Amerik Multiversal is proud to present:
The Resurrection Process, or the Revitalization of Life to Those Previously Dead
It is, indeed, an unfortunate fact that just as there is life in the world, so too must there be death. It has long been an attempt by the Holy Technocracy to unbalance that equation, and for a while now we have seen some progress, in a crude form of Resurrection that brought people once dead back to life....unfortunately, however, the chance of such a success was less than 3%.
However, in the many years since, we are pleased to announce that, as the success rate has now been refined to near-perfection, we will be from now on opening up our services of resurrection to the outside world. Nations may be free to place orders with us, along with bodies and payment, and we will do our utmost best to bring them back to life. For those curious as to how we do this most miraculous process, feel free to read below, after which we shall include our form detailing payment and any additional add-ons.
Our History
The earliest form of the Resurrection Process, in 2017. The person to be resurrected unfortunately failed, but the body was still able to help the scientists of the time pick out a few areas of improvement.
The Resurrection Process is an open service provided by the Hall of Unorthdox Science, the primary state-owned university in the Holy Technocracy, and one of the most recognizable in the world today. Founded on the sight of the former Harvard University, the Hall of Unorthdox Science prepares our future men and women for training in the many fields of science as proud Doktors, and it is in the Hall that the Process takes place.
The Resurrection Process was first developed in 2016, after The Dean, also the Mechanology Divisional Leader of the Holy Technocracy (for more information, check the factbook available for public perusal) first thought of it after the untimely death of his wife. He began the theoretical ponderings of how one could manage to provide both function and control back to the body, and eventually bring it back to the state of life with few negative consequences. Early experimentation into this were proven futile, though they did help provide the basis for what are now known as Genetiks, due to the fact that they involved only the replacement of parts with other organic parts instead of mechanicaly crafted organs. However, The Dean's experiments first bore substantial fruit in 2026, when the first resurrected animal, a small lab rat, was brought back to life for a sum total of five days before once again dying. This, combined with the creation of the Hall of Unorthodox Science by other means, led directly to the first successful test of the Resurrection Process on a sapient being in 2028 - what is now known as the "Sally Smith Incident". It is a date noted for also cementing the bonds of friendship with the now fellow ally of the Glorious and United Kingdom of the Floor Kippers.
Since then, the influx in funding and the sales to several nations have allowed the Resurrection Process to be expanded and improved far past it's origins. While initially a public service offered by the Hall of Unorthodox Science, in 2037 control of the service and its accessibility to outside nations was transferred to the newly-made government business hub known as Amerik Multiversal. Though in face it is merely the first Front (short for Storefront, the term used by Amerik Multiversal to refer to a specific service offered) of Amerik Multiversal, in truth it remains run much the same as it was before - many of the people overseeing the economics of the Process were found competant and with enough merit to quality for similar positions under Amerik Multiversal.
Today, Amerik Multiversal offers the Resurrection Process to any who have the money and the will to cover the cost, though diplomatic relations factor into the final cost. In almost all cases, the transaction is relatively simple - the payment plan will be arranged, the body sent over, and the surgery made, with the resurrected body put into a stasis coma while payment is waited for. Once the money is wired or otherwise sent over, the patient shall be taken out of stasis, and shipped back to the nation who placed the order.
Today, in 2042, the waiting rooms for nationals of the deceased still waiting to go through the Resurrection Process. Many will have to wait weeks or even months, even with teams of doctors working around the clock, before their turn at attempting to be risen can be undertaken. Don't worry, though - special overseas procedure and use of time travel means your bodies won't have to wait that long before undergoing the process.
Our Service
The Holy Technocracy of New Amerik and the Hall of Unorthodox Science are in fact the primary backers behind the Resurrection Process, as Amerik Multiveral is a government and scientific-run business organization with many members in the Divisions. All money paid goes to the Imperial Division, where it is broken up and filtered across time and space to where most needed, as well as to fund the national budget and distribute to the nation of course. It is hoped that by opening up this service to the multiverse we may make a difference that can be actually felt, and to better restore life to the multiverse as a whole. In addition, proceeds from the Resurrection Process also go to more scientific research, and in time it is hypothosized that the Holy Technocracy may open up other similar services to the public.
Total Money Gained in Sales:
$53,000,000,000