The royal merchant guild's storefront

[Imeriata]

To: The Constitutional Monarchy of Borisyukishvililand

Hi there and thank you for asking, it is a tricky matter to figure out but we here at the royal merchant guild and all the corporations and merchants we represent are willing to help. The Nation State Dollar NSD or the UniverSal Dollar USD is a fiat currency that all currency is measured against in the international nation state trade forums. This is not something you gain but rather a simple conversion rate that translate your own budget that you wish to spend in importing new wares on. For instance lets say you wanted to equip your armed forces with the KVG-09 as produced by the absolute royal federation, instead of paying in gold or in Imerian Crowns that you would need to convert your own money into can you instead just use the nation state dollar. This does not require any real effort on your part and your government should easily be able to convert your own currency into the international one and then pay us in that.

With best regards: His lordship Göran auf Halmarstad.

OOC: You don't need to get it, it is just a currency that exist and everyone pays with internationally.

[Dominant Oppressors]

Greetings,
I would be interested in purchasing a male mammoth, preferably with superb fur and tusks. I would like to pay in gold if that is possible.
I will send a detachment to collect the mammoth as well as deliver payment,
thanks and God bless,
Holy Emperor Adam J. Vader of Dominant Oppressors.

[Transadhea]

Transadhean Trade Ministry
Transadhean Defence Ministry

Greetings,
The Transadhean Government is interested to buy
•1537 års tjanste revolver.
•KVMG-03 Light machinegun
•Din federala hell-automatiska ärtbössan
•Behemoth class heavy armoured track layer
•Tin soldiers of royal guardsmen
With sets of:
Standard set, African set and Al-Jzr al-Khḑrāʼ set
We would pay you either with NSD or Gold.
With Regards,
Minister of Trade,Ivan Novsky
And
Minister of Defence,Alan Vodronovsky

[Imeriata]

To: His royal highness Adam J. Vader of Dominant Oppressors.

Greetings onto thee your royal highness, of I will as your humble contact that speaks for the royal merchant guild and all the co-operatives, corporations, and estates that she represents have your royal highness request looked into with prompt, I assure you that one will be selected from the finest breeders with only the finest breeding as worthy of a monarch.

With the best of wishes and hopes for great services in the future.

With best regards: His lordship Göran auf Halmarstad.

To: Ivan Novsky Minister of Trade, and Alan Vodronovsky Minister of Defence

Greetings ministers, I would of course be more than willing to inform the relevant companies and begin production, that way you can pick up the number of weapons and toys in the numbers required and with short delay when you want to pick them up and pay for them.

I hope you a pleasant and great day.

With best regards: His lordship Göran auf Halmarstad.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

Ahmed Pathan, a Sharifistani farmer in Free Svenden,wants to buy.
3 good milk cows, 2 calves and a bull.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

In addition a Sharifistani dad (who is also a Major in the Army) wishes to but the folllowing toys for his children (1 son, 2 daughters):
30 African tribal warriors
100 African Guardsmen
(To he shared amongst his 3 children)

2 Gregerina dolls (one for each daughter)

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

OOC:
What defines a monarchy as civilised?

[Big Carencia]

The royal government of Carencia requests
100 1537 års tjanster revolver.
The weapons are to replace the armories of the police stations of Carencia. Because we have installed new posts and do not have weapons for all the police.

[Imeriata]

OOC: A civilised monarchy is a proper form of government as opposed to a more barbaric republic as the Absolute Royal Federation would look at matters.

To: Champagne Socialist Sharifistan

Hi thank you for your order, as I am penning this have I taken the quick liberty to have the toy soldiers cast and the two dolls prepared to be sent off as we are picking out the perfect cattle for your order. As soon as they are found will we ship them in the coming days and we are eagerly awaiting your delighted reaction to all the item and hope they will be more than worth the low price for such treasures.

With best regards: His lordship Göran auf Halmarstad.

To: Big Carencia

Of course my honoured client, as I am penning this letter are we hard at work readying the order to be sent off. I am more than certain that the new firearms will prove themselves more than useful for your peacekeeping forces. I hope that they prove themselves as valuable in your hands as they have been in ours that you might even consider making them your primary weapon. To show that they are quite useful and how we are able to produce them have I taken the liberty to include an additional 50 pieces of firearms for no extra charge.

With best regards: His lordship Göran auf Halmarstad.

[StarArmy]

To: Lord Bjorn auf Halmarstad, Royal Merchant Guild
From: Special Acquisitions, Star Army Logistics

Greetings, most distinguished sutler,

I am glad to see that you continue to thrive. It has been seven years since our first transaction and we have exchanged massive amounts of supplies, gold, cheesecakes, foods, and so forth, and each time has been a good experience. I have enjoyed working with you very much, and the opportunity to be the spokesperson for the Star Army in these transaction, starting out as a low-ranking soldier and now having reached the highest enlisted rank. Sadly this will probably be my last time here, as I have requested to go into to the officer training program with the goal of eventually captaining my own cargo ship. But fear not, we have selected a fine replacement secretary for special acquisitions, Jôtô Hei Go Eunbyul (高 銀별), pictured below:



She will contact you soon with an order!

Cheers,

Jotô Heisho Nakagawa Asaka
Cargo and Supply Specialist, YSS Frontier

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To: Lord Bjorn auf Halmarstad, Royal Merchant Guild
From: Special Acquisitions, Star Army Logistics

Greeting and best wishes! My name is Jôtô Hei (Superior Private) Go Eunbyul (高 銀별) and I am the new secretary for special acquisitions. I am pleased to meet you!

The Star Army requests to purchase the following commodities from your fine organization:

1. 50 million meters of wool.
2. 50 million meters of cotton.
3. 50 million meters of silk.
4. 10 million tons of carrots
6. 10 million tons of potatoes
7. 10 billion tons of rice
8. 100 million tons of wheat flour
9. 5 billion tons of oats
10. 1,000 Extremely Fine Stock Riding Horses
11. 1,000 Extremely Fine Stock War Horses

As usual, we are prepared to pay in pure gold blocks weighing 1 metric ton each. We prefer standardized cargo containers, which we can supply, and we request the civilized monarchy and bulk discounts.

Respectfully,

Jôtô Hei Go Eunbyul (高 銀별)
Star Army Logistics: Special Acquisitions Division

[Imeriata]

To: Jotô Heisho Nakagawa Asaka

While it fills my heart with sorrow to hear that our business relationship will no longer continue with you jungfrau Jotô personally am I more han joyful to hear about your promotion to an officer cadet. To commemorate our long and mutually beneficial interactions with one another have I personally taken the opportunity to order and send with this letter a sabre of the Scanderan style as any good officer should carry into battle to inspire his men and fellow officers.

I wish you nothing but great honour and glory upon your new career.

With best regards: His lordship Göran auf Halmarstad.

To: Special Acquisitions, Star Army Logistics

My dearest jungfrau Jôtô, I am more than happy to hear from you and hope you will have a glorious service within the honoured ranks of the special acquisitions, while normally reserved for the first time purchase for a company or a state have I decided with the long track record of the Jungfrau's predecessor in mind taken the liberty to add the first time discount to this order besides the expected discounts of those extended to fellow servants of monarchs and the bulk order discount. This would put the Jungfrau's order at 5 716 316 400 000 000 NSD to be paid in gold. We have already begun to collect the required items in as quick a manner is possible from the various member companies of the guild. We are currently only awaiting payment but I assure you that the order will be ready and waiting for the Jungfrau and whatever aid is required to transport it.

With humble greetings and well wishes for the future;

With humble greetings and well wishes for the future; His lordship Göran auf Halmarstad.[/quote]

[StarArmy]

To: Lord Bjorn auf Halmarstad, Royal Merchant Guild
From: Special Acquisitions, Star Army Logistics

We are most pleased to receive your reply and our ships are on their way with 102,516,435 cubes of pure gold, wrapped in plastic and on pallets, each weighing 1 metric ton (tonne), which our research indicates is the market value, rounded up to the nearest whole gold block. This is my first time participating in this sort of operation and I must say that seeing such a colossal mass of wealth is incredible. While I am limited on the amount I can say for reasons of technological non-interference, let me just say that this gold represents a lot of energy expenditure, science, and industrial work on Yamatai's part.

Respectfully,

Jôtô Hei Go Eunbyul (高 銀별)
Star Army Logistics: Special Acquisitions Division

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To: Lord Bjorn auf Halmarstad, Royal Merchant Guild
From: Jotô Heisho Nakagawa Asaka

Thank you for your well wishes! I will cherish this blade and my time here!

Cheers,

Jotô Heisho Nakagawa Asaka
Cargo and Supply Specialist, YSS Frontier

[Imeriata]

To: Special Acquisitions, Star Army Logistics

Glorious, I am happy to hear, and yes, the money involved in such deals are often very overwhelming, however Jungffrau Jôtô's task is currently done, me on the other hand am forced to now start to divide the money between the guilds own fee, the co-operatives, sub-guilds, corporations, and estates that is involved in this deal as well as negotiate the guild's fee for them all, and try to keep the royal authorities pleased as well and the taxes paid of to them. I do however hope that such deals can continue in the future as our own industrial, pastoral, and agricultural output is always at your disposal.

With humble greetings and well wishes for the future;

With humble greetings and well wishes for the future; His lordship Göran auf Halmarstad.[/quote][/quote]

[Dominant Oppressors]

Thank you very much for your excellent service!

[Islamic Republic e Jariri]

To: His Lordship Bjorn auf Halmarstad

From: Foreign Acquisitions Council of the Jaririan Department of Agriculture

We rely extensively on overseas imports to offset the impact of our mainland agricultural deficiency that cannot meet the needs of our gargantuan population. The longstanding reputation of Imerian goods has facilitated interest in the purchase of the following products:

• Barley: 150,000,000 tons
• Carrot: 20,000,000 tons
• Corn: 300,000,000 tons
• Parnsip: 60,000,000 tons
• Rice: 150,000,000 tons

Do you accept payment in USD?

[Imeriata]

To: Foreign Acquisitions Council of the Jaririan Department of Agriculture

While we prefer the more universally accepted NSD or even gold are we willing to accept USD as well my most honourable customer, as for your order can I say that we are currently going through the various farms, collectives, freeholds, corporations, estates, and tribal holdings to secure your order and preparing to ship it. The total price will come down to 412 500 000 000 NSD or USD as I do believe the two currencies go at an exchange rate of 1:1.
With humble greetings and well wishes for the future;

With humble greetings and well wishes for the future; His lordship Göran auf Halmarstad.

[Peoples Republic of Joyea]

To: The Royal Merchants Guild
From: The Peoples Ministry of Defense For The Peoples Republic of Joyea
Re: Order
Encryption: Medium
The Joyean Military is interested in buying 1000 Behemoth Class Heavy Track Layer's. We believethis will make an excellent weapon for the Joyean Military. We just have a few questions about the vehicle;
Does it perform well in jungles where terrain may be uneven or hard to maneuver?
Is the vehicle amphibious?
Will it sink in mud or get stuck?
How much track can it lay?
Is it NBC protected and if so what kind of system does it use?
Regards,
Johnathan Hill,
Head of the Military Procurement Department for the Ministry of Defense for Joyea.

[Imeriata]

To: The Peoples Ministry of Defense For The Peoples Republic of Joyea

Due to it's nature as a heavy fighting vehicle is mud and wetlands not the greatest places for the Behemoth class heavy tracklayer for the same reasons is it similarly not a very suited beast for amphibious operations. While it is technically possible to simply drive it through a river as it is water tight would this not be recommended due to the fact that if it would get stuck due to it's weight is it very hard to recover and could place the crew in an awkward position.

It is however capable due to it's sheer weight to simply run over trees so it should be capable of fighting in woodlands. The dense vegetation would of course slow it down but as a defensive weapon could it easily serve as mobile bunkers that could be redeployed with little to no issue.

As for the question of how much tracks it can lay is that a cultural misunderstanding, what we in the federation refers to as a "tracklayer" is abroad known as a "tank" or "landship" and it is not a dedicated vehicle capable of laying down railway tracks to support logistical branches of the military. Like all tanks produced by the federation's armoury forges is it defended against biological, chemical and nuclear weaponry in the Stjarnhjalms skjalden or "Stjarnhjalms shield" that the house responsible for developing the tracklayer created, this is however a domestically produced defence and not one available abroad.

With humble greetings and well wishes for the future; His lordship Göran auf Halmarstad.

[Peoples Republic of Joyea]

To: The Royal Merchants Guild
From: The Peoples Ministry of Defense For The Peoples Republic of Joyea
Re: Order
Encryption: Medium
The Joyean Military is interested in buying 2000 Behemoth Class Heavy Track Layer's (Female Variant). We believe this will make an excellent weapon for the Joyean Military.

Regards,
Johnathan Hill,
Head of the Military Procurement Department for the Ministry of Defense for Joyea.

[Kingdom of Bornai]

Greetings, The Royal Merchant's Guild

I, Duke Dough Le Furde, representative of Kingdom of Bornai are interested to buy the following:

Beast
20 Dragons
100 Dragonling
280 Wyverns
2,200 Horse wolves

Contract to buy food enough for all the beast stated above every month. The Royal family of Kingdom of Bornai would definitely be delighted if you are able to provide all these.

Regards,
Duke Dough Le Furde

[Imeriata]

To: The Peoples Ministry of Defense For The Peoples Republic of Joyea

A good and excellent choice my good sir, and indeed such a majestic behemoth of steel and fury of crew and vehicle alike makes such a mighty warmachine all but unstoppable and quite capable to clearing out any infantry formation it runs across, the cost for such an order would be 32 000 000 000 NSD or the equivalent in gold, gems and similar valuables.

However as I am writing this have we started to prepare the order of construction and you should see a steady delivery of warmachines to your country to ensure that your foemen will be laid low.

With humble greetings and well wishes for the future; His lordship Göran auf Halmarstad.

To: His grace the Duke Dough Le Furde

Your grace, 'tis with great honour I am writing onto thee to declare that we are preparing the enemy for delivery. As well as a show of good faith have I and the guild I represent taken the opportunity to also prepare one month worth of food for the beasts ordered. However the cost of the animals would ultimately fall on the trifling sum of; 241 220 000 NSD.

I have already informed the relevant corporations and family estates and landed gentry involved in the guild to provide the relevant animals and we can also pass on a dialog to ensure that food for the animals is also provided onto your grace each month.

With humble greetings and well wishes for the future; His lordship Göran auf Halmarstad.

[Imeriata]

To: The Peoples Ministry of Defense For The Peoples Republic of Joyea

A good and excellent choice my good sir, and indeed such a majestic behemoth of steel and fury of crew and vehicle alike makes such a mighty warmachine all but unstoppable and quite capable to clearing out any infantry formation it runs across, the cost for such an order would be 32 000 000 000 NSD or the equivalent in gold, gems and similar valuables.

However as I am writing this have we started to prepare the order of construction and you should see a steady delivery of warmachines to your country to ensure that your foemen will be laid low.

With humble greetings and well wishes for the future; His lordship Göran auf Halmarstad.

To: His grace the Duke Dough Le Furde

Your grace, 'tis with great honour I am writing onto thee to declare that we are preparing the enemy for delivery. As well as a show of good faith have I and the guild I represent taken the opportunity to also prepare one month worth of food for the beasts ordered. However the cost of the animals would ultimately fall on the trifling sum of; 241 220 000 NSD.

I have already informed the relevant corporations and family estates and landed gentry involved in the guild to provide the relevant animals and we can also pass on a dialog to ensure that food for the animals is also provided onto your grace each month.

With humble greetings and well wishes for the future; His lordship Göran auf Halmarstad.

[The Orwell Society]

To whom it may concern at the Royal Merchant Guild's storefront,

We at the Ministry of Peace would like to order 120 KVG rifles with the following specifications:

• Ebony Decoration
• X4 Scope
• Red Dot Sight
• Pistol Grip

No worries about the ammunition, we will produce our own. These rifles will be put to use at the newly established Orwellian Royal Guard, a decorated but elite taskforce of highly-trained agents to protect Big Brother. We do hope they serve us well. A total of 148200 NSD will be wired to an account of your choosing and the rifles are to be delivered to Airstrip One.

Sincerely,
Orwellian Minister of Peace

[Allanea]

The Free Kingdom Ministry of Foreign Affairs wishes to remind our Imerian allies that the Orwellian Ministry of Peace is the representative of a slaver society which actively imports slaves for massed menial labor, and a participant in the World Slavery Conference. While we cannot of course force our esteemed allies to abstain from dealing with such scum, we thought it our duty to bring this to your attention.

[Imeriata]

To: Orwellian Minister of Peace

Good day sir, the royal merchant guild does under no circumstance engage in trade with proponents of the vile repuiblican ideology known as Ingsoc, nor do we engage in trade with slave traders, as such must we deny your order.

With humble greetings and well wishes for the future; His lordship Göran auf Halmarstad.