The Spartan Philidelphia Almost Anything Corporation

[Christantle]

I meant the Socially Progressive Assosiation at Christantle ofcourse

A free key with every purchase!

Ok.....so It is for a day.......

[Inkarzikan]

We would like:
27,000 Airplanes
plz!
-Inkarzi Senator

[Secantrine]

Hmmm......

A Submarine that can tunnel underground, and its blueprints.

[New Korongo]

we would like 100,000 smiledon tooth ball point pens

[Spartan Philidelphia]

I would like 10,000 of your finest-quality chocolate chip cookies to go and some cola.

[The Corparation]

We desire the purchase of some spam based food items.

I would like 10,000 of your finest-quality chocolate chip cookies to go and some cola.

Wait don't you own this?

[Christantle]

We desire the purchase of some spam based food items.

I would like 10,000 of your finest-quality chocolate chip cookies to go and some cola.

Wait don't you own this?

I have the key.......I thought it was for one day....
*Gives key back to the orginal owner*

[Swkoll]

Can I have the keys? and a coffee?

[New Korongo]

can i have my pens?

[Spartan Philidelphia]

A free key with every purchase!

Ok.....so It is for a day.......

The day has been over for a while. I resume control of all SPAAC factories and cheeses. It was all in the contract every customer has to sign when they purchase an item from this particular storefront. (Contract not included)

We would like:
27,000 Airplanes
plz!
-Inkarzi Senator

Vendre 27 Avions

Bonjour! Je suis français! Je donne vingt-sept avions! Au revoir!
(Yes, perfect grammar. No exceptions!)

Hmmm......

A Submarine that can tunnel underground, and its blueprints.

Sold an Underground Submarine Digger

Digs underground, yet is still a submarine, which goes swimmy underwater. The implications have extraordinary implications for the socio-economic climate of the international communist communities and Sputnik, which could only go beep. Beep...beep...beep... All this beeping is making me forget about how a presumably "cigar-shaped" submarine is digging deep into holes and widening them. Just like it was programmed. Damn food... Freud.

we would like 100,000 smiledon tooth ball point pens

Sold 100,000 Smiledon Tooth Ball Point Pens

From your description, you have ordered one hundred thousand smiledon (a smiling creature that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a smilodon) tooth ball point pen. (As in, a tooth made from a smiling creature that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a smilodon.) Now they aren't smiling anymore! They just have their mouth vaguely opened... that can be interpretted into a smile, I guess (much like that smiley next to that smiling hugging, under the smiley that is sticking its tounge out at you, and over that smiley which is worshipping.)

I would like 10,000 of your finest-quality chocolate chip cookies to go and some cola.

THE INTERNATIONAL COMMUNITY SHOULD HAVE CONDEMNED YOUR CANTANKEROUS AND UNCULTURED "COUNTRY," A LONG TIME AGO. YOUR MOTHERS WERE RABBITS AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF YOUR MOTHER. AND ELDERBERRIES. NO COOKIES FOR YOU, SIR.

We desire the purchase of some spam based food items.

I would like 10,000 of your finest-quality chocolate chip cookies to go and some cola.

Wait don't you own this?

Sold Guam

Guam is the spam-capital of the world. Obviously, they would have some spam-based food items with them. As a bonus, we're sending our breakfast special, Eggs, bacon, and sausages.
And yes, I do own this business venture. How kind of you to notice. Always a gentleman, you.












And SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, EGGS, AND SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPICE AND SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAMLY SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM .

We desire the purchase of some spam based food items.


Wait don't you own this?

I have the key.......I thought it was for one day....
*Gives key back to the orginal owner*

You were correct in thinking, anonymous representative of Christantle. If only more people thought, the world would be a better place. Except for people who would go insane from all the thinking. Quite a few.

Can I have the keys? and a coffee?

Sold a Coffee

The keys have been used too many times in such a short timespan, but if you come back at an indeterminite time later, you shall be able to splity infinitively receive that which you desire.

can i have my pens?

We do not have your pens, or we do. Perhaps something to jog my memory a bit? Hmm?

[New Korongo]

ooc - damn english teacher
IC - the money has been wired

[Secantrine]

Hmmm......

A Submarine that can tunnel underground, and its blueprints.

Sold an Underground Submarine Digger

Digs underground, yet is still a submarine, which goes swimmy underwater. The implications have extraordinary implications for the socio-economic climate of the international communist communities and Sputnik, which could only go beep. Beep...beep...beep... All this beeping is making me forget about how a presumably "cigar-shaped" submarine is digging deep into holes and widening them. Just like it was programmed. Damn food... Freud.

The government thanks you, now with the blueprints, it will be modified for combat(or plain destruction) and due to funding problems, Spartan Philadelphia will be paid with Synthetic Lobsters.

"I will treasure it like it was my only pet....err....only LIKE, I'm not replacing Patra here." ~9th Tempest Lord Neil upon reception.

[Bisgea]

I order the letter between V and X.

[Diol]

Oi you!
Give me the @#$%ing humfadiddleaflopajackoficeandmozarellaapartfromtheevilchickenpartbecauseidontlikethatdiddlyflopifacitionsometer. If you don't @#$%ing sell me this i will kick your @#$%ing face in with my @#$%ing boot.

[Swkoll]

*spits out coffee*

[Orlkjestad]

Alooo aigiiin!

Ve woood liek two buey dis veree companeee! Ve geeeve muchi ka$h ka$h!

[New Korongo]

we would like to purchase five 800mm Ignore Cannons

[Oceanic Vakiadia]

We would like to purchase:
1 chair
2 ropes
1 penguin
1 large light bulb
1 large lamp to fit in previous light bulb
1 taser

Thank you.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

If you deem your product to be of low quality, it can be returned for a one hour, money-back guarantee! Our workers are tired of crap, that's all.

ooc - damn english teacher
IC - the money has been wired

Excellent! Money is the blood of the economy. Sure, organisms can survive without this blood, but they won't grow very large, won't they?

The government thanks you, now with the blueprints, it will be modified for combat(or plain destruction) and due to funding problems, Spartan Philadelphia will be paid with Synthetic Lobsters.

"I will treasure it like it was my only pet....err....only LIKE, I'm not replacing Patra here." ~9th Tempest Lord Neil upon reception.

That is a very nice act of charity giving lobsters to Spartan Philadelphia. But this is a company and acts of charity shan't give any sort of tax deductible. If only the Spartan Philidelphia Almost Anything Corporation had some of those authentic synthetic lobsters, then we wouldn't have to have these cheap knock-offs.

I order the letter between V and X.

Sold Upside-Down M

That ɯill do, ɯon't it? VVe couldn't find any of those letters that you requested.

Oi you!
Give me the @#$%ing humfadiddleaflopajackoficeandmozarellaapartfromtheevilchickenpartbecauseidontlikethatdiddlyflopifacitionsometer. If you don't @#$%ing sell me this i will kick your @#$%ing face in with my @#$%ing boot.

Sold humfadiddleaflopajackoficeandmozarellaapartfromtheevilchickenpartbecauseidontlikethatdiddlyflopifacitionsometer

It has mozarella! Apart from the evil chicken part, of course.

Alooo aigiiin!

Ve woood liek two buey dis veree companeee! Ve geeeve muchi ka$h ka$h!

Sold Dis Veree Companee

Now give us much ca$h ca$h. Now as long as you keep filling out orders, this company will be at the hands of whatever you are.

we would like to purchase five 800mm Ignore Cannons

We're using them right now, but I'm sure we'll be finished with them soon.

We would like to purchase:
1 chair
2 ropes
1 penguin
1 large light bulb
1 large lamp to fit in previous light bulb
1 taser

Thank you.

Sold 1 chair, 2 ropes, 1 penguin, 1 large light bulb, 1 large lamp for large lightbulb, 1 taser

Something seems suspicious about these particular items. It's like if they were all connected. Like a crimescene of sorts. That African penguin looked a bit nervous, too. Play safely!

I'm tired.

[Orlkjestad]

Heiki!

Ve wooid liek twoo purchaseé die Diamind Encrøösted Tailkïng Skjûll du Sylvester! Ve pae mukh ka$h, ka$h, ka$h!

[Christantle]

Hola Spartan Filadelfia. Nos gustaría comprar la Llave de la Ciudad de Clownsville. Una imagen adecuada hará también.

Try and read that without a translator.

[Oceanic Vakiadia]

If you deem your product to be of low quality, it can be returned for a one hour, money-back guarantee! Our workers are tired of crap, that's all.

ooc - damn english teacher
IC - the money has been wired

We would like to purchase:
1 chair
2 ropes
1 penguin
1 large light bulb
1 large lamp to fit in previous light bulb
1 taser

Thank you.

Sold 1 chair, 2 ropes, 1 penguin, 1 large light bulb, 1 large lamp for large lightbulb, 1 taser

Something seems suspicious about these particular items. It's like if they were all connected. Like a crimescene of sorts. That African penguin looked a bit nervous, too. Play safely!

Oh, we forgot, could also buy an essay detailing every unknown question about penguin evilness?

[Spartan Philidelphia]

Heiki!

Ve wooid liek twoo purchaseé die Diamind Encrøösted Tailkïng Skjûll du Sylvester! Ve pae mukh ka$h, ka$h, ka$h!

Diamind Encrøösted Tailkïng Skjûll du Sylvester

I tawt I taw a putty tat at first. I'll have to look again to tee if I tid taw a puddy tat. Either that, or a very strange actor. Then we tut off its tead. Ca$h is very much appreciated.

Hola Spartan Filadelfia. Nos gustaría comprar la Llave de la Ciudad de Clownsville. Una imagen adecuada hará también.

Try and read that without a translator.

I have tried to read it without a translator. What is your second wish, amigo?

Oh, we forgot, could also buy an essay detailing every unknown question about penguin evilness?

I wish I could...I wish I could.

[Oceanic Vakiadia]

Oh, we forgot, could also buy an essay detailing every unknown question about penguin evilness?

I wish I could...I wish I could.

Dammit.... A Guide to Interrogation?

[Dystopianus]

The Greater Holy Dystopian Empire officially awards the SPAAC with the official badge of lol. Congratulations on this valuable price.

We would like to order a wooden cabinet full of pie.

PS: On a more serious note, shouldn't this be moved to F7 instead?