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by Hapilopper » Sun Jul 16, 2023 9:18 am
by Lisander » Sun Jul 16, 2023 9:27 am
by Diarcesia » Sun Jul 16, 2023 6:20 pm

by Deiorus » Mon Jul 17, 2023 2:11 am

by Abanhfleft » Mon Jul 17, 2023 7:31 am
WILLIAM JESSPER ARCHER ✓
@OffishWillArch8
Every passing day just keeps reminding me how much I'm getting more and more embarrassed to be where I am right now. The insanity just doesn't end. People are either stupid or just plain malicious, but we don't go bumping into other cars just because of trivial shit like this. Just don't do it.
#WGPC20 : #HapiloppianGP : PrestonAutosGP : #OhCrapTheresAWall
WILLIAM JESSPER ARCHER ✓
@OffishWillArch8
However, if the rumors are true and the Nimbans are actually behind that shit, at least now I'm gonna die knowing that Nimbans aren't all stuck-up snobs and pricks who think using their Imagination will solve all the problems in the world.
#WGPC20 : #HapiloppianGP : #OhCrapTheresAWall : UseYourImagination
WILLIAM JESSPER ARCHER ✓
@OffishWillArch8
I asked a question to Preston Autos and I got my answer in Hap City. But what I'm going to do with that information, I guess you'll just have to find out on Monday.
#WGPC20 : #TumbranGP : #TheDecision
DARREN ADONIS FITZPATRICK ✓
- -@OffishWillArch8
@donnyfitz74
I'm almost afraid to find out exactly what you mean, but I know that what you're doing is for your own good so you know I'm gonna be with you no matter what bro
#WGPC20 : #TumbranGP : #TheDecision : #RideOrDie

by Trans-Dniesters » Mon Jul 17, 2023 8:01 am
TO: Lillý Náttmörðsdóttir
FROM: Yurievsky Yakov Leonidovich
SUBJECT: RE: Apologies
Dear Miss Náttmörðsdóttir,
Please do not be alarmed when you see this email in your inbox once again. I did not receive a response from you two weeks ago regarding my request for a personal meeting at the Akresna Circuit in Auruna. I am operating under the assumption that you must have failed to see my email in time as the reason why you were unable to tell me your acceptance or rejection of my invitation, which is why I am sending you a second email to follow up.
However, during the time that I have spent waiting for your reply, I have done some more research into your background and I have come to the conclusion that there might be more than just one reason why you have declined to respond to my invitation. It has come to my attention that you may have a bit of an aversion to the ideology of communism, as do the vast majority of your fellow White Kijanis, which perhaps explains why you might find it difficult to even entertain the thought of talking to me. First of all, let me assure you that Pridnestrovia, despite our official name and the hammer and sickle on our flag, is no longer a communist state. We have long ago realized that capitalism is much better for our country than the planned economy that our former communist ideology had told us to do. The only reason why Pridnestrovia has retained these old communist symbols is because of our glacial bureaucracy, and because we have developed a new identity around “communist tourism,” where Western college liberals come to us and we pretend that we have made communism work while selling them all sorts of communist merchandise and memorabilia. If they gladly give us their parents’ money then we will take them with a smile.
If you are worried about a potential return of communism into your country’s shores then please do not be worried at all. Pridnestrovia is no longer in the business of spreading communism to other countries. We’ve already experienced it for ourselves; there’s no need for us to spread that misery to other nations anymore. You can rest assured that I will not try to enlighten you on the positives of communism because I have long ago abandoned that way of thinking, and I will most definitely not try to spread any communism to Mlima Kijani. We all know which is the better economic system, and we are all participating in it.
Of course, I may just be getting too far ahead of myself, and the only reason why you have not responded to me so far is because you have not yet seen my first email. In any case, I am still awaiting a reply with your confirmation or rejection of a personal meeting with me. If you would like to meet with me, I will be waiting for you at the paddock area of the Mount Fesmos Circuit in Tumbra. If there is another place in which you would like to meet with me then feel free to inform me in your reply email. If you do not wish to engage with me any further then feel free to inform me of that at the very least so that I will not continue to pester you with any more emails.
Most humbly yours,
Yurievsky Yakov Leonidovich

by TJUN-ia » Mon Jul 17, 2023 2:52 pm

by Esmerel » Mon Jul 17, 2023 6:53 pm

by Former Citizens of the Nimbus System » Mon Jul 17, 2023 6:54 pm

by Commonwealth of Baker Park » Mon Jul 17, 2023 6:59 pm

by Aboveland » Mon Jul 17, 2023 7:41 pm
Conditions: Dry
Laps: 53
Nation: TMB
Circuit: Mount Fesmos Circuit
Event: Tumbran Grand Prix
Safety Car Deployed on Laps:
Cars on Grid: 28

POS # ▍DRV Name Team Time Pts
1 74 ▍FTZ Adonis Fitzpatrick Urotovsky-Gatutin 01:27:31.735 25
2 71 ▍FAE Brendan Faloe Cygnus Motorsports Team 00:00:11.101 18
3 42 ▍MCR Sophie McCreary Pressley Racing 00:00:25.113 14
4 88 ▍PRE Ted Pressley Kaylan Racing Team 00:00:43.099 10
5 23 ▍C23 Cocoabo #23 Race Eelandii VTGP 00:00:53.398 8
6 96 ▍ARC William Archer Preston Autos 00:01:00.164 6
7 14 ▍VIA Skiia Vialiv Urotovsky-Gatutin 00:01:05.214 4
8 5 ▍EDW Rudy Edwards Preston Autos 00:01:05.353 3
9 33 ▍BLA Sam Blaatschappen GPA Pryfors Bilar 00:01:17.986 2
10 87 ▍YAN Bryce Yannec Pressley Racing 00:01:37.322 1
11 9 ▍TUV Batu Tüvshinbayar Scuderia Orange Cow Laps Down: 1
12 40 ▍AKS Adriana Kowalski Lilian Eminent Laps Down: 1
13 10 ▍NAT Lillý Náttmörðsdóttir Sivaleinen Laps Down: 1
14 84 ▍ANG Angela Tan Fang Ling Cygnus Motorsports Team Laps Down: 1
15 1 ▍TII iBen Toralmintii Tropicorp-Colourworks Laps Down: 1
16 11 ▍CRT Lane Carter Race Eelandii VTGP Laps Down: 1
17 94 ▍LAN Ryker Lane Nexus Racing Laps Down: 1
18 13 ▍JSY Ji So-Yeong Tropicorp-Colourworks Laps Down: 1
19 91 ▍WAL Kingston Walcott Sivaleinen Laps Down: 1
20 50 ▍LUN Sara Luna Viska Racing Laps Down: 1
21 51 ▍CRU R.L. Cruisin Portland-Carvenlo Laps Down: 1
22 7 ▍DEV Anneliese Devereux Eminent Laps Down: 2
DNF 28 ▍DEE Aaron Deering Viska Racing Ret. lap 32
DNF 12 ▍VIL Darian Vilau Kaylan Racing Team Ret. lap 2
DNF 19 ▍FAL Dom Falepeau Portland-Carvenlo Ret. lap 4
DNF 17 ▍LAU Janne Laukkanen Nexus Racing Ret. lap 1
DNF 24 ▍JCR Jordan Crowe Scuderia Orange Cow Ret. lap 33
DNF 37 ▍HAU Laura Haukanna GPA Pryfors Bilar Ret. lap 36
Pos # ▍DRV Name Team [Engine] Tyres Pts
1 71 ▍FAE Brendan Faloe Cygnus Motorsports Team [Tropicorp] Tropicorp 65
2 74 ▍FTZ Adonis Fitzpatrick Urotovsky-Gatutin [Preston] Tropicorp 61
3 23 ▍C23 Cocoabo #23 Race Eelandii VTGP [Tropicorp] Tropicorp 59
4 42 ▍MCR Sophie McCreary Pressley Racing [Kaylan] Brústeinn 46
5 50 ▍LUN Sara Luna Viska Racing [Viska] Phoenician-In Motion 43
6 7 ▍DEV Anneliese Devereux Eminent [Sidus] Phoenician-In Motion 42
7 5 ▍EDW Rudy Edwards Preston Autos [Preston] Tropicorp 41
8 14 ▍VIA Skiia Vialiv Urotovsky-Gatutin [Preston] Tropicorp 39
9 94 ▍LAN Ryker Lane Nexus Racing [Paragon Warp] Phoenician-In Motion 36
10 17 ▍LAU Janne Laukkanen Nexus Racing [Paragon Warp] Phoenician-In Motion 35
11 96 ▍ARC William Archer Preston Autos [Preston] Tropicorp 30
12 37 ▍HAU Laura Haukanna GPA Pryfors Bilar [Sidus] Phoenician-In Motion 28
12 11 ▍CRT Lane Carter Race Eelandii VTGP [Tropicorp] Tropicorp 28
14 88 ▍PRE Ted Pressley Kaylan Racing Team [Kaylan] Phoenician-In Motion 24
15 13 ▍JSY Ji So-Yeong Tropicorp-Colourworks [Tropicorp] Tropicorp 23
16 9 ▍TUV Batu Tüvshinbayar Scuderia Orange Cow [Tropicorp] Tropicorp 22
16 28 ▍DEE Aaron Deering Viska Racing [Viska] Phoenician-In Motion 22
16 40 ▍AKS Adriana Kowalski Lilian Eminent [Sidus] Phoenician-In Motion 22
19 51 ▍CRU R.L. Cruisin Portland-Carvenlo [Carvenlo] Tabtac 13
20 33 ▍BLA Sam Blaatschappen GPA Pryfors Bilar [Sidus] Phoenician-In Motion 12
21 1 ▍TII iBen Toralmintii Tropicorp-Colourworks [Tropicorp] Tropicorp 10
22 19 ▍FAL Dom Falepeau Portland-Carvenlo [Carvenlo] Tabtac 8
23 87 ▍YAN Bryce Yannec Pressley Racing [Kaylan] Brústeinn 7
23 91 ▍WAL Kingston Walcott Sivaleinen [Preston] Tropicorp 7
25 10 ▍NAT Lillý Náttmörðsdóttir Sivaleinen [Preston] Tropicorp 3
26 84 ▍ANG Angela Tan Fang Ling Cygnus Motorsports Team [Tropicorp] Tropicorp 1
26 12 ▍VIL Darian Vilau Kaylan Racing Team [Kaylan] Phoenician-In Motion 1
28 24 ▍JCR Jordan Crowe Scuderia Orange Cow [Tropicorp] Tropicorp 0
Pos NAT ▍Team [Engine] Tyres Pts
1 PDN ▍Urotovsky-Gatutin [Preston] Tropicorp 100
2 V&T ▍Race Eelandii VTGP [Tropicorp] Tropicorp 87
3 HAP ▍Preston Autos [Preston] Tropicorp 71
4 NIM ▍Nexus Racing [Paragon Warp] Phoenician-In Motion 71
5 ESM ▍Cygnus Motorsports Team [Tropicorp] Tropicorp 66
6 AUR ▍Viska Racing [Viska] Phoenician-In Motion 65
7 ETL ▍Eminent [Sidus] Phoenician-In Motion 64
8 TMB ▍Pressley Racing [Kaylan] Brústeinn 53
9 DCS ▍GPA Pryfors Bilar [Sidus] Phoenician-In Motion 40
10 ABL ▍Tropicorp-Colourworks [Tropicorp] Tropicorp 33
11 TGN ▍Kaylan Racing Team [Kaylan] Phoenician-In Motion 25
12 CBP ▍Scuderia Orange Cow [Tropicorp] Tropicorp 22
13 LEN ▍Portland-Carvenlo [Carvenlo] Tabtac 21
14 MRT ▍Sivaleinen [Preston] Tropicorp 10

by Chromatika » Wed Jul 19, 2023 7:17 am

by Abanhfleft » Wed Jul 19, 2023 8:17 am
WILLIAM JESSPER ARCHER ✓
@OffishWillArch8
An open letter to Preston Autos GP yb.ook/8uHJ773qAc
#WGPC20 : #TumbranGP : TheDecision : #OpenLetter
OFFICIAL STATEMENT (AND OPEN LETTER TO PRESTON AUTOS)
It is with great sadness that I am announcing that I will no longer be driving for Preston Autos Grand Prix Racing effective at the end of World Grand Prix Championship Season 20. This was not an easy decision for me to make considering the deep history that I have with Preston Autos, starting from the moment when they decided to sign me as a rookie driver fresh from a poor debut season in WGP2. However, there are a lot of things that have happened throughout the course of the current season which has made me come to the realization that, at the moment at least, my goals and the goals of Preston Autos are not currently in alignment.
I will forever be grateful to Preston Autos for giving me the opportunity to become part of the World Grand Prix Championship and show the entire multiverse that I wasn’t just the son of a stock car driver, that I was my own man and a good racing driver at the very least. Which is why the decision I made not to remain with the team for a fourth consecutive season was a hard one for me to make, but in the end, it was the decision that I felt would be the best for my own sake. There have been disagreements between me and the team, but disagreements are just a part of racing life, and I would not say that they were a major factor in my decision to leave the team. However, certain things have come up this season, certain things which I did not like, and I am not afraid to admit that they factored into my decision as well, perhaps more than they should have.
Maybe I am just overthinking things. Or maybe I didn’t actually put enough thought in making the decision to join Preston for a third season. But I asked for a guarantee of support at the start of the season, and recent events seem to suggest that that guarantee has been withdrawn. Some events couldn’t be helped, like two consecutive engine failures, as well as poor tire strategies. But to be in the lead, with a chance to fight for the win, and be asked to swap positions, it makes a man think. Did I really have the support that I was guaranteed to have in the first place, or was it just words? Some might call me petulant, childish even. Some might say I should have gotten everything down in writing in a contract before going on my merry way. And they might be right. However, these are issues that can be talked about and ironed out between two adults in an open conversation. But that isn’t really the main issue I have with the team anymore. In fact, the problem I really have is not really with the team anymore.
It’s no secret that the “Oh Crap, There’s A Wall” campaign has not been the most popular campaign in WGPC ever since it was introduced. I still remember the time when I was the first or maybe the second driver to fall victim to the wall, and I still remember the controversy that arose because of my father Guillermo leveling accusations against a Hodoran blogger due to a certain interpretation of certain words. One could say that this blogger (someone called Blue Flags or 48 Pigeons, whatever it actually was) wished a Preston Autos driver to crash into OCTAW to prove a point to the Hapilopper Television Network, and my father Guillermo chose to interpret it as said blogger wishing I would crash into the wall. Which is exactly what happened, but that is only part of my point. “Oh Crap, There’s A Wall” has always been a tasteless campaign in my personal opinion. We racers put our bodies, our lives on the line for the entertainment of the rest of the world, and HTN has decided to turn it into a betting contest, just like which horse crosses the finish line first. And while I don’t condone vandalism as well, it’s perhaps no surprise that someone would take action on their own to get rid of that massive bullseye, no matter if it was the work of other Hapiloppians or the Nimbans of Nexus Racing or anyone else.
It has become increasingly clear to me in recent days that I might not be compatible with Hapiloppian racing culture anymore. “Oh Crap, There’s A Wall” has always been something I didn’t approve of, but recent news coming out of Hapilopper City has firmly cemented this for me. OCTAW was already in poor taste in and of itself, but HTN’s new campaign putting targets on Nexus Racing’s Chase Cutters is, to put it lightly, way out of line. My own personal opinions on the Nexus Wardship and the Chase Cutter aside, nothing has been proven and accusations of vandalism is simply no reason to even tell someone to crash into another car, a fellow racer. And I won’t point to the stock car racing culture of Hapilopper as a reason for this because I was raised by a stock car driver who taught me that “bumping is racing.” But there has to be a good reason to bump someone in a race, like if you’re fighting for the win or if they bumped you first. Add to that Marty Lewis’s “breakdown” during the post-race press conference in Hap City, and it has become clear to me that Preston Autos and Hapilopper is no longer a place in which I feel I can thrive or even just survive as a racing driver.
I still have massive respect for Marty and the work that he put in to make Preston a relevant player in the WGPC stage. He was also the man who gave me my first and biggest break in WGPC so I will always have love for the man. But it has become clear in recent weeks that I have simply grown too different from the rest of the team to be able to keep working with them for the time being. I would still like to win a World Drivers’ Championship with Preston Autos. That desire of mine hasn’t changed a bit. However, until such time that the team finally gets its act together, I will have to pursue my dream in another place, with another team.
This isn’t goodbye, Preston Autos and Hapilopper. This is only so long for now. I am confident that our paths will cross each other once again, and I hope for a happy reunion and happier times in our futures.
William J. S. Archer

by Hapilopper » Wed Jul 19, 2023 9:52 am

by Deiorus » Thu Jul 20, 2023 4:19 am

Igne Spupuo, wearing his Order of Deiorus
medal over his racing suit, illustrated.

by TJUN-ia » Thu Jul 20, 2023 3:00 pm
You fucking earned that one, dude! Absolutely brilliant!
I'm so fucking proud of you and I know Lane and Will are as well...so congratulations!
by Diarcesia » Thu Jul 20, 2023 7:33 pm

by Commonwealth of Baker Park » Fri Jul 21, 2023 12:15 am

by Aboveland » Fri Jul 21, 2023 9:47 am
Tervelkommen til Fjellutfordring!The Fjellutfordring circuit is finally slated to make its long-awaited return to the World Grand Prix Championship, sporting a brand-new layout designed for all of close racing, high speeds, and ambitious overtakes. Compared to the old layout, the new track offers a shorter distance, far higher average speed, and a more flowing, traditional road character, with only one slow-speed chicane to break up the high-adrenaline sweeping corners.
Fjellutfordring has featured only once before on the WGPC calendar, as host to the inaugural sprint-feature race weekend in WGPC18. Then-reigning and eventual world champion Terho Talvela wowed home crowds in his WGPC14-throwback liveried Tropicorp Racing Ælund machine, storming to pole position in the weekend's one-shot qualifying session — the first and only time the drivers took to the tarmac before the race. Talvela would go on to swap places with an inspired iBen Toralmintii in the feature race, trailing the Turorian in a 1-2 finish for the Abovian outfit, while Nimban Ryker Lane took top honors in the subsequent sprint, becoming the first back-to-back winner of the Abovian Grand Prix since his maiden victory in Lintulahti the year prior.
The circuit's central location in Aboveland means that it's straightforward to reach via air or road from either Vankkavalta or Iskajärvi, even though the closure of the Avsidesliggendevuoret airport has made travel to the circuit less direct than before. The city is smaller than other urban centers in Aboveland, but larger than the large town of Lintulahti, previously host to the grand prix. Visitors will find a city sprawled across the rolling hills and rocky outcroppings of the Abovian taiga, with an ample selection of central and off-the-beaten-path accomodations.
Special Event: Igne Spupo Demo Run
As part of a shock return to the world of open-wheel motorsport, former Deiorii World Grand Prix driver Igne Spupo will tackle the treacherous tarmac of Fjellutfordring to kick off the Abovian Grand Prix weekend, driving a race-spec AGP004 around the circuit for a series of trial laps before the start of Friday’s Free Practice session. Though WGPC20 sporting regulations prohibit substitute drivers in official, timed sessions, Spupo will set a series of timed laps around the track to commemorate the 6th anniversary of his debut WGPC season, WGPC14. “It’s a tremendous honor for us to host Spupo this weekend,” Tropicorp-Colourworks sporting director, and former rival to the Deiorii, Terho Talvela said. “Igne [Spupo] was an extremely talented driver back when we had our on-track battles; his career ended because of things outside of his control, and he’s been to hell and back ever since his departure from the championship. We are brimming with joy to welcome him back to the WGPC, even if it’s in the form of a trial run, as a testament to our love for the sport and to Igne’s incredible resilience.” Since the Deiorii's return to the spotlight, he has made headlines with a sensational comeback win at Baker Park, dragging the AOGP Motorworks chassis from sixth to the top step of the podium and landing himself ninth overall in the championship after just two races. In WGPC14, his only season to date, Spupo scored two wins to finish best of the rest in the drivers' championship, finishing third overall behind the dominant Talvela-Toralmintii duo. The Deiorii scored 80% of the points of his team, Guayabalense outfit Telaris Racing, during the season, although a late-season slump, together with the stratospheric rise of Vangazi legend Jessica Franssen, poured cold water on the hopes of an eventual title bid.
A lap of Fjellutfordring
The circuit widens as the start/finish straight leads into turn one, a prime overtaking spot now with a wide gravel runoff at the end, making sure that first-corner heroics turn costly for the over-ambitious. The track opens up again towards turn two, then begins to rise over bumpy asphalt into the left-right three-four sequence and towards the chicane at turn 5. The chicane sees drivers brake while turning as they attempt to maximize the overtaking opportunity, and the circuit rises again more sharply towards the medium-speed turn six and onwards to the rising, sweeping crest of turn 7. The surface undulates between turns 7 and 8, an off-camber right-hander at the highest part of the circuit, where drivers will need to lift to avoid running onto the grass outside, before descending more sharply again towards the smooth turn 9 hairpin. The lap ends at the base of the turn 8 hill, with a rapid run-up to the tight, walled hairpin at 10 slingshotting drivers out onto the main straight through the rising turn 11.

by Tumbra » Fri Jul 21, 2023 10:16 am

by Trans-Dniesters » Fri Jul 21, 2023 11:18 am
NEPÖ KINDER FANCLUB—PRIDNESTROVIA
@KinderFans_PDN
Вітаємо Непо Кіндер з четвертим місцем на автодромі Драммонд Веил, яке дозволило їй зберегти лідерство в турнірній таблиці AOGP!Congratulations to Nepo Kinder on her fourth place finish at the Drummond Vale Racing Circuit to retain her lead at the top of the AOGP standings!
#AOGP : #AOGPBakerPark : #Вітаємо : #ФанКлубНепоКіндер : #НепоКіндерДляЧемпіона#AOGP : #AOGPBakerPark : #Congratulations : #NepoKinderFanClub : #NepoKinderForChampion
PRIDNESTROVIAN MINISTRY OF MEMES
- -@KinderFans_PDN
@PDNMemeMinistry
Чесно кажучи, я віддаю перевагу Ніні Джонсілватурр. І я кажу це не тому, що обрав її для своєї фентезі-команди. Заради Бога, мені потрібно, щоб ця інвестиція окупилася.I prefer Nini Johnsilvaturr to be honest. And I'm not saying that because I picked her for my fantasy team. Please God, I need this investment to pay off.
#AOGP : #AOGPBakerPark : #ФентезіAOGP : #АрміяНініДжонсілватурр : #ЯЗробивВеличезнуПомилку#AOGP : #AOGPBakerPark : #FantasyAOGP : #NiniJohnsilvaturrArmy : #IHaveMadeAHugeMistake

by Auruna » Fri Jul 21, 2023 5:30 pm
by Lisander » Fri Jul 21, 2023 6:33 pm
(03:08) Irina: So, what do you think?![]()
(03:08) Irina: Do you like it?
(03:11) Irina: Seems they want me to do more and more TV commercials...
(03:12) Irina: So...
(03:15) Irina: DAMN LMAO forgot the time zone... sorry babe
(03:29) Liese: Cool. Who's the good-looking guy? I'm a little bit jealous.
(03:31) Liese:BTW, Is the soup good? I'll see if I can find a pack.

by Former Citizens of the Nimbus System » Fri Jul 21, 2023 7:27 pm
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This entry of the blog will, unfortunately, not tread unfamiliar ground. The issue of corporate ownership and marketing in WGP racing is not new, not to the motorsports world, to us or, indeed, to this blog specifically. Most recently, I covered it in my piece on the Preston Automobile Company and its racing team, and the conflicting impulses between its corporate marketing team and its racing project.
I am confident that this blog’s regular readership already know why this issue is currently especially pertinent. For those who missed the last WGPC race: despite last season’s outcry from teams, drivers and a large number of fans, somehow the ‘They Crash You Win’ campaign returned at the most recent Preston Autos Grand Prix of Hapilopper. The sweepstake, run by the Hapilopper Television Network, offered a prize to a fan randomly chosen from those who correctly selected the first driver to crash into a concrete wall at a particularly dangerous part of the Grand Prix’s circuit. Seemingly in protest – a response which, I must stress, was inevitable given HTN’s failure to even acknowledge the prior backlash beyond an oblique reference in this year’s programme to the contest being ‘controversial’ – the target graphic painted onto the wall was suddenly, seemingly extra-naturally, reworked to take the form of an entirely different mural, depicting two drivers and their cars.
This action, being highly visible for the whole race, has triggered a substantial response throughout the WGPC community, mostly supportive of the protest’s apparent aims if more mixed on the protest itself. Analysis of the collective reaction could likely fill a dissertation; fortunately, it is HTN’s own actions that I am concerned with here. Said actions have been at once confusing and revealing.
Worth noting first is the grudge that they seem to have gained against Nexus Racing. While I cannot say I am sufficiently familiar with HTN’s past programming to be aware of their historical stance towards the team – nor, of course, am I an unbiased observer – the network’s attitude towards them seems to have become deeply vitriolic. This is despite there being no evidence whatsoever in favour of any member of Nexus Racing being involved with the protest, barring that Imagination could have been used to effect the change visible on the wall, a fact that is also true of Valentian reality shaping, Sherpa magic and no doubt many other extra-natural systems of matter and energy manipulation. Even if Imagination was the means chosen, Nexus Racing are hardly the only ones with access to it; Imagination is broadly distributed among the Nimban population and even beyond. It would thus not be implausible to speculate that those responsible for the protest might be elsewhere in the paddock or in the grandstands. Either HTN are unaware of this broad range of possibilities – this seems highly unlikely – or they are practising wilful ignorance to create a scapegoat for their own purposes. In any case, I am reassured by the team that there was indeed nobody among their number involved in this protest – and why would they be? A banner displayed above their garages or something similar would have made the point just as visibly and effectively.
It is also valuable to consider the precise form that this grudge has taken. Instead of reconsidering in the face of very public criticism, HTN have seen fit to double down and target a new competition at Nexus Racing specifically – in this case, by literally superimposing targets on their footage of their cars. This indicates that they may be actively seeking to generate the outrage, perceiving that no publicity is bad publicity. Leaving ethics and good taste aside for a moment, it is also a distraction from the racing itself, portraying drivers and cars less as pinnacles of mortal achievement striving against one another and more as toys to be thrown against one another until something breaks.
But what arguably allows the most piercing insight is a series of comments made by a spokesperson for HTN to an interviewer the Hapilopper City Herald. When asked to comment on the mural, they replied that they might present a ‘‘Hit the Dipshits and Win a Prize’ award’. This is a curious choice of words, not least from somebody representing an institution – if sanctioned to speak on their behalf, and presumably prepared with the interests and positions of the company on the issue, one can only conclude that the HTN holds active disdain for the drivers depicted in the mural. This is astonishing, considering that that one of them was very obviously Jean Mercer-Daly, who was a prominent competitor in WGPC racing until only last season. This comment indicates an alarming disinterest in the fundamental personalities of the sport that HTN are covering.
It is clear from all of the above that HTN must view the WGPC as two things: mindless entertainment and manufactured, destructive controversy. After you strip away everything else that they evidently cannot see it as, this is all that is left. There is nothing wrong, to be clear, with mindless entertainment. As somebody privileged with the opportunity to attend races in person, the viscerality of the competition is something to behold – the raw noise, the speed, the fury of it all is overwhelming. Even, yes, a crash can meaningfully elevate one’s emotions – the tension and astonishment of a moment of tiniest misjudgement exploding into devastation, followed, one always hopes, by the cathartic release of the driver walking unharmed from their sundered chariot.
But mindless entertainment is a fraction of all that top-level motorsports are. The countless hours of preparation by the people behind the wheel, in the garages, in the factories and design labs and every other part of a WGPC team; the masterful design of each and every piece of the cars that they build; the strategy and thought that goes into ensuring that they make their requisite laps of a track as quickly as possible – all of these are deep wells of interest that enhance and complete the entertainment on offer. In rejecting all of this, those in HTN who have made this decision belittle their audience, assuming that they will settle for spectacle alone and ignore the rest. More than this, they have distorted that spectacle, relying on arguably its most captivating but also its most dangerous manifestation to generate interest because they have nothing else to fall back on. As the protest highlighted, a crash can sideline, scar, and at its worst kill. We can acknowledge that a crash is investing while also seeking to reduce the likelihood and severity of one towards 0.
HTN’s views and actions thus fundamentally misunderstand, mishandle and misappropriate the WGPC – and it appears that I am not the only one to recognise it. Preston Autos Grand Prix Racing have been quick to distance themselves from HTN over the past week and a half and their team principal, Martin Lewis, has placed a moratorium on interviews with the HTN and requested that the WGPO replace them as their Hapiloppian broadcasting partner. Drake Stevenson, ex-WGP2 driver for Nexus Racing and NSSCRA champion, has gone a step further in requesting the same of the entire Hapiloppian motorsport community in his capacity as chair of the Hapiloppian Racers’ Alliance.
When I last wrote on the issue of corporate interests in motorsport conflicting with the interests of the sport and its participants, I concluded that life was easier for us at In Motion than for many – that we have not had to compromise our ideals in the face of pressure from investors with desires outside the sport imposing their own, and that those who feel that pressure will have a far greater struggle to make their desired impact upon the world. What I forgot in that moment, however, is that those interests need the sport as much as the sport needs them. The degree to which this is true remains to be seen and is about to be tested, but these last few days have reminded me that there is a great strength and purpose in this community of ours when we see what we care about threatened.
My wife and I are not Hapiloppian; there is only so much that we can do to lend the support I promised then. But we can certainly follow the march that the Hapiloppians have taken; I doubt we will be taking interviews from HTN soon. And, of course, we can make our voices heard – by way, for instance, of a blog post. If you have borne with me thus far, I encourage you to do the same.
Best of luck to all of our drivers, and to everybody else, at the Grand Prix in Aboveland this weekend.
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