Paripana Élite League 2170–71 Mundane notices that we should get out of the way now before the interesting bitsThe Paripana Sporting Council has found a replacement for the withdrawn Evestigatus Confederation of Sport. The Academy Sporting Association joined the PSC this season, and entered the Paruvia Institute of Technology in Élite League Two. The association, composed of a baker’s dozen of Paripanan “academies,” will enter teams from its cup competition, the Academy Championship Trophy, in the International University Challenge Championship. These academies are not universities
per se, though some bear that name, but university-like courses and certifications are among the services they provide. ASA members field amateur teams in the association’s competitions, and unlike many university athletics systems, are not permitted to provide incentives such as scholarships for athletes to join.
At the recommendations of Capitalizt SLANI and Jasĭyun, the Paripana Sporting Council has elected to adopt the recently-popularized Latin orthography of Syokaji, which is somewhat different from the transilteration that was used previously (specifically,
ā is changed to
æ,
ç to
c,
ī to
ĭ,
u to
û, and
ū to
u, and
ʼ is omitted between vowels). This eliminates the double standard previously held by the PSC with regard to Greek and Syokaji names, by eschewing any use of transliteration. The most obvious change is that 자스연 (
Jasīʼyūn) is now rendered
Jasĭyun. Jasĭyun’s graphic designers are reportedly too lazy to change their logo to use Latin instead of Hangĭl, though have attempted to hide this by claiming that “it is unwise for us to alter a long-established visual identity at this time.”
Notable transfersPre-season: 2169–70Günther Jänicke (DL, Sokojito Dosi Gyulhabdwen) → Clube Imperial (CAF)
Austin Robinson (FC, Dawson Springs FC) → Clube Imperial (CAF)
Adrian Case (MR, Lisda Lokado Goji Salamjĭ) → Atlantis Klaipaada (SOM)
Ha Hwi-gyû (FC, New Hampton Terrapins) → Atlantis Klaipaada (SOM)
Mid-season: 2170–71meh
Notable retirementsHerman Sweeney (Capitalizt SLANI international; last played for Graceville Salamanders)
Cwe Yûn-na (Capitalizt SLANI international; last played for RKA Warriors)
Soŋ Joŋ-û (Capitalizt SLANI international; last played for Seansburgh Cougars)
Élite League OneAfter a tense title challenge that at one point saw three teams level on points, the San Diego Iguanas managed to eek out their first Élite League title (and third first-tier title in history) with a fortuitous 1–0 win over Natestadt; a draw would have been insufficient due to losses in both clashes with Qidade Savana. TakilQuip Champions’ Cup runners-up Yuba United finished some distance behind the top three, meaning that if a fifteenth consecutive appearance in the Champions’ Cup group stage is to happen, it’ll have to be earned. Sokojito Dosi again failed to send both its major teams into international competition, though this time only due to Jasĭyun’s reduced coëfficient ranking denying the fourteenth-placed team entry to the Globe Cup. At the bottom of the heap, Lexington FC put on a brave display to become the only promoted team to survive this season; New Haverford Albion will take the plunge downward in their stead.
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 San Diego Iguanas COM 70 43 12 15 128 77 +51 141 Champion/TQCC
2 Qidade Savana JSY 70 42 13 15 185 112 +73 139 TQCC
3 Sonoma Center Panthers COM 70 41 15 14 187 107 +80 138 TQCC
4 Yuba United COM 70 37 20 13 121 72 +49 131 TQCC
5 Medoria Löwen COM 70 37 11 22 143 107 +36 122 TQCC
6 Heidelstadt Falken JSY 70 34 17 19 112 93 +19 119 TQCC
7 Sokojiwa Dosi CK COM 70 34 16 20 147 116 +31 118 TQCC
8 San Solari FC COM 70 31 25 14 113 86 +27 118 GC
9 Ἄργος ΛΠ COM 70 34 15 21 130 93 +37 117 GC
10 Naquada Falls Demons JSY 70 32 17 21 98 83 +15 113 GC
11 Sokojito Dosi Gyulhabdwen COM 70 32 16 22 123 101 +22 112 GC
12 Dûsanto Mojaikĭjĭ JSY 70 31 19 20 120 94 +26 112 GC
13 Black Oasis Athletic COM 70 30 18 22 116 92 +24 108 GC
14 Sokojito Dosi Dalamjwijĭ JSY 70 28 23 19 98 74 +24 107
15 Noka Mariners JSY 70 30 16 24 93 94 −1 106
16 Carter FC JSY 70 27 17 26 116 111 +5 98
17 Jamaica Giants JSY 70 25 19 26 81 97 −16 94
18 High Mountain Buffalo JSY 70 27 12 31 93 107 −14 93
19 Seansburgh Cougars COM 70 23 20 27 101 96 +5 89
20 Cordubovica Falcons COM 70 23 20 27 99 113 −14 89
21 Kagoshima Phoenix COM 70 22 23 25 65 72 −7 89
22 Aeropag Penguins COM 70 24 16 30 95 105 −10 88
23 KQ Nepáïire Tingitana COM 70 24 14 32 78 99 −21 86
24 Natestadt Nationalisten COM 70 21 21 28 59 75 −16 84
25 New Hampton Terrapins JSY 70 22 17 31 93 108 −15 83
26 Graceville Salamanders JSY 70 21 19 30 60 91 −31 82
27 Dawson Springs FC COM 70 21 18 31 50 66 −16 81
28 Syoko Poggyuggijĭ COM 70 15 30 25 54 68 −14 75
29 Keto Lodĭlunajĭ JSY 70 19 17 34 108 146 −38 74
30 Humai Titans JSY 70 18 20 32 85 113 −28 74
31 Lexington FC JSY 70 18 19 33 82 121 −39 73
32 Griffin Zebras JSY 70 15 21 34 83 112 −29 66
33 Silto Dosi Yasæŋmajĭ JSY 70 14 17 39 71 116 −45 59 Relegated
34 New Haverford Albion JSY 70 12 22 36 64 111 −47 58 Relegated
35 Werd Beachcombers COM 70 9 31 30 57 101 −44 58 Relegated
36 Sonoma City Volcanoes COM 70 15 12 43 99 178 −79 57 Relegated
Élite League TwoIn a difficult promotion race, the Penbûlg Donʼûjĭ managed to win their way into the top flight, despite exhaustion from two long cup runs (only one of those was a successful run, mind you; the other was just long). Navarre Town supporters have blamed their unexpected relegation on their own cup run, which seems a rather lame excuse in light of Penbûlg’s success, while the relegation of Tory-on-Rea and Paruvia Tech leaves only four associations with active representation in the Élite League.
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Lisda Lokado Goji Salamjĭ JSY 70 30 27 13 74 46 +28 117 Promoted/SBCC
2 Chorion Bluffs Knights COM 70 34 14 22 120 90 +30 116 Promoted/SBCC
3 Forest Hill FC JSY 70 32 20 18 86 57 +29 116 Promoted/SBCC
4 Penbûlg Donʼûjĭ JSY 70 34 12 24 124 105 +19 114 Promoted/SBCC
5 SpVgg Tolzerio COM 70 29 27 14 54 35 +19 114 SBCC
6 High Mountain Buffalo B JSY 70 31 20 19 101 76 +25 113 SBCC
7 West Bend Wildcats JSY 70 32 14 24 79 81 −2 110 SBCC
8 Querzakhi United COM 70 27 29 14 58 42 +16 110 SBCC
9 Alexandria Porcupines JSY 70 26 29 15 57 46 +11 107
10 Jackson FC COM 70 26 26 18 75 56 +19 104
11 Qidade Savana B JSY 70 28 19 23 126 107 +19 103
12 Ebestigatûs Tæpuŋjĭ COM 70 26 24 20 89 76 +13 102
13 Eintracht Maastricht JSY 70 28 17 25 108 103 +5 101
14 Musketiere Twintown JSY 70 28 16 26 77 66 +11 100
15 Eastfield Rogues JSY 70 26 20 24 101 101 0 98
16 St Raphael B’ing Bishops JSY 70 23 29 18 68 54 +14 98
17 RKA Warriors COM 70 27 15 28 97 91 +6 96
18 Lexington Firefoxes COM 70 26 17 27 116 110 +6 95
19 Nyendoli Yoŋjĭ JSY 70 26 17 27 55 62 −7 95
20 Laniuq Explorers COM 70 25 20 25 62 67 −5 95
21 Commerce Heights T’birds COM 70 25 19 26 87 97 −10 94
22 Noka Mariners B JSY 70 24 22 24 65 66 −1 94
23 CF Mont-Pluie Jativa ACF 70 26 15 29 126 149 −23 93
24 Heidelstadt Falken B JSY 70 23 23 24 85 86 −1 92
25 KQ Sirto COM 70 25 14 31 95 107 −12 89
26 Kitsilano Konquerors COM 70 20 29 21 57 53 +4 89
27 Suŋja Pitus Gyulhabdwen JSY 70 23 19 28 72 79 −7 88
28 South Coast United JSY 70 22 21 27 79 81 −2 87
29 Teyacu Joŋlyûgijĭ COM 70 17 29 24 70 83 −13 80
30 SV Pößneck COM 70 19 21 30 100 118 −18 78
31 Südtolzerio Kreuzfahrer JSY 70 18 24 28 73 94 −21 78
32 VfB Lordrin LTK 70 20 14 36 83 108 −25 74
33 Navarre Town COM 70 17 22 31 53 70 −17 73 Relegated
34 CD Tory-on-Rea CAA 70 14 27 29 53 73 −20 69 Relegated
35 Cambridge Pioniere COM 70 17 16 37 115 156 −41 67 Relegated
36 Paruvia Tech ASA 70 14 17 39 62 111 −49 59 Relegated
Élite League CupThe highlight of the League Cup came in the third round, and surely requires no explanation (other than to say that the PSC is reviewing its options and may permit itself to draw lots in future editions of the tournament). After the surprise elimination of Yuba United in the quarterfinals at the hands of Dalamjwijĭ by a score of three goals to nil, the Panthers won the cup final in extra time. As the Panthers qualified for the Champions’ Cup through—well, I think if you’ve followed the Élite League at all, you know the drill by now.
Third Round
(EL1) Aeropag Penguins 2–2 Medoria Löwen (EL1)
(EL1) Naquada Falls Demons 1–2 Dûsanto Mojaikĭjĭ (EL1)
(EL1) Sonoma Center Panthers 4–0 Silto Dosi Yasæŋmajĭ (EL1)
(EL2) Kitsilano Konquerors 0–2 San Diego Iguanas (EL1)
(EL1) Sonoma City Volcanoes 0–1 Kagoshima Phoenix (EL1)
(EL2) SpVgg Tolzerio 1–0 Ἄργος ΛΠ (EL1)
(EL1) Keto Lodĭlunajĭ 0–0 Noka Mariners (EL1)
(EL1) Dawson Springs FC 1–0 Musketiere Twintown (EL2)
(EL1) Sokojiwa Dosi CK 3–1 Jamaica Giants (EL1)
(EL1) Seansburgh Cougars 2–0 RKA Warriors (EL2)
(EL1) Syoko Poggyuggijĭ 1–0 Griffin Zebras (EL1)
(EL2) West Bend Wildcats 3–1 San Solari FC (EL1)
(EL1) Sokojito Dosi Dalamjwijĭ 3–3 High Mountain Buffalo (EL1)
(EL2) Teyacu Joŋlyûgijĭ 1–0 Natestadt Nationalisten (EL1)
(EL2) Navarre Town 1–1 Penbûlg Donʼûjĭ (EL2)
(EL2) Lexington Firefoxes 2–6 Yuba United (EL1)
Third Round Replays
(EL1) Medoria Löwen 5–3 Aeropag Penguins (EL1)
(EL1) Noka Mariners 4–0 Keto Lodĭlunajĭ (EL1)
(EL1) High Mountain Buffalo 1–2 Sokojito Dosi Dalamjwijĭ (EL1)
(EL2) Penbûlg Donʼûjĭ 2–2 Navarre Town (EL2)
Third Round Second Replay
(EL2) Navarre Town 1–1 Penbûlg Donʼûjĭ (EL2)
Third Round Third Replay
(EL2) Penbûlg Donʼûjĭ 1–1 Navarre Town (EL2)
Third Round Fourth Replay
(EL2) Navarre Town 1–1 Penbûlg Donʼûjĭ (EL2)
Third Round Fifth Replay
(EL2) Penbûlg Donʼûjĭ 1–1 Navarre Town (EL2)
Third Round Sixth Replay
(EL2) Navarre Town 0–0 Penbûlg Donʼûjĭ (EL2)
Third Round Seventh Replay
(EL2) Penbûlg Donʼûjĭ 0–1 Navarre Town (EL2)
Fourth Round
(EL1) Medoria Löwen 0–1 Dûsanto Mojaikĭjĭ (EL1)
(EL1) Sonoma Center Panthers 5–0 San Diego Iguanas (EL1)
(EL1) Kagoshima Phoenix 0–1 SpVgg Tolzerio (EL2)
(EL1) Noka Mariners 0–0 Dawson Springs FC (EL1)
(EL1) Sokojiwa Dosi CK 2–2 Seansburgh Cougars (EL1)
(EL1) Syoko Poggyuggijĭ 2–1 West Bend Wildcats (EL2)
(EL1) Sokojito Dosi Dalamjwijĭ 2–1 Teyacu Joŋlyûgijĭ (EL2)
(EL2) Navarre Town 1–1 Yuba United (EL1)
Fourth Round Replays
(EL1) Dawson Springs FC 3–1 Noka Mariners (EL1)
(EL1) Seansburgh Cougars 0–1 Sokojiwa Dosi CK (EL1)
(EL1) Yuba United 4–0 Navarre Town (EL2)
Quarterfinals
(EL1) Dûsanto Mojaikĭjĭ 2–3 Sonoma Center Panthers (EL1)
(EL2) SpVgg Tolzerio 1–0 Dawson Springs FC (EL1)
(EL1) Sokojiwa Dosi CK 0–1 Syoko Poggyuggijĭ (EL1)
(EL1) Sokojito Dosi Dalamjwijĭ 3–0 Yuba United (EL1)
Semifinals
(EL1) Sonoma Center Panthers 3–0 SpVgg Tolzerio (EL2)
(EL1) Syoko Poggyuggijĭ 3–1 Sokojito Dosi Dalamjwijĭ (EL1)
Final (@ Holmes Stadium, Columbia)
(EL1) Sonoma Center Panthers e 3–1 Syoko Poggyuggijĭ (EL1)
Capitalizt SLANI League Premier Division P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Lolestu CK 58 28 14 16 64 50 +14 98 Promoted
2 Scarab Inferno 58 28 13 17 131 100 +31 97 Play-in
3 Eintracht Südtolzerio 58 26 19 13 87 56 +31 97 Play-in
4 Ari FC 58 26 16 16 108 95 +13 94
5 Kondûli Sanyaŋjĭ 58 28 9 21 86 81 +5 93
6 Πόρτο-Χε Δολοφόνοι 58 24 21 13 57 44 +13 93
7 Jonloli Gyulhabdwen 58 24 19 15 87 71 +16 91
8 Dennis Bears 58 23 19 16 58 45 +13 88
9 Mifflinburg FC 58 24 15 19 81 76 +5 87
10 Midway Wolves 58 24 14 20 90 79 +11 86
11 Accola Eagles 58 21 23 14 63 41 +22 86
12 Dalit Säbel 58 23 12 23 78 70 +8 81
13 Kainia Marauders 58 23 12 23 64 74 −10 81
14 New Seoul Cougars 58 23 12 23 92 96 −4 81
15 Oak Acres Lynx 58 20 20 18 117 105 +12 80
16 KQ Internepáïire 58 23 10 25 102 114 −12 79
17 SpVgg Königstadt 58 22 11 25 84 93 −9 77
18 Prontera Bulldogs 58 20 17 21 85 85 0 77
19 Goyaŋ CK 58 19 18 21 72 66 +6 75
20 New Lexington United 58 17 21 20 41 47 −6 72
21 Dionte City 58 17 21 20 92 92 0 72
22 Groitzsch Stiere 58 19 14 25 69 78 −9 71
23 Sayle FC 58 16 22 20 79 78 +1 70
24 Hundon FC 58 16 20 22 72 88 −16 68
25 Blauplanet Krieger 58 18 13 27 90 106 −16 67
26 Florence Opera 58 17 16 25 98 116 −18 67
27 Concrete Jungle FC 58 16 18 24 52 69 −17 66 Relegated
28 Port-au-Honey Hive 58 16 11 31 94 125 −31 59 Relegated
29 SimuNation FC 58 12 22 24 85 106 −21 58 Relegated
30 SV Landemeine 58 14 14 30 77 109 −32 56 Relegated
First DivisionPromoted: SV Veernan, Verona FC, FC Glückstadt, Columbia Sharks
Relegated: Naiba United, Χιχή Ἐνωμένος, Kitsilano United, Dotán Unídire
Second DivisionPromoted: Reston FC, Hillcrest United, Castula United, Repluca City
Relegated: Altera FC, 1. FC Robinstadt, Beloit FC, RC Los Triesto
Third DivisionPromoted: Lisda Lokado CK, Delano FC, Miso Dosi CK, Albany United
Capitalizt SLANI CupFifth Round
(EL1) Yuba United 6–3 Lexington Firefoxes (EL2)
(EL1) Black Oasis Athletic 0–4 Sonoma Center Panthers (EL1)
(EL1) Seansburgh Cougars 1–3 Ἄργος ΛΠ (EL1)
(SL1) FC Glückstadt p 2–2 Scarab Inferno (SLP)
(EL1) Werd Beachcombers p 1–1 Medoria Löwen (EL1)
(EL1) San Solari FC 2–0 Querzakhi United (EL2)
(EL1) KQ Nepáïire Tingitana 0–1 Sokojiwa Dosi CK (EL1)
(EL1) Cordubovica Falcons 1–0 Natestadt Nationalisten (EL1)
Quarterfinals
(EL1) Yuba United 1–2 Sonoma Center Panthers (EL1)
(EL1) Ἄργος ΛΠ 3–0 FC Glückstadt (SL1)
(EL1) Werd Beachcombers 1–3 San Solari FC (EL1)
(EL1) Sokojiwa Dosi CK 2–0 Cordubovica Falcons (EL1)
Semifinals
(EL1) Sonoma Center Panthers p 2–2 Ἄργος ΛΠ (EL1)
(EL1) San Solari FC 1–3 Sokojiwa Dosi CK (EL1)
Final (@ Holmes Stadium, Columbia)
(EL1) Sonoma Center Panthers 1–3 Sokojiwa Dosi CK (EL1)
Jasĭyun Ligĭ Jasĭyun has added fifty-six teams to the Jasĭyun Ligĭ (including twenty-one new reserve teams), creating two new divisions. Promotion and relegation have been augmented such that next season, twenty-four teams will play in Ligĭjĭ B and C, and thirty-two in Ligĭ D.
Ligĭ A P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Tallahassee Blues 63 34 17 12 130 78 +52 119 Promoted
2 Naquada Falls Demons B 63 36 9 18 114 72 +42 117 Play-in
3 Floral FC 63 34 15 14 160 105 +55 117 Play-in
4 New Hampton Terrapins B 63 34 11 18 111 81 +30 113
5 Kaiwu Mavericks 63 28 18 17 106 85 +21 102
6 New Town Red Devils 63 24 19 20 86 74 +12 91
7 Silto Dosi Yasæŋmajĭ B 63 23 21 19 81 73 +8 90
8 Charleston FC 63 23 16 24 96 109 −13 85
9 Acklund Krokodile 63 24 12 27 113 127 −14 84
10 Kyodoli Gyulhabdwen 63 22 18 23 85 87 −2 84
11 Jamaica Giants B 63 25 7 31 89 99 −10 82
12 Portland Safari 63 23 13 27 116 123 −7 82
13 Tribbledor Town 63 20 22 21 80 90 −10 82
14 FC Roliger 63 20 22 21 83 88 −5 82
15 Dyacyi Sunʼwunjĭ 63 23 12 28 93 100 −7 81
16 Altera Griffins 63 21 15 27 74 89 −15 78
17 SK Fjordalen 63 19 19 25 80 98 −18 76
18 Κδρεδίκας Πόλη 63 22 9 32 115 146 −31 75
19 Huracán Suenta 63 19 14 30 89 113 −24 71
20 Niuqburger SV 63 16 20 27 50 61 −11 68
21 New Demarnican Town 63 16 17 30 81 101 −20 65 Relegated
22 Myatani Cuŋsæcijĭ 63 16 16 31 68 101 −33 64 Relegated
Ligĭ BPromoted: Pulete Selabara, Afton FC, DCY Senagado, Chelmsford Forest, Canton United, Brugese FC, Aeropag Glass, Gyogano CK, SV Sorastadt, Syoko Bĭllûwiŋjĭ
Relegated: Montrin Orange, Port Lusambo Paladins, Qidade Estimfalus
Ligĭ CPromoted: Logoli Sĭpocĭyoŋ, Amissville Antagonists, Naperville & Castor
Relegated: Christiana Bovines, Fyres Point Wanderers, FC Edalpede, La Porte Rangers, Dresford Coast, Khanagnana United
Ligĭ DPromoted: West Bend Wildcats B, Brookdale FC
Jasĭyun KubSheer dominance by Qidade Savana. Only a singe match for
Roje’das was decided by fewer than four goals; the highlight for their supporters was an eleven-goal performance against Tribbledor Town in the third round, featuring a double hat-trick from Samuel Murray (though their Yaforite fan base was less than thrilled by the four goals conceded in that fixture).
Fifth Round
(JLB) Pulete Selabara 1–0 Sokojito Dosi Dalamjwijĭ (EL1)
(EL1) Qidade Savana 3–2 Jamaica Giants (EL1)
(JLC) Choi City Cannibals 0–3 Noka Mariners (EL1)
(EL2) Heidelstadt Falken B 1–2 e Nyendoli Yoŋjĭ (EL2)
(EL2) Penbûlg Donʼûjĭ p 2–2 C4 Manufacturing FC (JLC)
(EL1) New Hampton Terrapins 4–3 Floral FC (JLA)
(EL2) Suŋja Pitus Gyulhabdwen 1–0 South Coast United (EL2)
(JLB) Montrin Orange 1–2 Jamaica Giants B (JLA)
Quarterfinals
(JLB) Pulete Selabara 2–8 Qidade Savana (EL1)
(EL1) Noka Mariners e 4–3 Nyendoli Yoŋjĭ (EL2)
(EL2) Penbûlg Donʼûjĭ 4–2 New Hampton Terrapins (EL1)
(EL2) Suŋja Pitus Gyulhabdwen p 1–1 Jamaica Giants B (JLA)
Semifinals
(EL1) Qidade Savana 6–1 Noka Mariners (EL1)
(EL2) Penbûlg Donʼûjĭ 2–1 Suŋja Pitus Gyulhabdwen (EL2)
Final (@ Sokojito Überdome, Sokojito Dosi)
(EL1) Qidade Savana 4–0 Penbûlg Donʼûjĭ (EL2)
Lontorikanische Oberliga
The Oberliga was expanded to twelve teams this season so that the LSB could meet the PSC’s membership requirements. Eintracht Kentral, which had finished one place from the bottom last term, managed to recover in the best possible manner, by winning the league and earning a place in the Élite League Play-in.
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Eintracht Kentral 44 21 11 12 69 47 +22 74 Play-in
2 SpVgg Shamboot 44 20 11 13 69 67 +2 71
3 Eintracht Howard 44 17 17 10 43 36 +7 68
4 Jahmeel Sporen 44 17 16 11 63 51 +12 67
5 Excelsior Ifrit 44 16 18 10 32 24 +8 66
6 Melbin Fledertiere 44 15 18 11 47 43 +4 63
7 SV Doktors 44 16 9 19 87 77 +10 57
8 SpVgg Twintown 44 16 9 19 50 57 −7 57
9 Stahl Medoria 44 14 11 19 36 47 −11 53
10 FC 2170 Sorastadt 44 12 15 17 41 50 −9 51
11 1. FC Schlußphantasie 44 11 14 19 46 59 −13 47
12 Wacker Ostsokojito 44 9 11 24 50 75 −25 38
LSB-PokalFor the first time, Élite League Two side VfB Lordrin failed to win the LSB-Pokal, falling in the quarterfinals to eventual league winners Eintracht Kentral. Kentral had a chance to win a non-league double, but slipped up at the final hurdle, losing 1–0 to newly-founded Stahl Medoria at Auswärtssieg Arena despite their designation as the away team.
Achtelfinale
(ObL) Eintracht Kentral p 2–2 SpVgg Twintown (ObL)
(ObL) 1. FC Schlußphantasie 2–0 SV Doktors (ObL)
(ObL) Stahl Medoria 2–0 Excelsior Ifrit (ObL)
(ObL) Wacker Ostsokojito 1–2 e Jahmeel Sporen (ObL)
(ObL) Eintracht Howard 1–1 p FC 2170 Sorastadt (ObL)
Viertelfinale
(ObL) FC 2170 Sorastadt 1–0 1. FC Schlußphantasie (ObL)
(ObL) Stahl Medoria e 3–2 SpVgg Shamboot (ObL)
(ObL) Melbin Fledertiere 0–0 p Jahmeel Sporen (ObL)
(ObL) Eintracht Kentral 2–1 VfB Lordrin (EL2)
Halbfinale
(ObL) FC 2170 Sorastadt 2–3 e Stahl Medoria (ObL)
(ObL) Jahmeel Sporen 1–2 Eintracht Kentral (ObL)
Endspiel (@ Auswärtssieg Arena, Natestadt)
(ObL) Stahl Medoria 1–0 Eintracht Kentral (ObL)
Premier Community Football League
The Community Athletic Alliance kicked off the first season of the Premier Community Football League this season with twelve teams, the minimum required for PSC membership. Composed mostly of clubs representing small towns and ethnic communities, the CAA emphasizes football at the local level, requiring its members to organize near-daily “walk-in” matches at their stadia that anyone can sign up to play in for a minimal fee—scouts will sometimes drop by these games when not too busy compiling a comprehensive database of Quodite second-division footballers for their favorite computer game. The usual ideals of sportsmanship, respect for opponents and officials,
et cetera are also shouted about more loudly in the CAA than other associations, with limited effect.
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Unelviaspor Kulübü 44 25 9 10 101 74 +27 84 Play-in
2 Spighters FC 44 19 12 13 77 64 +13 69
3 Suenta Calcio 44 20 8 16 63 58 +5 68
4 Corinthians of Esto 44 18 12 14 86 81 +5 66
5 Yuba CSC 44 16 13 15 44 42 +2 61
6 FC Blauplanet 44 16 12 16 72 75 −3 60
7 Sportfreunde Quin Town 44 14 15 15 56 56 0 57
8 Oktoli Gyulhabdwen 44 14 13 17 54 57 −3 55
9 Keto CK 44 13 14 17 83 84 −1 53
10 Adoup Town 44 14 9 21 38 57 −19 51
11 Boopingtons IF 44 13 12 19 50 64 −14 51
12 Concordia Königstadt 44 11 13 20 46 58 −12 46
CAA CupFirst Round
(PCL) Unelviaspor Kulübü 2–1 FC Blauplanet (PCL)
(PCL) Corinthians of Esto 2–1 Suenta Calcio (PCL)
(PCL) Oktoli Gyulhabdwen 1–1 p Boopingtons IF (PCL)
(PCL) Yuba CSC p 0–0 Concordia Königstadt (PCL)
(PCL) Spighters FC 1–0 Sportfreunde Quin Town (PCL)
Quarterfinals
(PCL) Boopingtons IF 0–1 Yuba CSC (PCL)
(EL2) CD Tory-on-Rea 2–3 e Keto CK (PCL)
(PCL) Adoup Town 2–0 Spighters FC (PCL)
(PCL) Unelviaspor Kulübü 0–5 Corinthians of Esto (PCL)
Semifinals
(PCL) Yuba CSC e 3–1 Keto CK (PCL)
(PCL) Adoup Town 0–5 Corinthians of Esto (PCL)
Final (played over two legs)
(PCL) Yuba CSC 1–2 Corinthians of Esto (PCL) 0–1 1–1
Ligue francophone du Paripana
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 CS Port-Lusambeau 56 28 14 14 97 70 +27 98 Play-in
2 Impact de Tory-sur-Rea 56 29 9 18 93 81 +12 96
3 Racing de Planète-Bleue 56 22 18 16 71 56 +15 84
4 CF Sioko 56 21 21 14 47 38 +9 84
5 US Aeropag 56 21 18 17 71 66 +5 81
6 Villeneuve FC 56 22 13 21 78 77 +1 79
7 FC Hendersonbourg 56 21 14 21 83 78 +5 77
8 Stade Elemrien 56 19 19 18 44 44 0 76
9 CS Sept-Onze Florence 56 19 16 21 58 73 −15 73
10 Septentrionien de Gades 56 19 15 22 58 64 −6 72
11 CS Nalimarie 56 15 23 18 52 61 −9 68
12 Olympique Colombien 56 16 16 24 58 63 −5 64
13 Stade d’Adoup 56 15 18 23 63 79 −16 63
14 AS Éstimfalus 56 13 21 22 37 50 −13 60
15 Côte Sud de Paléoparipie 56 12 21 23 39 49 −10 57
Coupe francophone du ParipanaHuitièmes de finales
(LFP) CS Nalimarie 0–1 e CS Sept-Onze Florence (LFP)
(LFP) Stade d’Adoup 1–2 Impact de Tory-sur-Rea (LFP)
(LFP) FC Hendersonbourg 0–2 Olympique Colombien (LFP)
(LFP) Racing de Planète-Bleue 2–3 Septentrionien de Gades (LFP)
(LFP) Côte Sud de Paléoparipie 0–2 AS Éstimfalus (LFP)
(LFP) US Aeropag 1–1 p Villeneuve FC (LFP)
(LFP) Stade Elemrien 1–3 CF Mont-Pluie Jativa (EL2)
(LFP) CS Port-Lusambeau e 2–1 CF Sioko (LFP)
Quart de finales
(LFP) CS Sept-Onze Florence 1–1 p Impact de Tory-sur-Rea (LFP)
(LFP) Olympique Colombien 1–2 Septentrionien de Gades (LFP)
(LFP) AS Éstimfalus e 2–0 Villeneuve FC (LFP)
(EL2) CF Mont-Pluie Jativa 5–2 CS Port-Lusambeau (LFP)
Semi-finales
(LFP) Impact de Tory-sur-Rea 1–2 Septentrionien de Gades (LFP)
(LFP) AS Éstimfalus 2–1 CF Mont-Pluie Jativa (EL2)
Finale (@ Stade Olympique d’Aéropag, Aéropag)
(LFP) Septentrionien de Gades e 2–0 AS Éstimfalus (LFP)
Academy Football League
P W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Van Prooijen University 44 19 13 12 78 63 +15 70 Play-in
2 Woodruff Culinary Institute 44 18 12 14 55 46 +9 66
3 University of Sonoma 44 18 11 15 70 70 0 65
4 Portland Business Library 44 16 16 12 60 51 +9 64
5 Great Northern University 44 16 15 13 57 51 +6 63
6 Lusambo Academy of Science 44 14 18 12 46 46 0 60
7 University of Konila 44 16 11 17 51 52 −1 59
8 Akademe Teknólogire Kolumbem 44 14 15 15 51 54 −3 57
9 Evestigatus Institute of the Arts 44 11 20 13 35 38 −3 53
10 Akademie der Cambridge 44 14 10 20 50 59 −9 52
11 Novaria Technical Institute 44 14 9 21 52 63 −11 51
12 Easthampton College 44 13 12 19 51 63 −12 51
Academy Championship TrophyFirst Round
(AFL) Portland Business Library 2–1 Akademie der Cambridge (AFL)
(AFL) University of Konila 2–0 Akademe Teknólogire Kolumbem (AFL)
(AFL) Woodruff Culinary Institute 0–2 Evestigatus Institute of the Arts (AFL)
(AFL) Van Prooijen University p 1–1 Lusambo Academy of Science (AFL)
(AFL) University of Sonoma 3–0 Novaria Technical Institute (AFL)
Quarterfinals
(AFL) University of Sonoma 1–3 Portland Business Library (AFL)
(AFL) University of Konila 0–1 Paruvia Institute of Technology (EL2)
(AFL) Van Prooijen University 3–1 Easthampton College (AFL)
(AFL) Evestigatus Institute of the Arts 0–1 Great Northern University (AFL)
Semifinals
(AFL) Portland Business Library 0–1 Paruvia Institute of Technology (EL2)
(AFL) Van Prooijen University 2–1 Great Northern University (AFL)
IUCC Qualifying Playoff (played over two legs)
(AFL) Portland Business Library a 1–1 Great Northern University (AFL) 0–0 1–1
Final (@ Metropolitan Stadium, Commerce Heights)
(EL2) Paruvia Institute of Technology 3–1 Van Prooijen University (AFL)
Paripana Élite League Play-In
In the first ever play-in for promotion to the Élite League, Jasĭyun clubs came up trumps, winning both of the places up for grabs (the winners of the CSL Premier Division and Jasĭyun Ligĭ A were promoted automatically, for a total of four teams) and not having any teams relegated. The play-in was surprisingly Takilan, with an average of over five goals per match.
Semifinals
(COM) Scarab Inferno 9–2 Van Prooijen University (ASA) 5–1 4–1
(JSY) Floral FC 7–2 Eintracht Kentral (LTK) 3–2 4–0
(JSY) Naquada Falls Demons B 7–4 Unelviaspor Kulübü (CAA) 5–1 2–3
(COM) Eintracht Südtolzerio 3–7 CS Port-Lusambeau (ACF) 2–3 1–4
Finals
(COM) Scarab Inferno 4–5 Floral FC (JSY) 1–3 3–2
(JSY) Naquada Falls Demons B 6–5 CS Port-Lusambeau (ACF) 2–2 4–3
The promotion system remains substantially the same for next season, with the winners of the CSL Premier Division and Jasĭyun Ligĭ A promoted automatically. The play-in bracket will be modified according to the results of this season, with the new matchups being JSY2–ASA1, COM3–ACF1, COM2–CAA1, JSY3–LTK1.
International qualification—Capitalizt SLANITakilQuip Champions’ Cup 15: San Diego Iguanas, Sonoma Center Panthers, Yuba United, Medoria Löwen, Sokojiwa Dosi CK
Globe Cup 12: San Solari FC, Ἄργος ΛΠ, Sokojito Dosi Gyulhabdwen, Black Oasis Athletic
Samseong Series B Champions’ Cup 12: Chorion Bluffs Knights, SpVgg Tolzerio, Querzakhi United
International qualification—JasĭyunTakilQuip Champions’ Cup 15: Qidade Savana, Heidelstadt Falken
Globe Cup 12: Naquada Falls Demons, Dûsanto Mojaikĭjĭ
Samseong Series B Champions’ Cup 12: Lisda Lokado Goji Salamjĭ, Forest Hill FC, Penbûlg Donʼûjĭ, High Mountain Buffalo B, West Bend Wildcats
International qualification—Academy Sporting AssociationInternational University Challenge Championship 16: Paruvia Institute of Technology, Van Prooijen University, Portland Business Library
International final bidsTakilQuip Champions’ Cup 15: Anaphase Alchemy Stadium, Sonoma Center (capacity 171 337)
Globe Cup 12: ineligible
IUCC bidThe ASA submits a bid to host the sixteenth International University Challenge Championship in the Commerce Heights–Columbia metropolitan area. If successful, the bid would see preliminary matches held at VPU Stadium (capacity 43 700) on the VPU campus (surprise!) and the newly-renovated Paul Grant Field (capacity 55 743) on the Paruvia Tech campus, and the final tournament held at those venues plus Metropolitan Stadium, Commerce Heights (capacity 180 278) and Holmes Stadium, Columbia (capacity 390 100).