International Domestic Soccer Discussion

[Civil Citizenry]

Citiz professionals available for transfer:
Norman Carter -- FC Sandside -- LM -- 28 years old -- sold to Iturributa United (Astograth)
--> Not a scorer by any stretch, but has some of the best passing skills in the league, known for setting up opportunities for Miller Royce. Would like to play for a relatively good team in any league where he can comfortably settle down for the rest of his career.
Grover Freeman -- Fox Zero -- GK -- 22 years old -- sold to Pradera FC (Valladares)
--> Has lots of potential, having started most of the year for the King's League champions. Hoping to go elsewhere to develop his game on a team that does not place such a strong emphasis on offense as Fox Zero does.
Edgar Houston -- North Woodlands -- RF -- 30 years old -- sold to Camwood
--> A longtime player at North Woodlands who helped lead the squad to nearly a King's League title. The team is aging, though, and the team wants him out. Has great fundamentals and will score every couple of games.
Lester Kendrick -- Merrilin FC -- LD -- 24 years old -- sold to FC1. Surtsey Island Gulls (Polar Islandstates)
--> A very impressive young lad who has been overshadowed by his similarly young teammates. Could have a good shot at the national side when Gerard Royce retires in the next several years.
Marvin Squire -- East Kent Professional -- CD -- 30 years old
--> One of the few bright spots for maybe the most atrocious defense in the league. Wants to go to a league that isn't too tough so he can revive his career.
Albert Wentworth -- High Groth Athletic -- LF -- 32 years old -- sold to Club Jim Falls (Darmen)
--> A former national player with a small handful of caps. On the downside of his career, but managed to lead High Groth in goals - which doesn't say too much for the team with the second-fewest tallies.

Citiz Di Bradini Cup 20 team players available for transfer:
Prentice Berwick (Right Midfielder ~ 21 years old) -- sold to Camwood
--> A towering fellow (6 feet 7 inches), he prefers to drop back rather than assert himself in the offense.
Ralph Beval (Left Midfielder ~ 20 years old) -- sold to FC Sandside
--> Lost some speed due to a right leg injury when he was 17, but can still pass and defend with the best of them.
Brigham Bond (Right Forward ~ 21 years old) -- sold to Niccostrato (Erathore)
--> Highest-scoring under-twenty player in national history. Led Citiz to Rushmore U-20 championship and Di Bradini Cup playoffs.
Bundy Filmore (Right Defender ~ 20 years old)
--> A very quiet, shy player who rarely escapes past his zone on the field, but guards that zone extremely well.
Kemp Hewson (Right Forward ~ 21 years old) -- sold to North Star Grímsey (Polar Islandstates)
--> Temperamental substitute with the sharpest leg on the team.
Padget Hoyle (Left Forward ~ 21 years old) -- sold to Merrilin FC
--> The team trickster who saw little playing time but could be a great morale boost for any club.
Franklin Lansing (Left Forward ~ 20 years old) -- sold to Slateport Bulls (Valladares)
--> Was a central part of Erruki Abaroa's 4-2-4 starting formation, but flew under-the-radar with few goals. Played well, however, particularly in the Di Bradini Cup.
Holden Northcliff (Left Defender ~ 21 years old) -- sold to Atlantea Hurricanes (Taeshan)
--> The most technically sound kid you'll see in a while. Hasn't quite flourished, but with the right coaching he could blossom soon.
Dyson Northrup (Goalkeeper ~ 21 years old) -- sold to Chase Citiz
--> With Carroll in the way, didn't see much playing time, but gained fame for winning the national U-18 club championship.
Burne Melrose (Center-Right Defender ~ 21 years old) -- sold to North Star Grímsey (Polar Islandstates)
--> One of the top defenders of the U-20 team. Earned good praise for his performance by Erruki Abaroa.
Tilford Quirin (Center Forward ~ 20 years old) -- sold to South Factory (Astograth)
--> Only 5'4", but can be a ferocious player on the field. Rumors abound that he bit someone's arm when he was 15 and ripped out a small slab of flesh.
Ascot Sanders (Left Midfielder ~ 21 years old)
--> A flashy fellow who sometimes can get a little carried away. A firm coaching staff should be able to make him level-headed.
Foster Whitmore (Left Forward ~ 21 years old) -- sold to FC of Groundery
--> Scored a couple goals for the Citiz youngsters, but seems to think he's a ton better than he is. Will only accept a deal with a top club in any league.

International players released from contract/available to move elsewhere:
Andrey Csekov -- East Kent Professional -- LF -- 25 years old -- Mytannion
Francesco Fabio -- FC Sandside -- LD -- 30 years old -- Erathore
Eva Glemnitz -- Athens Town -- CD -- 31 years old -- The Babbage Islands
Tim Hedjuk -- Sherwood FC -- GK -- 30 years old -- Mangolana
Garry Holes -- High Groth Athletic -- GK -- 25 years old -- Stuffed Taxidermists
Haimunda Lictenstain -- Fox Zero -- CD -- 30 years old -- Zarbli
Ian Matthews -- Athens Town -- GK -- 29 years old -- Princess Béatrice Island
Lee Sharp -- Briarmore FC -- LF -- 32 years old (unofficially, 28 years old) -- FSSO
Timo Troschi -- Desert Rampage -- CM -- 26 years old -- Mytannion

All offers must be sent via TG. No offers will be accepted for 24 hours. I encourage anyone to send offers, though nations that are highly ranked and whom I have RP'd with are more likely to receive top players. Additionally, with regards to international players, anyone may submit offers for Lee Sharp of FSSO, as long as they are sent via TG to Socialist States Owen. All of the other players are considered to have returned to their nations, where they may stay or be sold elsewhere at their home nations' discretion.

[Socialist States Owen]

As posted above, Lee Sharp is avaliable on a free transfer as he will not agree to another contract with Briarmore. Direct any offers to me via TG to save CC the trouble.

And if you are nervous about him being old...he is 28. D:<

[Mangolana]

Tim Hedjuk, 30yrs old, GK: Available for a free transfer after being released from his contract at Sherwood FC. He has recently regained his national team status as the back-up and will be looking to move to a mid-level club in a mid ranked UICA nation. Has great ability for a GK, but has the habit of being caught out to much. Can look brilliant in moments and the next look like he's frozen in cement. If coached right, he could quickly become one of the best goalkeepers in the world, but look for him to still doze off from time to time. He wishes to have a 4 year contract. Offers by TG or IRC only

[Landereien]

IMPORTANT

Hello, Football fairing nations! I am sorry to semi-rape your thread, which I am sure is most important to you. Just to let you know, I have a football team (national) with players (and managers) who are up for the international football market. Everyone listed is available, just please TG me about them, with a price you think is suitable. I do NOT accept trades, only purchases. This is the team list, please ask about player info:


Staff
Manager: Karl Treischt (54)
Assistant Manager (Goal-Keeping): Earl Munszt (51)
Assistant Manager (Defence): Karther Bleischteiger (62)
Assistant Manager (Midfield): Marthin Dreign (57)
Assistant Manager (Offense): Han Hoebblegroutrschein (43)

Position - number - name - (age)
Starting 11
GK - 1- Ryaan Piethermann (31) - (vice-captain)
RB - 2- Frederich Narscht (21)
CB - 14- Paul Vern (19)
CB - 4- Daneil Aboer (20)
LB - 5- Larnthe Gaff (30)
RM - 6- A.V.P Heitellr (28)
CAM - 18- Henri Muller (35) - (captain)
LM - 8- Krishthian Manreien (23)
RW - 20- Gregori Brafther (32)
ST - 10- Lee Grech (25)
LW - 22- Geoforey Limberger (25)

Substitutes
GK - 12- Nick Quinscht (22)
LB - 15- Aloysius Wilhelm (19)
RB - 3- Adolf Enthenberge (25)
CM - 7- Otto Randthe (24)
CDM - 24- Herming Telemancx (30)
ST - 9- Alfred Yddre (32)
ST - 21- Heiderich Uller (18)

Reserves
GK - 23- Hinszt Kenter (32)
CB - 13- Buerler Morenszt (25)
CAM - 16- Ferriszt Obermeiener (16)
RW - 17- Stranx Delltreiechther (18)
LW - 19- Jeremy Havelpoustaer (17)
ST - 11- Ruupert Flertingwain (38)

[Saugeais]

Saugeais Transfer List

Dan Nagato - LW - Age 29 - Riverside signed to Sherwood, Civil Citizenry
Small (5'10" 168 lbs.), but a quick winger for the national team, who has been disgruntled with the lack of ability around him. While the Dolphins did manage to win go all in and win the FAS Cup last season, they bottomed out in the domestic league, getting themselves relegated. Dan feels that his talents are better suited to a team the can compete for a league title every year.

Thomas Quentin - LB - Age 34 - Metalton signed to DiKalbe Thunder Devils, Stachland
Nearing the end of his career, Quentin has been stagnant within the Metalton organization. The team hasn't been contending for promotion and need to get rid for some dead wood. Unfortunately for Quentin, that means him, and now he's looking for playing time where he can find it. He can help develop youngsters if signed, as he has committed to coaching defenders on the Saugeais national team once he retires.


U-21 Squad to transfer

• François Rousseau - CM - 18 - Bugny (strengths: corner kicks; weaknesses: speed, positioning) signed to Laketown Rangers, Taeshan
• Alpha Randal - CM - 17 - Montbenoit (strengths: aerial ability; weaknesses: marking) signed to Mauves, Erikkesh

International Players to transfer

• Mosi D'Vila - CM - 22 - Les Alliés (Ocel0t)
• Michael Princip - ST - 26 - Arçon (Ocel0t)
• Chris Marte - GK - 27 - Ville-DuPont (Mangolana) signed with Chase Citiz, Civil Citizenry
• Ricardo Ciriaco - CF - 28 - Metalton (Erathore)

Please send all offer via TG.

[Taeshan]

The following players are available after the most recent Tae Premier Season and are currently searching for positions elsewhere.

Graham van Zant RB 25 11 National Team Caps. Was an integral part of Atlantea's defense before moving overseas to Giga Hurricanes in ABK. Is a pacy back, who has a strong foot and can go deep on the field.

Ender Wiggin ST 18 2 National Team Caps. Four team premier league youngster of the season, Wiggin has been capped twice in the most recent WC due to the suspension of Jeremi St. James. Wiggin would like to get out of Reading to a more stable squad, and a place where he can start.

[Socialist States Owen]

I've just realised I never confirmed the deals for Sam Needle and Lee Sharp here.

28 year old Lee Sharp has gone to CR Submiria on a free transfer after he refused a contract from Briarmore FC. Sam Needle has moved to Dunboor FC for an undisclosed fee from Bastion.

[Antoletia]

Antoletian players available for transfer.

Vallentine Illiescu 24 RB- Current Team Swift City ABK Illiescu joined Swift City shortly after joining the national team. He is currently out of a position as the ABK national league went ona hiatus and he was playing there. He is a playful right back known for his corner work from the left side.

Hans Alexandre 24 DF- Current Team-Transport Swift Also out of a job due to the ABK hiatus Alexandre is a young defender sure to join the starting lineup in the coming years for the national team. He is a pacy central defender.

Stefan Sala 25 MF- No Current Team- Sala is also soon to be starting and has long been waiting to break into the starting lineup for the Ants. He is a good pacer, creative on fly, and is known for a strong header or two.

Filip Constantinescu 22 ST- Current Team-Kino Bullets- By far the most promising young player on the team Filip has been nearing closer to the starting lineup for years. Though he may have to wait a few years his epic offense, his powerful headers, and his brilliant curls are sure to make any team in the world wish to have the young player join their side.

[Socialist States Owen]

Erathi striker Michelangelo De Merrici of Directus FC in FSSO is for sale.

Having arrived three seasons ago from Erathi giants FC Mildrid, Merrici hit storming form in his first two seasons in the FSSO leagues. However in his 3rd season he has flopped and become surplus to requirements at Directus who are now looking to offload the 28 year old, who used to be a key player for Erathore.

(Submit all bids via TG.)

SOLD TO FC MILDRID

[Commerce Heights]

The champions’ path of the preliminary rounds of Champions’ Cup 37 have been redrawn to include the entry from Stachland. The non-champions’ path draw is unaffected, as is the Series B Champions’ Cup.

[Thatius]

Thatian Transfers

Seven of some of the most highly rated players from Thatius are currently up for grabs. Most of them have competed in the World Cup Qualifying or the Cup of Harmony, and so are very experienced international players. Please send any offers via TG.

Name - Position - Age - Club

Chase Kowalcyzk - Left Defense - 21 years old - Bałtyk Revolution
A very ambitious player looking to capitalize on his raw talent. Chase has never really been the star of the game, but has always been one of the most reliable defenders on the Thatian National Squad. Although not very quick, Chase quickly reacts to any situation given, and will adapt his game to suit the team's needs. Sold to FC Torshavn (Polar Islandstates)

Kostas Stošović - Center Midfield - 20 - AK Melbourne United
Perhaps Kostas can be called a student of the game, because he studies harder than any other player. He reads all the play books and comes up with brilliant tactics in order to trick the other team. Clever, but subtle, Kostas is often viewed as the trickery player, seeing as he finds ways to steal the ball from his opponents or cause yellow and red cards. Sold to Utica United (Osarius)


Blaise Kavcić - Center Midfield - 24 - Westgate Srbija
Blaise is really known as one of the best counterpunchers in Thatian soccer. Gifted with great fitness, Blaise can run up and down the field all day without a problem. He controls the ball well and completes many of his passes in the midfield without a problem. He is usually one of the quieter players on the field, but can get easily agitated if something bothers him. But once that flame is lit, he exudes energy and helps put the team back on top. Sold to FC Guingamp (Cyborg Holland)

Will Szorlzek - Right Midfield - 23 - Preußen Neukirch
Known as a good motivator, Will has the natural ability to bring a team to victory. As for talent, he was one of the most highly recruited players coming out of college, and has seen Thatius and Westgate Srbija to many victories, including in the Championship of the Thatian Association Soccer League. He also has great skills when it comes to dribbling and avoiding his opponent- and would be a great addition to a team that needs speed and agillity. Sold to Tilden Mutiny (Darmen)

Roy Seeler- Left Midfield - 22 - Club Atlético Asteras
As the team captain for the Thatian National Team, Roy has led the team to many victories in international soccer competitions, including in the World Cup Qualifying. He is certainly one of the most athletic soccer players from Thatius, but one of his only flaws is his outrageous passion for the game. In terms of strength, Roy has the ability to strike quick and early in the opponent's midfield, and when combined with a set of power forwards, the team will be able to score many goals in a short amount of time. Also, he is a natural leader and can help pull a team together. Sold to Dunboor FC (Cafundeu)

Marko Voloski - Center Forward - 20 - Stillwater Spartek
As the newest addition to the national team, Marko is getting used to the spotlight. He competes aggressively during play, and is sometimes a very arrogant player. Could use a really tough coach to teach him some discipline and sportsmanship. As for his abilities, Marko has deadly accuracy when it comes to things like corner kicks and penalty kicks. Last year he had a 90% rate of shots made on goal in the Thatian Association Soccer League (TASL.) Sold to Trothwands Evolution (Osarius)

Lance Koravić- Left Forward - 23 - FC Djorgaertens
After being bogged down by injuries for the last two years, Lance finally made his comeback in late 2011. He led the TASL with the most goals scored, and consistently performs every game. Teams looking for a reliable forward who will execute at the right time need to look no further. Lance has proven himself on the field many times with his hard work and determination. Sold to Red Star Severny (Polar Islandstates)

[Yesopalitha]

Can any nation send teams to the four different international association club competitions? I'm setting up my puppet Falconfar as my main sports account and I may send some to the next bunch of tournaments....

Thanks!

[Cyborg Holland]

Cyborg Holland Transfers

Cyborg Holland's domestic clubs are releasing players for international experience after the end of the domestic season. All our free transfers, send offers by TG.

Timothy Groenwald - FC Guingamp - 28 - Goalkeeper

Tim, as he's known, is Cyborg Holland's number 1 shot-stopper, with over 30 caps for the side. His expert agility and strong hands make him a good keeper. His tactical dexterity make him a good captain, as he is for the National side. However, he is prone to coming out to early and allowing players to round him and score. He makes up for this by producing some truly top class saves. He has captained the side for three world cups, a Cup of Harmony, Two Market Cups, a Dragonii Inviyati, and many other tournaments. He is just looking for some reasonable international experience at a foreign club, preferably UICA50, but he doesn't mind.

Gregory Lukas - Amzterdam FC - 30 - Defence

Gregory is the cornerstone of the Cyborg Holland defence, with his impervious height and strength in the air. He has quite a lot of pace for a centre back, and is able to get the ball put and away from the goal quite quickly. His tall, well-built frame is always a struggle for defenders to get past him, and his strong ball control in the air also makes him quite a potent threat in the air. He has over 25 caps for the national side and 2 goals.

Andrew Sonveringht - Hague PPRC - 23 - Midfield

Andrew is the newest rising star of the team. His lightning pace and expert shooting ability makes him a great talent. He has played for the national side since he was 18, and has already scored 8 goals. He has great running ability on the wing, and great technical ability. He can turn on a sixpence and use his dazzling footwork to beat defenders and round keepers. His can also turn his angle to defence, able to tackle defenders hard and get to through balls ahead of oncoming attackers. He plays his football for middle-placed side Hague PPRC, so he is looking for some play and success overseas.

Phillip Denbrandt - FC Groeningen - 26 - Striker

Phillip is a goal-scoring machine. He is the top scorer for Cyborg Holland, netting 18 of 31 games. He scored a hat-trick against Soon-To-Be World Champions Agazul in World cup 57. He has a lethal left foot and a powerful head to score all variety of goals, plus he has pace, which is priceless for a centre forward. He is a tall, strong player, who is able to get in around defenders, hassling them and causing mistakes. He plays his football for FC Groeningen, only kept up by his rampant goal-scoring, and is looking for some international experience.

[Eastfield Lodge]

Can any nation send teams to the four different international association club competitions? I'm setting up my puppet Falconfar as my main sports account and I may send some to the next bunch of tournaments....

Thanks!

Well, three of them are run by UICA, and the Cygnus Cup is independent of them. And yes, any nation can send teams, within the regulations provided by UICA/Krytenia.

[The Babbage Islands]

Six Babbage internationals are known to be available for international transfer for the right offer.

Kaitlyn Miller, 20, starting keeper, 19 caps, 1 goal, UMFK.
Aubrey Dew, 23, backup attacking midfielder with Bumblebees, striker with her club, 24 caps, 18 goals, Zarahemla All-Sport.
Gene Heath, 21, reserve midfielder, 9 caps, 2 goals, Bloomfield National.
Kennedy Hunt, 27, reserve midfielder, 10 caps, 1 goal, SK Rønne (Baltskandio).
Sean White, 26, reserve midfielder, 12 caps, 1 goal, Lehi FC.
Xia Langmu, 27, reserve midfielder, 6 caps, 0 goals, Cardston FC.

For more information, consult this blog post or the WC58 roster. Responses by TG, please.

[Darmen]

The following players contracts have expired, and the players have been released from their clubs, and are being allowed to return to thier home nations:
FOR-Givani Hulk-Ocel0t-Scott City FC
128caps, 125 starts, 97 goals, 40 assists, 85 fouls, 75 offsides, 14 yellows, 3 reds

DEF-Ezekiel Georgiev-Queer Poco el Mono Ara-Tim City Cyber Rays
65 caps, 65 starts, 3 goals, 6 assists, 48 fouls, 4 yellows, 2 reds

DEF-Zoumana Bagayoko-Queer Poco el Mono Ara-Scott City Beat
64 caps, 62 starts, 3 goals, 5 assists, 66 fouls, 6 yellows, 2 reds

MID-David Ginola-Pays de Horreur-Scott City Beat
64 caps, 64 starts, 24 goals, 24 assists, 52 fouls, 5 offsides, 2 yellows

FOR-Exodus Jones-Queer Poco el Mono Ara-Scott City Beat
64 caps, 64 starts, 49 goals, 10 assists, 41 fouls, 30 offsides, 1 yellow

[Audioslavia]

Ah, it appears I had posted this in the wrong thread: A crosspost, then from the International Domestic Soccer Newswires thread:

With Audioslavia's return to international football imminent, self-appointed head of the FAA, Jeremy Jaffacake, is tasked with bringing together sixteen or so Audioslavian footballers to play for the national team.

There is but one problem. Audioslavia has been a barren, inhospitable wasteland for roughly two-hundred years and its population has almost entirely emigrated.

Therefore, Mr. Jaffacake has asked me, his long suffering secretary, to put the message out to all clubs in all nations to check the backgrounds of your players. You should search for the following:

*Players born in the nation's only remaining population centre, Cathair (pop. around 22,000 and falling. Emigration has been at 40,000 persons per year for around three hundred years. We were a big, big country...)
*Players with a parent or grandparent or great grandparent or great great grandparent who lives in, or has emigrated from, Audioslavia.
*Players directly related to the irresponsibly proniscuous Jeremy Jaffacake, like one-time striker Jerome Jaffacake-Phillips
*Players born near Audioslavia whos birth certifcate we can doctor.


Mr. Jaffacake (or 'Sir Jaffacake' as he occasionally likes to be known) would like to make it clear that he can promise to take care of your club's players, and will give them much needed experience in international football, should they be not quite talented enough to be picked for their respective nations. He also promises to repay you in beer and rice pudding, now the only two exports of Audioslavia.

IBJJ, G'NB

[Starblaydia]

I'd imagine anyone playing for Starblaydi club side Cedrus Soundgardia would probably qualify too, as this means they can finally be out of exile.

i.e. if you are making up players from scratch, by all means have them playing at the club formed by refugees/immigrants/etc from Audioslavia.

[Osarius]

I mentioned this a while back on IRC, but out of curiosity... how many people would be interested in an U19s tournament based heavily on the NextGen Series ..? I don't know how many people actually RP squads and stuff for their domestic clubs, but I'm sure at least a few of us do, and I figured this would be a good way to offer opportunities to potentially build up future national-teamers perhaps?

[Yesopalitha]

I mentioned this a while back on IRC, but out of curiosity... how many people would be interested in an U19s tournament based heavily on the NextGen Series ..? I don't know how many people actually RP squads and stuff for their domestic clubs, but I'm sure at least a few of us do, and I figured this would be a good way to offer opportunities to potentially build up future national-teamers perhaps?

I (or specifically my puppet Falconfar who is my main sports puppet) would be interested.

[Erathore]

I mentioned this a while back on IRC, but out of curiosity... how many people would be interested in an U19s tournament based heavily on the NextGen Series ..? I don't know how many people actually RP squads and stuff for their domestic clubs, but I'm sure at least a few of us do, and I figured this would be a good way to offer opportunities to potentially build up future national-teamers perhaps?

I would sign up in a heartbeat.

[Astograth]

For those interested, the Astograthian league results have been properly updated with the usual review information, and some.

[Saugeais]

So, I am redoubling my efforts to get my teams, competitions, and leagues all with sponsors for the next season. Any one willing to put together a sponsorship for mostly lower league teams is welcome. You can sponsor up to three teams, and try to space them out on the leagues please. I'd like to try and get as many of my clubs sponsored as possible, from big teams to small clubs. Even if it means ending up as a blurb on my notepad, at least it's there to behold and be known. If you have a company that would like to sponsor one of the divisions of Saugeais football for the next few seasons (time frame negotiable), please TG me with the following details:

• Company Name
• Overview of company details
• Whether or not you have a logo (if not, I will make one for you)

Teams listed below (a strike-through indicates the team has been sponsored):

Bugny FC
Gilley FC
Walldrew
Les Alliés
Arçon
Dudlek FC
Longview
Real Gilley
Montbenoit
Royalwich
Pays de Croix
Universal United

Riverside
Maystead
Bota Guerre
Ville-DuPont
Christchurch FC
Trainswain
Metalton
Newtonville
Portmore Village
Elkburgh

Middleview
South Garland FC
Ironshire
Westbay United
Porkendt
Bloomington
Plude Red Sports Club
Limitode FC
Greenwater
Amerique

Waterbury
Westbay United
FC Kingsfort
Delta FC
Cherrywich
FC Coastline
Adin Stane
Loadsamoney United
AFC Montbenoit City
Brighton Town
Locksley FC

[Bears Armed]

Ah, it appears I had posted this in the wrong thread: A crosspost, then from the International Domestic Soccer Newswires thread:

With Audioslavia's return to international football imminent, self-appointed head of the FAA, Jeremy Jaffacake, is tasked with bringing together sixteen or so Audioslavian footballers to play for the national team.

There is but one problem. Audioslavia has been a barren, inhospitable wasteland for roughly two-hundred years and its population has almost entirely emigrated.

Therefore, Mr. Jaffacake has asked me, his long suffering secretary, to put the message out to all clubs in all nations to check the backgrounds of your players. You should search for the following:

*Players born in the nation's only remaining population centre, Cathair (pop. around 22,000 and falling. Emigration has been at 40,000 persons per year for around three hundred years. We were a big, big country...)
*Players with a parent or grandparent or great grandparent or great great grandparent who lives in, or has emigrated from, Audioslavia.
*Players directly related to the irresponsibly proniscuous Jeremy Jaffacake, like one-time striker Jerome Jaffacake-Phillips
*Players born near Audioslavia whos birth certifcate we can doctor.


Mr. Jaffacake (or 'Sir Jaffacake' as he occasionally likes to be known) would like to make it clear that he can promise to take care of your club's players, and will give them much needed experience in international football, should they be not quite talented enough to be picked for their respective nations. He also promises to repay you in beer and rice pudding, now the only two exports of Audioslavia.

IBJJ, G'NB

Before the devastation, did your country contain any areas of woodland large enough that they could possibly (presumably without your Humans knowing about this) have been home to a small clan of sapient Bears? If so then those could have left because of a premonition or prophecy, and found their way to Bears Armed.
So, if you could find room in your side for a [female] Ursine or two...

[Cafundeu]

Ah, it appears I had posted this in the wrong thread: A crosspost, then from the International Domestic Soccer Newswires thread:

With Audioslavia's return to international football imminent, self-appointed head of the FAA, Jeremy Jaffacake, is tasked with bringing together sixteen or so Audioslavian footballers to play for the national team.

There is but one problem. Audioslavia has been a barren, inhospitable wasteland for roughly two-hundred years and its population has almost entirely emigrated.

Therefore, Mr. Jaffacake has asked me, his long suffering secretary, to put the message out to all clubs in all nations to check the backgrounds of your players. You should search for the following:

*Players born in the nation's only remaining population centre, Cathair (pop. around 22,000 and falling. Emigration has been at 40,000 persons per year for around three hundred years. We were a big, big country...)
*Players with a parent or grandparent or great grandparent or great great grandparent who lives in, or has emigrated from, Audioslavia.
*Players directly related to the irresponsibly proniscuous Jeremy Jaffacake, like one-time striker Jerome Jaffacake-Phillips
*Players born near Audioslavia whos birth certifcate we can doctor.


Mr. Jaffacake (or 'Sir Jaffacake' as he occasionally likes to be known) would like to make it clear that he can promise to take care of your club's players, and will give them much needed experience in international football, should they be not quite talented enough to be picked for their respective nations. He also promises to repay you in beer and rice pudding, now the only two exports of Audioslavia.

IBJJ, G'NB

What about descendants from Silexhera, would they suit? There were some players from the former Silexhera National Team who, after the nation stopped playing in the World Cup, kept playing in the Cafundelense league. They are retired by now, but may have children who would be old enough to play football and have some talent from both being children of former footballers and also growing up in Cafundéu and playing in our league.

If this Silexhera origin works, I could offer you a "André Luís Particle"