoenix 0-2 Royal Westpike
AFC Westpike 1-0 Falkner United
Rozelle Archers 2-1 Snowden Ravens
Endeavour Brenecia 1-4 Premier Rozelle
MATCHDAY 14
North Hall 2-0 Kingsgrove
Marque 0-1 Rozelle
Gallant Cross 1-3 Northern Stallions
Royal Westpike 1-2 Southern Star
Falkner United 2-2 Northern Union
Snowden Ravens 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Premier Rozelle 1-3 AFC Westpike
Endeavour Brenecia 1-1 Rozelle Archers
MATCHDAY 15
Kingsgrove 0-1 Marque
North Hall 2-1 Gallant Cross
Rozelle 2-0 Royal Westpike
Northern Stallions 1-1 Falkner United
Southern Star 1-1 Snowden Ravens
Northern Union 1-0 Premier Rozelle
Rockridge Phoenix 2-1 Endeavour Brenecia
AFC Westpike 1-1 Rozelle Archers

Look, people will tell you until their face is blue: “oh, the A-League is failing!” Please.

Okay, so we can’t get the best players anymore. Union’s prestige wasn’t good enough for Brewer, the money wasn’t good enough for Levering, and apparently our race riot scene isn’t good enough for Asbjorn at North Hall. Though that hasn’t been stopping him from absolutely monstering the league to this point. It doesn’t hurt that, at this point, referes are too afraid of him to do anything so gauche as brandishing a card his way. By the halfway mark, Hall have conceded just six goals, lost once.

But it’s Marque who are setting the pace at the top, Marian Ironside marshalling an aggressive, front-foot side to excellent effect. She more than any other manager has embraced the new identity of the league, finding opportunity from how skint and unglamorous it is, pushing forward a badly-needed new level of talent. Endeavour can be seen at the bottom of the table, pursuing this philosophy very badly. But the Privateers make it work, and they drop just two points in their opening twelve games, though defeats to Rozelle and Southern Star create a mini-wobble and a ghost of an opening for those beneath.

At the bottom - writing off Endeavour as a La Querida-esque freakshow - Royal Westpike have only won two games, but one of them was against hated rivals AFC Westpike! After enduring a 3-1 defeat, the away fans took the reasonable and proportionate next step of burning down Royal’s stadium. It was, perhaps, not the best plan; Royal were given dispensation to share Westpike’s stadium during repairs, and Westpike themselves now play to empty crowds for the rest of the season.

Didn’t stop the Westpike manager getting a dig in, of course. “They should be thanking us. The price probably went up on that shitheap the moment it went up in flames.”

A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Marque 15 12 1 2 30 9 +21 37
2 North Hall 15 10 4 1 22 6 +16 34

3 Northern Union 15 9 5 1 27 12 +15 32
4 Rozelle 15 8 6 1 29 14 +15 30
5 Southern Star 15 8 5 2 27 16 +11 29

6 Kingsgrove 15 6 5 4 29 16 +13 23
7 Snowden Ravens 15 6 3 6 17 23 -6 21
8 AFC Westpike 15 5 4 6 22 24 -2 19
9 Northern Stallions 15 4 5 6 20 23 -3 17
10 Falkner United 15 4 5 6 20 30 -10 17
11 Premier Rozelle 15 4 3 8 22 29 -7 15
12 Rozelle Archers 15 3 5 7 18 34 -16 14
13 Gallant Cross 15 3 4 8 24 31 -7 13
14 Rockridge Phoenix 15 2 4 9 8 22 -14 10
15 Royal Westpike 15 2 2 11 13 24 -11 8
16 Endeavour Brenecia 15 0 7 8 12 27 -15 7


MATCHDAY 16
Gallant Cross 1-3 Kingsgrove
Royal Westpike 1-2 Marque
Falkner United 0-1 North Hall
Snowden Ravens 1-3 Rozelle
Premier Rozelle 0-3 Northern Stallions
Endeavour Brenecia 2-4 Southern Star
Rozelle Archers 4-2 Northern Union
AFC Westpike 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
MATCHDAY 17
Kingsgrove 2-0 Royal Westpike
Gallant Cross 0-0 Falkner United
Marque 2-1 Snowden Ravens
North Hall 1-0 Premier Rozelle
Rozelle 3-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Northern Stallions 0-2 Rozelle Archers
Southern Star 2-2 AFC Westpike
Northern Union 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
MATCHDAY 18
Falkner United 0-2 Kingsgrove
Snowden Ravens 0-3 Royal Westpike
Premier Rozelle 0-0 Gallant Cross
Endeavour Brenecia 0-2 Marque
Rozelle Archers 1-2 North Hall
AFC Westpike 1-6 Rozelle
Rockridge Phoenix 2-1 Northern Stallions
Northern Union 0-0 Southern Star
MATCHDAY 19
Kingsgrove 1-0 Snowden Ravens
Falkner United 3-0 Premier Rozelle
Royal Westpike 3-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Gallant Cross 1-1 Rozelle Archers
Marque 2-0 AFC Westpike
North Hall 1-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Rozelle 2-3 Northern Union
Northern Stallions 0-1 Southern Star
MATCHDAY 20
Premier Rozelle 0-3 Kingsgrove
Endeavour Brenecia 0-2 Snowden Ravens
Rozelle Archers 1-1 Falkner United
AFC Westpike 1-0 Royal Westpike
Rockridge Phoenix 3-0 Gallant Cross
Northern Union 2-0 Marque
Southern Star 0-2 North Hall
Northern Stallions 1-1 Rozelle
MATCHDAY 21
Kingsgrove 3-4 Endeavour Brenecia
Premier Rozelle 2-1 Rozelle Archers
Snowden Ravens 1-2 AFC Westpike
Falkner United 1-3 Rockridge Phoenix
Royal Westpike 0-7 Northern Union
Gallant Cross 1-3 Southern Star
Marque 2-4 Northern Stallions
North Hall 1-0 Rozelle
MATCHDAY 22
Rozelle Archers 1-2 Kingsgrove
AFC Westpike 0-2 Endeavour Brenecia
Rockridge Phoenix 0-1 Premier Rozelle
Northern Union 2-0 Snowden Ravens
Southern Star 6-1 Falkner United
Northern Stallions 1-1 Royal Westpike
Rozelle 5-2 Gallant Cross
North Hall 0-1 Marque
MATCHDAY 23
Kingsgrove 2-2 AFC Westpike
Rozelle Archers 0-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Endeavour Brenecia 0-1 Northern Union
Premier Rozelle 3-1 Southern Star
Snowden Ravens 0-1 Northern Stallions
Falkner United 0-2 Rozelle
Royal Westpike 0-2 North Hall
Gallant Cross 0-1 Marque
MATCHDAY 24
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Kingsgrove
Northern Union 2-0 AFC Westpike
Southern Star 2-2 Rozelle Archers
Northern Stallions 2-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Rozelle 5-0 Premier Rozelle
North Hall 1-1 Snowden Ravens
Marque 1-2 Falkner United
Gallant Cross 0-3 Royal Westpike
MATCHDAY 25
Kingsgrove 0-6 Northern Union
Rockridge Phoenix 4-1 Southern Star
AFC Westpike 1-3 Northern Stallions
Rozelle Archers 0-6 Rozelle
Endeavour Brenecia 2-4 North Hall
Premier Rozelle 1-4 Marque
Snowden Ravens 1-0 Gallant Cross
Falkner United 3-1 Royal Westpike
MATCHDAY 26
Southern Star 0-3 Kingsgrove
Northern Stallions 1-1 Northern Union
Rozelle 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
North Hall 1-2 AFC Westpike
Marque 3-1 Rozelle Archers
Gallant Cross 3-6 Endeavour Brenecia
Royal Westpike 0-2 Premier Rozelle
Falkner United 2-2 Snowden Ravens
MATCHDAY 27
Kingsgrove 1-2 Northern Stallions
Southern Star 1-1 Rozelle
Northern Union 2-1 North Hall
Rockridge Phoenix 3-0 Marque
AFC Westpike 2-3 Gallant Cross
Rozelle Archers 1-0 Royal Westpike
Endeavour Brenecia 1-1 Falkner United
Premier Rozelle 1-1 Snowden Ravens
MATCHDAY 28
Rozelle 2-0 Kingsgrove
North Hall 2-0 Northern Stallions
Marque 2-2 Southern Star
Gallant Cross 0-5 Northern Union
Royal Westpike 0-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Falkner United 1-0 AFC Westpike
Snowden Ravens 3-0 Rozelle Archers
Premier Rozelle 1-1 Endeavour Brenecia
MATCHDAY 29
Kingsgrove 2-0 North Hall
Rozelle 2-1 Marque
Northern Stallions 2-0 Gallant Cross
Southern Star 3-1 Royal Westpike
Northern Union 2-0 Falkner United
Rockridge Phoenix 2-1 Snowden Ravens
AFC Westpike 3-2 Premier Rozelle
Rozelle Archers 1-1 Endeavour Brenecia

Well, won’t you look at that. Marque have bravely defied all talk that the league is genuinely competitive by choking on their lead and letting Union run away with it all with a game left to play. En route, they absolutely munted Kingsgrove 6-0 in Rozelle, a match which saw Kingsgrove’s manager fired - name unknown, but nobody’s bothering to keep track anymore - before she could even make it to the press conference. Kingsgrove have been an absolute horrific shitshow, years of mismanagement culminating in the current cataclysmic failure, but they’re still too big to truly fail.

Above them, four clubs have snaffled two points a game, and more power to them! Beneath them, Southern Star collapsed just like Royal Westpike’s stadium, and now sit outside the international zone. Not for them, the glory of being knocked out in the Second Preliminary Round. Unremarkably in midtable, Rockridge have ritually executed their manager and stand proudly in the middle of nowhere, whisked out of danger. Snowden Ravens have defied gloomy predictions, heroic underdogs bankrolled by Oceanic megacorporations. They are one of many teams to harbour hopes of breaking into the fat, complacent Brenecian oligarchy. But it will take money, and lots of it. Premier Rozelle could teach them a thing or two about the precariousness of foreign wealth; against the odds, they survive once again.

Rozelle Archers stayed up by a distance, mostly because the bottom three are absolute dogwater. Their fans celebrated by going all the way to Westpike to beat up Royal’s ultras, who have exhibited such weakness in street brawls as to become a glorified victory cigar for the NoCom-sympathising fanbases of Brenecia. Northern Stallions’ season was only notable for a plane flying overhead, declaring an end to the Stallions’ manager with a sign, blending a small family of seagulls with its jets and crashing into the ocean.

Endeavour have heroically given themselves a chance to survive with a breathtaking run of three entire wins in 14. They, thus far, are the tallest pygmy in the village. Can the Children’s Crusade give themselves a chance to stay up?

A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Northern Union 29 20 7 2 64 20 +44 67
2 Rozelle 29 18 8 3 68 26 +42 62

3 Marque 29 20 2 7 53 28 +25 62
4 North Hall 29 18 6 5 41 18 +23 60
5 Kingsgrove 29 14 7 8 54 35 +19 49

6 Southern Star 29 13 10 6 53 40 +13 49
7 Northern Stallions 29 11 8 10 41 38 +3 41
8 Rockridge Phoenix 29 10 6 13 29 34 -5 36
9 AFC Westpike 29 10 6 13 40 51 -11 36
10 Snowden Ravens 29 9 6 14 31 43 -12 33
11 Falkner United 29 8 9 12 35 52 -17 33
12 Premier Rozelle 29 8 6 15 35 55 -20 30
13 Rozelle Archers 29 6 9 14 34 60 -26 27
14 Endeavour Brenecia 29 3 10 16 34 57 -23 19
15 Gallant Cross 29 4 7 18 35 66 -31 19
16 Royal Westpike 29 5 3 21 26 50 -24 18


FINAL DAY
Marque 4-2 Kingsgrove
Gallant Cross 1-3 North Hall
Royal Westpike 1-4 Rozelle
Falkner United 2-2 Northern Stallions
Snowden Ravens 3-1 Southern Star
Premier Rozelle 1-3 Northern Union
Endeavour Brenecia 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Rozelle Archers 1-4 AFC Westpike

Yes! Will they take it?

PLAYOFFS
Endeavour Brenecia 0-2 Lotus Park
Francisca Orient 2-1 Credence Scarlets
Chafford Saracens 0-2 Suttonstrand FC

No.

PACARIZ™ CUP
First Round
Sharrow 0-7 Rozelle (0-7 agg)
Endeavour Brenecia 4-2 AFC Swanbridge (4-2 agg)
Chandlerville 0-2 Marque (0-2 agg)
Francisca Orient 3-0 Lastcreek Ramblers (3-0 agg)
Otter Ferry 3-2 Chafford (3-2 agg)
Stourhead 0-2 Marque Leichiai (0-2 agg)
Glendower River 0-4 Rosbank Town (0-4 agg)
Rockridge Phoenix 2-2 Southrons-Errant (2-2 AET, 2-2 agg, 1-3 PKs)
Yeoman Dale 0-2 Coppersmith (0-2 agg)
Royal Westpike 2-0 Hall Spitfires (2-0 agg)
North Hall 5-0 Ridgeway FC (5-0 agg)
Fentonbridge 1-3 Razorback Hill (1-3 agg)
AFC Westpike 5-0 Alnwick Glade (5-0 agg)
Rozelle Archers 4-0 Spearcove Mariners (4-0 agg)
Scaffield 2-3 Proudcastle (2-3 agg)
Gallant Cross 1-0 FC Solidarity Falkner (1-0 agg)
St. Alexander 1-1 Mount Roland (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 3-1 PKs)
Premier Rozelle 1-0 Southern Star (1-0 agg)
AFC Conomore 3-1 Chrysler Town (3-1 agg)
Shaleport Rangers 1-0 Brackford Rovers (1-0 agg)
Falkner Crescent 1-1 Hawk Reach (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 5-6 PKs)
Credence Scarlets 1-3 Guilder (1-3 agg)
Townsend Raiders 2-2 Rozelle Alliance (2-6 AET, 2-6 agg)
Ryanreid Harriers 0-4 Lotus Park (0-4 agg)
Chafford Saracens 1-4 Randwick Town (1-4 agg)
Fiana Cove 1-3 Northern Stallions (1-3 agg)
Finbar Stalwarts 1-0 Pikemouth (1-0 agg)
Kingsgrove 1-1 AFC Swayback (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 1-3 PKs)
Kearney Township 0-9 Falkner United (0-9 agg)
Stonewash Town 0-1 Northern Union (0-1 agg)
Suttonstrand FC 0-3 Platwood (0-3 agg)
Twin Saints 0-2 Snowden Ravens (0-2 agg)

Second Round
Rozelle 0-1 Endeavour Brenecia (0-1 agg)
Marque 1-0 Francisca Orient (1-0 agg)
Otter Ferry 3-1 Marque Leichiai (3-1 agg)
Rosbank Town 4-1 Southrons-Errant (4-1 agg)
Coppersmith 0-1 Royal Westpike (0-1 agg)
North Hall 6-0 Razorback Hill (6-0 agg)
AFC Westpike 1-1 Rozelle Archers (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 4-2 PKs)
Proudcastle 0-1 Gallant Cross (0-1 agg)
St. Alexander 1-1 Premier Rozelle (1-3 AET, 1-3 agg)
AFC Conomore 1-1 Shaleport Rangers (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 1-3 PKs)
Hawk Reach 0-4 Guilder (0-4 agg)
Rozelle Alliance 1-2 Lotus Park (1-2 agg)
Randwick Town 1-1 Northern Stallions (1-2 AET, 1-2 agg)
Finbar Stalwarts 1-0 AFC Swayback (1-0 agg)
Falkner United 0-0 Northern Union (0-0 AET, 0-0 agg, 6-7 PKs)
Platwood 0-2 Snowden Ravens (0-2 agg)

Third Round
Endeavour Brenecia 1-0 Marque (1-0 agg)
Otter Ferry 3-0 Rosbank Town (3-0 agg)
Royal Westpike 0-3 North Hall (0-3 agg)
AFC Westpike 1-2 Gallant Cross (1-2 agg)
Premier Rozelle 3-0 Shaleport Rangers (3-0 agg)
Guilder 0-2 Lotus Park (0-2 agg)
Northern Stallions 1-1 Finbar Stalwarts (2-1 AET, 2-1 agg)
Northern Union 0-2 Snowden Ravens (0-2 agg)

Quarterfinals
Endeavour Brenecia 1-1 Otter Ferry
Otter Ferry 0-1 Endeavour Brenecia
Endeavour Brenecia win 2-1 on aggregate.

North Hall 1-0 Gallant Cross
Gallant Cross 2-0 North Hall
Gallant Cross win 2-1 on aggregate.

Premier Rozelle 5-1 Lotus Park
Lotus Park 0-2 Premier Rozelle
Premier Rozelle win 7-1 on aggregate.

Northern Stallions 0-1 Snowden Ravens
Snowden Ravens 0-0 Northern Stallions
Snowden Ravens win 1-0 on aggregate.

Semifinals
Endeavour Brenecia 0-0 Gallant Cross
Gallant Cross 1-2 Endeavour Brenecia
Endeavour Brenecia win 2-1 on aggregate.

Premier Rozelle 1-1 Snowden Ravens
Snowden Ravens 0-1 Premier Rozelle
Premier Rozelle win 2-1 on aggregate.

Final
Endeavour Brenecia 1-1 Premier Rozelle (1-2 AET)

Despite their atrocious league results, Endeavour limp to the final off the back of a pathetically favourable draw. Unfortunately, while their small, fragile squad of children is capable of sweeping aside lower-league opposition, they’re undone by a tough performance from Premier Rozelle. “Today,” barked manager Medda Ringbill, whose reputation had been initially battered by relegation but rejuvenated by a return to the top flight and now a trophy to brag about, “we proved to all that we’re more than just an asset-stripped shell of a club. More than a Football Manager challenge run! Today, we made the fans proud!” And those few fans remaining were, indeed, proud. You could count them out individually and see the joy shining on their faces.

A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Northern Union 30 21 7 2 67 21 +46 70
2 Rozelle 30 19 8 3 72 27 +45 65

3 Marque 30 21 2 7 57 30 +27 65
4 North Hall 30 19 6 5 44 19 +25 63
5 Kingsgrove 30 14 7 9 56 39 +17 49

6 Southern Star 30 13 10 7 54 43 +11 49
7 Northern Stallions 30 11 9 10 43 40 +3 42
8 AFC Westpike 30 11 6 13 44 52 -8 39
9 Rockridge Phoenix 30 10 6 14 29 35 -6 36
10 Snowden Ravens 30 10 6 14 34 44 -10 36
11 Falkner United 30 8 10 12 37 54 -17 34
12 Premier Rozelle 30 8 6 16 36 58 -22 30
13 Rozelle Archers 30 6 9 15 35 64 -29 27
14 Endeavour Brenecia 30 4 10 16 35 57 -22 22
15 Gallant Cross 30 4 7 19 36 69 -33 19
16 Royal Westpike 30 5 3 22 27 54 -27 18

B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Fiana Cove 30 19 7 4 69 31 +38 64
2 FC Solidarity Falkner 30 19 4 7 43 24 +19 61
3 Lotus Park 30 17 8 5 62 29 +33 59

4 Rosbank Town 30 17 4 9 59 38 +21 55
5 Twin Saints 30 15 9 6 48 32 +16 54
6 Proudcastle 30 15 9 6 38 26 +12 54
7 Pikemouth 30 14 5 11 39 40 -1 47
8 Rozelle Alliance 30 13 5 12 54 43 +11 44
9 Randwick Town 30 10 7 13 31 47 -16 37
10 Finbar Stalwarts 30 9 8 13 33 36 -3 35
11 Otter Ferry 30 8 9 13 41 52 -11 33
12 Coppersmith 30 8 6 16 30 51 -21 30
13 Guilder 30 7 7 16 25 44 -19 28
14 Francisca Orient 30 7 6 17 20 34 -14 27
15 AFC Swanbridge 30 5 7 18 29 59 -30 22
16 Stonewash Town 30 5 3 22 27 62 -35 18

C-LEAGUE
Pos Team                    P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 AFC Swayback 30 18 9 3 79 36 +43 63
2 St. Alexander 30 19 5 6 51 23 +28 62

3 Credence Scarlets 30 17 7 6 58 38 +20 58
4 Southrons-Errant 30 16 6 8 60 32 +28 54
5 Chafford 30 15 7 8 44 22 +22 52
6 Scaffield 30 14 8 8 41 30 +11 50
7 Stourhead 30 10 13 7 46 34 +12 43
8 Mount Roland 30 10 12 8 35 32 +3 42
9 Razorback Hill 30 10 7 13 29 39 -10 37
10 Chrysler Town 30 8 12 10 41 50 -9 36
11 Hall Spitfires 30 8 7 15 32 50 -18 31
12 Brackford Rovers 30 8 7 15 26 45 -19 31
13 Marque Leichiai 30 6 10 14 36 52 -16 28
14 Chafford Saracens 30 7 6 17 27 59 -32 27
15 Fentonbridge 30 6 6 18 19 46 -27 24
16 Sharrow 30 3 8 19 28 64 -36 17

D-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Glendower River 30 21 3 6 73 25 +48 66
2 Townsend Raiders 30 19 4 7 71 28 +43 61
3 Suttonstrand FC 30 19 4 7 64 37 +27 61

4 Hawk Reach 30 16 7 7 52 29 +23 55
5 Alnwick Glade 30 14 10 6 55 27 +28 52
6 AFC Conomore 30 13 9 8 43 32 +11 48
7 Shaleport Rangers 30 12 9 9 47 36 +11 45
8 Falkner Crescent 30 11 6 13 40 40 +0 39
9 Spearcove Mariners 30 11 5 14 38 50 -12 38
10 Yeoman Dale 30 10 3 17 27 46 -19 33
11 Chandlerville 30 8 7 15 24 44 -20 31
12 Ryanreid Harriers 30 6 11 13 26 43 -17 29
13 Lastcreek Ramblers 30 9 2 19 47 83 -36 29
14 Kearney Township 30 7 7 16 35 61 -26 28
15 Ridgeway FC 30 7 7 16 32 65 -33 28
16 Platwood 30 6 8 16 20 48 -28 26
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MATCHDAY 1
Kingsgrove 2-0 Lotus Park
Marque 1-2 FC Solidarity Falkner
North Hall 2-0 Fiana Cove
Rozelle 3-0 Falkner United
Northern Stallions 1-2 Snowden Ravens
Southern Star 3-0 Premier Rozelle
Northern Union 4-1 Rozelle Archers
Rockridge Phoenix 1-0 AFC Westpike
MATCHDAY 2
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-3 Kingsgrove
Fiana Cove 0-1 Lotus Park
Falkner United 2-2 Marque
Snowden Ravens 0-3 North Hall
Premier Rozelle 2-1 Rozelle
Rozelle Archers 1-1 Northern Stallions
AFC Westpike 4-1 Southern Star
Rockridge Phoenix 0-2 Northern Union
MATCHDAY 3
Kingsgrove 5-0 Fiana Cove
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-0 Falkner United
Lotus Park 0-2 Snowden Ravens
Marque 1-3 Premier Rozelle
North Hall 2-1 Rozelle Archers
Rozelle 2-1 AFC Westpike
Northern Stallions 5-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Southern Star 0-1 Northern Union
MATCHDAY 4
Falkner United 1-5 Kingsgrove
Snowden Ravens 1-0 Fiana Cove
Premier Rozelle 2-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Rozelle Archers 3-1 Lotus Park
AFC Westpike 1-3 Marque
Rockridge Phoenix 0-0 North Hall
Northern Union 1-2 Rozelle
Southern Star 1-2 Northern Stallions
MATCHDAY 5
Kingsgrove 3-1 Snowden Ravens
Falkner United 2-1 Premier Rozelle
Fiana Cove 1-1 Rozelle Archers
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-1 AFC Westpike
Lotus Park 0-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Marque 2-0 Northern Union
North Hall 3-0 Southern Star
Rozelle 1-0 Northern Stallions
MATCHDAY 6
Premier Rozelle 1-2 Kingsgrove
Rozelle Archers 0-1 Snowden Ravens
AFC Westpike 1-1 Falkner United
Rockridge Phoenix 1-0 Fiana Cove
Northern Union 4-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Southern Star 3-0 Lotus Park
Northern Stallions 1-2 Marque
Rozelle 1-0 North Hall
MATCHDAY 7
Kingsgrove 5-1 Rozelle Archers
Premier Rozelle 1-1 AFC Westpike
Snowden Ravens 0-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Falkner United 0-2 Northern Union
Fiana Cove 2-3 Southern Star
FC Solidarity Falkner 2-1 Northern Stallions
Lotus Park 1-4 Rozelle
Marque 1-2 North Hall
MATCHDAY 8
AFC Westpike 2-0 Kingsgrove
Rockridge Phoenix 3-3 Rozelle Archers
Northern Union 2-0 Premier Rozelle
Southern Star 1-0 Snowden Ravens
Northern Stallions 1-0 Falkner United
Rozelle 4-1 Fiana Cove
North Hall 2-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Marque 0-0 Lotus Park
MATCHDAY 9
Kingsgrove 1-1 Rockridge Phoenix
AFC Westpike 1-3 Northern Union
Rozelle Archers 0-4 Southern Star
Premier Rozelle 1-1 Northern Stallions
Snowden Ravens 1-3 Rozelle
Falkner United 0-1 North Hall
Fiana Cove 1-1 Marque
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-1 Lotus Park
MATCHDAY 10
Northern Union 0-1 Kingsgrove
Southern Star 3-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Northern Stallions 2-2 AFC Westpike
Rozelle 2-2 Rozelle Archers
North Hall 5-0 Premier Rozelle
Marque 1-2 Snowden Ravens
Lotus Park 1-1 Falkner United
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-0 Fiana Cove
MATCHDAY 11
Kingsgrove 1-5 Southern Star
Northern Union 3-0 Northern Stallions
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Rozelle
AFC Westpike 0-1 North Hall
Rozelle Archers 0-4 Marque
Premier Rozelle 1-1 Lotus Park
Snowden Ravens 1-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Falkner United 0-2 Fiana Cove
MATCHDAY 12
Northern Stallions 1-2 Kingsgrove
Rozelle 1-3 Southern Star
North Hall 0-1 Northern Union
Marque 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Lotus Park 3-6 AFC Westpike
FC Solidarity Falkner 3-1 Rozelle Archers
Fiana Cove 1-3 Premier Rozelle
Falkner United 2-1 Snowden Ravens
MATCHDAY 13
Kingsgrove 0-0 Rozelle
Northern Stallions 0-1 North Hall
Southern Star 1-1 Marque
Northern Union 2-1 Lotus Park
Rockridge Phoenix 0-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
AFC Westpike 1-0 Fiana Cove
Rozelle Archers 0-3 Falkner United
Premier Rozelle 1-0 Snowden Ravens
MATCHDAY 14
North Hall 0-3 Kingsgrove
Marque 1-3 Rozelle
Lotus Park 1-2 Northern Stallions
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-2 Southern Star
Fiana Cove 2-0 Northern Union
Falkner United 1-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Snowden Ravens 1-0 AFC Westpike
Premier Rozelle 2-0 Rozelle Archers
MATCHDAY 15
Kingsgrove 1-2 Marque
North Hall 2-0 Lotus Park
Rozelle 1-3 FC Solidarity Falkner
Northern Stallions 2-2 Fiana Cove
Southern Star 2-0 Falkner United
Northern Union 2-0 Snowden Ravens
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Premier Rozelle
AFC Westpike 8-0 Rozelle Archers

All eyes are on the A-League, and if they aren’t, they should be, because, I daresay, this is the most thrilling quest in all of world football!

Look now, to the top of the table.

Oh, the title race? No, obviously not. That isn’t really the territory the A-League deals in anymore. Of course there’s five clubs within five points of each other - spaced out perfectly, in fact - but forget it, that’s going to get fixed in post. Neither is it really home to the best players anymore. There’s Valrauncion, some fringe Patriots and dead air, these days.

The real question is this: can Union go the entire season without any draws?

Here’s the thing. When Union win, they win big, mostly because their players are vastly better than anyone else’s in the league. And when they drop points, it’s a complete, abject disaster. Who, then, is more cosmically fitted for such a challenge? And the A-League is no stranger to record-breaking feats of many kinds. Southern Star, who once went through a season managing three points in 30 games, can attest to that. And it’s Star who provide the first real threat to Union’s quest, a quest they do not even know they are on, after two fairly comfortable wins start the season off; it takes Union until the 97th minute for Valrauncion to put his foot through the ball and sweep in a late winner. Curious thing: nobody is quite sure where those seven minutes of extra time came from!

Union change things up with a couple of defeats, Rozelle beating them on their own home turf- though Union almost screw it up with a late penalty at 2-1 down, but are denied when it’s parried aside by Tiarnan Cove - before Marque manage a 2-0 win. Solidarity, Falkner United and Premier Rozelle all go down easily without scoring, and while AFC Westpike open the scoring, Union find three second-half goals to take it fairly comfortably in the end.

Kingsgrove are a high-risk match, and look much the better side, but can’t quite seal the deal until very late on, when a shot finally sneaks under Nilsson’s reach and preserves Union’s record. Three defeats so early! Union’s manager, Russ Shorten, is given the flick; probably the end of a distinguished career in management. Union see Star beat Kingsgrove 5-1 in the next match and decide that’s the energy they need, so poach Star’s manager, Maher Crowborough, immediately. But Crowborough can’t immediately get things going, and there’s a couple of close-run things against low-ranking opponents before a stunning 2-0 defeat to Fiana Cove. Still, with that, and a routine win over Snowden Ravens, they’ve made it to the halfway point unscathed in the only way that matters… even if they are a point adrift of the title.

A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                        P   W  D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 North Hall 15 11 1 3 24 7 +17 34
2 Northern Union 15 11 0 4 27 10 +17 33

3 Kingsgrove 15 10 2 3 34 15 +19 32
4 Southern Star 15 10 1 4 32 16 +16 31
5 Rozelle 15 9 3 3 29 17 +12 30

6 Marque 15 6 4 5 23 19 +4 22
7 Premier Rozelle 15 6 4 5 19 21 -2 22
8 Snowden Ravens 15 7 0 8 13 19 -6 21
9 FC Solidarity Falkner 15 6 2 7 13 20 -7 20
10 AFC Westpike 15 5 4 6 29 20 +9 19
11 Rockridge Phoenix 15 3 8 4 14 18 -4 17
12 Northern Stallions 15 4 4 7 20 23 -3 16
13 Falkner United 15 3 4 8 13 24 -11 13
14 Lotus Park 15 2 4 9 11 28 -17 10
15 Fiana Cove 15 2 3 10 12 26 -14 9
16 Rozelle Archers 15 1 4 10 14 44 -30 7


MATCHDAY 16
Lotus Park 0-3 Kingsgrove
FC Solidarity Falkner 2-0 Marque
Fiana Cove 0-0 North Hall
Falkner United 1-0 Rozelle
Snowden Ravens 2-2 Northern Stallions
Premier Rozelle 1-4 Southern Star
Rozelle Archers 0-6 Northern Union
AFC Westpike 0-1 Rockridge Phoenix
MATCHDAY 17
Kingsgrove 1-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Lotus Park 1-1 Fiana Cove
Marque 2-0 Falkner United
North Hall 1-0 Snowden Ravens
Rozelle 6-0 Premier Rozelle
Northern Stallions 2-1 Rozelle Archers
Southern Star 4-0 AFC Westpike
Northern Union 4-1 Rockridge Phoenix
MATCHDAY 18
Fiana Cove 0-4 Kingsgrove
Falkner United 2-2 FC Solidarity Falkner
Snowden Ravens 0-1 Lotus Park
Premier Rozelle 1-2 Marque
Rozelle Archers 2-0 North Hall
AFC Westpike 3-1 Rozelle
Rockridge Phoenix 0-2 Northern Stallions
Northern Union 2-1 Southern Star
MATCHDAY 19
Kingsgrove 3-2 Falkner United
Fiana Cove 0-0 Snowden Ravens
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-2 Premier Rozelle
Lotus Park 0-4 Rozelle Archers
Marque 2-0 AFC Westpike
North Hall 2-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Rozelle 0-2 Northern Union
Northern Stallions 2-1 Southern Star
MATCHDAY 20
Snowden Ravens 1-1 Kingsgrove
Premier Rozelle 1-1 Falkner United
Rozelle Archers 1-2 Fiana Cove
AFC Westpike 2-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Rockridge Phoenix 0-1 Lotus Park
Northern Union 1-0 Marque
Southern Star 1-1 North Hall
Northern Stallions 2-2 Rozelle
MATCHDAY 21
Kingsgrove 2-0 Premier Rozelle
Snowden Ravens 2-0 Rozelle Archers
Falkner United 1-3 AFC Westpike
Fiana Cove 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-3 Northern Union
Lotus Park 1-2 Southern Star
Marque 1-2 Northern Stallions
North Hall 1-2 Rozelle
MATCHDAY 22
Rozelle Archers 0-2 Kingsgrove
AFC Westpike 1-0 Premier Rozelle
Rockridge Phoenix 3-3 Snowden Ravens
Northern Union 5-0 Falkner United
Southern Star 2-0 Fiana Cove
Northern Stallions 1-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Rozelle 2-0 Lotus Park
North Hall 0-1 Marque
MATCHDAY 23
Kingsgrove 5-0 AFC Westpike
Rozelle Archers 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Premier Rozelle 0-4 Northern Union
Snowden Ravens 2-0 Southern Star
Falkner United 2-3 Northern Stallions
Fiana Cove 1-0 Rozelle
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-1 North Hall
Lotus Park 1-0 Marque
MATCHDAY 24
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Kingsgrove
Northern Union 2-1 AFC Westpike
Southern Star 1-1 Rozelle Archers
Northern Stallions 3-0 Premier Rozelle
Rozelle 0-0 Snowden Ravens
North Hall 3-0 Falkner United
Marque 2-2 Fiana Cove
Lotus Park 1-2 FC Solidarity Falkner
MATCHDAY 25
Kingsgrove 0-1 Northern Union
Rockridge Phoenix 3-0 Southern Star
AFC Westpike 1-1 Northern Stallions
Rozelle Archers 1-3 Rozelle
Premier Rozelle 1-1 North Hall
Snowden Ravens 2-1 Marque
Falkner United 0-1 Lotus Park
Fiana Cove 0-1 FC Solidarity Falkner
MATCHDAY 26
Southern Star 4-2 Kingsgrove
Northern Stallions 2-1 Northern Union
Rozelle 2-0 Rockridge Phoenix
North Hall 0-1 AFC Westpike
Marque 1-0 Rozelle Archers
Lotus Park 1-0 Premier Rozelle
FC Solidarity Falkner 2-2 Snowden Ravens
Fiana Cove 1-0 Falkner United
MATCHDAY 27
Kingsgrove 1-1 Northern Stallions
Southern Star 3-1 Rozelle
Northern Union 0-2 North Hall
Rockridge Phoenix 2-0 Marque
AFC Westpike 2-1 Lotus Park
Rozelle Archers 0-1 FC Solidarity Falkner
Premier Rozelle 3-1 Fiana Cove
Snowden Ravens 5-1 Falkner United
MATCHDAY 28
Rozelle 0-2 Kingsgrove
North Hall 1-0 Northern Stallions
Marque 2-3 Southern Star
Lotus Park 1-5 Northern Union
FC Solidarity Falkner 1-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Fiana Cove 3-1 AFC Westpike
Falkner United 0-5 Rozelle Archers
Snowden Ravens 1-2 Premier Rozelle
MATCHDAY 29
Kingsgrove 4-1 North Hall
Rozelle 3-1 Marque
Northern Stallions 1-1 Lotus Park
Southern Star 0-0 FC Solidarity Falkner
Northern Union 2-0 Fiana Cove
Rockridge Phoenix 2-1 Falkner United
AFC Westpike 1-1 Snowden Ravens
Rozelle Archers 1-2 Premier Rozelle

The Ravens immediately draw seven games. Forget about them. They aren’t one of the 2.5 clubs worth paying attention to in this league anyway.

Union immediately put six unanswered goals past the Arhcers, but that isn’t so special; the shag-lovers lost the match prior to that 8-0 to fellow shag-lovers AFC Westpike. But further convincing wins followed, against powerful peer opposition, and suddenly the tight title race became the familiar one-horse affair, with only Marian Ironside’s Kingsgrove even in the same postcode, as Union string together wins over Rozelle, Marque, Solidarity, Falkner and Premier, thrashing home fifteen goals in those fixtures without reply. Kingsgrove are beaten in Rozelle and that basically ends the title race.

The greatest threat to Union’s remaining significant achievement comes in the next fixture, against a stubborn Northern Stallions. Stallions take two early goals and that’s a worrying development, because they sit back and invite pressure. And Union, given the chance to exert pressure, will generally find a way through… but the Stallions are a strong enough side you wouldn’t expect them to just collapse like a bad souffle, either. Inevitably, Union claw one back - a darting run from Krystal Sherwin, a deft one-two with Valrauncion before the Dagan drove in a low, powerful finish - in the 36th minute, and hammer relentlessly at the door for another. The referee even obliges, with some… interesting calls made, and again an oddly generous hand at the injury time. Valrauncion misses a sitter at the close, and after some desperate defending, the Stallions preserve Union’s record and see out the 2-1 win.

Defeat to North Hall follows, before processional wins over Lotus Park and Fiana Cove. All that’s left is to see if Snowden Ravens can deny them.

A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                        P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Northern Union 29 23 0 6 65 18 +47 69
2 Kingsgrove 29 19 5 5 65 26 +39 62

3 Southern Star 29 17 4 8 58 34 +24 55
4 North Hall 29 16 5 8 38 21 +17 53
5 Rozelle 29 15 5 9 51 34 +17 50

6 Northern Stallions 29 12 9 8 44 37 +7 45
7 Snowden Ravens 29 11 7 11 34 34 +0 40
8 AFC Westpike 29 11 6 12 45 42 +3 39
9 Marque 29 11 5 13 38 38 +0 38
10 Premier Rozelle 29 10 6 13 32 49 -17 36
11 Rockridge Phoenix 29 8 11 10 31 37 -6 35
12 FC Solidarity Falkner 29 10 5 14 24 37 -13 35
13 Fiana Cove 29 7 7 15 24 43 -19 28
14 Lotus Park 29 7 6 16 22 50 -28 27
15 Rozelle Archers 29 5 5 19 31 66 -35 20
16 Falkner United 29 4 6 19 24 60 -36 18


FINAL RESULTS
Marque 3-3 Kingsgrove
Lotus Park 0-2 North Hall
FC Solidarity Falkner 0-2 Rozelle
Fiana Cove 2-0 Northern Stallions
Falkner United 1-3 Southern Star
Snowden Ravens 1-5 Northern Union
Premier Rozelle 0-1 Rockridge Phoenix
Rozelle Archers 3-0 AFC Westpike

They can’t.

Look, sometimes you have to make your own fun with this fucking league, alright?

PRO / REL PLAYOFFS
Lotus Park 1-0 Rozelle Alliance
Randwick Town 2-1 Credence Scarlets
Townsend Raiders 1-0 Hawk Reach

PACARIZ CUP
First Round
Endeavour Brenecia 0-2 Guilder (0-2 agg)
Finbar Stalwarts 1-1 Rockridge Phoenix (1-3 AET, 1-3 agg)
Marque 6-0 Charnwood (6-0 agg)
Mount Roland 1-2 Rozelle (1-2 agg)
Fentonbridge 1-0 Rozelle Alliance (1-0 agg)
Brackford Rovers 0-1 AFC Westpike (0-1 agg)
Rozelle Archers 2-2 Pikemouth (3-2 AET, 3-2 agg)
Falkner Crescent 0-3 North Hall (0-3 agg)
Hall Spitfires 1-4 Northern Stallions (1-4 agg)
Rosbank Town 4-1 FC Solidarity Falkner (4-1 agg)
Sharrow 2-1 Lastcreek Ramblers (2-1 agg)
Proudcastle 4-0 Credence Scarlets (4-0 agg)
Spearcove Mariners 0-2 Snowden Ravens (0-2 agg)
Scaffield 0-1 Razorback Hill (0-1 agg)
Fiana Cove 7-1 Royal Westpike (7-1 agg)
Chandlerville 4-0 Kearney Township (4-0 agg)
Gallant Cross 1-0 Chafford (1-0 agg)
Kingsgrove 2-0 Shaleport Rangers (2-0 agg)
Coppersmith 3-2 Twin Saints (3-2 agg)
Falkner United 8-0 Ryanreid Harriers (8-0 agg)
Yeoman Dale 0-1 Chrysler Town (0-1 agg)
Otter Ferry 0-1 AFC Swanbridge (0-1 agg)
Premier Rozelle 5-0 Suttonstrand FC (5-0 agg)
St. Alexander 5-0 Chafford Saracens (5-0 agg)
Glendower River 0-1 AFC Swayback (0-1 agg)
Randwick Town 2-0 Cornwell Rovers (2-0 agg)
Townsend Raiders 5-0 Alnwick Glade (5-0 agg)
Marque Leichiai 3-0 Hawk Reach (3-0 agg)
Southrons-Errant 4-1 AFC Conomore (4-1 agg)
Stonewash Town 0-0 Francisca Orient (1-0 AET, 1-0 agg)
Lotus Park 0-0 Northern Union (0-0 AET, 0-0 agg, 5-6 PKs)
Stourhead 0-3 Southern Star (0-3 agg)

Second Round
Guilder 2-3 Rockridge Phoenix (2-3 agg)
Marque 2-0 Rozelle (2-0 agg)
Fentonbridge 0-5 AFC Westpike (0-5 agg)
Rozelle Archers 1-1 North Hall (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 3-2 PKs)
Northern Stallions 4-1 Rosbank Town (4-1 agg)
Sharrow 0-6 Proudcastle (0-6 agg)
Snowden Ravens 9-0 Razorback Hill (9-0 agg)
Fiana Cove 2-0 Chandlerville (2-0 agg)
Gallant Cross 0-1 Kingsgrove (0-1 agg)
Coppersmith 0-3 Falkner United (0-3 agg)
Chrysler Town 0-1 AFC Swanbridge (0-1 agg)
Premier Rozelle 2-0 St. Alexander (2-0 agg)
AFC Swayback 1-0 Randwick Town (1-0 agg)
Townsend Raiders 3-1 Marque Leichiai (3-1 agg)
Southrons-Errant 2-0 Stonewash Town (2-0 agg)
Northern Union 1-1 Southern Star (2-1 AET, 2-1 agg)

Third Round
Rockridge Phoenix 1-0 Marque (1-0 agg)
AFC Westpike 1-2 Rozelle Archers (1-2 agg)
Northern Stallions 2-2 Proudcastle (2-2 AET, 2-2 agg, 1-3 PKs)
Snowden Ravens 2-3 Fiana Cove (2-3 agg)
Kingsgrove 1-1 Falkner United (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 1-3 PKs)
AFC Swanbridge 1-4 Premier Rozelle (1-4 agg)
AFC Swayback 8-1 Townsend Raiders (8-1 agg)
Southrons-Errant 1-1 Northern Union (1-1 AET, 1-1 agg, 2-1 PKs)

Quarterfinals
Rockridge Phoenix 0-1 Rozelle Archers
Rozelle Archers 0-2 Rockridge Phoenix
Rockridge Phoenix win 2-1 on aggregate.

Proudcastle 1-2 Fiana Cove
Fiana Cove 2-0 Proudcastle
Fiana Cove win 4-1 on aggregate.

Falkner United 1-0 Premier Rozelle
Premier Rozelle 0-1 Falkner United
Falkner United win 2-0 on aggregate.

AFC Swayback 4-0 Southrons-Errant
Southrons-Errant 3-2 AFC Swayback
AFC Swayback win 6-3 on aggregate.

Semifinals
Rockridge Phoenix 4-1 Fiana Cove
Fiana Cove 1-0 Rockridge Phoenix
Rockridge Phoenix win 4-2 on aggregate.

Falkner United 3-2 AFC Swayback
AFC Swayback 1-3 Falkner United
Falkner United win 6-3 on aggregate.

Grand Final
Rockridge Phoenix 1-1 Falkner United (1-1 AET, 1-3 PKs)

A-LEAGUE
Pos Team                        P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Northern Union 30 24 0 6 70 19 +51 72
2 Kingsgrove 30 19 6 5 68 29 +39 63

3 Southern Star 30 18 4 8 61 35 +26 58
4 North Hall 30 17 5 8 40 21 +19 56
5 Rozelle 30 16 5 9 53 34 +19 53

6 Northern Stallions 30 12 9 9 44 39 +5 45
7 Snowden Ravens 30 11 7 12 35 39 -4 40
8 AFC Westpike 30 11 6 13 45 45 +0 39
9 Marque 30 11 6 13 41 41 +0 39
10 Rockridge Phoenix 30 9 11 10 32 37 -5 38
11 Premier Rozelle 30 10 6 14 32 50 -18 36
12 FC Solidarity Falkner 30 10 5 15 24 39 -15 35
13 Fiana Cove 30 8 7 15 26 43 -17 31
14 Lotus Park 30 7 6 17 22 52 -30 27
15 Rozelle Archers 30 6 5 19 34 66 -32 23
16 Falkner United 30 4 6 20 25 63 -38 18

B-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Endeavour Brenecia 30 22 5 3 78 24 +54 71
2 Royal Westpike 30 20 6 4 73 32 +41 66

3 Rozelle Alliance 30 20 3 7 68 34 +34 63
4 Rosbank Town 30 13 9 8 48 43 +5 48
5 Gallant Cross 30 14 6 10 43 44 -1 48
6 Proudcastle 30 13 8 9 32 23 +9 47
7 Twin Saints 30 13 7 10 48 35 +13 46
8 Coppersmith 30 11 9 10 39 42 -3 42
9 Finbar Stalwarts 30 12 6 12 36 40 -4 42
10 Guilder 30 10 8 12 32 38 -6 38
11 Otter Ferry 30 8 9 13 44 54 -10 33
12 Pikemouth 30 8 8 14 40 49 -9 32
13 AFC Swayback 30 6 9 15 37 62 -25 27
14 Randwick Town 30 7 5 18 31 58 -27 26
15 Francisca Orient 30 4 9 17 18 47 -29 21
16 St. Alexander 30 3 5 22 18 60 -42 14

C-LEAGUE
Pos Team                    P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 AFC Swanbridge 30 21 5 4 81 25 +56 68
2 Southrons-Errant 30 20 6 4 73 26 +47 66

3 Credence Scarlets 30 17 5 8 56 32 +24 56
4 Chafford 30 15 8 7 48 27 +21 53
5 Scaffield 30 15 4 11 48 33 +15 49
6 Stourhead 30 12 10 8 38 32 +6 46
7 Chrysler Town 30 13 7 10 43 43 +0 46
8 Stonewash Town 30 13 7 10 41 41 +0 46
9 Mount Roland 30 13 5 12 32 32 +0 44
10 Razorback Hill 30 10 10 10 35 38 -3 40
11 Hall Spitfires 30 11 5 14 49 58 -9 38
12 Marque Leichiai 30 8 10 12 45 53 -8 34
13 Glendower River 30 7 7 16 47 63 -16 28
14 Townsend Raiders 30 6 6 18 27 66 -39 24
15 Brackford Rovers 30 2 9 19 26 69 -43 15
16 Suttonstrand FC 30 4 2 24 25 76 -51 14

D-LEAGUE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Shaleport Rangers 30 21 4 5 54 22 +32 67
2 Falkner Crescent 30 18 5 7 58 35 +23 59

3 Hawk Reach 30 17 6 7 50 29 +21 57
4 Alnwick Glade 30 17 6 7 51 32 +19 57
5 Chafford Saracens 30 17 5 8 58 35 +23 56
6 Sharrow 30 14 5 11 62 48 +14 47
7 Fentonbridge 30 10 14 6 30 23 +7 44
8 Kearney Township 30 11 6 13 40 43 -3 39
9 Charnwood 30 10 9 11 29 36 -7 39
10 Lastcreek Ramblers 30 10 7 13 44 57 -13 37
11 Spearcove Mariners 30 10 6 14 42 54 -12 36
12 Cornwell Rovers 30 9 7 14 27 39 -12 34
13 AFC Conomore 30 8 5 17 31 43 -12 29
14 Ryanreid Harriers 30 7 6 17 36 57 -21 27
15 Yeoman Dale 30 7 6 17 22 47 -25 27
16 Chandlerville 30 2 7 21 18 52 -34 13
Puppet of Nephara.

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