To: The Chief Executive Officer of the Black Market Incorporation of Azaca
From: The government of the Federation of the Kangaroo Republic
Subject: Kangaroos
Good day,
As you may know. We have recently found your storefront and came to a shocking find that you are attempting to sell our non-sapient brethren. We would like to know how big your stock of kangaroos is as we are willing to buy them all in an alive condition so that we can ensure that they will be given a safe habitat and will be free from the hands of outlaws who keep these animals under conditions that break regulations for keeping animals in your country.
We would hereby ask your outlaw corporation to either refrain from trading in kangaroos unlawfully and against any regulations that ensure ethically correct treatment or sell them all to the Kangaroo Republic where these poor creatures can be released into the wild where they belong.
Signed,
President Aezak Wudar Daenbruk
(OOC: Yes, I know I am doing it deliberately wrong.)
