In need of torture devices!

[Justorica]

Any nation that has a company that produces items of the torturous variety, please reply with a description of the item and how much it will cost for 1 shipment. ( please include how many come in 1 shipment. )

[Justorica]

He need the torture things now!

[The Emmerian Unions]

<<OOC: No torture devices for you.>>

[Agzenzia]

We torture criminals for crimes, we could send some K.O tazers and very hard rubber bullets and chains and we could send some of our interrogators.

[Daiwiz]

Might we suggest using Bamboo? You merely place the victim over a bamboo sprout in a green house, and four-five days later a bamboo plant will be growing out of his/her/its stomach. If they truly know what you want to know, then they will most certainly tell you before it comes anywheres near this.

OOC:Lol, what's it gonna be used for O.o

[Justorica]

It will be used to torture criminals that have committed major crimes like murder, planted a bomb, and terrorists.

[Agzenzia]

OOC:"tie a weight to some ones sack and tape their hands together behind their back and tell them in order for them to get the weight off they have to walk 20ft to a button to unlock it"

LOL quote from some buy called supermatt

[Third Spanish States]

On behalf of the utmost ideals of free trade, Thrashinema INC. would like to negotiate a contracted to offer as many Blu-Ray or DVD discs as you would need containing the following, extremely vicious torture devices:

• Battlefield Earth
• Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
• The Adventures of Pluto Nash
• Dracula 3000
• Attack of 8-foot Mecha Hitler*
• Hercules in New York
• Monster A Go Go
• Nukie
• Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny
• They Saved Hitler's Brain

*Rights purchased from the Mordino Family in the anarchy of Vault 10

Our organization is willing to negotiate a contract with price and duration. Our current terms stand as a one time payment contract of $450 millions in Universal Standard Dollars for three years, and we are willing to provide movies of our own authorship that will torture those who watch them even worse than the mentioned ones, which of course will require a greater payment, in the case of $6 billion of USD. If you wish to negotiate beyond the standing offer, you may send your representative to the headquarters of Trashinema INC in the Enclave City, East Coast Underwater Settlement Area, Confederacy of Third Spanish States.

[Justorica]

I will buy 1 of every DVD

[Crookfur]

From: Mr Khaki, International Descression Inc.
To: Whom ever it may concern, Justorica
Subject: re. Insturments of toroture.

Dear Sirs,

We here at International Discression specilise in supplyingdevices and equipment for the controlled and often creative application of pain and or the reduction of an individual's will. Normally we cater to the more adventurous and affluent BDSM enthusiast but we are also able to provide bulk supplies to larger organisations.

Currently we cna offer the following in bulk:

Steel tiped, 100% leather 24" Cat o' nine tails, a traditional favourite, $100 each

Free standing reienforced class water tanks of 16,000 liter (3520gallon) capacity each supplied with thier own tempreature and salinity regulators, absolutly perfect for creating a neutral bouancy sensory deprevation enviroment or as simple dunk tanks: $3500 each

Blacked out mask, breathing apparantus and IV feed and durg adminsitration kit for above tanks: $2000

We also have a limited number of 32" single occupant hyperbaric chambers available for a mere $100,000 each. These will provide plenty of "Without Remorse" style opertunities.

We can also supply bulk packages of rusty nails and jump leads. It would however be up to you to source your own Bad Ass irish jedi masters and electrical supply. For these we would charge $500 per ton

Yours Discretely
Mr. Khaki

[Justorica]

Send a 16,000 gallon tank ( 75% salt ), 40 million rusty nails, and 1 rusty sledgehammer.

[Cheztope]

Ok, torture has been not used in centuries in cheztope, but we still know some methods.

The Rat and Bucket
You take the criminal, and put a rat against their belly skin. You put a bucket over the rat, and lye him down, strapped down to a table. You put a flame-thrower (or if you like the traditional, a flaming stick) over the bucket and release the heat just over the bucket. The criminal will feel a slight tingling, then excruciating pain. You will find that the rat has eaten through their stomach.

The Blunt Pitchfork
Lie the criminal down onto a strapped table. Take a VERY blunt pitchfork, and shove it as far up their buttocks as you can, and leave it there for 1 day. No lube.

Washing
You put a criminal in a huge washing mashine, and start it.

"Reverse" polydactily
You take a criminals fingers and a blunt cheese grater. You keep rubbing off shreds of skin (and eventually bone) until they lose all of their fingers.

The Miley Cyrus
This is regarded as the most painful of all. You can't even find guards to hold the criminal against the speakers. You strap him down. You put an ipod player next to him, and blast miley cyrus and hannah montana. Only detonate once you all clear the area so none of you start bleeding out your ears.

[Justorica]

I like that Miley Cyrus idea, although, when I use that method of torture, I will play Hannah Montana songs and high school musical songs at the same time. It will be the ultimate torture.

[Third Spanish States]

Thrashinema INC. is not willing to conduct such tiny scale sales where the shipping costs and the loss in our Reputation Capital will far outweigh our income. Our well-paying customers who abhor torture and tyranny* are far more important than scrooge cheapskates like your nation. Have a nice day.

* -suppressed-

[Zivenzia]

Any nation that has a company that produces items of the torturous variety, please reply with a description of the item and how much it will cost for 1 shipment. ( please include how many come in 1 shipment. )

How about a complete DVD box set of Survivor or Celebrity Apprentice? That would be pretty torturous, perhaps even of the "war crimes" variety. On Sale this week! Only 99,95 Soldi per set!

[Cheztope]

ha

[Dunczton]

how about the Crovchet (krov-shet). It is used to crack the ribs of the victim. there are 7 in one shipment.Each shipment is 125 dushnais which is 200 american dollars.

[Ishidra]

My company sulfulor inc can offer a variety of torture devices for affordable prices.

[Siorafrica]

The ET videogame,Fianna Fail,Ouran High School Host Club,RTE,Apaches the British PSA,a week with Jeremy Clarkson and Alex Kelly...
You can have them for free if you like.

[Bafuria]

Wat? All you need is a bucket of water, a table and some rope.

[New Unsociety]

Use Justin Bieber

[NERVUN]

Please stop torturing the zombie. What did it ever do to you?