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Postby COCANEFA » Sun May 29, 2016 2:30 pm

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MD21
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 1–0 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Utica United (OSR) 0–0 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 3–1 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 2–0 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
Firewood City (OSR) 4–2 KT Ferramendiak (AUD)
Monarchs (SCV) 2–0 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 1–0 Bobs Towing (LGL)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 4–0 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 2–3 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 1–0 1830 Cathair (AUD)


“We’re unbeaten for three months” said Cathair manager Wilfred Lidgley, on the eve of his side’s Derby of Audioslavia match against runaway league leaders AC Izotz Zubia. “We’ve got the tools to beat them, we’re improving all the time. This is going to be the turning point of our season. Mark my words”. To be fair to the Cathair legend, who joined the club as a player in season one of the LigAnaia and carried the club to five league championships, four as captain, he’s not wrong. Cathair match Zozi at every turn in Sunday’s encounter. Soldarian keeps Hawk quiet, while Apexarena’s guns are jammed by the attentive Marquez and Caceres in the centre of defence, and even the sprightly wingers of Besoitagoena and Etxehartzaren are largely subdued, but there’s nothing the side can do about substitute Ingþór Auðbjörnsson who, on eighy-two minutes, cracks a superb volley past Batmacumba to take all three points for the league leaders, sentencing Cathair to a first defeat since matchday seven. Lidgley, furious with the circumstances behind the defeat - his team played well, on the whole, but leave with nothing - is visibly shaken by the result, and the fact that his players’ heads dropped noticeably in the final ten minutes, as they struggled to even get the ball out of their own half let alone threaten to equalize, perhaps hints at low morale within the team. Cathair sit seventh despite their lossless run, and even the Champions Cup places might be a long way off.

Zozi’s win piles the pressure on Jraxville and Hastmead Diamante, and though Jraxville take three points from their game, The Diamonds are shaky in their supposed home-banker against the lightweight Iton Valley, who take all three points after Vollero nets in the dying seconds. The gap between Hastmead Diamante and the top spot is now a whopping sixteen points.
MD22
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 2–4 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 1–2 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 0–2 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 0–0 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Bobs Towing (LGL) 3–5 Monarchs (SCV)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 1–3 Firewood City (OSR)
KT Ferramendiak (AUD) 0–0 Real Jraxville (OSR)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 2–4 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 1–0 Utica United (OSR)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 3–0 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)


Cathair versus Hastmead falls on matchday twenty-two, and where in previous seasons this would have almost certainly been a showdown between the top two teams in the league, right now it’s between two sides in shaky form who are both desperate to get something, anything, from the game. Neither side are at their best and there are mistakes abound from otherwise big-game players, yet it’s Hastmead who hold on, shattering the home side with a seventy-third minute goal from substitute Dominick M’Bia. Jraxville’s nil-all draw with Feri ensures they move closer to second place, but Zozi don’t look like losing any time soon as they put four past Titans, with Aurrekoetxia netting a hat-trick and Osarian Fabio Mancini grabbing one himself. The gap between Zozi and Hastmead remains at sixteen points ahead of the two sides’ showdown on matchday twenty-three.
MD23
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 2–4 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 3–0 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Utica United (OSR) 3–1 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 2–0 KT Ferramendiak (AUD)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 0–0 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
Firewood City (OSR) 1–0 Bobs Towing (LGL)
Monarchs (SCV) 2–1 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 2–0 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 0–1 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 1–2 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)


Cathair overcome Trothwands, Firewood win again, and Jraxville again can’t muster more than a goalless draw, but there’s no question that the match of the weekend is Sunday evening’s clash between first and third as Hastmead try to salvage their season against leaders Zozi. On a blustery night in Fourge, the hosts do everything but score in a frantic first half, only to find themselves a goal down on fifty minutes with a fifth goal in three games for Apexarena. The Diamonds take until the 85th minute to reply, with Crespo scoring from close range, and the final minutes are punctuated by cross after cross into the Zozi box as the leaders have to defend deeper and deeper. It seems the score must change at any moment, and indeed it does, but at the opposite end to how the home fans were expecting, as Zozi break and finish through another substitute’s strike from Auðbjörnsson.

The gap is now nineteen points.
MD24
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 3–3 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 3–0 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 1–2 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 1–2 Monarchs (SCV)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 2–1 Firewood City (OSR)
Bobs Towing (LGL) 0–2 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 1–0 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
KT Ferramendiak (AUD) 2–2 Utica United (OSR)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 3–3 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 2–2 Comunas Cougars (LGL)


The gap from Zozi to Hastmead is now twenty-one points - surely a write-off for Hastmead’s season, as the Fourgian side fail to take more than a solitary point away to Tyrelia Titans while Zozi do the Evolution. Jraxville, now comfortably in second place, maintain the gap at just fourteen points between second and third.

Meanwhile, in the Audioslavian capital, the chains have come off Cathair’s winter-tires. The team suffer a third loss in three games, this one a winnable encounter against Itzi, who leapfrog them in the table.
MD25
Yellow Stars (SCV) 1–3 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 1–1 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 1–1 KT Ferramendiak (AUD)
Utica United (OSR) 1–1 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 1–0 Bobs Towing (LGL)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 1–0 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Firewood City (OSR) 3–2 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Monarchs (SCV) 4–3 1830 Cathair (AUD)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 0–1 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 3–3 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)


Zozi win again, this time an important derby against local rivals Itzalovalle, again with Auðbjörnsson getting onto the scoresheet. Hastmead again draw, this time away to Trothwands who really should have won from three-one up.

Cathair, meanwhile, are in free-fall. They can’t even protect a three-goal lead now, as Monarchs stage a momentous second-half fightback to take the game by four goals to three after Cathair’s initial domination. Cathair drop back into mid-table, and despite Lidgley’s years of service to the club and cult status, the fans are getting restless.
MD26
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 1–0 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 1–0 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 6–3 Monarchs (SCV)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 4–3 Firewood City (OSR)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 1–0 Real Jraxville (OSR)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 1–1 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Bobs Towing (LGL) 1–0 Utica United (OSR)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 1–0 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
KT Ferramendiak (AUD) 0–1 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 2–0 Yellow Stars (SCV)


‘Please step down’ reads the banner at the home end before Cathair’s encounter with Firewood, the team that thrashed them three-nothing in the first half of the season. The players, most of whom are right behind their manager according to insider reports, pull out a brave performance against a Firewood side who always look like scoring - and do so three times - but va Drake’s creativity, del Olmo’s panache and Zelaya’s brilliance win out in the end as the home side win four to three. The pressure, supposedly, comes off the Apoxian manager.

At the top, Zozi are relentless in their punishment of Monarchs. Zozi are five-up at half-time against an over-matched opposition, and win out six-three after half a fightback from the Schiavone champions. Jraxville, meanwhile, again fail to score, this time losing to Iton Valley by a goal to nil. Zozi do very, very much look like only a minor miracle could stop them. Only their complete collapse in form late last season has prevented bookmakers from ceasing all bets on the south-easterners to attain their third league title.
MD27
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 2–1 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 2–1 KT Ferramendiak (AUD)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 1–1 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 4–1 Bobs Towing (LGL)
Utica United (OSR) 4–2 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 1–0 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 1–0 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Firewood City (OSR) 3–0 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Monarchs (SCV) 0–0 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 2–1 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)


It’s been billed as ‘Super Saturday’ for months. After the routine defeats of Titans, Hollybrent and BT and another three points attained by International of Tyrellia, the big boys go head to head in three consecutive Saturday-night games, starting with the worst advertisement for LigAnaia football of them all, with Monarchs and Hastmead Diamante sharing an uncommon nil-all draw. Jraxville versus Cathair is up next, with the away side hoping to build on last week’s win, but despite dominance in possession, Cathair can’t get the job done in front of goal, and Doherty’s sixtieth-minute strike is enough to separate the teams.

Finally, Firewood play host to Zozi, and do to them what they had done to Cathair in matchday seven, and unceremoniously thrash them by three goals. Jraxville’s win closes the gap between them and Zozi to ‘just’ fourteen points, with the two sides set to play one another the following Sunday…
MD28
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 0–1 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 2–2 Monarchs (SCV)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 0–0 Firewood City (OSR)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 0–1 Real Jraxville (OSR)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 3–2 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 1–0 Utica United (OSR)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 1–1 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Bobs Towing (LGL) 1–2 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 4–1 Yellow Stars (SCV)
KT Ferramendiak (AUD) 1–0 KT Moreazerua (AUD)


’Osarians’ Eleven’ reads the headline of Mondays more shitty newspapers, after Zozi lose at home to second placed Real Jraxville, reducing the gap between the previously unstoppable Tzierrans and the upstart Osarians to eleven points with thirty still to play for. The next biggest headline is the Cathair fans’ vote of confidence in Wilfred Lidgley to get the side out of their current funk. The capital club, winners against Inter in a five-goal thriller on Saturday, are well off the pace.
MD29
KT Ferramendiak (AUD) 0–1 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 0–1 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 1–1 Bobs Towing (LGL)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 1–0 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 3–0 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Utica United (OSR) 2–1 1830 Cathair (AUD)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 0–0 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 1–1 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
Firewood City (OSR) 4–0 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Monarchs (SCV) 0–1 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)


Nine games to go, and there’s no change at the top after both Zozi and Jraxville draw against fellow top teams Inter and Hastmead respectively. At the bottom, Titans are back to losing ways after a brief run of form, but have at least caught the teams in eighteenth and above, leaving behind a Bob’s Towing team who look all but doomed to relegation, despite grabbing a point away to a Yellow Stars team who have steadily improved since last season.
MD30
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 0–1 Monarchs (SCV)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 0–1 Firewood City (OSR)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 0–0 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 0–1 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 2–0 Utica United (OSR)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 0–2 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 0–1 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 1–3 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Bobs Towing (LGL) 0–2 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 2–1 KT Ferramendiak (AUD)


LigAnaia: East 			Pld W  D  L GF GA  GD Pts
1 AC Izotz Zubia 30 22 4 4 64 31 +33 70
2 Real Jraxville 30 16 9 5 43 21 +22 57
3 Firewood City 30 16 6 8 64 45 +19 54
4 International of Tyrellia 30 16 5 9 44 34 +10 53
5 Monarchs 30 15 7 8 59 52 +7 52
6 Comunas Cougars 30 13 10 7 43 33 +10 49
7 KT Itzalovalle 30 14 6 10 31 29 +2 48
8 Hastmead Diamante 30 12 10 8 58 43 +15 46
9 Grasshoppers Turic 30 11 11 8 32 28 +4 44
10 Utica United 30 11 9 10 42 41 +1 42
11 1830 Cathair 30 11 8 11 47 47 0 41
12 Cazadores Cathair 30 9 13 8 53 48 +5 40
13 Trothwands Evolution 30 11 7 12 48 48 0 40
14 KT Moreazerua 30 9 6 15 40 54 −14 33
15 Iton Valley FC 30 8 8 14 21 35 −14 32
16 Yellow Stars 30 8 6 16 51 69 −18 30
17 KT Ferramendiak 30 6 9 15 40 54 −14 27
18 AFC Hollybrent 30 5 10 15 33 54 −21 25
19 Tyrellia Titans 30 6 5 19 34 52 −18 23
20 Bobs Towing 30 2 9 19 30 59 −29 15


It’s humiliation for 1830 Cathair in Saturday’s early kick-off as they are soundly defeated on their own turf in the Cathair derby, as Rook Cathar and Anderson Sandro sentence the five-time champions to a shocking eleventh place in the league and staring down the barrel of their lowest ever league finish. Lidgley, looking more than a little haunted, puts on a scowl in the press conference afterwards:
“These are tough times. I’d be lying if I said this season has gone exactly as I’d hoped. I will, though, make one promise. Cathair will qualify for the Champions Cup. We know the FFA has a minimum two spots in the big competition, and though we’re unlikely to get fifth place, getting ourselves above Itzi in the league, and finishing as the second best Audioslavian team, is within reach. It wasn’t our goal before the season, but it might be the best we can do now. If we don’t get into the Champions Cup, then my resignation will be on the chairman’s desk the first morning after the season. That’s a promise”

At the top of the table, Zozi’s Hawk-inspired 2-0 win over Utica United, coupled with Jraxville’s failure to get all three points away to Grasshoppers, means that the gap at the top is now thirteen points, with only twenty-four left to play for. Zozi are four wins away from the league title.
MD31
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 2–4 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
KT Ferramendiak (AUD) 1–1 Bobs Towing (LGL)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 0–2 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 1–1 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 1–3 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 2–3 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Utica United (OSR) 1–2 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 2–3 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 0–0 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Firewood City (OSR) 2–0 Monarchs (SCV)


Lidgley begins to make good on his word, leading his team to a commanding 3-1 win away to the Cougars. They gain ground on Itzi with the victory, shortening the gap to just eight points between themselves and an Itzi team who, while impressive in holding Jraxville to a goal-less draw, don’t quite look like Champions Cup prospects in doing so.

After Jraxville’s failure to win, a 3-2 victory for Zozi over mid-table Cazadores, with Apexarena and Sterling Rose on the scoresheet, puts the gap at the top at fifteen points with only 21 still on the table.
MD32
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 2–0 Firewood City (OSR)
Monarchs (SCV) 1–1 Real Jraxville (OSR)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 3–1 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 0–0 Utica United (OSR)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 2–1 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 0–1 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 3–1 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 2–0 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 2–1 KT Ferramendiak (AUD)
Bobs Towing (LGL) 3–1 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)


Saturday lunchtime’s game sees high-flying Zozi host Legalite heavyweights Comunas Cougars on a weekend where Zozi can possibly seal the title with a victory. Zozi start strong, but Cougars have been no slouches this season, and deserve the three points they escape with despite the scrambled nature of their fortieth-minute goal. Jraxville, however, once again can’t capitalise, losing a one-nil lead away to Monarchs and seeing two points slip through their collective fingers. Cathair win again, but so do Itzi in a dominant performance against International of Tyrellia.
MD33
Bobs Towing (LGL) 1–2 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 0–0 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
KT Ferramendiak (AUD) 2–0 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 3–1 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 3–1 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 2–2 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 3–3 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Utica United (OSR) 0–1 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 2–4 Monarchs (SCV)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 0–1 Firewood City (OSR)


Defeats for both Jraxville and Zozi on Saturday mean the Tzierran side’s fourteen point gap at the top of the table is retained, although now with only fifteen points to play for.
MD34
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 3–4 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Firewood City (OSR) 1–2 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Monarchs (SCV) 3–3 Utica United (OSR)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 4–2 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 0–1 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 5–3 Yellow Stars (SCV)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 3–4 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 2–0 KT Ferramendiak (AUD)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 2–2 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 3–2 Bobs Towing (LGL)

Matchday thirty-four sees Cathair win yet again, but Itzi keep themselves ahead and in that second Audioslavian CC spot by virtue of a 4-2 win over Cazadores, in which Aurrekoetxea nets a hat-trick.

At the top, Zozi lose yet again, denied a league winning party at their home stadium by virtue of rivals Moreazerua’s inspired 4-3 win. Jraxville, playing away in Tyrellia, snatch a last gasp win over Titans to keep their mathematical hopes of a first legal title alive.
MD35
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 0–1 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Bobs Towing (LGL) 2–0 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 1–2 1830 Cathair (AUD)
KT Ferramendiak (AUD) 1–4 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 1–2 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 3–3 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 3–2 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 0–1 Monarchs (SCV)
Utica United (OSR) 5–3 Firewood City (OSR)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 1–2 Real Jraxville (OSR)


There’s another away victory for Jraxville, this time against an in-form Inter, but it proves to be too little, too late, as Zozi thrash Feri to put the league title beyond doubt, prompting ‘total scenes’ in the away end at the stadium. The men, and elves, in salmon and pink have done it. And what is more, they have a Champions Cup final to look forward to as well, confirming as such with a semi-final victory over Brinemouth.

Itzi aren’t so fortunate, losing a tough match away to Comunas and falling to within two points of the resurgent Cathair, who just about ovecome Grasshoppers thanks to two early goals from Zelaya and del Olmo and a great deal of panicked, last minute defending.
MD36
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 0–1 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 0–1 Utica United (OSR)
Firewood City (OSR) 4–0 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Monarchs (SCV) 2–0 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 1–0 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 3–2 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 1–2 KT Ferramendiak (AUD)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 3–0 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 1–0 Bobs Towing (LGL)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 2–2 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)


Cathair keep the pressure on Itzi with a one-nil win over already-relegated Bob’s Towing on Sunday morning, before Inter take on Titans in the Tyrellia derby in Sunday’s marquee encounter, with Inter taking the spoils with a late goal from Cyrus Damhan, playing one of his final games for the club.

Real Jraxville stumble in the race for the runners-up spot as they are defeated by a Utica side who have all but guaranteed their spot in next season’s Globe Cup, with Firewood keeping the pace with a rollicking four-nothing victory over Cazadores Cathair. Hastmead, desperately trying to reach fourth place and the final non-Audioslavian CC spot that goes with it - are humbled on their own patch by lowly Ferramendiak - a vital win for the visitors in their fight against relegation.
MD37
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 5–1 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 0–1 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Bobs Towing (LGL) 3–1 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 0–3 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
KT Ferramendiak (AUD) 0–1 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 1–0 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 3–1 Monarchs (SCV)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 0–4 Firewood City (OSR)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 1–5 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Utica United (OSR) 2–1 International of Tyrellia (LGL)


Itzi only need two points from their final two games to qualify for the Champions Cup over Cathair, but are dealt a massive blow by failing to win out over local rivals Moreazerua while the Teatimers sneak a late win over AFC Hollybrent.

LigAnaia: East 			Pld W  D  L GF GA  GD Pts
1 AC Izotz Zubia 37 25 4 8 79 45 +34 79
2 Real Jraxville 37 19 11 7 55 29 +26 68
3 Firewood City 37 20 6 11 79 54 +25 66
4 Monarchs 37 18 9 10 71 63 +8 63
5 Hastmead Diamante 37 17 11 9 75 53 +22 62
6 KT Itzalovalle 37 18 7 12 42 36 +6 61
7 1830 Cathair 37 17 8 12 60 53 +7 59
8 International of Tyrellia 37 18 5 14 54 49 +5 59
9 Comunas Cougars 37 16 11 10 51 46 +5 59
10 Utica United 37 14 11 12 54 51 +3 53
11 Trothwands Evolution 37 14 10 13 61 59 +2 52
12 Grasshoppers Turic 37 11 13 13 38 45 −7 46
13 KT Moreazerua 37 12 6 19 51 67 −16 42
14 Cazadores Cathair 37 9 14 14 62 70 −8 41
15 Iton Valley FC 37 10 11 16 33 45 −12 41
16 Yellow Stars 37 10 8 19 65 84 −19 38
17 AFC Hollybrent 37 8 12 17 42 61 −19 36
18 Tyrellia Titans 37 10 5 22 47 65 −18 35
19 KT Ferramendiak 37 8 10 19 47 65 −18 34
20 Bobs Towing 37 5 10 22 42 68 −26 25
MD38
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 6–2 Utica United (OSR)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 2–4 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 2–0 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
Firewood City (OSR) 1–4 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Monarchs (SCV) 6–4 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 0–0 KT Ferramendiak (AUD)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 3–1 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 1–1 Bobs Towing (LGL)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 1–0 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 3–1 Iton Valley FC (OSR)


LigAnaia: East 			Pld W  D  L GF GA  GD Pts
1 AC Izotz Zubia 38 26 4 8 80 45 +35 82
2 Real Jraxville 38 20 11 7 57 29 +28 71
3 Firewood City 38 20 6 12 80 58 +22 66
4 Monarchs 38 19 9 10 77 67 +10 66
5 Hastmead Diamante 38 17 12 9 76 54 +22 63
6 1830 Cathair 38 18 8 12 63 54 + 9 62
7 KT Itzalovalle 38 18 8 12 42 36 + 6 62
8 International of Tyrellia 38 18 5 15 56 53 + 3 59
9 Comunas Cougars 38 16 11 11 51 48 + 3 59
10 Trothwands Evolution 38 15 10 13 64 60 + 4 55
11 Utica United 38 14 11 13 56 57 − 1 53
12 Grasshoppers Turic 38 11 13 14 39 48 − 9 46
13 Cazadores Cathair 38 10 14 14 66 72 − 6 44
14 KT Moreazerua 38 12 6 20 55 73 −18 42
15 Iton Valley FC 38 10 11 17 34 48 −14 41
16 Yellow Stars 38 11 8 19 69 85 −16 41
17 Tyrellia Titans 38 11 5 22 53 67 −14 38
18 AFC Hollybrent 38 8 12 18 42 62 −20 36
19 KT Ferramendiak 38 8 11 19 47 65 −18 35
20 Bobs Towing 38 5 11 22 43 69 −26 26


Congratulations to AC Izotz Zubia, champions of the 13th LigAnaia East season!

Laborious Hawk’s AC Izotz Zubia’s march to their third league title is complete, and compounded by the side’s victory in the Champions Cup to give the side it’s most successful season in history by a long chalk. Real Jraxville, too, have had success behind their wildest dreams in finishing second and will contest the Champions Cup for the first time, while Firewood City finally finish above bitter rivals Hastmead Diamante. Monarchs, last season’s shock LigAnaia champions, have to be content with a fourth placed finish above the traditional ‘big two’ of Hastmead Diamante - who admittedly have been out of sorts for a couple of seasons now - and 1830 Cathair who finish in their lowest league placing in LigAnaia history.

By virtue of UICA rules about minimum representation for high ranking associations, Cathair qualify for the Champions Cup ahead of Hastmead Diamante, to the frustration of the Fourgian fans.

The Globe Cup places are occupied by the Diamonds, KT Itzalovalle, Legalites Inter and Comunas and the Osarian couplet of Trothwands and Utica - both a little disappointed with a mid-table finish after consistent improvements over recent seasons.

At the bottom, Bob’s Towing are down, as are KT Ferramendiak who fail to save themselves on a fateful final day against local rivals KT Moreazerua. Tyrellia Titans, seemingly doomed for most of the season, hand a largely understrengthed Utica side a 6-2 thrashing to keep their status as a top flight club for another season at least.
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LigAnaia Season 13
Grand Final

AC Izotz Zubia
Champions of Audioslavia and the LigAnaia East
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St. John's Arsenal
Champions of Royal Kingdom of Quebec and the LigAnaia North


AC Izotz Zubia 2-0 St. John's Arsenal

It's a second defeat in successive seasons for the Quebecois heavyweights, as Zozi take their third LigAnaia Championship in style at Stadion Jansberg in Semarland. The first goal comes from Sterling Rose, as the Euran collects a half-clearance at the edge of the area and scythes a low shot through a crowd of players and into the bottom corner. The Arsenal spend a great deal of the second half pressing Zozi deeper and deeper into their own half, but are finally undone on seventy minutes as Laborious Hawk sets about repaying even more of his gargantuan transfer fee by finishing off a quick counter-attack by way of a drilled half-volley from close range, etching yet another eastern side's name into the LigAnaia trophy.

Ulsa 0-1 AC Izotz Zubia

It is, without doubt the greatest season in Zozi's history. Not content with becoming champions of Audioslavia, the eastern conference or the confederation, Zozi scratch and claw their way to a first Champions Cup win, and the status of world champions that comes with it, with a late, late strike in the final. With all the talent on display in club football's marquee match, with the likes of Craig Sinclair, Laborious Hawk, Branmir Milic, Kris Campbell, Sterling Rose and Frantzko Apexarena on the field it turns out that the hero of the hour is a certain familiar yet quiet Brenecian defender, popping up at the far post to finish a bouncing ball into the roof of the net. Orson Faulkner is the man, eight years on from scoring the goal that won AC Izotz Zubia their second league title, the centre-half gives his team that Champions Cup in the 91st minute of the final, etching his name forever into the fabric of his football club yet again.
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LIGA CALANIA : SEASON XV
Part Two


Ousevale are on top at the moment, but with Tele and the Daii not far behind, and Ashton still turning heads, it's still anyone's championship.

MATCHDAY TWENTY-FOUR
Ousevale surprisingly lose to Montepool at home, the Daii slip up against the Royals, and it's a chance for Tele to make up some serious ground. Sadly for the elves, they louse it up in Beverington.

Ashton and Avidia mind not one jot, as both sides win to reduce the gap to the top three.

Results:
Beckton Supermarine 3-1 Cedrus Soundgardia
Vecchio Victors 1-1 Foxchester Raiders
Hippion Overdrive 1-0 Caledon Simpson
Ashton Olympic 1-0 Hecia
Ousevale Borough 1-3 Montepool Waves
Phraen Palace 5-1 Stanton Town
Casuals Osteria 1-1 New Cefn Albion
Jhanna City 0-0 Bradwell Saints
Emberton Reds 2-5 Corinthian Spirits
Royal Emberton 2-1 Iskara Daii
Avidia United 2-1 Mercia Bromham
Beverington Hawks 1-1 Telecontarë


MATCHDAY TWENTY-FIVE
Ousevale's blip proves to be just that, and Caledon Simpson are put to the sword by the leaders. The Daii keep the pressure on with a win, whilst the rest of the top five all drop points.

In the clash of the bottom two, Cedrus beat Vecchio to record only their second win of the season, leaving them a mere ten points from safety.

Results:
There's always one set gets lost each season... *sigh*


MATCHDAY TWENTY-SIX
There's nothing like a good old fashioned Telecontarë collapse to get the blood flowing. This time, it's a home embarrassment against Corinth, and Ousevale and Iskara take full advantage. Avidia are up to fourth, going above Ashton after the latter are held by bottom club Vecchio Victors.

Results:
Hippion Overdrive 3-1 Cedrus Soundgardia
Ashton Olympic 1-1 Vecchio Victors
Ousevale Borough 2-0 Beckton Supermarine
Phraen Palace 0-0 Foxchester Raiders
Casuals Osteria 1-3 Caledon Simpson
Jhanna City 5-0 Hecia
Emberton Reds 1-1 Montepool Waves
Royal Emberton 0-2 Stanton Town
Avidia United 4-0 New Cefn Albion
Beverington Hawks 1-0 Bradwell Saints
Telecontarë 0-4 Corinthian Spirits
Mercia Bromham 0-0 Iskara Daii


MATCHDAY TWENTY-SEVEN
Having gained an unexpected point last week, Vecchio were confident going into their game against Phraen Palace. That confidence was horribly misplaced, and Palace came out six-one winners.

Tele, meanwhile, continue to go backwards. A draw against New Cefn leaves them ten points off the top, and a mere one ahead of Ashton, who took back fourth place with a win over Cedrus.

Results:
Cedrus Soundgardia 1-2 Ashton Olympic
Hippion Overdrive 1-4 Ousevale Borough
Vecchio Victors 1-6 Phraen Palace
Beckton Supermarine 1-1 Casuals Osteria
Foxchester Raiders 1-0 Jhanna City
Caledon Simpson 3-2 Emberton Reds
Hecia 2-1 Royal Emberton
Montepool Waves 0-0 Avidia United
Stanton Town 2-1 Beverington Hawks
New Cefn Albion 1-1 Telecontarë
Bradwell Saints 0-2 Mercia Bromham
Corinthian Spirits 0-1 Iskara Daii


MATCHDAY TWENTY-EIGHT
Four of the top five are in ruthless form, crushing their opponents like a wrecking ball on gypsum walls.

No prizes for guessing that the odd one out is Tele. "#telolcontare" is trending, we hear.

Results:
Ousevale Borough 6-1 Cedrus Soundgardia
Phraen Palace 0-3 Ashton Olympic
Casuals Osteria 0-1 Hippion Overdrive
Jhanna City 2-0 Vecchio Victors
Emberton Reds 5-0 Beckton Supermarine
Royal Emberton 1-0 Foxchester Raiders
Avidia United 4-1 Caledon Simpson
Beverington Hawks 2-0 Hecia
Telecontarë 1-1 Montepool Waves
Mercia Bromham 2-0 Stanton Town
Iskara Daii 3-1 New Cefn Albion
Corinthian Spirits 2-0 Bradwell Saints


MATCHDAY TWENTY-NINE
Tele win their first game in six, and do it in style, thumping nine past poor Caledon Simpson. Ousevale only manage six, but are still five points clear of second.

At the bottom, meanwhile, Royal Emberton go where only one side have gone before this season - losing to the Victors.

Results:
Cedrus Soundgardia 0-2 Phraen Palace
Ousevale Borough 6-3 Casuals Osteria
Ashton Olympic 3-0 Jhanna City
Hippion Overdrive 2-2 Emberton Reds
Vecchio Victors 2-0 Royal Emberton
Beckton Supermarine 1-3 Avidia United
Foxchester Raiders 3-2 Beverington Hawks
Caledon Simpson 2-9 Telecontarë
Hecia 1-0 Mercia Bromham
Montepool Waves 1-3 Iskara Daii
Stanton Town 0-0 Corinthian Spirits
New Cefn Albion 0-2 Bradwell Saints


MATCHDAY THIRTY
Utterly lost in the ether. Erm...

MATCHDAY THIRTY-ONE
Avidia always raise their game against the Tigers...this time, though, not quite by enough. The gap stays at five, as Iskara sink the Mariners.

Vecchio, meanwhile, have no game to raise, and are utterly humped by Mercia.

Results:
Cedrus Soundgardia 2-1 Jhanna City
Casuals Osteria 0-3 Emberton Reds
Phraen Palace 4-2 Royal Emberton
Ousevale Borough 1-0 Avidia United
Ashton Olympic 2-0 Beverington Hawks
Hippion Overdrive 1-4 Telecontarë
Vecchio Victors 0-7 Mercia Bromham
Beckton Supermarine 1-3 Iskara Daii
Foxchester Raiders 1-1 Corinthian Spirits
Caledon Simpson 1-0 Bradwell Saints
Hecia 2-0 New Cefn Albion
Montepool Waves 2-1 Stanton Town


MATCHDAY THIRTY-TWO
We do love a ding-dong between Tele and Ousevale. It's the hosts who come out on top at the White Tower, allowing Ashton and Avidia to catch up on the leaders too.

And what of Iskara Daii? Well, they were busy losing to Hippion Underdrive. Fail.

Results:
Emberton Reds 2-1 Cedrus Soundgardia
Royal Emberton 1-3 Jhanna City
Avidia United 3-0 Casuals Osteria
Beverington Hawks 0-2 Phraen Palace
Telecontarë 3-1 Ousevale Borough
Mercia Bromham 0-1 Ashton Olympic
Iskara Daii 1-2 Hippion Overdrive
Corinthian Spirits 3-0 Vecchio Victors
Bradwell Saints 5-0 Beckton Supermarine
New Cefn Albion 1-3 Foxchester Raiders
Stanton Town 0-2 Caledon Simpson
Montepool Waves 0-2 Hecia


MATCHDAY THIRTY-THREE
Honours even as first meet second at the Southern Arena; Tele tip their hat and make up another two points on the leaders with a complete annihilation of Casuals.

Ashton and Avidia, meanwhile, are not so fortunate, as neither manages a point - or for that matter, a goal.

Results:
Cedrus Soundgardia 3-1 Royal Emberton
Emberton Reds 3-0 Avidia United
Jhanna City 2-1 Beverington Hawks
Casuals Osteria 0-6 Telecontarë
Phraen Palace 1-1 Mercia Bromham
Ousevale Borough 1-1 Iskara Daii
Ashton Olympic 0-2 Corinthian Spirits
Hippion Overdrive 1-2 Bradwell Saints
Vecchio Victors 1-2 New Cefn Albion
Beckton Supermarine 1-1 Stanton Town
Foxchester Raiders 4-0 Montepool Waves
Caledon Simpson 1-1 Hecia


MATCHDAY THIRTY-FOUR
None of the top four break a sweat, so it's as you were.

Avidia United, though? That's a different story. The Eagles have their wings clipped by second-bottom side Cedrus, who will be hoping for an unlikely "Great Escape".

Results:
Avidia United 1-2 Cedrus Soundgardia
Beverington Hawks 1-0 Royal Emberton
Telecontarë 4-0 Emberton Reds
Mercia Bromham 0-2 Jhanna City
Iskara Daii 6-0 Casuals Osteria
Corinthian Spirits 2-2 Phraen Palace
Bradwell Saints 1-4 Ousevale Borough
New Cefn Albion 1-4 Ashton Olympic
Stanton Town 1-1 Hippion Overdrive
Montepool Waves 1-1 Vecchio Victors
Hecia 1-1 Beckton Supermarine
Caledon Simpson 0-2 Foxchester Raiders


MATCHDAY THIRTY-FIVE
Avidia decided, after their reverse last week, that their next opponents would not be so fortunate. The fact that said opponents were Tele was just an added bonus. To twist the knife, Ousevale and Iskara both won too.

At the bottom, Cedrus won again, and are beginning to hope that they might just stay up. There's still seven points to make up though.

Results:
Cedrus Soundgardia 2-0 Beverington Hawks
Avidia United 1-0 Telecontarë
Royal Emberton 1-4 Mercia Bromham
Emberton Reds 1-2 Iskara Daii
Jhanna City 1-6 Corinthian Spirits
Casuals Osteria 1-1 Bradwell Saints
Phraen Palace 3-1 New Cefn Albion
Ousevale Borough 4-2 Stanton Town
Ashton Olympic 1-1 Montepool Waves
Hippion Overdrive 2-0 Hecia
Vecchio Victors 0-0 Caledon Simpson
Beckton Supermarine 1-0 Foxchester Raiders


Table after 35 games
Pos Team                      P   W   D   L  For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Ousevale Borough 35 27 3 5 107 42 +65 84
2 Iskara Daii 35 25 4 6 94 38 +56 79

3 Telecontarë 35 22 8 5 100 42 +58 74
4 Ashton Olympic 35 21 8 6 61 26 +35 71
5 Avidia United 35 21 4 10 75 40 +35 67
6 Corinthian Spirits 35 16 12 7 60 37 +23 60
7 Phraen Palace 35 17 8 10 63 41 +22 59
8 Foxchester Raiders 35 17 8 10 53 32 +21 59

9 Mercia Bromham 35 16 10 9 60 32 +28 58
10 Emberton Reds 35 17 6 12 64 54 +10 57
11 Jhanna City 35 16 6 13 46 43 +3 54
12 Royal Emberton 35 14 4 17 51 66 -15 46
13 Casuals Osteria 35 12 8 15 52 65 -13 44
14 Hecia 35 12 8 15 42 59 -17 44
15 Caledon Simpson 35 11 8 16 31 58 -27 41
16 Bradwell Saints 35 9 10 16 35 55 -20 37
17 New Cefn Albion 35 10 7 18 47 73 -26 37
18 Hippion Overdrive 35 9 8 18 36 55 -19 35
19 Stanton Town 35 8 11 16 38 65 -27 35
20 Beverington Hawks 35 9 7 19 31 56 -25 34
21 Beckton Supermarine 35 6 12 17 33 57 -24 30
22 Montepool Waves 35 6 10 19 35 67 -32 28
23 Cedrus Soundgardia 35 6 5 24 32 79 -47 23
24 Vecchio Victors 35 2 7 26 21 85 -64 13


MATCHDAY THIRTY-SIX
No worries for the top three this week - though the Daii were made to work at home to Avidia - and it's as you were. Tele's win, by the way, a six-one drubbing of Cedrus. So much for that confidence.

Results:
Telecontarë 6-1 Cedrus Soundgardia
Mercia Bromham 0-3 Beverington Hawks
Iskara Daii 1-0 Avidia United
Corinthian Spirits 1-1 Royal Emberton
Bradwell Saints 3-5 Emberton Reds
New Cefn Albion 0-1 Jhanna City
Stanton Town 0-2 Casuals Osteria
Montepool Waves 0-2 Phraen Palace
Hecia 0-3 Ousevale Borough
Caledon Simpson 1-1 Ashton Olympic
Foxchester Raiders 1-0 Hippion Overdrive
Beckton Supermarine 1-0 Vecchio Victors


MATCHDAY THIRTY-SEVEN
The Clash of the Immortals was a much win game for the Daii, and they duly obliged. Sadly for them, Foxchester offered scant resistance at the Southern Arena and the game remains at five.

To add insult to injury for Tele, they now find themselves just two points clear of Ashton after the Maroons edged past Beckton.

Results:
Cedrus Soundgardia 0-3 Mercia Bromham
Telecontarë 0-1 Iskara Daii
Beverington Hawks 0-1 Corinthian Spirits
Avidia United 3-0 Bradwell Saints
Royal Emberton 1-0 New Cefn Albion
Emberton Reds 4-0 Stanton Town
Jhanna City 2-0 Montepool Waves
Casuals Osteria 4-2 Hecia
Phraen Palace 1-2 Caledon Simpson
Ousevale Borough 5-2 Foxchester Raiders
Ashton Olympic 1-0 Beckton Supermarine
Hippion Overdrive 1-0 Vecchio Victors


MATCHDAY THIRTY-EIGHT
Stick a fork in Telecontarë; they're done. Bradwell serve the mortal blow, and though sixteen points isn't technically insurmountable, it'll take a miracle for them to win the title from here.

They're not even third any more, as Ashton's win over the Overdrive hauls them above the elves.

Results:
Iskara Daii 4-1 Cedrus Soundgardia
Corinthian Spirits 3-1 Mercia Bromham
Bradwell Saints 3-1 Telecontarë
New Cefn Albion 0-0 Beverington Hawks
Stanton Town 1-0 Avidia United
Montepool Waves 1-0 Royal Emberton
Hecia 1-2 Emberton Reds
Caledon Simpson 1-1 Jhanna City
Foxchester Raiders 1-2 Casuals Osteria
Beckton Supermarine 1-0 Phraen Palace
Vecchio Victors 1-2 Ousevale Borough
Hippion Overdrive 1-2 Ashton Olympic


MATCHDAY THIRTY-NINE
The certainties of life are thus: death, taxes, and the Victors getting relegated. Their defeat away to Casuals sees them relegated with seven games to spare.

At the top, Ousevale and the Daii both win yet again, and the Tigers' win over Ashton allows Tele to reclaim third spot on goal difference.

Results:
Cedrus Soundgardia 0-2 Corinthian Spirits
Iskara Daii 4-0 Bradwell Saints
Mercia Bromham 5-4 New Cefn Albion
Telecontarë 1-1 Stanton Town
Beverington Hawks 3-2 Montepool Waves
Avidia United 1-0 Hecia
Royal Emberton 1-1 Caledon Simpson
Emberton Reds 2-0 Foxchester Raiders
Jhanna City 1-0 Beckton Supermarine
Casuals Osteria 3-0 Vecchio Victors - Vecchio are relegated
Phraen Palace 0-1 Hippion Overdrive
Ousevale Borough 2-0 Ashton Olympic


MATCHDAY FORTY
Stanton may just have killed off the Iskara Daii title challenge. They score early, hold on, and with Ousevale beating Palace, the gap is at eight. Goodnight, Jhanna.

Results:
Bradwell Saints 0-1 Cedrus Soundgardia
New Cefn Albion 0-3 Corinthian Spirits
Stanton Town 1-0 Iskara Daii
Montepool Waves 1-0 Mercia Bromham
Hecia 0-4 Telecontarë
Caledon Simpson 1-1 Beverington Hawks
Foxchester Raiders 2-1 Avidia United
Beckton Supermarine 0-0 Royal Emberton
Vecchio Victors 0-5 Emberton Reds
Hippion Overdrive 0-1 Jhanna City
Ashton Olympic 1-1 Casuals Osteria
Ousevale Borough 3-1 Phraen Palace


MATCHDAY FORTY-ONE
Iskara Daii are not out of this yet...and wouldn't you know, it's Jhanna City to the rescue again!

At the other end, it's looking ominous for Cedrus as they lose to New Cefn. They're twelve points adrift with fifteen to play for.

Results:
Cedrus Soundgardia 0-2 New Cefn Albion
Bradwell Saints 2-1 Stanton Town
Corinthian Spirits 1-0 Montepool Waves
Iskara Daii 4-0 Hecia
Mercia Bromham 1-1 Caledon Simpson
Telecontarë 1-0 Foxchester Raiders
Beverington Hawks 1-1 Beckton Supermarine
Avidia United 1-2 Vecchio Victors
Royal Emberton 2-2 Hippion Overdrive
Emberton Reds 1-0 Ashton Olympic
Jhanna City 3-1 Ousevale Borough
Casuals Osteria 3-0 Phraen Palace


MATCHDAY FORTY-TWO
Aaaaand there go Cedrus, defeated by Stanton and doomed to the Segunda. No change in the top two, though.

Results:
Stanton Town 2-1 Cedrus Soundgardia - Cedrus are relegated
Montepool Waves 3-3 New Cefn Albion
Hecia 1-0 Bradwell Saints
Caledon Simpson 2-4 Corinthian Spirits
Foxchester Raiders 1-2 Iskara Daii
Beckton Supermarine 0-1 Mercia Bromham
Vecchio Victors 1-1 Telecontarë
Hippion Overdrive 0-1 Beverington Hawks
Ashton Olympic 3-2 Avidia United
Ousevale Borough 3-1 Royal Emberton
Phraen Palace 2-1 Emberton Reds
Casuals Osteria 1-1 Jhanna City


MATCHDAY FORTY-THREE
Iskara Daii nil, Vecchio Victors two, and the Tigers are two points from the title.

What. The. Actual. Hell.

Results:
Cedrus Soundgardia 0-2 Montepool Waves
Stanton Town 1-0 Hecia
New Cefn Albion 1-1 Caledon Simpson
Bradwell Saints 1-3 Foxchester Raiders
Corinthian Spirits 1-0 Beckton Supermarine
Iskara Daii 0-2 Vecchio Victors
Mercia Bromham 0-2 Hippion Overdrive
Telecontarë 1-1 Ashton Olympic
Beverington Hawks 0-1 Ousevale Borough
Avidia United 3-1 Phraen Palace
Royal Emberton 1-2 Casuals Osteria
Emberton Reds 2-2 Jhanna City


MATCHDAY FORTY-FOUR
Mercia Bromham keep the Daii's fain hopes of the title alive as they win a tightly-fought Mercian Classic. The men from the Starblaydi capital duly oblige with a win over Ashton.

Results:
Hecia 0-2 Cedrus Soundgardia
Caledon Simpson 1-0 Montepool Waves
Foxchester Raiders 2-1 Stanton Town
Beckton Supermarine 3-0 New Cefn Albion
Vecchio Victors 0-1 Bradwell Saints
Hippion Overdrive 1-0 Corinthian Spirits
Ashton Olympic 1-2 Iskara Daii
Ousevale Borough 0-1 Mercia Bromham
Phraen Palace 0-2 Telecontarë
Casuals Osteria 2-2 Beverington Hawks
Jhanna City 0-0 Avidia United
Emberton Reds 2-3 Royal Emberton


MATCHDAY FORTY-FIVE
Stop the presses! The title is still up for grabs as Ousevale lose to a Corinth side now just a point off fourth place, and the Daii beat Phraen palace.

Game. On.

Game on, too, at the bottom; Beckton and Montepool are locked on forty-one points after the latter beat the former. New Cefn aren't quite assured of safety either, and if the Mariners and Waves both win, the SS Albion might just end up sunk.

Results:
Cedrus Soundgardia 3-0 Caledon Simpson
Hecia 0-3 Foxchester Raiders
Montepool Waves 1-0 Beckton Supermarine
Stanton Town 1-0 Vecchio Victors
New Cefn Albion 1-1 Hippion Overdrive
Bradwell Saints 1-2 Ashton Olympic
Corinthian Spirits 1-0 Ousevale Borough
Iskara Daii 5-3 Phraen Palace
Mercia Bromham 5-0 Casuals Osteria
Telecontarë 1-1 Jhanna City
Beverington Hawks 2-1 Emberton Reds
Avidia United 3-4 Royal Emberton


MATCHDAY FORTY-SIX
Iskara Daii were magnificent in their fighting spirit, they really were. In the end though, after all the favours Jhanna City did them, they wouldn't do the Daii a solid and roll over. Ousevale may have drawn tamely with New Cefn, but it mattered not; the point was enough, and Ousevale win the title on goal difference.

Montepool, meanwhile, must have thought the worst when they failed to hold their lead against Hippion; they needn't have worried. Caledon did the business, and the Waves are riding a crest of themselves.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 2-1 Cedrus Soundgardia
Beckton Supermarine 1-2 Caledon Simpson - Beckton are relegated
Vecchio Victors 2-0 Hecia
Hippion Overdrive 1-1 Montepool Waves
Ashton Olympic 2-1 Stanton Town
Ousevale Borough 1-1 New Cefn Albion - Ousevale are champions
Phraen Palace 1-2 Bradwell Saints
Casuals Osteria 0-4 Corinthian Spirits
Jhanna City 2-3 Iskara Daii
Emberton Reds 2-1 Mercia Bromham
Royal Emberton 0-4 Telecontarë
Avidia United 0-0 Beverington Hawks


Liga Calania
Pos Team                      P   W   D   L  For   Ag  +/-  Pts
1 Ousevale Borough 46 34 4 8 128 53 +75 106 C/CC
2 Iskara Daii 46 34 4 8 120 49 +71 106 CC

3 Telecontarë 46 27 12 7 122 51 +71 93 GC
4 Ashton Olympic 46 26 11 9 75 39 +36 89 GC
5 Corinthian Spirits 46 25 13 8 81 42 +39 88 GC
6 Emberton Reds 46 24 7 15 91 68 +23 79 GC
7 Avidia United 46 24 6 16 89 54 +35 78 GC
8 Foxchester Raiders 46 23 8 15 70 48 +22 77 GC

9 Mercia Bromham 46 21 11 14 78 48 +30 74
10 Jhanna City 46 21 11 14 61 52 +9 74
11 Phraen Palace 46 19 8 19 74 64 +10 65
12 Casuals Osteria 46 18 11 17 72 82 -10 65
13 Royal Emberton 46 17 8 21 65 85 -20 59
14 Caledon Simpson 46 14 14 18 44 73 -29 56
15 Beverington Hawks 46 13 12 21 44 65 -21 51
16 Stanton Town 46 13 12 21 48 79 -31 51
17 Hippion Overdrive 46 13 11 22 46 64 -18 50
18 Bradwell Saints 46 13 10 23 48 77 -29 49
19 Hecia 46 13 8 25 46 85 -39 47
20 New Cefn Albion 46 11 12 23 59 92 -33 45
21 Montepool Waves 46 10 12 24 46 80 -34 42
22 Beckton Supermarine 46 9 14 23 40 65 -25 41 R
23 Cedrus Soundgardia 46 9 5 32 42 102 -60 32 R
24 Vecchio Victors 46 5 8 33 29 101 -72 23 R


Liga Segunda
Last season, the Chiefs couldn't buy a win. This season? Storming to the Segunda title. They'll be bringing Hallad Reavers, also relegated last season, with them, whilst the workmanlike Leston Town will join them in the top flight...just.

Pos Team                      P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Karak Ungor Chiefs 46 27 14 5 70 28 +42 95 P/SBCC
2 Hallad Reavers 46 28 10 8 88 30 +58 94 P/SBCC
3 Leston Town 46 28 8 10 83 41 +42 92 P/SBCC

4 Adanac City 46 27 11 8 72 38 +34 92 SBCC
5 NSE Kovenham 46 24 14 8 66 32 +34 86 SBCC
6 Sporting Salicus 46 25 9 12 62 39 +23 84 SBCC

7 Tabeck FC 46 23 9 14 60 42 +18 78
8 Tabeck Cefn Druids 46 21 14 11 64 37 +27 77
9 CF Avides 46 22 9 15 50 40 +10 75
10 Neveheim County 46 20 14 12 60 39 +21 74
11 Samosisos Blues 46 19 8 19 48 53 -5 65
12 Sandwell Rangers 46 15 13 18 51 54 -3 58
13 Avidia City 46 16 6 24 44 64 -20 54
14 Kallia United 46 13 13 20 44 67 -23 52
15 Tuncastle Rovers 46 13 12 21 45 69 -24 51
16 Penningworth United 46 11 15 20 47 59 -12 48
17 Norton 46 12 11 23 37 60 -23 47
18 Bromham City 46 12 11 23 37 62 -25 47
19 Basian Valley 46 13 8 25 36 67 -31 47
20 Oustia 46 12 10 24 36 59 -23 46
21 Tournet Nicks 46 11 12 23 30 53 -23 45 R (LM)
22 Westleigh Athletic 46 11 10 25 35 67 -32 43 R (LC)
23 Caversham 46 6 19 21 37 66 -29 37 R (LC)
24 Notegia Rangers 46 8 10 28 29 65 -36 34 R (LM)


Liga Celesta
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Internashionale 46 29 12 5 68 23 +45 99 P
2 Neathill 46 21 13 12 64 43 +21 76 P

3 Stratford Rovers 46 21 13 12 60 40 +20 76
4 Ousevale Juniors 46 17 18 11 51 42 +9 69
5 AFC Linford 46 18 15 13 40 39 +1 69
6 Hoxton 46 20 8 18 41 37 +4 68
7 Dereapolis City 46 18 12 16 48 46 +2 66
8 Secklow 46 18 10 18 58 52 +6 64
9 Porthscadoch 46 17 12 17 55 52 +3 63
10 Bletcham Devils 46 16 15 15 46 43 +3 63
11 Club Francophone 46 16 14 16 50 55 -5 62
12 Hastings County 46 15 16 15 45 43 +2 61
13 Noton United 46 16 13 17 47 50 -3 61
14 Foxchester Rovers 46 16 13 17 44 57 -13 61
15 Thackworth Rovers 46 15 15 16 43 47 -4 60
16 Aylesford 46 15 15 16 44 51 -7 60
17 Camberley Town 46 14 16 16 52 56 -4 58
18 Locomotive Wolverton 46 16 10 20 48 52 -4 58
19 Ellisham 46 13 17 16 43 51 -8 56
20 Sladehill Rovers 46 14 14 18 37 47 -10 56
21 Aigburth Athletic 46 12 14 20 38 57 -19 50
22 Penniton United 46 12 13 21 37 49 -12 49
23 Quinton City 46 10 15 21 35 50 -15 45
24 Walton City 46 10 13 23 34 46 -12 43


Liga Morada
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Hippion Heartland 46 22 15 9 51 30 +21 81 P
2 FC Farça 46 19 15 12 52 35 +17 72 P

3 Tribe Urjali 46 17 18 11 44 36 +8 69
4 Jhan Province 46 19 12 15 55 56 -1 69
5 Malta Lines 46 19 11 16 50 43 +7 68
6 Nidola United 46 19 11 16 49 47 +2 68
7 Archaeos Judiciary 46 18 13 15 49 41 +8 67
8 Viculus Miners 46 18 12 16 49 48 +1 66
9 Penningworth Rorçn 46 18 10 18 44 41 +3 64
10 Port Cythera 46 14 21 11 46 39 +7 63
11 Nemya Hotspurs 46 16 15 15 49 47 +2 63
12 Cedrus Islanders 46 18 9 19 41 46 -5 63
13 Hernsworth Cubs 46 16 14 16 46 38 +8 62
14 Paricone Athletic 46 16 14 16 52 49 +3 62
15 Veles 46 15 16 15 43 46 -3 61
16 Torpedo Bisarley 46 15 14 17 46 43 +3 59
17 Hersch Albion 46 15 13 18 34 46 -12 58
18 Tournetas 46 15 12 19 46 52 -6 57
19 Ionia United 46 15 12 19 43 55 -12 57
20 Sciuntis Stars 46 14 14 18 49 54 -5 56
21 Hallad City 46 13 17 16 44 49 -5 56
22 Widdrington Wolves 46 14 14 18 41 50 -9 56
23 Athletico Sciuntis 46 11 15 20 40 51 -11 48
24 Jhanna United 46 9 17 20 31 52 -21 44
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LIGA CALANIA : SEASON XVII


Ousevale, Daii, Ousevale...is it Iskara's turn? Will the elves finally come good? Or can someone else rise to the top?

Gentlemen...(and ladies)...play.

MATCHDAY ONE
The cream rises to the top early this season. Tele show their intent with a hammering of the Royals, with Avidia chasing hard behind. Iskara are third, despite the fixture computer's best efforts, thanks to victory in an opening day Jhanna derby.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 1-1 Leston Town
Caledon Simpson 1-1 Hallad Reavers
Hecia 1-1 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Montepool Waves 2-0 Hippion Overdrive
Stanton Town 3-2 Ashton Olympic
New Cefn Albion 1-1 Ousevale Borough
Bradwell Saints 3-2 Phraen Palace
Corinthian Spirits 2-3 Casuals Osteria
Iskara Daii 4-2 Jhanna City
Mercia Bromham 3-2 Emberton Reds
Telecontarë 4-0 Royal Emberton
Beverington Hawks 0-3 Avidia United


MATCHDAY TWO
The top three after game one were always going to be title contenders, and all three won.

None of them, however, are top right now.

That accolade goes to Casuals Osteria, courtesy of a pasting of New Cefn. They're not the only ones, either; Montepool, surprisingly, are the other team on six points. Even more surprisingly, those six points include a win against Ousevale - in Ousevale - which leaves the Tigers in seventeenth.

Results:
Hallad Reavers 0-0 Foxchester Raiders
Karak Ungor Chiefs 0-2 Leston Town
Hippion Overdrive 1-0 Caledon Simpson
Ashton Olympic 5-1 Hecia
Ousevale Borough 1-2 Montepool Waves
Phraen Palace 5-1 Stanton Town
Casuals Osteria 4-0 New Cefn Albion
Jhanna City 1-1 Bradwell Saints
Emberton Reds 2-2 Corinthian Spirits
Royal Emberton 1-2 Iskara Daii
Avidia United 1-0 Mercia Bromham
Beverington Hawks 0-1 Telecontarë


MATCHDAY THREE
You want your crazy early season table? We got you covered. Casuals retain their 100% record, destroy Montepool's, and stay top, and though the Daii do likewise, Tele and Avidia do not. All this means that Leston(!) sneak into third, ahead of Phraen Palace (wut). Ousevale, meanwhile, slip to eighteenth after a draw with Caledon Simpson.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 3-0 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Hallad Reavers 2-0 Hippion Overdrive
Leston Town 2-1 Ashton Olympic
Caledon Simpson 1-1 Ousevale Borough
Hecia 1-2 Phraen Palace
Montepool Waves 0-2 Casuals Osteria
Stanton Town 1-1 Jhanna City
New Cefn Albion 0-1 Emberton Reds
Bradwell Saints 0-1 Royal Emberton
Corinthian Spirits 2-0 Avidia United
Iskara Daii 2-1 Beverington Hawks
Mercia Bromham 2-1 Telecontarë


MATCHDAY FOUR
So, who at the top wants to win? Anyone? No? OK then.

To be fair to Leston and Palace, they took points off each other, whilst Casuals have no excuses for losing to Simpson. Wins for Avidia and Tele put them back in the frame, whilst Foxchester also notched up a W to rise to fifth. Iskara Daii, though, remain top, despite being unable to break down Mercia.

A little lower down, Beverington's draw with Bradwell means everybody's off the mark, and Ousevale come in with a first win of the season at last.

Results:
Hippion Overdrive 1-2 Foxchester Raiders
Ashton Olympic 3-0 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Ousevale Borough 2-1 Hallad Reavers
Phraen Palace 1-1 Leston Town
Casuals Osteria 0-1 Caledon Simpson
Jhanna City 0-0 Hecia
Emberton Reds 2-1 Montepool Waves
Royal Emberton 1-1 Stanton Town
Avidia United 2-0 New Cefn Albion
Beverington Hawks 1-1 Bradwell Saints
Telecontarë 1-0 Corinthian Spirits
Mercia Bromham 0-0 Iskara Daii


MATCHDAY FIVE
The phrase "worst time to drop points" springs to mind. Iskara's one-point lead at the top of the table is torpedoed as they can only muster a draw in Corinth. Unfortunately for them, Tele hammer New Cefn, Casuals grind out a win over the Reavers, Avidia conquer the Waves, and Foxchester manage an Olympic victory as all four sides overtake the erstwhile leaders.

Ousevale, meanwhile, continue to struggle, managing only a Desmond against the Overdrive.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 1-0 Ashton Olympic
Hippion Overdrive 2-2 Ousevale Borough
Karak Ungor Chiefs 1-3 Phraen Palace
Hallad Reavers 0-1 Casuals Osteria
Leston Town 0-2 Jhanna City
Caledon Simpson 1-3 Emberton Reds
Hecia 0-1 Royal Emberton
Montepool Waves 1-2 Avidia United
Stanton Town 1-1 Beverington Hawks
New Cefn Albion 1-5 Telecontarë
Bradwell Saints 1-0 Mercia Bromham
Corinthian Spirits 2-2 Iskara Daii


MATCHDAY SIX
I'm not sure if Ousevale are recovering after a slow start, or just believe they're that good they can give the opposition five matches grace. Either way, Foxchester are put to the sword and Ousevale rise to the heady heights of tenth.

At the other end, after losing their first two, Montepool have now lost four in a row and lie seventeenth; their latest degeat is a narrow one to Telecontarë that keeps the Elves on top.

Results:
Ousevale Borough 4-1 Foxchester Raiders
Phraen Palace 0-0 Ashton Olympic
Casuals Osteria 2-0 Hippion Overdrive
Jhanna City 2-0 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Emberton Reds 1-1 Hallad Reavers
Royal Emberton 1-2 Leston Town
Avidia United 3-1 Caledon Simpson
Beverington Hawks 0-2 Hecia
Telecontarë 1-0 Montepool Waves
Mercia Bromham 3-0 Stanton Town
Iskara Daii 4-0 New Cefn Albion
Corinthian Spirits 2-0 Bradwell Saints


MATCHDAY SEVEN
Casuals Osteria, riding the crest of a wave in second place.

Ousevale Borough, uncharacteristically struggling this season.

And then the Tigers beat the Miners eight-nil.

Crisis? What crisis?

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 1-0 Phraen Palace
Ousevale Borough 8-0 Casuals Osteria
Ashton Olympic 0-2 Jhanna City
Hippion Overdrive 4-1 Emberton Reds
Karak Ungor Chiefs 2-2 Royal Emberton
Hallad Reavers 0-2 Avidia United
Leston Town 0-0 Beverington Hawks
Caledon Simpson 0-5 Telecontarë
Hecia 0-1 Mercia Bromham
Montepool Waves 1-3 Iskara Daii
Stanton Town 0-2 Corinthian Spirits
New Cefn Albion 0-1 Bradwell Saints


MATCHDAY EIGHT
Casuals' talespin continues apace, but Ousevale are back in business as they go fifth. No change in the top three - except in goal difference, as Tele rip the Reavers to ribbons.

At the bottom, meanwhile, New Cefn are quietly disintegrating as another defeat leaves them on a solitary point for the season.

Results:
Casuals Osteria 1-2 Foxchester Raiders
Jhanna City 1-0 Phraen Palace
Emberton Reds 1-3 Ousevale Borough
Royal Emberton 1-2 Ashton Olympic
Avidia United 2-0 Hippion Overdrive
Beverington Hawks 0-1 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Telecontarë 7-0 Hallad Reavers
Mercia Bromham 1-1 Leston Town
Iskara Daii 4-0 Caledon Simpson
Corinthian Spirits 2-1 Hecia
Bradwell Saints 0-1 Montepool Waves
New Cefn Albion 0-1 Stanton Town


MATCHDAY NINE
Avidia United are having their best season in years. You want proof? Take a look at their visit to the Southern Arena, where they utterly dismantled Ousevale's revival. Sadly for the Eagles, though, Tele continue to match them step for step as they keep top spot with a win over Hippion.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 2-0 Jhanna City
Casuals Osteria 3-2 Emberton Reds
Phraen Palace 2-3 Royal Emberton
Ousevale Borough 1-4 Avidia United
Ashton Olympic 2-2 Beverington Hawks
Hippion Overdrive 0-2 Telecontarë
Karak Ungor Chiefs 0-1 Mercia Bromham
Hallad Reavers 1-3 Iskara Daii
Leston Town 0-3 Corinthian Spirits
Caledon Simpson 2-0 Bradwell Saints
Hecia 0-1 New Cefn Albion
Montepool Waves 0-0 Stanton Town


MATCHDAY TEN
When Tele and Ousevale meet, you expect fireworks...you just don't expect them to be going off elsewhere. Avidia, though, will celebrate being top of the heap as the two giants shared the spoils. Not only that, but Tele are overtaken by Iskara Daii, too.

Results:
Emberton Reds 1-2 Foxchester Raiders
Royal Emberton 2-2 Jhanna City
Avidia United 2-1 Casuals Osteria
Beverington Hawks 1-3 Phraen Palace
Telecontarë 1-1 Ousevale Borough
Mercia Bromham 1-1 Ashton Olympic
Iskara Daii 2-1 Hippion Overdrive
Corinthian Spirits 2-0 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Bradwell Saints 2-1 Hallad Reavers
New Cefn Albion 4-1 Leston Town
Stanton Town 1-0 Caledon Simpson
Montepool Waves 1-1 Hecia


MATCHDAY ELEVEN
If you can keep your head when all around are losing theirs and blaming it on you...then you're probably not at the top of the Liga Calania. Iskara lost to Ousevale, Tele drew a blank in Osteria, Avidia were beaten by the Reds...lucky for them there was a gap to Foxchester, really. Avidia still lead, but three teams are now a solitary point adrift.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 5-1 Royal Emberton
Emberton Reds 3-2 Avidia United
Jhanna City 0-1 Beverington Hawks
Casuals Osteria 0-0 Telecontarë
Phraen Palace 2-0 Mercia Bromham
Ousevale Borough 3-0 Iskara Daii
Ashton Olympic 0-2 Corinthian Spirits
Hippion Overdrive 1-1 Bradwell Saints
Karak Ungor Chiefs 2-0 New Cefn Albion
Hallad Reavers 1-3 Stanton Town
Leston Town 1-1 Montepool Waves
Caledon Simpson 1-2 Hecia


MATCHDAY TWELVE
Avidia, you picked a hell of a week to drop points. Their draw against fourth-placed Foxchester helps neither side, what with Tele stomping a mudhole into Emberton Reds, and Iskara pummeling Casuals. Ousevale, meanwhile, find themselved ten points off the leaders after a dire defeat to Bradwell.

Results:
Avidia United 2-2 Foxchester Raiders
Beverington Hawks 0-2 Royal Emberton
Telecontarë 4-1 Emberton Reds
Mercia Bromham 1-4 Jhanna City
Iskara Daii 7-0 Casuals Osteria
Corinthian Spirits 2-0 Phraen Palace
Bradwell Saints 4-2 Ousevale Borough
New Cefn Albion 2-2 Ashton Olympic
Stanton Town 0-1 Hippion Overdrive
Montepool Waves 4-2 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Hecia 1-2 Hallad Reavers
Caledon Simpson 0-1 Leston Town


Table after 12 games
Pos Team                     P  W  D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Telecontarë 12 9 2 1 32 5 +27 29
2 Iskara Daii 12 9 2 1 33 12 +21 29
3 Avidia United 12 9 1 2 25 11 +14 28
4 Foxchester Raiders 12 8 3 1 22 11 +11 27
5 Corinthian Spirits 12 8 2 2 23 9 +14 26
6 Ousevale Borough 12 5 4 3 29 18 +11 19
7 Jhanna City 12 5 4 3 17 12 +5 19
8 Casuals Osteria 12 6 1 5 17 24 -7 19

9 Bradwell Saints 12 5 3 4 14 14 +0 18
10 Mercia Bromham 12 5 3 4 13 13 +0 18
11 Phraen Palace 12 5 2 5 20 15 +5 17
12 Leston Town 12 4 5 3 12 15 -3 17
13 Stanton Town 12 4 4 4 12 17 -5 16
14 Montepool Waves 12 4 3 5 14 15 -1 15
15 Royal Emberton 12 4 3 5 16 22 -6 15
16 Emberton Reds 12 4 2 6 20 26 -6 14
17 Ashton Olympic 12 3 4 5 18 17 +1 13
18 Hippion Overdrive 12 3 2 7 11 18 -7 11
19 Hecia 12 2 3 7 10 17 -7 9
20 Hallad Reavers 12 2 3 7 10 23 -13 9
21 Karak Ungor Chiefs 12 2 2 8 9 23 -14 8
22 Caledon Simpson 12 2 2 8 8 22 -14 8
23 New Cefn Albion 12 2 2 8 9 24 -15 8
24 Beverington Hawks 12 1 4 7 7 18 -11 7


MATCHDAY THIRTEEN
I believe the phrase is "proper scrap". Iskara's defeat to the Reds means that the winner of Avidia-Tele will go top; the Eagles do just that, and they take Foxchester with them after they beat bottom side Beverington.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 3-2 Beverington Hawks
Avidia United 1-0 Telecontarë
Royal Emberton 1-3 Mercia Bromham
Emberton Reds 3-1 Iskara Daii
Jhanna City 1-0 Corinthian Spirits
Casuals Osteria 3-0 Bradwell Saints
Phraen Palace 2-0 New Cefn Albion
Ousevale Borough 3-0 Stanton Town
Ashton Olympic 3-1 Montepool Waves
Hippion Overdrive 2-0 Hecia
Karak Ungor Chiefs 1-1 Caledon Simpson
Hallad Reavers 1-1 Leston Town


MATCHDAY FOURTEEN
Another big game at the top, and another change in leadership as the Daii beat the Eagles. Tele and the Raiders, meanwhile, stay right behind after sharing the points with each other.

Elsewhere, Ousevale may be Sir Not-Appearing-in-This-Title-Race, but that doesn't stop them from notching up an eight-one win over Hecia.

Results:
Telecontarë 1-1 Foxchester Raiders
Mercia Bromham 0-0 Beverington Hawks
Iskara Daii 2-0 Avidia United
Corinthian Spirits 3-1 Royal Emberton
Bradwell Saints 0-0 Emberton Reds
New Cefn Albion 2-2 Jhanna City
Stanton Town 3-1 Casuals Osteria
Montepool Waves 0-1 Phraen Palace
Hecia 1-8 Ousevale Borough
Caledon Simpson 2-5 Ashton Olympic
Leston Town 1-1 Hippion Overdrive
Hallad Reavers 0-2 Karak Ungor Chiefs


MATCHDAY FIFTEEN
Ah, the Clash of the Immortals. Always a game to separate the men from the boys, and Tele are once again the boys. It all means the Daii stay top, with Avidia still a point behind; Corinth are now third as their win reminds the league that yes, they are still in this title race.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 1-1 Mercia Bromham
Telecontarë 0-2 Iskara Daii
Beverington Hawks 0-2 Corinthian Spirits
Avidia United 3-1 Bradwell Saints
Royal Emberton 0-0 New Cefn Albion
Emberton Reds 2-1 Stanton Town
Jhanna City 1-1 Montepool Waves
Casuals Osteria 2-1 Hecia
Phraen Palace 0-1 Caledon Simpson
Ousevale Borough 1-2 Leston Town
Ashton Olympic 1-0 Hallad Reavers
Hippion Overdrive 3-0 Karak Ungor Chiefs


MATCHDAY SIXTEEN
Iskara survive a tricky tie against the Raiders, meaning they stay top despite Avidia's best efforts. Corinth, meanwhile, are bested by Bromham, and that allows Tele to regain third spot.

Results:
Iskara Daii 2-1 Foxchester Raiders
Corinthian Spirits 1-2 Mercia Bromham
Bradwell Saints 0-1 Telecontarë
New Cefn Albion 2-1 Beverington Hawks
Stanton Town 1-4 Avidia United
Montepool Waves 1-1 Royal Emberton
Hecia 2-3 Emberton Reds
Caledon Simpson 0-2 Jhanna City
Leston Town 1-3 Casuals Osteria
Hallad Reavers 0-1 Phraen Palace
Karak Ungor Chiefs 2-1 Ousevale Borough
Hippion Overdrive 0-1 Ashton Olympic


MATCHDAY SEVENTEEN
As Corinth and Foxchester continue to piss away points, it looks like we've got a three-way fight for the title on our hands. Iskara Daii remain one clear of Avidia United at the top after both sides won, but it's not over yet for the elves, as a nervy win over Stanton keeps the pressure on.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 1-1 Corinthian Spirits
Iskara Daii 1-0 Bradwell Saints
Mercia Bromham 2-0 New Cefn Albion
Telecontarë 2-1 Stanton Town
Beverington Hawks 1-3 Montepool Waves
Avidia United 5-2 Hecia
Royal Emberton 0-0 Caledon Simpson
Emberton Reds 4-1 Leston Town
Jhanna City 0-0 Hallad Reavers
Casuals Osteria 4-1 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Phraen Palace 1-1 Hippion Overdrive
Ousevale Borough 3-1 Ashton Olympic


MATCHDAY EIGHTEEN
The top three all won to create a rather boring week at the top. Behind them, however...not so much.

Casuals started the day sixth, lost seven-nil to Ashton, and remain sixth; Ousevale, though, aren't so lucky, as they get hammered at home to Phraen "Somehow Seventh" Palace four-nil.

I'll repeat that. Ousevale lost four-nil, at home, to Phraen Palace. Heads will roll.

Results:
Bradwell Saints 1-2 Foxchester Raiders
New Cefn Albion 2-4 Corinthian Spirits
Stanton Town 0-2 Iskara Daii
Montepool Waves 4-3 Mercia Bromham
Hecia 0-2 Telecontarë
Caledon Simpson 1-1 Beverington Hawks
Leston Town 1-4 Avidia United
Hallad Reavers 2-4 Royal Emberton
Karak Ungor Chiefs 1-3 Emberton Reds
Hippion Overdrive 2-2 Jhanna City
Ashton Olympic 7-0 Casuals Osteria
Ousevale Borough 0-4 Phraen Palace


MATCHDAY NINETEEN
The phrase "wrong place, wrong time" applies to Jhanna City this week, as Ousevale take out their frustrations with gusto in the Starblaydi capital. Iskara thrash bottom-feeders Hecia as they get a bit of breathing room courtesy of the Chiefs, who fight hard for a point in Avidia.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 3-1 New Cefn Albion
Bradwell Saints 2-0 Stanton Town
Corinthian Spirits 1-0 Montepool Waves
Iskara Daii 5-1 Hecia
Mercia Bromham 2-0 Caledon Simpson
Telecontarë 1-0 Leston Town
Beverington Hawks 1-1 Hallad Reavers
Avidia United 2-2 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Royal Emberton 2-1 Hippion Overdrive
Emberton Reds 1-0 Ashton Olympic
Jhanna City 3-8 Ousevale Borough
Casuals Osteria 3-1 Phraen Palace


MATCHDAY TWENTY
It's easy going for the Daii (seven) and Tele (five) on their travels; Avidia are made to work, but get the three points against Ashton to stay second.

Results:
Stanton Town 2-2 Foxchester Raiders
Montepool Waves 1-1 New Cefn Albion
Hecia 2-1 Bradwell Saints
Caledon Simpson 2-1 Corinthian Spirits
Leston Town 0-7 Iskara Daii
Hallad Reavers 0-0 Mercia Bromham
Karak Ungor Chiefs 0-5 Telecontarë
Hippion Overdrive 1-2 Beverington Hawks
Ashton Olympic 1-2 Avidia United
Ousevale Borough 3-0 Royal Emberton
Phraen Palace 1-0 Emberton Reds
Casuals Osteria 0-0 Jhanna City


MATCHDAY TWENTY-ONE
It's an absolute slobberknocker between the Britannicans as Montepool raid the Raiders, who are now in an increasingly distant fourth. The top three all win - Iskara by more than the rest - and it's as you were.

Ousevale, meanwhile, are still doing their best to haul themselves into contention. Beverington didn't know what hit them.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 3-5 Montepool Waves
Stanton Town 4-1 Hecia
New Cefn Albion 0-1 Caledon Simpson
Bradwell Saints 2-2 Leston Town
Corinthian Spirits 1-2 Hallad Reavers
Iskara Daii 5-0 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Mercia Bromham 4-3 Hippion Overdrive
Telecontarë 1-0 Ashton Olympic
Beverington Hawks 0-6 Ousevale Borough
Avidia United 4-1 Phraen Palace
Royal Emberton 2-1 Casuals Osteria
Emberton Reds 2-0 Jhanna City


MATCHDAY TWENTY-TWO
An Emberton derby and the Mercian Classic on the same day? Is anyone watching the Starblaydi sides?

If not, it's probably for the best as the Daii are bested by Ashton and Tele go down five-two to Phraen Palace, who are fast making a name for themselves as spoilers.

Avidia, though, can't take advantage as they're held by Jhanna City, reducing the Daii's lead by only the single point.

Results:
Hecia 2-4 Foxchester Raiders
Caledon Simpson 0-1 Montepool Waves
Leston Town 1-1 Stanton Town
Hallad Reavers 1-1 New Cefn Albion
Karak Ungor Chiefs 0-0 Bradwell Saints
Hippion Overdrive 1-2 Corinthian Spirits
Ashton Olympic 2-0 Iskara Daii
Ousevale Borough 1-1 Mercia Bromham
Phraen Palace 5-2 Telecontarë
Casuals Osteria 5-0 Beverington Hawks
Jhanna City 1-1 Avidia United
Emberton Reds 3-1 Royal Emberton


MATCHDAY TWENTY-THREE
Phraen bloody Palace. Again.

This time, it's the Daii, but only a draw. The men in red and black keep their grip on the top spot, but Avidia are behind only on goal difference, with Tele still in touching distance.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 1-1 Caledon Simpson
Hecia 1-1 Leston Town
Montepool Waves 1-2 Hallad Reavers
Stanton Town 0-3 Karak Ungor Chiefs
New Cefn Albion 1-3 Hippion Overdrive
Bradwell Saints 0-1 Ashton Olympic
Corinthian Spirits 0-4 Ousevale Borough
Iskara Daii 1-1 Phraen Palace
Mercia Bromham 0-2 Casuals Osteria
Telecontarë 3-2 Jhanna City
Beverington Hawks 1-5 Emberton Reds
Avidia United 1-0 Royal Emberton


Liga Calania table after MD23
Pos Team                     P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Iskara Daii 23 17 3 3 61 20 +41 54
2 Avidia United 23 17 3 3 52 23 +29 54

3 Telecontarë 23 16 3 4 50 17 +33 51
4 Foxchester Raiders 23 12 8 3 44 30 +14 44
5 Corinthian Spirits 23 13 3 7 39 25 +14 42
6 Emberton Reds 23 13 3 7 46 35 +11 42
7 Ousevale Borough 23 12 5 6 67 32 +35 41
8 Casuals Osteria 23 13 2 8 41 40 +1 41

9 Phraen Palace 23 11 4 8 38 27 +11 37
10 Mercia Bromham 23 10 7 6 31 26 +5 37
11 Ashton Olympic 23 10 4 9 40 27 +13 34
12 Jhanna City 23 7 10 6 31 31 +0 31
13 Montepool Waves 23 8 6 9 32 32 +0 30
14 Royal Emberton 23 7 6 10 28 40 -12 27
15 Leston Town 23 5 10 8 23 41 -18 25
16 Bradwell Saints 23 6 6 11 21 29 -8 24
17 Stanton Town 23 6 6 11 25 40 -15 24
18 Hippion Overdrive 23 6 5 12 29 34 -5 23
19 Caledon Simpson 23 5 6 12 17 36 -19 21
20 Hallad Reavers 23 4 8 11 19 36 -17 20
21 Karak Ungor Chiefs 23 5 5 13 21 47 -26 20
22 New Cefn Albion 23 3 6 14 19 44 -25 15
23 Hecia 23 3 4 16 23 54 -31 13
24 Beverington Hawks 23 2 7 14 16 47 -31 13
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LIGA CALANIA : SEASON XVII
Part Two


It's a three horse race as Warriors, Eagles, and Elves fight for the title.

Unless Ousevale can pull off a miracle...

MATCHDAY TWENTY-FOUR
It's another one-sided Jhanna derby to kick off the second half of the season; there's no let up for the leaders, though, as Avidia and Tele both win. Emberton, meanwhile, are quietly poised in sixth, breathing down the necks of Corinth and Foxchester.

Results:
Leston Town 0-2 Foxchester Raiders
Hallad Reavers 1-1 Caledon Simpson
Karak Ungor Chiefs 1-1 Hecia
Hippion Overdrive 0-1 Montepool Waves
Ashton Olympic 3-0 Stanton Town
Ousevale Borough 3-0 New Cefn Albion
Phraen Palace 1-1 Bradwell Saints
Casuals Osteria 0-1 Corinthian Spirits
Jhanna City 1-5 Iskara Daii
Emberton Reds 2-0 Mercia Bromham
Royal Emberton 3-4 Telecontarë
Avidia United 2-0 Beverington Hawks


MATCHDAY TWENTY-FIVE
About that "Ousevale needing a miracle"? They'll need an old priest and a young priest after that display. Montepool will take it, though.

There's a change at the top, meanwhile, as Iskara's blip at home to Royal Emberton allows Avidia to open a three-point gap.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 0-1 Hallad Reavers
Leston Town 3-2 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Caledon Simpson 1-1 Hippion Overdrive
Hecia 0-1 Ashton Olympic
Montepool Waves 6-3 Ousevale Borough
Stanton Town 3-0 Phraen Palace
New Cefn Albion 0-4 Casuals Osteria
Bradwell Saints 0-1 Jhanna City
Corinthian Spirits 3-1 Emberton Reds
Iskara Daii 1-3 Royal Emberton
Mercia Bromham 0-2 Avidia United
Telecontarë 4-0 Beverington Hawks


MATCHDAY TWENTY-SIX
It's Telecontarë's turn to slip up this week, though there's not too much shame in only picking up one point against Mercia Bromham. Neither Avidia nor Iskara mind, though, as both pick up the full complement of points.

Results:
Karak Ungor Chiefs 1-1 Foxchester Raiders
Hippion Overdrive 1-1 Hallad Reavers
Ashton Olympic 2-0 Leston Town
Ousevale Borough 1-1 Caledon Simpson
Phraen Palace 1-0 Hecia
Casuals Osteria 1-0 Montepool Waves
Jhanna City 2-1 Stanton Town
Emberton Reds 4-1 New Cefn Albion
Royal Emberton 2-0 Bradwell Saints
Avidia United 2-0 Corinthian Spirits
Beverington Hawks 0-3 Iskara Daii
Telecontarë 2-2 Mercia Bromham


MATCHDAY TWENTY-SEVEN
Corinthian Spirits three, Telecontarë one, and the elves are blowing it as only they can. Wins for the top two only serve to compound their misery.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 2-0 Hippion Overdrive
Karak Ungor Chiefs 0-3 Ashton Olympic
Hallad Reavers 1-4 Ousevale Borough
Leston Town 0-1 Phraen Palace
Caledon Simpson 3-2 Casuals Osteria
Hecia 1-2 Jhanna City
Montepool Waves 3-2 Emberton Reds
Stanton Town 0-1 Royal Emberton
New Cefn Albion 2-4 Avidia United
Bradwell Saints 0-1 Beverington Hawks
Corinthian Spirits 3-1 Telecontarë
Iskara Daii 3-1 Mercia Bromham


MATCHDAY TWENTY-EIGHT
Tele pick up their form against New Cefn, but the top two are on scintillating form and it looks like a two-horse race at the top. Fourth place, though, is most assuredly up for grabs, as five teams are separated by two points. Somewhat surprisingly, one of the five is Ashton.

Results:
Ashton Olympic 2-0 Foxchester Raiders
Ousevale Borough 0-0 Hippion Overdrive
Phraen Palace 0-0 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Casuals Osteria 0-2 Hallad Reavers
Jhanna City 3-2 Leston Town
Emberton Reds 1-1 Caledon Simpson
Royal Emberton 1-0 Hecia
Avidia United 5-0 Montepool Waves
Beverington Hawks 0-2 Stanton Town
Telecontarë 5-2 New Cefn Albion
Mercia Bromham 4-0 Bradwell Saints
Iskara Daii 3-1 Corinthian Spirits


MATCHDAY TWENTY-NINE
Iskara out-Tele Tele in the choke department, getting walloped by New Cefn Albion of all teams, and with the elves doing their Canute impression, the Eagles are six points clear.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 0-4 Ousevale Borough
Ashton Olympic 3-0 Phraen Palace
Hippion Overdrive 0-1 Casuals Osteria
Karak Ungor Chiefs 1-2 Jhanna City
Hallad Reavers 2-3 Emberton Reds
Leston Town 2-0 Royal Emberton
Caledon Simpson 0-3 Avidia United
Hecia 1-3 Beverington Hawks
Montepool Waves 3-3 Telecontarë
Stanton Town 1-5 Mercia Bromham
New Cefn Albion 4-1 Iskara Daii
Bradwell Saints 0-1 Corinthian Spirits


MATCHDAY THIRTY
The Daii and the elves both decide that actually, they do want to lift the trophy, and record suitably crushing victories. Sadly for them, though, so do Avidia.

Results:
Phraen Palace 3-1 Foxchester Raiders
Casuals Osteria 2-2 Ousevale Borough
Jhanna City 0-2 Ashton Olympic
Emberton Reds 2-1 Hippion Overdrive
Royal Emberton 2-1 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Avidia United 3-0 Hallad Reavers
Beverington Hawks 0-1 Leston Town
Telecontarë 4-0 Caledon Simpson
Mercia Bromham 1-1 Hecia
Iskara Daii 6-1 Montepool Waves
Corinthian Spirits 3-0 Stanton Town
Bradwell Saints 0-1 New Cefn Albion


MATCHDAY THIRTY-ONE
No change in the top three as all post wins. Corinth, meanwhile, are gaining a stranglehold on fourth place after beating an increasingly doomed Hecia.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 2-0 Casuals Osteria
Phraen Palace 2-1 Jhanna City
Ousevale Borough 1-0 Emberton Reds
Ashton Olympic 0-1 Royal Emberton
Hippion Overdrive 0-1 Avidia United
Karak Ungor Chiefs 1-3 Beverington Hawks
Hallad Reavers 2-3 Telecontarë
Leston Town 1-2 Mercia Bromham
Caledon Simpson 1-4 Iskara Daii
Hecia 0-1 Corinthian Spirits
Montepool Waves 0-1 Bradwell Saints
Stanton Town 3-4 New Cefn Albion


MATCHDAY THIRTY-TWO
Ousevale's title defence is basically over...but they'll be damned if they'll just hand over the Aquila d'Or to their rivals. Iskara Daii take advantage to go second, with Tele also closing the gap, whilst Mercia flat out take the Chiefs to the cleaners.

Results:
Jhanna City 1-4 Foxchester Raiders
Emberton Reds 1-0 Casuals Osteria
Royal Emberton 1-1 Phraen Palace
Avidia United 2-2 Ousevale Borough
Beverington Hawks 1-1 Ashton Olympic
Telecontarë 4-1 Hippion Overdrive
Mercia Bromham 7-0 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Iskara Daii 5-2 Hallad Reavers
Corinthian Spirits 3-0 Leston Town
Bradwell Saints 0-0 Caledon Simpson
New Cefn Albion 1-0 Hecia
Stanton Town 1-1 Montepool Waves


MATCHDAY THIRTY-THREE
Roundabout this stage last season, the hashtag #telolcontare was trending. This season, it's #ousefail as the Tigers are splattered all over the Southern Arena by the elves.

If only the top two had dropped points...

Results:
...oops


MATCHDAY THIRTY-FOUR
It's Starblaydi Gang Up On Ousevale Month as the Tigers are downed by the Daii. Emberton Reds, meanwhile, keep things interesting as they share four goals apiece with leaders Avidia.

Results:
Royal Emberton 1-1 Foxchester Raiders
Avidia United 4-4 Emberton Reds
Beverington Hawks 1-2 Jhanna City
Telecontarë 3-0 Casuals Osteria
Mercia Bromham 1-1 Phraen Palace
Iskara Daii 2-1 Ousevale Borough
Corinthian Spirits 2-0 Ashton Olympic
Bradwell Saints 1-1 Hippion Overdrive
New Cefn Albion 0-0 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Stanton Town 0-2 Hallad Reavers
Montepool Waves 3-2 Leston Town
Hecia 2-1 Caledon Simpson


MATCHDAY THIRTY-FIVE
Challenging games for all of the top three, but all come through with flying colours. As you were, then.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 1-2 Avidia United
Royal Emberton 2-2 Beverington Hawks
Emberton Reds 0-1 Telecontarë
Jhanna City 0-2 Mercia Bromham
Casuals Osteria 1-3 Iskara Daii
Phraen Palace 0-1 Corinthian Spirits
Ousevale Borough 4-1 Bradwell Saints
Ashton Olympic 3-0 New Cefn Albion
Hippion Overdrive 1-1 Stanton Town
Karak Ungor Chiefs 4-0 Montepool Waves
Hallad Reavers 0-0 Hecia
Leston Town 3-1 Caledon Simpson


Table after 35 games
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Avidia United 35 27 5 3 86 33 +53 86
2 Iskara Daii 35 27 3 5 100 36 +64 84

3 Telecontarë 35 25 5 5 90 33 +57 80
4 Corinthian Spirits 35 23 3 9 61 33 +28 72
5 Ousevale Borough 35 17 9 9 92 53 +39 60
6 Ashton Olympic 35 18 6 11 60 31 +29 60
7 Emberton Reds 35 18 6 11 67 53 +14 60
8 Foxchester Raiders 35 16 11 8 59 46 +13 59

9 Mercia Bromham 35 15 11 9 56 39 +17 56
10 Phraen Palace 35 16 8 11 49 39 +10 56
11 Casuals Osteria 35 16 3 16 53 61 -8 51
12 Jhanna City 35 13 11 11 48 54 -6 50
13 Royal Emberton 35 13 10 12 47 54 -7 49
14 Montepool Waves 35 13 8 14 52 61 -9 47
15 Leston Town 35 10 10 15 39 61 -22 40
16 Hallad Reavers 35 7 12 16 34 57 -23 33
17 Stanton Town 35 8 8 19 37 63 -26 32
18 Caledon Simpson 35 7 11 17 28 58 -30 32
19 Bradwell Saints 35 7 10 18 26 46 -20 31
20 Hippion Overdrive 35 6 10 19 35 52 -17 28
21 New Cefn Albion 35 7 7 21 35 73 -38 28
22 Karak Ungor Chiefs 35 6 9 20 33 72 -39 27
23 Beverington Hawks 35 5 9 21 27 67 -40 24
24 Hecia 35 4 7 24 30 69 -39 19


MATCHDAY THIRTY-SIX
Well, it's goon news and bad news for Telecontarë. A comprehensive victory over leaders Avidia is definitely a good thing. Sadly for them, though, the Daii win too, and they're the ones taking the lead in the title race.

Ousevale, meanwhile, drown their sorrows in a hammering of Stanton, because reasons.

Results:
Beverington Hawks 0-1 Foxchester Raiders
Telecontarë 3-0 Avidia United
Mercia Bromham 3-0 Royal Emberton
Iskara Daii 2-0 Emberton Reds
Corinthian Spirits 4-0 Jhanna City
Bradwell Saints 0-4 Casuals Osteria
New Cefn Albion 2-3 Phraen Palace
Stanton Town 1-6 Ousevale Borough
Montepool Waves 2-3 Ashton Olympic
Hecia 1-0 Hippion Overdrive
Caledon Simpson 2-0 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Leston Town 0-0 Hallad Reavers


MATCHDAY THIRTY-SEVEN
Strap yourselves in, kids, it's going to be a bumpy ride. Avidia claw back top spot with a win over erstwhile leaders Iskara Daii, and Tele's win keeps them third, only three points off the top spot with nine games to go. That's just going to make their inevitable choke all the more heartbreaking.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 1-3 Telecontarë
Beverington Hawks 1-6 Mercia Bromham
Avidia United 1-0 Iskara Daii
Royal Emberton 0-2 Corinthian Spirits
Emberton Reds 4-3 Bradwell Saints
Jhanna City 3-1 New Cefn Albion
Casuals Osteria 3-1 Stanton Town
Phraen Palace 3-0 Montepool Waves
Ousevale Borough 8-0 Hecia
Ashton Olympic 1-0 Caledon Simpson
Hippion Overdrive 4-1 Leston Town
Karak Ungor Chiefs 4-2 Hallad Reavers


MATCHDAY THIRTY-EIGHT
Told you so.

Results:
Mercia Bromham 1-1 Foxchester Raiders
Iskara Daii 3-1 Telecontarë
Corinthian Spirits 1-1 Beverington Hawks
Bradwell Saints 2-4 Avidia United
New Cefn Albion 1-2 Royal Emberton
Stanton Town 1-2 Emberton Reds
Montepool Waves 2-1 Jhanna City
Hecia 1-1 Casuals Osteria
Caledon Simpson 0-4 Phraen Palace
Leston Town 3-4 Ousevale Borough
Hallad Reavers 1-1 Ashton Olympic
Karak Ungor Chiefs 0-1 Hippion Overdrive


MATCHDAY THIRTY-NINE
Telecontarë take out their frustrations on Bradwell, but they really need the top two to drop some points sharpish.

Neither side obliged this week.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 1-2 Iskara Daii
Mercia Bromham 3-0 Corinthian Spirits
Telecontarë 3-2 Bradwell Saints
Beverington Hawks 0-3 New Cefn Albion
Avidia United 3-1 Stanton Town
Royal Emberton 2-0 Montepool Waves
Emberton Reds 1-2 Hecia
Jhanna City 0-0 Caledon Simpson
Casuals Osteria 3-2 Leston Town
Phraen Palace 1-1 Hallad Reavers
Ousevale Borough 1-0 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Ashton Olympic 1-1 Hippion Overdrive


MATCHDAY FORTY
Tense at the top as nobody blinks; tense at the bottom, too. Points to be scrapped for, and precious few won, as it's realistically three from seven to go down.

Results:
Corinthian Spirits 1-2 Foxchester Raiders
Bradwell Saints 0-2 Iskara Daii
New Cefn Albion 0-2 Mercia Bromham
Stanton Town 0-1 Telecontarë
Montepool Waves 2-0 Beverington Hawks
Hecia 0-2 Avidia United
Caledon Simpson 3-1 Royal Emberton
Leston Town 1-2 Emberton Reds
Hallad Reavers 1-0 Jhanna City
Karak Ungor Chiefs 4-3 Casuals Osteria
Hippion Overdrive 0-1 Phraen Palace
Ashton Olympic 0-2 Ousevale Borough


MATCHDAY FORTY-ONE
Still nothing changing in the top three - to be fair, though, none of them are seriously challenged (oh, Stanton).

At the bottom, there's a precious point for Beverington as they attempt the improbable; in between, Ousevale gain some sweet revenge with a mauling of Phraen Palace.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 2-0 Bradwell Saints
Corinthian Spirits 1-0 New Cefn Albion
Iskara Daii 6-0 Stanton Town
Mercia Bromham 2-0 Montepool Waves
Telecontarë 3-1 Hecia
Beverington Hawks 0-0 Caledon Simpson
Avidia United 4-1 Leston Town
Royal Emberton 2-2 Hallad Reavers
Emberton Reds 4-1 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Jhanna City 3-0 Hippion Overdrive
Casuals Osteria 1-1 Ashton Olympic
Phraen Palace 1-7 Ousevale Borough


MATCHDAY FORTY-TWO
Will somebody please, for the love of God, drop points at the top?

No?

Fine then.

Results:
Stanton Town 2-1 Cedrus Soundgardia - Cedrus are relegated
Montepool Waves 3-3 New Cefn Albion
Hecia 1-0 Bradwell Saints
Caledon Simpson 2-4 Corinthian Spirits
Foxchester Raiders 1-2 Iskara Daii
Beckton Supermarine 0-1 Mercia Bromham
Vecchio Victors 1-1 Telecontarë
Hippion Overdrive 0-1 Beverington Hawks
Ashton Olympic 3-2 Avidia United
Ousevale Borough 3-1 Royal Emberton
Phraen Palace 2-1 Emberton Reds
Casuals Osteria 1-1 Jhanna City


MATCHDAY FORTY-THREE
Oh, Ashton, you cheeky buggers. That's two points dropped for Avidia, Iskara go top on goal difference, and Tele are still lurking in the shadows.

At the bottom, meanwhile, Hecia's defeat to Bradwell leaves them on the precipice.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 4-0 Stanton Town
New Cefn Albion 2-2 Montepool Waves
Bradwell Saints 1-0 Hecia
Corinthian Spirits 1-0 Caledon Simpson
Iskara Daii 2-0 Leston Town
Mercia Bromham 3-0 Hallad Reavers
Telecontarë 4-1 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Beverington Hawks 4-0 Hippion Overdrive
Avidia United 1-1 Ashton Olympic
Royal Emberton 1-6 Ousevale Borough
Emberton Reds 2-0 Phraen Palace
Jhanna City 4-1 Casuals Osteria


MATCHDAY FORTY-FOUR
Iskara's lead is short-lived as they give the Chiefs what could prove to be a crucial three points. Avidia take top spot, with Tele refusing to give up on their slim title hopes.

At the bottom, Hecia's inability to hold on to the lead at home to Stanton dooms them to the drop.

Results:
Montepool Waves 1-2 Foxchester Raiders
Hecia 1-1 Stanton Town - Hecia are relegated
Caledon Simpson 2-2 New Cefn Albion
Leston Town 1-0 Bradwell Saints
Hallad Reavers 0-2 Corinthian Spirits
Karak Ungor Chiefs 2-1 Iskara Daii
Hippion Overdrive 1-2 Mercia Bromham
Ashton Olympic 1-2 Telecontarë
Ousevale Borough 1-2 Beverington Hawks
Phraen Palace 2-4 Avidia United
Casuals Osteria 4-2 Royal Emberton
Jhanna City 1-3 Emberton Reds


MATCHDAY FORTY-FIVE
In the end, it was the Daii that choked. A draw with Ashton gives Avidia United the title. Telecontarë hammer the Palace to sneak into second, and nobody even cares that the Mercian classic is an eight-goal stormer.

At the bottom, meanwhile...good luck. Only Hecia are down, and there are four sides that will become two on the final day.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 3-0 Hecia
Montepool Waves 0-2 Caledon Simpson
Stanton Town 1-0 Leston Town
New Cefn Albion 1-0 Hallad Reavers
Bradwell Saints 1-0 Karak Ungor Chiefs
Corinthian Spirits 1-0 Hippion Overdrive
Iskara Daii 1-1 Ashton Olympic
Mercia Bromham 3-5 Ousevale Borough
Telecontarë 5-1 Phraen Palace
Beverington Hawks 0-0 Casuals Osteria
Avidia United 3-0 Jhanna City - Avidia are champions
Royal Emberton 2-0 Emberton Reds


MATCHDAY FORTY-SIX
After all the hype, all the hyperbole...only one side in the relegation zone picked up any points. Hippion Overdrive stay up, and despite losing to them, so do New Cefn. It's goodbye, then, to the Chiefs and the Hawks.

Hello, though, to Champions' Cup football for Telecontarë, courtesy of a stylish win over Jhanna City.

Results:
Caledon Simpson 0-1 Foxchester Raiders
Leston Town 1-1 Hecia
Hallad Reavers 2-0 Montepool Waves
Karak Ungor Chiefs 1-4 Stanton Town - Karak Ungor are relegated
Hippion Overdrive 3-0 New Cefn Albion
Ashton Olympic 2-0 Bradwell Saints
Ousevale Borough 0-1 Corinthian Spirits
Phraen Palace 1-6 Iskara Daii
Casuals Osteria 3-4 Mercia Bromham
Jhanna City 0-4 Telecontarë
Emberton Reds 1-0 Beverington Hawks - Beverington are relegated
Royal Emberton 0-3 Avidia United


Liga Calania
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L  For  Ag  +/-  Pts
1 Avidia United 46 36 6 4 112 43 +69 114 CC
2 Telecontarë 46 35 5 6 123 44 +79 110 CC

3 Iskara Daii 46 35 4 7 127 44 +83 109 GC
4 Corinthian Spirits 46 31 4 11 77 39 +38 97 GC
5 Ousevale Borough 46 25 9 12 134 69 +65 84 GC
6 Foxchester Raiders 46 24 12 10 79 54 +25 84 GC
7 Mercia Bromham 46 23 12 11 85 52 +33 81 GC
8 Emberton Reds 46 25 6 15 86 72 +14 81 GC

9 Ashton Olympic 46 22 11 13 78 42 +36 77
10 Phraen Palace 46 21 9 16 67 66 +1 72
11 Casuals Osteria 46 20 6 20 76 81 -5 66
12 Jhanna City 46 17 12 17 64 75 -11 63
13 Royal Emberton 46 17 11 18 60 78 -18 62
14 Montepool Waves 46 15 9 22 61 82 -21 54
15 Caledon Simpson 46 11 14 21 39 68 -29 47
16 Hallad Reavers 46 10 16 20 44 71 -27 46
17 Leston Town 46 11 12 23 50 86 -36 45
18 Stanton Town 46 11 9 26 48 90 -42 42
19 Hippion Overdrive 46 9 11 26 45 67 -22 38
20 Bradwell Saints 46 9 10 27 35 69 -34 37
21 New Cefn Albion 46 9 9 28 47 93 -46 36
22 Karak Ungor Chiefs 46 9 9 28 46 96 -50 36 R
23 Beverington Hawks 46 7 12 27 35 83 -48 33 R
24 Hecia 46 6 10 30 38 92 -54 28 R


Liga Segunda
Two promotions on the trot for Inter, as they join the top table after an absence of faaaaar too long. Beckton are back, as are Vecchio. Poor Vecchio.

Pos Team                      P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Internashionale 46 27 14 5 63 29 +34 95 P/SBCC
2 Beckton Supermarine 46 24 11 11 78 29 +49 83 P/SBCC
3 Vecchio Victors 46 22 15 9 66 41 +25 81 P/SBCC

4 Sporting Salicus 46 23 10 13 64 42 +22 79 SBCC
5 NSE Kovenham 46 21 15 10 54 38 +16 78 SBCC
6 Adanac City 46 22 11 13 56 39 +17 77 SBCC

7 Tabeck Cefn Druids 46 22 11 13 63 48 +15 77
8 Avidia City 46 22 11 13 55 40 +15 77
9 CF Avides 46 20 13 13 52 44 +8 73
10 Cedrus Soundgardia 46 18 13 15 64 49 +15 67
11 FC Farça 46 18 13 15 40 41 -1 67
12 Penningworth United 46 19 9 18 59 47 +12 66
13 Tuncastle Rovers 46 16 16 14 49 48 +1 64
14 Basian Valley 46 15 15 16 46 52 -6 60
15 Bromham City 46 17 9 20 47 55 -8 60
16 Neveheim County 46 15 12 19 47 55 -8 57
17 Tabeck FC 46 14 11 21 45 61 -16 53
18 Sandwell Rangers 46 13 13 20 46 58 -12 52
19 Samosisos Blues 46 12 13 21 44 54 -10 49
20 Neathill 46 11 10 25 35 70 -35 43
21 Kallia United 46 10 12 24 36 69 -33 42 R (LC)
22 Oustia 46 11 9 26 36 70 -34 42 R (LC)
23 Hippion Heartland 46 7 15 24 35 68 -33 36 R (LM)
24 Norton 46 6 13 27 36 69 -33 31 R (LC)


Liga Celesta
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/-  Pts
1 Caversham 46 31 13 2 69 21 +48 106 P
2 Locomotive Wolverton 46 24 11 11 60 43 +17 83 P

3 Ellisham 46 20 12 14 55 45 +10 72
4 Westleigh Athletic 46 19 13 14 64 42 +22 70
5 Aylesford 46 20 10 16 50 53 -3 70
6 Stratford Rovers 46 18 12 16 54 52 +2 66
7 Sladehill Rovers 46 16 16 14 55 52 +3 64
8 Porthscadoch 46 14 20 12 52 43 +9 62
9 Dereapolis City 46 17 11 18 46 45 +1 62 ---> LM
10 Penniton United 46 15 17 14 48 58 -10 62
11 Hoxton 46 15 15 16 37 34 +3 60
12 Bletcham Devils 46 15 15 16 43 46 -3 60
13 Quinton City 46 14 17 15 40 44 -4 59
14 Foxchester Rovers 46 16 11 19 43 50 -7 59
15 Hastings County 46 14 16 16 43 43 +0 58
16 Club Francophone 46 16 10 20 43 46 -3 58
17 Camberley Town 46 13 17 16 44 48 -4 56
18 Aigburth Athletic 46 15 11 20 47 56 -9 56
19 Noton United 46 12 18 16 37 47 -10 54
20 AFC Linford 46 13 14 19 35 46 -11 53
21 Thackworth Rovers 46 11 19 16 45 52 -7 52
22 Walton City 46 14 10 22 40 49 -9 52
23 Ousevale Juniors 46 12 15 19 40 52 -12 51
24 Secklow 46 10 13 23 34 57 -23 43


Liga Morada
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Notegia Rangers 46 27 9 10 70 41 +29 90 P
2 Tournet Nicks 46 24 12 10 63 40 +23 84 P

1 Notegia Rangers 46 27 9 10 70 41 +29 90
2 Tournet Nicks 46 24 12 10 63 40 +23 84
3 Hersch Albion 46 24 11 11 70 49 +21 83
4 Ionia United 46 22 13 11 57 45 +12 79
5 Nidola United 46 22 9 15 52 46 +6 75
6 Torpedo Bisarley 46 21 10 15 50 41 +9 73
7 Jhanna United 46 19 12 15 70 60 +10 69
8 Jhan Province 46 18 15 13 49 42 +7 69
9 Paricone Athletic 46 18 14 14 52 42 +10 68
10 Nemya Hotspurs 46 17 14 15 54 51 +3 65
11 Port Cythera 46 17 12 17 48 50 -2 63
12 Cedrus Islanders 46 17 10 19 52 46 +6 61
13 Tournetas 46 17 9 20 48 53 -5 60
14 Athletico Sciuntis 46 16 11 19 48 54 -6 59
15 Sciuntis Stars 46 14 16 16 50 51 -1 58
16 Hernsworth Cubs 46 14 12 20 53 59 -6 54
17 Hallad City 46 12 18 16 41 47 -6 54
18 Widdrington Wolves 46 14 11 21 39 59 -20 53
19 Tribe Urjali 46 12 15 19 47 52 -5 51
20 Veles 46 12 13 21 44 60 -16 49
21 Viculus Miners 46 11 15 20 46 57 -11 48
22 Archaeos Judiciary 46 11 14 21 41 59 -18 47
23 Malta Lines 46 9 19 18 38 52 -14 46
24 Penningworth Rorçn 46 11 12 23 43 69 -26 45
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MD1
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 0–1 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 2–0 Krsthaven (SEM)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 5–3 FC Ninestar (MRT)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 3–3 FC Nuholm (SEM)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 1–0 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 3–2 FC Jansberg (SEM)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 2–1 Fligsive FC (MRT)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 0–4 Century Mertagne (MRT)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 0–1 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 1–2 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)

As the news that this would be the final LigAnaia season filtered in, all clubs involved were determined to go out with a bang. And the majority did, with Century Mertagne wrecking Zenit Attawapiskat 4-0 in their own back yard and Molsbik Arkjet winning 5-3 over FC Ninestar - which took two, frantic last-minute goals from Devante Mabaywu and Abdiou to secure the three points for Arkjet. It was yet another frustrating start for both FC Jansberg and Krsthaven who lost to Blades ex Magnaeus and Montreal Koreana, whilst the returning Fransborg set Njilkaer held FC Nuholm to a 3-3 draw on the east coast of Semarland.

MD2

Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 3–1 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 0–0 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 3–0 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 2–2 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 5–1 Eikborg Club (SEM)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 1–1 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 0–1 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 1–0 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
Krsthaven (SEM) 2–1 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 5–2 Montreal Koreana (QUE)

Better from the two Semar giants. FC Jansberg win emphatically over Eikborg Club with goals from Kayode Afolayan, Rauno Bickermann, Squire Trevelyan, Kwame Nelson and Michael Muller resulting in a 5-1 win for Ezekiel Fibonacci’s men. Meanwhile Krsthaven win 2-1 over Molsbik Arkjet thanks to goals from Marcel Mbonne and Leron Warwick. Kangemark Sport and Blades ex Magnaeus both draw 1-1 after Pascal Mbanefo had two goals ruled out for offside for the home side. CSKA Quebec had a solid 1-0 win over FC Nuholm in the match that had Marco Valbuena injured while making a dramatic 91st-minute save. Out west, Trojana was able to use the powers of Connie Chase in a 3-1 win thanks to her hat trick over none other than St.John’s- this team’s had some trouble against Trojana the past few years and this was no different.

MD3

Montreal Koreana (QUE) 2–3 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 5–3 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 4–5 Krsthaven (SEM)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 1–3 FC Ninestar (MRT)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 4–1 FC Nuholm (SEM)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 4–2 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 4–1 FC Jansberg (SEM)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 1–3 Fligsive FC (MRT)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 2–5 Century Mertagne (MRT)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 4–3 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)

Contrasting performances by best and worst Quebecois teams by paper today : St.John’s Arsenal performed horribly against Oberyn’s Shield in a 4-3 win, while Zenit Attawapiskat had Zenician Jani score a double in their hammering of FC Jansberg 4-1. Although early into the season there are rumours that Ezekiel Fibonacci may be sacked after some poor results recently. However, he has the rest of this season and the next under contract and the Jansberg board might not be that willing to terminate it as they’ll have to pay him a large sum of money. In fairness he has made a couple of good investments this window - Brenecian winger Squire Trevelyan and FC York’s top scorer last season Kavon Rose both compliment a frighteningly strong attack.

MD4
Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 3–3 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 1–0 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 1–2 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 5–1 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 5–2 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 4–3 Eikborg Club (SEM)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 1–2 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
Krsthaven (SEM) 3–4 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 3–6 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 2–1 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)

A double from Jack Dockson plus goals from Serge Mavila, Per Enevoldsen, Dio Longa-Mbira and Deonte Fretwell see Fransborg set Njilkaer cruise to an emphatic 6-3 away victory over Kurtz Herritik. Manager Mads Christiansen is showing a lot of faith in 18 year olds attacking midfielder Enevoldsen and striker Longa-Mbira who were both exemplary for the club’s academy sides last season. Defensive midfielder Soren Karlstadt was also involved whilst fellow youngsters Nathan Baxter, Alafin Obumedon, Ekenedilichukwu Nwankwo and Leo Nabi-Tunde were on the bench.

MD5

Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 1–0 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 1–0 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 2–2 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 4–1 Krsthaven (SEM)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 3–0 FC Ninestar (MRT)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 1–0 FC Nuholm (SEM)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 2–6 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 2–6 FC Jansberg (SEM)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 4–1 Fligsive FC (MRT)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 4–1 Century Mertagne (MRT)

FC Jansberg demonstrated their attacking prowess with a 6-2 victory over Papilio Mertagne, with goals from Kwame Nelson (3), Michael Muller (2) and Squire Trevelyan, with Cosumarian winger Matt Branch assisting half of these. Fibonacci also handed debuts to Mikkel Saxmark and Eric Mabi Longelo who had impressed for the club’s academy sides this season. Kangemark Sport also won 6-2 away to Sporting Matrolvik thanks to goals from new signing Erik Moss twice plus Pascal Mbanefo, Adel Nzonzi, Ryan Houde and Petr Berube. In the meanwhile, St.John’s Arsenal had a convincing home victory over Fligsive FC thanks to 2 opportunistic goals by 32-year old Curtis Quinn and some key contributions by Joo Weon Park. Quinn, after being held to only one goal for first four games, seemed to finally get back in groove.

MD6

Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 1–0 Century Mertagne (MRT)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 3–0 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 2–2 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 3–3 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 0–0 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 1–2 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
Krsthaven (SEM) 4–2 Eikborg Club (SEM)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 2–3 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 4–1 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 4–2 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)

Things went from bad to worse for Molsbik Arkjet goalkeeper Pep Martinez today. The Quebecois shotstopper let in two easy goals against Fransborg set Njilkaer despite the 4-2 win, and suffered a fractured wrist that will keep him out for some time. On top of that there was controversy after he allegedly assaulted 19 year old Molsbik Arkjet fan Makari Kaneem after the game - if he is found guilty he’ll also suspended for a chunk of the season, too. In other news, Krsthaven beat Eikbrog Club 4-2 thanks to goals from Yohannes Melbourne, Simo Enriksen, Niko Kekkonen and Leron Warwick, whilst FC Jansberg and St John’s Arsenal draw 2-2.

MD7
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 2–0 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 0–2 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 2–1 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 4–3 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 1–1 Krsthaven (SEM)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 3–4 FC Ninestar (MRT)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 0–1 FC Nuholm (SEM)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 3–1 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 2–4 FC Jansberg (SEM)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 4–3 Fligsive FC (MRT)

Not a good week for Quebecois teams in general, as only Arsenal registered a win among 5 teams, largely thanks to a solid, 2-goal performance by Corinne Martel-Burns. The rest just performed appallingly: Trojana was shut out in a shameful loss to FsN, while CSKA Stadium had lots of debris thrown in loss to Molsbrik Arkjet. Montreal Koreana blew a 2 goal lead late in the game against Blades ex Magnaeus, while Zenit drew against Krsthaven.

MD8
Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 0–2 Fligsive FC (MRT)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 4–2 Century Mertagne (MRT)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 1–1 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 1–2 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 2–2 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
Krsthaven (SEM) 3–2 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 3–4 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 1–1 Eikborg Club (SEM)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 3–3 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 1–2 CSKA Quebec (QUE)

Montreal Koreana certainly didn’t seem to learn from their earlier loss though, as they once again blew a lead, but against lowly Eikborg Club this time, thanks to 23-year old Eun Joong Yi registering the first ejection of his career. Manager Nanook Qilapik, on the post-game press conference, stated his disappointment of the lack of contribution by certain players, possibly hinting at starting a new player or two for the next game against Zenit. With that being said, thing were looking up for others…..mostly. CSKA beat FsN in a close contest, Arsenal came away with an away with over Nuholm thanks to Rudy Valencia’s 73rd-minute volley, and Zenit also won a game against Kurtz. The same would not be said for Trojana Condommakers FC, as 95Xer Myrshyll Grandview got injured by a critical play in a 2-0 loss to Fligsive FC, and is expected to be out for 4 games. Considering her importance in the transitional game, this can end up going long way for what’s been almost-nonexistent Trojana offence (without considering Connie Chase).

MD9
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 2–0 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 2–3 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 0–1 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 3–6 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 1–3 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 5–2 Krsthaven (SEM)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 1–1 FC Ninestar (MRT)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 1–2 FC Nuholm (SEM)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 4–4 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 1–0 FC Jansberg (SEM)

Pretty solid day of football in general, as we had a decent mix of events this weekend. CSKA led the Condommakers to their 3rd straight win, as the Julien Maidana’s side struggled once again to score with the loss of Grandview, while St.John’s Arsenal was booed in a horrific performance against FC Ninestar in a 1-1 draw. On the positive note, we’ve had a lot better, more exciting, and of course goal-filled game as Montreal Koreana beat Zenit Attawapiskat 6-3 - AWAY. The decision to start Aymeric Fortin worked well as the son of Quebecois national team and Marinos Metropolis captain Zachary scored 2 goals in his professional debut to sink the Airmen very early in the game.

MD10

Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 0–2 FC Jansberg (SEM)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 1–1 Fligsive FC (MRT)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 6–3 Century Mertagne (MRT)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 0–3 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
Krsthaven (SEM) 2–1 St Johns Arsenal (QUE)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 4–4 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 3–1 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 3–4 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 3–1 Eikborg Club (SEM)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 0–2 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)

LigAnaia: North           	Pld	W   D   L	GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Blades ex Magnaeus 10 7 2 1 26 15 +11 23
2 FC Jansberg 10 6 1 3 31 18 +13 19
3 Molsbik Arkjet 10 6 1 3 26 19 +7 19
4 St John’s Arsenal 10 5 2 3 20 16 +4 17
5 Zenit Attawapiskat 10 5 2 3 23 26 −3 17
6 Montreal Koreana 10 5 1 4 23 18 +5 16
7 Fransborg set Njilkaer 10 5 1 4 25 21 +4 16
8 Century Mertagne 10 5 1 4 27 24 +3 16
9 CSKA Quebec 10 5 1 4 14 17 −3 16
10 Krsthaven 10 5 1 4 23 26 −3 16
11 Fligsive FC 10 4 2 4 18 16 +2 14
12 FC Nuholm 10 4 2 4 18 18 0 14
13 Eikborg Club 10 4 1 5 21 24 −3 13
14 Trojana Condommakers 10 4 1 5 11 15 −4 13
15 FC Oberyn's Shield 10 3 3 4 18 18 0 12
16 Kangemark Sport 10 2 5 3 24 22 +2 11
17 FC Ninestar 10 3 2 5 16 22 −6 11
18 Papillio Mertagne 10 2 4 4 21 26 −5 10
19 Kurtz Herritik 10 2 2 6 28 32 −4 8
20 Sporting Matrolvik 10 0 1 9 11 31 −20 1

MD11
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 2–0 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 2–1 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 2–2 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 0–0 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 1–0 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 3–3 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 1–2 Krsthaven (SEM)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 2–1 FC Ninestar (MRT)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 2–1 FC Nuholm (SEM)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 4–3 Kangemark Sport (SEM)

Disappointments filled many of us present in the living rooms and stands as an utter shame occured with no Quebecois team winning for the day. Okay, we knew Trojana would lose. Grandview’s still out, and Trojana had Connie Chase ejected very early for punching her opponent after a tackle. The same could not be applied for the others tho, as they performed appalingly to deserve a severe criticism from Grim Reapers’ manager Jayson Dhanda. CSKA losing to Eikborg in a snoozefest was bad enough, but Koreana losing to nobodies and Arsenal drawing against an opponent beatable 99.9% of the time was just sad.

MD12
Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 1–0 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 5–5 FC Jansberg (SEM)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 1–1 Fligsive FC (MRT)
Krsthaven (SEM) 2–0 Century Mertagne (MRT)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 0–0 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 4–4 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 3–4 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 6–1 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 3–1 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 1–1 Eikborg Club (SEM)

For one there were lots of high-goal games this week, as FC Nuholm drew FC Jansberg in a 5-5 goalfest and likewise with Koreana and Arsenal in a 4-4 orgy. Molsbik and Papillo had another exciting game that only came away with the away side pulling through in an injury time penalty, while Fransborg and CSKA made mincemeat out of Sporting and Zenit. Also, Trojana won a game for once thanks to a goal by Casey Bowman. Connie Chase got injured shortly after scoring a goal though, so that may bite them soon.

MD13
Eikborg Club (SEM) 1–2 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 1–1 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 1–0 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 0–2 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 5–1 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 0–3 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 5–3 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 1–0 Krsthaven (SEM)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 1–2 FC Ninestar (MRT)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 3–1 FC Nuholm (SEM)

Oh, Trojana won another game? That’s something positive for the Condommakers’ fans out there, as backup striker Patrizio Albani scored 2 goals to give the Condommakers a solid away win over Eikborg Club. Jean-Luc Duval’s faith in Killian proved to be a right decision as the oft-attacked goalkeeper held the fort in light of horrible defence (barring team captain Sheldon Serra) and recent controversies in front of the team. In the meanwhile Montreal Koreana came ahead with a solid 3-0 win over Oberyn’s Shield with a goal by Rolando and another by Fortin. Arsenal had a pair of goals from both CMB and Quinn in a 5-1 win, making both of them among top 10 goalscorers in the league right now, while CSKA fell short in a snoozefest loss to recently-promoted Sporting.

MD14
Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 0–0 FC Nuholm (SEM)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 4–1 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
Krsthaven (SEM) 1–2 FC Jansberg (SEM)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 2–0 Fligsive FC (MRT)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 3–2 Century Mertagne (MRT)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 2–0 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 3–2 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 1–0 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 1–1 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 0–1 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)

Last, St.John’s Arsenal lost in what’s arguably the most controversial of the game, as the opponent scored on a clear hand ball over McKinley in 91st minute of the game. This immediately fumed Eugene McNair, who then punched that very same player on throat, landing him an immediate ejection and possible consideration for further suspension. Not so bad for a guy who’s just starting to learn ways to get ejected. Meanwhile Montreal Koreana won once again against another nobody team with goals by Rolandinho, Keller and Christine Yi, while CSKA and Zenit had 9th and 3rd goals of the season by Thomas Graham and Sheldon Serra to pull through once more.

MD15
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 1–0 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 3–2 Eikborg Club (SEM)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 0–1 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 2–2 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 1–1 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 3–2 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 2–0 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 3–2 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 2–3 Krsthaven (SEM)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 5–2 FC Ninestar (MRT)

Things are definitely starting to look a little brighter for Sporting Matrolvik as they manage a 3-2 win over Eikborg Club with goals from Jesper Korsmo, Nicolas Herrera and Elvin Rodriguez despite two well taken finishes from Kareem Dagen and Eric Nti-Bonso for Eikborg. Krsthaven manage a narrow 3-2 win over Kangemark Sport at Sorensen House where Mikael Hansen and Riku Jensen put the hosts in front. The Polarian duo looked to have sealed it but goals in the final twenty minutes from Amos Nkuna-Ybangwa twice and Jerome John ensured the visitors would return to winning ways. Montreal Koreana, sidelined by Aaron Shin’s injury from a minor kitchen work earlier in the week, lost in away game to Fligsive with a shutout. Things looked a bit more interesting on other pitches, as St.John’s drew CSKA in an ejection-filled 2-2 draw while surprisingly-strong Zenit only required a goal by Han Seo “the socially challenged” Park to defeat the Condommakers on home.

MD16
Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 1–0 FC Ninestar (MRT)
Krsthaven (SEM) 2–3 FC Nuholm (SEM)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 1–1 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 2–2 FC Jansberg (SEM)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 2–5 Fligsive FC (MRT)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 2–2 Century Mertagne (MRT)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 1–3 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 2–2 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 2–1 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 0–1 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)

Plenty of not-so-boring draws this matchday, with Kurtz Herritik & Kangemark Sport, Montreal Koreana & FC Jansberg, Fransborg & Century Mertagne and Blades ex Magnaeus & St John’s Arsenal all seeing their games ending in a stalemate. FC Nuholm manage a 3-2 win over Krsthaven, whose manager Patrik Karlstrom is coming under heavy criticism for some hardly convincing results recently. Two goals from Malakhai Songa-Mbiru and a neat finish from Florent Marcssen secure the three points for the visitors, whose manager Kadell Stevens is set to be rewarded with a big, new, five year contract for his brilliant efforts over the past couple of seasons. Lastly, CSKA showed why they, without Xavier Hertel and Roberto Di Maria this season, were no longer dominant in a loss to this nobody team named….oh yeah, you know it. Oberyn’s Shield. Miles of garbage piled around the stadium as the final whistle rang, sigh.

MD17
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 1–2 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 3–4 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 1–1 Eikborg Club (SEM)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 1–2 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 4–5 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 2–1 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 5–0 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 2–1 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 2–0 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 2–3 Krsthaven (SEM)

An emphatic 5-0 victory for Ezekiel Fibonacci’s FC Jansberg side over a lacklustre looking Molsbik Arkjet side, who were without their recent hero Kasengu Kidiaba, a 20 year old Semar-Guayabelense goalkeeper who has filled in excellently for the suspended/injured Pep Martinez. Luke Bowick is a reliable deputy, with the Euran often deserving more first team football than he gets, but he could do absolutely nothing to stop the barrage of goals that consisted of a Kwame Nelson hat trick plus strikes from Kayode Afolayan and Kavon Rose. Arkjet were also missing the likes of Devante Mabaywu and Okera Nlundulu, plus Renato Corrientes was only just returning from a slight (but nothing too serious) knock sustained in training earlier in the week.

MD18
Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 1–1 Krsthaven (SEM)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 2–2 FC Ninestar (MRT)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 2–1 FC Nuholm (SEM)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 2–1 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 1–3 FC Jansberg (SEM)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 4–2 Fligsive FC (MRT)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 4–0 Century Mertagne (MRT)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 4–1 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 2–3 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 0–0 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)

FC Jansberg hand a first start of the season to Armani Cortos, with the attacking midfielder celebrating that with a neat finish from inside the penalty area just under ten minutes in. He has plenty of competition for the attacking midfielder role, with Kayode Afolayan, Natan Porras and Kassius Liverne all challenging him for the spot - the latter two his main competitors in the U21s. With Afolayan being utilised in a deeper midfield role occasionally, next season could open up a spot for Cortos depending on the formation. Meanwhile it was a fairly pleasant weekend for Quebecois teams in general, as they entered the middle of December with some positive wins to keep pressure off their student supporters or student-athletes (most notable being Fortin and Martel-Burns who have a couple more years from graduation)

MD19
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 4–1 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 3–0 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 3–4 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 6–1 Eikborg Club (SEM)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 0–0 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 3–0 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 2–2 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 2–2 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 2–4 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
Krsthaven (SEM) 1–1 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)

LigAnaia: North           	Pld	W   D   L	GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Blades ex Magnaeus 19 11 7 1 40 21 +19 40
2 FC Jansberg 19 12 3 4 59 34 +25 39
3 St John’s Arsenal 19 8 7 4 45 34 +11 31
4 Fligsive FC 19 9 4 6 33 27 +6 31
5 Zenit Attawapiskat 19 9 4 6 39 42 −3 31
6 Montreal Koreana 19 9 3 7 42 34 +8 30
7 Krsthaven 19 9 3 7 38 39 −1 30
8 Fransborg set Njilkaer 19 8 5 6 45 36 +9 29
9 Century Mertagne 19 9 2 8 51 47 +4 29
10 CSKA Quebec 19 9 2 8 31 35 −4 29
11 Molsbik Arkjet 19 8 3 8 40 44 −4 27
12 Trojana Condommakers 19 8 3 8 19 25 −6 27
13 FC Nuholm 19 7 5 7 38 36 +2 26
14 Eikborg Club 19 7 3 9 35 41 −6 24
15 Papillio Mertagne 19 5 5 9 34 40 −6 20
16 Kangemark Sport 19 4 7 8 39 41 −2 19
17 FC Ninestar 19 5 4 10 32 42 −10 19
18 FC Oberyn's Shield 19 4 5 10 28 37 −9 17
19 Kurtz Herritik 19 3 7 9 42 49 −7 16
20 Sporting Matrolvik 19 3 4 12 19 45 −26 13


Halfway into the season now, and Blades ex Magneaus lead the table one point ahead of FC Jansberg who are eight points ahead of the trio of St John’s Arsenal, Fligsive FC and Zenit Attawpiskat. Fransborg set Njilkaer are performing above expectations, with the newly promoted side in eighth place ahead of Molsbik Arkjet, FC Nuholm, Eikborg Club and Kangemark Sport who are all languishing in the bottom half of the table.

Right now it’s really hard to predict who will be going to the following year’s UICA competitions, given its massive parity shown by only a 5 point gap between the 3rd place St.John’s Arsenal and 13th-place FC Nuholm. Some interesting results for Quebecois teams either way - The loss of some key loanees across the board for Arsenal and CSKA seemed to have affected both teams early and they had to make some adjustments. At least both Thomas Graham and Corinne Martel-Burns were scoring all over the board with 12 and 19 goals at this point, providing some assurance to the fans that they at least won’t be running out of fun.

Things looked a bit more contrasting for other teams, however. Koreana’s yet to find that dominant on-turf striker since Gloire-Honore Mvouba III left for Rene Skae Colonels in Farfadillis, though Keller the Nepharim and Aymeric Fortin looked like they’re having a great season. Meanwhile, traditional youth-developing, chronically underachieving Zenit Attawapiskat for once seemed to have proven wrong as they were placed in 5th place. So far so good for the Northwest side as they got good balance between offence and defence to propel them right through right now.

MD20
Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 0–0 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
Krsthaven (SEM) 4–3 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 0–1 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 2–3 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 1–1 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 1–1 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 2–0 Eikborg Club (SEM)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 5–1 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 2–1 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 3–3 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)

Shit couldn’t have gotten any worse for Zenit Attawapiskat last week, as they had to deal with two significant losses on their roster before losing to Century Mertagne 5-1. Sheldon Serra, while in a downtown Attawapiskat nightclub, was shot after getting accidentally stuck in middle of a full-scare fight between celebrities Pato and Christiano Marrón. Shot 3 times in the back he was hospitalised to nearby hospital and had to go through 2 rounds of surgeries that night. He’s fine, but was ruled out of the season and will most likely be back in time for the World Cup 75. To make things worse, the vice-captain Ljubo Jani got severely injured while working out in his own gym, and had to be taken out of the season. What will happen to Zenit remains to be seen, given the youth this squad possesses, but it won’t be pretty the rest of the way for sure.

On the other side of the matters, Blue Point Stadium once again received a round of boos as the Arsenal disappointingly tied to another bunch of nobodies in Papillo Mertagne. It started to feel like Arsenal might not be able to defend their title after all, with Hazel van Robben back in the Devil’s Army of CD FAS to cause a huge hole in their offence. Also, Trojana and CSKA drew against Kurtz and Kangemark, while Koreana disappointed themselves against their fans all across the multiverse by causing an epic fail of many proportions in turning 3-0 lead into a 3-4 loss, while also getting both Felix-Andres Cuzmar and Hyun ejected.

MD21
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 2–0 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 2–1 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 3–4 Century Mertagne (MRT)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 1–4 Fligsive FC (MRT)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 2–0 FC Jansberg (SEM)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 6–3 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 1–2 FC Nuholm (SEM)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 2–1 FC Ninestar (MRT)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 4–3 Krsthaven (SEM)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 2–2 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)

Eikborg Club earned a solid victory over FC Jansberg, with goals from Andre Smith-Brown and Eric Nti-Bonso securing the three points, whilst Molsbik Arkjet and Krsthaven were both involved in a seven goal thriller that swayed both sides - Renato Corrientes, Devante Mabaywu, Massimo Zicaro and Abdiou on target for the home side whilst Marcel Mbonne, Amos Nkuna-Ybangwa and Jerome Monroe replied for the visitors. Zenit Attawapiskat was unable to break its slide with a crushing 1-4 loss on home to Fligsive FC, who had taken advantage of severely-weakened defence with Serra out for the season. Meanwhile, fans of Montreal Koreana started demanding the head of Qilapik after another shameful draw against a bunch of nobodies- this time Kurtz Herritik, and Corinne Martel-Burns scored her 21st to keep her well within consideration for golden boot on Arsenal’s 2-0 smashing of Trojana Condommakers FC.

MD22
Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 0–0 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 3–1 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
Krsthaven (SEM) 3–2 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 1–2 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 1–4 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 1–3 Eikborg Club (SEM)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 3–4 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 3–2 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 0–0 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 3–4 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)

Pretty good weekend for Quebecois teams in terms of results, but also few losses as well. Just as things looked up with Grandview returning today, things just crashed for Condommakers again as it was Connie Chase who got injured halfway through the second half. While the medical staff at Trojana’s checking up on her (they’ve yet to give their diagnosis on the situation, but their grim faces didn’t seem to say anything good about it). St.John’s Arsenal and CSKA came away with a win over some bunch of nobodies, while Zenit Attawapiskat had a solid game from Inaki Pereira to shock FC Jansberg on their home.

MD23
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 0–0 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 2–0 Century Mertagne (MRT)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 2–0 Fligsive FC (MRT)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 0–2 FC Jansberg (SEM)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 0–1 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 0–0 FC Nuholm (SEM)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 3–0 FC Ninestar (MRT)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 1–2 Krsthaven (SEM)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 1–2 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 1–2 Montreal Koreana (QUE)

Things looked a bit of grey this weekend, as the Quebecois teams went through some mixed results across the board. St.John’s Arsenal, using 21 year old Dick Johnson for only the fourth this season, bet well as they won with the left-footer’s 2 goals to win in a solid fashion. The similar went for Montreal Koreana, meanwhile, as Aymeric Fortin and Rolando landed their 11th and 15th goal of the season to win against Molsbrik in 2-1 score. Trojana drawing a nobody squad was not particularly surprising this week, as Connie Chase was ruled out of circulation for at least 3 more games, and Zenit Attawapiskat’s hot feet got shut down quickly as they felt their many voids in a BORING SHUTOUT against Kangemark Sport.

MD24
Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 0–1 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 2–2 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 0–1 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
Krsthaven (SEM) 6–4 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 4–3 Eikborg Club (SEM)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 3–1 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 2–2 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 1–1 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 5–3 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 1–1 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)

Like every single year, a big snowstorm struck most of Quebec, effectively crippling transportation for those heading in or out of this northwest nation. In spite of this, however, the games went ahead as expected, and produced some interesting results. Trojana, in middle of blizzard, lost to a 2nd minute goal by an air ball kicked by Molsbrik’s goalkeeper. Montreal Koreana fans once again attempted to torch Qilapik alive as they watched the team having another shameful draw to FsN in home. Coming to The Samseongoloondongjang was already a pain in the ass, and to see them doing this bad only made things worse for the team. St.John’s Arsenal lost in a tough match to Fligsive FC after a rare 10-hour delay for the flight, but at least Rudy Valencia did well with one goal, 2 assist performance today. Also, Zenit can’t seem to get any luck at all, as they lost their starting goalkeeper, Killian, to a freak 35th minute injury in a 1-3 loss. *sigh*

MD25
Century Mertagne (MRT) 2–0 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 1–4 Fligsive FC (MRT)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 2–2 FC Jansberg (SEM)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 3–1 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 2–0 FC Nuholm (SEM)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 1–1 FC Ninestar (MRT)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 1–0 Krsthaven (SEM)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 3–0 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 2–2 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 2–0 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)

This week had mostly forgettable matches and no wins for the Quebecois teams. Trojana got shut out 2-0 in another forgettable match, Arsenal drew against FC Jansberg in a match where Corinne Martel-Burns got ejected for biting Kwame Nelson just 47th minute following her 26th goal. LigAnaia Nord, after much consideration, decided to suspend the 17-year old for 5 games, so it may require superhuman effort for her to win golden boot this time around. Zenit Attawapiskat didn’t lose this time, but performed appalingly against FC Ninestar and nobody was happy about it. CSKA Quebec, in the meanwhile, had their last match against Koreana before the reinstatement of Le Classique on a 2-2 draw that had 4 players receive bookings and Celina Clark-Doyle ejected.

MD26
Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 3–2 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 4–3 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 3–2 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 1–0 Eikborg Club (SEM)
Krsthaven (SEM) 2–1 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 3–0 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 5–5 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 2–5 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 3–0 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 3–2 Century Mertagne (MRT)

Connie Chase came back surprisingly early from her injury to lead her team on a high-scoring (by her team’s standards, that is) game with a hat trick to add on top of this team. A great home win indeed for the Northern Ontarian side indeed. The same could not be said on Marco Valbuena’s return from a flu, however, as the Semarland international performed horribly in once-in-a-season blunder on a 3-4 loss to Molsbrik. Zenit Attawapiskat lost in an unceremonious fashion to Krsthaven, while St.John’s and Montreal had significant wins over Kangemark and Blades ex Magnaeus thanks to a hat trick by Corinne Martel-Burns (whose appeal to The Bite of this Season allowed her to play for one more match before the suspension) and 2-goal stud by Felix Keller.

MD27
Fligsive FC (MRT) 2–0 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 1–5 FC Jansberg (SEM)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 2–2 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 2–0 FC Nuholm (SEM)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 1–0 FC Ninestar (MRT)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 2–3 Krsthaven (SEM)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 1–1 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 1–1 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 5–1 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 6–3 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)

A mixed weekend for Quebecois teams in general, but mostly in positive directions. The weekend started off poorly when Trojana Condommakers got their offence stifled and defence challenged in a 2-0 loss to a very tough opponent in Fligsive FC. But it got better….for some. While Marco Valbuena didn’t really come back into his full condition, CSKA offence kept him more than controlled as 19-year old Lazare Ward scored TWICE in a rare appearance for the rookie to propell the capitol side past FsN. Montreal Koreana had a boring draw against Eikborg Club, but St.John’s at least had enough powers from Curtis Quinn and Dick Johnson to win clean and nice in a 2-0 win over FC Nuholm. A much-depleted Zenit meanwhile drew to another nobody squad in Kurtz, something that surprised nobody given how many of their stars were missing.

MD28
Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 1–0 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 0–1 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 0–0 Eikborg Club (SEM)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 3–1 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 3–0 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
Krsthaven (SEM) 4–2 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 3–2 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 2–2 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 1–0 Century Mertagne (MRT)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 2–4 Fligsive FC (MRT)

In a much-anticipated duel of top-class goalkeepers, Trojana Condommakers FC pulled through with an own goal by Sung, giving an anticlimatic ending to what was otherwise a phenomenal display of goalkeeping between the top players. Montreal Koreana meanwhile showed the best of their possession-based football in a 3-1 victory over free-falling Zenit, while St.John’s fans nearly burned down few squares of the maritime city after a shameful loss to FC Ninestar.

MD29
FC Jansberg (SEM) 0–1 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 1–4 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 0–1 FC Nuholm (SEM)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 3–2 FC Ninestar (MRT)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 1–1 Krsthaven (SEM)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 0–1 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 1–4 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 1–0 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 2–0 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 2–1 CSKA Quebec (QUE)

Some surprising results, few disappointments. Trojana Condommakers, riding off its tight defence and goalkeeper Lise Hansson, landed a massive upset over FC Jansberg as the giant-kill of this weekend. CSKA Quebec was unable to beat the Blades, but that’s fine. Since beginning of the season Blades have been on top of the game and looked very likely to take the title this time around. In another note, St.John’s performed mediocrely against Krsthaven in a boring 1-1 draw, while Koreana thrashed Sporting away and Zenit held well to take 3 points from Molsbrik.


MD30
Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 0–1 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 4–2 Eikborg Club (SEM)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 0–0 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 1–4 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 0–0 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 3–2 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)
Krsthaven (SEM) 1–2 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 1–2 Century Mertagne (MRT)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 2–1 Fligsive FC (MRT)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 5–1 FC Jansberg (SEM)

Shortly before this week’s game, CSKA ruled Thomas Graham out of play for 2-3 matches due to a minor ankle injury. What did this mean was that it was time for much-touted Arielle Celephindis to debut for the capital city squad. The 17-year old, noted by many as a half-elf and being able to speak both Quenya and Sindarin in perfection, debuted with fanfare as she led the capitol squad to a 4-2 victory with one goal, 5 shots and 2 assists. While she’ll be kept out of playing a lot for rest of the season, it will be very promising for them down the road. Unfortunately, good result of the Red Army did not continue for others as they were shut out of win column. St. John’s Arsenal made a fool of themselves by losing in shameful fashion to Kurtz while away, Zenit drew on a horribly boring defensive fest to FsN and Qilapik’s head might be out of his body sooner than later with Koreana drawing to another nobody team.

LigAnaia: North           	Pld	W   D   L	GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Blades ex Magnaeus 30 19 8 3 72 37 +35 65
2 Fligsive FC 30 17 4 9 62 46 +16 55
3 Krsthaven 30 16 4 10 67 62 +5 52
4 FC Jansberg 30 15 6 9 79 55 +24 51
5 St John’s Arsenal 30 13 10 7 73 56 +17 49
6 Montreal Koreana 30 13 9 8 64 50 +14 48
7 Century Mertagne 30 13 4 13 68 65 +3 43
8 CSKA Quebec 30 13 4 13 53 55 −2 43
9 FC Nuholm 30 11 8 11 56 57 −1 41
10 Fransborg set Njilkaer 30 11 7 12 62 58 +4 40
11 Molsbik Arkjet 30 12 4 14 54 67 −13 40
12 Zenit Attawapiskat 30 11 7 12 51 65 −14 40
13 Eikborg Club 30 11 6 13 49 54 −5 39
14 Trojana Condommakers 30 11 6 13 24 35 −11 39
15 Kurtz Herritik 30 9 10 11 58 60 −2 37
16 Papillio Mertagne 30 9 10 11 53 56 −3 37
17 Kangemark Sport 30 8 10 12 62 65 −3 34
18 FC Oberyn's Shield 30 7 9 14 45 59 −14 30
19 FC Ninestar 30 8 5 17 48 62 −14 29
20 Sporting Matrolvik 30 5 5 20 36 72 −36 20


MD31
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 0–0 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 3–0 FC Nuholm (SEM)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 2–1 FC Ninestar (MRT)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 2–1 Krsthaven (SEM)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 2–6 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 1–1 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 2–2 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 2–0 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 1–2 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 2–3 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)

Highly-anticipated Koreana-Arsenal dual only ended up with a 1-1 draw, as the Arsenal felt significant void in offence with Corinne Martel-Burns on her final game of suspension before coming back. CSKA Quebec pulled ahead of Zenit with a goal by Hansol Yang in 71st minute. Seung Myeon Courtois did splendidly as he covered the defence with maximum efficiency in FC Jansberg’s victory over Nuholm as well.

MD32

Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 0–2 Eikborg Club (SEM)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 4–2 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 0–0 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 3–0 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 3–2 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 3–1 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 1–2 Century Mertagne (MRT)
Krsthaven (SEM) 0–0 Fligsive FC (MRT)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 2–2 FC Jansberg (SEM)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 3–3 Kangemark Sport (SEM)

Just as St.John’s got CMB back, she got ejected in 89th minute for throwing a very powerful haymaker following a Molsbrik “hand of god” god. Such is life, as she probably will serve 2 matches of suspension. At least she scored 2 though. At least Koreana won with a goal from each of Rolando and Rolandinho, the Sunrisian duo who seemed to be gearing up and up ahead of the world cup.

MD33
FC Nuholm (SEM) 1–0 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 3–2 FC Ninestar (MRT)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 5–2 Krsthaven (SEM)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 1–1 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 1–3 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 1–2 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 3–1 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 0–0 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 1–2 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 2–1 Eikborg Club (SEM)

Day by day it’s getting clearer that Blades win the title, and it was no different with their victory over Sporting. The same could be said towards Trojana’s struggles with oft-injured Connie Chase, whose runs with Falatuluan national team may be affecting her conditioning at the moment. Such a shame neither team’s doing well right now, but hey, Such is life. Also CSKA should feel ashamed for tying against Papillo on a boring match.

MD34
Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 2–1 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 3–2 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 1–0 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 1–0 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 4–3 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 1–1 Century Mertagne (MRT)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 0–0 Fligsive FC (MRT)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 3–2 FC Jansberg (SEM)
Krsthaven (SEM) 0–1 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 1–1 FC Nuholm (SEM)

Zenit’s free-falling continued, as they allowed 2 bangers against yes, none other than Connie Chase. Them losing both Killian, Serra and Jani was getting them out of hand, and that’s all one could say. St.John’s chance for anywhere higher than 4th place probably took a huge hit with a pepperspray loss by CSKA, who decided to take Arsenal with them to the chapters of disappointment. Montreal tying Fligsive in a boring game was bonus as well to what was mostly meh weekend for Quebecois teams.

MD35

FC Ninestar (MRT) 0–1 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 1–3 Krsthaven (SEM)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 3–1 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 4–4 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 3–1 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 0–0 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 1–1 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 2–0 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 2–2 Eikborg Club (SEM)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 5–4 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)

Trojana pulled through with 2 consecutive wins for the first time in a while. Both van der Saar and Courtois didn’t have a good time in 4-4 draw that saw probably way too many goals even for both teams’ liking, while Zenit lost once again in a game that showed why Sandro Pelle shouldn’t be anywhere close to starting job in LigAnaia, let alone next Q-League season. Fuck. How did they even lose that? Jesus christ Zenit’s freefalling, though that’s not really their fault. Who knew goddamn either of Pato and Christiano Marron would shoot Sheldon Serra?

LigAnaia: Nord            	  Pld	  W   D   L	   GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Blades ex Magnaeus 35 23 8 4 82 44 +38 77
2 Fligsive FC 35 19 7 9 68 49 +19 64
3 FC Jansberg 35 17 8 10 95 66 +29 59
4 Montreal Koreana 35 15 12 8 75 57 +18 57
5 St John’s Arsenal 35 15 11 9 81 62 +19 56
6 Krsthaven 35 17 5 13 73 71 +2 56
7 CSKA Quebec 35 15 7 13 57 57 0 52
8 Century Mertagne 35 15 6 14 74 71 +3 51
9 Molsbik Arkjet 35 14 6 15 63 76 −13 48
10 Fransborg set Njilkaer 35 13 8 14 70 66 +4 47
11 Eikborg Club 35 13 7 15 59 63 −4 46
12 FC Nuholm 35 12 10 13 62 67 −5 46
13 Trojana Condommakers 35 13 7 15 27 39 −12 46
14 Kangemark Sport 35 11 12 12 72 71 +1 45
15 Kurtz Herritik 35 11 11 13 70 70 0 44
16 Zenit Attawapiskat 35 12 7 16 61 79 −18 43
17 Papillio Mertagne 35 9 13 13 57 64 −7 40
18 FC Ninestar 35 8 7 20 54 71 −17 31
19 FC Oberyn's Shield 35 7 10 18 53 75 −22 31
20 Sporting Matrolvik 35 7 6 22 46 81 −35 27


MD36

Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 0–0 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 2–3 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 6–3 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 5–1 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 3–1 Century Mertagne (MRT)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 2–5 Fligsive FC (MRT)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 2–1 FC Jansberg (SEM)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 2–3 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 4–4 FC Nuholm (SEM)
Krsthaven (SEM) 4–3 FC Ninestar (MRT)

Great, Connie Chase got injured right after coming back from the last qualification game for Falatulu, who got eliminated very early after allowing way too many goals. That probably made the last game, a 1-0 win over FC Ninestar the last full game she played for this season. St.John’s lost in a shameful 6-3 loss to Eikborg but we all saw that coming, as Arsenal decided to send its youth team for the weekend because of fuckton reasons nobody but Hlasek had a clue about. Also Koreana lost in a riot that led to some fans firing shots at Kangemark players, causing the winning side to be bombarded by fans while stuck in bus. It wasn’t pretty, as they were shelled for 4 hours before police had to disperse them.

MD37
Krsthaven (SEM) 1–0 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 0–1 Kurtz Herritik (MRT)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 3–0 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 4–2 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 4–2 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 0–0 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 3–2 Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 4–2 Eikborg Club (SEM)
St John’s Arsenal (QUE) 2–0 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 5–1 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM)

And there’s the last straw. Qilapik got sacked by Koreana following a 3-0 loss to Nuholm in which the team just performed terribly. This came in contrast of St.John’s, who once again had a 2-goal game by Corinne Martel-Burns to shut out and win over almost-dead Zenit squad. Lastly, a loss to Century won’t affect Blades much, as they clinched the title long long time ago.

LigAnaia: Nord            	Pld	W   D   L	GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Blades ex Magnaeus 37 24 8 5 89 48 +41 80
2 Fligsive FC 37 20 8 9 73 51 +22 68
3 FC Jansberg 37 18 8 11 100 70 +30 62
4 Krsthaven 37 19 5 13 78 74 +4 62
5 St John’s Arsenal 37 16 11 10 86 68 +18 59
6 Montreal Koreana 37 15 12 10 77 63 +14 57
7 CSKA Quebec 37 16 8 13 60 58 +2 56
8 Century Mertagne 37 16 6 15 78 76 +2 54
9 Kangemark Sport 37 13 12 12 79 75 +4 51
10 Molsbik Arkjet 37 15 6 16 67 81 −14 51
11 FC Nuholm 37 13 11 13 69 71 −2 50
12 Eikborg Club 37 14 7 16 67 70 −3 49
13 Kurtz Herritik 37 12 12 13 75 74 +1 48
14 Fransborg set Njilkaer 37 13 8 16 74 75 −1 47
15 Trojana Condommakers 37 13 8 16 27 40 −13 47
16 Papillio Mertagne 37 11 13 13 65 67 −2 46
17 Zenit Attawapiskat 37 12 7 18 63 84 −21 43
18 FC Oberyn's Shield 37 8 10 19 58 82 −24 34
19 FC Ninestar 37 8 7 22 57 76 −19 31
20 Sporting Matrolvik 37 7 7 23 47 86 −39 28


MD38
Trojana Condommakers (QUE) 0–0 Papillio Mertagne (MRT)
Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) 0–3 St John’s Arsenal (QUE)
Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE) 0–4 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT)
Eikborg Club (SEM) 1–1 Century Mertagne (MRT)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 1–1 Fligsive FC (MRT)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 2–1 FC Jansberg (SEM)
Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM) 4–4 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) 4–5 FC Nuholm (SEM)
Montreal Koreana (QUE) 6–2 FC Ninestar (MRT)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 2–0 Krsthaven (SEM)


It was a catastrophic season for Quebecois teams, as bias in refereeing (mostly in favour of Semar / Mertagnese teams), bizarre incidents leading to depletion of certain squads, and transition mode for Koreana, CSKA and Arsenal led to a season that most would aim to forget. If there was one thing to console, at least Arsenal made it deep in UICA, with a Globe Cup semifinals appearance while all the other COCANEFA teams got knocked out fairly early in the proper stage (including a massacre of 4 Semar teams in Globe Cup playoff round).

On the positive note, however, we’re able to witness the continuing development of promising stars on many teams. 30 goals in 31 games for Corinne Martel-Burns, magnificent coordination of attack and midfields by Joo Weon Park, and of course….The Arielle. Aymeric Fortin, meanwhile, continued to make his case as a possible successor to the Gignac and Rozenthal as the superstar striker. 14 goals in 21 games played, the 16-year old looked better and better as the season progressed (shown by 2-goal performance over FC Ninestar to finish the season).

Fortunately Q-League will resume starting next season. Thank you all for great time in LigAnaia and viva COCANEFA.

LigAnaia: North              Pld  W   D   L  GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Blades ex Magnaeus 38 24 9 5 90 49 +41 81 CC
2 Fligsive FC 38 20 9 9 74 52 +22 69 CC
3 FC Jansberg 38 18 8 12 101 72 +29 62 CC
4 St John’s Arsenal 38 17 11 10 89 68 +21 62 CC
5 Krsthaven 38 19 5 14 78 76 +2 62 CC

6 Montreal Koreana 38 16 12 10 83 65 +18 60 GC
7 CSKA Quebec 38 17 8 13 62 59 +3 59 GC

8 Century Mertagne 38 16 7 15 79 77 +2 55 CC
9 FC Nuholm 38 14 11 13 74 75 −1 53 GC
10 Kangemark Sport 38 13 13 12 83 79 +4 52 GC

11 Kurtz Herritik 38 13 12 13 77 74 +3 51 GC
12 Molsbik Arkjet 38 15 6 17 71 86 −15 51
13 Eikborg Club 38 14 8 16 68 71 −3 50
14 Fransborg set Njilkaer 38 13 9 16 78 79 −1 48
15 Trojana Condommakers 38 13 9 16 27 40 −13 48
16 Papillio Mertagne 38 11 14 13 65 67 −2 47 GC
17 Zenit Attawapiskat 38 12 7 19 63 88 −25 43
18 FC Oberyn's Shield 38 9 10 19 62 82 −20 37
19 FC Ninestar 38 8 7 23 59 82 −23 31
20 Sporting Matrolvik 38 7 7 24 47 89 −42 28
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MD1
Utica United (OSR) 5–2 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 2–1 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 1–2 Firewood City (OSR)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 1–2 Monarchs (SCV)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 0–0 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 5–3 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 2–1 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 4–4 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Shanak FC (OSR) 0–1 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 0–0 Real Jraxville (OSR)

The final LigAnaia East kicks off with champions AC Izotz Zubia’s visit to cross-mountain rivalss KT Itzalovalle, in what is probably the worst advertisement for Anaia football one could imagine. A Zozi side without one or two regular players comes up very short against Itzi, who seem content to grind out a zero-all draw. Jraxville -- second last season, and the improbable reigning Osarian national champions -- do the same, but Audioslavian heavyweights 1830 Cathair find it within themselves to entertain as they trump Yellow Stars by five goals to three, with striker Romelio Ceballos the man of the match. The Pasargan has come a long way since being a buy of questionable logic four seasons ago, and has gone from being the club’s fourth-choice up front to being a key striker for Cathair.

MD2
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 0–1 Real Jraxville (OSR)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 4–4 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 0–1 Shanak FC (OSR)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 3–2 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 3–3 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 0–1 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Monarchs (SCV) 3–1 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Firewood City (OSR) 3–1 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 1–2 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
Utica United (OSR) 3–1 Comunas Cougars (LGL)

Three-time champions Hastmead Diamante have picked up a habit of having terrible starts to LigAnaia campaigns, and the current team seems no different as they come out of the opening two games having scored six goals, but conceding eight, as they end matchday two on a solitary point. Monarchs pick up all three points against Itzi, while Shanak overcome Hollybrent in the battle of Osarius’s two relegation favourites, but match of the weekend comes on Sunday as AC Izotz Zubia take on 1830 Cathair in the Derby of Audioslavia.

Zozi, the champions, go in as slight favourites, but despite the efforts of Hawk and co it’s another Vanoran, Espy va Drake, who makes the headlines with a deft turn-and-shot on sixty minutes that beats Terrazas.

MD3
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 3–2 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 1–0 Utica United (OSR)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 1–0 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 1–0 Firewood City (OSR)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 3–5 Monarchs (SCV)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 3–1 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 2–1 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Shanak FC (OSR) 2–1 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 4–2 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 1–2 International of Tyrellia (LGL)

Things go from bad to worse for Zozi as they are undone 5-3 on their own patch by a Monarchs side eager to prove that their season 12 championship was no fluke. Zozi overcome a game Firewood for their first win of the season, while Shanak continue to prove the doubters wrong with victory over Grasshoppers. The new Anglatian ownership has done a great job so far, and fans of the Dynapolitan club are tentatively expressing serious optimism, some going as far as to suggest this team could earn a spot in top flight UICA competition. Nobody else is buying it, though it’s not as if this league is without surprises.

The Diamonds finally win, beating Yellow Stars by two goals to one, and their season is officially underway. However, it wouldn’t be an understatement to suggest fans of the Carbonia-based club are not entirely sold on Ken Rickwright as manager. Rumours abound that former Hastmead fullback and Jeckland manager Habib Kouli could be lined up to replace the Apoxian, who shrugs off any talk as “pure fiction”.

MD4
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 1–0 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 2–0 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 1–3 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 2–1 Shanak FC (OSR)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 2–2 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
Monarchs (SCV) 3–1 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Firewood City (OSR) 3–2 1830 Cathair (AUD)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 0–0 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Utica United (OSR) 3–1 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 1–0 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)

Hastmead vs Zozi is the hype match of matchday four. The off-form champions twice lead, but the Diamonds twice peg them back to ensure the spoils are shared.

In Firewood, City defeat Cathair by three goals to two. Monarchs’ 3-1 win over Trothwands Evolution ensures that there is only one real form team at the minute, and that is the Schiavone upstarts from the tiny island.

MD5
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 2–5 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 0–1 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 0–0 Utica United (OSR)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 2–0 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 3–2 Firewood City (OSR)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 3–1 Monarchs (SCV)
Shanak FC (OSR) 2–2 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 1–0 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 4–1 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 2–1 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)

Unbeaten Monarchs travel to Hastmead on matchday five, only to have said record dismantled by a rampant home side who win out three to one. It’s only been two weeks since those rumours about Kouli started, but they’ve gone very quiet now. Cathair return to winning ways with victory over Moreazerua, but Zozi continue to struggle, failing to take more than a point from Shanak, whose players and fans alike are growing in confidence. The defending champions are without a win in five games, and fans are beginning to get restless.

MD6
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 1–0 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 1–1 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 2–0 Real Jraxville (OSR)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 1–1 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Monarchs (SCV) 1–1 Shanak FC (OSR)
Firewood City (OSR) 4–1 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 3–3 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Utica United (OSR) 0–2 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 1–3 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 0–1 Iton Valley FC (OSR)

Another game, another draw, as Zozi make it six without victory on a day where Cathair defeat Utica, but Hastmead Diamante are utterly outplayed by cross-county rivals Firewood City. Here come the rumours again…

Shanak continue to surprise, holding Monarchs to a draw, where almost everyone expected the Schiavone club to bounce back from their convincing defeat last week. Shanak’s Callistean left winger Serena Olympia scores in her fourth consecutive game, sparking new crowd chants, and significant interest in the teenager across the league.

MD7
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 0–0 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 0–1 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 5–1 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 2–3 Utica United (OSR)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 6–2 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
Shanak FC (OSR) 2–0 Firewood City (OSR)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 0–4 Monarchs (SCV)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 2–2 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 5–3 Yellow Stars (SCV)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 1–1 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)

Real Jraxville’s last-ditch fightback ensures Zozi go seven games without victory. Hastmead, scunnered last week, are rampant in victory over KT Moreazerua by six goals to two, a result that Cathair almost better in a second-half demolition of Comunas Cougars. Monarchs have, since losing their only game of the season, licked their wounds and come back stronger. They look imperious as they visit Cazadores Cathair and win out by four goals to nothing.

MD8
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 1–0 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 3–3 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 0–1 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Monarchs (SCV) 3–2 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Firewood City (OSR) 2–2 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 1–2 Shanak FC (OSR)
Utica United (OSR) 5–5 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 4–4 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 1–1 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 1–0 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)

Defeat at home to inter piles the pressure on Frantzko Intxausti, Zozi’s manager, who is simply not getting the best from his players. The fact that Cathair, Hastmead and cross-mountain rivals Itzi all fail to win is scant consolation for a side who boast arguably the most dangerous squad in the division. Fans, understandably, are beginning to wildly lose their patience.

Speaking of Hastmead’s failure to win, Utica boss Vittore Zavaglia appears to have aged a decade at the end of a thrilling ten goal spectacle in Tubriss. After leading twice, the home side grabbed a fortunate equaliser deep into stoppage time, prompting Zavaglia to remark “I might have quit if we’d lost that one.” His opposite number made no such jokes. In fact, Ken Rickwright’s lips pursed into a straight line so thin it almost disappeared. Safe bet that he was not pleased.

MD9
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 0–0 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 3–0 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 3–3 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 1–0 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
Shanak FC (OSR) 2–0 Utica United (OSR)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 2–1 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 3–4 Firewood City (OSR)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 2–3 Monarchs (SCV)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 0–2 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 4–4 Yellow Stars (SCV)

There is finally, finally victory for Zozi as even they can’t help but beat lowly Hollybrent, who look to all observers like the most obvious candidates for relegation.

Monarchs continue their fine form, taking all three points from a tough trip to Tyrellia, as Cathair thrash Iton Valley and Firewood take a barnstormer of an Osarian derby against Real Jraxville with a mostly under-21 starting line up. Manager D’Antoni Williams, apparently unsatisfied with a win, laments his young charges’ defensive disorganisation, but the exciting attacking talent on display for the Fourgian club has fans in a great mood. Jonathan Herd, however, is much less accepting of his side’s poor defensive display, as they surrender a lead three times at home to TPH, a week after surrendering a three goal lead at Comunas.

Elsewhere, Turic uncharacteristically both score and concede four at home against Yellow Stars, leaving Mathieu Melia scratching his head in the post-game interview. “Well, it’s a point,” he says. He’s not wrong.

MD10
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 3–3 Yellow Stars (SCV)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 4–1 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
Monarchs (SCV) 4–0 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Firewood City (OSR) 2–2 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 0–2 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Utica United (OSR) 1–1 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 2–1 Shanak FC (OSR)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 1–2 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 1–1 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 0–2 1830 Cathair (AUD)

After all their troubles, Zozi make it two from their last two with emphatic victory over Grasshoppers, with Hawk, struggling with injury at the start of the season, in fine form with two goals and an assist. Monarchs are again victorious, battering a sorry Hollybrent side, while Cathair beat Itzo and Hastmead Diamante win to keep up the pressure at the top.

Evo address their terrible defensive displays of late, conceding just one to Iton Valley… however, they still failed to win, and Iton Valley aren’t exactly the most threatening of attacking sides. The “master of cups” is struggling, and his team are slipping away from the leading pack.

LigAnaia: East                   Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Monarchs 10 8 1 1 29 14 +15 25
2 1830 Cathair 10 7 1 2 26 13 +13 22
3 Hastmead Diamante 10 5 3 2 28 23 +5 18
4 International of Tyrellia 10 5 3 2 20 16 +4 18
5 Shanak FC 10 5 2 3 14 10 +4 17
6 Firewood City 10 5 2 3 22 18 +4 17
7 Cazadores Cathair 10 4 5 1 18 16 +2 17
8 Comunas Cougars 10 5 1 4 16 20 −4 16
9 Utica United 10 4 3 3 20 17 +3 15
10 Tyrellia Titans 10 4 3 3 15 14 +1 15
11 Trothwands Evolution 10 3 5 2 25 24 +1 14
12 AC Izotz Zubia 10 2 5 3 14 13 +1 11
13 Real Jraxville 10 3 2 5 15 16 −1 11
14 Tout-Puissant Hasiera 10 3 2 5 12 16 −4 11
15 Iton Valley FC 10 3 2 5 7 13 −6 11
16 Yellow Stars 10 2 4 4 24 27 −3 10
17 KT Itzalovalle 10 2 4 4 5 8 −3 10
18 AFC Hollybrent 10 1 3 6 13 22 −9 6
19 Grasshoppers Turic 10 1 3 6 14 24 −10 6
20 KT Moreazerua 10 0 2 8 9 22 −13 2


MD11
1830 Cathair (AUD) 2–0 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 1–0 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 6–4 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Shanak FC (OSR) 2–1 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 3–2 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 1–1 Utica United (OSR)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 1–0 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 0–2 Firewood City (OSR)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 3–1 Monarchs (SCV)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 0–0 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)

The story of the season so far appears to be Shanak’s resurgence in contrast to Zozi’s woes. Zozo have only lost three of their eleven games, but six draws and just two wins are the difference between mid-table and challenging at the top. Shanak, promoted back to the LigAnaia last season, are on 6-2-3 with victory over Tout-Puissant Hasiera.

Schiavonia’s Monarchs, top after ten games, slip up away to Grasshoppers and, in doing so, allow Cathair to gain ground with victory over Tyrellia Titans before, in Sunday’s marquee game, Hastmead Diamante grab an unlikely 6-4 victory at home to Iton Valley [maybe Evo’s result last week was better than we thought - Ed.]. Hastmead have rediscovered their form, but the side are shipping goals left and right in doing so. Injuries to key defensive players Gentile and Constantini are having a significant impact for the Fourgian club, and the national team.

MD12
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 1–2 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Monarchs (SCV) 1–1 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Firewood City (OSR) 5–3 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 1–1 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Utica United (OSR) 2–2 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 0–0 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 3–0 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 2–1 Shanak FC (OSR)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 1–0 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 1–0 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)

Zozi manager Frank Intxausti’s job is supposedly on the line as Zozi travel to Tyrellia, but victory for the champions sates their fans’ anger just enough to earn the manager a stay of execution. Monarchs drop points in the Schiavonia Derby, allowing Cathair to steal into the lead at the top. Hastmead throw away the chance to move up themselves as they lose away to a spirited KT Itzalovalle

Firewood again explode offensively, putting five past a traditionally stout Turic defence. Admittedly, this current crop isn’t quite on the same level as the Turic defence of old, with the likes of Gidds and Decker, but it’s still remarkable. Williams’ use of the team’s Semar and Sunrisian youngsters is paying dividends, it seems.

MD13
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 1–1 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 2–3 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Shanak FC (OSR) 0–1 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 0–3 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 1–0 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 5–3 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 1–2 Utica United (OSR)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 0–2 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 2–2 Firewood City (OSR)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 1–2 Monarchs (SCV)

Hastmead vs Cathair and Zozi vs Monarchs are the two key games on Super Sunday. Third versus First, Second versus the reigning champs. The matches go to form, with Cathair rcing into a two-goal lead through Ceballos and va Drake before the Diamonds fight back through two goals from Esteban Crespo. The spoils are Cathairs, though, with a final breakthrough goal, Soldarian the scorer with a long-range effort following a half-cleared corner.

In Izotzazubia, the champions are outplayed by a Monarchs side chasing their second league title. Intxausti’s job is really looking more and more precarious by the day. An ultimatum is issued by the board: Intxausti must turn around his team’s fortunes by the mid-way point of the season, or be sacked. He’s not the only one in trouble either, as Jonathan Herd’s Evo have now won one of their last six. No ultimatum, or the dreaded “full backing of the board” just yet, though.

MD14
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 1–1 Monarchs (SCV)
Firewood City (OSR) 2–3 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 0–1 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Utica United (OSR) 3–4 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 1–0 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 3–2 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 1–0 Real Jraxville (OSR)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 2–0 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 0–1 Shanak FC (OSR)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 2–2 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)

Things aren’t looking rosy for Intxausti after thirty minutes of Zozi’s visit to Firewood, with the visitors two down thanks to goals from Carbone and Tapia, but Hawk’s reply sets up a second half fightback wherein Zozi at least look the part with regards to being reigning champions.

At the top, Hastmead again drop points in drawing away at Trothwands Evolution -- a result that Evo are frankly delighted with, given their recent form -- while Jraxville are failing to recreate last season’s form, losing 1-0 to Iton Valley. Jraxville boss Rouzel Donovan concedes that the club failed to invest strongly in the transfer market, and it’s costing them.

Monarchs can only draw away to Titans, giving 1830 Cathair the chance to extend their lead at the top. It’s a chance they spectacularly squander. Shanak FC, still on top form, prove too much for the capital club in earning a one-nothing victory.

MD15
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 5–2 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Shanak FC (OSR) 1–0 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 1–2 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 1–0 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 1–0 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 1–2 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 1–1 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 0–1 Utica United (OSR)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 1–1 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
Monarchs (SCV) 4–2 Firewood City (OSR)

It’s the Cathair derby on matchday fifteen, in which 1830 are again victorious over their east-Cathair rivals. Hastmead and Monarchs both bounce back to thrash Titans and Firewood respectively, and with fifteen games played it would look a little like a three horse race at the top, were it not for the quiet good form of International of Tyrellia, the Legalite powerhouse flying the flag for the Legalite contingent in the LigAnaia.
Evo fall to Shanak, and the murmurs are getting louder. A noticeable contingent of Trothwands fans are now calling for the manager’s head. Captain Antonio Zapata defends the gaffer, though, pointing to the amount of silverware the club has amassed under Herd’s leadership.

MD16
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 4–2 Firewood City (OSR)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 0–2 Monarchs (SCV)
Utica United (OSR) 1–3 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 4–3 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 2–1 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 0–0 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 0–1 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 1–0 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 0–0 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 2–1 Shanak FC (OSR)

Monarchs over Mozi and Inter of Itzi while the Elders and the Diamonds go over Dynapolitans. The top four all win big, as do Zozi who overcome Utica in an impressive away performance. Intxausti’s job is looking a little more secure, but the fans are still frustrated at the side’s mid-table position.

Firewood’s defensive fragility -- though it would perhaps be better termed offensive recklessness -- rears its head again, as they ship four against Tyrellia Titans. Well, at least nobody can call them boring...

MD17
Shanak FC (OSR) 1–0 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 0–2 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 0–1 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 2–0 1830 Cathair (AUD)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 1–0 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 1–0 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 2–1 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 4–2 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
Monarchs (SCV) 0–0 Utica United (OSR)
Firewood City (OSR) 4–5 KT Moreazerua (AUD)

There are two battles for the Strait on Sunday as the big two of Audioslavia go head to head with their peers in Legalese. First comes Zozi’s 4-2 win over Comunas, maintaining the side’s undefeated run, before Cathair visit Inter and are undone by two goals to nil to cede momentum in the title race. Monarchs do the same in failing to register more than a point against Utica.

D’Antoni Williams persists in using the kids in Firewood, and while they put four past Moreazerua, they also concede five. The fans are oddly understanding, though. Well… maybe not so odd when we remember they embraced the particular strain of genius that was Benedict di Corradi and his practically all-out attacking system. “They’re young and they’ll get better,” say fans, of their apparently struggling new additions. “But they offer so much going forward” is another common refrain. It remains to be seen how long Firewood can keep … quick what’s another metaphor to use in place of “playing with fire” ..?

MD18
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 1–2 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
Utica United (OSR) 3–2 Firewood City (OSR)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 3–2 Monarchs (SCV)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 2–2 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 1–2 Yellow Stars (SCV)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 2–0 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 3–0 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 2–4 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 2–1 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Shanak FC (OSR) 2–2 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)

Zozi’s fine run of 21 days without infuriating their supporters comes to an abrupt end as they only draw against lowly Tout-Puissant Hasiera. Hawk, who was so important in last season’s heroics, is again forced to miss out due to recurring problems with his left ankle, and his absence has been felt by the Zozi team.

Meanwhile, 1830 Cathair run out easy 3-0 winners over AFC Hollybrent, leading manager Wilfred Lidgley to make the rather dickish remark that ‘Hollybrent are really the sort of side that lose 3-0 every week’. Hollybrent swear revenge.

MD19
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 5–2 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 0–0 Shanak FC (OSR)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 4–3 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 0–2 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 0–2 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 0–2 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 1–0 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Monarchs (SCV) 4–2 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
Firewood City (OSR) 2–0 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 1–0 Utica United (OSR)

Hollybrent set about confounding Catharan expectations by only losing 2-0 on matchday nineteen, while Zozi defeat Iton Valley to ensure that their record extends to just one defeat in ten games, though they’ve still drawn more games than they’ve won and still find themselves behind a Shanak FC side who have properly turned over a new leaf.

At the bottom, Hollybrent are propping up the table with just two wins in nineteen games, with Mozi and the Grasshoppers five points ahead. Their two-nil defeat to Trothwands is a welcome reprieve for Jonathan Herd, but he desperately needs his team to build on that win.

LigAnaia: East                   Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 1830 Cathair 19 14 1 4 40 19 +21 43
2 Monarchs 19 12 4 3 46 27 +19 40
3 International of Tyrellia 19 12 4 3 42 29 +13 40
4 Hastmead Diamante 19 10 4 5 52 41 +11 34
5 Shanak FC 19 9 4 6 23 18 +5 31
6 AC Izotz Zubia 19 7 8 4 31 24 +7 29
7 Firewood City 19 8 3 8 45 42 +3 27
8 Utica United 19 7 6 6 33 31 +2 27
9 Comunas Cougars 19 8 3 8 32 40 −8 27
10 Trothwands Evolution 19 6 8 5 34 33 +1 26
11 KT Itzalovalle 19 7 4 8 13 12 +1 25
12 Cazadores Cathair 19 6 7 6 29 34 −5 25
13 Tout-Puissant Hasiera 19 7 3 9 28 31 −3 24
14 Yellow Stars 19 5 7 7 35 39 −4 22
15 Iton Valley FC 19 6 3 10 18 25 −7 21
16 Real Jraxville 19 5 5 9 19 22 −3 20
17 Tyrellia Titans 19 5 5 9 27 35 −8 20
18 KT Moreazerua 19 4 4 11 21 33 −12 16
19 Grasshoppers Turic 19 4 4 11 27 42 −15 16
20 AFC Hollybrent 19 2 5 12 17 35 −18 11
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MD20
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 2–1 Utica United (OSR)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 1–1 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
Firewood City (OSR) 3–1 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
Monarchs (SCV) 7–3 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 1–0 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 2–0 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 2–0 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 1–3 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 1–0 Shanak FC (OSR)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 4–3 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)

It’s a hell of a day for Schiavone football on matchday twenty as not only do Yellow Stars take a two-nothing win at home to the league leaders, but Monarchs go back to the top of the table after a barnstorming 7-3 demolition of Iton Valley. Hastmead close the gap by piling on the despair against Hollybrent, and even Zozi can get in on the action, keeping up their comeback via victory against Itzi. Zozi, now, are up to fifth, and though the championship looks out of their reach, the Champions Cup spot must be up for grabs now.

MD21
Real Jraxville (OSR) 3–1 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 1–1 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Shanak FC (OSR) 4–0 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 4–2 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 3–2 Yellow Stars (SCV)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 3–3 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 1–0 Monarchs (SCV)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 2–2 Firewood City (OSR)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 0–1 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 1–2 Utica United (OSR)

It’s disaster at the top for Monarchs, whose lead at the top lasts all of six days before defeat to Itzi pegs them back down to second. Cathair take advantage, but only just, as they and Zozi play out an entertaining, of mistake-riddled three-all draw at the Kirola Arena, with Auðbjörnsson grabbing a brace for the visiting Zoziites and va Drake creating all three of the capital club’s goals. Shanak can’t help but beat Hollybrent to move back into the top five, while Inter fail to take advantage of dropped points above them by dropping two themselves.

MD22
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 0–2 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
Utica United (OSR) 2–2 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 1–0 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Firewood City (OSR) 0–1 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Monarchs (SCV) 2–1 1830 Cathair (AUD)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 2–1 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 2–3 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 1–2 Shanak FC (OSR)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 2–1 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 3–0 Real Jraxville (OSR)

It’s back to winning ways for most of the top six on Saturday, as Zozi, Diamonds, Shanak and Inter all win (relatively) comfortably, but the match of the weekend comes on Sunday as top plays second. Monarchs, a goal down on the hour mark, rally late to overcome visitors Cathair and cement themselves at the top of the league table.

MD23
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 1–0 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 2–2 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 3–2 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
Shanak FC (OSR) 1–0 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 3–3 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 2–0 Monarchs (SCV)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 2–0 Firewood City (OSR)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 1–1 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 2–3 Utica United (OSR)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 1–1 Comunas Cougars (LGL)

As it happens, Monarchs’ stay at the league’s pinnacle isn’t long lived, as they are defeated by two goals to nothing away to Trothwands as Cathair overcome Firewood. Over in Tyrellia, Inter do what is expected of them and defeat Tyrellia Titans to close in on the leaders.

Hastmead Diamante and AC Izotz Zubia play on Sunday, and struggling Zozi still manage to grab a draw in a performance dominated by the respective talents of Crespo and Hawk for either team.

MD24
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 1–2 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 6–4 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Utica United (OSR) 1–1 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 3–4 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Firewood City (OSR) 2–1 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Monarchs (SCV) 2–3 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 0–0 Shanak FC (OSR)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 2–2 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 1–2 Real Jraxville (OSR)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 0–0 International of Tyrellia (LGL)

‘Zozi 0-0 Shanak’ is the sort of scoreline that would have gotten a manager fired five years ago regardless of previous form, but this season’s Shanak team have been more than competent and are still fighting the mountain-dwellers at the top of the table. Monarchs lose more ground, losing a crunch match at home to Hastmead Diamante, who race into an early lead and survive a spirited Schiavone fightback. The result opens the door for Cathair, who edge past Moreazerua through goals from Zelaya and va Drake, and Inter, who instead bash their heads on a Hollybrent-shaped door frame, yet remain a solitary point clear at the top.

MD25
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 1–2 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 3–0 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 1–2 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 2–2 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Shanak FC (OSR) 1–0 Monarchs (SCV)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 1–0 Firewood City (OSR)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 1–2 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 2–1 Utica United (OSR)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 0–1 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 3–0 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)

LigAnaia: East                   Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 International of Tyrellia 25 16 6 3 51 30 +21 54
2 1830 Cathair 25 17 2 6 52 30 +22 53
3 Hastmead Diamante 25 15 5 5 69 51 +18 50
4 Monarchs 25 14 4 7 57 38 +19 46
5 Shanak FC 25 13 5 7 31 20 +11 44
6 AC Izotz Zubia 25 9 12 4 42 33 +9 39
7 Comunas Cougars 25 11 5 9 44 48 −4 38
8 Utica United 25 9 8 8 43 41 +2 35
9 Firewood City 25 10 4 11 52 50 +2 34
10 KT Itzalovalle 25 9 6 10 17 16 +1 33
11 Trothwands Evolution 25 8 8 9 42 43 −1 32
12 Cazadores Cathair 25 7 10 8 41 47 −6 31
13 Real Jraxville 25 8 6 11 31 34 −3 30
14 Yellow Stars 25 7 8 10 45 49 −4 29
15 Tout-Puissant Hasiera 25 8 5 12 34 42 −8 29
16 KT Moreazerua 25 7 6 12 30 40 −10 27
17 Tyrellia Titans 25 7 5 13 33 45 −12 26
18 Iton Valley FC 25 7 4 14 32 44 −12 25
19 Grasshoppers Turic 25 5 4 16 35 56 −21 19
20 AFC Hollybrent 25 3 7 15 23 47 −24 16


Monarchs lose again on matchday twenty-five, this time to a Shanak side who continue to go from strength to strength, while Zozi can only draw with Cazadores away from home. Zozi’s record of four losses from twenty-five games is as good as any team in the league barring the leaders, but their insistence on snatching draws from the jaws of victory is proving costly.

Inter fans are almost starting to believe that this may be their year, sitting atop the league just a point clear of Cathair and four away from Hastmead Diamante, while Monarchs have given themselves some catching up to do.

MD26
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 2–0 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 1–0 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 2–2 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Utica United (OSR) 2–1 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 1–1 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
Firewood City (OSR) 3–3 Shanak FC (OSR)
Monarchs (SCV) 5–1 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 2–0 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 2–0 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 3–0 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)

Monarchs look to have regained their form through a five-one humbling of Cazadores, and they gain ground on the leaders by virtue of each of Cathair, Hastmead and Inter dropping points, the latter through a bitterly disappointing 2-0 defeat away to Yellow Stars, who themselves are having a good season after mediocre performances in recent years.

Real Jraxville, second last season, continue to struggle, beaten soundly away to Zozi, who edge closer to Shanak in the league. Shanak, for what it’s worth, look like potentially “pulling a Jraxville” … it’s not quite “pulling a Monarchs”, but it’s noteworthy nonetheless. Not bad for a team who nearly ceased to exist a couple of years ago.

MD27
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 1–0 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 3–3 Yellow Stars (SCV)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 4–4 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 1–3 Monarchs (SCV)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 4–6 Firewood City (OSR)
Shanak FC (OSR) 3–2 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 1–0 Utica United (OSR)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 6–3 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 0–2 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 3–2 Iton Valley FC (OSR)

Inter’s massively entertaining 4-4 draw with Zozi does nothing for either team, especially as it isn’t even the most entertaining game of the weekend - a mantle which falls to Firewood’s awesome to-and-fro tussle with Cazadores that sees both sides behind three times before Firewood win out 6-4. Trothwands, no slouches themselves, keep the goals flowing with a 6-3 win over Comunas Cougars on Sunday, before Cathair are upset at home to TPH, who win handsomely at the Kirola Arena.

MD28
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 1–0 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 2–1 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 1–5 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 2–4 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
Utica United (OSR) 1–0 Shanak FC (OSR)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 1–4 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Firewood City (OSR) 2–2 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Monarchs (SCV) 5–3 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 2–0 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 3–0 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)

There’s more of the same on matchday twenty-seven, as Inter again are involved in an eight-goal thriller - this one a defeat to Monarchs, while Cathair are upset by mid-table opposition and Hastmead grab an important win. Zozi, victorious over Hollybrent, inch closer to Shanak who are upset by cross-country rivals Utica United thanks to a stellar performance from out-of-favour Osarian international, Jorge Santana.

MD29
Yellow Stars (SCV) 5–2 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 2–0 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 1–3 Monarchs (SCV)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 4–3 Firewood City (OSR)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 1–1 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 1–2 Utica United (OSR)
Shanak FC (OSR) 1–0 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 2–1 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 1–0 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 0–0 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)

Zozi were unbeaten for three months before their fateful trip to Grasshoppers resulted in a straightforward two-nothing loss for the out-of-sorts team, ensuring they fall further behind in the title race as Inter, Monarchs, Shanak and Hastmead Diamante all win. Cathair are less lucky, only earning a solitary point at home to Itzi.

MD30
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 0–3 1830 Cathair (AUD)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 1–0 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 0–2 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 1–1 Shanak FC (OSR)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 1–3 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Utica United (OSR) 0–0 Real Jraxville (OSR)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 1–0 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Firewood City (OSR) 2–1 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Monarchs (SCV) 3–1 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 1–4 Yellow Stars (SCV)

LigAnaia: East                   Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Hastmead Diamante 30 19 6 5 79 55 +24 63
2 Monarchs 30 19 4 7 76 45 +31 61
3 1830 Cathair 30 18 4 8 58 36 +22 58
4 International of Tyrellia 30 17 7 6 62 45 +17 58
5 Shanak FC 30 15 7 8 39 27 +12 52
6 AC Izotz Zubia 30 11 13 6 51 43 +8 46
7 Utica United 30 12 9 9 48 44 +4 45
8 Yellow Stars 30 11 9 10 62 55 +7 42
9 Firewood City 30 12 6 12 68 64 +4 42
10 Trothwands Evolution 30 11 8 11 55 50 +5 41
11 KT Itzalovalle 30 11 7 12 21 20 +1 40
12 Comunas Cougars 30 11 6 13 52 64 −12 39
13 Cazadores Cathair 30 9 10 11 54 62 −8 37
14 Tout-Puissant Hasiera 30 10 6 14 40 50 −10 36
15 Real Jraxville 30 8 9 13 35 42 −7 33
16 KT Moreazerua 30 8 8 14 36 49 −13 32
17 Tyrellia Titans 30 9 5 16 38 54 −16 32
18 Iton Valley FC 30 8 4 18 36 53 −17 28
19 Grasshoppers Turic 30 8 4 18 42 62 −20 28
20 AFC Hollybrent 30 3 8 19 28 60 −32 17


It really does seem like anyone’s title at the top, with only five points separating first from fourth and neither of the top teams feeling particularly consistent. Shanak continue to apply the pressure from down in fifth, but Zozi suffer another defeat, this one a thrashing by Yellow Stars, to all but put an end to their hopes of retaining their title. The side now sit seventeen points adrift of top with only eight games to play. Their task, now, is simply to finish as the second-best Audioslavian LigAnaia team, and reap with that qualification to the Champions Cup. Behind them are a host of clubs looking for Globe Cup qualification, including Firewood, Itzalovalle and Jraxville, who are all having poor seasons in comparison to recent ones.

Of particular note is Firewood’s terrible defensive showing this year, the Fourgian club boast [probably not the best word - Ed.] the joint-worst defensive record in the league at this point, despite sitting comfortably in a mid-table position (as do Comunas, who share this unenviable defensive record). Conversely, only the top two have scored more than Firewood this season. Somehow one gets the feeling this isn’t what Firewood’s board of directors had in mind when mandating that Williams build a “balanced side” ....

MD31
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 1–0 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 3–1 Monarchs (SCV)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 2–3 Firewood City (OSR)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 3–1 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 3–1 Utica United (OSR)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 2–1 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 3–0 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
Shanak FC (OSR) 2–2 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 1–0 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 1–0 1830 Cathair (AUD)

After spending much of the season upsetting their title rivals from across the town, Yellow Stars make life difficult for Monarchs by thrashing them 3-1 on the weekend where Hastmead and Inter would win. Cathair, however, are upset themselves away to Trothwands, and really now must beat Hastmead Diamante the next week to retain any hope whatsoever of taking a sixth league title.

MD32
1830 Cathair (AUD) 1–0 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 3–3 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 2–3 Shanak FC (OSR)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 1–1 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 1–0 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 1–0 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Utica United (OSR) 0–0 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 0–0 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
Firewood City (OSR) 4–4 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Monarchs (SCV) 1–0 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)

Cathair 1-0 Hastmead is a massively disappointing game as a spectacle, with the only goal coming from a Zelaya penalty, but a huge one for Cathair fans who harbour ambitions of that sixth league title. Monarchs bounce back, handing Zozi their seventh defeat of the season as the Audioslavian champions begin to really struggle.

MD33
Monarchs (SCV) 3–2 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 2–1 Firewood City (OSR)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 3–0 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 2–2 Utica United (OSR)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 0–0 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 2–4 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 0–0 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 1–2 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Shanak FC (OSR) 1–2 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 2–1 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)

There’s further delight for Cathair on Saturday morning as they overcome the dangerous Shanak FC, but their happiness is short-lived as the Diamonds and Monarchs both win to negate their own good scoreline. Inter, meanwhile are humbled 4-2 away to TPH, and the title challenge from Legalese appears to be fading.

MD34
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 3–2 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 0–0 Shanak FC (OSR)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 5–4 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 3–1 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 0–1 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 2–0 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 3–0 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
Utica United (OSR) 2–0 Yellow Stars (SCV)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 1–1 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Firewood City (OSR) 3–1 Monarchs (SCV)

LigAnaia: East                   Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Hastmead Diamante 34 21 6 7 84 60 +24 69
2 Monarchs 34 21 4 9 82 53 +29 67
3 1830 Cathair 34 21 4 9 66 42 +24 67
4 International of Tyrellia 34 19 7 8 68 51 +17 64
5 Shanak FC 34 16 9 9 45 33 +12 57
6 AC Izotz Zubia 34 13 14 7 55 46 +9 53
7 Utica United 34 13 11 10 53 49 +4 50
8 Yellow Stars 34 13 10 11 72 62 +10 49
9 Firewood City 34 14 7 13 79 73 +6 49
10 Trothwands Evolution 34 12 10 12 60 55 +5 46
11 KT Itzalovalle 34 13 7 14 28 26 +2 46
12 Comunas Cougars 34 13 7 14 57 66 −9 46
13 Tout-Puissant Hasiera 34 13 6 15 47 55 −8 45
14 Cazadores Cathair 34 10 11 13 63 70 −7 41
15 Real Jraxville 34 9 10 15 38 47 −9 37
16 Tyrellia Titans 34 10 6 18 46 63 −17 36
17 KT Moreazerua 34 8 10 16 38 56 −18 34
18 Iton Valley FC 34 8 7 19 39 57 −18 31
19 Grasshoppers Turic 34 8 6 20 46 70 −24 30
20 AFC Hollybrent 34 4 10 20 31 63 −32 22


Diamonds and Monarchs both lose on matchday thirty-four, before Cathair edge an all-time-classic match with cross-town rivals Cazadores to close the gap at the top to just two points between the three top teams, with Inter still refusing to rule out a title victory from fourth place.

MD35
Firewood City (OSR) 6–4 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Monarchs (SCV) 3–0 KT Moreazerua (AUD)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 2–3 Utica United (OSR)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 2–1 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 1–0 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 2–2 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 1–0 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 3–0 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 2–0 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Shanak FC (OSR) 2–0 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)

Defeats for Hastmead and Cathair, and rather meekly at that, open the door for Monarchs to take the lead in the league with only three games to play, while Inter draw level with Cathair via victory. The final season of the LigAnaia is truly turning into a barnstormer, with four teams from four different countries all boasting chances of winning the whole shebang.

MD36
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 1–0 Shanak FC (OSR)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 2–3 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 1–1 Real Jraxville (OSR)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 1–0 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 2–2 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 3–1 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 0–2 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 0–3 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Utica United (OSR) 4–3 Monarchs (SCV)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 4–4 Firewood City (OSR)

No sooner does the football lord giveth, He taketh it away, as Monarchs fail to adequately reply to a 3-1 half-time deficit to lose 4-3 to Utica, who cement their status as a Globe Cup team in the process. Meanwhile, there’s an almighty top of the table clash between Cathair and Inter which the Audioslavians edge thanks to Rodolfo Zelaya’s fortieth-minute wonder-strike, while defeat for Hastmead, their second in a row, means only one point separates the top three, and three the top four, with just two games to go.

At the other end of the table, a late penalty miss by Anthony King means Hollybrent settle for a point at Itzi, condemning the western side to “relegation” and the bottom place in the LigAnaia East table for this final season.

LigAnaia: East                   Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Monarchs 36 22 4 10 88 57 +31 70
2 1830 Cathair 36 22 4 10 67 45 +22 70
3 Hastmead Diamante 36 21 6 9 86 65 +21 69
4 International of Tyrellia 36 20 7 9 69 52 +17 67
5 Shanak FC 36 17 9 10 47 34 +13 60
6 AC Izotz Zubia 36 14 14 8 60 49 +11 56
7 Utica United 36 15 11 10 60 54 +6 56
8 Yellow Stars 36 15 10 11 76 63 +13 55
9 Firewood City 36 15 8 13 89 81 +8 53
10 Trothwands Evolution 36 12 11 13 61 58 +3 47
11 KT Itzalovalle 36 13 8 15 30 29 +1 47
12 Cazadores Cathair 36 12 11 13 68 72 −4 47
13 Comunas Cougars 36 13 7 16 58 71 −13 46
14 Tout-Puissant Hasiera 36 13 6 17 47 58 −11 45
15 Real Jraxville 36 10 11 15 42 48 −6 41
16 Tyrellia Titans 36 11 6 19 51 69 −18 39
17 Iton Valley FC 36 9 8 19 44 60 −16 35
18 KT Moreazerua 36 8 11 17 42 63 −21 35
19 Grasshoppers Turic 36 9 6 21 48 73 −25 33
20 AFC Hollybrent 36 4 12 20 35 67 −32 24


MD37
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 0–1 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Firewood City (OSR) 2–2 Utica United (OSR)
Monarchs (SCV) 3–4 Comunas Cougars (LGL)
AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) 2–1 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 4–2 Iton Valley FC (OSR)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 2–3 KT Itzalovalle (AUD)
AFC Hollybrent (OSR) 3–0 1830 Cathair (AUD)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 3–4 Trothwands Evolution (OSR)
Real Jraxville (OSR) 1–2 Hastmead Diamante (OSR)
Cazadores Cathair (AUD) 3–2 Shanak FC (OSR)

Your average Hastmead fan could not possibly dream of a better penultimate game of the season if he tried. Diamante, a goal down for much of their encounter with Jraxville, win out two-one thanks to goals from Reiss Claro-Hunt and Elaine Ashdown. Elated fans left the JNV Arena and into the bright Osarian sunshine to learn that, not only had leaders Monarchs choked at home to Comunas Cougars, losing a two-goal lead twice in a 3-4 upset, but Cathair had somehow lost three nil to relegated Hollybrent. Three - nil. A fitting scoreline, given Wilfred Lidgley’s comments earlier in the season, no?

Inter’s failure to beat Trothwands put the Legalites completely out of contention going into the final day. It’s still all to play for the top three, but Hastmead Diamante are very much in the driving seat, looking for their fourth LigAnaia win.

MD38
Tyrellia Titans (LGL) 2–3 Cazadores Cathair (AUD)
Shanak FC (OSR) 1–6 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 3–0 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 5–1 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 2–1 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 3–3 Yellow Stars (SCV)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 1–0 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD)
Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) 2–2 Monarchs (SCV)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 1–0 Firewood City (OSR)
Utica United (OSR) 5–2 KT Moreazerua (AUD)

Two goals in the first twenty minutes from Reiss Claro-Hunt all but awards the Osarian side their fourth league title, with Esteban Crespo adding a third in the second half. Cathair and Monarchs, then, are fighting it out for second place, and though both are 2-1 up with ten minutes to go, only Cathair can hold their lead as Eicinyondur Kialvarin equalizes to deny Monarchs second. Inter, beaten soundly in Fourge, finish fourth - their best finish in years - while there’s a massive capitulation for Shanak FC who, despite making fifth place their own for almost the entire season, are utterly spanked 6-1 on their home turf by regional rivals Jraxville, to spectacularly give up fifth place on goal difference to Utica United, who beat Mozi by three goals. The eight goal swing means that Utica finish with a better record by +2. It’s a crazy end to Shanak’s crazy season. Not that their fans will be too upset about it, considering the terrible half-decade they endured under their previous ownership.

Zozi finish their season as they began it - with a whimper. An admittedly injury-hit side fail to get going on their trip to lowly Iton Valley, who don’t look particularly nervy on the way to a 1-0 win that draws a cascade of boos from the away end. The board and the manager both agree to ‘review their position’ at the end of the season, and promise to make amends in time for the first Audioslavian National League in fifteen seasons.

A late charge by Yellow Stars sees them finish seventh in a great season for Schiavone clubs, while Firewood, Trothwands and Cazadores round out the Globe Cup places, the latter eeking out Comunas and Itzi by one and two points respectively. It is, it has to be said, a terribly disappointing finish to the season for Itzi.

At the bottom, Hollybrent had already been relegated by the time of their late charge, and they’re joined in the bottom two by Grasshoppers. ‘Relegated’ isn’t quite the right word, of course, as they’re both expected to be in the Osarian top flight next season.



LigAnaia: East                   Pld    W   D   L    GF   GA   GD   Pts 
1 Hastmead Diamante 38 23 6 9 91 66 +25 75
2 1830 Cathair 38 23 4 11 69 49 +20 73
3 Monarchs 38 22 5 11 93 63 +30 71
4 International of Tyrellia 38 20 7 11 72 59 +13 67

5 Utica United 38 16 12 10 67 58 +9 60
6 Shanak FC 38 17 9 12 50 43 +7 60
7 Yellow Stars 38 16 11 11 83 68 +15 59

8 AC Izotz Zubia 38 15 14 9 62 51 +11 59
9 Firewood City 38 15 9 14 91 84 +7 54
10 Trothwands Evolution 38 14 11 13 70 62 +8 53
11 Cazadores Cathair 38 14 11 13 74 76 −2 53

12 Comunas Cougars 38 15 7 16 63 74 −11 52
13 KT Itzalovalle 38 14 9 15 36 34 +2 51
14 Tout-Puissant Hasiera 38 13 7 18 50 62 −12 46
15 Real Jraxville 38 11 11 16 49 51 −2 44
16 Tyrellia Titans 38 12 6 20 54 72 −18 42
17 Iton Valley FC 38 10 8 20 47 64 −17 38
18 KT Moreazerua 38 8 11 19 44 69 −25 35
19 Grasshoppers Turic 38 9 6 23 51 78 −27 33
20 AFC Hollybrent 38 5 12 21 39 72 −33 27
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The Repechage 49 is a massive forty-nine team second flight, serving both the LigAnaia East and the LigAnaia North. Each team plays each other just the once, with home and away games balancing to twenty each per season. Only the top two are automatically promoted, while a further two will also go up depending on which teams are coming down from the top divisions.

Repechage 49                          Pld    W   D    L GF   GA   GD   Pts
1 Petardos S/A Craw 48 29 11 8 81 45 +36 98 - SBCC SCV
2 Oljestaden IF 48 26 8 14 79 58 +21 86 - SBCC SEM
3 Silexhera FC 48 23 11 14 68 56 +12 80 - SBCC AUD
4 Muirford Athletic 48 23 11 14 67 57 +10 80 - SBCC OSR
5 Sorensen Park Rangers 48 23 9 16 66 60 +6 78 - SBCC SEM
6 Bobs Towing 48 21 14 13 77 57 +20 77 - SBCC LGL

7 FC Kolberg 48 19 20 9 68 49 +19 77
8 Winnipeg United 48 21 14 13 59 45 +14 77
9 Garundia Kickball 48 21 13 14 70 66 +4 76
10 Draig Goch 48 22 9 17 64 55 +9 75
11 46ers 48 20 14 14 63 49 +14 74
12 Six Star Cyanaes 48 20 13 15 62 50 +12 73
13 Nunavut North Stars 48 18 18 12 60 48 +12 72
14 LC Capitals 48 19 15 14 52 41 +11 72
15 KT Koroatuz 48 18 18 12 61 51 +10 72
16 Greeningham City 48 19 15 14 72 63 +9 72
17 FC Hasparran Delta 48 20 12 16 69 63 +6 72
18 FC York 48 20 11 17 61 52 +9 71
19 Sporting Saint Adrensburg 48 20 10 18 62 57 +5 70
20 Copenbrok Klub 48 19 12 17 43 45 −2 69
21 Montreal City 48 20 9 19 64 66 −2 69
22 Tenth Star Hasiera 48 19 11 18 64 59 +5 68
23 Alianza FAShionista de Montreal 48 19 11 18 69 69 0 68
24 KT Floritzel 48 17 16 15 59 55 +4 67
25 FC Matovallanen 48 20 7 21 64 63 +1 67
26 Stratton FC 48 19 10 19 56 57 −1 67
27 KT Ferramendiak 48 17 15 16 60 54 +6 66
28 Callisto City 48 17 15 16 74 74 0 66
29 Lehen Neorudo 48 18 11 19 62 57 +5 65
30 Rye's Landing FC 48 18 9 21 67 65 +2 63
31 Kingston FC 48 16 15 17 71 75 −4 63
32 Isle of Kjeligsted FC 48 16 15 17 56 60 −4 63
33 Sporting Solsholm 48 16 15 17 55 61 −6 63
34 FC Barciddia 48 16 12 20 60 69 −9 60
35 Centralis 90 48 14 17 17 51 51 0 59
36 The Knights of Tiberia 48 13 18 17 65 72 −7 57
37 Rapid Hearthlands 48 15 11 22 49 60 −11 56
38 Shamrock Cathair 48 13 17 18 59 70 −11 56
39 SC Laivanrakentajas 48 14 14 20 70 86 −16 56
40 London FC 48 14 13 21 58 68 −10 55
41 Francis City 48 13 15 20 59 69 −10 54
42 Hamilton Steelers FC 48 12 17 19 62 73 −11 53
43 Winnipeg Spartak 48 14 11 23 38 55 −17 53
44 FC Port Keers 48 14 10 24 57 77 −20 52
45 Keers Dockmen 48 13 10 25 56 77 −21 49
46 Chemo-Metallurg Sarnia 48 11 14 23 57 83 −26 47
47 Gavelton Rhinos 48 10 13 25 47 68 −21 43
48 Burningham City 48 10 13 25 55 85 −30 43
49 Bekknia FC 48 10 12 26 56 79 −23 42
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COCANEFA Cup Preliminary Round One
Brecorn City (LGL) 1–0 AFC Mokfein (LGL)
Bekostadelko (MRT) 4–2 Warton Villa (OSR)
Violia FC (OSR) 2–0 Eikland Sport (SEM)
Moncton Schooners (QUE) 3–2 Sciapos Spruits (STB)
Sparta Zijweg (AUD) 0–0 Yellowjacket FC (LGL) (0–0 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Ceilerden Rovers (AUD) 0–1 Norrisland United (LGL)
FC Masaka (OSR) 1–1 Jansberg Laguna (SEM) (1–1 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Portsmouth United (LGL) 1–0 Lusenhagen (SEM)
Touchpoint Keepers (MRT) 0–0 Junipa Athletic (OSR) (2–1 AET)
VV Valens (AUD) 3–2 Ceilerden Harp (AUD)
Arkrau Klub (SEM) 4–1 Lemmitania State FC (AUD)
Oker United (LGL) 3–0 PLI Islanders (QUE)
Orlosport (SEM) 1–4 Argyle Warriors Francopolis (LGL)
Arcaea County (OSR) 1–0 Reina Del Sud (AUD)
Alissar Phoenix (OSR) 1–0 West Tyrellia Auto (LGL)
Renneville United (OSR) 0–0 Scharfwick Flames (MRT) (2–0 AET)
Maville-Luna (SEM) 0–0 FC United of Dynapolis (OSR) (0–0 AET) (1–3 pen.)
Minto Wombats (LGL) 2–2 Iqaluit Red Army (QUE) (3–2 AET)
DDR Iragaz (MRT) 3–0 Adjurgen (SEM)
Straitside FC (LGL) 3–0 Yaande (SEM)
Nightwatch FC (AUD) 0–2 Parania Albion (OSR)
Calvino's Eleven (MRT) 3–3 Burdoc Ridge (AUD) (3–3 AET) (4–2 pen.)
DDM Dunas Secas (AUD) 3–0 Mendixa AFC (MRT)
Voltores Sobrevolante (AUD) 3–0 Clockwork FC (AUD)
Coastal United (LGL) 1–0 Morven Monday (LGL)
Real Nidola (STB) 2–6 FC Orreck (MRT)
Codexus Fraxcinus (STB) 2–3 Eorkzhr Blaydes (AUD)
Riddern Firebirds (AUD) 1–0 Cape Athletic (LGL)
Littleshaw Village (OSR) 0–1 FC Slatslo (SEM)
Firewood City Stars (OSR) 3–1 Kart Hago FC (OSR)
Sien Bay Pirates (LGL) 3–0 Hallenburg FK (SEM)
Lavingrad Wanderers (STB) 0–0 Yorligenen (SEM) (0–0 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Simethagen (SEM) 5–1 Valderantia United (AUD)
Molsbik Kadet (SEM) 1–0 Colville Athletic (LGL)
Flignatius FC (MRT) 1–0 Cymrwell FC (OSR)
Portland FC (LGL) 1–0 The Oran (AUD)
FC Eriksson Island (SEM) 2–2 Rouyn-Noranda Coal Diggers (QUE) (2–3 AET)
Project +90 Fligsive (MRT) 4–2 Trelagstad FC (OSR)
Bowsston United (OSR) 0–0 Aadesbrigg Klub (SEM) (0–0 AET) (3–0 pen.)
Wreath City (LGL) 1–0 KT Laranjauzia (AUD)
Excelsior Zijweg (AUD) 4–4 Maccabi Hasiera (AUD) (4–4 AET) (3–1 pen.)
Priesthood of Baal (OSR) 1–1 Maharia United (OSR) (1–1 AET) (3–1 pen.)
Paper Tree Town (OSR) 1–0 Eorkzhr Owls (AUD)
Snowcroft City (STB) 1–1 Kangley Cardinals (LGL) (1–2 AET)
Project +90 Kjelstad (AUD) 2–0 Plainsview Panthers (LGL)
Kyoshiku Island FC (OSR) 2–0 Danurhagen (SEM)
Utica University (OSR) 0–1 Binchensburg Athletic (LGL)
Leontes United (MRT) 1–0 SBLS (LGL)
2205 Shale FC (MRT) 0–2 North Linde Viking (SEM)
Lindenshalle-Knutsunde (SEM) 4–4 Aestahaade (SEM) (4–5 AET)
The Iron Brewery (AUD) 0–1 CdF Celtade (AUD)
Tiberian City (LGL) 1–1 Myre Town (LGL) (1–1 AET) (4–5 pen.)


COCANEFA Cup Preliminary Round Two
Jansberg Laguna (SEM) 2–2 Kangley Cardinals (LGL) (2–3 AET)
Bowsston United (OSR) 0–1 Calvino's Eleven (MRT)
VV Valens (AUD) 1–0 North Linde Viking (SEM)
Aestahaade (SEM) 0–0 Portland FC (LGL) (0–1 AET)
Paper Tree Town (OSR) 5–2 Parania Albion (OSR)
Excelsior Zijweg (AUD) 3–2 Violia FC (OSR)
Portsmouth United (LGL) 0–1 Arkrau Klub (SEM)
Lavingrad Wanderers (STB) 2–3 Rouyn-Noranda Coal Diggers (QUE)
Argyle Warriors Francopolis (LGL) 3–2 Moncton Schooners (QUE)
Renneville United (OSR) 2–0 FC Slatslo (SEM)
DDR Iragaz (MRT) 2–1 Flignatius FC (MRT)
Riddern Firebirds (AUD) 0–1 Binchensburg Athletic (LGL)
Sien Bay Pirates (LGL) 0–0 CdF Celtade (AUD) (1–0 AET)
Minto Wombats (LGL) 2–0 Sparta Zijweg (AUD)
DDM Dunas Secas (AUD) 0–3 Project +90 Fligsive (MRT)
Coastal United (LGL) 2–1 Molsbik Kadet (SEM)
Brecorn City (LGL) 3–1 Myre Town (LGL)
Firewood City Stars (OSR) 1–4 Priesthood of Baal (OSR)
Voltores Sobrevolante (AUD) 3–1 Alissar Phoenix (OSR)
Leontes United (MRT) 2–2 Simethagen (SEM) (2–2 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Eorkzhr Blaydes (AUD) 1–0 Norrisland United (LGL)
Touchpoint Keepers (MRT) 1–1 FC Orreck (MRT) (3–1 AET)
Bekostadelko (MRT) 1–1 Straitside FC (LGL) (2–2 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Arcaea County (OSR) 1–5 Project +90 Kjelstad (AUD)
FC United of Dynapolis (OSR) 1–3 Oker United (LGL)
Kyoshiku Island FC (OSR) 2–0 Wreath City (LGL)


COCANEFA Cup Qualifying Round
Paper Tree Town (OSR) 0–0 Leontes United (MRT) (1–0 AET)
Kyoshiku Island FC (OSR) 0–1 Straitside FC (LGL)
Project +90 Kjelstad (AUD) 3–0 Excelsior Zijweg (AUD)
Oker United (LGL) 2–1 Brecorn City (LGL)
Arkrau Klub (SEM) 2–1 Binchensburg Athletic (LGL)
Calvino's Eleven (MRT) 2–2 Touchpoint Keepers (MRT) (4–4 AET) (5–3 pen.)
Rouyn-Noranda Coal Diggers (QUE) 1–0 VV Valens (AUD)
Sien Bay Pirates (LGL) 2–0 Minto Wombats (LGL)
DDR Iragaz (MRT) 0–0 Voltores Sobrevolante (AUD) (0–2 AET)
Coastal United (LGL) 3–1 Project +90 Fligsive (MRT)
Kangley Cardinals (LGL) 3–1 Portland FC (LGL)
Renneville United (OSR) 5–4 Priesthood of Baal (OSR)
Eorkzhr Blaydes (AUD) 0–0 Argyle Warriors Francopolis (LGL) (0–0 AET) (3–2 pen.)


COCANEFA Cup Round 1
Trothwands Evolution (OSR) 2–2 St Johns Arsenal (QUE) (2–3 AET)
FC Samotath (COS) 1–0 Centus Serpents (COS)
Tabeck Cefn Druids (STB) 1–0 Versiaville SC (COS)
Norton (KRY) 2–0 Fort Archer (COS)
Paricone Athletic (STB) 4–2 Kallia United (KRY)
Firewood City (OSR) 4–2 Montreal Koreana (QUE)
Everlong FC (COS) 3–3 Jhan Province (STB) (4–4 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 2–2 Keenan Athletic (COS) (2–2 AET) (3–0 pen.)
Goldstaff City (COS) 1–0 Ousevale Juniors (KRY)
Bromham City (KRY) 0–0 Sporting Matrolvik (SEM) (1–0 AET)
OAS Royal FC (COS) 5–1 Tabeck FC (STB)
Real Azuris (COS) 1–0 Karak Ungor Chiefs (STB)
Avidia United (KRY) 3–0 Porthscadoch (KRY)
Tuncastle Rovers (STB) 0–1 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Callisto City (OSR) 3–2 Oustia (KRY)
Foxchester Rovers (KRY) 1–1 Mercia Bromham (KRY) (1–2 AET)
Sindo Crusaders (COS) 1–0 Burningham City (OSR)
Straitside FC (LGL) 2–2 Tournetas (STB) (2–3 AET)
Sporting Salicus (STB) 1–3 Gavelton Rhinos (LGL)
Westleigh Athletic (KRY) 0–0 FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) (0–1 AET)
Klyde Heritage FC (COS) 1–0 Hernsworth Cubs (STB)
Avidia City (KRY) 2–5 Kingston FC (QUE)
Yambridge FC (COS) 1–0 Cedrus Islanders (STB)
New Cefn Albion (KRY) 2–1 FC Flen (COS)
Pelethas United (COS) 2–1 Regéla United (COS)
Montreal City (QUE) 2–1 Hecia (STB)
Tribe Urjali (STB) 1–0 Hallad Reavers (STB)
Ellisham (KRY) 0–4 FC Hasparran Delta (MRT)
Iskara Daii (STB) 4–0 Larkinham Town (COS)
Coastal United (LGL) 2–0 Keers Dockmen (MRT)
Rexnor District 3 (COS) 0–1 FC Nuholm (SEM)
Royal Emberton (KRY) 1–2 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 5–3 Caversham (KRY)
KT Floritzel (MRT) 2–1 IFK Sundsvall (COS)
Athletico Sciuntis (STB) 0–3 Secklow (KRY)
FC Kaldukosic (COS) 4–0 Arkrau Klub (SEM)
Vecchio Victors (STB) 0–0 Tout-Puissant Hasiera (AUD) (0–0 AET) (7–6 pen.)
Six Star Cyanaes (MRT) 0–1 Klyde (COS)
Isle of Kjeligsted FC (AUD) 0–0 Molsbik Arkjet (SEM) (1–0 AET)
Garundia Kickball (SCV) 2–1 Notegia Rangers (KRY)
Beckton Supermarine (KRY) 2–0 Sarmon FC (COS)
Nemya Hotspurs (STB) 2–4 Caledon Simpson (KRY)
FC York (SEM) 3–3 Cassandra City (COS) (4–5 AET)
Greeningham City (OSR) 3–2 Bletcham Devils (KRY)
Sien Bay Pirates (LGL) 1–0 Adanac City (KRY)
Iton Valley FC (OSR) 0–1 Internashionale (STB)
Quinton City (KRY) 2–3 Eastweald (COS)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 1–0 Leston Town (KRY)
Renneville United (OSR) 2–1 Tamiat Town (COS)
Pardock Island (COS) 1–0 Villa Forte (COS)
Alianza FAShionista de Montreal (QUE) 4–0 CF Avides (KRY)
Cedrus Soundgardia (STB) 2–1 The Knights of Tiberia (LGL)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 5–1 Sciuntis Stars (STB)
Comunas Cougars (LGL) 1–3 Sorensen Park Rangers (SEM)
FC Matovallanen (SEM) 2–0 Malta Lines (STB)
Pristine Forest (COS) 1–0 Winnipeg United (QUE)
Olask Islanders (COS) 1–1 Aigburth Athletic (KRY) (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Bobs Towing (LGL) 2–2 AC Izotz Zubia (AUD) (3–3 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Widdrington Wolves (STB) 3–2 Emberton Reds (KRY)
Tenth Star Hasiera (AUD) 1–0 Sepultura (COS)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 3–1 Na'Malsille Mariners (COS)
Muirford Athletic (OSR) 2–1 Beverington Hawks (STB)
Eorkzhr Blades (AUD) 5–4 Braylor Town (COS)
Viculus Miners (STB) 4–0 Oljestaden IF (AUD)
Hersch Albion (STB) 1–0 Hippion Heartland (STB)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 2–1 Rapid Hearthlands (OSR)
Project +90 Kjelstad (AUD) 0–2 IFK Aldenskoett (COS)
Noton United (KRY) 1–3 Penningworth United (STB)
Hamilton Steelers FC (QUE) 1–0 Calvino's Eleven (MRT)
Paper Tree Town (OSR) 1–0 Tyrellia Titans (LGL)
Stanton Town (KRY) 1–1 Cazadores Cathair (AUD) (1–4 AET)
Walton City (KRY) 0–1 Hoxton (KRY)
Dawchire Town (COS) 2–0 Treftadaeth Alliance (COS)
Foxchester Raiders (STB) 2–0 Francis City (LGL)
Ousevale Borough (KRY) 0–0 Yellow Stars (SCV) (0–1 AET)
Winnipeg Spartak (QUE) 2–1 Nomad Brotherhood FC (COS)
Draig Goch (LGL) 3–1 Veles (STB)
AC Holmenkollen (COS) 2–1 Locomotive Wolverton (KRY)
KT Koroatuz (AUD) 5–0 Thackworth Rovers (KRY)
Sandwell Rangers (KRY) 0–0 Hastings County (KRY) (0–0 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Camberley Town (KRY) 1–5 Riverside Crew (COS)
Voltores Sobrevolante (AUD) 1–0 Fransborg set Njilkaer (SEM)
Helfin Fief (COS) 2–2 Rye's Landing FC (LGL) (3–2 AET)
Copenbrok Klub (SEM) 3–0 Gwynt Tywyll (COS)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 3–1 Archaeos Judiciary (STB)
Atletisk Östrad (COS) 1–3 Bekknia FC (LGL)
Utica United (OSR) 4–1 Crawford City FC (COS)
Bergtatt Isle Athletic (COS) 0–2 London FC (QUE)
Dereapolis City (KRY) 1–0 Telecontare (STB)
KT Ferramendiak (AUD) 1–1 West Gundar FC (COS) (3–1 AET)
Hagenheim South End (COS) 1–0 46ers (SCV)
FC Jansberg (SEM) 1–1 AFC Linford (KRY) (1–1 AET) (3–2 pen.)
SC Laivanrakentajas (AUD) 1–0 Montepool Waves (STB)
Port Cythera (STB) 0–2 Petardos S/A Craw (SCV)
Bradwell Saints (KRY) 5–2 Tournet Nicks (STB)
Samaj FC (COS) 0–2 Centralis 90 (MRT)
NSE Kovenham (KRY) 1–0 Portsmouth FC (COS)
Kangley Cardinals (LGL) 0–1 Chemo-Metallurg Sarnia (QUE)
Jhanna City (STB) 2–1 Phraen Palace (STB)
Fevelo United (COS) 0–1 Rouyn-Noranda Coal Diggers (QUE)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 3–2 Hallad City (STB)
Neathill (KRY) 3–0 Casuals Osteria (KRY)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 0–0 Krsthaven (SEM) (1–0 AET)
Silexhera FC (AUD) 1–0 Shanak FC (OSR)
Blades ex Magnaeus (MRT) 1–1 FC Ninestar (MRT) (1–1 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Morponte Fief (COS) 1–0 FC Kolberg (SEM)
Penningworth Rorçn (STB) 3–2 Trojana Condommakers (QUE)
Ionia United (STB) 1–0 Samosisos Blues (STB)
Stratton FC (LGL) 0–2 Eikborg Club (SEM)
FC Port Keers (MRT) 3–4 Basian Valley (STB)
Gnoss Gallants AFC (COS) 3–2 AFC Obscura 98 (COS)
Torpedo Bisarley (STB) 0–0 Otkins Numenvernia (COS) (1–0 AET)
Sporting Solsholm (SEM) 2–2 Sporting Saint Adrensburg (SEM) (3–2 AET)
Shamrock Cathair (AUD) 1–0 LC Capitals (LGL)
FC Barciddia (OSR) 4–2 Nidola United (STB)
Oker United (LGL) 3–6 Neveheim County (STB)
Ashton Olympic (KRY) 1–0 Seryddwyr Aberaeron (COS)
Papillio Mertagne (MRT) 0–1 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Aylesford (KRY) 1–0 Club Francophone (KRY)
FC Farça (STB) 0–0 Revanigruud Riversharks (COS) (0–0 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Zakhoro Aces (COS) 1–1 Corinthian Spirits (STB) (1–2 AET)
Ziemelu Skaida (COS) 0–0 Hippion Overdrive (STB) (0–0 AET) (4–5 pen.)
Nunavut North Stars (QUE) 1–3 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
Mallox (COS) 2–0 Jhanna United (STB)
Fligsive FC (MRT) 1–1 Stratford Rovers (KRY) (3–2 AET)
Stoneshore United (COS) 6–6 Sladehill Rovers (KRY) (8–6 AET)
Ramusok United (COS) 2–0 Lehen Neorudo (MRT)
Penniton United (KRY) 0–1 Monarchs (SCV)


COCANEFA Cup Round 2
Pardock Island (COS) 1–2 Kangemark Sport (SEM)
Pristine Forest (COS) 1–0 SC Laivanrakentajas (AUD)
Beckton Supermarine (KRY) 6–3 KT Floritzel (MRT)
Corinthian Spirits (STB) 5–4 Eikborg Club (SEM)
FC Oberyn's Shield (MRT) 1–1 Real Azuris (COS) (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 5–0 Olask Islanders (COS)
Muirford Athletic (OSR) 3–1 FC Barciddia (OSR)
IFK Aldenskoett (COS) 3–3 Greeningham City (OSR) (3–3 AET) (5–4 pen.)
Draig Goch (LGL) 5–0 Everlong FC (COS)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 3–1 Petardos S/A Craw (SCV)
Coastal United (LGL) 3–0 Garundia Kickball (SCV)
Riverside Crew (COS) 1–1 Utica United (OSR) (1–2 AET)
Mallox (COS) 4–3 Penningworth United (STB)
KT Koroatuz (AUD) 1–1 New Cefn Albion (KRY) (1–1 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Cassandra City (COS) 3–1 Bobs Towing (LGL)
Mercia Bromham (KRY) 2–0 Kingston FC (QUE)
OAS Royal FC (COS) 5–2 Renneville United (OSR)
Copenbrok Klub (SEM) 0–2 Isle of Kjeligsted FC (AUD)
Iskara Daii (STB) 5–0 Basian Valley (STB)
Tournetas (STB) 3–1 AFC Hollybrent (OSR)
Tabeck Cefn Druids (STB) 0–0 Cazadores Cathair (AUD) (0–0 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Yellow Stars (SCV) 3–4 Jhanna City (STB)
Ramusok United (COS) 3–0 NSE Kovenham (KRY)
Eastweald (COS) 2–0 Hippion Overdrive (STB)
Hagenheim South End (COS) 0–1 AC Holmenkollen (COS)
International of Tyrellia (LGL) 1–0 Real Jraxville (OSR)
Secklow (KRY) 1–1 Norton (KRY) (2–1 AET)
Cedrus Soundgardia (STB) 2–0 Torpedo Bisarley (STB)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 2–1 Zenit Attawapiskat (QUE)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 1–0 Voltores Sobrevolante (AUD)
Hastmead Diamante (OSR) 1–1 Fligsive FC (MRT) (1–1 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Tribe Urjali (STB) 0–1 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
Chemo-Metallurg Sarnia (QUE) 2–1 Montreal City (QUE)
Paper Tree Town (OSR) 0–0 Klyde Heritage FC (COS) (0–0 AET) (4–3 pen.)
Monarchs (SCV) 1–0 FC Jansberg (SEM)
Hersch Albion (STB) 3–4 Caledon Simpson (KRY)
Hoxton (KRY) 1–1 FC Kaldukosic (COS) (1–1 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Hastings County (KRY) 2–1 Revanigruud Riversharks (COS)
Pelethas United (COS) 1–0 Silexhera FC (AUD)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 5–3 Internashionale (STB)
Avidia United (KRY) 3–0 Widdrington Wolves (STB)
Paricone Athletic (STB) 3–1 Shamrock Cathair (AUD)
Morponte Fief (COS) 3–3 Bromham City (KRY) (4–3 AET)
FC Matovallanen (SEM) 3–3 Bradwell Saints (KRY) (3–3 AET) (2–4 pen.)
Hamilton Steelers FC (QUE) 3–3 Vecchio Victors (STB) (3–3 AET) (4–2 pen.)
Sien Bay Pirates (LGL) 1–0 Yambridge FC (COS)
Aylesford (KRY) 0–4 Klyde (COS)
London FC (QUE) 1–3 Tenth Star Hasiera (AUD)
Alianza FAShionista de Montreal (QUE) 2–3 FC Ninestar (MRT)
Dereapolis City (KRY) 0–0 Gavelton Rhinos (LGL) (1–0 AET)
Eorkzhr Blades (AUD) 0–0 Winnipeg Spartak (QUE) (1–0 AET)
Goldstaff City (COS) 1–3 KT Ferramendiak (AUD)
Helfin Fief (COS) 0–0 Viculus Miners (STB) (1–0 AET)
FC Hasparran Delta (MRT) 4–1 Penningworth Rorçn (STB)
Rouyn-Noranda Coal Diggers (QUE) 0–1 St Johns Arsenal (QUE)
Neveheim County (STB) 2–4 Stoneshore United (COS)
Foxchester Raiders (STB) 1–0 Ionia United (STB)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 3–2 Sporting Solsholm (SEM)
Sindo Crusaders (COS) 0–1 FC Samotath (COS)
Gnoss Gallants AFC (COS) 2–4 Sorensen Park Rangers (SEM)
Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) 3–1 Dawchire Town (COS)
Ashton Olympic (KRY) 1–0 Callisto City (OSR)
Neathill (KRY) 0–3 Centralis 90 (MRT)


COCANEFA Cup Round 3
Fligsive FC (MRT) 0–1 OAS Royal FC (COS)
Hamilton Steelers FC (QUE) 1–0 Eorkzhr Blades (AUD)
Eastweald (COS) 4–0 Tabeck Cefn Druids (STB)
Cedrus Soundgardia (STB) 2–0 Cassandra City (COS)
Dereapolis City (KRY) 0–3 Jhanna City (STB)
Beckton Supermarine (KRY) 0–3 CSKA Quebec (QUE)
Real Azuris (COS) 4–2 Hastings County (KRY)
Centralis 90 (MRT) 3–3 Grasshoppers Turic (OSR) (3–3 AET) (4–2 pen.)
KT Itzalovalle (AUD) 0–0 KT Moreazerua (AUD) (0–1 AET)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 1–0 Pristine Forest (COS)
Sorensen Park Rangers (SEM) 5–2 Tournetas (STB)
FC Samotath (COS) 0–2 Ramusok United (COS)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 3–0 Bradwell Saints (KRY)
Stoneshore United (COS) 2–0 Foxchester Raiders (STB)
FC Hasparran Delta (MRT) 1–2 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Avidia United (KRY) 3–2 KT Koroatuz (AUD)
Kangemark Sport (SEM) 0–0 Coastal United (LGL) (0–0 AET) (1–2 pen.)
Sien Bay Pirates (LGL) 1–0 International of Tyrellia (LGL)
Iskara Daii (STB) 1–1 Secklow (KRY) (3–2 AET)
Muirford Athletic (OSR) 3–1 Isle of Kjeligsted FC (AUD)
Draig Goch (LGL) 2–2 KT Ferramendiak (AUD) (2–3 AET)
Caledon Simpson (KRY) 1–0 Morponte Fief (COS)
Chemo-Metallurg Sarnia (QUE) 2–2 Helfin Fief (COS) (2–3 AET)
FC Ninestar (MRT) 3–2 Corinthian Spirits (STB)
Klyde (COS) 2–2 FC Nuholm (SEM) (2–3 AET)
Tenth Star Hasiera (AUD) 1–2 Monarchs (SCV)
Mercia Bromham (KRY) 0–1 St Johns Arsenal (QUE)
IFK Aldenskoett (COS) 2–3 Ashton Olympic (KRY)
Mallox (COS) 5–1 Paper Tree Town (OSR)
Pelethas United (COS) 1–3 FC Kaldukosic (COS)
Paricone Athletic (STB) 0–1 Utica United (OSR)
AC Holmenkollen (COS) 1-0 Bekknia FC (LGL)


COCANEFA Cup Round 4
Iskara Daii (STB) 5–1 Hamilton Steelers FC (QUE)
Helfin Fief (COS) 2–3 St Johns Arsenal (QUE)
Ramusok United (COS) 2–4 Real Azuris (COS)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 4–1 Centralis 90 (MRT)
Century Mertagne (MRT) 0–0 OAS Royal FC (COS) (0–0 AET) (4–2 pen.)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 3–0 FC Ninestar (MRT)
FC Kaldukosic (COS) 3–0 Mallox (COS)
Coastal United (LGL) 1–1 Sien Bay Pirates (LGL) (1–2 AET)
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 4–1 AC Holmenkollen (COS)
Kurtz Herritik (MRT) 0–1 Monarchs (SCV)
Jhanna City (STB) 2–0 Muirford Athletic (OSR)
Eastweald (COS) 1–0 KT Ferramendiak (AUD)
Utica United (OSR) 0–1 1830 Cathair (AUD)
Caledon Simpson (KRY) 1–0 Stoneshore United (COS)
Cedrus Soundgardia (STB) 5–3 Ashton Olympic (KRY)
Avidia United (KRY) 3–1 Sorensen Park Rangers (SEM)


COCANEFA Cup Round 5
CSKA Quebec (QUE) 4–4 St Johns Arsenal (QUE) (4–4 AET) (2–4 pen.)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 5–3 Monarchs (SCV)
Caledon Simpson (KRY) 5–4 FC Kaldukosic (COS)
Iskara Daii (STB) 4–1 Sien Bay Pirates (LGL)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 2–2 Real Azuris (COS) (2–2 AET) (4–3 pen.)
KT Moreazerua (AUD) 2–3 Avidia United (KRY)
Eastweald (COS) 1–0 Cedrus Soundgardia (STB)
Jhanna City (STB) 6–2 Century Mertagne (MRT)


COCANEFA Cup Quarter Finals
Eastweald (COS) 0–4 1830 Cathair (AUD)
St Johns Arsenal (QUE) 1–1 Iskara Daii (STB) (1–2 AET)
FC Nuholm (SEM) 3–1 Jhanna City (STB)
Caledon Simpson (KRY) 3–3 Avidia United (KRY) (3–3 AET) (1–3 pen.)


COCANEFA Cup Semi Finals
Avidia United (KRY) 4–2 FC Nuholm (SEM)
(Burdina Jauregia, Audioslavia)
1830 Cathair (AUD) 1–4 Iskara Daii (STB)
(Mount Crown Stadium, Osarius)

COCANEFA Cup Final
Avidia United (KRY) 0–1 Iskara Daii (STB)

(National Stadium, Legalese)
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Mertagne, Audioslavia, Starblaydia, Legalese, Osarius, Krytenia, Royal Kingdom of Quebec, Semarland
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LigAnaia Season 14
Grand Final

Hastmead Diamante
Champions of Osarius and the LigAnaia East
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Blades ex Magnaeus
Champions of Mertagne and the LigAnaia North


Hastmead Diamante 3-2 Blades ex Magnaeus
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Confederation Of Calanian And North-Eastern Football Associations
We're a bit like that big blob in Akira only with the North East of Atlantian Oceania as our post-apocalyptic dystopian Tokyo (so not that much of a difference, then)
Mertagne, Audioslavia, Starblaydia, Legalese, Osarius, Krytenia, Royal Kingdom of Quebec, Semarland
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COCANEFA Presents
LIGA CALANIA : SEASON XVIII


Avidia United will have a hard time retaining the title this season. Ousevale will surely want to right the wrongs of last season, Iskara Daii want the title back, Tele just want the title...and who knows, maybe Cinders will go to the ball with Internashionale back in the top flight.

It's Season Eighteen, and it's GO! GO! GO!

MATCHDAY ONE
Nothing like a big game to get the season going...and we have two! Iskara and Ousevale share the points in Jhanna, and the Emberton derby puts Reds over Royals. The champions get their title defence underway by taking all three points from the Starblaydi capital's other team, but it's little Leston who top the table after a four-nil demolition job on the Dockers.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 4-1 Vecchio Victors
Caledon Simpson 1-1 Beckton Supermarine
Montepool Waves 3-0 Internashionale
Stanton Town 0-4 Leston Town
New Cefn Albion 0-1 Hallad Reavers
Bradwell Saints 0-1 Hippion Overdrive
Corinthian Spirits 4-1 Ashton Olympic
Iskara Daii 1-1 Ousevale Borough
Mercia Bromham 2-1 Phraen Palace
Telecontarë 3-2 Casuals Osteria
Avidia United 2-0 Jhanna City
Royal Emberton 0-1 Emberton Reds


MATCHDAY TWO
Well, it didn't take long for one of the big sides to hit the top, did it? The champions went to Oxley Park, scored half a dozen, and basically gave a "come and have a go if you think you're hard enough" message to the rest of the Liga.

Also on a maximum six points are Foxchester, Mercia, and...Montepool? Ohhhh-kay then.

Results:
Beckton Supermarine 1-2 Foxchester Raiders
Internashionale 1-1 Vecchio Victors
Leston Town 1-2 Caledon Simpson
Hallad Reavers 0-1 Montepool Waves
Hippion Overdrive 2-3 Stanton Town
Ashton Olympic 1-0 New Cefn Albion
Ousevale Borough 3-0 Bradwell Saints
Phraen Palace 0-0 Corinthian Spirits
Casuals Osteria 2-2 Iskara Daii
Jhanna City 1-3 Mercia Bromham
Emberton Reds 1-1 Telecontarë
Royal Emberton 0-6 Avidia United


MATCHDAY THREE
In answer to last week's question, Telecontarë are, indeed, hard enough, as they beat the Eagles by the odd goal in nine. They're still two points off the top, though, as Mercia and Foxchester both won to retain maximum points. Early season wackiness still rules, though, with Montepool unbeaten and in third, Hippion Overdrive sixth(!) and Stanton one point above the Daii in seventh thanks to a four-three win over Ousevale.

Yes, you read that last bit right.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 2-0 Internashionale
Beckton Supermarine 1-0 Leston Town
Vecchio Victors 1-1 Hallad Reavers
Caledon Simpson 0-1 Hippion Overdrive
Montepool Waves 0-0 Ashton Olympic
Stanton Town 4-3 Ousevale Borough
New Cefn Albion 1-3 Phraen Palace
Bradwell Saints 1-1 Casuals Osteria
Corinthian Spirits 1-1 Jhanna City
Iskara Daii 3-0 Emberton Reds
Mercia Bromham 4-0 Royal Emberton
Telecontarë 5-4 Avidia United


MATCHDAY FOUR
You want your crazy? We got your crazy.

Mercia's defeat to Tele sees the Midlanders' 100% record go up in smoke, Foxchester lose to a Leston side that had lost their previous two, Avidia are mullered by the Daii...and on top of the whole heap are Montepool Waves.

If they're there at the end of the season, I'll eat my desk.

Oh, and Royal Emberton are currently bottom, with no points, no goals, and fifteen conceded from four games.

Results:
Leston Town 2-0 Foxchester Raiders
Hallad Reavers 0-1 Internashionale
Hippion Overdrive 0-0 Beckton Supermarine
Ashton Olympic 2-0 Vecchio Victors
Ousevale Borough 1-0 Caledon Simpson
Phraen Palace 0-1 Montepool Waves
Casuals Osteria 0-0 Stanton Town
Jhanna City 0-0 New Cefn Albion
Emberton Reds 2-1 Bradwell Saints
Royal Emberton 0-4 Corinthian Spirits
Avidia United 0-3 Iskara Daii
Telecontarë 1-0 Mercia Bromham


MATCHDAY FIVE
The Daii score six to sink Mercia. Ousevale splatter Beckton with six of their own. And there's six goals in Avidia's match, too.

Unfortunately for the Eagles, though, Bradwell Saints scored all six to record their first win of the season.

I'm starting to get the feeling the title may not be coming back to the New City Stadium this season.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 2-1 Hallad Reavers
Leston Town 0-0 Hippion Overdrive
Internashionale 2-2 Ashton Olympic
Beckton Supermarine 0-6 Ousevale Borough
Vecchio Victors 0-2 Phraen Palace
Caledon Simpson 1-1 Casuals Osteria
Montepool Waves 0-0 Jhanna City
Stanton Town 0-2 Emberton Reds
New Cefn Albion 3-4 Royal Emberton
Bradwell Saints 6-0 Avidia United
Corinthian Spirits 0-0 Telecontarë
Iskara Daii 6-2 Mercia Bromham


MATCHDAY SIX
Foxchester keep themselves a point clear at the summit with a "that'll do" win over the Overdrive, whilst the Daii and the elves both keep pace with squeaky wins of their own.

One side, though, is putting a marker down...and that's Ousevale, who smashed eight past Leston "Top On Opening Day" Town.

Results:
Hippion Overdrive 0-2 Foxchester Raiders
Ashton Olympic 0-1 Hallad Reavers
Ousevale Borough 8-2 Leston Town
Phraen Palace 1-0 Internashionale
Casuals Osteria 2-0 Beckton Supermarine
Jhanna City 3-3 Vecchio Victors
Emberton Reds 0-0 Caledon Simpson
Royal Emberton 4-0 Montepool Waves
Avidia United 3-1 Stanton Town
Telecontarë 1-0 New Cefn Albion
Mercia Bromham 1-0 Bradwell Saints
Iskara Daii 2-1 Corinthian Spirits


MATCHDAY SEVEN
Montepool Waves five, Telecontarë nil.

Smooth, Tele, real smooth. Oh, and you let the Daii go top too (admittedly with a little help from bottom side New Cefn, but still...)

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 0-3 Ashton Olympic
Hippion Overdrive 1-3 Ousevale Borough
Hallad Reavers 0-0 Phraen Palace
Leston Town 1-3 Casuals Osteria
Internashionale 1-1 Jhanna City
Beckton Supermarine 0-3 Emberton Reds
Vecchio Victors 1-2 Royal Emberton
Caledon Simpson 0-2 Avidia United
Montepool Waves 5-0 Telecontarë
Stanton Town 0-2 Mercia Bromham
New Cefn Albion 0-2 Iskara Daii
Bradwell Saints 0-0 Corinthian Spirits


MATCHDAY EIGHT
So, you've just lost five-nil, what next? Well, if you're lucky, the fixture computer can be your friend and give you a chance to stuff the Victors!

Above the elves, meanwhile, it's no change in the top three as the Daii, the Tigers, and the Midlanders all won.

Results:
Ousevale Borough 1-0 Foxchester Raiders
Phraen Palace 0-0 Ashton Olympic
Casuals Osteria 0-1 Hippion Overdrive
Jhanna City 2-1 Hallad Reavers
Emberton Reds 2-0 Leston Town
Royal Emberton 0-1 Internashionale
Avidia United 3-3 Beckton Supermarine
Telecontarë 4-0 Vecchio Victors
Mercia Bromham 3-0 Caledon Simpson
Iskara Daii 1-0 Montepool Waves
Corinthian Spirits 3-0 Stanton Town
Bradwell Saints 1-1 New Cefn Albion


MATCHDAY NINE
Oh, how the Miners must hate playing Ousevale. Last season, they were on the wrong end of an eight-nil scoreline; this time, it's a nine-one shellacking.

Ousevale, though, fail to take top spot as Iskara beat Vecchio by "only" three goals.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 1-1 Phraen Palace
Ousevale Borough 9-1 Casuals Osteria
Ashton Olympic 0-0 Jhanna City
Hippion Overdrive 3-4 Emberton Reds
Hallad Reavers 0-0 Royal Emberton
Leston Town 1-0 Avidia United
Internashionale 0-1 Telecontarë
Beckton Supermarine 2-0 Mercia Bromham
Vecchio Victors 0-3 Iskara Daii
Caledon Simpson 0-1 Corinthian Spirits
Montepool Waves 1-1 Bradwell Saints
Stanton Town 1-0 New Cefn Albion


MATCHDAY TEN
Iskara Daii drop points at home to Corinth's sleeping giants (no, not Spirits, Inter); can Ousevale take advantage?

HahahahahahahahaNOPE.

Instead, the Tigers decide to lose four-nil at the IOS, and it's their conquerors who move into second place. Tele also leapfrog the men from the Southern Arena, as they despatch the Reavers.

Results:
Casuals Osteria 3-1 Foxchester Raiders
Jhanna City 1-2 Phraen Palace
Emberton Reds 4-0 Ousevale Borough
Royal Emberton 2-1 Ashton Olympic
Avidia United 3-0 Hippion Overdrive
Telecontarë 5-1 Hallad Reavers
Mercia Bromham 1-0 Leston Town
Iskara Daii 3-3 Internashionale
Corinthian Spirits 1-1 Beckton Supermarine
Bradwell Saints 0-3 Vecchio Victors
New Cefn Albion 0-2 Caledon Simpson
Stanton Town 0-1 Montepool Waves


MATCHDAY ELEVEN
Ousevale shink another dagger into Avidia's title chances; unfortunately for them, the top three all win so it's as you were. New Cefn, meanwhile, continue to disappoint, and the bottom-dwellers are still looking for their first win of the season after an abject display in Beckton.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 3-0 Jhanna City
Casuals Osteria 0-4 Emberton Reds
Phraen Palace 0-0 Royal Emberton
Ousevale Borough 3-1 Avidia United
Ashton Olympic 1-2 Telecontarë
Hippion Overdrive 1-1 Mercia Bromham
Hallad Reavers 0-3 Iskara Daii
Leston Town 0-2 Corinthian Spirits
Internashionale 2-1 Bradwell Saints
Beckton Supermarine 3-1 New Cefn Albion
Vecchio Victors 2-0 Stanton Town
Caledon Simpson 2-0 Montepool Waves


MATCHDAY TWELVE
Ah, the Mercian Classic. Two sides locked in battle, close attacking football and evenly matched.

You know, or not.

The win moves Ousevale to third; though Tele and Iskara win, the Reds are downed by Foxchester and drop to fourth.

Results:
Emberton Reds 1-2 Foxchester Raiders
Royal Emberton 1-0 Jhanna City
Avidia United 5-1 Casuals Osteria
Telecontarë 3-2 Phraen Palace
Mercia Bromham 1-7 Ousevale Borough
Iskara Daii 3-0 Ashton Olympic
Corinthian Spirits 2-1 Hippion Overdrive
Bradwell Saints 1-1 Hallad Reavers
New Cefn Albion 0-2 Leston Town
Stanton Town 1-0 Internashionale
Montepool Waves 0-2 Beckton Supermarine
Caledon Simpson 3-0 Vecchio Victors


Table after 12 games
Pos Team                      P  W  D  L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Iskara Daii 12 9 3 0 32 9 +23 30
2 Telecontarë 12 9 2 1 26 16 +10 29
3 Ousevale Borough 12 9 1 2 45 15 +30 28

4 Emberton Reds 12 8 2 2 24 10 +14 26
5 Corinthian Spirits 12 6 5 1 19 6 +13 23
6 Foxchester Raiders 12 7 1 4 19 14 +5 22
7 Mercia Bromham 12 7 1 4 20 19 +1 22
8 Avidia United 12 6 1 5 29 23 +6 19
9 Montepool Waves 12 5 3 4 12 10 +2 18

10 Phraen Palace 12 4 5 3 12 9 +3 17
11 Royal Emberton 12 5 2 5 13 21 -8 17
12 Beckton Supermarine 12 4 4 4 14 19 -5 16
13 Caledon Simpson 12 4 3 5 11 11 +0 15
14 Ashton Olympic 12 3 4 5 11 14 -3 13
15 Internashionale 12 3 4 5 11 16 -5 13
16 Leston Town 12 4 1 7 13 19 -6 13
17 Casuals Osteria 12 3 4 5 16 28 -12 13
18 Stanton Town 12 4 1 7 10 22 -12 13
19 Hippion Overdrive 12 3 3 6 11 18 -7 12
20 Hallad Reavers 12 2 4 6 7 16 -9 10
21 Jhanna City 12 1 6 5 9 17 -8 9
22 Vecchio Victors 12 2 3 7 12 25 -13 9
23 Bradwell Saints 12 1 5 6 12 16 -4 8
24 New Cefn Albion 12 0 2 10 6 21 -15 2


MATCHDAY THIRTEEN
With Ousevale, ahem, "spiriting" away points to Corinth, both Starblaydi sides at the top win comfortably to open a bit of a gap at the top. Not only that, but the Tigers will have a fight on their hands for third, with Emberton Reds, Corinth, Foxchester and Mercia all within a win of their spot.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 4-1 Royal Emberton
Emberton Reds 1-1 Avidia United
Jhanna City 0-3 Telecontarë
Casuals Osteria 1-2 Mercia Bromham
Phraen Palace 0-3 Iskara Daii
Ousevale Borough 0-2 Corinthian Spirits
Ashton Olympic 0-0 Bradwell Saints
Hippion Overdrive 1-0 New Cefn Albion
Hallad Reavers 0-1 Stanton Town
Leston Town 3-2 Montepool Waves
Internashionale 1-0 Caledon Simpson
Beckton Supermarine 2-1 Vecchio Victors


MATCHDAY FOURTEEN
The Jhanna derby provides three easy points for the Daii to keep them top. Tele's routine win keeps them just a single point behind, whilst Ousevale take out their frustrations on New Cefn, heaping more misery upon an Albion side still looking for their first win of the season.

Results:
Avidia United 2-1 Foxchester Raiders
Telecontarë 4-1 Royal Emberton
Mercia Bromham 3-1 Emberton Reds
Iskara Daii 4-0 Jhanna City
Corinthian Spirits 1-0 Casuals Osteria
Bradwell Saints 0-0 Phraen Palace
New Cefn Albion 2-6 Ousevale Borough
Stanton Town 0-0 Ashton Olympic
Montepool Waves 2-1 Hippion Overdrive
Caledon Simpson 0-1 Hallad Reavers
Vecchio Victors 2-3 Leston Town
Beckton Supermarine 1-0 Internashionale


MATCHDAY FIFTEEN
Iskara Daii finally lose their first game of the season, and they surrender the league lead to boot. Royal Emberton's win over the men in red and black allows Tele to pass with a close-run victory over Foxchester.

The chase is still on just behind, too, with Ousevale tonking Montepool and Spirits doing over Emberton's other team.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 2-3 Telecontarë
Avidia United 1-0 Mercia Bromham
Royal Emberton 2-1 Iskara Daii
Emberton Reds 0-1 Corinthian Spirits
Jhanna City 0-3 Bradwell Saints
Casuals Osteria 2-0 New Cefn Albion
Phraen Palace 2-0 Stanton Town
Ousevale Borough 6-0 Montepool Waves
Ashton Olympic 0-0 Caledon Simpson
Hippion Overdrive 1-0 Vecchio Victors
Hallad Reavers 2-0 Beckton Supermarine
Leston Town 1-2 Internashionale


MATCHDAY SIXTEEN
The Clash of the Immortals sees second meet first, and second beats first to go first, putting first in second. Or in other words, the Daii beat Tele and the two swap places. Ousevale are still in the mix after their win over Vecchio.

At the other end, the Albion open their wins account with an absolute doozy over Emberton Reds.

Results:
Mercia Bromham 1-0 Foxchester Raiders
Iskara Daii 2-1 Telecontarë
Corinthian Spirits 1-2 Avidia United
Bradwell Saints 1-1 Royal Emberton
New Cefn Albion 5-0 Emberton Reds
Stanton Town 0-0 Jhanna City
Montepool Waves 5-3 Casuals Osteria
Caledon Simpson 1-1 Phraen Palace
Vecchio Victors 1-3 Ousevale Borough
Beckton Supermarine 3-4 Ashton Olympic
Internashionale 3-3 Hippion Overdrive
Leston Town 1-1 Hallad Reavers


MATCHDAY SEVENTEEN
Iskara are made to fight for a draw in Foxchester...and it's a draw that drops them to third place. Tele and Ousevale both notch up 4-0 wins and it's the elves now on top of the tree.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 2-2 Iskara Daii
Mercia Bromham 0-2 Corinthian Spirits
Telecontarë 4-0 Bradwell Saints
Avidia United 4-1 New Cefn Albion
Royal Emberton 1-1 Stanton Town
Emberton Reds 1-4 Montepool Waves
Jhanna City 0-1 Caledon Simpson
Casuals Osteria 2-1 Vecchio Victors
Phraen Palace 1-2 Beckton Supermarine
Ousevale Borough 4-0 Internashionale
Ashton Olympic 2-0 Leston Town
Hippion Overdrive 1-1 Hallad Reavers


MATCHDAY EIGHTEEN
A good week for the leaders; not only do Tele win seven-nil in the Harbour Stadium, but the Daii can only draw in Bradwell, and Ousevale can't even manage that away to the Reavers. There's daylight between the elves and the pack now.

Results:
Corinthian Spirits 0-0 Foxchester Raiders
Bradwell Saints 1-1 Iskara Daii
New Cefn Albion 1-3 Mercia Bromham
Stanton Town 0-7 Telecontarë
Montepool Waves 1-2 Avidia United
Caledon Simpson 3-1 Royal Emberton
Vecchio Victors 0-1 Emberton Reds
Beckton Supermarine 1-1 Jhanna City
Internashionale 0-1 Casuals Osteria
Leston Town 3-0 Phraen Palace
Hallad Reavers 3-2 Ousevale Borough
Hippion Overdrive 1-2 Ashton Olympic


MATCHDAY NINETEEN
Wins all round for the top eight; Beckton, meanwhile, sneak into the final Globe Cup spot courtesy of a win over Royal Emberton.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 1-0 Bradwell Saints
Corinthian Spirits 3-0 New Cefn Albion
Iskara Daii 3-1 Stanton Town
Mercia Bromham 2-0 Montepool Waves
Telecontarë 2-0 Caledon Simpson
Avidia United 5-0 Vecchio Victors
Royal Emberton 0-1 Beckton Supermarine
Emberton Reds 3-1 Internashionale
Jhanna City 0-0 Leston Town
Casuals Osteria 2-2 Hallad Reavers
Phraen Palace 3-0 Hippion Overdrive
Ousevale Borough 3-2 Ashton Olympic


MATCHDAY TWENTY
Tele's win over Beckton allows them to stretch their legs at the top, with Simpson taking a precious point from the Daii and Palace stealing all three from Ousevale. Avidia, meanwhile, are showing they're not giving up the Aquila d'Oro without a fight as they hit double figures away to Inter.

Results:
New Cefn Albion 0-4 Foxchester Raiders
Stanton Town 0-3 Bradwell Saints
Montepool Waves 0-1 Corinthian Spirits
Caledon Simpson 1-1 Iskara Daii
Vecchio Victors 0-1 Mercia Bromham
Beckton Supermarine 0-5 Telecontarë
Internashionale 1-10 Avidia United
Leston Town 0-0 Royal Emberton
Hallad Reavers 3-2 Emberton Reds
Hippion Overdrive 0-1 Jhanna City
Ashton Olympic 1-0 Casuals Osteria
Ousevale Borough 1-2 Phraen Palace


MATCHDAY TWENTY-ONE
Routine wins for the top seven in the table leave things pretty settled at the top. The neutrals got their money's worth at Coalfields, meanwhile, as Casuals and Palace played out a four-all draw.

At the other end, New Cefn's second win of the season was well-received, but they are still eleven points from safety.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 2-0 Stanton Town
New Cefn Albion 2-0 Montepool Waves
Bradwell Saints 1-0 Caledon Simpson
Corinthian Spirits 4-0 Vecchio Victors
Iskara Daii 3-1 Beckton Supermarine
Mercia Bromham 3-0 Internashionale
Telecontarë 2-0 Leston Town
Avidia United 2-1 Hallad Reavers
Royal Emberton 2-1 Hippion Overdrive
Emberton Reds 0-4 Ashton Olympic
Jhanna City 1-5 Ousevale Borough
Casuals Osteria 4-4 Phraen Palace


MATCHDAY TWENTY-TWO
It's all to easy at the front of the Liga Calania peloton, as the top seven all take three points. At the other end, though, a draw between bottom side New Cefn and second-bottom Vecchio did neither side much good.

Results:
Montepool Waves 0-1 Foxchester Raiders
Caledon Simpson 2-0 Stanton Town
Vecchio Victors 1-1 New Cefn Albion
Beckton Supermarine 3-0 Bradwell Saints
Internashionale 2-4 Corinthian Spirits
Leston Town 1-2 Iskara Daii
Hallad Reavers 0-1 Mercia Bromham
Hippion Overdrive 0-1 Telecontarë
Ashton Olympic 2-2 Avidia United
Ousevale Borough 4-0 Royal Emberton
Phraen Palace 1-2 Emberton Reds
Casuals Osteria 2-0 Jhanna City


MATCHDAY TWENTY-THREE
Tele versus Ousevale rounds out the first half of the season. It's the Tigers taking the point, but the elves have enough of a cushion to absorb the impact. Iskara go nap in Hippion to remain in second place.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 2-0 Caledon Simpson
Montepool Waves 1-1 Vecchio Victors
Stanton Town 1-0 Beckton Supermarine
New Cefn Albion 1-3 Internashionale
Bradwell Saints 0-1 Leston Town
Corinthian Spirits 1-0 Hallad Reavers
Iskara Daii 5-1 Hippion Overdrive
Mercia Bromham 1-0 Ashton Olympic
Telecontarë 0-1 Ousevale Borough
Avidia United 2-2 Phraen Palace
Royal Emberton 1-2 Casuals Osteria
Emberton Reds 5-0 Jhanna City


Liga Calania table after MD23
Pos Team                      P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Telecontarë 23 18 2 3 58 22 +36 56
2 Iskara Daii 23 16 6 1 59 20 +39 54
3 Ousevale Borough 23 17 1 5 80 28 +52 52

4 Corinthian Spirits 23 15 6 2 39 10 +29 51
5 Mercia Bromham 23 16 1 6 37 25 +12 49
6 Avidia United 23 14 4 5 62 34 +28 46
7 Foxchester Raiders 23 13 3 7 38 23 +15 42
8 Emberton Reds 23 12 3 8 40 33 +7 39
9 Ashton Olympic 23 8 8 7 28 24 +4 32

10 Beckton Supermarine 23 9 5 9 28 37 -9 32
11 Phraen Palace 23 7 9 7 28 27 +1 30
12 Casuals Osteria 23 8 6 9 35 45 -10 30
13 Montepool Waves 23 8 4 11 27 33 -6 28
14 Leston Town 23 8 4 11 26 32 -6 28
15 Caledon Simpson 23 7 6 10 19 21 -2 27
16 Royal Emberton 23 7 5 11 23 43 -20 26
17 Hallad Reavers 23 6 7 10 21 29 -8 25
18 Internashionale 23 6 5 12 24 47 -23 23
19 Stanton Town 23 6 4 13 14 42 -28 22
20 Bradwell Saints 23 4 9 10 21 27 -6 21
21 Hippion Overdrive 23 5 5 13 21 38 -17 20
22 Jhanna City 23 2 9 12 12 41 -29 15
23 Vecchio Victors 23 2 5 16 19 49 -30 11
24 New Cefn Albion 23 2 3 18 19 48 -29 9
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LIGA CALANIA : SEASON XVIII
Part Two


Tele lead the race at halfway, but the chasing pack is looming not too far behind.

Will there be a traditional elven choke? Probably, but you never know...

MATCHDAY TWENTY-FOUR
Ousevale's Southern Arena has the spectacle if not the scintillating football. The tigers will take a one-nil win over the Daii any day of the week, though.

Tele's win over Casuals, meanwhile, means the gap is up to four points at the top.

Results:
Vecchio Victors 1-5 Foxchester Raiders
Beckton Supermarine 2-1 Caledon Simpson
Internashionale 2-0 Montepool Waves
Leston Town 0-1 Stanton Town
Hallad Reavers 4-1 New Cefn Albion
Hippion Overdrive 1-2 Bradwell Saints
Ashton Olympic 0-1 Corinthian Spirits
Ousevale Borough 1-0 Iskara Daii
Phraen Palace 1-1 Mercia Bromham
Casuals Osteria 0-4 Telecontarë
Jhanna City 0-3 Avidia United
Emberton Reds 3-0 Royal Emberton


MATCHDAY TWENTY-FIVE
Telecontarë are determined to avoid the choke button this season; case in point, hammering the Reds six-nil. There's no let-up for the elves though, as Ousevale and Iskara both win.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 5-1 Beckton Supermarine
Vecchio Victors 0-0 Internashionale
Caledon Simpson 1-2 Leston Town
Montepool Waves 1-1 Hallad Reavers
Stanton Town 3-3 Hippion Overdrive
New Cefn Albion 0-3 Ashton Olympic
Bradwell Saints 0-1 Ousevale Borough
Corinthian Spirits 1-1 Phraen Palace
Iskara Daii 3-1 Casuals Osteria
Mercia Bromham 5-1 Jhanna City
Telecontarë 6-0 Emberton Reds
Avidia United 0-1 Royal Emberton


MATCHDAY TWENTY-SIX
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

Nope, it's a sky-blue clad spanner, and it's flying into the White Tower works.

Ousevale's six-nil win puts them a point off the leaders, whilst the Daii are a single point further back courtesy of a solid win over Emberton Reds.

Results:
Internashionale 1-3 Foxchester Raiders
Leston Town 1-2 Beckton Supermarine
Hallad Reavers 0-5 Vecchio Victors
Hippion Overdrive 1-1 Caledon Simpson
Ashton Olympic 1-1 Montepool Waves
Ousevale Borough 6-0 Stanton Town
Phraen Palace 2-0 New Cefn Albion
Casuals Osteria 1-2 Bradwell Saints
Jhanna City 1-1 Corinthian Spirits
Emberton Reds 2-5 Iskara Daii
Royal Emberton 1-3 Mercia Bromham
Avidia United 2-0 Telecontarë


MATCHDAY TWENTY-SEVEN
It would be remiss to regard Iskara's draw with Avidia or Tele's similar result against Mercia as points dropped.

It would, however, also be true, and Ousevale steal the top spot with an audible "yoink".

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 0-1 Leston Town
Internashionale 1-1 Hallad Reavers
Beckton Supermarine 2-0 Hippion Overdrive
Vecchio Victors 1-4 Ashton Olympic
Caledon Simpson 0-2 Ousevale Borough
Montepool Waves 1-1 Phraen Palace
Stanton Town 0-1 Casuals Osteria
New Cefn Albion 2-3 Jhanna City
Bradwell Saints 0-2 Emberton Reds
Corinthian Spirits 2-0 Royal Emberton
Iskara Daii 1-1 Avidia United
Mercia Bromham 1-1 Telecontarë


MATCHDAY TWENTY-EIGHT
Tele's draw fever continues against fourth-placed Corinth, and the Daii take full advantage, doing the business against Bromham to go second.

Ousevale are now three points clear in all the confusion, though Beckton made a valiant attempt at stealing a point.

Results:
Hallad Reavers 0-0 Foxchester Raiders
Hippion Overdrive 1-0 Leston Town
Ashton Olympic 6-0 Internashionale
Ousevale Borough 2-1 Beckton Supermarine
Phraen Palace 0-2 Vecchio Victors
Casuals Osteria 2-0 Caledon Simpson
Jhanna City 3-1 Montepool Waves
Emberton Reds 2-3 Stanton Town
Royal Emberton 0-0 New Cefn Albion
Avidia United 3-0 Bradwell Saints
Telecontarë 1-1 Corinthian Spirits
Mercia Bromham 0-2 Iskara Daii


MATCHDAY TWENTY-NINE
The league leaders preserve their advantage with a routine win over Leston; behind them, though, it's goal madness. Tele put five past a sorry New Cefn, Avidia go three better with an octet against Stanton, and they're all in on it in Corinth as the Spirits and Daii trade eleven between them.

Vecchio and Jhanna City are clearly above all that though. The game between second-bottom and third-bottom provides precisely zero goals.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 1-0 Hippion Overdrive
Hallad Reavers 2-1 Ashton Olympic
Leston Town 0-3 Ousevale Borough
Internashionale 0-3 Phraen Palace
Beckton Supermarine 2-1 Casuals Osteria
Vecchio Victors 0-0 Jhanna City
Caledon Simpson 3-5 Emberton Reds
Montepool Waves 2-3 Royal Emberton
Stanton Town 1-8 Avidia United
New Cefn Albion 1-5 Telecontarë
Bradwell Saints 1-1 Mercia Bromham
Corinthian Spirits 4-7 Iskara Daii


MATCHDAY THIRTY
It's depressingly predictable as the top four all win; Mercia, though, leapfrog Avidia for fourth. They're twelve points shy of their Classico rivals...I fear that the title might just be beyond them at this point.

Results:
Ashton Olympic 2-0 Foxchester Raiders
Ousevale Borough 3-0 Hippion Overdrive
Phraen Palace 2-0 Hallad Reavers
Casuals Osteria 0-3 Leston Town
Jhanna City 1-2 Internashionale
Emberton Reds 3-1 Beckton Supermarine
Royal Emberton 2-1 Vecchio Victors
Avidia United 0-0 Caledon Simpson
Telecontarë 3-1 Montepool Waves
Mercia Bromham 1-0 Stanton Town
Iskara Daii 6-0 New Cefn Albion
Corinthian Spirits 1-0 Bradwell Saints


MATCHDAY THIRTY-ONE
Ousevale unexpectedly have two points Raided from them, and the Daii take full advantage to cut the gap to one.

Tele, meanwhile, entertain and frustrate in equal measure, splitting eight goals with struggling Vecchio.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 1-1 Ousevale Borough
Ashton Olympic 2-0 Phraen Palace
Hippion Overdrive 3-1 Casuals Osteria
Hallad Reavers 1-0 Jhanna City
Leston Town 0-2 Emberton Reds
Internashionale 0-1 Royal Emberton
Beckton Supermarine 1-3 Avidia United
Vecchio Victors 4-4 Telecontarë
Caledon Simpson 1-2 Mercia Bromham
Montepool Waves 1-2 Iskara Daii
Stanton Town 0-2 Corinthian Spirits
New Cefn Albion 2-1 Bradwell Saints


MATCHDAY THIRTY-TWO
Ousevale drop points against Casuals, the Daii struggle but succeed against Vecchio to lead the table, and Tele keep the pressure on with a stonking win at home to Inter.

Oh, it's on.

Results:
Phraen Palace 0-0 Foxchester Raiders
Casuals Osteria 1-1 Ousevale Borough
Jhanna City 0-3 Ashton Olympic
Emberton Reds 3-5 Hippion Overdrive
Royal Emberton 4-2 Hallad Reavers
Avidia United 2-2 Leston Town
Telecontarë 5-0 Internashionale
Mercia Bromham 0-1 Beckton Supermarine
Iskara Daii 1-0 Vecchio Victors
Corinthian Spirits 0-0 Caledon Simpson
Bradwell Saints 1-1 Montepool Waves
New Cefn Albion 0-0 Stanton Town


MATCHDAY THIRTY-THREE
Iskara's win keeps them top, but Ousevale will be damned if they're going to choke now. Poor Emberton Reds.

A draw in Gar-Hallad, meanwhile, is Tele doing what Tele do best.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 1-0 Casuals Osteria
Phraen Palace 1-0 Jhanna City
Ousevale Borough 6-0 Emberton Reds
Ashton Olympic 4-2 Royal Emberton
Hippion Overdrive 1-2 Avidia United
Hallad Reavers 1-1 Telecontarë
Leston Town 1-1 Mercia Bromham
Internashionale 2-5 Iskara Daii
Beckton Supermarine 2-1 Corinthian Spirits
Vecchio Victors 0-1 Bradwell Saints
Caledon Simpson 2-1 New Cefn Albion
Montepool Waves 1-3 Stanton Town


MATCHDAY THIRTY-FOUR
Ousevale draw a blank against Avidia, Tele don't even get that luxury against Ashton, and the Daii are laughing all the way to the bank.

Indeed, the elves might have to start looking over their shoulder, as Corinth are chasing hard for that final Champions' Cup spot.

Results:
Jhanna City 0-1 Foxchester Raiders
Emberton Reds 0-3 Casuals Osteria
Royal Emberton 2-4 Phraen Palace
Avidia United 0-0 Ousevale Borough
Telecontarë 1-3 Ashton Olympic
Mercia Bromham 5-2 Hippion Overdrive
Iskara Daii 2-0 Hallad Reavers
Corinthian Spirits 2-0 Leston Town
Bradwell Saints 1-2 Internashionale
New Cefn Albion 0-1 Beckton Supermarine
Stanton Town 2-2 Vecchio Victors
Montepool Waves 0-3 Caledon Simpson


MATCHDAY THIRTY-FIVE
Iskara are starting to disappear into the distance as they rack up the wins; behind them, the Mercian Classico goes the way of the men from Bromham, Tele drop yet more points, and the race for third - and possibly second - is well and truly on.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 6-2 Emberton Reds
Jhanna City 0-2 Royal Emberton
Casuals Osteria 1-1 Avidia United
Phraen Palace 1-1 Telecontarë
Ousevale Borough 0-1 Mercia Bromham
Ashton Olympic 0-3 Iskara Daii
Hippion Overdrive 0-4 Corinthian Spirits
Hallad Reavers 1-1 Bradwell Saints
Leston Town 0-0 New Cefn Albion
Internashionale 1-1 Stanton Town
Beckton Supermarine 2-4 Montepool Waves
Vecchio Victors 0-2 Caledon Simpson


Table after 35 games
Pos Team                      P   W   D   L  For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Iskara Daii 35 26 7 2 96 32 +64 85
2 Ousevale Borough 35 25 4 6 106 32 +74 79
3 Telecontarë 35 23 7 5 90 37 +53 76

4 Corinthian Spirits 35 21 10 4 59 22 +37 73
5 Mercia Bromham 35 22 5 8 58 37 +21 71
6 Avidia United 35 20 9 6 87 42 +45 69
7 Foxchester Raiders 35 20 6 9 61 32 +29 66
8 Ashton Olympic 35 16 9 10 57 35 +22 57
9 Emberton Reds 35 17 3 15 64 71 -7 54

10 Beckton Supermarine 35 16 5 14 46 58 -12 53
11 Phraen Palace 35 12 14 9 44 37 +7 50
12 Royal Emberton 35 13 6 16 41 64 -23 45
13 Casuals Osteria 35 11 8 16 47 65 -18 41
14 Leston Town 35 11 7 17 36 47 -11 40
15 Caledon Simpson 35 10 9 16 33 38 -5 39
16 Hallad Reavers 35 9 12 14 34 48 -14 39
17 Montepool Waves 35 9 8 18 41 58 -17 35
18 Internashionale 35 9 8 18 35 74 -39 35
19 Stanton Town 35 9 8 18 28 69 -41 35
20 Bradwell Saints 35 7 12 16 31 43 -12 33
21 Hippion Overdrive 35 8 7 20 38 65 -27 31
22 Jhanna City 35 4 11 20 21 63 -42 23
23 Vecchio Victors 35 4 9 22 35 70 -35 21
24 New Cefn Albion 35 3 6 26 26 75 -49 15


MATCHDAY THIRTY-SIX
It's Ousevale's turn to choke, as they get beaten by a Corinth side who are now just three points behind them. Tele, meanwhile, prove they still have the stomach for a fight, and leaders Iskara Daii just keep piling on the wins. The lead is now at nine.

Results:
Royal Emberton 1-2 Foxchester Raiders
Avidia United 1-0 Emberton Reds
Telecontarë 3-1 Jhanna City
Mercia Bromham 2-1 Casuals Osteria
Iskara Daii 3-0 Phraen Palace
Corinthian Spirits 2-0 Ousevale Borough
Bradwell Saints 0-2 Ashton Olympic
New Cefn Albion 1-1 Hippion Overdrive
Stanton Town 1-1 Hallad Reavers
Montepool Waves 1-0 Leston Town
Caledon Simpson 1-0 Internashionale
Vecchio Victors 2-3 Beckton Supermarine


MATCHDAY THIRTY-SEVEN
Iskara win the Jhanna derby, Ousevale heap an extra serving of misery on all-but-relegated New Cefn, Tele go the full Tele at Oxley Park, and Corinthian Spirits can almost smell that Champions' Cup spot.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 2-6 Avidia United
Royal Emberton 3-1 Telecontarë
Emberton Reds 1-2 Mercia Bromham
Jhanna City 0-2 Iskara Daii
Casuals Osteria 1-5 Corinthian Spirits
Phraen Palace 0-3 Bradwell Saints
Ousevale Borough 3-1 New Cefn Albion
Ashton Olympic 1-1 Stanton Town
Hippion Overdrive 1-1 Montepool Waves
Hallad Reavers 0-1 Caledon Simpson
Leston Town 2-0 Vecchio Victors
Internashionale 1-2 Beckton Supermarine


MATCHDAY THIRTY-EIGHT
The lead is down to six. The Daii are Royally screwed, and Ousevale close the gap.

So do Tele and Corinth, who might just have a say in the title race after all.

Results:
Telecontarë 3-2 Foxchester Raiders
Mercia Bromham 0-3 Avidia United
Iskara Daii 0-4 Royal Emberton
Corinthian Spirits 4-1 Emberton Reds
Bradwell Saints 1-1 Jhanna City
New Cefn Albion 2-4 Casuals Osteria
Stanton Town 0-1 Phraen Palace
Montepool Waves 1-3 Ousevale Borough
Caledon Simpson 0-2 Ashton Olympic
Vecchio Victors 1-1 Hippion Overdrive
Beckton Supermarine 3-1 Hallad Reavers
Internashionale 0-1 Leston Town


MATCHDAY THIRTY-NINE
Telecontarë seven, Iskara Daii two.

There are no words.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 0-3 Mercia Bromham
Telecontarë 7-2 Iskara Daii
Avidia United 1-1 Corinthian Spirits
Royal Emberton 3-1 Bradwell Saints
Emberton Reds 0-0 New Cefn Albion
Jhanna City 2-0 Stanton Town
Casuals Osteria 4-0 Montepool Waves
Phraen Palace 1-0 Caledon Simpson
Ousevale Borough 3-1 Vecchio Victors
Ashton Olympic 2-1 Beckton Supermarine
Hippion Overdrive 3-0 Internashionale
Hallad Reavers 1-2 Leston Town


MATCHDAY FORTY
Iskara Daii are disintegrating faster than toilet paper in a car wash, Ousevale are back on top of the table, and Corinth beat Bromham to keep themselves in with a shout.

New Cefn, meanwhile, stave off the drop for another week with a surprise win over the (outgoing) champions.

Results:
Iskara Daii 1-4 Foxchester Raiders
Corinthian Spirits 4-2 Mercia Bromham
Bradwell Saints 1-2 Telecontarë
New Cefn Albion 2-1 Avidia United
Stanton Town 0-2 Royal Emberton
Montepool Waves 0-1 Emberton Reds
Caledon Simpson 1-0 Jhanna City
Vecchio Victors 2-0 Casuals Osteria
Beckton Supermarine 1-0 Phraen Palace
Internashionale 0-1 Ousevale Borough
Leston Town 0-1 Ashton Olympic
Hallad Reavers 1-1 Hippion Overdrive


MATCHDAY FORTY-ONE
It's a league table Mexican standoff as the top four win. Actually, make that the top seven - though fifth-placed Mercia's marmalising of the bottom side isn't quite enough to condemn Albion. Yet.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 0-1 Corinthian Spirits
Iskara Daii 2-0 Bradwell Saints
Mercia Bromham 7-2 New Cefn Albion
Telecontarë 5-1 Stanton Town
Avidia United 5-1 Montepool Waves
Royal Emberton 1-0 Caledon Simpson
Emberton Reds 1-0 Vecchio Victors
Jhanna City 2-1 Beckton Supermarine
Casuals Osteria 2-0 Internashionale
Phraen Palace 1-0 Leston Town
Ousevale Borough 2-1 Hallad Reavers
Ashton Olympic 1-0 Hippion Overdrive


MATCHDAY FORTY-TWO
Ashton keep things interesting with a scintillating draw against Ousevale, the Daii continue to run on fumes as they lose to Stanton, and Telecontarë are just one point off the top spot in third.

Corinthian Spirits, meanwhile, are just two points further back. Their win over Albion also relegates the Krytenian side.

Results:
Bradwell Saints 1-1 Foxchester Raiders
New Cefn Albion 3-4 Corinthian Spirits - New Cefn are relegated
Stanton Town 3-0 Iskara Daii
Montepool Waves 1-0 Mercia Bromham
Caledon Simpson 2-4 Telecontarë
Vecchio Victors 0-2 Avidia United
Beckton Supermarine 1-1 Royal Emberton
Internashionale 0-4 Emberton Reds
Leston Town 3-1 Jhanna City
Hallad Reavers 3-1 Casuals Osteria
Hippion Overdrive 2-0 Phraen Palace
Ashton Olympic 4-4 Ousevale Borough


MATCHDAY FORTY-THREE
Oh, Palace, what did you just do?

The men from Phraen beat the leaders, who are now no longer the leaders. Tele's win over Beckton puts them in pole position, with three teams all two points behind.

Vecchio, meanwhile, keep their slim hopes of salvation alive as they notch up a shock win at the Cygnus.

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 7-1 New Cefn Albion
Bradwell Saints 1-0 Stanton Town
Corinthian Spirits 1-0 Montepool Waves
Iskara Daii 0-0 Caledon Simpson
Mercia Bromham 0-1 Vecchio Victors
Telecontarë 6-2 Beckton Supermarine
Avidia United 3-1 Internashionale
Royal Emberton 1-0 Leston Town
Emberton Reds 3-1 Hallad Reavers
Jhanna City 0-0 Hippion Overdrive
Casuals Osteria 2-2 Ashton Olympic
Phraen Palace 2-1 Ousevale Borough


MATCHDAY FORTY-FOUR
It's exquisite torture for the fans as all of the top four win. Someone (read: Tele) has to blink, surely?

At the bottom, Vecchio are relegated for the third time - but at least they had something approaching fight this season. A title-chasing Spirits side simply proved a bridge too far.

Results:
Stanton Town 0-2 Foxchester Raiders
Montepool Waves 0-1 New Cefn Albion
Caledon Simpson 0-0 Bradwell Saints
Vecchio Victors 1-3 Corinthian Spirits - Vecchio are relegated
Beckton Supermarine 0-3 Iskara Daii
Internashionale 0-3 Mercia Bromham
Leston Town 0-1 Telecontarë
Hallad Reavers 0-3 Avidia United
Hippion Overdrive 2-2 Royal Emberton
Ashton Olympic 3-1 Emberton Reds
Ousevale Borough 8-0 Jhanna City
Phraen Palace 0-3 Casuals Osteria


MATCHDAY FORTY-FIVE
Iskara's draw with Leston proves fatal to their title hopes, and with one game to go, the title is going to Tele or Ousevale. Or Corinth, who are yet to lead the table this season.

They couldn't. Could they?

Results:
Foxchester Raiders 3-1 Montepool Waves
Stanton Town 1-0 Caledon Simpson
New Cefn Albion 1-2 Vecchio Victors
Bradwell Saints 1-1 Beckton Supermarine
Corinthian Spirits 4-0 Internashionale
Iskara Daii 0-0 Leston Town
Mercia Bromham 1-1 Hallad Reavers
Telecontarë 2-1 Hippion Overdrive
Avidia United 2-0 Ashton Olympic
Royal Emberton 0-7 Ousevale Borough
Emberton Reds 0-1 Phraen Palace
Jhanna City 1-1 Casuals Osteria


MATCHDAY FORTY-SIX
Ousevale versus Telecontarë...and both sides fluffed their lines. In the end, though, Corinth couldn't bridge that goal difference gap, and Telecontarë win the title. Barely. Corinth take second spot, with Ousevale in third.

At the bottom, Jhanna leak goals against the Reds; it wouldn't have mattered, as Inter got the point they needed for safety.

Results:
Caledon Simpson 1-1 Foxchester Raiders
Vecchio Victors 2-0 Montepool Waves
Beckton Supermarine 0-4 Stanton Town
Internashionale 1-1 New Cefn Albion
Leston Town 0-0 Bradwell Saints
Hallad Reavers 0-4 Corinthian Spirits
Hippion Overdrive 4-1 Iskara Daii
Ashton Olympic 0-0 Mercia Bromham
Ousevale Borough 0-0 Telecontarë - Telecontarë are champions
Phraen Palace 2-0 Avidia United
Casuals Osteria 2-3 Royal Emberton
Jhanna City 3-6 Emberton Reds - Jhanna are relegated


Liga Calania
Pos Team                      P   W   D   L  For   Ag  +/-  Pts
1 Telecontarë 46 32 8 6 124 52 +72 104 C/CC
2 Corinthian Spirits 46 31 11 4 92 31 +61 104 CC
3 Ousevale Borough 46 32 6 8 138 44 +94 102 CC

4 Iskara Daii 46 30 9 7 110 54 +56 99 GC
5 Avidia United 46 28 10 8 114 51 +63 94 GC
6 Mercia Bromham 46 27 7 12 78 51 +27 88 GC
7 Foxchester Raiders 46 25 8 13 85 51 +34 83 GC
8 Ashton Olympic 46 22 13 11 75 46 +29 79 GC
9 Emberton Reds 46 22 4 20 82 86 -4 70 GC

10 Phraen Palace 46 18 14 14 52 50 +2 68
11 Royal Emberton 46 20 8 18 62 80 -18 68
12 Beckton Supermarine 46 20 7 19 61 81 -20 67
13 Casuals Osteria 46 15 10 21 68 85 -17 55
14 Leston Town 46 15 9 22 44 54 -10 54
15 Caledon Simpson 46 13 12 21 39 48 -9 51
16 Hippion Overdrive 46 11 13 22 54 75 -21 46
17 Stanton Town 46 12 10 24 39 84 -45 46
18 Hallad Reavers 46 10 15 21 44 70 -26 45
19 Bradwell Saints 46 9 17 20 40 55 -15 44
20 Montepool Waves 46 11 9 26 47 79 -32 42
21 Internashionale 46 9 9 28 38 99 -61 36
22 Vecchio Victors 46 8 10 28 47 86 -39 34 R
23 Jhanna City 46 6 14 26 32 89 -57 32 R
24 New Cefn Albion 46 5 9 32 41 105 -64 24 R


Liga Segunda
Chiefs and Hecia return straight away, and the Dragons return to the top flight for the first time since the Liga's revival - with back-to-back promotions, no less.

Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Karak Ungor Chiefs 46 28 7 11 74 41 +33 91 P/SBCC
2 Caversham 46 25 10 11 66 38 +28 85 P/SBCC
3 Hecia 46 22 15 9 62 36 +26 81 P/SBCC

4 Notegia Rangers 46 22 12 12 57 41 +16 78 SBCC
5 Avidia City 46 22 10 14 54 40 +14 76 SBCC
6 Locomotive Wolverton 46 21 11 14 59 46 +13 74 SBCC

7 Adanac City 46 19 16 11 65 51 +14 73
8 Cedrus Soundgardia 46 20 11 15 55 46 +9 71
9 Beverington Hawks 46 18 15 13 60 43 +17 69
10 Sporting Salicus 46 18 14 14 52 47 +5 68
11 Tabeck Cefn Druids 46 20 6 20 62 60 +2 66
12 CF Avides 46 16 13 17 54 53 +1 61
13 FC Farça 46 16 12 18 47 56 -9 60
14 NSE Kovenham 46 16 10 20 57 57 +0 58
15 Penningworth United 46 15 11 20 57 69 -12 56
16 Neveheim County 46 16 8 22 39 51 -12 56
17 Tabeck FC 46 14 13 19 45 61 -16 55
18 Bromham City 46 13 15 18 45 54 -9 54
19 Basian Valley 46 13 12 21 46 60 -14 51
20 Tuncastle Rovers 46 14 9 23 52 71 -19 51
21 Tournet Nicks 46 11 17 18 47 62 -15 50 R (LM)
22 Samosisos Blues 46 14 8 24 47 64 -17 50 R (LM)
23 Sandwell Rangers 46 11 12 23 43 72 -29 45 R (LC)
24 Neathill 46 11 7 28 39 65 -26 40 R (LC)


Liga Celesta
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/-  Pts
1 Oustia 46 34 4 8 67 30 +37 106 P
2 Kallia United 46 25 15 6 73 40 +33 90 P

3 Norton 46 22 14 10 65 37 +28 80
4 Westleigh Athletic 46 21 13 12 65 45 +20 76
5 Club Francophone 46 19 15 12 49 38 +11 72
6 Bletcham Devils 46 20 12 14 52 51 +1 72
7 Penniton United 46 18 16 12 63 51 +12 70
8 Noton United 46 17 12 17 49 56 -7 63
9 Secklow 46 17 11 18 52 43 +9 62
10 Quinton City 46 16 13 17 47 46 +1 61
11 Aylesford 46 16 11 19 51 54 -3 59
12 Thackworth Rovers 46 14 17 15 47 51 -4 59
13 Hastings County 46 15 13 18 50 50 +0 58
14 Ousevale Juniors 46 14 16 16 47 49 -2 58
15 Walton City 46 16 10 20 49 55 -6 58
16 Stratford Rovers 46 16 9 21 52 71 -19 57
17 AFC Linford 46 12 20 14 39 55 -16 56
18 Foxchester Rovers 46 15 10 21 44 51 -7 55
19 Camberley Town 46 15 9 22 43 55 -12 54
20 Aigburth Athletic 46 11 20 15 39 49 -10 53
21 Porthscadoch 46 14 6 26 43 57 -14 48
22 Hoxton 46 12 12 22 32 50 -18 48
23 Ellisham 46 10 14 22 41 60 -19 44
24 Sladehill Rovers 46 9 16 21 35 50 -15 43


Liga Morada
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Hippion Heartland 46 27 13 6 82 34 +48 94 P
2 Dereapolis City 46 26 11 9 72 36 +36 89 P

3 Jhan Province 46 22 10 14 44 34 +10 76
4 Nemya Hotspurs 46 21 7 18 55 49 +6 70
5 Hernsworth Cubs 46 19 13 14 45 39 +6 70
6 Torpedo Bisarley 46 18 14 14 51 47 +4 68
7 Viculus Miners 46 18 11 17 54 44 +10 65
8 Archaeos Judiciary 46 18 11 17 44 43 +1 65
9 Tribe Urjali 46 15 18 13 54 50 +4 63
10 Widdrington Wolves 46 16 14 16 44 41 +3 62
11 Hersch Albion 46 14 20 12 44 44 +0 62
12 Veles 46 16 14 16 34 42 -8 62
13 Nidola United 46 17 10 19 47 50 -3 61
14 Ionia United 46 15 15 16 48 58 -10 60
15 Paricone Athletic 46 15 14 17 53 51 +2 59
16 Malta Lines 46 15 14 17 41 48 -7 59
17 Athletico Sciuntis 46 15 14 17 49 58 -9 59
18 Cedrus Islanders 46 14 14 18 44 48 -4 56
19 Penningworth Rorçn 46 16 8 22 44 53 -9 56
20 Port Cythera 46 12 16 18 39 50 -11 52
21 Tournetas 46 12 16 18 44 56 -12 52
22 Sciuntis Stars 46 14 9 23 41 56 -15 51
23 Jhanna United 46 13 11 22 35 52 -17 50
24 Hallad City 46 9 13 24 31 56 -25 40
Confederation Of Calanian And North-Eastern Football Associations
We're a bit like that big blob in Akira only with the North East of Atlantian Oceania as our post-apocalyptic dystopian Tokyo (so not that much of a difference, then)
Mertagne, Audioslavia, Starblaydia, Legalese, Osarius, Krytenia, Royal Kingdom of Quebec, Semarland
The COCANEFA Factbook - COCANEFA Newswires

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