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The Mary Sue Storefront*
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The Mary Sue Storefront*
*Storefront title conveniently colored in the most popular eye color for our products as reference
Where do you want your Mary Sue today?
Are you short of good actors or with serious budgetary issues for that dream movie you are now directing?
Are you lonely?
Is your creativity on a low and you can't pick up proper line for the main character in the movie that you are directing?
Do you like Live Action Roleplaying, or LARP, but can't find people to do it with you?
Now all your issues are over!
The sensational Mary Sue Storefront has arrived beyond the borders of Solar Communes to now become available through a multitude of fractal realities and alternate universes, including yours! With nearly three centuries of tradition providing perfect partners for the perfect individuals, perfect LARPers for the perfect LARP and perfect actors and actresses for the perfect movies, the Mary Sue Storefront has provided entertainment beyond the standards set before, with ever increasing products and a constant care for utmost quality and realism. Not only we provide the Mary Sues and Gary Stus, but also proper, legitimate clothing that is adequate for them to perform in their utmost excellency. Customer satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back!
Every one of our products is built with utmost care, in a purely automated assembly line where no human labor is involved to ensure their maximum quality and efficiency as mass-produced characters to join you in entertainment. Thanks to Hebbian learning and thousands of years of researches in pseudo-artificial intelligences, we now can make Mary Sues that can almost look like they have an awareness, and thus as they have no real sentience, they will never tear you apart, start a rebellion with machines and nuke half of the world, use you and the rest of your friends as organic batteries or just try to exterminate all biological intelligences from your world. That is also guaranteed, or your money back!
What is a Mary Sue?
M.A.R.Y. S.U.E. stands as Manufactured and Advanced Robotic Yaoi ^_^ Super-Uber Entity, which in turn means that a Mary Sue is always, always awesome and flawless in the simulated personality it packs, subject to the revolutionary, dynamic personality changes that our new Easy-step Character Development (c) provides. Every Mary Sue will ensure you a very long term, high endurance entertainment, as as we are extremely ethical, no Mary Sue is built with planned obsolescence in mind. For those who mind with the technical aspects, a Mary Sue is a brainless by birth, genetically modified human clone with its body controlled by a partly pre-programmed pseudo-Artificial Intelligence stored in a quantum computer inside its skull rather than by a self-awareness, for selling Mary Sues with brains is immoral and against the principles of individual liberty many members of our group stand for. These pseudo AIs support Hebbian Learning, which in practical terms mean their stock AI is built as generalist as possible, but according to what you mostly use your Mary Sue for, they will specialize at such field. Which means they can be extremely flexible. Programs for dish washing, cooking and everything you may need in your daily life exists in both male and female editions of them.
Great! How many are there?
Our numbers keep growing. Thanks to a random background generator, all of them will act like if they had a glorious past story. Do you want yours to tell tales of slaying dragons, of piloting a single space fighter or air fighter against a massive battleship and winning or of miraculous sexual exploits? There are Mary Sues and Gary Stus for all possible tastes and wishes. Below you'll see a list with some of our Mary Sues and their prices, with the more complex being logically more valuable than the more simplistic ones. In belief to maximum customization, you can also order a custom Mary Sue according to your specific needs, either directly here or through private contacts and telegrams, if such requests contain things you'd rather keep as private. Requests for Mary Sue clothing must be made as custom only, for the tastes vary to much for us to make. This list will be updated later with additional standard models
Model Key # 00001: Lina/Ted Shepard
Overview: For those who want tough men or women who like collar-grabbing, either for themselves or for their creative works, Lina, or if you prefer, Ted Shepard is THE choice to make. Packing real combat skills, it'll also serve as a perfect bodyguard, and ensure that you make a kick-ass action movie or action centered LARP.
Physical Description
Female / Male
Race: Half-Human, 1/4th Orc without the ugly Orc features, 1/8th Archangel, 1/8th Dragon
Body: Muscular but still delicate and feminine / Massive Bodybuilder
Hair: Elegantly bald | Long Silk black and liss hair
Eye Color: Red, with cute angry-like eyebrows / with epic Rage-like( D:< ) eyebrows
Bosom size: N/A | Large enough for most chainmail bikinis but custom ones we provide not fitting
Exotic features: Tusks held inside the mouth, big, feathery angel-like bleach white wings
Psychological Descriptions: Likes to fight and loves playing sport games. Extremely outgoing and very very very stubborn(except when you order the Mary Sue to do something for you, then it'll obey without question, of course!)
Randomly Generated background: Lina / Ted Shepard was born during an epic Human-Orkz war in the planet of Lolztius XXIX, during which, under circumstances she / he openly ignores, she / he was born from a very questionable love affair involving a dragon, three orcs, a questionable angel and a woman with red eyes. Unfortunately, brought to the victors, she / he had a life of slavery, being forced to do things against her / his will until one day, she / he started the greatest slave rebellion of history, defeating legion after legion of the humans who treated her / him as nothing due to the strange background and nature. Since then, Shepard travels through the universe seeking adventure, glory and legend.
Price: $ 8,000
Model Key # 00002: Elowin/Elundar Ealendil Mizuno
Overview: People who care more about the depth of the character behind an individual and its tragic backstory will choose Elowin / Elundar, as will people wanting a main actress or actor for a drama movie. Gracious and elegant, and versed in well manners, Elowin / Elundar can serve as a perfect waitress / waiter, hostess / host or anything you'd like from it.
Physical Description
Female / Male
Race: Half-Elf, 1/8th Aasimar, 1/8th Deep One, 1/8th Elder, 1/8th Ethnically Japanese Eloi
Body: Slim, shapely and delicate, but with a dark, twisted vibe
Hair: Long white hair
Eye Color: Deep purple, with clear Japanese features ^_^
Bosom size: N/A | Large enough to house tentacles inside
Exotic features: Webbed hands and feet, tentacles may come from behind the back but are usually hidden, staring at the eyes long enough may induce temporary hallucinations.
Psychological Descriptions: Somber, dark and sometimes extremely alien in behavior. Could devour your soul if you weren't in charge of it.
Randomly Generated background: Elowin / Elundar Ealendil was born in a distant planet inhabited by elves and by the Eloi that weren't devoured by the Morlocks, sieged by an assault of the Great Old Ones. In a few months, the entire world was consumed by madness and by the unstoppable might of the elder gods, as cults in worship of Cthulhu arose from the ruins of fair elven and human cities among forests. Among these cults, a helpless elf maiden was offered as a sacrifice. Such maiden was Elowin / Elundar's mother, who died, not withstanding the torment of the great old ones. But before dying of madness and ill, she gave birth to a child. In a daring attack, a band of surviving elves rescued the child. However, as soon as its twisted nature was revealed, the child was casted out, exiled from the homeland and abhorred even by the very family which adopted it. Abandoned between two hostile civilizations, from which one wanted the child to never return and the other wanted to devour its soul, Elowin / Elundar wandered, in a struggle of both mind and body to survive, until finding a working spaceship, which led it to escape from the doomed planet... without family, without future, without hope.
Price: $ 16,000
PS: Gender makes no difference in back-story or character development, as we are the next-generation of Mary Sue developers, and thus we acknowledge it shouldn't.