"Thursday's child," said the shorter of the two men, under his breath, "has far to go."
"What's that now?" said the taller one, flicking his head over.
"Nothing," he stammered. "Er...I mean...nursery rhyme. Stupid little thing, overgeneralizing about people based on the day of the week they were born. I guess?"
"Aha! Beats your old month-of-the-year lark, I suppose?"
"Superstition, doesn't matter."
"Or year-of-the-docade!"
"Docade still isn't a word, no matter how hard you try."
"It's going to be the next big thing, I'm telling you! Time dilation--"
"--isn't a consistent ratio, I'm telling you, and even if it was? We are a long, long way from the World Cup or any tournament people actually care about."
He didn't like Kerlagrad. His colleague loved it, of course--the guy was probably only there because the Courier wouldn't give him a real job--but it wasn't for him. And not just because of the lack of quality journalism; cities, in general, weren't his scene. Maybe it was unpatriotic to yearn for an open road--a real open road, with cars and other such vices gouging their way through the supposed natural beauty--but train rides got tedious. Particularly train rides in the presence of the aforementioned colleague.
"Fair enough," said the latter. "So give me another, then."
"Another what?"
"Another day of the week?"
"Um, the...the child that's born on the Sabbath day is bonny and blithe and good and gay."
Before he could elaborate, the other man cut in. "Aha! Stereotyping some more, are we?"
"It's not--"
"Why do they have to be good and gay? How about schemingly malevolent and gay? Gay people can be dastardly villains too, you know!"
"I will inform the creators of the nursery rhyme," he nodded politely. There was only so much that could be done.
"You had better. We reach an enormous audience, you know! Nice to see you having a little pride. For once."
"If you're finished, I have an interview to tape. For some reason."
"Yes, yes, I won't keep you. Good luck!"
Rolling his eyes, he fiddled with the microphone some more, as his colleague paced off muttering about other underrated combinations of sexuality and character alignment, presumably from an epic campaign of Dungeons, Dragons, and maybe some Damsels, or not, whatever.
The interviewee was ten minutes late, blushing as he sprinted the last few steps. "Sorry," he said, "missed the train."
"It's all right." The microphone, unfiddled with, was placed aside. Maybe he'd found a kindred spirit, someone who was equally unimpressed by the Kerlagrad rapid transit system? "You ready?"
He nodded. Everything the interviewer had been told to expect; a teenager, barely out of high school, clearly from a Bigtopian family. His face was difficult to read--frustration at the train, embarrassment about running late? Or maybe a slight sense of ridiculousness that they were there at all, that the conversation was even happening? It was one thing to be embarrassed about delays out of your control, another to regret your own lack of haste that had made you late. Perhaps another, still, to be bemused by everything that had brought them here.
"Well, okay. It's nice to meet you!"
(Rais-Sonnen 24 and 71, Ruan 43, Coelho 56)