I recently purchased the remains of the great Freddie Mercury from Hunter Bradley Land, and have set to work cloning him.
To share this amazing feat with the world, I will now be selling clones for 10 million USD apiece.
Reasons to buy a Freddie(tm)
1. Perfect mate for "Killer Queen"s
2. A skilled racer perfect for any "Bicycle Race"
3. He will be "your best friend"
4. Can "Play the Game", any game
5. "Who wants to live forever"
6. And much, much, more
Please post orders on this forum
Thank You
Freddie(tm) Inc.
btw. these clones cannot be recloned