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Visitors Guide to Darmen | Besicoserí Ture thabhart tol Darmen
Welcome | Wellommron
Arrival | AnkstWhen arriving in Darmen, please be aware, and prepared for, the tight security. All luggage will be checked by hand, so please bring only what is necessary for your visit here in Darmen. All international, national and regional airports have information desks. If you forgot to book a hotel room before you arrived, the helpful staff at the information desks will be more than happy to help. These information desks are staffed by employees of the Ministry of Information.
If you are crossing the border between what was once Carmadin and Darmen, or Darmen and the Westlands (which we kindly remind you, are indeed ours), please be aware that all cars will be checked, along with luggage, and that the entire process may take several hours as we put your automobile back together.
Watnan ankst in Darmen, petsetstil bernth ersst, ands urberedtet forhagadh, den stan sicurhett. Alle bagassen wildh bernth sheccetil an hand, sor sin petsetstil bringent onregnich wat isté nendig forhagadh dor besicten thabhart ar here in Darmen. Alle internasinalt, natinalen ands reginalcha alpors haren informatin sesseborsche. Hens du dergtsen tol bochar en hotellet romm roror du ankst, den heltruch sosatteter ati den information sesseborsche wildh bernth mersmó tsen sascelich tol helple. Dise informatin sesseborsche arnd besett an esatteser on den Ministetetet on Informatin.
Hens du arnd krossung den grensen bescenn wat war onralhán Carmadin ands Darmen, oder Darmen ands den Westlands (woche wirmid ag frunylicherwese rernne du arnd ossre), petsetstil bernth ersst toss alle cutssten wildh bernth sheccetil, snomengath beth bagassen, ands toss den eserte prosessen kannfadh tagencadh serete stursen chlog ass wirmid ag setten dor atomobil tucacse sosnere.Language | SpraThe two primary languages in Darmen are Legonian and English, with over ninety percent of the population able to speak both languages fluently. Below are some phrases in English and Legonian that may be helpful.
Den two primsrenlenna spracs in Darmen arnd Legonian ands Englisch, beth obertmó ná nict prosentcéd on den belktinen at tol sprekert bote spracs flontne. Untos arnd sonnt ster in Englisch ands Legonian toss kannfadh bernth heltruch.English Legonian
Hello Halorit
Goodbye Soneyedersehen
Yes Ja
No Non
Thank you. Tanknasaghabhál du.
Excuse me. Encsedigen mech.
Sorry. Sotscuroran.
My name is... Mone name isté...
What is your name? Wat isté dor name?
I am... years old. Ic un... rarsa oltos.
Where are we? Worces arnd wirmid ag?
Where is the train station? Worces isté den tran stason?
Where is the hotel? Worces isté den hotellet?
What time is it? Wat tidt isté sen?
I don't speak Legonian. Ic nocht sprekert Legonian.
Cuisine | CacseneNo, we're not Mexico, or Valladares for that matter, so the food is safe to eat, and the water is clean. Most sit in restaurants will offer a menu based off of seafood, although beef and dairy are predominant in the southwest. Spanish food is very popular along the Darmen-Valladares border. Fast-food establishments like McDonalds and Arby's are quite popular, and are usually located in most large cities.
Non, wirrsind nocet Mesisoce, oder Valladares forhagadh toss sastchen, sor sin den essen isté scerte essen, ands den wasser isté reng. Astestens mó sitten in restarants wildh titscint en menu basertend asch on serosrüchte, setogh storfesct ands derrocotukte arnd pordorscnede in den sortestscert. Spanisch essen isté serrt popular snomengath den Darmen-Valladares grensen. Fast-bod estabosstments sosele McDonalds ands Arby's arnd ganser popular, ands arnd usuletsese socssert in astestens mó store scha.Transportation | TransportatinDarmen's public transportation system is quite extensive, and affordable. If you don't like public transportation that much, most large cities also have car rental companies.
Darmen's fentlichket transportatin systs isté ganser omfansnech, ands sdannech. Hens du nocht sosele fentlichket transportatin toss muchfad, astestens mó store scha asoh math haren caro cesitung cotscesen.Hotels | HotelserMost Hotels in Darmen are owned and operated by the local town council, although several private chains also exist. Prices should be fairly low, in the range of NSD $50 to 60.
Astestens mó hotelser in Darmen arnd osetrecht ands operitten an den lokalen berá botschaft comcirstyret, setogh serete privatedech ketera asoh math existteren. Prisesanna socter bernth ganstrom serig, in den reresch on NSD $50 tol $60.Weather | WetserrDarmen's weather is extremely unpredictable. It might be sunny and hot on one day, and rainy and cool the next. And by cool we mean about 80 degrees Farenhite. Daily weather forecasts can be found on the
National Meteorlogical Agency's Website.
Currency | CurrencyDarmen uses the Baba as its currency. The Baba is available in denominations of 1, 5, 10, 20, 50, 100, 500, 1,000 and 5,000. A single Baba can be split further into 500 Credits, with Credits available in denominations of 1, 5, 10, 20, 40, 50, 100 and 500. Both Babas and Credits are printed on paper, no coins exist. Currently, 1 Baba equals NSD $1.29.
Entertainment | Liverpool is Darmen's Hollywood, so when there, expect to see Darmeni film stars quite often. Scott City has a whole district dedicated to theaters (300 in total), with both of the live act and movie kinds. Movie theaters are quite popular just about everywhere else, with most of the big cities have between 20 or 30.
Laws | For the most part, if you only plan to go to the games, maybe eat at a few restraunts, and do a little sightseeing when not in your hotel room, you will not need to worry about breaking the law. If you plan on doing anything else however, or you believe something that you do regularly may be against the law, you should check ahead of time with the Ministry of Justice as to the legality of the act you may perform. Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
Other important questions you may haveQ. Who is this guy in a suit following me?
A. He works for the IG-2, so don't mind him. Just keeping an eye on you foreigners. If you need any help they'll be happy to give it to you.
Q. How do I get a hold of the police?
A. Police stations are usually located in the center of town next to the Town Legislature. By phone, the police can be reached by simply dialing 1.
Q. And the fire department?
A. Dial 2.
Q. I'm bored, what is there to do?
A. Start throwing things at the IG-2 agent, see how he/she reacts. We're sure that's fun.
Q. This guy is asking me to show him my papers? What papers?
A. Upon arrival in Darmen, all foreigners are given ID papers, which last for one week. They're pink, and have "Ministry of Immigration" written at the top in nice big letters.
Q. Do I have to show him my papers?
A. It depends. Look behind you at the IG-2 agent, and if he's nodding his head, then do it. If he's not, duck. Someones about to get shot, and no, it's not you.
Q. So you'd like to move here?
A. Talk to the Ministry of Immigration.
Any suggestions which would make this guide better? Contact the Ministry of Information.
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