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Postby Nephara » Mon Aug 14, 2023 6:24 pm

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Season 89 - Zenith Preview


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1. Sabrefell Athletic
‘The Rams’
The Barbarossa (72,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 18 - Hailee SOURTOIS (23) [CMT]
RB - 2 - Caoimhin HADLEY (26) [BRE]
CB - 5 - Hollis STEPHENSON (32) [PFA]
CB - 22 - Vetta ROBACK (26)
LB - 16 - Nimue CULPEPPER (28) [BRE]
RM - 12 - REBEKKA Kajsdóttir (20) [GRF]
CM - 6 - Seeker BISCAN (26)
CM - 7 - Susan MONAGHAN (27) [TMB]
LM - 11 - Ladonna WOMACK (29) [CMT]
ST - 15 - Drazen SKARA (24) [MYT]
ST - 21 - Damien GANNOT (31) [MYT]

GK - 1 - Raluca GARAMOND (34)
CB - 4 - Alan TARAKOV (33) [STL]
LB - 3 - Heather ALTAMEYER (20)
RM - 23 - Marcelo ESCOBAR (31) [VLD]
CM - 13 - Sonya BELLTOWER (30)
LM - 26 - Thora ASBRECHT (23)
ST - 9 - Lex KLEIN (22) [ZRH]

GK - 30 - Shianne LEIGHTON (19)
RB - 19 - Arvid KRAUSE (20)
CB - 24 - Eitri MARSDEN (22)
CM - 10 - Tasia WISTING (25)
CM - 39 - Gerhard MEIJER (19)
ST - 14 - Kezia STAUNCH (20)
ST - 17 - Tanya BERESFORD (22)


MANAGER
Kalia TOLSII (47) [MRN]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 5th

TROPHY CABINET
4 Premiership titles (50, 58, 67, 73)
2 NFA Cups (50, 66)
2 Ramsey Shields (67, 68)
1 IFCF Champions League (88)
2 UICA Globe Cups (56, 73)
Campionato Esportivano di Campeones (59)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 5th - 70 pts - CL
87: Zenith - 2nd - 85 pts - CL
86: Zenith - 6th - 67 pts
85: Zenith - 3rd - 81 pts - ChC
84: Zenith - 12th - 48 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Thora Asbrecht (Southfell United, 6m)
Gerhard Meijer (promoted)

OUT
Sarafina Ikpeazu (Alexandria United, undisclosed)
Rika Lundell (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Karena Braham, Alexa Ferryman, Kurtis Fitzmarten, Daniel Kruse, Lindse Kvasina, Darren Parrett, Lind Pressinger, Markus Rhein, Snowy Sleet
Club Heroes: Coalan Bray, Michael Campbell, Karelline Charmwell, Oscar Coltrane, Xixi Ens, Rowan Gawain, Ole Oehman, Yupanqui Sarracena, Sipke Tarala
One-Club Men: Matt Breen, Lukas Strongnesse
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
Athletic have always been a force to be reckoned with in the Nepharan game, and no matter what Moths fans insist, will never be completely in their shadow. The 56 cycle cemented that, when they secured the first-ever UICA silverware for the nation, ensuring the Premiership's arrival as a major player. Despite occasional spells in the wilderness, infamously following up their first modern title win with 11th, 12th and 17th-placed finishes, Athletic have always bounced back from adversity, backed by a loud, aggressive and outspoken fanbase. While the Moths are defined by union ties, Athletic are twinned informally with the military, and by urban Nepharim standards tend to have right-wing elements - though both the club and its fanbase have always worked quickly and tirelessly to stamp out any hint of fascism. Athletic are the most widely disliked club in the city, largely due to incidents of fan violence alienating them from River and the Chariots, as well as their mutual hatred of Sabrefell Moths. To be an Athletic fan is to embrace the siege mentality and relish the looks on the haters' faces when you win.


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2. Sabrefell Moths
‘The Moths’
Farham Arena (90,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Lorée BAUTISTA (29) [CMT]
RB - 17 - Solblindi RAKE (26)
CB - 13 - Everton BOLDING (27) [AUD]
CB - 19 - Adnan SULEJMANOVIC (28) [MYT]
LB - 22 - Kyri LEVERING (26)
CM - 20 - Catheline FANG (21) <YZH>
DM - 14 - Laslo VOL BRININGER (26) <MRN>
CM - 15 - Jean-Christophe BABIN (27) [QUE]
RW - 10 - Kaisa GYLDENSTROEM (30) [SVJ]
ST - 21 - Nick RIORDAN (28) [TMB]
LW - 16 - Ceatrix SERVAL (20)

GK - 12 - Shamir RAVEL (23)
CB - 5 - Tristan NIEDERMAYER (35) [STL]
LB - 3 - Vasilii NYBERG (31) [SRS]
DM - 23 - Gawain DEVENEY (24)
CM - 8 - Flora BROWN (29) [EUR]
ST - 9 - Berenice ANDREAS (27)
LW - 11 - Eloise KWEON (30) [QUE]

GK - 25 - Senad HASANOVIC (20) <MYT>
RB - 18 - Sasha KLEIN (21)
CB - 6 - Hender SOLDAT (23)
CM - 4 - Kelzi HARASLIN (27)
CM - 27 - Matthias GREY (22)
RW - 2 - Têrçêr ANAXIMANE (34) [FFD]
ST - 7 - Sabina VENTURE (24)


MANAGER
Penumbra AMOKACHI (53)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 4th

TROPHY CABINET
4 Premiership titles (47, 60, 68, 69)
3 NFA Cups (58, 65, 85)
3 Ramsey Shields (66, 69, 70)
Champions Cup (73)
2 Globe Cups (64, 67)
Super Cup (73)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 6th - 69 pts
87: Zenith - 4th - 78 pts - ChC
86: Zenith - 4th - 74 pts - ChC
85: Zenith - 6th - 71 pts
84: Zenith - 3rd - 82 pts - ChC

TRANSFERS
IN
N/A

OUT
N/A


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Nevaeh Cathar, Rook Cathar, Sasha Christener, Gudrun Crowley, Kirsten Cliving, Bravura Harper, Michael Kellard, Catheline Marchant, Scheherazade Meier, Cheney Rosewood, Tawny Shone, Lux Vicelich
Club Heroes: Robert Griffin, Aaliyah Johnson, James Macbeth, Gerhard Thunder, Imriel Townsend, Solara Vol
One-Club Men: Lucia Pembroke, James Yorke
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
The biggest and proudest club in Nephara's biggest and proudest city, the former capital of Sabrefell; a giant fortified metropolis whose layers of walls and distinctive flat, forceful architecture betray the cities origins as a stronghold first and a place to live second. The moths of Sabrefell themselves are notorious for their size, number and, topically for the club, resilence. The original giants of the Nepharim league, the Moths had, by a distance, the most titles in the pre-UICA Premiership and have remained very competitive in modern times, generally playing a very fast, attacking brand of football, and particularly loving a prolific striker - Gerhard Thunder, homegrown Rook Cathar, five-time Iron Boot winner Aaliyah Johnson and Solara Vol have all become club legends. Their pull is best summarised by the fact that, when the time came to retire the crumbling Gargoyle's Court, they simply moved into the Farham Arena, hitherto only for Cormorants games and Cup finals. Though they present themselves as 'Nephara's club', they in theory represent the west of Sabrefell, and have historically been associated with hard-left elements, and while they count a large base of casual support their ultras have been guilty of violence in the past. More positively, their pyro and banner displays are among the finest in the world. Their fiercest rivals are Athletic, in the east of the city.


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3. Crisisbless
‘The Heelers’
Godswatch (63,000)
Crisisbless, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Toxothea SEBRING (27)
RB - 2 - August KOVAC (29)
CB - 5 - Sven COPPERHEAD (28)
CB - 12 - Matthias LIEVEN (31) [VAL]
LB - 6 - Auburn DELASRA (26)
RM - 13 - Kestrel ANHARBOUR (27)
CM - 23 - Bellona SEBOLD (25)
CM - 4 - Demeter CONSTANTINE (28)
LM - 10 - Anne-Marie ROUX (30) [SVG]
ST - 21 - Zinaida WOODCARVER (26) [QUE]
ST - 14 - Dénes ROBINEAU (23) [FFD]

GK - 20 - Veluca AUSTEN (35)
RB - 29 - Cheney PLEIJER (23)
CB - 3 - Papageno KOLAR (23)
CM - 24 - Zozo KEARNES (23)
CM - 7 - Claudia MAKATSCH (31) [VAL]
LM - 16 - Ženeva KILGALLIC (22) <FFD>
ST - 9 - Rachel ARNISTON (34) [SCT]

GK - 25 - Thill EHRMANN (23)
CB - 22 - Yngriit KALABAAN (35) [MRN]
LB - 18 - Yasmina TALAY (21) <SRS>
RM - 15 - Nikolai KELLER (20)
CM - 17 - Albizua CROFT (21) <MRT>
ST - 14 - Zandra ERSKINE (20)
ST - 36 - Jelena KILGALLON (19) <FFD>


Manager
Kosovare FAIRWEATHER (48)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 3rd

TROPHY CABINET
5 Premiership titles (59, 71, 75, 86, 87)
3 NFA Cups (47, 61, 64)
Cup Winners’ Cup (62)
Copa de Campeones (76)
5 Ramsey Shields (72, 76, 83, 87, 88)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 2nd - 74 pts - CL
87: Zenith - 1st - 92 pts - CL
86: Zenith - 1st - 77 pts - CL
85: Zenith - 5th - 74 pts - ChC
84: Zenith - 4th - 78 pts - ChC

TRANSFERS
IN
Jelena Kilgallon (promoted)

OUT
Lothas Ludwig (Soldarian FC, undisclosed)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Sven Copperhead, Syrene Fischer, Ženeva Kilgallic, Sieglinde Lohengrin, Sabrine Portsgate, Brigid Kestrel, Toxothea Sebring, Marisha Staunton, Bremusa Strassman, Methuselah Tregajorran
Club Heroes: Kósa Bajnok, Anders Engstroem, Fabricio Gallardo, Ror Jevjdevic-Hadsic, Mercurio Kastriot, Osric Keast, Erick Khan, Espen Knutsen, Pawlo Marciak, Lucia Oakwood, Leona Rafford, Erwin Spijkers, Luxulya St. Cleer, Isaia Urso, Moira Woakes
One-Club Men: Augustine Brandon
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
The dominant force of the towering major city of Crisisbless, and in theory one of the dominant forces within Nephara itself, but there was a time at which they were technically outperformed by little Starling just above in terms of titles. They have a reputation as bottlers, just lacking the fortitude to turn their ability into league wins; hence their name, the Heelers, nominally after the dog but more an appropriated insult at their status trailing in the wake of the biggest clubs. But they've generally been consistent, rarely falling completely out of the business end of things, and have something of a reputation as Cup specialists. They still do have plenty of silverware to their name, and their proud fans regard their club as a match for anyone in the world. Crisisbless are one of those teams that kind of wants to fight everyone in the vicinity; primarily Crisisbless United, their greatest rival in their own city, but there's a level of rivalry with nearby, upstart Starling as well.


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4. Brinemouth
‘The Dockers’
Brinemouth Eagle’s Club (65,000)
Brinemouth, LZC

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Sandra MIDDLETON (30) <QUE>
RB - 2 - Tosca MEADOWS (27)
CB - 18 - Chiara BLANCO (32) [SVG]
CB - 4 - Anaximander SCALES (28)
LB - 3 - Jade ARCONADA (22) <EUR>
CM - 8 - Esther CAELIN (23)
CM - 6 - Cassander SOUTHSEA (26)
RW - 10 - THRASTAR Bjarnlaugsson (28) [GRF]
AM - 15 - Omer KUHAR-ARH (31) [MYT]
LW - 11 - Yonatoño DE LA GARZA (25) [FFD]
ST - 14 - Tess MILLER (25) <EUR>

GK - 1 - Ewald HEUSER (36) [STL]
CB - 18 - Cale SCHINDLER (30)
LB - 19 - Lucy ALMWOOD (33) [EUR]
CM - 20 - Kazuo MARTIN (31) [DEL]
RW - 7 - Joao PEREYRA (30) [JUV]
AM - 21 - Kisvarda MARIN (25)
ST - 17 - Lázaro PATRÓN (35) [AUD]

GK - 30 - Rexona TALLINN (19)
RB - 29 - Zander MERSEA (25)
CB - 22 - Alessander KEATON (21)
CM - 16 - Pernille BRAND (33)
CM - 13 - Thessaly KOERTZEN (22)
LW - 33 - Tristan ALTMANN (19)
ST - 9 - Bernadette TERNCLIFF (20)


Manager
Grey HOLDEN (56) [SCT]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 1st

TROPHY CABINET
10 League titles (53, 54, 55, 61, 62, 70, 72, 78, 79, 84)
NFA Cup (62)
2 Ramsey Shields (73, 85)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 4th - 71 pts - ChC
87: Zenith - 3rd - 82 pts - ChC
86: Zenith - 2nd - 75 pts - CL
85: Zenith - 2nd - 82 pts - CL
84: Zenith - 1st - 87 pts - CL

TRANSFERS
IN
Esther Caelin (Southfell United, 8m)
Cale Schindler (Southfell United, 1.5m)
Valën Pídí (Mâ lâméómë, part-exchange)
Tristan Altmann (promoted)
Rexona Tallinn (promoted)

OUT
Seona Gale (Mâ lâméómë, undisclosed)
Indra Söderström (Club Stein-los, undisclosed)
Dismas Anderson (Barossia United, 5.5m)
Timon Rustil (Yassaca, 3m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Penumbra Amokachi, Danijel Brymora, Chris Christon, Croft Drinkwater, Dimitra Exarchopolous, Konrad Gosforth, Diligence Nkembe, Temperance Nkembe
Club Heroes: Augustine Breton, Jonathan Bosetti, Farago rue Cazade, Tana Colbright, Evelyn Conjure, Erica Kenney, Desya Kuznetsov, Kunibert Mathias, Darek Norgen, Lukas Tauscher, Stig Soederquist, Ronda Judit Styrn, James Watt
Iconic Manager: Larissa Garrotte
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
Despite the earthy nickname conjuring images of teamsters and burly shirtless men, Brinemouth is a largely affluent city, particularly the coastal east, and their football club became nouveau-riche just in time for the Premiership to join the international scene. They have, as a result, been far more successful post-UICA than pre-, and their seven titles are only matched by AFC Treason - indeed, the Premiership's ascension into the ranks of serious leagues worldwide seemed to coincide with an era of dominance for the two clubs on each end of the country, overshadowing the 'Sabrefell giants' of Athletic and the Moths who had dominated prior to the modern era. Unlike Treason, their playing identity is based around expensive marquee talent playing beautiful attacking football - locals are considered a nice bonus, but not essential. They want the ball, and they want to be flashy with it. West Brinemouth are their only real rivals for fanbase in the city, but are too weak on the pitch to make a proper rival in Brinemouth's eyes. Instead, they save their ire for the Classic, against their philosophical opposites and equals AFC Treason.


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5. Aries Chariots
‘The Chariots’
The Scythes (36,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Radoslav BLAHA (25) [SRS]
RB - 13 - Mirko STEFFEN (28)
CB - 19 - Friede VOLKMANN (25)
CB - 2 - Margarita LILLEHAMMER-Lockright (32) [EFL]
LB - 3 - Paige DEWINTER (28)
RM - 23 - Jess KRNETA (24)
CM - 8 - Ismet ZMIRIC (26) [MYT]
CM - 5 - Gethin TAPHOUSE (23)
LM - 11 - Scalena WOODWRIGHT (28)
ST - 9 - Mathias GRETLER (26) [DEL]
ST - 14 - Konrad BALMORAL (28)

GK - 20 - Orsine MIURA (21) <OSR>
CB - 6 - Sorceress BULLARD (26)
LB - 12 - Undine CHARNWOOD (22)
CM - 22 - Winabæn KEVAARSEN (34) [MRN]
LM - 16 - Tadej ROSKAR (21) <MYT>
ST - 7 - Beatan SHEARER (24) <TLI>
ST - 21 - Artur KODAK (21)

GK - 30 - Leti FRIEDMANN (19)
RB - 34 - Cedric TAUB (19)
CB - 18 - Pryna RASANAMIRA (36) [CBP]
CM - 15 - Bernhard McFADDEN (22) <TLI>
RM - 24 - Lukas TRIDENT (20)
CM - 25 - Oskar SCOWL (20)
ST - 31 - Karla TRIANTIS (18)


MANAGER
Lexus ULREICH (54)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 6th

TROPHY CABINET
1 League title (88)
2 NFA Cups (55, 63)
Globe Cup (58)
Super Cup (58)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 1st - 78 pts - CL
87: Zenith - 5th - 64 pts - ChC
86: Zenith - 3rd - 75 pts - ChC
85: Zenith - 12th - 45 pts
84: Zenith - 5th - 66 pts - ChC

TRANSFERS
IN
Leti Friedmann (promoted)
Cedric Taub (promoted)
Karla Triantis (promoted)

OUT
Jasper Mordecai (Sivolvia Capitalizt, 6m)
Tricia Cray (Scolastico, 5m)
Hannah Booth (Blackfields, 3.5m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Uli Alsatian, Trajan Bruyne, Brigitte Coppinger, Claudia Escrow, Jasper Mordecai, Paula Morgan, Logan Murdoch, Adnan Szalai
Club Heroes: Croft Drinkwater, Ihazintzu Malkorra, Margarita Lillehammer-Lockright, Emanuele Riviello, Rowena Sierra, Katerina Tarrasch, Nate Walker
One-Club Men: Jess Leinster
Iconic Managers: Gareth Sumner, Lexus Ulreich
The Chariots are not one of the largest sides in Sabrefell by any means, but they can point to a devoted and vibrant fanbase operating out of the eastern suburbs and to a history of punching well above their weight, at one stage finishing as high as second and winning a Globe Cup, then being the first Nepharan side to claim a Super Cup. They have thrived with the increasing levels of immigration into the country over the past couple of decades, and their catchment is particularly lush with Licentian diaspora, hence the more recent decision to switch from white to a blue and gold away kit. In more recent years, the giants of Nephara have re-established themselves, and the Chariots have switched gears to focusing on youth and infrastructure, though they dream of a return to the glory days. Their only real rivals are Sabrefell Athletic, who they revile after incidents of fan clashes - a bond they share with Raven River, which has always been a somewhat friendly rivalry.


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6. AFC Treason
‘The Stags’
The Gauntlet (65,000)
Treason, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Paiva SHIMSKI (30) [SRS]
RB - 17 - Tiamat HOLDEN (24)
CB - 5 - Kenneth RÖYSVEIT (22) <SVJ>
CB - 19 - Valtteri TIREL (21) [SRS]
LB - 3 - Avarice PROVINCE (29)
CM - 23 - Fiadh BUCHAN (28) [TLI]
CM - 26 - Danilo SEVALJEVIC (25) <MYT>
RW - 15 - Tabithe DRAKE (23)
AM - 21 - Morgan ROSENBLATT (32) [CDG]
LW - 11 - Valerie WELLS (27) [TMB]
ST - 9 - RÖSKVI Tyrfingsson (28) [GRF]

GK - 12 - Neriza VONSTRATTEN (22)
CB - 22 - Ettard MITTEAGER (27)
LB - 18 - Silja JORSE (32) [SAJ]
CM - 8 - Marcella SALTER (26)
LW - 35 - Radu VORMUTH (19)
ST - 16 - Davor KURTISHI (31)
ST - 34 - Leona TSANG (19) <YZH>

GK - 16 - Bryony LINDT (36)
RB - 39 - Olec TANZER (20)
CB - 6 - Kahala MURJE (34) [SAJ]
CM - 13 - Purna ZAZAGAN (32) [SRS]
CM - 20 - Anders FLEISCHER (22)
RW - 7 - Hansi VANDERMEER (20)
ST - 10 - Franziska LOCKE (25)


MANAGER
CRALT-NIRLO Fox (63) [QUS]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 2nd

TROPHY CABINET
15 League titles (48, 49, 52, 56, 57, 65, 66, 74, 76, 77, 80, 81, 82, 83, 85)
4 NFA Cups (49, 76, 82, 87)
2 Cope de Campeones (67, 77)
Campionato Esportivano di Campeones (57)
5 Ramsey Shields (77, 81, 82, 84, 86)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 9th - 55 pts
87: Zenith - 6th - 64 pts - ChC
86: Zenith - 5th - 70 pts - ChC
85: Zenith - 1st - 84 pts - CL
84: Zenith - 2nd - 85 pts - CL

TRANSFERS
IN
Davor Kurtishi (AFC Corvistone, 4m)

OUT
Hecate Zeller (Goodfeather FC, 5m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Diandra Ballard, Claudia Cautcher, Malachi Gallagher, Tiamat Holden, Calliope Katskalidis, Aventurine Kolar, Servet Misidjan, Kurtis Quinn, Aristide Metzger, Tanith Rainsford, Sigurd Rustwyth, Fasolt Senninger, Konrad Vornander, Scylla Vyntra
Club Heroes: Roque Acosta, Angel Clavel, Josephus Flaccus, Roddy Fraser, Catheline Harper, Tosca Marlowe, Russ Miller, Rovena Stride, Peter Svensson, Lienke Vesper
One-Club Men: Markus Anderton, Gideon Fletcher, Cathy Stokes
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
The city of Treason is the large, parochial industrial powerhouse of the northwest, the place where the last king of Nephara was executed. Ask most people there about the many vibrant clubs, and they'll concede the Stags are the best show in town. Treason were always a big side, but along with Brinemouth became an iconic titan of the league as it rose up the UICA rankings - currently, the two sides are matched on seven titles apiece. Treason have a very strong local identity based on physicality, professionalism and hard work. They have a proud tradition of youth development, and have always relied heavily on their academy to provide for their roster. They also have the largest fanbase of any Nepharim side. They are Chatswood's fiercest rivals, and Brinemouth's (in 'the Classic'), and North Laithland's due to being their nearest urban rival, and South Laithland's due to stealing most of their best players over the years, and Stahlburg City's following a long history of violent match-ups and infamously 'stealing' their best chance at a modern title. Following an implausible number of international clashes, they even sparked a friendly rivalry with Buyanese side Blau-Weiss Pallstadt.


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7. Starling
‘The Passerines’
Jade Park (28,000)
Starling, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Rhiannon FAWN (25) [MRT]
RB - 18 - Crispin FREMONT (25)
CB - 2 - Tamiika VINE (25)
CB - 6 - Martin PEARCE (26) [EUR]
LB - 26 - Avyaan PARAMAR (26) [SNL]
CM - 4 - René AIGNER (26) [CMT]
CM - 19 - Maruschka KOERVER (27)
RW - 7 - Ruslan NOVIKOV (26) [SVJ]
AM - 35 - THYRILL Bjarnhéðinsson (21) [CMT]
LW - 11 - Ascalon COFFEY (24)
ST - 15 - Satine VALENZA (26)

GK - 12 - Annabelle PRESS (34)
CB - 24 - Colossus MUSCAT (24)
LB - 3 - Laviska CANTICLE (31)
CM - 25 - Kite ROCASTLE (28)
RW - 13 - Valérie NOIR (26) [CMT]
AM - 10 - Lukas WOLF (30) [SWR]
ST - 9 - Steffie GARRETT (32) [CDG]

GK - 20 - Lukas PROWL (22)
RB - 17 - Braylee NORTH (21) [EFL]
CB - 22 - Sana CAMPBELL (24) [SNL]
CM - 23 - Sandre FINCH (22)
LW - 31 - Helje CANDLES (19)
ST - 14 - Avissa VECSEI (23)


MANAGER
Adalheid METZELDER (56)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 59
ALL-TIME RANKING: 11th

TROPHY CABINET
2 Premiership titles (63, 64)
2 NFA Cups (70, 88)
First Division title (60)
Champions Cup (64)
Super Cup (64)
Dwile Invitational (74)
Ramsey Shield (71)

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 3rd - 73 pts - ChC
87: Zenith - 8th - 59 pts
86: Zenith - 13th - 47 pts
85: Zenith - 11th - 47 pts
84: Zenith - 6th - 64 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Helje Candles (promoted)

OUT
Cyra Leveret (Southfell United, 4m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Evangeline Aschenbach, Lyre Castor, Xanthe Hauser, Estrella Hawke, Elsa Kaelin, Konrad Lovelace, Reinhard Meixner, Hyacinth Surman
Club Heroes: Keira Andisori, Liam Armstrong, Christian Berg, Justinian Hargrave, Deirdre McNessa, Sean Smørdal, Kurtis Warner
Iconic Manager: Amethyst Fegelein
Starling are the standout 'Football Manager' story of Nephara, perhaps even the world. In the Passerines' first Premiership season, they were relegated despite a strong side on paper. In their second, they stayed up. In their third... they won the league. In their fourth, they won the league and Champions Cup. They've never looked back, and incorporated a golden star and golden trim into their crests and kits to commemorate these victories. Starling is a small city to the north of Crisisbless, the first sign of civilisation heading south from the Northern Vale. As a result, they have a firmly established antipathy against Crisisbless and the two main Valesider clubs, Corvette and Leichhardt, without being the main rival of any of them. They've used the proceeds of their victories carefully, trying to build the club's infrastructure up and provide a platform to keep competing; they may not have the catchment or wealth to be entrenched as one of the big dogs forever, but their Golden Age has made them one of Nephara's most recognised sides abroad regardless.


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8. AFC Corvistone
‘The Crows’
Phoenix Rise (28,000)
Corvistone, NCT

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Sebille LOCKLEAR (25)
RB - 2 - Ash BETVA (26) <QUS>
CB - 22 - Safiya TELFORD (26)
CB - 5 - Ida SEVET-STOKES (29) <QUS>
LB - 20 - Marget SCHOFIELD (24) [CMT]
CM - 7 - Katona MEREDITH (28)
DM - 8 - Tallin LEDGER (26)
CM - 11 - Talia NISARIZO (32) [SRS]
RW - 15 - Mirko HRANILOVIC (25) <MYT>
ST - 9 - Danesha MUELLER (22) <CBR>
LW - 10 - Heather SPAHI (25)

GK - 12 - Çìríkô SARFÓ (24) [FFD]
CB - 18 - Mercedes KNAUTH (31)
LB - 3 - Milla VIIPURI (33) [SVJ]
DM - 6 - Markko NISKANEN (32) [SVJ]
CM - 21 - Casper ANDERSON (23) <EUR>
RW - 13 - Aitziber 'Zizi' ORZABAL (21) <ASG>
ST - 14 - Endre CASE (26)

GK - 30 - Evony THORNHILL (19)
RB - 17 - Berthold KUCKA (22)
CB - 19 - Gordin IRONMONGER (25)
CM - 26 - Pavel STALTIERI (20) <EUR>
ST - 35 - Balian ELLERSHAW (19) <MRT>
LW - 23 - Luvenia BRANDON (32) [SYL]


MANAGER
Sascha DIMITRIUS (48)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 70
ALL-TIME RANKING: 23rd

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 8th - 57 pts
87: Zenith - 10th - 56 pts
86: Zenith - 8th - 60 pts
85: Zenith - 7th - 59 pts
84: Zenith - 7th - 63 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Balian Ellershaw (promoted)

OUT
Davor Kurtishi (AFC Treason, 4m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Konrad Balmoral, Ash Betva, Ilyana Brosch, Mirko Hranilovic, Sonya Latimore, Danilo Sevaljevic
Club Heroes: Chibuzo Afolayan, Rachel Arniston, Krista Morham
The most controversial and, yes, hated club in Nephara. Corvistone is the new planned capital of Nephara, and AFC Corvistone was made explicitly to be a club worthy of the capital. But the capital isn't fully formed and the club, which struggles to even half-fill its fantastic stadium, faces constant pressure for buying success and in all fairness it has never shied away from that, splurging money freely to drag themselves to the top flight. Their fans relish the hate, though, and the club makes the most of its siege mentality. At this stage, however, even most boiled-on fans tend to admit that Corvistone are a fixture of the top half of the Zenith, and the impressive conveyor belt of academy talent - often first- or second-generation immigrant stock - has won them some begrudging admiration.


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9. Stahlburg City
‘The Smiths’
Čalrek Arena (62,000)
Stahlburg, BAR

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Olympe WEAVER (29)
RB - 6 - Ellen WEBER (27)
CB - 2 - Roxelana THORN (37)
CB - 14 - Fabiana CRUZ (30) [VLD]
LB - 3 - Durgali BAXAYEV (27) [DEL]
CM - 21 - Ramon MacMASTER (32) [AUD]
DM - 4 - Nina MacDONALD (27) [TLI]
CM - 23 - Mirko OVCINA (26) [MYT]
RW - 7 - Miriam TROEGNER (30) [VAL]
ST - 15 - Lars ALVESEN (26) [SVJ]
LW - 11 - VANESSA Marvinsdóttir (30) [GRF]

GK - 20 - Cassi BRETT (24)
RB - 26 - Trici LEA (21)
CB - 5 - Thora HOUGHSON (23)
DM - 19 - Janne RINEHART (23)
CM - 10 - Mersudin SMAJIC (33) [MYT]
RW - 13 - Maria DUKAKIS (28)
ST - 17 - Lowen CORDER (24)

GK - 30 - Filip CUK (18) <MYT>
CB - 37 - Valkyrie WATERFORD (19)
LB - 31 - Josif DOWLER (19)
CM - 8 - Timo SZANDER (22)
CM - 25 - Cass ROTHVOGEL (21)
LW - 16 - Stina HARVIKEN (19)
ST - 9 - Teucer LENAHAN (20)


MANAGER
Gratia BARKER (57)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 9th

[b]RECENT HISTORY

88: Zenith - 11th - 50 pts
87: Zenith - 9th - 57 pts
86: Zenith - 10th - 51 pts
85: Zenith - 8th - 59 pts
84: Zenith - 11th - 52 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Filip Cuk (promoted)
Josif Dowler (promoted)
Stina Harviken (promoted)

OUT
Florian Reisinger (Chenoworth Harriers, 5m)
Svenja Baste (retired)
Xander Rosmarin (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Sheila Kilgallon, Rusalka Klein, Elsa Layland, Sophia Moloney, Linde Rostock, Anaximander Scales, Tasha Sauber, Medusa Strand
Club Heroes: Jill Austen, Didier Bernard, William Čalrek, Michael Keane, Georgia Kite, Isabella Shi
One-Club Men: Grubiša Jelić
Iconic Manager: Daniel Brunet
Once considered a keystone member of the Premiership, Stahlburg City once lead the league on the 45th matchday. But, at the last minute, they collapsed, and their fierce rivals Treason overtook them. They've arguably never recovered, with relegation coming at the end of a long, drawn-out malaise. Stahlburg is a polluted, hyperindustrial clump, and City claims rather grandly to represent it all - this has been less true of late with the success of their local rivals, the Rovers. Traditionally they have played an unexciting, direct and physical brand of football, and its supporters value powerful, committed veterans and winning at any cost.


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10. Coret Hawks
‘The Hawks’
The Aviary (30,000)
Coret, LZC

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Clariza MEYER (26)
RB - 6 - Aine COOPER (24) [BRE]
CB - 22 - Luuna PIIRS (30) [MRN]
CB - 13 - Mahir KAPETANOVIC (28) [MYT]
LB - 3 - Sabine KEMP (28) [TMB]
RM - 25 - Cecili PEARCE (24)
CM - 8 - Kieron PLAYER (31) [FVA]
CM - 5 - Freydis LONGHOUSE (29)
LM - 16 - Robinson SEGURA (25) [TKT]
ST - 21 - JÁRNGRÍMUR Náttúlfsson (22) [GRF]
ST - 11 - Alibek KHAUTOV (28) [DEL]

GK - 29 - Musa BILIC (22) <MYT>
RB - 17 - Diadora REEVE (34) <YZH>
CB - 4 - Dzeneta HARKER (35)
RM - 7 - Danielle MARADROGBA (30) [KSK]
CM - 24 - Ceolwulf DRUECKER (20)
ST - 9 - Erik MOSELLE (32) [STL]
ST - 20 - Gareth PAWNBROKER (32)

GK - 30 - Vivian COULTHARD (19)
CB - 19 - Markus OSTLER (22)
LB - 23 - Taylor CURRAN (21) <BRE>
CM - 10 - Stanimir REKAWIC (32, vc) [ZRH]
CM - 15 - Marian STOEPKER (22)
LM - 18 - Zaha SELIG (23)
ST - 14 - Anders HARNIK (23)


MANAGER
Reinhard LOCKWOOD (46)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 49
ALL-TIME RANKING: 10th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (56)
NFA Cup (80)

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 7th - 69 pts
87: Zenith - 7th - 62 pts
86: Zenith - 7th - 63 pts
85: Zenith - 4th - 76 pts - ChC
84: Zenith - 9th - 58 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Vivian Coulthard (promoted)

OUT
Felicity Wentworth (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Rasmus Caracole, Trifon Draxler, Gerry Duffy, Isidra Jeurissen, Harald Matheson, Atalanta Skapetis, Astrid Swain, Vedran Tarashaj
Club Heroes: Gabriella Antonio, Cormak Lethbridge, Alyssa Montague, Kizza Okafor, Eudoxia Tzavaras
One-Club Men: Alex Beckett
Originally the Valkyrja Hawks, back when the Nepharan league included foreign sides from the Serenes region it used to be a part of, the Hawks eventually moved to the northeastern town of Coret to stay relevant. Historically, they've tended to be something of a yo-yo side, but in more recent times they've been a fixture of the top half, though struggling to break that UICA glass ceiling to such an extent it seemed at times there must be a curse. They have a substantial following abroad in Chromatika thanks to the signings of Alyss Montague and Gabriella Antonio, which they have tapped into with tours and targeted marketing; the latter, arguably their greatest ever player, retired at 28 to start a family. Under new management of late, Coret finally broke into the top six and now appear intent on staying there, at least for a time. Coret Rovers, the less flashy incumbents in the city, see the Hawks as upstarts, but have long since faded from relevance; in truth, Newrook City are their most prominent regional rivals, an antipathy that has grown into one of the more vicious for want of either club tending to fight for trophies.
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11. Vermillion Rage
‘The Rage’
The Full Fifty (50,000)
Vermillion, PAR

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Sinric ASTON (28)
RB - 6 - Katalin WRIGHT (26)
CB - 5 - Ana LETOV (30) [SVJ]
CB - 18 - Hamish JEONG Harcourt (24) <BRE>
LB - 3 - Druzhina SHARP (25)
CM - 8 - Lienke COVOLAN (28) <BRE>
DM - 25 - Rutger CURTIN (26)
CM - 15 - Wiglaf BRIBITZER (27)
RW - 23 - Laurent BÉRINGER (28) [SVG]
ST - 9 - Merrill GRANT (26)
LW - 16 - Oskar HESKETH (22)

GK - 12 - Yves CARROLL (35)
RB - 17 - Hengist METCALFE (21)
CB - 2 - Konrad GREEN (23)
DM - 4 - Gareth SORRELL (32)
CM - 21 - Mervat CREWE (23)
RW - 26 - Vetta CROSETTI (25) <EUR>
ST - 7 - Andrianos PETRAS (31) [VDR]

GK - 20 - Mars STANHOPE (23)
CB - 13 - Ilayda CANNON (34)
LB - 39 - Gareth REITEN (18)
CM - 37 - Levantin STOKES (19)
ST - 10 - Jacqui SPARHAWK (23)
LW - 11 - Elsebeth FARRIER (29)


MANAGER
Leila RAMELOW (45)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 8th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (50)
3 NFA Cups (75, 85, 86)
Campionato Esportivano di Campeones (62)

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 10th - 51 pts
87: Zenith - 11th - 51 pts
86: Zenith - 11th - 50 pts - CWC
85: Zenith - 9th - 54 pts - CWC
84: Zenith - 15th - 41 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Sinric Aston (Creed United, 5m)
Gareth Reiten (promoted)
Levantin Stokes (promoted)

OUT
Opal Matthews (Chardonnay Rangers, 4.5m)
Calico Pinter (Brookford Otters, 3m)
Ludovic Mason (Eau Claire United, 3m)
Gretchen Polikeit (Strathcona Internationals, 1.7m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Kestrel Anharbour, Gazzincha, Saskia Hasselbaink, Sander Katarec, Rachael Kellen, Radeka Lind, Ferena Rauch, Birgit Sternberg
Club Heroes: Hye Min Jeong, Kunibert Rosenfeld, Victoria Maersk, Marios Tzavellas, Morgan Underwood
Vermillion could perhaps have been a real giant of Nepharan football were it not for timing. They were a prominent challenger in the pre-UICA era, fuelled by a blatant money-laundering operation, but just a couple of years into the modern era, the Rage slammed face-first into financial ruin, got relegated, and never fully recovered. Arguably a sleeping giant, Vermillion have always been more concerned with looking good and flashy than grinding out results. While still not exactly Takil - this is still Nephara - anything less than an attractive, attack-minded, fast-paced style of football would not be tolerated either by the fans or the board. Vermillion's brand is to entertain. While they don't exactly love the upstart Vermillion Wanderers to the south, their true rivals are Parrhesia United to the north. The two sides have both had their own boom-and-bust cycles; presently, Vermillion are enjoying Parrhesia's spectacular bust even more than their own relative boom, and have managed to seriously annoy the Saints by poaching their players. Indeed, while very few players tend to cross rivalry divides across the rest of Nephara, the Saints and the Rage have a penchant for trying to grab each others' talent. The name of their new stadium alludes to the capacity; their old ground, the Iron Hill, had a capacity agonisingly short of the mark, at 49,500. Like most old Nepharan stadiums, it was a hideous brutalist monstrosity; the rebuild was necessary for basic amenities to be in place.


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12. Chenoworth Harriers
‘The Harriers’
The Keel (35,000)
Chenoworth, FDN

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Meinhard GATES (31)
RB - 17 - Ragna DRINKWATER (26)
CB - 5 - Diocletian VALE (35)
CB - 22 - Clovis HARKEN (26)
LB - 19 - Florian REISINGER (23)
CM - 6 - Naomi SCHUTZÁN (25) [MVE]
CM - 4 - Anaïs GENET (26) [SVG]
RW - 10 - Vusur RAJOVIC (26) <MYT>
AM - 21 - Amelia RUMFORD (23)
LW - 20 - Kyli PEMBROKE (27)
ST - 9 - Birgitta NØRUP (28) [FKR]

GK - 12 - Elida KATTER (33)
RB - 2 - Andri MILNER (22)
CB - 3 - Davica HULL (33)
CM - 8 - Jens RUTTER (28)
AM - 16 - Velasco NARVAES (29) [FFD]
LW - 11 - Cyra LEVERET (21)
ST - 10 - Danita KORHAL (24)

GK - 20 - Brede LAXWELL (23)
CB - 26 - Liesel OCON (21)
LB - 35 - Elexa MRABET (18)
CM - 32 - Benzina ENGEN (19)
RW - 33 - Levadia MORDAUNT (18)
ST - 24 - Kai BISMARCK (20)


MANAGER
Syrene CAZADOR (51)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 18th

TROPHY CABINET
3 First Division titles (64, 77, 79)

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 15th - 41 pts
87: Zenith - 12th - 48 pts
86: Zenith - 12th - 49 pts
85: Zenith - 14th - 44 pts
84: 1Div - 2nd - 71 pts - P

TRANSFERS
IN
Florian Reisinger (Stahlburg City, 5m)
Danita Korhal (Creed United, 4m)
Cyra Leveret (Starling, 3.5m)
Benzina Engen (promoted)
Levadia Mordaunt (promoted)
Elexa Mrabet (promoted)

OUT
Sara Cantrell (Creed United, 2m)
Cathi Sleator (Iron City, free)
Innocent Felton (International Academy, free)
Donato Girardi (retired)
Riviera Sanders (retired)
Mátyás Soltesz (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Hadrian Belfast, Angela Braugher, Victoria Carroll, Patricia Martyn, Hesterine Mercator, Klaus Murdoch, Nike Rouphos, Gerhard Thunder, Felixe Vetiver, Gareth Westmead
Club Heroes: Steven Rexmont, Markus Sheffield, Raphael Somner
Based in northwest Chenoworth and with strong Hellenic roots, the Harriers are one of the two real giants of a city that has never really looked able to fit any more. A notorious yo-yo club in the early days of the modern era, the Harriers can 'boast' four relegations - three coming between cycles 55 and 60 alone. In more recent times, though, cautious and targeted spending has ensured they can not only stay afloat in the top flight, but have at times approached the UICA places. Unsurprisingly, they count the Rovers as their only serious rivals, and tend to be the more technical and cerebral of the two sides - though Rovers fans tend to prefer 'flimsy'. For all their mixed results, though, the Harriers undoubtedly have a far stronger pedigree in youth development.


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13. Chardonnay Rangers
‘The Rangers’
Floriade Park (17,500)
Crisisbless, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 20 - Cuthbert STROMA (24)
RB - 2 - Athelstan WESTBROOK (23)
CB - 5 - Trahern MUELLER (27)
CB - 19 - Adé PASQUIER (26) [KOR]
LB - 22 - Opal MATTHEWS (24)
RM - 13 - Lelei RUTZLER (23)
CM - 4 - ZHAXI Jianzan (23) [YZH]
CM - 23 - Senja NIEMI (29) [SRS]
LM - 16 - Lysandra OSPREY (27)
ST - 14 - Riley STRATHFIELD (26) [SYL]
ST - 10 - LIANG Wei (28) [YZH]

GK - 1 - Ivan MASTERLY (28)
RB - 26 - Fiona LYONS (32)
CB - 6 - Jolyne CROSSLEY (25)
RM - 7 - Colt GUILDER (20)
CM - 11 - Casey GRIFFIN (20)
CM - 15 - Sara HOLSTER (29)
ST - 17 - Willem TANZER (27)

GK - 12 - Charis THEOKLITOS (35)
CB - 18 - Barth GUZMAN (33)
LB - 22 - Caracal PAGE (32)
CM - 8 - Yente SHULTHIS (34)
LM - 36 - Crowdia ALWEATHER (18)
ST - 21 - Clemente ODEN (29) [CMT]
ST - 35 - Corren PRESTOR (19)


MANAGER
Gerik RAMSEY (52)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 7th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (86)

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 17th - 38 pts
87: 1Div - 1st - 87 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Opal Matthews (Vermillion Rage, 4.5m)
Colt Guilder (returned from loan)
Crowdia Alweather (promoted)
Corren Prestor (promoted)

OUT
Karl Bastin (Sardin United, free)
Laurin Dale (Halebid Warriors, free)
Carrie Geffen-Broad (released)
Nikola Swann (released)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Eloise Parrish
Club Heroes: --
The Rangers have achieved the remarkable feat of going from the Premiership to the Conference, and have now rebounded most of the way back. They used to be noted for youth development, trusting an inexperienced side and producing five-cap winger Eloise Parrish for the national team, but it's clear the current board is working for the short-term, at least until they get back to the top. After a slight relocation that prompted a name change, they operate from the northeast Crisisbless outskirts, and have only recently completed a new boutique stadium. Since their rebrand they've sometimes been known derisively as 'the Planes' for how their bowman crest looks at a distance.


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14. Chatswood
The Axes
Westcroft (28,000)
Treason, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Merethe KORTENAUER (22)
RB - 17 - Sander ILINDEN (29)
CB - 19 - Garrett SHANGYUAN (26) <YZH>
CB - 6 - Luka POLICHEV (24) <MYT>
LB - 3 - Diandra WEISS (26)
RM - 23 - Kilika MATTHIS (23)
CM - 13 - Simon DEMIRJIAN (27) [DEL]
CM - 8 - Natale CORVEN (25)
LM - 16 - Jackie FROGGATT (28) [ELM]
ST - 7 - Röémün ÇÍDH (35) [FFD]
ST - 15 - Miriam COSTNER (26)

GK - 20 - Carri BOXWOOD (24)
RB - 18 - Trysha AINSLEY (23)
CB - 5 - Luka HAZALUTA (33) [MRT]
DM - 4 - Ruben ALBERT (34) [DEL]
CM - 14 - Lothar KONDRAT (22)
LM - 11 - Hector WALKER (29) [SNL]
ST - 9 - Markus STURDEVANT (32)

GK - 30 - Arran HEMLOCKE (18)
CB - 22 - Sigurd COOKE (34)
LB - 26 - Estrise SCHAEFER (20)
RM - 23 - Varlam KOVALEV (32) [DEL]
CM - 29 - Anlisa FENWICK (23)
ST - 10 - Aisling CARRAWAY (22) <BRE>
ST - 27 - Xander LECKEY (24)


MANAGER
Goran VERBECK (60)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 51
ALL-TIME RANKING: 17th

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (51, 80)
2 NFA Cups (56, 81)

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 13th - 47 pts
87: 1Div - 2nd - 77 pts - P
84: Zenith - 16th - 37 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Luka Polichev (North Sabrefell, 4m)
Arran Hemlocke (promoted)

OUT
Christian Imhoff (retired)
Claire Libuda (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Claire Beresford, Ulrich Beresford, Helmut Chilmark, Tzipporah Cohen, Ace Flynn, Dieter Konoval
Club Heroes: Gary Corsie, Mikko Haagensen, Devane Miller, Marijana Kuralay, Darius Rashkin, Vince Riggs, Alhambra Shrike
One-Club Men: Brescia Stubbs
Iconic Manager: Emery Lineker
Treason's second club, in the West of the city. It's got a hard-nosed, physical reputation, fanned by many a successful, battling Premiership performance. After years of punching above their weight and sporadically managing UICA qualification, it seems as though the Axes have come crashing down to earth, and settled into a more yo-yo pattern. Their main rivals are AFC Treason, which is considered to be the major Treason derby; they also have a strong and relatively recent hate for Morningstar, who are nearby, share Emery Lineker as their first Premiership manager, and share a general club ethos. After quirks of fixturing lead to a series of steel vs. silk clashes on final Premiership matchdays, in which Chatswood constantly played spoiler, there's also a fierce rivalry with Brinemouth. But Chatswood have always kind of had an 'us against the world' mentality. They're chippy, and you will always remember playing them; they take pride in that. ‘Axes’ refers not only to the Wood, but is a clever nod to the term ‘hatchet man’.


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15. Corinthians No Longer
‘CNL’
Pinnacle Park (22,000)
Creed, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 25 - Caelan WRIGHT (25) [TLI]
RB - 2 - MATEZ-ZULZK Uzo (27) [QUS]
CB - 18 - HU Jiewen (29) [YZH]
CB - 6 - Nathanaël NDÒSI (30) [SWR]
LB - 3 - Mia TURNBULL (29) [CMT]
CM - 10 - Cathinka TRIER-NEU (22) [ZWZ]
DM - 4 - Malia RENBERG (28) [SRS]
CM - 21 - Katarin BRANDT (21)
RW - 11 - Rohan WILLIAMS (28) [CNR]
ST - 13 - Caelan McINTYRE (29) [TLI]
LW - 16 - Freya PEREZ (28) [MRT]

GK - 25 - Aidan SEAGER (24)
RB - 27 - Athelweard WRIGHT (22)
CB - 22 - Esther CARNEY (24)
DM - 8 - Erika CANDLING (32)
CM - 20 - Auburn DAESCHER (32)
RW - 7 - Irenke FENYVESI (30) [PAS]
ST - 17 - Victoria REMEIKIS (34)

GK - 30 - Mercia WILLIAMS (19)
CB - 31 - Antony BLOCKHOUSE (19)
LB - 19 - Godwin STOKER (25)
CM - 23 - Gerhard JOINER (26)
CM - 35 - Fabian GEBAUER (19)
ST - 9 - Esthi SCHUSTER (20)
LW - 14 - Corselette REEFER (21)


MANAGER
Kurtis RAKERUTH (56)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 86
ALL-TIME RANKING: 52nd

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 18th - 30 pts
87: Zenith - 13th - 44 pts
86: Zenith - 15th - 38 pts
85: 1Div - 2nd - 74 pts - P
84: 1Div - 3rd - 69 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Cathinka Trier-Neu (Henssen Institute, free)
Antony Blockhouse (promoted)
Aidan Seager (returned from loan)

OUT
Amelia Ibsdottir (Avondale Beach, 1.5m)
Onbera Aispiolea (retired)
Sienna Cunningham (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Avarice Province
Club Heroes: Graf Bronze, Adrian Feruga, Anibal Troche
The growing city of Creed has traditionally been dominated by Creed United, but CNL are actually their oldest club; Creed Corinthians are proudly one of the oldest clubs in the nation. For a century, they resolutely refused to turn professional, staying true to their amateur status and club name... until, on their centennial anniversary, they reversed this. The club has benefited from Creed's growth, and capitalised on their potential as they bounded rapidly up the divisions. Naturally, United see them as wealthy upstarts who could do with a good stomping.


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16. Goodfeather FC
‘The Quakers’
Steelchurch (32,500)
Crisisbless, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Auberine PERIDOT (29)
RB - 17 - Alyssa CRISTANTE (26)
CB - 5 - Malai YARLUT (30) [SRS]
CB - 19 - Sam RYMAN (27) [EUR]
LB - 3 - Daniel CHANDLER (24)
CM - 14 - Vladimir ORAKHIN (28) [SVJ]
DM - 4 - Casey ANZEHELM (29)
CM - 20 - Tatiana KELL (26)
AM - 11 - Hecate ZELLER (24)
ST - 7 - Rafko JELENC (23) <MYT>
ST - 10 - Cecilija RIUGA (26) [SRS]

GK - 12 - Nichi POMANDER (27)
RB - 2 - Dala ETOKA (34) [SRS]
CB - 6 - Leo EMMERICH (33)
LB - 22 - Ziza JEWELL (30)
DM - 13 - Marcia DANMARCH (21)
CM - 23 - Czigany VAS (31) [PAS]
ST - 9 - Dashaun HOWARD (31) [DEL]

GK - 20 - Carline SEVETZ (21)
CB - 33 - Camoa BERENDT (19)
CM - 15 - Sangfroid EWAN (21)
AM - 8 - Muse BLACKBURN (33)
ST - 16 - Sheva ALLARD (21)
ST - 36 - Jordani FLECK (18)


MANAGER
Katenza MUHREN (47)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 49
ALL-TIME RANKING: 17th

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (70, 88)

RECENT HISTORY
88: 1Div - 1st - 75 pts - P
87: 1Div - 7th - 63 pts
86: 1Div - 3rd - 73 pts
84: Zenith - 19th - 22 pts - R

TRANSFERS
IN
Hecate Zeller (AFC Treason, 5m)
Sam Ryman (New Oakstone Phoenix, 4m)
Cecilija Riuga (Flania Zarss, 2m)
Jordani Fleck (promoted)

OUT
Flavia Catepan (Z'ai'ai, 4.5m)
Berenice Saline (Vermillion Wanderers, 1m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Artur Bierofka, Isadora Caravella, Falcon Case, Pandora Dukakis, Raven Forster, Seona Gale, Rain Methven, Kurtis Rakeruth, Sebastian Seward
Club Heroes: Rita Farlane, Andrey Rettinger, Mic Willans
One-Club Men: Marisa Leitner, Rachael Loxley
The Quakers, so named for representing the relative Protestant hotbed of Nephara, are noted for a gorgeous kit and a traditional emphasis on technical play. Comfortably situated in eastern Crisisbless, they've traditionally floated freely between the top two tiers, enjoying high highs and suffering some low lows along the way. They're well-renowned for a faith in youth, especially from their own academy.


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17. Raven River
‘The Ferrymen’
Bridgeside Overlook (36,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Viktor HELLMUTH (23)
RB - 17 - Paavo LINDGREN (30) [SRS]
CB - 19 - Clara BRIVIO (33) [PFA]
CB - 22 - Tristan HAWKER (27)
LB - 26 - Petra MARKHAM (20)
CM - 11 - Mercy VALDEMAR (25)
DM - 5 - Adele GUILDENSTERN (28) [ZWZ]
CM - 10 - Amelia STANTON (29) [SYL]
AM - 8 - Diana CLEMENTI (27) [ZWZ]
ST - 9 - Serge CONRAD (25)
ST - 13 - Visse BRASS (27)

GK - 20 - GABRIELLA Hárlaugsdóttir (33) [GRF]
CB - 4 - Priscilla AVERY (32)
LB - 3 - Minotauro MEÑICA (30) [DEL]
DM - 6 - Aulay STEFANS (29)
CM - 14 - Alpin CLERY (33) [SRS]
AM - 21 - Zara LEVIN (31)
ST - 16 - Diadora PARKES (23)

GK - 30 - Kysha BURNES (19)
RB - 2 - Spinnelle PAWSON (23)
CB - 18 - August WARNER (22)
CM - 15 - Lena BEXFORD (22)
CM - 35 - Schiandra HEWETT (18)
ST - 7 - Cheney SAUNDERS (21) <EUR>
ST - 32 - Remus TALABEC (19) <CYI>


MANAGER
Dragan STAVANGER (47)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 14th

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (62, 66)
NFA Cup (60)

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 14th - 46 pts
87: Zenith - 16th - 35 pts
86: Zenith - 9th - 60 pts
85: Zenith - 10th - 47 pts
84: Zenith - 8th - 60 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Kysha Burnes (promoted)
Schiandra Hewett (promoted)

OUT
Ypril Purdue (AFC Rochford, 1.5m)
Aurum Chaney (Diamondqueen, 1m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Isabella Cassadore, Lukas Finnan, Ruby Gjasula, Rutger Locke, Karin Machan, Kaya Naumoff, Ferenc Kubala, Diogenes Kutris, Kylie Penrith, Althea Taliadoros, Matt Vintner, Nikolas Vikmanis
Club Heroes: Matt Bowerman, Diette Daleiden, Kurtis Fitzmarten, Olgina Harrison, Barry Kearney, Franz Kesteren, Zivka Petkovic, Nikita Reeve, Daniella Strauss
River are one of the many secondary Sabrefell sides that have had plenty of time bouncing between the two top tiers. The titular River splits west Sabrefell from east, and the club's stadium overlooks it - a fitting legacy of their humble beginnings, formed by the city's ferrymen. It has never really had ideas beyond its station, and has always cultivated a good relationship with other Sabrefell sides, particularly the sister club Diamondqueen that it helped lift out of obscurity with a series of loans and profile-boosting friendlies. The exception is Athletic, and River are one of the three main sides who absolutely cannot stand the Rams - in their case, the grievance stems back to an incident of fan violence that's by now decades old, where a River fan was attacked in a case of totally mistaken identity. When Chariots ultras retaliated by beating up the Athletic supporters responsible, it created a particularly strong bond between the two sides.


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18. Southfell United
‘The Tanners’
Brightley Arena (44,000)
Southfell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 20 - Sanne ZOLLER (24)
RB - 13 - Jane ARCEGA (28) [TKT]
CB - 17 - Locke HAYES (24)
CB - 4 - Archer FLAT (38) [AUD]
LB - 22 - Fiona ZIDLER (25)
CM - 6 - Sczeila MILNER (27)
DM - 5 - Chantal SCARLETT (23)
CM - 8 - Alyce KEARNEY (26) <BRE>
RW - 7 - Sakari CANTU (29) [PFA]
ST - 9 - Malin TELLE (26) [VAL]
LW - 11 - Andrea BRAXTON (27)

GK - 1 - Donat SOLER (33) [DEL]
CB - 2 - Jade BEYARD (27)
LB - 3 - Pascal RITTER (30)
CM - 18 - Octavian EVERSONG (32)
AM - 24 - Loisa THYRLWELL (25)
RW - 23 - Gudrun HUNTER (20)
ST - 15 - Camilla MARTIN (33)

GK - 25 - Leo KJETILL (24)
RB - 26 - Luci DRACE (31)
CB - 37 - Rutger ZHOU (19) <YZH>
CM - 19 - Finn STOCKWOOD (20)
ST - 16 - Barth SHUKER (23)
LW - 40 - Rivette FOSZTER (18)


MANAGER
Bess GANNON (62)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 12th

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (55, 86)
3 NFA Cups (48, 78, 83)

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 12th - 50 pts
87: Zenith - 15th - 36 pts
86: 1Div - 1st - 90 pts - P
85: 1Div - 8th - 63 pts
84: 1Div - 9th - 55 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Chantal Scarlett (AFC Rochford, 4m)
Malin Telle (Soldarian FC, 2.5m)
Octavian Eversong (Parrhesia United, 1m)
Rivette Foszter (promoted)
Rutger Zhou (promoted)

OUT
Esther Caelin (Brinemouth, 8m)
Ravil Kulesza (Maethoru SC, 7.5m)
Thora Asbrecht (Sabrefell Athletic, 6m)
Cale Schindler (Brinemouth, 1.5m)
Valletta Keepsake (Targas City, free)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Svenja Bowyer, Dale Brightley, Jess Carragher, Malachi Chalk, Marica Kuepper, Ravil Kulesza, Chrysanthe Scafidis, Leyland Stallion
Club Heroes: Nathan Ellis, Chris Grant, Ivan Hemeyer, Rachel Schroeder
Southfell's a large town, once a fortress, just south of Sabrefell and just inland of the coast. Indeed, the easiest way to get into a fight with people from Southfell is to claim that, really, it's just a glorified district of Sabrefell. United started out as the factory team for leatherworkers, of all things, leading to their current nickname of 'Tanners'. Southfell have mostly been a Premiership side in the modern era, and their fans mostly consider themselves to be such, but they haven't had the best of things lately - that said, they were competing at the sharp end of the top flight when the modern era began. Stylistically, the Tanners have generally been fairly flashy and attack-minded, but there's been times where a long-ball style has prevailed. They have a friendly rivalry with the Sabrefell Moths, and indeed pretty much with every Sabrefell side.


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19. Barossia United
‘The Shrikes’
Woden Avenue (28,000)
Covenant, BAR

ROSTER
GK - 20 - Jens KIRSCH (25)
RB - 3 - LEONA Jörvarsdóttir (27) [GRF]
CB - 18 - Bwahi HERRON (33) [CMT]
CB - 14 - Dismas ANDERSON (26)
LB - 19 - Tersi ALAIN (24)
CM - 4 - Chelsea CRAWFORD (32) [HAN]
CM - 15 - Borisow MRKELA (29) [ZRH]
RW - 13 - Luka DJORDIC (26) [ZRH]
AM - 11 - Revelle SZUSZA (26)
LW - 16 - Harrietta MILLER (28)
ST - 21 - Lindley ASHER (25)

GK - 1 - November BESAND (35)
CB - 6 - Tremeka SEWARD (32)
LB - 22 - Rhys VANNEY (30)
CM - 8 - Mikael KERSEY (22)
AM - 7 - Ged HARRIS (23)
LW - 10 - Julia KAMASZ (33)
ST - 26 - Dzira MAY (24)

GK - 30 - Juno ELSINORE (19)
RB - 2 - Elara SHAW (21)
CB - 5 - Ida ROESLING (35)
CM - 23 - Anastasia BYSTROM (32) [SRS]
RW - 12 - Alyzha LIND (21)
ST - 9 - Kylene ROTARIU (35)


MANAGER
Leigh FLUTE (58)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 47th

RECENT HISTORY
88: 1Div - 2nd - 72 pts - P
87: 1Div - 9th - 56 pts
86: Zenith - 19th - 33 pts - R
85: 1Div - 3rd - 68 pts - P
84: 1Div - 4th - 68 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Dismas Anderson (Brinemouth, 5.5m)
Tersi Alain (Aries Solitaire, 3m)
November Besand (Aries Chariots, 300k)

OUT
Radu Mercedes (Frenei Tor, 6m)
Ari Maurer (Locksley, 250k)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Szalai Fowler, Chary Longstreet, Lukas Kiraly
Club Heroes: Ella Bramwell, Lysander Ciman, Ida Roesling, Markus Teamster
Formerly named Rhagant, Barossia United's catchment now counts the confluence of large towns that ultimately coalesced into the city of Covenant. A wild sprawl, layer upon layer in an oddly heartbreaking ambition, Covenant is an apt backdrop for the chaotic club it calls its own. United have a proud history, an inaugural Premiership side, but they fell long and hard into crushing disrepair before their recent renaissance. They've always played a hard-nosed, direct brand of football.


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20. Newrook City
‘The Rooks’
Twilight Ridge (36,000)
Newrook, LZC

ROSTER
GK - 25 - Deniza KRESINGER (23)
RB - 2 - Syrene FISCHER (32)
CB - 17 - Arnulf GOSTLER (29) [SRS]
CB - 18 - Priscilla GRAVES (31)
LB - 20 - Mynah SEELER (31) [BRE]
CM - 4 - Mathilde BARTHET (26) [CMT]
CM - 8 - Dusko OCOKOLJIC (30) [MYT]
RW - 23 - Elias HAGEN (27) [VAL]
AM - 14 - Ida LANCER (31)
LW - 13 - Lyn SHEEN (23)
ST - 10 - Alija SUTALO (22) <MYT>

GK - 12 - Florine SHEATON (30)
CB - 6 - Eero SOLARI (35) [COS]
LB - 3 - Gretelyn PENDRESS (25)
CM - 19 - Harper McKAY (27) [AUD]
AM - 21 - Jezdimir OCOKOLJIC (36) [MYT]
LW - 11 - Zlata PERKUNA (30) [SRS]
ST - 9 - Dauntless CARRICK (32)

GK - 30 - Klara EASTERLING (19)
RB - 26 - Cameron HAYES (21)
CB - 22 - Rodolf EDELGARD (20)
CM - 16 - Lionel BECKETT (22)
RW - 7 - Simon CLAIN (23)
ST - 15 - Helmer SMITH (26)


MANAGER
Hecubah STATKIS (52)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 15th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (84)
3 Rensenbrink Cups (57, 68, 71)

RECENT HISTORY
88: Zenith - 16th - 39 pts
87: Zenith - 14th - 42 pts
86: Zenith - 16th - 37 pts
85: Zenith - 15th - 41 pts
84: 1Div - 1st - 87 pts - P

TRANSFERS
IN
Lyn Sheen (Creed United, 4m)
Klara Easterling (promoted)

OUT
Gerhard Exter (Alliance Barossia, free)
Maela Ran (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Kurtis Brace, Maladict Farrell, Rowan Gawain, Maxine Lynwood, Alessa Marconi, Francesca Marquon, Alija Sutalo, Chase Wingett
Club Heroes: Jezdimir Ocokoljic, Raquel Woods, Perica Zagorec
One-Club Men: Catheline Keenan
Iconic Manager: Andreu Bartolnicci
Founding members of the modern-era Premiership, the Rooks have endured a lot of heartbreak in their time, and their five relegations are an equal record. But it’s the kind of club that appreciates success when it comes; its three Cups are also a record, and one season saw both come at once. It’s still remembered fondly as a blaze of glory. Once considered a more broad-church club across the whole of regional far northeast Nephara, the growth of Newrook into a proper, well, city - absorbing a number of small frontier settlements on the Nepharan end of the Gelderlish border in the process - has mirrored the growth of its one major football club. Northeasterners are considered strange, distant and intense, just sort of off by the standards of the rest of the country. Newrook aren't far off Coret, and the two sides' rivalry is weirdly strong for sides that more central Nepharim tend to mostly forget about. A brief run as a contender towards the sharp end of the Premiership may not have stuck, but did bankroll a new stadium, arguably the most scenic in the nation.
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1. North Laithland
Last Season: 3rd
Stadium: The Bluegrass (48,000)
Nickname: the Spiders
Manager: Malicia Jensen (63)
(3-5-2) 1 - Amber Turner (29, CDG); 3 - Deli Sinka (30, SRS), 5 - Axel Bahr (26), 22 - Tristan Sveinursson Brehmer (20); 2 - Trishi Csatar (28), 20 - Traci Keener (22), 4 - Cintia Flaxen (29), 8 - Eustaquio Abaya (30, FFD), 12 - Sadahige Masuda (23, KOR); 7 - Maria Zambrotta (30, JUE), 11 - Severa Freeport (24)
Notable Reserves: 23 - GK - Alisander Sandford (33), 25 - GK - Keeli Shannon (21); 3 - LWB - Sandra Quoll (23), 6 - CM - Lisle Cain (22), 9 - ST - Chirstoforos Lazelis (34, VDR), 13 - ST - Moran Stensness (24), 15 - CM - Athena Sinodinos (33), 16 - ST - Anders Makar (23), 17 - DM - Steffi Gandling (23), 18 - CB - Alexandra Gantry (23), 26 - RWB - Jule Wassmuth (24), 27 - CM - Passion Karling (21)

BACKGROUND The Rangers have achieved the remarkable feat of going from the Premiership to the Conference, and have now rebounded most of the way back. They used to be noted for youth development, trusting an inexperienced side and producing five-cap winger Eloise Parrish for the national team, but it's clear the current board is working for the short-term, at least until they get back to the top. After a slight relocation that prompted a name change, they operate from the northeast Crisisbless outskirts, and have only recently completed a new boutique stadium. Since their rebrand they've sometimes been known derisively as 'the Planes' for how their bowman crest looks at a distance.

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2. New Oakstone Phoenix
Last Season: 6th
Stadium: River Heart (26,000)
Nickname: Nixi
Manager: Audrey Kennett (48)
(4-4-2) 1 - Catalina Valencia (28, VLD); 26 - Erin Fry (27, EUR), 5 - Aoriasu Aeave (25, KOR), 22 - Chelsi Ponder (29), 14 - Fluorspar Talmay (27); 7 - Catrine Antelmi-Evans (28), 4 - Charlotte Masquelier (26, MRT), 21 - Micha Burkhard (34), 13 - Moreno Keel (24, CMT); 9 - Ariel Ballard (28), 10 - Annika St. Cleer (26, EFL)
Notable Reserves: 2 - RB - Caspar Laufenn (31), 3 - LB - Rowan Findlay (34, TLI), 6 - CM - Saunder Carrow (27), 11 - LM - Ingmar Loesser (27), 12 - ST - Vanda Gero (31, PAS), 15 - RM - June Rinehart (21), 16 - ST - Zdenka Vavra (33, SRS), 19 - CM - Luther Harrizon (23), 23 - CB - Espen Reed (22), 27 - ST - Ruth Chambers (23)

BACKGROUND The first former Premiership club to sink to the state leagues, and now aspiring to return to their former heights. The Phoenix benefited incidentally from the settlement of Corvistone, having been swallowed up by the city's development in a region now known as New Oakstone for its disproportionate number of northern Euran refugee immigrants, and it is an ambitious Euran consortium that now hopes to propel them back to the Zenith.

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3. North Sabrefell
Last Season: 20th (Zenith)
Stadium: Plumeria Lane (24,000)
Nickname: the Bohemians
Manager: Marisha Cade (49)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Djordje Avramovic (24); 2 - Rabia Safarov (28, SRS), 22 - Lianne Northrup (33, ZWZ), 6 - Felix Carter (21), 18 - Tamsin Nevetny (27); 4 - Kateryna Zuniga (35, CMT), 8 - Jenna Esling (24); 10 - Sophi Esmereld (26), 14 - Meliza Audrey (29), 13 - Cassie Bankston (27, CDG); 9 - Kieran Lofthouse (25)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Nichi Pomander (26); 2 - RB - Dala Etoka (33, SRS), 3 - LB - Daniel Chandler (23), 19 - CB - Berenice Saline (25), 20 - CM - Tatiana Kell (25), 27 - ST - Rafko Jelenc (22)

BACKGROUND North Sabrefell haven't really made an impact on Nephara, traditionally speaking, but they've risen respectably of late. It's regarded, sometimes derided, as something of a bohemian wasteland full of drug-addled students, and they've embraced the nickname accordingly. They've recently had a cash injection from Brenecian mining tycoon Bruce Harker, but strict Nepharan ownership rules prevent him from taking a majority share - even so, expect him to influence the side forwards. They're rivals with nearby, more affluent Belgrave.

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4. Iron City
Last Season: 5th
Stadium: Swordgarden (35,000)
Nickname: the Cataphracts
Manager: Sander Musgrave (49)
(4-2-3-1) 20 - Kilroy Hagen (29); 5 - Harri Glass (26), 2 - Howell Payton (27), 19 - Holger Wight (34), 20 - Maria Kroger (31); 4 - Dario Raskin (32), 21 - Andre Gannon (31); 7 - Vella Morgan (22), 13 - Page Rookworth (32), 16 - Paulane Roeder (21); 9 - Ronan Bryan (27, EUR)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Skye Felicity (28); 6 - RB - Lukas Storrin (33), 8 - CM - Sara Brett (34), 10 - ST - Fabienne Sontag (32), 11 - LM - Sander Linn (32), 26 - ST - Cathi Sleator (29)

BACKGROUND The original Premiership yo-yo club, Iron City have the dubious record of having suffered five relegations from the top flight in the modern era (tied with Newrook). That said, their fans would kill for that status now - they seem to be stranded in midtable in the second tier, and were even recently relegated to the third. Iron itself is a small, bleak, industrial city in northern Barossia, and the club traditionally plays bleak, industrial football - but on the other hand, Elaine Ashdown came from here, and book-ended her career at the club.

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5. Cranequin Wanderers
Last Season: 4th
Stadium: Ebony Lane (48,000)
Nickname: the Wanderers
Manager: Lind Scholar (55)
(4-2-3-1) 12 - Hanna Bayliss (31); 2 - Athel Scarnett (26), 18 - John Leitch (23), 22 - Cat Baxton (32), 3 - Corren Speaker (24); 25 - Aloxius Keller (22), 4 - Cynthi Graves (24); 23 - Shashi Chey (24, SRS), 10 - Sander Berenger (28), 11 - Bellona Sadler (32); 15 - Kieran Beaumont (29, TKT)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Esme Haverford (28); 5 - CM - Nicola Brindell (35), 6 - LB - Ilya Netrayev (33, SVJ), 7 - RW - Briston Rellingwood (30, TKT), 8 - AM - Alexis Sutter (31), 9 - ST - Emile Scarlett (26), 13 - LM - Talin Anxosi (33, SRS), 16 - DM - Bastia Swanson (34)

BACKGROUND Cranequin is Nephara's smallest state capital, with a generally cultural focus and bohemian reputation. It was a one-club city - that club being the Wanderers - for a while, but Cranequin City's prominence of late has created a rivalry. Usually found in the bottom half of the Premiership, the Wanderers have suffered three relegations to the second tier in the modern era but they tend to bounce back quickly. Their primary tactical legacy has been pioneering controversial patient possession football in Nephara, to some success - it's a blueprint they've since returned to. At six relegations, have set the record for the worst top-flight side.

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6. Creed United
Last Season: 19th (Zenith)
Stadium: Gardengate (26,000)
Nickname: the Oathmen
Manager: Ursa Dimitar (50)
(4-4-2) 1 - Pavel Owings (27); 26 - Gaxi Montoy (21), 19 - Emil Dajo (29), 6 - Ashrata Barkaan (34, SRS), 3 - Sara Cantrell (28); 23 - Fox Vitaris (25), 4 - Hanna Selder (34, SVJ), 7 - Etheldreda Koren (26), 11 - Miranda Anderson (30, CMT); 17 - Angus Guinness (31, TKT), 21 - Kita Farrell (23)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Brut Kerris (34), 25 - GK - Karli Tremaine (21); 2 - RB - Tristan Esterling (31), 5 - CB - Tevye Barker (31), 9 - ST - Olga Leung (22), 14 - ST - Ben Wiederganger (22), 15 - CM - Gareth Burnes (22), 18 - LB - Palla Koenen (31), 23 - RM - Julietta Prow (20)

BACKGROUND Creed is a small city in the far northwest of Nephara, and it has a similar kind of dry, rough-edged character to the rest of Crownsend. United are its traditional powerhouse, and have only really recently managed to crack the top tier thanks to a golden generation, staying there for a shade under nine years and at one point managing to get into the knockout rounds of the Globe Cup. The hope was that they'd 'pull a Starling' - the reality was that selling their best players for huge fees and having a questionable record of reinvestment meant they eventually reverted to the mean. Still, like many of Nephara's lesser cities, Creed is growing in size and prominence, and being their single relevant club has significant benefits for the Oathmen - a nickname that stems from a legendary regiment of halberdiers that made a name for themselves during the Wars of the Long Marches, and the oath each swore to fight to the last. However, Corinthians No Longer have recently come to prominence, against whom Creed have defined themselves as the club of soldiers and workers.

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7. Crisisbless United
Last Season: 7th
Stadium: The Chessboard (38,000)
Nickname: the Chequers
Manager: Volga Hoellerer (57)
(4-2-3-1) 12 - Tamika Harridan (24); 17 - Tori Allen (32, CDG), 5 - Zalman Rodara (30, SRS), 6 - Anibal Barra (29, KOR), 3 - Lori Cillian (28); 20 - Kayleigh Reid (31, TLI), 26 - Tristan Havek (28); 23 - Shay Rutgers (24), 13 - Constantine Wren (32), 16 - Hartli Fenech (21); 11 - Topaz Caulker (26)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Dorothea Soumare (35, ASU), 25 - GK - Jocasta Frey (20); 2 - RB - Tandi Wilhelm (22), 4 - DM - Mathilde Keller (28), 9 - ST - Mercia Calshot (26), 10 - LW - Dimitra Karvelas (32), 14 - ST - Catrin Davis (25), 15 - AM - Pandore Falcone (20), 19 - LB - Jane Fussell (27), 21 - CM - Zyta Penrith (29), 22 - CB - Dimitar Ingold (30), 26 - CB - Bernard Royston (26)

BACKGROUND One of Crisisbless' secondary sides, United's deliberate study of contrasts of kit compared to the Heelers' has lead to plenty of jibes. But few people have been laughing at United since they've become a top-flight fixture, in which they won a lot of friends with forthright attacking football and survived for many years against the odds. To wear the red-and-black chequers is to embrace pace, fluidity, elan... and Cup thrashings, as the Chequers are responsible for three of the four times a side has scored ten or more unanswered goals in the Cup. They consider the match against Crisisbless to be the 'true' Crisisbless derby, and given Goodfeather's mediocrity in more recent times, they're probably right.

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8. Parrhesia United
Last Season: 8th
Stadium: Knightsgrave (43,000)
Nickname: the Saints
Manager: Danijel Brymora (47)
(4-3-3) 1 - Fiona Hartnett (34); 2 - Ceodora Finnan (23), 22 - Bersant Sale (36), 5 - Kina Strauss (24), 19 - Excellence Sandford (24); 21 - Lucas Baker (30, ETN), 4 - Octavia Zahra (34), 7 - Ashe Caulker (23); 13 - Dimitri Pallas (29), 9 - Gareth Hasluck (28), 11 - Stefan Crowe (24)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Dimitar Franzen (34); 3 - LB - Nikki Freeman (31), 6 - CB - Praline Saunders (34), 16 - LW - Corban Green (32, SNL), 17 - ST - Catheline Instill (23), 18 - DM - Mari Brighton (34), 23 - ST - Julia Roberts (34)

BACKGROUND Vermillion's first or second club, depending on who you ask. Definitely its oldest, and one of the oldest in the country. The Saints are associated with the northside and outskirts of the city, a fairly disparate population uniting a variety of demographics. The nickname doesn't really stem from any piety of the club's, or any association with places of worship, but rather its obscure origins have been traced back to regional pride - downtown Vermillion is a godless hellhole, so therefore the northsiders were saints by comparison. A proud club, but has fallen on harder times of late. Bitter rivals with Vermillion Rage, who keep stealing the Saints' players.

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9. Leichhardt
Last Season: 10th
Stadium: Capricorn Plaza (23,500)
Nickname: the Stargazers
Manager: Dan Keel (60)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Esther Calcutt (28); 2 - Fortuna Morvan (32), 22 - Flo Eschborn (34), 6 - Jasper Oar (25), 19 - Marko Dieter (31, ZRH); 4 - Shara Vander (23), 23 - Sverre Uzuni (24); 7 - Anezka Rennet (32), 21 - Trishander Culver (22), 16 - David Cairns (27, TLI); 9 - Asger Lomond (25)
Notable Reserves: 3 - LB - Yasmin Uzund (32, SRS), 5 - CB - Capricornia Stubbs (29), 11 - LW - Tilda Shed (27), 14 - ST - Lea Eberhart (33, VAL), 15 - AM - Cassi Burbank (30), 26 - RW - Caleb Starboard (27)

BACKGROUND A small city and the largest settlement in the Northern Vale, Leichhardt has traditionally flitted between Premiership relegation battles and the top half of the First Division, usually playing defensive football in the process. Its primary rivals are Corvette, the second-largest Vale settlement, but they've both been overshadowed by nearby Starling of late. Their nickname stems from the clear Vale skies, as opposed to the cloudier cities across the rest of the country.

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10. Brookford Otters
Last Season: 15th
Stadium: The Rock (20,000)
Nickname: the Otters
Manager: Cyrus Kroger (56)
(4-3-3) 20 - Calico Pinter (26); 19 - Tashandra Bauer (23), 5 - Marka Krushlin (35, ZRH), 6 - Tristan Proust (31), 3 - Saskia Maker (24, MRT); 26 - Karoliina Karttunen (25, SLV), 4 - Florian Banneret (30), 8 - Lauren Favall (27); 7 - Martyn Cautcher (26), 17 - Bjoern Syomin (30, SRS), 16 - Kali Stonecypher (24)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Olivia Cheney (31); 2 - RB - Fan Kasef (31, EFK), 11 - LW - Monika Bandler (32), 14 - ST - Zaza Serry (29), 23 - AM - Arjen Malbranque (31), 26 - CM - Jakob Burnes (30)

BACKGROUND Brookford is a smallish town on the east coast, but despite the proximity to Brinemouth, the Otters have always maintained a strong enough identity to ensure a minimum of defectors within the town. They are perhaps most famous for their vapourwave-inspired 'aesthetic' kits, though these have since been phased out as the side returned to their traditional navy and orange look. A Cup win remains their proudest achievement, though it was somewhat marred by their playoff relegation immediately beforehand. Currently bankrolled by whaling kingpin Loris Stetmann.

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11. AFC Rochford
Last Season: 13th
Stadium: Brinegate Park (18,000)
Nickname: the Owls
Manager: Kalevi Trill (39)
(4-4-2) 1 - Vajra Cole (23); 2 - Riette Lyons (31), 18 - Brock Gold (26), 6 - Lukas Worn (34), 19 - Marian Clindon (25); 7 - Esther Conway (21), 25 - Ypril Purdue (24), 14 - Gray Mooney (27, EFL), 11 - Ninian Petrus (31); 15 - Katarin Schester (24), 9 - Kahitana Xoferis (24, FFD)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Hannah Rutherford (34, CDG); 3 - LB - Jenni Radic (33, SCT), 4 - DM - Ares Finnan (32), 5 - CB - Viktor Raleigh (35), 16 - LM - Charissa Hyde (34, GTK), 24 - RM - Marnej Chambers (27)

BACKGROUND A moderately prominent town just inland of the Lazuli Coast, Rochford were a yo-yo club leading into the modern era of Nepharan football but have slipped away from prominence in more recent years, echoing the tendency of the townsfolk themselves to leave for the greener pastures of Brinemouth. Built overlooking the small lake known as the Roch, Rochford is famous for its seafood, especially its oysters.

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12. Alliance Barossia
Last Season: 9th
Stadium: Companions Field (26,000)
Nickname: Alliance
Manager: Tara Alban (52)
(4-4-2) 1 - Olivia Spencer (25); 2 - Keela Everett (24), 5 - Caeda Warhurst (33), 4 - Damascus Steele (28), 18 - Gabby Rosario (30, CDG); 7 - Kiva Louis (29), 6 - Natali Pendrell (29), 8 - Lelja Nemov (28, SRS), 11 - Catheline Dane (28); 21 - Azure Merkatz (28), 10 - Sveinn Arnason (31, SVJ)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Ursula Gavaris (36); 8 - CM - Loris Vanmeter (34, CMT), 15 - RM - Petrus Maslin (33), 16 - LM/ST - Gerhard Exter (30), 19 - RB - Igrene Sonnen (33), 24 - ST - Nyna Kane (33)

BACKGROUND Based out of the industrial sprawl of Bismuth, third and southernmost of Barossia's Three Sisters, Alliance arose, recent and vitalised by grassroots support, to challenge the crumbling giant of Rhagant; until the latter rebranded to Barossia United and sought new investment. The two have been in a death-struggle for supremacy for years, and loathe one another. Alliance have a vibrant fan culture, and seem to be the only Barossians really allowed to visibly enjoy themselves. They're connected to the Guayabalense diaspora; Alliance is the Anglicised form of 'Alianza', the traditional Guayabalense powerhouse, but there is no official link between the clubs.

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13. Belgrave
Last Season: 12th
Stadium: Cherryfields (25,000)
Nickname: the Gargoyles
Manager: Ganymede Hooper (54)
(4-3-3) 12 - Balint Carrington (28); 2 - Werner Thilmann (26), 12 - Raphael Brown (34, SYL), 6 - Patrik Pentti (26, COR), 19 - Lars Sendak (23); 13 - Etienne Berkut (32), 15 - Matthaus Gianniotis (30), 21 - Mari Tone (29); 23 - Finbar McLoughlin (28, TKT), 10 - Chris Fisken (29), 16 - Spike Burnham (25)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Catra Paderborn (35); 3 - LB - Amita Misra (32, SRS), 5 - CB - Ceodoric Klein (23), 8 - CM - Olwen North (35), 9 - ST - Wylla Strephon (20), 11 - LW - Paige Leslight (31), 26 - AM - Johan Chandler (25)

BACKGROUND Belgrave represents Sabrefell's affluent northeast, not historically a socio-economic demographic that has produced good footballers. Even so, their success in recent seasons is built more on good planning than deep pockets. They embrace their reputation for affluence, rebranding it as a belief in 'sophistication', and they've historically favoured a technical, possession-focused style of football, trusting in youth to step up for them. Their willingness to snipe talented youths from across the city to play for them has only made them less popular.

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14. Morningstar
Last Season: 11th
Stadium: Woden Avenue (28,000)
Nickname: Stars
Manager: Bronwyn Gerhardt (53)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Sandra Thorgan (33); 17 - Sami Gruen (22), 5 - Claretta Lawlor (33), 13 - Rosa Thrace (24), 26 - Aragon Smith (22); 23 - Thorgan Brewer (28), 4 - Janna Mirellos (25, TFS), 15 - Stefan Rayne (24), 16 - Lorelei Barker (30); 21 - Franz Kohler (27), 17 - Talia Roeder (23)
Notable Reserves: 8 - CM - Kitti Jadeane (32), 10 - ST - Andre Walker (34), 11 - LM - Apollo Hennessey (30)

BACKGROUND A small industrial city just northeast of Treason, Morningstar traditionally play a very muscular, violent style, and count Emery Lineker as their most important manager. This often leads to chants of "you're just a shit clone of Chatswood". They've always been combative, and their nickname befits that. Their main rivals are Treason, much as this is true of about half of Nephara, but matches against Chatswood and nearby Creed have been predictably spicy as well.

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15. South Laithland
Last Season: 2nd (2Div)
Stadium: Covenground (27,000)
Nickname: the Southrons
Manager: Brandon Graf (50)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Georgia Fitzon (24); 19 - Hanna Morgan (22), 5 - Hender Esmann (29), 18 - Lukas Tremesne (24), 3 - Amber Wynd (24); 7 - Marcel Takashi (26), 4 - Lars Bedesman (29), 23 - Naomi Spinner (29), 11 - Haroun Kueshner (23); 9 - Alhambra Pike (32), 10 - Dimitri Brown (23)
Notable Reserves: 2 - RB - Cleo Harper (34), 8 - CM - Kaya Scanlan (28, BRE), 13 - DM - Farina Luhukay (37), 21 - AM - Shiida Roesler (35)

BACKGROUND Based, as the name suggests, in the southern Laith, South Laithland (based in the town of Dross, which is basically just the football stadium) have traditionally hovered between the bottom half of the Premiership and the top half of the First Division throughout the modern era, and really throughout their entire history. A reasonably successful and stable side, they've rarely scintillated but can be proud of a productive academy. They're friendly rivals with North Laithland, have a derby day against Cypher but expose their fiercest venom for Treason, who have a way of poaching their best players (Allbeck, Flaccus, Connacht, Morgan Ashdown...)

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16. Gonen's Bridge
Last Season: 17th
Stadium: Floriade Park (7,500)
Nickname: the Warriors
Manager: Florian Burnes (51)
(4-4-2) 1 - Rinat Chernetsky (25, PYA); 2 - Johan Petkovic (28), 19 - Kenzi Greyson (30), 6 - Bleda Arkhal (28, SRS), 18 - Sybille Travere (30, CMT); 7 - Vasco Aceituno (28, FFD), 4 - Ardent Vale (26), 8 - Amir Sabic (24), 11 - Naklé Bërsne (27, FFD); 21 - Svante Brausz (31, FFD), 17 - Gail Suvri (26, CMT)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Sigmund Perth (34); 3 - LB - Tomas Abramovic (32), 10 - ST - Jonas Zinter (30), 15 - CM - Courtenay Ralston (27)

BACKGROUND A small town on the south coast, west of Cranequin in the little 'bite' taken out of the coastline. Gonen's Bridge has practically no history as a club, and their meteoric rise has been built on judicious loans, bargain free agents, an artificial pitch and, yes, a wealthy fan owner who helped bankroll them upwards.

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17. Autumnstone
Last Season: Champions (2Div)
Stadium: Redleaf Reach (14,000)
Nickname: the Archers
Manager: Chimera Moxham (38)
(4-4-2) 20 - Jasmine Hsu (23); 2 - Sander Costly (31), 5 - Josimar Slab (31), 6 - Klaus Marvell (29), 18 - Leva Fernand (25); 22 - Ethelred Shang (22), 4 - Natali Horner (25), 23 - Garwyn Brunswick (21), 21 - Bosi Marinkovic (22); 9 - Shara Deamond (32), 10 - Tasha Garrard (21)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Emilien Marisnick (35); 3 - LB - Alex Levine (35), 8 - CM - Jill Sunderland (35), 11 - LM - Andrine Samsa (33), 15 - ST - Zagreus Evans (32)

BACKGROUND A relatively young side that emerged quickly through the state leagues, debuting in the Conference East in 71 and immediately pushing on to promotion. The Archers were formed by merging a number of tiny clubs in the rapidly growing southeast Sabrefell area, with a population mixed between immigrants and those pushed out by gentrification toward the centre; they have worked quickly and decisively to establish a strong academy.

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18. Chenoworth Rovers
Last Season: 16th
Stadium: Slatefield (32,000)
Nickname: the Rovers
Manager: Miron Campbell (55)
(4-4-2) 1 - Glenn Stirling (24); 2 - Rylisa Martane (24), 3 - Longinus Fenton (31), 5 - Gannon Livas (26), 20 - Jenna Drummond (27); 13 - Cheney Signet (23), 4 - Dawn Bishop (29), 8 - Niko Babylon (28), 16 - Zophie Zarinchek (30, CDG); 9 - Petrarch Corbay (31), 15 - Casi Maxim (24)
Notable Reserves: 7 - RM - Sarala Darzi (32, SRS), 11 - LM - Ashara Szuban (33), 23 - ST - Raphael Wentworth (28)

BACKGROUND Chenoworth is a two-club city (for the most part), with the Harriers representing the northwest geographically and Hellenics culturally, and the Rovers Jewish, eastern and by reputation more affluent. In the early years of the modern era, both sides could regularly be seen yo-yoing wildly between the top two tiers, with seven Premiership relegations between them. Of late, however, the Harriers' fortunes have soared and the Rovers' have soured, until a recent resurgence has left them yet again eyeing the top flight.

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19. Diamondqueen
Last Season: 14th
Stadium: The New Overlook (17,500)
Nickname: the Diamonds
Manager: Arden Kolar (56)
(4-3-1-2) 20 - Aurum Chaney (25); 2 - Asha Penfold (31), 5 - Markus Gojak (32), 6 - Vasil Ausbury (25), 3 - Lorcan Devante (33); 23 - Luther Elvedi (28), 26 - Lindsi Gannon (31), 8 - Anna Henling (33, SYL); 10 - Odette Mandrake (32); 9 - Asmora Culdacar (25), 15 - Voni Obsivac (23)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Gilgamesh Dance (32); 25 - ST - Riverina Bray (33)

BACKGROUND Diamondqueen's main attraction is being the suburb in which the Nepharan National University is, just north of the centre of the city. As a result, most of its supporters come from the student base. It's had a very strong relationship with the nearby Raven River for many years, acting as something of a feeder club for them for a few years until their meteoric rise to the same division, and they continue to have a close relationship - Diamondqueen don't really have any rivals at all.

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20. Vermillion Wanderers
Last Season: 3rd (2Div)
Stadium: New Falstaff (35,000)
Nickname: the Wanderers
Manager: Iona Britton (49)
(4-3-3) 20 - Bard Holgate (29); 6 - Sloane Carden (23), 5 - Talwar Johansen (29), 22 - Berenice Saline (26), 3 - Sigrid Fischer (21); 8 - Garnet Hunchback (28), 16 - Konrad Berg (30), 11 - Sandi Lupin (23); 7 - Morgan Chalice (26), 9 - Pedro Bailey (25, SNL), 10 - Louise Degenek (28)
Notable Reserves: 2 - RB - Rena Kinross, 15 - ST - Jonas Rossi (32), 22 - LB - Archany Narang (32, SRS)

BACKGROUND The Wanderers had a dramatic rise from the semi-professional levels that saw them in the Premiership for three seasons, and they remain its latest club in the alphabet. The rise was mirrored off the pitch as well as on, and they carved out a niche for themselves as Vermillion's reasonably-respected third side, and they've had to expand their stadium capacity to match the demand. Unlike Parrhesia and the Rage, they've found something of a reputation for very route-one football.
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Clubs in Focus - Zenith


Aries Chariots

What’s not to love? The latest fresh club to win the top flight, after coming so agonisingly close, so many times before. They finally saw it through, and who can they look to for credit? Sure, Chariots have their share of great players. Lillehammer is one of the league’s staunchest defenders, the strike partnership of Balmoral and Gretler are old-school delights, while Ismet Zmiric’s injection into the midfield offered the pure class in the beating heart that probably pushed them over the line.

But frankly, look no further than Lexus Ulreich, becoming the first man to win four (!) Emerald Crests. Having adapted his game from a possession-centric, patient approach at Belgrave to an all-action pressing machine at the Chariots, his players adore him and he’s consistently been able to get the Chariots to punch above their weight. Now, finally, they have a title to show for it, one that on paper they had no right at all claiming over the flush likes of Crisisbless, or the CL champions-then-runners-up Athletic.

And how have they chosen to consolidate on this success? Well… they haven’t. Not on the pitch, at least. Some old players have been sold for a pittance or let go, replaced by academy players. Ulreich is less than pleased. The Chariots are far from the only team to be parsimonious in the window, this year; a sweeping report came through the game and insisted a number of clubs update their crumbling stadia or primitive academies (the latter not a problem at Aries, at least), and so a replacement for the decrepit Scythes has at last been funded. Ulreich’s intimated this means this year could be his last. The fans are disappointed… but at least he’s going to fight to defend his title, and greater miracles have happened before.

Goodfeather FC

It’s surely the nightmare scenario. Convincingly winning the First Division, returning to the arena where most Quakers still feel is incomplete without them, playing brilliant, front-foot football that should hopefully adapt well to the first tier, and homegrown youth international Flavia Catepan, whose 25 goals were pivotal in dragging them across the line, is snapped up by Z’ai’ai. Barossia endured a similar fate, their imperious goalkeeper Radu Mercedes departing for Frenei Tor.

The fact is that the Red League can match the Zenith for prestige these days, and financially outmuscles it. While Barossia United did not manage to replace Mercedes, not getting further than a mooted bid for Asolfur Nilsson that was blown out of the water by Brenecian giants (if that isn’t an oxymoron) Northern Union, Goodfeather acted quickly to snap up Cecilija Riuga, a more intelligent, deep-dropping player who arguably fits the Quakers’ style better than Catepan (or is that too much hopium?). Ryman and Zeller arrive with some degree of Zenith experience between them, players in the prime of their careers, while remaining all-action striker Rafko Jelenc, who gradually won a place over Dashaun Howard as the season went on, has not given up hope of representing Mytanija internationally, and may well be spurred on.

All this to say that Katenza Muhren, a quietly effective journeywoman fullback in her playing days, is not about to be stymied by the loss of one player. There’s plenty of experience in the Quakers, balanced out by young talents like Marcia Danmarch just waiting to burst free, while Vladimir Orakhin has arguably been the most consistent midfielder in 1Div over past years. Compared to some of the congealing sides around them, there’s an argument to be made they should not only stay up, but do so comfortably.

Southfell United

Bess Gannon, one of the Zenith’s oldest managers at 62, has done well to anchor Southfell in the top flight with one of its younger squads. Unfortunately, the big sides have come a-calling. Heather Spahi was first to go, but there was a replacement waiting in the wings in Thora Asbrecht, who showed last season exactly why the Tanners weren’t afraid to lose her. So, of course, Asbrecht was picked up by Sabrefell Athletic as they look to pursue excellence in multiple competitions.

And it got worse, too. Brinemouth found themselves needing a replacement for Seona Gale, and snapped up the Tanners’ Esther Caelin. At a premium, yes, but late notice; Chantal Scarlett is about as good a replacement as could be sourced from the second tier, but this will be the 23-year old’s first experience of top-flight football, with veteran midfielder Octavian Eversong also drafted in to offer some experience. Oh, and while the Dockers were there they decided they may as well liberate Cale Schindler from the last year of his contract, so. So much for the centre of the Tanners’ defence. And of course, Ravil Kulesza, a near-certain long-term Cormorant, decided he was equal to the challenge of cracking open Ko-orenite defences. This time, at least, the Tanners were able to take advantage of a domino effect elsewhere; Lothas Ludwig returned to Soldarian, dislodging Malin Telle to be snapped up at a bargain ₲2 million.

There’s still talent left at the Tanners. Sanne Zoller remains at the club, one of the best goalkeepers in the bottom half of the league in no hurry to leave despite some interest from Raven River and Vermillion Rage. Alyce Kearney is a fearless, relentless midfield presence who leads by example and knits the team together. And even at a decrepit 38, Archer Flat will simply murder anyone who gets within arm’s reach. But there’s still the sense that Bess Gannon will need every trick in her book to keep the Tanners out of danger this time.

Stahlburg City

“It’s fair to say the project hasn’t exactly progressed as the board had envisioned it.” These were the dry words of Gratia Barker, recently brought in to the biggest job of a career largely spent (successfully) firefighting. The club just doesn’t have money in the bank right now, still paying for the Calrek Arena, weighed down by a massive wage bill spent on unshiftable veterans; their incomings this season have been three youth players. But right now, after the failed stint of Brenecian Sienna Fallon, there is reason to suggest Barker is the perfect person for the club.

Roxelana Thorn, Cruz, MacMaster, Troegner, Vanessa and Smajic are all expected to play crucial roles in this season, and are all the wrong side of 30. Looking to the bench, the likes of Maria Dukakis - who they have repeatedly tried to shift - Houghson, Lea and Corder just aren’t quite up to the Smiths’ aspirations. For a side nominally looking to break into the top, they just don’t have the grunt in depth, despite a handful of aging exceptional talents they have not been able to take advantage of in their prime.

But it’s not all bad for the Smiths, even if they’re looking likely to merely have to hold position this season. With Nepharan performances finally improving in the IFCF, it seems as though the top six or even seven places may be relevant again, and the fight to get there might heat up. With the stadium paid off, the money will be there to reinvest. And in Gratia Barker, they have a hard-nosed, uncompromsing manager who has never failed, who suits the club’s image down to a tee, who the fans already love and, just as importantly, who opposing fans already hate. They’re one to watch… next season. But perhaps there’s a chance Barker can get them firing ahead of schedule.

Clubs in Focus - 1Div


Autumnstone

Wait, that’s where Chimera Moxham ended up?! Apparently so! Why Autumnstone? She grins. “They were young, on the up, and small enough that I could completely subsume their identity and mould them into whatever I wanted.” Good thing that she’s a really, really good manager, signs are. And the fans adore her, helped largely by the fact that Moxham is one of the most lovable Cormorants in history, a bona fide legend… even if almost her entire career was spent abroad. What she wanted to mould Autumnstone into, apparently, is a lot of hot young talents.

The Archers have been blessed with an excellent youth intake from the rapidly-growing inner-east sector of Sabrefell, and Moxham has not been shy about using them. Wingers Marinkovic and Shang have simply bullied 2Div defences, Tasha Garrard was the runaway 2Div Jade Heart winner, and Hsu looks a brilliantly assured goalkeeper already at 23. It could all implode, of course, and Moxham isn’t completely ignorant to the value of experience; Zenith champion Costly has arrived on a free to anchor rightback, after all. And Moxham has not ruled out naming herself on the bench, which she did from time to time last season (“largely on a whim, when my knees weren’t killing me”). And big conventional wisdom fans have them set to go straight down, in the club’s first-ever taste of second-tier football. But come on. Survival would be much more fun.

Brookford Otters

The Otters have been through a lot over the years. They were one of the earliest Premiership sides - still 25th in the all-time table - and have endured relegations, promotions, occasional brushes with international football, and an ill-advised rebrand to ‘vapourwave-inspired’ cyan and pink kits that coincided with their peak era. But they have spent the past eleven years languishing in the First Division, largely not even getting within sight of promotion.

Things… might be looking up. After their current ownership had essentially begun asset-stripping, they were subject to a hostile takeover by local megalomaniac and whaling magnate, Loris Stetmann; not the kind of man who can bankroll the Otters to the top, perhaps, but at least stop the bloodletting (ironically). A man already described derisively as the Blubber Billionaire has at least point-blank refused to sell Kali Stonecypher in the face of much Zenith interest - much to Stonecypher’s dismay - signed Pinter and Favall to shore up the side, players in their prime, and promises much more to come.
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RAMSEY SHIELD
Aries Chariots 2-0 Starling

Aries can be very happy with a convincing preseason curtain-raiser where they look generally solid all across the pitch and take their chances ruthlessly. Just like last season. Starling look, in the parlance of the youth, deeply mid. Unlike last season. Is it a portent of what’s to come?

MATCHDAY 1
Aries Chariots 3-2 Barossia United
Raven River 0-2 Goodfeather FC
Sabrefell Athletic 4-1 Chatswood
Sabrefell Moths 6-0 Chardonnay Rangers
Brinemouth 3-1 Southfell United
Crisisbless 4-1 Corinthians No Longer
Coret Hawks 1-2 Chenoworth Harriers
AFC Corvistone 3-0 Newrook City
Stahlburg City 3-0 Vermillion Rage
Starling 0-1 AFC Treason
MATCHDAY 2
Goodfeather FC 1-3 Aries Chariots
Chatswood 1-0 Barossia United
Chardonnay Rangers 4-2 Raven River
Southfell United 4-5 Sabrefell Athletic
Corinthians No Longer 1-4 Sabrefell Moths
Chenoworth Harriers 0-6 Brinemouth
Newrook City 0-4 Crisisbless
Vermillion Rage 1-2 Coret Hawks
AFC Treason 2-2 AFC Corvistone
Starling 1-2 Stahlburg City
MATCHDAY 3
Aries Chariots 2-2 Chatswood
Goodfeather FC 1-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Barossia United 0-1 Southfell United
Raven River 4-0 Corinthians No Longer
Sabrefell Athletic 6-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Sabrefell Moths 8-0 Newrook City
Brinemouth 5-1 Vermillion Rage
Crisisbless 3-0 AFC Treason
Coret Hawks 4-3 Starling
AFC Corvistone 0-2 Stahlburg City
MATCHDAY 4
Chardonnay Rangers 3-2 Aries Chariots
Southfell United 0-1 Chatswood
Corinthians No Longer 1-1 Goodfeather FC
Chenoworth Harriers 2-0 Barossia United
Newrook City 2-2 Raven River
Vermillion Rage 0-4 Sabrefell Athletic
AFC Treason 3-2 Sabrefell Moths
Starling 3-2 Brinemouth
Stahlburg City 2-0 Crisisbless
AFC Corvistone 1-1 Coret Hawks
MATCHDAY 5
Aries Chariots 4-0 Southfell United
Chardonnay Rangers 4-0 Corinthians No Longer
Chatswood 0-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Goodfeather FC 1-0 Newrook City
Barossia United 2-1 Vermillion Rage
Raven River 0-1 AFC Treason
Sabrefell Athletic 1-0 Starling
Sabrefell Moths 3-1 Stahlburg City
Brinemouth 1-1 AFC Corvistone
Crisisbless 2-1 Coret Hawks
MATCHDAY 6
Corinthians No Longer 1-1 Aries Chariots
Chenoworth Harriers 2-1 Southfell United
Newrook City 1-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Vermillion Rage 3-1 Chatswood
AFC Treason 1-0 Goodfeather FC
Starling 3-0 Barossia United
Stahlburg City 5-1 Raven River
AFC Corvistone 0-2 Sabrefell Athletic
Coret Hawks 2-5 Sabrefell Moths
Crisisbless 0-1 Brinemouth
MATCHDAY 7
Aries Chariots 4-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Corinthians No Longer 0-2 Newrook City
Southfell United 1-4 Vermillion Rage
Chardonnay Rangers 3-1 AFC Treason
Chatswood 0-2 Starling
Goodfeather FC 2-1 Stahlburg City
Barossia United 0-3 AFC Corvistone
Raven River 0-3 Coret Hawks
Sabrefell Athletic 0-1 Crisisbless
Sabrefell Moths 1-2 Brinemouth
MATCHDAY 8
Newrook City 0-6 Aries Chariots
Vermillion Rage 2-1 Chenoworth Harriers
AFC Treason 4-1 Corinthians No Longer
Starling 0-0 Southfell United
Stahlburg City 2-3 Chardonnay Rangers
AFC Corvistone 1-0 Chatswood
Coret Hawks 3-1 Goodfeather FC
Crisisbless 1-0 Barossia United
Brinemouth 3-1 Raven River
Sabrefell Moths 0-1 Sabrefell Athletic
MATCHDAY 9
Aries Chariots 3-1 Vermillion Rage
Newrook City 1-0 AFC Treason
Chenoworth Harriers 2-1 Starling
Corinthians No Longer 1-1 Stahlburg City
Southfell United 1-1 AFC Corvistone
Chardonnay Rangers 3-4 Coret Hawks
Chatswood 0-2 Crisisbless
Goodfeather FC 3-5 Brinemouth
Barossia United 1-7 Sabrefell Moths
Raven River 1-6 Sabrefell Athletic
MATCHDAY 10
AFC Treason 6-0 Aries Chariots
Starling 5-0 Vermillion Rage
Stahlburg City 1-0 Newrook City
AFC Corvistone 2-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Coret Hawks 1-1 Corinthians No Longer
Crisisbless 2-0 Southfell United
Brinemouth 4-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Sabrefell Moths 1-0 Chatswood
Sabrefell Athletic 0-1 Goodfeather FC
Raven River 1-1 Barossia United
MATCHDAY 11
Aries Chariots 0-2 Starling
AFC Treason 0-2 Stahlburg City
Vermillion Rage 0-1 AFC Corvistone
Newrook City 0-4 Coret Hawks
Chenoworth Harriers 1-1 Crisisbless
Corinthians No Longer 1-2 Brinemouth
Southfell United 1-5 Sabrefell Moths
Chardonnay Rangers 2-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Chatswood 3-2 Raven River
Goodfeather FC 1-0 Barossia United
MATCHDAY 12
Stahlburg City 3-0 Aries Chariots
AFC Corvistone 0-1 Starling
Coret Hawks 2-1 AFC Treason
Crisisbless 1-1 Vermillion Rage
Brinemouth 5-1 Newrook City
Sabrefell Moths 3-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Sabrefell Athletic 4-0 Corinthians No Longer
Raven River 4-0 Southfell United
Barossia United 0-0 Chardonnay Rangers
Goodfeather FC 1-3 Chatswood
MATCHDAY 13
Aries Chariots 0-1 AFC Corvistone
Stahlburg City 1-1 Coret Hawks
Starling 2-2 Crisisbless
AFC Treason 3-3 Brinemouth
Vermillion Rage 2-2 Sabrefell Moths
Newrook City 1-3 Sabrefell Athletic
Chenoworth Harriers 1-0 Raven River
Corinthians No Longer 2-1 Barossia United
Southfell United 1-3 Goodfeather FC
Chardonnay Rangers 1-0 Chatswood
MATCHDAY 14
Coret Hawks 2-3 Aries Chariots
Crisisbless 2-1 AFC Corvistone
Brinemouth 1-1 Stahlburg City
Sabrefell Moths 1-0 Starling
Sabrefell Athletic 1-1 AFC Treason
Raven River 1-4 Vermillion Rage
Barossia United 2-2 Newrook City
Goodfeather FC 3-4 Chenoworth Harriers
Chatswood 3-0 Corinthians No Longer
Chardonnay Rangers 4-1 Southfell United
MATCHDAY 15
Aries Chariots 0-3 Crisisbless
Coret Hawks 3-1 Brinemouth
AFC Corvistone 2-0 Sabrefell Moths
Stahlburg City 3-5 Sabrefell Athletic
Starling 4-1 Raven River
AFC Treason 4-1 Barossia United
Vermillion Rage 2-1 Goodfeather FC
Newrook City 0-2 Chatswood
Chenoworth Harriers 2-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Corinthians No Longer 3-1 Southfell United
MATCHDAY 16
Brinemouth 1-0 Aries Chariots
Sabrefell Moths 4-0 Crisisbless
Sabrefell Athletic 2-0 Coret Hawks
Raven River 1-2 AFC Corvistone
Barossia United 1-0 Stahlburg City
Goodfeather FC 0-2 Starling
Chatswood 1-1 AFC Treason
Chardonnay Rangers 4-2 Vermillion Rage
Southfell United 2-1 Newrook City
Corinthians No Longer 1-1 Chenoworth Harriers
MATCHDAY 17
Aries Chariots 2-1 Sabrefell Moths
Brinemouth 1-4 Sabrefell Athletic
Crisisbless 5-0 Raven River
Coret Hawks 2-1 Barossia United
AFC Corvistone 6-2 Goodfeather FC
Stahlburg City 2-0 Chatswood
Starling 0-2 Chardonnay Rangers
AFC Treason 4-1 Southfell United
Vermillion Rage 5-1 Corinthians No Longer
Newrook City 2-6 Chenoworth Harriers
MATCHDAY 18
Sabrefell Athletic 1-1 Aries Chariots
Raven River 3-2 Sabrefell Moths
Barossia United 1-3 Brinemouth
Goodfeather FC 2-3 Crisisbless
Chatswood 1-1 Coret Hawks
Chardonnay Rangers 0-0 AFC Corvistone
Southfell United 2-0 Stahlburg City
Corinthians No Longer 1-0 Starling
Chenoworth Harriers 3-0 AFC Treason
Newrook City 2-6 Vermillion Rage
MATCHDAY 19
Aries Chariots 3-0 Raven River
Sabrefell Athletic 0-1 Barossia United
Sabrefell Moths 1-1 Goodfeather FC
Brinemouth 2-0 Chatswood
Crisisbless 5-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Coret Hawks 2-1 Southfell United
AFC Corvistone 1-1 Corinthians No Longer
Stahlburg City 2-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Starling 4-1 Newrook City
AFC Treason 3-0 Vermillion Rage

Sort of.





Okay, so you’ll need a bit more to go off than that. Actually, the two sides are split by just a single point, with Starling behind but enjoying a +7 GD advantage. Trouble for the Chariots is that the good teams have slapped them around this season. They took good advantage of a soft start before falling off, at one stage losing four straight games without scoring, including a 6-0 hammering to Treason and, indeed, a 2-0 defeat at home to Starling. But the Passerines haven’t been much better, looking distinctly overstretched and under-strength. They’ve had some magnificent performances, but struggled mightily to bring down low blocks at times.

The top three are split by just a point. Brinemouth lead by a nose; literally a single point of goal difference. The odd sense remains that this is a side peaking in different times; a number of players linger at the wrong side of 30, while other players like Miller, Arconada, new signin Caelin, must prove they’re capable of fighting it out at this level. Well, they look it, and none of the older generation look past it, yet. Their relentless attack has been matched by Crisisbless’ tight, impeccably-drilled defence, a side with very little turnover that know each other inside-out. The Rams have been brilliant, but somehow sit third. Rebekka Kajsdóttir has arguably been their best player thus far, which is startling, given she’s only 20. It’s Athletic, after all, that fostered Xixi Ens into what has come to be regarded as an all-time great. The Moths are fourth, six points behind, with the best goal difference in the league. Of course they are. Penumbra Amokachi insists her side are the best in the league ‘in terms of the way that we’re playing, right, the football we are dishing out’. Maybe.

Newrook might agree, but you shouldn’t care about Newrook’s opinion because they’ve been fucking horrible. Sure, Corvistone, Crisisbless and the Moths was a hard opening to the season, but they lost 3-0, 4-0 and 8-0 (!). Soon after, they lost the Seeker Derby 4-0 to the Hawks, too, with Jarngrimur Natulfsson writing his name into Hawks folklore not just with a hat-trick but with his ever-increasing taunting of the home fans. They shipped five to Brinemouth, then contrived to lose 6-2 at home twice in consecutive rounds - to Chenoworth and Vermillion - before cooling off with a mere 4-1 defeat in Starling. What’s astonishing is that a single win could lift them into eighteenth. River have been utterly wretched. Southfell have been wretched enough that they lost 4-0 to River. Barossia United should feel very fortunate to be in the survival places on 12 points, despite their pathological inability to score goals; at least their defence has been solid.

Miscellaneous curiosities: Treason are 10th, just above the defending champions, albeit it’s something of a false position given how close 4th through 12th are (six points splitting them). The fanbase want Cralt-Nirlo Fox out, but the ‘hold up, let ‘em cook’ messaging from the board remains strong, and they are absolutely ruthless enough where they would throw them out the door if they did not believe in The Project. 19-year olds Radu Vormuth (a goal and four assists) and Leona Tsang (four goals) have made key contributions, and the central defensive partnership of Tirel and Roysveit are gelling fast, ominous given how much room they have to grow.

Both promoted sides are out of trouble thus far; Barossia United only barely, but Goodfeather FC have done as many predicted, playing their way out of danger time and again, not compromising on what made them great. Riuga has, mercifully, made up for the lost impact of Catepan, and Rafko Jelenc has stepped up with eight league goals thus far. But the story of the season, outside of the business ends, is Chardonnay Rangers. Gerik Ramsey’s hard-bitten, hard-pressing, tough-tackling side, made up in large part of excellent signings making the step up from the second tier, have clawed and brutalised their way to a barely-comprehensible 6th. If the Rams have a sufficiently productive stint in the coefficient mines, that could be an international place next season…

ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Brinemouth 19 13 3 3 51 26 +25 42
2 Crisisbless 19 13 3 3 41 17 +24 42
3 Sabrefell Athletic 19 13 2 4 50 19 +31 41
4 Sabrefell Moths 19 11 2 6 56 22 +34 35

5 Coret Hawks 19 10 4 5 39 30 +9 34
6 Chardonnay Rangers 19 10 4 5 38 34 +4 34
7 Stahlburg City 19 10 3 6 34 22 +12 33

8 AFC Corvistone 19 9 6 4 28 16 +12 33
9 Chenoworth Harriers 19 10 2 7 31 36 -5 32
10 AFC Treason 19 9 4 6 36 26 +10 31
11 Aries Chariots 19 9 3 7 37 31 +6 30
12 Starling 19 9 2 8 33 20 +13 29
13 Vermillion Rage 19 7 2 10 35 43 -8 23
14 Chatswood 19 6 3 10 19 26 -7 21
15 Goodfeather FC 19 6 3 10 27 37 -10 21
16 Corinthians No Longer 19 3 6 10 17 44 -27 15
17 Barossia United 19 3 3 13 14 37 -23 12
18 Raven River 19 3 2 14 24 51 -27 11
19 Southfell United 19 3 2 14 19 48 -29 11
20 Newrook City 19 2 3 14 16 60 -44 9


MATCHDAY 1
Cranequin Wanderers 3-0 Vermillion Wanderers
Brookford Otters 1-0 South Laithland
Diamondqueen 1-1 Autumnstone
Belgrave 0-0 Creed United
AFC Rochford 1-3 North Sabrefell
Iron City 3-1 Gonen's Bridge
Alliance Barossia 1-2 Morningstar
Parrhesia United 1-0 Crisisbless United
Leichhardt 2-4 North Laithland
Chenoworth Rovers 3-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
MATCHDAY 2
South Laithland 0-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Autumnstone 1-1 Vermillion Wanderers
Creed United 2-3 Brookford Otters
North Sabrefell 3-1 Diamondqueen
Gonen's Bridge 2-3 Belgrave
Morningstar 0-0 AFC Rochford
Crisisbless United 1-0 Iron City
North Laithland 1-3 Alliance Barossia
New Oakstone Phoenix 0-1 Parrhesia United
Chenoworth Rovers 1-2 Leichhardt
MATCHDAY 3
Cranequin Wanderers 3-2 Autumnstone
South Laithland 0-0 Creed United
Vermillion Wanderers 0-1 North Sabrefell
Brookford Otters 0-2 Gonen's Bridge
Diamondqueen 0-2 Morningstar
Belgrave 2-3 Crisisbless United
AFC Rochford 2-1 North Laithland
Iron City 2-0 New Oakstone Phoenix
Alliance Barossia 2-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Parrhesia United 1-1 Leichhardt
MATCHDAY 4
Creed United 1-2 Cranequin Wanderers
North Sabrefell 1-0 Autumnstone
Gonen's Bridge 1-3 South Laithland
Morningstar 1-1 Vermillion Wanderers
Crisisbless United 4-1 Brookford Otters
North Laithland 4-1 Diamondqueen
New Oakstone Phoenix 8-1 Belgrave
Chenoworth Rovers 0-2 AFC Rochford
Leichhardt 0-1 Iron City
Parrhesia United 1-0 Alliance Barossia
MATCHDAY 5
Cranequin Wanderers 0-1 North Sabrefell
Creed United 3-0 Gonen's Bridge
Autumnstone 2-2 Morningstar
South Laithland 0-0 Crisisbless United
Vermillion Wanderers 0-3 North Laithland
Brookford Otters 2-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Diamondqueen 0-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Belgrave 1-1 Leichhardt
AFC Rochford 1-0 Parrhesia United
Iron City 0-0 Alliance Barossia
MATCHDAY 6
Gonen's Bridge 0-3 Cranequin Wanderers
Morningstar 1-2 North Sabrefell
Crisisbless United 1-1 Creed United
North Laithland 3-2 Autumnstone
New Oakstone Phoenix 5-0 South Laithland
Chenoworth Rovers 1-0 Vermillion Wanderers
Leichhardt 0-1 Brookford Otters
Parrhesia United 1-1 Diamondqueen
Alliance Barossia 4-1 Belgrave
Iron City 1-1 AFC Rochford
MATCHDAY 7
Cranequin Wanderers 3-0 Morningstar
Gonen's Bridge 1-3 Crisisbless United
North Sabrefell 2-3 North Laithland
Creed United 0-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Autumnstone 2-0 Chenoworth Rovers
South Laithland 1-0 Leichhardt
Vermillion Wanderers 2-2 Parrhesia United
Brookford Otters 1-1 Alliance Barossia
Diamondqueen 1-2 Iron City
Belgrave 1-1 AFC Rochford
MATCHDAY 8
Crisisbless United 1-0 Cranequin Wanderers
North Laithland 1-1 Morningstar
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-1 Gonen's Bridge
Chenoworth Rovers 0-4 North Sabrefell
Leichhardt 2-2 Creed United
Parrhesia United 1-3 Autumnstone
Alliance Barossia 0-3 South Laithland
Iron City 3-0 Vermillion Wanderers
AFC Rochford 1-0 Brookford Otters
Belgrave 2-0 Diamondqueen
MATCHDAY 9
Cranequin Wanderers 0-1 North Laithland
Crisisbless United 1-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Morningstar 1-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Gonen's Bridge 0-1 Leichhardt
North Sabrefell 2-2 Parrhesia United
Creed United 1-2 Alliance Barossia
Autumnstone 0-1 Iron City
South Laithland 3-0 AFC Rochford
Vermillion Wanderers 2-3 Belgrave
Brookford Otters 1-1 Diamondqueen
MATCHDAY 10
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Chenoworth Rovers 0-4 North Laithland
Leichhardt 0-1 Crisisbless United
Parrhesia United 2-1 Morningstar
Alliance Barossia 3-2 Gonen's Bridge
Iron City 2-0 North Sabrefell
AFC Rochford 0-0 Creed United
Belgrave 3-1 Autumnstone
Diamondqueen 1-0 South Laithland
Brookford Otters 3-3 Vermillion Wanderers
MATCHDAY 11
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Chenoworth Rovers
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-5 Leichhardt
North Laithland 2-1 Parrhesia United
Crisisbless United 3-0 Alliance Barossia
Morningstar 1-2 Iron City
Gonen's Bridge 1-1 AFC Rochford
North Sabrefell 3-1 Belgrave
Creed United 1-0 Diamondqueen
Autumnstone 1-1 Brookford Otters
South Laithland 4-2 Vermillion Wanderers
MATCHDAY 12
Leichhardt 2-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Parrhesia United 4-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Alliance Barossia 1-4 New Oakstone Phoenix
Iron City 1-2 North Laithland
AFC Rochford 0-5 Crisisbless United
Belgrave 1-0 Morningstar
Diamondqueen 0-1 Gonen's Bridge
Brookford Otters 1-1 North Sabrefell
Vermillion Wanderers 2-3 Creed United
South Laithland 2-0 Autumnstone
MATCHDAY 13
Cranequin Wanderers 1-1 Parrhesia United
Leichhardt 1-1 Alliance Barossia
Chenoworth Rovers 2-5 Iron City
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-0 AFC Rochford
North Laithland 1-1 Belgrave
Crisisbless United 3-1 Diamondqueen
Morningstar 1-2 Brookford Otters
Gonen's Bridge 2-1 Vermillion Wanderers
North Sabrefell 2-1 South Laithland
Creed United 2-2 Autumnstone
MATCHDAY 14
Alliance Barossia 0-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Iron City 2-0 Parrhesia United
AFC Rochford 0-2 Leichhardt
Belgrave 2-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Diamondqueen 2-5 New Oakstone Phoenix
Brookford Otters 3-2 North Laithland
Vermillion Wanderers 2-0 Crisisbless United
South Laithland 1-0 Morningstar
Autumnstone 3-2 Gonen's Bridge
Creed United 1-1 North Sabrefell
MATCHDAY 15
Cranequin Wanderers 0-1 Iron City
Alliance Barossia 2-0 AFC Rochford
Parrhesia United 1-1 Belgrave
Leichhardt 0-0 Diamondqueen
Chenoworth Rovers 2-5 Brookford Otters
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-1 Vermillion Wanderers
North Laithland 0-1 South Laithland
Crisisbless United 7-1 Autumnstone
Morningstar 0-1 Creed United
Gonen's Bridge 2-2 North Sabrefell
MATCHDAY 16
AFC Rochford 0-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Belgrave 1-2 Iron City
Diamondqueen 1-1 Alliance Barossia
Brookford Otters 1-5 Parrhesia United
Vermillion Wanderers 0-3 Leichhardt
South Laithland 1-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Autumnstone 2-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Creed United 0-2 North Laithland
North Sabrefell 1-3 Crisisbless United
Gonen's Bridge 0-2 Morningstar
MATCHDAY 17
Cranequin Wanderers 2-1 Belgrave
AFC Rochford 1-3 Diamondqueen
Iron City 0-2 Brookford Otters
Alliance Barossia 2-2 Vermillion Wanderers
Parrhesia United 0-2 South Laithland
Leichhardt 5-2 Autumnstone
Chenoworth Rovers 0-2 Creed United
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-0 North Sabrefell
North Laithland 7-1 Gonen's Bridge
Crisisbless United 1-0 Morningstar
MATCHDAY 18
Diamondqueen 2-3 Cranequin Wanderers
Brookford Otters 2-0 Belgrave
Vermillion Wanderers 1-2 AFC Rochford
South Laithland 0-0 Iron City
Autumnstone 0-1 Alliance Barossia
Creed United 2-0 Parrhesia United
North Sabrefell 2-0 Leichhardt
Gonen's Bridge 1-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Morningstar 0-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Crisisbless United 2-2 North Laithland
MATCHDAY 19
Cranequin Wanderers 1-2 Brookford Otters
Diamondqueen 2-0 Vermillion Wanderers
Belgrave 3-2 South Laithland
AFC Rochford 2-0 Autumnstone
Iron City 1-1 Creed United
Alliance Barossia 4-3 North Sabrefell
Parrhesia United 0-0 Gonen's Bridge
Leichhardt 2-0 Morningstar
Chenoworth Rovers 1-3 Crisisbless United
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-2 North Laithland

Is it too early to say that neither relegated side are going to bounce straight back up? Perhaps, but so far they are, if not quite out of sight, struggling to catch up. Instead, Crisisbless United and Iron City currently, surprisingly, make up the automatic promotion places, while North Laithland were able to recover from a damaging defeat in the derby - a friendly derby, mind, there being no true animosity and plentiful solidarity within the Laith - to emerge creditably through a tough stretch. Wins over Creed and the Phoenix sandwiched a 7-1 thumping of Gonen’s Bridge and a 2-2 draw against the Chequers.

South Laithland have done incredibly well, derby win aside, winning over half their matches thus far. It took Brandon Graf’s men a while to get going, true, with one point and no goals from their first three games. Was Alhambra Pike past it? Was Dimitri Brown, a Crisisbless academy product released at 19 and then left to bounce around the lower leagues, not up to the challenge?Evidently not. They’ve each scored seven goals and the tough defence has done the rest of the work, with the Southrons currently sitting pretty in seventh, not even within cooee of the relegation battle.

Rochford endure a rocky start to the season, but recover with back-to-back wins over Vermillion Wanderers (who are truly awful) and Autumnstone, making the bottom-feeders nice and easy to pick out. Winless in twelve, Chenoworth Rovers are at serious risk of being cut adrift; Vermillion Wanderers already look like they have been. But thus far, Chimera Moxham’s Autumnstone have defied early gloom. They haven’t set the league alight, and will be looking ruefully up at the Southrons, but their young guns are showing plenty of bite.

… Oh, and in 2Div, Cypher Town are going to be relegated! What’s the deal with that?!

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Crisisbless United 19 13 4 2 42 15 +27 43
2 Iron City 19 12 4 3 29 13 +16 40

3 North Laithland 19 12 3 4 45 24 +21 39
4 New Oakstone Phoenix 19 10 4 5 41 24 +17 34
5 Cranequin Wanderers 19 11 1 7 26 16 +10 34
6 North Sabrefell 19 10 4 5 34 25 +9 34
7 South Laithland 19 10 3 6 24 16 +8 33
8 Brookford Otters 19 9 6 4 32 29 +3 33
9 Leichhardt 19 8 5 6 29 20 +9 29
10 Alliance Barossia 19 8 5 6 28 28 +0 29
11 Creed United 19 6 8 5 23 19 +4 26
12 Belgrave 19 7 5 7 28 36 -8 26
13 Parrhesia United 19 6 7 6 24 23 +1 25
14 AFC Rochford 19 6 5 8 15 25 -10 23
15 Autumnstone 19 3 6 10 25 40 -15 15
16 Morningstar 19 3 5 11 15 25 -10 14
17 Diamondqueen 19 3 5 11 18 32 -14 14
18 Gonen's Bridge 19 3 5 11 20 40 -20 14
19 Chenoworth Rovers 19 3 2 14 15 42 -27 11
20 Vermillion Wanderers 19 1 5 13 20 41 -21 8

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Stahlburg Rovers 19 11 5 3 61 22 +39 38
2 Peregrine 19 10 6 3 44 29 +15 36

3 Lindwurm Delta 19 11 3 5 43 29 +14 36
4 Greygate 19 10 6 3 26 17 +9 36
5 Aries Solitaire 19 10 4 5 41 20 +21 34
6 West Brinemouth 19 9 6 4 24 16 +8 33
7 Lindmark Falcons 19 9 3 7 37 35 +2 30
8 Boltcroft Thorns 19 9 2 8 38 26 +12 29
9 Corvette Maulers 19 8 3 8 31 22 +9 27
10 Armstrong 19 7 6 6 19 19 +0 27
11 Cranequin City 19 7 5 7 17 26 -9 26
12 Locksley 19 7 3 9 34 40 -6 24
13 Mantlegrove 19 5 8 6 25 26 -1 23
14 AFC Serpentine 19 6 5 8 23 32 -9 23
15 Ballardine FC 19 4 9 6 18 21 -3 21
16 Gosmouth Swans 19 5 5 9 25 41 -16 20
17 Pillars of Southfell 19 5 3 11 18 34 -16 18
18 Rochford Pilgrims 19 5 2 12 24 47 -23 17
19 Latin Enclave FC 19 5 1 13 21 47 -26 16
20 Cypher Town 19 1 7 11 8 28 -20 10
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MATCHDAY 20
Barossia United 1-3 Aries Chariots
Goodfeather FC 1-1 Raven River
Chatswood 1-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Chardonnay Rangers 1-2 Sabrefell Moths
Southfell United 1-0 Brinemouth
Corinthians No Longer 0-2 Crisisbless
Chenoworth Harriers 3-1 Coret Hawks
Newrook City 0-4 AFC Corvistone
Vermillion Rage 2-2 Stahlburg City
AFC Treason 0-1 Starling
MATCHDAY 21
Aries Chariots 1-0 Goodfeather FC
Barossia United 1-0 Chatswood
Raven River 0-3 Chardonnay Rangers
Sabrefell Athletic 4-0 Southfell United
Sabrefell Moths 4-1 Corinthians No Longer
Brinemouth 1-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Crisisbless 3-0 Newrook City
Coret Hawks 4-0 Vermillion Rage
AFC Corvistone 0-1 AFC Treason
Stahlburg City 2-1 Starling
MATCHDAY 22
Chatswood 1-0 Aries Chariots
Chardonnay Rangers 3-2 Goodfeather FC
Southfell United 0-0 Barossia United
Corinthians No Longer 0-1 Raven River
Chenoworth Harriers 1-3 Sabrefell Athletic
Newrook City 2-6 Sabrefell Moths
Vermillion Rage 0-3 Brinemouth
AFC Treason 1-0 Crisisbless
Starling 3-3 Coret Hawks
Stahlburg City 2-0 AFC Corvistone
MATCHDAY 23
Aries Chariots 2-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Chatswood 3-0 Southfell United
Goodfeather FC 1-1 Corinthians No Longer
Barossia United 2-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Raven River 1-1 Newrook City
Sabrefell Athletic 5-0 Vermillion Rage
Sabrefell Moths 2-1 AFC Treason
Brinemouth 2-1 Starling
Crisisbless 0-1 Stahlburg City
Coret Hawks 1-1 AFC Corvistone
MATCHDAY 24
Southfell United 1-3 Aries Chariots
Corinthians No Longer 2-5 Chardonnay Rangers
Chenoworth Harriers 2-1 Chatswood
Newrook City 1-0 Goodfeather FC
Vermillion Rage 2-1 Barossia United
AFC Treason 1-0 Raven River
Starling 0-2 Sabrefell Athletic
Stahlburg City 0-4 Sabrefell Moths
AFC Corvistone 1-5 Brinemouth
Coret Hawks 1-0 Crisisbless
MATCHDAY 25
Aries Chariots 2-2 Corinthians No Longer
Southfell United 0-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Chardonnay Rangers 0-1 Newrook City
Chatswood 1-0 Vermillion Rage
Goodfeather FC 1-2 AFC Treason
Barossia United 1-1 Starling
Raven River 0-2 Stahlburg City
Sabrefell Athletic 3-3 AFC Corvistone
Sabrefell Moths 3-0 Coret Hawks
Brinemouth 1-0 Crisisbless
MATCHDAY 26
Chenoworth Harriers 0-2 Aries Chariots
Newrook City 0-2 Corinthians No Longer
Vermillion Rage 1-2 Southfell United
AFC Treason 4-0 Chardonnay Rangers
Starling 3-0 Chatswood
Stahlburg City 2-2 Goodfeather FC
AFC Corvistone 1-2 Barossia United
Coret Hawks 2-1 Raven River
Crisisbless 1-0 Sabrefell Athletic
Brinemouth 1-1 Sabrefell Moths
MATCHDAY 27
Aries Chariots 5-1 Newrook City
Chenoworth Harriers 1-2 Vermillion Rage
Corinthians No Longer 2-4 AFC Treason
Southfell United 1-1 Starling
Chardonnay Rangers 0-1 Stahlburg City
Chatswood 1-0 AFC Corvistone
Goodfeather FC 0-6 Coret Hawks
Barossia United 0-3 Crisisbless
Raven River 5-4 Brinemouth
Sabrefell Athletic 1-4 Sabrefell Moths
MATCHDAY 28
Vermillion Rage 1-2 Aries Chariots
AFC Treason 1-0 Newrook City
Starling 1-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Stahlburg City 1-2 Corinthians No Longer
AFC Corvistone 4-2 Southfell United
Coret Hawks 3-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Crisisbless 1-0 Chatswood
Brinemouth 0-0 Goodfeather FC
Sabrefell Moths 4-1 Barossia United
Sabrefell Athletic 1-2 Raven River

Hold on. Something special is happening here.

It’s the Moths. Talk to a Moths fan and they’ll be convinced theirs is the biggest club in the nation. Not the most successful - certainly not recently, they haven’t won the league in over a decade - not the wealthiest, not the best-known abroad, not the strongest on paper, no, but… the biggest. Welll, they have huge crowds, at least. And those huge crowds are watching something special. The Moths, so … whelming in recent years, are finally becoming what Penumbra Amokachi always said they would be.

Teams aren’t being beaten, they’re having the shit kicked out of them in a back alley and having their wallets nicked off their boneless forms. Four goals past CNL, six past Newrook, three unanswered by the Hawks, another four past Barossia. They beat Treason, they only dropped points in Brinemouth. Fine, honestly. What was most important was going to Sabrefell Athletic, the home of the reigning international champions. The Rams scored first, with an early penalty, a fortunate one in truth, Rebekka barely nicked by Levering but milking it for all it was worth, Gannot driving the ball confidently past Gannot.

And then it all just… went horribly wrong. Errors started creeping in. Vetta Roback, one of the world’s most aggressive centre-backs, dithered under a bouncing ball; Nick Riordan dashed inside and drove it low past Sourtois. Thus are margins made mountains at this level. And a sleek finish from Ceatrix Serval beat her at her near post, just before half-time. And the Moths capitalised. Serval drew a penalty that Sourtois saved, but was unable to scramble to the rebound as Gyldenstroem stabbed it home, and Amokachi on the sidelines was booked for her celebration. She would be sent off for her celebration of the fourth, a thumping Babin header, but that would scarcely even register. “This side,” she said, “are special. These players are special.”

“Almost as special as I was.”

In his sixth year as Raven River manager, Dragan Stavanger bites the dust in Round 21. Despite his strong start with the club, River had two poor seasons in a row, so being mired on 12 points after 21 games was… insufficient, with an utterly limp 3-0 defeat at home to theoretical peer competitors Chardonnay Rangers the final straw. The side had grown staid. Who better to shake things up than Autumnstone’s Chimera Moxham? Well… she’s no firefighter, but at 38 people aren’t really sure what she is full-stop. Beyond being Chimera Moxham. They know soon enough. River edge out CNL in her first game, but struggle on through improving performances but stubbornly similar results… until suddenly, against Brinemouth, they catch fire and win out in a nine-goal thriller. In their next game, against Sabrefell Athletic - reigning world champions! - they hold calm despite conceding early, and a second-half brace from Visse Brass sees them win 2-1. They’re still just 17th, but the mood around the club has already massively changed.

Maybe the Sabrefell Athletic wins aren’t really that impressive. The Rams are winless in four, perhaps distracted by another stint in the coefficient minutes. They’re down to 4th, a position that… might actually have resonance again, if all goes well. Starling are wildly inconsistent, and it does Not seem like Adalheid Metzelder has figured it all out anymore, or perhaps the strains of international football are getting to her squad. They look exhausted, and in need of new blood. And preseason predictions of doom have largely been coming true for Newrook City. They’re struggling up-front, still not looking like they’ll score until the inevitable Ocokoljic substitution in the 65th minute. Ida Lancer’s injured. So’s goalkeeper Deniza Kresinger. Florine Sheaton, now between the sticks, is really bad. Fischer, Seeler and Carrick are cooked. Simon Clain’s getting regular starts, and offers about as much end product at this level as a professional foreword copywriter. They don’t look good, and frankly, Southfell don’t look a whole lot better!

ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Sabrefell Moths 28 19 3 6 86 30 +56 60
2 Crisisbless 28 18 3 7 51 21 +30 57
3 Brinemouth 28 17 5 6 68 37 +31 56
4 Sabrefell Athletic 28 17 4 7 70 31 +39 55

5 AFC Treason 28 16 4 8 51 32 +19 52
6 Coret Hawks 28 15 6 7 60 42 +18 51
7 Aries Chariots 28 15 5 8 57 40 +17 50

8 Stahlburg City 28 15 5 8 47 33 +14 50
9 Chenoworth Harriers 28 15 3 10 46 49 -3 48
10 Chardonnay Rangers 28 13 5 10 53 51 +2 44
11 AFC Corvistone 28 11 8 9 42 33 +9 41
12 Starling 28 11 5 12 45 33 +12 38
13 Chatswood 28 10 4 14 27 34 -7 34
14 Vermillion Rage 28 9 3 16 43 64 -21 30
15 Goodfeather FC 28 6 7 15 34 54 -20 25
16 Corinthians No Longer 28 5 8 15 29 64 -35 23
17 Raven River 28 6 4 18 35 66 -31 22
18 Barossia United 28 5 6 17 23 53 -30 21
19 Southfell United 28 5 4 19 26 66 -40 19
20 Newrook City 28 4 4 20 22 82 -60 16


MATCHDAY 20
Vermillion Wanderers 0-2 Cranequin Wanderers
South Laithland 3-1 Brookford Otters
Autumnstone 1-1 Diamondqueen
Creed United 2-1 Belgrave
North Sabrefell 2-0 AFC Rochford
Gonen's Bridge 0-0 Iron City
Morningstar 2-2 Alliance Barossia
Crisisbless United 3-2 Parrhesia United
North Laithland 1-0 Leichhardt
New Oakstone Phoenix 4-1 Chenoworth Rovers
MATCHDAY 21
Cranequin Wanderers 0-0 South Laithland
Vermillion Wanderers 3-0 Autumnstone
Brookford Otters 1-1 Creed United
Diamondqueen 2-1 North Sabrefell
Belgrave 6-1 Gonen's Bridge
AFC Rochford 0-0 Morningstar
Iron City 2-0 Crisisbless United
Alliance Barossia 2-1 North Laithland
Parrhesia United 1-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Leichhardt 1-0 Chenoworth Rovers
MATCHDAY 22
Autumnstone 1-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Creed United 2-0 South Laithland
North Sabrefell 3-0 Vermillion Wanderers
Gonen's Bridge 4-2 Brookford Otters
Morningstar 1-1 Diamondqueen
Crisisbless United 4-1 Belgrave
North Laithland 1-1 AFC Rochford
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-2 Iron City
Chenoworth Rovers 0-2 Alliance Barossia
Leichhardt 3-0 Parrhesia United
MATCHDAY 23
Cranequin Wanderers 2-2 Creed United
Autumnstone 1-5 North Sabrefell
South Laithland 3-0 Gonen's Bridge
Vermillion Wanderers 0-0 Morningstar
Brookford Otters 0-2 Crisisbless United
Diamondqueen 0-3 North Laithland
Belgrave 2-0 New Oakstone Phoenix
AFC Rochford 0-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Iron City 2-1 Leichhardt
Alliance Barossia 1-1 Parrhesia United
MATCHDAY 24
North Sabrefell 0-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Gonen's Bridge 0-5 Creed United
Morningstar 2-1 Autumnstone
Crisisbless United 2-0 South Laithland
North Laithland 5-1 Vermillion Wanderers
New Oakstone Phoenix 8-0 Brookford Otters
Chenoworth Rovers 1-0 Diamondqueen
Leichhardt 2-0 Belgrave
Parrhesia United 0-0 AFC Rochford
Alliance Barossia 0-0 Iron City
MATCHDAY 25
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Gonen's Bridge
North Sabrefell 7-0 Morningstar
Creed United 1-3 Crisisbless United
Autumnstone 0-2 North Laithland
South Laithland 3-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Vermillion Wanderers 1-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Brookford Otters 2-2 Leichhardt
Diamondqueen 1-3 Parrhesia United
Belgrave 0-1 Alliance Barossia
AFC Rochford 1-1 Iron City
MATCHDAY 26
Morningstar 0-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Crisisbless United 3-0 Gonen's Bridge
North Laithland 1-1 North Sabrefell
New Oakstone Phoenix 3-1 Creed United
Chenoworth Rovers 3-2 Autumnstone
Leichhardt 1-1 South Laithland
Parrhesia United 1-3 Vermillion Wanderers
Alliance Barossia 1-1 Brookford Otters
Iron City 2-0 Diamondqueen
AFC Rochford 1-0 Belgrave
MATCHDAY 27
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Crisisbless United
Morningstar 2-4 North Laithland
Gonen's Bridge 1-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
North Sabrefell 3-2 Chenoworth Rovers
Creed United 2-0 Leichhardt
Autumnstone 1-2 Parrhesia United
South Laithland 1-1 Alliance Barossia
Vermillion Wanderers 1-2 Iron City
Brookford Otters 3-1 AFC Rochford
Diamondqueen 1-1 Belgrave
MATCHDAY 28
North Laithland 1-2 Cranequin Wanderers
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-3 Crisisbless United
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Morningstar
Leichhardt 1-0 Gonen's Bridge
Parrhesia United 2-1 North Sabrefell
Alliance Barossia 1-0 Creed United
Iron City 4-2 Autumnstone
AFC Rochford 1-0 South Laithland
Belgrave 2-0 Vermillion Wanderers
Diamondqueen 2-4 Brookford Otters

At the top, largely… everything stays the same. There’s a few proper, in the Euran parlance, muntings going on, sure. Nixi crush Brookford 8-0, the Bohemians crush Morningstar 7-0 next round, and everyone’s had their go kicking around Gonen’s Bridge, for whatever reason. But it’s still the Chequers at the top, the Cataphracts three points behind, and the Spiders in the chase. North Sabrefell could compete for the playoff, and the suspicion is that in Sophi Esmereld and Eurydice Hastings they have a frankly unfair right wing duo for this level. Esmereld has been linked to just about every Zenith club that’s solvent. South Laithland are stll shockingly good, Parrhesia still shockingly… not, with Danijel Brymora allowed to keep his job seemingly because of how incessantly he says ‘transition period’ every press conference.

Chenoworth Rovers really didn’t want to get rid of Miron Campbell, but fifteen games without a win force their hand. A 2-0 home defeat to Alliance is the final straw, with the crowd in open revolt (a hand-written sign saying ‘AXE THE BOSS (sorry Miron)’ neatly sums up the feelings in the stands, gratitude to his former efforts but an acceptance that his time had come). They pick up Stahl Garland, recently of Soli; the winless run extends to 16 but a goalless draw against Rochford represents a good start, then valuable wins over Diamondqueen and Autumnstone follow shortly thereafter. Even a draw with the Wanderers is less bitterly underwhelming than it was; Iona Britton’s charges have perked themselves up and forced theirw ay into a heated relegation battle, albeit only so heated because so many teams are so shit. Rochford float in 14th on 34 points. Morningstar, 15th, have 22.

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Crisisbless United 28 20 4 4 62 24 +38 64
2 Iron City 28 18 7 3 44 19 +25 61

3 North Laithland 28 17 5 6 64 33 +31 56
4 Cranequin Wanderers 28 16 4 8 36 20 +16 52
5 North Sabrefell 28 15 6 7 57 33 +24 51
6 New Oakstone Phoenix 28 14 5 9 63 38 +25 47
7 Alliance Barossia 28 12 10 6 39 34 +5 46
8 South Laithland 28 13 6 9 35 25 +10 45
9 Leichhardt 28 12 7 9 40 28 +12 43
10 Brookford Otters 28 11 9 8 46 53 -7 42
11 Creed United 28 10 10 8 39 30 +9 40
12 Parrhesia United 28 9 9 10 36 38 -2 36
13 Belgrave 28 10 6 12 41 48 -7 36
14 AFC Rochford 28 8 10 10 20 32 -12 34
15 Morningstar 28 4 10 14 23 43 -20 22
16 Diamondqueen 28 4 8 16 26 49 -23 20
17 Chenoworth Rovers 28 5 5 18 24 56 -32 20
18 Autumnstone 28 4 7 17 34 62 -28 19
19 Gonen's Bridge 28 4 7 17 26 62 -36 19
20 Vermillion Wanderers 28 3 7 18 29 57 -28 16

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Stahlburg Rovers 28 17 8 3 83 30 +53 59
2 Lindwurm Delta 28 17 5 6 63 38 +25 56

3 Greygate 28 16 7 5 40 25 +15 55
4 Aries Solitaire 28 16 5 7 56 28 +28 53
5 Peregrine 28 14 10 4 59 37 +22 52
6 West Brinemouth 28 12 10 6 34 25 +9 46
7 Boltcroft Thorns 28 14 2 12 57 42 +15 44
8 Cranequin City 28 12 7 9 31 36 -5 43
9 Mantlegrove 28 10 9 9 40 35 +5 39
10 Gosmouth Swans 28 11 6 11 45 49 -4 39
11 Corvette Maulers 28 10 8 10 45 35 +10 38
12 Locksley 28 10 5 13 51 57 -6 35
13 Lindmark Falcons 28 10 5 13 50 56 -6 35
14 Armstrong 28 8 9 11 28 35 -7 33
15 Ballardine FC 28 7 11 10 29 37 -8 32
16 AFC Serpentine 28 7 9 12 34 54 -20 30
17 Pillars of Southfell 28 8 5 15 28 42 -14 29
18 Latin Enclave FC 28 5 5 18 30 66 -36 20
19 Rochford Pilgrims 28 6 2 20 35 79 -44 20
20 Cypher Town 28 1 10 17 15 47 -32 13
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Zenith Round 29
Aries Chariots 1-1 AFC Treason
Vermillion Rage 2-0 Starling
Newrook City 2-0 Stahlburg City
Chenoworth Harriers 0-2 AFC Corvistone
Corinthians No Longer 0-5 Coret Hawks
Southfell United 1-3 Crisisbless
Chardonnay Rangers 1-1 Brinemouth
Chatswood 1-0 Sabrefell Moths
Goodfeather FC 6-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Barossia United 1-3 Raven River

Merethe Kortenauer just made herself the toast of east Sabrefell. Not for anything directly in the service of Athletic, understand, but the Chatswood goalkeeper, a week from her 23rd birthday, produces a magnificent, standin-on-her-head performance, eleven saves denying the Moths a result. Gallingly, they lose to a set piece, with the Axes’ two diaspora centre-halves combining after Cidh sends in a rocket of a free kick, Shangyuan flicks it on for a forceful downward header from Polichev to secure the points.

But then, Sabrefell Athletic need to look elsewhere for heroes as, inexplicably, Goodfeather FC dominate them all over the pitch and come away with a 6-1 hammering. Eight shots, six on target, six goals; not a vintage performance from Sourtois. Tolsii stands by her goalkeeper: “Hails is one of the most reliable goalkeepers in the world; maybe only makes three, four ricks a season. We were lucky in that they all came at once.” But Goodfeather thoroughly deserved the win, in any case, and now put some serious distance between themselves and the drop. Crisisbless capitalise on the Moths’ failures and draw level on points, if far below on goal difference, with a routine win over Southfell; Newrook manage a win over their old manager, Gratia Barker, the Ocokoljic brothers each on the scoresheet and a blessedly rare clean sheet for Deniza Kresinger on her return from injury.

Zenith Round 30
Starling 1-2 Aries Chariots
Stahlburg City 0-1 AFC Treason
AFC Corvistone 4-3 Vermillion Rage
Coret Hawks 2-0 Newrook City
Crisisbless 1-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Brinemouth 3-3 Corinthians No Longer
Sabrefell Moths 3-0 Southfell United
Sabrefell Athletic 3-0 Chardonnay Rangers
Raven River 3-2 Chatswood
Barossia United 1-4 Goodfeather FC

Goodfeather pick up where they left off against fellow newly-promoted Barossia United, and show why they’ve been able to flourish as the Shrikes have floundered. A flying header from Riuga is magnificently saved by Kirsch but to no avail as Jelenc stabs home the rebound. It’s the second minute. Loooong day incoming for the westerners, and so it proves; Orakhin’s free kick whistles past Kirsch to make it 2 within the first quarter of an hour, Jelenc drives in his second in the 40th minute and although Barossia threaten to make things interesting, a slick sequence of play decisively whipped home by the veteran winger Julia Kamasz in first-half injury time, the interest saps back out of the game in the 51st when Czigany Vas dropped the shoulder, shanked past three men, drove into the box and dragged a low, ugly strike across Kirsch and in off the inside of the post. Just wasn’t going to be the Shrikes’ day, eh.

The Moths recover and smash Southfell 3-0, a game that isn’t remotely close. Crisisbless can only draw against the Harriers, denied by a late screamer from Amelia Rumford - a player renewed in a more forward position, abruptly becoming a great playmaker but today taking it on herself to simply score from nowhere. Coret Hawks close out their dominance of the Seeker derby this season, Jarngrimur (“he hates Newrook!” His fourth goal against the Rooks this season alone) and Druecker doing the damage, and at this rate it’ll be the last northeast derby for a while.

Zenith Round 31
Aries Chariots 2-1 Stahlburg City
Starling 0-0 AFC Corvistone
AFC Treason 4-0 Coret Hawks
Vermillion Rage 0-2 Crisisbless
Newrook City 0-5 Brinemouth
Chenoworth Harriers 0-2 Sabrefell Moths
Corinthians No Longer 1-5 Sabrefell Athletic
Southfell United 0-3 Raven River
Chardonnay Rangers 2-0 Barossia United
Chatswood 4-0 Goodfeather FC

Chimera Moxham has not been a compromising figure at River. “We’ll do it my way or not at all,” she says before the Southfell match, “because my way keeps us up.” Southfell manager Bess Gannon has no room to play her mind games. “She’s a legend for the Cormorants, but in this arena, she’s a novice. We’ll put her in her place on the weekend.” When word of this reaches Moxham, her face makes some curious twitches, before she leans into the microphone. “If I was part of the worst defence in Premiership history [Gannon was a former Crisisbless United defender], I’d try and get the talk away from playing careers, too.” And she gets the final word, because on the pitch, River skewer the Tanners 3-0, Visse Brass’ brace punctuated by a lethal strike from Lena Bexford, a homegrown player criminally underutilised by Stavanger but who has already signed a contract renewal under Moxham.

Goodfeather’s run as the league’s form team comes to an abrupt halt as Chatswood throat-punch them. Cidh, though seemingly surrounded by orange shirts (a frankly horrific third kit), drops a shoulder, invents some space from nowhere and somehow punches the ball through Peridot, and from there, the Quakers succumb to the usual trap of a possession-oriented side having to overextend on the attack, getting punished by three brutal, efficient counters in the second half. Newrook remain pinned to the foot of the table with a 5-0 defeat to Brinemouth, while the Moths maintain their slim advantage with a breezy win in Chenoworth.

Zenith Round 32
AFC Corvistone 3-2 Aries Chariots
Coret Hawks 4-1 Stahlburg City
Crisisbless 4-1 Starling
Brinemouth 1-3 AFC Treason
Sabrefell Moths 2-2 Vermillion Rage
Sabrefell Athletic 6-1 Newrook City
Raven River 2-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Barossia United 1-1 Corinthians No Longer
Goodfeather FC 2-1 Southfell United
Chatswood 0-1 Chardonnay Rangers

The Moths slip on a classic banana skin. Vermillion can always challenge a team, will always back themselves to go at any and all-comers, and will always have the teeth in place to bite. A flying header from Merrill Grant and a slick one-two finished crisply by Vetta Crosetti leave the Moths with a mountain to climb, sixteen minutes in. Catheline Fang slams in one back just three minutes later, but the Moths huff and puff without ever bringing the wall down, a string of saves from Sinric Aston keeping the Rage in it but Loree Bautista also being called upon, before in the 87th minute substitute Berenice Andreas, thrown on as a second striker in an honest-to-God 4-2-4, gets on the end of a scrappy passage of play and just about drives in an equaliser. Crisisbless destroy Starling 4-1 to draw level on points.

The Classic is a lively game, Treason winning 3-1, with Cralt-Nirlo Fox elated to see Radu Vormuth and Leona Tsang both come off the bench to score the decisive goals in the second half. “It just goes to show,” he says, “how special the talents at this club really are,” and his willingness to blood them has won over even the most results-oriented and expectant fanbase in the league. It probably crab-syndromes Brinemouth out of the title race… for now. Athletic cream Newrook 6-1, Southfell lose to Goodfeather. In the land of the blind, Barossia get to be the one-eyed - or one-pointed - man, taking a gritty draw against 17th-placed CNL. A loss would probably have cut them adrift.

Zenith Round 33
Aries Chariots 1-2 Coret Hawks
AFC Corvistone 1-2 Crisisbless
Stahlburg City 1-0 Brinemouth
Starling 1-0 Sabrefell Moths
AFC Treason 0-2 Sabrefell Athletic
Vermillion Rage 1-0 Raven River
Newrook City 0-1 Barossia United
Chenoworth Harriers 2-1 Goodfeather FC
Corinthians No Longer 0-1 Chatswood
Southfell United 0-5 Chardonnay Rangers

The Moths slip from the summit! Starling, eager to recover from their chastening defeat to rivals Crisisbless, look sharp, coordinated and decisive in both boxes, largely swarmed by the Moths but playing effectively through the press. For an hour they hold firm, Fawn making saves but largely only having to be tested outside the box, before Metzelder makes her habitual Garrett-for-Valenza 65th-minute substitution and Garrett immediately strokes home the game’s only goal with her first touch. Crisisbless take full advantage, but they leave it late, a towering header from Copperhead in the 91st minute needed to beat Corvistone. Under Kosovare Fairweather, the Heelers at last have some dog in them.

Barossia arrive at Newrook and it truly does feel like a six-pointer. The Shrikes have traditionally flattered to deceive over the past decade, so it’s strangely fitting that this, against their creaking opposition, is the time they dig out an invaluable result. Just when they needed it most. They don’t play well; frankly, Newrook are unlucky to lose, even risking a full game from the decrepit Jezdimir Ocokoljic who strikes a post late on with Jens Kirsch well beaten. But a cross is slung in, the hulking Lindley Asher glances a dreadful looping header over Kresinger and in, and Barossia/CNL have six points on Southfell (beaten 5-0 by Chardonnay)/Newrook. Automatic relegation isn’t quite done, but… it’s closing in.

Zenith Round 34
Crisisbless 0-3 Aries Chariots
Brinemouth 3-0 Coret Hawks
Sabrefell Moths 2-0 AFC Corvistone
Sabrefell Athletic 2-3 Stahlburg City
Raven River 3-0 Starling
Barossia United 0-0 AFC Treason
Goodfeather FC 4-6 Vermillion Rage
Chatswood 1-0 Newrook City
Chardonnay Rangers 1-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Southfell United 0-2 Corinthians No Longer

Now it’s Crisisbless’ turn to choke, and choke incredibly hard. So much for the dog. The Chariots have improved a lot since leaving international competition, their thin squad having been overstretched, and their regulars have settled into a lovely rhythm. It proves too much for the Heelers, and they’re slammed down 3-0. The Moths capitalise, Nick Riordan’s brace enough to see them past Corvistone and back on top of the table. Athletic will be left kicking themselves; they could have joined the two on 70 points, but they were beaten by an expectedly tough but unexpectedly prolific Stahlburg City. Alright, so there was a set piece and a penalty, but Troegner’s screamer to seal it was pure, pure class.

If Southfell and Newrook weren’t dead before, they are now. Chatswood have been quietly good this season, not even within sight of the relegation battle; they knock down the Rooks 1-0. Southfell need to beat CNL. They don’t need to lose 2-0 to CNL. Seven straight defeats for the Tanners, and the agents of Kearney, Hunter, Zoller and Zidler are already sniffing around lower-midtable sides. The Shrikes dig out a hugely impressive draw against Treason. They’re not out of it yet.

Zenith Round 35
Aries Chariots 2-0 Brinemouth
Crisisbless 0-0 Sabrefell Moths
Coret Hawks 1-1 Sabrefell Athletic
AFC Corvistone 3-0 Raven River
Stahlburg City 2-0 Barossia United
Starling 3-2 Goodfeather FC
AFC Treason 2-0 Chatswood
Vermillion Rage 3-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Newrook City 1-0 Southfell United
Chenoworth Harriers 1-1 Corinthians No Longer

Massive anticlimax at the top of the table. Crisisbless and the Moths get to go full tilt at each other… and draw 0-0, the occasion getting the better of them both, each side having spurned clear chances. And the Rams don’t even manage to capitalise, drawing in Coret. That’s not so bad as it sounds; Coret have quietly worked their way into the top six, carried by Jarngrimur Natulfsson, who did alright enough last season but has lashed home fifteen goals and counting.

Newrook have been really bad this season, to the point where the board have admitted letting the squad ‘atrophy’, making the unpopular decision to back Hecubah Statkis for what they already concede will be a ‘rebuild’. But they can still inflict Southfell’s eighth straight defeat. They haven’t had a lot of attacking weapons; Ocokoljic is ancient, Lancer has suffered from repeated injury, Carrick is past-it… Ali Sutalo has been good, actually, and he’s the one to slickly drive in the game’s only goal at a narrow angle. Exactly the kind of player Newrook need to rebuild. Exactly the kind of player already heavily linked to a ₲730k-a-year deal with Chatswood.

Zenith Round 36
Sabrefell Moths 5-0 Aries Chariots
Sabrefell Athletic 3-0 Brinemouth
Raven River 1-2 Crisisbless
Barossia United 2-1 Coret Hawks
Goodfeather FC 1-6 AFC Corvistone
Chatswood 0-1 Stahlburg City
Chardonnay Rangers 0-1 Starling
Southfell United 1-4 AFC Treason
Corinthians No Longer 1-1 Vermillion Rage
Chenoworth Harriers 2-0 Newrook City

The line of allegiances in Sabrefell runs like this. The Moths loathe Athletic because they’re the cross-town, underclass vs. middle-class rivals. Raven River loathe Athletic because of fan violence. And the Chariots loathe Athletic because inner-east Sabrefell isn’t big enough for both of them. These three sides tend to get along fairly well. So Athletic, briefly allowed to feel joy after a crushing 3-0 win over Brinemouth, might be forgiven for thinking something might be up when the Chariots, floating vaguely in 7th, conveniently decide to blood a bunch of academy players against the Moths, get pasted 5-0, and have all their stars rested for the game next week. Against Sabrefell Athletic.

They might even be forgiven for feeling a bit miffed.

Southfell and Newrook both lose again. They’re done. But the battle for the playoff is going down to the wire. CNL vs. Vermillion comes down to the Caelans; McIntyre sets Ex-Cori up with a towering header, and goalkeeper Wright fucks it all up when a shot caroms off the post, smacks him in the face and bounces over the line. Barossia one-up them, gutting out a 2-1 win over Coret. A Coret whose virtues have just been extolled, but Dismas Anderson, who has proven a quietly exceptional signing with his top club pedigree showing, silences Jarngrimur through the match, with strike partners Asher and May getting a goal apiece.

Zenith Round 37
Aries Chariots 1-0 Sabrefell Athletic
Sabrefell Moths 3-1 Raven River
Brinemouth 3-3 Barossia United
Crisisbless 2-0 Goodfeather FC
Coret Hawks 3-3 Chatswood
AFC Corvistone 3-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Stahlburg City 2-0 Southfell United
Starling 1-0 Corinthians No Longer
AFC Treason 0-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Vermillion Rage 7-1 Newrook City

The Chariots, completely rested and refreshed, edge out a 1-0 win over Athletic. One has to laugh. Rams manager Kalia Tolsii is restrained, talking philosophically about how focus must be on the CL final to come - that’s right, the Rams are back - and realistically they were out of the race anyway, as the Moths and Crisisbless both ease to wins over lower-midtable opposition. Zero points and 30 GD separate the two.

Death. Taxes. Southfell losing. Barossia United inexplicably come back from behind three times to draw with Brinemouth, clearly a divinely ordained win that sends the Dockers scrambling for their xG analysis (it is not good for the Shrikes. The game was a complete fluke.) Already-dead Newrook say ‘fuck it’ and blood a bunch of the new generation. The new generation are shit, apparently, and lose 7-1 to Vermillion, now traumatised forever.

ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W   D   L  For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 Sabrefell Moths 37 24 5 8 103 35 +68 77
2 Crisisbless 37 24 5 8 67 29 +38 77
3 Sabrefell Athletic 37 22 5 10 93 44 +49 71
4 AFC Treason 37 21 7 9 66 37 +29 70

5 Aries Chariots 37 20 6 11 71 53 +18 66
6 Brinemouth 37 19 8 10 84 53 +31 65
7 Coret Hawks 37 19 8 10 78 57 +21 65

8 Stahlburg City 37 20 5 12 58 44 +14 65
9 AFC Corvistone 37 17 9 11 64 44 +20 60
10 Chenoworth Harriers 37 17 8 12 55 59 -4 59
11 Chardonnay Rangers 37 16 7 14 65 63 +2 55
12 Starling 37 15 6 16 53 46 +7 51
13 Chatswood 37 14 5 18 39 44 -5 47
14 Vermillion Rage 37 14 5 18 68 79 -11 47
15 Raven River 37 10 5 22 51 80 -29 35
16 Goodfeather FC 37 9 7 21 54 80 -26 34
17 Barossia United 37 7 9 21 32 69 -37 30
18 Corinthians No Longer 37 6 12 19 38 82 -44 30
19 Newrook City 37 6 4 27 27 106 -79 22
20 Southfell United 37 5 4 28 29 91 -62 19


MATCHDAY 29
Cranequin Wanderers 1-3 New Oakstone Phoenix
North Laithland 2-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Crisisbless United 2-0 Leichhardt
Morningstar 3-1 Parrhesia United
Gonen's Bridge 2-1 Alliance Barossia
North Sabrefell 1-1 Iron City
Creed United 2-2 AFC Rochford
Autumnstone 1-3 Belgrave
South Laithland 1-0 Diamondqueen
Vermillion Wanderers 3-3 Brookford Otters
MATCHDAY 30
Chenoworth Rovers 0-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Leichhardt 1-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Parrhesia United 0-2 North Laithland
Alliance Barossia 2-1 Crisisbless United
Iron City 1-0 Morningstar
AFC Rochford 0-1 Gonen's Bridge
Belgrave 1-3 North Sabrefell
Diamondqueen 1-5 Creed United
Brookford Otters 1-1 Autumnstone
Vermillion Wanderers 0-1 South Laithland
MATCHDAY 31
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Leichhardt
Chenoworth Rovers 0-1 Parrhesia United
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-2 Alliance Barossia
North Laithland 3-1 Iron City
Crisisbless United 4-0 AFC Rochford
Morningstar 2-0 Belgrave
Gonen's Bridge 0-1 Diamondqueen
North Sabrefell 2-0 Brookford Otters
Creed United 1-1 Vermillion Wanderers
Autumnstone 1-2 South Laithland
MATCHDAY 32
Parrhesia United 1-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Alliance Barossia 1-0 Leichhardt
Iron City 0-0 Chenoworth Rovers
AFC Rochford 2-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Belgrave 2-1 North Laithland
Diamondqueen 0-5 Crisisbless United
Brookford Otters 1-1 Morningstar
Vermillion Wanderers 0-3 Gonen's Bridge
South Laithland 0-1 North Sabrefell
Autumnstone 0-0 Creed United
MATCHDAY 33
Cranequin Wanderers 1-2 Alliance Barossia
Parrhesia United 1-2 Iron City
Leichhardt 0-1 AFC Rochford
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 Belgrave
New Oakstone Phoenix 3-0 Diamondqueen
North Laithland 3-0 Brookford Otters
Crisisbless United 3-0 Vermillion Wanderers
Morningstar 0-0 South Laithland
Gonen's Bridge 1-1 Autumnstone
North Sabrefell 0-2 Creed United
MATCHDAY 34
Iron City 2-0 Cranequin Wanderers
AFC Rochford 1-0 Alliance Barossia
Belgrave 1-2 Parrhesia United
Diamondqueen 1-1 Leichhardt
Brookford Otters 1-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Vermillion Wanderers 0-3 New Oakstone Phoenix
South Laithland 0-2 North Laithland
Autumnstone 1-1 Crisisbless United
Creed United 2-0 Morningstar
North Sabrefell 2-0 Gonen's Bridge
MATCHDAY 35
Cranequin Wanderers 0-0 AFC Rochford
Iron City 1-1 Belgrave
Alliance Barossia 0-2 Diamondqueen
Parrhesia United 3-3 Brookford Otters
Leichhardt 1-0 Vermillion Wanderers
Chenoworth Rovers 2-1 South Laithland
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-2 Autumnstone
North Laithland 0-2 Creed United
Crisisbless United 2-1 North Sabrefell
Morningstar 4-0 Gonen's Bridge
MATCHDAY 36
Belgrave 0-7 Cranequin Wanderers
Diamondqueen 1-0 AFC Rochford
Brookford Otters 3-1 Iron City
Vermillion Wanderers 0-1 Alliance Barossia
South Laithland 1-1 Parrhesia United
Autumnstone 3-4 Leichhardt
Creed United 0-0 Chenoworth Rovers
North Sabrefell 4-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Gonen's Bridge 1-2 North Laithland
Morningstar 2-1 Crisisbless United
MATCHDAY 37
Cranequin Wanderers 3-0 Diamondqueen
Belgrave 2-3 Brookford Otters
AFC Rochford 4-2 Vermillion Wanderers
Iron City 2-0 South Laithland
Alliance Barossia 1-1 Autumnstone
Parrhesia United 1-2 Creed United
Leichhardt 2-3 North Sabrefell
Chenoworth Rovers 0-0 Gonen's Bridge
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-2 Morningstar
North Laithland 5-0 Crisisbless United


By and large, sides remain about where they’re expected to be. But one particular scene demands the painting of a picture.

Crisisbless United have held their nerve, defying most predictions to stave off all opposition. There were a couple of wobbles - going into the penultimate day, they’d lost 2-1 to Morningstar, undone by set pieces - but nothing major, no real cause for concern, and their promotion, at least, had been confirmed by then. And surely, surely, the title was theirs, too. They not only had six points on second-placed North Laithland, but eleven points of goal difference. And one of the teams the Spiders had to not only beat, but batter, was… indeed, Crisisbless United. That number was not getting substantially eaten into.

But they’re perennial crowd-pleasers, the Chequers. They were going to find a way to make things interesting.

It got off to a lively start. Tamika Harridan, their Asolfur replacement who has, well, not really been a match for a current Graintfjall international but has largely been capable, had a brain fade three minutes in. She rolled the ball to Barra, or would have done, had Severa Freeport not simply been lurking, able to press on the ball, nip it away from Barra, turn and whip it low past Harridan. But at least there was nothing she could’ve done for the second goal, a screamer from Sadahige Masuda that cracked off the inside of the crossbar on its way in.

The two combined for goal number 3 just before the hour, Masuda’s cross met by a diving header from Freeport, before Freeport herself turned provider, providing Traci Keener - who had been with the Chequers only last season and left for lack of opportunities - as she burst into the box late and unmarked and whipped a low shot past Harridan. Anders Makar came off the bench to finish the job in the 87th minute, the final score a staggering 5-0 against a defence that had only conceded 30 goals to this point, and now the gap was three points… and one goal. If North Laithland win, and Crisisbless United lose, the Spiders take the title.

Oh, and Vermillion Wanderers are extremely gone. They’ve won three games all season and still not sacked Iona Britton, which tells you the sheer amount that they Did Not Have The Cattle.

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Crisisbless United 37 25 5 7 81 35 +46 80
2 North Laithland 37 24 5 8 84 39 +45 77

3 Iron City 37 22 10 5 55 28 +27 76
4 North Sabrefell 37 21 7 9 74 42 +32 70
5 Cranequin Wanderers 37 20 5 12 51 28 +23 65
6 New Oakstone Phoenix 37 18 7 12 81 52 +29 61
7 Alliance Barossia 37 16 12 9 49 44 +5 60
8 Creed United 37 15 14 8 55 35 +20 59
9 South Laithland 37 16 8 13 41 34 +7 56
10 Brookford Otters 37 13 14 10 61 70 -9 53
11 Leichhardt 37 14 8 15 49 42 +7 50
12 AFC Rochford 37 12 12 13 30 43 -13 48
13 Parrhesia United 37 12 11 14 47 52 -5 47
14 Belgrave 37 12 8 17 52 69 -17 44
15 Morningstar 37 8 13 16 37 51 -14 37
16 Diamondqueen 37 7 9 21 32 67 -35 30
17 Gonen's Bridge 37 7 9 21 34 73 -39 30
18 Chenoworth Rovers 37 6 10 21 28 64 -36 28
19 Autumnstone 37 5 12 20 45 76 -31 27
20 Vermillion Wanderers 37 3 9 25 35 77 -42 18

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Stahlburg Rovers 37 21 9 7 98 51 +47 72
2 Aries Solitaire 37 22 6 9 76 39 +37 72

3 Lindwurm Delta 37 20 9 8 82 47 +35 69
4 Greygate 37 20 9 8 49 33 +16 69
5 Peregrine 37 17 13 7 77 52 +25 64
6 Boltcroft Thorns 37 18 6 13 77 52 +25 60
7 West Brinemouth 37 15 12 10 43 34 +9 57
8 Cranequin City 37 16 9 12 40 44 -4 57
9 Mantlegrove 37 15 11 11 55 42 +13 56
10 Corvette Maulers 37 14 11 12 60 44 +16 53
11 Gosmouth Swans 37 15 8 14 60 58 +2 53
12 Lindmark Falcons 37 14 7 16 63 68 -5 49
13 Armstrong 37 11 12 14 32 39 -7 45
14 Ballardine FC 37 10 12 15 43 55 -12 42
15 Locksley 37 12 6 19 60 79 -19 42
16 Pillars of Southfell 37 10 9 18 35 50 -15 39
17 AFC Serpentine 37 9 11 17 41 75 -34 38
18 Rochford Pilgrims 37 9 2 26 47 97 -50 29
19 Latin Enclave FC 37 7 7 23 43 86 -43 28
20 Cypher Town 37 4 13 20 26 62 -36 25
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Postby Nephara » Fri Aug 18, 2023 9:03 pm

Sabrefell Moths’ task was simple. Beat Goodfeather FC, and they would win the title for the first time in, to use the accepted scientific term, ‘fucking forever’. Fail, and Crisisbless needed to get a better result against Chardonnay Rangers, a side who had started the season very impressively but cooled off significantly after that point. Meanwhile, at the bottom, Barossia United had the daunting task of facing Athletic, while CNL faced Corvistone. Loser would be subjected to the playoff.

Well, most thoughts of Barossia United managing a result against Athletic were scratched off relatively soon, with the Rams 2-0 up after half an hour. Barossia would never overcome that lead; by the time they had their second goal, Athletic had put three more past the hapless Jens Kirsch. CNL vs. Corvistone was more intriguing; they were 1-1 by 15 minutes but settled into a holding pattern after that, with CNL’s young midfield of Trier-Neu, Brandt and Fabian Gebauer, none over 23, managing to hold their own in the possession stats. Eventually, Trier-Neu pulled CNL ahead through a blistering free kick… before a rash challenge from Gebauer saw him sent off for a second caution. Corvistone swept forward, hungry to get the goals that meant very little to them but the world to CNL. They found one, a wicked deflection taking

Elsewhere, largely ignored by all, Vermillion Rage took AFC Treason by the throat and bit down, hard. A painful homecoming for Cralt-Nirlo Fox, who did oblige not only the Rage but their own young talents by bringing in a number of promising players… which they’re fine to do, because 4th place is enough for the Champions League again. Again! The blessed return to the top four of IFCF, Nephara’s rightful place, thanks largely to another trailblazing run from Athletic, one step shy of defending their title. The four sides under Treason all win, and are all frustrated at it meaning little.

The league trophy is in Crisisbless, The City, and while it’s currently lingering by Goodfeather it could move to the Rangers’ home ground any time. But it doesn’t initially look like it’ll need to move, as the Moths wait just 29 minutes for a deserved break through. Ceatrix Serval, the electric 21-year old winger, takes on and bursts past Cristante, lays on the cutback, and the home fans sigh. It’s Nick Riordan in the box. And, yes, goal number 30 for the season is crashed past Auberine Peridot to open the scores. It’s almost two by half-time, Riordan thinking he’s chalked up #31, but an eagle-eyed linesman catches Riordan was shades offside as he latched onto Fang’s pass. Shades.

The Moths dominated the early runnings of the second half, only building in momentum - Catheline Fang smacked a shot off the crossbar, the rebound came straight back to her but she snatched at it and sent it into the stands - and when the goal comes it’s… at the other end, and completely against the run of play. A throw-in from Moths rightback Rake is won by Kell, passed to Anzehelm and then shot forward, splitting the defence. Rafko Jelenc races through everyone, latches on and lobs the ball over the onrushing Bautista; Bolding races back but can only hammer the ball further into the net, not clear it off the line. The Moths attack, attack, attack, but all their hammering comes to naught, and Goodfeather even have a goal on the break narrowly chalked off for offside. The Moths think they have a late winner from Babin: handball to control it. The referees dominate the discourse, but in truth, every key decision was right, and in disbelief, the title slips through the Moths’ fingers. Crisisbless, for their part, see through a drama-free 2-0 win over the Rangers, and patiently await the arrival of the trophy so that Anne-Marie Roux can lift it.

The table, then, despite the tumult of the season, takes on a very familiar look. Kosovare Fairweather’s Heelers deny Penumbra Amokachi’s Moths, but the big five are all in the top six, with the Chariots still in and around; they may not have defended their title or even come close, but with a 2-0 win over CAP assert themselves as regional champions, further burnishing their reputation (and that of Lexus Ulreich, surely among the greatest managers of the club game right now). Chardonnay Rangers could not sustain their early momentum, Stahlburg City defied predictions of gloom. Coret gatecrashed the top seven, and the top seven actually matter again, thanks the Rams’ brave stints in the coefficient mines. Goodfeather stay up, and Barossia might, as well, while Chimera Moxham was able to pull River’s feet out of the fire, even as her old club Autumnstone plummet back to the third tier. “I stopped looking at their results the moment I was out the door,” she admitted… but is there a little twitch in her eye? Is she lying? At the very least, expect her to reclaim one or two of her darlings from the Archers in the offseason.

Crisisbless United, despite coming within a whisper of the most sudden and hilarious collapse to ever befall a side in Nephara, do manage to recover from their astonishing defeat. It helps, perhaps, that they’re playing Chenoworth Rovers; a desperate side, granted, but they’re 18th for a reason. Topaz Caulker and Shay Rutgers strike in the first half, and Tamika Harridan is never seriously threatened. Instead, it is North Laithland who choke, outplayed by New Oakstone and defeated 1-0; Iron City grind out a win over Creed United, forced into an uncharacteristic all-out attack in the last minutes, knowing a draw was as good as a loss but a win could mean anything, and rewarded for their pains when Morgan’s pass split the defence and Cathi Sleator, a 30-year old free transfer from the Harriers in the off-season, wrote her name into the club annals with a nerveless finish past Pavel Owings.

ZENITH
Raven River 0-4 Aries Chariots
Barossia United 2-5 Sabrefell Athletic
Goodfeather FC 1-1 Sabrefell Moths
Chatswood 0-2 Brinemouth
Chardonnay Rangers 0-2 Crisisbless
Southfell United 0-2 Coret Hawks
Corinthians No Longer 2-2 AFC Corvistone
Chenoworth Harriers 0-1 Stahlburg City
Newrook City 0-2 Starling
Vermillion Rage 5-1 AFC Treason

FIRST DIVISION
Brookford Otters 1-3 Cranequin Wanderers
Vermillion Wanderers 1-1 Diamondqueen
South Laithland 2-2 Belgrave
Autumnstone 0-3 AFC Rochford
Creed United 0-1 Iron City
North Sabrefell 2-1 Alliance Barossia
Gonen's Bridge 1-1 Parrhesia United
Morningstar 0-3 Leichhardt
Crisisbless United 2-0 Chenoworth Rovers
North Laithland 0-1 New Oakstone Phoenix


PLAYOFFS
Latin Enclave FC [2D] 0-1 The Strongest [GC]
Chenoworth Rovers [1D] 2-0 Lindwurm Delta [2D]
Barossia United [Z] 1-0 North Laithland [1D]

Barossia United and Chenoworth Rovers hold their places with tough, hard-won victories, earning the favoured result of preview-writers everywhere.

RENSENBRINK CUP
First Round
Grey Egress 1-0 Downsparrow
Cranequin Souths 4-1 Moxstone Fortune
Strephonage 1-3 Osburn Scarlets
Coret Hammerheads 0-1 Aspen Grove
Brunyard FC 0-1 Caldwick Strand
Besand's Folly 1-4 Longwinter
Hawkeshaw United 2-2 Sutcroft (4-2 AET)
AFC Brineshore 1-0 Stockyard Hounds
AFC Verdane 1-1 AFC Fassbend (1-2 AET)
Iberia Chenoworth 4-0 Ringway
Cypher Nightwatch 0-0 AFC Fassbend (1-0 AET)
AFC Ilestadt 1-2 Extreme Hills
Crisisbless Athletic 1-1 Kommissar (1-1 AET, 3-0 PKs)
Constance Park 0-1 Hackett
AFC Shale 3-1 Solback River
FC Seierstad 1-2 The Travellers FC
AFC Shrikeroost 1-0 Crownsend Journey
Kensey Town 2-2 Broadenburg Tor (2-3 AET)
Brookford Vantablack 0-1 Coret Rovers
South Parrhesia 1-4 Fully Sick XI
Chenoworth Teutons 1-0 Stonegrave
AFC Hoxenhaven 1-3 Lichebridge
Riverkey 3-0 Stilwell Kickers
Long Lake 1-1 AFC Riverside (1-1 AET, 4-5 PKs)

Second Round
Rochford Pilgrims 3-1 Hackett
Shimmering Quay 0-1 Ritter Town
Mueller's Crossing 0-1 Brokenarch
Stahlburg Rovers 2-2 Parrhesia United
Hawkeshaw United 0-10 North Laithland
AFC Shale 0-2 Gonen's Bridge
AFC Brineshore 4-0 Broadenburg Tor
Barhara Cavaliers 6-1 Chenoworth Teutons
Ingram Township 0-4 Belgrave
Crisisbless United 2-3 Gosmouth Swans
Lindwurm Delta 7-1 Iberia Chenoworth
South Laithland 2-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Fully Sick XI 0-3 Sheridan
Corvistone City 2-3 New Oakstone Phoenix
Cranequin City 2-2 Creed Rosebud (3-2 AET)
Iron City 5-0 AFC Fassbend
AFC Southsands 0-0 Mapleford (0-1 AET)
Aries Solitaire 5-0 Bishop
Southriver 4-0 Coret Rovers
Ballardine FC 5-0 Osburn Scarlets
Locksley 2-0 Longwinter
North Sabrefell 1-1 Pillars of Southfell (1-1 AET, 6-7 PKs)
Cypher Town 5-1 Autumnstone
Extreme Hills 0-4 Dartmouth Terriers
AFC Riverside 1-1 Cranequin Souths (1-2 AET)
Mantlegrove 4-0 Advance Lazuli
Brookford Otters 1-1 Brinemouth Krakens (2-1 AET)
Diamondqueen 2-0 Grey Egress
Cranequin Wanderers 1-1 AFC Rochford (2-2 AET, 3-2 PKs)
AFC Shrikeroost 0-2 Corvette Maulers
Caldwick Strand 1-2 Riverkey Shells
Riverkey 2-1 Rosary Brinemouth
Crisisbless Athletic 1-1 Leichhardt (1-2 AET)
The Strongest 1-2 Blau-Weiss Treason
Boltcroft Thorns 2-1 AFC Serpentine
Alliance Barossia 2-0 Lazuli Diamonds
Greygate 2-0 Aspen Grove
Morningstar 5-0 Peregrine
West Brinemouth 2-0 Cypher Nightwatch
Creed United 0-0 Vermillion Wanderers (1-0 AET)
Lockheed Zenith 4-1 Lichebridge
The Travellers FC 1-10 Lindmark Falcons
Armstrong 2-0 The Hanged Man
Latin Enclave FC 5-1 Northside Eagles

Third Round
AFC Brineshore 0-6 Brinemouth
Raven River 0-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Pillars of Southfell 0-2 North Laithland
Iron City 0-0 Goodfeather FC (0-1 AET)
Boltcroft Thorns 0-2 Latin Enclave FC
Corinthians No Longer 5-0 Ballardine FC
Sheridan 3-3 Greygate (4-3 AET)
Cranequin Wanderers 2-0 Mantlegrove
Brookford Otters 2-0 Vermillion Rage
Aries Chariots 4-1 Lockheed Zenith
Rochford Pilgrims 1-0 Armstrong
Dartmouth Terriers 2-0 Cranequin Souths
Corvette Maulers 1-4 Creed United
Gosmouth Swans 2-5 Sabrefell Moths
AFC Corvistone 1-1 Morningstar (1-1 AET, 2-3 PKs)
Stahlburg Rovers 0-1 Brokenarch
Cypher Town 0-2 West Brinemouth
Starling 3-0 South Laithland
Chatswood 0-1 Belgrave
Blau-Weiss Treason 1-2 Newrook City
Gonen's Bridge 1-0 Locksley
Crisisbless 1-1 Alliance Barossia (1-1 AET, 2-3 PKs)
Southfell United 1-0 Aries Solitaire
AFC Treason 1-1 Riverkey Shells (2-1 AET)
Ritter Town 0-2 Cranequin City
Barossia United 0-3 Sabrefell Athletic
Chardonnay Rangers 5-5 Lindwurm Delta (5-5 AET, 3-4 PKs)
Stahlburg City 0-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Lindmark Falcons 0-1 Leichhardt
Riverkey 0-1 Mapleford
Barhara Cavaliers 0-1 Coret Hawks
Southriver 1-2 Diamondqueen

Fourth Round
Dartmouth Terriers 1-1 Lindwurm Delta (1-2 AET)
Chenoworth Harriers 2-0 Brookford Otters
Starling 4-4 Sabrefell Moths (4-4 AET, 3-1 PKs)
Alliance Barossia 2-1 Brokenarch
West Brinemouth 1-2 Brinemouth
Cranequin City 0-2 Creed United
Aries Chariots 0-1 Corinthians No Longer
Leichhardt 2-0 Sheridan
AFC Treason 3-0 North Laithland
Diamondqueen 2-1 Gonen's Bridge
Belgrave 2-0 Coret Hawks
Southfell United 3-2 Cranequin Wanderers
New Oakstone Phoenix 3-0 Newrook City
Rochford Pilgrims 2-0 Sabrefell Athletic
Latin Enclave FC 3-1 Mapleford
Morningstar 1-5 Goodfeather FC

Fifth Round
Alliance Barossia 1-3 Starling
Southfell United 7-1 Lindwurm Delta
Belgrave 0-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Creed United 1-2 AFC Treason
Rochford Pilgrims 0-0 Diamondqueen (0-1 AET)
Corinthians No Longer 0-1 Latin Enclave FC
Goodfeather FC 3-0 Leichhardt
Chenoworth Harriers 1-1 Brinemouth (1-1 AET, 3-4 PKs)


Quarterfinals
Starling 0-2 Southfell United
Southfell United 1-1 Starling
Southfell United win 3-1 on aggregate.

New Oakstone Phoenix 5-2 AFC Treason
AFC Treason 3-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
New Oakstone Phoenix win 6-5 on aggregate.

Diamondqueen 0-1 Latin Enclave FC
Latin Enclave FC 2-1 Diamondqueen
Latin Enclave FC win 3-1 on aggregate.

Goodfeather FC 4-1 Brinemouth
Brinemouth 6-0 Goodfeather FC
Brinemouth win 7-4 on aggregate.

One of the most ‘glitch in the matrix’ quarterfinal rounds in memory. Latin Enclave, a weak Second Division side in the process of being relegated, luckily draw Diamondqueen and manage gutsy wins over them, home and away. Treason draw Nixi in the quarterfinals for the second time in as many years, and lose for the second time in as many years. Brinemouth complacently get rolled over by the Quakers away but come back with a vengeance, taking them apart 6-0 in the home leg, Tess Miller smashing in four goals. And, most astonishingly of all, Southfell win a game against Zenith opposition, and then don’t lose a game against Zenith opposition.

Semifinals
Southfell United 2-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
New Oakstone Phoenix 5-7 Southfell United
Southfell United win 9-6 on aggregate.

Latin Enclave FC 1-6 Brinemouth
Brinemouth 2-1 Latin Enclave FC
Brinemouth win 8-2 on aggregate.

Latin Enclave against Brinemouth is a complete mismatch, and that’s how it turns out. They are, frankly, just happy to have a goal. The Dockers rest almost all of their players for the home leg, reasonably confident Enclave aren’t going to beat them 5-0 at the Eagles Club, and they’re right. A brave showing from the Enclave. Southfell do make it to the final - by this point far enough from survival that they’re putting everything into the Cup, and while the first leg is reasonably sane the second is anything but. New Oakstone simply go all-out, guns blazing, and Annika St. Cleer levels the scores three minutes in. Telle retaliates two minutes later. It’s 2-2 by the 10th minute, and normally these games calm out after that, frequently seeming to end 2-2 as both sides seek out calm, but they do not find it, as it’s 4-3 by the half. But Nixi tire, and the Tanners find a second wind that has been so elusive, with 34-year old striker Camilla Martin arriving off the bench at half-time and driving home a hat-trick to turn around the game.

Final
The Dockers feel like they need the Cup win to salvage their season… yeah, right. Imagine being in a position where 6th place and no silverware triggers an existential crisis. Bess Gannon sets out her side, entirely sensibly, to camp the box and pray for mercy. A back five with Archer Flat in the centre, repeatedly piledriving Tess Miller, works out despite the immense pressure on them, while Donat Soler - the Tanners’ Cup goalkeeper from the start but with plenty of Zenith experience, backed to see it through here - vindicates faith in them. Southfell produce close to nothing up front, but there’s a glimpse of how they might steal it, when in the 45+2nd minute, Arcega swings in a cross and Camilla Martin throws herself at it, a low, skimming header that was, unfortunately, straight at Sandra Middleton.

It’s the only shot in target they’ll muster. In the second half, the line wavers, bodies tiring of being thrown at shots time and again - a vicious falcon thunders into the head of Hayes and forces him off with concussion protocol - and it only needs to break once. Thrastar finds the gap, Tess Miller is taken wide but manages to cut back for the late arrival into the box of Kisvarda Marin, who whips a first-time finish low past Soler. Brinemouth sit back, smugly, and wait for Southfell to conjure up a serious attacking chance in the last 16 minutes. The Tanners huff and puff, but can’t carve out a clear moment; Brinemouth take it.

Southfell United 0-1 Brinemouth
Marin 74’


ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W   D   L  For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 Crisisbless 38 25 5 8 69 29 +40 80
2 Sabrefell Moths 38 24 6 8 104 36 +68 78
3 Sabrefell Athletic 38 23 5 10 98 46 +52 74
4 AFC Treason 38 21 7 10 67 42 +25 70

5 Aries Chariots 38 21 6 11 75 53 +22 69
6 Brinemouth 38 20 8 10 86 53 +33 68
7 Coret Hawks 38 20 8 10 80 57 +23 68

8 Stahlburg City 38 21 5 12 59 44 +15 68
9 AFC Corvistone 38 17 10 11 66 46 +20 61
10 Chenoworth Harriers 38 17 8 13 55 60 -5 59
11 Chardonnay Rangers 38 16 7 15 65 65 +0 55
12 Starling 38 16 6 16 55 46 +9 54
13 Vermillion Rage 38 15 5 18 73 80 -7 50
14 Chatswood 38 14 5 19 39 46 -7 47
15 Goodfeather FC 38 9 8 21 55 81 -26 35
16 Raven River 38 10 5 23 51 84 -33 35
17 Corinthians No Longer 38 6 13 19 40 84 -44 31
18 Barossia United 38 7 9 22 34 74 -40 30
19 Newrook City 38 6 4 28 27 108 -81 22
20 Southfell United 38 5 4 29 29 93 -64 19
AWARDS
Emerald Boot (Goals Scored): Nick Riordan (SFM) - 30
Emerald Ball (Player of the Year): Bellona Sebold (CRI)
Emerald Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Rebekka Kajsdottir (SFA)
Emerald Fist (Debutant of the Year): Cecilija Riuga (GDF)
Team of the Year: Sebring (CRI); Holden (TRE), Bolding (SFM), Lieven (CRI), Arconada (BRI); Rebekka (SFA), Macdonald (STC), Sebold (CRI), Wells (TRE); Riordan (SFM), Skara (SFA)
Emerald Crest (Manager of the Year): Katenza Muhren (GDF)

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Crisisbless United 38 26 5 7 83 35 +48 83
2 Iron City 38 23 10 5 56 28 +28 79

3 North Laithland 38 24 5 9 84 40 +44 77
4 North Sabrefell 38 22 7 9 76 43 +33 73
5 Cranequin Wanderers 38 21 5 12 54 29 +25 68
6 New Oakstone Phoenix 38 19 7 12 82 52 +30 64
7 Alliance Barossia 38 16 12 10 50 46 +4 60
8 Creed United 38 15 14 9 55 36 +19 59
9 South Laithland 38 16 9 13 43 36 +7 57
10 Leichhardt 38 15 8 15 52 42 +10 53
11 Brookford Otters 38 13 14 11 62 73 -11 53
12 AFC Rochford 38 13 12 13 33 43 -10 51
13 Parrhesia United 38 12 12 14 48 53 -5 48
14 Belgrave 38 12 9 17 54 71 -17 45
15 Morningstar 38 8 13 17 37 54 -17 37
16 Diamondqueen 38 7 10 21 33 68 -35 31
17 Gonen's Bridge 38 7 10 21 35 74 -39 31
18 Chenoworth Rovers 38 6 10 22 28 66 -38 28
19 Autumnstone 38 5 12 21 45 79 -34 27
20 Vermillion Wanderers 38 3 10 25 36 78 -42 19
AWARDS
Jade Boot (Goals Scored): Severa Freeport (NLA) - 26
Jade Ball (Player of the Year): Sophi Esmereld (NSF)
Jade Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Tristan Sveinursson Brehmer (NLA)
Team of the Year: Hagen (IRC); Glass (IRC), Esmann (SLA), Leitch (CRW), Cillian (CRU); Esmereld (NSF), Flaxen (NLA), Nemov (ALB), Fenech (CRU); Caulker (CRU), Freeport (NLA)
Jade Crest (Manager of the Year): Brandon Graf (SLA)

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 Aries Solitaire 38 23 6 9 79 39 +40 75
2 Stahlburg Rovers 38 21 9 8 98 54 +44 72

3 Lindwurm Delta 38 21 9 8 84 47 +37 72
4 Greygate 38 20 9 9 50 35 +15 69
5 Peregrine 38 18 13 7 80 53 +27 67
6 Boltcroft Thorns 38 19 6 13 79 53 +26 63
7 West Brinemouth 38 15 13 10 44 35 +9 58
8 Cranequin City 38 16 9 13 41 47 -6 57
9 Mantlegrove 38 15 11 12 55 43 +12 56
10 Gosmouth Swans 38 16 8 14 63 59 +4 56
11 Corvette Maulers 38 14 11 13 60 46 +14 53
12 Lindmark Falcons 38 15 7 16 64 68 -4 52
13 Armstrong 38 11 12 15 33 42 -9 45
14 Locksley 38 13 6 19 65 80 -15 45
15 Ballardine FC 38 10 13 15 45 57 -12 43
16 Pillars of Southfell 38 10 10 18 38 53 -15 40
17 AFC Serpentine 38 9 12 17 43 77 -34 39
18 Latin Enclave FC 38 7 8 23 46 89 -43 29
19 Rochford Pilgrims 38 9 2 27 48 102 -54 29
20 Cypher Town 38 4 14 20 27 63 -36 26

GRAND CONFERENCE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L  For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 Ingram Township 46 28 12 6 67 33 +34 96
2 Lazuli Diamonds 46 25 11 10 82 54 +28 86
3 The Strongest 46 25 9 12 107 48 +59 84

4 The Hanged Man 46 24 11 11 52 29 +23 83
5 Lockheed Zenith 46 24 9 13 78 57 +21 81
6 Bishop 46 24 8 14 92 62 +30 80
7 Shimmering Quay 46 24 7 15 71 64 +7 79
8 AFC Southsands 46 20 12 14 79 63 +16 72
9 Ritter Town 46 20 10 16 70 51 +19 70
10 Dartmouth Terriers 46 19 9 18 57 59 -2 66
11 Brinemouth Krakens 46 18 11 17 64 57 +7 65
12 Blau-Weiss Treason 46 16 15 15 61 51 +10 63
13 Riverkey Shells 46 18 9 19 62 66 -4 63
14 Northside Eagles 46 18 7 21 70 71 -1 61
15 Advance Lazuli 46 13 18 15 67 71 -4 57
16 Brokenarch 46 16 9 21 55 72 -17 57
17 Sheridan 46 13 17 16 41 48 -7 56
18 Rosary Brinemouth 46 15 9 22 59 83 -24 54
19 Mueller's Crossing 46 12 15 19 51 59 -8 51
20 Mapleford 46 10 17 19 49 75 -26 47
21 Barhara Cavaliers 46 12 8 26 64 106 -42 44
22 Corvistone City 46 11 9 26 46 74 -28 42
23 Southriver 46 10 9 27 39 75 -36 39
24 Creed Rosebud 46 8 7 31 46 101 -55 31

CONFERENCE WEST
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 AFC Shale 46 29 10 7 58 23 +35 97
2 Stonegrave 46 28 12 6 90 34 +56 96

3 Crownsend Journey 46 27 6 13 71 40 +31 87
4 AFC Shrikeroost 46 25 11 10 90 52 +38 86
5 FC Seierstad 46 26 8 12 79 51 +28 86
6 Chenoworth Teutons 46 24 9 13 70 50 +20 81
7 Kensey Town 46 22 11 13 81 51 +30 77
8 Iberia Chenoworth 46 21 8 17 84 76 +8 71
9 Ringway 46 19 14 13 51 45 +6 71
10 Strephonage 46 18 14 14 54 45 +9 68
11 Sutcroft 46 17 13 16 68 66 +2 64
12 Hackett 46 16 15 15 52 50 +2 63
13 Aspen Grove 46 14 18 14 46 38 +8 60
14 Moxstone Fortune 46 14 15 17 67 72 -5 57
15 Constance Park 46 15 11 20 55 65 -10 56
16 Fanesburg 46 16 8 22 52 71 -19 56
17 Extreme Hills 46 12 17 17 58 59 -1 53
18 Stilwell Kickers 46 13 12 21 36 50 -14 51
19 AFC Hoxenhaven 46 13 10 23 41 71 -30 49
20 AFC Ilestadt 46 12 10 24 73 96 -23 46
21 Solback River 46 10 13 23 30 54 -24 43
22 Osburn Scarlets 46 8 13 25 32 66 -34 37
23 Kommissar 46 9 8 29 34 78 -44 35
24 Lichebridge 46 9 4 33 44 113 -69 31

CONFERENCE EAST
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 Longwinter 46 30 7 9 98 49 +49 97
2 Besand's Folly 46 30 5 11 96 47 +49 95

3 Brookford Vantablack 46 27 9 10 94 46 +48 90
4 Caldwick Strand 46 27 6 13 78 44 +34 87
5 Riverkey 46 23 12 11 72 40 +32 81
6 Grey Egress 46 24 9 13 99 69 +30 81
7 Cranequin Souths 46 23 11 12 93 52 +41 80
8 The Travellers FC 46 22 11 13 88 60 +28 77
9 Downsparrow 46 22 11 13 73 55 +18 77
10 South Parrhesia 46 21 8 17 82 70 +12 71
11 Broadenburg Tor 46 19 9 18 55 72 -17 66
12 Crisisbless Athletic 46 16 14 16 62 61 +1 62
13 Rochford Sundays 46 19 5 22 52 59 -7 62
14 Brunyard FC 46 16 12 18 64 73 -9 60
15 Long Lake 46 14 17 15 46 62 -16 59
16 Cypher Nightwatch 46 15 12 19 56 69 -13 57
17 Fully Sick XI 46 14 13 19 67 75 -8 55
18 Coret Hammerheads 46 14 10 22 71 93 -22 52
19 Stockyard Hounds 46 12 11 23 52 82 -30 47
20 Coret Rovers 46 12 10 24 48 78 -30 46
21 Hawkeshaw United 46 9 10 27 56 95 -39 37
22 AFC Verdane 46 9 8 29 36 91 -55 35
23 AFC Brineshore 46 8 8 30 43 88 -45 32
24 AFC Riverside 46 8 8 30 51 102 -51 32
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1. Sabrefell Moths
‘The Moths’
Farham Arena (90,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Lorée BAUTISTA (30) [CMT]
RB - 17 - Solblindi RAKE (27)
CB - 13 - Everton BOLDING (29) [AUD]
CB - 19 - Adnan SULEJMANOVIC (29) [MYT]
LB - 22 - Kyri LEVERING (27)
CM - 20 - Catheline FANG (22) <YZH>
DM - 23 - Cass ROTHVOGEL (22)
CM - 15 - Jean-Christophe BABIN (28) [QUE]
RW - 26 - Jonathan BAGSHAW (26) [FVA]
ST - 21 - Nick RIORDAN (29) [TMB]
LW - 16 - Ceatrix SERVAL (21)

GK - 12 - Shamir RAVEL (24)
CB - 5 - Tristan NIEDERMAYER (36) [STL]
LB - 3 - Vasilii NYBERG (32) [SRS]
DM - 14 - Laslo VOL BRININGER (28) <MRN>
CM - 8 - Flora BROWN (30) [EUR]
RW - 10 - Kaisa GYLDENSTROEM (31) [SVJ]
ST - 9 - Berenice ANDREAS (28)

GK - 25 - Senad HASANOVIC (21) <MYT>
RB - 18 - Sasha KLEIN (22)
CB - 6 - Hender SOLDAT (24)
CM - 4 - Kelzi HARASLIN (28)
CM - 27 - Matthias GREY (23)
ST - 7 - Sabina VENTURE (25)
LW - 11 - Eloise KWEON (31) [QUE]


MANAGER
Penumbra AMOKACHI (54)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 4th

TROPHY CABINET
4 Premiership titles (47, 60, 68, 69)
3 NFA Cups (58, 65, 85)
3 Ramsey Shields (66, 69, 70)
Champions Cup (73)
2 Globe Cups (64, 67)
Super Cup (73)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
89: Zenith - 2nd - 78 pts - CL
88: Zenith - 6th - 69 pts
87: Zenith - 4th - 78 pts - ChC
86: Zenith - 4th - 74 pts - ChC
85: Zenith - 6th - 71 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Jonathan Bagshaw (AC Izotz Zubia, 25m)
Cass Rothvogel (Stahlburg City, 8m)

OUT
Gawain Deveney (North Sabrefell, 5m)
Têrçêr Anaximane (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Nevaeh Cathar, Rook Cathar, Sasha Christener, Gudrun Crowley, Kirsten Cliving, Bravura Harper, Michael Kellard, Catheline Marchant, Scheherazade Meier, Cheney Rosewood, Tawny Shone, Lux Vicelich
Club Heroes: Robert Griffin, Aaliyah Johnson, James Macbeth, Gerhard Thunder, Imriel Townsend, Solara Vol
One-Club Men: Lucia Pembroke, James Yorke
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
The biggest and proudest club in Nephara's biggest and proudest city, the former capital of Sabrefell; a giant fortified metropolis whose layers of walls and distinctive flat, forceful architecture betray the cities origins as a stronghold first and a place to live second. The moths of Sabrefell themselves are notorious for their size, number and, topically for the club, resilence. The original giants of the Nepharim league, the Moths had, by a distance, the most titles in the pre-UICA Premiership and have remained very competitive in modern times, generally playing a very fast, attacking brand of football, and particularly loving a prolific striker - Gerhard Thunder, homegrown Rook Cathar, five-time Iron Boot winner Aaliyah Johnson and Solara Vol have all become club legends. Their pull is best summarised by the fact that, when the time came to retire the crumbling Gargoyle's Court, they simply moved into the Farham Arena, hitherto only for Cormorants games and Cup finals. Though they present themselves as 'Nephara's club', they in theory represent the west of Sabrefell, and have historically been associated with hard-left elements, and while they count a large base of casual support their ultras have been guilty of violence in the past. More positively, their pyro and banner displays are among the finest in the world. Their fiercest rivals are Athletic, in the east of the city.


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2. Sabrefell Athletic
‘The Rams’
The Barbarossa (72,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 18 - Hailee SOURTOIS (24) [CMT]
RB - 2 - Caoimhin HADLEY (27) [BRE]
CB - 5 - Hollis STEPHENSON (33) [PFA]
CB - 22 - Vetta ROBACK (27)
LB - 16 - Nimue CULPEPPER (29) [BRE]
RM - 12 - REBEKKA Kajsdóttir (21) [GRF]
CM - 6 - Seeker BISCAN (27)
CM - 7 - Susan MONAGHAN (28) [TMB]
LM - 11 - Ladonna WOMACK (30) [CMT]
ST - 15 - Drazen SKARA (25) [MYT]
ST - 21 - Damien GANNOT (32) [MYT]

GK - 1 - Raluca GARAMOND (35)
CB - 4 - Alan TARAKOV (34) [STL]
LB - 3 - Heather ALTAMEYER (21)
RM - 23 - Marcelo ESCOBAR (32) [VLD]
CM - 13 - Sonya BELLTOWER (31)
LM - 26 - Thora ASBRECHT (24)
ST - 9 - Lex KLEIN (23) [ZRH]

GK - 20 - Shianne LEIGHTON (20)
RB - 19 - Arvid KRAUSE (21)
CB - 24 - Eitri MARSDEN (23)
CM - 10 - Tasia WISTING (26)
CM - 29 - Gerhard MEIJER (20)
ST - 14 - Kezia STAUNCH (21)
ST - 17 - Tanya BERESFORD (23)


MANAGER
Kalia TOLSII (48) [MRN]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 5th

TROPHY CABINET
4 Premiership titles (50, 58, 67, 73)
2 NFA Cups (50, 66)
2 Ramsey Shields (67, 68)
1 IFCF Champions League (88)
2 UICA Globe Cups (56, 73)
Campionato Esportivano di Campeones (59)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
89: Zenith - 3rd - 74 pts - CL
88: Zenith - 5th - 70 pts - CL
87: Zenith - 2nd - 85 pts - CL
86: Zenith - 6th - 67 pts
85: Zenith - 3rd - 81 pts - ChC

TRANSFERS
IN
N/A

OUT
N/A


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Karena Braham, Alexa Ferryman, Kurtis Fitzmarten, Daniel Kruse, Lindse Kvasina, Darren Parrett, Lind Pressinger, Markus Rhein, Snowy Sleet
Club Heroes: Coalan Bray, Michael Campbell, Karelline Charmwell, Oscar Coltrane, Xixi Ens, Rowan Gawain, Ole Oehman, Yupanqui Sarracena, Sipke Tarala
One-Club Men: Matt Breen, Lukas Strongnesse
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
Athletic have always been a force to be reckoned with in the Nepharan game, and no matter what Moths fans insist, will never be completely in their shadow. The 56 cycle cemented that, when they secured the first-ever UICA silverware for the nation, ensuring the Premiership's arrival as a major player. Despite occasional spells in the wilderness, infamously following up their first modern title win with 11th, 12th and 17th-placed finishes, Athletic have always bounced back from adversity, backed by a loud, aggressive and outspoken fanbase. While the Moths are defined by union ties, Athletic are twinned informally with the military, and by urban Nepharim standards tend to have right-wing elements - though both the club and its fanbase have always worked quickly and tirelessly to stamp out any hint of fascism. Athletic are the most widely disliked club in the city, largely due to incidents of fan violence alienating them from River and the Chariots, as well as their mutual hatred of Sabrefell Moths. To be an Athletic fan is to embrace the siege mentality and relish the looks on the haters' faces when you win.


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3. Crisisbless
‘The Heelers’
Godswatch (63,000)
Crisisbless, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Toxothea SEBRING (28)
RB - 2 - Anna SKOGLI (21) [VAL]
CB - 5 - Sven COPPERHEAD (29)
CB - 12 - Matthias LIEVEN (32) [VAL]
LB - 6 - Auburn DELASRA (27)
RM - 13 - Kestrel ANHARBOUR (28)
CM - 23 - Bellona SEBOLD (26)
CM - 4 - Demeter CONSTANTINE (29)
LM - 16 - Ženeva KILGALLIC (23) <FFD>
ST - 21 - Zinaida WOODCARVER (27) [QUE]
ST - 14 - Dénes ROBINEAU (24) [FFD]

GK - 20 - Veluca AUSTEN (36)
RB - 29 - Cheney PLEIJER (24)
CB - 3 - Papageno KOLAR (24)
CM - 24 - Zozo KEARNES (24)
CM - 7 - Claudia MAKATSCH (32) [VAL]
LM - 10 - Anne-Marie ROUX (31) [SVG]
ST - 9 - Rachel ARNISTON (35) [SCT]

GK - 25 - Thill EHRMANN (24)
CB - 22 - Yngriit KALABAAN (36) [MRN]
LB - 18 - Yasmina TALAY (22) <SRS>
RM - 15 - Nikolai KELLER (21)
CM - 17 - Albizua CROFT (22) <MRT>
ST - 14 - Zandra ERSKINE (21)
ST - 26 - Jelena KILGALLON (20) <FFD>


Manager
Kosovare FAIRWEATHER (49)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 3rd

TROPHY CABINET
6 League titles (59, 71, 75, 86, 87, 89)
3 NFA Cups (47, 61, 64)
Cup Winners’ Cup (62)
Copa de Campeones (76)
5 Ramsey Shields (72, 76, 83, 87, 88)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
89: Zenith - 1st - 80 pts - CL
88: Zenith - 2nd - 74 pts - CL
87: Zenith - 1st - 92 pts - CL
86: Zenith - 1st - 77 pts - CL
85: Zenith - 5th - 74 pts - ChC

TRANSFERS
IN
Anna Skogli (Club Stein-los, 5m)

OUT
August Kovac (Chatswood, 3m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Sven Copperhead, Syrene Fischer, Ženeva Kilgallic, Sieglinde Lohengrin, Sabrine Portsgate, Brigid Kestrel, Toxothea Sebring, Marisha Staunton, Bremusa Strassman, Methuselah Tregajorran
Club Heroes: Kósa Bajnok, Anders Engstroem, Fabricio Gallardo, Ror Jevjdevic-Hadsic, Mercurio Kastriot, Osric Keast, Erick Khan, Espen Knutsen, Pawlo Marciak, Lucia Oakwood, Leona Rafford, Erwin Spijkers, Luxulya St. Cleer, Isaia Urso, Moira Woakes
One-Club Men: Augustine Brandon
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
The dominant force of the towering major city of Crisisbless, and in theory one of the dominant forces within Nephara itself, but there was a time at which they were technically outperformed by little Starling just above in terms of titles. They have a reputation as bottlers, just lacking the fortitude to turn their ability into league wins; hence their name, the Heelers, nominally after the dog but more an appropriated insult at their status trailing in the wake of the biggest clubs. But they've generally been consistent, rarely falling completely out of the business end of things, and have something of a reputation as Cup specialists. They still do have plenty of silverware to their name, and their proud fans regard their club as a match for anyone in the world. Crisisbless are one of those teams that kind of wants to fight everyone in the vicinity; primarily Crisisbless United, their greatest rival in their own city, but there's a level of rivalry with nearby, upstart Starling as well.


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4. Brinemouth
‘The Dockers’
Brinemouth Eagle’s Club (65,000)
Brinemouth, LZC

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Sandra MIDDLETON (31) <QUE>
RB - 2 - Tosca MEADOWS (28)
CB - 5 - ASBJORN Vilbjörnsson (30) [GRF]
CB - 4 - Anaximander SCALES (29)
LB - 3 - Jade ARCONADA (23) <EUR>
CM - 8 - Esther CAELIN (24)
CM - 6 - Cassander SOUTHSEA (27)
RW - 10 - THRASTAR Bjarnlaugsson (29) [GRF]
AM - 21 - Kisvarda MARIN (26)
LW - 11 - Yonatoño DE LA GARZA (26) [FFD]
ST - 14 - Tess MILLER (26) <EUR>

GK - 1 - Rexona TALLINN (20)
CB - 18 - Chiara BLANCO (33) [SVG]
LB - 19 - Lucy ALMWOOD (34) [EUR]
CM - 20 - Kazuo MARTIN (32) [DEL]
RW - 40 - Valën PÍDÍ (18)
AM - 15 - Omer KUHAR-ARH (32) [MYT]
ST - 7 - Joao PEREYRA (31) [JUV]

GK - 30 - Erin ARBEITER (18)
RB - 31 - Tryza MORGAN (19)
CB - 18 - Cale SCHINDLER (31)
CM - 16 - Pernille BRAND (34)
CM - 33 - Stina HELLAS (18)
LW - 16 - Tristan ALTMANN (20)
ST - 9 - Bernadette TERNCLIFF (21)


Manager
Grey HOLDEN (56) [SCT]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 1st

TROPHY CABINET
10 League titles (53, 54, 55, 61, 62, 70, 72, 78, 79, 84)
NFA Cup (62)
2 Ramsey Shields (73, 85)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
89: Zenith - 6th - 68 pts - ChC
88: Zenith - 4th - 71 pts - ChC
87: Zenith - 3rd - 82 pts - ChC
86: Zenith - 2nd - 75 pts - CL
85: Zenith - 2nd - 82 pts - CL

TRANSFERS
IN
Asbjorn Vilbjörnsson (North Hall, 5m)
Erin Arbeiter (promoted)
Stina Hellas (promoted)
Tryza Morgan (promoted)
Valën Pídí (promoted)

OUT
Zander Mersea (Raven River, 6m)
Alessander Keaton (Barossia United, 5m)
Ewald Heuser (retired)
Lázaro Patron (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Penumbra Amokachi, Danijel Brymora, Chris Christon, Croft Drinkwater, Dimitra Exarchopolous, Konrad Gosforth, Diligence Nkembe, Temperance Nkembe
Club Heroes: Augustine Breton, Jonathan Bosetti, Farago rue Cazade, Tana Colbright, Evelyn Conjure, Ewald Heuser, Erica Kenney, Desya Kuznetsov, Kunibert Mathias, Darek Norgen, Lukas Tauscher, Stig Soederquist, Ronda Judit Styrn, James Watt
Iconic Manager: Larissa Garrotte
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
Despite the earthy nickname conjuring images of teamsters and burly shirtless men, Brinemouth is a largely affluent city, particularly the coastal east, and their football club became nouveau-riche just in time for the Premiership to join the international scene. They have, as a result, been far more successful post-UICA than pre-, and their seven titles are only matched by AFC Treason - indeed, the Premiership's ascension into the ranks of serious leagues worldwide seemed to coincide with an era of dominance for the two clubs on each end of the country, overshadowing the 'Sabrefell giants' of Athletic and the Moths who had dominated prior to the modern era. Unlike Treason, their playing identity is based around expensive marquee talent playing beautiful attacking football - locals are considered a nice bonus, but not essential. They want the ball, and they want to be flashy with it. West Brinemouth are their only real rivals for fanbase in the city, but are too weak on the pitch to make a proper rival in Brinemouth's eyes. Instead, they save their ire for the Classic, against their philosophical opposites and equals AFC Treason.


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5. Aries Chariots
‘The Chariots’
The Scythes (36,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Radoslav BLAHA (26) [SRS]
RB - 4 - Mislav IVANCIC (26) [PAS]
CB - 19 - Friede VOLKMANN (26)
CB - 3 - Ettard MITTEAGER (28)
LB - 11 - HUANG Han (25) [YZH]
RM - 23 - Jess KRNETA (25)
CM - 8 - Ismet ZMIRIC (27) [MYT]
CM - 5 - Gethin TAPHOUSE (24)
LM - 16 - Tadej ROSKAR (22) <MYT>
ST - 9 - Mathias GRETLER (27) [DEL]
ST - 14 - Konrad BALMORAL (29)

GK - 20 - Orsine MIURA (22) <OSR>
CB - 2 - Margarita LILLEHAMMER-Lockright (33) [EFL]
LB - 12 - Undine CHARNWOOD (23)
RM - 24 - Lukas TRIDENT (21)
CM - 15 - Bernhard McFADDEN (23) <TLI>
ST - 7 - Caroline LATHAM (21) [TMB]
ST - 21 - Artur KODAK (22)

GK - 25 - Leti FRIEDMANN (20)
RB - 28 - Cedric TAUB (20)
CB - 6 - Sorceress BULLARD (27)
CM - 22 - Winabæn KEVAARSEN (35) [MRN]
CM - 25 - Oskar SCOWL (21)
LM - 36 - Charlexa ANDREY (19)
ST - 31 - Karla TRIANTIS (19)


MANAGER
Lexus ULREICH (55)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 6th

TROPHY CABINET
1 League title (88)
2 NFA Cups (55, 63)
Globe Cup (58)
Super Cup (58)
Copa de Campeones (89)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
89: Zenith - 5th - 69 pts - ChC
88: Zenith - 1st - 78 pts - CL
87: Zenith - 5th - 64 pts - ChC
86: Zenith - 3rd - 75 pts - ChC
85: Zenith - 12th - 45 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Caroline Latham (Century Mertagne FMFC, undisclosed)
Ettard Mitteager (Aries Chariots, 6m)
Huang Han (Torbay Thunder, 6m)
Mislav Ivancic (Tanrisal, 3m)
Charlexa Andrey (promoted)

OUT
Beatan Shearer (Newrook City, 4.5m)
Scalena Woodwright (Barossia United, 4m)
Paige Dewinter (Iron City, 3m)
Mirko Steffen (FC Kvist Town, 3m)
Pryna Rasanamira (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Uli Alsatian, Trajan Bruyne, Brigitte Coppinger, Claudia Escrow, Jasper Mordecai, Paula Morgan, Logan Murdoch, Adnan Szalai
Club Heroes: Croft Drinkwater, Ihazintzu Malkorra, Margarita Lillehammer-Lockright, Emanuele Riviello, Rowena Sierra, Katerina Tarrasch, Nate Walker
One-Club Men: Jess Leinster
Iconic Managers: Gareth Sumner, Lexus Ulreich
The Chariots are not one of the largest sides in Sabrefell by any means, but they can point to a devoted and vibrant fanbase operating out of the eastern suburbs and to a history of punching well above their weight, at one stage finishing as high as second and winning a Globe Cup, then being the first Nepharan side to claim a Super Cup. They have thrived with the increasing levels of immigration into the country over the past couple of decades, and their catchment is particularly lush with Licentian diaspora, hence the more recent decision to switch from white to a blue and gold away kit. In more recent years, the giants of Nephara have re-established themselves, and the Chariots have switched gears to focusing on youth and infrastructure, though they dream of a return to the glory days. Their only real rivals are Sabrefell Athletic, who they revile after incidents of fan clashes - a bond they share with Raven River, which has always been a somewhat friendly rivalry.


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6. AFC Treason
‘The Stags’
The Gauntlet (65,000)
Treason, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Paiva SHIMSKI (31) [SRS]
RB - 17 - Tiamat HOLDEN (25)
CB - 5 - Kenneth RÖYSVEIT (23) <SVJ>
CB - 19 - Valtteri TIREL (22) [SRS]
LB - 3 - Cahara RIORDAN (22)
RM - 15 - Tabithe DRAKE (24)
CM - 23 - Fiadh BUCHAN (29) [TLI]
CM - 26 - Danilo SEVALJEVIC (26) <MYT>
LM - 11 - Valerie WELLS (28) [TMB]
ST - 9 - RÖSKVI Tyrfingsson (29) [GRF]
ST - 14 - Leona TSANG (20) <YZH>

GK - 12 - Neriza VONSTRATTEN (23)
RB - 2 - Olec TANZER (21)
CB - 6 - Kahala MURJE (35) [SAJ]
CM - 8 - Marcella SALTER (27)
LM - 24 - Radu VORMUTH (20)
AM - 21 - Morgan ROSENBLATT (33) [CDG]
ST - 16 - Davor KURTISHI (32)

GK - 20 - Alexi SAYLOR (20)
CB - 25 - Uther WAKEFIELD (20)
LB - 3 - Avarice PROVINCE (30)
RM - 7 - Hansi VANDERMEER (21)
CM - 13 - Purna ZAZAGAN (33) [SRS]
CM - 18 - Silja JORSE (33) [SAJ]
ST - 10 - Franziska LOCKE (26)


MANAGER
CRALT-NIRLO Fox (64) [QUS]

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 2nd

TROPHY CABINET
15 League titles (48, 49, 52, 56, 57, 65, 66, 74, 76, 77, 80, 81, 82, 83, 85)
4 NFA Cups (49, 76, 82, 87)
2 Cope de Campeones (67, 77)
Campionato Esportivano di Campeones (57)
5 Ramsey Shields (77, 81, 82, 84, 86)
Gang of Six member

RECENT HISTORY
89: Zenith - 4th - 70 pts - CL
88: Zenith - 9th - 55 pts
87: Zenith - 6th - 64 pts - ChC
86: Zenith - 5th - 70 pts - ChC
85: Zenith - 1st - 84 pts - CL

TRANSFERS
IN
Cahara Riordan (Northern Union, 8m)
Alexi Saylor (promoted)
Uther Wakefield (promoted)

OUT
Ettard Mitteager (Aries Chariots, 6m)
Anders Fleischer (Marketville, 5.3m)
Bryony Lindt (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Diandra Ballard, Claudia Cautcher, Malachi Gallagher, Tiamat Holden, Calliope Katskalidis, Aventurine Kolar, Servet Misidjan, Kurtis Quinn, Aristide Metzger, Tanith Rainsford, Sigurd Rustwyth, Fasolt Senninger, Konrad Vornander, Scylla Vyntra
Club Heroes: Roque Acosta, Angel Clavel, Josephus Flaccus, Roddy Fraser, Catheline Harper, Tosca Marlowe, Russ Miller, Rovena Stride, Peter Svensson, Lienke Vesper
One-Club Men: Markus Anderton, Gideon Fletcher, Cathy Stokes
Premiership Debut: Inaugural
The city of Treason is the large, parochial industrial powerhouse of the northwest, the place where the last king of Nephara was executed. Ask most people there about the many vibrant clubs, and they'll concede the Stags are the best show in town. Treason were always a big side, but along with Brinemouth became an iconic titan of the league as it rose up the UICA rankings - currently, the two sides are matched on seven titles apiece. Treason have a very strong local identity based on physicality, professionalism and hard work. They have a proud tradition of youth development, and have always relied heavily on their academy to provide for their roster. They also have the largest fanbase of any Nepharim side. They are Chatswood's fiercest rivals, and Brinemouth's (in 'the Classic'), and North Laithland's due to being their nearest urban rival, and South Laithland's due to stealing most of their best players over the years, and Stahlburg City's following a long history of violent match-ups and infamously 'stealing' their best chance at a modern title. Following an implausible number of international clashes, they even sparked a friendly rivalry with Buyanese side Blau-Weiss Pallstadt.


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7. Stahlburg City
‘The Smiths’
Čalrek Arena (62,000)
Stahlburg, BAR

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Olympe WEAVER (30)
RB - 6 - Ellen WEBER (28)
CB - 5 - Loisé CAMSERHE (28) [KSK]
CB - 14 - Fabiana CRUZ (31) [VLD]
LB - 3 - Durgali BAXAYEV (28) [DEL]
CM - 22 - Thessaly KOERTZEN (23)
DM - 4 - Nina MacDONALD (28) [TLI]
CM - 23 - Mirko OVCINA (27) [MYT]
RW - 13 - Esther CONWAY (22)
ST - 15 - Lars ALVESEN (27) [SVJ]
LW - 11 - VANESSA Marvinsdóttir (31) [GRF]

GK - 20 - Cassi BRETT (25)
RB - 26 - Trici LEA (22)
CB - 2 - Roxelana THORN (38)
DM - 19 - Janne RINEHART (24)
CM - 8 - Timo SZANDER (23)
RW - 7 - Miriam TROEGNER (31) [VAL]
ST - 17 - Lowen CORDER (25)

GK - 25 - Filip CUK (20) <MYT>
CB - 18 - Valkyrie WATERFORD (20)
LB - 24 - Josif DOWLER (20)
CM - 21 - Ramon MacMASTER (34) [AUD]
CM - 32 - Marko SCHILLING (18)
LW - 16 - Stina HARVIKEN (20)
ST - 9 - Teucer LENAHAN (21) <BRE>


MANAGER
Gratia BARKER (57)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 9th

[b]RECENT HISTORY

89: Zenith - 8th - 68 pts
88: Zenith - 11th - 50 pts
87: Zenith - 9th - 57 pts
86: Zenith - 10th - 51 pts
85: Zenith - 8th - 59 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Thessaly Koertzen (Brinemouth, 7m)
Loisé Camserhe (Osarese Marcadia, 6m)
Esther Conway (AFC Rochford, 6m)
Marko Schilling (promoted)

OUT
Cass Rothvogel (Sabrefell Moths, 8m)
Thora Houghson (Kingsbury United, 3m)
Mersudin Smajic (Crvena Zvezda, 1m)
Maria Dukakis (Shirley Metros, free)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Sheila Kilgallon, Rusalka Klein, Elsa Layland, Sophia Moloney, Linde Rostock, Anaximander Scales, Tasha Sauber, Medusa Strand
Club Heroes: Jill Austen, Didier Bernard, William Čalrek, Michael Keane, Georgia Kite, Isabella Shi
One-Club Men: Grubiša Jelić
Iconic Manager: Daniel Brunet
Once considered a keystone member of the Premiership, Stahlburg City once lead the league on the 45th matchday. But, at the last minute, they collapsed, and their fierce rivals Treason overtook them. They've arguably never recovered, with relegation coming at the end of a long, drawn-out malaise. Stahlburg is a polluted, hyperindustrial clump, and City claims rather grandly to represent it all - this has been less true of late with the success of their local rivals, the Rovers. Traditionally they have played an unexciting, direct and physical brand of football, and its supporters value powerful, committed veterans and winning at any cost.


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8. AFC Corvistone
‘The Crows’
Phoenix Rise (28,000)
Corvistone, NCT

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Sebille LOCKLEAR (26)
RB - 2 - Ash BETVA (27) <QUS>
CB - 22 - Safiya TELFORD (27)
CB - 5 - Ida SEVET-STOKES (30) <QUS>
LB - 20 - Marget SCHOFIELD (25) [CMT]
CM - 21 - Alyce KEARNEY (27) <BRE>
DM - 8 - Tallin LEDGER (27)
CM - 4 - Kieran O'GRADY (24) [EUR]
RW - 15 - Mirko HRANILOVIC (26) <MYT>
ST - 9 - Danesha MUELLER (23) <CBR>
LW - 10 - Heather SPAHI (26)

GK - 12 - Çìríkô SARFÓ (25) [FFD]
CB - 18 - Mercedes KNAUTH (32)
LB - 3 - Milla VIIPURI (34) [SVJ]
DM - 6 - Markko NISKANEN (33) [SVJ]
CM - 7 - Katona MEREDITH (29)
RW - 13 - Aitziber 'Zizi' ORZABAL (22) <ASG>
ST - 14 - Endre CASE (27)

GK - 25 - Evony THORNHILL (20)
RB - 17 - Berthold KUCKA (23)
CB - 19 - Gordin IRONMONGER (26)
CM - 11 - Talia NISARIZO (33) [SRS]
CM - 26 - Pavel STALTIERI (21) <EUR>
ST - 16 - Balian ELLERSHAW (20) <MRT>
LW - 23 - Luvenia BRANDON (33) [SYL]


MANAGER
Sascha DIMITRIUS (50)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 70
ALL-TIME RANKING: 23rd

RECENT HISTORY
89: Zenith - 9th - 61 pts
88: Zenith - 8th - 57 pts
87: Zenith - 10th - 56 pts
86: Zenith - 8th - 60 pts
85: Zenith - 7th - 59 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Alyce Kearney (Southfell United, 6.5m)
Kieran O'Grady (Blackfields, 4.5m)

OUT
Casper Anderson (Parrhesia United, 4m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Konrad Balmoral, Ash Betva, Ilyana Brosch, Mirko Hranilovic, Sonya Latimore, Danilo Sevaljevic
Club Heroes: Chibuzo Afolayan, Rachel Arniston, Krista Morham
The most controversial and, yes, hated club in Nephara. Corvistone is the new planned capital of Nephara, and AFC Corvistone was made explicitly to be a club worthy of the capital. But the capital isn't fully formed and the club, which struggles to even half-fill its fantastic stadium, faces constant pressure for buying success and in all fairness it has never shied away from that, splurging money freely to drag themselves to the top flight. Their fans relish the hate, though, and the club makes the most of its siege mentality. At this stage, however, even most boiled-on fans tend to admit that Corvistone are a fixture of the top half of the Zenith, and the impressive conveyor belt of academy talent - often first- or second-generation immigrant stock - has won them some begrudging admiration.


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9. Coret Hawks
‘The Hawks’
The Aviary (30,000)
Coret, LZC

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Clariza MEYER (27)
RB - 6 - Aine COOPER (25) [BRE]
CB - 22 - Luuna PIIRS (31) [MRN]
CB - 13 - Mahir KAPETANOVIC (29) [MYT]
LB - 3 - Sabine KEMP (29) [TMB]
RM - 25 - Cecili PEARCE (25)
CM - 15 - Savannah JOENSSON (25)
CM - 24 - Ceolwulf DRUECKER (21)
LM - 16 - Robinson SEGURA (26) [TKT]
ST - 21 - JÁRNGRÍMUR Náttúlfsson (23) [GRF]
ST - 11 - Alibek KHAUTOV (29) [DEL]

GK - 12 - Musa BILIC (23) <MYT>
RB - 17 - Diadora REEVE (35) <YZH>
CB - 19 - Markus OSTLER (23)
RM - 7 - Danielle MARADROGBA (31) [KSK]
CM - 8 - Kieron PLAYER (32) [FVA]
ST - 9 - Erik MOSELLE (33) [STL]
ST - 20 - Gareth PAWNBROKER (33)

GK - 29 - Vivian COULTHARD (20)
CB - 33 - Esther MORDAUNT (18)
LB - 23 - Taylor CURRAN (22) <BRE>
CM - 5 - Freydis LONGHOUSE (30)
CM - 10 - Stanimir REKAWIC (33) [ZRH]
LM - 18 - Zaha SELIG (24)
ST - 14 - Anders HARNIK (24)


MANAGER
Reinhard LOCKWOOD (47)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 49
ALL-TIME RANKING: 10th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (56)
NFA Cup (80)

RECENT HISTORY
89: Zenith - 7th - 68 pts
88: Zenith - 7th - 69 pts
87: Zenith - 7th - 62 pts
86: Zenith - 7th - 63 pts
85: Zenith - 4th - 76 pts - ChC

TRANSFERS
IN
Savannah Jönsson (Soldarian FC, 4m)
Esther Mordaunt (promoted)

OUT
Marian Stoepker (Crisisbless United, 4m)
Dzeneta Harker (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Rasmus Caracole, Trifon Draxler, Gerry Duffy, Isidra Jeurissen, Harald Matheson, Atalanta Skapetis, Astrid Swain, Vedran Tarashaj
Club Heroes: Gabriella Antonio, Cormak Lethbridge, Alyssa Montague, Kizza Okafor, Eudoxia Tzavaras
One-Club Men: Alex Beckett
Originally the Valkyrja Hawks, back when the Nepharan league included foreign sides from the Serenes region it used to be a part of, the Hawks eventually moved to the northeastern town of Coret to stay relevant. Historically, they've tended to be something of a yo-yo side, but in more recent times they've been a fixture of the top half, though struggling to break that UICA glass ceiling to such an extent it seemed at times there must be a curse. They have a substantial following abroad in Chromatika thanks to the signings of Alyss Montague and Gabriella Antonio, which they have tapped into with tours and targeted marketing; the latter, arguably their greatest ever player, retired at 28 to start a family. Under new management of late, Coret finally broke into the top six and now appear intent on staying there, at least for a time. Coret Rovers, the less flashy incumbents in the city, see the Hawks as upstarts, but have long since faded from relevance; in truth, Newrook City are their most prominent regional rivals, an antipathy that has grown into one of the more vicious for want of either club tending to fight for trophies.


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10. Chenoworth Harriers
‘The Harriers’
The Keel (35,000)
Chenoworth, FDN

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Sanne ZOLLER (25)
RB - 17 - Ragna DRINKWATER (27)
CB - 5 - Tristan Sveinursson BREHMER (21)
CB - 22 - Clovis HARKEN (27)
LB - 19 - Florian REISINGER (24)
CM - 6 - Naomi SCHUTZÁN (26) [MVE]
CM - 4 - Anaïs GENET (27) [SVG]
RW - 10 - Vusur RAJOVIC (27) <MYT>
AM - 21 - Amelia RUMFORD (24)
LW - 11 - Cyra LEVERET (22)
ST - 9 - Birgitta NØRUP (29) [FKR]

GK - 1 - Meinhard GATES (32)
RB - 2 - Andri MILNER (23)
CB - 3 - Davica HULL (34)
CM - 8 - Jens RUTTER (29)
AM - 16 - Velasco NARVAES (30) [FFD]
LW - 20 - Kyli PEMBROKE (28)
ST - 10 - Danita KORHAL (25)

GK - 30 - Adalbert YU (18)
CB - 26 - Liesel OCON (22)
LB - 35 - Elexa MRABET (19)
CM - 32 - Benzina ENGEN (20)
RW - 33 - Levadia MORDAUNT (19)
ST - 24 - Kai BISMARCK (21)


MANAGER
Syrene CAZADOR (52)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 18th

TROPHY CABINET
3 First Division titles (64, 77, 79)

RECENT HISTORY
89: Zenith - 10th - 59 pts
88: Zenith - 15th - 41 pts
87: Zenith - 12th - 48 pts
86: Zenith - 12th - 49 pts
85: Zenith - 14th - 44 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Tristan Sveinursson Brehmer (North Laithland, 6.5m)
Sanne Zoller (Southfell United, 6m)
Adalbert Yu (promoted)

OUT
Elida Katter (Morningstar, 750k)
Brede Laxwell (Clayquot City, free)
Diocletian Vale (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Hadrian Belfast, Angela Braugher, Victoria Carroll, Patricia Martyn, Hesterine Mercator, Klaus Murdoch, Nike Rouphos, Gerhard Thunder, Felixe Vetiver, Gareth Westmead
Club Heroes: Steven Rexmont, Markus Sheffield, Raphael Somner
Based in northwest Chenoworth and with strong Hellenic roots, the Harriers are one of the two real giants of a city that has never really looked able to fit any more. A notorious yo-yo club in the early days of the modern era, the Harriers can 'boast' four relegations - three coming between cycles 55 and 60 alone. In more recent times, though, cautious and targeted spending has ensured they can not only stay afloat in the top flight, but have at times approached the UICA places. Unsurprisingly, they count the Rovers as their only serious rivals, and tend to be the more technical and cerebral of the two sides - though Rovers fans tend to prefer 'flimsy'. For all their mixed results, though, the Harriers undoubtedly have a far stronger pedigree in youth development.


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11. Starling
‘The Passerines’
Jade Park (28,000)
Starling, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Rhiannon FAWN (26) [MRT]
RB - 18 - Crispin FREMONT (26)
CB - 2 - Tamiika VINE (26)
CB - 6 - Martin PEARCE (27) [EUR]
LB - 26 - Avyaan PARAMAR (27) [SNL]
CM - 4 - René AIGNER (27) [CMT]
CM - 19 - Maruschka KOERVER (28)
RW - 7 - Ruslan NOVIKOV (27) [SVJ]
AM - 21 - THYRILL Bjarnhéðinsson (22) [CMT]
LW - 11 - Ascalon COFFEY (25)
ST - 15 - Satine VALENZA (27)

GK - 12 - Annabelle PRESS (35)
CB - 22 - Sana CAMPBELL (25) [SNL]
LB - 3 - Laviska CANTICLE (32)
CM - 25 - Kite ROCASTLE (29)
RW - 13 - Valérie NOIR (27) [CMT]
AM - 10 - Lukas WOLF (31) [SWR]
ST - 9 - Steffie GARRETT (33) [CDG]

GK - 20 - Lukas PROWL (23)
RB - 17 - Braylee NORTH (22) [EFL]
CB - 24 - Colossus MUSCAT (25)
CM - 23 - Sandre FINCH (23)
LW - 16 - Helje CANDLES (20)
ST - 14 - Avissa VECSEI (24)


MANAGER
Adalheid METZELDER (57)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 59
ALL-TIME RANKING: 11th

TROPHY CABINET
2 Premiership titles (63, 64)
2 NFA Cups (70, 88)
First Division title (60)
Champions Cup (64)
Super Cup (64)
Dwile Invitational (74)
Ramsey Shield (71)

RECENT HISTORY
89: Zenith - 12th - 54 pts
88: Zenith - 3rd - 73 pts - ChC
87: Zenith - 8th - 59 pts
86: Zenith - 13th - 47 pts
85: Zenith - 11th - 47 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Helje Candles (promoted)

OUT
Cyra Leveret (Southfell United, 4m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Evangeline Aschenbach, Lyre Castor, Xanthe Hauser, Estrella Hawke, Elsa Kaelin, Konrad Lovelace, Reinhard Meixner, Hyacinth Surman
Club Heroes: Keira Andisori, Liam Armstrong, Christian Berg, Justinian Hargrave, Deirdre McNessa, Sean Smørdal, Kurtis Warner
Iconic Manager: Amethyst Fegelein
Starling are the standout 'Football Manager' story of Nephara, perhaps even the world. In the Passerines' first Premiership season, they were relegated despite a strong side on paper. In their second, they stayed up. In their third... they won the league. In their fourth, they won the league and Champions Cup. They've never looked back, and incorporated a golden star and golden trim into their crests and kits to commemorate these victories. Starling is a small city to the north of Crisisbless, the first sign of civilisation heading south from the Northern Vale. As a result, they have a firmly established antipathy against Crisisbless and the two main Valesider clubs, Corvette and Leichhardt, without being the main rival of any of them. They've used the proceeds of their victories carefully, trying to build the club's infrastructure up and provide a platform to keep competing; they may not have the catchment or wealth to be entrenched as one of the big dogs forever, but their Golden Age has made them one of Nephara's most recognised sides abroad regardless.


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11. Vermillion Rage
‘The Rage’
The Full Fifty (50,000)
Vermillion, PAR

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Sinric ASTON (29)
RB - 6 - Katalin WRIGHT (27)
CB - 5 - Ana LETOV (31) [SVJ]
CB - 18 - Hamish JEONG Harcourt (25) <BRE>
LB - 3 - Druzhina SHARP (26)
CM - 8 - Lienke COVOLAN (29) <BRE>
DM - 25 - Rutger CURTIN (27)
CM - 15 - Wiglaf BRIBITZER (28)
RW - 23 - Laurent BÉRINGER (29) [SVG]
ST - 9 - Merrill GRANT (27)
LW - 16 - Oskar HESKETH (23)

GK - 20 - Mars STANHOPE (24)
RB - 17 - Hengist METCALFE (22)
CB - 2 - Konrad GREEN (24)
DM - 4 - Gareth SORRELL (33)
CM - 13 - Levantin STOKES (20)
RW - 26 - Vetta CROSETTI (26) <EUR>
ST - 7 - Andrianos PETRAS (32) [VDR]

GK - 30 - Jezaille KRASKA (19)
CB - 32 - Helga VICKERS (18)
LB - 39 - Gareth REITEN (19)
CM - 21 - Mervat CREWE (24)
ST - 10 - Jacqui SPARHAWK (24)
LW - 11 - Elsebeth FARRIER (30)


MANAGER
Leila RAMELOW (46)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 8th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (50)
3 NFA Cups (75, 85, 86)
Campionato Esportivano di Campeones (62)

RECENT HISTORY
89: Zenith - 13th - 50 pts
88: Zenith - 10th - 51 pts
87: Zenith - 11th - 51 pts
86: Zenith - 11th - 50 pts - CWC
85: Zenith - 9th - 54 pts - CWC

TRANSFERS
IN
Jezaille Kraska (promoted)
Helga Vickers (promoted)

OUT
Ilayda Cannon (retired)
Yves Carroll (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Kestrel Anharbour, Gazzincha, Saskia Hasselbaink, Sander Katarec, Rachael Kellen, Radeka Lind, Ferena Rauch, Birgit Sternberg
Club Heroes: Hye Min Jeong, Kunibert Rosenfeld, Victoria Maersk, Marios Tzavellas, Morgan Underwood
One-Club Woman: Ilayda Cannon
Vermillion could perhaps have been a real giant of Nepharan football were it not for timing. They were a prominent challenger in the pre-UICA era, fuelled by a blatant money-laundering operation, but just a couple of years into the modern era, the Rage slammed face-first into financial ruin, got relegated, and never fully recovered. Arguably a sleeping giant, Vermillion have always been more concerned with looking good and flashy than grinding out results. While still not exactly Takil - this is still Nephara - anything less than an attractive, attack-minded, fast-paced style of football would not be tolerated either by the fans or the board. Vermillion's brand is to entertain. While they don't exactly love the upstart Vermillion Wanderers to the south, their true rivals are Parrhesia United to the north. The two sides have both had their own boom-and-bust cycles; presently, Vermillion are enjoying Parrhesia's spectacular bust even more than their own relative boom, and have managed to seriously annoy the Saints by poaching their players. Indeed, while very few players tend to cross rivalry divides across the rest of Nephara, the Saints and the Rage have a penchant for trying to grab each others' talent. The name of their new stadium alludes to the capacity; their old ground, the Iron Hill, had a capacity agonisingly short of the mark, at 49,500. Like most old Nepharan stadiums, it was a hideous brutalist monstrosity; the rebuild was necessary for basic amenities to be in place.


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13. Chardonnay Rangers
‘The Rangers’
Floriade Park (17,500)
Crisisbless, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 20 - Cuthbert STROMA (25)
RB - 2 - Athelstan WESTBROOK (24)
CB - 5 - Trahern MUELLER (28)
CB - 19 - Adé PASQUIER (27) [KOR]
LB - 22 - Opal MATTHEWS (25)
RM - 13 - Lelei RUTZLER (24)
CM - 4 - ZHAXI Jianzan (24) [YZH]
CM - 23 - Senja NIEMI (30) [SRS]
LM - 16 - Lysandra OSPREY (28)
ST - 14 - Riley STRATHFIELD (27) [SYL]
ST - 10 - LIANG Wei (29) [YZH]

GK - 1 - Ivan MASTERLY (29)
RB - 26 - Fiona LYONS (33)
CB - 6 - Jolyne CROSSLEY (26)
RM - 7 - Colt GUILDER (21)
CM - 11 - Casey GRIFFIN (21)
CM - 15 - Sara HOLSTER (30)
ST - 17 - Willem TANZER (28)

GK - 30 - April SCHUMANN (18)
CB - 18 - Barth GUZMAN (34)
LB - 22 - Caracal PAGE (33)
CM - 33 - Hatti NILSON (19)
LM - 36 - Crowdia ALWEATHER (19)
ST - 21 - Clemente ODEN (30) [CMT]
ST - 28 - Corren PRESTOR (20)


MANAGER
Gerik RAMSEY (53)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: --

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (86)

RECENT HISTORY
89: Zenith - 11th - 55 pts
88: Zenith - 17th - 38 pts
87: 1Div - 1st - 87 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Hatti Nilson (promoted)
April Schumann (promoted)

OUT
Yente Shulthis (retired)
Charis Theoklitos (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Eloise Parrish
Club Heroes: Lysandra Osprey, Cynthia Rayne
The Rangers have achieved the remarkable feat of going from the Premiership to the Conference, and have now rebounded most of the way back. They used to be noted for youth development, trusting an inexperienced side and producing five-cap winger Eloise Parrish for the national team, but it's clear the current board is working for the short-term, at least until they get back to the top. After a slight relocation that prompted a name change, they operate from the northeast Crisisbless outskirts, and have only recently completed a new boutique stadium. Since their rebrand they've sometimes been known derisively as 'the Planes' for how their bowman crest looks at a distance.


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14. Chatswood
The Axes
Westcroft (28,000)
Treason, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Merethe KORTENAUER (23)
RB - 2 - August KOVAC (30)
CB - 19 - Garrett SHANGYUAN (27) <YZH>
CB - 6 - Luka POLICHEV (25) <MYT>
LB - 3 - Diandra WEISS (27)
RM - 23 - Kilika MATTHIS (24)
CM - 13 - Simon DEMIRJIAN (28) [DEL]
CM - 8 - Natale CORVEN (26)
LM - 16 - Jackie FROGGATT (29) [ELM]
ST - 7 - Röémün ÇÍDH (36) [FFD]
ST - 15 - Miriam COSTNER (27)

GK - 20 - Carri BOXWOOD (25)
RB - 17 - Sander ILINDEN (30)
CB - 5 - Luka HAZALUTA (34) [MRT]
DM - 4 - Ruben ALBERT (35) [DEL]
CM - 14 - Lothar KONDRAT (23)
LM - 11 - Hector WALKER (30) [SNL]
ST - 9 - Markus STURDEVANT (33)

GK - 30 - Arran HEMLOCKE (19)
CB - 22 - Sigurd COOKE (35)
LB - 26 - Estrise SCHAEFER (21)
RM - 23 - Varlam KOVALEV (33) [DEL]
CM - 29 - Anlisa FENWICK (24)
ST - 10 - Aisling CARRAWAY (23) <BRE>
ST - 37 - Tristan GARNER (19)

RB - 18 - Trysha AINSLEY (24)


MANAGER
Goran VERBECK (61)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 51
ALL-TIME RANKING: 17th

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (51, 80)
2 NFA Cups (56, 81)

RECENT HISTORY
89: Zenith - 14th - 47 pts
88: Zenith - 13th - 47 pts
87: 1Div - 2nd - 77 pts - P

TRANSFERS
IN
August Kovac (Crisisbless, 3m)
Tristan Garner (promoted)

OUT
Xander Lackey (Bradwell Saints, free)
Trysha Ainsley (Lindwurm Delta, loan)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Claire Beresford, Ulrich Beresford, Helmut Chilmark, Tzipporah Cohen, Ace Flynn, Dieter Konoval
Club Heroes: Gary Corsie, Mikko Haagensen, Devane Miller, Marijana Kuralay, Darius Rashkin, Vince Riggs, Alhambra Shrike
One-Club Men: Brescia Stubbs
Iconic Manager: Emery Lineker
Treason's second club, in the West of the city. It's got a hard-nosed, physical reputation, fanned by many a successful, battling Premiership performance. After years of punching above their weight and sporadically managing UICA qualification, it seems as though the Axes have come crashing down to earth, and settled into a more yo-yo pattern. Their main rivals are AFC Treason, which is considered to be the major Treason derby; they also have a strong and relatively recent hate for Morningstar, who are nearby, share Emery Lineker as their first Premiership manager, and share a general club ethos. After quirks of fixturing lead to a series of steel vs. silk clashes on final Premiership matchdays, in which Chatswood constantly played spoiler, there's also a fierce rivalry with Brinemouth. But Chatswood have always kind of had an 'us against the world' mentality. They're chippy, and you will always remember playing them; they take pride in that. ‘Axes’ refers not only to the Wood, but is a clever nod to the term ‘hatchet man’.


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15. Raven River
‘The Ferrymen’
Bridgeside Overlook (36,000)
Sabrefell, ARI

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Viktor HELLMUTH (24)
RB - 2 - Zander MERSEA (26)
CB - 18 - August WARNER (23)
CB - 22 - Tristan HAWKER (28)
LB - 26 - Petra MARKHAM (21)
CM - 15 - Lena BEXFORD (23)
DM - 5 - Adele GUILDENSTERN (29) [ZWZ]
CM - 10 - Amelia STANTON (30) [SYL]
AM - 8 - Diana CLEMENTI (28) [ZWZ]
ST - 9 - Serge CONRAD (26)
ST - 13 - Visse BRASS (28)

GK - 20 - GABRIELLA Hárlaugsdóttir (34) [GRF]
CB - 19 - Clara BRIVIO (34) [PFA]
LB - 3 - Minotauro MEÑICA (31) [DEL]
DM - 6 - Aulay STEFANS (30)
CM - 11 - GUAN Teying (20) [YZH]
AM - 21 - Zara LEVIN (32)
ST - 7 - Cheney SAUNDERS (22) <EUR>

GK - 25 - Kysha BURNES (20)
RB - 2 - Spinnelle PAWSON (24)
CB - 33 - Saveska BAHR (19)
CM - 14 - Alpin CLERY (34) [SRS]
CM - 35 - Schiandra HEWETT (19)
ST - 12 - Remus TALABEC (20) <CYI>
ST - 38 - Lia CALLISTER (18)


MANAGER
Chimera MOXHAM (39)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 14th

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (62, 66)
NFA Cup (60)

RECENT HISTORY
89: Zenith - 16th - 35 pts
88: Zenith - 14th - 46 pts
87: Zenith - 16th - 35 pts
86: Zenith - 9th - 60 pts
85: Zenith - 10th - 47 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Zander Mersea (Brinemouth, 6m)
Guan Teying (Beian Rovers, 2m)
Saveska Bahr (promoted)
Lia Callister (promoted)

OUT
Mercy Valdemar (Tihon, 10m)
Diadora Parkes (Stahlburg City, 3m)
Paavo Lindgren (Sivolvia Capitalizt, 1.5m)
Priscilla Avery (Ceramadhion Lynx FC, free)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Isabella Cassadore, Lukas Finnan, Ruby Gjasula, Rutger Locke, Karin Machan, Kaya Naumoff, Ferenc Kubala, Diogenes Kutris, Kylie Penrith, Althea Taliadoros, Matt Vintner, Nikolas Vikmanis
Club Heroes: Matt Bowerman, Diette Daleiden, Kurtis Fitzmarten, Olgina Harrison, Barry Kearney, Franz Kesteren, Zivka Petkovic, Nikita Reeve, Daniella Strauss
River are one of the many secondary Sabrefell sides that have had plenty of time bouncing between the two top tiers. The titular River splits west Sabrefell from east, and the club's stadium overlooks it - a fitting legacy of their humble beginnings, formed by the city's ferrymen. It has never really had ideas beyond its station, and has always cultivated a good relationship with other Sabrefell sides, particularly the sister club Diamondqueen that it helped lift out of obscurity with a series of loans and profile-boosting friendlies. The exception is Athletic, and River are one of the three main sides who absolutely cannot stand the Rams - in their case, the grievance stems back to an incident of fan violence that's by now decades old, where a River fan was attacked in a case of totally mistaken identity. When Chariots ultras retaliated by beating up the Athletic supporters responsible, it created a particularly strong bond between the two sides.


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16. Goodfeather FC
‘The Quakers’
Steelchurch (32,500)
Crisisbless, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Auberine PERIDOT (30)
RB - 17 - Alyssa CRISTANTE (27)
CB - 5 - Malai YARLUT (31) [SRS]
CB - 19 - Sam RYMAN (28) [EUR]
LB - 3 - Daniel CHANDLER (25)
CM - 14 - Vladimir ORAKHIN (29) [SVJ]
DM - 13 - Marcia DANMARCH (22)
CM - 20 - Tatiana KELL (27)
AM - 11 - Hecate ZELLER (25)
ST - 7 - Rafko JELENC (24) <MYT>
ST - 10 - Cecilija RIUGA (27) [SRS]

GK - 20 - Carline SEVETZ (22)
CB - 18 - Camoa BERENDT (20)
LB - 22 - Ziza JEWELL (31)
DM - 4 - Casey ANZEHELM (30)
CM - 23 - Czigany VAS (32) [PAS]
AM - 8 - Muse BLACKBURN (34)
ST - 9 - Dashaun HOWARD (32) [DEL]

GK - 30 - Livia THORNE (19)
CB - 6 - Leo EMMERICH (34)
CM - 15 - Sangfroid EWAN (22)
CM - 33 - Isla FORREST (18)
ST - 16 - Sheva ALLARD (22)
ST - 36 - Jordani FLECK (19)


MANAGER
Katenza MUHREN (48)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 49
ALL-TIME RANKING: 17th

TROPHY CABINET
2 First Division titles (70, 88)

RECENT HISTORY
89: Zenith - 15th - 35 pts
88: 1Div - 1st - 75 pts - P
87: 1Div - 7th - 63 pts
86: 1Div - 3rd - 73 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Isla Forrest (promoted)
Livia Thorne (promoted)

OUT
Nichi Pomander (Adanac City, free)
Dala Etoka (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Artur Bierofka, Isadora Caravella, Falcon Case, Pandora Dukakis, Raven Forster, Seona Gale, Rain Methven, Kurtis Rakeruth, Sebastian Seward
Club Heroes: Rita Farlane, Andrey Rettinger, Mic Willans
One-Club Men: Marisa Leitner, Rachael Loxley
The Quakers, so named for representing the relative Protestant hotbed of Nephara, are noted for a gorgeous kit and a traditional emphasis on technical play. Comfortably situated in eastern Crisisbless, they've traditionally floated freely between the top two tiers, enjoying high highs and suffering some low lows along the way. They're well-renowned for a faith in youth, especially from their own academy.


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17. Barossia United
‘The Shrikes’
Woden Avenue (28,000)
Covenant, BAR

ROSTER
GK - 20 - Li LINDHOLM (25) [VAL]
RB - 3 - LEONA Jörvarsdóttir (28) [GRF]
CB - 5 - Alessander KEATON (22)
CB - 14 - Dismas ANDERSON (27)
LB - 19 - Tersi ALAIN (25)
CM - 4 - Chelsea CRAWFORD (33) [HAN]
CM - 15 - Borisow MRKELA (30) [ZRH]
RW - 13 - Luka DJORDIC (27) [ZRH]
AM - 11 - Revelle SZUSZA (27)
LW - 10 - Scalena WOODWRIGHT (29)
ST - 21 - Lindley ASHER (26)

GK - 1 - November BESAND (36)
CB - 18 - Bwahi HERRON (34) [CMT]
LB - 22 - Rhys VANNEY (31)
CM - 8 - Mikael KERSEY (23)
AM - 7 - Ged HARRIS (24)
LW - 16 - Harrietta MILLER (29)
ST - 26 - Dzira MAY (25)

GK - 25 - Juno ELSINORE (20)
RB - 2 - Elara SHAW (22)
CB - 6 - Tremeka SEWARD (33)
CM - 23 - Anastasia BYSTROM (33) [SRS]
RW - 12 - Alyzha LIND (22)
ST - 9 - Torvi KELLER (20)


MANAGER
Leigh FLUTE (59)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 47th

RECENT HISTORY
88: 1Div - 2nd - 72 pts - P
87: 1Div - 9th - 56 pts
86: Zenith - 19th - 33 pts - R
85: 1Div - 3rd - 68 pts - P
84: 1Div - 4th - 68 pts

TRANSFERS
IN
Alessander Keaton (Brinemouth, 5m)
Scalena Woodwright (Aries Chariots, 4m)
Li Lindholm (Rolalas FC, 3.5m)
Torvi Keller (promoted)

OUT
Jens Kirsch (Avondale Beach, 3m)
Julia Kamasz (retired)
Ida Roesling (retired)
Kylene Rotariu (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Szalai Fowler, Chary Longstreet, Lukas Kiraly
Club Heroes: Ella Bramwell, Lysander Ciman, Ida Roesling, Markus Teamster
Formerly named Rhagant, Barossia United's catchment now counts the confluence of large towns that ultimately coalesced into the city of Covenant. A wild sprawl, layer upon layer in an oddly heartbreaking ambition, Covenant is an apt backdrop for the chaotic club it calls its own. United have a proud history, an inaugural Premiership side, but they fell long and hard into crushing disrepair before their recent renaissance. They've always played a hard-nosed, direct brand of football.


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18. Iron City
’The Cataphracts’
Swordgarden (35,000)
Iron, BAR

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Kilroy HAGEN (30)
RB - 5 - Harri GLASS (27)
CB - 2 - Howell PAYTON (28)
CB - 6 - Thorsten BAIER (24) [VAL]
LB - 18 - Annett KRUEGER (24) [VAL]
RM - 7 - Vella MORGAN (23)
CM - 8 - Kyra MIJANCAS (24) [MRT]
CM - 15 - Hadrian CROWELL (23)
LM - 16 - Paulane ROEDER (22)
ST - 9 - Ronan BRYAN (28) [EUR]
ST - 10 - Estina McGILL (23) [SRS]

GK - 1 - Skye FELICITY (29)
CB - 3 - Merric CARNEY (23)
LB - 20 - Maria KROGER (32)
CM - 21 - Andre GANNON (32)
RM - 23 - Manx STEWARD (23)
AM - 13 - Page ROOKWORTH (33)
ST - 14 - Yasmin BANTICH (22)

GK - 30 - Garland BLAKE (19)
RB - 33 - Adrian WINGETT (18)
CB - 19 - Holger WIGHT (35)
CM - 4 - Dario RASKIN (33)
LM - 11 - Sander LINN (33)
ST - 17 - Genna VARITEK (20)
ST - 26 - Cathi SLEATOR (30)


MANAGER
Bess GANNON (62)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 30th

TROPHY CABINET
First Division title (81)

RECENT HISTORY
89: 1Div - 2nd - 79 pts - P

TRANSFERS
IN
Estina McGill (Han Dold City, 5m)
Kyra Mijancas (Mazinaw Vanorian, 5m)
Annett Krueger (Mar Sara FC, 4m)
Thorsten Baier (Mar Sara FC, 4m)
Genna Varitek (promoted)
Adrian Wingett (promoted)

OUT
Dean Clyde (Armstrong, 600k)
Fabienne Sontag (Ingram Township, 300k)
Sara Brett (retired)
Lukas Storrin (retired)
Starling Clovis (Lazuli Diamonds, loan)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Rook Aldridge, Elaine Ashdown, Roanne Fairfax, Palina Leopold, Katerina Olexander, Tess Wintergren
Club Heroes: Anders Bowman, Claribel Overfelt, Ida Preussler, Elisabeth Sand, Martel Sevecke
One-Club Men: Lara Winter
The original Premiership yo-yo club, Iron City have the dubious record of having suffered five relegations from the top flight in the modern era, a long-standing record. That said, their fans would kill for that status now - they seem to be stranded in midtable in the second tier, and were even recently relegated to the third. Iron itself is a small, bleak, industrial city in northern Barossia, and the club traditionally plays bleak, industrial football - but on the other hand, Elaine Ashdown came from here, and book-ended her career at the club. Indeed, the club have an odd gift for unearthing talented players who have to leave their coal-choked surroundings to spread their wings and fly.


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19. Corinthians No Longer
‘CNL’
Pinnacle Park (22,000)
Creed, CRE

ROSTER
GK - 1 - Aidan SEAGER (25)
RB - 2 - MATEZ-ZULZK Uzo (28) [QUS]
CB - 18 - HU Jiewen (30) [YZH]
CB - 6 - Nathanaël NDÒSI (31) [SWR]
LB - 19 - Fiona ZIDLER (26)
CM - 10 - Cathinka TRIER-NEU (23) [ZWZ]
DM - 4 - Malia RENBERG (29) [SRS]
CM - 21 - Katarin BRANDT (22)
RW - 11 - Rohan WILLIAMS (29) [CNR]
ST - 13 - Caelan McINTYRE (30) [TLI]
LW - 16 - Freya PEREZ (29) [MRT]

GK - 12 - Tana JANKAUSKAS (22) [BRE]
RB - 27 - Athelweard WRIGHT (23)
CB - 22 - Esther CARNEY (25)
DM - 8 - Erika CANDLING (33)
CM - 20 - Auburn DAESCHER (33)
RW - 7 - Irenke FENYVESI (31) [PAS]
ST - 9 - Esthi SCHUSTER (21)

GK - 25 - Mercia WILLIAMS (20)
CB - 5 - Antony BLOCKHOUSE (20)
LB - 3 - Mia TURNBULL (30) [CMT]
CM - 23 - Fabian GEBAUER (20)
ST - 39 - Tasha ULSTER (18)
LW - 14 - Corselette REEFER (22)


MANAGER
Kurtis RAKERUTH (57)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: 86
ALL-TIME RANKING: 52nd

RECENT HISTORY
89: Zenith - 17th - 31 pts
88: Zenith - 18th - 30 pts
87: Zenith - 13th - 44 pts
86: Zenith - 15th - 38 pts
85: 1Div - 2nd - 74 pts - P

TRANSFERS
IN
Fiona Zidler (Southfell United, 5m)
Tana Jankauskas (Pur State, free)
Tasha Ulster (promoted)

OUT
Caelan Wright (Couno Rangers, 7m)
Gerhard Joiner (Stahlbnurg Rovers, 3m)
Godwin Stoker (Stahlburg Rovers, 2m)
Victoria Remeikis (retired)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Avarice Province
Club Heroes: Graf Bronze, Adrian Feruga, Anibal Troche
The growing city of Creed has traditionally been dominated by Creed United, but CNL are actually their oldest club; Creed Corinthians are proudly one of the oldest clubs in the nation. For a century, they resolutely refused to turn professional, staying true to their amateur status and club name... until, on their centennial anniversary, they reversed this. The club has benefited from Creed's growth, and capitalised on their potential as they bounded rapidly up the divisions. Naturally, United see them as wealthy upstarts who could do with a good stomping.


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20. Crisisbless United
‘The Chequers’
The Chessboard (38,000)
Crisisbless, CHD

ROSTER
GK - 12 - Tamika HARRIDAN (25)
RB - 2 - Tandi WILHELM (23)
CB - 5 - Zalman RODARA (31) [SRS]
CB - 6 - Anibal BARRA (30) [KOR]
LB - 19 - Paige DEWINTER (29)
CM - 20 - Kayleigh REID (32) [TLI]
CM - 4 - Marian STOEPKER (23)
RW - 23 - Shay RUTGERS (25)
AM - 15 - Pandora FALCONE (21)
LW - 16 - Hartli FENECH (22)
ST - 11 - Topaz CAULKER (27)

GK - 25 - Jocasta FREY (21)
CB - 22 - Dimitar INGOLD (31)
LB - 3 - Lori CILLIAN (29)
CM - 26 - Tristan HAVEK (29)
AM - 13 - Constantine WREN (33)
LW - 10 - Dimitra KARVELAS (33)
ST - 14 - Catrin DAVIS (26)

GK - 1 - Dorothea SOUMARE (36) [ASU]
RB - 17 - Tori ALLEN (33) [CDG]
CB - 26 - Bernard ROYSTON (27)
CM - 21 - Zyta PENRITH (30)
RW - 38 - Donna CORAN (19) <BRE>
ST - 9 - Mercia CALSHOT (27)


MANAGER
Volga HOELLERER (58)

PREMIERSHIP DEBUT: Inaugural
ALL-TIME RANKING: 13th

TROPHY CABINET
3 First Division titles (70, 85, 89)

[b]RECENT HISTORY

89: 1Div - 1st - 83 pts - P
86: Zenith - 18th - 34 pts
85: 1Div - 1st - 75 pts - P

TRANSFERS
IN
Marian Stoepker (Coret Hawks, 4m)
Paige Dewinter (Aries Chariots, 3m)

OUT
Mathilde Keller (Galaxy SC, 5m)
Jane Fussell (Alliance Barossia, 1.5m)


BACKGROUND
Notable Products: Andrea Cawdor, Riga Demetry, Jade Irwin, Shiida Roesler, Andreas Sparwasser
Club Heroes: Pablo Corderro, Rook Klinsmann, Samantha Rhinestone, Sigrun Rivers, Andreas Rourke
One-Club Men: Rebecca Strachan
Iconic Manager: Matilda Heisenberg
One of Crisisbless' secondary sides, United's deliberate study of contrasts of kit compared to the Heelers' has lead to plenty of jibes. But few people have been laughing at United since they've become a top-flight fixture, in which they won a lot of friends with forthright attacking football and survived for many years against the odds. To wear the red-and-black chequers is to embrace pace, fluidity, elan... and Cup thrashings, as the Chequers are responsible for three of the four times a side has scored ten or more unanswered goals in the Cup. They consider the match against Crisisbless to be the 'true' Crisisbless derby, and given Goodfeather's mediocrity in more recent times, they're probably right.
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1. North Laithland
Last Season: 3rd
Stadium: The Bluegrass (48,000)
Nickname: the Spiders
Manager: Malicia Jensen (64)
(3-5-2) 1 - Amber Turner (30, CDG); 3 - Deli Sinka (31, SRS), 5 - Axel Bahr (27), 18 - Alexandra Gantry (24); 2 - Trishi Csatar (29), 20 - Traci Keener (23), 4 - Cintia Flaxen (30), 8 - Eustaquio Abaya (31, FFD), 12 - Sadahige Masuda (24, KOR); 7 - Maria Zambrotta (31, JUE), 11 - Severa Freeport (25)
Notable Reserves: 23 - GK - Alisander Sandford (34), 25 - GK - Keeli Shannon (22); 3 - LWB - Sandra Quoll (24), 6 - CM - Lisle Cain (23), 9 - ST - Chirstoforos Lazelis (35, VDR), 13 - ST - Moran Stensness (25), 15 - CM - Athena Sinodinos (34), 16 - ST - Anders Makar (24), 17 - DM - Steffi Gandling (24), 26 - RWB - Jule Wassmuth (25), 27 - CM - Passion Karling (22)

BACKGROUND The Rangers have achieved the remarkable feat of going from the Premiership to the Conference, and have now rebounded most of the way back. They used to be noted for youth development, trusting an inexperienced side and producing five-cap winger Eloise Parrish for the national team, but it's clear the current board is working for the short-term, at least until they get back to the top. After a slight relocation that prompted a name change, they operate from the northeast Crisisbless outskirts, and have only recently completed a new boutique stadium. Since their rebrand they've sometimes been known derisively as 'the Planes' for how their bowman crest looks at a distance.

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2. New Oakstone Phoenix
Last Season: 6th
Stadium: River Heart (26,000)
Nickname: Nixi
Manager: Audrey Kennett (49)
(4-4-2) 1 - Catalina Valencia (29, VLD); 26 - Erin Fry (28, EUR), 5 - Aoriasu Aeave (26, KOR), 22 - Chelsi Ponder (30), 14 - Fluorspar Talmay (28); 7 - Catrine Antelmi-Evans (29), 4 - Charlotte Masquelier (27, MRT), 8 - Sverre Uzuni (24), 13 - Moreno Keel (25, CMT); 9 - Ariel Ballard (29), 10 - Annika St. Cleer (27, EFL)
Notable Reserves: 2 - RB - Caspar Laufenn (32), 3 - LB - Rowan Findlay (35, TLI), 6 - CM - Saunder Carrow (28), 11 - LM - Ingmar Loesser (28), 15 - RM - June Rinehart (22), 16 - ST - Zdenka Vavra (34, SRS), 19 - CM - Luther Harrizon (24), 23 - CB - Espen Reed (23), 27 - ST - Ruth Chambers (24)

BACKGROUND The first former Premiership club to sink to the state leagues, and now aspiring to return to their former heights. The Phoenix benefited incidentally from the settlement of Corvistone, having been swallowed up by the city's development in a region now known as New Oakstone for its disproportionate number of northern Euran refugee immigrants, and it is an ambitious Euran consortium that now hopes to propel them back to the Zenith.

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3. North Sabrefell
Last Season: 4th
Stadium: Plumeria Lane (24,000)
Nickname: the Bohemians
Manager: Marisha Cade (50)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Djordje Avramovic (25); 2 - Rabia Safarov (29, SRS), 22 - Lianne Northrup (34, ZWZ), 6 - Felix Carter (22), 18 - Tamsin Nevetny (28); 4 - Gawain Deveney (25), 8 - Jenna Esling (25); 10 - Sophi Esmereld (27), 14 - Meliza Audrey (30), 13 - Cassie Bankston (28, CDG); 9 - Kieran Lofthouse (26)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Penelope Banner (32), 20 - GK - Vasil Klein (20); 5 - RB - Kearney Sallet (22), 7 - RW - Eurydice Hastings (24), 15 - CM - Platinum Andrews (23), 16 - AM - Zara Carrow (29), 17 - ST - Ognian Zesiger (22), 19 - CB - Natalia Levack (35), 25 - CM - Esme Clapford (24), 26 - LB - Sissi Fastolf (23), 33 - CM - Megaera Sanderson (20)

BACKGROUND North Sabrefell haven't really made an impact on Nephara, traditionally speaking, but they've risen respectably of late. It's regarded, sometimes derided, as something of a bohemian wasteland full of drug-addled students, and they've embraced the nickname accordingly. They've recently had a cash injection from Brenecian mining tycoon Bruce Harker, but strict Nepharan ownership rules prevent him from taking a majority share - even so, expect him to influence the side forwards. They're rivals with nearby, more affluent Belgrave.

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4. Newrook City
Last Season: 19th (Zenith)
Stadium: Twilight Ridge (36,000)
Nickname: the Rooks
Manager: Hecubah Statkis (53)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Jasmine Hsu (24); 2 - Syrene Fischer (33), 17 - Arnulf Gostler (30, SRS), 18 - Priscilla Graves (32), 3 - Gretelyn Pendress (26); 4 - Mathilde Barthet (27, CMT), 19 - Harper McKay (29, AUD); 23 - Elias Hagen (28, VAL), 14 - Ida Lancer (32), 13 - Lyn Sheen (24); 15 - Beatan Shearer (25)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Florine Sheaton (31), 25 - GK - Klara Easterling (20); 7 - RW - Simon Clain (24), 8 - CM - Lionel Beckett (23), 9 - ST - Dauntless Carrick (33), 11 - LW - Zlata Perkuna (31, SRS), 22 - CB - Rodolf Edelgard (21), 26 - RB - Cameron Hayes (22)

BACKGROUND The original Premiership yo-yo club, Iron City have the dubious record of having suffered five relegations from the top flight in the modern era (tied with Newrook). That said, their fans would kill for that status now - they seem to be stranded in midtable in the second tier, and were even recently relegated to the third. Iron itself is a small, bleak, industrial city in northern Barossia, and the club traditionally plays bleak, industrial football - but on the other hand, Elaine Ashdown came from here, and book-ended her career at the club.

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5. Cranequin Wanderers
Last Season: 5th
Stadium: Ebony Lane (48,000)
Nickname: the Wanderers
Manager: Lind Scholar (56)
(4-2-3-1) 12 - Hanna Bayliss (32); 2 - Athel Scarnett (27), 18 - John Leitch (24), 22 - Cat Baxton (33), 3 - Corren Speaker (25); 25 - Aloxius Keller (23), 4 - Cynthi Graves (25); 23 - Shashi Chey (25, SRS), 10 - Sander Berenger (29), 26 - Rovetta Cornwell (21); 15 - Kieran Beaumont (30, TKT)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Esme Haverford (29); 6 - LB - Ilya Netrayev (34, SVJ), 7 - RW - Briston Rellingwood (31, TKT), 8 - AM - Alexis Sutter (32), 9 - ST - Emile Scarlett (27), 11 - LW - Bellona Sadler (33)

BACKGROUND Cranequin is Nephara's smallest state capital, with a generally cultural focus and bohemian reputation. It was a one-club city - that club being the Wanderers - for a while, but Cranequin City's prominence of late has created a rivalry. Usually found in the bottom half of the Premiership, the Wanderers have suffered three relegations to the second tier in the modern era but they tend to bounce back quickly. Their primary tactical legacy has been pioneering controversial patient possession football in Nephara, to some success - it's a blueprint they've since returned to. At six relegations, have set the record for the worst top-flight side.

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6. Creed United
Last Season: 8th
Stadium: Gardengate (26,000)
Nickname: the Oathmen
Manager: Ursa Dimitar (51)
(4-4-2) 1 - Pavel Owings (28); 26 - Gaxi Montoy (22), 19 - Emil Dajo (30), 6 - Ashrata Barkaan (35, SRS), 3 - Sara Cantrell (29); 23 - Fox Vitaris (26), 4 - Gareth Burnes (23), 7 - Etheldreda Koren (27), 11 - Miranda Anderson (31, CMT); 17 - Angus Guinness (32, TKT), 21 - Kita Farrell (24)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Brut Kerris (35), 25 - GK - Karli Tremaine (22); 2 - RB - Tristan Esterling (32), 5 - CB - Tevye Barker (32), 9 - ST - Olga Leung (23), 14 - ST - Ben Wiederganger (23), 18 - LB - Palla Koenen (32), 23 - RM - Julietta Prow (21)

BACKGROUND Creed is a small city in the far northwest of Nephara, and it has a similar kind of dry, rough-edged character to the rest of Crownsend. United are its traditional powerhouse, and have only really recently managed to crack the top tier thanks to a golden generation, staying there for a shade under nine years and at one point managing to get into the knockout rounds of the Globe Cup. The hope was that they'd 'pull a Starling' - the reality was that selling their best players for huge fees and having a questionable record of reinvestment meant they eventually reverted to the mean. Still, like many of Nephara's lesser cities, Creed is growing in size and prominence, and being their single relevant club has significant benefits for the Oathmen - a nickname that stems from a legendary regiment of halberdiers that made a name for themselves during the Wars of the Long Marches, and the oath each swore to fight to the last. However, Corinthians No Longer have recently come to prominence, against whom Creed have defined themselves as the club of soldiers and workers.

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7. Southfell United
Last Season: 20th (Zenith)
Stadium: Brightley Arena (44,000)
Nickname: the Tanners
Manager: Nikita Loeher (54)
(4-3-3) 20 - Leo Kjetill (25); 13 - Jane Arceka (29, TKT), 17 - Locke Hayes (25), 4 - Archer Flat (40, AUD), 22 - Leva Fernand (26); 6 - Sczeila Milner (28), 5 - Chantal Scarlett (24), 8 - Finn Stockwood (21); 23 - Gudrun Hunter (21), 9 - Malin Telle (27, VAL), 11 - Andrea Braxton (28)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Donat Soler (34, DEL); 2 - CB - Jade Beyard (28), 3 - LB - Pascal Ritter (31), 5 - CB - Rutger Zhou (20), 7 - RW - Sakari Cantu (30, PFA), 15 - ST - Camilla Martin (34), 16 - ST - Barth Shuker (24), 18 - CM - Octavian Eversong (33), 24 - AM - Loisa Thirlwell (26), 26 - RB - Luci Drace (32), 40 - LW - Rivette Foszter (19)

BACKGROUND Southfell's a large town, once a fortress, just south of Sabrefell and just inland of the coast. Indeed, the easiest way to get into a fight with people from Southfell is to claim that, really, it's just a glorified district of Sabrefell. United started out as the factory team for leatherworkers, of all things, leading to their current nickname of 'Tanners'. Southfell have mostly been a Premiership side in the modern era, and their fans mostly consider themselves to be such, but they haven't had the best of things lately - that said, they were competing at the sharp end of the top flight when the modern era began. Stylistically, the Tanners have generally been fairly flashy and attack-minded, but there's been times where a long-ball style has prevailed. They have a friendly rivalry with the Sabrefell Moths, and indeed pretty much with every Sabrefell side.

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8. Parrhesia United
Last Season: 13th
Stadium: Knightsgrave (43,000)
Nickname: the Saints
Manager: Danijel Brymora (48)
(4-3-3) 1 - Fiona Hartnett (35); 2 - Ceodora Finnan (24), 19 - Viana Carney (22), 5 - Kina Strauss (25), 19 - Excellence Sandford (25); 21 - Lucas Baker (31, ETN), 4 - Casper Anderson (24), 7 - Ashe Caulker (24); 13 - Dimitri Pallas (30), 9 - Gareth Hasluck (29), 11 - Stefan Crowe (25)
Notable Reserves: 16 - LW - Corban Green (33, SNL), 17 - ST - Catheline Instill (24), 18 - DM - Mari Brighton (35)

BACKGROUND Vermillion's first or second club, depending on who you ask. Definitely its oldest, and one of the oldest in the country. The Saints are associated with the northside and outskirts of the city, a fairly disparate population uniting a variety of demographics. The nickname doesn't really stem from any piety of the club's, or any association with places of worship, but rather its obscure origins have been traced back to regional pride - downtown Vermillion is a godless hellhole, so therefore the northsiders were saints by comparison. A proud club, but has fallen on harder times of late. Bitter rivals with Vermillion Rage, who keep stealing the Saints' players.

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9. Leichhardt
Last Season: 10th
Stadium: Capricorn Plaza (23,500)
Nickname: the Stargazers
Manager: Dan Keel (60)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Esther Calcutt (28); 2 - Fortuna Morvan (32), 22 - Flo Eschborn (34), 6 - Jasper Oar (25), 19 - Marko Dieter (31, ZRH); 4 - Shara Vander (23), 23 - Rae Burnhardt (20); 7 - Anezka Rennet (32), 21 - Trishander Culver (22), 16 - David Cairns (27, TLI); 9 - Asger Lomond (25)
Notable Reserves: 3 - LB - Yasmin Uzund (32, SRS), 5 - CB - Capricornia Stubbs (29), 11 - LW - Tilda Shed (27), 14 - ST - Lea Eberhart (33, VAL), 15 - AM - Cassi Burbank (30), 26 - RW - Caleb Starboard (27)

BACKGROUND A small city and the largest settlement in the Northern Vale, Leichhardt has traditionally flitted between Premiership relegation battles and the top half of the First Division, usually playing defensive football in the process. Its primary rivals are Corvette, the second-largest Vale settlement, but they've both been overshadowed by nearby Starling of late. Their nickname stems from the clear Vale skies, as opposed to the cloudier cities across the rest of the country.

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10. Brookford Otters
Last Season: 11th
Stadium: The Rock (20,000)
Nickname: the Otters
Manager: Cyrus Kroger (56)
(4-3-3) 20 - Calico Pinter (26); 19 - Tashandra Bauer (23), 5 - Marka Krushlin (35, ZRH), 6 - Tristan Proust (31), 3 - Saskia Maker (24, MRT); 26 - Karoliina Karttunen (25, SLV), 4 - Florian Banneret (30), 8 - Lauren Favall (27); 7 - Martyn Cautcher (26), 17 - Bjoern Syomin (30, SRS), 16 - Kali Stonecypher (24)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Olivia Cheney (31); 2 - RB - Fan Kasef (31, EFK), 11 - LW - Monika Bandler (32), 14 - ST - Zaza Serry (29), 23 - AM - Arjen Malbranque (31), 26 - CM - Jakob Burnes (30)

BACKGROUND Brookford is a smallish town on the east coast, but despite the proximity to Brinemouth, the Otters have always maintained a strong enough identity to ensure a minimum of defectors within the town. They are perhaps most famous for their vapourwave-inspired 'aesthetic' kits, though these have since been phased out as the side returned to their traditional navy and orange look. A Cup win remains their proudest achievement, though it was somewhat marred by their playoff relegation immediately beforehand. Currently bankrolled by whaling kingpin Loris Stetmann.

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11. AFC Rochford
Last Season: 12th
Stadium: Brinegate Park (18,000)
Nickname: the Owls
Manager: Kalevi Trill (39)
(4-4-2) 1 - Vajra Cole (23); 2 - Riette Lyons (31), 18 - Brock Gold (26), 6 - Lukas Worn (34), 19 - Marian Clindon (25); 7 -Morgan Chalice (27), 25 - Ypril Purdue (24), 14 - Gray Mooney (27, EFL), 11 - Ninian Petrus (31); 15 - Katarin Schester (24), 9 - Kahitana Xoferis (24, FFD)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Hannah Rutherford (34, CDG); 3 - LB - Jenni Radic (33, SCT), 4 - DM - Ares Finnan (32), 5 - CB - Viktor Raleigh (35), 16 - LM - Charissa Hyde (34, GTK), 24 - RM - Marnej Chambers (27)

BACKGROUND A moderately prominent town just inland of the Lazuli Coast, Rochford were a yo-yo club leading into the modern era of Nepharan football but have slipped away from prominence in more recent years, echoing the tendency of the townsfolk themselves to leave for the greener pastures of Brinemouth. Built overlooking the small lake known as the Roch, Rochford is famous for its seafood, especially its oysters.

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12. Alliance Barossia
Last Season: 7th
Stadium: Companions Field (26,000)
Nickname: Alliance
Manager: Tara Alban (53)
(4-4-2) 1 - Olivia Spencer (26); 2 - Keela Everett (25), 5 - Caeda Warhurst (34), 4 - Damascus Steele (29), 3 - Jane Fussell (29); 7 - Kiva Louis (30), 6 - Natali Pendrell (30), 8 - Lelja Nemov (29, SRS), 11 - Catheline Dane (29); 21 - Azure Merkatz (29), 10 - Sveinn Arnason (32, SVJ)
Notable Reserves: 16 - LM/ST - Gerhard Exter (31), 18 - LB - Gabby Rosario (31, CDG), 19 - RB - Igrene Sonnen (34), 24 - ST - Nyna Kane (34)

BACKGROUND Based out of the industrial sprawl of Bismuth, third and southernmost of Barossia's Three Sisters, Alliance arose, recent and vitalised by grassroots support, to challenge the crumbling giant of Rhagant; until the latter rebranded to Barossia United and sought new investment. The two have been in a death-struggle for supremacy for years, and loathe one another. Alliance have a vibrant fan culture, and seem to be the only Barossians really allowed to visibly enjoy themselves. They're connected to the Guayabalense diaspora; Alliance is the Anglicised form of 'Alianza', the traditional Guayabalense powerhouse, but there is no official link between the clubs.

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13. Belgrave
Last Season: 14th
Stadium: Cherryfields (25,000)
Nickname: the Gargoyles
Manager: Ganymede Hooper (55)
(4-3-3) 12 - Balint Carrington (29); 2 - Werner Thilmann (27), 12 - Raphael Brown (35, SYL), 6 - Patrik Pentti (27, COR), 19 - Lars Sendak (24); 13 - Etienne Berkut (33), 15 - Matthaus Gianniotis (31), 21 - Mari Tone (30); 23 - Finbar McLoughlin (29, TKT), 10 - Chris Fisken (30), 16 - Spike Burnham (26)
Notable Reserves: 3 - LB - Amita Misra (33, SRS), 9 - ST - Wylla Strephon (21), 11 - LW - Paige Leslight (32), 26 - AM - Johan Chandler (26), 28 - CM - Matthew Chisholm (28)

BACKGROUND Belgrave represents Sabrefell's affluent northeast, not historically a socio-economic demographic that has produced good footballers. Even so, their success in recent seasons is built more on good planning than deep pockets. They embrace their reputation for affluence, rebranding it as a belief in 'sophistication', and they've historically favoured a technical, possession-focused style of football, trusting in youth to step up for them. Their willingness to snipe talented youths from across the city to play for them has only made them less popular.

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14. Morningstar
Last Season: 15th
Stadium: Woden Avenue (28,000)
Nickname: Stars
Manager: Bronwyn Gerhardt (54)
(4-2-3-1) 12 - Elida Katter (34); 17 - Sami Gruen (23), 5 - Claretta Lawlor (34), 13 - Rosa Thrace (25), 26 - Aragon Smith (23); 23 - Thorgan Brewer (29), 4 - Janna Mirellos (26, TFS), 15 - Stefan Rayne (25), 16 - Lorelei Barker (31); 21 - Franz Kohler (28), 17 - Talia Roeder (24)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Sandra Thorgan (34); 8 - CM - Kitti Jadeane (33), 11 - LM - Apollo Hennessey (31)

BACKGROUND A small industrial city just northeast of Treason, Morningstar traditionally play a very muscular, violent style, and count Emery Lineker as their most important manager. This often leads to chants of "you're just a shit clone of Chatswood". They've always been combative, and their nickname befits that. Their main rivals are Treason, much as this is true of about half of Nephara, but matches against Chatswood and nearby Creed have been predictably spicy as well.

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15. South Laithland
Last Season: 9th
Stadium: Covenground (27,000)
Nickname: the Southrons
Manager: Brandon Graf (51)
(4-2-3-1) 1 - Georgia Fitzon (25); 19 - Hanna Morgan (23), 5 - Hender Esmann (30), 18 - Lukas Tremesne (25), 3 - Amber Wynd (25); 7 - Marcel Takashi (27), 4 - Lars Bedesman (30), 23 - Naomi Spinner (30), 11 - Haroun Kueshner (24); 9 - Alhambra Pike (33), 10 - Dimitri Brown (24)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Bruce Weghorst (30); 8 - CM - Kaya Scanlan (29, BRE)

BACKGROUND Based, as the name suggests, in the southern Laith, South Laithland (based in the town of Dross, which is basically just the football stadium) have traditionally hovered between the bottom half of the Premiership and the top half of the First Division throughout the modern era, and really throughout their entire history. A reasonably successful and stable side, they've rarely scintillated but can be proud of a productive academy. They're friendly rivals with North Laithland, have a derby day against Cypher but expose their fiercest venom for Treason, who have a way of poaching their best players (Allbeck, Flaccus, Connacht, Morgan Ashdown...)

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16. Gonen's Bridge
Last Season: 17th
Stadium: Floriade Park (7,500)
Nickname: the Warriors
Manager: Florian Burnes (52)
(4-4-2) 1 - Rinat Chernetsky (26, PYA); 2 - Johan Petkovic (29), 19 - Kenzi Greyson (31), 6 - Bleda Arkhal (29, SRS), 18 - Sybille Travere (31, CMT); 7 - Vasco Aceituno (29, FFD), 4 - Ardent Vale (27), 8 - Amir Sabic (25), 11 - Naklé Bërsne (28, FFD); 21 - Svante Brausz (32, FFD), 17 - Gail Suvri (27, CMT)
Notable Reserves: 20 - GK - Sigmund Perth (35); 10 - ST - Jonas Zinter (31), 15 - CM - Courtenay Ralston (28)

BACKGROUND A small town on the south coast, west of Cranequin in the little 'bite' taken out of the coastline. Gonen's Bridge has practically no history as a club, and their meteoric rise has been built on judicious loans, bargain free agents, an artificial pitch and, yes, a wealthy fan owner who helped bankroll them upwards.

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17. Aries Solitaire
Last Season: Champions (2Div)
Stadium: The Steel Marquee (15,000)
Nickname: Soli
Manager: Lars Cousland (55)
(4-4-2) 1 - Harald Cronin (32); 17 - June Orenthal (32), 5 - Arden Setter (22), 4 - Karel Montag (33), 3 - Sigrid Fischer (22); 23 - Simran Alrand (29, SRS), 6 - Lars Bedesman (30), 15 - Natali Horner (26), 13 - Tania Keenan (29); 17 - Vanessa Mulder (32), 10 - Helmer Smith (27)
Notable Reserves: 12 - GK - Karolas Stoll (36); 8 - CM - Hawker Banks (32), 11 - LM - Kristalina Soich (32), 21 - ST - Karena Gothel (31), 22 - CB - Myriam Lockett (36, CMT), 27 - DM - Sophara Hayes (33)

BACKGROUND Based in the southern outskirts of Sabrefell, Solitaire, curiously, have their origins in a travelling circus. The derogatory term, naturally, is 'the Carnies'. They have little experience towards the top of the pyramid, but coming full circle from their origins, a professional gambler has bankrolled them sensibly on towards relevance. They're closest to Southfell; they lack the competitive history with United, but do have a heated rivalry with Pillars.

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18. Chenoworth Rovers
Last Season: 18th
Stadium: Slatefield (32,000)
Nickname: the Rovers
Manager: Stahl Garland (51)
(4-4-2) 1 - Glenn Stirling (25); 2 - Rylisa Martane (25), 3 - Longinus Fenton (32), 5 - Gannon Livas (27), 20 - Jenna Drummond (28); 13 - Cheney Signet (24), 4 - Dawn Bishop (30), 8 - Niko Babylon (29), 16 - Zophie Zarinchek (31, CDG); 9 - Petrarch Corbay (32), 15 - Casi Maxim (25)
Notable Reserves: 6 - CB - Wolfgang Bent (30), 7 - RM - Sarala Darzi (33, SRS), 11 - LM - Ashara Szuban (34), 23 - ST - Raphael Wentworth (29)

BACKGROUND Chenoworth is a two-club city (for the most part), with the Harriers representing the northwest geographically and Hellenics culturally, and the Rovers Jewish, eastern and by reputation more affluent. In the early years of the modern era, both sides could regularly be seen yo-yoing wildly between the top two tiers, with seven Premiership relegations between them. Of late, however, the Harriers' fortunes have soared and the Rovers' have soured, until a recent resurgence has left them yet again eyeing the top flight.

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19. Stahlburg Rovers
Last Season: 2nd (2Div)
Stadium: Griffindon (36,000)
Nickname: the Rovers
Manager: Gough Bauer (52)
(4-4-2) 1 - Andre Breitenreiter (26); 17 - Sloane Carden (24), 13 - Penelope Wisdom (30), 6 - Minos Hardwick (23), 3 - Godwin Stoker (26); 23 - Eloise Dulwich (26), 4 - Augustine Lascar (32), 8 - Gerhard Joiner (27), 11 - Rutger Thane (25); 9 - Diadora Parkes (24), 10 - Kalenz Crydee (26)
Notable Reserves: 2 - RB - Fiora Anders (34), 7 - RM - Sonya Channell (32), 16 - ST - Dimitar Guzan (33)

BACKGROUND Historically very much Stahlburg's second team, the Rovers went from being a second-tier fixture to a Premiership fixture just in time for Nephara to enter UICA. Apart from a couple of scrapes with the sharp end of the league, however, the Rovers traditionally scraped lower-midtable finishes year after year, seemingly immune to stability; but when the fall came, it was precipitous. The Rovers have the odd distinction of being the only club in Nephara on good terms with AFC Treason, based on a mutual loathing of Stahlburg City and on the well-loved Catheline Harper, who book-ended her career at Rovers with a stint at Treason in between.

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20. Diamondqueen
Last Season: 16th
Stadium: The New Overlook (17,500)
Nickname: the Diamonds
Manager: Arden Kolar (57)
(4-3-1-2) 20 - Aurum Chaney (26); 2 - Asha Penfold (32), 5 - Markus Gojak (33), 6 - Vasil Ausbury (26), 3 - Lorcan Devante (34); 23 - Luther Elvedi (29), 26 - Lindsi Gannon (32), 8 - Anna Henling (34, SYL); 10 - Odette Mandrake (33); 9 - Asmora Culdacar (26), 15 - Voni Obsivac (24)
Notable Reserves: 1 - GK - Gilgamesh Dance (33)

BACKGROUND Diamondqueen's main attraction is being the suburb in which the Nepharan National University is, just north of the centre of the city. As a result, most of its supporters come from the student base. It's had a very strong relationship with the nearby Raven River for many years, acting as something of a feeder club for them for a few years until their meteoric rise to the same division, and they continue to have a close relationship - Diamondqueen don't really have any rivals at all.
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Clubs in Focus - Zenith

Iron City

Nobody expected Iron City to get promoted. But they’re a familiar, almost comfortable sight in the Nepharan top flight, especially the Premiership era, especially in the relegation zone. The Cataphracts are meant to shithouse their way to the big stage, and then shithouse their way into being down and out by winter. Every so often producing a great, fluid player for the Cormorants who goes on to prove themselves somewhere else; most famously, of course, World Cup winning captain Elaine Ashdown.

What they are not meant to do is spend big. No, their side initially did not look anywhere near good enough to survive, and the chairman admitted that promotion was unexpected. “But that’s only more reason to splash out on staying there,” he added, and while that could easily blow up in their faces, he’s backed up words with deeds. Baier and Krueger arrive from Mar Sara, players with plentiful experience at a young age, to bolster the defence, while Estina McGill is a proven goalscorer and the clever, dextrous Mijancas adds necessary craft to midfield. Not one of them is over 24.

To this, Sander Musgrave can add the livewire wingers Morgan and Roeder and the thinking man’s target man Ronan Bryan, and while there are a few question marks elsewhere in the squad - goalkeeper Kilroy Hagen was immense last season, but has spent most of his career as Starling’s backup - the overall sense is that of a side who are well-equipped to give anyone problems. “Yes,” says Musgrave, “we’ll be direct and physical. We’ll be hard, tough bastards. But we’re that way not because we don’t have the weapons to be dangerous, or score goals; we’re that way because we like it.”

Sabrefell Moths

All the Moths had to do was beat Goodfeather FC on the final day. They couldn’t. Oh, they bitched and moaned, blamed a refereeing conspiracy, but their job was simple and they fucked it up. They’ve flattered to deceive so often of late, particularly under Penumbra Amokachi, so this has to be it, particularly as sides around them consolidate. Moreover, the board have backed her to the hilt. There can be no excuses now.

It’s not just that they’re a relatively settled unit of young, gifted players, like the core of future Cormorants Serval and Fang (now with classy but vicious holding midfielder Cass Rothvogel added to the mix), and others in their primes like Nick Riordan, who netted 30 goals last term and in general is becoming one of the most lethal marksmen in the history of the league. That helps. But what also really helps is the ability to throw over ₲17 million into Audioslavia to secure Jonathan Bagshaw.

Now, is he worth that? Bagshaw is probably the best Flavovespian player ever, but he’s undeniably been one of the dominant forces in Zozi over the past years, and he’s 26, in the prime of his career. The thing is that you can maybe get better value for money over four, five players… you just can’t put them all on the pitch at the same time. Bagshaw is a genuine elite. They do not make many like him, and these days, there are many destinations for them to wind up at; these are no longer the days where the Zenith is the destination league. Players like Bagshaw are special. And now he’s Amokachi’s. There can be absolutely no fucking this up, there can be no time for any mercurial shit, the kind that used to be attributed to Crisisbless before Kosovare Fairweather beat that tendency out of them. The time is now. The place is here. Anything less than the title will be a crushing disappointment.

Starling

Adalheid Metzelder’s stint at Starling has been … something. Her career has blown hot and cold, and so has her time at the Passerines, her initial sweeping rebuild leading to the squad ‘settling’, as she insisted. That paid off two years ago as Starling finished 3rd. Less so last year, as injuries and fixture congestion led to the Passerines slumping to 12th, injuries taking a massive toll. Changes would surely be afoot now, right? A manager who had been content to order half a squad sold in her first season would absolutely want bloodletting, right? Well, no. No senior changes.

That makes some sense, looking at the age profile of their key players; they’re advancing into their primes as a bloc for th emost part, notwithstanding some veterans like Canticle, Press, Garrett and Rocastle who are all in their last years on-contract, or the other outlier, 22-year old Thyrill Bjarnhéðinsson, the shining light of the squad. Most doubt he’ll be at the club next season, but for different reasons. Nevertheless, without fixture congestion, Metzelder hopes that the shining lights pan out.

Hers is a strange side. Thyrill is entrusted with the bulk of the creative burden, though plenty of creative attacking midfielders play alongside him; Coffey’s left boot is able to thump a cross perfectly onto a coin, while Novikov is a regular goal threat and Lukas Wolf has lost none of his guile. At the back, Tamiika Vine has bounced back confidently from an ACL injury that took her out of most season; she’ll be ready to take up position alongside Martin Pearce and resume one of the most resolute defensive partnerships in the midtable. But there’s a sense that 3rd was the peak, and then was the time to sell while stocks were high. The likes of Fremont, Valenza… good players, but the kind who could remain good players at Starling, forever, trapped in amber, growing stale and preventing a true ground-up rebuild. Wasn’t this the situation Metzelder arrived expressly to break open?

AFC Treason

Something very strange happened in the off-season. It might not have caught much attention. But Aries Chariots went out and bought Ettard Mitteager, 16-cap Nephara defender, from Treason in the window. Mitteager’s 28, a consummate professional who is capable at leftback and centre-half equally. The kind of win-now signing that Lexus Ulreich, who won the regional championship last year and the title the season before, has been crying out for - crying out loudly enough he’s all but offered come-and-get-me pleas if he won’t be ‘backed’. But they got one; indeed, three, with Huang and Ivancic bolstering a flagging defensive unit, and Mitteager likely to join fellow Treason local Volkmann in the heart of defence.

But it’s a transfer that communicates just how far Treason are committed to their rebuilding process. Oh, the fans hated it. But Mitteager wasn’t getting game time over the established defensive partnership of Roysveit and Tirel (23 and 22), while a new 22-year old, Cahara Riordan, has been signed at leftback. Treason, the quintessential ‘we define ourselves around winning’ team of what is, in Nephara, probably the most quintessential ‘we define ourselves around winning’ nation, are content with this?

It shouldn’t be undersold that Treason have a couple of genuine world-class talents still on the books. Wells and Roskvi, on their day, can shred any defence, while 31-year old goalkeeper Paiva Shimski shows no signs of slowing down. But in the twilight of his career, manager Cralt-Nirlo Fox seems entirely content to focus on bringing through the young, particularly homegrown core; emerging Cormorants Holden and Drake have already established themselves as top, top talent, while 20-year olds Leona Tsang and Radu Vormuth are set for massive seasons; particularly the livewire Tsang, who has been partnering Roskvi up front in preseason. So, is anyone backing Treason for the title? No, not yet, especially with a thin squad having to juggle Champions League commitments. But by now, even the fans are starting to twig on that this may be the start of a dynasty down the line.

Clubs in Focus - 1Div


Leichhardt

You know what you’re getting from Leichhardt, and you know what you’re getting from Dan Keel; tough-tackling, disciplined, well-drilled defensive football, essentially capable and always punching a little above their weight. Except… maybe you don’t? Okay, last season Leichhardt did nothing in particular. Won fifteen, lost fifteen, came tenth, about on par. And looking at the back line, certainly, you had tough, experienced players like Morvan, Eschborn and Dieter holding down the fort. Sverre Uzuni, a former youth international, was also pivotal; pivotal enough he’s been snapped up by Nixi as part of their promotion charge.

But quietly, on the down-low, Dan Keel’s raised an impressive crop of youth. Asger Lomond got the plaudits, stepping up as Leichhardt’s established starting striker and feasting on the relative scraps he got ploughing his lone furrow - already tipped for the Zenith next season - but it’s the trident that formed up behind him. Shara Vander established herself as a bruising, cynical defensive midfielder well beyond her years, looking ready to step up and take Uzuni’s place, but has been impeccably partnered by Rae Burnhardt, who rose up only due to injuries elsewhere but took their chance and ran with it, while Trishander Culver ahead of them is a lethal set piece specialist who chalked up a stunning fourteen assists to go with six goals last term. Keel has said openly that he “isn’t sure how much longer I’ll have the hunger for it”, but it looks like, at last, he’s turning his thoughts to building a legacy. If one of these players becomes a Cormorant someday, or one of the other promising talents in the wings, that would be one hell of a way to underline his tenure.

Newrook City

It’s a post-Ocokoljic world for the Rooks. Yes, both brothers have absconded home, with Jezdimir by now remembered as the greatest player in Rooks history, and Dusko by now remembered as, well, having been generally capable and pretty tidy. Last season was appalling for the Rooks, frankly, a side having by all appearances reached the end of the road, players too old and too creaking to retain relevance. And the fans, rightly or wrongly, are downright mutinous about the decision to keep Statkis in situ.

So it will be interesting to see how they fare stepping down a level. Suddenly, the likes of Priscilla Graves, a 6/10 player day-in day-out for the past years, becomes an indomitable 32-year old veteran. At least in theory. Or have they all turned into pumpkins? Will Ida Lancer, increasingly injury-prone as she ages but still, at her best, a brilliant creative presence, be able to spearhead them back to the promised land? What is certain is that Beatan Shearer and Jasmine Hsu look shrewd signings, one an impressive rotation striker at the Chariots, the other having done immensely well in goal at a struggling, relegated Autumnstone last season. It’s hard to escape the vibe, though, that the side just isn’t ready to come straight back up… and it might be ugly if they do.
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MATCHDAY 1
Aries Chariots 4-1 Iron City
Raven River 1-0 Crisisbless United
Sabrefell Athletic 1-0 Barossia United
Sabrefell Moths 1-1 Goodfeather FC
Brinemouth 5-3 Chatswood
Crisisbless 0-0 Chardonnay Rangers
Coret Hawks 1-1 Corinthians No Longer
AFC Corvistone 3-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Stahlburg City 2-1 Vermillion Rage
Starling 1-1 AFC Treason
MATCHDAY 2
Crisisbless United 0-2 Aries Chariots
Barossia United 0-3 Iron City
Goodfeather FC 2-1 Raven River
Chatswood 1-2 Sabrefell Athletic
Chardonnay Rangers 1-3 Sabrefell Moths
Corinthians No Longer 0-4 Brinemouth
Chenoworth Harriers 1-2 Crisisbless
Vermillion Rage 1-5 Coret Hawks
AFC Treason 2-1 AFC Corvistone
Starling 2-3 Stahlburg City
MATCHDAY 3
Aries Chariots 5-0 Barossia United
Crisisbless United 0-1 Goodfeather FC
Iron City 0-2 Chatswood
Raven River 3-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Sabrefell Athletic 4-1 Corinthians No Longer
Sabrefell Moths 5-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Brinemouth 3-0 Vermillion Rage
Crisisbless 2-1 AFC Treason
Coret Hawks 3-1 Starling
AFC Corvistone 0-1 Stahlburg City
MATCHDAY 4
Goodfeather FC 2-3 Aries Chariots
Chatswood 2-0 Barossia United
Chardonnay Rangers 2-1 Crisisbless United
Corinthians No Longer 0-0 Iron City
Chenoworth Harriers 0-1 Raven River
Vermillion Rage 4-3 Sabrefell Athletic
AFC Treason 0-0 Sabrefell Moths
Starling 4-5 Brinemouth
Stahlburg City 2-1 Crisisbless
AFC Corvistone 1-7 Coret Hawks
MATCHDAY 5
Aries Chariots 2-2 Chatswood
Goodfeather FC 3-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Barossia United 1-2 Corinthians No Longer
Crisisbless United 2-6 Chenoworth Harriers
Iron City 1-1 Vermillion Rage
Raven River 0-2 AFC Treason
Sabrefell Athletic 6-2 Starling
Sabrefell Moths 1-0 Stahlburg City
Brinemouth 2-2 AFC Corvistone
Crisisbless 3-1 Coret Hawks
MATCHDAY 6
Chardonnay Rangers 0-3 Aries Chariots
Corinthians No Longer 2-2 Chatswood
Chenoworth Harriers 1-0 Goodfeather FC
Vermillion Rage 1-0 Barossia United
AFC Treason 1-0 Crisisbless United
Starling 3-0 Iron City
Stahlburg City 4-1 Raven River
AFC Corvistone 1-2 Sabrefell Athletic
Coret Hawks 2-0 Sabrefell Moths
Crisisbless 3-0 Brinemouth
MATCHDAY 7
Aries Chariots 3-0 Corinthians No Longer
Chardonnay Rangers 2-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Chatswood 1-0 Vermillion Rage
Goodfeather FC 1-0 AFC Treason
Barossia United 2-3 Starling
Crisisbless United 1-1 Stahlburg City
Iron City 0-1 AFC Corvistone
Raven River 0-2 Coret Hawks
Sabrefell Athletic 2-1 Crisisbless
Sabrefell Moths 1-1 Brinemouth
MATCHDAY 8
Chenoworth Harriers 0-1 Aries Chariots
Vermillion Rage 0-2 Corinthians No Longer
AFC Treason 7-0 Chardonnay Rangers
Starling 0-2 Chatswood
Stahlburg City 1-1 Goodfeather FC
AFC Corvistone 1-0 Barossia United
Coret Hawks 4-0 Crisisbless United
Crisisbless 0-0 Iron City
Brinemouth 3-3 Raven River
Sabrefell Moths 4-1 Sabrefell Athletic
MATCHDAY 9
Aries Chariots 1-2 Vermillion Rage
Chenoworth Harriers 2-2 AFC Treason
Corinthians No Longer 0-0 Starling
Chardonnay Rangers 0-3 Stahlburg City
Chatswood 0-2 AFC Corvistone
Goodfeather FC 1-5 Coret Hawks
Barossia United 2-1 Crisisbless
Crisisbless United 1-1 Brinemouth
Iron City 0-4 Sabrefell Moths
Raven River 1-0 Sabrefell Athletic
MATCHDAY 10
AFC Treason 1-1 Aries Chariots
Starling 0-1 Vermillion Rage
Stahlburg City 1-0 Chenoworth Harriers
AFC Corvistone 1-1 Corinthians No Longer
Coret Hawks 2-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Crisisbless 2-0 Chatswood
Brinemouth 6-1 Goodfeather FC
Sabrefell Moths 1-2 Barossia United
Sabrefell Athletic 3-0 Crisisbless United
Raven River 1-2 Iron City
MATCHDAY 11
Aries Chariots 1-1 Starling
AFC Treason 1-0 Stahlburg City
Vermillion Rage 2-3 AFC Corvistone
Chenoworth Harriers 1-2 Coret Hawks
Corinthians No Longer 0-3 Crisisbless
Chardonnay Rangers 1-2 Brinemouth
Chatswood 1-2 Sabrefell Moths
Goodfeather FC 0-3 Sabrefell Athletic
Barossia United 0-2 Raven River
Crisisbless United 0-2 Iron City
MATCHDAY 12
Stahlburg City 3-3 Aries Chariots
AFC Corvistone 4-1 Starling
Coret Hawks 2-1 AFC Treason
Crisisbless 1-2 Vermillion Rage
Brinemouth 2-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Sabrefell Moths 3-3 Corinthians No Longer
Sabrefell Athletic 3-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Raven River 4-0 Chatswood
Iron City 1-1 Goodfeather FC
Crisisbless United 2-1 Barossia United
MATCHDAY 13
Aries Chariots 2-3 AFC Corvistone
Stahlburg City 2-0 Coret Hawks
Starling 0-2 Crisisbless
AFC Treason 0-2 Brinemouth
Vermillion Rage 1-4 Sabrefell Moths
Chenoworth Harriers 4-4 Sabrefell Athletic
Corinthians No Longer 1-2 Raven River
Chardonnay Rangers 1-2 Iron City
Chatswood 1-1 Crisisbless United
Goodfeather FC 0-4 Barossia United
MATCHDAY 14
Coret Hawks 0-3 Aries Chariots
Crisisbless 5-0 AFC Corvistone
Brinemouth 2-1 Stahlburg City
Sabrefell Moths 1-1 Starling
Sabrefell Athletic 5-1 AFC Treason
Raven River 3-2 Vermillion Rage
Iron City 0-3 Chenoworth Harriers
Crisisbless United 0-5 Corinthians No Longer
Barossia United 1-3 Chardonnay Rangers
Goodfeather FC 0-1 Chatswood
MATCHDAY 15
Aries Chariots 0-2 Crisisbless
Coret Hawks 4-1 Brinemouth
AFC Corvistone 1-0 Sabrefell Moths
Stahlburg City 1-2 Sabrefell Athletic
Starling 0-1 Raven River
AFC Treason 3-2 Iron City
Vermillion Rage 1-3 Crisisbless United
Chenoworth Harriers 4-2 Barossia United
Corinthians No Longer 2-2 Goodfeather FC
Chardonnay Rangers 0-2 Chatswood
MATCHDAY 16
Brinemouth 1-1 Aries Chariots
Sabrefell Moths 0-5 Crisisbless
Sabrefell Athletic 3-1 Coret Hawks
Raven River 1-1 AFC Corvistone
Iron City 1-1 Stahlburg City
Crisisbless United 2-5 Starling
Barossia United 1-0 AFC Treason
Goodfeather FC 1-1 Vermillion Rage
Chatswood 2-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Chardonnay Rangers 2-1 Corinthians No Longer
MATCHDAY 17
Aries Chariots 1-1 Sabrefell Moths
Brinemouth 0-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Crisisbless 5-0 Raven River
Coret Hawks 6-2 Iron City
AFC Corvistone 1-3 Crisisbless United
Stahlburg City 2-0 Barossia United
Starling 5-2 Goodfeather FC
AFC Treason 2-1 Chatswood
Vermillion Rage 0-0 Chardonnay Rangers
Chenoworth Harriers 1-1 Corinthians No Longer
MATCHDAY 18
Sabrefell Athletic 2-1 Aries Chariots
Raven River 0-1 Sabrefell Moths
Iron City 1-1 Brinemouth
Crisisbless United 1-4 Crisisbless
Barossia United 2-1 Coret Hawks
Goodfeather FC 1-1 AFC Corvistone
Chatswood 0-2 Stahlburg City
Chardonnay Rangers 1-3 Starling
Corinthians No Longer 0-1 AFC Treason
Chenoworth Harriers 3-1 Vermillion Rage
MATCHDAY 19
Aries Chariots 3-0 Raven River
Sabrefell Athletic 0-0 Iron City
Sabrefell Moths 3-1 Crisisbless United
Brinemouth 4-0 Barossia United
Crisisbless 9-0 Goodfeather FC
Coret Hawks 7-1 Chatswood
AFC Corvistone 2-0 Chardonnay Rangers
Stahlburg City 1-0 Corinthians No Longer
Starling 1-0 Chenoworth Harriers
AFC Treason 6-0 Vermillion Rage

It was always going to be the make or break year for Penumbra Amokachi.
Turned out to be ‘break’.

“No excuses,” her watchword on the eve of the season. Well might she say so; the Moths were the most gilded squad in the league, with Jonathan Bagshaw slotting into a lethal forward line. But she was already blaming the referee after a 2-0 defeat to Coret Hawks - Cass Rothvogel earning two yellow cards for her new club in just her third start - and again in a 2-1 defeat to Barossia United, getting herself sent off on the touchline protesting what she saw as Lindley Asher’s foul in the buildup to forcing home a decisive header. She switched tack to blaming her players in a 3-3 home draw to lowly CNL. “You have to point to their own failures, I think, of courage and of basic competence. Certainly I don’t coach them to defend like that,” she said haughtily after the fact, after which leaks started to seep out that she was, in fact, barely coaching the defence at all in training. Finally, suicidally, she blamed the fans.

You do not blame Sabrefell Moths’ fans.

“You expect more support from them, you expect their voice to put wind in the sails,” Amokachi complained after the Moths stuttered to a 1-1 draw against Starling. “I never stopped believing we would find a winner, but I never got the sense that the crowd thought we could take the three points, and how could the players not pick up on that?” What followed was a tame 1-0 defeat to Corvistone, and the away fans - the most diehard of one of the most diehard fanbases - had split themselves into two camps. One camp had raised a tifo demanding ‘Give Us Something To Believe In!’ The other camp gave up on diplomacy, put up an effigy and set it on fire.

Still, it could be worse. And it swiftly became worse.

Crisisbless arrived at the venerable Farham Arena, the first home game for the Moths since Amokachi made her comments. The Moths came out looking demoralised and sluggish, and within two minutes the ball had already flown past Loree Bautista, an absolute thunderbolt from Kilgallic after a sloppy turnover. That became the theme for the rest of the match, the Moths unable to really dent the Heelers’ defence, and constant errors, ineffectual heroball and frustrated shots all resulting in cheap turnovers. Crisisbless, by contrast, were ruthless. Bautista arguably didn’t have a real chance to save any goal, so exposed by her defence was she.

The board did not wait around. Amokachi became the first sacking of the season. An interim took over for a 1-1 draw against Aries Chariots, whose manager, Lexus Ulreich, was the best in the league. He’d been making want-away pleas all through the off-season and, though the club had reinforced, a title challenge hadn’t materialised. The Moths threw fat stacks at the Chariots, who were aware they could not realistically hold back one of the most in-demand managers in world football any longer, and they’ve gone on to win both matches since. But 11 points off the title pace, a lot is going to need to go right very quickly to become competitive.

The Heelers went on to win their next games 5-0, 4-1 and then a crushing 9-0 against a Goodfeather side who ended with nine men. They’d already beaten Treason, and Brinemouth (3-0!) Kosovare Fairweather has ruthlessly destroyed the streakiness once thought inherent to the club, and with the air of a serial killer in the making informed the press, “I like the thought that other teams are frightened to face us. And I like that we were able to get a manager fired, bluntly. That we expose fault-lines.” So, that won’t have made her many friends.

But Sabrefell Athletic currently have the lead, having beaten Crisisbless 2-1 earlier in the season. Kalia Tolsii’s charges have done their stints in the coefficient mines; now it’s time for more domestic silverware. Their defence hasn’t been the most resilient; they’d sought upgrades to much of the back four and it’s become somewhat apparent why, the likes of 33-year old Hollis Stephenson or their literally Brenecian fullbacks exposed at times, but does it really matter with two from Skara, Gannot and Klein up front game after game? Each of the three already has at least eight goals to their name.

Rounding out the top four, surprisingly, are Coret Hawks and Stahlburg City. Coret have at times struggled against the cream of the league, but they’re doing their part in blowing away the chaff. In two eerily similar games, Jarngrimur Natulfsson scored hat-tricks in a 7-1 win over Corvistone and now a 7-1 win over Chatswood, ensuring the Hawks have the best scoring record in the league and cementing his place at the forefront of the top scoring charts; he’s on a stunning sixteen goals so far. Those are Kuznetsov numbers! Stahlburg, meanwhile, have been tough and resolute just like any of Gratia Barker’s teams, but with the class and X-factor she’s so rarely had the chance to work with, with another Graintfjaller at the opposite end of her career in Vanessa Marvinsdottir finding the key to unlock so many defences, and new signing Thessaly Koertzen offering the perfect balance of brute force and style to complement the rest of the Smiths’ midfield.

Treason have endured a wayward season where, again, the upshot is blooding young talents. In the 19th round, Leona Tsang netted three in a 6-0 demolition of Vermillion Rage, who were left with under a point a game. Leila Ramelow took the axe, and Dragan Stavanger, most recently of Raven River, arrived to replace her. A fairly whelming appointment, is the general view, but perhaps he’ll be able to take the axe to a team in need of a rebuild.

Other than them, the names at the bottom are about the ones you’d expect. But notably, they don’t include Iron City, who, while they haven’t exactly blown anyone away, have picked up results here and there and now sit pretty in 14th. They’re almost scoring a goal a game! The fans are delirious, which says a lot about what being an Iron City has traditionally felt like. Fellow promoted outfit Crisisbless United, on the other hand, are currently circling the rain. They look, essentially, every bit a team that was just promoted too early and wasn’t ready for the rigours of the top flight. Shay fucking Rutgers can only do so much at this level. Though perhaps one goal and one assist in 18 starts on the right wing is disappointing even then.

MATCHDAY 1
Cranequin Wanderers 2-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Brookford Otters 4-1 Aries Solitaire
Diamondqueen 0-6 Southfell United
Belgrave 1-4 Newrook City
AFC Rochford 1-1 South Laithland
Alliance Barossia 2-0 Creed United
Parrhesia United 3-1 North Sabrefell
Leichhardt 1-1 Gonen's Bridge
Chenoworth Rovers 1-0 Morningstar
New Oakstone Phoenix 3-1 North Laithland
MATCHDAY 2
Aries Solitaire 1-3 Cranequin Wanderers
Southfell United 4-1 Stahlburg Rovers
Newrook City 2-2 Brookford Otters
South Laithland 4-0 Diamondqueen
Creed United 1-1 Belgrave
North Sabrefell 1-2 AFC Rochford
Gonen's Bridge 5-5 Alliance Barossia
Morningstar 1-2 Parrhesia United
North Laithland 1-1 Leichhardt
New Oakstone Phoenix 6-1 Chenoworth Rovers
MATCHDAY 3
Cranequin Wanderers 1-1 Southfell United
Aries Solitaire 1-1 Newrook City
Stahlburg Rovers 1-2 South Laithland
Brookford Otters 0-1 Creed United
Diamondqueen 2-2 North Sabrefell
Belgrave 1-2 Gonen's Bridge
AFC Rochford 1-1 Morningstar
Alliance Barossia 1-0 North Laithland
Parrhesia United 0-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Leichhardt 4-1 Chenoworth Rovers
MATCHDAY 4
Newrook City 0-0 Cranequin Wanderers
South Laithland 2-0 Southfell United
Creed United 2-2 Aries Solitaire
North Sabrefell 5-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Gonen's Bridge 2-1 Brookford Otters
Morningstar 1-1 Diamondqueen
North Laithland 2-1 Belgrave
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-2 AFC Rochford
Chenoworth Rovers 0-3 Alliance Barossia
Leichhardt 0-1 Parrhesia United
MATCHDAY 5
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 South Laithland
Newrook City 1-2 Creed United
Southfell United 1-1 North Sabrefell
Aries Solitaire 2-4 Gonen's Bridge
Stahlburg Rovers 1-2 Morningstar
Brookford Otters 0-1 North Laithland
Diamondqueen 0-3 New Oakstone Phoenix
Belgrave 3-2 Chenoworth Rovers
AFC Rochford 1-0 Leichhardt
Alliance Barossia 1-1 Parrhesia United
MATCHDAY 6
Creed United 1-1 Cranequin Wanderers
North Sabrefell 0-2 South Laithland
Gonen's Bridge 2-2 Newrook City
Morningstar 3-1 Southfell United
North Laithland 3-0 Aries Solitaire
New Oakstone Phoenix 4-1 Stahlburg Rovers
Chenoworth Rovers 1-4 Brookford Otters
Leichhardt 4-0 Diamondqueen
Parrhesia United 3-0 Belgrave
Alliance Barossia 0-2 AFC Rochford
MATCHDAY 7
Cranequin Wanderers 2-0 North Sabrefell
Creed United 1-0 Gonen's Bridge
South Laithland 1-0 Morningstar
Newrook City 2-1 North Laithland
Southfell United 0-0 New Oakstone Phoenix
Aries Solitaire 1-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Stahlburg Rovers 0-1 Leichhardt
Brookford Otters 0-0 Parrhesia United
Diamondqueen 4-3 Alliance Barossia
Belgrave 1-0 AFC Rochford
MATCHDAY 8
Gonen's Bridge 1-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Morningstar 0-5 North Sabrefell
North Laithland 3-2 Creed United
New Oakstone Phoenix 5-0 South Laithland
Chenoworth Rovers 1-0 Newrook City
Leichhardt 0-1 Southfell United
Parrhesia United 3-3 Aries Solitaire
Alliance Barossia 2-0 Stahlburg Rovers
AFC Rochford 1-1 Brookford Otters
Belgrave 5-3 Diamondqueen
MATCHDAY 9
Cranequin Wanderers 2-1 Morningstar
Gonen's Bridge 3-4 North Laithland
North Sabrefell 3-1 New Oakstone Phoenix
Creed United 2-1 Chenoworth Rovers
South Laithland 0-2 Leichhardt
Newrook City 0-0 Parrhesia United
Southfell United 0-3 Alliance Barossia
Aries Solitaire 2-5 AFC Rochford
Stahlburg Rovers 0-1 Belgrave
Brookford Otters 1-0 Diamondqueen
MATCHDAY 10
North Laithland 0-2 Cranequin Wanderers
New Oakstone Phoenix 7-0 Morningstar
Chenoworth Rovers 2-0 Gonen's Bridge
Leichhardt 1-1 North Sabrefell
Parrhesia United 0-2 Creed United
Alliance Barossia 2-0 South Laithland
AFC Rochford 2-1 Newrook City
Belgrave 1-2 Southfell United
Diamondqueen 2-0 Aries Solitaire
Brookford Otters 3-1 Stahlburg Rovers
MATCHDAY 11
Cranequin Wanderers 0-0 New Oakstone Phoenix
North Laithland 2-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Morningstar 0-2 Leichhardt
Gonen's Bridge 1-4 Parrhesia United
North Sabrefell 2-0 Alliance Barossia
Creed United 1-0 AFC Rochford
South Laithland 1-0 Belgrave
Newrook City 3-2 Diamondqueen
Southfell United 1-3 Brookford Otters
Aries Solitaire 3-3 Stahlburg Rovers
MATCHDAY 12
Chenoworth Rovers 2-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Leichhardt 0-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Parrhesia United 1-2 North Laithland
Alliance Barossia 0-2 Morningstar
AFC Rochford 0-0 Gonen's Bridge
Belgrave 1-1 North Sabrefell
Diamondqueen 2-5 Creed United
Brookford Otters 1-1 South Laithland
Stahlburg Rovers 2-2 Newrook City
Aries Solitaire 0-2 Southfell United
MATCHDAY 13
Cranequin Wanderers 0-2 Leichhardt
Chenoworth Rovers 0-1 Parrhesia United
New Oakstone Phoenix 7-3 Alliance Barossia
North Laithland 2-0 AFC Rochford
Morningstar 1-2 Belgrave
Gonen's Bridge 1-0 Diamondqueen
North Sabrefell 1-0 Brookford Otters
Creed United 0-0 Stahlburg Rovers
South Laithland 2-0 Aries Solitaire
Newrook City 0-0 Southfell United
MATCHDAY 14
Parrhesia United 3-3 Cranequin Wanderers
Alliance Barossia 1-1 Leichhardt
AFC Rochford 1-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Belgrave 0-0 New Oakstone Phoenix
Diamondqueen 0-6 North Laithland
Brookford Otters 2-2 Morningstar
Stahlburg Rovers 0-3 Gonen's Bridge
Aries Solitaire 0-5 North Sabrefell
Southfell United 0-1 Creed United
Newrook City 2-1 South Laithland
MATCHDAY 15
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Alliance Barossia
Parrhesia United 0-0 AFC Rochford
Leichhardt 2-1 Belgrave
Chenoworth Rovers 2-0 Diamondqueen
New Oakstone Phoenix 5-2 Brookford Otters
North Laithland 5-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Morningstar 3-4 Aries Solitaire
Gonen's Bridge 0-1 Southfell United
North Sabrefell 1-3 Newrook City
Creed United 1-0 South Laithland
MATCHDAY 16
AFC Rochford 1-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Belgrave 2-0 Alliance Barossia
Diamondqueen 1-3 Parrhesia United
Brookford Otters 1-2 Leichhardt
Stahlburg Rovers 1-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Aries Solitaire 2-6 New Oakstone Phoenix
Southfell United 1-2 North Laithland
Newrook City 2-1 Morningstar
South Laithland 2-1 Gonen's Bridge
Creed United 1-1 North Sabrefell
MATCHDAY 17
Cranequin Wanderers 4-1 Belgrave
AFC Rochford 2-2 Diamondqueen
Alliance Barossia 0-0 Brookford Otters
Parrhesia United 2-3 Stahlburg Rovers
Leichhardt 5-0 Aries Solitaire
Chenoworth Rovers 2-2 Southfell United
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-1 Newrook City
North Laithland 2-1 South Laithland
Morningstar 2-2 Creed United
Gonen's Bridge 2-7 North Sabrefell
MATCHDAY 18
Diamondqueen 2-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Brookford Otters 3-0 Belgrave
Stahlburg Rovers 1-2 AFC Rochford
Aries Solitaire 1-2 Alliance Barossia
Southfell United 0-1 Parrhesia United
Newrook City 1-1 Leichhardt
South Laithland 2-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Creed United 1-3 New Oakstone Phoenix
North Sabrefell 2-1 North Laithland
Gonen's Bridge 2-1 Morningstar
MATCHDAY 19
Cranequin Wanderers 0-0 Brookford Otters
Diamondqueen 4-2 Stahlburg Rovers
Belgrave 5-2 Aries Solitaire
AFC Rochford 2-1 Southfell United
Alliance Barossia 0-1 Newrook City
Parrhesia United 0-2 South Laithland
Leichhardt 1-0 Creed United
Chenoworth Rovers 0-0 North Sabrefell
New Oakstone Phoenix 4-0 Gonen's Bridge
North Laithland 4-0 Morningstar

Surprising few fans, new-look Newrook City are the first club to sack a manager, as Hecubah Statkis’ pleas to show patience fall on deaf ears after four wins in the first thirteen rounds. Slack at the back, toothless at the front, and looking out of ideas after an injury to Ida Lancer (who could have guessed!) leave them already looking like promotion is beyond them. Nikita Loeher, of also-relegated Southfell, clings to her job by a thread; the Tanners are 14th, winless in four, and still regularly handing Archer Flat starts not long after his 41st birthday. “He gets to rest when he gets suspended,” says Loeher drily, and it might not entirely be a joke; he picks up his third red card of the season after a brutal challenge against Rochford, and the 10-man Tanners go from 1-0 up to losing 2-1.

It isn’t a good season for social mobility in general, as the promoted sides from 2Div have also been terrible. But ‘terrible’ for them, of course, doesn’t mean midtable ennui, but complete collapse. Soli and the Rovers have all of 17 points between them from 19 rounds. After a crushing defeat to Diamondqueen, nominally a relegation six-pointer, Stahlburg Rovers ‘mutually’ parted ways with Gough Bauer and hired Hecubah Statkis for the rebuild; Statkis is on track to be relegated at a rate of about twice every three seasons across her career.

So if the relegated sides aren’t competing, who is? New Oakstone have got it together, it looks like. They’ve lost just once in the first half of the season, and have an 11-point lead on the playoff place. The front two of Ballard and St. Cleer have a simply unfair amount of pace, power, intelligence and ruthlessness for this level - St. Cleer’s on a stunning 17 goals for the season, Ballard a ‘mere’ 12 - while the addition of Sverre Uzuni has injected the necessary steel into midfield. But it’s Uzuni’s old club, Leichhardt, that are stunning onlookers. Granted, playing far from scintillating football, but they’ve grinded and shoved their way to the playoff place, and reasserted their reputation as the team nobody wants to visit. Not just because they’re based out of the Vale.

First Round
Coret Rovers 3-0 AFC Hoxenhaven
Grey Egress 0-4 FC Seierstad
Extreme Hills 0-1 Ringway
AFC Fassbend 0-0 South Parrhesia (0-0 AET, 4-5 PKs)
Strephonage 0-0 Caldwick Strand (1-0 AET)
Constance Park 2-1 Riverkey
Brookford Vantablack 1-2 Barhara Cavaliers
Southriver 0-0 Sutcroft (1-1 AET, 2-3 PKs)
Corvistone City 0-1 Creed Rosebud
Moxstone Fortune 0-1 Iberia Chenoworth
AFC Ilestadt 2-0 AFC Verdane
The Travellers FC 4-3 Broadenburg Tor
Crownsend Journey 1-3 Tarnaeher FC
Stockyard Hounds 0-2 Cranequin Souths
Quillsiders 0-1 Cypher Nightwatch
Stahlburg Bannermen 0-0 AFC Shrikeroost (0-0 AET, 3-1 PKs)
Downsparrow 3-2 Hackett
Long Lake 3-0 Martane Place
Chenoworth Teutons 1-2 Solback River
Hawkeshaw United 2-1 Osburn Scarlets
Crisisbless Athletic 1-4 AFC Fassbend
Aspen Grove 5-1 Fully Sick XI
Stilwell Kickers 0-3 Kensey Town
Coret Hammerheads 1-0 Brunyard FC

Second Round
Constance Park 3-1 Cranequin Souths
Mueller's Crossing 0-5 Parrhesia United
South Parrhesia 1-1 Corvette Maulers (1-3 AET)
Newrook City 2-1 FC Seierstad
Bishop 2-0 Cypher Nightwatch
Morningstar 1-1 AFC Rochford (1-1 AET, 7-8 PKs)
Locksley 3-1 Barhara Cavaliers
Blau-Weiss Treason 2-0 Lindmark Falcons
The Travellers FC 0-2 Coret Hammerheads
Brookford Otters 6-0 The Hanged Man
Mantlegrove 0-0 Lindwurm Delta (1-0 AET)
Pillars of Southfell 0-0 Autumnstone (0-0 AET, 2-3 PKs)
Advance Lazuli 2-3 New Oakstone Phoenix
Brinemouth Krakens 0-1 Ingram Township
Ringway 1-2 West Brinemouth
Latin Enclave FC 1-3 Creed Rosebud
Cranequin Wanderers 2-2 Longwinter (2-2 AET, 5-4 PKs)
Hawkeshaw United 0-1 Stonegrave
Lockheed Zenith 2-0 Cypher Town
Rosary Brinemouth 0-1 Stahlburg Rovers
Armstrong 1-0 Aspen Grove
Aries Solitaire 4-1 Tarnaeher FC
AFC Southsands 2-2 Sutcroft (2-2 AET, 1-3 PKs)
South Laithland 0-0 AFC Shale (0-0 AET, 0-1 PKs)
Ritter Town 4-3 Gosmouth Swans
Besand's Folly 5-3 Creed United
Riverkey Shells 1-0 Coret Rovers
Rochford Pilgrims 1-1 Iberia Chenoworth (2-1 AET)
Belgrave 6-0 Strephonage
Brokenarch 1-0 Cranequin City
Chenoworth Rovers 3-0 Boltcroft Thorns
Kensey Town 0-2 The Strongest
Dartmouth Terriers 0-3 Gonen's Bridge
North Sabrefell 4-0 Downsparrow
Long Lake 3-1 Northside Eagles
Vermillion Wanderers 1-3 North Laithland
Southfell United 2-4 AFC Serpentine
Lazuli Diamonds 7-2 AFC Ilestadt
Peregrine 6-0 Sheridan
AFC Fassbend 1-1 Solback River (1-2 AET)
Alliance Barossia 0-0 Diamondqueen (1-0 AET)
Leichhardt 5-0 Shimmering Quay
Stahlburg Bannermen 0-3 Mapleford
Greygate 3-1 Ballardine FC

Third Round
Ritter Town 0-4 Chenoworth Harriers
Cranequin Wanderers 2-0 West Brinemouth
Greygate 1-1 Chenoworth Rovers (2-1 AET)
North Sabrefell 0-0 Belgrave (0-0 AET, 1-2 PKs)
Ingram Township 1-1 AFC Serpentine (1-3 AET)
North Laithland 5-3 The Strongest
Peregrine 1-1 Brookford Otters (1-1 AET, 2-3 PKs)
Sabrefell Moths 1-1 Mantlegrove (1-1 AET, 1-3 PKs)
Riverkey Shells 3-4 Aries Chariots
Parrhesia United 2-1 Lazuli Diamonds
Coret Hammerheads 0-4 Raven River
Coret Hawks 2-1 Brinemouth
Autumnstone 1-2 AFC Treason
Crisisbless 2-1 Besand's Folly
Long Lake 0-5 Sabrefell Athletic
Brokenarch 0-5 Aries Solitaire
AFC Rochford 1-2 Corvette Maulers
Rochford Pilgrims 0-1 Alliance Barossia
Vermillion Rage 5-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Chatswood 6-0 Creed Rosebud
AFC Shale 1-0 Gonen's Bridge
Iron City 3-1 Mapleford
Bishop 3-0 Sutcroft
New Oakstone Phoenix 0-2 Crisisbless United
Blau-Weiss Treason 2-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Starling 3-1 Stonegrave
AFC Corvistone 3-0 Leichhardt
Corinthians No Longer 0-3 Goodfeather FC
Constance Park 0-2 Stahlburg City
Solback River 0-9 Locksley
Lockheed Zenith 2-1 Newrook City
Barossia United 2-0 Armstrong

Fourth Round
Alliance Barossia 1-3 Raven River
Vermillion Rage 1-1 Brookford Otters (4-1 AET)
Locksley 0-3 AFC Treason
Crisisbless United 4-1 Aries Chariots
Blau-Weiss Treason 2-0 Lockheed Zenith
Iron City 1-0 Parrhesia United
Corvette Maulers 3-0 Bishop
Goodfeather FC 3-1 Mantlegrove
Sabrefell Athletic 2-0 AFC Corvistone
Crisisbless 0-0 Greygate (1-0 AET)
Barossia United 1-0 Aries Solitaire
Belgrave 1-0 Coret Hawks
North Laithland 1-2 AFC Shale
Chatswood 1-3 Chenoworth Harriers
Starling 1-3 Stahlburg City
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 AFC Serpentine

Fifth Round
AFC Shale 1-3 Crisisbless
Sabrefell Athletic 0-2 Stahlburg City
Raven River 1-0 Iron City
Blau-Weiss Treason 2-2 Corvette Maulers (2-3 AET)
Crisisbless United 4-1 Vermillion Rage
Goodfeather FC 1-1 Chenoworth Harriers (2-1 AET)
Barossia United 2-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Belgrave 1-3 AFC Treason


Rensenbrink Cup Quarterfinal Matchups
Crisisbless vs. Stahlburg City
Raven River vs. Corvette Maulers
Crisisbless United vs. Goodfeather FC
Barossia United vs. AFC Treason

ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Sabrefell Athletic 19 14 2 3 47 24 +23 44
2 Crisisbless 19 13 2 4 51 12 +39 41
3 Coret Hawks 19 12 2 5 55 26 +29 38
4 Stahlburg City 19 11 4 4 31 17 +14 37

5 Brinemouth 19 10 6 3 45 27 +18 36
6 Aries Chariots 19 9 6 4 40 21 +19 33
7 Sabrefell Moths 19 9 6 4 35 24 +11 33

8 AFC Treason 19 9 4 6 32 21 +11 31
9 AFC Corvistone 19 9 4 6 29 30 -1 31
10 Raven River 19 9 2 8 25 30 -5 29
11 Starling 19 6 4 9 33 37 -4 22
12 Chatswood 19 6 4 9 24 35 -11 22
13 Chenoworth Harriers 19 5 4 10 30 34 -4 19
14 Iron City 19 4 7 8 18 32 -14 19
15 Vermillion Rage 19 5 3 11 21 42 -21 18
16 Goodfeather FC 19 4 6 9 20 46 -26 18
17 Corinthians No Longer 19 3 8 8 22 31 -9 17
18 Barossia United 19 5 0 14 18 38 -20 15
19 Chardonnay Rangers 19 4 3 12 19 41 -22 15
20 Crisisbless United 19 3 3 13 18 45 -27 12

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 New Oakstone Phoenix 19 14 4 1 61 17 +44 46
2 North Laithland 19 13 1 5 42 20 +22 40

3 Leichhardt 19 10 5 4 30 13 +17 35
4 Cranequin Wanderers 19 9 7 3 26 16 +10 34
5 AFC Rochford 19 9 7 3 25 17 +8 34
6 Creed United 19 9 6 4 26 20 +6 33
7 South Laithland 19 10 2 7 24 19 +5 32
8 North Sabrefell 19 8 6 5 39 22 +17 30
9 Parrhesia United 19 8 6 5 28 21 +7 30
10 Newrook City 19 7 8 4 28 22 +6 29
11 Brookford Otters 19 6 7 6 28 22 +6 25
12 Alliance Barossia 19 7 4 8 28 29 -1 25
13 Belgrave 19 7 3 9 27 33 -6 24
14 Southfell United 19 6 5 8 24 23 +1 23
15 Gonen's Bridge 19 6 4 9 30 40 -10 22
16 Chenoworth Rovers 19 4 4 11 17 34 -17 16
17 Diamondqueen 19 4 3 12 25 53 -28 15
18 Morningstar 19 3 4 12 21 42 -21 13
19 Aries Solitaire 19 2 4 13 25 60 -35 10
20 Stahlburg Rovers 19 1 4 14 17 48 -31 7

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Peregrine 19 13 3 3 39 21 +18 42
2 Autumnstone 19 10 6 3 33 24 +9 36

3 Boltcroft Thorns 19 10 4 5 48 32 +16 34
4 Lindwurm Delta 19 9 6 4 44 21 +23 33
5 Corvette Maulers 19 9 6 4 35 24 +11 33
6 Greygate 19 10 3 6 30 23 +7 33
7 Vermillion Wanderers 19 9 5 5 27 21 +6 32
8 West Brinemouth 19 8 5 6 27 20 +7 29
9 Mantlegrove 19 7 7 5 24 21 +3 28
10 AFC Serpentine 19 7 7 5 35 35 +0 28
11 Ingram Township 19 7 6 6 14 14 +0 27
12 Pillars of Southfell 19 6 5 8 23 29 -6 23
13 The Strongest 19 6 4 9 34 46 -12 22
14 Gosmouth Swans 19 5 6 8 20 23 -3 21
15 Ballardine FC 19 6 3 10 21 26 -5 21
16 Lazuli Diamonds 19 6 2 11 34 47 -13 20
17 Cranequin City 19 5 4 10 15 19 -4 19
18 Armstrong 19 3 7 9 12 23 -11 16
19 Lindmark Falcons 19 4 4 11 21 44 -23 16
20 Locksley 19 2 3 14 18 41 -23 9
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MATCHDAY 20
Iron City 1-0 Aries Chariots
Crisisbless United 1-6 Raven River
Barossia United 0-3 Sabrefell Athletic
Goodfeather FC 0-1 Sabrefell Moths
Chatswood 0-1 Brinemouth
Chardonnay Rangers 1-3 Crisisbless
Corinthians No Longer 0-1 Coret Hawks
Chenoworth Harriers 0-2 AFC Corvistone
Vermillion Rage 0-3 Stahlburg City
AFC Treason 3-4 Starling
MATCHDAY 21
Aries Chariots 5-1 Crisisbless United
Iron City 0-1 Barossia United
Raven River 2-0 Goodfeather FC
Sabrefell Athletic 2-1 Chatswood
Sabrefell Moths 4-0 Chardonnay Rangers
Brinemouth 6-0 Corinthians No Longer
Crisisbless 0-0 Chenoworth Harriers
Coret Hawks 1-2 Vermillion Rage
AFC Corvistone 0-2 AFC Treason
Stahlburg City 2-1 Starling
MATCHDAY 22
Barossia United 1-2 Aries Chariots
Goodfeather FC 1-2 Crisisbless United
Chatswood 1-0 Iron City
Chardonnay Rangers 6-1 Raven River
Corinthians No Longer 0-1 Sabrefell Athletic
Chenoworth Harriers 4-1 Sabrefell Moths
Vermillion Rage 2-0 Brinemouth
AFC Treason 0-1 Crisisbless
Starling 1-4 Coret Hawks
Stahlburg City 2-0 AFC Corvistone
MATCHDAY 23
Aries Chariots 5-1 Goodfeather FC
Barossia United 0-0 Chatswood
Crisisbless United 1-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Iron City 1-1 Corinthians No Longer
Raven River 3-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Sabrefell Athletic 0-1 Vermillion Rage
Sabrefell Moths 0-2 AFC Treason
Brinemouth 0-1 Starling
Crisisbless 0-3 Stahlburg City
Coret Hawks 6-5 AFC Corvistone
MATCHDAY 24
Chatswood 0-0 Aries Chariots
Chardonnay Rangers 1-3 Goodfeather FC
Corinthians No Longer 0-2 Barossia United
Chenoworth Harriers 0-2 Crisisbless United
Vermillion Rage 3-0 Iron City
AFC Treason 4-2 Raven River
Starling 0-2 Sabrefell Athletic
Stahlburg City 1-2 Sabrefell Moths
AFC Corvistone 1-3 Brinemouth
Coret Hawks 0-1 Crisisbless
MATCHDAY 25
Aries Chariots 3-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Chatswood 0-1 Corinthians No Longer
Goodfeather FC 1-3 Chenoworth Harriers
Barossia United 5-2 Vermillion Rage
Crisisbless United 0-4 AFC Treason
Iron City 2-2 Starling
Raven River 0-1 Stahlburg City
Sabrefell Athletic 5-2 AFC Corvistone
Sabrefell Moths 4-5 Coret Hawks
Brinemouth 3-0 Crisisbless
MATCHDAY 26
Corinthians No Longer 0-5 Aries Chariots
Chenoworth Harriers 2-1 Chardonnay Rangers
Vermillion Rage 1-0 Chatswood
AFC Treason 2-1 Goodfeather FC
Starling 1-0 Barossia United
Stahlburg City 3-1 Crisisbless United
AFC Corvistone 2-1 Iron City
Coret Hawks 6-2 Raven River
Crisisbless 0-3 Sabrefell Athletic
Brinemouth 1-2 Sabrefell Moths
MATCHDAY 27
Aries Chariots 2-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Corinthians No Longer 5-3 Vermillion Rage
Chardonnay Rangers 0-0 AFC Treason
Chatswood 0-1 Starling
Goodfeather FC 4-2 Stahlburg City
Barossia United 0-0 AFC Corvistone
Crisisbless United 5-4 Coret Hawks
Iron City 1-2 Crisisbless
Raven River 1-6 Brinemouth
Sabrefell Athletic 1-6 Sabrefell Moths
MATCHDAY 28
Vermillion Rage 3-1 Aries Chariots
AFC Treason 2-1 Chenoworth Harriers
Starling 1-2 Corinthians No Longer
Stahlburg City 0-0 Chardonnay Rangers
AFC Corvistone 1-1 Chatswood
Coret Hawks 3-1 Goodfeather FC
Crisisbless 2-1 Barossia United
Brinemouth 3-1 Crisisbless United
Sabrefell Moths 5-1 Iron City
Sabrefell Athletic 2-2 Raven River

The Rams have gone from strength to strength, continuing to blow teams away. They aren’t the most defensively resolute, nor are they the most prolific side in the league, but what they do have is that hard-honed edge of pulling through matches one way or another. A winner’s mentality. For all that Kosovare Fairweather has done to revitalise the Heelers - she’s probably on track to being their greatest-ever manager - it’s Tolsii who has won the trophies abroad, and that experience puts them in excellent stead. So they beat Barossia, Chatswood, CNL, Starling, Corvistone. Sometimes comfortably, sometimes not, but doing enough. Reliably. And after a downright breezy 3-0 away win over Crisisbless, the title seemed sealed.

And then… the Sabrefell derby happened.

It wasn’t like the Moths had really done a whole lot since Lexus Ulreich had taken over; indeed the Chariots were still stubbornly ahead. The side still looked disjointed, and some players were struggling to really gain their best form, though at least Jonathan Bagshaw had properly started to cook. But everyone expected a comfortable Rams win, albeit maybe with the Moths managing to get in an injury or two; Cass Rothvogel has turned into a proper filthy bitch of a player, and the fans are at last warming to her.

But Rothvogel instead, this match, provides a peach of an assist, a rocketed pass over the top that is effortlessly trapped by Bagshaw, then blasted past Sourtois. The game is four minutes old. And that puts the wind in the Moths’ sails. They’re aided, perhaps, by permissive refereeing - that’s certainly the claim of an incandescent Kalia Tolsii - but the ruthless high pressing forces Athletic into mistake after mistake. It’s 2-1 after the first half, but unfortunately for the Rams, they’re let down by inexperience. Rebekka Kajsdottir, who has this season staked her claim to being a truly world-class player, lashes out after fifty-two minutes of systematic fouling and stamps down on Kyri Levering’s ankle.

Levering limps off, but Rebekka’s down the tunnel. One less red shirt on the pitch makes all the difference; those remaining have no space, no time, and are swallowed up by the tireless high press. Riordan lashes home the rest of a hat-trick, and Serval and Gyldenstroem finish the job in a 6-1 slaughtering. Athletic stumble to drop points against River, and suddenly, ‘just’ six points adrift, Crisisbless - despite the recent, chastening defeat - sense, in Fairweather’s words, “just the sliver of an opening.”

Coret and Stahlburg remain, stubbornly, in the top four. They’ve continued to get it done just the same way as before; Stahlburg through grinding wins, Coret by simply blasting their opponents into eternity. The Hawks are, indeed, the most watchable team in the league; they blasted through Corvistone 6-5, put five past the Moths then another six past River in the space of four matches, then lost 5-4 to lowly Crisisbless United. “The lads are in high confidence,” said Reinhard Lockwood sanguinely. “When they’re in form like this, I’m there to help them play to their best. Their instinct shows them the right thing to do.”

The relegation battle is running hot, with a number of mediocre teams involved in the race. Chenoworth Harriers are likely going to be safe, but they’ve undoubtedly failed to kick on as expected. Barossia United have come up with some great victories, but a struggle to see through games - they’ve only had two draws! - risks costing them. After coming out of the traps strong with a grinding but deserved 1-0 win over the Chariots, Iron City simply forgot how to win, and a run of eight winless matches risks squandering their strong start. But in the danger zone, for now, it’s Goodfeather FC, Chardonnay Rangers and, surprisingly nobody, Crisisbless United.

Goodfeather’s issue is at the back. Sam Ryman is a great defender, but he can’t do it alone and too often has to; goalkeeper Peridot has magnificent distribution but her shot-stopping has tailed off and her pace off her line is, too, while Marcia Danmarch, for all her promise, isn’t the destroyer at the base of the diamond she’s got to be, and alternatives Anzehelm and Ewan aren’t good enough. Goodfeather and Chardonnay both did excellently last season, but just look barely recognisable; it’s those successes that are likely keeping their managers around. Crisisbless United, though, were always going to be up against it. The only shock is that they’ve found some goals in them, through the unlikely source of putting veteran winger Dimitra Karvelas up front; the 34-year old has feasted off the service of her hard-running, inventive attacking midfielders behind, and driven home nine goals since the experioment began. Just three points from potential safety, they’re far from sunk.

MATCHDAY 20
Stahlburg Rovers 1-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Aries Solitaire 1-1 Brookford Otters
Southfell United 3-0 Diamondqueen
Newrook City 2-0 Belgrave
South Laithland 0-0 AFC Rochford
Creed United 1-2 Alliance Barossia
North Sabrefell 0-0 Parrhesia United
Gonen's Bridge 1-0 Leichhardt
Morningstar 0-2 Chenoworth Rovers
North Laithland 6-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
MATCHDAY 21
Cranequin Wanderers 2-1 Aries Solitaire
Stahlburg Rovers 0-1 Southfell United
Brookford Otters 0-1 Newrook City
Diamondqueen 1-3 South Laithland
Belgrave 0-0 Creed United
AFC Rochford 4-0 North Sabrefell
Alliance Barossia 3-0 Gonen's Bridge
Parrhesia United 3-1 Morningstar
Leichhardt 1-1 North Laithland
Chenoworth Rovers 1-3 New Oakstone Phoenix
MATCHDAY 22
Southfell United 1-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Newrook City 1-1 Aries Solitaire
South Laithland 4-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Creed United 1-0 Brookford Otters
North Sabrefell 1-0 Diamondqueen
Gonen's Bridge 4-6 Belgrave
Morningstar 1-0 AFC Rochford
North Laithland 5-3 Alliance Barossia
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-2 Parrhesia United
Chenoworth Rovers 0-1 Leichhardt
MATCHDAY 23
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 Newrook City
Southfell United 2-0 South Laithland
Aries Solitaire 1-2 Creed United
Stahlburg Rovers 1-1 North Sabrefell
Brookford Otters 1-1 Gonen's Bridge
Diamondqueen 1-2 Morningstar
Belgrave 0-5 North Laithland
AFC Rochford 3-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Alliance Barossia 0-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Parrhesia United 1-1 Leichhardt
MATCHDAY 24
South Laithland 1-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Creed United 0-0 Newrook City
North Sabrefell 0-0 Southfell United
Gonen's Bridge 2-5 Aries Solitaire
Morningstar 1-2 Stahlburg Rovers
North Laithland 5-2 Brookford Otters
New Oakstone Phoenix 4-0 Diamondqueen
Chenoworth Rovers 2-2 Belgrave
Leichhardt 0-1 AFC Rochford
Parrhesia United 2-0 Alliance Barossia
MATCHDAY 25
Cranequin Wanderers 2-0 Creed United
South Laithland 2-3 North Sabrefell
Newrook City 2-0 Gonen's Bridge
Southfell United 2-2 Morningstar
Aries Solitaire 2-2 North Laithland
Stahlburg Rovers 3-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Brookford Otters 3-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Diamondqueen 0-0 Leichhardt
Belgrave 0-3 Parrhesia United
AFC Rochford 1-1 Alliance Barossia
MATCHDAY 26
North Sabrefell 2-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Gonen's Bridge 3-1 Creed United
Morningstar 1-0 South Laithland
North Laithland 1-1 Newrook City
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-3 Southfell United
Chenoworth Rovers 1-0 Aries Solitaire
Leichhardt 1-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Parrhesia United 1-0 Brookford Otters
Alliance Barossia 2-4 Diamondqueen
AFC Rochford 3-0 Belgrave
MATCHDAY 27
Cranequin Wanderers 3-1 Gonen's Bridge
North Sabrefell 5-0 Morningstar
Creed United 1-2 North Laithland
South Laithland 0-4 New Oakstone Phoenix
Newrook City 1-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Southfell United 0-0 Leichhardt
Aries Solitaire 1-1 Parrhesia United
Stahlburg Rovers 1-2 Alliance Barossia
Brookford Otters 0-1 AFC Rochford
Diamondqueen 2-1 Belgrave
MATCHDAY 28
Morningstar 0-0 Cranequin Wanderers
North Laithland 3-0 Gonen's Bridge
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-0 North Sabrefell
Chenoworth Rovers 0-1 Creed United
Leichhardt 1-1 South Laithland
Parrhesia United 0-3 Newrook City
Alliance Barossia 2-3 Southfell United
AFC Rochford 2-1 Aries Solitaire
Belgrave 0-1 Stahlburg Rovers
Diamondqueen 1-0 Brookford Otters

North Laithland play New Oakstone Phoenix to kick off the second half of the season, and all eyes are on it. The Phoenix won the first leg 3-1, fairly comfortably, and have only gone from strength to strength since, but the Spiders are the only side who are even close to challenging them for the title. “Look,” says Nixi captain Antelmi-Evans, “nobody’s saying if we win this away tie, the title race will be over,” in the specificity and tone that implies very much Antelmi-Evans thinks, if they win this away tie, the title race will be over. And it would be a nine-point gap.

North Laithland come out swinging, nothing to lose, everything to gain. Just seventeen seconds in and a few uninterrupted passes, Maria Zambrotta thumps a shot at goal; Valencia gets down to it well to parry. And Nixi find it hard to get out of their own area, though they never deviate from their plan. To their cost. Under pressure, Chelsi Ponder’s attempt to play the ball out from the back is snaffled up by Eustaquio Abaya, who quickly plays a deft one-two with Masuda before centring the ball for Severa Freeport to smash home.

Nixi stay calm, go in for the interval, and come out for second half with steam coming out of their nostrils. There’s an initial flurry, and a credible penalty shout is turned down, and Turner makes a sharp double save to deny Keel and St. Cleer in quick succession. Just three minutes later, a free kick from Abaya is thumped home by the hulking centre-half Axel Bahr, and this proves the killer blow. Nixi are reduced to throwing themselves forward and get gutted on the break, 3-0 following soon, a thumping header from Ballard beating Turner at her near post to make it 3-1 and within reach, but 4-1 follows soon after that. Another two goals fly past the exposed Valencia, and the best Nixi can do is score a second themselves, a thumping half-volley on the turn from Uzuni probably the goal of the game and at least making the scoreline look semi-respectable. Semi. Conceding six goals never looks good, and now the gap at the top is down to three points.

The match proves portentous, as Nixi continue to stumble, not quite the side they were in their imperious first half. The Spiders, by contrast, go from strength to strength, and ultimately take a two-point lead at the top of the table. Leichhardt’s early form proves unsustainable but, bizarrely, young Kalevi Trill’s Rochford find themselves in the playoff slot, compensating for a lack of particular inspiration in midfield - save the revitalised Ninian Petrus, who at some point appears to have found the world’s most accurate left foot - with good old-fashioned defensive masterclasses. They’ve leaned a lot on goalkeeper Vajra Cole, true. But the results don’t lie. The pick of the bunch is a 4-0 destruction of North Sabrefell, which causes the Bohemians, promotion hopefuls at the season’s outset, to dismiss Marisha Cade. Tawny Shone winds up with the gig on an interim basis, promoted from the academy.

At the bottom, it’s still the promoted sides. Each of them are seven points adrift; the Rovers in particular have improved since Statkis’ arrival, but it does not look like it’s by nearly enough. But Statkis’ former club, Newrook, have improved since her departure. They were content to stick with an interim manager for a time, but picked up Leila Ramelow almost immediately after Vermillion Rage sacked her. A controversial appointment, but she’s backed it up with results, and pushed through the integration of young talents while banishing veterans to the sidelines.

RENSENBRINK CUP QUARTERFINALS
Crisisbless 1-1 Stahlburg City
Stahlburg City 0-2 Crisisbless
Crisisbless win 3-1 on aggregate.

The glamour tie of the round. Stahlburg City sit back and defend tightly in Crisisbless, conceding an early penalty but not deviating from the plan, snagging a late equaliser off a long throw. But Crisisbless come equipped to tear down the wall in the second leg; Kilgallic wins a penalty, going down softly enough to mean her every touch is booed for the rest of the game, and while Weaver initially saves Roux’s penalty, she can only parry it back down straight into Roux’s path for an easy redemption. And Roux completes her atonement, putting a beautifully weighted cross onto Woodcarver’s head, a downward-angled header leaving Weaver without a chance.

Raven River 4-2 Corvette Maulers
Corvette Maulers 1-1 Raven River
Raven River win 5-3 on aggregate.

“We’re not going down and not really in a position to push for top seven,” says River manager Chimera Moxham before the match, “so this is where our fans will expect us to focus.” She’s true to her word, bringing her biggest guns to bear, but their fans would have expected them to make shorter work of third-tier Corvette. Visse Brass’ hat-trick - the fringe Cormorant benefiting from acres of space - sees River through to a 4-2 home win, but River labour in the Vale, only able to draw. Still, it doesn’t really matter.

Crisisbless United 0-4 Goodfeather FC
Goodfeather FC 0-6 Crisisbless United
Crisisbless United win 6-4 on aggregate.

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Barossia United 1-1 AFC Treason
AFC Treason 1-1 Barossia United (1-2 AET)
Barossia United win 3-2 on aggregate.

The scalp of the round. Barossia aren’t content to just sit back and hope for the best, but take the fight assertively to their much-heralded opponents. It’s unusual to see Treason be unnerved by physicality; nevertheless, that is what happens. And Barossia have the technique to back it up, each of their three goals a thing of beauty. A peach of a through-ball from Djordic finds Dzira May through the lines, whipped first-time low beyond Vonstratten to give Barossia a late leveller at home; Woodwright leathers a direct free kick straight into the top right to put them ahead in Treason, and finally, a scissor-kick from May… well, it’s going wide, but it deflects in off Tirel’s face. And with the Zenith’s current rules on own goal attribution (specifically, ‘to not’), that counts.

ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Sabrefell Athletic 28 20 3 5 66 36 +30 63
2 Crisisbless 28 18 3 7 60 24 +36 57
3 Coret Hawks 28 18 2 8 85 47 +38 56
4 Stahlburg City 28 17 5 6 48 25 +23 56

5 Brinemouth 28 16 6 6 68 35 +33 54
6 Aries Chariots 28 15 7 6 63 30 +33 52
7 Sabrefell Moths 28 15 6 7 60 39 +21 51

8 AFC Treason 28 15 5 8 51 30 +21 50
9 AFC Corvistone 28 11 6 11 42 50 -8 39
10 Raven River 28 12 3 13 44 58 -14 39
11 Vermillion Rage 28 11 3 14 38 57 -19 36
12 Starling 28 10 5 13 45 52 -7 35
13 Chenoworth Harriers 28 8 5 15 43 48 -5 29
14 Chatswood 28 7 7 14 27 42 -15 28
15 Corinthians No Longer 28 6 9 13 31 51 -20 27
16 Barossia United 28 8 2 18 28 48 -20 26
17 Iron City 28 5 9 14 25 49 -24 24
18 Goodfeather FC 28 6 6 16 32 67 -35 24
19 Chardonnay Rangers 28 6 5 17 31 58 -27 23
20 Crisisbless United 28 6 3 19 32 73 -41 21

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 North Laithland 28 19 4 5 72 32 +40 61
2 New Oakstone Phoenix 28 18 5 5 84 35 +49 59

3 AFC Rochford 28 15 9 4 40 22 +18 54
4 Cranequin Wanderers 28 15 9 4 40 23 +17 54
5 Newrook City 28 12 11 5 39 25 +14 47
6 Leichhardt 28 12 10 6 35 18 +17 46
7 Parrhesia United 28 12 10 6 41 29 +12 46
8 North Sabrefell 28 12 9 7 51 32 +19 45
9 Creed United 28 12 8 8 33 30 +3 44
10 Southfell United 28 11 9 8 39 30 +9 42
11 South Laithland 28 12 4 12 35 33 +2 40
12 Alliance Barossia 28 10 5 13 43 47 -4 35
13 Brookford Otters 28 7 9 12 35 35 +0 30
14 Belgrave 28 8 5 15 36 55 -19 29
15 Gonen's Bridge 28 8 5 15 42 64 -22 29
16 Chenoworth Rovers 28 7 5 16 25 45 -20 26
17 Diamondqueen 28 7 4 17 34 69 -35 25
18 Morningstar 28 6 6 16 29 57 -28 24
19 Aries Solitaire 28 3 8 17 38 74 -36 17
20 Stahlburg Rovers 28 4 5 19 26 62 -36 17

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W  D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Lindwurm Delta 28 16 8 4 67 28 +39 56
2 Peregrine 28 17 5 6 50 29 +21 56

3 Vermillion Wanderers 28 16 7 5 51 26 +25 55
4 Boltcroft Thorns 28 16 6 6 70 40 +30 54
5 Greygate 28 15 4 9 45 32 +13 49
6 Autumnstone 28 14 7 7 47 35 +12 49
7 Mantlegrove 28 11 10 7 37 29 +8 43
8 Corvette Maulers 28 12 7 9 46 43 +3 43
9 Ingram Township 28 10 10 8 21 18 +3 40
10 AFC Serpentine 28 11 7 10 50 48 +2 40
11 Cranequin City 28 11 6 11 27 25 +2 39
12 West Brinemouth 28 10 7 11 36 29 +7 37
13 Pillars of Southfell 28 8 9 11 30 38 -8 33
14 Gosmouth Swans 28 8 8 12 36 42 -6 32
15 Lindmark Falcons 28 9 5 14 38 58 -20 32
16 Lazuli Diamonds 28 10 2 16 44 66 -22 32
17 Ballardine FC 28 7 7 14 36 47 -11 28
18 The Strongest 28 7 6 15 37 68 -31 27
19 Armstrong 28 4 8 16 15 37 -22 20
20 Locksley 28 2 3 23 23 68 -45 9
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MATCHDAY 29
Aries Chariots 4-2 AFC Treason
Vermillion Rage 1-2 Starling
Chenoworth Harriers 1-2 Stahlburg City
Corinthians No Longer 0-1 AFC Corvistone
Chardonnay Rangers 0-1 Coret Hawks
Chatswood 2-0 Crisisbless
Goodfeather FC 1-3 Brinemouth
Barossia United 1-5 Sabrefell Moths
Crisisbless United 1-4 Sabrefell Athletic
Iron City 1-1 Raven River
MATCHDAY 30
Starling 1-0 Aries Chariots
Stahlburg City 3-1 AFC Treason
AFC Corvistone 1-0 Vermillion Rage
Coret Hawks 1-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Crisisbless 2-1 Corinthians No Longer
Brinemouth 1-0 Chardonnay Rangers
Sabrefell Moths 4-0 Chatswood
Sabrefell Athletic 5-0 Goodfeather FC
Raven River 0-2 Barossia United
Iron City 1-3 Crisisbless United
MATCHDAY 31
Aries Chariots 1-0 Stahlburg City
Starling 1-2 AFC Corvistone
AFC Treason 1-2 Coret Hawks
Vermillion Rage 2-4 Crisisbless
Chenoworth Harriers 2-6 Brinemouth
Corinthians No Longer 0-4 Sabrefell Moths
Chardonnay Rangers 1-5 Sabrefell Athletic
Chatswood 1-0 Raven River
Goodfeather FC 0-0 Iron City
Barossia United 3-1 Crisisbless United
MATCHDAY 32
AFC Corvistone 1-1 Aries Chariots
Coret Hawks 2-0 Stahlburg City
Crisisbless 1-1 Starling
Brinemouth 2-2 AFC Treason
Sabrefell Moths 5-0 Vermillion Rage
Sabrefell Athletic 1-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Raven River 2-0 Corinthians No Longer
Iron City 0-2 Chardonnay Rangers
Crisisbless United 4-0 Chatswood
Barossia United 1-3 Goodfeather FC
MATCHDAY 33
Aries Chariots 2-3 Coret Hawks
AFC Corvistone 0-1 Crisisbless
Stahlburg City 1-0 Brinemouth
Starling 2-0 Sabrefell Moths
AFC Treason 1-2 Sabrefell Athletic
Vermillion Rage 4-4 Raven River
Chenoworth Harriers 1-1 Iron City
Corinthians No Longer 3-0 Crisisbless United
Chardonnay Rangers 1-0 Barossia United
Chatswood 2-0 Goodfeather FC
MATCHDAY 34
Crisisbless 2-1 Aries Chariots
Brinemouth 4-1 Coret Hawks
Sabrefell Moths 5-4 AFC Corvistone
Sabrefell Athletic 4-1 Stahlburg City
Raven River 2-2 Starling
Iron City 1-3 AFC Treason
Crisisbless United 0-1 Vermillion Rage
Barossia United 2-2 Chenoworth Harriers
Goodfeather FC 2-0 Corinthians No Longer
Chatswood 2-0 Chardonnay Rangers
MATCHDAY 35
Aries Chariots 1-1 Brinemouth
Crisisbless 2-0 Sabrefell Moths
Coret Hawks 0-0 Sabrefell Athletic
AFC Corvistone 2-1 Raven River
Stahlburg City 2-0 Iron City
Starling 3-0 Crisisbless United
AFC Treason 1-2 Barossia United
Vermillion Rage 6-1 Goodfeather FC
Chenoworth Harriers 0-0 Chatswood
Corinthians No Longer 1-3 Chardonnay Rangers
MATCHDAY 36
Sabrefell Moths 0-2 Aries Chariots
Sabrefell Athletic 1-0 Brinemouth
Raven River 0-0 Crisisbless
Iron City 0-1 Coret Hawks
Crisisbless United 1-4 AFC Corvistone
Barossia United 1-1 Stahlburg City
Goodfeather FC 0-1 Starling
Chatswood 0-1 AFC Treason
Chardonnay Rangers 1-4 Vermillion Rage
Corinthians No Longer 0-3 Chenoworth Harriers
MATCHDAY 37
Aries Chariots 4-3 Sabrefell Athletic
Sabrefell Moths 7-0 Raven River
Brinemouth 3-0 Iron City
Crisisbless 3-1 Crisisbless United
Coret Hawks 4-1 Barossia United
AFC Corvistone 2-0 Goodfeather FC
Stahlburg City 3-0 Chatswood
Starling 1-0 Chardonnay Rangers
AFC Treason 4-2 Corinthians No Longer
Vermillion Rage 1-1 Chenoworth Harriers

People shouldn’t have been surprised. Of course the Rams saw it through.

Any concern that they would have been rattled melted away witha forgiving run of fixtures that nevertheless saw Crisisbless United put down 4-1, Goodfeather mauled 5-0 and Chardonnay demolished 5-1. A surprising defeat to the Harriers followed, but Athletic ably navigated a tough run, taking 10 points from Treason, Stahlburg, Coret (a surprising scoreless draw between the league’s two most prolific sides) and, to clinch the league, a 1-0 win over Brinemouth. They’ve had a few jitters along the way; it has not been one of the great campaigns. But the resilience of a side that have only recently won a Champions League once again shone through.

Crisisbless surprised nobody by pushing on to secure second, while the Hawks, surprisingly, held firm onto third. The Hawks have flown high before, but just as often crashed hard in the aftermath, so the fans are left to wonder: will they be able to kick on? In particular, will they keep ahold of their key assets, the striker Jarngrimur, the homegrown midfielder Ceolwulf Druecker, and the manager Reinhard Lockwood? Certainly the former two would likely only countenance a guarantee of Champions League football… but even the most optimistic fan assumes they will be gone as soon as the top four finishes dry up.

Stahlburg City, too, remain in the top four, but their place is more precarious. They’ll need a result to be sure of staying there; Brinemouth are a point behind with vastly superior goal difference and play a Barossia side with one eye on the Cup and both feet out of the fire, while Sabrefell Moths, three points short, will likely steamroll an all-but-down Crisisbless United. Regardless of how it ends, it’s been a real statement of intent from Gratia Barker’s side, and at last positions the Smiths as a serious force in Nepharan football again.

Though no side is yet mathematically down, the relegation picture has clarified. Barossia pulled themselves out of the fire with some bold showings, while for Crisisbless United, a thrilling 4-0 win over Chatswood was a false dawn. Nobody blames Volga Hoellerer, nobody really blames the players. They were willing and brave, but just didn’t have the cattle. Nominally, they could still survive, but it would take a unprecedented swing of goal difference.

So, really, it comes down to four teams:
Chardonnay Rangers have recovered somewhat from their travails earlier in the season, reward for keeping the faith in Gerik Ramsey. They host a Corvistone side that have endured a frustratingly inconsistent season, but still enjoy a significant advantage in quality on paper.
Goodfeather FC have never deviated from their playing style, and at times been made to pay for it, but the quality is there and few doubt they have the ability to take the fight to any team in the league. Ominously, they must host Crisisbless, who beat them 9-0 in the return fixture.
Corinthians No Longer currently sit in the playoff place, and hope for a result against Stahlburg City, who need a result themselves. Their front there have lacked some dynamism, and while Aidan Seager has been a perfectly capable goalkeeper, they have missed Caelan Wright’s routine heroics between the sticks. Even should they survive, Katarin Brandt is all but certain to leave the club next season. There will need to be a well-navigated rebuild.
Should Stahlburg City win, that opens a window for one of their rivals, Iron City. All they have to do is beat… oh, Sabrefell Athletic. It’s been a desperately disappointing season for City, who have pushed the boat out on investment only for this result, though the club’s aim is to try and hold on to all that they can to try and effect an immediate turn-around, provided they cannot come up with the requisite miracle next round.

MATCHDAY 29
Cranequin Wanderers 1-0 North Laithland
Morningstar 1-0 New Oakstone Phoenix
Gonen's Bridge 0-1 Chenoworth Rovers
North Sabrefell 1-2 Leichhardt
Creed United 0-5 Parrhesia United
South Laithland 3-0 Alliance Barossia
Newrook City 0-2 AFC Rochford
Southfell United 1-0 Belgrave
Aries Solitaire 4-0 Diamondqueen
Stahlburg Rovers 1-2 Brookford Otters
MATCHDAY 30
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-0 Cranequin Wanderers
Chenoworth Rovers 1-5 North Laithland
Leichhardt 1-1 Morningstar
Parrhesia United 5-1 Gonen's Bridge
Alliance Barossia 0-4 North Sabrefell
AFC Rochford 0-1 Creed United
Belgrave 0-0 South Laithland
Diamondqueen 0-4 Newrook City
Brookford Otters 1-1 Southfell United
Stahlburg Rovers 1-2 Aries Solitaire
MATCHDAY 31
Cranequin Wanderers 2-1 Chenoworth Rovers
New Oakstone Phoenix 2-2 Leichhardt
North Laithland 1-2 Parrhesia United
Morningstar 4-0 Alliance Barossia
Gonen's Bridge 0-3 AFC Rochford
North Sabrefell 3-1 Belgrave
Creed United 0-1 Diamondqueen
South Laithland 2-3 Brookford Otters
Newrook City 3-1 Stahlburg Rovers
Southfell United 1-1 Aries Solitaire
MATCHDAY 32
Leichhardt 0-2 Cranequin Wanderers
Parrhesia United 6-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Alliance Barossia 2-3 New Oakstone Phoenix
AFC Rochford 1-0 North Laithland
Belgrave 0-0 Morningstar
Diamondqueen 0-4 Gonen's Bridge
Brookford Otters 3-2 North Sabrefell
Stahlburg Rovers 0-2 Creed United
Aries Solitaire 2-2 South Laithland
Southfell United 1-0 Newrook City
MATCHDAY 33
Cranequin Wanderers 1-1 Parrhesia United
Leichhardt 0-0 Alliance Barossia
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 AFC Rochford
New Oakstone Phoenix 4-1 Belgrave
North Laithland 2-0 Diamondqueen
Morningstar 4-0 Brookford Otters
Gonen's Bridge 1-1 Stahlburg Rovers
North Sabrefell 2-0 Aries Solitaire
Creed United 1-0 Southfell United
South Laithland 2-2 Newrook City
MATCHDAY 34
Alliance Barossia 0-1 Cranequin Wanderers
AFC Rochford 1-4 Parrhesia United
Belgrave 1-0 Leichhardt
Diamondqueen 0-1 Chenoworth Rovers
Brookford Otters 1-5 New Oakstone Phoenix
Stahlburg Rovers 0-3 North Laithland
Aries Solitaire 1-1 Morningstar
Southfell United 4-1 Gonen's Bridge
Newrook City 2-0 North Sabrefell
South Laithland 1-2 Creed United
MATCHDAY 35
Cranequin Wanderers 1-1 AFC Rochford
Alliance Barossia 1-4 Belgrave
Parrhesia United 3-1 Diamondqueen
Leichhardt 1-0 Brookford Otters
Chenoworth Rovers 0-1 Stahlburg Rovers
New Oakstone Phoenix 4-1 Aries Solitaire
North Laithland 0-0 Southfell United
Morningstar 0-3 Newrook City
Gonen's Bridge 2-4 South Laithland
North Sabrefell 0-1 Creed United
MATCHDAY 36
Belgrave 2-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Diamondqueen 1-1 AFC Rochford
Brookford Otters 3-2 Alliance Barossia
Stahlburg Rovers 0-4 Parrhesia United
Aries Solitaire 1-5 Leichhardt
Southfell United 0-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Newrook City 2-5 New Oakstone Phoenix
South Laithland 3-1 North Laithland
Creed United 1-2 Morningstar
North Sabrefell 3-0 Gonen's Bridge
MATCHDAY 37
Cranequin Wanderers 0-0 Diamondqueen
Belgrave 0-2 Brookford Otters
AFC Rochford 0-0 Stahlburg Rovers
Alliance Barossia 0-2 Aries Solitaire
Parrhesia United 0-1 Southfell United
Leichhardt 3-2 Newrook City
Chenoworth Rovers 1-1 South Laithland
New Oakstone Phoenix 1-4 Creed United
North Laithland 3-1 North Sabrefell
Morningstar 5-1 Gonen's Bridge

A run of three defeats in four sees North Laithland surrender the initiative, and Nixi take full advantage, roaring back into top spot and ultimately securing the title with a couple of games to spare. The secret of their power? Well, they’ve scored 110 goals. That’s probably got something to do with it. But the Spiders, too, have at least got the Zenith to look forward to, a league they still regard as their natural place; a league, of course, that they have won within memory.

The three sides scrapping over the playoff do not look especially likely to trouble the Zenith next season. Neither Cranequin Wanderers nor AFC Rochford - though the Owls’ run has been hugely impressive - have been prolific by the standards of a side competing at the business end, and have indeed scored 11 goals fewer than Nixi combined. Danijel Brymora’s Parrhesia look better in terms of the goal count and have, after a lot of pain, begun to blood some young talent again, but they do not look ready for the top flight. Each of the three have lost multiple fewer matches than the Spiders, but draws have been their downfall. Absent from the conversation: a hugely disappointing North Sabrefell, mired now in 10th.

Only the presence of the playoff injects any drama into the relegation fight, with the top three secured. But at least Soli, unlike Stahlburg Rovers, have given themselves a fighting chance with a significant uptick of form lately, though it may be too late. They’re a point behind Diamondqueen with far superior goal difference. There’s only one problem: Diamondqueen have a soft tie against Stahlburg Rovers. Soli have a relatively easy fixture against an unimpressive Belgrave, but even so, it doesn’t look good.

RENSENBRINK CUP SEMIFINALS
Crisisbless 2-1 Raven River
Raven River 2-1 Crisisbless (2-2 AET)
Crisisbless win 4-3 on aggregate.

River take the fight fearlessly to the Heelers, Chimera Moxham practically vibrating on the touchline, screaming obscenities, ultimately sent off in extra time in the second leg. It’s that which costs her, as the referee rolls her eyes and sends her off, and as she’s going down the tunnel her valiant but exhausted charges concede a chance cheaply, a loose ball off a heavy touch that Rachel Arniston eagerly jack-knifes home.

Crisisbless United 1-3 Barossia United
Barossia United 1-0 Crisisbless United
Barossia United win 4-1 on aggregate.

The Chequers try their best to make the final a derby, but Barossia United show why they’re remaining in the Zenith and the Chequers are not, unlocking the massive holes in United’s line with pinpoint long passes, beating them to every second ball and finishing chances ruthlessly. They’re outshot in the first leg but superiority in both boxes makes a difference, five shots becoming three goals, and when a towering header from Lindley Asher puts them ahead nine minutes into the home leg, few onlookers give Crisisbless United a chance of coming back.

ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Sabrefell Athletic 37 26 4 7 91 46 +45 82
2 Crisisbless 37 24 5 8 75 32 +43 77
3 Coret Hawks 37 24 3 10 100 57 +43 75
4 Stahlburg City 37 22 6 9 61 35 +26 72

5 Brinemouth 37 21 8 8 88 44 +44 71
6 Sabrefell Moths 37 21 6 10 90 50 +40 69
7 Aries Chariots 37 19 9 9 79 43 +36 66

8 AFC Treason 37 18 6 13 67 48 +19 60
9 AFC Corvistone 37 17 7 13 59 60 -1 58
10 Starling 37 16 7 14 59 58 +1 55
11 Vermillion Rage 37 14 5 18 57 76 -19 47
12 Raven River 37 13 7 17 54 77 -23 46
13 Chenoworth Harriers 37 11 9 17 57 62 -5 42
14 Chatswood 37 11 8 18 34 54 -20 41
15 Barossia United 37 11 4 22 41 66 -25 37
16 Chardonnay Rangers 37 9 5 23 39 73 -34 32
17 Goodfeather FC 37 8 7 22 39 87 -48 31
18 Corinthians No Longer 37 7 9 21 38 72 -34 30
19 Iron City 37 5 12 20 29 65 -36 27
20 Crisisbless United 37 8 3 26 43 95 -52 27

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L  For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 New Oakstone Phoenix 37 24 6 7 110 49 +61 78
2 North Laithland 37 23 5 9 87 41 +46 74

3 Cranequin Wanderers 37 19 12 6 49 30 +19 69
4 Parrhesia United 37 19 11 7 71 36 +35 68
5 AFC Rochford 37 18 13 6 50 30 +20 67
6 Creed United 37 18 8 11 45 40 +5 62
7 Leichhardt 37 16 13 8 49 28 +21 61
8 Newrook City 37 16 12 9 57 39 +18 60
9 Southfell United 37 15 13 9 48 34 +14 58
10 North Sabrefell 37 16 9 12 67 44 +23 57
11 South Laithland 37 15 8 14 53 46 +7 53
12 Brookford Otters 37 12 10 15 50 53 -3 46
13 Morningstar 37 11 9 17 47 64 -17 42
14 Belgrave 37 11 7 19 45 67 -22 40
15 Alliance Barossia 37 10 6 21 48 71 -23 36
16 Chenoworth Rovers 37 9 8 20 32 61 -29 35
17 Gonen's Bridge 37 9 6 22 52 90 -38 33
18 Diamondqueen 37 8 6 23 37 88 -51 30
19 Aries Solitaire 37 6 11 20 52 90 -38 29
20 Stahlburg Rovers 37 5 7 25 31 79 -48 22

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Boltcroft Thorns 37 23 8 6 98 52 +46 77
2 Lindwurm Delta 37 22 8 7 90 47 +43 74

3 Greygate 37 23 5 9 63 38 +25 74
4 Peregrine 37 21 9 7 69 42 +27 72
5 Vermillion Wanderers 37 20 11 6 65 34 +31 71
6 Autumnstone 37 18 9 10 64 51 +13 63
7 Corvette Maulers 37 16 9 12 56 53 +3 57
8 Mantlegrove 37 14 13 10 48 40 +8 55
9 Ingram Township 37 13 13 11 29 25 +4 52
10 Lazuli Diamonds 37 15 4 18 63 78 -15 49
11 Gosmouth Swans 37 13 8 16 55 58 -3 47
12 Cranequin City 37 12 10 15 33 36 -3 46
13 West Brinemouth 37 12 9 16 47 42 +5 45
14 AFC Serpentine 37 12 9 16 56 61 -5 45
15 Ballardine FC 37 10 10 17 47 60 -13 40
16 Lindmark Falcons 37 10 9 18 44 71 -27 39
17 Pillars of Southfell 37 9 9 19 36 55 -19 36
18 The Strongest 37 10 6 21 51 93 -42 36
19 Armstrong 37 7 11 19 25 48 -23 32
20 Locksley 37 3 4 30 33 88 -55 13
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Postby Nephara » Sat Nov 04, 2023 9:41 pm

PREMIERSHIP RESULTS
Raven River 0-3 Aries Chariots
Iron City 2-5 Sabrefell Athletic
Crisisbless United 3-8 Sabrefell Moths
Barossia United 1-1 Brinemouth
Goodfeather FC 0-2 Crisisbless
Chatswood 0-3 Coret Hawks
Chardonnay Rangers 0-2 AFC Corvistone
Corinthians No Longer 0-0 Stahlburg City
Chenoworth Harriers 1-0 Starling
Vermillion Rage 0-3 AFC Treason

It’s a cruel trick that the game with the most interesting permutations, the game that all eyes are on, is a genuinely dreadful scoreless draw in Creed. CNL go in to spoil, and Stahlburg City, dominating the ball, can’t quite make it break down the deep back line in any way that matters. Aidan Seager excels between the sticks, and CNL winger Freya Perez crashes a curling shot against the posts in injury time, but ultimately the draw ends up doing just enough for them both.

Brinemouth, surprisingly, choke in the dead rubber against Barossia United. They’re made to regret selling two of their own homegrown defenders to the western side, as Keaton and Anderson are completely stalwart all match, and in the 31st minute, it’s Dismas Anderson who crashes home a pinpoint corner from Woodwright. Brinemouth wind up chasing it all game, only pulling a single goal back from de la Garza, whose blinding pace allows him to break free and claim a seemingly lost cause before bearing down on Li Lindholm and powering it through her, crashing in off the underside of the post. But it isn’t enough, on its own.

And CNL are bailed out, less surprisingly, by Crisisbless. The Heelers had destroyed Goodfeather 9-0 in the reverse leg, and it took just seven minutes for them to break the deadlock this time around, a skimming shot from Kilgallic too hot for Peridot to handle and spilled into the path of Denes Robineau, who can make no mistake. Zozo Kearnes adds a second late in the second half, and so, when CNL are done and they check their phones, they find that they are safe and Stahlburg City are still in the top four, respective objectives secured. Heartwarmingly, the two sides embrace after a hard-fought (if unwatchable) match. Could this be the start of a bond between the two Barossian sides?

Iron City nominally had a chance at survival. But in practice, they were in need of breaking a 17-game winless streak against Sabrefell Athletic, already champions. And the Rams are in no mood to end the year on a whimper. Iron briefly are allowed to hope, a towering header from Bryan bouncing past Sourtois, but things quickly turn sour; the Rams smash in four goals by half-time, and it’s 5-2 by the end, Lex Klein claiming a hat-trick.

With absolutely nothing to play for, Crisisbless United and the Moths break out the kids and tear each other to shreds in a 3-8 thriller that has that Scorigami vibe to it. Jarngrimur racks home goals 32 and 33 of the season as Coret underline their magnificent season with a 3-0 win over Chatswood. It will probably be Jarngrimur’s last year, and if not, his second-to-last; the league’s top scorer only just turned 24, and will be one of the hottest commodities in the multiverse.

One final note. Cralt-Nirlo Fox, recently turned 65, ends his managerial career on a high as Treason crush Vermillion 3-0. The goals? Tsang (21), Vormuth (21) and Drake (25). Magnanimous, the Vermillion home fans give Cralt-Nirlo a standing ovation; they’ve successfully pulled Treason through a painful rebuild, and now they can look upward, but they are still best-known in these parts for their successful era in charge of the Rage. The Stags may have finished 8th this season, yes. But signs are they have their gaze set skyward, and freedom from international commitments may end up a boon.

FIRST DIVISION RESULTS
Brookford Otters 0-4 Cranequin Wanderers
Stahlburg Rovers 1-4 Diamondqueen
Aries Solitaire 1-1 Belgrave
Southfell United 2-2 AFC Rochford
Newrook City 5-1 Alliance Barossia
South Laithland 2-3 Parrhesia United
Creed United 2-0 Leichhardt
North Sabrefell 2-0 Chenoworth Rovers
Gonen's Bridge 2-2 New Oakstone Phoenix
Morningstar 1-0 North Laithland

Cranequin Wanderers show absolutely no willingness to give up an inch in pursuit of their playoff place, and a brutal 4-0 dismantling of a chaotic, scrappy Brookford Otters - their primal opposite - makes the final day a non-event at the top. Soli are left bitterly disappointed, battling to a point against Belgrave, only to see mercurial Diamondqueen finally catch fire and blow away… oh, of cours it’s bloody Stahlburg Rovers, the worst team in the league. Though at least under Hecubah Statkis they’ve won a few games and looked hemi-respectable. Who knows? Maybe they’ll bounce right back.

PLAYOFFS
Goodfeather FC 0-1 Cranequin Wanderers
Diamondqueen 1-3 Vermillion Wanderers
The Strongest 0-0 Cypher Town (1-0 AET)

Goodfeather’s guns, unfortunately -- and to hell with professional neutrality! -- fall silent against a tight, disciplined Cranequin Wanderers. The ball bounces around interminably in midfield, but the Quakers just have nobody who can penetrate the Wanderers’ cautious low block. “I’ll make no apologies for the way we play,” sniffed Lind Scholar after the fact, “nor for the goal. We protected ourselves, covered each other, got to second balls. If our opponents weren’t up to that, that isn’t our problem.” The goal stems from a wayward cross from the frustrated Goodfeather leftback Daniel Chandler, claimed ably by former Moths stopper Hanna Bayliss, who quickly restarts play by hoofing the everloving fuck out of the ball downfield. Its flight is misjudged by Sam Ryman, who hesitates as the ball bounces short of him, then takes a horribly awkward bounce over the top. 22-year old winger Rovetta Cornwell, very optimistically and unhelpfully compared to Wanderers alumnus Rovena Strongbow, takes full advantage, motoring away from every green shirt in the vicinity, stealing away with the ball, rounding Auberine Peridot and rolling the ball into the net, chugging to a gradual stop before squatting down on her haunches as her teammates finally catch up to mob her. Goodfeather almost equalise late on, but a scrappy, ugly, magnificent save from Hanna Bayliss scoops a goalbound Riuga header out of the bottom corner and away. So a bold, technical club exit the league, and a disciplined, attritional one enter it. Ah, well. Can’t all be winners.

RENSENBRINK CUP FINAL
Two of the supporting cast members of the league finale now take their turn in the spotlight. For Barossia, a safe, sensible midtable season was nice and all - particularly having flirted with relegation until the last stages - but silverware would really be the icing on the cake. For Crisisbless, their lust for silverware had grown insatiable under Kosovare Fairweather. They won the league last year, then the Ramsey Shield, conquering Brinemouth in a bitter, attritional game; 0-0 after 120 minutes, then grinding through 3-1 on penalties. Fairweather has talked openly of defending that title. Defending the Ramsey Shield, for fuck’s sake! They may not be the romantic option, but they are absolutely, categorically, favourites.

And that’s… well, it reflects how it plays out. Barossia are brave, and they carve out a few half-chances, particularly in the first 25 minutes. A thumping long shot from Szusza has to be pawed out at full stretch by Toxothea Sebring, while a glancing header from Asher just glances over the crossbar. But they never split Crisisbless open, and ultimately, the Heelers lock down even those limited chances.

It takes until the second half for the pressure to tell, but the goals come, in the end, like buses. The expectant fans in white and blue are made to wait for it, but when the dam bursts, two arrive in quick succession. Bellona Sebold is at the heart of both, driving into the box before cutting back for Zinaida Woodcarver, who has somehow navigated free air amidst the terracotta shirts, to stab home the opening goal, before taking the second on herself; driving onto the edge of the box, sizing up her options, concluding no pass is on, then dropping the shoulder and beating both centre-halves before chipping the ball deftly over the exposed Li Lindholm. It’s the class that tells, in the end, and though Barossia throw themselves forward to the very final whistle, the Heelers’ defence hold firm.

CRISISBLESS 2 - 0 BAROSSIA UNITED
Woodcarver 51’
Sebold 57’


A post-script. It has not been all bad for Crisisbless United. Unnoticed by many until the closing stages, underappreciated, the thinly-stretched Chequers - with nothing to lose - have done everything in their power to bring some glory to their suffering fans. Stage by stage, inch by inch, they have clawed their way to the LBCT Final, securing a date with destiny against Trinidense.

Poetically, Nephara's season ends the same way it begins: a side from Crisisbless, the City of Churches, dragging out a 0-0 draw through 120 minutes, then winning 3-1 on penalties.

ZENITH
Pos Team                        P   W   D   L  For   Ag  +/- Pts
1 Sabrefell Athletic 38 27 4 7 96 48 +48 85
2 Crisisbless 38 25 5 8 77 32 +45 80
3 Coret Hawks 38 25 3 10 103 57 +46 78
4 Stahlburg City 38 22 7 9 61 35 +26 73

5 Sabrefell Moths 38 22 6 10 98 53 +45 72
6 Brinemouth 38 21 9 8 89 45 +44 72
7 Aries Chariots 38 20 9 9 82 43 +39 69

8 AFC Treason 38 19 6 13 70 48 +22 63
9 AFC Corvistone 38 18 7 13 61 60 +1 61
10 Starling 38 16 7 15 59 59 +0 55
11 Vermillion Rage 38 14 5 19 57 79 -22 47
12 Raven River 38 13 7 18 54 80 -26 46
13 Chenoworth Harriers 38 12 9 17 58 62 -4 45
14 Chatswood 38 11 8 19 34 57 -23 41
15 Barossia United 38 11 5 22 42 67 -25 38
16 Chardonnay Rangers 38 9 5 24 39 75 -36 32
17 Corinthians No Longer 38 7 10 21 38 72 -34 31
18 Goodfeather FC 38 8 7 23 39 89 -50 31
19 Iron City 38 5 12 21 31 70 -39 27
20 Crisisbless United 38 8 3 27 46 103 -57 27
AWARDS
Emerald Boot (Goals Scored): Járngrimur Náttúlfsson (COH) - 33
Emerald Ball (Player of the Year): Járngrimur Náttúlfsson (COH)
Emerald Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Leona Tsang (TRE)
Emerald Fist (Debutant of the Year): Loise Camserhe (STC)
Team of the Year: Blaha (ARC); Cooper (COH), Camserhe (STC), Lieven (CRI), Kemp (COH); Rebekka (SFA), Ovcina (STC), Monaghan (SFA), Serval (SFM); Riordan (SFM), Járngrimur (COH)
Emerald Crest (Manager of the Year): Reinhard Lockwood (COH)

FIRST DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L  For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 New Oakstone Phoenix 38 24 7 7 112 51 +61 79
2 North Laithland 38 23 5 10 87 42 +45 74
3 Cranequin Wanderers 38 20 12 6 53 30 +23 72

4 Parrhesia United 38 20 11 7 74 38 +36 71
5 AFC Rochford 38 18 14 6 52 32 +20 68
6 Creed United 38 19 8 11 47 40 +7 65
7 Newrook City 38 17 12 9 62 40 +22 63
8 Leichhardt 38 16 13 9 49 30 +19 61
9 North Sabrefell 38 17 9 12 69 44 +25 60
10 Southfell United 38 15 14 9 50 36 +14 59
11 South Laithland 38 15 8 15 55 49 +6 53
12 Brookford Otters 38 12 10 16 50 57 -7 46
13 Morningstar 38 12 9 17 48 64 -16 45
14 Belgrave 38 11 8 19 46 68 -22 41
15 Alliance Barossia 38 10 6 22 49 76 -27 36
16 Chenoworth Rovers 38 9 8 21 32 63 -31 35
17 Gonen's Bridge 38 9 7 22 54 92 -38 34
18 Diamondqueen 38 9 6 23 41 89 -48 33
19 Aries Solitaire 38 6 12 20 53 91 -38 30
20 Stahlburg Rovers 38 5 7 26 32 83 -51 22
AWARDS
Jade Boot (Goals Scored): Annika St. Cleer (NOP) - 36
Jade Ball (Player of the Year): Annika St. Cleer (NSF)
Jade Heart (U-21 Player of the Year): Rae Burnhardt (LEI)
Team of the Year: Bayliss (CRW); Csatar (NLA), Leitch (CRW), Barkaan (CRD), Talmay (NOP); Hagen (NRC), Uzuni (NOP), Caulker (PAR), Petrus (RCH); St. Cleer (NOP), Freeport (NLA)
Jade Crest (Manager of the Year): Kalevi Trill (RCH)

SECOND DIVISION
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Boltcroft Thorns 38 23 8 7 98 54 +44 77
2 Lindwurm Delta 38 23 8 7 94 50 +44 77
3 Vermillion Wanderers 38 21 11 6 68 36 +32 74

4 Greygate 38 23 5 10 63 39 +24 74
5 Peregrine 38 21 9 8 71 45 +26 72
6 Autumnstone 38 18 10 10 64 51 +13 64
7 Mantlegrove 38 15 13 10 50 40 +10 58
8 Corvette Maulers 38 16 9 13 59 57 +2 57
9 Ingram Township 38 13 14 11 30 26 +4 53
10 Lazuli Diamonds 38 16 4 18 68 79 -11 52
11 Cranequin City 38 13 10 15 35 36 -1 49
12 West Brinemouth 38 13 9 16 49 42 +7 48
13 Gosmouth Swans 38 13 8 17 55 60 -5 47
14 AFC Serpentine 38 12 10 16 57 62 -5 46
15 Ballardine FC 38 10 10 18 47 61 -14 40
16 Lindmark Falcons 38 10 10 18 44 71 -27 40
17 Pillars of Southfell 38 10 9 19 37 55 -18 39
18 The Strongest 38 10 6 22 51 95 -44 36
19 Armstrong 38 8 11 19 26 48 -22 35
20 Locksley 38 3 4 31 34 93 -59 13

GRAND CONFERENCE
Pos Team                     P   W   D   L  For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Bishop 46 29 9 8 101 46 +55 96
2 Latin Enclave FC 46 25 9 12 89 50 +39 84

3 Cypher Town 46 23 14 9 63 38 +25 83
4 AFC Southsands 46 24 9 13 69 51 +18 81
5 Shimmering Quay 46 22 12 12 83 56 +27 78
6 Ritter Town 46 21 15 10 61 49 +12 78
7 The Hanged Man 46 20 14 12 55 47 +8 74
8 Lockheed Zenith 46 19 13 14 78 65 +13 70
9 Rochford Pilgrims 46 20 7 19 80 64 +16 67
10 Northside Eagles 46 19 10 17 71 70 +1 67
11 Brokenarch 46 19 9 18 54 47 +7 66
12 Brinemouth Krakens 46 18 11 17 62 69 -7 65
13 Dartmouth Terriers 46 16 13 17 54 57 -3 61
14 Rosary Brinemouth 46 17 10 19 56 69 -13 61
15 Sheridan 46 15 13 18 45 43 +2 58
16 Mapleford 46 15 11 20 53 69 -16 56
17 Riverkey Shells 46 14 13 19 54 63 -9 55
18 Blau-Weiss Treason 46 14 10 22 41 54 -13 52
19 AFC Shale 46 12 16 18 32 48 -16 52
20 Besand's Folly 46 14 9 23 54 85 -31 51
21 Advance Lazuli 46 12 10 24 58 80 -22 46
22 Longwinter 46 10 13 23 48 82 -34 43
23 Mueller's Crossing 46 8 15 23 32 56 -24 39
24 Stonegrave 46 9 9 28 36 71 -35 36

CONFERENCE WEST
Pos Team                      P   W   D   L For  Ag  +/- Pts
1 Creed Rosebud 46 27 9 10 100 56 +44 90
2 Southriver 46 26 11 9 83 47 +36 89

3 Crownsend Journey 46 27 7 12 84 50 +34 88
4 Chenoworth Teutons 46 25 10 11 62 37 +25 85
5 AFC Shrikeroost 46 24 11 11 76 43 +33 83
6 Iberia Chenoworth 46 22 8 16 84 75 +9 74
7 Kensey Town 46 21 10 15 89 60 +29 73
8 Hackett 46 21 9 16 65 54 +11 72
9 Constance Park 46 20 12 14 65 55 +10 72
10 FC Seierstad 46 21 7 18 78 74 +4 70
11 Strephonage 46 17 16 13 53 46 +7 67
12 Aspen Grove 46 18 12 16 45 47 -2 66
13 AFC Hoxenhaven 46 18 11 17 55 57 -2 65
14 Extreme Hills 46 13 15 18 80 80 +0 54
15 Stahlburg Bannermen 46 15 9 22 65 80 -15 54
16 Stilwell Kickers 46 14 11 21 49 56 -7 53
17 Moxstone Fortune 46 15 8 23 48 78 -30 53
18 Fanesburg 46 14 9 23 53 79 -26 51
19 AFC Ilestadt 46 14 7 25 58 84 -26 49
20 Ringway 46 14 7 25 36 69 -33 49
21 Sutcroft 46 13 9 24 61 69 -8 48
22 Osburn Scarlets 46 12 12 22 44 69 -25 48
23 Martane Place 46 13 7 26 51 94 -43 46
24 Solback River 46 10 9 27 32 57 -25 39

CONFERENCE EAST
Pos Team                       P   W   D   L  For  Ag  +/-  Pts
1 Grey Egress 46 33 6 7 105 41 +64 105
2 Corvistone City 46 29 9 8 92 36 +56 96

3 Barhara Cavaliers 46 28 9 9 108 50 +58 93
4 Crisisbless Athletic 46 26 9 11 79 48 +31 87
5 Riverkey 46 23 12 11 73 49 +24 81
6 Brookford Vantablack 46 24 8 14 94 69 +25 80
7 Fully Sick XI 46 22 9 15 72 68 +4 75
8 The Travellers FC 46 21 9 16 72 63 +9 72
9 Downsparrow 46 21 6 19 65 55 +10 69
10 Brunyard FC 46 20 9 17 63 59 +4 69
11 Caldwick Strand 46 20 8 18 66 63 +3 68
12 Broadenburg Tor 46 18 9 19 60 66 -6 63
13 Cranequin Souths 46 16 14 16 74 57 +17 62
14 Cypher Nightwatch 46 14 14 18 49 65 -16 56
15 South Parrhesia 46 16 5 25 65 84 -19 53
16 Hawkeshaw United 46 15 8 23 63 90 -27 53
17 Coret Hammerheads 46 12 16 18 61 83 -22 52
18 Quillsiders 46 14 10 22 56 79 -23 52
19 Coret Rovers 46 14 8 24 61 83 -22 50
20 Stockyard Hounds 46 14 8 24 45 79 -34 50
21 Rochford Sundays 46 13 8 25 38 63 -25 47
22 AFC Verdane 46 11 6 29 42 88 -46 39
23 Long Lake 46 10 8 28 37 61 -24 38
24 Tarnaeher FC 46 10 8 28 43 84 -41 38
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