how kanzlians reacts to the Cup of Harmony hosted in the Eternal Empire
brought to you by: Centraal
This edition is hosted by: Avdrey Kristen
S. van Coevorden 60', 88' //
Kanzlia has the offside flag to thank in today's game as without it, the game wouldve ended 2-4! That's right, 4 goals were ruled offside, one more dubious than the rest. Sylverio van Coevorden pressing game gets him a rather embarassing goal to concede for Indusse. This is what ex-National Team striker Jan Tykis have to say about the match.
AK: "It's an honour to be speaking with the one and only Jan Tykis - thank you for sacrificing some of your time today."
JK: "No problem course"
AK: "How's Aurelitharion treating you?"
JK: "Not much is going on, busy people here I suppose"
AK: "Alright lets get going then.. do you have thoughts on the game before I get more specific?"
JK: " ' course, It was a good display I'd say, weaker than what I think this squad is capable of, but it was a good match."
JK: "I'm guessing we're gonna talk on the offsides later, so I'd like to take this time to praise Sylverio van Coevorden. Who bagged 2 goals in this game, and very deserved goals aswell, one after cutting in from the left hand side and slotting it top corner"
JK: "And his second coming after pressing Shehzad from behind which then promptly led to him scoring comfortably."
AK: "About that, do you think it was a foul?"
JK: "Gah! Course not. The ball was in play, Shehzad forgot to look behind and his defenders were yelling at him, albeit too late."
AK: "That's not the only controversy today as Indusse's 3rd offside goal was razor thin and can really be up to interpretation doesn't it?"
JK: "Unlike the other 3 ruled out goals, this one I genuinely thought went in. It's a hard decision, ultimately boiling down to VAR assistants determining how much of a players body is on or off"
AK: "You can say that, for the record Butea was offside by 2 centimeters according to VAR, tough luck"
JK: "Certainly looks like it."
AK: "And Indusses other offside goals, dont you think the defenders shouldn't just stop chasing the ball? They seem really confident with their offsides."
JK: "I agree, if it wasn't offside they would score"
AK: "Shocker"
JK: "If I were them I'd still be chasing the ball, can't be sure enough"
JK: "I'm guessing Schmidt actually trained them quite intensively"
Ding-ding! "And now... time for a little offside chat!"
AK: "Oh well thats the jingle for a shift of topic, away from sports. You have been briefed about this have you?"
JK: "Yep"
AK: "Today's topic is... food!"
AK: "Do you have a favourite food? And can you make it?"
JK: "Pie and mash love, simple as"
JK: "Of course I can make pie and mash"
AK: "Do you think that boils down to how you were raised? I think most people would ridicule that as an answer"
JK: "Dont' care what they say, I can enjoy a mash with or without the insults just fine."
JK: "Very simple nutritious filling dish, can't go wrong with that."
AK: "It doesnt seem very healthy does it? Not for an athlete. Do you eat it often?"
JK: "That's right, its not in any dietician lists. Though I still eat it often."
AK: "Every day occurence then?"
JK: "Not quite, maybe like once in two days."
AK: "Any pairings you recommend for others?"
JK:"Gin. And for this one I'd actually go for the most expensive ones you can afford."
AK: "Looks like I have ideas for dinner tonight, thank you very much. And with that Im afraid our time is up, thank you so much again Mr. Tykis for being here - good luck in Aurelitharion!"
JK: "No worries"