Greetings valued customers!
On behalf of the glorious alliance, The Conglomerate, we're intrigued in expanding our brah'ness to the furthest reaches of NationStates, including Global Economics and Trade. With such, the first noble storefront we shall open, is yours' truly, Congburgers™.
With the gloriousness of our brahs solidified, and the need to appease Jenrak's mighty appetite of being a big blick womanz wanting fastfood, this jointly operated storefront is here! Congburgers for life foo'! Try our new DoubleCong™ meal for the CONG in you™!
On behalf of the glorious alliance, The Conglomerate, we're intrigued in expanding our brah'ness to the furthest reaches of NationStates, including Global Economics and Trade. With such, the first noble storefront we shall open, is yours' truly, Congburgers™.
With the gloriousness of our brahs solidified, and the need to appease Jenrak's mighty appetite of being a big blick womanz wanting fastfood, this jointly operated storefront is here! Congburgers for life foo'! Try our new DoubleCong™ meal for the CONG in you™!
Menu:
Double Little Cong meal - for the kiddies! $0.99
Double Cong meal - 1.29
BIG CONG - 2.35
Coke - 0.54 - free refills!
Coke - 12.32 per line. No fucking refills for you, godamn druggie.
Jenrak - Chicken and watermelon meal - 2.40
United Dominion - Raw human leg plus bloodwine - 3.32
Solarva - Plain beef patty... bro style - 2.10
Malikov - Resident food drug dealer with chocolate malk meal - Depends on highness level.
The Parthians - Nuke'em meal - 2.13
Ralkovia - Rape your buildings and burn your women happily meal - 2.10
Amazonian Beasts - Pizza and sports food bro. Gatorade FOOTBALL. GOGOGOGOGOGOGO. - 3.10
Rethan - RAWRMILITARYDESTROYYOURAWR meal - 3.21
New Azura - Priestfries - 2.16
Tiurabo - RAWR ARGUMENT burger meal - 1.65
Allied Governments - GENOCIDEUFORGENOCIDING meal - 2.12
Storm Gard - Hi. I'm relatively levelheaded. Sorry for your disappointment. WAT R U DOIN WIT WE CRAZIES IN DA CONG meal - 3.21
Saurea - NS IS SRS BSNS meal - 2.10
Abruzi - Victory Gin, Victory Burger, and thoughtcrime death meal - 3.21 (on days when 2+2 =4 otherwise 5.32)
L3 Communications - TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL JOKES AND NEKED BUTT SECKS WITH SLIME GIRLS burger - 3.21
Brewdomia - killkillkillkillkillkillkillkillkill... oh look, sports... sportssportssportssportssports gogogogogo... oh look, people, killkillkillkillkillkilll NUEK meal - 3.21
Ostronopolis - Goody-tooshu guy in da Cong bro meal - 3.21
The Master M Power - I've got nothing under my kilt! Stereotypical Scot meal - 3.21
Grosshreinland Reich - I'm in ur room, watchin u fap. Comes with a free vibrator. Or phallus. Whichever way you go and all that meal - 3.21
Jagada - Dark Sphagetti 'n' Meatballs... WTF? Italian food in burger shop. - 3.20
Prevania - SUPER SECRET SAUCE FOR DA CONGBURGERS - 2.10
Vetok - Also relatively levelheaded. Pfft meal - 2.10
The Scandinvans - TROLOLOLOLOLOL NUEK4RELIGIONZ meal - 2.13
Ustio - LOLOLOLOL I BE ON IRCLURKING BUT I NOT IN MT... OWAITZ I go back now - 1.23
Tergnitz New guy meal - 3.20
THE BRAH MEAL - 15.65 - uber good bro.
THE CONG - Priceless.