toys

by **Bentish** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:11 pm

we have toys like tops and trade them for tops...

by **Unthelion** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 7:55 pm

what do they look like?
who made them?
Price?
description?

by **Naretion** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 8:46 pm

OOC: We have threads on each forum called stickies and they're free. You may wana check em out sometime. They may help with your 'bussiness'.

by **Pawn and King** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:03 am

Bentish wrote:we have toys like tops and trade them for tops...

A man, sharply dressed in a steel grey suit and a red tie, calmly walks across your storefront, to the main cashier. In his right hand, he is openly carrying a Luger.

Bentish looks at the man, and somewhat apprehensively says "we have toys like tops and tra-" He never completes the sentence, as the assassin repeatedly fires the Luger into the cashiers head.

Job done, the assassin calmly walks out the shop, muttering to himself "I know it's against the rules the Coproration made, I know I'll get punished by my superiors, but...But to call this a storefront is an insult to storefronts!"

by **Grant Park - Harrow** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:10 am

Yar! We be looking for some good 'tops'. We have too many 'bottoms' on our crew! How much be yer top tops?

by **Globexanter** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:46 am

Pawn and King wrote:
Bentish wrote:we have toys like tops and trade them for tops...

A man, sharply dressed in a steel grey suit and a red tie, calmly walks across your storefront, to the main cashier. In his right hand, he is openly carrying a Luger.

Bentish looks at the man, and somewhat apprehensively says "we have toys like tops and tra-" He never completes the sentence, as the assassin repeatedly fires the Luger into the cashiers head.

Job done, the assassin calmly walks out the shop, muttering to himself "I know it's against the rules the Coproration made, I know I'll get punished by my superiors, but...But to call this a storefront is an insult to storefronts!"

No need for that.

by **Bentish** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:38 am

Unthelion wrote:what do they look like?
who made them?
Price?
description?

Who made them? Maybe we made them...and they have no price for trading...we trade them for tops...

by **Globexanter** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:40 am

(OoC: This is a disgrace to Global Economics^^ )

by **Bentish** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:41 am

Grant Park - Harrow wrote:Yar! We be looking for some good 'tops'. We have too many 'bottoms' on our crew! How much be yer top tops?

"tops" as in "toys that spin"

by **Diol** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 1:49 pm

The imperial office for toy sale prevention is horrified that you are even atempting to be selling these evil and disgraceful items. We demand that you cease this operation emmediatly or we will take steps to force you to cease selling these "toys," to children who can be fooled by the bright colors of these objects that you allow to be sold.

Yours sincerely, hamacari yamasuki

by **Polarex** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:47 pm

Wow, just wow. This is the worst store front, something Hayaba or something would do. I will continue to cringe at this. *Shudders*

by **Beldonia** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:49 pm

Unthelion wrote:what do they look like?
who made them?
Price?
description?

He's kidding, dude. He's not harcore NS player. And it's pretty funny.

by **Maxedon** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:50 pm

Are they toys that can sexually arouse Maxedon's baby population?

by **Beldonia** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:52 pm

Maxedon wrote:Are they toys that can sexually arouse Maxedon's baby population?

Oh, dear god. That's awesome.

by **North Orus** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:08 pm

Redin stood in the street outside the toys store. They were all outraged at the store for creating and selling these "tops". There was about 50 people in the street listening to Redin shout inspiring words. They all had weapons of some kind such as moltov cocktails and hand guns. They were here to destroy the shop.

"This shop is a discrace!" shouted Redin. "We need to end it now! Who's with me!" The crowed shouted in a supporting uproar and with that they charged at the store.

They started throwing the molotv cocktails, but then someone shouted, "The owner has already been shot! An assassin did it! We wanted to do it! Get the assassin!" Then the crowed started attacking the assassin in the store. They fired rounds and threw the moltov cocktails. The assassin ducked and returned fire. A rioter was shot in the face.

Then a shadow from the sky enveloped the scene. Everyone stopped what they were doing to look up, and they saw a giant top moving slowly 1 km up in the sky. Everyone started to scream. They dispersed from the riot. Suddenly the top shot out laser beams to the city below. The laser beams hit houses and building and caused fires.

"What we will do!?!" cried a citizen.

by **Sevvania** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 7:54 pm

A man ambled into the store, casually leaning down as if to pick something up off the floor as a bullet zipped over his head. He stood back up, making his way towards the counter. Ring bell for service. He eyed the bell, tapping the buzzer a few times as he glanced around the room. A muffled moan from behind the counter prompted him to peek over.

The clerk had been shot. The Sevvanian muttered something, reaching into the folds of his combat uniform to retrieve a roll of bandages. After a quick patch up, the man pulled something from his pocket. The object was rounded on one end, tapering down to a point at the other. It was made of a shiny red plastic, although it was a bit tarnished from over-use.

"So I heard you liek tops."

by **North Orus** » Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:41 pm

The giant top/UFO destroyed the city in a matter of minutes. It started to move south towards Washington D.C. It arrived in five minutes. Once there, it destroyed the Washington Mounment, the Capitol, and the White House. It dropped thousands of human size tops that spun so fast that it created tornandoes. Thousands of tornadoes moved around D.C. destroying anything in their path. Suddenly, a giant man came out of the UFO. He looked exactly like the one that was shot. He said, "We have toys like tops and trade them for tops..."

The sound waves projected from his voice were so powerful that they leveled everything on Earth. Everyone died instantly. The Earth was barren. The only people who remained were the FT nations that weren't at Earth, but soon the sound waves reached them and destroyed them. The sound waves destroyed everything in the Universe. The Universe collapsed on itself and time and spcae were destroyed.

These were the thoughts of the man who sat at a counter saying, "We have toys like tops and trade them for tops..." to a man in a business suit. He relized what could happen if he sold tops. The world could end. So he tried to say to the business man, "I won't be selling tops for tops...", but the business man shot him.

by **Maxedon** » Sun Jan 16, 2011 1:48 am

North Orus wrote:The giant top/UFO destroyed the city in a matter of minutes. It started to move south towards Washington D.C. It arrived in five minutes. Once there, it destroyed the Washington Mounment, the Capitol, and the White House. It dropped thousands of human size tops that spun so fast that it created tornandoes. Thousands of tornadoes moved around D.C. destroying anything in their path. Suddenly, a giant man came out of the UFO. He looked exactly like the one that was shot. He said, "We have toys like tops and trade them for tops..."

The sound waves projected from his voice were so powerful that they leveled everything on Earth. Everyone died instantly. The Earth was barren. The only people who remained were the FT nations that weren't at Earth, but soon the sound waves reached them and destroyed them. The sound waves destroyed everything in the Universe. The Universe collapsed on itself and time and spcae were destroyed.

These were the thoughts of the man who sat at a counter saying, "We have toys like tops and trade them for tops..." to a man in a business suit. He relized what could happen if he sold tops. The world could end. So he tried to say to the business man, "I won't be selling tops for tops...", but the business man shot him.

But then, the aer forz camez in an nuk u i win lalala

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