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[Kelssek]

Kelssek-based condiment makers Olympic Mayonnaise, a brand known for its association with association football, wish to bid to sponsor the Series B Champions Cup and present a logo complying with the specifications below, although they hope that the organisers will use the brand's full colour logo if possible.

[Virabia]

Leading Green-Tech Manufacturer, Alamo, would like to bid to bid to be the titular sponsor of the SBCC.

[Commerce Heights]

Fourth Aeropag Football Invitational

Invitees
The Paripana Sporting Council again invited sixteen teams (eight seeded and eight unseeded) to the Olympic Tower for this Aeropag Football Invitational. Four associations—Aguazul, Nethertopia, Eastfield Lodge, and Virabia—made their début in the tournament this season.

Seeded
El Nacional (SRG)             TakilQuip Champions’ Cup 22 champion
Soldarian FC (ESF)            Globe Cup 19 champion
Aeropag Penguins (PSC)        Host
Atlético Jutense (CAF)        Primeirona champion
Merpisms CE (VPH)             VTF Gold League eighth place
Unión de Ciudagua (AGU)       Liga Aguazuleña champion
Mercia Bromham (KRY)          Liga Calania champion
East Reading (SNO)            Sorthern First Division fair play champion


Unseeded
New Toronto (WZI)             WZNL First Division sixth place
The Grey Towers (NTH)         NUMPTIES League champion
Volodiscow Resistance (SOM)   Meistrliiga champion
SC Caimanes (VLD)             Valladar Super League sixth place
Western Territories (LEN)     Joint Unified System Trial twelfth place
RGS Athletic (EFL)            Eastfield Lodge Premier Division champion
Steckholl United (DEL)        Delaclava Premier League champion
Vonghurst Capitols (VRB)      V. League champion

Format
With sixteen teams, the format of the group stage would be four groups of four, with each team playing all of its group opponents once. As UICA cup champions, El Nacional and Soldarian FC were automatically placed in groups A and B. The six remaining seeded teams were placed in one pot, and the eight unseeded teams in another pot. The groups were drawn as follows:

Group A: El Nacional, Merpisms CE, New Toronto, Steckholl United
Group B: Soldarian FC, Aeropag Penguins, The Grey Towers, Volodiscow Resistance
Group C: East Reading, Mercia Bromham, RGS Athletic, SC Caimanes
Group D: Atlético Jutense, Unión de Ciudagua, Vonghurst Capitols, Western Territories

The group standings would be determined, in order, by points, head-to-head result, goal difference, goals for, and fair play standings. The winner of each group advanced to the playoff bracket (for 1st–4th place), the runners-up to the consolation bracket (for 5th–8th place), the third-placed teams to the classification bracket (for 9th–12th place), and the fourth-placed teams to the kindoff bracket (for 13th–16th place). In each bracket, the team from Group A was paired with the team from Group D, and the team from Group B with the team from Group C.

Group A results

Matchday 1
(SRG)               El Nacional    2–1    Steckholl United          (DEL)
(VPH)               Merpisms CE    1–0    New Toronto               (WZI)
Matchday 2
(DEL)          Steckholl United    1–1    New Toronto               (WZI)
(SRG)               El Nacional    3–1    Merpisms CE               (VPH)
Matchday 3
(VPH)               Merpisms CE    3–1    Steckholl United          (DEL)
(WZI)               New Toronto    0–3    El Nacional               (SRG)

  Group A                           P    W   D   L   GF  GA   GD  Pts
1 El Nacional                 SRG   3    3   0   0    8   2   +6    9   Pl
2 Merpisms CE                 VPH   3    2   0   1    5   4   +1    6   Co
3 Steckholl United            DEL   3    0   1   2    3   6   −3    1*  Cl
4 New Toronto                 WZI   3    0   1   2    1   5   −4    1*  Ki
* Steckholl United ahead of New Toronto on goal difference

Group B results

Matchday 1
(ESF)              Soldarian FC    0–0    Volodiscow Resistance     (SOM)
(PSC)          Aeropag Penguins    0–3    The Grey Towers           (NTH)
Matchday 2
(SOM)     Volodiscow Resistance    2–1    The Grey Towers           (NTH)
(ESF)              Soldarian FC    3–0    Aeropag Penguins          (PSC)
Matchday 3
(PSC)          Aeropag Penguins    0–1    Volodiscow Resistance     (SOM)
(NTH)           The Grey Towers    1–1    Soldarian FC              (ESF)

  Group B                           P    W   D   L   GF  GA   GD  Pts 
1 Volodiscow Resistance       SOM   3    2   1   0    3   1   +2    7   Pl
2 Soldarian FC                ESF   3    1   2   0    4   1   +3    5   Co
3 The Grey Towers             NTH   3    1   1   1    5   3   +2    4   Cl
4 Aeropag Penguins            PSC   3    0   0   3    0   7   −7    0   Ki

Group C results

Matchday 1
(SNO)              East Reading    1–1    SC Caimanes               (VLD)
(KRY)            Mercia Bromham    3–0    RGS Athletic              (EFL)
Matchday 2
(VLD)               SC Caimanes    0–2    RGS Athletic              (EFL)
(SNO)              East Reading    0–1    Mercia Bromham            (KRY)
Matchday 3
(KRY)            Mercia Bromham    0–0    SC Caimanes               (VLD)
(EFL)              RGS Athletic    1–0    East Reading              (SNO)

  Group C                           P    W   D   L   GF  GA   GD  Pts 
1 Mercia Bromham              KRY   3    2   1   0    4   0   +4    7   Pl
2 RGS Athletic                EFL   3    2   0   1    3   3    0    6   Co
3 SC Caimanes                 VLD   3    0   2   1    1   3   −2    2   Cl
4 East Reading                SNO   3    0   1   2    1   3   −2    1   Ki

Group D results

Matchday 1
(CAF)          Atlético Jutense    1–0    Western Territories       (LEN)
(AGU)         Unión de Ciudagua    2–0    Vonghurst Capitols        (VRB)
Matchday 2
(LEN)       Western Territories    1–1    Vonghurst Capitols        (VRB)
(CAF)          Atlético Jutense    1–1    Unión de Ciudagua         (AGU)
Matchday 3
(AGU)         Unión de Ciudagua    1–0    Western Territories       (LEN)
(VRB)        Vonghurst Capitols    4–1    Atlético Jutense          (CAF)

  Group D                           P    W   D   L   GF  GA   GD  Pts 
1 Unión de Ciudagua           AGU   3    2   1   0    4   1   +3    7   Pl
2 Vonghurst Capitols          VRB   3    1   1   1    5   4   +1    4*  Co
3 Atlético Jutense            CAF   3    1   1   1    3   5   −2    4*  Cl
4 Western Territories         LEN   3    0   1   2    1   3   −2    1   Ki
* Vonghurst Capitols ahead of Atlético Jutense on head-to-head points

Kindoff bracket

Semifinals
(WZI)               New Toronto    1–2    Western Territories       (LEN)
(PSC)          Aeropag Penguins    3–1    East Reading              (SNO)

Kindoff
(WZI)               New Toronto    0–1    East Reading              (SNO)

Thirteenth place match
(LEN)       Western Territories  p 2–2    Aeropag Penguins          (PSC)  (2–2 FT, 5–4 pen)

The kindoff participants, New Toronto and East Reading, each received 4 kg Au of the prize fund. The beleaguered Aeropag Penguins, as the fourteenth-placed team, received 4.5 kg Au, while thirteenth-placed Western Territories received 5 kg Au. Each team in the kindoff bracket received a plaque commemorating the club’s participation in the tournament, as well as small goody bags containing an assortment of foods and trinkets with a total cash value of 98.4 g Au.

Classification bracket

Semifinals
(DEL)          Steckholl United    0–1    Atlético Jutense          (CAF)
(NTH)           The Grey Towers    4–0    SC Caimanes               (VLD)

Eleventh place match
(DEL)          Steckholl United  e 4–2    SC Caimanes               (VLD)  (2–2 FT)

Ninth place match
(CAF)          Atlético Jutense    2–1    The Grey Towers           (NTH)

SC Caimanes received 5.5 kg Au for their twelfth-place finish; Steckholl United, who one-upped their performance in last season’s tournament, received 6 kg Au. The Grey Towers’ erratic performances landed them 6.5 kg Au for its tenth place, while Atlético Jutense managed to salvage themselves after a shocking defeat knocked the pre-tournament favorites out of a playoff spot, eventually earning 7 kg Au for ninth place. Each team in the classification bracket also received a plaque, complemented by larger goody bags with a total cash value of 149.0 g Au.

Consolation bracket

Semifinals
(VPH)               Merpisms CE    0–3    Vonghurst Capitols        (VRB)
(ESF)              Soldarian FC    1–0    RGS Athletic              (EFL)

Seventh place match
(VPH)               Merpisms CE    1–1 p  RGS Athletic              (EFL)  (1–1 FT, 4–5 pen)

Fifth place match
(VRB)        Vonghurst Capitols    1–2    Soldarian FC              (ESF)

Eighth-placed Merpisms CE, who lived up to expectations by choking in an global competition, received 8 kg Au in prize money; RGS Athletic, as surprise winner of the seventh place match, received 9 kg Au. International débutant Vonghurst Capitols was unable to add to its impressive tally of three-goal wins over world-famous clubs, receiving 10 kg Au for their defeat in the fifth place match, while their conquerors Soldarian FC were given 11 kg Au for their efforts. Each team in the consolation bracket was also given a plaque, complemented by larger goody bags with a total cash value of 218.6 g Au.

Playoff bracket

Semifinals
(SRG)               El Nacional    0–1    Unión de Ciudagua         (AGU)
(SOM)     Volodiscow Resistance    0–3    Mercia Bromham            (KRY)

Third place match
(SRG)               El Nacional    1–0    Volodiscow Resistance     (SOM)

Final
(AGU)         Unión de Ciudagua    0–1    Mercia Bromham            (KRY)

Though Volodiscow Resistance had proved to be the equals of the Globe Cup champion in the group stage, they did not fare as well agains the Champions’ Cup champion, losing on their way to a fourth-place finish and 12 kg Au. Consequently, El Nacional finished third and won 13 kg Au. The final would feature two champions of two well-matched, though not top-tier, “ligas”—la Liga Aguazuleña and the Liga Calania—and the match turned out to be as even as one would expect, with the quasi-anglophones winning out by a single goal to nil. For their part in the final, Unión de Ciudagua received 14 kg Au. Mercia Bromham, beaten finalists six years ago in the first edition of this tournament, came away with a bigger trophy this time around in addition to 15 kg Au. Each team in the playoff bracket received a trophy, varying slightly in size based on the club’s placing, and each player of the top three teams received an appropriately-colored medal. The four teams also received goody bags, with a stated cash value was 490 g Au.

Élite League 2186–87

In 2186, the PSC released its comprehensive analysis of Paripanan football, entitled “PSC Roadmap for Football: Building a Bridge to the Twenty-Third Century (And Other Fine Clichés).” The report, approved by the PSC Executive Committee, contains (among other fascinating details) the following mandates for the development of football in the PSC’s member associations:

2194–95: Eight teams relegate from Élite League One and twelve teams relegate from Élite League Two. This reduces both leagues to thirty-two teams.
2196–97: Élite League Cup abolished. Association cups are now played during first half of season. Paripana Open Cup is established, which consists of a qualifying phase involving all non-league teams affiliated with PSC members during the mid-season break, and a final phase in which the sixteen qualifiers are joined by the sixty-four league members during the second half of the season. The Open Cup winner is awarded the PSC’s highest place in the Globe Cup (regardless of association). All third-division leagues now required to have between sixteen and twenty teams. All PSC-affiliated lower leagues must now be played annually, and may not include reserve teams.
2198–99: All third-division leagues now required to relegate between two and four teams to a fourth-division league containing between eight and twenty teams.
2200–01: Play-in is abolished. The sixteen non-league qualifiers to the Paripana Open Cup are now exempted from their respective leagues for the second year of the season to play in the Promotion League, from which the top four teams are promoted to League Two and the rest are relegated back to their respective leagues. All fourth-division leagues now required to contain at least sixteen teams.

The report also recommended that any leagues below the fourth division be regionalized by 2198–99, so as to avoid unnecessary travel burdens on lower-caliber clubs.

Élite League One
A season of upsets saw Capitalizt SLANI’s normally-dominant mazarine clubs finish below four teams of Jasĭyun, losing a place in the TakilQuip Champions’ Cup’s preliminary phase to them in the process. CF Mont-Pluie Jativa was able to build on its success last season and finish in position to qualify for the Globe Cup, but await news of their lower-league parent club’s fate in the AFF League Cup before their participation—which would be the first by a member of l’ACF in a first-division club competition—can become a certainty. Eighteenth-place Heidelstadt Falken would stand to benefit from upsets in the Outer Island, as the next-highest-placed team not a member of Capitalizt SLANI.

⁠                                   P    W   D   L    GF   GA    GD   Pts
 1 Naquada Falls Demons      JSY  70   37  16  17   132   99   +33   127  Champion/TQCC
 2 Carter FC                 JSY  70   35  12  23   114   87   +27   117  TQCC
 3 Qidade Savana             JSY  70   32  21  17   155  120   +35   117  TQCC
 4 Noka Mariners             JSY  70   33  15  22   114   95   +19   114  TQCC
 5 Sonoma Center Panthers    COM  70   32  18  20   160  129   +31   114  TQCC
 6 Yuba United               COM  70   30  19  21   100   75   +25   109  TQCC
 7 Sokojiwa Dosi CK          COM  70   30  19  21   142  133    +9   109  TQCC
 8 Aeropag Penguins          COM  70   29  20  21    94   76   +18   107  GC
 9 New Haverford Albion      JSY  70   30  14  26    99  101    −2   104  GC
10 Kitsilano Konquerors      COM  70   26  26  18    62   49   +13   104  GC
11 Kagoshima Phoenix         COM  70   26  25  19    79   58   +21   103  GC
12 Black Oasis Athletic      COM  70   29  15  26    93   88    +5   102  GC
13 CF Mont-Pluie Jativa      ACF  70   28  14  28   125  141   −16    98  GC*
14 Medoria Löwen             COM  70   26  19  25   119  123    −4    97
15 Árgos LP                  COM  70   27  15  28   109  102    +7    96
16 San Solari FC             COM  70   27  15  28    85   89    −4    96
17 Sokojito Dosi Gyulhabdwen COM  70   26  18  26    97   88    +9    96
18 Heidelstadt Falken        JSY  70   25  20  25   113  102   +11    95  *
19 Dûsanto Mojaikĭjĭ         JSY  70   23  24  23    87   82    +5    93
20 Dawson Springs FC         COM  70   21  29  20    59   56    +3    92
21 Keto Lodĭlunajĭ           JSY  70   25  16  29   120  131   −11    91
22 Tallahassee Blues         JSY  70   23  19  28   105  123   −18    88
23 Cordubovica Falcons       COM  70   22  22  26    85   85     0    88
24 Forest Hill FC            JSY  70   22  22  26    87   89    −2    88
25 Sokojito Dosi Dalamjwijĭ  JSY  70   22  21  27    77   76    +1    87
26 Natestadt Nationalisten   COM  70   21  24  25    58   65    −7    87
27 Griffin Zebras            JSY  70   22  20  28    91  111   −20    86
28 Jamaica Giants            JSY  70   19  28  23    95   99    −4    85
29 Graceville Salamanders    JSY  70   17  32  21    72   84   −12    83
30 KQ Nepáïire Tingitana     COM  70   21  19  30    79  111   −32    82
31 Lisda Lokado Goji Salamjĭ JSY  70   17  30  23    45   58   −13    81
32 Eintracht Maastricht      JSY  70   21  17  32   112  135   −23    80
33 San Diego Iguanas         COM  70   21  17  32    91  111   −20    80  Relegated
34 Chorion Bluffs Knights    COM  70   19  22  29    86  104   −18    79  Relegated
35 Seansburgh Cougars        COM  70   19  18  33    75   99   −24    75  Relegated
36 Floral FC                 JSY  70   18  17  35   118  160   −42    71  Relegated
 * CF Mont-Pluie Jativa’s entry into the Globe Cup is contingent upon CF Mont-Pluie
   not entering the TQCC or GC; Heidelstadt Falken would replace them if necessary

Élite League Two

⁠                                   P    W   D   L    GF   GA    GD   Pts 
 1 West Bend Wildcats        JSY  70   34  18  18   110   82   +28   120  Promoted/SBCC
 2 South Coast United        JSY  70   32  17  21   104   81   +23   113  Promoted/SBCC
 3 Syoko Poggyuggijĭ         COM  70   28  27  15    64   40   +24   111  Promoted/SBCC
 4 Sonoma City Volcanoes     COM  70   28  23  19   107   94   +13   107  Promoted/SBCC
 5 VfB Lordrin               LTK  70   30  16  24    96   94    +2   106  SBCC
 6 Silto Dosi Yasæŋmajĭ      JSY  70   28  22  20    96   85   +11   106  SBCC
 7 Alexandria Porcupines     JSY  70   25  31  14    68   47   +21   106  SBCC
 8 New Hampton Terrapins     JSY  70   29  18  23    99   85   +14   105  SBCC
 9 Jonloli Gyulhabdwen       COM  70   29  17  24    83   79    +4   104
10 Kaiwu Mavericks           JSY  70   29  16  25    79   68   +11   103
11 FC 2170 Sorastadt         LTK  70   27  22  21    81   69   +12   103
12 High Mountain Buffalo     JSY  70   27  21  22    90   78   +12   102
13 Scarab Inferno            COM  70   27  18  25   134  125    +9    99
14 Humai Titans              JSY  70   26  21  23    90   74   +16    99
15 St Raphael B’ing Bishops  JSY  70   25  24  21    62   53    +9    99
16 Werd Beachcombers         COM  70   24  27  19    71   66    +5    99
17 New Town Red Devils       JSY  70   26  19  25    79   73    +6    97
18 SpVgg Tolzerio            COM  70   22  31  17    46   42    +4    97
19 Charleston FC             JSY  70   27  15  28    95  100    −5    96
20 Lexington FC              JSY  70   25  18  27    98   99    −1    93
21 Laniuq Explorers          COM  70   23  24  23    67   66    +1    93
22 Accola Eagles             COM  70   23  23  24    62   68    −6    92
23 Lexington Firefoxes       COM  70   24  19  27   101  112   −11    91
24 Pórto-Khe Dolophónoi      COM  70   22  24  24    49   48    +1    90
25 KQ Sirto                  COM  70   22  21  27   107  109    −2    87
26 Ebestigatûs Tæpûŋjĭ       COM  70   21  24  25    79   88    −9    87
27 Südtolzerio Kreuzfahrer   JSY  70   22  20  28    76   93   −17    86
28 Suŋja Pitus Gyulhabdwen   JSY  70   21  23  26    60   69    −9    86
29 CS Port-Lusambeau         ACF  70   23  16  31   106  113    −7    85
30 Canton United             JSY  70   22  19  29    78   97   −19    85
31 Jackson FC                COM  70   18  30  22    64   62    +2    84
32 Impact de Tory-sur-Rea    ACF  70   21  19  30   108  139   −31    82
33 RKA Warriors              COM  70   20  21  29    90  106   −16    81  Relegated
34 Hundon FC                 COM  70   21  17  32    88  107   −19    80  Relegated
35 Penbûlg Donʼûjĭ           JSY  70   17  16  37   100  124   −24    67  Relegated
36 Acklund Krokodile         JSY  70   18  11  41   118  170   −52    65  Relegated

Élite League Cup

Fourth Round
(EL1)      Black Oasis Athletic    1–0    New Haverford Albion      (EL1)
(EL1)             Medoria Löwen    2–2    Griffin Zebras            (EL1)
(EL1)        Heidelstadt Falken    1–1    San Solari FC             (EL1)
(EL2)         Werd Beachcombers    3–2    Chorion Bluffs Knights    (EL1)
(EL1)             Qidade Savana    0–1    Kagoshima Phoenix         (EL1)
(EL2)             Canton United    2–3    CS Port-Lusambeau         (EL2)
(EL1) Sokojito Dosi Gyulhabdwen    4–2    Sokojiwa Dosi CK          (EL1)
(EL1)      Kitsilano Konquerors    0–0    Carter FC                 (EL1)
Fourth Round Replays
(EL1)            Griffin Zebras    4–2    Medoria Löwen             (EL1)
(EL1)             San Solari FC    3–3    Heidelstadt Falken        (EL1)
(EL1)                 Carter FC    1–1    Kitsilano Konquerors      (EL1)
Fourth Round Second Replays
(EL1)        Heidelstadt Falken    0–0    San Solari FC             (EL1)
(EL1)      Kitsilano Konquerors    0–1    Carter FC                 (EL1)
Fourth Round Third Replay
(EL1)             San Solari FC    0–1    Heidelstadt Falken        (EL1)
Quarterfinals
(EL1)      Black Oasis Athletic    3–1    Griffin Zebras            (EL1)
(EL1)        Heidelstadt Falken    1–0    Werd Beachcombers         (EL2)
(EL1)         Kagoshima Phoenix    2–0    CS Port-Lusambeau         (EL2)
(EL1) Sokojito Dosi Gyulhabdwen    1–1    Carter FC                 (EL1)
Quarterfinal Replay
(EL1)                 Carter FC    2–0    Sokojito Dosi Gyulhabdwen (EL1)
Semifinals
(EL1)      Black Oasis Athletic    1–0    Heidelstadt Falken        (EL1)
(EL1)         Kagoshima Phoenix    0–0    Carter FC                 (EL1)
Semifinal Replay
(EL1)                 Carter FC    3–1    Kagoshima Phoenix         (EL1)
Final (@ Holmes Stadium, Columbia)
(EL1)      Black Oasis Athletic    1–0    Carter FC                 (EL1)

Jasĭyun Ligĭ

Ligĭ A

⁠                                   P    W   D   L    GF   GA    GD   Pts 
 1 New Demarnican Town            58   25  21  12    73   55   +18    96  Promoted
 2 High Mountain Buffalo B        58   26  17  15    79   64   +15    95
 3 New Hampton Terrapins B        58   25  20  13    88   70   +18    95
 4 AFC Beaagkh                    58   27  11  20    84   76    +8    92  Play-in
 5 Portland Safari                58   25  14  19    91   77   +14    89  Play-in
 6 Musketiere Twintown            58   24  16  18    74   56   +18    88
 7 Kyodoli Gyulhabdwen            58   26   9  23    68   69    −1    87
 8 Syoko Bĭllûwiŋjĭ               58   24  15  19    61   61     0    87
 9 DCY Senagado                   58   20  26  12    53   45    +8    86
10 Eastfield Rogues               58   22  19  17    74   68    +6    85
11 Heidelstadt Falken B           58   23  15  20    88   71   +17    84
12 AC Crotts                      58   22  16  20    76   78    −2    82
13 FC Roliger                     58   21  19  18    70   62    +8    82
14 Qidade Savana B                58   23  12  23   102  100    +2    81
15 Jamaica Giants B               58   20  21  17    76   71    +5    81
16 SK Fjordalen                   58   21  16  21    80   67   +13    79
17 Silto Dosi Yasæŋmajĭ B         58   20  18  20    76   85    −9    78
18 Niuqburger SV                  58   18  24  16    48   48     0    78
19 Nyendoli Yoŋjĭ                 58   19  20  19    46   44    +2    77
20 Gyogano CK                     58   18  21  19    59   61    −2    75
21 Alemannia Zanaarkland          58   17  22  19    51   64   −13    73
22 Elemria United                 58   20  12  26    82   94   −12    72
23 Dyacyi Sunʼwunjĭ               58   21   7  30    75   86   −11    70
24 Pulete Selabara                58   19  13  26    80   79    +1    70
25 Naquada Falls Demons B         58   17  19  22    77   75    +2    70
26 Noka Mariners B                58   17  19  22    49   54    −5    70
27 Afton FC                       58   13  25  20    75   87   −12    64
28 Grant City Lions               58   13  16  29    54   92   −38    55  Relegated
29 New Werteimann FC              58   11  22  25    29   48   −19    55  Relegated
30 Tribbledor Town                58   12  17  29    60   91   −31    53  Relegated

Promoted from Ligĭ B: Dûsanto Mojaikĭjĭ B, Huracán Suenta, Spring House FC
Relegated from Ligĭ B: Æon United, Hampton Paladins, Miso Dosi Namjagjĭ

Promoted from Ligĭ C: Kdredíkas Pólī, Fortuna Georgetown, St Lawrence FC
Relegated from Ligĭ C: Choi City Cannibals, Chilson FC, Viborg FC

Promoted from Ligĭ D: Fyres Point Wanderers, FC Edalpede, Jonloli CK

Jasĭyun Kub

Fifth Round
(EL2)     New Hampton Terrapins    1–2 e  Floral FC                 (EL1)
(JLB)                  SV Hijah    2–0    New Demarnican Town       (JLA)
(EL2)         Acklund Krokodile    1–1 p  SK Fjordalen              (JLA)
(JLC)        Fortuna Georgetown    0–3    St Lawrence FC            (JLC)
(JLC)    S’to Dosi Dalamjwijĭ B    2–2 p  Alexandria Porcupines     (EL2)
(JLC)            Dresford Coast    1–1 p  Sokojito Dosi Dalamjwijĭ  (EL1)
(JLA)              DCY Senagado    0–2    Suŋja Pitus Gyulhabdwen   (EL2)
(EL1)             Noka Mariners  e 2–1    Eintracht Maastricht      (EL1)
Quarterfinals
(EL1)                 Floral FC    5–0    SV Hijah                  (JLB)
(JLA)              SK Fjordalen    1–2    St Lawrence FC            (JLC)
(EL2)     Alexandria Porcupines    2–0    Sokojito Dosi Dalamjwijĭ  (EL1)
(EL2)   Suŋja Pitus Gyulhabdwen    0–1    Noka Mariners             (EL1)
Semifinals
(EL1)                 Floral FC    7–3    St Lawrence FC            (JLC)
(EL2)     Alexandria Porcupines    1–0    Noka Mariners             (EL1)
Final (@ Sokojito Überdome, Sokojito Dosi)
(EL1)                 Floral FC    0–5    Alexandria Porcupines     (EL2)

Capitalizt SLANI League

Premier Division

⁠                                   P    W   D   L    GF   GA    GD   Pts 
 1 SV Landemeine                  60   33  10  17   101   72   +29   109  Promoted
 2 Lolestû CK                     60   30  17  13    79   49   +30   107  Play-in
 3 Kainia Marauders               60   29  15  16    86   67   +19   102  Play-in
 4 SV Pößneck                     60   27  17  16    79   62   +17    98
 5 Washington Tigers              60   28  12  20    80   63   +17    96
 6 Dalit Säbel                    60   27  15  18    80   63   +17    96
 7 Ari FC                         60   26  18  16   102   87   +15    96
 8 Eintracht Südtolzerio          60   25  21  14    65   50   +15    96
 9 Teyacû Joŋlyûgijĭ              60   24  19  17    83   78    +5    91
10 SimuNation FC                  60   25  15  20    86   82    +4    90
11 Oak Acres Lynx                 60   24  16  20   119  109   +10    88
12 Kondûli Sanyaŋjĭ               60   25  12  23    76   76     0    87
13 Florence Opera                 60   23  18  19   118  108   +10    87
14 Navarre Town                   60   21  20  19    61   60    +1    83
15 Blauplanet Krieger             60   23  13  24    87   95    −8    82
16 Sayle FC                       60   22  15  23    90   91    −1    81
17 Khikhī Enōménos                60   21  15  24    58   70   −12    78
18 Dionte City                    60   20  18  22   101   95    +6    78
19 Querzakhi United               60   18  23  19    53   55    −2    77
20 Dyacyi Yûmonminjĭ              60   19  17  24    73   77    −4    74
21 Commerce Heights T’birds       60   19  17  24    85   92    −7    74
22 Sonobago Dosi CK               60   21   9  30    83   89    −6    72
23 KQ Internepáïire               60   19  14  27    89  110   −21    71
24 Dennis Bears                   60   18  17  25    49   56    −7    71
25 SpVgg Königstadt               60   20  10  30    90  112   −22    70
26 Groitzsch Stiere               60   16  21  23    75   85   −10    69
27 Khílest Enōménos               60   16  20  24    41   60   −19    68
28 SV Veernan                     60   16  19  25    86   90    −4    67  Relegated
29 Verona FC                      60   18  10  32    99  122   −23    64  Relegated
30 Goyaŋ CK                       60   17  12  31    73   88   −15    63  Relegated
31 Cambridge Pioniere             60   13  19  28    84  118   −34    58  Relegated

Promoted from First Division: Midway Wolves, New Seoul Cougars, Columbia Sharks, FC Glückstadt
Relegated from First Division: New Prince FC, Linsûg Dosi CK, Tidûs Gaŋcul, Blue Hill FC

Promoted from Second Division: New Brunswick Athletic, SV Klütz, Naiba United, Yafotie Herculaneum
Relegated from Second Division: Mmflorgp Aaarrgggh, Batesville City FC, Reston FC, AFC Commerce Heights

Promoted from Third Division: Prontera Athletic, AFC IJsselmeer, Pagaye Centaurs, Luca Möwen

Capitalizt SLANI Cup

Fifth Round
(EL1)             San Solari FC    3–0    Scarab Inferno            (EL2)
(EL1)                  Árgos LP    2–2 p  Dawson Springs FC         (EL1)
(EL1)       Cordubovica Falcons    2–0    Keto Kanaliajĭ            (SL1)
(SL1)      New Lexington United    0–2    Columbia Sharks           (SL1)
(EL1)          Sokojiwa Dosi CK    3–0    KQ Qidádire Putemo        (SL1)
(EL1)        Seansburgh Cougars  p 0–0    Syoko Poggyuggijĭ         (EL2)
(SLP)              Dennis Bears    2–1    Oak Acres Lynx            (SLP)
(SL1)    Silto Dosi Gyulhabdwen    0–2 e  Chorion Bluffs Knights    (EL1)
Quarterfinals
(EL1)             San Solari FC    2–0    Dawson Springs FC         (EL1)
(EL1)       Cordubovica Falcons    3–2    Columbia Sharks           (SL1)
(EL1)          Sokojiwa Dosi CK    0–1    Seansburgh Cougars        (EL1)
(SLP)              Dennis Bears    0–2    Chorion Bluffs Knights    (EL1)
Semifinals
(EL1)             San Solari FC    0–1 e  Cordubovica Falcons       (EL1)
(EL1)        Seansburgh Cougars    0–1    Chorion Bluffs Knights    (EL1)
Final (@ Holmes Stadium, Columbia)
(EL1)       Cordubovica Falcons    0–1    Chorion Bluffs Knights    (EL1)

Ligue francophone du Paripana

⁠                                   P    W   D   L    GF   GA    GD   Pts 
 1 US Aeropag                     48   21  14  13    59   40   +19    77  Play-in
 2 CF Sioko                       48   19  17  12    41   34    +7    74
 3 Olympique Colombien            48   18  19  11    53   38   +15    73
 4 Côte Sud de Paléoparipie       48   16  20  12    40   37    +3    68
 5 Racing de Planète-Bleue        48   17  15  16    57   52    +5    66
 6 AS Éstimfalus                  48   15  20  13    32   31    +1    65
 7 FC Hendersonbourg              48   18  10  20    78   79    −1    64
 8 CS Nalimarie                   48   14  21  13    40   39    +1    63
 9 Stade d’Adoup                  48   14  19  15    55   61    −6    61
10 Villeneuve FC                  48   14  16  18    44   52    −8    58
11 Stade Elemrien                 48   11  22  15    30   37    −7    55
12 CS Sept-Onze Florence          48   10  20  18    38   48   −10    50
13 Septentrionien de Gades        48   11  15  22    45   64   −19    48

Coupe francophone du Paripana

Huitièmes de finales
(LFP)                  CF Sioko    1–0    Racing de Planète-Bleue   (LFP)
(LFP)             Villeneuve FC  p 1–1    CS Nalimarie              (LFP)
(LFP)  Côte Sud de Paléoparipie    1–0    CS Port-Lusambeau         (EL2)
(EL1)      CF Mont-Pluie Jativa    4–1    Stade Elemrien            (LFP)
(LFP)         FC Hendersonbourg    1–0    Septentrionien de Gades   (LFP)
(LFP)     CS Sept-Onze Florence    0–3    Stade d’Adoup             (LFP)
(LFP)             AS Éstimfalus    2–1    Olympique Colombien       (LFP)
(EL2)    Impact de Tory-sur-Rea    2–1    US Aeropag                (LFP)
Quart de finales
(LFP)                  CF Sioko  e 3–1    Villeneuve FC             (LFP)
(LFP)  Côte Sud de Paléoparipie    1–1 p  CF Mont-Pluie Jativa      (EL1)
(LFP)         FC Hendersonbourg    1–3    Stade d’Adoup             (LFP)
(LFP)             AS Éstimfalus    2–3 e  Impact de Tory-sur-Rea    (EL2)
Demi-finales
(LFP)                  CF Sioko    3–2    CF Mont-Pluie Jativa      (EL1)
(LFP)             Stade d’Adoup    2–1    Impact de Tory-sur-Rea    (EL2)
Final (@ Stade de la Tour Olympique, Aéropag)
(LFP)                  CF Sioko    1–0    Stade d’Adoup             (LFP)

Lontorikanische Oberliga

⁠                                   P    W   D   L    GF   GA    GD   Pts 
 1 SV Doktors                     44   24   6  14    83   68   +15    78  Play-in
 2 Wacker Ostsokojito             44   21  10  13    75   63   +12    73
 3 Eintracht Kentral              44   19  11  14    59   48   +11    68
 4 Eintracht Howard               44   17  16  11    30   27    +3    67
 5 Viktoria Yojimbo               44   16  16  12    47   39    +8    64
 6 SpVgg Shamboot                 44   17  12  15    62   61    +1    63
 7 1. FC Schlußphantasie          44   16  11  17    59   59     0    59
 8 Jahmeel Sporen                 44   15  14  15    53   54    −1    59
 9 Excelsior Ifrit                44   10  21  13    31   36    −5    51
10 SpVgg Twintown                 44   12  12  20    46   54    −8    48
11 Stahl Medoria                  44    9  17  18    39   51   −12    44
12 Melbin Fledertiere             44    7  16  21    31   55   −24    37

LSB-Pokal

Achtelfinale
(ObL)                SV Doktors    3–4    SpVgg Twintown            (ObL)
(ObL)           Excelsior Ifrit    0–1    Eintracht Kentral         (ObL)
(ObL)        Melbin Fledertiere    1–0    SpVgg Shamboot            (ObL)
(ObL)            Jahmeel Sporen    3–0    1. FC Schlußphantasie     (ObL)
(ObL)          Viktoria Yojimbo    0–1    Eintracht Howard          (ObL)
(ObL)             Stahl Medoria    0–1    Wacker Ostsokojito        (ObL)
Viertelfinale
(ObL)            SpVgg Twintown    2–1    Melbin Fledertiere        (ObL)
(ObL)          Eintracht Howard    0–2    FC 2170 Sorastadt         (EL2)
(ObL)            Jahmeel Sporen    0–3    Eintracht Kentral         (ObL)
(EL2)               VfB Lordrin    5–1    Wacker Ostsokojito        (ObL)
Halbfinale
(ObL)            SpVgg Twintown    2–1    FC 2170 Sorastadt         (EL2)
(ObL)         Eintracht Kentral    2–3    VfB Lordrin               (EL2)
Endspiel (@ Auswärtssieg Arena, Natestadt)
(ObL)            SpVgg Twintown    2–0    VfB Lordrin               (EL2)

Academy Football League

⁠                                       P    W   D   L    GF   GA    GD   Pts 
 1 Woodruff Culinary Institute        48   24   6  18    72   55   +17    78  Play-in
 2 Paruvia Institute of Technology    48   20  17  11    61   41   +20    77
 3 Novaria Technical Institute        48   20  13  15    76   69    +7    73
 4 Evestigatus Institute of the Arts  48   19  15  14    47   40    +7    72
 5 University of Konila               48   19  14  15    60   47   +13    71
 6 Lusambo Academy of Science         48   18  11  19    41   46    −5    65
 7 Akademie der Cambridge             48   17  14  17    57   58    −1    65
 8 Van Prooijen University            48   17  13  18    70   68    +2    64
 9 Great Northern University          48   15  16  17    54   56    −2    61
10 University of Sonoma               48   15  13  20    75   85   −10    58
11 Easthampton College                48   15  12  21    60   72   −12    57
12 Akademe Teknólogire Kolumbem       48   14  14  20    55   70   −15    56
13 Portland Business Library          48   14  12  22    46   67   −21    54

Academy Championship Trophy

First Round
(AFL)               Easthampton College  p 2–2    University of Sonoma              (AFL)
(AFL)         Portland Business Library    3–3 p  Van Prooijen University           (AFL)
(AFL)            Akademie der Cambridge    0–1    Akademe Teknólogire Kolumbem      (AFL)
(AFL) Evestigatus Institute of the Arts    0–1    Paruvia Institute of Technology   (AFL)
(AFL)         Great Northern University    1–2 e  Lusambo Academy of Science        (AFL)
Quarterfinals
(AFL)              University of Konila    1–0    Easthampton College               (AFL)
(AFL)        Lusambo Academy of Science    1–1 p  Van Prooijen University           (AFL)
(AFL)       Woodruff Culinary Institute    1–0    Paruvia Institute of Technology   (AFL)
(AFL)      Akademe Teknólogire Kolumbem    0–1    Novaria Technical Institute       (AFL)
Semifinals
(AFL)              University of Konila    1–2    Van Prooijen University           (AFL)
(AFL)       Woodruff Culinary Institute    0–2    Novaria Technical Institute       (AFL)
IUCC Qualifying Playoff (played over two legs)
(AFL)              University of Konila    0–1    Woodruff Culinary Institute       (AFL)   0–0   0–1
Final (@ Metropolitan Stadium, Commerce Heights)
(AFL)           Van Prooijen University    2–1    Novaria Technical Institute       (AFL)

Premier Community Football League

⁠                                   P    W   D   L    GF   GA    GD   Pts 
 1 Unelviaspor Kulübü        CAA  48   25   8  15    91   79   +12    83  Play-in
 2 Yuba CSC                  CAA  48   23  14  11    58   39   +19    83
 3 FC Blauplanet             CAA  48   24   3  21    78   79    −1    75
 4 Sportfreunde Quin Town    CAA  48   21  12  15    76   62   +14    75
 5 Keto CK                   CAA  48   22   8  18    99   93    +6    74
 6 Spighters FC              CAA  48   22   7  19   105   91   +14    73
 7 CD Tory-on-Rea            CAA  48   19  16  13    58   41   +17    73
 8 Suenta Calcio             CAA  48   16  16  16    71   73    −2    64
 9 Boopingtons IF            CAA  48   18   8  22    64   73    −9    62
10 Corinthians of Esto       CAA  48   14  14  20    80   95   −15    56
11 Adoup Town                CAA  48   14  13  21    59   68    −9    55
12 Oktoli Gyulhabdwen        CAA  48   10  14  24    60   83   −23    44
13 Concordia Königstadt      CAA  48    9  17  22    49   72   −23    44

CAA Cup

First Round
(CAA)            Boopingtons IF    2–1    Oktoli Gyulhabdwen        (CAA)
(CAA)                Adoup Town    2–4    FC Blauplanet             (CAA)
(CAA)      Concordia Königstadt    0–1 e  Yuba CSC                  (CAA)
(CAA)    Sportfreunde Quin Town    1–2    Corinthians of Esto       (CAA)
(CAA)             Suenta Calcio    2–1    Unelviaspor Kulübü        (CAA)
Quarterfinals
(CAA)                   Keto CK    3–1    Suenta Calcio             (CAA)
(CAA)             FC Blauplanet    1–0    CD Tory-on-Rea            (CAA)
(CAA)       Corinthians of Esto    4–0    Boopingtons IF            (CAA)
(CAA)              Spighters FC    2–1    Yuba CSC                  (CAA)
Semifinals
(CAA)                   Keto CK    0–1    FC Blauplanet             (CAA)
(CAA)       Corinthians of Esto    2–0    Spighters FC              (CAA)
Final (played over two legs)
(CAA)             FC Blauplanet    5–4    Corinthians of Esto       (CAA)   3–0   2–4

Élite League Play-in

Semifinals
(JSY)               AFC Beaagkh    4–0    Unelviaspor Kulübü        (CAA)   3–0   1–0
(COM)          Kainia Marauders  a 2–2    US Aeropag                (ACF)   0–1   2–1
(COM)                Lolestû CK    2–0    Woodruff Culinary         (ASA)   1–0   1–0
(JSY)           Portland Safari    5–6    SV Doktors                (LTK)   3–3   2–3
Finals
(JSY)               AFC Beaagkh    4–2    Kainia Marauders          (COM)   3–1   1–1
(COM)                Lolestû CK    0–2    SV Doktors                (LTK)   0–1   0–1

Despite a change in the representation of associations in the Élite League, the promotion system will again be unaltered for the 2188–89 season:

Automatic promotion: JSY1, COM1
Play-in semifinals: JSY2–CAA1, COM3–ACF1, COM2–ASA1, JSY3–LTK1
Play-in finals: winner SF1–winner SF2, winner SF3–winner SF4

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International qualification—Capitalizt SLANI
TakilQuip Champions’ Cup 23: Sonoma Center Panthers, Yuba United, Sokojiwa Dosi CK
Globe Cup 20: Aeropag Penguins, Kitsilano Konquerors, Kagoshima Phoenix, Black Oasis Athletic
Cygnus Series B Champions’ Cup 20: Syoko Poggyuggijĭ, Sonoma City Volcanoes

International qualification—Jasĭyun
TakilQuip Champions’ Cup 23: Naquada Falls Demons, Carter FC, Qidade Savana, Noka Mariners
Globe Cup 20: New Haverford Albion (and Heidelstadt Falken if CF Mont-Pluie (ADN) qualifies for the TQCC)
Cygnus Series B Champions’ Cup 20: West Bend Wildcats, South Coast United, Silto Dosi Yasæŋmajĭ, Alexandria Porcupines, New Hampton Terrapins

International qualification—Association des clubs francophones
Globe Cup 20: CF Mont-Pluie Jativa (if CF Mont-Pluie (ADN) does not qualify for the TQCC)

International qualification—Lontorikanische Sportbund
Cygnus Series B Champions’ Cup 20: VfB Lordrin

International qualification—Academy Sporting Association
International University Challenge Championship 28: Van Prooijen University, Novaria Technical Institute, Woodruff Culinary Institute

International final bid
International University Challenge Championship 28: Metropolitan Stadium, Commerce Heights (capacity 180 270)

Sponsorship bid

Aeropag Tribune Media tenders a bid to sponsor the twenty-eighth through thirty-first editions of the International University Challenge Championship. Should the bid be accepted, the tournament would be known as the “International University Challenge Championship presented by AT.” AT Media has commissioned a logo for the tournament, attempting to give it a “college feel” (whatever that means—these branding agency people are weird), and depicting three stars representing the competition’s three founding associations.

[Virabia]

As of today the v.league, the top footballing league in Virabia has gone into a hiatus. With no teams to play with in it we have had no choice but to go into hiatus. However, the 8 teams (including two new ones) that were supposed to play in the v.league next season will be playing in a as of yet un-named league that will feature teams from Virabia, Malak Free State and Anserkia. For the UICA competitions this cycle the SRPD qualifyers will be the ones representing Virabia, not the ones that qualified from the v.league competition.

As for the possibility of a second division this is at the moment unknown. However, it is possible the v.league could serve as a possible second division.

[Malak Free State]

This is it, the first season of the South Rushmori Premier Division, taking teams from Virabia, Malak Free State and Anseriska (apparently it's been an entire season since the last post in this thread, but so what? Get over it already!)

Some rules as to qualification, relegation etc.

There are three feeder leagues to the SRPD, the Malak A Lyga, Liga Anseriska and the as yet undefined Virabian league.

The Champion of the SRPD, as expected, would be the team that finishes on the highest points after 46 games (two versus each other team in the league).

The league has two TQCC places, one for the Virabian FA and one for the Malak FA (includes Anseriska). The highest finishing team for each association takes a TQCC place.

The league is awarded six Globe Cup places, these will be given to the teams finishing highest other than those with TQCC places. Malak teams must have at least one team in this, Anseriskan teams must be present in at least one place and Virabia two.

With relegation, four teams will be relegated each season, one team will be relegated from each of the three represented leagues. The next lowest finishing team will also be relegated, regardless of nationality. The relegated teams will be replaced by teams from that nation's league, ensuring that the numbers from each nation remain constant.

South Rushmori Premier Division 1

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Dinamo Byrsk MLK          46  30  11   5  115   64   51  101   C/TQCC
   2  Vonghurst Capitols VIR    46  28  11   7  110   64   46   95   TQCC
   3  Anseriska FK ANS          46  25  10  11  110   73   37   85   GC
   4  Torpedo Vitsyebsk MLK     46  25   9  12  118   82   36   84   GC
   5  Energas FK MLK            46  24   7  15   85   61   24   79   GC
   6  Spartaki Põgenema ANS     46  22   8  16  106   90   16   74   GC
   7  Atalanta B.C. VIR         46  21  10  15   84   73   11   73   GC
   8  Metalist Vitsyebsk MLK    46  18  12  16   83   76    7   66
   9  Portsham City VIR         46  20   6  20   75   76   -1   66   GC
  10  Spartaki Dakov ANS        46  19   8  19   95   94    1   65
  11  Espilon Psychic VIR       46  18  10  18   62   66   -4   64
  12  Vitsyebsk FK MLK          46  18   8  20   81   82   -1   62
  13  Ithaca Big Red VIR        46  18   8  20   70   75   -5   62
  14  BATE Sinsk MLK            46  16  12  18   78   79   -1   60
  15  Torpedo Brantdokk ANS     46  17   8  21   77   92  -15   59
  16  Granit Mikashevichi MLK   46  16   9  21   67   77  -10   57
  17  FK Turka MLK              46  15  10  21   69   89  -20   55
  18  Põgenema FK ANS           46  15   8  23   67   88  -21   53
  19  Metalist Cakow MLK        46  14  10  22   68   70   -2   52
  20  Charleston Artillery VIR  46  13  10  23   53   85  -32   49
  21  CD Vonghurst VIR          46  11  15  20   61   72  -11   48   R
  22  Cakow FK MLK              46  14   6  26   68  113  -45   48   R
  23  Beaverbury A.F.C. VIR     46  11  13  22   70   84  -14   46   R
  24  Famboneka Rushmori ANS    46  10   9  27   64  111  -47   39   R

A surprising Championship win for Dinamo Byrsk in the first season of the league, breaching the 100 point mark and winning by a comfortable six points. Virabian side Vonghurst Capitols also had a great season, fully deserving their TQCC place as they finish 10 points ahead of Anseriska FK. You can all see the rest of the table and sleep should occur soon so, yeah.



The A Lyga serves as the second division for Malak sides (non-Anseriskan), with between 1 and 2 promotion spots to the South Rushmori Premier Division and two SBCC spots.

Malak A Lyga 2

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Agrokomplekt Śvietłahorsk 38  24   8   6   91   53   38   80   C/SBCC
   2  Orša FK                   38  21  10   7   73   50   23   73   SBCC
   3  Dynamo Małaryta           38  18  11   9   92   61   31   65
   4  Dynamo Žłobin             38  19   7  12   68   65    3   64
   5  FK Vaŭkavysk              38  18   7  13   62   48   14   61
   6  Polatsk FK                38  17  10  11   63   54    9   61
   7  FK Zorkahan               38  13  15  10   68   60    8   54
   8  Tekstilshchik Uskhakachka 38  15   9  14   69   76   -7   54
   9  Shakhter Byrsk            38  13  13  12   70   62    8   52
  10  FK Kapyl                  38  14  10  14   56   55    1   52
  11  FK Krakator               38  14  10  14   57   58   -1   52
  12  Lakamatyŭ Plamhrov        38  14   9  15   55   63   -8   51
  13  Baltika Iŭje              38  13   8  17   73   81   -8   47
  14  Rahačoŭ FK                38  11  13  14   63   64   -1   46
  15  FK Bieraście              38  13   6  19   59   74  -15   45
  16  Zenit Sianno              38  10  10  18   58   75  -17   40
  17  Buda-Kašalova             38   9  13  16   56   77  -21   40
  18  Shakhter Cakow            38   8  12  18   60   70  -10   36
  19  Spartak Tałačyn           38   7  13  18   55   72  -17   34
  20  Olimp Čerykaŭ             38   7  10  21   53   83  -30   31

The Liga Anseriska serves as the second division for Anseriskan sides, with between 1 and 2 promotion spots to the South Rushmori Premier Division and two SBCC spots.

Liga Anseriska 2

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Guëa Guëa                 22  16   2   4   69   27   42   50   C/SBCC
   2  Saturn Makhachkala        22  12   5   5   48   34   14   41   SBCC
   3  Brantdokk Seafarers       22  10   5   7   36   33    3   35
   4  Anseriska Hawks           22  10   5   7   40   38    2   35
   5  Famboneka Zugdidi         22  10   2  10   40   40    0   32
   6  Zaporizhzhya FK           22   9   4   9   36   42   -6   31
   7  Põgenema Rushmori         22   9   3  10   35   44   -9   30
   8  Sizokail FK               22   9   2  11   32   32    0   29
   9  Nisauo FK                 22   8   3  11   35   40   -5   27
  10  Zapor Hai                 22   6   5  11   31   40   -9   23
  11  Manakil                   22   4   8  10   34   46  -12   20
  12  Dynamo Rapakiz            22   4   6  12   23   43  -20   18

UICA places:

TQCC:
Dinamo Byrsk - Malak
Vonghurst Capitols - Virabia

Globe Cup:
Anseriska FK - Malak (ANS)
Torpedo Vitsyebsk - Malak
Energas FK - Malak
Spartaki Põgenema - Malak (ANS)
Atalanta B.C - Virabia
Portsham City - Virabia

SBCC: (Malak places only)
Agrokomplekt Śvietłahorsk
Guëa Guëa
Orša FK
Saturn Makhachkala

Virabian qualification for the SBCC is unknown. As are the two promoted teams to the SRPD (replacing CD Vonghurst and Beaverbury A.F.C.).

[Toiletdonia]

Matchday 20
Lukkia Eastern 0-1 AFC Mintos
Burghamton 2-1 Westbridge
Team Lacot 1-1 Esto Rovers
Moore City 3-0 North Strip
Excritement 1-1 AFC Schoolboys
Hampto Town 1-0 Cordian city Athletic
Lukkia City 1-1 Mouth city
Dlesdren 3-1 Limpton
Peepeeton 1-0 Miloreo Town

Matchday 21
AFC Mintos 1-0 AFC Schoolboys
Westbridge 2-3 North Strip
Esto Rovers 2-1 Lukkia Eastern
Burghamton 0-0 Team Lacot
Cordian city Athletic 1-1 Moore City
Mouth city 0-2 Excritement
Limpton 4-2 Hampto Town
Miloreo Town 1-0 Lukkia City
Peepeeton 0-3 Dlesdren

Matchday 22
Mouth city 1-2 AFC Mintos
Cordian city Athletic 2-1 Westbridge
AFC Schoolboys 0-1 Esto Rovers
North Strip 0-2 Burghamton
Team Lacot 1-2 Lukkia Eastern
Moore City 3-2 Limpton
Excritement 3-0 Miloreo Town
Hampto Town 2-1 Peepeeton
Lukkia City 0-0 Dlesdren

Matchday 23
AFC Mintos 0-0 Miloreo Town
Westbridge 3-2 Limpton
Esto Rovers 2-1 Mouth city
Burghamton 2-0 Cordian city Athletic
Lukkia Eastern 1-1 AFC Schoolboys
North Strip 2-3 Team Lacot
Peepeeton 1-3 Moore City
Dlesdren 1-1 Excritement
Lukkia City 1-0 Hampto Town

Matchday 24
Dlesdren 1-4 AFC Mintos
Peepeeton 2-2 Westbridge
Miloreo Town 1-1 Esto Rovers
Limpton 1-0 Burghamton
Mouth city 0-3 Lukkia Eastern
Cordian city Athletic 2-2 North Strip
Team Lacot 2-3 AFC Schoolboys
Moore City 3-2 Lukkia City
Excritement 3-1 Hampto Town

Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  AFC Mintos                24  14   7   3   46   28   18   49 SBCC
   2  Excritement               24  12   9   3   49   28   21   45 SBCC
   3  Dlesdren                  24  11   8   5   44   30   14   41 SBCC
   4  AFC Schoolboys            24  12   4   8   38   30    8   40 SBCC
   5  Moore City                24  10   8   6   48   46    2   38
   6  Miloreo Town              24  11   5   8   26   28   -2   38
   7  Esto Rovers               24   9   8   7   36   40   -4   35
   8  Burghamton                24  10   3  11   34   33    1   33
   9  Lukkia Eastern            24   8   8   8   33   27    6   32
  10  Limpton                   24   9   3  12   47   49   -2   30
  11  Lukkia City               24   7   8   9   26   27   -1   29
  12  Hampto Town               24   8   5  11   35   38   -3   29
  13  Mouth city                24   8   5  11   33   41   -8   29
  14  Peepeeton                 24   7   6  11   26   33   -7   27
  15  Westbridge                24   7   5  12   34   45  -11   26
  16  North Strip               24   7   5  12   29   40  -11   26
  17  Team Lacot                24   5  10   9   27   34   -7   25
  18  Cordian city Athletic     24   5   5  14   30   44  -14   20

Matchday 20
Cordian city rovers 4-1 Toileten
Leas 3-0 Dale
Liwilors 1-2 Lavatorian city
Areabic Rovers 1-0 Harbour
Ale 1-2 Trioreo Rovers
Trioreo Town 1-1 Multon
AFC Vatalors 1-3 seven united
Leas Uni 1-1 Sewermouth

Matchday 21
Toileten 2-1 Harbour
Dale 1-1 Lavatorian city
Vale 6-1 Cordian city rovers
Trioreo Rovers 1-1 Liwilors
Multon 0-0 Areabic Rovers
seven united 2-1 Ale
Sewermouth 1-1 Trioreo Town
Leas Uni 2-2 AFC Vatalors

Matchday 22
Multon 3-4 Toileten
Trioreo Rovers 3-2 Dale
Harbour 0-6 Vale
Lavatorian city 1-3 Leas
Liwilors 0-0 seven united
Areabic Rovers 1-4 Sewermouth
Ale 1-1 Leas Uni
Trioreo Town 2-1 AFC Vatalors

Matchday 23
Toileten 2-4 Sewermouth
Dale 2-2 seven united
Vale 5-1 Multon
Leas 2-0 Trioreo Rovers
Cordian city rovers 2-3 Harbour
Leas Uni 1-0 Liwilors
AFC Vatalors 0-3 Areabic Rovers
Trioreo Town 0-0 Ale

Matchday 24
AFC Vatalors 2-1 Toileten
Leas Uni 0-1 Dale
Sewermouth 2-4 Vale
seven united 2-2 Leas
Multon 1-1 Cordian city rovers
Trioreo Rovers 3-2 Lavatorian city
Liwilors 2-2 Trioreo Town
Areabic Rovers 0-1 Ale

Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Vale                      22  18   4   0  105   24   81   58 TQCC
   2  Leas                      22  15   6   1   56   22   34   51 GC
   3  Sewermouth                23  11   9   3   57   41   16   42 GC
   4  Dale                      22  10   7   5   42   35    7   37 GC
   5  Leas Uni                  23   9   8   6   35   29    6   35
   6  Lavatorian city           22   9   6   7   42   44   -2   33
   7  Multon                    23   9   5   9   30   40  -10   32
   8  Areabic Rovers            23   8   7   8   42   44   -2   31
   9  Toileten                  22   8   5   9   45   61  -16   29
  10  AFC Vatalors              23   8   4  11   39   46   -7   28
  11  Cordian city rovers       22   6   7   9   48   51   -3   25
  12  Liwilors                  23   5  10   8   24   33   -9   25
  13  seven united              23   5  10   8   30   40  -10   25
  14  Ale                       23   6   3  14   27   43  -16   21
  15  Trioreo Town              23   3  10  10   18   34  -16   19
  16  Trioreo Rovers            23   4   4  15   27   59  -32   16
  17  Harbour                   22   2   7  13   20   41  -21   13

[Toiletdonia]

NOTICE:

Toiletdonia has always been an equal country. So for as long as we can remember we have let Women compete in the premiership. Then we realised despite the fact it was aloud only 3 female player play in the current league. So at popular demand we have now a woman premiership. Also we open the doors to youth teams in the Toiletdonian Association Football League. We hope that soon the owners of our clubs become more accepting and women are widely valued in the top division of Toiletdonian football.

Women's teams

AFC Vale
Burghampton Athletic
Leas United
Miloreo Town Rovers
Hampto Town AFC
Vatalors City
Vatalors Albion
Lavatorian Hotspur
Hobbit City Pink
Paazar Sertsed
Desoreo Purple
Sewermouth Womens side

Youth Teams
Vale Town
Leas Uni
Toileten Collage
Mouth City
Hobbit Athletic
Cordian City University United
Little Onion Rovers
Jurazilo Albion
Vatalors Little men
Multon Athletic
Liwilors Lime
Excritement Arsnal

Women's cup

First Round
AFC Vale 1-1 Burghampton Athletic
Replay: Burghampton Athletic 1-1 AFC Vale (2-3 AET)
Leas United 2-2 Miloreo Town Rovers
Replay: Miloreo Town Rovers 1-0 Leas United
Hampto Town AFC 0-1 Vatalors City
Vatalors Albion 1-0 Lavatorian Hotspur

Second Round
Vatalors Albion 3-3 Miloreo Town Rovers
Replay: Miloreo Town Rovers 3-1 Vatalors Albion
Sewermouth Women Side 4-0 Hobbit City Pink
Paazar Sertsed 1-4 AFC Vale
Vatalors City 4-1 Desoreo Purple

Semi Finals
Miloreo Town Rovers 3-0 Sewermouth Women Side
AFC Vale 3-2 Vatalors City

Final
Miloreo Town Rovers 1-3 AFC Vale

[Somewhereistonia]

Another season has gone, and once again stuff has changed and happened. The Malak and Anseriskan leagues have buggered off on their own (so we can have our Globe Cup spots back), as a side thing to that, the disaster that is the Super Cup has been dropped and burnt, hammered, broken up, burnt some more, encased in iron, melted, lightly fried and served with a light salad. No more of that nonsense then, just the regular nonsense. We kept the Baltija-Rushmori Kruus though, not sure why, complicated mess that it is, although no non-league sides this year, and the Kulmsaar teams have been informed that they should do one, being so far away 'n' all.

The Results - Season 11



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Meistriliiga 11

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Volodiscow Resistance     38  26   5   7  111   64   47   83   C/TQCC
   2  Atlantas Klaipaada        38  25   8   5  104   67   37   83   TQCC
   3  Qasarian Sparta           38  22  10   6  102   66   36   76   GC
   4  Qasarian City             38  19  10   9   89   65   24   67   GC
   5  Metalurgs                 38  19   9  10  104   83   21   66   GC
   6  Tammeka Kuressaare        38  18   8  12   80   65   15   62
   7  Ventspils Redwings        38  15  12  11   62   53    9   57
   8  Vetra Jurmala             38  16   9  13   87   83    4   57
   9  Dinamo Karrakiv           38  16   9  13   83   81    2   57
  10  Oaków Lightening          38  14  13  11   72   65    7   55
  11  ISC Rig                   38  14  10  14   59   61   -2   52
  12  Kabano Zeppelin           38  15   5  18   75   84   -9   50
  13  Ventspils Bluewings       38  15   4  19   84   93   -9   49
  14  FK Koltelcia              38  13   8  17   80   81   -1   47
  15  FK Samseong Dreiliņaja    38  12   9  17   65   76  -11   45
  16  Balakka Vanguard          38  10  13  15   57   58   -1   43
  17  Hawks Sporting Academy    38   9   5  24   84  122  -38   32
  18  Skonto Liepaja            38   8   7  23   38   83  -45   31
  19  Vetra Karrakiv            38   6   7  25   72  101  -29   25   R
  20  Irka FK                   38   3   9  26   50  107  -57   18   R

Bloody hell, that was close. Goals Scored being what gives Volodiscow Resistance their second title, this comes after a 4-0 loss to Qasarian City on the final day of the season from Atlantas, whilst Resistance only managed a 1-1 draw with Oaków Lightening, apparently they didn't think it possible for Atlantas to slip up, in the same way Resistance had in the weekend before, losing 3-1 to Metalurgs whilst Atlantas took all the points in a 2-1 victory over Skonto. So, both teams seemed to choke towards the end of the season, but Atlantas definitely choked harder, although it was a fantastic performance from Qasarian City.

Anyway, a bit of a return to the spotlight for Qasarian Sparta, who have been flailing around during seasons of late, apparently missing big former stars and such. Just better from them, although they'll still struggle to mount a push for the title next season, you feel. A fantastic season for Qasarian City, with manager Aleksandr Roždestvenskij making them a real force in the league as well as the cups on a fairly limited budget. The signing of Gennadij Demʹânovič really seemed to boost the team as they look to push for their first top two finish next season.

Metalurgs seem to have dropped from the title race for next season, heavy investment will be needed from the owners if they want to rescue the kind of performances they initially spent so much trying to achieve. Tammeka Kuressaare's team-building over the last year has seen them cement a place amongst the top teams, after languishing so long in the lower leagues, this sort of performance will give them hope of maybe winning the title at some point. They miss out on a Globe Cup spot though and really need that to attract the sort of investment they need to move up to the TQCC spots.

ISC Rig, the highest ranked of the foreign owned teams, have slipped from last season's fifth place finish and will be eager to push up again and regain last season's form. A bit of a poor performance from a team with a lot of potential behind them. Vyinta may have to be prepared to gamble a bit more if they want that though, in a league with increasing competition for the top spots.

Vetra Karrakiv and newly promoted Irka FK are the two teams relegated, not much to say here, Vetra have been good survivors in recent seasons and Irka FK didn't have the money to do anything with the side that got promoted last season. Just not enough money from anywhere.



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Esiliiga 11

Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  FK Kabano                 38  22   6  10   96   65   31   72   C/SBCC
   2  Silute City               38  21   8   9   71   49   22   71   P/SBCC
   3  Dinamo Moletai            38  20   5  13   75   60   15   65   SBCC
   4  FBK Karrakiv              38  18  10  10   58   51    7   64   SBCC
   5  Olimpiskais Kaljak        38  18   9  11   75   68    7   63
   6  FK Kuka                   38  17  11  10   79   72    7   62
   7  FK Alytus                 38  17   9  12   64   54   10   60
   8  Vaska FK                  38  17   7  14   86   77    9   58
   9  CS Sept-Onze Loksa        38  16   8  14   64   71   -7   56
  10  Dinamo Oaków              38  14  10  14   72   70    2   52
  11  Kõrvaline Isik Kabs       38  12  12  14   64   63    1   48
  12  Volodiscow Olimpiskais    38  14   6  18   68   75   -7   48
  13  Spartak Kobryń            38  13   9  16   68   77   -9   48
  14  Kalev Talla               38  12  11  15   56   60   -4   47
  15  Poikimitagiin DFE Narva   38  13   7  18   66   72   -6   46
  16  FBK Kujenai               38  12   8  18   61   73  -12   44
  17  Trans Lazvor              38  12   7  19   59   68   -9   43
  18  FBK Kedainiai             38  11   9  18   62   73  -11   42
  19  FK Kedainiai              38  10   6  22   64   86  -22   36   R
  20  Olnavia United            38   7  10  21   45   69  -24   31   R

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Koliliiga 11

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Torpedo Tyra              38  22   8   8   94   61   33   74   C
   2  Mahilyow FK               38  19   9  10   58   45   13   66   P
   3  Rig Falcons               38  18   9  11   85   67   18   63
   4  Olimpiskais Lazvia        38  19   4  15   94   78   16   61
   5  Kobryń Cobras             38  17   9  12   64   51   13   60
   6  Old Suvisians             38  18   6  14   69   60    9   60
   7  Torpedo Daŭhinava         38  15  13  10   63   63    0   58
   8  FK Karrasiana ühendatud   38  14  13  11   71   63    8   55
   9  Trakai Sparta             38  16   7  15   74   74    0   55
  10  FK Ekranos Panev          38  15   8  15   63   62    1   53
  11  Dinamo Mazyr              38  15   7  16   65   65    0   52
  12  Rig City                  38  15   6  17   55   58   -3   51
  13  FBK Baranavičy            38  13  11  14   62   57    5   50
  14  Nica Zeppelin             38  13  10  15   55   51    4   49
  15  Irka Kesklinn             38  12  10  16   51   67  -16   46
  16  FK Vindava                38  13   6  19   44   63  -19   45
  17  SK InfoInternet           38  11  10  17   54   77  -23   43
  18  Vetra Stoŭptsy            38  12   6  20   54   72  -18   42
  19  FBK Dziatłava             38   7  15  16   46   68  -22   36   R
  20  Modraine Pirates          38   8   9  21   60   79  -19   33   R

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Neljaliiga 11

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  FK Narva                  38  23   3  12   73   51   22   72   C
   2  Vetra Sakiai              38  20   6  12   80   66   14   66   P
   3  Vilsuv State              38  18  10  10   81   54   27   64
   4  ICD Zhodzina              38  18  10  10   62   49   13   64
   5  1. FK Žytkavičy Oldbridge 38  17   7  14   67   56   11   58
   6  FK Roja                   38  17   7  14   63   67   -4   58
   7  FBK Kõrgessaare           38  17   6  15   69   62    7   57
   8  FK Vilāni                 38  15  11  12   69   62    7   56
   9  Okainiai Zeppelin         38  16   7  15   67   70   -3   55
  10  FK Nida                   38  14  12  12   64   57    7   54
  11  Oaków Donkeys             38  15   8  15   82   77    5   53
  12  Rinsk SK                  38  14  11  13   57   59   -2   53
  13  Balti Talla               38  13  11  14   68   68    0   50
  14  Locomotiv Talsi           38  12  12  14   57   62   -5   48
  15  FK Reiki                  38  13   9  16   59   68   -9   48
  16  FK Türi                   38  13   8  17   53   64  -11   47
  17  FBK Kardla                38  12   8  18   51   71  -20   44
  18  Rushmore Commercial       38  11   8  19   60   71  -11   41
  19  FK X-Spordiga             38   9  10  19   56   73  -17   37   R
  20  FBK Mustvee               38   7   8  23   41   72  -31   29   R

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Liistriik Kruus – later rounds

Quarterfinals
Volodiscow Resistance 3-1 FK Samseong Dreiliņaja
Qasarian Sparta 2-2 Metalurgs
Replay: Metalurgs 2-2 Qasarian Sparta (2-2 AET) (Qasarian Sparta wins 3-0 on penalty kicks)
Qasarian City 3-3 Kabano Zeppelin
Replay: Kabano Zeppelin 2-3 Qasarian City
FBK Kedainiai 1-3 Vetra Jurmala

Semifinals
Volodiscow Resistance 1-2 Qasarian Sparta
Qasarian Sparta 1-3 Volodiscow Resistance
Aggregate: Volodiscow Resistance 4-3 Qasarian Sparta

Qasarian City 1-3 Vetra Jurmala
Vetra Jurmala 1-5 Qasarian City
Aggregate: Qasarian City 6-4 Vetra Jurmala


Final
Volodiscow Resistance 1-3 Qasarian City



Baltija-Rushmori Kruus – later rounds

Quarterfinals
Qasarian City 4-3 FBK Karrakiv
Spartaki Dakov 2-5 Volodiscow Resistance
FK Alytus 0-1 Dinamo Byrsk
Balakka Vanguard 3-4 Vitsyebsk FK

Semifinals
Qasarian City 3-0 Dinamo Byrsk
Volodiscow Resistance 3-1 Vitsyebsk FK

Final
Qasarian City 2-4 Volodiscow Resistance


International Club Qualifiers

TQCC:

Volodiscow Resistance
Atlantas Klaipaada

Globe Cup:

Qasarian Sparta
Qasarian City
Metalurgs

SBCC:

FK Kabano
Silute City
Dinamo Moletai
FBK Karrakiv


International final bids
TaqilQuip Champions' Cup: Spartas Staadion (95,000), Qasarian
Series B Champions’ Cup: Spektakl-3-Arena (85,100), Qasarian

[Commerce Heights]

The deadline for entry to TakilQuip Champions’ Cup 23 and Cygnus Series B Champions’ Cup 20, and for bids to sponsor Series B Champions’ Cups 21–28, is set as 16:00 UTC on Sunday, 2010-06-06.

[Burchadinger]

THE TOP FLIGHT OF BURCHADINGER SINCE 1943

Dynamo Dresden didn't do too badly. With most of their stars gone, many predicted that the two time champions would fall easily to Star Bucharest. But they were wrong. Strong performances by the team see them go to the TQCC, representing Burchadinger for the first time, alongside Star Bucharest. The relegated teams were not too much of a surprise, although Oerlinghausen did not take advantage of an early season top half place.

The 2010 season has ended pretty much like this;

1 	Star Bucharest 	      38 	28 	6 	4 	68 	24 	+44 	90 C/TQCC
2       Dynamo Dresden        38 	25 	11 	2 	77 	27 	+50 	86 TQCC
3 	VFB Leipzig 	      38 	25 	8 	5 	68 	24 	+44 	83 GC
4 	Dynamo Stuttgart      38 	20 	12 	6 	68 	37 	+31 	72 GC
5 	SG Sigmaringen 	      38 	17 	12 	9 	55 	37 	+18 	63 GC
6 	Racing Zoidberg       38        17 	11 	10 	54 	48 	+6 	62
7 	Bruch Kalemn 	      38        14 	11 	13 	39 	34 	+5 	53
8 	Adler United 	      38 	14 	9 	15 	45 	45 	0 	51
9 	VFB Stuttgart 	      38 	14 	9 	15 	42 	45 	-3 	51
10 	Frankfurt 	      38 	15 	5 	18 	58 	50 	+8 	50
11 	Abal Seirmare         38 	12 	9 	17 	34 	45 	-11 	45
12 	SG Hapsburg 	      38 	12 	9 	17 	38 	55 	-17 	45
13 	Blieskaste FC 	      38 	11 	8 	19 	41 	53 	-12 	41
14 	Athletic Tolger       38 	10 	11 	17 	38 	57 	-19 	41
15 	Enfield-Sparing       38 	10 	11 	17 	40 	60 	-20 	41
16 	Vebel Hoersche 	      38 	9 	9 	20 	34 	54 	-20 	36
17 	SG Tirpitz 	      38 	8 	11 	19 	39 	64 	-25 	35
18 	Bering Bucharest      38 	7 	13 	18 	40 	59 	-19 	34 R
19 	Oerlinghausen 	      38 	7 	11 	20 	28 	57 	-29 	32 R
20 	1988 Goberschit       38 	8 	8 	22 	36 	67 	-31 	32 R

[Toiletdonia]

Matchday 25
Toileten 2-2 Ale
Dale 1-1 Trioreo Town
Vale 2-2 AFC Vatalors
Leas 3-0 Leas Uni
Cordian city rovers 1-1 Sewermouth
Lavatorian city 2-0 seven united
Harbour 1-2 Multon
Areabic Rovers 1-3 Liwilors

Matchday 26
Liwilors 3-3 Toileten
Areabic Rovers 4-1 Dale
Ale 2-3 Vale
Trioreo Town 0-3 Leas
AFC Vatalors 3-0 Cordian city rovers
Leas Uni 3-1 Lavatorian city
Sewermouth 3-1 Harbour
seven united 1-0 Trioreo Rovers

Matchday 27
Toileten 2-2 Dale
Vale 1-1 Liwilors
Leas 4-0 Areabic Rovers
Cordian city rovers 3-0 Ale
Lavatorian city 1-0 Trioreo Town
Harbour 3-0 AFC Vatalors
Trioreo Rovers 0-5 Leas Uni
Multon 2-2 Sewermouth

Matchday 28
Leas 7-0 Toileten
Vale 4-2 Dale
Liwilors 3-1 Cordian city rovers
Areabic Rovers 5-3 Lavatorian city
Ale 0-3 Harbour
Trioreo Town 2-0 Trioreo Rovers
AFC Vatalors 2-1 Multon
Leas Uni 2-0 seven united

Matchday 29
Toileten 3-2 Lavatorian city
Dale 0-2 Cordian city rovers
Vale 3-0 Leas
Harbour 1-0 Liwilors
Trioreo Rovers 0-1 Areabic Rovers
Multon 2-1 Ale
seven united 2-1 Trioreo Town
Sewermouth 2-4 AFC Vatalors

Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Vale                      27  21   6   0  118   31   87   69 TQCC
   2  Leas                      27  19   6   2   73   25   48   63 GC
   3  Sewermouth                27  12  11   4   65   49   16   47 GC
   4  Leas Uni                  27  12   8   7   45   33   12   44 GC 
   5  Areabic Rovers            28  11   7  10   53   55   -2   40
   6  Dale                      27  10   9   8   48   48    0   39
   7  Lavatorian city           27  11   6  10   51   55   -4   39
   8  Multon                    27  11   6  10   37   46   -9   39
   9  AFC Vatalors              28  11   5  12   50   54   -4   38
  10  Toileten                  27   9   8  10   55   77  -22   35
  11  Liwilors                  28   7  12   9   34   40   -6   33
  12  Cordian city rovers       27   8   8  11   55   58   -3   32
  13  seven united              27   7  10  10   33   45  -12   31
  14  Trioreo Town              28   4  11  13   22   41  -19   23
  15  Harbour                   27   5   7  15   29   46  -17   22
  16  Ale                       28   6   4  18   32   56  -24   22
  17  Trioreo Rovers            27   4   4  19   27   68  -41   16

With only five games of the season left Vale take the lead by six points and look set for a 5th straight victory. And for good reason they pasted Toileten 7-0 and beat nearest rival Leas 3-0. Trioreo Rovers fill the spot to go down to the second division going behind Ale and Harbour. All three teams want to survive but only two can it has been like that all season. Leas Uni and Sewermouth both go into the Globe cup spots. This would be the second time for Sewermouth and the first for the students.


Matchday 25
AFC Mintos 1-0 Hampto Town
Westbridge 2-0 Lukkia City
Esto Rovers 0-1 Dlesdren
Burghamton 0-2 Peepeeton
Lukkia Eastern 3-0 Miloreo Town
North Strip 4-1 Limpton
AFC Schoolboys 2-1 Mouth city
Cordian city Athletic 0-2 Team Lacot
Excritement 3-1 Moore City

Matchday 26
Moore City 0-3 AFC Mintos
Excritement 0-0 Westbridge
Hampto Town 4-3 Esto Rovers
Lukkia City 3-0 Burghamton
Dlesdren 0-0 Lukkia Eastern
Peepeeton 2-1 North Strip
Miloreo Town 0-1 AFC Schoolboys
Limpton 2-2 Cordian city Athletic
Team Lacot 2-0 Mouth city

Matchday 27
AFC Mintos 1-3 Westbridge
Esto Rovers 2-1 Moore City
Burghamton 2-2 Excritement
Lukkia Eastern 3-1 Hampto Town
North Strip 0-1 Lukkia City
AFC Schoolboys 0-0 Dlesdren
Cordian city Athletic 1-0 Peepeeton
Mouth city 0-1 Miloreo Town
Limpton 3-3 Team Lacot

Matchday 28
Burghamton 2-0 AFC Mintos
Esto Rovers 2-2 Westbridge
Moore City 2-2 Lukkia Eastern
Excritement 1-1 North Strip
Hampto Town 0-1 AFC Schoolboys
Lukkia City 1-1 Cordian city Athletic
Dlesdren 3-1 Mouth city
Peepeeton 2-3 Limpton
Team Lacot 1-1 Miloreo Town

Matchday 29
AFC Mintos 2-0 North Strip
Westbridge 1-1 Lukkia Eastern
Esto Rovers 1-2 Burghamton
AFC Schoolboys 0-0 Moore City
Cordian city Athletic 3-1 Excritement
Mouth city 1-1 Hampto Town
Limpton 1-4 Lukkia City
Miloreo Town 3-3 Dlesdren
Peepeeton 1-1 Team Lacot

Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  AFC Mintos                29  17   7   5   53   33   20   58 SBCC
   2  Excritement               29  13  12   4   56   35   21   51 SBCC
   3  AFC Schoolboys            29  15   6   8   42   31   11   51 SBCC
   4  Dlesdren                  29  13  11   5   51   34   17   50 SBCC
   5  Miloreo Town              29  12   7  10   31   36   -5   43
   6  Lukkia Eastern            29  10  11   8   42   31   11   41
   7  Burghamton                29  12   4  13   40   41   -1   40
   8  Moore City                29  10  10   9   52   56   -4   40
   9  Lukkia City               29  10   9  10   35   31    4   39
  10  Esto Rovers               29  10   9  10   44   50   -6   39
  11  Limpton                   29  10   5  14   57   64   -7   35
  12  Westbridge                29   9   8  12   42   49   -7   35
  13  Team Lacot                29   7  13   9   36   39   -3   34
  14  Peepeeton                 29   9   7  13   33   39   -6   34
  15  Hampto Town               29   9   6  14   41   47   -6   33
  16  North Strip               29   8   6  15   35   47  -12   30
  17  Mouth city                29   8   6  15   36   50  -14   30
  18  Cordian city Athletic     29   7   7  15   37   50  -13   28

With few matches left and when your top of the table your usually ready for promotion. Not AFC Mintos. Next year they will still be in the second division because of league shifting. For the bottom three teams it will be a relegation to the new third division where they will join 13 new teams. Although the top four teams will enter the SBCC for the first time in Toiletdonian history.

[Vephrall]

The deadline for entry to International University Challenge Championship 28, as well as for bids to sponsor the same, is set as 22:00 UTC on Saturday, 2010-06-12.

[The Babbage Islands]

FFB Premier League Update, Season 29

The FFB Premier League is a three-club race with about one-third of the 29th season to run. Defending champions Greenville Rovers are in the driver's seat after their 7-0-0 start. They lead newly-promoted Belgium FC by four, and Belgium in turn lead third-place Wye Celtic by four.

It is no accident that all three of these sides boast keepers of international standard. Both Norbert Bayer of Rovers and Elizabeth Hanna of Celtic are rostered for the Babbage World Cup team, and the legendary Allison Salamida continues between the posts for both the Belgium eleven and the Cassadaigua world champions.

The talk of the league at the moment is the rash of foreign signings at Belgium. From questions about economics to expressions of national pride to ethical concerns about competitive balance, it's clear that Chip and Kirsten Woods have ignited a high level of interest with their open wallets. The presence of Newmanistan striker Jeremy McAllister, Jr. will doubtless intensify the conversation and make a sound club more formidable.

Rovers management offered the simplest take on the events at their rivals: "Bring it on, we can beat them."

Matchday 8
South Side AC 0-2 Viktoria Baden
Red Devils FC 2-2 Bloomfield National
Four Towers 3-1 Dover City
Real Santa Catalina 1-2 Wye Celtic
Greenville Rovers 1-4 West Scoville Tigers
Belgium FC 4-0 Southland FC

Matchday 9
Viktoria Baden 0-1 Wye Celtic
Bloomfield National 3-4 Dover City
Red Devils FC 2-0 South Side AC
West Scoville Tigers 1-1 Four Towers
Southland FC 0-1 Real Santa Catalina
Greenville Rovers 2-1 Belgium FC

Matchday 10
Southland FC 0-1 Viktoria Baden
West Scoville Tigers 3-4 Bloomfield National
Wye Celtic 3-0 Red Devils FC
Dover City 1-2 South Side AC
Four Towers 0-2 Greenville Rovers
Belgium FC 5-2 Real Santa Catalina

Matchday 11
Viktoria Baden 0-2 Real Santa Catalina
Bloomfield National 2-2 Greenville Rovers
Red Devils FC 1-1 Southland FC
South Side AC 3-2 West Scoville Tigers
Dover City 2-2 Wye Celtic
Four Towers 2-3 Belgium FC

Matchday 12
Belgium FC 2-0 Viktoria Baden
Four Towers 1-1 Bloomfield National
Real Santa Catalina 1-0 Red Devils FC
Greenville Rovers 4-1 South Side AC
Southland FC 3-3 Dover City
West Scoville Tigers 0-2 Wye Celtic

Matchday 13
Viktoria Baden 2-1 Red Devils FC
Bloomfield National 1-1 Belgium FC
South Side AC 2-1 Four Towers
Dover City 2-1 Real Santa Catalina
Wye Celtic 1-2 Greenville Rovers
West Scoville Tigers 0-1 Southland FC

Matchday 14
Dover City 0-3 Viktoria Baden
South Side AC 1-2 Bloomfield National
Belgium FC 5-1 Red Devils FC
Four Towers 1-0 Wye Celtic
Real Santa Catalina 1-0 West Scoville Tigers
Greenville Rovers 1-1 Southland FC

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Greenville Rovers         14  11   2   1   29   14   15   35
   2  Belgium FC                14  10   1   3   41   19   22   31
   3  Wye Celtic                14   8   3   3   26   13   13   27
   4  Dover City                14   6   2   6   32   28    4   20
   5  Viktoria Baden            14   6   1   7   15   17   -2   19
   6  Real Santa Catalina       14   6   1   7   14   19   -5   19
   7  Bloomfield National       14   4   6   4   31   29    2   18
   8  Four Towers               14   4   4   6   15   16   -1   16
   9  South Side AC             14   5   0   9   18   33  -15   15
  10  Red Devils FC             14   4   2   8   12   25  -13   14
  11  Southland FC              14   2   6   6   10   23  -13   12
  12  West Scoville Tigers      14   3   2   9   17   24   -7   11

NB: Weeks 1-7 appeared in the discussion thread in the context of scouting players.

(OOC to UICA hosts: The final report for this season WILL be in time to alter earlier nominations to UICA tournaments for the upcoming cycle.)

[Candelaria And Marquez]

CMSC XXXIX Preview

Well helloooo, my deary-darlings. Aren’t we late?

But finally, with laptops no longer on the blink and, I dunno, some form of player striker thwarted; the CMSC1 can return for arguably one of its most competitive, if probably somewhat under-reported, seasons of the International Era.

Perhaps half the clubs in the top-flight see themselves with an outside chance of winning – their fans, players, management, board, and particularly loyal pundits alike. They won’t, of course. It’ll be Green Island or Albrecht FC again, like it has been for the past six seasons. But hope springs particularly eternal this year, and that’s the main thing.

Any road, for those of ye tuning in from foreign lands, and since we couldn’t be arsed to update all the wiki page this time round, enjoy an especially extended, six-bloody-thousand-word-long, preview, full of lots of bold and italics, the occasional pun, and a comforting quantity of casual racism. Because we’re good like that.

Foreign transfers prior to XXXIX

Irisyendii Draesh’o (Andossa Se Mitrin Vega) ----------> to AFC MN Smith
Jyacyntha Hai’Unda (Andossa Se Mitrin Vega) ----------> to AFC MN Smith
Rainu Irin’lur (Andossa Se Mitrin Vega) ----------> to NAPPC
Starech Per’itur (Andossa Se Mitrin Vega) ----------> to AFC MN Smith
Glen Brown (The Babbage Islands) ----------> to Marquez-Onwere
André Diniz (Cafundéu) ----------> to Arrigo Portuguese
Ramón (Cafundéu) ----------> to Arrigo Portuguese
Tico (Cafundéu) ----------> to Tenderville United
Calvin Castillo (Delaclava) ----------> to Cathedral City
Kato Shinji (The Han Empire) ----------> to Albrecht FC
Arian (Krytenia) ----------> to Albrecht FC
Anthony Johnson (Krytenia) ----------> to Albrecht Turkish
Warren Kennedy-Worthington (Krytenia) ----------> to Radyukevich CSC
José Luis Borrás (Sargossa) ----------> to El din Marbles
Tadhg Ó Lorcáin (Sorthern Northland) ----------> to Port of Clotaire
Crublig Ellad (Vephrall) ----------> to NAPPC
Prarbens Izorigor (Vephrall) ----------> to NAPPC
Smait Pembace (Vephrall) ----------> to Arrigo Portuguese
David Douglas (The Weegies) ----------> to Tenderville United
Jalan Akhraan (Yafor 2) ----------> to Caires Sports
Sela J’dankor (Yafor 2) ----------> to Caires Sports
Falia T’saar (Yafor 2) ----------> to Caires Sports
Aherskh Valinial (Yafor 2) ----------> to Caires Sports

Foreigners moving between CMSC clubs

Andrei Mirnyi (Malak Free State) ----------> Gamboa FC to Turks’ Club
Ivan Volodinsk (Malak Free State) ----------> Gamboa FC to Turks’ Club
Rafael Higuain (Osarius) ----------> Radyukevich CSC to Cathedral City
Ishmael Van Dyke (Queer Poco el Mono Ara) ----------> NAPPC to Marquez-Onwere
Carnophin Narquelie (Starblaydia) ----------> Ironside-Talinger to Radyukevich CSC
Jaival Subudhi (Steroga) ----------> Mayo Valley to McDonald SC
Jake Smith (Taeshan) ----------> Ironside-Talinger to McDonald SC
Vorin Dariegan (Yafor 2) ----------> KT Hotspur to Caires Sports
Amern S’toris (Yafor 2) ----------> Marquez-Onwere to Caires Sports

Green Island
4-5-1: Gwyther – Paterson, Grinius, Elenelwa, Raviranjan – J. Aldren, J. Young, Newman, Robertson, Pond – Clayton
Comfortably the biggest Candelariasian football club located outside of actual Candelaria And Marquez; the GIZ – which is pronounced how it looks, sad to say – emerged as one of the CMSC’s true giants during the international era, principally thanks to the involvement of those nice, capering fellows from out Valanora way.

These days, despite being part-owned by the esteemed Raynor family, the pointy contingent is rather less in evidence – tough Vanorian international centre-half Thankanion Elenelwa (who, if we’re being completely honest, we always thought was a woman) being the last, brave holdout – and the focus is principally directed at the products of the club’s esteemed youth academy. Today, the entire midfield trained under elveses, and it shows – with only dominating holding midfielder Steve Newman yet to earn full senior honours and Jhanna Young, who also just happens to be the manager’s daughter, a bona fide global star with, admittedly, a bloody enormous Candelariasian propaganda machine behind her. You’re welcome.

The youthful exuberance both of Ben Young and his charges played a huge role in leading Zapata’s finest to an unexpected title last time out, and the pressure of following up on that achievement may yet prove too much for some. At least the defence has seen it all before but, equally, none of the back four are getting any younger. Or seemingly any older, in one or two cases, but the pundits have long predicted that the full-back pairing of the West Zirconian Paul Paterson and Candelarian-born Sterogan Campbell Raviranjan would soon be found out for pace – and been proven wrong time and time again.

Young, home-grown centre-half Zachary Hoye could yet make an impact at Marlow Park, however, while box-to-box midfielder Finlay Whistler and Somewhereistonian striker Vladimir Kūks will be expecting to break into the first team.

Port of Clotaire
4-3-3: John – Gordon, Garrett, Andrews, Fuentes – Ó Lorcáin, Hooper, O’Airmeadhaigh – Sánchez García, Hamblett, Arrigorriagakoa
The People’s Club, or so they claim, with a working-class support, Candelariasian ownership (!) and, in Harper Street, an atmospheric little stadium just on the right side of ancient. Away from their locally sourced veneer, however, the PoC – or the Harpies, or ‘Portaire’, which seems to be catching on of late – are dominated by the red and gold of our slightly incongruous, but none-the-less welcome, blood brethren of Sorthern Northland.

Manager Winston Muscat, just another figure to make the jump from Little Clotaire and St Patrick’s FC to Actual Clotaire and the PoC, has been given well over a decade to mould this side in his image; eventually creating arguably the country’s most dynamic, and certainly highest-scoring, outfit. If the exceptional front three of Francisco Manuel Sánchez Garciá, Iñaki Arrigorriagakoa and their Candelariasian buddy Jamie Hamblett capture most of the headlines between them, then it is the midfield that truly defines this side.

It was only a matter of time before the awesome promise of Tadhg Ó Lorcáin saw him wrenched from the bosom of St. Pat’s and incorporated into their big brother’s first XI, but much fretting has followed with worries that the great Albrecht native Toirdhealbharch O’Airmeadhaigh will be circumcised stuck out on the left (figuratively, naturally) while Will Hooper must show that he has the physical capabilities to protect the back four alongside his creative talents.

With plenty of key men now over the thirty-years-old mark, this is surely Port of Clotaire’s last, best hope of following up their CMS Cup success last time out with a first CMSC1 title of the International Era.

Albrecht Turkish
4-4-2: Van Linschoten – Faulkner, Titenburg Jr., Johnson, Qiu – va Drake, Werner, Robinson, Randjelovic – Patris and Bavent, Cabrera
One of the Candelarias’ truly great clubs, the imposing Solidarity Stadium in the suburbs of the capital Albrecht has played host to the league champions only once, and veteran Vanorian manager Fabio Mannasuch will be desperate to bring the glory days back to the Solidarity for the first time in six seasons.

Now owned by the Vyintanese electronics firm Viella, Turkish’s side remains a heady mixture of expensive foreigners and local talent, with Mannasuch winning plenty of fans after trusting in kids such as the new C&M international left-back Brandon Qiu. His opposite number on the right, Reuben Faulkner, is the latest beneficiary of Mannasuch’s belief in training ground performances ahead of big names and bigger egos, alongside the Continental Rushmori raised Samson Patris and Bavent, so long a faithful supersub up front and just one man. His new partner is Carlos Cabrera, a Marquezian returning ‘home’ after more than a decade spent in Mannasuch’s native land – a decision that sees the long-time strike duo of Daniel Bakker and Ausilio Calabrese not only broken up but dropping out of favour entirely.

Krytenian Anthony Johnson adds bite, and a mean falsetto, to the back line but, ultimately, this side will continue to live and die at the behest of the great Espy va Drake, the Vanorian superstar who could drag his second Candelariasian club to glory single-handedly if he so wished. Fitting his mercurial talent into this exceptional well-drilled 4-4-2 has been one of Mannasuch’s biggest challenges but, despite raised eyes over the new frontline in particular, has he finally hit upon the winning combination?

Caires City
4-4-2: Becker – Shepherd, O’Connell, Masters, Azam – Agostinho, González, Zoric, Wilkinson – East, Gorrie
Once a brave little club fully accepting of their fate to squat in the meaty shadows of their giant neighbours Caires Sports and Caires FC; the Errant Knights – or ‘City’, for there is only one ‘City’ worthy of the name these days – emerged during the International Era as one of the leading lights of Candelariasian football.

The wise financial stewardship that helped them along the way may be somewhat more in doubt, and inspirational manager Elgin Dannat is long gone; but, with club legend Dionísio now at the helm, they have started to again show flashes to suggest that the future will be bright. For many fans at the McNeil Bingo Arena that future must be now, with this generation exhibiting an inevitable blend of youth and experience. Ad’ihan captain James Masters and veteran Newmanistanian Shawn O’Connell – who may possibly be related to the one at SC Lasft, we didn’t like to pry – create a truly imposing central defence, while the team’s spark comes from the flanks in late-blooming Cafundelense star, bling hero and Dionísio protégé Agostinho, and pricey wunderkind Harvey Wilkinson.

The attack will break or break their challenge, however, with this typically exotic CMSC outfit led by an entirely traditional, little-and-large front two of Quentin Gorrie – a willowy great in the making, plucked from obscurity at the good ol’ Rossiemannock Rose – and local boy Eric East, fresh from being routinely beaten up at the aforesaid Weegies outfit and ready, at the tender age of nineteen, to provide an answer to the partnership problems that have plagued Dionísio for quite some time. Leo Williams, the fallen hero who simply can’t stay fit for more than five minutes, remains an alternative up front, but surely this particular cat has lost all his nine lives. Perhaps Harvey’s ickle brother Jamie Wilkinson will prove a better bet in the long run…

Albrecht FC
4-5-1: Arian – Hayter, Van Aulen, William, St. Louis – Tekeste, Kouakou Kouamé, Go, Nakatsuru, Morrison – Hamizi
Albrecht FC are quite a big club, with quite a big stadium, and quite an impressive record of both domestic and international success.

Based in the gritty, or at least vaguely sabulous, heart of inner-city, multi-cultural, Albrecht; the Scorpions have no fewer than ten CMSC titles to their name (in fact, they have eleven), three Champions’ Cups, two Globe Cups, and a fair old collection of other stuff as well. At least they have a nice, big trophy cabinet to put all that silverware in, and a nice, big stadium to put the cabinet in, namely the eighty-eight-thousand-seater Tristar Songstres Stadium. And, um, a nice big district to put the stadium in. Er, and a nice big city to put the district in. And bloody loads of supporters. And lots of pressure.

The most popular – and, it must follow, unpopular – club in the country are today owned by the terrifying ubiquity that is Samseong, who have kindly deigned to allow Luís Enrique Torrealba to keep him job following the disappointing of failing to make the end-of-season final four. Their collapse from a position of title favourites was horrible to behold last time out, but Torrealba’s Tots – as they shall probably always be named, even as they approach their mid to late twenties – remain one of the most naturally gifted and pleasing to watch sides in, if we’re allowed to toot some horns, the whole bleedin’ multiverse, and one of the most dangerous too.

The key man remains the exceptional midfielder Jesse Nakatsuru, who sits alongside athletic C&M team-mate Adam Kouakou Kouamé behind the Jesseltonian fox-in-the-box Fahmi Hamizi. All three were home-grown, and yet more feathers in the cap of the quietly legendary Scorpions Academy boss David Stone, who can also claim to have had a hand in bringing through Cafundéu captain William and his lofty, Nethertopian companion Gijs van Aulen, as well as crucial holding midfielder Go Song-ji. Losses since the close of last season include Harry Rosalia, the goalkeeper opting to take early retirement to enjoy his accrued wealth, squad player Jiwani Pankharia, full-back Marc Vilito and a thoroughly up the duff Kim Mihyeon; but the former at least in replaced by Krytenian international Arian. We don’t know if he’s a white supremacist, or (even worse) just one of those tossers who thinks he can get away with a one-word name despite hailing from an English-speaking country, but the nation’s tabloids will no doubt keep a close eye on him either way, bless them.

Otherwise, it’s once again the kids who must pick up the short-fall – with the battle at right-back between Joe Hayter and Enrico Corradini, spawn of the slightly more noisily legendary Matteo Corradini; while teenage midfielders Jagatprakasa Pankharia, Jamal Luck and Kato Shinji, off of Ilbon, could already be ready to make an impact alongside hotly-tipped striker Finlay Fisher.

Marquez-Onwere
4-5-1: Nghiem – Evandro, Stewart, Fishsnapperbottom, Cotuba – Gómez, Collado, Brown, Gatti, Oliveira Tavares – Van Dyke
Hailing from the relatively small Marquezian university city of Onwere (d’you see what they’ve done there?), the naranja are none the less synonymous with Candelariasian football. Founded for the inaugural outing of the CMSC, they too can be justly proud of their academy set-up that has traditional proven better than any of their Marquezian rivals at exploiting the rich seams of Hispanic talent within the dusty little towns of the country’s second-largest island; but MarquezOW now clearly have the riches to compete on an equal footing with the big boys since Ricardo Wendell, Marquezian-born heir to the WendellCorp fortune from out Nethertopia way, stuck his oar and golden sovereigns in.

After finished a narrow second in XXXII; last season was something of a disaster for Sorthern manager Alejandro Blanco da Cruz and his men, as the great age of a few too many players told during a god-awful Apertura. The second half of the season represented a great improvement and, though pace is still never going to be this lot’s strong suit, the gloriously variable crowds at the Escalera Naranja will be one of a whole slew of fanbases expecting a top-four finish at the very least.

Key new arrivals come in the form of Pocoan striker Ishmael Van Dyke, who shall share responsibilities for leading the line with his fellow veteran Bas Smit, and Glen Brown, a versatile midfielder from the Babbage Islands charged with the responsibility of dictating the naranja’s flow from a deep-lying position. Goalkeeper Leroy Ngheim will certainly feel like a newcomer, after finally securing a first-team place, while teenage superthing Benjamín Collado looks set to grasp a regular starting role himself. But, although the likes of Chris Stewart and Kaeton Fishsnapperbottom, along with the pair of Cafundelense full-backs, are pretty much guaranteed to play in the big games; Blanco da Cruz is no enemy to the squad rotation system and a whole host of youngsters – including wingers Ari Amarel and Aitor Riesgo, and big forward Javier Fernández – should get openings here and there.

The club also have three teenage goalkeepers – Seamus López, Freya Ondrasek and Miguel Rodríguez – training with the first team squad which is, frankly, silly.

We’re also not certain how they’ve managed to get around the CMSC’s strict foreigner quota rulings so successfully, although we’d hazard a guess…

Arrigo Portuguese
4-4-2: Romero Fernández – Darby, Teteo, Galindo, Wilkinson – Anderson, Pak, Álvarez, Diniz – Ramón, Pembace
Marquez’s biggest club, located in its biggest city, has one major blemish on its record – Portuguese have never won the CMSC. Simply aiming to take as many points as possible from their encounters with their various Marquezian rivals – and hated foes Albrecht FC – can never be enough to satiate the unusual boisterous supporters at the optimistically named Estadio Nacional, and manager Juan Carlos Revault, the former C&M midfielder and KT Hotspur boss, is under even more pressure to deliver than his most recent predecessors now that the club are in the hands of a vast Cafundulense consortium.

The changes have certainly been wrung (alright, they’ve signed three new players, but the fans’ll take anything to get them a wee bit excited about a potential title bid), with dressing room trouble-maker Amate and Kura-Pellandi veteran Harry Oughton among those to depart. The new strikeforce pairs Cafundéu under-21 starlet Ramón and the vastly experienced Smait Pembace, a welcome memento of Portuguese’s past links with the continent of Vircais. It is the wide men that best epitomise this team – and, arguably, the club as a whole – however, in the forms of André Diniz, a prodigious talent as a young man whose ego has largely been credited with overshadowing his ball skills, and Hugo Anderson, the still relatively young Pocoan still hoping, against all evidence, that his best days remain ahead of him.

Versatile midfielder Israel Álvarez and flamboyant ‘keeper William Romero Fernández help stop the side otherwise looking drearily functional but, in truth, that is precisely what Revault will be after – as well as an improved showing from the weak-looking defensive duo. Portuguese fans are forever ludicrously optimistic, while Ana Vergara and the board will be nothing if not demanding, but it would still not be a surprise to see a season of mere consolidation in the Globe Cup places and a Clausura featuring the club’s group of talented teenage midfielders on show.

Tenderville United
3-5-2: Van Staatsel – Gaggioli, Lilithian, Pohl – Douglas, Rau, Van Patten, Robbert, Holtz – Tico, Van Braam
Who be they? Why, they be Nethertopian – the largest club from the Candelarias’ not-actually-nearest-but-we-don’t-like-to-talk-about-that neighbours deposited ‘mongst the CMSC for reasons of mutual financial gain and, um…

Of course, those early terrors that the Dragons of Ratos Island would come over ‘ere, win everything, take our jobs, impregnate our wimmin and door-uz and introduce Sharia law, or the nearest Dutchie equivalent, proved largely unfounded. Granted, they did finish third in XXXIV. And they’ve won two CMS Cup titles. But the latter was hardly surprising, given that they’ve often got next to nothing left to play for come the later stages of the Clausura, guaranteed as they are a TQCC berth from those nice folks at the NeFA. Overall, in fact, they’ve probably been a posit… a positi… a pos… a tolerable addition to the Candelariasian football family. The bastards.

Anyway, the expected formation (three at the back? Ooh, you exotic foreign types are so meaty and exotic) may be the same, but there’s a new man at the helm in the form of the actually rather famous Dave Hollow, the former manager of the Ad’ihani and Yaforite national teams. His side remains based, not unreasonable, on Nethertopians – with young Adriaan van Braam expected to continue his development into a genuinely scary striker alongside the stupidly named new Cafundulense signing Tico. Mertijn van Patten will pull the strings in midfield, Vanorian international, club captain and actual woman Hanutaut Lilithian remains vital as the last line of defence (apart from the goalkeeper, I suppose), and David Douglas is… is… is new. And from the Weegies. Good for him. Also keep an eye out for young centre-half Daniël Reinout, who has an entirely unnecessary umlaut in his name and, on the time-honoured Joel Sbaïz principal, must be good.

Tenderville United also have an up-to-date wiki page for which they deserve some applause, I think.

*applauds*

Mayo Valley
4-4-2: Zamora – Williams, Gaynor, Johansson, Lilja – Miloševic, Allbright, Tillström, Warren – Sheppard, Szatmári
Little Mayo Valley are little. Ickle, even. Diddy. Sweet in their miniaturisation. One might even be tempted to say squee, if one was so disposed. Based in a village – yes, an actual village – by the name of Hodgehill; Mayo arguably in fact have one of the largest fanbases in the country by geographical coverage, being the foremost club of the rolling hills, cheerfully inexplicably Serbian immigrants, and semi-indigenous inbreds of west Candelaria.

They also have no money. None at all. Zip. The only thing they really have going for them is manager Zachary Telemans, who still hasn’t been snapped up by a bigger club, and a squad consistency over the last few years that has helped make them CMSC1 regulars of late. As long as they finish roughly mid-table again, everyone will be overjoyed.

The only headline-worthy addition to the squad is Ryan Sheppard, a former C&M striker who comes in from Ironside thanks to the cash the club picked up for flogging Živkovic to the Marbles and Subudhi to McDonald. Otherwise, they’ve done well to cling onto their big(ish) names – particularly in defence, with their hopes built around a reliable back four of Alice Gaynor, Ad’ihani full-back Darren Williams, and the two Toyur natives. The star of the side, club captain, and wonderfully incongruous icon of the whitest sector of Candelariasian society bar none remains, however, the wonderful human being that is Manny Warren.

Radyukevich CSC
4-4-2: Wu – Anderson, Fox, Shannon, Edwards – Kennedy-Workington, Williams, Connah, Scarborough – Parker, Narquelie
Port of Clotaire’s more upmarket siblings, famous for the self-indulgently quirky approach to footballing supporter of their fans, impractical hilltop stadium (the “Hilltop Stadium”) and lovely purple kits; the Jukos are one of the division’s most changed sides since the close of last season as youthful coach Wayne Davis aims to improve on a relatively disappointing finish following XXXII’s heroics to push his lifelong club into the UICA places at the very least.

There’re really no excuses any more, for the long days of boom and bust at this club have been well and truly evaporated with the arrival into the boardroom of Anthony Swann, CEO of Cygnus Industries and comfortably the wealthiest man in Krytenia. Inevitably, a club that once prided itself above almost all others for its youth production system soon took on a Bekkside hue, with winger Tom Scarborough and young striker Damon Parker making an immediate impact.

The headline signing this time around comes in the form of Warren Kennedy-Workington. For quite how much money we really wouldn’t like to say – and couldn’t in any case, on account of the whole ‘undisclosed fee’ thingy – but insider chatter suggests that this may well have been the first CMSC singing to come close to breaking the long-held record set when Drunn Deleks turned up in Tenderville. In proving that you can take a Kennedy out of Stanton Town after all, Radyukevich have sent a serious message – and followed in up with a double swoop on Ironside-Talinger; Starblaydi international Carnophin Narquelie brought in to partner Parker, and goalkeeper Cockburn Wu providing an upgrade on the outgoing Ciaran Stockley. There have been losses along the way, with Rafael Higuain and Damon Hyde both leaving and taking a sizable degree of bite with them and Francesco Gaggioli taking the road less travelling to Mercia Bromham; but the resolute Sascha Connah, who is a man, and the increasingly assured Fintan Shannon, who we think is also a man, come in at centre-half from McDonald.

And all that’s without mentioning the side’s true heartbeat – energetic West Zirconian veteran Patrick Williams, or the pair of quality full-backs in Osarian Jay Jay Anderson and actual Clotaire native Finlay Edwards. Or the wide range of alternative striking options. All in all; expect an attractive, tough, and unnervingly competitive Jukos outfit this time out.

El din Marbles
4-2-3-1: Kay – Díaz García, González, Hastings, Rosenthal – Madrid, Borrás – Živkovic, Pavoni, Nixon – Macanás
Found at the Marble Ground, in the Marquezian city of El din, the Marbles are a young club with venerable ancestral tendrils trailing behind them and a diverse support base ranging from some of the Candelarias’ most impoverished, shack-dwelling citizenry, to some right proper poshos.

A typically mid-table outfit, with a fourth-placed finish seven seasons ago their best to date; the Marbles are just another in a string of clubs with foreign ownership, the relevant sir being Daniel Gil, the billionaire Sargossan meat magnate. Despite not seeing particularly awe-inspiring dividends on his investment, Gil’s stuck around (well he is a magnate) and continues to fund new singings – though missing out on top target Francesco Gaggioli, who only went and signed for Mercia Bromham at the last minute, the tit, was a bit of a kick in the meat-stained teeth. Zoran Živkovic, from Mayo Valley, is a less well-known but certainly promising alternative (he’s got an asterisk an’ everythin’), in what is set to be a 4-2-3-1 with big Gabriel Macanás leading the line.

That’s alright, isn’t it?

Please say it’s alright.

As for the man in the dugout; why, that shall be none other than José Felipe Cassumba Domingos, known to thee and thy as ‘Cassa’, who has a CoH trophy (or cup, presumably) with Sargossa and shiny domestic things with Sporting San Marquez under his – just to stress – CANDELARIASIAN belt. His fancy new formation should bring the best out of local hero Luis Pavoni, who can power forward safe in the knowledge that both the giant Miguel Ángel Madrid and gloriously repetitive José Luis Borrás are safely sitting behind him. Defensively, Darren Hastings and Néstor González are as an assured a partnership as one could wish for.

While Cassa will clearly take some time to adjust after finally moving from Sargossa to the big time, it’s a squad worthy of a top six push that includes some youngsters desperate to break through – including Sargossa international striker Luis Jiménez, Marquezian full-back Guillermo Ramírez, and worryingly un-Hispanic and charmingly naïve winger Alex Newby.

Cathedral City
4-5-1: Larrenta Ibanez – Mateo, Higuain, Tiller, Valdez – Rivas, Estévez, Karatkevich, Delara, Guaman – Castillo
The Marbles’ elder siblings – and, if we’re being entirely fair, the slightly bigger club (despite their depressingly diddy stadium) – have been overshadowed rather by their neighbours over recent times, struggling without a proper sugar daddy to the point of very nearly going out of business, which almost never happens.

Still, Catedral – they have a predominately Hispanic support these days, you know – were title contenders all of a decade ago and even reached the Champions’ Cup semi-finals once, so the potential is there to do something special… if only manager Fran Russell, and his predecessors, didn’t have to keep flogging their best players á la Miguel Ángel Cortés to Ciudad Soluca this break. The bones of a half-decent, rather tippy-tappy side remains however; pivoting around Siarhiej Karatkevich, the Malak native and a true find of last season, and the wing pair of Armando Rivas of Valladares and Emilio Guaman of Aguazul.

The board’s vague commitment to succeed fallen giants Castillo FC as the division’s most unrepentantly Iberian of sides reaches new heights of oddness with the signing of a bloke called, um, Castillo; Calvin Castillo, indeed, of Delaclava, who will be expected to lead the line and bring the rest of the midfield into play rather than be a prolific scorer himself. In a bit, anyway, since Catherina FC have declined to release him until after their forthcoming Globe Cup campaign, leaving Marcel de Winter, the crumbling old Nethertopian, as the man to start the season up front following Gary Innisvale’s retirement.

The pairing in the centre of the midfield has potential, eighteen year-old Michael Estévez looking like being the best thing out of the Cats’ production line for quite some time, while the Vanorian Nicole Delara is thirty-nine years young, ladies and gentlemen, but still plays as though she’s been given a football for the very first time.

Which isn’t necessarily a good thing…

Defensively they’re cack, anyway, though Rafael Higuain at least adds some bite. Rrraar.

McDonald SC
4-4-2: Andu – Logan, Davies, Smith, Thompson – Kenroe, García, Lodge, Munir – Andryan, Subudhi
Mayo Valley are ickle. McDonald SC, from the entertainingly dull city of Saurin in northern Candelaria, are if anything even ickler. And, like Mayo, they’re principally a selling club – or a ‘desperately clinging on to their players until they simply can’t hold out any longer’ club, if you prefer. That they play at the Oakley Park Self-Catering Holidays Arena should probably tell you everything you need to know.

Still, Mike Alvintzi has done a fine job of keeping them up over the last few years, and they play some quite nice stuff on occasion – largely thanks to the Jesseltonian trio of ‘keeper Sanizam Andu, cultured winger Siraj Munir and nippy striker Nashroy Andryan, players who aren’t quite good enough to get themselves picked up by bigger clubs but still more than enough to keep the Dons just about competitive.

They have lost key players in the form of Fintan Shannon, Sascha Connah and, of course, Wanderley; but the bloody money from that little lot was enough to entice Jaival Subudhi, the Sterogan currently on a role for his country and starting to show a few more flashes of his teenage brilliance, from Mayo Valley (a sideways move if there ever was one, but there we go), and Taeshanese centre-half Jake Smith… for some reason. Completely key, however, is box-to-box teenager Daria Lodge.

Lords.

KT Hotspur
4-6-0: Tipping – Naysmith, Maxwell, Szathmári, Cummins – Rataran, Tiller, H. Collins, Rass, Clayton, N. Collins
What do we all know about the Spur, kids? That’s right; they’re mind-numbingly defensive! And come from the Rose of Sharon despite having the standard initials for the continuous city of Khatib-Gassett in their name, yeeeeessss! And they were founded and remain governed by the dictatorial Adamczyk clan, well done! I reckon you deserve one of Unkie Camcam’s special treats, don’t you?

Yes, they’re one of the CMSC1’s ever-presents during the International Era, and reaching the Champions’ Cup last sixteen once is about as exciting as it’s ever got at the White Palace. Supporters, who have long since given up on the idea that they might be able to wrestle the club from the clutches of the Adamczyks, wear their safety-first, build-from-the-back heritage as a badge of honour, and fondly remember the days when, under former Praying2God striker Thomas Larson (god knows), they favoured a six, and occasionally seven, man defence. These days, Giuseppe Abellardo – an experienced, Samuelese-born member of the backroom staff, but a first-time manager following the sacking of Ben Landry late last term – favours a somewhat more traditional back four.

Oh, and six in midfield and none up front.

Yes, cheerfully ignoring that the Babbages got there first; Candelariasian football continues to push its shiny new innovation, with Rosasharn’s finest set to join the bandwagon. Of course, the lack of strikers puts massive pressure on the front four, and it’s very difficult to argue that they’re really up to the job. Yes, Ras Rataran and Noah Collins have been full internationals; but the former is principally a free-kick specialist while his Candelarian colleague on the left is nothing if not a touchline hogger. Daniel Tiller has flattered to deceive for a fair old while now, with his accuracy in front of goal truly woeful, while partner Darren Rass has all the promise in the world but is still but a wee boy.

The holding midfield pair of Jared Clayton, the Sarzonian, and not-actually-related Hayden Collins are arguably the team’s real strength, but the first XI as a whole simply looks embarrassingly short of goals with Cassius Salt the only realistic option off the bench. With the complete lack of cash abundantly clear, Abellardo’s focus – besides keeping them up – will have to be on bringing through more of the kids but, the promise of ‘keeper Damien Reekes aside, don’t hold your breath.

NAPPC
4-4-2: Limpkin – Veldkamp, Van Syle, Dotos, De Opper – Barentstochter of Bergkamp of Drotske of Groethuysen of Hackenbroch of Struycken, Ellad, Prescott, Van den Bogert – Irin’lur, Izorigor
The only Candelariasianless squad in the division, so it therefore may not stun ye to discover that Never Give Up, Always Keep the Ball Forward & The Peregrines Peregrines City Sports and Soccer Combination hail from Peregrinus City, the capital of that there Nethertopia.

NAPPC have yet to come close to enjoying the same degree of success as Tenderville, spending their days instead clinging on desperately to their top-flight status, failing miserably in the TQCC, and shaking their fists at Ricardo Wendell for ploughing money into a foreign club rather than they themselves. Those days may be over, however, for NAPPC’s money worries are over after the club were saved from financial ruin by Vephrese telly network Tociast. The new chairman – and his hastily parachuted in manager Mantlon Cinerne – arrived too late to avoid a host of key players, including the Van Dyke-González Rodríguez strike force, from being flogged off, and a major rehash of the squad followed. In came Vephrese veteran (is there any other kind?) Crublig Ellad into the heart of the midfield, and his countryman Prarbens Izorigor (sitting on a seesaw?) up front to form a worrying youthful partnership with Rainu Irin’lur.

That lack of experience in the front two is a bit of a worry, but captain Brittany Prescott in behind them is a proper old boiler and the remainder of the Nethertopian defence have seen it all before. Promotions from the youth ranks to the first team include ‘keeper Agost Limpkin – the first Macabean to make an impact in CMSC football – and winger Chester van den Bogart who, we feel, has unruly hair.

They also have a wiki page, the little devils.

Turks’ Club
4-4-2: Volodinsk – Endekov, Kennedy, Segura, Thomas – Mirnyi, Cotton, Dos Santos, Stone – Wetl, Hanson
The Spur’s near neighbours and, these days, each other’s principal rivals; Turks’ Club of Khatib were one of the division’s giants once upon a time but later fell into a decline almost as terminal as that of their neighbours Khatib FC. These days they remain very much a bouncy club and – despite a near flawless Clausura run under young manager Karl Tyler in the CMSC2 last term – they simply lack the resources (and the caché, for that matter) to consistently attract remotely decent players. But has the worm finally turned?

Nah, not really.

But what they did do was be the only side in these parts to actually notice what was going down in Dancougar, and to offer our own set of refugees contracts. Central to their chances, therefore will be the form of big Daniel Dos Santos and tricky little Jerome Cotton – two players once seemingly set for big things before becoming lost in the wilderness overseas (let that be a lesson to you all, want-away young Candelariasians). Up front, the achingly traditional partnership of giant Lawrence Hanson, likewise picked up from Dancougar, and nimble Tom Wetl gives Turks’ Club some real options when coupled with Cotton’s ball-skills and the crosses of Andrei Mirnyi. Or perhaps they’ll just prove a bunch of jacks-of-all-trades. Who knows?

Besides Mirnyi and his countryman Ivan Volodinsk, Tyler has opted to ignore the usual scramble on the previous season’s relegated outfits in favour of giving CMSC2 yoof a chance, particularly at the back, with Jay Segura (from Albrecht Independent) and teenager Louie Thomas (from Sloane Wanderers) looking set to start alongside ladycaptain Georgia Kennedy and Jaon Endekov, the final member of the Dancougar four and a player who would doubtless still be a C&M international if there weren’t a couple of right-backs better than him. Um.

AFC MN Smith
4-4-2: Lanchini – Draesh’o, Nenov, Fraenkel, Dunphy – Hai’Unda, Simpson, Vine, Bocchetti – Budden, Per’itur
Back where they probably don’t really belong, the Smudgers are to be found in the industrial powerhouse city of Bove, just north of Albrecht. With Bove by no means a traditional centre of footballing excellence, MN Smith were – and possibly are – best known for the endless series of disputes within their boardroom and on the terraces between the club’s two main factions of supporters – those new football fans (and decedents thereof) who picked the club up from the off, and those supporters of the city’s old All Saints FC who were left devastated when their rather more venerable side popped its clogs in part as a result of competition from their better funded new rivals.

Nowadays things have calmed down a helluva lot, and the club can get on with the business of being internationally known and locally respected for a youth development system that has seen the likes of Niv Cohen and Eric O’Brien, among others, go on to great things with their national teams and rather bigger clubs. It’s hardly surprising, therefore, that manager Will Medlin has put much of his faith in Boris Oviedo’s Academy output. Abigail Fraenkel should partner the rather older William Nenov at the back, with Danny Dunphy, his bedwetting troubles now long since put to, uh, bed, will be aiming to stop teenager Avery Harris stealing his place at left-back. Highly-rated big holding midfielder Harry Vine could well play himself into a big-money move with a top-class top-flight debut, with two teenagers – Jenny Sampson and Salvatore Bocchetti – completing the Bovite section of the midfield. It might also be worth keeping an eye on twin, sixteen year-old, midfielders Alex and Reuben Jacobi.

At this point, by the way, you’re allowed to play the “Guess Bove’s largest cultural minority” game.

Anyway, joining in on what shall tentatively be referred to as “the fun”, are three randoms from Andossa Se Mitrin Vega.

No, I don’t know why either.

Caires Sports
4-4-2: S’toris – J’dankor, T’saar, Akhraan, Peithner – Valinial, Reuberson-Mohammed, Majorheily-Orinova, Alsheris – Dariegan, Muniz Allman
And last but, we’re duty-bound to suggest, not least: the most gloriously unpronounceable eleven in the league are supplied by the Caires Sports Club.

Who really are back where they belong after a year out, as they begin the long road back to top-four competitiveness. Owned for many a year now by the flighty Jagor Aiza, the Knights have been arguably the most important club – if, again, we’re permitted to engage in some self-tooting – in the Yaforite world, with a mass exodus of playing staff from the Grand Democratic Duchy following relegation preceding an inevitable influx of bright youngish things post-promotion.

With manager Masada Juhan inevitably taking defence extremely seriously, it is no surprise that a largely Candelariasian group that struggled in the club’s bid to make the top six and a play-off place have been largely replaced – assured teenager Kingsley Peithner (silent H, just to be difficult) the only likely survivor at left-back. Instead, in come two lovely young ladies – Sela J’dankor, a right-back and brother of former Yaforite forward Silvanis, and Falia T’saar – and Jalian Akhraan, who isn’t a girl but whose nanna was born in Lower Wessaxontown. Apparently. Some of us reckon it’s all just a scam to get him past the quota rules. Where’s the birth certificate, Nanna Akhraan? SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

Oh. Well. Alright then.

A trio of rather more agéd, and rather more famous, singings will make or break their season – with Amern S’toris and Vorin Dariegan arriving on frees from MarquezOW and KT Hotspur. Best of all, there’s a hero’s welcome for Ahershk Valinial, who returns after a year spent finding himself, and probably quite a lot of other people as well, in the gay bars of Nova. The right-midfielder takes back the armband, and joins a four that includes the vaguely Yaforite but actual Candelariasian Luke Alsheris; the vaguely, we think, we didn’t think to ask, Buchianan but actually Yaforite Jenny Majorheily-Orinova, who has the personality of a dish cloth but can spot a pass like nobody’s business; and the vaguely everything, but inexplicably Candelariasian, Jarrell Reuberson-Mohammed.

By all accounts, the central pairing get along very well indeed, and should provide of chances for the barrel-chested Freire Muniz Allman and the surely-senile-by-now Dariegan, in a side surely set for mid-table comfort at the very least.


Nnasit.

[Queer Poco el Mono Ara]

And like a flash on the coat tails of their Rushmori counterparts, Una Serie 8 presents the pre-season preview.

With no Prince’s Shield this time around (World Cup Qualifying kinda interrupts doesn’t it) we jump straight into League action.

Team: Almondvale
Formation: 4-3-3
First XI: Mackandwire, Baxter, Zaki (c), Oliveira, El Zahar, Guardiola, Adailton, Atain’I, McBrin, Belmont, White
Manager: Daryl Ferguson
Last Season: 5th
Expectations: Ferguson has tried rebuilding time and time again but the revolving door of Almondvale has left him a little short this year. High expectations are going to be put on Adrian Belmont’s shoulders to grab goals.
Kit:

Team: Athletic Khaldoon
Formation: 4-1-2-1-2
First XI: Johnson (c), Le Paglia, Vanka, Bradley, Van Proovinjan, Zatte, Taylor, Speed, Desalliers, Mendez, Caicedo
Manager: Miguel Da Rossa
Last Season: 9th
Expectations: The former under 21 manager is looking to whip the team back into shape and drive them up the league, hence the millions he spent on Somewhereistonian defender Vanka and Hakan Mendez up front.
Kit:

Team: Augustus
Formation: 4-4-2
First XI: James, Alonso, Di Vaio, Julio, Webo, Shapiro, Vendikram (c), Hayrettinoglu, Askwith, Svensson, Zezinho
Manager: Gianfranco Viana
Last Season: 4th
Expectations: Top 4, top 5. Ridiculously consistent. What more can you ask from a team? Maybe a trophy, its been 3 seasons since they last picked up any silverware. The crop of youngsters have however established themselves in the international team and haven’t been pinched by Arrigo Portuguese yet.
Kit:

Team: Jonastown United
Formation: 4-4-2
First XI: Beattie, Arjesh, Edielson, Averladze, Samson (c), Evans, Jordan, Lewis, Hidalgo, Genc, Rildo
Manager: none
Last Season: 8th
Expectations: Things don’t look good for J-Town, yet to sign a new coach and without international left back Ousmane Kaka things don’t look great, especially for a side who narrowly lost in the Trofeo Royal final last year.
Kit:

Team: Pythons
Formation: 4-4-2
First XI: Laudrup, Berg, Æto (c), Vegas, Ibaniez, Mansour, Milinkievič, Fletcher, Argento, Akbar, Žukava
Manager: Mark Sloan
Last Season: 2nd
Expectations: Superb team and grabbing Akbarabad star Samin Akbar for peanuts will only give them more fire power. Going to be very dangerous this term and may make it a record 5 league titles.
Kit:

Team: Ridgemont Town
Formation: 4-5-1
First XI: Eriksson, Ramos (c), Valderama, Salgado, Williams, Weatherall, Van Zundert, Reina, Hughes, Pretiev, Boguniskaya
Manager: Guus Wilhelmson
Last Season: 7th
Expectations: Slumped to a worst ever 7th placed finish and remarkably Wilhelmson kept his job. The team needs shuffling and changes need to be made if they want another crack at title glory.
Kit:

Team: Rydell United
Formation: 4-4-2
First XI: Lassiter, Owens, Johnson, Smith, Kurle (c), Puyol, Poyet, Poyet, Okaka, Hondo, Clarke
Manager: Ruud Van Damme
Last Season: 1st League I
Expectations: The team achieved promotion three points ahead of their rivals. Van Damme has a minimal squad and little is expected of his team, it would be a miracle if United avoided heading straight back down.
Kit: Unavailable

Team: Royal Khaldoon
Formation: 4-4-2
First XI: Baskovic, Johnson, Poborsky (c), Symonds, Herbert, Lewiston, Jordi, Tork, Sakho, Cobarrubias, Polinski
Manager: Abdoulaye Soro
Last Season: 1st
Expectations: Last years double winners replaced their coach with Nethertopian legend Soro whose own managerial record is poor. The thinking behind this move, God only knows. If they fall flat on their faces this year they may have found a scapegoat in the coach. It could also be a great spin opportunity as the side look to establish a market in the home of their Rushmori neighbors.
Kit:

Team: Salaga FC
Formation: 4-4-2
First XI: Menakilis, Robertson, Torres, Robertson, Reynolds, Turkmen, Rodney, Magull, Ramirez, Thompson, Graves
Manager: Javier Vilche
Last Season: 11th
Expectations: Salaga could be on their way down. They’ve failed to strengthen their squad and they’ve lost star forward Emile Karembeu. Likely to struggle for goals and Vilche’s lack of experience is proving costly.
Kit:

Team: Skyte City
Formation: 4-4-2
First XI: Traore, Kaka, Mistrikova, Agu, Lewis, Mendiluze, Balbo, Gracian, Duberry, Batista, Phillips
Manager: Ricky Ortega
Last Season: 6th
Expectations: Ricky Ortega proved to be a tactical genius at Jonastown and he brought Kaka with him when he made the switch. A few shrewd moves in the transfer market and Skyte look like they may be capable of reaching one of the coveted ICC berths once again.
Kit:

Team: Valengren Kickers
Formation: 4-5-1
First XI: Foster, Korkmaz, Pope, Srion, Evandro, Sussex, Bert, Raulzito, Benayoun (c), Krestenitis, Gnomo
Manager: Neto
Last Season: 3rd
Expectations: Strong side with high expectations. The Kickers finished 3rd in their first season back in the Una Serie after being bought out by multiple Cafundelense companies. Will challenge for the title and cup and will be a shoe in for the ICC places.
Kit:

Team: Villa Ortiz
Formation: 4-1-3-2
First XI: O’connor, Turner, Kasekamp, Cleary, Espimas, Juninho, Cristiano (c), Oberdan, Solano, Maloney, Connor
Manager: Alex Rowley
Last Season: 10th
Expectations: Hmm, gonna be in the mix near the trapdoor and could be the first side to be relegated twice from the Una Serie. Rowley is a decent manager and has a decent squad but nothing special. Hopefully with the new feeder arrangement with Sports Club Karabakh they can poach some young Malak players.
Kit:

[Valladares]

HYDRO SUPER LEAGUE - EIGHTH SEASON (PREVIEW OF THE NEW SEASON - PART I)

Welcome to another season of the Valladar Super League, called by sponsorship reasons Hydro Super League, which has reached its eighth season. In the last season, we witnessed the first title ever for Nacional, a well-deserved one. Also, we saw the fight between the "Big" teams, Fontvielle Impact, AS Bezieres, Slateport Bulls, SC Caimanes and Marinos Metropolis for places in UICA competitions. Belfort, Hamanos and Montreux were relegated to the B-League, and those three teams will be replaced by Valencia, Cardenales and Gatineau for this season.

Despite the change in the format for the next TakilQuip Champions' Cup, Valladares, as the 23rd ranked association, will still send the usual two teams. However, this will be the last season sponsored by Hydro. It is rumored at the VFA Headquarters that the Super League Board did not want to renew the agreement with the hydroelectrical company, since the Hydro representatives refused to pay more money to the teams and the Board by way of sponsorship. Therefore, the Super League is seeking for a new sponsor for its next season. (OOC: Applications will be received either via TG, via this thread or via International Domestic Soccer Discussion thread, with a logo)

INTERNATIONAL PERFORMANCE:

For the first time ever, a valladar team managed to advance to the knockout rounds of any international tournament, and also for the first time ever, a valladar team competing in the SBCC managed to reach the Group Stage. Certainly, it was the best season for Valladares so far in UICA competitions. And the team who managed to reach the Round of 32 of the Globe Cup were not Eterna Stars, nor the Alligators, nor Tannenberg...oh wait, they did not qualify...

We start our summary with the TakilQuip Champions' Cup, as usual. And our teams did shameful presentations...as usual, too. We'll begin with Metropolis Alligators. The team from Metropolis started the competition in the first qualifying stage, and their rivals were Leas, from Toiletdonia. After winning 2-1 at the Dome, the MA were humiliatingly knocked out with a 1-0 loss in Toiletdonia. Now, we're going to talk about our champions, Nacional, who were making their debut in the TQCC. Their first rivals, in the second preliminary round were Heathfield United, from Sorthern Northland. After two thrilling matches, the "away goals curse" was present again, and Nacional were sent home with two draws: 3-3 in Metropolis and 2-2 in Sorthern Northland, putting an end to the valladar participation in the TQCC 22.

Now we go to the Globe Cup, where the valladar teams tend to make history...and this time, it was not the exception. First, we'll talk about Eterna Stars, who started their participation in the Playoff Access Stage, eliminating Blackwell, from Delaclava. Later, the "Stars" sent Newstoke home in the Selective Stage, making it to the Preliminary Stage, where Grasshoppers Turic, from Osarius knocked the Stars out. Our second team in the Globe Cup were Fontvielle Impact, who knocked Stanford City out in that round, before losing to Valengren Kickers (ironically, the team which was about to be bought by Tamount Inc, owners of the Impact) in the Eliminatory Stage, where Nacional and Metropolis Alligators entered and were sent home as well. Finally, we have AS Bezieres, who made it to the Group Stage and were drawn into the Group K, along with Avidia City, James Conolly SC and Char Sara. Eventually, "Les Rouges" reached the Round of 32, just to be knocked out by Yuba United, finishing a successful UICA season not only for Bezieres but for all Valladares.

And we have the Cygnus Series B Champions’ Cup…where Valencia managed to enter to the Group Stage. And what about Gatineau, Cardenales and Tallin? The same history as always…no need to repeat that.

And now, we will present the 20 teams competing in this edition of the Super League:

(Key: Best three players in bold, foreigners in italics)

AD CERRO: Tavarello - Garcés, Brown, Tamayo, Cortés - Alvarado (C), Villarraga, Robson, Vargas - Riascos, Galletti
Full Name: Asociación Deportiva Cerro
Nickname (s): "Los Celestes" (The Sky Blue Men), "El Tigre" (The Tiger)
Stadium: Estadio Miller Hoverberg, Cerro, District of Metropolis (Cap. 10,000)
Sponsor (s): Alcaldía Local de Cerro, Carvajal Motors
Home Kit: Sky blue shirt and black shorts
Away Kit: White shirt and black shorts
Third/GK Kit: Red shirt and white shorts
Chairman: Gerard Villeneuve
Coach: Gilbert Favrè
Last Season and Objectives: Cerro is coming from a disastrous season, where they were no able to keep the pace of the "Big" teams. Anthony Clark, who was hired by "Los Celestes" after ending the HSL 6 with Marinos in tenth place, left again another team in the same place the last season. The tenth place is the worst placement ever for Cerro in the Super League, and Clark was sacked due to that. For this season, Cerro will fight for the spot in the Aeropag Football Invitational, according to the Board. The question is: do they have a strong enough team to fight for that?
Rivalries: Nacional, SC Caimanes, Metropolis Alligators, Marinos Metropolis
Fans: Cerro's fanbase is passionate, despite being small. Their fanbase is too small compared to the ones of teams like Marinos and Metropolis Alligators, however, Cerro's fans are as noisy as them. Their mentality towards the team is not constant, and tends to change at any time: if Cerro wins, they want to worship even the cleaners of the team's headquarters, but if the team loses, they want to destroy everything.
Prediction: 11th. For the pundits, Cerro still needs a competitive enough team. Cerro's current team does not seem to have the maturity needed to compete at international level.

AS BEZIERES: Moore - Lores, Alzach, Rubiano, Rousseau - Lamont (C), Vercoutre, da Lima - Revault, Collazos, Uribe
Full Name: Association Sportive de Bezieres
Nickname (s): "Les Rouges" (The Reds), "Les Démons" (The Devils), "Le ASB" (The ASB)
Stadium: Stade Jules Picot, Bezieres, Foix (Cap. 38,000)
Sponsor (s): InterRail, Hydro-Foix
Home Kit: Red shirt and white shorts
Away Kit: All white
Third/GK Kit: Green shirt and black shorts
Chairman: Rèmy de Saint-Lorent
Coach: Yves Rexach
Last Season and Objectives: And now we have Bezieres. After their third place in the last season (they could even win their first title), and the superb performance in the last Globe Cup, the "favorite toy" of Rémy de Saint-Lorent is ready to return to the action in the Super League. With the money Saint-Lorent managed to save from the money-hungry organizers of the Globe Cup, he is now trying to reinforce his team and make it even more competitive. Certainly, this man wants now the title of the Super League...and his team can achieve it. A title would confirm "Les Rouges" as the new "Fourth Big Team" in Valladares.
Rivalries: Fontvielle Impact, Tannenberg FC, SC Caimanes, Marinos Metropolis, Slateport Bulls
Fans: AS Bezieres has a strong fanbase in the city of Bezieres and its outskirts. Most of their fans are loyal to the team and do not tend to go nuts after a defeat. They do not tend to feel themselves provoked, and most of them are peaceful fans just wanting to cheer their team.
Prediction: 2nd. Despite their chairman's and coach's wishes to win the title of this edition of the Super League, the pundits seem to think otherwise. Time will tell if money is the answer to Bezieres' desires of greatness.

AS VAUD: Francis - Jones, Richardson, Velmont, Silvera - Ruiz, Díaz, Sandro (C), Ortega, Carrasso, Payet
Full Name: Association Sportive de Vaud-Gatineau
Nickname (s): "Les Étudiants" (The Students)
Stadium: Stade Mouliere, Gatineau, Foix (Cap. 11,150)
Sponsor (s): ThermoClean, Ville de Gatineau Council
Home Kit: Black shirt with blue vertical stripes and blue shorts
Away Kit: White shirt with black vertical stripes and white shorts
Third/GK Kit: Yellow shirt and white shorts
Chairman: Lucien Delmont
Coach: Alberto Vega
Last Season and Objectives: "Les Étudiants" were placed in fifteenth place the last season, after being half of it trying to avoid relegation. Their fanbase were not upset due to this performance, however, they felt Vaud could be placed in a higher position. For this new season, Vaud have established as objective not to get relegated at the end of the season. A bit mediocre that goal, if you ask me, but it's all they can do with the humble team Vaud has got.
Rivalries: Gatineau UC 98, Olympique de Fontvielle
Fans: Vaud's fans tend to get mad at the referees when they when it's a fault favoring the opposing team or when they start to feel that the referee begins to "favour" the other team. They tend to fill the small Stade Micoud to its full, even if the team is last in the standings. It can be concluded that they are loyal and passionate fans who do not tolerate anything against their team.
Prediction: 15th. For the pundits, Vaud will be the same team of the last season. There are no new elements that could help think Vaud would do a better performance this upcoming season.

CANALAVE DRAGONS: Vega (C) - Perea, Sánchez, Aljure, Lacombe - Carreño, Silva, Jones, McAllister - Thomas, Leclerc
Full Name: Canalave Dragons Football Club
Nickname (s): "The Dragons"
Stadium: Dragon Stadium, Canalave City, Eterna (Cap. 35,000)
Sponsor (s): Mercantil
Home Kit: White shirt with red vertical stripes and red shorts
Away Kit: Red shirt and white shorts
Third/GK Kit: All black
Chairman: Efraín Guzmán
Coach: Manuel Ríos
Last Season and Objectives: The thirteenth place "achieved" in the last season was the worst placement for Canalave in the Super League. Their fans felt really disappointed with the "Dragons" and their players, since they are dooming themselves to be a mid-table team with no chances to improve. For this reason, Thomas Russell, coach during the last season, was sacked. Manuel Ríos, after a hopeful season with Marinos, was brought in Russell's place. For the next season, Canalave's objectives are either the Top-10 of the league or a spot in the next Aeropag Football Invitational. The new coach thinks that someday Canalave would be a team to bear in mind at international level if they get rid of that conformism and mediocrity they've got, and due to this, he's starting to press the Board to hire some "acceptable" players. Let's see how it goes...
Rivalries: Eterna Stars, Slateport Bulls, Nord Energie FC
Fans: Canalave's fans are passionate and loyal. They consider themselves as the "12th player", due to their (sometimes extreme) fanatism. With their noise and their harangues against visiting teams, they are responsible for creating the worst possible environment for the visitors at the Dragon Stadium. Canalave's fans were considered the "most loyal fans" in the last edition of the Super League.
Prediction: 10th. As we say in Valladares: "even if the monkey dressed in silk, monkey stays". That's the reality for the Dragons, a reality which they will not get rid of it soon. And that means: no AFI nor UICA for now.

CARDENALES FC: García - Quintero, Ramos, Sánchez (C), Parra - Rosales, Ortega, Montero, Quiceno - Rosero, Martinez
Full Name: Cardenales de Valencia Fútbol Club
Nickname (s): "Los Cardenales" (The Cardinals)
Stadium: Estadio Municipal de Valencia, Valencia, Antioquia (Cap. 17,700)
Sponsor (s): VN Bank
Home Kit: All red
Away Kit: All white
Third/GK Kit: All blue
Chairman: José del Carmen Villota
Coach: Andrés Cañon
Last Season and Objectives: Cardenales returned to the Super League after their exile to the B-League, where they were runners-up the last season, securing promotion with two matches left. After the fiasco which was the participation in the SBCC, they are preparing themselves for the Super League season. For this Super League, the Cardenales' Board, who are facing a difficult economic situation by the way, want to save their team from relegation. But their economic resources are not enough to hire some good players...or maybe that's what they want us to see.
Rivalries: Valencia FC, Pradera FC
Fans: Cardenales fans are passionate and cheerful, however, they tend to abandon their team when Cardenales need their fans.
Prediction: 19th. Cardenales are not a team ready for the Super League, and that's one of the things the pundits will always criticize about this team. Even they were about to be denied an UICA License by the VFA to compete in the last SBCC, because of their precarious economic situation. The future does not seem to look bright for them.

CHIQUITO FC: Vanderley - Sinclair, Hortúa, Rosero, Cifuentes (C) - Castroneves, Gomes, Dickens - Barrera, Méndez, Torres
Full Name: Corporación Deportiva Chiquito Fútbol Club
Nickname (s): "Os Verdes" (The Green Men)
Stadium: Estádio Estadual Brito Manganelli, Chiquito, Chiquito (Cap. 51,200)
Sponsor (s): MarketFrontier
Home Kit: Green shirt with yellow sleeves and green shorts
Away Kit: White shirt with green sleeves and white shorts
Third/GK Kit: All blue
Chairman: Nazário Salgado
Coach: Alexis Conte
Last Season and Objectives: Chiquito were placed twelfth in the last Super League season, after another disappointing season. Despite being the team from the fourth most important city in Valladares, "Os Verdes" have gone from bad to worse, and their future for this season seems to be darker than ever. Despite being hated by most of the fans, Alexis Conte will continue as the coach for the next season, where the goal will be to get a place above of the 10th position. If Chiquito manages to do that, the season will be successful for them, an average mid-table team.
Rivalries: SC Caimanes, AS Bezieres
Fans: Chiquito's fans are among the most passionate fans in the Super League. However, they tend to insult their own players if they feel the players are not showing any sacrifice in the game.
Prediction: 12th. For the pundits, Chiquito will stay as the same timid and humble team they have been. Since the coach will stay, they do not expect the team is placed in a better position at the end of the season.

ETERNA STARS: Mezaguez - Lannoy, Calheira, Palacios, Millers - Reyes (C), Rivas, Andrade, Torres - Mosquera, Londoño
Full Name: Eterna Stars Football Club
Nickname (s): "The Stars", "The Yellows"
Stadium: Alain Tramontin Stadium, Eterna City, Eterna (Cap. 55,000)
Sponsor (s): Bavaria Brewery, BetPlus (not displayed in shirt due to new national legislation regarding gambling)
Home Kit: Yellow shirt with white shorts
Away Kit: All white
Third/GK Kit: All black
Chairman: Maurice Dufrasne
Coach: Peter Holmes
Last Season and Objectives: The "Stars", one of the "Big" teams, ended in the fifth place the last season. Three goals for more than Caimanes allowed them to take part in the last Globe Cup, where they did not manage to repeat the done five seasons ago. For this new season, the objectives for the Stars will remain the same: title, TakilQuip Champions' Cup, yadda, yadda, yadda...But, there's a question for them: Will they be able to win their second title?
Rivalries: Metropolis Alligators, Tannenberg FC, Slateport Bulls, Canalave Dragons, Fontvielle Impact
Fans: Eterna Stars have an important fanbase widespread in the whole nation, but most of them are concentrated in Eterna City and its outskirts. They tend to be passionate, loyal, and aggressive and intolerant with other fans, specially with Metropolis Alligators', Tannenberg's, Slateport's, and Fontvielle's fans.
Prediction: 3rd. The "Stars" will be fighting this season to get their second crown, however, our pundits say the "Stars" will crash in the last matches after being in the first place during several weeks in this new season...as usual with Eterna during every season.

FONTVIELLE IMPACT: Lacombe - Lavoisier, Salazar, Millar, Demont - Perrin, Le Tallec (C), Romero, Bársenas - Gignac, de Roux
Full Name: Impact de Fontvielle Football Club
Nickname (s): "Les Bleus" (The Blues), "The Impact"
Stadium: Stade de l'Amitié, Fontvielle, Foix (Cap. 25,000)
Sponsor (s): Tamount Group, Ville de Fontvielle Council
Home Kit: All blue
Away Kit: All white
Third/GK Kit: All black
Chairman: Antoine Tamount
Coach: Guy Royal
Last Season and Objectives: Fontvielle Impact ended in fourth place the last season, after having a doubtful start. Eventually, the Impact qualified to the Globe Cup, where they were eliminated by Valengren Kickers. For this new season, the Impact Board wishes to return the team to the TakilQuip Champions' Cup, after qualifying to that cup three seasons ago. The title is a secondary objective for them, although they say they have players and team to win the Super League again.
Rivalries: AS Bezieres, Olympique de Fontvielle, Eterna Stars, Metropolis Alligators
Fans: Most of Fontvielle's fans work in Tamount factories, or worked for Tamount at some moment. Currently, they are specially concentrated in Fontvielle and its outskirts, Gatineau, Bezieres, and the French-speaking neighborhoods of Metropolis. They show unconditional love to the team and tend to be noisy, cheerful and optimistic, even if the team is at the bottom of the table. Although they can be unruly and rebellious, but that happens when fans of other teams provoke them.
Prediction: 6th. Despite the high expectations by the Impact's fans and Board, the pundits think Fontvielle would only qualify to the Aeropag Football Invitational at the end of the season. The reason: there are other teams stronger than them...oh, and the pundits seem to dislike (some of them even seem to hate) the Impact.

GATINEAU UC 98: Vidal - Valverde (C), Devaux, Blondel, Vargas - Berson, González, Tabanou, Richelieu - Machado, Casanova
Full Name: Gatineau Union Club 98
Nickname (s): "Les Chevaliers d'Or" (The Golden Knights)
Stadium: Stade Omnisports Gatineau, Gatineau, Foix (Cap. 17,500)
Sponsor (s): Gatineau City Council
Home Kit: Ocher shirt with details in navy blue and ocher shorts
Away Kit: Navy blue shirt with details in ocher and navy blue shorts
Third/GK Kit: All white
Chairman: Henri Louvion
Coach: Gregory Didot
Last Season and Objectives: Gatineau came from the Tercera Liga to the Super League in just two seasons, and the pundits are interested in Gatineau because of that. It is the first season for them in the Super League, and the Gatineau's Board wants the team to avoid relegation this season. As the newest team in the Super League, that's the most important goal to achieve before trying to get into the top places...
Rivalries: AS Vaud, Olympique de Fontvielle
Fans: Since RC Belfort was relegated to the B-League the last season, they will likely support their new "city rivals" this season. However, Gatineau have their own fanbase, they are few fans, but they will support their team no matter the circumstances...that's for sure.
Prediction: 20th. Regrettably, Gatineau seem to be the weakest team for this Super League season. Let's see if they manage to save themselves from their fate...

MARINOS METROPOLIS: Sánchez - Umaña, Gutiérrez, Correa, Perea - Ricardinho, Acuña, Rojas, Oliveira (C) - Patiño, Aguilar
Full Name: Club Deportivo Marinos de Metropolis
Nickname (s): "Los Marineros" (The Mariners), "El Cuarto Grande" (The Fourth Big Team), "Los Azul Celeste" (The Sky Blue Guys)
Stadium: Metropolis Dome, Metropolis, District of Metropolis (Cap. 65,000)
Sponsor (s): Valladar Broadcasting Corporation, AL Electronics
Home Kit: Sky blue shirt and black shorts
Away Kit: All white
Third/GK Kit: Yellow shirt and white shorts
Chairman: Luis Montes
Coach: Thomas Russell
Last Season and Objectives: Marinos finished in eighth place the last season. For this season, they have hired a new coach (Manuel Ríos left after being seduced by the Points from Canalave), and therefore, they've got a new mentality. The Board wants the team to return to either the Champions' Cup or the Globe Cup. However, the fight for the UICA-AFI spots will be harder this time, and the players do not seem to be ready to face other teams with the same objective.
Rivalries: Metropolis Alligators, Slateport Bulls, AD Cerro, Nacional
Fans: Marinos is the fourth most popular football team in Valladares, with a large fanbase. About 11% of Valladar population support the club, and their average gates for their home matches are the fourth highest in the Super League. Their fanbase is located mainly in Metropolis. Marinos' fans are considered one of the most passionate and loyal to their team in the Super League. They constantly tend to fight with Metropolis Alligators' and Slateport Bulls' fans, since their hostility towards them is big as well as Marinos' rivalry with both teams.
Prediction: 9th. For the pundits, Marinos seem to be the most damaged team in the carnage dispute for the UICA-AFI spots for this season. And that ninth place shows how bad they are right now in comparison with other teams, specially with their fellow city rivals Metropolis Alligators and Nacional.

[Valladares]

HYDRO SUPER LEAGUE - EIGHTH SEASON (PREVIEW OF THE NEW SEASON - PART II)

METROPOLIS ALLIGATORS: Fuentes (C) - García, Pereira, Dufraz, Silva - Ospina, Botero, Gutiérrez, Macías - Londoño, Salgado
Full Name: Metropolis Alligators Football Club
Nickname (s): "Los Caimanes" (The Alligators), "Los Verdiazules" (The Green and Blue Boys), "El Titán" (The Titan), "The MA"
Stadium: Metropolis Dome, Metropolis, District of Metropolis (Cap. 65,000)
Sponsor (s): UNE Telecomunicaciones, UltraTeam, Hydro, V-Train, District Mayorality of Metropolis
Home Kit: Green shirt with blue vertical stripes and green shorts
Away Kit: White shirt and black shorts
Third/GK Kit: All black
Chairman: Olivier Bonilla
Coach: Charles McMurdon
Last Season and Objectives: The Alligators ended as runners-up the last season, after Nacional, who won the Apertura and Clausura tournaments the last season. Also, they are the only valladar team that has participated in UICA competitions every season. They are favorites to win the title (as usual) of this season, but after we saw Nacional's and Bezieres' great performances, we can assure the Alligators could suffer more than the expected to win their third title.
Rivalries: Marinos Metropolis, Tannenberg FC, Eterna Stars, Fontvielle Impact, SC Caimanes, AD Cerro, Nacional
Fans: With a 14.3% of popularity, Metropolis Alligators is one of the most popular clubs in Valladares. Their fanbase is by far, the largest in the nation. The Alligators have fans in every city, town or village in Valladares. These fans are characterized for being noisy, loyal to the team, also, they protest when they see the team play poorly and they are not tolerant of opposing teams fans.
Prediction: 1st. Metropolis Alligators seem to be the strongest among the "Big" teams in this Super League, after Tannenberg's and Slateport's "sensational downfall" the last season and Eterna's constant irregularity. However, Nacional and AS Bezieres are now outlined by the pundits as "big threats" for the Alligators in the fight for the title of this season.

NACIONAL: Barrera - López, Russell, Martínez, Rueda - Vélez, Ruiz (C), Smith, Lecompte, Renato, Márquez
Full Name: Club Nacional de Fútbol
Nickname (s): "La Academia" (The Academy), "Los Albos" (The Whites)
Stadium: Estadio Miller Hoverberg, Cerro, District of Metropolis (Cap. 10,000)
Sponsor (s): No sponsors at the moment
Home Kit: All white
Away Kit: Red shirt and blue shorts
Third/GK Kit: All black
Chairman: Gerardo Matallana
Coach: Harrison Villar
Last Season and Objectives: Nacional are the reigning champions of the Super League, after winning both the Apertura and Clausura tournaments the last season. The Canalave Crown's current "owners" come from a disastrous UICA season, after being victims of the "away goals curse" in both the TQCC and GC. For this season, they will fight to retain their title, obviously, they are the current title holders, but...let's see if they can hold their own against the "Big" teams, Bezieres and the Impact, again.
Rivalries: AD Cerro, Metropolis Alligators, Marinos Metropolis
Fans: Nacional have a small fanbase, however, they are loyal to the team. In every Nacional's match at the Miller Hoverberg, there are 10,000 noisy fans cheering their team, no matter the rival.
Prediction: 4th. Despite being the current champions, the pundits do not see Nacional winning the Super League for the second season in a row. Among the teams they have as their favorites to win the title, Nacional are in total disadvantage not only in squad, but in economic power.

NORD ENERGIE FC: Reeves - García, Smith, Cabrera, Edwards - Nicholls (C), Evans, Romero, Taylor - Gomes, Andrews
Full Name: Nord Energie Football Club
Nickname (s): "The Blood and Gold", "The Electric Boys"
Stadium: Municipal Stadium, Toril, Eterna (Cap. 5,000)
Sponsor (s): Energy Inc., Bavaria Brewery
Home Kit: Red shirt with yellow vertical strips and yellow shorts
Away Kit: All white
Third/GK Kit: All black
Chairman: Gerard Montana
Coach: Gilles Cheyrou
Last Season and Objectives: Nord Energie come from a disappointing 16th place. This team has shown a worrying decline in the last two Super League seasons, and even, they were placed in last place during some weeks of the last season. For this new season, the main objective for Nord Energie is avoid relegation. Since the team is getting closer and closer to the last places every season, the Board think it's time to start to stabilize this team in the Super League.
Rivalries: Canalave Dragons, Eterna Stars
Fans: Nord Energie's fanbase is mostly formed with the former workers of Carrillo Canyon I, most of them live in the outskirts of Toril, a town located north of Eterna City. This small fanbase is not as noisy as other small teams' fanbases, and they tend to sit down and just watch the game. Their loyalty is questionable since Nord Energie do not tend to play with full stadium.
Prediction: 16th. For the pundits, Nord Energie should be grateful because there will be three teams called "Cardenales", "Valencia" and "Gatineau" the next season in the Super League. However, they do not think that a little vacation in the B-League the next season would be harmful for them. If you don't believe that, ask the next team in our preview...

OLYMPIQUE DE FONTVIELLE: Gavanon (C) - Carrasso, Govou, Velmont, Lacroix - Lopera, Montes, Puel, Santos - Revault, Simão
Full Name: Club Sportif Olympique de Fontvielle
Nickname (s): "Les Jaune et Bleu" (The Yellow and Blue), "Le OF" (The OF)
Stadium: Stade de l'Amitié, Fontvielle, Foix (Cap. 25,000)
Sponsor (s): Ferrocarriles Nacionales de Valladares
Home Kit: Yellow shirt with details in blue and blue shorts
Away Kit: White shirt with details in blue and white shorts
Third/GK Kit: All red
Chairman: François Lemerre
Coach: Jean Camacho
Last Season and Objectives: Olympique de Fontvielle are coming to this season after finishing in eleventh place the last one. Under Jean Camacho's leadership, "les Jaune et Bleu" seem to have found their style after more than seven seasons of suffering between promotions to the Super League and relegations to the B-League. The main objective for the Olympique in this season is to maintain their eleventh place or, in the best of the cases, get a higher position.
Rivalries: Fontvielle Impact, AS Vaud, AS Bezieres, Gatineau UC 98
Fans: As the second team in the city, Olympique de Fontvielle have few fans. Few, but they have them. OF's fans are noisy, and like to cheer their team, however, they are not loyal to the team, since there are less than 2,500 present fans in every Olympique's match at the Stade de l'Amitié.
Prediction: 13th. The pundits say the Olympique are not longer pushovers in this league, however, a thirteenth place would be the best position for a team still outclassed -and ignored- in their own city.

PRADERA FC: Rodríguez - Saraz, Grajales, Barco, Gaviria - Garcés (C), Castro, Borrero, Phillips, Ruiz - Tello
Full Name: Pradera Fútbol Club
Nickname (s): "Los Verdiblancos" (The Green and White)
Stadium: Estadio Gobernador Villa, Ciudad Pradera, Antioquia (Cap. 23,500)
Sponsor (s): Provenza Beef
Home Kit: Green shirt and white shorts
Away Kit: All white
Third/GK Kit: All black
Chairman: Guillermo Buitrago
Coach: Gonzalo García
Last Season and Objectives: Pradera finished in the 14th place the last season, alternating between decent and disastrous performances each day. Despite the frecuent "barrage of insults" against the coach Gonzalo García, both the Board and himself agreed to continue with the team for the next season, in which the objective will be a better location in the standings. Pradera are another team who cannot think in qualifying for UICA competitions, since their current team is still a disaster...and that's being honest.
Rivalries: Cardenales FC, Valencia FC.
Fans: Pradera's fanbase is located mainly in Ciudad Pradera. Their fans are noisy, and tend to insult directly their own players when they feel their players are not doing any sacrifice in the game. Every person accepting to be the Pradera's coach must be prepared to endure the pressure from the Estadio Gobernador Villa's "shareholder's stand".
Prediction: 14th. Pradera are a mid-table team who cannot get out of the lower part of the standings, even when they want to. This is another team who should be grateful because of the presence of the Valencian teams and Gatineau.

PUMAS MALDONADO: Deivid - Costa, Mineiro, Gomes - Guimaraes, Toledo, Vanegas, Texeira (C), Renan - Nilton, Roudet
Full Name: Pumas Maldonado Futebol Clube
Nickname (s): "O Puma" (The Cougar)
Stadium: Estádio de Maldonado, Maldonado, Chiquito (Cap. 23,000)
Sponsor (s): UltraTeam
Home Kit: Blue shirt with details in white and blue shorts
Away Kit: White shirt with details in blue and white shorts
Third/GK Kit: All yellow
Chairman: Inácio Montalvo
Coach: Frèderic Galletti
Last Season and Objectives: Pumas were close to be relegated the last season. Their disastrous seventeenth place should have turned on the alarms in the team from Maldonado, who do not show any improvement in their performance in the Super League since the season 3. Obviously, for this new season, Pumas is another team with the objective of not to get relegated. Even another 17th place would be enough prize for this team, another one going through economic problems.
Rivalries: Chiquito FC, SC Caimanes
Fans: This team's fanbase is located mainly in their city: Maldonado. Their fans do not accompany in crowds their team when Pumas plays at the Estádio de Maldonado. This does not mean their fans are not loyal to their team, this has an explanation: Maldonado is a city where unemployment rules, that means that very few people have money to pay their tickets to see their team at the stadium. Interestingly, Pumas' fans DO accompany their team when they play in other city. Strange, isn't it?
Prediction: 17th. The pundits think Pumas is a mediocre team who lack of the level to be present in the Super League. If another team different to Valencia, Cardenales or Gatineau had been promoted to the Super League for this season, Pumas would have been placed by them in the relegation zone.

SC CAIMANES: Ortega, Maicon, Jimenez, Kléver, Beltrán - Lucio, Tiago Neves, Rosero, Anthony - Araújo, Souza (C)
Full Name: Sport Club Caimanes
Nickname (s): "Os Jacarés" (The Alligators)
Stadium: Estádio Armando Bozzelli, Campo Grande, Chqiuito (Cap. 50,000)
Sponsor (s): MediCare
Home Kit: Green shirt with details in black and black shorts
Away Kit: All white
Third/GK Kit: All red
Chairman: Josué Pereira
Coach: Ricardo Gomes
Last Season and Objectives: SC Caimames finished in sixth place the last season, with the right to take part in the last Aeropag Football Invitational, where they ended in a "disappointing" twelfth place. With the confirmed presence of the Sargossan player Ismael Beltrán for this new season, the objective for "Os Jacarés" is another Globe Cup participation. Although this team is not strong enough to fight for the title this season, some people think they can give a surprise. Time will tell if that wish becomes a reality at the end of the season.
Rivalries: Chiquito FC, Metropolis Alligators, Tannenberg FC, AS Bezieres, Marinos Metropolis, Slateport Bulls
Fans: SC Caimanes have a strong fanbase, concentrated in Campo Grande, Chiquito, and some neighbourhoods in Metropolis. These fans are passionate, and very hostile towards referees and rival teams' fans. They do not hesitate to make angry claims when the referee makes decisions that may potentially affect their team. Caimanes' fans also like to form brawls with other teams' fans in national roads, when they travel to see Caimanes' game in another city.
Prediction: 8th. Caimanes surprised everyone the last season with their qualification for the AFI, however the pundits think Caimanes will be in eighth place this season. The reason: another eventual carnage for the GC and AFI spots will damage "Os Jacarés" the most...according to them.

SLATEPORT BULLS: García - Tamayo, Jones, Lennon, Suárez - Arribagé, López, Quintero, Velasco, Herrera, Flórez (C)
Full Name: Slateport Bulls Football Club
Nickname (s): "The Bulls"
Stadium: Estadio de la Riviera, Slateport City, Eterna (Cap. 40,000)
Sponsor (s): BullRade, MediCare, Hydro
Home Kit: Blue shirt with details in red and blue shorts
Away Kit: White shirt with details in blue and white shorts
Third/GK Kit: All red
Chairman: Alexander Edwards
Coach: Leonard Gillet
Last Season and Objectives: Slateport ended in ninth place the last season, being one of the disappointments of the season alongside with Tannenberg. For this season, Slateport's Board expects to return to another UICA competition the next season, as well as cleaning the bad image left the last one. Another failure would be fatal for this team, who are going to be replaced by Bezieres as the "Fourth Big team" if "Les Rouges" win the title this season, and therefore need to recover their prestige in the Super League.
Rivalries: Eterna Stars, Marinos Metropolis, SC Caimanes, Fontvielle Impact, Tannenberg FC
Fans: Their fanbase is passionate and cheerful, based mainly in Slateport and its outskirts. They are always present at the Estadio de la Riviera, cheering their team with chants and harangues. Sometimes, they tend to provoke other teams' fans, specially Marinos' fans, with the idea of showing their hatred towards them. The rivalry between both fanbases is big, since both teams are trying to be considered as the "fourth Big team" in the nation.
Prediction: 7th. The pundits suggest Slateport would have to go under a "recovering season" after their disaster the last one, as Marinos and Caimanes did. A seventh place would be enough for a team who really needs a change in both style and squad.

TANNENBERG FC: Triviño - Carvalho, Chenney (C), Martínez, Alex - Rosero, Phillips, Taylor, Peterson - Ruíz, Pérez
Full Name: Tannenberg Football Club
Nickname (s): "The Citizens", "The Black and White", "The Knights", "The TFC"
Stadium: Olympic Stadium, Carloburgo, Mountbatten (Cap. 62,000)
Sponsor (s): Mountbatten Casino (not displayed in shirt due to new national legislation regarding gambling)
Home Kit: White shirt with black vertical strips and black shorts
Away Kit: All green
Third/GK Kit: All yellow
Chairman: Gustavo Delima
Coach: Peter Selás
Last Season and Objectives: "The Citizens" were the other disappointment of the last season, being the defending champions and ending for the first time ever out of the top 5 in the league (seventh place). Now, with a weakened sponsor, Tannenberg is looking for entering into UICA competitions again as objective, and winning their second title, if possible. This will be the last season in which Tannenberg will play their home games at the Olympic Stadium, before moving to their new stadium for the ninth season of the Super League.
Rivalries: Metropolis Alligators, Eterna Stars, Slateport Bulls, AS Bezieres
Fans: Tannenberg are one of the most popular teams in the nation, as 14.3% of the country's population support the club. Their fans are passionate, but they do not tend to feel themselves provoked by other teams' fans, like Bezieres' fans. Their love towards the team is demonstrated every week, as the Olympic Stadium is frecuently filled with 62,000 noisy local fans, cheering their team.
Prediction: 5th. For the pundits, "The Citizens" have the team to qualify for UICA competitions again. However, they think their effort will be worth only to give them a spot in the Playoff Access Stage of the Globe Cup, since there are other teams who could show better arguments in the field to qualify for the TQCC.

VALENCIA FC: Sánchez - Perea, Villagra, Quiñonez, Vargas - Bernal, Rosero, Romano, Galeano (C) - Gaviria, Jaramillo
Full Name: Valencia Fútbol Club
Nickname (s): "Los Púrpura" (The Purple)
Stadium: Estadio Municipal de Valencia, Valencia, Antioquia (Cap. 17,700)
Sponsor (s): Ferry Danubio
Home Kit: Purple shirt with details in yellow and purple shorts
Away Kit: White shirt with details in purple and white shorts
Third/GK Kit: All yellow
Chairman: Gustavo Alzate
Coach: Rudy Ortega
Last Season and Objectives: Valencia were promoted to the Super League as champions of the B-League, and were the first valladar club in reaching the group stage of the Series B Champions' Cup. With that good performance done in their pre-season, "Los Púrpura" want to save themselves from relegation for this season, to show the nation that feat in the SBCC was no a fluke.
Rivalries: Cardenales FC, Pradera FC
Fans: Valencia's inhabitants are divided in two groups: Valencia's fans and Cardenales' fans. As usual when there are two or more teams in the same city, both fanbases hate the other to death. Valencia's fans are the most fanatic fans in this city...almost all of them have painted their house purple, or have painted the houses of their rivals, showing their extreme fanatism.
Prediction: 18th. Despite the excellent pre-season done by Valencia, the pundits have no reasons to consider them among the possible teams that would compete in the VSL 9. Valencia still have a weak team that would be perfect for a B-League team, but no for a Super League team.

[Sargossa]

Rolling, rolling, rolling. Keep that bandwagon rolling. But slow it down enough for us to jump right on board. Because after the glittering CMSC preview and the shiny start to the Poconese season here comes the SuperLiga. Yay! Possibly. But none of those nicely laid out colourful formats here. Nope. Blocks of text for the win. Or ftw as the kids are saying.

Anyway, over in Goza it's reigning champions of this fine nation El Nacional (See? We bolded it. That's almost formatting. Right?) who will be expected to lead the way again. With suspiciously foreign fallbacks Tyrone Soro and Matheus bombing down the flanks, happily Sargossan Roberto Guzmán keeping the side ticking from midfield and goal happy Francesco Fontova lurking up front the side's core looks much as it did last season. The biggest name new arrival is international striker Daniel González Rodríguez, snatched from penniless Nethertopians NAPPC from right under the noses of great rivals Ciudad. Can Gabriel Vizcarra's boys retain their crown? It's probably the best they can hope for. Afterall, it's not like they're going to win the TQCC is it?

In the captiol Ciudad Soluca fans will be expecting a strong title charge after their side lost out to arch nemesis EN last term. Wily Candelarian Hane Davis continues to pull the strings from the dugout and returned to his homeland to acquire promising centreback Miguel Ángel Cortés. It remains to be seen whether the new boy will partner the ever impressive Carlos Arías or if the boss will stick with aging Álvaro Royo. Aguazul international Ederoño Manderiaga will almost certain continue to impress in goal while the likes of Marcos García Fernández, Rubén Contreras, Elías Carrasco and Hernán Ojeda provide talented midfield options. Up front Javíer Pozo will be the main threat but there's little in reserve.

Of the rest of the challengers Sporting San Marquez should, but probably won't, lead from the front. The Larissan giants have struggled a touch of late and Francisco Lillo's repatriation from Dynamo Kalinsk hardly got the headline writers into a frenzy. Deportivo Soluca have bags of experience in charge in the form of Cafundéu's Júlio Mercegues and the bookies have been raking in plenty of money on the ediraf's second side. Nothing to do with the title mind. It's more about midfielder Matador breaking the league's red card record. Deportivo Cordova will again take the role of entertainers although we wait to see how well José Marín juggles the demands of domestic management with his Somewhereistonia national team commitments. Ciudad came after Malak international defender Alexis Wurka in the summer but the big fella remains in Cordova, for now.

Going in entirely different directions are Alianza Jucaro and Dínamo Maturín. When Carlos Bonilla purchased Alianza little was expected of them, the belief being that the shipping tycoon wanted a football club solely because his great business rival Daniel Gil had two of his own. Yet Bonilla's sensible investment in the squad, the stadium, the academy and giving talented coach Alejandro Ruíz a free reign has reaped dividends. The Midean giants have possibly made the most interesting signing of the summer with the acquisition of Somewhereistonian international Kukas Kujenai from Dinamo Moletai. Cafundéu's Bozó should again cause havoc down the left while Vegan keeper Jubaxilo Valdori is a big unit between the sticks. Up front goal machine, in Azulan football anyway, Hernán Sandoval and home grown Enrique Del Garza form one of the league's youngest strike forces. Dínamo seem to be on something of a slide but new boss José Cavalleri has been brought in from Estrella to add some defensive steel and young attacker Néstor Ayala shows plenty of promise.

Talking of Estrella Torreón, long serving assistant Gabriel Molina has been promoted to the big chair while Poconese striker Edmundo probably retired years ago. Playing at altitude will again help the home form and if the new boss can sort them out away from El Torrigal the Globe Cup is not entirely out of question. A quiet close season for Porto Alegro Azul suggest recent mid table obscurity will continue although the capture of experienced international Ricardo Moraes from Sporting Lakeport looks a good bit of business. Mercadel S.C. boss Quique Zaraté continues to work on a shoe string budget but has a couple of talented Malaks waiting in the wings while Petro Mercada's Ruslan Lukjanchuk rise to club icon will probably move steadily along with another season dumping opposition forwards into row G.

Resort city club Dunas Del Sol punched well above their weight thanks to Roberto Estrada's canny management and the probing of surprisingly good Cafundéuese playmaker Gabriel. New arrivals consist of Nethertopian Under-21 international fallback Menno Valentijn and Alianza's ever reliable reserve keeper José Miguel Barrio. Rubio Bayamo remain just a bit too 'meh' although midfielder Roberto Alonso looks a cut above the average. S.C. Motril and Ciudad Jucaro both worked wonders to avoid relegation last season but will probably cut it fine again this year. Jungle side Jaguarés have the advantage of being the SuperLiga's least friendly venue and should be alright. As should Racing Soluca for whom Licínio Viveros provides a cutting edge up front and Poconese midfielder Lubomir Cech is an interesting addition.

Of the new boys Daroca Marinos have spent enough and bring with them enough quality to hopefully assure a return to their Segunda Liga purgatory doesn't happen immediately. Ignacio Blanco surely has enough class around to secure a mid table berth, helped by the return of Alberto Herráez from El din Marbles and the free transfer of current international Jorge Alberto Carmona from King's Eleven Yuki City. Sportivo Maturín if nothing else ensure the return of the Maturín city derby. Which is nice. While Nuevo Onwere, a club formed by Marquezian immigrants in the slums of San Marquez, could have had the collective youth talents of both parent clubs Sporting and El din Marbles to call upon. But apparently forgot to ask either.

[Krytenia]

SEASON TWO: PART ONE

Matchday One
The second season of the Liga Calania started off where the first ended; with Mercia Bromham (winners of the Aeropag Invitational in between) on top of the league. Tabeck FC were the unwitting victims in a five-nil massacre for the Midlanders. The biggest surprise of Matchday One, meanwhile, was the 4-1 drubbing the Daii received from Caledon "Normally, We Suck" Simpson.

Results:
Beckton Supermarine 2-2 Emberton Reds
Royal Emberton 1-4 Foxchester Raiders
Avidia United 3-0 New Cefn Albion
Caledon Simpson 4-1 Iskara Daii
Tabeck FC 0-5 Mercia Bromham
Casuals Osteria 0-1 Telecontarë
Corinthian Spirits 2-2 Beverington Hawks
Stanton Town 1-0 Ousevale Borough
Hallad Reavers 0-2 FC Farça
Jhanna City 3-1 Bradwell Saints
Internashionale 0-0 Malta Lines
Avidia City 1-2 Cedrus Soundgardia

Matchday Two
An early Emberton derby, and no respite for the Royals. Fresh from losing four-one to Foxchester (no, the Starblaydi one) they then went one better/worse by shipping five to their cross-city rivals. There was better news for the division's new boys though, as first wins were managed by Beverington (against Hallad) and Bradwell (against Avidia City).

Results:
Avidia United 0-0 Beckton Supermarine
Emberton Reds 5-1 Royal Emberton
Foxchester Raiders 3-1 Caledon Simpson
New Cefn Albion 2-1 Tabeck FC
Iskara Daii 1-2 Casuals Osteria
Mercia Bromham 5-1 Corinthian Spirits
Telecontarë 2-1 Stanton Town
Beverington Hawks 3-1 Hallad Reavers
Ousevale Borough 3-3 Jhanna City
FC Farça 2-1 Internashionale
Bradwell Saints 2-1 Avidia City
Malta Lines 0-1 Cedrus Soundgardia

Matchday Three
Cedrus Soundgardia; not a team ranked amongst the greats. And yet, three wins in three (topped off here with a 4-0 hammering of FC Farça) put them second in the table, nestled between Mercia and Telecontarë on goal difference. Beverington's win over Inter puts them into an impressive fifth position.

Results:
Beckton Supermarine 1-1 Tabeck FC
Royal Emberton 3-0 Caledon Simpson
Avidia United 1-3 Emberton Reds
Casuals Osteria 1-0 Foxchester Raiders
Corinthian Spirits 1-2 New Cefn Albion
Stanton Town 1-4 Iskara Daii
Hallad Reavers 3-4 Mercia Bromham
Jhanna City 1-2 Telecontarë
Internashionale 1-2 Beverington Hawks
Avidia City 1-4 Ousevale Borough
Cedrus Soundgardia 4-0 FC Farça
Malta Lines 2-0 Bradwell Saints

Matchday Four
Goals, goals, goals! Iskara Daii finally start to look like a top-class team - in the Jhanna derby no less, as they hit City for six. Emberton Reds decide they'll have some of that, and knocked a half dozen past Caledon "And Yet, We Can Beat The Daii" Simpson. Not to be outdone though, Mercia Bromham kept their stranglehold on top spot by knocking seven past Internashionale.

Results:
Corinthian Spirits 4-2 Beckton Supermarine
Casuals Osteria 2-0 Royal Emberton
Tabeck FC 1-2 Avidia United
Emberton Reds 6-1 Caledon Simpson
Foxchester Raiders 3-0 Stanton Town
New Cefn Albion 1-2 Hallad Reavers
Iskara Daii 6-0 Jhanna City
Mercia Bromham 7-1 Internashionale
Telecontarë 4-1 Avidia City
Beverington Hawks 3-0 Cedrus Soundgardia
Ousevale Borough 1-1 Malta Lines
FC Farça 1-2 Bradwell Saints

Matchday Five
Apparently, seven wasn't enough for the Midlanders last week; so off they toddle to Cedrus, and knock eight past the Aquillianan Starblaydi Audioslavians. Or something. And yet...not the biggest haul of the day. Ousevale, who had done precisely sod-all up to this point in the season, went and whacked nine past Farça. Yikes.

Results:
Beckton Supermarine 2-0 Hallad Reavers
Royal Emberton 1-1 Stanton Town
Avidia United 0-1 Corinthian Spirits
Caledon Simpson 0-2 Casuals Osteria
Tabeck FC 1-1 Emberton Reds
Jhanna City 2-3 Foxchester Raiders
Internashionale 1-2 New Cefn Albion
Avidia City 1-0 Iskara Daii
Cedrus Soundgardia 0-8 Mercia Bromham
Malta Lines 0-1 Telecontarë
Bradwell Saints 3-3 Beverington Hawks
FC Farça 2-9 Ousevale Borough

Matchday Six
Mercia Bromham, averaging nearly six goals per game, do it again by beating Bradwell Saints 5-1; astonishingly, despite a 100% record at this stage of the season, they are only top by virtue of their eye-popping goal difference. Telecontarë's two-one victory over Farça means they also have six wins from six.

Results:
Internashionale 2-1 Beckton Supermarine
Jhanna City 3-3 Royal Emberton
Hallad Reavers 2-0 Avidia United
Stanton Town 4-2 Caledon Simpson
Corinthian Spirits 4-0 Tabeck FC
Emberton Reds 1-1 Casuals Osteria
Foxchester Raiders 2-2 Avidia City
New Cefn Albion 1-2 Cedrus Soundgardia
Iskara Daii 2-1 Malta Lines
Mercia Bromham 5-1 Bradwell Saints
Telecontarë 2-1 FC Farça
Beverington Hawks 0-4 Ousevale Borough

Matchday Seven
Mercia defeat Ousevale to make it seven from seven; Telecontare huck the Hawks five-one and keep the pressure on. Their meeting next week could be an early title decider. Iskara Daii and New Cefn take advantage of Ousevale's nul points to jump into the top eight.

Results:
Beckton Supermarine 0-0 Cedrus Soundgardia
Royal Emberton 3-1 Avidia City
Avidia United 6-2 Internashionale
Caledon Simpson 2-1 Jhanna City
Tabeck FC 2-1 Hallad Reavers
Casuals Osteria 2-1 Stanton Town
Corinthian Spirits 2-4 Emberton Reds
Malta Lines 0-1 Foxchester Raiders
Bradwell Saints 0-2 New Cefn Albion
FC Farça 1-4 Iskara Daii
Ousevale Borough 2-4 Mercia Bromham
Beverington Hawks 1-5 Telecontarë

Matchday Eight
Advantage Bromham. The Cygnus Stadium roared itself hoarse as Mercia beat the elves and opened up a three-point gap at the top. Also taking advantage of the situation are Foxchester "No, The Starblaydi One" Raiders, who are just two points behind Tele in third after their hammering of Farça. What is it with Farça and getting hammered by the big guns?

Results:
Bradwell Saints 3-1 Beckton Supermarine
Malta Lines 2-2 Royal Emberton
Cedrus Soundgardia 0-2 Avidia United
Avidia City 0-3 Caledon Simpson
Internashionale 1-2 Tabeck FC
Jhanna City 2-0 Casuals Osteria
Hallad Reavers 1-1 Corinthian Spirits
Emberton Reds 3-1 Stanton Town
Foxchester Raiders 5-2 FC Farça
New Cefn Albion 1-3 Ousevale Borough
Iskara Daii 5-2 Beverington Hawks
Mercia Bromham 2-0 Telecontarë

Matchday Nine
Honestly? As advantages go, that one was short! Mercia press the "choke" button, lose to the Daii, and Telecontarë are back on terms. Foxchester, too, are just two points off the leaders after their third win in a row; Beverington are the unlucky recipients of a Raiders raiding party, and drop to fourteenth.

Results:
Beckton Supermarine 0-3 Ousevale Borough
Royal Emberton 3-1 FC Farça
Avidia United 1-0 Bradwell Saints
Caledon Simpson 3-1 Malta Lines
Tabeck FC 1-3 Cedrus Soundgardia
Casuals Osteria 2-0 Avidia City
Corinthian Spirits 1-1 Internashionale
Stanton Town 2-2 Jhanna City
Hallad Reavers 3-3 Emberton Reds
Beverington Hawks 0-3 Foxchester Raiders
Telecontarë 5-2 New Cefn Albion
Mercia Bromham 1-3 Iskara Daii

Matchday Ten
And the world goes upside-down! Or, if you're reading this in Starblaydia, rightside-up. Foxchester beat Bromham three-two, Telecontarë slap five past the hapless Beckton Supermarine, and suddenly it's Tele top, Raiders second, and Mercia down to third. Emberton Reds' tendency to draw means they're undefeated but only fourth, five points off the leaders.

Results:
Telecontarë 5-2 Beckton Supermarine
Beverington Hawks 0-1 Royal Emberton
Ousevale Borough 3-5 Avidia United
FC Farça 0-1 Caledon Simpson
Bradwell Saints 1-3 Tabeck FC
Malta Lines 2-2 Casuals Osteria
Cedrus Soundgardia 1-5 Corinthian Spirits
Avidia City 2-2 Stanton Town
Internashionale 2-1 Hallad Reavers
Emberton Reds 2-0 Jhanna City
Foxchester Raiders 3-2 Mercia Bromham
New Cefn Albion 2-3 Iskara Daii

Matchday Eleven
Mercia's Jekyll is Bromham's Hyde, as after maximum points from eight games, they now have just one from their last three. A 3-3 draw with Royal Emberton means only their early season Goal Madness­™ keeps them above the Reds in third place. The top two, meanwhile, both make the most of it, with Telecontarë beating the Eagles, and Foxchester taking down Albion by the odd goal in seven.

Results:
Beckton Supermarine 1-3 Iskara Daii
Royal Emberton 3-3 Mercia Bromham
Avidia United 2-5 Telecontarë
Caledon Simpson 2-1 Beverington Hawks
Tabeck FC 3-2 Ousevale Borough
Casuals Osteria 1-1 FC Farça
Corinthian Spirits 3-1 Bradwell Saints
Stanton Town 1-0 Malta Lines
Hallad Reavers 1-2 Cedrus Soundgardia
Jhanna City 3-0 Avidia City
Internashionale 1-3 Emberton Reds
New Cefn Albion 3-4 Foxchester Raiders

Matchday Twelve
The elves make it eleven from twelve with a somewhat workmanlike (or is that workelflike?) victory over Tabeck; Foxchester can only draw with Beckton, though, and Mercia, Emberton Reds, and Iskara Daii are all snapping at their heels. Mercia's four goals, meanwhile, means they've scored a half-century already at this early stage of the season.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 1-1 Beckton Supermarine
New Cefn Albion 3-1 Royal Emberton
Iskara Daii 2-1 Avidia United
Mercia Bromham 4-0 Caledon Simpson
Telecontarë 2-1 Tabeck FC
Beverington Hawks 3-2 Casuals Osteria
Ousevale Borough 4-2 Corinthian Spirits
FC Farça 4-2 Stanton Town
Bradwell Saints 0-1 Hallad Reavers
Malta Lines 1-1 Jhanna City
Cedrus Soundgardia 2-0 Internashionale
Emberton Reds 5-1 Avidia City

Matchday Thirteen
As you were, everyone. Telecontarë beat Corinthian Spirits, the Raiders got back to winning ways against Avidia United, Mercia won, as did the Reds, and Iskara went nap, so the top five remains the same. Royal Emberton's win over Beckton, meanwhile, despite an awful start to the season, moves them into Globe Cup contention.

Results:
Beckton Supermarine 1-3 Royal Emberton
Avidia United 1-3 Foxchester Raiders
Caledon Simpson 0-1 New Cefn Albion
Tabeck FC 1-5 Iskara Daii
Casuals Osteria 0-3 Mercia Bromham
Corinthian Spirits 1-2 Telecontarë
Stanton Town 0-1 Beverington Hawks
Hallad Reavers 0-4 Ousevale Borough
Jhanna City 5-0 FC Farça
Internashionale 1-2 Bradwell Saints
Avidia City 1-1 Malta Lines
Cedrus Soundgardia 1-2 Emberton Reds

TABLE: (TQCC spots at present in orange, GC in blue)

Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Telecontarë               13  12   0   1   36   15   21   36
   2  Foxchester Raiders        13  10   2   1   35   16   19   32
   3  Mercia Bromham            13  10   1   2   53   17   36   31
   4  Emberton Reds             13   9   4   0   40   16   24   31
   5  Iskara Daii               13  10   0   3   39   18   21   30
   6  Ousevale Borough          13   7   2   4   42   23   19   23
   7  Cedrus Soundgardia        13   7   1   5   18   24   -6   22
   8  Casuals Osteria           13   6   3   4   17   15    2   21
   9  Avidia United             13   6   1   6   24   22    2   19
  10  Royal Emberton            13   5   4   4   25   26   -1   19
  11  Corinthian Spirits        13   5   3   5   28   25    3   18
  12  New Cefn Albion           13   6   0   7   22   26   -4   18
  13  Caledon Simpson           13   6   0   7   19   27   -8   18
  14  Beverington Hawks         13   5   2   6   21   29   -8   17
  15  Jhanna City               13   4   4   5   26   25    1   16
  16  Tabeck FC                 13   4   2   7   17   30  -13   14
  17  Bradwell Saints           13   4   1   8   16   27  -11   13
  18  Stanton Town              13   3   3   7   17   26   -9   12
  19  Hallad Reavers            13   3   2   8   16   26  -10   11
  20  FC Farça                  13   3   1   9   17   39  -22   10
  21  Malta Lines               13   1   6   6   11   16   -5    9
  22  Beckton Supermarine       13   1   5   7   14   27  -13    8
  23  Internashionale           13   2   2   9   14   31  -17    8
  24  Avidia City               13   1   3   9   12   33  -21    6

[Queer Poco el Mono Ara]

The Una Serie, probably the best league in the World (disclaimer, we know the Una Serie is not the best league in the World) hitting you up with all the knowledge you need about the first quarter of the 8th Una Serie season and other affiliated league competitions.

Results
Royal Khaldoon 1-0 Valengren Kickers
Salaga F.C 1-0 Augustus
Pythons 3-0 Ridgemont Town
Skyte City 1-4 Almondvale
Athletic Khaldoon 1-0 Rydell United
Jonastown United 2-3 Villa Ortiz

We’ll start with reigning champions Royal Khaldoon and their staggered start to the year. Under new boss Aboulaye Soro the mega rich team from the capital have failed to deliver and semblance of the previous year’s double winning form but a late goal from Aguazul international Chale Cobarrubias was enough to sink Valengren Kickers at the Royal Stadium. Quite how poorly the side have started the season is a mystery but the chairman has backed his choice to bring in Soro and reckons the side can still retain their title. The Kickers will feel aggrieved that they couldn’t pick up the win and were knocked off the top of the table. The multi-multi national side who only have three Pocoan nationals in the starting XI have made a superb start to the season had the better chances of the game and were it not for the massively hyped 21 year old Karl Ergma in the Royal goal they could have extended their lead at the top of the league.

It’s still tight near the bottom and as anticipated Rydell United sit rooted to the bottom picking up a measly 7 points from their first 11 games. Just ahead of them are Salaga who aren’t fairing much better. Anything could still happen in the battle to stave off relegation with 33 matches yet to play, but on their current form you’d back Rydell to head straight back down.

Pythons sparkling strike force of Malak forward Dmitri Zukava and Akbarabad international Samin Akbar are failing to deliver up front as Pythons have only managed 15 goals thus far. However Kelssek midfielder Charles Fletcher has proved his price tag’s worth by hitting three of those goals. Manager Mark Sloan is hoping the player will prove to be the catalyst to thrust Pythons to the top and claim their 5th title in 8 years. The team ran out comfortable winners, 3-0 over Ridgemont Town after a shock loss to Rydell in their previous fixture.

Almondvale leapt into the top spot after a thumping 4-1 win over Skyte City. Daryl Ferguson’s men look motivated and after coming close to league glory 2 seasons back there is belief that Almondvale can challenge for the title this time around. Goals for Taeshan forward Ulli White and the often overlooked Steve McBrin proved enough for ‘Vale to take all three points away from home.

Meanwhile, Jonastown have appointed a manager at last. Former Royal Khaldoon man Keith Fletcher has taken the helm and will look to get J-Town on track and into contention for ICC places. He’s going to have a job to do and after a 3-2 loss to Villa Ortiz at home it’s not looking easy. For Villa Ortiz the three points keeps them firmly in the mid-table places and dreams of a Globe Cup spot may still come true. Ortiz currently have the same win loss record as Royal Khaldoon and are 1 of three teams who have yet to draw a game. Alex Rowley has instilled in them a sense of always going for the win, rather than shutting up shop or failing to lay down the side have yet to come away from a fixture with just 1 point.

Surprisingly Augustus are struggling near the bottom of the table, what with a number of their players currently in the international team, more was expected of them. The side need to find a strike partner for Cafundeu’s Zezinho who has scored the majority of their league goals thus far. However the striker failed to deliver today as the side were edged out by Salaga away from home.

Former international under 21’s coach Miguel da Rossa’s return to league management is proving a moderate success. Athletic Khaldoon have gone 4-3-3 in the first 11 and a 1-0 in over Rydell United, courtesy of Hakan Mendez was enough to shift the side into 5th.

League Table

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 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Almondvale                11   8   0   3   20   11    9   24
   2  Valengren Kickers         11   7   1   3   26   12   14   22
   3  Ridgemont Town            11   7   1   3   19   17    2   22
   4  Pythons                   11   6   2   3   18   12    6   20
   5  Athletic Khaldoon         11   4   4   3   17   16    1   16
   6  Villa Ortiz               11   5   0   6   20   20    0   15
   7  Royal Khaldoon            11   5   0   6   22   23   -1   15
   8  Skyte City                11   4   1   6   13   15   -2   13
   9  Augustus                  11   3   4   4   12   14   -2   13
  10  Jonastown United          11   3   3   5   15   17   -2   12
  11  Salaga F.C                11   3   1   7    8   19  -11   10
  12  Rydell United             11   2   1   8   12   26  -14    7

The Valentia Premier League, probably the best women’s football league in the World (disclaimer, it’s the first year, it might be, we’ll see later). The first ever VPL newswire is brought to you by Johnson’s and Gilbert’s breakfast meats, making breakfast not just the most important meal of the day, but the most meaty.

In the Valentia Premier League it’s Royal Khaldoon’s sister side Khaldoon Monarchs who find themselves at the top of the table a single point ahead of Ridgemont Belles.

The Monarch’s captain and star, Patricia Rose McGowan (wife of Tomasz Poborsky) has single handedly propelled the side to the top of the table in the first ever season. At the foot of the table the Barbossa Hornets are struggling picking up only 5 points from their first 11 fixtures. Most startling of all is the 5 points they have earned have all come from draws. Its not all doom and gloom for the Hornets though as just ahead of them the Belle-Isle Stars are in a very similar boat, having draw 7 of their opening 11 much to the frustration of the fans who seem to have defected from watching the men’s side to watch the women play (it’s not their fault the live on a small island and the only women they see are the few who live there or on television).

Leighton Magic’s Vanessa Casey is proving to be a goal scoring sensation, hitting 10 of Magic’s 14. Her form has found her at the top of the wants list for the Monarchs as the chairman looks to recreate the success of Royal with the Monarchs. However Ms. Casey will come with a pricey $1.5 million tag as Magic try to cling to her. Her agent has already claimed if it weren’t for the inherent discrimination around the Queer Poco international squad she would have partnered Ishmael Van Dyke up front for the current World Cup Qualifiers.

League Table

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 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Khaldoon Monarchs         11   6   5   0   18    6   12   23
   2  Ridgemont Belles          11   6   4   1   11    8    3   22
   3  Leighton Magic            11   6   2   3   14   10    4   20
   4  Redfern Suns              11   6   2   3   13   10    3   20
   5  Almondvale Cougars        11   4   4   3   17   11    6   16
   6  Skyte Comets              11   4   4   3   11    9    2   16
   7  Palampas Bobcats          11   5   1   5   12   11    1   16
   8  Valengren Rockets         11   4   3   4   14   15   -1   15
   9  Renato Mercury            11   2   3   6    9   12   -3    9
  10  Ambrose Gold              11   2   2   7   11   21  -10    8
  11  Belle-Isle Stars          11   0   7   4    8   13   -5    7
  12  Barbossa Hornets          11   0   5   6   13   25  -12    5

Lower down on the league pyramid League's I and II look a little something like this.

League I

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 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Valengren Rovers          11   6   2   3   19   13    6   20
   2  Belle-Isle on Sea         11   6   2   3   23   20    3   20
   3  Real Minanda              11   5   2   4   24   16    8   17
   4  Racing Cruzeira           11   5   2   4   15   15    0   17
   5  MS Leighton               11   5   1   5   19   18    1   16
   6  1860 Flumineiro           11   5   1   5   19   21   -2   16
   7  Allied Motor Trade        11   4   4   3   14   17   -3   16
   8  Burston Wanderers         11   4   3   4   17   16    1   15
   9  New Boys Royceton         11   4   3   4   13   13    0   15
  10  Atheltico Palampas        11   4   3   4   12   13   -1   15
  11  Barbossa                  11   3   2   6   16   20   -4   11
  12  Garrincha F.C             11   2   1   8   10   19   -9    7

League II

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 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Port Los Renato           11   7   1   3   31   17   14   22
   2  Villa Flumineiro          11   7   1   3   10    8    2   22
   3  Racing Minanda            11   7   0   4   19   11    8   21
   4  Ajax Khaldoon II          11   6   1   4   18   17    1   19
   5  Hunslet Wanderers         11   4   4   3   18   15    3   16
   6  Sunset Village            11   4   4   3   13   11    2   16
   7  Palampas                  11   5   1   5   21   20    1   16
   8  Burley United             11   4   3   4   20   24   -4   15
   9  Old Forrest               11   3   4   4   12   14   -2   13
  10  Renato Albion             11   3   1   7   12   21   -9   10
  11  Stourton Town             11   2   3   6    9   15   -6    9
  12  East Khaldoon Park        11   2   1   8   11   21  -10    7

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Mantwenic Premier League

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[b]Pos  Team        P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts[/b]
   1  Kempten FC         38   23  5 12  108  61  47  82  * C/TQCC
   2  Elesbery FC          38  23  2  13  106  60  37  80 * TQCC
   3  FC Olsen              38  22  5  11 104  59  36  78   *GC
   4  Benshawk Nationis 38  22  2  14   80   61   24   67 *  GC
   5  Toshien AFC         38  21  5  12 100  80  20  66 * GC
   6  Makotok FC          38  21  2 15   78   67  14   62
   7  Dauron FC            38  20  6  12  61  50  12   57
   8 Zeava FC               38  20   4  14   86   84   8  57
   9  Meznot FC            38 20  2  16   85   81   6  57
  10 Elmelk FC             38  20  3  15   83   61    5  55
  11 Ansker FC             38  19  4  15   59  60  3  52
  12 Balan FC               38  19  3  16  74  87   1  50
  13  Aarowmaw FC      38  18  6  20  80  91  -1  49
  14  Kirie FC               38 18  5  17  82  87   -2  47
  15  Memel FC             38  17  8  13  71  86  -5   45
  16 Epson AFC             38  15  6  17  70   85   -11  43
  17 Tenshawn FC        38  15  6 17  82  112  -18   32
  18  Morosia FC           38  15   5  18   35   78  -23  31
  19 Trelson AFC          38  14  6  18   70  109  -29   25   R
  20  FC Enston            38  14   5  19   45  117  -35   18   R


[Valladares]

HYDRO SUPER LEAGUE - EIGHTH SEASON (PART I OF IV)

Apertura Tournament

MD1:

Bezieres 3-0 Valencia
Cardenales 1-2 Alligators
Eterna 3-0 Vaud
Marinos 1-0 Chiquito
Nacional 1-1 Gatineau
Nord Energie 0-2 Caimanes
Olympique 1-1 Cerro
Pumas 0-2 Fontvielle
Slateport 1-0 Canalave
Tannenberg 2-0 Pradera

All the "Big" teams started with victories this new season. The Alligators defeated Cardenales in their return to the first division, Eterna started this season with a convincing victory over Vaud, and Tannenberg defeated Pradera with few difficulties. The champions let the newly-promoted Gatineau to get a point from Metropolis, and Bezieres, Slateport, the Impact, Marinos and Caimanes won their respective opening matches.

MD2:

Cerro 2-3 Nacional
Vaud 0-1 Olympique
Canalave 3-0 Cardenales
Chiquito 1-1 Tannenberg
Fontvielle 2-2 Bezieres
Gatineau 0-1 Nord Energie
Alligators 3-0 Marinos
Pradera 1-2 Slateport
Caimanes 3-1 Pumas
Valencia 1-3 Eterna

We have four teams in the lead in this Super League: Eterna Stars, Metropolis Alligators, Slateport Bulls and SC Caimanes, all of them with 6 points out of 6. Three "regional derbies" were played in this matchday: the two Metropolitan derbies (with victories for the Alligators and Nacional over Marinos and Cerro, respectively) and the "Derby du Foix", which ended in a draw again. Five teams have lost their two matches: Pradera, Pumas, Vaud and the two Valencian teams, Cardenales and Valencia.

MD3:

Bezieres 1-0 Cerro
Cardenales 2-2 Valencia
Eterna 1-0 Fontvielle
Marinos 2-1 Pradera
Nacional 0-0 Caimanes
Nord Energie 1-2 Alligators
Olympique 0-2 Canalave
Pumas 1-2 Gatineau
Slateport 2-1 Chiquito
Tannenberg 2-0 Vaud

Third victory in a row for Stars, Alligators and Bulls, who are leading this Super League after three matches played. Tannenberg and the always complicated Bezieres and Caimanes are next with 7 points. The champions Nacional have not been able to take off, after yielding two points more at home. The Valencian derby between Cardenales and Valencia ended in a draw, and Gatineau won their first Super League match in Maldonado. Pradera, Pumas and Vaud are in last place with no points.

MD4:

Vaud 2-0 Pumas
Canalave 1-0 Marinos
Chiquito 3-1 Nord Energie
Fontvielle 2-1 Cerro
Gatineau 0-3 Bezieres
Alligators 1-0 Olympique
Pradera 2-1 Cardenales
Caimanes 1-2 Eterna
Slateport 1-1 Tannenberg
Valencia 0-1 Nacional

Eterna Stars and Metropolis Alligators remain unstoppable in the lead with 12 points each one. Slateport fell off the train after tying with Tannenberg at home, due to this Bezieres are now in third place while Canalave Dragons are dangerously approaching the first place with their third victory in a row. After four matches, Pumas are now the only team without any victory in the Super League. The next matchday will face the best two teams in the Super League so far...

MD5:

Cerro 2-1 Gatineau
Bezieres 1-1 Caimanes
Cardenales 0-3 Chiquito
Eterna 2-2 Alligators
Marinos 1-0 Slateport
Nacional 2-1 Fontvielle
Nord Energie 1-1 Vaud
Olympique 2-0 Pradera
Pumas 1-0 Valencia
Tannenberg 1-0 Canalave

Eterna Stars and Metropolis Alligators did not hurt themselves with the 2-2 draw and continue as leaders with 13 points. Bezieres, Nacional and Tannenberg are next in the standings, with two points less than the leaders. The "biggest losers" were the Bulls, who lost their unbeaten streak in Metropolis. The Impact are also left in a very difficult situation with a loss to Nacional and a eleventh place with only seven points out of fifteen. Pumas won their first match in the Super League, sending both Valencia and Caimanes to the last place with a sole point each.

MD6:

Vaud 1-2 Bezieres
Canalave 3-0 Pumas
Chiquito 1-1 Nacional
Gatineau 2-4 Fontvielle
Alligators 1-0 Cerro
Pradera 2-1 Eterna
Caimanes 1-0 Cardenales
Slateport 2-0 Nord Energie
Tannenberg 1-1 Marinos
Valencia 1-2 Olympique

The Alligators took advantage of Eterna's shocking loss to Pradera to become the sole leader of the Super League, with 16 points. Bezieres was the other benefited team with Eterna's loss, as it, and a victory in Vaud helped them clinch the second place with 14 points. Tannenberg and Marinos drew, hurting themselves, and the Dragons are again in the fight with a great victory over Pumas.

MD7:

Bezieres 1-0 Pradera
Cardenales 1-2 Tannenberg
Chiquito 1-1 Olympique
Eterna 1-1 Canalave
Fontvielle 2-0 Vaud
Gatineau 1-0 Valencia
Marinos 3-0 Nord Energie
Nacional 1-1 Alligators
Pumas 1-3 Slateport
Caimanes 2-2 Cerro

"Les Rouges" are now on the lead, with their victory over Pradera, and the Alligators' slip in Cerro. Slateport showed that the loss to Marinos three weeks ago was just an accident, and returned to the third place with one point less than Bezieres and the MA. Tannenberg are in fourth place after their victory in Valencia, and the Stars are now fifth. The lower part of the standings remains with no changes: Pumas 3, Cardenales and Valencia 1. Next week: the "Rich vs. Richer showdown" (Metropolis Alligators vs. AS Bezieres). Who will be the new leader?

MD8:

Vaud 3-0 Gatineau
Canalave 1-0 Nacional
Chiquito 1-2 Eterna
Alligators 1-1 Bezieres
Olympique 1-2 Marinos
Pradera 1-3 Olympique
Caimanes 1-3 Fontvielle
Slateport 1-0 Cardenales
Tannenberg 2-1 Nord Energie
Valencia 0-0 Cerro

The now-heated rivalry between the Alligators and Bezieres had their first match in the season in this matchday, with a 1-1 draw. It seems the "corporate feud" between Lorenzo Camargo and Rémy de Saint-Lorent has now moved to the football, with personal attacks before, during and even after the match. However the result at the Dome is an excellent one for the Bulls, who are now in first place with their victory over the weak Cardenales. Tannenberg equals both Bezieres and Alligators in points with an easy victory over Nord Energie, and the Stars defeated Chiquito to heat even more the fight for the lead.

MD9:

Bezieres 1-0 Chiquito
Canalave 4-3 Cerro
Cardenales 1-2 Marinos
Eterna 1-1 Slateport
Fontvielle 2-1 Valencia
Gatineau 0-2 Caimanes
Alligators 1-0 Pumas
Nacional 2-1 Vaud
Nord Energie 1-2 Pradera
Tannenberg 2-0 Olympique

Three teams (Bezieres, Metropolis Alligators and Tannenberg) are now in the lead of the Super League with 21 points. With their draw at the Alain Tramontin Stadium, Slateport fell from the first to the fourth place, while the Stars are now in eight place (double suicide, eh?). Beware Fontvielle Impact, Canalave Dragons and Marinos Metropolis, who are coming from behind, and now they have got two points less than the leading trio. Nacional are definately sinking in their own irregularity, and the lower part is becoming boring since there are no changes since a while.

MD10:

Vaud 0-1 Cerro
Canalave 1-0 Bezieres
Cardenales 2-1 Nord Energie
Chiquito 1-0 Pumas
Gatineau 1-2 Alligators
Marinos 1-1 Eterna
Olympique 1-0 Slateport
Pradera 0-2 Fontvielle
Caimanes 1-1 Valencia
Tannenberg 1-2 Nacional

Nine matches left, and the Metropolis Alligators are leading the Apertura with 24 points (just to fall over in the final matches, as usual). In second and third place we have Fontvielle Impact and Canalave Dragons, who are doing an interesting campaign. WIth their respective losses to Canalave and Nacional, Bezieres and Tannenberg are fourth and fifth respectively, with 21 points. As for the relegation zone, we have changes (finally!): Cardenales got out of it with their victory over Nord Energie, who, unfortunately, entered to it with the defeat. It is still too early to talk about relegation, we know, but the Valencian teams and Pumas have shown an amazing poverty in the field, which until the moment places them with the (well-deserved) right to take part the B-League next season.

Standings after Matchday 10 - Apertura Tournament

Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Metropolis Alligators    10   7   3   0   16    7    9   24  
   2  Fontvielle Impact        10   7   1   2   20   10   10   22  
   3  Canalave Dragons         10   7   1   2   16    6   10   22 
   4  AS Bezieres              10   6   3   1   15    6    9   21 
   5  Tannenberg FC            10   6   3   1   15    7    8   21 
   6  Slateport Bulls          10   6   2   2   13    7    6   20 
   7  Marinos Metropolis       10   6   2   2   13    9    4   20 
   8  Eterna Stars             10   5   4   1   17   10    7   19 
   9  Nacional                 10   5   4   1   13    9    4   19 
  10  SC Caimanes              10   4   4   2   14   10    4   16 
  11  Olympique de Fontvielle  10   4   2   4    9   10   -1   14 
  12  Chiquito FC              10   3   3   4   12   10    2   12 
  13  Pradera FC               10   3   1   6    9   15   -6   10
  14  AD Cerro                 10   2   3   5   12   15   -3    9
  15  AS Vaud                  10   2   1   7    8   14   -6    7
  16  Gatineau UC 98           10   2   1   7    8   19  -11    7
  17  Cardenales FC            10   1   1   8    8   19  -11    4
  18  Nord Energie FC          10   1   1   8    7   19  -12    4
  19  Pumas Maldonado          10   1   1   8    5   18  -13    4
  20  Valencia FC              10   0   3   7    6   16  -10    3

[Virabia]

The System Has been re arranged once again, and now a system of state championships v.league Byes to SRPL, a v.league, a pointless North/South division and playoffs have made for a very complex system. But it works.

Tropaia State Championship

Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Falholme Town             34  23   0  11   91   80   11   69
   2  Milford F.C.              34  22   0  12  105   84   21   66
   3  East Hill                 34  20   0  14   95   75   20   60
   4  South Arch A.F.C.         34  19   0  15   99   73   26   57
   5  Knoxham Gold Rush         34  19   0  15   87   78    9   57
   6  F.C. Negroe Pride         34  19   0  15   85   80    5   57
   7  Reistburg Village         34  18   0  16   97   81   16   54
   8  Blick Mountaineers        34  18   0  16   75   69    6   54
   9  Southham United           34  18   0  16   86   84    2   54
  10  North Counties F.C.       34  17   0  17   83   84   -1   51
  11  Laketown Clippers         34  17   0  17   80   92  -12   51
  12  North Hill                34  16   0  18   78   78    0   48
  13  Weston Robots             34  16   0  18   77   82   -5   48
  14  Atlético Knoxham          34  16   0  18   73   85  -12   48
  15  Ritespelm F.C.            34  15   0  19   70   94  -24   45
  16  Ithaca Big Red            34  12   0  22   90  114  -24   36
  17  South Hill                34  11   0  23   66   81  -15   33
  18  South Shore F.C.          34  10   0  24   74   97  -23   30

Ita State Championship 

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Greenswich Fishermen      18  13   0   5   46   41    5   39
   2  F.C. Baxton               18  12   0   6   55   37   18   36
   3  Dillingham Creek          18  10   0   8   49   41    8   30
   4  Portsham City             18  10   0   8   46   51   -5   30
   5  Brent                     18   9   0   9   40   37    3   27
   6  Greenwich United          18   9   0   9   37   40   -3   27
   7  Rollo Village             18   8   0  10   46   48   -2   24
   8  Hanstholme Town           18   7   0  11   39   42   -3   21
   9  Gatsburg Towne            18   7   0  11   41   53  -12   21
  10  Ironclad Portsham         18   5   0  13   43   52   -9   15

Tompkins State Shampionship

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  One Island F.C.           18  15   0   3   52   33   19   45
   2  North Slope Avalanche     18  12   0   6   40   38    2   36
   3  Erk city                  18  11   0   7   53   38   15   33
   4  Mortingham City           18   9   0   9   41   43   -2   27
   5  Tredginghamshire F.C.     18   8   0  10   37   38   -1   24
   6  F.K. Mortingham           18   8   0  10   37   38   -1   24
   7  T'hamshire Steelers       18   7   0  11   33   36   -3   21
   8  Prentsholme Town          18   7   0  11   27   33   -6   21
   9  Two Island Blizzard       18   7   0  11   32   40   -8   21
  10  Mortingham Zombies        18   6   0  12   33   48  -15   18

Anglorcia State Championship

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Beaverbury A.F.C          18  13   0   5   48   36   12   39
   2  Atalanta B.C.             18  12   0   6   60   50   10   36
   3  Hartburgh Battery         18  12   0   6   44   45   -1   36
   4  Damn Beavers              18  11   0   7   47   43    4   33
   5  West Atalanta Seals       18   9   0   9   42   36    6   27
   6  -blank-                   18   9   0   9   45   44    1   27
   7  No Name                   18   7   0  11   45   41    4   21
   8  Bergamo Town              18   7   0  11   45   52   -7   21
   9  C.D. Atalanta             18   6   0  12   30   41  -11   18
  10  North Arch A.F.C.         18   4   0  14   37   55  -18   12

Segycium State Championship 

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Silver Coast              18  13   0   5   50   29   21   39
   2  Astlon Elk                18  12   0   6   47   30   17   36
   3  F.C. Mekke                18  10   0   8   53   43   10   30
   4  Laufston Town             18  10   0   8   46   42    4   30
   5  Eastview Current          18   9   0   9   46   47   -1   27
   6  North Bay Dolphins        18   9   0   9   39   47   -8   27
   7  Mekke Terriers            18   8   0  10   45   52   -7   24
   8  Mifflin Town              18   7   0  11   39   54  -15   21
   9  Westshire                 18   6   0  12   41   48   -7   18
  10  Eastviews on the West Coa 18   6   0  12   42   56  -14   18

Albon State Championship 

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Ploughsholme Draft        12   9   0   3   34   24   10   27
   2  South Bay Eels            12   7   0   5   36   30    6   21
   3  Quantum Oxham             12   7   0   5   29   24    5   21
   4  Mukakke F.C.              12   6   0   6   34   35   -1   18
   5  Ethas Mustangs            12   5   0   7   26   26    0   15
   6  West Coast Alb            12   5   0   7   25   27   -2   15
   7  Ethas                     12   3   0   9   23   41  -18    9

Anglaia State Championship 

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Plumesboro Hashish        18  13   0   5   57   41   16   39
   2  Charleston River Men      18  13   0   5   57   42   15   39
   3  West Coast Ang            18  11   0   7   41   45   -4   33
   4  Charleston Artillery      18   9   0   9   50   55   -5   27
   5  Espilon Vision            18   8   0  10   42   42    0   24
   6  Ironwillow Town           18   8   0  10   39   39    0   24
   7  Espilon Psychic           18   8   0  10   49   51   -2   24
   8  West Mountain Bongabillys 18   8   0  10   45   51   -6   24
   9  Oscar Town                18   6   0  12   45   50   -5   18
  10  Ironwillow Sloars         18   6   0  12   37   46   -9   18

Eropeos State Championship 

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Damst Hill Ducks          10   6   0   4   31   29    2   18
   2  Abbotsford Bears          10   5   0   5   27   24    3   15
   3  Mount Charlie             10   5   0   5   29   28    1   15
   4  East Mountain Bucks       10   5   0   5   26   29   -3   15
   5  Beaverbury Beavers        10   5   0   5   28   32   -4   15
   6  Charlie Valley            10   4   0   6   28   27    1   12

Mountingshire Championship 

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Breckridge Nuggets        10   6   0   4   31   23    8   18
   2  Vale F.C.                 10   6   0   4   20   21   -1   18
   3  Breckridge Mountain Goats 10   5   0   5   19   22   -3   15
   4  South Plain Bison         10   5   0   5   24   28   -4   15
   5  West Cliff                10   4   0   6   25   22    3   12
   6  Yodel Town                10   4   0   6   25   28   -3   12

Braantaland Championship

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Treman Village            10   6   0   4   28   25    3   18
   2  Dryden Town               10   6   0   4   31   29    2   18
   3  Freeville Lakers          10   5   0   5   26   24    2   15
   4  F.C. Aroura               10   5   0   5   27   28   -1   15
   5  Freeville Pioneers        10   4   0   6   31   34   -3   12
   6  Rayton Village            10   4   0   6   24   27   -3   12

Vonghurst City Championship 

 Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  CD Vonghurst              40  26   0  14  115   86   29   78
   2  Joe's Team                40  24   0  16  107   90   17   72
   3  The Mets                  40  23   0  17  112   85   27   69
   4  Hinkleton                 40  22   0  18  107   99    8   66
   5  Insanity F.C.             40  22   0  18   99   92    7   66
   6  Gilsban F.C.              40  22   0  18  100   94    6   66
   7  Noobe F.C.                40  22   0  18  106  103    3   66
   8  South Vonghurst Tigers    40  21   0  19   90   89    1   63
   9  Vonghurst Capitols        40  20   0  20  117  110    7   60
  10  Sharks F.C.               40  20   0  20   99   94    5   60
  11  Elmhood                   40  20   0  20   93   95   -2   60
  12  Arvil                     40  20   0  20  114  117   -3   60
  13  Vonghurst Reds            40  20   0  20  102  111   -9   60
  14  Sons of the Confederacy   40  19   0  21  100   99    1   57
  15  Budwurst                  40  19   0  21   99  105   -6   57
  16  A Little Ole FC           40  19   0  21  103  112   -9   57
  17  Atlético Esperenza        40  18   0  22   88  108  -20   54
  18  Red Martini               40  17   0  23   93   98   -5   51
  19  FK Little Baltica         40  16   0  24  111  121  -10   48
  20  Thundercougarfalconbirds  40  16   0  24   91  107  -16   48
  21  Revs                      40  14   0  26   87  118  -31   42

COLOUR GUIDE
Bye to South Rushmori Premier League
Qualified for v.league
In Tropaia/Vonghurst Playoff
Qualified for North/South Division

Tropaia/Vonghurst Playoff
(Winner to v.league loser to Division South)

(TRO) East Hill 1-3 The Mets (VNG)

Thus the next edition of the v.league will consist of:
Falholme Town
Milford F.C.
Greenswich Fishermen
F.C. Baxton
One Island F.C.
North Slope Avalanche
Beaverbury A.F.C
Hartburgh Battery
Silver Coast
Astlon Elk
Ploughsholme Draft
South Bay Eels
Plumesboro Hashish
Charleston Rivermen
Damst Hill Ducks
Abbotsford Bears
Breckridge Nuggets
Treman Village
Joe's Team
CD Vonghurst
The Mets

The next edition of Division North will consist of:

Dillingham Creek
Brent
Mortingham City
Erk City
West Atalanta Seals
Damn Beavers
F.C. Mekke
Laufston Town
Quantum Oxham
Mukakke F.C.
Breckridge Mountain Goats
Vale F.C.

The next edition of Division South will consist of:
East Hill
South Arch A.F.C.
Knoxham Gold Rush
Espilon Vision
West Coast Ang
Mount Charlie
East Mountain Bucks
Dryden Town
Freeville Lakers
Hinkleton
Insanity F.C.

[Sargossa]

Hold on to your apricot stones folks, it all starts here. Ain't life grand? Well no actually, not if you happen to be a fan of reigning champions El Nacional who, after all the pre-season hype and anticipation, got off to the very worst start possible. They lost. At home. To Ciudad Soluca. Debutant Daniel González Rodríguez earned instant hero status with a sharp turn and shot past Aguazul's number one Manderiaga to give EN the lead against the side he turned down in the summer. But two goals in five second half minutes courtesy of Elías Carrasco and Javíer Pozo gave Hane Davis' side a dream start.

El Nacional weren't the only side with title ambitions that got off to a lousy start. Down on Larissa Sporting were turned over at the Estadio Silva by the increasingly impressive Alianza Jucaro. New boy Kukas Kujenai delivered a masterclass of pace and trickery for the visitors and capped a fine debut by teeing up the only goal, tucked away by Hernán Sandoval.

In other news veteran Cafundelense striker Gilmar rolled back the years with a clinical finish to settle the smaller Soluca city derby and SuperLiga new boys Nuevo Onwere celebrated their first ever top flight fixture with victory in Bayamo.


Matchday 1
Sporting San Marquez 0-1 Alianza Jucaro
Dunas Del Sol 0-1 Estrella Torreón
Rubio Bayamo 0-2 Nuevo Onwere
Mercadel S.C. 1-3 Deportivo Cordova
Dinamo Maturín 2-1 Petro Mercada
Sportivo Maturín 4-2 Jaguarés
S.C. Motril 0-0 Porto Alegro Azul
El Nacional 1-2 Ciudad Soluca
Ciudad Jucaro 3-2 Daroca Marinos
Deportivo Soluca 1-0 Racing Soluca


Matchday two saw Deportivo Soluca make it two derby wins from two with an impressive victory against fellow ediraf Arena residents Ciudad. Joaquín Bautista and Javier Terán got the goals as Cafundéu's Júlio Mercegues piped Candelariasian Hane Davis is this early battle between the experienced tacticians.

El Nacional got their campaign up and running in the Durgos jungle thanks to a Dani Bravo double but Alianza failed to follow up their fine opening day win, crashing at home to a Gabriel inspired Dunas. Also stuttering were Sporting who required a late Roberto Ordóñez header to salvage a point in Bayamo.


Matchday 2
Rubio Bayamo 2-2 Sporting San Marquez
Alianza Jucaro 0-1 Dunas Del Sol
Estrella Torreón 2-3 Mercadel S.C.
Nuevo Onwere 1-4 Dinamo Maturín
Deportivo Cordova 1-1 Sportivo Maturín
Petro Mercada 1-0 S.C. Motril
Jaguarés 0-2 El Nacional
Porto Alegro Azul 2-1 Ciudad Jucaro
Ciudad Soluca 0-2 Deportivo Soluca
Daroca Marinos 3-1 Racing Soluca


Another day and more late drama came to the rescue of Sporting. At the Estadio Silva an injury time penalty converted by Marcinho rescued another point for the flagging former champions and saw opposition boss José Cavalleri sent to the stands for his protestations. It was a bad day all round for the contenders as Diego Salas sent El Nacional crashing to their second successive home defeat and former Sargossan international Alberto Herráez inspired Segunda Liga champions Daroca Marinos to a hard fought point against Ciudad.

Meanwhile Deportivo Soluca continued their early charge with a win over Jaguarés and Alianza's Kujenai netted his first SuperLiga goal in the rout of sorry Rubio.


Matchday 3
Sporting San Marquez 2-2 Dinamo Maturín
Dunas Del Sol 2-3 Mercadel S.C.
Rubio Bayamo 2-5 Alianza Jucaro
Sportivo Maturín 2-0 Estrella Torreón
S.C. Motril 1-3 Nuevo Onwere
El Nacional 2-3 Deportivo Cordova
Ciudad Jucaro 1-2 Petro Mercada
Deportivo Soluca 1-0 Jaguarés
Racing Soluca 1-3 Porto Alegro Azul
Daroca Marinos 2-2 Ciudad Soluca


Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Any watching foreign scouts would hardly have been filled with fear at the performances of Sargossa's so called big clubs as the collective malaise stretched into another match day. Sporting boss Agustín Durán was booed throughout as his charges rolled over in Motril, El Nacional were held in Torreón and Ciudad just about scraped a win in Porto Alegro.

There were no such problems for Deportivo Soluca who edged past the other Deportivo at the Estadio Del Mar. Gilmar again showing he's not lost his goal scoring touch with the winner after Hoyos had cancelled out Wurka's opener for the hosts.


Matchday 4
S.C. Motril 2-0 Sporting San Marquez
Sportivo Maturín 2-0 Dunas Del Sol
Dinamo Maturín 2-1 Rubio Bayamo
Alianza Jucaro 2-1 Mercadel S.C.
Estrella Torreón 0-0 El Nacional
Nuevo Onwere 1-1 Ciudad Jucaro
Deportivo Cordova 1-2 Deportivo Soluca
Petro Mercada 1-2 Racing Soluca
Jaguarés 2-3 Daroca Marinos
Porto Alegro Azul 2-3 Ciudad Soluca


Good Lord above El Nacional won. Sweet baby Jésus Sporting did too. Who'd a funk it? Ciudad, on the other hand, did not. In fact Ciudad were awful. In fact Ciudad were bloody awful. Beaten, comprehensively at that, by a not exactly stellar Petro side for whom young defender Edger Cotto was rather magnificent. With Deportivo's loss later in the day the ediraf was not a happy place to be.

Meanwhile in Porto Alegro the Azul had three players sent off in an ill-tempered affair against the Jungle Cats, themselves reduced to ten men.


Matchday 5
Sporting San Marquez 4-2 Ciudad Jucaro
Dunas Del Sol 1-2 El Nacional
Rubio Bayamo 3-2 S.C. Motril
Mercadel S.C. 0-1 Sportivo Maturín
Dinamo Maturín 1-1 Alianza Jucaro
Deportivo Soluca 1-2 Estrella Torreón
Racing Soluca 2-2 Nuevo Onwere
Daroca Marinos 3-1 Deportivo Cordova
Ciudad Soluca 1-3 Petro Mercada
Porto Alegro Azul 0-3 Jaguarés


Six games gone and both the champions and Sporting put more points on the board. But Ciudad served up another shocker, this time falling over the immigrant eleven, as we probably shouldn't call them, in San Marquez. But it's the sides from the city of Maturín that have gone quietly about their business in these early stages. Sergio Aquino scored twice in Motril as Dínamo went a point behind the leaders and Sportivo came away from their trip to Alianza with a highly creditable point to conserve the top flight's last two unbeaten records.

Elsewhere a strike from Aguazul international Alvaro Sáez kept Deportivo Soluca at the top. And Jaguarés remain crap. Probably because we said they wouldn't be.


Matchday 6
Racing Soluca 1-2 Sporting San Marquez
Deportivo Soluca 1-0 Dunas Del Sol
Ciudad Jucaro 1-3 Rubio Bayamo
El Nacional 5-2 Mercadel S.C.
S.C. Motril 0-3 Dinamo Maturín
Alianza Jucaro 2-2 Sportivo Maturín
Estrella Torreón 0-2 Daroca Marinos
Nuevo Onwere 4-2 Ciudad Soluca
Deportivo Cordova 4-2 Porto Alegro Azul
Petro Mercada 2-1 Jaguarés

SuperLiga Matchday 6 Standings 
Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Deportivo Soluca           6   5   0   1    8    3    5   15  (TQCC)
   2  Dinamo Maturín             6   4   2   0   14    6    8   14  (TQCC)
   3  Sportivo Maturín           6   4   2   0   12    5    7   14  (GC)
   4  Daroca Marinos             6   4   1   1   15    9    6   13  (GC)   
   5  Petro Mercada              6   4   0   2   10    7    3   12
   6  Alianza Jucaro             6   3   2   1   11    7    4   11
   7  Nuevo Onwere               6   3   2   1   13   10    3   11
   8  El Nacional                6   3   1   2   12    8    4   10
   9  Deportivo Cordova          6   3   1   2   13   11    2   10
  10  Sporting San Marquez       6   2   2   2   10   10    0    8
  11  Rubio Bayamo               6   2   1   3   11   14   -3    7
  12  Porto Alegro Azul          6   2   1   3    9   12   -3    7
  13  Estrella Torreón           6   2   1   3    5    8   -3    7
  14  Ciudad Soluca              6   2   1   3   10   14   -4    7
  15  Mercadel S.C.              6   2   0   4   10   15   -5    6
  16  Ciudad Jucaro              6   1   1   4    9   14   -5    4
  17  Racing Soluca              6   1   1   4    7   12   -5    4
  18  S.C. Motril                6   1   1   4    5   10   -5    4  (R)
  19  Jaguarés                   6   1   0   5    8   12   -4    3  (R)
  20  Dunas Del Sol              6   1   0   5    4    9   -5    3  (R)

[Toiletdonia]

Puppets of Toiletdonia league

Matchday 1
Darka Solis (IDA) 1-1 Goats United (IDA)
Sevanda (KAZ) 0-1 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 2-4 Vartenn Darka (IDA)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 1-3 Liverurta United (KAZ)
Darvazia (KAZ) 2-0 Hamolk (KAZ)

Matchday 2
Sevanda (KAZ) 2-2 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Goats United (IDA) 2-1 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 3-2 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 0-1 Darvazia (KAZ)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 2-2 Hamolk (KAZ)

Matchday 3
Nationalazie (KAZ) 2-0 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)
Darka Solis (IDA) 2-1 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Darvazia (KAZ) 4-2 Goats United (IDA)
Hamolk (KAZ) 2-0 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 2-0 Vartenn Darka (IDA)

Matchday 4
Hamolk (KAZ) 2-2 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Darvazia (KAZ) 2-1 Darka Solis (IDA)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 2-1 Sevanda (KAZ)
Goats United (IDA) 2-1 Liverurta United (KAZ)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 1-1 Vartenn Darka (IDA)

Matchday 5
Nationalazie (KAZ) 1-0 Vartenn Darka (IDA)
Darka Solis (IDA) 1-1 Liverurta United (KAZ)
Sevanda (KAZ) 0-1 Hamolk (KAZ)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 1-0 Darvazia (KAZ)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 2-1 Goats United (IDA)

Matchday 6
Goats United (IDA) 2-3 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 1-2 Darka Solis (IDA)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 1-1 Sevanda (KAZ)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 1-1 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Hamolk (KAZ) 1-1 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)

Matchday 7
Nationalazie (KAZ) 0-2 Darka Solis (IDA)
Sevanda (KAZ) 1-2 Goats United (IDA)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 1-0 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 3-0 Vartenn Darka (IDA)
Darvazia (KAZ) 0-0 Liverurta United (KAZ)

Matchday 8
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 3-0 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Sevanda (KAZ) 0-2 Darka Solis (IDA)
Goats United (IDA) 0-2 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 1-0 Darvazia (KAZ)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 2-1 Hamolk (KAZ)

Matchday 9
Nationalazie (KAZ) 1-3 Darvazia (KAZ)
Darka Solis (IDA) 3-1 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)
Sevanda (KAZ) 2-0 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Hamolk (KAZ) 1-2 Goats United (IDA)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 1-2 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)

Matchday 10
Liverurta United (KAZ) 0-2 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Hamolk (KAZ) 1-0 Darka Solis (IDA)
Darvazia (KAZ) 1-0 Sevanda (KAZ)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 1-1 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Goats United (IDA) 1-0 Vartenn Darka (IDA)

Matchday 11
Nationalazie (KAZ) 0-0 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)
Darka Solis (IDA) 0-0 Vartenn Darka (IDA)
Sevanda (KAZ) 2-1 Liverurta United (KAZ)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 2-2 Hamolk (KAZ)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 1-1 Darvazia (KAZ)

Matchday 12
Goats United (IDA) 0-1 Darka Solis (IDA)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 3-1 Sevanda (KAZ)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 3-1 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 1-1 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)
Hamolk (KAZ) 0-1 Darvazia (KAZ)

Matchday 13
Nationalazie (KAZ) 2-2 Sevanda (KAZ)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 2-3 Goats United (IDA)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 2-0 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)
Darvazia (KAZ) 0-4 Vartenn Darka (IDA)
Hamolk (KAZ) 3-3 Liverurta United (KAZ)

Matchday 14
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 1-1 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 3-1 Darka Solis (IDA)
Goats United (IDA) 1-3 Darvazia (KAZ)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 0-1 Hamolk (KAZ)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 1-2 Liverurta United (KAZ)

Matchday 15
Nationalazie (KAZ) 0-0 Hamolk (KAZ)
Darka Solis (IDA) 2-2 Darvazia (KAZ)
Sevanda (KAZ) 3-2 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 1-0 Goats United (IDA)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 1-1 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)

Matchday 16
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 1-1 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 2-1 Darka Solis (IDA)
Hamolk (KAZ) 1-2 Sevanda (KAZ)
Darvazia (KAZ) 1-2 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Goats United (IDA) 1-1 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)

Matchday 17
Nationalazie (KAZ) 1-1 Goats United (IDA)
Darka Solis (IDA) 0-1 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)
Sevanda (KAZ) 1-1 Vartenn Darka (IDA)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 2-0 Liverurta United (KAZ)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 1-2 Hamolk (KAZ)

Matchday 18
Darka Solis (IDA) 0-2 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Goats United (IDA) 3-0 Sevanda (KAZ)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 1-0 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 3-3 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 2-0 Darvazia (KAZ)

Matchday 19
Nationalazie (KAZ) 5-2 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Darka Solis (IDA) 0-2 Sevanda (KAZ)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 0-3 Goats United (IDA)
Darvazia (KAZ) 0-1 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)
Hamolk (KAZ) 1-1 Vartenn Darka (IDA)

Matchday 20
Darvazia (KAZ) 1-0 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 1-2 Darka Solis (IDA)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 2-2 Sevanda (KAZ)
Goats United (IDA) 2-0 Hamolk (KAZ)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 1-1 Liverurta United (KAZ)

Matchday 21
Nationalazie (KAZ) 1-1 Liverurta United (KAZ)
Darka Solis (IDA) 2-1 Hamolk (KAZ)
Sevanda (KAZ) 1-1 Darvazia (KAZ)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 2-5 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 5-1 Goats United (IDA)

Matchday 22
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 0-0 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 1-0 Darka Solis (IDA)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 0-1 Sevanda (KAZ)
Hamolk (KAZ) 1-1 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Darvazia (KAZ) 1-1 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)

Matchday 23
Darka Solis (IDA) 1-3 Goats United (IDA)
Sevanda (KAZ) 3-1 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 0-2 Vartenn Darka (IDA)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 0-0 Liverurta United (KAZ)
Darvazia (KAZ) 0-0 Hamolk (KAZ)

Matchday 24
Sevanda (KAZ) 1-0 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Goats United (IDA) 0-3 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 2-2 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 0-0 Darvazia (KAZ)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 1-0 Hamolk (KAZ)

Matchday 25
Nationalazie (KAZ) 1-0 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)
Darka Solis (IDA) 3-1 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Darvazia (KAZ) 2-1 Goats United (IDA)
Hamolk (KAZ) 2-0 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 0-1 Vartenn Darka (IDA)

Matchday 26
Hamolk (KAZ) 1-1 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Darvazia (KAZ) 2-0 Darka Solis (IDA)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 3-2 Sevanda (KAZ)
Goats United (IDA) 1-2 Liverurta United (KAZ)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 2-2 Vartenn Darka (IDA)

Matchday 27
Nationalazie (KAZ) 0-2 Vartenn Darka (IDA)
Darka Solis (IDA) 0-0 Liverurta United (KAZ)
Sevanda (KAZ) 1-1 Hamolk (KAZ)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 0-1 Darvazia (KAZ)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 1-0 Goats United (IDA)

Matchday 28
Goats United (IDA) 0-1 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 2-1 Darka Solis (IDA)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 1-0 Sevanda (KAZ)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 1-0 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Hamolk (KAZ) 3-1 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)

Matchday 29
Nationalazie (KAZ) 1-1 Darka Solis (IDA)
Sevanda (KAZ) 2-2 Goats United (IDA)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 3-1 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 0-1 Vartenn Darka (IDA)
Darvazia (KAZ) 1-2 Liverurta United (KAZ)

Matchday 30
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 2-0 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Sevanda (KAZ) 4-1 Darka Solis (IDA)
Goats United (IDA) 1-3 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 2-1 Darvazia (KAZ)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 2-2 Hamolk (KAZ)

Matchday 31
Nationalazie (KAZ) 2-1 Darvazia (KAZ)
Darka Solis (IDA) 0-1 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)
Sevanda (KAZ) 2-0 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Hamolk (KAZ) 1-0 Goats United (IDA)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 0-2 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)

Matchday 32
Liverurta United (KAZ) 2-1 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Hamolk (KAZ) 1-0 Darka Solis (IDA)
Darvazia (KAZ) 2-1 Sevanda (KAZ)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 2-2 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Goats United (IDA) 1-1 Vartenn Darka (IDA)

Matchday 33
Nationalazie (KAZ) 0-1 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)
Darka Solis (IDA) 2-1 Vartenn Darka (IDA)
Sevanda (KAZ) 0-1 Liverurta United (KAZ)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 1-0 Hamolk (KAZ)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 1-2 Darvazia (KAZ)

Matchday 34
Goats United (IDA) 0-1 Darka Solis (IDA)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 2-2 Sevanda (KAZ)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 1-0 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 0-0 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)
Hamolk (KAZ) 2-2 Darvazia (KAZ)

Matchday 35
Nationalazie (KAZ) 0-0 Sevanda (KAZ)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 0-1 Goats United (IDA)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 1-1 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)
Darvazia (KAZ) 1-0 Vartenn Darka (IDA)
Hamolk (KAZ) 1-2 Liverurta United (KAZ)

Matchday 36
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 1-0 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 1-1 Darka Solis (IDA)
Goats United (IDA) 1-2 Darvazia (KAZ)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 1-2 Hamolk (KAZ)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 1-2 Liverurta United (KAZ)

Matchday 37
Nationalazie (KAZ) 2-2 Hamolk (KAZ)
Darka Solis (IDA) 2-1 Darvazia (KAZ)
Sevanda (KAZ) 1-2 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 2-0 Goats United (IDA)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 4-1 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)

Matchday 38
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 2-1 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 2-0 Darka Solis (IDA)
Hamolk (KAZ) 1-0 Sevanda (KAZ)
Darvazia (KAZ) 3-1 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Goats United (IDA) 3-1 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)

Matchday 39
Nationalazie (KAZ) 0-1 Goats United (IDA)
Darka Solis (IDA) 1-1 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)
Sevanda (KAZ) 3-1 Vartenn Darka (IDA)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 3-0 Liverurta United (KAZ)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 1-2 Hamolk (KAZ)

Matchday 40
Darka Solis (IDA) 2-0 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Goats United (IDA) 2-3 Sevanda (KAZ)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 0-0 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 2-1 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 1-1 Darvazia (KAZ)

Matchday 41
Nationalazie (KAZ) 2-2 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Darka Solis (IDA) 1-1 Sevanda (KAZ)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 1-2 Goats United (IDA)
Darvazia (KAZ) 1-1 Indiargash Athletic (IDA)
Hamolk (KAZ) 1-0 Vartenn Darka (IDA)

Matchday 42
Darvazia (KAZ) 1-0 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Cordian City AFC (KAZ) 2-2 Darka Solis (IDA)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 1-1 Sevanda (KAZ)
Goats United (IDA) 3-0 Hamolk (KAZ)
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 1-3 Liverurta United (KAZ)

Matchday 43
Nationalazie (KAZ) 2-2 Liverurta United (KAZ)
Darka Solis (IDA) 3-2 Hamolk (KAZ)
Sevanda (KAZ) 1-0 Darvazia (KAZ)
Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA) 1-1 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 0-2 Goats United (IDA)

Matchday 44
Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 0-1 Nationalazie (KAZ)
Vartenn Darka (IDA) 0-1 Darka Solis (IDA)
Liverurta United (KAZ) 3-1 Sevanda (KAZ)
Hamolk (KAZ) 1-2 Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)
Darvazia (KAZ) 1-1 Cordian City AFC (KAZ)

Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Liverurta United (KAZ)    40  18  13   9   51   40   11   67 C/Play-off round
   2  Darvazia (KAZ)            40  18  11  11   49   40    9   65 Play-off round
   3  Vartenn Darka (IDA)       40  15  12  13   53   44    9   57 play-off round
   4  Darka Solis (IDA)         40  15  10  15   46   49   -3   55 Play-off qualifying
   5  Indiargash Athletic (IDA) 40  14  13  13   43   49   -6   55
   6  Hamolk (KAZ)              40  13  14  13   48   49   -1   53
   7  Goats United (IDA)        40  16   5  19   54   57   -3   53
   8  Sevanda (KAZ)             40  13  12  15   53   53    0   51
   9  Skerwer Interlaizo (IDA)  40  12  11  17   53   59   -6   47
  10  Nationalazie (KAZ)        40  10  16  14   41   47   -6   46
  11  Cordian City AFC (KAZ)    40  10  15  15   55   59   -4   45

Matchday 1
Tubleos (KAZ) 0-0 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)
Sarsos (KAZ) 0-1 Cazal (KAZ)
Marshan (IDA) 1-1 Sardat Juiti (IDA)
Solarn (IDA) 2-2 Southwarks (KAZ)
Olivos (KAZ) 4-2 Aparinemart (KAZ)

Matchday 2
Marshan (IDA) 3-1 Tubleos (KAZ)
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 1-1 Sarsos (KAZ)
Cazal (KAZ) 0-0 Solarn (IDA)
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 2-2 Olivos (KAZ)
Southwarks (KAZ) 1-1 Aparinemart (KAZ)

Matchday 3
Tubleos (KAZ) 1-2 Olivos (KAZ)
Sarsos (KAZ) 1-1 Solarn (IDA)
Marshan (IDA) 1-0 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)
Aparinemart (KAZ) 1-1 Cazal (KAZ)
Southwarks (KAZ) 3-0 Sardat Juiti (IDA)

Matchday 4
Southwarks (KAZ) 1-0 Tubleos (KAZ)
Aparinemart (KAZ) 1-2 Sarsos (KAZ)
Olivos (KAZ) 2-1 Marshan (IDA)
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 1-0 Solarn (IDA)
Cazal (KAZ) 4-2 Sardat Juiti (IDA)

Matchday 5
Tubleos (KAZ) 2-2 Cazal (KAZ)
Sarsos (KAZ) 2-1 Sardat Juiti (IDA)
Marshan (IDA) 0-1 Southwarks (KAZ)
Solarn (IDA) 1-0 Aparinemart (KAZ)
Olivos (KAZ) 3-2 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)

Matchday 6
Sarsos (KAZ) 2-2 Tubleos (KAZ)
Cazal (KAZ) 0-2 Marshan (IDA)
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 1-0 Solarn (IDA)
Southwarks (KAZ) 2-2 Olivos (KAZ)
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 2-2 Aparinemart (KAZ)

Matchday 7
Tubleos (KAZ) 1-1 Solarn (IDA)
Sarsos (KAZ) 2-1 Marshan (IDA)
Olivos (KAZ) 2-2 Cazal (KAZ)
Aparinemart (KAZ) 3-2 Sardat Juiti (IDA)
Southwarks (KAZ) 2-2 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)

Matchday 8
Aparinemart (KAZ) 0-0 Tubleos (KAZ)
Olivos (KAZ) 1-0 Sarsos (KAZ)
Solarn (IDA) 2-2 Marshan (IDA)
Cazal (KAZ) 2-1 Southwarks (KAZ)
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 1-2 Sardat Juiti (IDA)

Matchday 9
Tubleos (KAZ) 1-2 Sardat Juiti (IDA)
Sarsos (KAZ) 2-2 Southwarks (KAZ)
Marshan (IDA) 2-1 Aparinemart (KAZ)
Solarn (IDA) 2-4 Olivos (KAZ)
Cazal (KAZ) 3-1 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)

Matchday 10
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 0-1 Tubleos (KAZ)
Cazal (KAZ) 1-1 Sarsos (KAZ)
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 1-0 Marshan (IDA)
Southwarks (KAZ) 1-2 Solarn (IDA)
Aparinemart (KAZ) 2-0 Olivos (KAZ)

Matchday 11
Tubleos (KAZ) 1-1 Marshan (IDA)
Sarsos (KAZ) 2-1 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)
Solarn (IDA) 0-1 Cazal (KAZ)
Olivos (KAZ) 1-1 Sardat Juiti (IDA)
Aparinemart (KAZ) 1-2 Southwarks (KAZ)

Matchday 12
Olivos (KAZ) 0-2 Tubleos (KAZ)
Solarn (IDA) 2-2 Sarsos (KAZ)
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 2-0 Marshan (IDA)
Cazal (KAZ) 2-2 Aparinemart (KAZ)
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 2-1 Southwarks (KAZ)

Matchday 13
Tubleos (KAZ) 1-1 Southwarks (KAZ)
Sarsos (KAZ) 0-0 Aparinemart (KAZ)
Marshan (IDA) 2-1 Olivos (KAZ)
Solarn (IDA) 0-1 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 1-3 Cazal (KAZ)

Matchday 14
Cazal (KAZ) 2-0 Tubleos (KAZ)
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 1-1 Sarsos (KAZ)
Southwarks (KAZ) 3-2 Marshan (IDA)
Aparinemart (KAZ) 0-1 Solarn (IDA)
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 2-0 Olivos (KAZ)

Matchday 15
Tubleos (KAZ) 1-0 Sarsos (KAZ)
Marshan (IDA) 1-3 Cazal (KAZ)
Solarn (IDA) 1-2 Sardat Juiti (IDA)
Olivos (KAZ) 2-0 Southwarks (KAZ)
Aparinemart (KAZ) 1-2 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)

Matchday 16
Solarn (IDA) 1-0 Tubleos (KAZ)
Marshan (IDA) 2-1 Sarsos (KAZ)
Cazal (KAZ) 2-0 Olivos (KAZ)
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 2-2 Aparinemart (KAZ)
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 1-0 Southwarks (KAZ)

Matchday 17
Tubleos (KAZ) 2-1 Aparinemart (KAZ)
Sarsos (KAZ) 2-0 Olivos (KAZ)
Marshan (IDA) 1-1 Solarn (IDA)
Southwarks (KAZ) 1-3 Cazal (KAZ)
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 1-2 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)

Matchday 18
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 0-0 Tubleos (KAZ)
Southwarks (KAZ) 0-1 Sarsos (KAZ)
Aparinemart (KAZ) 1-0 Marshan (IDA)
Olivos (KAZ) 2-0 Solarn (IDA)
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 3-0 Cazal (KAZ)

Matchday 19
Tubleos (KAZ) 2-2 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)
Sarsos (KAZ) 0-1 Cazal (KAZ)
Marshan (IDA) 2-1 Sardat Juiti (IDA)
Solarn (IDA) 2-0 Southwarks (KAZ)
Olivos (KAZ) 0-0 Aparinemart (KAZ)

Matchday 20
Marshan (IDA) 2-2 Tubleos (KAZ)
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 2-1 Sarsos (KAZ)
Cazal (KAZ) 2-1 Solarn (IDA)
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 1-3 Olivos (KAZ)
Southwarks (KAZ) 0-2 Aparinemart (KAZ)

Matchday 21
Tubleos (KAZ) 1-2 Olivos (KAZ)
Sarsos (KAZ) 1-0 Solarn (IDA)
Marshan (IDA) 2-1 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)
Aparinemart (KAZ) 1-0 Cazal (KAZ)
Southwarks (KAZ) 2-3 Sardat Juiti (IDA)

Matchday 22
Southwarks (KAZ) 1-4 Tubleos (KAZ)
Aparinemart (KAZ) 2-0 Sarsos (KAZ)
Olivos (KAZ) 0-1 Marshan (IDA)
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 2-0 Solarn (IDA)
Cazal (KAZ) 0-1 Sardat Juiti (IDA)

Matchday 23
Tubleos (KAZ) 1-1 Cazal (KAZ)
Sarsos (KAZ) 0-1 Sardat Juiti (IDA)
Marshan (IDA) 1-1 Southwarks (KAZ)
Solarn (IDA) 1-1 Aparinemart (KAZ)
Olivos (KAZ) 2-0 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)

Matchday 24
Sarsos (KAZ) 1-0 Tubleos (KAZ)
Cazal (KAZ) 2-2 Marshan (IDA)
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 1-6 Solarn (IDA)
Southwarks (KAZ) 1-1 Olivos (KAZ)
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 1-3 Aparinemart (KAZ)

Matchday 25
Tubleos (KAZ) 1-3 Solarn (IDA)
Sarsos (KAZ) 3-2 Marshan (IDA)
Olivos (KAZ) 1-1 Cazal (KAZ)
Aparinemart (KAZ) 1-2 Sardat Juiti (IDA)
Southwarks (KAZ) 2-1 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)

Matchday 26
Aparinemart (KAZ) 1-0 Tubleos (KAZ)
Olivos (KAZ) 2-3 Sarsos (KAZ)
Solarn (IDA) 0-0 Marshan (IDA)
Cazal (KAZ) 3-3 Southwarks (KAZ)
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 1-0 Sardat Juiti (IDA)

Matchday 27
Tubleos (KAZ) 0-4 Sardat Juiti (IDA)
Sarsos (KAZ) 3-3 Southwarks (KAZ)
Marshan (IDA) 2-4 Aparinemart (KAZ)
Solarn (IDA) 1-2 Olivos (KAZ)
Cazal (KAZ) 3-0 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)

Matchday 28
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 0-0 Tubleos (KAZ)
Cazal (KAZ) 0-1 Sarsos (KAZ)
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 1-0 Marshan (IDA)
Southwarks (KAZ) 2-0 Solarn (IDA)
Aparinemart (KAZ) 1-1 Olivos (KAZ)

Matchday 29
Tubleos (KAZ) 1-0 Marshan (IDA)
Sarsos (KAZ) 3-1 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)
Solarn (IDA) 0-1 Cazal (KAZ)
Olivos (KAZ) 1-2 Sardat Juiti (IDA)
Aparinemart (KAZ) 2-2 Southwarks (KAZ)

Matchday 30
Olivos (KAZ) 3-2 Tubleos (KAZ)
Solarn (IDA) 1-2 Sarsos (KAZ)
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 1-0 Marshan (IDA)
Cazal (KAZ) 2-0 Aparinemart (KAZ)
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 1-1 Southwarks (KAZ)

Matchday 31
Tubleos (KAZ) 1-2 Southwarks (KAZ)
Sarsos (KAZ) 2-1 Aparinemart (KAZ)
Marshan (IDA) 0-2 Olivos (KAZ)
Solarn (IDA) 3-0 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 1-2 Cazal (KAZ)

Matchday 32
Cazal (KAZ) 4-0 Tubleos (KAZ)
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 1-2 Sarsos (KAZ)
Southwarks (KAZ) 4-0 Marshan (IDA)
Aparinemart (KAZ) 1-0 Solarn (IDA)
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 1-2 Olivos (KAZ)

Matchday 33
Tubleos (KAZ) 0-1 Sarsos (KAZ)
Marshan (IDA) 1-2 Cazal (KAZ)
Solarn (IDA) 2-1 Sardat Juiti (IDA)
Olivos (KAZ) 1-3 Southwarks (KAZ)
Aparinemart (KAZ) 1-1 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)

Matchday 34
Solarn (IDA) 0-2 Tubleos (KAZ)
Marshan (IDA) 1-1 Sarsos (KAZ)
Cazal (KAZ) 1-2 Olivos (KAZ)
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 3-2 Aparinemart (KAZ)
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 2-4 Southwarks (KAZ)

Matchday 35
Tubleos (KAZ) 1-1 Aparinemart (KAZ)
Sarsos (KAZ) 1-1 Olivos (KAZ)
Marshan (IDA) 3-0 Solarn (IDA)
Southwarks (KAZ) 0-1 Cazal (KAZ)
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 1-2 Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)

Matchday 36
Sardat Juiti (IDA) 4-0 Tubleos (KAZ)
Southwarks (KAZ) 1-1 Sarsos (KAZ)
Aparinemart (KAZ) 0-1 Marshan (IDA)
Olivos (KAZ) 2-4 Solarn (IDA)
Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA) 4-2 Cazal (KAZ)

Pos  Team                       P   W   D   L   GF   GA   GD  Pts
   1  Cazal (KAZ)               36  19  10   7   60   39   21   67 C/ play-off round
   2  Sarsos (KAZ)              36  16  12   8   48   39    9   60 play-off round
   3  Olivos (KAZ)              36  16   9  11   56   51    5   57 play-off round
   4  Sardat Juiti (IDA)        36  15   7  14   53   55   -2   52 play-offs.
   5  Indiargash Hedgehogs (IDA)36  14   7  15   46   50   -4   49
   6  Southwarks (KAZ)          36  11  13  12   56   55    1   46
   7  Aparinemart (KAZ)         36  10  13  13   45   45    0   43
   8  Marshan (IDA)             36  11   9  16   42   50   -8   42
   9  Solarn (IDA)              36  10   9  17   41   46   -5   39
  10  Tubleos (KAZ)             36   7  13  16   34   51  -17   34