Bank of Yohannes
Find Below the Grade Report and Review. Do note that this report is not the Monthly Rothward Report that depicts multiple storefronts.
Financial Banking
Bank of Yohannes
Grade 81
A
First Glance
The Bank of Yohannes is an internationally renowned, immediately recognisable hegemon of financial banking within the Global Economic Community. Most if not all major transactions, and financial withholding practises take place within this firm which holds a very long, deeply rooted history.
Everything from accounts, securities, loans, stocks and shares, investments and more are in the arsenal of this Bank, perhaps one of the most illustrious in the extreme, of financial institutions that has ever meddled in Global Economics.
Rarely do Banks have considerable access, and influence to an extent that can be felt outside of Economics, and into the day-to-day proceedings of International Politics.
The Review
There was a time when the Bank of Yohannes was hardly known, however it has tirelessly clawed its way into the minds of anyone who deals in international trade. It can be said quite easily, that when the Bank shrugs – the globe feels the tremor, an interesting analogy to depict for a firm that can arguably execute its own soft power should it see fit, and be as devastating as any standing army.
Naturally, with such great power comes responsibility, and few times have ever existed where the Bank has needed to create tsunamis in a world where the waves are constantly crashing. Rather – when administrators from the Bank of Yohannes enter a room, everyone stops and listens, they've truly garnered that much prestige.
The storefront in itself, is very complex, very organised, and very intimidating. Outside of a few glitches, such as the flashy information banners, with cyclic ads that do not fit well for many screen resolutions, the sheer construction of the page as a whole is titanic, and well deserving of one's respect.
Of course, it is loaded with nothing but information – and a lot to take in in a short read. There is an issue however, when reading – with the mountains of information – the need for better and shorter paragraphs is upfront and apparent. As wall of texts – and with the typical professional and legal jargon applied to such a titan, one can't help but feel a bit intimidated and lost.
Pictures are an amazing break-up for a storefront, and can make or break one's hard work. For the most part, the placing at the beginning is a bit haphazard but sorts itself out down the road, thought at times, can be somewhat distracting due to the sheer number of images applied.
Despite this, the reading will be the most extensive task one will conduct when visiting this storefront. Naturally, for the amount of services the Bank actually offers, there's a lot of legal and professional jargon that must be mulled over before someone accidentally digs themselves into a pit.
Though, some of the “large-word” syndrome encountered is nothing more than marketing garbble intended to to assert the Bank's position, and convince you that they are the best option in managing your financials.
In other areas however, some sections would appear to work best if this form of syndrome was restrained, and dulled to allow individuals who weren't completely savvy or well-educated in the matters of Banking and Finance, to better comprehend what was actually being said and not be met with walls of arguably condescending language.
With the intimidation factor, engaging an individual into a contract when they've not fully understood the parameters of the agreement is quite risky. Though this policy isn't exactly foreign to storefronts, and can be manipulated as a marketing trick. Naturally, people fall for it.
Though, to be fair, the Bank does make a fair point of attempting to appear humble and seem more relative to the customer by stating they “are not the best”. Which – in light, seems trivial for an additional tag following the “About Us” and merely aims to support the notion that they do think otherwise. Marketing after all.
Course if you can get passed the sporadic long strings of “long-word syndrome”, and carefully take your time to read, it does in fact make quite a bit of sense, so it isn't completely useless. However, impatient people do exist, and it's hard not to concern for those more prone to being impressionable.
Then again, that is the entire point of a storefront – to sell itself, thought we'll have to strike a few points simply because of the lengthy paragraphing.
Further on, everything else is extremely well organised, descriptions of the different types of accounts, fair and well balanced financial leveraging, and a wide plethora of services that may lead one to use the Bank of Yohannes for anything and everything. In this way, they've essentially established a financial hegemony.
Unfortunately, after some time digging through writing and glancing at the pictures – the aesthetics become quickly boring and grow one tired, if anything they seem to be there simply to keep your mind awake for a minute moment before you drift off into a slumberous retreat once more.
Now the practicality of the organisation, and the directive links are what really stands out here, and takes a large bulk of how one may view the page. Everything works, and it goes where it should – from there on, the process is mostly painless and upfront. Chiselled to perfection as some might ordain it.
Once you actually get to interact with customer service, response times are a toss of the coin. Averaging anywhere from 1.5 to 4 days, though one can't help but notice the stark professionalism when receiving a missive from the Bank.
In all – the Bank of Yohannes may not be full of expressive glamour, it isn't attractive – in fact it may be considered ugly and dull, boring, and not a first option when choosing a date if we must go by looks alone, but that does not do it justice.
Under the surface is where its real personality lies, and the actual beauty – if even not immediately obvious. Between the lines of the legal rabble, the Bank of Yohannes is exceptionally organised, practical, and one may expect nothing less than shrewd professionalism.
It is, in every right, a Titan amidst waves of competitors, and just goes to show – that sometimes looks aren't everything, and the Bank of Yohannes pulls far greater weight under the surface than it'll ever freely let on. It is the quiet, calm face of a wise man, sitting humbly in a chair out of sight, enjoying a glass of scotch to his wrinkled lip, and carefully pulling the strings of all those dancing in the room.